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This is way too high. This is crazy.
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All right, party people,
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let's get ready to do this!
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Huck, I'm not gonna do it, man.
I think I'm gonna skip this jump.
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We gotta do this together.
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It's my birthday, man.
It's the big two-nine.
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Me and you have spent
every birthday together
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since you were five.
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It's always something crazy.
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I just feel like this is too much.
It's too much for me.
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-This one's too much?
-Yeah. For me. You do it.
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I get it. You're getting married.
You gotta be more responsible.
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Yeah, we'll celebrate back at the resort.
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Yeah.
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I'll get us some champagne,
a little cheese board.
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-Yeah. Yeah!
-Right?
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-I'll see you later.
-Okay.
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All right, guys, go get 'em.
I'm not gonna do it.
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Hey!
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Hey, I'm not gonna ju--
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Oh my God!
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Sonny, I'm coming.
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-Remember your training, Sonny!
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I don't remember shit!
I'm scared, man!
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Open your arms, like a starfish.
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Starfish can't fly!
Huck, starfish are stupid!
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Sonny, spread your wings.
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Aw!
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Hey! I'm doing it!
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This is amazing, Huck.
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I told you you could do it.
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You know, you were right, man.
You're always right.
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I'm gonna be by your side
for every birthday until the end of time.
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Give me your hand, buddy.
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You're my best friend.
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I love you, Huck. I lo--
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Oh my gosh. They've got sharp teeth!
They've got sharp teeth, Huck.
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I think he tried to get to my neck!
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-I'm gonna pull your rip cord!
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-Sonny, that was incredible.
-Incredible, my ass.
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I'm never letting you
talk me into this stupid shit again.
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It's so good.
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Like, really good.
It's gonna get so many likes.
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How do I keep topping myself?
Every day, I just get better.
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Look at this. Ava, look.
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Cool, Daddy.
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When you get to school, show your friends.
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Can I have some more goji berries
in my smoothie?
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Absolutely, buddy.
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Antioxidants, whatever you need.
I got-- Shit!
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-Ah!
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Damn it! Hokey Pokey
went to the bathroom in the kitchen again.
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Guys, at this point,
I'm getting a little frustrated
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'cause I know you see it. Come on!
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-Honey, I'm sorry. Give me a kiss.
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I gotta run. They're having an inspection
at Armando's this morning.
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But… don't forget tonight, okay?
He's getting that big award.
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-You don't need me to be there, right?
-Yes.
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Well, he's your client.
He's not gonna care if I'm not there.
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I know, but baby, I'll care.
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-Okay. All right.
-Okay? Okay, good.
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-Okay.
-Love it. Where is my iPad?
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-Ah, bedside, under your book. Okay? Yeah.
-Okay, thank you, thank you.
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Hey, Dash, we talking
about the talent show.
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Talk to me. Did you practice
your keyboard this morning?
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I was about to, but I got sucked into
watching Eddie Murphy's Raw.
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It was so funny
how when the kids would tease him, saying…
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…"We got McDonald's."
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-Hey, Dash, enough with the comedy, Dash.
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Son, this talent show's a big deal.
Remember, I'm the director this year.
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The whole school is gonna be judging us.
I need you focused, buddy.
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-Here, take a little bit of it.
-What-- That… that's okay.
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Come on, man. I'm serious.
I really need you on this, Dash.
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You can't just let this float around
like it's nothing, man. It's--
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No, I'm not doing this.
It's always a whole thing with Huck.
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-Hey!
-Uncle Huck.
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Hey, Ava, Dash!
God, I can't believe how big you guys got.
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It's so good to see you.
Is your dad around?
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-Yes, he is.
-He's right here.
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-Sonny, baby!
Here I am. What's up, Huck?
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-What's going on?
-Where are you, man?
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-Dude, I'm in Tijuana.
Tijuana?
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We were driving down to Redondo.
We missed the exit.
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We were gonna go play mini golf.
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We just kept going
all the way down to Mexico.
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You gotta do that, right?
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Huck, man, I would love to talk,
but I can't, dude.
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Gotta get the kids ready.
About to get out the door.
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Got a big day
of volunteering at the school.
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You remember when we went down
to Mexico for my big two-three,
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looking for the donkey show?
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Yeah, I'm with the kids, Huck.
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-Dad, what's a donkey show?
-Nothing.
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-We found a donkey on the road.
-Yeah.
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Hand to God,
biggest P-E-N-I-S I have ever seen.
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-Okay.
-What did he spell?
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-He spelled "penis."
-Hey, boy, what are you doing?
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It's not a swear word.
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Dash is right.
It's not a swear word. It's a body part.
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I know exactly what it is, Huck.
I got one.
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-Do I have one?
-No, you don't.
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In life, if you chose at some point
you wanted one, you could get it.
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-It's complicated.
- Real quick, dude.
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My birthday's coming up.
It's the big four-four.
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I wouldn't ask
if it wasn't an important birthday.
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You haven't been to my parties in forever.
Any chance you could make it?
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Yeah--
-I think that's a great idea.
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He needs some time to his self. Hi, Huck.
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Hey, what's up, girl?
Oh my God. You look amazing.
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-We miss you.
I miss you guys so much.
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Huck, listen, I really wish I could.
I don't know what Maya's talking about.
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We're gonna be at her parents'
for spring break. I can't make it.
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Oh, gosh, that's so disappointing. I mean,
I completely understand. Family first.
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-It's too bad.
-Yeah.
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All right. Bye, Huck!
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-Bye, Maya.
All right, bye. Love you. Okay.
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Um, Huck, dude, listen, I gotta jump, man.
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So good talking to you.
So, so good talking to you.
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We'll catch up soon, okay?
Hey, say goodbye, hang up.
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All right, look,
I'm gonna send you the deets
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just in case, if you can make it,
and a pic of the donkey's D-I-C-K.
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-Pic of what?
-It's unreal.
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Don't send no pic of that donkey's dick--
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-Shit! Goddamn!
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-Same piece of poop got me again.
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Ava, honey, this is getting crazy.
You gotta start carrying your own bag.
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I don't want to.
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All right, noted,
but that doesn't mean you don't have to.
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Sometimes it'd be nice
to help your father, okay?
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Oh, Dad, Asher Geller's dad
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got a minivan with automatic doors.
Whoo, it's sick.
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Son, listen to me,
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opening up the door
with your hands builds character.
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Lesson of the day. Let's go. In.
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All right, guys,
who's ready to go to school, huh?
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-I am!
-Yeah.
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Son, match Ava's energy.
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-I am!
-I am!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Sixty seconds or less. Let's go.
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Morning, Crossing Guard Lenore.
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Good morning, Mr. PTA President.
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Let's go, guys. Time to go to school.
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Gotta get it off the track.
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-I love you. I love you too.
-Love you, Dad.
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-Bye, Daddy.
-Bye!
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It's our job to give our kids options.
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Taste the hemp. Hemp. Not every kid
even knows that hemp is available,
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and that's not fair to them.
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"It was just the right putter--"
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So we're not listening?
Are we not gonna listen today?
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Sonny, I've got this.
Have a seat. Thank you.
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-All right. Hey.
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Okay. That's it. That's it.
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It's okay, nothing wrong with that.
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Pass.
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Gotta be shitting me, Alan!
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Hey! What the hell was that, Alan?
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Oh, Sonny, some of us gotta get back
to the office, my friend. Hey, guys.
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Well, you know what?
Some of us gotta get citations.
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-Hmm?
-Oh, no!
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-A citation?
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So just wait here.
Crossing Guard Lenore, did you see that?
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Dad! That's the, uh, car
with the, uh, automatic doors.
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I get it. C'mon, let's go.
Get in the car, guys.
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I mean, I would,
but the door's, like… it's too heavy.
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Oh, so you got jokes, now?
What'd I tell you?
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All you gotta do is lift the door.
You lift it and pull it back.
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It's too easy. Let's go.
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All right, Skyler, do me a favor,
make sure the polenta doesn't stay
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in the Instant Pot too long
'cause if it does, it'll get real gummy.
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-Yeah.
-Uh, oh. Yeah.
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All right, and after dinner,
Dash has to do 20 minutes on the piano.
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-Okay? Yes.
-Dad, you're killing me.
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I'm already underwater with reading comp.
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Ten thousand hours, buddy. You know that.
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It's not about being good.
It's about being great.
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It's a little life lesson.
It's called double G.
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-Thank you so much, Skyler.
-Have fun, Mr. F.
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At mouth2mouth, when you buy a toothbrush,
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we donate one to a person in need.
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Our dream is that,
through the simple act of brushing,
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we will be reminded
that we are all one world,
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one people.
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-Armando!
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-To Armando. Congratulations.
-Thank you so much.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you for being here. Thank you. Yeah.
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Tell us more
about your tortoise sanctuary.
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Here's the thing, for me…
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-…had none. I was like--
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-I see you, Dash!
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-I see you.
-Dad, I literally just peed my pants.
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That doesn't take away the fact
you're not doing what you're supposed to.
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-Come on.
-Our son.
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You're watching Tiffany Haddish stand-up.
You're not practicing your music.
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Now I know you think you're a comedian,
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but this talent show
is all about your keyboard skills.
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-I'm watching you. Bye.
-So sweet.
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Honey, listen, let it go.
It's okay if he doesn't practice tonight.
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-You know kids.
-No, no, it's not okay.
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How do you all know each other?
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Well, I hired
the great architect Norman Bogart
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to design my house
slash tortoise sanctuary in Topanga,
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and I quickly realized
this genius right here,
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she was doing all the work.
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Armando, come on.
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You know it's true.
You can't say it, I can.
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Anyway, we started texting
day and night, and here we are.
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Two years later, I have a beautiful home
and an even more beautiful friendship.
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And this is Maya's husband, um, Sonny.
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-Oh, wow, hi.
-Oh, hi.
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And what is it that you do, Sonny?
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Uh… Well, I… I am a--
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-He's a housewife.
Oh.
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English is not my first language.
I don't know the terminology,
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but he stays at home.
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-He's great with the kids.
-It's a lot of work.
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-It's a very contemporary relationship.
-It is.
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-How's the company doing, Raj?
-It's doing incredibly well.
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We're shipping
culturally appropriate condoms
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to North India
to help lower the STD rates.
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So the mission of the organization
is to eradicate land mines.
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-Well, that is just something--
-Yeah, I agree.
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There was a… a…
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Actually, my girls and I
spent the last year in Barcelona.
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We opened four schools
for the children in the countryside.
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You speaking about that just made me
think of my daughter, who's five now.
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She's taking Mandarin.
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We go to a Chinese restaurant.
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She starts speaking Mandarin
while we're at the restaurant,
232
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and out of nowhere
they bring out a secret menu.
233
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:14,125
I'm like, "Okay." Right?
234
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,458
It's… it's…
235
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:18,125
I mean, you can only imagine, you know?
236
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:25,166
You know, you would think for $20 an hour
that Skyler would clean the Instant Pot.
237
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,291
-Honey?
-Hmm?
238
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,000
Where were you going
with that whole Mandarin thing?
239
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,500
Ava doesn't speak Mandarin.
240
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,708
She's been taking Mandarin
for, like, six months.
241
00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,833
-Really? She has?
-Yes.
242
00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:38,708
It's "good morning."
243
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:43,166
I think it is. She says it every morning.
And what do you mean, "Where was I going?"
244
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,458
I'm trying to get in
on a conversation, Maya.
245
00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:46,666
You got me at the table
246
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,208
with a bunch of world leaders.
What am I supposed to talk about,
247
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,208
my kindergarten blog?
248
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,125
Yeah--
249
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,375
Tell me what I'm supposed to say
to the condom man
250
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,916
who's handing out rubbers in India?
251
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
That's a good thing.
252
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,833
I don't even wanna get started on Armando.
253
00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,875
-Don't. Yes.
-Armando? What about Armando?
254
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,583
What do you mean,
"What do I mean"?
255
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,666
Oh, wait. Wait, wait. Babe, it's Huck.
256
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,750
Ignore it. Ignore it.
257
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:05,666
-Igno--
-Yes.
258
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,291
I don't wanna talk to Huck right now.
259
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:10,541
I don't wanna see a donkey's dick
in Tijuana or discuss his birthday.
260
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,666
I understand, baby,
but it's too bad you can't go.
261
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,583
I mean, come on, you guys were so close.
262
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,708
And you know you used to have
the best time together.
263
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,500
Yes, Maya, we did, and then I grew up.
264
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,625
That's what happens in life.
I got married. I had kids.
265
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,750
I'm sorry that I don't wanna spend
a weekend with Huck
266
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,458
celebrating his 44th birthday
with a bunch of 22-year-olds.
267
00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,083
-All right, fine.
-Thank you.
268
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,916
-Let's get back to this Armando thing.
-Babe, there's no Armando thing.
269
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,291
Why'd he have his hand
on your shoulder for six seconds?
270
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,291
-Did you count?
-It was six seconds. I counted.
271
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,791
Right above your collarbone.
272
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,500
And by the way, it bothered me
because you have a high breast.
273
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:42,666
What?
274
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,708
Because of your high breast,
if his hand got lower,
275
00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:45,791
he's grabbing titty.
276
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,625
It was my shoulder.
277
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:50,458
-I think you're really overreacting.
-No! No, I'm not!
278
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,333
Think I don't see his games?
I see right through him.
279
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:55,416
-We're in a chess match.
-A chess match?
280
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,541
Yes. You can't see it
because you're not a guy.
281
00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,541
-Okay. All right.
-Maya, I'm very serious.
282
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,208
It's a guy thing.
283
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:06,041
I still can't believe that I didn't know
Ava was taking Mandarin.
284
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,500
I feel like the worst mom ever.
285
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:12,208
You know what you need? You just need
some quality time with the kids.
286
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,791
Oh, look.
287
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,333
-What?
-Look at this.
288
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,625
"Thank you for coming." See that?
289
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,916
Armando just sent that text. See?
290
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,041
Oh, wait, was that some kind of…
291
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,958
…"move" in the chess match?
292
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,750
-It actually was.
293
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,291
What is that?
294
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:32,666
He sent you a… a GIF from Bridgerton?
295
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,500
I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it,
but I think it's inappropriate.
296
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,791
-Right? That's just… just me saying.
-I don't think he meant anything by it.
297
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:42,041
You know, that's, uh…
that's actually next on our watch list.
298
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,583
Bridgerton?
I can't wait to see it, either.
299
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:48,000
You know, I might have binged it
with Armando on our flight to New York.
300
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,333
Are you kidding me right now?
301
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,750
We put it on our watch list.
302
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:53,041
-I know.
-That means we're watching it together.
303
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,250
You know what I watched instead of that?
Storage Wars. Reruns.
304
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,083
-Wow.
-I can't get that piece of my life back.
305
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:01,000
-Baby, I'm so sorry. I don't… I… I--
-Ooh, that's insane.
306
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,000
You know what?
307
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,708
I actually have an idea.
308
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,791
All right, I accept your apology.
309
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,375
No, listen, I want to tell you.
310
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:15,208
-What do you mean, tell me? Come on.
-No, but I want to tell you what it is.
311
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,166
-Go back to the side.
-Yeah. No, baby.
312
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,291
-I can last longer from the side.
-That's good.
313
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,666
-Can I tell you something first?
-All right, well, hurry up.
314
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,916
Okay, I'm thinking maybe
I should take Dash and Ava
315
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
for spring break, but by myself.
316
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,791
-What?
-Yeah, I need quality time with the kids.
317
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,833
-Maya…
-You could use time without them.
318
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,458
You know, you could stay here
and have a week to yourself.
319
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,791
You've never traveled
with them without me.
320
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,166
I am their mother.
321
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,666
-I know. I get that.
-Sonny? Hello? I will be fine.
322
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,666
I mean, come on.
Just think about it.
323
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,416
-Okay. I'll… I'll think about it.
-Okay.
324
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,708
-All right?
-Yeah.
