Hey, why is the alarm going off?
I shorted out the security system, dude!
I bet you gave us bad luck!
What? Me? I didn't do anything.
-Hurry! Split! -Goddamnit!
Are you kidding me?
Maybe it was me.
Fly, man! Full throttle!
Right!
-Johnny! -I'm on it.
Reminds me of my childhood.
Fellow citizens, riding the train is much safer.
For fuck's sake! If that damn alarm hadn't rung!
Don't worry about a touch of bad luck.
They say good luck often comes disguised as bad luck.
Isn't it the other way around?
Fuck off! You just store up that bad luck!
That's not exactly how it works, you know.
Don't you worry!
San Francisco's got hardly any superheroes!
I'm getting a bad feeling.
Thieves headed north out of the Financial District.
Calling for backup.
The thieves apparently have superpowers.
I repeat. The thieves apparently have superpowers.
On my way from Jackson Square.
I can't believe there are still idiot villains around.
Requesting hero assistance.
Don't forget your job, people.
The San Francisco Police will catch them before any hero gets here.
That was close!
Bye!
Don't underestimate the San Francisco Police.
-Hey, you better pay up! -It's only a scratch!
Crap.
I bet they've got weak-ass powers anyway.
Nice work!
Right!
Quit celebrating!
We were supposed to escape while the cops were still confused!
Quit getting so scared!
Stop right now! Stop!
You've changed since you started dating that woman.
What?
I bet you're worried about what Kasey will think.
That's not true.
Hey!
-They're going to crash into us! -Stop!
All right.
Don't you worry! We're at the top of our game!
Johnny, if we get away, Kasey will never find out.
Two Green Power Smoothies for table three.
We've received reports that the robbers on the run
are supervillains with superpowers.
Local residents are advised…
Our smoothies are taking forever.
I bet she forgot to submit our order.
That's what I thought too! That waitress was pretty rude.
I think I'll complain.
You do that, girl.
Say, lady…
Here are your smoothies.
Enjoy!
Transmit!
Right!
Stay focused! Screw up once and we're goners!
Hey! Is it true? This is the Network's plan?
What?
That big supervillain organization!
What? How did you…
Look out ahead!
Focus on escaping for now!
I hope no superheroes come.
Don't think about it!
If you don't want it to happen, it will anyway!
I told you, that's not how it works!
Right!
How long are we going to wait?
Request any superhero that's around now!
We did!
Fuck!
One was nearby and will arrive in a few minutes.
Be honest with me, Johnny.
This gets your blood pumping, right?
I'm sure as fuck that I ain't going back to the slammer, not even for a day!
Just sitting in the sidecar sure is easy.
What?
What did you say, Kismet?
Are you dissing me?
I'll handle this!
Yippee ki-yay, motherfuck--
My boy is a huge fan of The Union of Justice.
Oh, really? My boy is a bigger--
Fuck The Union of Justice!
That was cool!
I told ya!
This is what you need, Johnny.
Remember, good luck comes disguised as bad luck.
Usually, bad luck just ends up bringing more bad luck.
The day after my cat died, my granny died.
Hey! Didn't your batshit crazy granny eat your cat and die of food poisoning?
No, she… Oh, yeah…
What the…
-Isn't that a superhero… -Aw, fuck…
And I thought San Francisco would be safe.
Hey!
Shit, he's fast!
Wear some shoes, you freakin' savage!
Don't get stepped on, guys!
Over here!
With that huge gut, it must be hard to see, huh?
Take that!
Hit him with a massive dose of bad luck!
Your luck runs out now!
At last, this glorious day has arrived.
The chemical warfare gas we've worked on for many years to perfect
is finally ready to be delivered.
We must be even more careful than usual today.
Everyone, be extremely careful as you work.
Sorry, pal. The only luck I've got is bad luck.
If we can get there, the chopper we hired will meet us.
Okay, we can do this! We can do it, dudes!
Didn't I tell you?
-Don't make that chopper crash. -That's not how…
I'll be careful.
Hey!
Hey, people of San Francisco!
Now that I'm here, everything will be all right!
The fuck is that?
Say cheese!
That's The Rubberball.
The Rubberball?
What a great smile!
I sent it to your phones,
so just call if you ever need me.
He's some young superhero who showed up while you were in Supermax.
What the fuck's wrong with this country?
It breeds heroes like cockroaches.
I'm back. Let's get this over with.
At this speed, we're too fast for TV.
Damn it! He's too fast!
Hey, now! Better watch out!
You don't move so fast with that sidecar.
Wow! Look what you can do!
That's so cool!
You could kill ordinary citizens!
You call yourself a superhero?
The other day, I took down this one villain.
I wonder if he was a pal of yours.
His legs were totally crushed.
I doubt he'll ever walk again.
Apologize for me when you see him in Supermax.
Take this!
No matter what you try, you can't hurt me physically.
My name's The Rubberball, after all!
That's one down.
Gosh!
Wow! Awesome! That's super useful!
Hold on tight!
Yeah!
You'd better quit fooling around!
This is the kind of thing that ticks me off the most!
I told you, it doesn't hurt me!
May bad things happen!
The hell is that?
How are we supposed to take this guy down?
It's over for you!
Time to say bye-bye, you crooks!
Shit! We're almost at the bridge!
You're a bigger murderer than any villain!
Justice will prevail!
Frost! Launch your cold blast at me!
Okay!
How lame!
Wait! No!
You see, as a newbie, I just wanted to show off what I can do!
I'm seriously sorry! I got carried away!
My girl just dumped me, so…
-You talk too much. -I lost my cool!
I doubt he'll walk again.
He can still roll.
They took out The Rubberball too?
Apparently so.
What's the point of these superheroes anyway?
This guy…
Frostbite, you were right!
This is how I like to live!
We screwed up at first
but ended up teaching those superheroes a lesson.
That stuff about good luck coming disguised as bad luck just might be right.
Not "might." It's the truth!
I appreciate you guys! You've opened my eyes!
Right!
The mission celebrating Johnny Bolt's release is a total success!
Good luck comes disguised as bad…
What?
Where are we?
Did you screw up?
No.
Hey, it's morning.
Wake up, boys.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey