1 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,323 -Hello, beautiful. -Fuck! 2 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:35,077 Jesus Christ, you scared me. 3 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,370 How are you so quiet? 4 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:39,498 I'm extremely strong, but I weigh almost nothing. 5 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,583 -Good for you. -I know. 6 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,878 So, we have a very full "Molly" day scheduled. 7 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,507 I have all of your favorite activities through 8:00 p.m. 8 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,843 at which point I will drop you back off at your bed 9 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:54,012 where you can get your traditional 11 and a half hours of beauty rest. You ready? 10 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,181 Thank you for being here for me today. 11 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,266 I am ready. 12 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,770 Am I doing it right? 13 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:05,107 -Yeah, babe. You're crushing it. -Really? 14 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,150 You should be the teacher, not me. 15 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,905 God, Ryan Gosling renovating a house. Why can't this be every movie? 16 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:15,868 Yeah. Gosling's whatever, but I'm here for Sam Shepard. 17 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:19,705 I love a man that looks like he came straight out of a fucking bog. 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,672 All you, Marisol. Oh, yeah! 19 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,091 Yours. 20 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,468 Goddamn it, Marisol! 21 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:36,388 I thought the knee surgery was going to increase your mobility. 22 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,351 Where'd you get it done? In urgent care? 23 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,815 Hey, you ready? 24 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:49,693 You got three bitches in here ready for a sunset walk. 25 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,820 I'll be right there. Just need to pee. 26 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,408 Okay. 27 00:01:56,491 --> 00:02:00,579 -You have been through a lot this year. -I have. 28 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,706 Yeah, it's been hard on everyone. 29 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:07,085 You know, I don't care what anyone says. Divorce is really difficult. 30 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:09,963 But I wouldn't change a thing about what's happened. 31 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,256 No regrets. 32 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:15,511 It seems you've grown a lot just in the conversation we've had so far. 33 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,137 -Thank you. -Yeah. 34 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,264 And I wanna thank you for your vulnerability. 35 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,891 I think that's really brave of you. 36 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,645 -Are you fucking joking? -Yeah. Me too. 37 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,188 -We're just soul mates. -Yeah. 38 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,440 Every day, he teaches me something new. 39 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,360 And I'm teaching him too. Windsurfing. 40 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,153 She has incredible balance. 41 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,613 I almost never fall. 42 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,240 So tell me, 43 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:40,702 what do you think about the journey Molly's on now, with her foundation? 44 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,913 It's got a sizable endowment, thanks to you. 45 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:47,125 Yeah, Molly. Well, she has a really big heart. 46 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,836 It's gonna be a challenge. 47 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,214 I mean, she's never done anything like this before, and I have to say, 48 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:55,592 it's a bit more complicated than organizing a cocktail party, 49 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,844 which she's great at. 50 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:02,307 I'm just not sure that she knows entirely what she's getting herself into, 51 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,437 -but I wish her the best. -Wish me the best? Fuck you, dude. 52 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,356 What are you doing? 53 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,567 I'm just-- 54 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,985 I'm using the bathroom. 55 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,654 I know what you're watching, and you need to stop it. 56 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,864 Put down the phone. 57 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,617 No. I'm not watching anything. 58 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,619 Molly, open the door. 59 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,123 Hi. I'm fine. Everything's fine. 60 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,917 I am just being thorough. I'm trying to get everything out. 61 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:32,045 -Okay. -And then after I'm done in here, 62 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,632 I'm gonna find out where John is, I'm gonna go to that location, 63 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,843 -and I am gonna murder him in his sleep. -I knew it. 64 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,344 I knew it. Give me the phone. 65 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:40,679 -No. Never! -Come-- 66 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,686 Okay, everyone, let's address the elephant in the room. 67 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,982 I did see John's interview last night, and at first, I was furious, 68 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:38,403 but then when I woke up this morning, I was even more furious. 69 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,156 However, now, talking about it to all of you, 70 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:45,911 I'm reaching some third level of anger that I didn't even know existed. 71 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,623 You know what? You should be angry. That shit was ridiculous. 72 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,707 Thank you. 73 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,001 Okay, we were trying to bring the levels down. 74 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:56,922 Why? They gave John and his mistress 45 full minutes. 75 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,050 The baby who got stuck on the telephone pole only got seven. 