325
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,250
Now, I need to know what I'm doing.
326
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,666
Are these pants staying down,
or they coming up?
327
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,083
-Down.
-Oh.
328
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,458
Sonny, what is there
to think about?
329
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,750
A week without their family
is literally every man's dream.
330
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:06,541
Every man's dream?
Alan, you don't think moms need a break?
331
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,791
I'm working full-time
at the real estate agency
332
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,375
and still expected to do
everything with these kids.
333
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,458
Okay, first of all, Jill, you and Hank,
you share custody, all right?
334
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,791
So it's not like
you don't have time for yourself. You do.
335
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,291
No, I don't,
'cause this bitch talking about,
336
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,375
"Oh, I'm on a business
trip every other weekend,"
337
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,208
when I know he's just doing CrossFit.
338
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:27,750
Okay? And now I only get one day a month
to stack up all my Tinder dates.
339
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:28,791
And how's that going?
340
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,500
I mean, I'm fucking,
341
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,208
but you know, I don't have time
to develop anything meaningful.
342
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,625
-Right. Yeah, no connection.
-Whoa!
343
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,041
Just getting smashed to pieces.
344
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,333
God, I wish Jeremiah would take
the twins from me for the weekend.
345
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,708
I haven't been alone
in my house in like a decade.
346
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:43,875
Hey, Stew.
347
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,041
Right, you know, talking about "me time,"
348
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,625
-there's value in it.
-Big-time.
349
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,208
But is it really worth
missing a family vacation?
350
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,875
You have no life outside of your kids.
351
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,500
-That's not true.
-Yes, it is.
352
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,250
Sonny, ignore them. There's nothing
wrong with being a devoted parent.
353
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,958
Bethany, come on,
you're basically your children's butler.
354
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,208
Diane and I have our routine dialed in.
355
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,291
I'm the caregiver,
and she's the breadwinner.
356
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,833
We both know our roles,
so there's zero conflict.
357
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,041
It's called a system, which works, guys.
358
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,583
-Right? That's good for you guys.
-A prison system, sounds like.
359
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,791
I like my life.
360
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,208
-Shut up, Bethany. You do not.
-What is this, Sonny, no everythings?
361
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,666
What are you doing right now, Alan?
362
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,208
Are you really putting
your hand on every bagel?
363
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,583
Trying to find the everythings.
364
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:25,208
Every single Café Friday, Alan,
you complain about everything,
365
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,375
yet you bring nothing.
366
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,625
Me, on the other hand,
367
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,291
I'm putting the presentation together.
368
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,375
I'm putting this out.
369
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,083
'Cause this is all you focus on.
You need to let Maya take the kids.
370
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,541
-Can you let it go?
-You have to.
371
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,625
I'm worried you'll turn
into Crossing Guard Lenore.
372
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:37,750
What are you talking about?
373
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,000
You're turning into Lenore
whether you know it or not.
374
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,833
Okay, I just happen to love
Crossing Guard Lenore.
375
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:44,458
-We all do. It's sad.
-What's your point?
376
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,583
Her kids went to this school.
She was a full-time mom,
377
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,666
director of the talent show,
head of the PTA.
378
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,750
She had no life outside of this place.
379
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,166
Does that sound familiar to you?
380
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:56,625
Yeah, well, her husband leaves her,
kids don't need her anymore,
381
00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,708
and one day out of nowhere,
she just shows up with the vest on.
382
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,625
Crossing guard's not even
an official position, Sonny.
383
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,708
-It's not?
-No, it's not.
384
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:10,583
I know.
385
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,166
-I'm becoming Crossing Guard Lenore.
-Yeah.
386
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,916
-That's it, I'm staying home.
-Really?
387
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,166
-Yeah, really.
-Yes!
388
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,041
Okay, you're gonna need
a Sherpa next week, so I am telling Rita
389
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416
she's taking the kids
to Legoland by herself.
390
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,958
Are you sure she's gonna go for that?
391
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:30,041
Are you kidding me?
I rule the roost, pal. I'm not like you.
392
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,291
All right, so what's on the agenda?
Let's do this.
393
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,708
How about we… how about we start off
with some golf, right?
394
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,083
-Yeah.
-Some food.
395
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,875
Maybe find an underground barbecue spot.
396
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,833
Or we go to a gentleman's cabaret.
397
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,875
-Absolutely not. No.
-Yes.
398
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,875
Don't you wanna get smashed
between something?
399
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,583
-No. Not that.
-What are you talking about?
400
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,291
You don't go to titty bars, a strip club?
401
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,125
-No, I do not. And it--
-Why?
402
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,708
Because it makes me feel
as if I'm… as if I'm cheating.
403
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,708
-It's not cheating.
-Ah, it is.
404
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,666
No, it's harmless flirtation
with a professional body worker.
405
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,208
-No.
-Where do you masturbate?
406
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,750
-I'm sorry?
-Where do you jerk off?
407
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,583
-No. Ah, good to see you.
-She does too.
408
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,250
-You're out of line.
-Tell me on three.
409
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,083
-I'm not telling you anything.
-One, two, three.
410
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,125
-Shower.
-I knew it.
411
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,791
-You didn't say it. You repeated it.
-Yes, I did.
412
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,833
You're relegated
to jerking off in a watery prison
413
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,708
because your family is always home.
414
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:17,833
The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself
in any room in your house,
415
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:19,083
that's why we fight wars.
416
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,125
Okay.
417
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,250
"I bought this house.
I'm gonna jerk off in it!"
418
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,375
-Right? You deserve that!
-Right! Yeah, no, no. No.
419
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,208
-I do deserve it. Yes!
-Yes, you do!
420
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,791
This is gonna be revolutionary, baby.
We're gonna be real friends!
421
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,916
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean,
"We're gonna be"? We are friends, dude.
422
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,250
-We're parent friends.
-I've known you for seven years.
423
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,500
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's Dad."
424
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,625
-What do you mean?
-I didn't know your name for three years.
425
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,583
When we become friends, I'll change it.
426
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:41,833
Okay, water under the bridge,
427
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,958
you're right about everything.
You got me pumped up!
428
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,750
-Let's go!
-I get some me time.
429
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,000
-You time.
-It's about me time!
430
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,458
-Me time!
-Me time!
431
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,916
Mom, Mom, do you think
Grandma and Grandpa have Wi-Fi?
432
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,958
Yes, I'm sure they do, baby.
I'm sure. Just go get your stuff.
433
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,708
-Come on, we're gonna miss our flight.
-Dash, forgot your keys.
434
00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:58,125
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons,
435
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,125
and now we're gonna have to wait
at baggage claim?
436
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,750
Come on, son, now you know
you got to nail this talent show.
437
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:05,375
All I'm asking for is
20 minutes a day. You got that.
438
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:08,791
I bet all the other kids are practicing
during vacation. Here, Maya.
439
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,166
-Wait, what is this?
-Ava's EpiPen.
440
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,000
-Ep-- Oh my G--
Yes.
441
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,250
-Oh God! How could I forget this?
-What are you talking about?
442
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,791
There's one in the backpack.
I just keep a spare one on me.
443
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,541
Okay, I think you were right.
I don't think this is a good idea.
444
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:26,000
Stop it. You're overreacting.
You're breathing all crazy.
445
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,958
Kids, tell your mother
that you gonna be okay
446
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,208
without me for a few days.
447
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:33,833
Well, honestly, I have concerns.
I'm sorry, Mom, but Dad's the glue.
448
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,625
-Goddamn it. No.
-Did you hear what he just--
449
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,000
Dash, get… get… get your stuff.
Help me with the bags.
450
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,000
What are you doing?
451
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,041
Oh, Dad, can you finish
my Lego Death Star, please?
452
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,750
No, I cannot finish the Death Star
453
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,250
'cause this week is about
Daddy taking time for himself.
454
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,416
-It's me time. Gimme the bags.
-Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
455
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,625
-I like this new Sonny.
-What do you mean?
456
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,958
-I don't think I've ever heard you say no.
-Bye, Mommy.
457
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,833
-Baby, I'm coming.
-What do you mean? I say no all the time.
458
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,791
I'm the definition of the law around here.
459
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,291
Murphy's Law, maybe.
460
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,416
Come on, babies, get in the car.
Dash, scooch over. Lock your sister in.
461
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:05,500
-All right. I love you.
-Hey, just have fun this week, okay?
462
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,625
-I am. I'm gonna have a good time.
-Good. Good.
463
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,500
-And you should go to Huck's party.
-No.
464
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,791
-Cut loose like you used to.
-No, I'm not going to Huck Dembo's party.
465
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,375
I told you, our lives have
nothing in common anymore.
466
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,166
I don't wanna talk about me.
I wanna talk about you.
467
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,458
-Yes.
-No work.
468
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,750
No, I'm gonna get
that quality mama time in.
469
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,916
-You know it, I promise.
-Good. All right, I love you.
470
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,916
-Go. All right, bye.
-I'm gonna miss you. Yeah.
471
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,291
-Be safe. I love you guys.
-Bye, Daddy!
472
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,125
-Y'all got your seatbelts on?
-Death Star.
473
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,875
Dash, put your head in the window
before a car take your head off.
474
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,000
-Get in the car. Love you all!
-Bye, honey.
475
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,208
Let's get it, Seal.
476
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,708
Excuse me?
I need some documents notarized.
477
00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:28,208
Let me take a look.
478
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,166
What if we did a notary? Private.
479
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,333
-Hi, Daddy.
-Oh my God! Don't come in here, Ava.
480
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,916
-Oh shit!
-Close your eyes.
481
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,708
Come on. Don't come in here.
482
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:40,708
You have such a big stamp.
483
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:44,125
-Why is Daddy naked?
-Daddy's just… just playing with himself.
484
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,916
I'm sorry. She forgot her fluffy.
485
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
-Let me see.
-Go ahead and finish. We're sorry.
486
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,500
- This is Alan.
-Al Capone!
487
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,541
What's up, man?
What, uh… what time is tee time today?
488
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:58,125
-Oh, Sonny, I forgot.
-Huh?
489
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:01,708
-Something came up. I'm sorry--
-Wait, where you at right now?
490
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,041
-I'm at Legoland, Son.
-Legoland?
491
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:07,541
We were talking about becoming
real friends this week. What happened?
492
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,541
What if you call Combover Stew?
493
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,875
No. There… there's
no world where I'm doing that.
494
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,041
Forget it. I'll be fine.
495
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,083
-I got this.
-You definitely got this!
496
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,500
You can climb that mountain by yourself.
Climb two mountains.
497
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,583
Go to that strip club
and bury your face in a big set of--
498
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,375
Hey, get off the bed!
What did I say, guys?
499
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,500
Fuck you, Dad.
500
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,166
-Hey.
-Hey, reservation?
501
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,125
No, uh, I'm a single.
502
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,958
I got a group going out now.
503
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,125
-Okay, where at?
-Those three over there.
504
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:38,500
Hi.
505
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,416
Come on over.
506
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:45,416
I'm gonna go with the smoked brisket.
That pork sausage? Let's try that.
507
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,791
It says you got the ribs?
508
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:49,125
They in the back.
Yeah, you hiding them ribs.
509
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,541
Gimme two more of those.
510
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,833
Lemme see what it look like
when you close it up?
511
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:55,541
Throw one more on there. Yes!
512
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:58,500
I wanna go in here.
513
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:02,666
I cut a coupon out of LA Weekly.
It says five dollars off entry.
514
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,541
No, I'm not worried.
515
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,000
-You're good.
-Okay.
516
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,875
Why don't we make it a little interesting?
517
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:17,000
Let's go ten strokes a side,
five bucks a hole?
518
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,166
-Yeah.
-If you say so.
519
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,875
Uh-oh.
That's a little short.
520
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,041
-Yeah.
-A little short. I'll take it though.
521
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,791
-Sure. Yes.
-Yeah. Go again--
522
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:33,000
-Good shot, Ginny.
-Jesus Christ!
523
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:36,125
I done had brisket, ribs, pork.
524
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,708
I don't even know what this thing was.
525
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,916
Hopefully, it was an animal.
It may not be.
526
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,958
They could've put human butt in here.
I wouldn't know the difference.
527
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:49,208
Oh my God. You all-- You all right?
528
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,458
Harmless flirtation.
529
00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:06,375
Mr. Fisher, I thought that was you.
530
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:07,875
It's Skyler.
531
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,041
The babysitter?
532
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,583
I got hustled. I know I did.
533
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:15,250
-You gave ten shots a side.
-I know what I gave you.
534
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,416
-Gender profiling.
-Absolutely not.
535
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,958
And ageism and racism.
536
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:19,875
-No!
-Yeah.
537
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:21,708
You good, bro?
538
00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:24,166
Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right.
539
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,708
-Ew! Ew! Oh God!
540
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:29,541
Whoo! I apologize. Hey--
541
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,791
I'm still gonna do a review on Yelp.
542
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,416
Let you guys know it was--
543
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:43,250
Hey.
544
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,416
How was your trip?
545
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,708
Oh, honestly, it was, uh…
It was super easy.
546
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,291
-Really?
-Yeah.
547
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,416
Dash, you know,
he watched Bill Burr's new special
548
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,083
for, like, the 100th time.
549
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:54,833
So what now,
you calling me 'cause the kids
550
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,458
wanted a little FaceTime bedtime story?
551
00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:58,333
Uh, they're actually already asleep.
552
00:24:58,416 --> 00:24:59,708
-Oh.
-Mm-hmm.
553
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,958
Babe, are you in Dash's room?
554
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:06,458
Am I? Yeah, that's right.
I forgot I was. Yep.
555
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:09,750
Come on. Don't tell me that
you're in there working on the Death Star.
556
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:13,000
-You're supposed to be having fun.
-It's just for a second.
557
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:14,750
It relaxes me, Maya.
558
00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:16,375
Okay. Well, I love you.
559
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,708
I love you too.
560
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,791
-Okay, baby. Bye.
-All right. Bye-bye.
561
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,791
Enough of this, please.
562
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:33,083
I'm not gonna do nothing fun.
563
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:34,625
Whatever.
564
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,041
I got it.
565
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,916
Hello, friend.
566
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,500
-Do you know where Huck is?
Hello, how are you?
567
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,875
Oh, wow, look at this boat.
568
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:08,458
Huck can do it, man.
569
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,833
-Sonny, baby!
-Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
570
00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,541
-There he is.
-You made it. You made it.
571
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,750
-Yes, man. Happy birthday.
-Oh! Oh, thank you, brother.
572
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,750
Dude, look at you. You look good.
Hey-- Whoa, come on, man.
573
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,375
You don't have no clothes on.
574
00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:22,791
Dude, I'm stoked for this week.
575
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,208
When I got here, I just felt
compelled to strip and dive in.
576
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,833
The rest of these maniacs?
They were right behind me.
577
00:26:27,916 --> 00:26:29,208
-Oh, okay.
-Hey, guys!
578
00:26:30,041 --> 00:26:32,666
Say hi to my oldest friend
in the world, Sonny Fisher!
579
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:36,416
Hi.
580
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,833
They… they don't have
clothes on either, man.
581
00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,958
-Wanna do a little skinny-dip?
-No.
582
00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:43,250
Come on, we'll go tandem,
like with the wing suits.
583
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,833
No! No, no, no, no. No.
I don't want to do it.
584
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,458
-All right. All right. Cool.
-Yeah. Yeah.
585
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:50,416
Dude, it is so good to see you.
I can't believe how long it's been.
586
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,916
-Man. How-- It's been--
-It's been three years.
587
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,583
-Yeah, it has been long.
-Yeah.
588
00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:56,500
You… you… you want a towel?
You want anything?
589
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:57,750
-No, I'm good.
-Okay.
590
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,500
-I'm so glad you made it.
-All right. Dude, of course.
591
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,375
You know, Maya… Maya's got the kids.
She went to her parents' house.
592
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,041
And I told her, I was like,
"Go, I need a break." Right?
