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Coming out!

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What the hell?

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Don't hurt 'em, Miss Liz.

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Thank you!

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-The AC guy call back yet?
-Nope.

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Unbelievable. One more hour
and I try to fix it myself.

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Holy fucking shit!

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Come on, people. Energy up!

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Rib cage! Shoulders down, everyone!

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Hello?

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This is she.

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Are you serious?

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Yes!

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Over 150 local organizations
were shocked this morning

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when they received generous financial
gifts from billionaire Molly Wells.

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Wells is using her immense wealth

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to fund Southern California
outreach programs.

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The gifts were unsolicited
and caught the recipients by surprise.

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This money is going to improve the lives
of so many LGBTQ youth.

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I can't believe this happened to us.

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I'm so thankful!

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The former wife
of CEO John Novak said in a statement

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that this morning's activity is
just a start,

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and more financial help is on the way.

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Quite a nice day
for these deserving folks.

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Wow.

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Congratulations, you guys.
Molly, I gotta hand it to you.

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These surprise donations
were a genius idea.

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Thanks.

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It's a new feeling to be watching myself
on TV for something positive.

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I am so proud of us, guys.
Cheers, everyone!

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In other news, 18 severed feet were found
in a basement in Ohio…

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No, no, no. Don't cheers to that.
Cheers to the thing before.

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Oh, my God. Molly. Molly. Mol--
This is huge.

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I've got some good news,
and I've got some bad news.

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The good news is
we got invited to a super fancy party.

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-Well, what's the bad news?
-Everyone here got invited too.

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I'm being recognized for something
the "Philanthropic Humanitarian Awards"?

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The Mannies? For real?

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Yeah. It says I'm receiving
the "Marjorie Pendleton Foster Award."

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Who's that?

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She was a famous philanthropist.

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She used her family's oil fortune
to build a lot of orphanages.

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Before throwing herself
in front of a train.

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Who cares about any of that?

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It's a black-tie affair at a fancy hotel.

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I mean, we're back.

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Wow. The celebration is catered.

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A vegetarian option.
Well, that's considerate of them.

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It says they have lobster and prime rib.

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I mean, I love surfboard turf.

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You know, I've been to plenty
of award ceremonies,

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but it was always
because John was winning something.

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I mean, I'm happy for you.

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But should we be going
to the Mannies though?

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What? Why are you like this? Why?

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I mean, it's kind of messed up

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to watch a bunch of billionaires
give each other golden statues.

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But we've been working really hard.

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And who doesn't like a free prime rib?

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Then it's settled.

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We're dressing up. We're eating lobster.

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We are going to a fancy party

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to celebrate putting
this shitty year behind me!

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-Okay, but let's remember that--
-No! You will not ruin this for me.

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Okay. It's okay. We're going.
It's okay, baby. It's okay.

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Go, go.

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I know. We're going.

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It's okay. It's okay. I know.

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You really think I can pull this off?

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I have never been more sure
of anything in my life.

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Okay. I'm coming out.

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Oh, my God. This is everything.

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You are a phoenix rising out of the ashes.

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You look so beautiful in this,

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you are this close
to penetrating my gay seal.

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It does feel good, you know,

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being recognized for something
other than just being divorced.

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Yeah. And you deserve it.

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-How's the speech coming along?
-Great.

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"As many of you know,
I've been through a lot this year.

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And in that journey,
I have found a way to mend.

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Philanthropy is, at its core,
all about healing others.

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But it's also about healing myself."

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Oh, my God! Powerful, much?

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-Did you write this?
-Oh, God. No. I hired a speechwriter.

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I mean, look at me in this dress.
Do I look like a writer?

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-No, you don't. And thank God for that.
-Right?

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Can you imagine?

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"I think the comma should go over there,
not here."

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"Words, words, words.

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I have no way
of communicating with people."

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"Let's workshop this piece
I'm working on right now."

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Oh, God. That's too real.

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-I took it too far.
-Yeah.

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Wow.

