1 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,906 Awful weather today, huh? 2 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,698 Hideous. 3 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:36,787 Can we turn the sun down, like, 20% 4 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,497 and get rid of the dolphins too? 5 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,873 Way too cute. 6 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,960 Happy birthday, baby. 7 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,253 Thank you. 8 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,508 So, what do you think of your new boat? 9 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,843 Good present? 10 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,096 I'll tell you when I actually step foot on it. 11 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,409 Oh, my God. There she is! 12 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:19,746 I can't believe you're turning 45. You look incredible. 13 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,709 On the scale of ageless Jennifers, you went from Aniston to Lopez. 14 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,669 You're the sweetest. 15 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:29,173 Now, I told Nicholas to fill this thing with all your favorite stuff 16 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,174 no matter the cost. 17 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:31,967 Which was a lot. 18 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,512 Let me show you around. This is the third deck bar. 19 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,056 We've got a beautiful Meneghini refrigerator, 20 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,892 some handblown crystal stemware, 21 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:44,938 and heated stools for the most important butt in my life. 22 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,024 You know what we should get in here? 23 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,901 A full-time crepe chef. 24 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,611 -Love it. Genius. I'll get on it. -Right? 25 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:51,945 And he could live on the boat. 26 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,780 I'll find one that's going through a divorce. 27 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,449 John, what do you think? 28 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:57,784 Love crepes. 29 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:05,083 And as you can probably tell, this is the smallest pool on the entire ship. 30 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,461 I'm actually a little embarrassed to have to show it to you. 31 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,255 No, it's cute. 32 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,425 You know who this pool will be perfect for? 33 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:14,635 The dogs. 34 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,930 Sweetie, do you think Mary-Kate and Ashley would like this pool? 35 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,474 Yeah, looks great. 36 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,768 Seriously, are you even listening? 37 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:27,606 Yeah. Sorry, I'm just getting slammed here. 38 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:31,485 Okay, but it would be nice to get your input at some point. 39 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,863 You want my input? 40 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,574 Well, let's see. 41 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:44,164 What I would really love to see would be whatever you wanna see. 42 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,333 This is your birthday gift. 43 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:50,212 I want it to be special and perfect for you. 44 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,550 You fucking kidding me? 45 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,884 I am so sorry, guys. 46 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,470 I have to go meet with Hailey. It's an emergency. 47 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,972 They're sending the chopper. 48 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,099 Why don't you two just stay here? 49 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,518 You drink some champagne and keep poking around. 50 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:08,647 Whatever you want, consider it donezo. 51 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,399 -Okay? -Okay. 52 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,818 See you at the party. 53 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:42,055 It looks amazing, guys. Thank you so much. 54 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:11,335 Oh, my God, you guys made it! And I can't wait to catch up with you. 55 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,212 Hey, how you guys doing? 56 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:17,298 Hi. Don't forget to tell me about Denmark, okay? Hi. 57 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,759 Molly's birthday! 58 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:22,012 Hey, come find me later. I'll give you a tour, okay? 59 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:28,435 Do you guys mind if I borrow this particular beautiful woman right here 60 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:29,603 for a few minutes? 61 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,355 All right. 62 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,944 Hey, I am so sorry that I jetted off this morning. 63 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,654 Did you enjoy the rest of the boat? 64 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,405 How about this party, huh? 65 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,574 I mean, this is quite a birthday, right? 66 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:47,079 The boat is amazing. The party is incredible. 67 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,332 There was just one other thing I thought could be nice. 68 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,834 What is it? 69 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:57,422 What if we had dinner alone? Just the two of us. 70 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,383 That's a great idea. 71 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,801 -Yeah? -Yeah. 72 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,010 Tomorrow night? 73 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,178 I can even cook. 74 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,474 Spaghetti, microwave burrito, the options are endless. 75 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,017 That sounds amazing. 76 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,603 You-- No, shit. 77 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,939 I actually-- I have to go to Sweden. 78 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,357 That's tomorrow? 