76 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,803 Yeah, I normally don't use language like this, 77 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:06,640 but his shirt was as ugly as his business policies. 78 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,810 Damn, Arthur. You write that joke just for this meeting? 79 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,813 When I thought of it, I felt like I was a regular Ray Romano. 80 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,147 I don't know who that is. 81 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,692 Thank you, guys, for supporting me. 82 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,278 You'll be happy to know that I'm hitting back at him. 83 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,071 -Good. -Yeah, what do you mean? 84 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,283 Well, people have always asked me to do interviews, and I usually say no… 85 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,243 until last night. 86 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,495 I had quite a bit of wine, 87 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,915 -and I said yes to, like, ten of them. -Three bottles. 88 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:37,045 -Which ones? -There's a range of them. 89 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,381 I mean, he said I don't know what I'm doing, 90 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,134 so I need to prove I have substance. 91 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:47,264 60 Minutes? Anderson Cooper? NPR? Molly, this shit is really advanced. 92 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,516 They are going to ask you really tough questions. 93 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,476 Good. I can handle it. 94 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,729 I'm not gonna take this sitting down. 95 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:59,026 -He doesn't get to say that about me. -Okay. I hear you. 96 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,153 When's the first one? 97 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,114 -Tomorrow. -Oh, my God. 98 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,324 We need to prep you. 99 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,784 You need to learn about every single thing we deal with here. 100 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,121 Wonderful. Great. I do have a microneedling appointment at 3:30, 101 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,750 and judging from the look on your face, we're gonna need to cancel that. 102 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,127 -Okay, but can I still go? -No one goes anywhere. 103 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,754 This is our mission today. 104 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,089 We are going to get his ass. 105 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,763 Baby, you didn't have to come all the way down here to bring me my lunch. 106 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,390 -I wanted to see you. -Let me see. 107 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,313 -It looks yummy. -You look yummy. 108 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,984 Now I'm full from kisses. 109 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,403 You crazy. Bye. 110 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,950 You have got to help me. Me and Tanya are on the rocks. 111 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,702 What? When she got here, you guys made out for, like, 25 minutes 112 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,663 in the middle of the office, which was a choice. 113 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,373 Yeah, but there was so much hidden tension. 114 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:58,377 She didn't call me "Boo-Boo" the whole time she was here, and that is a bad sign. 115 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,921 I'm worried it's got something to do with our eight-year anniversary. 116 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,589 Oh, my God. Eight years. 117 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,592 Yeah, and each year, I've been able to romantically outdo myself. 118 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:07,219 Like last year, I got her an anklet, 119 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,514 and we went to Chili's. The good one. Not the one in the mall. 120 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,474 So this year needs to be perfect. 121 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,643 And Tanya is a very visual person. 122 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,688 And you're very stylish, so I need you to tell me what I should wear. 123 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,565 Look. What do you think? 124 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,697 Okay. There are cartoon characters on all of these T-shirts. 125 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:31,451 What? Goku is not a cartoon character. He is an anime martial artist. 126 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,328 Okay, fine. Whatever. Listen. 127 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,331 Not that I care, because I definitely don't, 128 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,417 but don't wear any of those T-shirts, okay? 129 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,627 Buy something new, something adult. 130 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,963 It'll show her that you think the dinner is special. 131 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,175 And by doing that, you'll show her that you think she's special. 132 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:50,012 You're so good at this. I mean, are all your relationships, like, perfect? 133 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:55,017 Yes. And none of them have lasted over 72 hours. 134 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:01,607 So we made these binders that explain every organization that we partner with. 135 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,109 And I made you some color-coded flash cards, if that helps. 136 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:07,321 Okay. That's not so bad. I can get through this. 137 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,740 Well, Rhonda's bringing in the rest. 138 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,658 It's okay, I got it. 139 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,664 Is there a movie version of this stuff I can watch? 140 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,417 Nope. You should get going. Clock's ticking. 141 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,755 Okay. So, let me give you a massage before you start. 142 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,382 Rhonda. We had a meeting about this. 143 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,009 Wha-- 144 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,386 I just don't see how we get to know each other without the power of touch. 145 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,599 Is it me? It's me. I-- 146 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,519 -Good luck. -Thanks. 147 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,360 Yikes. 148 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:55,786 Come in. 149 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,913 -Hey there. -Hi. 150 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,873 Looks like you're making some good progress. 