1 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,683 Morning. 2 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,705 No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 3 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,082 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 4 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,919 -Got it. Thank you. -That's very dangerous, sir. 5 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,422 I've seen that arm almost cut someone in half. 6 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,007 Yes. I'm sorry. 7 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,508 Thank you for stopping. 8 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:36,346 And thank you for… your service. 9 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,299 Sorry. I didn't know you were in here. I'll come back. 10 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,718 No. You don't have to leave. No, I'm-- You can-- 11 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,512 I mean, I'll be done in a second. 12 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,022 These machines, huh? 13 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:10,899 Yeah. 14 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,150 Tell me about it. 15 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,862 Technology. 16 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,753 Do you know that the Spanish word for coffee is el café? 17 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,299 Yeah. I mean, I fig-- 18 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,759 Yeah, I guess I heard that somewhere. 19 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,768 I mean, maybe the coffee machine needs coffee. 20 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,522 What do you mean? 21 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,652 -You know what? I'm just gonna… -Yeah, or I can-- Yep. 22 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,739 No, I got it. I'm good. 23 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,409 Okay. Enjoy. 24 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,911 Yep. 25 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,666 I'm sorry, Sofia. I asked Rhonda to double-check everything. 26 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,751 Which was a mistake. 27 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,171 I'm not a close reader. I'm more of a dancer and artist. 28 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,964 I asked you both to stay on top of this. 29 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,052 I should be fired. I deserve it. 30 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:23,722 I can move back to Connecticut and marry Trevor. It's fine. 31 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,891 Maybe he'll get less stupid as time goes on. 32 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,810 Wait. No one is getting fired. What's going on here? 33 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,062 What's going on here is 34 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,148 that we just gave a lot of your money to Alameda Community College, 35 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:37,819 but 40% went to executive salaries, not to the students who need it. 36 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,530 We missed it in the contract. 37 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,991 Sofia, were you wearing that yesterday? 38 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,701 Did you sleep here? 39 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,663 I was here all night, but I definitely didn't sleep, 40 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:51,416 because I have no support, and I have to do everything myself. 41 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:55,087 Okay. Look, it's obvious we all need a break, okay? 42 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,673 Everyone, gather up your stuff. 43 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,883 We are going to take a mental health day. 44 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:03,804 What? No. We can't just leave. This is work, and we're Americans. 45 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,432 She's right. It's our national duty to stay here and be miserable. 46 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,226 That's ridiculous. 47 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:13,105 Look, if there's one thing that rich people know a great deal about, 48 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,481 it's self-care. 49 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,442 I once took six baths in one day 50 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,194 in three different countries. 51 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,362 I'm very proud of that. 52 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:23,073 Sofia, throw some deodorant on. 53 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,450 We're gonna ride together. I'll see you in five. 54 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:31,957 Oh, God. 55 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,626 Okay, he's got kind eyes. What about that guy? 56 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,670 He's wearing a hat in, like, every photo. 57 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,714 He's probably bald or worse. 58 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,507 We got no time for hat-fishers. 59 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,592 Next. 60 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,469 And another gay guy with a niece. How original. 61 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:47,097 You didn't do any of the work. Your sister did. 62 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,933 What about that guy you've been talking to for, like, three weeks? 63 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,852 He's cute, but he's a little clingy. 64 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:55,397 I mean, last week he left me a voice mail. And it's like, "What?" 65 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,609 You mind if I give you some advice as a guy who's been happily pre-engaged 66 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,735 -for eight years? -Okay. 67 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,237 You gotta figure out why you're even on these apps. 68 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,323 Is it about the guy or the game? 69 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,201 'Cause you're not gonna meet someone real if it's about the game. 70 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:08,577 Yeah. 71 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:10,662 What time is it anyway? I'm starving. 72 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,456 Man, there's no bosses here. Let's just go. 73 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,082 -Yeah. -Hey. 74 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,084 Would you gentlemen like a third? 75 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,338 A third what? 76 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,382 It's just-- I wanna-- I was-- 77 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,468 Can-- Well, can I come with you? 78 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:31,141 I guess. I mean, don't you normally go to the park with your sad little lunch box? 79 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:35,812 I do. I was just thinking today I would hang with the boys. 80 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,565 All right. Fine. 81 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:41,610 Just please follow our lead conversation-wise. 82 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,613 Where you lead, I shall follow, Captain. 83 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,825 Okay, you tell me if you feel that was a good start. 84 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,381 Molly. 85 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,882 Greta. 86 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,592 Welcome back. 87 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,929 -And welcome home. -Thank you. 88 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,639 Okay. I am not joining your cult. 89 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,057 I'll join. 90 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,352 This is not a cult. This is Halsa. 91 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,229 It's my favorite spa in all of LA. 92 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,691 I've read about this place. Their membership wait list is five years long. 93 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,651 Yes, but we got in right away. 94 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,903 Okay, how long is this all going to take? 95 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,823 Who knows? Time has no meaning here. 96 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,074 She's right, of course. 97 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,785 This is a haven from the rest of the world. 98 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,246 Although we do actually need an updated credit card from you. 99 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,415 Yes, of course. 100 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,333 I have to get back to the office soon, and I-- 101 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,295 Sofia, relax. This is why we're here. 102 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,797 You are under way too much stress. 103 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:47,885 We are here to forget about our problems and have a great time. 104 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,679 Breathe in these calming essential oils. 105 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:55,100 Okay. I can see why people do this. 106 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,728 It feels like I'm on the Avatar planet right now. 107 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,438 That means she likes it. 108 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,064 That feels amazing. What is this? 109 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,735 Just like Waikiki. 110 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,403 No. It's not. 111 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,030 You're not gonna believe this, 112 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,365 but this place makes an incredible grilled cheese. 113 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,450 Best in the city. 114 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,577 We will not be needing those. 115 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,205 -Three grilled cheese sandwiches, please. -Okay, sure. 116 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,124 And I'm gonna order a beer. 117 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,751 You guys want a beer? 118 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,005 Okay, weirdo. What's going on? What's wrong with you? 119 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,341 -Are you dying? -No. Nothing is wrong. 120 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,886 It's just-- Hey, our bosses are out of the office. 121 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:35,390 What's wrong with having a little fun? Having some beers with my two compadres? 122 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,686 Okay. The vibe is so weird right now. 123 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:40,770 I haven't felt this way 124 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,398 since my parents told me they were getting divorced again. 125 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,150 Let's get those beers so we can calm down. 126 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,361 Great. Yes, three beers. 127 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:50,155 Something like a Amstel Light, but less exotic. 128 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,698 Okay. I'll see what we have. 129 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,534 That did not help me relax. 130 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,377 I can feel myself detoxifying. 131 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,337 I had half a glass of white wine last night, 132 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,048 and this mask is totally getting rid of my hangover. 133 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,258 What's in it? 134 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,759 Aloe, collagen, 135 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:14,096 and some 2,000-year-old volcanic soil from Pompeii. 136 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,722 Obviously, that was a tragedy, 137 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,724 but it's cool something good could come from it. 138 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,937 Oh, my God. I can't believe this is how wide my jaw is supposed to open. 139 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,190 It looks like you're finally understanding self-care. 140 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,694 You know what? I think I am. 141 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:33,323 Ainsley, Rhonda, I wanna apologize for this morning. 142 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:36,493 I shouldn't have come at you like that. I was obviously stressed and tired. 143 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,538 You weren't terribly wrong. We did mess up. 144 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,665 Everyone messes up sometimes. 145 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,917 Most days, you two do really good work. 146 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,086 I just wanna let you know that. 147 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,296 Thank you, dear. 148 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,631 Thank you for taking us here, Molly. 149 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,551 This was a really good idea. I think the team needed this. 150 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,844 -Thank you. -Yes, thank you. 151 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,305 You guys. Don't worry about it. 152 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,598 Anytime. 153 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:03,729 I'll be there for you 154 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,356 -When the rain starts-- -We're not gonna sing, Ainsley. 155 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,816 Okay. Got it. Yep. 156 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,570 Okay. Howard, this is a horrible grilled cheese sandwich. 157 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,155 Okay, I'm remembering now. 158 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,199 This is not the grilled cheese sandwich place. 159 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,826 This is the place where Tanya and I got bad food poisoning. 160 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,704 She really embarrassed me that night. 161 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:26,960 Yeah, going to dinner with a special someone can be so nice. 162 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,170 What are you talking about? 163 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,839 Something is definitely going on. Just tell us what's bothering you. 164 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,133 I mean, it's nothing major. 165 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,719 It's just, when you get to my age, 166 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:40,057 you start to realize that the end is closer than the beginning. 167 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,976 -Wow. That's where you're starting? -No, I get it. 168 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,647 I mean, I'm always worried I'm gonna die before the Fast and the Furious saga ends, 169 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,774 and I gotta know if la familia sticks together. 170 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:53,237 I'm realizing that I have reached a point in my life 171 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,073 where I want some companionship again. 172 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,701 I heard you guys talking about dating, so I thought I would ask… 173 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,371 if you had any advice. 174 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,957 Okay. Well, I really don't like vulnerability, 175 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,418 but I love to tell people what to do, which is basically what advice is. 176 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,503 So, yeah, I'm in. 177 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,421 Well, I'm in. I love helping people. 178 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,924 I mean, I introduced my cousin J.J. to his wife, 179 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,635 and let's just say I need to get it right this time. 180 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,555 -Okay. -So, show us your dating apps. 181 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:22,266 Okay, I-- Yeah, I don't have any. 182 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,935 What? Okay, give me your phone. I'll download what you need. 183 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,354 Great. Okay. 184 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,523 All right. So, we're gonna start with a bio. 185 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,317 Something, you know, funny and sassy but not too funny. 186 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,402 And also keep it short, 187 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,321 but sum up your entire life in, like, nine words or less. 188 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,284 Okay. Okay. 189 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,910 I like… 190 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:45,747 outside, daughter, love. 191 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,043 -We're gonna handle the writing. -Yep. 192 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,422 Hey, Molly. Is it okay if we keep these robes? 193 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,048 I feel like I'm being hugged by a polar bear. 194 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,092 Yes, honey. Of course you can. 195 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,511 Shut your beautiful face. 196 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,472 -Moll-Doll? Hey! -Molly! 197 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,185 What are you doing here? I thought you were gonna be at your work thingy now. 198 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:10,439 Well, I decided to treat my coworkers to a spa day. 199 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,441 Oh, my God! Cute! 200 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,817 -Hi. Hello. -Hi. 201 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,944 It's so good to see you guys. I've missed you. 202 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,530 We haven't seen each other in so long. 203 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,575 God, I know. I've been slammed up the butt lately. 204 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,827 Ever since we came back from Florence, all hell broke loose. 205 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,038 Like, "Life, can you give me a minute?" 206 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,583 But we said when we get back to LA, we have to call you. 207 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,337 Wait. So, were you guys in Florence together? 208 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,839 Yeah, yeah. It was the annual wives' trip. 209 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,132 Right! Oh, my gosh. 210 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,134 Yes, of course, the annual wives' trip. 211 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:43,096 I mean, I'm not technically John's wife anymore, 212 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,099 but that doesn't mean that you guys can't go, 213 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,684 but, I mean, we're still friends, 214 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,020 so why wouldn't we still go on trips together? 215 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,105 I mean… right? 216 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,400 What? What is it? 217 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,654 Honey, we just thought it would be awkward for you. 218 00:12:58,737 --> 00:12:59,738 Yeah. 219 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,073 What would be awkward? 220 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,867 Wait, was Hailey on the trip? 221 00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,620 Well, I mean, she was on-- 222 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,871 She was on part of it. 223 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,791 It was random. 224 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,752 We were going to meet the boys in Rome after, 225 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,754 and John really wanted to bring Hailey. 226 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,965 And Phil, I mean, I love him, 227 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,384 but he's such a dumb fucking idiot. 228 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,761 He told John that Hailey could go. 229 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:26,849 So, it wasn't ideal, but, you know, we kind of had to. 230 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,476 -Right, right. Sure. I mean, I get it. -Yeah. 231 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,229 -I totally understand. -Well, I mean, whatever. 232 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,064 Let's get breakfast next week. Okay? 233 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,274 -OG girls. -Yes! 234 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,609 -Sure. -Okay, perfect. 235 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,737 And by the way, I just have to say, 236 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,448 I love your coworkers. 