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This is the coolest thing
I've ever been to.

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Alex wants proof that I'm actually here.

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-Oh, my God.
-What?

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That is Martin Streibler.

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Oh, man.

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What a cool feeling…

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for someone who knows
who Martin Streibler is.

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He founded the software company

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that revolutionized accounting
back in the '90s.

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I mean, he's like the LeBron James
of number crunching.

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Sorry, I don't know
if you're a sports guy. LeBron James--

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Look, I appreciate you
not making assumptions,

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but I know who LeBron James is.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Let's go say hi to Martin.

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Wait, what? Hang on. Are you kidding?

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No. Why not?

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The guy is, like, a billionaire.
We can't just walk up to him. Right?

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Sure we can. I mean,
this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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Let's go.

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Pardon me. I do not mean to interrupt

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what appears to be a very lively
and lovely conversation, but--

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Are you Martin Streibler?

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Yes, I am.

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Well, sir, I have your number-one fan
right over here.

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-Say hello.
-Hello.

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-Where is this bartender?
-I don't know. It's been a while.

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Here I am. So sorry to make you wait.

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What can I get for you?

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Could I please have a tequila
and a Diet Sprite with five cherries

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-and a little bit of--
-Oh, Lord, no.

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We will have two vodka martinis,
dry as a bone, with a twist.

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Excellent choice.

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He's very handsome.

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-Thank you.
-Thank you.

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It this what all martinis taste like?
This vodka is incredible.

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Right? That's my favorite brand.

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Wait. Are you Jean-Pierre Voland?

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I am.

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I saw you waiting,
so I had to do something.

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This man might just be as rich as you,
and he's a huge philanthropist.

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His family owns the company
that makes this vodka.

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Believe it or not, that baby is me.

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My grandfather put me on the bottle.
I don't know why.

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Maybe because you were
such a handsome baby?

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I'm Sofia.

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Your family's foundation does great work.

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And I'm Molly.

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And your family's vodka
also does great work.

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For me. On the dance floor.

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Parlez français?

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I mean, I know how to cheers
in several languages.

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Just a heads-up.

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Try not to say ochinchin
to a room full of Japanese businessmen.

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It means,
"Cheers to your little boy's penis."

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Good to know.

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Well, if you will excuse me.
Please enjoy your evening.

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And you.

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I can't believe that's
that hot baby all grown up.

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I mean, the GUI that you added
to keep track of moving averages…

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Genius alert!

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-You really love this stuff, don't you?
-I do, yes. Very much so.

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Let me give you my card.
You should come by our offices.

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Yeah! I would-- I-- Definitely.
Let's do it.

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I'll just finish my Martinelli's here.

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He means another time
when we're not at a party.

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Got it. Sorry. Got a little excited.

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You're doing great.

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So sorry.

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Hailey?

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Molly. Hi.

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Hi.

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-Hey. Sorry.
-No, I-- Sorry.

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I didn't want to run into you like this.

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It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

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-Cool.
-Cool.

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I like your dress.

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Really?

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So, do you wanna fuck it
the way you fucked my husband?

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Okay. It seems like you're not fine.

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Molly! Hey. Long time no see.

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What are you doing here?
I thought you were in Monaco.

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Well, we were, but then,
you know, the Mannies called.

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I'm a big donor, so they wanted me here.

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So we turned the plane around.

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-Fantastic.
-Yeah.

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So, can she eat her steak by herself,
or do you need to cut it for her?

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Neither. I'm a pescatarian.

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Okay, let's just take a breath here.

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I am breathing just fine, thank you.
Everything is fine.

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There is nothing abnormal
about the way I'm breathing.

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I am perfectly breathing normally.

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It's not out of the ordinary.
Thank you very much.

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Why don't you two have a great night?
I'll see you guys later. Goodbye.

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-John is here.
-What?

193
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,802
John is here with Hailey.

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Oh, my God. Are you okay?

195
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,348
I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him.
If I see him, I'm gonna--

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Oh, my God. His hair looks amazing.

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Did he get a body wave?
There's no way that's natural.

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I can't do this.

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Come on.

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Molly! Molly, wait!

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00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,910
Molly! Come on! Wait!
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Talk to us.

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I don't understand.
He never cared about charity before.

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-Why would he come here tonight?
-Because he wanted this to happen.

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-He wanted to get in your head.
-What?

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00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,920
Nicholas is right. He's jealous of
the good press you're getting.

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00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,922
He showed up to throw you off your game.

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I think he wants to win the breakup.

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00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,595
Exactly. Okay?
So this is what you need to do.

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You need to calm down,
walk back in there, waltz up to John,

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and take a picture with him
with the biggest smile anyone's ever seen.

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Regain control.

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That is some real
First Wives Club-level stuff.

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-Exactly. And you're Bette Midler.
-No, I wanna be Goldie Hawn.

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We've talked about this.
I am clearly Goldie Hawn.

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I don't care about
what white woman you wanna be.

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If we're gonna do this,
we should get back in there.

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00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,619
Clearly, someone's a Diane Keaton.

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00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,829
-Who is that?
-I'll tell you later.

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-Hello, John.
-Hi.

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Hailey.

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00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,514
I just wanted to stop by and say hi.

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-I love your dress.
-Thanks.

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00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,769
-And your hair. It's beautiful.
-Isn't she gorgeous?

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What do you say
the three of us get a picture together?

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00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,191
-Yeah. Okay.
-Okay, here we go.

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This is so nice.

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What a beautiful night, huh?

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-I love this night.
-Me too.

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All right. I better get back to my table
and work on my speech.

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-All right. Great to see you.
-Beautiful night.

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-Lovely to see you.
-Okay. Yeah.

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Then my Aunt Mabel says,
"The ice cream bar's in your hand."

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Such a humorous ending.
Howard, what do you do?

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00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,726
Well, I'm currently
in information technology,

235
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,061
but to save time,
I call it "information T."

236
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,605
Uh-huh. I knew it. IT.

237
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,191
So, is your company a new start-up idea?

238
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,611
Oh, no. I mean, I'm just an employee
at the Wells Foundation.

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00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,946
Yeah, Howard is a huge part of our team.

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We couldn't get through
a single day without him.

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Such admirable work.

242
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,203
I mean, yeah, it's admirable,

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but it doesn't mean
I don't have other irons in the fire.

244
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:35,667
I mean, I've almost started
a pro-wrestling podcast several times.

245
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,170
-Wow.
-In many ways, I'm jealous of you.

246
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,963
You have your whole life ahead of you.

247
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,216
You can explore your passions.

248
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,259
I mean, I love my company,

249
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,637
but sometimes I call it
my six-billion-dollar prison.

250
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,649
My God. This--
This is what you wanted to deprive us of?

251
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,943
Okay, you're right.
This lobster is stupid good.

252
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,653
I'm not even chewing. It's just melting.

253
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,033
There's chocolate inside of everything.

254
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,249
I'm gonna go freshen up for my speech.

255
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,438
What do you think about a peace offering?

256
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,192
What do you want?

257
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,698
Okay, look.

258
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:51,952
Please.

259
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,834
What I want…

260
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,005
is to say that I'm sorry.

261
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,967
Wow.

262
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:10,012
Here it comes.
The moment we've all been waiting for.

263
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,221
Look, I mean it.

264
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,808
I mean, there were problems.
We both know that. But…

265
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,354
I should have addressed them with you
instead of running away. It--

266
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,525
I disrespected you and our marriage.

267
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,529
And… I regret it.

268
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,285
Okay.

269
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,456
Thank you for saying that.

270
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,541
Wha-- Hold on, Molly. I'm not done.

271
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:44,213
I also wanted to say that…

272
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,842
what you're doing now, with the charity,

273
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,386
it's amazing.

274
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,766
I mean, to endure what I put you through
and end up where you did?