593
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,250
-Daddy needs some solo time.
-Awesome.
594
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:11,583
-"Please, do you." So--
-We're gonna do us.
595
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:13,125
-Hey,
-Like the old days?
596
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:15,416
Don't… don't threaten me
with a good time, man.
597
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,708
-I'm ready. Yeah.
598
00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:18,250
Look at that, there she is.
599
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,416
What's that?
600
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:25,791
Why don't you grab a burrito,
I'm gonna get changed, okay?
601
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,041
That's your… that's your bus?
602
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,291
Yeah. Looks pretty good, huh?
603
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:32,625
Well, uh… What's--
The boat? We're not on a boat?
604
00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:34,166
-What boat?
-Huh.
605
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:36,166
Hello, party people!
606
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,625
"
by Jungle playing]
607
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:41,208
All right, as many of you know,
608
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:46,291
I believe that matching outfits are
one of the keys to any successful soiree.
609
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,416
-Always.
-You like the suit?
610
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,583
-Yes!
-I got suits for everybody.
611
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:53,583
Go find the garment bags.
They're labeled with your names.
612
00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:05,375
-Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
-What's up?
613
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:08,500
Think I'm gonna go ahead
and get a shot of "to-kill-ya."
614
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:11,208
-I don't know what that is.
-Tequila.
615
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:14,958
-But I'm saying "to-kill-ya." Right?
-Tequila.
616
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,708
-Yeah, yeah.
-Now, that I got.
617
00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,625
Hey, man. What's going on, bro?
618
00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:22,250
-I'm Kabir. This is, uh, my partner Trina.
-Hey, how do you know Huck?
619
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,250
Our desks are
right next to each other at WeWork.
620
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,041
All right, that's cool.
621
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:29,041
You don't, uh… you don't work
at the ad agency anymore?
622
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,416
No, I haven't been there
for a couple of years.
623
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,041
They were dinosaurs.
624
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,250
I opened up my own shop.
We focus on brand synergy,
625
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,541
vertical integration, next-level stuff.
626
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,291
You gotta… you gotta do that.
627
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:40,208
Cool.
628
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,666
Eh, Sonny. It's Sonny, no?
629
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,916
Huck told us
that you are a stay-at-home parent.
630
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,166
-Yeah. Yes!
-This is very inspiring to us.
631
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,083
Oh, okay. Yeah.
632
00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:51,583
-Well… well, my wife is an architect.
-She's amazing.
633
00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:54,958
I was doing data entry for Citibank
while I was pursuing a music career,
634
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,166
but after we had our second child,
635
00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,208
I said, "It's probably best
for me to stay at home,
636
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:01,291
take care of the kids
rather than pay for childcare."
637
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,416
-What a real man would do.
-Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.
638
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,500
Hey, what do you play?
639
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,500
Ah, keyboard. They call me Dr. Silk.
640
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:09,875
I'm a singer-songwriter,
and adult contemporary, that's--
641
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,166
-Don't be modest.
-I love it.
642
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,791
-Sonny put out an album. It's fantastic.
643
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:16,291
Wow!
644
00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:18,458
I'm telling you, another level.
645
00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:20,083
Are you on Spotify?
646
00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,958
-No.
-Oh, so you're on SoundCloud?
647
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,875
-No.
-So how would we hear it?
648
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,041
-I guess that's--
-Yeah.
649
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,500
I'm on, uh, CDs.
650
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:29,666
I don't normally do it,
but I'll send you all some.
651
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,833
-I don't have anything to play it on.
-I have a player. I have a player.
652
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:34,583
My dad has something.
653
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:37,708
A toast to my brother, Sonny.
Best friend in the whole world.
654
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,541
Hey, Dash.
655
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,583
Dash, pay attention now.
656
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:50,041
You put your forefinger on the line
then pull to create a slipknot.
657
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,875
-Will you just do it for me?
-Hell, no!
658
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:53,833
Dad!
659
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:57,125
Dash, go practice piano.
You know your father's gonna ask.
660
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,458
But Dad's not here, Mom.
661
00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,458
It doesn't matter.
662
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,791
You know how important
this talent show is to him.
663
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:05,166
-Ow!
-Maya, you're pulling the baby's hair.
664
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:08,250
Everybody is not good
at everything, you know?
665
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,416
-Okay, Mom, give me a chance.
-What?
666
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,958
-Guys, a seaplane just landed by our dock.
-Oh!
667
00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:17,291
A seaplane? Who is it?
668
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,416
Look.
669
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,041
Hey, Maya!
670
00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:23,750
-Hey, Maya, it's me, Armando.
-Oh.
671
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,833
-Armando.
-Hi.
672
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:27,500
What are you doing here?
673
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:30,458
I know, right? Surprise.
674
00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:33,708
Maya kept telling me
how amazing this part of the world was,
675
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,458
so I took a scouting trip…
676
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:36,458
Uh-huh.
677
00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:39,458
…and I found an island
that I'm thinking about buying.
678
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:40,916
-Oh.
-Wait, what?
679
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,708
-Are you serious?
-Yes.
680
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:46,166
The thing is, I really think this is
the project you've been waiting for.
681
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,958
-You can finally start your own firm.
-Wait, what?
682
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:51,458
Could I steal you for this afternoon?
683
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,500
I want your eyes on this property.
684
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:57,833
Well, I… I… I… I promised the kids
that I would take a break from work.
685
00:30:57,916 --> 00:30:58,833
-Of course.
-Yeah.
686
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:02,250
You're right. I don't wanna get in the way
of your family time. I'm sorry.
687
00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:03,166
Unless…
688
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:06,833
I don't know, maybe…
maybe Dash and Ava could come?
689
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,833
Mmm. Hey, Dash?
690
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:11,750
Yes?
691
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,041
You wanna learn
how to fly a seaplane, buddy?
692
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,458
Heck, yeah!
693
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,583
-Oh, there you go.
694
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:26,208
Hey, people, listen up.
695
00:31:26,291 --> 00:31:29,458
I did a lot of thinking
about how to celebrate my 44th,
696
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,458
and because of the great pan-d,
697
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:35,125
we spent too long
without the simple joy of being together.
698
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,625
-Yes.
-So, this week isn't about me.
699
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,583
-It's about us.
-Okay.
700
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,125
-Yes.
-Huh?
701
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:44,291
We're going back to basics, right here,
702
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:47,375
in the unforgiving…
…but majestic…
703
00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:50,583
-Oh. Oh!
-The majestic California desert!
704
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,833
I got… I got first dibs
on the bathroom and the shower.
705
00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:55,583
-Yeah!
706
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:58,458
Welcome to Huckchella.
It's our own Burning Man.
707
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:01,125
I designed it myself. The effigy is me.
708
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:02,541
What the fuck is this?
709
00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,416
-Ready, Geno?
-Yep.
710
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,166
-Three, two--
-All right. Wait!
711
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,791
Sonny. Where's Sonny?
712
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:12,333
Sonny, Sonny, get up
in the front, man. Come on.
713
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:14,375
-I don't need to do it.
-This is the photo.
714
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,458
-I don't have to do it. I don't have to--
-Take him. Get him.
715
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:25,166
One, two, three, yeah!
716
00:32:25,916 --> 00:32:27,375
-You got it?
-Got it.
717
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,375
-Ha! That made the photo. That made the--
-Yeah.
718
00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:34,125
All right, guys, get your stuff,
719
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,750
claim your yurt.
Ladies get first pick, guys.
720
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,000
-Geno, see you in five days. Drive safe.
-Five days.
721
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,791
What do you mean, five days?
Huck, we're in the middle of nowhere.
722
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,958
-We're getting primal this week.
-What does that mean?
723
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:47,041
We're stripping it down.
724
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,291
Promise you, this is gonna be
the best week of your life.
725
00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,666
-I under--
-Claim a sleeping mat.
726
00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:51,666
We're six to a yurt.
727
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,500
-Six to a what?
-I'm so glad you're here.
728
00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,875
-Hey, wait a second.
-This is the best. I'm so happy.
729
00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,750
-Check it out. Do you like my statue?
-Huck, hold on.
730
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,250
Yeah!
731
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,541
No service.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
732
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,500
Nothing. I'm not getting…
not getting anything.
733
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:30,083
It's a jack-pack with a strap.
734
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,875
-Oh shit. That's nice.
-Oh.
735
00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:33,250
It's catching on.
736
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:34,541
Whoa, there he is!
737
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,666
-I love that outfit.
738
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,750
I didn't know
what the vibe would be,
739
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:41,208
so I kind of got more
of a resort dress code going on, man.
740
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:44,375
-But, you know, I'll make it work.
-Oh, you're making it work. You always do.
741
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:47,416
All right, beautiful people,
let's get organized.
742
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,875
I know it's a little early,
but we gotta turn our attention to dinner.
743
00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:55,375
Oh, now we're talking. What're you doing?
You doing how you used to do?
744
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,708
Probably got some steaks,
some American Wagyu coming? What you got?
745
00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:01,750
Nope. We're gonna forage
for our own food. Pull the tarp.
746
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:06,375
Hey, I'm a beekeeper by trade,
but I forage in my downtime.
747
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,666
So, if anybody got any questions,
just hit me up.
748
00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:12,916
Okay, I got the first question, which is,
"Why are you guys messing with me?" Huh?
749
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:16,500
Stop it, man. I saw the YETI coolers.
I know there's food in there, Huck.
750
00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:19,291
Oh, we have some apps,
but the main course is up to us.
751
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:22,208
Grab a machete and a basket,
and let's get our forage on!
752
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,166
-Let's get our forage on.
753
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,041
We gotta hunt for our food?
754
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:28,416
Huck, real quick, uh, excuse me.
755
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,750
-What?
-Gotta go to the bathroom.
756
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:32,833
-Where the porta-potties at?
-Oh, right there.
757
00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:36,041
-That's a bucket.
-They're Luggable Loos. They work great.
758
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,750
-They're luggable what?
-A Luggable Loo.
759
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,541
Dude, you just grab it, pump, dump,
760
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,458
discard it on the side
of the road, whatever.
761
00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:43,375
I gotta get
the sweat lodge fired up, all right?
762
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,083
Good luck out there, all right?
Now watch out for the rattlesnakes.
763
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,125
-What?
-They're edible, but they're dangerous.
764
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:49,416
Watch out for the…
765
00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:57,041
Ridiculous.
766
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,750
That's very mature.
767
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,541
Putting a penis on a Lego. Good, okay.
768
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,041
See what you think now.
769
00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:20,958
Hmm?
770
00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,583
Check out my 'gram, bitches.
771
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:31,375
Okay. Goddamn it. Oh God.
772
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,375
I gotta go.
773
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:48,500
-What the-- Hold on now.
774
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,125
-What is this?
775
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:54,541
Yo, stop.
No, stop. That tickles.
776
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,291
You got some claws on you, huh?
You still cute though.
777
00:35:58,375 --> 00:35:59,375
Cute little--
778
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,166
Whoa, hey. Hey, buddy.
779
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,541
-You're a little scary kitty, huh?
780
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,750
Look at you.
781
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:14,500
Oh my God.
782
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:17,958
Whoa. Oh.
783
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,583
Here you go. This what you want?
Is this what you want?
784
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,208
I'll set it down.
I'll set… I'll set it down
785
00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:29,125
-Fuck this!
786
00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:30,625
-Help!
787
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:35,333
-Help! Help! Lion!
788
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:38,000
-Salad fork, regular fork.
-It's a lot of plates.
789
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,291
-Knife facing in.
-Help!
790
00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,291
-Okay.
-It's a lion!
791
00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,750
What's going on?
792
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,625
Hey, I got a lion on my ass!
793
00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:48,125
These shoes ain't shit. Shit!
794
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,833
-Is that Sonny up there?
-Help! Huck!
795
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,208
He gonna eat me!
I got a lion trying to eat me!
796
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,791
-He's getting chased by a mountain lion.
797
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:58,000
I'm scared! I'm scared!
798
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,416
-Sonny, show him another gear.
-Run, Sonny!
799
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,000
-Get out of there!
-Hey! Shit! I got a lion on my ass!
800
00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:05,583
-Help! Help!
801
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:09,000
He on my ass! Get away from me!
802
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:13,291
-Oh my God. Oh!
803
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:16,375
-Oh my God! Oh my God!
804
00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:23,083
-No, Sonny!
-Sonny!
805
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:24,916
Oh, oh God. Oh my God.
806
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,416
-What are you looking at?
807
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,208
Come on, bitch.
808
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,791
-Got it.
809
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:49,791
-To the jugular!
810
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,791
Get off of me!
Get your hungry ass off of me!
811
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,666
Get off of me!
812
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,458
You hungry…
813
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,041
You thought I was a black rabbit?
814
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:09,208
Dude, that was sick.
You went primal, man.
815
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,250
Yes, I did.
816
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,041
Yes, I did.
817
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:20,250
You know what? She might be the big cat,
but I'm looking at the Big Dog.
818
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,833
-This is the Big Dog. You are the Big Dog.
-Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
819
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:26,416
You hear that?
820
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:32,333
I'm the Big Dog!
821
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:35,416
-Oh my God.
822
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,583
I'm the Big Dog!
823
00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,000
-Sonny, calm down.
-Huh?
824
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,958
You got… you got
a little blood on your back.
825
00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:42,000
What do you mean? Did she clip me?
826
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:44,208
-She clipped me a little bit?
827
00:38:44,291 --> 00:38:45,375
Damn.
828
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,125
I got a little bit of Neosporin.
829
00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:49,166
-Just put this on there.
-Oh, no.
830
00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,541
I don't know if it's gonna do it.
831
00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,375
-Take a picture. Lemme look at it.
-You sure?
832
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:55,583
Yeah. I gotta see it, 'cause Neosporin,
you normally put a little bit on top.
833
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,416
That hardens it up.
Goes away the next day.
834
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,750
-Take a look at this.
-Yeah, let me see it. What--
835
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:07,583
-Oh, she tried to take my spine out.
-You gotta breathe. You gotta breathe.
836
00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,791
This was a… this was a planned attack.
837
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,416
Sonny. He's not okay!
838
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,125
-Guys! Calm down.
-Sonny?
839
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:15,666
We're gonna get him to the campsite.
840
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,833
-Yeah. We got you, Sonny.
-We're gonna bandage it up, okay?
841
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:21,666
-Just breathe. Oh, he's out.
-Okay.
842
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:22,750
-Oh my God!
843
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,041
The raw bar has arrived.
844
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:51,166
Shot of "to-kill-ya," Big Dog?
845
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,250
Let's go!
846
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:07,958
-To the Big Dog!
847
00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:28,208
One, two, three, and slide.
848
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:30,000
Great. Okay, it's your turn.
849
00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,416
No, it's my turn.
850
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,041
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, wait, it's your dad. Hi!
851
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:36,958
Hey. I wanted to call you guys,
852
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:39,333
check on you,
see how things were going, honey.
853
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:42,041
Actually, it's been great.
We had such a fun day. How about you?
854
00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:43,625
-I'm good.
-It's Sonny.
855
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,291
Good is an understatement,
'cause I ended up coming to Huck's party.
856
00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:49,250
That is fantastic, babe. I'm glad.
857
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,375
We're in the desert, getting primal.
858
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:52,291
-Oh?
859
00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:55,208
I even got myself a nickname out here.
They call me the Big Dog.
860
00:40:55,291 --> 00:40:57,916
-Well, I know what that means.
-Big Dog!
861
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,958
And it's sticking.
862
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:01,625
-Baby, I'm--
-Dad!
863
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:04,875
-You been practicing for the show?
No, better.
864
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,833
We took a seaplane ride!
865
00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:09,041
-It was so fun!
-Okay. Okay--
866
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,583
Mom's friend Armando
flew us to his private island.
867
00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:14,791
Back up a little bit.
Sounded like you said, "Armando."
868
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:18,000
Do me a favor, put your mother
on the phone. Let me talk to your mom.
869
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,250
-Hi, honey.
-Hey.
870
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,750
You didn't say nothing to me
about Armando coming out there.
871
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,958
Baby, I didn't know he was coming up here.
How would I know? He just showed up.
872
00:41:25,041 --> 00:41:28,708
He wanted my opinion on this island
that he's thinking of buying.
873
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:31,541
And Mom's gonna design
a tortoise sanctuary for him.
874
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,708
What are you talking about?
What does that mean?
875
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,583
Well, I was gonna call you
about it after I put the kids to bed.
876
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:38,583
He just suggested that I leave my job
877
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:43,750
and… and open my own firm,
you know, uh, with him as my first client.
878
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,166
Oh! Oh, there you go.
879
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:46,833
Last suggestion I remember
880
00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:49,333
was you telling me that you
wanted to spend time with the kids.
881
00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:51,375
Now I find out that you're island hopping
882
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:52,875
-with old Don Dental…
-Please.
883
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,833
-Be nice.
-…going all over the place--
884
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:57,250
-Sonny, it's Gil.
Oh shit.
885
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:59,541
-You have to understand something.
-Here we go.
886
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,125
Maya is the breadwinner,
887
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,291
and your job
is to hold down the home front.
888
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:06,250
Now, I love you, buddy,
but you got to stay in your lane.
889
00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:09,416
You know what, Gil? I doubt
that I'm gonna take relationship advice,
890
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,125
or any type of advice
for that matter, from a cheater.
891
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:13,916
-What?
- That's right. From a cheater!
892
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,500
-What?
-Who did Grandpa cheat with?
893
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,625
I have never cheated in my life!
894
00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,458
Want me to take you
back to last summer, huh?
895
00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:20,875
Orcas Island Golf Course?
896
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,291
You gave yourself
every putt within six feet.
897
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:26,291
-He's talking about golf. So dumb.
-Newsflash, those are not gimmes!
898
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:27,583
They're not gimmes, Pops!
899
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:32,083
It's not my fault you don't have the balls
to tell me to putt out, you pussy.
900
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:34,291
-Oh, I don't have the balls?
-Okay, Maya--
901
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:36,875
-Okay.
-Let me tell you something about my balls!
902
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:40,291
Let me tell you something
about my big black balls.
903
00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:43,166
-I'm out. Take the phone, girl.
-I fought off a mountain lion!
904
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:46,166
You're not done 'cause I'm not done,
so pick up the phone. Gil?
905
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:50,875
-We're gonna tell you good night, honey.
-Maya, give Gil back the phone!
906
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,000
You don't have no balls.
907
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,250
Hey, Sonny.
908
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,166
Where you been, buddy?
909
00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:09,208
I was up there on the phone with Maya.
910
00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,958
-I had to go find reception.
-Really?
911
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,666
I call to check on her.
912
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,916
I'm thinking she's with the kids,
spending quality time.
913
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,250
She's with her parents,
what she was supposed to be doing.
914
00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,916
I find out her client Armando's there.
915
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,708
I find that out 'cause Dash told me.
916
00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:22,916
And her dad called me a pussy.
917
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,041
-Whoa. None of that right now.
-I never-- I'm not a pussy. I'm--
918
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,000
Just calm down.
919
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:28,875
-Yeah, I--
-Take a breath. Recenter.
920
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,416
-Yeah.
-You're not with Maya.
921
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,041
-You're not with the kids.
-Yeah.
922
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:35,041
-You're here in the desert with me.
-Yeah.
923
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,666
There you go. Recenter.
924
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:41,416
Oh, hell, yes.
925
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,208
Sonny, you're gonna lose your mind
926
00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:45,416
when you see the surprise guest
I pulled out of a hat.
927
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:48,041
-You got a surprise guest?
-I got a surprise guest.
928
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,875
For you. They're a little early,
but you're gonna love it.
929
00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:52,875
-Who is it? Tell me.
-You're gonna love it.
930
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:56,666
Ay-yi-yi.
931
00:43:56,750 --> 00:44:00,000
Huck, my man. I texted you.
You've been ghosting me.
932
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:03,541
No! No, I've just been slammed
planning this party. It's my 44th.
933
00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:06,958
Not to burst your bubble,
but that's not a milestone of any kind.
934
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,666
And if it wasn't for your friend here
posting you on the 'gram,
935
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,750
I would've never found out
where you were hiding.
936
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,333
I would not hide from you.
937
00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:16,208
Wait a minute, am I missing something?
Is this the surprise?
938
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:17,875
Allow me to do the intros.
939
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:20,291
Stan Berman,
alternative revenue specialist.
940
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:23,666
-And this is my colleague, Dorit.
-Shalom.
941
00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:26,833
Shalom back at you. I'm, uh, Sonny Fisher.
942
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,416
So, Huck, when I saw
you were throwing this elaborate shindig
943
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,291
even though you still owe me $47,000,
944
00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,791
I thought Dorit and I
will have to come pay you a visit.
945
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:38,416
No, I-- Look, I've been having
some liquidity issues.
946
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,833
Stan offered to spot me.
947
00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:40,791
-It's all good.
-Okay.
948
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,541
I didn't spot you, Huck.
949
00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:46,125
I loaned you the money,
and you refused to pay me back.
950
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:50,208
So now, Dorit's gonna have to inflict
some bodily harm.
951
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:54,083
Stan. Stan. Stan the Man.
Hey, I thought we were friends.
952
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:57,833
We are, but Huck, I was very clear
about my fee structure.
953
00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:01,333
It's a misunderstanding.
I did not know this was so time-sensitive.
954
00:45:01,416 --> 00:45:03,750
Give me a day.
I'll move some funds around.
955
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:04,750
I'll pay you back.
956
00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:06,041
Oy vey.
957
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:07,875
A day?
-Yeah.
958
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
All right, fine.
959
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,583
-Oh my God.
-Yes, thank you!
960
00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:13,708
-He's so reasonable.
-I didn't know what was going on.
961
00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:15,750
-I'm panicking right now.
-Don't sever anything.
962
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,666
Just break a finger,
then we gotta hit the road.
963
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,541
Wait, what are you talking about?
We had a deal. You gave me a day.
964
00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:22,708
You just said that it was okay.
We heard you say that.
965
00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:25,833
But, Huck, would you really feel
the pressure to pay me back
966
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,583
without some physical violence?
967
00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:29,750
-I wouldn't with the same immediacy.
-That's my point.
968
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,625
You guys are in good hands.
Don't worry, Dorit's incredibly precise.
969
00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:34,666
Fingers on the wood, please.
970
00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,250
Huck, wait… wait a minute.
971
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,083
-Don't put your hand there.
-She said I have--
972
00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,750
-Here we--
-Hey, listen, D… Do… What… what is it?
973
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:44,500
It's Dorit. Like "Dorito" without the "o."
Come on, man, pull it together.
974
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:46,958
Hey! Don't! Wait! He's gonna say
something important, I think.
975
00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:48,916
-Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
-What?
976
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,958
I can't let this happen
because I feel responsible.
977
00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:54,875
No, Sonny, this is not your fault.
I'm not letting you take responsibility.
978
00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,875
You're the responsible party?
979
00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,333
Yes, my picture is what brought you here.
980
00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:02,458
-Okay.
-Yes!
981
00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:04,416
-Dorit. Oh, I love you! Thank you.
-Thank you.
982
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,916
You're so sweet.
I told you she was really nice.
983
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,666
Way more understanding than him.
984
00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:12,625
Oh my God!
985
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,250
-Whoa! Why is the little one screaming?
986
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,000
He said he was responsible.
987
00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,750
I said I was responsible
for bringing you here, Diggit.
988
00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:20,916
Dorit! Dorit!
989
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,541
"Dorit." I don't give a shit!
990
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:23,458
Damn!
991
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,875
Dorit, you have to run these things by me.
992
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,333
He said responsible!
993
00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:30,583
Oh my God. That is disgusting.
It looks like a hot Cheeto.
994
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:35,416
I am so sorry, Sonny, but look,
we got a finger, right? We're good.
995
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,125
Dorit, would you please
go burn down the campsite?
996
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:40,208
-Or do you want me to supervise that too?
-What?
997
00:46:40,291 --> 00:46:42,833
You said you got your finger.
Why you gonna burn down the campsite?
998
00:46:42,916 --> 00:46:45,416
Huck, you built
a massive effigy of yourself
999
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:46,916
while you're deeply indebted to me.
1000
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,083
How do you think
that reflects on my business?
1001
00:46:49,791 --> 00:46:51,041
The party's over buddy, okay?
1002
00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:53,000
Just get your stuff together
and pay me back.
1003
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:55,250
-Oh my God, Huck.
-She's not really gonna do that.
1004
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:56,708
I'm sorry again, Sonny.
1005
00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:59,916
I promise you, Dorit's a delight
when you get to know her.
1006
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,416
We're trying to party!
1007
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,791
-Oh!
-Ooh.
1008
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:05,833
-Party's over! Go home!
-No, not the effigy!
1009
00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,791
We weren't gonna burn that till Thursday!
1010
00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:13,625
Everybody stay calm… but run!
1011
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,000
Don't worry. Hey! Hey!
1012
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,791
Now you owe me $47,000 and an iPhone.
1013
00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:20,625
What?
1014
00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:22,791
Hey, guys.
1015
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:24,916
I'm so sorry.
1016
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,791
This is a bit of a misunderstanding.
Actually, it's a bookkeeping issue really.
1017
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:31,625
Clearly, this is not
how I wanted the week to end.
1018
00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:34,375
Geno will get you safely back to LA.
1019
00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,291
Next time.
1020
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:37,041
-We had fun.
-Thank you.
1021
00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:39,166
-It's nothing.
-We'll party next weekend.
1022
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:41,833
You said Geno
will get you safely back to LA.
1023
00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:44,125
-You're not coming?
-All right.
1024
00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,750
No, I should see
if there's anything salvageable.
1025
00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,083
I'll just call an Uber.
1026
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,125
Party was still fire, brother.
1027
00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,250
Not the best time to use the word "fire."
1028
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:55,791
-I just meant like--
-I understand the sentiment.
1029
00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:57,875
Bye, Huck!
1030
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,166
If you want, man, I don't…
I don't mind sticking around
1031
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,833
and… and helping you
look through all this stuff.
1032
00:48:03,916 --> 00:48:06,833
No, no, Sonny, you've done enough.
I feel horrible about your finger.
1033
00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:08,916
Come on. You tell me…
you tell me where to go.
1034
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:11,000
We could start-- You wanna start here?
1035
00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:13,833
You wanna start with the stuff
that's not still on fire, maybe?
1036
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,208
Maybe still smoking?
1037
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,250
Bye, guys!
1038
00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:20,625
Oh my God.
1039
00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:24,333
My YETIs melted.
That's 2,500 I'll never get back.
1040
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:26,875
You spent 2,500 on coolers, Huck?
1041
00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,125
Why would you spend that
on coolers when you're in the hole?
1042
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:31,916
I don't know what's wrong with me.
1043
00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:34,708
It's much bigger than YETIs,
I can tell you that.
1044
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:37,500
The truth is,
I didn't leave the ad agency, Sonny.
1045
00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:38,416
I got fired.
1046
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,833
-You got what?
-I got fired.
1047
00:48:40,916 --> 00:48:42,125
I take a client out to dinner,
1048
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:45,166
somehow, we'd end up
on a bender in San Miguel de Allende.
1049
00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,833
HR caught on and was like,
"Ah, no. Hello!"
1050
00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:50,416
They don't wanna pay $17,000 for a dinner.
1051
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:55,250
I tried to start my own firm,
but I couldn't even get past QuickBooks.
1052
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,666
I spiraled.
These parties got out of control.
1053
00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:59,958
It was an attempt
to stave off my loneliness.
1054
00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:01,958
If you needed help,
why didn't you just call me?
1055
00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:04,458
I did. I called. I texted you.
1056
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,291
Every time I hit you up,
you just blew me off.
1057
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:10,041
And I get it, all right? I took the hint.
You're onto this beautiful new chapter.
1058
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:13,125
There was no time for me
getting in the way. I understand.
1059
00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,791
No, no, Huck.
1060
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:17,500
You would call me
at eleven o'clock at night to go out.
1061
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,000
I'm in bed by nine.
1062
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:20,666
And not to mention, if I do go out,
1063
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:23,666
what am I gonna talk about
with a… a… a beekeeper?
1064
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:26,333
That's not my world.
I build Legos, I wipe ass.
1065
00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:28,041
Sonny, you're crushing it.
1066
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:31,083
You support a brilliant woman.
You raised two amazing kids.
1067
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,250
Anyone would kill for your life.
1068
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:35,833
You wouldn't.
1069
00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,416
Are you kidding me?
1070
00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:38,958
That's my dream.
1071
00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:41,833
I'm just on more of a Clooney plan.
1072
00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,583
What does that… what does that mean?
1073
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:47,041
George Timothy Clooney?
The world's most eligible bachelor?
1074
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:49,291
The guy rode singledom into his 50s.
1075
00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:51,208
Then he married Amal, had the twins,
1076
00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:53,500
became a family man
without ever missing a beat.
1077
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,500
-The Clooney plan.
-No, I get it. I understand.
1078
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:59,041
Look, I'm sorry that I blew you off, man.
1079
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:02,500
I am. And I… and I hate
that it took this long to talk.
1080
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:03,833
Right?
1081
00:50:03,916 --> 00:50:05,458
It's okay. We're talking now.
1082
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,250
You're my best friend.
1083
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,166
Water under the bridge.
1084
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,125
Yeah.
1085
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,791
Water under the bridge. You're right.
1086
00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:15,833
I'm sorry, man.
1087
00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:17,625
-Oh my God.
-What?
1088
00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:19,916
The raw bar, untouched.
1089
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,250
Sonny, this is a sign.
1090
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:23,833
-Things are looking up.
-What do you--
1091
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,500
Let's bag these up and get out of here.
1092
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:27,583
No way I'm leaving
four grand of shellfish behind.
1093
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:29,375
You spent four grand on shellfish?
1094
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:33,166
Oh my God. It stinks in here.
1095
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:36,083
I never would've picked you guys up
if I knew y'all were moving mollusks.
1096
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,791
I'm so sorry, Thelma, but it was like
God himself told me to take these oysters.
1097
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,958
-You gotta be kidding me.
-What?
1098
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:44,833
Topanga, the next exit coming up.
1099
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:46,208
It's Armando's.
1100
00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:49,250
That's where
the old Toothbrush King himself lives.
1101
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,500
-It's this chess match that he and I got.
-Of course.
1102
00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:54,500
-I make a move, he--
-I gotta get eyes on this guy.
1103
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,166
-On Armando?
-Let me see him.
1104
00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:58,500
All right.
1105
00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:03,458
-Oh my God. Dude, he's stunning.
-Pass the phone. Let me see.
1106
00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:05,708
-I don't think-- Huck!
1107
00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:07,791
-I want a woman's perspective.
-Oh my God.
1108
00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:09,791
-Would you hit that?
-Yeah, twice on Sunday.
1109
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:12,750
Okay, that's enough.
Please. Give me my pho--
1110
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:16,875
-Did you just like the picture?
-Gorgeous.
1111
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:20,875
-Sonny, these moguls, they're predators.
-What?
1112
00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:23,125
He's going after your family.
You gotta go after his.
1113
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,583
-Well--
-Does he have a wife? A girlfriend?
1114
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:26,750
I'd be down. I mean, what?
1115
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,875
I'd hate to be a home-wrecker,
but I'll do it for you.
1116
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:30,875
-Okay.
-You give me a week, I'll seduce her.
1117
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:33,833
You know what?
1118
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:36,500
He does.
1119
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:39,916
-Hey, get off at this exit.
-Right here?
1120
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,208
Right here. Get off.
1121
00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:44,291
-Hey! Ever hear of a blinker. Huh?
1122
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,666
Bro, I've done
a lot of stupid stuff in my time,
1123
00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:51,375
but there's no way I'm fucking a tortoise.
1124
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:55,666
-You just said you'd fuck a tortoise?
-No, I'm not asking you to do that, Huck.
1125
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:58,083
The guy refers to these things
as his family.
1126
00:51:58,166 --> 00:52:01,583
Right? So what I'm thinking,
I'm thinking we grab it, set it free.
1127
00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:03,666
Let it outside the gate, right?
1128
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,458
By the time Armando
gets back from San Juan,
1129
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:06,666
this thing could be anywhere.
1130
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,333
-Yeah, he's gonna be devastated.
-He's gonna be pissed off.
1131
00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:12,250
These tortoises are a lot heavier
than what you think they are.
1132
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:14,458
-We have one.
-When did you get a tortoise?
1133
00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:16,958
Well, basically the kids' preschool,
1134
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:19,000
they made us take one
for the summer, right?
1135
00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:21,416
Kids fell in love with it.
I don't even understand how.
1136
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,750
They're so emotionless.
1137
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,375
It's, like, not a good pet at all.
They don't respond.
1138
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:27,000
They don't really do anything.
1139
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,583
There you go.
The world is yours. Go, buddy.
1140
00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:32,000
-Yeah, he's getting some momentum now.
-Yeah, he is.
1141
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,333
-This is so stupid.
-Go. Hee-yah!
1142
00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:40,458
I gotta be honest,
I'm having second thoughts.
1143
00:52:40,541 --> 00:52:43,583
I just had a visual
of this guy crossing the 405, and he…
1144
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:44,750
he don't stand a chance.
1145
00:52:44,833 --> 00:52:46,083
-Oh, thank God.
-Yeah.
1146
00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,583
God, I was feeling the same thing,
1147
00:52:47,666 --> 00:52:49,541
but you were on a roll,
so I kept my mouth shut.
1148
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:54,041
I like the feeling of knowing
that we could have did this to Armando.
1149
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:56,000
-Wait, wait, wait, put him down.
-What?
1150
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,750
-Hold on a second here.
-What?
1151
00:52:57,833 --> 00:53:00,833
What? I'm talking
to the Big Dog right now.
1152
00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:04,250
If we can't tear apart his family,
we may as well mess with his house, right?
1153
00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:05,791
Huck, wait, hold on--
1154
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:07,958
-Are you the Big Dog?
-Yeah, I'm the Big Dog.
1155
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:10,416
-C'mon, don't be a little bitch.
-I'm not a bitch.
1156
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,166
-Let her hear the Big Dog.
-I'm the Big Dog!
1157
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,000
Is that the Big Dog?
1158
00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:19,833
Oh, yeah. He's ready.
1159
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:26,541
-Not gonna need that.
-What you gonna do without salt? Dump it.
1160
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,750
-This is good stuff.
-Dump it.
1161
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:32,041
You can't dump this one. You gotta grind--
This is gonna take forever.
1162
00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,041
Oh my God, I'll turn
this heat all the way up.
1163
00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,625
-Nuke it. No, nuke it all.
-Ruin all his wine.
1164
00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:38,583
Delete 'em.
1165
00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:41,416
Storage Wars, Naked and Afraid,
Frasier, Two and a Half-- Blue Bloods.
1166
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,958
Does this guy live with his parents?
1167
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:46,875
-Does he use this?
-Is that going down there?
1168
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:48,916
You wanna flip my balls, bitch?
1169
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,666
How's that sauce taste, Armando?
1170
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,541
-Oh my God.
-I bet it tastes like Black ass.
1171
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:56,666
Bye-bye.
1172
00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:59,041
-You ready to take it to another level?
-Yeah.
1173
00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:00,750
Leave an upper-decker in the bathroom.
1174
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,083
-Hell, yeah.
-Yeah.
1175
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:04,458
What is that?
1176
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,250
Drop one in the tank.
1177
00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:07,625
A deuce!
1178
00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:09,041
-Okay.
-A hot one, a steamer.
1179
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,125
Yeah. I gotta muster it up,
but I'll do it.
1180
00:54:14,791 --> 00:54:16,416
Why don't you shit his bed instead?
1181
00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:19,541
It's a great pivot.
You've always been an idea man, Huck.
1182
00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,375
I'm gonna do it.
1183
00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:34,166
I'm gonna take
all your left shoes, Armando.
1184
00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:41,500
-Big Dog, did you drop it like it's hot?
-Hell, yeah, I did.
1185
00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:44,083
That's it?
It's like a hotel pillow mint.
1186
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,791
Yeah. Well, I mean, I had already went
to the bathroom in the desert.
1187
00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:50,041
I didn't have much left to work with,
but I pushed that out.
1188
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,916
No! Whoa, whoa!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
1189
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,250
We're not doing this.
1190
00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:03,000
We're doing harmless stuff
that's still got some bad intent to it.
1191
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:03,958
Not this.
1192
00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:06,083
-Well, don't you want to get back--
-No.
1193
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:09,291
-Get into it? I'm doing this for you.
-No. Whoa-- You're not.
1194
00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:12,000
So, don't break another plate.
Go wait in the car, please.
1195
00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:13,791
-Okay.
1196
00:55:14,291 --> 00:55:16,375
-I love the enthusiasm.
-Thank you.
1197
00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:22,708
Whoo!
1198
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,416
How you gonna pay Stan Berman back, man?
1199
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,833
I'm gonna flee the country.
1200
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:30,125
-What?
-Look, Stan's a bad dude.
1201
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,833
He's called The Butcher of Beverly Hills.
I heard he dumps bodies at the marina.
1202
00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:36,666
-Huck, that's insane.
1203
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,791
A buddy moved to Buenos Aires
to chase the tango.
1204
00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:40,208
He gets by for next to nothing.
1205
00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:42,125
I'll head down there,
lay low for a minute,
1206
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,666
funnel Stan some cash. It'll be fine.
1207
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,833
You're talking about leaving?
That's crazy.
1208
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:48,416
I feel like Butch and Sundance
just got back together.
1209
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,041
We had one last day together.
It was the greatest day of my life.
1210
00:55:51,125 --> 00:55:53,666
The day doesn't have to be over.
We can keep the party going.
1211
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:57,541
Sonny, it's over. I'm couch surfing.
There's no place to move the party to.
1212
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:00,583
Okay, what if there was a place?
1213
00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:02,541
-No.
-No. Call Geno.
1214
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,416
Tell Geno to take the bus to Sherman Oaks
'cause we're moving the party to my house.
1215
00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:11,000
All right, Huck-mobile's en route,
and I sent Kabir your house rules.
1216
00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:12,416
-He's all good.
-This is so--
1217
00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:16,416
Oh my God.
If this is a flat, you're paying.
1218
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,166
It's fine. I got… I got AAA.
1219
00:56:19,666 --> 00:56:22,208
Dude, when I tell you
this party's gonna be epic…
1220
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,625
-Yeah.
-…it's gonna be epic.
1221
00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:26,166
We're gonna send you out
with a bang, Huck. Watch.
1222
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,416
-With a big bang.
1223
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,125
-What the heck are you banging?
-Get out of the car right now!
1224
00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:32,583
You're gonna wanna see this.
1225
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:36,041
-We said we'll pay. What is your problem?
-Look… look down!
1226
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:39,250
-Oh my God. Is it dead?
-I don't know.
1227
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:41,166
This is so bad.
It could've been 100 years old!
1228
00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:44,000
-Oh my God!
-Isn't that, like, bad karma?
1229
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,000
-It blinked. It blinked!
-What?
1230
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,583
-You saw it blink?
-It's blinking now.
1231
00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:48,583
Oh, hi.
1232
00:56:48,666 --> 00:56:51,541
Listen, if it's blinking, that means
we got time to do the right thing.
1233
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:54,875
All we gotta do is get it in the car,
get it to the animal hospital. That's it
1234
00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:59,791
No, we are not putting
that mangled beast in my new Nissan.
1235
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:01,000
Thelma, be reasonable.
1236
00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:04,458
Can one injured turtle smell any worse
than 200 Littlenecks in your trunk?
1237
00:57:04,541 --> 00:57:07,666
Why are we not focusing on the problem?
Right now, it's not about you.
1238
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:08,875
Why are you in my face?
1239
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,958
-Hey! Hey!
-You just shoved the Big Dog?
1240
00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:13,875
-What Big Dog, you little chihuahua?
-He's a bigger dog than you.
1241
00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,208
Woof, woof, bitch. That's how you bark!
1242
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:18,583
-We don't have the time. Come on.
-Load it up!
1243
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:19,833
Get the turtle!
1244
00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:21,458
Make yourself-- Get your ass in the car!
1245
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:23,416
-Make yourself useful.
-Don't tell me what to do!
1246
00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:25,250
God.
1247
00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:27,000
-Let's go!
1248
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,708
Oh my God. Be careful!
1249
00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:31,791
-Shut up! You don't think we know?
-Obviously you don't.
1250
00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:33,583
Okay, what does it say to do?
1251
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:34,583
Cover the mouth.
1252
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:38,583
Blow through the nose as hard as you can.
Wrap your lips around it.
1253
00:57:38,666 --> 00:57:39,666
Look at the picture!
1254
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:41,708
He's fighting it.
He's not letting it go down.
1255
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:45,166
I got it. I got it.
1256
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:47,125
-Yes. Yes!
1257
00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,708
-More mouth.
1258
00:57:48,791 --> 00:57:50,791
I got turtle boogie.
I didn't know they had boogies.
1259
00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:51,791
Oh my God.
1260
00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:52,875
I got something in there.
1261
00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:54,750
-That is disgusting.
-Wake up!
1262
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:57,333
Don't flick him! You have to gently grasp.
1263
00:57:58,416 --> 00:58:00,708
Cover his mouth and blow
1264
00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:03,208
slow, steady breaths into his nostril.
1265
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,666
-We're here, fools.
-Wait. Wait. What?
1266
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,000
-Stop! Stop! I said don't. I said do not.
-Got it.
1267
00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,333
Come on. Car, car, car.
1268
00:58:12,416 --> 00:58:15,625
-Slow down! We got an injured turtle here.
1269
00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,916
-Hey, you got it?
-I got it.
1270
00:58:21,958 --> 00:58:25,041
Let's go, you idiots!
1271
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,750
Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait.
1272
00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:30,166
-Wait, wait, wait
-What?
1273
00:58:30,916 --> 00:58:33,583
Goddamn it. Did you do this?
1274
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,916
-No.
-Who did it?
1275
00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:39,416
Armando Zavala! Go!
1276
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,375
Get him inside
before he dies, stupid.
1277
00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:42,541
Get it inside!
1278
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:45,416
Watch this. You think
Armando's gonna miss all his left shoes?
1279
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,125
That's so genius, Huck.
1280
00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:51,791
You got to strike while the iron's hot.
Now, you got your little nest egg.
1281
00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:55,500
-You got your first client.
-Yes, but I need to talk to Sonny first.
1282
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,250
He'll figure it out, now.
I don't see any issues.
1283
00:58:58,333 --> 00:59:00,875
-Oh, well, except the big issue.
-Which is?
1284
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,000
Well, I barely see Dash and Ava as it is.
1285
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:07,291
If I start my own firm,
I'm never gonna be home.
1286
00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:10,500
If you want to be away from the kids
more than you already are,
1287
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:12,750
I think you know the answer.
1288
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:15,458
Here we go.
Thank you, Mom, for yet another reminder…
1289
00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:17,750
-No, I--
-…of what a neglectful mother I am.
1290
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:21,375
Honey, I'm jealous.
1291
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,500
I am jealous of you
1292
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:26,500
because you have a partner
who helps you live your dreams.
1293
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
What is that supposed to mean, baby?
1294
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:32,500
-You never helped me with these kids.
-You oughta stop.
1295
00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:36,250
I have a half-written erotic novel
that I never finished.
1296
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:37,708
An erotic novel?
1297
00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:40,875
-It's very sexual.
-How is that my fault?
1298
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:46,208
Do you know how hard it is to write about
a man grabbing a woman by the titties…
1299
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:49,083
-Oh God, Mom!
-…knee-deep in dirty diapers?
1300
00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:53,541
Guys, this conversation has taken
a really uncomfortable and crazy turn,
1301
00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:56,875
but Mom, I do think I understand
where you're coming from.
1302
00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:57,833
Oh, thank you.
1303
00:59:57,916 --> 01:00:01,166
You know, the truth is,
if… if I were a dad making this decision,
1304
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,708
-this wouldn't even be a conversation.
-Mm-hmm.
1305
01:00:03,791 --> 01:00:07,583
And Sonny and I, what we do,
we make a great team.
1306
01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:08,833
I give you that.
1307
01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:10,083
I can do this.
1308
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:11,166
Yes, you can.
1309
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:14,000
Look, it's Armando.
1310
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:18,708
Armando, your ears must have been ringing.
I literally just said your name.
1311
01:00:18,791 --> 01:00:21,208
-Armando?
1312
01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:22,708
Sonny ran over Ole Snappy.
1313
01:00:22,791 --> 01:00:25,208
-Wait, wait! Sonny did what?
-What'd Sonny do?
1314
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:28,666
-Sonny just ran over Ole Snappy.
-Who the hell is Ole Snappy?
1315
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:32,541
I don't know. Who's Ole Snappy?
-It's Armando's oldest tortoise.
1316
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:35,375
Are they gonna put him in jail for this?
Can you see him now?
1317
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:37,666
-He'd never be able to get a job.
-Turtle killer.
1318
01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:38,583
Mmm.
1319
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:53,666
-Hey, Thelma, we're a no-shoe household.
-That's so dumb.
1320
01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,708
Huck, who are all these people?
1321
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:01,416
Oh, dude, I put
the bat call out on Instagram.
1322
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:04,166
Seems like you have a nice little turnout.
You get settled, all right?
1323
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,333
-Wait, wait
-Put these bad boys on ice. We'll be good.
1324
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:09,416
-I thought it was just--
-Hey, the Big Dog is in the house!
1325
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,708
-Hey, what's up, man?
-What's popping, bro?
1326
01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,583
Hey, I got Huck's texts,
cordoned off all your kids' rooms
1327
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:17,041
and made a sign
telling everybody to remove they shoes.
1328
01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:17,958
Yeah.
1329
01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:22,166
But look, your TV
was paused on some '90s porn.
1330
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:23,708
I watched a little bit of it,
1331
01:01:23,791 --> 01:01:25,916
but it was so nice
that it had an actual plot.
1332
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,166
-Okay.
-Sonny!
1333
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,958
-Hey.
-Alan?
1334
01:01:30,041 --> 01:01:31,916
-Alan, what are you doing here, man?
1335
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,791
I followed
your boy Huck on Instagram.
1336
01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:36,166
I saw the party moved to your place,
so I had to get here.
1337
01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:39,291
-The magnetic pull was far too strong.
-You drove from Legoland?
1338
01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,125
Rita's a deep sleeper.
She'll never know I'm gone.
1339
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:43,833
The kids'll be up in the morning,
but I'll be back by then. I hope.
1340
01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:46,958
I'm just gonna ask, is that cocaine, man?
1341
01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:49,208
What do you think this is,
Grand Theft Auto?
1342
01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:50,875
No, this is my son's ADHD medication.
1343
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,250
How much of that have you done?
1344
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:55,500
A pretty good amount if I'm being honest.
I've done this before. Not my first time.
1345
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,833
-This is my first time.
-Okay.
1346
01:01:57,916 --> 01:01:59,375
-What you gonna do?
1347
01:01:59,458 --> 01:02:01,875
I've been lying to myself,
Sonny, for far too long.
1348
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,916
You know? I… I… I do everything.
1349
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,125
You know, Rita,
she just bosses me around all the time.
1350
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:08,125
I'm never alone.
I'm not going back to Legoland.
1351
01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,041
-I don't have to go back.
-I didn't say you did.
1352
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,708
I'm not gonna 'cause I don't have to go.
1353
01:02:11,791 --> 01:02:13,666
-Okay.
-I'll be back before the kids wake up.
1354
01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:21,333
Mr. Fisher!
1355
01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:24,208
I saw that it was your address
on the post, and I was like,
1356
01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:25,958
"We have to party with Mr. F."
1357
01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:29,875
I'm pouring you a shot, right now.
You're doing a shot with me, Mr. F.
1358
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,541
No, please, Skyler, you don't have to.
1359
01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:33,666
Dude, are you okay?
1360
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,041
-No.
-What's the matter?
1361
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,250
It starts with all these people
being in my house.
1362
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:39,333
-It's way more than I expected.
-More than I thought.
1363
01:02:39,416 --> 01:02:41,083
On top of that,
I've been drinking all day,
1364
01:02:41,166 --> 01:02:43,458
my head's spinning,
I smell like tortoise shit.
1365
01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:45,791
Not to mention, I don't even know
if the tortoise survived.
1366
01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:48,541
-If it's not alive, that's a big problem--
-This ends now, okay?
1367
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:51,916
-Animal Hospital.
1368
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:56,750
Hey, uh, I saw two, uh, jerk-os
dropping off a… a turtle.
1369
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,375
Uh, is it okay? Is it on the mend?
1370
01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:01,125
The one you dropped
at our door like a gunshot victim?
1371
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,708
I knew they were gonna know it was us!
1372
01:03:02,791 --> 01:03:04,583
You shitheads
messed him up real bad.
1373
01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:07,458
-Oh, come on. Don't say that.
- But he's gonna pull through.
1374
01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:08,916
What?
-What did you say?
1375
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,166
- He's going to pull through.
-Yes! Yes!
1376
01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:12,208
Yes!
1377
01:03:12,291 --> 01:03:14,583
What's your name?
We're gonna have to bill you.
1378
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:17,375
Oh, um, this is… this is
Armando the Tooth Fairy, stupido.
1379
01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:20,083
-Who?
-Put it on my account! Oh my God.
1380
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:21,708
-The night begins anew.
-Yeah.
1381
01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:22,833
-Oh, wait.
1382
01:03:22,916 --> 01:03:24,458
This is the text I've been waiting for.
1383
01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:25,541
What text?
1384
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,500
It's a surprise.
1385
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:29,333
Go get organized and get cleaned up.
You smell like shit.
1386
01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:30,666
-I know, it's me. Okay.
-Come on!
1387
01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:32,375
I'm getting everybody out in the backyard.
1388
01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:33,291
-Hurry up!
-I smell.
1389
01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:35,541
-All right, folks.
1390
01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:37,833
We all know this has been
a birthday for the record books…
1391
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,083
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
1392
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,791
…made all the more special
1393
01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,875
by one guest in particular.
1394
01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:45,250
-Aw, Big Dog!
1395
01:03:45,333 --> 01:03:46,375
That's you, man.
1396
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:50,083
So when I heard my best friend and brother
was coming to this birthday party,
1397
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:51,708
I knew I had to do something special.
1398
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:52,916
You don't have to do nothing.
1399
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,291
I called in every favor, and now,
1400
01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,666
gracing this deck tonight,
1401
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:00,000
one of the greatest musicians in history
1402
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:01,666
and a personal hero of Sonny's…
1403
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,208
Seal!
1404
01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:11,666
Thanks, Huck brother.
1405
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:13,208
He's the greatest!
1406
01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,041
Hello, Sherman Oaks.
1407
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:22,291
Okay, be… be… bef… before we get started,
1408
01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,125
is there a doctor in the house?
1409
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:26,416
I… I'm a dermatology resident.
1410
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:30,375
Actually, I need someone
with a particular speciality.
1411
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,208
Paging… Dr. Silk.
1412
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:37,708
This is him.
That's his musical personality name.
1413
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:39,375
Come on up, man. Come on.
1414
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,791
-You want me to come on the--
-He wants to perform with you.
1415
01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:43,333
Stop playing with me, Huck.
1416
01:04:48,541 --> 01:04:50,750
I went in your closet, and I found this.
1417
01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:53,583
Yeah!
1418
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,375
-Great coat. Great coat.
-Oh my God.
1419
01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:58,916
-How you doing, Silk?
-Good, man. I'm such a big fan.
1420
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,666
-Oh, thank you. You ready for this?
-Yeah. Yeah.
1421
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:04,041
Let's get a little crazy.
1422
01:05:04,541 --> 01:05:06,000
-Come on. He--
1423
01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:08,625
He said we gonna get a little crazy, Huck.
1424
01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:15,416
-Have you got this?
-Yeah.
1425
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,375
Two, three, and…
1426
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,791
Had it programmed on my keyboard.
1427
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,625
-Me?
Take it, Silk. Ready?
1428
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,750
-Get crazy!
-Say what?
1429
01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:02,750
Mr. F! Yes!
1430
01:06:05,041 --> 01:06:08,041
He's actually good! He's actually good.
1431
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:14,458
-I told you.
1432
01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:21,083
Yes!
1433
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,875
I need you right here, Silk. You ready?
1434
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:29,750
One, two, three.
1435
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,875
-Come here, Sonny! Oh, my…
1436
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,458
-You did so good!
-Thank you.
1437
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:47,708
Hey, man, I thought Seal
was white this whole time.
1438
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:49,375
-No, man!
-Until today.
1439
01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:50,333
-Sonny!
-Yes, sir.
1440
01:06:50,416 --> 01:06:52,250
-Oh my God, that was incredible!
-Thank you.
1441
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:55,000
I don't know what happened to you
in the desert, but you're a new man.
1442
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:56,125
Wow.
1443
01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:57,125
Check this out.
1444
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,750
No more Dashiell's dad. Uh-uh.
1445
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:03,250
-Wow.
-We are real friends. Real friends!
1446
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:05,166
-That means a lot to me.
-Good.
1447
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,916
Remind me your last name again?
1448
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,625
Seven years.
1449
01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:10,625
Washington?
1450
01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:13,208
-No.
-Oh, no, it's Carter. It's Carter.
1451
01:07:13,291 --> 01:07:14,916
No, it's not… it's not, actually.
1452
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:15,875
Johnson?
1453
01:07:15,958 --> 01:07:18,666
Uh, I feel like
you're just saying Black last names.
1454
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,458
-I am.
-It's Fisher.
1455
01:07:20,541 --> 01:07:22,041
-Fisher. Fisher.
-Fisher. Yeah.
1456
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:25,208
-Like Derek. He's Black.
-Yeah, it still means a lot. This is--
1457
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,041
-Nice. Oh, man.
-Yeah.
1458
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:29,916
-I'm feeling so dialed in right now.
-Okay.
1459
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,208
I'll go to your kid's room
and finish his Lego project, okay?
1460
01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:35,125
-Oh, well, no, that's not okay, Alan.
-There he is.
1461
01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:40,750
-Dr. Silky Silk!
-The highest level possible is attained.
1462
01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:43,541
Hey, you? You're canceling your flight.
1463
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:44,500
What?
1464
01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:45,958
-Cancel your flight.
-No, no, what?
1465
01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:48,875
You're not going to Buenos Aires
1466
01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:52,041
because I'm going to pay your debt
with Stan Berman.
1467
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:54,416
No, that is an incredible offer,
but I cannot accept.
1468
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:56,291
I owe the man $47,000.
1469
01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:58,666
I know what you owe him, and I don't care.
1470
01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:01,708
All right, look, we've always had
each other's backs, have we not?
1471
01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:02,791
-Of course.
-Have we not?
1472
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:06,666
Okay, and I am a much better version
of myself when I'm with you.
1473
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,250
Now Maya and I,
we got some extra cash put away.
1474
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:11,000
You gotta run this by her first.
1475
01:08:11,083 --> 01:08:14,041
Why? She didn't run
her business with Armando by me.
1476
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:17,041
Now, I was thinking about
getting that 2022 Honda Odyssey,
1477
01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:19,750
but this is… this is
a much better use of my funds.
1478
01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,458
-Are you for real?
-Yes.
1479
01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:24,083
Oh my God, Sonny,
I was not looking forward to Argentina.
1480
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,916
And call Stan Berman
before I change my mind.
1481
01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:28,375
Come here. Call him.
1482
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,791
Entering the routing number.
1483
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:35,875
-That's right.
-Okay, so I'm done there, and bam.
1484
01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:41,166
-It went through.
-Okay.
1485
01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:43,666
Sonny, you're a real mensch.
1486
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,916
And Huck, congratulations.
You're a free man.
1487
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,625
I have no words, Sonny, man. Thank you.
1488
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,000
Is that Seal?
1489
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,708
I saw him play Tel Aviv in 2017.
1490
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:54,041
Amazing show. I'm gonna ask for a selfie.
1491
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:57,541
Seal! Seal!
1492
01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:59,166
Wow, Seal?
1493
01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:01,541
He did me a favor. He's a sweetheart.
1494
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,250
-Excuse me, Big Dog?
-Yeah?
1495
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,541
I feel you'd wanna know
1496
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:07,541
there's a bunch
of naked middle-aged people
1497
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:08,583
in the Jacuzzi.
1498
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:10,458
Thank you for the heads-up. Damn it.
1499
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:12,750
-I don't want to body-shame but--
-Hey!
1500
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:19,041
Jill! Combover Stew! No! Stop it. Stop!
1501
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:20,458
Hey, Sonny, get wet.
1502
01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:21,375
-What?
-Yeah.
1503
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,333
Come on, boo.
1504
01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,916
No, and that's enough. Okay?
1505
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:25,958
-Daddy!
-Yeah?
1506
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,458
-Mom, Dad's out back.
-Oh my God. Hey!
1507
01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:31,791
Oh, my goodness, look at you.
What are you doing here?
1508
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,291
I just talked to you in San Juan.
1509
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:36,750
Armando gave us a lift
on his G5. It was sick.
1510
01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,958
Daddy, why did you kill Ole Snappy?
1511
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:42,083
Wh… what? Who… who's… who's that?
What are you talking about?
1512
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,375
Armando's tortoise.
1513
01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:46,791
He sent a video to Mommy
of you and Uncle Huck running it over.
1514
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:49,833
-It was unmistakably you.
-Okay, Snappy? Snappy, he's alive.
1515
01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:51,500
-Really?
-Yeah, he… he's fine.
1516
01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:54,416
So it's a misunderstanding. I just gotta--
I'm gonna talk to your mom.
1517
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:57,291
I'm gonna explain it-- Wow.
There she is. Uh-oh. Oh, my.
1518
01:09:57,375 --> 01:09:58,708
-Cannonball!
-Okay.
1519
01:09:59,916 --> 01:10:01,375
-Bethany, no!
1520
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:02,375
Oh my God.
1521
01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:04,458
Oh, no.
1522
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:07,708
Oh, that was such a small target.
1523
01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:10,708
But… I'm okay!
1524
01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:15,458
Please go upstairs.
1525
01:10:15,541 --> 01:10:16,708
Okay, upstairs, every--
1526
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:18,958
What is going on?
I've been trying to reach you.
1527
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,333
And what the hell were you doing
at Armando's house?
1528
01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:24,500
You can't ask me all the questions
because I can ask you questions too.
1529
01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:25,958
What was Armando doing in San Juan?
1530
01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:28,750
-We talked. I told you on the phone.
-We did not talk. We did not talk!
1531
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:29,916
We did not talk!
1532
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,250
-We talked!
-I told you.
1533
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:33,958
I said that me and Armando
are in a chess match.
1534
01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:37,708
So you're telling me that you let a rabbit
shit in his bed because it's part--
1535
01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:39,833
Let me stop you right there.
That wasn't a rabbit.
1536
01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:42,416
That was my shit. That was me
playing chess at the highest level.
1537
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,291
-You shit in the bed?
1538
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,416
And you're proud of that?
1539
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:48,250
-The fact that I did it on command.
-Hey, what's up, girl?
1540
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:50,958
-Oh, Huck.
-Oh my God. I haven't seen you forever.
1541
01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:53,458
I love that sweater.
You know, I could not pull off that color.
1542
01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:55,416
Thank you, Huck.
Can you just give us one minute?
1543
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:57,416
Oh, absolutely. Real quick, Maya?
1544
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,916
Can I just say, you are married
to one of the all-time greats.
1545
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,541
I don't know what I did
to deserve a friend like him,
1546
01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:05,833
but he came to my rescue
in a way that I will never forget.
1547
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,583
Exactly how did he do that?
1548
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:09,750
-I can tell you later. Fill you in later.
-No, please.
1549
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:12,291
-Huck, will you fill me in?
-I'll give her the Cliff Notes.
1550
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,791
Look, I owed this loan shark
a huge amount of money.
1551
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:16,250
It was looking dark.
1552
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:19,500
Sonny stepped up and saved the day.
My brother. Thank you.
1553
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,000
-Thank you.
-No, thank you.
1554
01:11:21,083 --> 01:11:23,041
I'll let you two catch up. Give me a kiss.
1555
01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:25,416
Thank you.
It's so good to see you as always.
1556
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,541
My guy.
1557
01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:27,458
You're a hero.
1558
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:29,833
No. Nobody can read the room
like you, Huck.
1559
01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,833
-Um…
-Before you say anything,
1560
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:33,083
let me say something to you.
1561
01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,125
Okay.
1562
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:37,875
You need to understand the trouble
Huck was in. Huck was about to flee.
1563
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,416
Sonny, how much money
did you pay the loan shark?
1564
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:43,125
You want a number? I don't have
a problem giving you a number.
1565
01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:44,458
-Okay, give it to me.
-All right.
1566
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:46,750
-How much?
-All right. I think it was like 47?
1567
01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:52,083
Really, Sonny? You gave him $4,700?
Why did you do that?
1568
01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:53,708
It wasn't 4,700.
1569
01:11:53,791 --> 01:11:56,208
-Forty-seven… forty-seven…
-Forty-seven…
1570
01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:57,125
Forty-seven what?
1571
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,958
Forty-seven thousand dollars.
1572
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,125
Did you say $47,000?
1573
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:04,333
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's what I gave him.
1574
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,583
Oh my God. Hold on. Hold on.
1575
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:10,291
-Dad!
-Dash! Wait!
1576
01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:13,333
-My Death Star!
-Dash! You okay, buddy?
1577
01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:14,375
It's ruined!
1578
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:17,000
Four months of painstaking Lego work,
1579
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,333
gone!
1580
01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:21,833
Dash, baby, go get your sister.
Okay? 'Cause we're leaving.
1581
01:12:21,916 --> 01:12:25,250
Yeah, just leave it… leave it there.
I'll snap it back. Watch out, buddy.
1582
01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,291
Listen, I'm looking at the pieces
that are broken--
1583
01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,333
All right, go ahead. Okay.
1584
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:33,083
What? Maya. Maya, where you going?
1585
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,291
Hey, come on, Maya. Maya--
1586
01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:36,958
-Hey, Dash, listen to me.
-What?
1587
01:12:37,041 --> 01:12:38,916
I'm gonna build that Death Star
better than ever.
1588
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,583
You better not break
Hokey Pokey's shell too. You better not!
1589
01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:44,708
It was an accident.
I didn't do it on purpose.
1590
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:45,625
Wh-- Maya!
1591
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,583
Maya, come on!
1592
01:12:48,125 --> 01:12:49,208
Okay, Maya!
1593
01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,000
They didn't wanna hang around?
1594
01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:00,458
I feel sick, man.
I need some water or something.
1595
01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:03,208
Whoa, hang with me for a beat.
You just need some fresh air.
1596
01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:05,791
Wait a minute. What is this?
1597
01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:10,458
Hey! Hey, slow down!
There's kids that live in this area!
1598
01:13:10,541 --> 01:13:11,375
Hey!
1599
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:13,833
Oh my God!
1600
01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:18,250
Whoa! Hey! Hey!
1601
01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:20,208
Hey!