151 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,960 Thanks. I'm getting there. 152 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,213 Hey, I saw that you've been holding those binders 153 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,340 pretty far away from your face to read them. 154 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,592 Really? 155 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,428 Do you mind trying something for a second? 156 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,099 You know what, I don't need those. 157 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,059 Just give them a try for a second. 158 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,520 Just for a sec. 159 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,360 Holy fucking shitballs. 160 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,654 -I can see everything. -I-- 161 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,072 It's like I'm a superhero. 162 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,283 Look, there's the pen I couldn't find. 163 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,493 I know. It's like magic, you know. 164 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,954 Oh, my gosh. Do you have blond eyebrows? 165 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,372 Yes. 166 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,833 I don't think I've ever seen that on an adult man. 167 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,376 Well, it's not natural. 168 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,336 I do have to bleach them. Yep. 169 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,256 Well, it's really working for you. 170 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,841 -Well, thank you very much. -Okay. 171 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,718 And keep the glasses, okay? 172 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,720 I've got four more pairs in my desk. 173 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,139 I don't mean to brag, but I have a Costco membership. 174 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:01,768 Oh, my God. Costco? Excuse me. 175 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:02,978 Can you get me in? 176 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,771 I don't know. 177 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,191 You have to have $75 and a photo ID. 178 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,693 -Then I'm out. -Yeah. I figured. 179 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,488 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 180 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,283 I love you. 181 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,494 -I love you. -I love you. 182 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:20,579 I love you. 183 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:25,083 Well, then that's such a good thing, because I love you. 184 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,960 -I love you. -Bye. 185 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,796 -She is pissed. -What are you talking about? 186 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,965 You were just saying how much you loved each other. 187 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:34,176 Okay, well, I guess when you go to the movies 188 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,970 you only pay attention to the exact words being said on-screen. 189 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:40,224 There's deeper meaning between the lines. It is called subtext. 190 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,226 Okay, fine. Whatever. 191 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,603 Can I get back to catfishing my ex's dad now? 192 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,731 No. Although that does sound interesting. 193 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,982 It is. 194 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,860 -I think I'm falling in love with him. -Okay, well, anyway, look. 195 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,947 I made a reservation at Cheesecake Factory for our anniversary, 196 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,784 and then all of a sudden, Tanya's telling me that's not romantic enough. 197 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,869 I mean, what is she talking about? 198 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:04,331 All the waiters wear ties, there's candles on every table, 199 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,708 and it's so loud in there no one can hear you fart. 200 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,419 Yeah, I think I'm gonna side with Tanya on this one. 201 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,547 Okay. Where would you wanna go? 202 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,841 You should definitely take her someplace new. Okay? 203 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,176 Having new experiences with a partner brings you closer. 204 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,804 It's a big part of growing and evolving together. 205 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,556 That's amazing. 206 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:23,267 You are really good at this. 207 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,478 And thank you again. I'm gonna do that. 208 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,731 And good luck to you and Mr. Fitzgerald. 209 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,736 Says I can call him Dan now. 210 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,491 Okay, I'm heading home, guys. 211 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,744 What's the average rent of a two-bedroom apartment in LA county? 212 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,457 $2,545. Double the national average. 213 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,545 -Correct. -Yes! 214 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,590 Thanks, everybody. 215 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,883 I've learned a lot today. 216 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,719 The world is in a much, much worse place than I thought it was, 217 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:02,347 and that's a real bummer, but I'm still pumped for these interviews. 218 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:11,356 Guys, just don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a CW show. 219 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,651 Are you kidding me? You play a vampire who protects humans from other vampires. 220 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,154 That's amazing. It's so psychologically complex. 221 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,156 Yeah. I mean, of course you got it. 222 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,992 You're Paul. You get everything you want. 223 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,203 Congratulations. 224 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,329 Cheers. 225 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,413 Thanks, boys. 226 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,464 Sorry, I think I have to take this. 227 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,721 Hello, who is this? 228 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,307 Thank God. This is a walking emergency. 229 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,060 Howard? What the hell? Is this a work thing? 230 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,021 Oh, no, it's not a work thing. I'm just in a crisis right now. 231 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,149 I mean, Tanya and I are at that restaurant that you suggested, 232 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,985 and our server is Danielle. 233 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,657 Why aren't you reacting in horror right now? 234 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,200 Because I don't know who that is. 235 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,786 Danielle is Tanya's cousin, 236 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,497 who I went on a date with when Tanya and I were on a break. 237 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,290 But Tanya doesn't know that. 238 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,543 I mean, I'm stuck in some Dangerous Liaisons shit. 239 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,964 Okay. Howard, listen to me. I can't help you. 240 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,465 We are not at work, okay? 241 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:22,344 I am out right now with my hot white gay friends who I kinda hate. 242 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,556 This is completely inappropriate. My off time is sacred. 243 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,808 You need to lose my number. 244 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,060 All right, man. 245 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,021 Look, I get it. We're just work friends. 246 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,566 I'll go ahead and delete your number, man. 247 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,192 Okay, How-- 248 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,332 -Molly, you have a guest here. -I do? 249 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,213 Sofia, hey. What are you doing here? 250 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,924 Is she getting paid overtime for being here after 5:00? 251 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,179 I hope it's okay that I came by. 252 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,222 When I was driving home, I realized 253 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:10,809 that we probably didn't go over the California Clean Air Initiative enough. 254 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,478 Okay, we can run it again. 255 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,565 Really, all of this climate change stuff needs a brush up. 256 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:21,236 All right. Well, I was going to have a massage and a bath. 257 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,156 But I guess it can wait. 258 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,325 Do you want something to eat? 259 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,286 Sure. What do you have? 260 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,496 Anything. 261 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:36,001 I'm not joking. You can literally ask for anything, and they'll make it. 262 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,085 Really? 263 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:41,507 Well, how about a chicken potpie and a cherry Slurpee? 264 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,892 I'm supposed to shoot this indie thing in Alabama. 265 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,395 The script is pretty good, but it's 110 degrees there right now, 266 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,606 and they don't sell alcohol on Sundays. 267 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,191 What a nightmare. 268 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,735 Yes, I know. That's why I'm saying it, Paul. 269 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,239 I am so sorry. I think I have to go make a phone call. 270 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,323 Be right back. 271 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,491 Right. 272 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,618 -Should we eat his dessert? -Definitely. 273 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,745 Yeah? All right. Oh, my gosh. Yum. 274 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,465 Yo, if this is the guy I sold my PS5 to, 275 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,467 the controllers were like that when I bought it. 276 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,385 It's Nicholas. 277 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:30,472 See, I told you I'd delete your number, and I did. I'm a man of my word. 278 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:31,974 So, listen, Howard. 279 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,352 I think you should tell Tanya the truth about Danielle. 280 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,606 Yeah, it's gonna be hard, and she's probably not going to like it, 281 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,775 but you should just rip the Band-Aid off now. 282 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,485 Okay? It's best to be honest. 283 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:47,948 You know, and she'll understand. And if she doesn't, then that's on her. 284 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,908 That's really good advice. 285 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:50,993 My other friend, Paris, 286 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,037 he told me I should just try to get with both of them tonight. 287 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,205 And I knew that was wrong. 288 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,417 So, thanks a lot, Nicholas. I appreciate you. 289 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,002 Don't mention it. 290 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:05,299 So, do you have anything I could help you with right now? 291 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,802 No. 292 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,304 Okay. 293 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,521 This is the best Slurpee I've ever had. 294 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:22,941 David Chang makes them with real cherries from Washington State. 295 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:24,735 Okay. 296 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:32,201 Black carbon, methane, reduces warming by 2050 from 0.4 to 297 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,369 I don't remember. 298 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,955 I don't remember any of this. 299 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,874 It's okay. Let's go over it again. 300 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,586 Can we just-- Can we take a break? I need to stretch my legs. 301 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,298 Would you like a tour? 302 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,843 Yes, I definitely do. This place is crazy. 303 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,014 If I just say the word "beignets," will some show up? 304 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,395 What's in here? 305 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,398 This is John's old office. 306 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,650 I don't come in here very often. 307 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,154 I was always jealous of kids who grew up with a lot of books in their house. 308 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,034 That section is mostly books he wrote himself. 309 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,995 Damn, this is dense. 310 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,621 It's all numbers. 311 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:03,166 Well, he is credited with creating three different computer programming languages. 312 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:07,880 Yeah, he's an asshole, but he's definitely not dumb. 313 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,842 Maybe we should get back to studying. 314 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,761 Yeah, we gotta hit those books hard. 315 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,901 We were supposed to leave ten minutes ago. 316 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,070 Okay, she said she was on her way, but she's not picking up her cell. 317 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,864 Maybe she got stuck in traffic. 318 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,366 She owns multiple helicopters. 319 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,951 I'm calling her again. 320 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,872 -Hey. -Where are you? 321 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:47,169 I'm not going to do Anderson Cooper. Or any of the other interviews. 322 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,838 I canceled them. I'm sorry. 323 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,173 What? 324 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,008 -I was thinking last night. -You canceled? 325 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:57,387 I'm not going to do well at some dry fancy-pants interview. 326 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,516 I-- That's John's thing. I can't compete with him on that. 327 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,186 Well, just come in to the office, and we can talk about this. 328 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,604 Well, I can't. 329 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,607 I'm actually about to do another show right now. 330 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,609 And I think it's a little bit more my style, 331 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,986 and I really feel like it's gonna get people on my side. 332 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,781 What's the other show? 333 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:19,076 Welcome to Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even hotter wings. 334 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,246 And today we're joined by billionaire philanthropist Molly Wells, 335 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,665 who's here to talk about some of her incredible charity work. 336 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,124 Molly, welcome to the show. 337 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,751 Thank you so much for having me. 338 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:33,257 I am so excited to talk about the foundation, and to eat some "wangs." 339 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:42,558 Okay, great. Well, we'll start with the Howler Monkey original hot sauce. 340 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,768 Okay. This is so exciting. 341 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:49,648 Tasty. 342 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,400 This is good. 343 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,068 So, the Wells Foundation. 344 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,947 Tell me about some of the things that your organization is focused on specifically. 345 00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,158 Of course. One of the things that we're very passionate about is-- 346 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:08,792 Wow. That one's got a little heat to it, doesn't it? 347 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,752 My goodness. I'm just gonna have a little. 348 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:11,920 Yeah, are you okay? 349 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,630 I'm good. 350 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,299 I'm good. Excuse me. 351 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,760 The cost of living in Los Angeles is-- 352 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,012 Fucker. 353 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,972 I'm so sorry. It's so hot. 354 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:23,599 That's the first one? 355 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:27,853 Yeah, the Howler Monkey only has a Scoville rating of about 600. 356 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,147 We actually have nine more wings to go. 357 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,356 Nine? 358 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:35,110 Let's move on. Hopefully you'll like this one a little bit more. 359 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,653 I'm sure I will. 360 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,698 Okay. That one hit right away. 361 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,534 -That one has a little bit of a kick. -You think so? 362 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:45,662 So, what inspired you to become more involved with charity? 363 00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,457 -Sean, I'ma need you to do me a favor. -Anything. 364 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,834 -I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up. -Got it. 365 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,923 All right, so this next sauce, the Dragon's Breath… 366 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,007 I'm out of beer. 367 00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,344 Girl with the beer, come here. 368 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:05,057 …has a Scoville rating of more than 155,000. 369 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,227 Thank you. I love you. Okay. 370 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,104 Keep talking. It's cool. 371 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:13,273 I'm just gonna pour the milk right into it. 372 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:15,692 All right, 373 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:17,945 so we're getting into serious territory. 374 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,321 Oh, God! 375 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,495 So it seems like your ex-husband has been supportive of your efforts-- 376 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,455 Hey, fuck that motherfucker. 377 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:31,333 -So, things are not great? -Good one, Sean. 378 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,293 What did you go to? Fucking school? 