237 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,994 I mean, what a diverse group. I love that. Yes! 238 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,455 Okay. I'm gonna call you next week, whether you like it or not. Okay? 239 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:51,373 -Yes. -Love you. 240 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,292 -Love you. -You look amazing. 241 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:54,877 -Bye. -Bye. 242 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,756 Age? 243 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,966 -Forty-five. -Forty-one. 244 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,926 -Height? -5'11". 245 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,011 6'2". 246 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,221 If you say you're 5'11", that means you're actually 5'4". 247 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,183 -Okay. -Okay, favorite book? 248 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,810 -Jurassic Park. -Nope. I said "book." That's a movie. 249 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,730 Okay. We're gonna leave that blank. I think it's hotter that way. 250 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,898 I can see that. 251 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,276 All right, if you could invite one person to dinner, who would it be? 252 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:25,032 Okay. If the person spoke a dead language, 253 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,950 would there be some universal translator device? 254 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,243 Oh, my God. 255 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:31,663 LeBron, Oprah, Khaleesi, and you, babe. 256 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,666 Jesus Christ, being straight is so easy. 257 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,878 Yeah, I just feel like we're being a little dishonest in this profile. 258 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,047 What do you think dating is, dude? 259 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,673 It's all about being dishonest. 260 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,134 I mean, you lie online and then again in person. 261 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,677 I've been with Tanya for eight years, 262 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,721 and she's still never seen me with my shirt off. 263 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,389 Do you want our help or not? 264 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,226 Yes, I-- Yes. 265 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,313 This is now my second-favorite place after Disneyland. 266 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,816 I hope I can come back here 479 times. 267 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,818 Tida, you are an artist. 268 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,114 Hey, Molly's been gone for a while. Do you think she's all right? 269 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,116 She said she was going to the bathroom. 270 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:13,205 Tida, I'll be back in a second. 271 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,670 Hi. Just a plain soda water, please. 272 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,798 I will still take the umbrella, if you have it. 273 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,384 You sure you don't want a double? 274 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,387 I'm just trying to keep hydrated. 275 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,639 Yeah, I had a cerveza over there with my friends, so… 276 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,891 Cerveza? Hablas español? 277 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,270 I'm sorry. I don't know Spanish. 278 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,772 But I am learning. 279 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,733 Muy early. I'm just on tape two. 280 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,610 Well, your pronunciation's not bad. 281 00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,779 -What else you got? -Okay. 282 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,074 I can tell you about being at a zoo. 283 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,665 Honestly, I can just list animals. 284 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,042 Hey, it's a start. 285 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,379 I'm Chelsea, by the way. 286 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,256 Arthur. It's nice to meet you. 287 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,340 You too. 288 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,012 Thank you. 289 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,722 Please. It is not a big deal. 290 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,851 She threw my shit into a hot tub. I saw her. 291 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,645 -It was an accident. -No, it was not an accident. 292 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:22,399 Phil hitting that guy in Ireland with his car, that was an accident. 293 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,483 Okay, you know what? 294 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:28,030 Maybe I did kick some of your stuff in, but you deserved it. 295 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,532 What were you doing, going on a trip with Hailey? 296 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,075 What kind of a friend does that? 297 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,328 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 298 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,498 That is-- That is unhinged. 299 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,379 Molly, you know that Halsa has a zero negative energy policy. 300 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,548 I know that. Don't you think I know that? 301 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,883 You need to say that to her. 302 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,676 I think you know what I have to do. 303 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,136 We've come to the end of the road here. 304 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:54,598 I funded the entire aromatherapy wing. 305 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,808 There is a scent named after me. 306 00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,020 It smells like plumeria and blueberry muffins. 307 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,316 I'm sorry, but I have to do this. 308 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,819 We're gonna go ahead and charge you for the rest of the month, 309 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,614 but then rescind your membership. 310 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,327 Fine. 311 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,413 We should go. 312 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,253 Perfect timing. We just finished your profile. 