1602
01:13:20,291 --> 01:13:22,708
Oh God! What?
1603
01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:25,708
Hey, you son of a bitch!
1604
01:13:25,791 --> 01:13:27,708
Hey, man! Stop!
1605
01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:28,666
Stop!
1606
01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:31,250
What did I do to you? Hey!
1607
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:33,000
God!
1608
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:35,458
Why'd he do that to the Golden Chariot?
1609
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:38,083
I ain't never did nothing to nobody.
Huck, did you see that?
1610
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:42,708
Sonny, baby, looks like it's time
for that 2022 Honda Odyssey.
1611
01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:43,708
What?
1612
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:44,750
Hit-and-run, baby.
1613
01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,250
Your insurance will cover a replacement.
1614
01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:49,916
That's my boy, Wade.
He's big into monster trucks.
1615
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:50,916
He did me a solid.
1616
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,500
You, my friend, you're gonna be driving
that sweet new ride by week's end.
1617
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,625
Let me… let me just…
let me sit with it for a second.
1618
01:13:57,708 --> 01:13:59,250
You gotta have that Odyssey, baby.
1619
01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:01,916
I know what I-- Let me process it, Huck.
1620
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,791
Just let me… let me process everything.
1621
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,958
Let me just… let me just stay with it.
1622
01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:09,458
I know you're upset about Maya,
but when she sees the Odyssey,
1623
01:14:09,541 --> 01:14:10,708
she's gonna fall back in love.
1624
01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:11,958
Just give me a second, please.
1625
01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:14,458
-All right, but I just wanna--
-That was a blast, boys.
1626
01:14:14,541 --> 01:14:15,916
Sonny, Huck gave me your album.
1627
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,833
If I can find a CD player,
I'll give it a spin.
1628
01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:21,875
-Wow. Uh, thank you so much, man.
-You're welcome.
1629
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,791
Anyway, my Lyft's about two minutes away,
so if we can settle up?
1630
01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:26,500
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1631
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:27,416
Absolutely.
1632
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,166
Hey, great set, bud.
1633
01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:31,416
You're welcome. Okay. Adios.
1634
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,541
All right. Adios, Seal.
1635
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,500
Will you pass that on to the label, huh?
1636
01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:36,333
Sorry about your little pinky.
1637
01:14:36,416 --> 01:14:38,875
Okay. You don't have to talk
so close to my face.
1638
01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:42,208
Seal. He's taking a Lyft.
I love that. He's so humble.
1639
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:44,208
Why did you just give him a check, Huck?
1640
01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:46,708
-Huh?
-What "huh"? You said he did you a favor.
1641
01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:50,625
-Well, he did. He did us a favor.
-Then why'd you give him a check?
1642
01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:54,500
Dude, the guy usually gets a hundred grand
to do 20 minutes at a corporate event.
1643
01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:56,833
I got him to do
his whole set for twelve-five.
1644
01:14:56,916 --> 01:15:00,208
-It's half the money I paid for my effigy.
-It's not a favor, Huck.
1645
01:15:00,291 --> 01:15:01,833
God, man.
1646
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:02,875
You never change.
1647
01:15:02,958 --> 01:15:03,875
You're a mess.
1648
01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,458
-Wow.
-Yes.
1649
01:15:05,541 --> 01:15:07,833
-Tell me how you really feel.
-That's how I feel, Huck.
1650
01:15:07,916 --> 01:15:10,833
I'm not gonna lose a friend over money.
I'll pay Stan Berman back myself.
1651
01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,375
I'm done with you, man.
1652
01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,083
Why-- We're just getting started, Sonny.
1653
01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:16,333
Everything's going so well.
What's the problem?
1654
01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:19,125
Here's another thing, Huck.
You're no George Clooney.
1655
01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:21,875
You're not even close to George Clooney.
1656
01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:23,791
That man built
a billion-dollar tequila business
1657
01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:24,750
as a side hustle.
1658
01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:27,833
You know what you're doing?
You're ordering tracksuits off Etsy.
1659
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,708
Yeah, people love my tracksuits.
1660
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:31,541
You're sad, man.
1661
01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,916
And I'll tell you--
Are you kidding me, Seal? Put it--
1662
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:41,333
Everybody?
May I have your attention, please?
1663
01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,750
-'Sup, Big Dog?
-Time for everybody to get out.
1664
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,250
Get out!
1665
01:15:48,333 --> 01:15:51,416
-I don't wanna go back to Legoland!
-You're gonna take that drive, now!
1666
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,375
Shit!
1667
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:54,875
You guys in the pool, get out!
1668
01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:58,375
-Ten more minutes.
-No, get out! All of you.
1669
01:15:58,458 --> 01:15:59,750
Let's go. Now.
1670
01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:03,875
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm sorry. Please. Please.
1671
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:04,833
Thank you.
1672
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:13,000
Finally. Goddamn. By myself.
1673
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:22,875
-Mm, mm.
1674
01:16:24,541 --> 01:16:25,708
Shit.
1675
01:16:25,791 --> 01:16:28,958
It was such a fun party.
Uh, it was so great to see you.
1676
01:16:29,041 --> 01:16:30,041
Don't come over here.
1677
01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:32,916
Mr.-- My Uber's… my Uber's here.
1678
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,208
-Sorry, I just have to--
-Okay, go ahead at your own risk.
1679
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,458
Okay, have a good… have a good night.
1680
01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:55,750
Maya, listen,
I will get the money back. I promise.
1681
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,916
Sonny… …it's the money,
1682
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,416
it's… it's breaking into Armando's house.
1683
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,458
I mean, I just…
I feel like I don't know you.
1684
01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:06,083
First of all, that's not even me.
You know that.
1685
01:17:06,166 --> 01:17:08,083
That's Huck and his influence.
1686
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:11,541
All right? He's got me doing a bunch
of stupid shit that I'm not doing anymore.
1687
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,708
I'm done with that.
I'm back to being the Sonny of old.
1688
01:17:14,791 --> 01:17:17,500
The… the… the Sonny that's a super dad.
1689
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,333
But… but maybe that's not what you want.
1690
01:17:19,416 --> 01:17:21,666
Why would you say that?
That's exactly what I want.
1691
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,208
Maya, can you come home?
1692
01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:26,708
Sonny, I think
we need a little time.
1693
01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:28,666
We're gonna come home.
1694
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,458
You should find someplace else to stay.
1695
01:17:31,541 --> 01:17:32,833
I have an idea.
1696
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,791
What the…
1697
01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,166
You can stay with us.
1698
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:36,458
Are you kidding me?
1699
01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:38,291
Alan, did you sleep in my laundry room?
1700
01:17:38,375 --> 01:17:40,958
Yeah. On second thought,
Rita's gonna have my ass
1701
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,375
if she wakes up
at Legoland and I'm not there.
1702
01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:45,541
She'll take away my PS5.
1703
01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,125
Get out of my house.
1704
01:17:47,208 --> 01:17:49,208
Okay. I love you, Son.
1705
01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,875
Hey, buddy.
1706
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:02,375
I really appreciate you
letting me stay here, man.
1707
01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:05,041
You know, me and Maya, we talked, right?
1708
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:10,708
And we just feel like a little space
is probably best for us right now.
1709
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,791
You stay as long as you want, Big Dog.
1710
01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:15,333
-Appreciate you.
-I got you. My house is your house.
1711
01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:16,916
Come on. You like honey?
1712
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,750
-Uh, yeah.
-'Cause I put that shit on everything.
1713
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,000
You ever have fried honey?
1714
01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:25,458
We gotta focus, everybody.
We have to focus.
1715
01:18:25,541 --> 01:18:29,125
The talent show's next week.
We gotta show this school who we are.
1716
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,000
Okay? All right, Linus,
I'm gonna count you in.
1717
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,250
Okay.
1718
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:37,208
Two, three, two, three, four.
1719
01:18:49,708 --> 01:18:52,041
Ava, come on, we have to go!
1720
01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:54,875
Mom, I don't want a Pop-Tart.
I want a smoothie.
1721
01:18:54,958 --> 01:18:57,291
-You want--
-'Cause Dad always makes a smoothie.
1722
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,333
You know what? An apple has more fiber.
1723
01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:02,666
-Here, Mommy.
-You're a big girl. You carry it. Come on.
1724
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:05,166
All right. Let's go. Oh shit, my--
1725
01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:06,166
Mom, come on!
1726
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,875
I'm coming! I'm coming!
1727
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:09,208
-This you?
-Yes!
1728
01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:10,958
-Nah!
-Hey, you know what's crazy?
1729
01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:12,875
-Yo, what?
-I didn't have to pay anything.
1730
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:15,416
Insurance covered the whole thing.
Look, look, look, look, look.
1731
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:19,208
-Hello!
-You didn't even touch the handle, bro!
1732
01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:21,833
You didn't touch the handle, bro!
1733
01:19:23,416 --> 01:19:27,458
It's perfect.
Oh, we are gonna crush trivia night.
1734
01:19:28,375 --> 01:19:31,375
-Guys!
-There's no way that dude is 44.
1735
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:35,375
When I get hella old, I hope
I'm not crashing on some kid's couch.
1736
01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:37,791
I don't think the Big Dog's
ever gonna see that money again.
1737
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:38,708
No.
1738
01:19:38,791 --> 01:19:41,458
I wonder if my grandpa's retirement home
needs a new rec director.
1739
01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:43,333
-Yes!
-He'd be so good at that.
1740
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,666
-I bet grandmas would love Huck.
-Stupid!
1741
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:47,958
Yes. Cougarsexual.
1742
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:03,791
Wow.
1743
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:05,958
Snappy.
1744
01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:08,625
Hey.
1745
01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:11,041
I just came over to apologize, man.
1746
01:20:11,541 --> 01:20:13,166
I really got outside myself.
1747
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,833
You know, I let this thing
between you and I get way out of hand.
1748
01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:17,250
What thing between you and I?
1749
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:19,666
This back and forth, this chess match.
1750
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:22,000
-This rivalry.
-Rivalry?
1751
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:25,791
Dude, you took a seaplane to go see Maya
when she was with my kids at my in-laws.
1752
01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:27,916
-I wanted Maya's opinion on that island.
-Why?
1753
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,625
Why is Maya's opinion so valuable to you?
1754
01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:32,291
Because she's one of the best architects
in the world, Sonny.
1755
01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:34,833
And because she has become my best friend.
1756
01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:37,416
-Maya is your best friend?
-She's my bestie, Sonny.
1757
01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:40,458
Whoa.
1758
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:43,791
Sonny Fisher, hi.
1759
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:47,375
-Yeah.
-I did not know you had a girlfriend, man.
1760
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,625
Well, now I feel like a…
1761
01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:52,333
-Yeah, well, you should.
-Like a jackass.
1762
01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:53,750
Yeah.
1763
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:57,166
You can be anything you wanna be.
1764
01:20:57,250 --> 01:21:01,666
You can be
absolutely anything you wanna be.
1765
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:03,625
-And all these--
1766
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,958
Hey, what's up, man?
1767
01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:07,875
Hey, Dad.
1768
01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:10,041
Guess what?
Guess who's closing the talent show?
1769
01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:11,666
-Are you ready?
I'm ready.
1770
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:13,166
You, son.
1771
01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:15,458
This is the perk
of your dad being the director.
1772
01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:17,083
I gue… I guess so.
1773
01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:19,875
All right, well, I'll let you get back
to those keys, Mr. Closer.
1774
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:21,500
Yeah, Mr. Closer.
1775
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:22,750
All right, love you, son.
1776
01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,125
-Good night, Dad.
-Night.
1777
01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:25,708
Aw, shit.
1778
01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:36,166
Wow!
1779
01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:40,041
Wow, wow, wow… Wow!
1780
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:42,458
Linus.
1781
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:45,125
That was shit.
1782
01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:48,000
We're gonna go again from the top.
1783
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:50,416
You guys heard Mr. Fisher.
We're gonna do it again.
1784
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:53,500
That's right.
This time, put your heart into it.
1785
01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:54,875
I know it's in there.
1786
01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:59,125
Take me on a flight.
Let's go! Two, three, four.
1787
01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:05,791
-Stop it! Take five.
1788
01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:07,583
'Cause, you're not-- You're tired.
1789
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:20,291
So let's turn these around
so the customer can see them.
1790
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:23,666
Oh, the man of the hour. I am so excited.
1791
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,791
I'm gonna try my best,
Crossing Guard Lenore.
1792
01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:29,125
Hey, could you fill in for me
next month while I'm on vacation?
1793
01:22:29,208 --> 01:22:32,458
My husband's taking me
to Sandals Barbados for our anniversary.
1794
01:22:32,541 --> 01:22:34,916
Husband? I thought you were divorced.
1795
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,375
Let me guess,
you heard I'm a sad old woman
1796
01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:39,791
who bought her reflective vest on Amazon?
1797
01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:41,833
I mean, people talk.
That doesn't mean I listen.
1798
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,833
Sonny, I've been happily married
for 35 years.
1799
01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,083
And yeah, school crossing guard.
1800
01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:51,083
I mean, nowhere near the excitement I had
when I was a field agent at the Bureau.
1801
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:52,958
But I love giving back to my community.
1802
01:22:53,041 --> 01:22:54,625
You know about that.
1803
01:22:55,666 --> 01:22:56,500
Break a leg.
1804
01:22:57,583 --> 01:22:58,541
Damn it, Alan.
1805
01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:11,625
"
by Playa Poncho playing]
1806
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,083
You got it, buddy. Come on.
1807
01:23:23,125 --> 01:23:23,958
Dash.
1808
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:30,000
Hi, um, my name is Dash.
1809
01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:32,208
Little Silk. Little Silk.
1810
01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:33,791
Uh, Little Silk.
1811
01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:39,583
Um, I'll be playing "A Thousand Miles"
by Vanessa Carlton.
1812
01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:49,000
Sorry, I'll get it right.
1813
01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:57,208
Let me show you.
Let me help you. Let me help you.
1814
01:23:57,708 --> 01:23:59,541
One second. One second, guys.
Let me show you.
1815
01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,083
Look. Remember?
1816
01:24:03,041 --> 01:24:04,250
-Look at my hands.
-Dad.
1817
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,125
-I'm looking at 'em, but I--
-Okay.
1818
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:07,083
Just stop!
1819
01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:09,208
What do you mean, just stop?
Come on, buddy.
1820
01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:11,166
-I don't wanna play Vanessa Carlton.
-Okay.
1821
01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:14,500
I hate piano,
and I wish you never made me do this!
1822
01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:28,958
Dad, I'm sorry. I didn't mean--
1823
01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:29,875
You're right.
1824
01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:33,916
I made this all about me,
and I… and I shouldn't have done that.
1825
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:38,208
I… I just wanted to… I wanted
to put on the best talent show.
1826
01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:40,625
Same way I wanted
to chair every committee,
1827
01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:42,791
chaperone every field trip.
1828
01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:43,708
I just wanted…
1829
01:24:44,291 --> 01:24:46,166
I wanted you guys to think
that I had value.
1830
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:51,708
In me doing that, I think I pushed away
the most important people in my life.
1831
01:24:51,791 --> 01:24:55,333
The ones that I love,
you, your mother, I--
1832
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,083
My best friend.
1833
01:24:58,375 --> 01:25:01,000
I mean, guys, I did a lot of stuff
that I'm not proud of.
1834
01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:03,625
I took a shit in my wife's client bed!
1835
01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:06,625
Yeah, put a nice steamy nugget
on his pillow.
1836
01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:08,750
-Why? I don't know.
1837
01:25:08,833 --> 01:25:11,708
Stole all the man's left shoes.
He can't replace those.
1838
01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:15,291
-Put a spatula in my ass and put it back.
1839
01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:17,625
I hope he didn't use it again,
but if he did,
1840
01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:19,583
he ate ass!
1841
01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:21,083
-And guess what?
1842
01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:23,250
This type of stuff ends today.