79 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,693 -Yeah. -Well, what if I come with you? 80 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,612 Oh, no. You don't wanna do that. 81 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,447 It's just-- It's gonna be so boring. 82 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:27,244 It's, like, endless meetings about finance and international tax law and… you know? 83 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,580 Well, I can hang with that stuff. 84 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,665 Seriously, let's do it. 85 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,877 I will swing by Ikea in the morning, learn some Swedish, and then we can go. 86 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,921 Okay. Get a love seat, maybe some meatballs? 87 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,006 Sure. 88 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:44,136 Hey. Where's this all coming from? 89 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,471 I don't know. 90 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,726 Remember back at the beginning? 91 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,395 We used to do everything together. 92 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,357 You'd stay up all night in the garage coding, 93 00:05:57,441 --> 00:06:00,485 and I would call back all our angry customers. 94 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,821 Pay the bills you forgot about. 95 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,617 We were kinda like partners. 96 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,369 Well, we still are partners. 97 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,664 I'm only in Sweden for a couple weeks and then Prague. 98 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:15,876 Then I'm back here, and we can go have that dinner. 99 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,878 Just you and me, okay? 100 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,215 Okay. 101 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,304 You got a spot on your tie. 102 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,098 I'll go get you a new one, okay? 103 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,100 Always looking out for me. I love it. 104 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,061 -Thank you, hon. -Course. 105 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,616 Hailey? 106 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,327 Molly. Hey. 107 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,704 What are you doing in here? 108 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,291 I just noticed that John had something on his tie, 109 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,294 so I was bringing him a new one. 110 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,214 How do you know where his ties are? 111 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,886 He told me he was gonna talk to you. 112 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,017 Thank you so much, everybody, 113 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,687 for being here with us on this special day. 114 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,315 And by the way, the cash bar opens at 7:00… 115 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,651 okay? No, I'm just kidding. 116 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,696 Drinks are on me. I own four soccer teams. 117 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:31,326 Listen, our good friend Seal is here to sing a birthday song to Molly. 118 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,995 Seal, why don't you come on up here? 119 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,079 Hailey? 120 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,541 In our house? In our bedroom? 121 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,210 Molly, you know what? I can explain. 122 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,838 She's a fucking child. 123 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,173 What is wrong with you? 124 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:47,342 Was she even born when we graduated college? 125 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,845 Actually, she was one. 126 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,222 Very cool. 127 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:55,434 Was this going on when we renewed our vows in the Bahamas? 128 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,186 The new ring? 129 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,229 Michael Bolton singing to me? 130 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,356 -Michael Bolton? -Shut up, Seal! 131 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,525 Molly, how about we talk in private? 132 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:07,738 I have been by your side for 20 years! 133 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,033 I had sex with you when you had your weird body… 134 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,660 -Okay. -…before you fixed it with money. 135 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,788 I want a divorce. 136 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,958 Don't ever speak to me again! 137 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,961 Okay. Don't worry, everybody, 138 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:25,130 everything's gonna be fine. 139 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,173 Molly. 140 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,716 -Fuck you! -Molly. 141 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,602 Molly, please, just let me explain. 142 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,063 Shut the fuck up! 143 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,442 -Goddamn it! -Honey… 144 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,529 Just come back inside. We'll talk. 145 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:55,077 Bartosz, this is a stick. How do you use a clutch? 146 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:58,622 It's hard to describe. It's more of a feeling. 147 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,333 You know what? Fuck it. 148 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,561 Goddamn it, Bartosz. 149 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,794 Lawyers today announce the official dissolution of the marriage 150 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,797 of tech CEO John Novak and his wife 151 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,425 eight months after accusations of infidelity. 152 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,135 Without a prenuptial agreement, 153 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,181 Molly Novak's net worth is now $87 billion, 154 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,225 making her the third-wealthiest woman in the country. 155 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,936 Trading some man for 90 bill. 156 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,105 I'd take it. That's a lot of shoes, honey. 157 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,316 Let's not diminish what she's gone through. 158 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,276 I don't care how much she's got. 159 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,653 Money alone can't buy you happiness. 160 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,030 -Well, it helps. -It helps. 161 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,741 -Am I right? It helps. -Maybe a little, just a little. 162 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,743 -Helps a lot. -Stop it. 163 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,335 I feel so happy! 164 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,586 That's the drugs! 165 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,340 I see why they're so popular! 166 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,644 I think I wanna dye my hair. 167 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,729 -I love that. -Right? 168 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,486 Oh, my God, it's Sting. 169 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,279 I'm gonna go say hi. 170 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,615 -You do that. I'll get us more drinks. -'Kay. 171 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,283 Sting! 172 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,744 Hey, Sting. What's up? 173 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,205 I'm actually not Sting. 174 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,665 Sting, it's okay. 175 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,584 Molly Novak. You might have seen me on TV. 176 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,669 Eighty-seven billion. 177 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,755 I do recognize you, but I'm just a waiter here. 178 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,717 I like that you're role-playing as a waiter tonight, Sting. 179 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,344 You're so funny. 180 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,055 We have the same hair color now. Let's get a photo. 181 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,182 -Oh, my God. -Say "Sting." 182 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,976 -Sting. -Oh, my God. Look at us. 183 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,061 -Wait, I need a better angle. Hold on. -How's that? 184 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,146 -Is that better? -Just hold on to me. Sting! 185 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,817 Fuck! 186 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,165 Got some dinner ready for you. 187 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,294 You okay? 188 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,807 Why did this happen to me? 189 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,520 Is it because I didn't get preventative Botox? 190 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,606 Don't be crazy, okay? 191 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,400 You look beautiful. You're a goddess. 192 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,403 You have the best skin of any human being alive. 193 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,448 You should be having sex with all three members of Migos. 194 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,994 I don't know who that is, but thank you. 195 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:32,169 I've been playing it over and over in my head. 196 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,757 And I just keep thinking, "Should I have done things differently? 197 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,180 Or was I always meant to lose out to a 25-year-old vagina?" 198 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,558 Stop. Don't blame yourself. 199 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,895 It's straight guys. They're idiots. 200 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,815 There's an entire channel devoted to fishing because of them. 201 00:12:55,526 --> 00:13:01,156 I just-- You always hear about stuff like this happening. 202 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,993 You never think it's gonna happen to you. 203 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,442 -Hello? -Molly Novak? 204 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,197 Yeah, this is she. 205 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,406 This is Sofia Salinas. 206 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,658 I'm the executive director of your foundation. 207 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,371 -My what? -Your charity foundation. 208 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,082 You and your husband started it seven years ago. 209 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,252 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind coming into the office tomorrow. 210 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,713 I have an office? 211 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,382 Yes. It's a fairly important conversation. 212 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,384 I would love to have it in person. 213 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,054 Okay, sure. 214 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,805 Great. How's 9:00 a.m.? 215 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,893 Can we say 11:00? 216 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,020 You have something at 9:00? 217 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,231 Yes, I'll be asleep. 218 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,442 I really would prefer 9:00. Thank you very much, Miss Novak. 219 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,737 Okay, thank you-- No, you know what? Can we say 10:00? 220 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,030 She hung up. 221 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,088 No. That can't be who I think it is. 222 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,257 Cousin Molly, come in here, girl! 223 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,259 Give me a hug. 224 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,469 It's so good to see you! 225 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:28,720 Hi, there. 226 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,014 Howard? 227 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,309 My Aunt Patty is your mom's cousin? Little Wee-wee. 228 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,228 Of course! 229 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,730 Howard! Little Wee-wee. 230 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,399 It's been a long time! 231 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,485 -I'm guessing we got you a job here. -Damn straight you did. 232 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:46,238 I used to work at this comic book store/vape shop, 233 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490 but now I run the computers here or whatever. 234 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,534 Come on. Let me show you around. 235 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,994 -Great. -Come. Follow me. 236 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,871 So, the kitchen's down there. 237 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,789 And you better get here early if you want a muffin. 