313 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:28,464 I added that you were a cast member on Road Rules, Semester at Sea. 314 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,758 Don't worry about it. 315 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,135 I so appreciate you gentlemen helping me with this, 316 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,304 but I don't feel comfortable with the lies. 317 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,264 I'm gonna delete it. 318 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,891 Oh, God. Helping people is such a waste of time! 319 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,936 -You work at a charity. -Not by choice. 320 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,521 It was great to meet you, Arthur. 321 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,607 I'm free next week for dinner. Text me anytime. 322 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,568 Okay, great. Take care, Chelsea. 323 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,656 Who the hell was that? 324 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,533 Just a woman I met at the bar. 325 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,035 We hit it off, so I asked her out. 326 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,246 -IRL? -I'm sorry, IR what? 327 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,373 Wow. That is very old-school. 328 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,041 I am impressed. Shook, but impressed. 329 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,960 Okay, this calls for another round. 330 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,628 Three more beers, please! 331 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,547 And I'll take another bad grilled cheese! 332 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,424 No. Your butt. 333 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,261 Guys, I just want to say I'm sorry 334 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,723 for having a full-on mental breakdown during our mental health day. 335 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,309 It's okay. Don't be too hard on yourself. 336 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:23,395 -I ruined Halsa for you guys. -No, you didn't. 337 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,647 I like that I have one soft foot and one crusty one now. 338 00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,107 It makes me interesting. 339 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:29,318 You know, the messed-up thing is, 340 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,321 I don't even really like Jacinda that much. 341 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:36,992 She was just a part of John's life, and I think I just got used to her. 342 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,495 And now he's gone, and my old friends are gone. 343 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,580 Halsa's gone. 344 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:46,084 I just feel like an outdated model of a car or something. 345 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,629 No, you are not an outdated model. 346 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:52,633 When I look at you, I see a new and improved model. 347 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:58,180 Yes. You're like a sleek, beautiful Buick. 348 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,307 Okay. That's a weird car to pick, but I agree. 349 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,808 You have so much going for yourself. 350 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,644 -And you're just getting started. -That's right. 351 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,646 Thanks. 352 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,482 You'll have new friends, a new spa. 353 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,275 -You'll get a new guy too. I know it. -Yes. 354 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,443 I don't know. 355 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,362 I think my dating days are behind me. 356 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,697 What? No, don't say that. 357 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,700 You are beautiful. You must have a ton of men after you. 358 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:19,785 Maybe. 359 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,871 Malcolm Gladwell keeps texting me New Yorker articles and saying, 360 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,414 "This made me think of you." 361 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:28,377 And then I text back exclamation points, but I don't read the article. 362 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,255 -Is that flirting? -No, definitely not. That's nothing. 363 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,550 Forget him. There's tons of nice guys out there. 364 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,552 You'll meet one when you're not even expecting it, 365 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,011 and everything will just click. 366 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,100 You're right. I think. Maybe. 367 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,434 What do you say we drink up? 368 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,478 -Yes! -Yes! Arriba! 369 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,738 Hello? 370 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,783 -Hey. -Hey, there you are. 371 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,785 Howard, Nicholas. 372 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:05,914 They have returned from the place that they were at. 373 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,917 The boss bitches are back, respectfully. 374 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,210 Shit. 375 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,129 Are you guys drunk? 376 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,383 We had some alcohol at lunch. 377 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,261 I'm sorry. I never do stuff like this. 378 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,180 No, it's okay. 379 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,056 Us girls went and got a drink too. 380 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,602 We saw the craziest thing. We had to celebrate. 381 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,270 This maverick right here, 382 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,856 he asked out a girl who was sitting at the bar. 383 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,067 -IRL? -Yeah, and she was beautiful too. 384 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:38,155 Or, I'm sorry, muy caliente. I can say that 'cause I'm gay. 385 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,658 -No, you can't. -But the alliance! 386 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,368 Wow, that's cool. 387 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:44,870 No, that's… 388 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,291 I'm so happy for you. Proud of you. Great job. 389 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,375 Thanks. 390 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:53,962 Okay. 391 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:57,382 Okay, why don't we all just go home, since everyone's drunk? 392 00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,759 See everyone tomorrow. 393 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,511 And terrible day. 394 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:03,180 Let's not do this again. We're supposed to be professionals. 395 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:05,933 Good night, guys.