275
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,853
It's extremely impressive.

276
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,190
I probably shouldn't say this,

277
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:07,109
but I think Hailey
is a little jealous of you.

278
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,907
Well, you definitely shouldn't say that.

279
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,789
And I definitely shouldn't say
that I love hearing that.

280
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,713
So…

281
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,717
how do you like being the boss?

282
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,512
-I like it.
-Yeah.

283
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,430
I mean, sometimes.
Sometimes it's terrible.

284
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,807
I heard that.

285
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,185
You're, you know,
definitely making a difference,

286
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,396
so that's something
to be proud of right there.

287
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:48,026
I mean, obviously, it's way easier
to give money away than to earn it,

288
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,111
but still.

289
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,532
That's just a joke.

290
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,159
You can't help yourself, can you?

291
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,579
Okay. Take it easy.

292
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,455
Don't tell me to "take it easy."

293
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:06,545
You have this pathological need
for competition. I--

294
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,798
That's what this whole night is
for you, isn't it?

295
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,467
What competition are you talking about?

296
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:16,889
I mean, you understand there is a big
difference between building what I built

297
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,600
and then just giving away half
of what I earned

298
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,101
to some fucking dance teams.

299
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,728
-What you earned?
-Yeah.

300
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,063
I was there every step of the way.

301
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:29,109
I supported you
while you dicked around in our garage,

302
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:32,154
doubting yourself,
wondering if you were ever gonna make it.

303
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,447
But I did make it.

304
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:38,744
And then you sat by the pool
for 20 years doing literally nothing.

305
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,496
So I feel like that's a pretty good return
on your investment.

306
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,332
This was a mistake.

307
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,584
I'm going to get my award.

308
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,212
Okay. Well, you're welcome, by the way.

309
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,631
For what? What does that mean?

310
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,007
Come on, Molly.

311
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,051
How do you think they choose
who gets these awards?

312
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,804
You think there's a computer that measures
how much good you're doing in the world?

313
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,640
I have no idea how it works.

314
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,100
I'm friends with some people
on the board of this event.

315
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,938
I made some calls,
strongly suggested they give you an award.

316
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,234
I don't know,
I thought you could use the win.

317
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,000
Hey. Everybody was wondering
where you went.

318
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,087
Something wrong?

319
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,006
Never give you enough cornichons
with your charcuterie.

320
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,885
Okay. Something not food-related
bothering you?

321
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:40,264
It's just that your man, Martin,
said something that made me think.

322
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,976
I mean, I know you look at me
as your young, hip, Gen Z friend

323
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,228
that's, like, 23, 24 tops.

324
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,814
Yeah. Yeah. Something like that.

325
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:52,109
Well, I'm not 23. I'm 38 years old.

326
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,194
So I don't have my whole life
in front of me,

327
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,989
and I'm just not happy
with where I am right now.

328
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,782
Sometimes I'm just up late at night

329
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,909
wondering if I'm wasting my life
or something.

330
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,245
I'm sorry, buddy.

331
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,040
Yeah. You know, it's kind of just
all hitting me at once,

332
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:11,378
and I was quietly processing it
until someone rudely interrupted me.

333
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,383
Got it. Well, I'm sorry I interrupted you.

334
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,303
But I gotta say, Howard,

335
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:23,056
you have a gift
that almost no one else in the world has.

336
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,518
People love you.
They want to be around you.

337
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:29,271
Take tonight. You had those billionaires
eating out of your hand.

338
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,480
That's easy.

339
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,317
That's just eye contact
and picturing everyone as Santa Claus.

340
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,571
My point is, someone with your charisma
is gonna go far in this world.

341
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,450
I guarantee you that one day
you will be someone's Martin Streibler.

342
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,704
Thank you. That's cool of you to say.

343
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,289
You wanna head back to the table?

344
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,832
-Yeah.
-Okay.

345
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,459
But grab that charcuterie for me.

346
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,586
Okay.

347
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,047
I think there are people
that do this, but okay.