379 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:37,506 If that asshole hadn't cheated on me, I wouldn't be on your stupid-ass show 380 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:44,304 getting my fucking face melted off eating these little tiny spicy pieces of shit 381 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:49,351 while blowing my fucking shorts out on fucking national television! 382 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:54,147 -It's a YouTube show. But I get you. -I don't give a fuck what the fuck it is! 383 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,945 Are you ready to move on to the next sauce, Caribbean Scorch? 384 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,238 Shoes coming off. 385 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,240 Let me tell you something, Sean. 386 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,827 I have $87 billion. 387 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:12,583 I could buy you and this whole studio and every motherfucker in it. 388 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:17,004 And I could shut it the fuck down. 389 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:21,592 I could kill everybody in here and get away with it. 390 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:25,512 All right. I think maybe we should wrap this up. 391 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:29,099 I don't need anything. I don't need anybody. 392 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,226 I have 11 houses, motherfucker. 393 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:46,575 Hey, dude. You busy? 394 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,243 Yes. Very. 395 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,037 Well, I'm sorry, but this cannot wait. 396 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,539 You were totally right the other night. 397 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,751 I mean, Tanya and I, we had a hard convo. 398 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:58,045 But she totally respected my honesty. 399 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:01,548 And then later that night in her bedroom, we were intimate. 400 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:05,677 Anyway, I got you a little token of my appreciation. 401 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:07,846 Who is she? 402 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:10,766 Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. Prince of the Saiyans? 403 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,643 Come on. Don't tell me you don't know Vegeta. 404 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,686 I don't know what any of those words mean. 405 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:18,857 Okay, well, you're Vegeta and I'm Goku. 406 00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:23,779 Friendly rivals turned great friends, but still very wary of each other. 407 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,449 That's the strongest kind of friendship, a weird one. 408 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,911 "Kamehameha!" 409 00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,829 That's his catchphrase. 410 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,843 Molly, the very intense lady is back. 411 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,553 Thank you, Marisol. 412 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,847 I take that as a compliment, by the way. 413 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,185 Look, I know I screwed up, 414 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:59,231 so whatever it is that you're here to say to me, just go ahead and say it. 415 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,108 I didn't come over here to give a speech. 416 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,945 I actually came over here to apologize. 417 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,365 -What? -Look, don't get me wrong. 418 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,783 You embarrassed yourself. 419 00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:13,787 You gotta stop saying you could kill everyone and get away with it. 420 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,622 Let's make that a rule moving forward. 421 00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:17,958 Okay, you're right. 422 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,419 But yesterday wasn't all your fault. 423 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:24,131 You were ready for those interviews, but I didn't trust you. 424 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:27,593 I came over here, and I pushed you way too hard. 425 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,094 I made it worse. 426 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,848 Look, I appreciate that. I really do. 427 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,853 I just think if anyone screwed me up, it wasn't you. 428 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,189 It was John. 429 00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:44,318 He said I don't know what I'm doing. 430 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,654 And… maybe I don't know what I'm doing. 431 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:48,822 Let me ask you a question. 432 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:51,950 Why do you care about what that guy thinks about anything? 433 00:24:56,038 --> 00:25:00,542 Listen, I know he's a fucking asshole. But you saw all those books he wrote. 434 00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:05,380 His whole empire, this thing that he built, it's so intimidating. 435 00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:06,798 Uh-uh, whatever. 436 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:11,303 These guys always act like they do everything by themselves, but they don't. 437 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,263 You should know that better than anyone. 438 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,348 Yeah. I mean, 439 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,893 I did pay our rent the first two years he was getting the company off the ground. 440 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,313 And I designed the original logo. The new one looks like… 441 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,898 -A dick. -Yeah. 442 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,609 All I'm saying is he's no better than you. 443 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:31,323 And if we're doing this together, you need to get him out of your head. 444 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,578 I'll try. 445 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,582 -Thanks for coming by. -Yeah, of course. 446 00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:47,464 Go ahead. I know you wanna do it. 447 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,217 Shrimp lo mein and a Shirley Temple. 448 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,387 It'll be here in seven minutes. 449 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:02,855 Hi, Molly. 450 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:04,273 Thanks for doing this. 451 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:07,943 I thought we could start by talking about the housing shortage here in LA. 452 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:14,366 Okay. 453 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:15,909 I'm ready.