238 00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,000 -Okay. -My desk is right here. 239 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:02,504 And this is Arthur, my boring, white cubicle mate. 240 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,048 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. 241 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,467 -Nice to meet you. -I'm the accountant here. 242 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,220 We probably need one of those. 243 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:11,555 -If you say so. -Great. 244 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,850 Sorry. I don't mean to stare. 245 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,436 It's just wild seeing you in person. 246 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,105 I'm not used to meeting celebrities, so… 247 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,233 Oh, no. I'm not a celebrity. 248 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,484 Oh, yes, you are. 249 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,321 You're like the most famous cheated-on woman on the planet. 250 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,283 And I need you to know, Black Twitter has your back. 251 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,827 That's nice. 252 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,871 White Facebook is also very supportive. 253 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:40,292 Sorry, that sounds like I'm on white supremacy groups. I'm not. 254 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,378 My aunt does send me some pretty bad stuff that's very troubling-- 255 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,672 You know what? I'm gonna cut it off there. 256 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,592 -You know, I have to run to a meeting. -Yes. That sounds great. 257 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,098 Knock, knock. Hi. 258 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,978 -Hello. Sofia Salinas. -Hi. Molly. So nice to meet you. 259 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,439 -Thank you for coming in. -Yeah. 260 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,983 That's my name. What are they thanking me for? 261 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:10,321 I'm really proud of that after-school program we funded for at-risk kids. 262 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,741 What are they at risk for? Being too damn cute? 263 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,034 No, gang violence. 264 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,494 Right. 265 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,790 Well, you guys do a lot of stuff like this, huh? 266 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,666 Yes. We funnel your money 267 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,752 to different charities in Southern California, 268 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,421 give them the resources they need to do good work, 269 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,382 and try to draw attention to people in need. 270 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,969 Well, those two look really messed up. I hope we help them. 271 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,220 Those are my grandparents. 272 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,055 And they're beautiful. 273 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,184 So, tomorrow we have a ribbon-cutting ceremony 274 00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:42,229 for a new shelter downtown that we've been working on for years. 275 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,648 And that's actually the reason I called you in today. 276 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,735 To remind you that your behavior does reflect on us as an organization, 277 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,320 which makes our job harder. 278 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:56,827 And what, exactly, do you mean by my "behavior"? 279 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,290 Look, I'm not trying to shame a girl for having a good time, 280 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,667 especially after what happened. You do you. 281 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,086 But you can't go traveling around the world, 282 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,464 getting on the news for falling into swimming pools. 283 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:12,301 Lots of people fall into swimming pools all the time. 284 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,179 Yeah, but they don't then get out and try to give the waiter a lap dance. 285 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,515 In my defense, I really did think it was Sting. 286 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,268 They have the same hairline when you're on drugs. 287 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:25,063 Okay, look. Our reputation here is very important to me 288 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,024 because lives are literally at stake. 289 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,403 Wow, you really take this seriously, don't you? 290 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,240 Yeah, well, I kinda spent my whole life doing it. So, yes. 291 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,242 I admire that. 292 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:41,038 And you won't have any more problems from me. 293 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,666 -That's all in the past. So… -Okay. 294 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,585 -It was great to meet you. And thank you… -Of course. 295 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,837 -…for all that you do. -Thank you. 296 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,145 Tonight, for your first course, 297 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:50,899 I've made foie gras with lychee, pine nut, and Riesling gelée. 298 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,067 Thank you, David Chang. 299 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:56,196 Hey, this is a weird question, but you're a successful guy. 300 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,741 Do you do any sort of charity work or anything like that? 301 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,202 Yeah, I work with a few charities in the food space. 302 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,247 See, that makes sense. That's something you're passionate about. 303 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,542 Yeah, it's tough to find the time, with all my restaurants 304 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,628 and my product lines and my job here. 305 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,713 But it's good for the soul. 306 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,175 Yeah, I get that. 307 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,599 Wow. That's amazing. 308 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,393 But you know what I could really go for? 309 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,312 A microwave bean and cheese burrito. 