348
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,224
Hey, you coming in?

349
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,767
I think your award's up soon.

350
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:11,688
I'm sorry. I just don't feel like
accepting an award right now.

351
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,903
You sure? 'Cause your speech is great,
and you look beautiful.

352
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:19,988
Thank you.

353
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,243
I think everything started feeling
too intense, you know?

354
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,745
You guys should stay and enjoy your night.

355
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:30,457
I'll just sit here for a sec,
and then I'm gonna head home.

356
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,085
Okay.

357
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,962
Yeah, she's not coming back.

358
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,172
Okay. Then where we going?

359
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,261
You guys, you left your table?

360
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,137
Are you sure you don't wanna stay?

361
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:47,599
No. What's the point of being in there
if you're not with us?

362
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,434
Yeah, we got your back, coz.

363
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,937
If we're leaving,
why don't we just go to Dave & Buster's?

364
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,898
-I got a ton of tickets.
-No, Howard, those tickets are a scam.

365
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,151
No, they are not.
I'm only 700,000 away from a PS3.

366
00:21:58,235 --> 00:21:59,069
What?

367
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,905
The amount you're spending there
you could be putting into a Roth IRA.

368
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:05,075
It doesn't matter. I'm not getting
hate-crimed at a Dave & Buster's tonight.

369
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,804
Rest in peace, you titans of charity.

370
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,265
And now, on a lighter note,

371
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,560
here to accept
the Marjorie Pendleton Foster Award,

372
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,646
please give a warm welcome
to Ms. Molly Wells.

373
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,949
Has anyone seen Molly Wells?

374
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,411
She was right there.

375
00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,955
Sorry, everyone. So sorry.

376
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,291
Molly Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

377
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,375
Thank you.

378
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:59,338
Sorry. Sorry, everyone.

379
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,883
I bet some of you thought
I got hit by a train like Marjorie.

380
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:05,886
Not going down like her.

381
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:12,809
Tonight, I had planned to give
a long speech that was all about me.

382
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:19,107
But I don't know
how much I deserve this award.

383
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:23,070
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I am pretty great.

384
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:28,951
But I'm also pretty new
to this charity thing.

385
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:34,873
And you know who's been
putting in the work for a long time?

386
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,167
My team.

387
00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:42,923
They work hard
without ever asking for credit.

388
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:49,179
And they're always there for me
in every way.

389
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:55,269
So I'd like to ask them to come up here
and accept this award,

390
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:57,813
because tonight should really be
about them.

391
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:10,492
Oh, my God. This is amazing.

392
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:12,494
I didn't even want
to come to this tonight,

393
00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:14,121
but I loved those martinis

394
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,582
and the little potato chips
with the tuna on them.

395
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,083
And now this!

396
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,085
Oh, my God, this is heavy. Thank you!

397
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:37,853
Hey, the night is still young.
How long does Dave & Buster's stay open?

398
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,689
-The one in the mall closes at 11:00.
-We can make it.

399
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:42,858
-Yeah.
-Okay, apps are on me, guys.

400
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:44,985
Miss Wells!

401
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:48,614
Hi again.

402
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:49,698
Hi again.

403
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,116
I like what you said up there.

404
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:52,910
Thanks.

405
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:57,831
If you're open to it,
I'd love to work on a project together.

406
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,877
Yeah. That would be great.

407
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,754
All right. Give me a call.

408
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,381
I'll be waiting.

409
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:07,966
Okay.

410
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,763
Oh, my God.

411
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,431
Don't worry about it, you guys.

412
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:18,477
Okay, when I say Dave, you say Buster's.

413
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,645
-Dave.
-Buster's!

414
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:20,604
-Dave.
-Buster's!

415
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:21,605
-Dave.
-Buster's!

416
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:22,648
-Dave.
-Buster's!

417
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:23,565
-Dave.
-Buster's!

418
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,483
-Dave.
-Buster's!

419
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,859
-Dave.
-Buster's!