1843
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,791
It ends now. So, Alan!
1844
01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:27,000
-Yeah?
-Buddy, it starts with you.
1845
01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:29,500
In addition to filling in
for Crossing Guard Lenore
1846
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,875
while she goes on vacation
with her husband,
1847
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:35,291
uh, which is news to me,
because you told me that she was divorced.
1848
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:38,791
Well, I heard-- You're a… you're a liar.
1849
01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:41,500
My son, Justin, he's the one
that said they got a divorce.
1850
01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:43,416
-Yeah. Blame our child.
-That's not me.
1851
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:46,458
What I want you to do, Alan,
I want you to take over Café Fridays.
1852
01:25:46,541 --> 01:25:47,750
-I gotta--
-He'll do it.
1853
01:25:47,833 --> 01:25:48,875
-Babe!
-He's available.
1854
01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:51,416
And to the kids out there
that didn't make the cut,
1855
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,833
you come on up here
and put your talent on display too,
1856
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:57,250
because that's what it's about.
It's about you having fun, and I'm sorry.
1857
01:25:57,833 --> 01:26:00,291
I'm sorry that I tried
to take that away. And son,
1858
01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:03,250
I owe you a huge apology.
1859
01:26:03,916 --> 01:26:04,875
Huge.
1860
01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:08,666
-I'm sorry, and I love you. Okay?
-I love you too.
1861
01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:12,166
All right. Hey, man, now listen.
I want you to do whatever you want to do.
1862
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:14,625
If you wanna sing, you wanna dance,
1863
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:16,458
whatever it is, have fun.
1864
01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:18,708
I'm out of your way, guys.
1865
01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:20,708
I'm out of your hair. Go get 'em, son!
1866
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:27,291
Sonny Fisher, everyone!
1867
01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:33,208
The best dad in the world.
1868
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:34,416
Ah, thank you.
1869
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,958
This guy has had a tough few weeks.
1870
01:26:37,041 --> 01:26:39,625
The man spent spring break by himself,
1871
01:26:39,708 --> 01:26:42,333
ended up blowing our life savings,
1872
01:26:42,416 --> 01:26:43,791
almost killing a tortoise,
1873
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,666
and destroying his marriage.
1874
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,791
-Well, yeah. I mean--
1875
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:50,250
Way to make the most
of your "me time," Pops.
1876
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,750
I see you laughing, Alan Geller.
1877
01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:56,333
Uh, did your wife give you permission?
1878
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:59,500
-Oh!
1879
01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:01,333
Y'all wanna hear some more jokes?
1880
01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:08,916
Scoot over?
1881
01:27:09,458 --> 01:27:10,500
Um…
1882
01:27:11,208 --> 01:27:12,125
Yeah.
1883
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,541
Nice speech.
1884
01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,208
Thank you.
1885
01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,041
Look, Maya, I'm, uh…
1886
01:27:24,208 --> 01:27:27,875
I'm really sorry that I lent Huck
that money without talking to you first.
1887
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:31,458
Sonny, what hurt me so much is that…
1888
01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:37,833
I don't know, we… we… we always talk about
those kinds of things together.
1889
01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:40,291
Yeah.
1890
01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:43,000
I really think
that you should call Armando back
1891
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:44,791
and consider taking that job,
1892
01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:46,750
starting your own firm.
1893
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:48,958
You know, Sonny…
1894
01:27:51,708 --> 01:27:54,875
…the way you take care
of our family, it is… it's…
1895
01:27:56,625 --> 01:27:57,708
it's hard.
1896
01:27:57,791 --> 01:28:00,000
You know, Dash is right, you are…
1897
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:02,416
well, you're the glue.
1898
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:06,458
I can't even imagine
starting my own firm without you
1899
01:28:07,666 --> 01:28:08,625
in my corner.
1900
01:28:09,416 --> 01:28:11,583
Look, Maya, I promise you that, uh,
1901
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,000
I got your back.
1902
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,875
I love you, Sonny.
1903
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:16,958
Love you too.
1904
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,375
I can't believe I cut this kid.
1905
01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:31,125
You cut this kid?
1906
01:28:31,208 --> 01:28:33,083
I'm such a dick.
1907
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:40,000
Stan Berman? What is this?
1908
01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:43,833
Hey, Huck, I just got this alert
that Stan Berman returned my money.
1909
01:28:43,916 --> 01:28:46,666
Is everything okay?
Anyway, I really need to talk to you.
1910
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,541
Something just went down
in Dash's talent show,
1911
01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:52,250
and it got me to thinking, man,
just about some things that I did
1912
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:54,500
and… and what I said to you
and that I was wrong.
1913
01:28:54,583 --> 01:28:55,958
I wanna apologize.
1914
01:28:56,041 --> 01:28:57,666
But not like this. Face-to-face.
1915
01:28:58,583 --> 01:28:59,833
Where you at, Huck?
1916
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:01,333
The marina?
1917
01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:05,375
Oh my God,
Stan's about to go butcher on his ass.
1918
01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:07,541
I'm coming, Huck. I'm coming.
1919
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:19,833
Oh God, Huck's in trouble.
1920
01:29:19,916 --> 01:29:22,083
I needed backup.
I didn't know who else to call.
1921
01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:25,041
I got you, Big Dog.
Let's go whoop some ass.
1922
01:29:25,125 --> 01:29:28,083
-No, we're not whooping no ass. Come on!
-Then why did I bring this?
1923
01:29:28,166 --> 01:29:32,041
I got some… some nunchucks
and a taser and some pepper spray.
1924
01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:35,833
What are you doing?
No, we don't need that. What is that?
1925
01:29:35,916 --> 01:29:36,791
Throwing stars.
1926
01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:39,708
-Just--
-Just give me two of them.
1927
01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:42,958
Eddie, get the lobsters first
before you get the guns.
1928
01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:46,416
It's gonna melt. Come on, chop-chop.
We gotta go guys, all right?
1929
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:07,458
-That's Dorito.
-That's the bitch?
1930
01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:09,000
-Yeah.
-Do you want me to fight her?
1931
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:10,500
No, she got a flamethrower.
1932
01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:12,166
-Oh shit!
-Come on.
1933
01:30:12,250 --> 01:30:13,083
Duck down.
1934
01:30:14,625 --> 01:30:16,375
-Is that blood?
1935
01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:18,083
Oh my God, that sounds like a bone saw.
1936
01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:19,208
-Oh my God!
-Huck!
1937
01:30:19,291 --> 01:30:22,666
-I'm coming to save you, Huck!
-I got two throwing stars and Thelma!
1938
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:25,083
-Oh, thank God.
1939
01:30:25,166 --> 01:30:26,541
What are you guys doing?
1940
01:30:26,625 --> 01:30:29,291
-What do you mean? Thelma, go stand guard.
-Okay.
1941
01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:31,291
-Hey, baby girl.
-I'm so glad you're alive.
1942
01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:33,416
-It's great to see you. What's going on?
-Oh, you too.
1943
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,791
Dude, I thought
you was getting murdered, man.
1944
01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:37,583
I just saw somebody covered in blood.
1945
01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:40,041
No, we had
a strawberry daiquiri incident, stupid.
1946
01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:41,625
Why are you making daiquiris, Huck?
1947
01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:44,000
'Cause, it's my job.
What do you think I'm doing?
1948
01:30:44,083 --> 01:30:47,625
You know, I made a deal with Stan Berman
to pay you your $47,000 back,
1949
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,125
and now I'm working off my debt.
1950
01:30:49,208 --> 01:30:52,041
His business is taking him to Yemen,
so that's where I'm gonna move.
1951
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:53,166
Yemen?
1952
01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:54,416
Yeah, Yemen.
1953
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:56,583
Huck, your life is here.
1954
01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:57,500
-Really?
-Yes.
1955
01:30:57,583 --> 01:30:59,833
Well, I have no career, no family,
1956
01:30:59,916 --> 01:31:03,291
and you were right, Sonny,
I'm no Clooney, and I'm okay with it.
1957
01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:05,458
Stop comparing yourself to Clooney.
1958
01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:08,041
Wanna know what I learned today
at Dash's talent show?
1959
01:31:08,125 --> 01:31:11,625
I learned that I have to embrace myself
and the people I love for who they are.
1960
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:14,333
Bringing people closer together,
Huck, that's your gift.
1961
01:31:14,416 --> 01:31:16,083
-That's what you do.
-Don't do this to me.
1962
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:18,333
-I'm not doing--
-Don't do this to me right now, okay?
1963
01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:21,500
This is my way out.
I got us into this. I'm gonna get us out.
1964
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:24,583
Okay? Get off the bow,
and let me go batten down the hatches
1965
01:31:24,666 --> 01:31:25,791
and all that other boat talk.
1966
01:31:25,875 --> 01:31:26,875
What?
1967
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,166
Huck, can you hear me out, please?
1968
01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,416
I'm busy.
1969
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:33,250
You're opening and closing
the door, not battening anything.
1970
01:31:33,333 --> 01:31:36,041
Huck, listen, there…
there's another way out.
1971
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:38,958
And you're great at throwing parties.
That's what you do well.
1972
01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:41,583
And you know what I'm great at?
Entertaining kids.
1973
01:31:41,666 --> 01:31:45,125
So here's my plan.
I go, I give Stan back the money.
1974
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:49,083
Right? And you and I, we start a business
where we throw kids' parties.
1975
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:53,000
We'll make the money back in no time.
I'll get you off the goddamn boat.
1976
01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:55,083
We'll put that stuff behind us.
How does that sound?
1977
01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:00,291
I love you, buddy.
I don't want to go to Yemen.
1978
01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,041
-I know you--
-Let's go, idiots!
1979
01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:07,166
Yo, I just took the biggest shit
in the loan shark's bed.
1980
01:32:07,250 --> 01:32:08,375
Why would you do that?
1981
01:32:08,458 --> 01:32:11,083
I thought we were doing
the little annoying things like before,
1982
01:32:11,166 --> 01:32:12,708
you know, like it's our thing?
1983
01:32:16,583 --> 01:32:18,791
You know how long it took me
to set this table?
1984
01:32:19,625 --> 01:32:21,416
How long's it gonna take to mess it up?
1985
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,458
Huh?
1986
01:32:22,541 --> 01:32:24,083
This lobster needs to be free.
1987
01:32:24,166 --> 01:32:25,458
Yeah!
1988
01:32:25,541 --> 01:32:26,958
He likes it spicy.
1989
01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,208
Look at this, guys.
1990
01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:30,625
Put the claw--
1991
01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:33,791
Let the claw get in my ass
so he can eat some claw ass.
1992
01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:36,250
Oh my God.
1993
01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:38,625
Here, man, have a little dick pepper?
Watch out!
1994
01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:42,291
I got it. Let's see what you do
when you got a little dick pepper.
1995
01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:45,041
-No, what are you doing? Stop. No.
-I'm grinding pepper on your dick.
1996
01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:47,291
-Why would you do that?
-You said you wanted dick pepper.
1997
01:32:47,375 --> 01:32:49,041
Then you gave me the prank, stupid.
1998
01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,166
I'm starting to itch bad.
This stuff is hot.
1999
01:32:51,250 --> 01:32:52,291
Let's get out of here.
2000
01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:53,208
Come on.
2001
01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,208
I love you, man. I love you guys.
2002
01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:58,166
Okay, so this is mine. We gotta go
'cause I got pepper on my dick.
2003
01:32:58,250 --> 01:32:59,458
-We gotta go.
-Sorry about that.
2004
01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:01,333
-Come on! Come on!
-Yeah!
2005
01:33:17,416 --> 01:33:21,416
All right, guys. Uh, let's go zebra,
tiger, zebra, tiger with the lunchboxes.
2006
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:22,916
Just makes it a better flow.
2007
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,916
Whoa, Stew! Oh my God,
I love the new look, man.
2008
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,416
Oh, thanks. Can't call me
Combover Stew anymore.
2009
01:33:29,416 --> 01:33:32,291
-Best part is Jeremiah's super into it.
-What?
2010
01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:34,916
Yeah, he calls me his little Howie Mandel.
2011
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,125
-So--
-Okay.
2012
01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:40,875
Sonny! Hey, that vintage porn
inspired these pants, brother.
2013
01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:41,791
I can tell.
2014
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:43,375
Hey, hey, got some iced tea for you.
2015
01:33:43,458 --> 01:33:45,708
-Don't even ask, Mom.
-Right on time. Thank you.
2016
01:33:45,791 --> 01:33:46,958
Thank you.
2017
01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:48,333
Maya, Sonny,
2018
01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:51,625
your relationship has been my inspiration.
2019
01:33:51,708 --> 01:33:52,666
Oh my God.
2020
01:33:52,750 --> 01:33:59,500
Yeah. So I thought you two should be
the first to see my new erotic novel.
2021
01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:02,000
-Oh, you see, um--
-Wow. Behind the Queen.
2022
01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:03,000
-Yes.
-Yeah.
2023
01:34:03,583 --> 01:34:04,833
Have you read the book, Pops?
2024
01:34:04,916 --> 01:34:07,500
-Read it? I lived it.
2025
01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:10,125
-That's enough. Can I talk to you?
-I'm gonna go get a drink.
2026
01:34:10,208 --> 01:34:12,541
-You want me to sign it for you?
-No, no, I don't.
2027
01:34:12,625 --> 01:34:15,000
Tortoises are the best pets you can have.
2028
01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:16,208
Okay? Any questions?
2029
01:34:16,291 --> 01:34:18,750
Hey, bestie! What's up? Having fun?
2030
01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:21,416
Sonny, my man. Welcome.
My house is your house, okay?
2031
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:24,125
And hey,
the bathroom is over there.
2032
01:34:24,208 --> 01:34:25,791
I know why you're saying that.
2033
01:34:25,875 --> 01:34:26,708
Well-deserved.
2034
01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:29,125
Alan, hey!
2035
01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:31,958
-Hey.
-It's Skyler, from the club.
2036
01:34:32,041 --> 01:34:33,916
-Hey!
-I haven't seen you in so long.
2037
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,666
-Oh my God!
-Sorry, how do you two know each other?
2038
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,333
-The club.
-The club, from the coffee club.
2039
01:34:39,416 --> 01:34:40,500
She's a barista.
2040
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:41,541
At a coffee club?
2041
01:34:41,625 --> 01:34:42,750
She sure is.
2042
01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:46,083
-You should come by, soon.
-I will come by. I need coffee.
2043
01:34:46,166 --> 01:34:48,750
-It's the best coffee.
-It is pretty goddamn good.
2044
01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:52,000
-What do you get at the coffee club?
-A drip. I get a drip.
2045
01:34:52,083 --> 01:34:54,791
Dudes, I just felt a serious connection
with your friend Jill.
2046
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:58,625
-Well, that's nice, Huck. I like it.
-Well, well. Hey, Jill.
2047
01:34:59,125 --> 01:35:01,166
-Hey, Jill!
-How's the ex-husband?
2048
01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:02,958
He living. I don't know.
2049
01:35:03,041 --> 01:35:04,791
And the two boys under ten,
how they doing?
2050
01:35:04,875 --> 01:35:08,666
-Raising themselves at this point.
-Good. Glad the whole team is fine.
2051
01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:11,250
-We are fine.
-What do you mean, two boys under ten?
2052
01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:13,916
-She got a whole situation.
-What? Stepdad Huck.
2053
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,625
-No.
-That's such a Clooney move.
2054
01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:17,500
-She's a sweetheart.
-Does he have step-kids?
2055
01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:20,708
No, he doesn't.
Clooney doesn't have step-kids.
2056
01:35:20,791 --> 01:35:21,791
I'm gonna do it.
2057
01:35:21,875 --> 01:35:23,208
Before I'm 60…
2058
01:35:23,291 --> 01:35:24,208
You're gonna do it?
2059
01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:25,666
…I'm gonna have one of these.
2060
01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:28,416
I gotta… I gotta get him away from Jill.