310 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,274 I'll go heat that up for you. 311 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,817 With Pringles on the side. 312 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,611 Thanks, David Chang! 313 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,703 What in the hell? 314 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,208 Hi, there! I decided to come. 315 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,001 What are all these cars for? 316 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,295 So we can go to the ribbon-cutting in style. 317 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,923 Okay. We talked about optics yesterday, 318 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,593 and I don't think it's a good idea to show up to a shelter for unhoused people 319 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,887 in a fleet of $100,000 SUVs 320 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,139 that are absolutely terrible for the environment. 321 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,433 Good call. 322 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,769 All right, let me fix this. 323 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,315 And… sent. 324 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,317 -Okay, we're good. Get in. -What did you just do? 325 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,487 I gave $10,000 to Greenpeace. That should even it out, right? 326 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,365 What? No. That's not how this works. 327 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,533 Let's roll! 328 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,494 Holy shit. 329 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:28,956 You ride with her. 330 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,209 Wow, look at this. 331 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,378 Individual temperature controls. 332 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,674 That's pretty great. You can be 71, and I can be 68. 333 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,134 What a dream that is, right? 334 00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:43,595 Yeah, it's good. 335 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,644 Thank you again or getting us these cars. 336 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,981 Please, it's the least I could do for our team. 337 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,901 You've been with us for-- 338 00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,653 Twenty-eight years. 339 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,322 No, I'm just kidding. It's just been a few years. 340 00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,157 I was at a big firm before. 341 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,576 And then after my divorce, 342 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:09,121 I wanted better hours to spend more time with my daughter. 343 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,998 -That's really sweet. -Yeah. 344 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,333 I bet you're her hero now. 345 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,085 No, not at all. She hates me. 346 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,005 Her new nickname for me is Mitt Romney. 347 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,590 -What? -I know. 348 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,176 It's extremely offensive. I'm very liberal. 349 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,094 I follow the Squad on Facebook. 350 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,306 Right? So, that's something. 351 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,601 Well, I mean, maybe she's just going through a phase. 352 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,854 You know, she could still be processing the divorce. 353 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,647 Yes. No, you're right. 354 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,774 It took me a few years to recover myself. 355 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,111 Yeah, I went to a pretty dark place. 356 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:45,282 -I bought a djembe, and I took lessons. -Oh, Jesus. 357 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,909 It's like a big bongo drum. 358 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,202 -That's what that is? -Yeah. 359 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:51,288 Wow. I guess I'm doing really good in comparison. 360 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:56,627 Well, it took me a while, but I finally realized 361 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,754 I couldn't control my ex-wife's behavior. 362 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:01,215 I could only control how I respond to it. 363 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:10,766 Well, I'll tell you what I can control. 364 00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:13,602 The temperature in this car. 365 00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:18,273 And Mama's goin' down to 66. 366 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,943 -Are you with me, Mitt? -I-- Wow. 367 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,778 We have a wild one on our hands. 368 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,113 -Yes, take me with you. -Let's do it. 369 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,827 Wow. I can't believe there are so many people here. 370 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:34,248 Yeah, I had Nicholas float that I was coming down. 371 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:35,999 I mean, people are going to follow me 372 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,125 no matter where I'm going, 373 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,378 so I figured I might as well use it to help you guys out. 374 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,923 That's actually not a bad idea. Thank you. 375 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,299 No problem. 376 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,052 Okay, I'm ready for my speech. 377 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,762 Wait, you're not scheduled to do a speech. 378 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,098 What is up, Los Angeles? 379 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:53,684 Hi. 380 00:23:56,228 --> 00:24:01,233 Thank you. We are so proud to open up this shelter. 381 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,443 It took a lot of hard work 382 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:07,114 from a lot of dedicated and wonderful people. 383 00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:09,908 And I just want to applaud them 384 00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:12,661 and all the brave women who are here with us today, so… 385 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,373 Yes! You guys! 386 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,128 What defines a home really? 387 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:24,464 Is it just four walls and a roof? 388 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,092 Or is it something more than that? 389 00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:32,598 I can tell you that for me, home is where my wine fridge is. 390 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:36,894 Now, I've personally never been unhoused, 391 00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,896 but there was one summer 392 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:42,232 where they were doing construction on our New York home, 393 00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,526 and I had to stay at The Plaza. 394 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,988 At the end of those three weeks, I felt like I was getting out of Shawshank. 395 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:53,202 Now, the shelter will offer physical and mental wellness checks. 396 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:55,579 And I'll give you the diagnosis right now. 397 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:58,498 You're batshit crazy if you don't take advantage of that. 398 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:04,922 But if you are crazy, we're here for you. 399 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:12,179 Now, before we officially open things, I have a little surprise for everyone. 400 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:19,436 So last night I decided to personally curate a grab bag of absolutely essential, 401 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,941 must-have items that I think no woman can live without. 402 00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:26,193 So, go ahead and open your bags. 403 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:29,530 Everybody, please enjoy, and thank you so much for coming. 404 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,284 God, we are so fucked. 405 00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:37,746 A disaster at a charity ribbon-cutting earlier today. 406 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:40,916 Billionaire Molly Novak gave out luxury gift bags 407 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,585 while delivering a rambling, incoherent speech 408 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:47,422 that many are calling out of touch and extremely offensive. 409 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,591 All the sheltered ladies All the sheltered ladies 410 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,426 All the sheltered ladies All the sheltered ladies 411 00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:55,848 Critics say this is an embarrassing black eye 412 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:59,309 for the charity led by the country's newly minted third-richest woman. 413 00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:01,562 Please. 414 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:05,274 They're overreacting. This coverage is so skewed. 415 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:07,276 You're being treated unfairly. 416 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,735 I mean, these candles are dope. 417 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,321 This whole room smells like clean white women. 418 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:14,032 Excuse me, Molly. Can I speak with you in my office? 419 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:15,868 Yes, of course. 420 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:19,621 I'm sensing you're a little mad, 421 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,498 but there's actually some incense in the bag 422 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:22,875 that will really help with that. 423 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:26,628 You know what? I'm gonna ask you something politely right now. 424 00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:29,590 Find something else. 425 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,967 Start a handbag line. Join a book club. 426 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,511 Go to space. Anything. 427 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:38,390 Okay, maybe I didn't nail it on what I put in the bags, 428 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,350 but my heart was in the right place. 429 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:42,102 You're not taking this seriously. 430 00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:43,854 And let's be honest, 431 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,856 you only showed up today because you got divorced. 432 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:49,234 So you have this hole inside of you, and you're trying to fill it. 433 00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,243 You're not totally wrong. 434 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,080 There is a hole inside of me. 435 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,751 But I think… 436 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:11,757 it's been there for a long time, since way before the divorce. 437 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:18,847 I just got swept up in my husband's life. 438 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:23,477 Everything was him, him, him, and… 439 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:34,363 I never did the work to find out who I am 440 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:39,326 or who I am supposed to be. 441 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,163 But I'm doing that now. 442 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:46,166 And… 443 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,712 it's really, really scary. 444 00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:58,470 I'm sorry. I don't really care about any of that. 445 00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:00,013 Wow. When I said that to Oprah, 446 00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:02,891 she gave me one of the biggest hugs of my life. 447 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:05,185 You know what? You have your trauma, and I respect that, 448 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:07,312 but I'm not here to be your therapist. 449 00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:09,356 We're here to help as many people as we can 450 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,441 in the short time we have on this earth. 451 00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,318 That's all I care about. 452 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:14,820 We're on the same team here. 453 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:17,865 All I wanna do is keep coming in. That's it. 454 00:28:18,824 --> 00:28:21,493 I'm totally committed. I won't let you down. 455 00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:26,999 Fine. 456 00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:32,379 And now that I think about it, was there any world 457 00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,756 where you could've stopped me from coming in if that's what I wanted? 458 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,675 -No, of course not. -Right. 459 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,343 You're just incredibly intimidating. 460 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,262 Thank you. I know.