[gentle music plays]
Did you remember to hydrate? It's important for you to stay hydrated.
Yes, I remembered.
-Can you sense it? -Mm-hmm.
Three liters?
Two.
-I can sense it. -No, seriously, there's smoke!
I can keep going if you want.
Don't your knees hurt?
No, I've only been kneeling for three minutes, maybe four.
Let's try going for seven.
Hmm. Okay.
You okay?
Um, yes, yes, I just need to pee.
Sorry, too much water!
-Water, where's water? -Oh, fuck!
I drank it all, all right? Three liters!
[tense music plays]
[Natalia] And that's plan B.
Plan B means we're going to jail.
Let's focus on plan A.
Any questions?
Mm-hmm. Tell me why we're meeting here.
[Natalia] Well, I thought it would be nice.
The rooftop like we used to.
Us three and the roof.
[Monika] Ninth floor, no elevator.
[tense music continues]
[sighs]
♪ Burning mountains, burning forests Neighborhoods, the heart is weeping ♪
♪ You and me in the stairwell ♪
♪ Trembling hands, sweaty temples ♪
♪ I am drowning in your arms ♪
♪ Today we disappear ♪
♪ You fucking hottie I will smash open a bottle ♪
♪ And scratch a heart into your door ♪
♪ In hotels or restaurants I'll make a flower out of a napkin ♪
♪ We can both cry into it ♪
♪ Burning mountains, burning huts… ♪
Babes?
Peanut, haul your ass
and get Babes some tea or some other beverage.
No, you won't finish it tomorrow. The launch is today!
[woman] I'm sorry, I tried, but…
-Don't worry about it, Ala, you can go. -Problems with the launch?
No, everything is going surprisingly quickly and smoothly.
-It could be going even better. -Yeah?
Yes.
I'm asking for a job.
That's interesting as you know Monika was here recently
and it didn't seem like any of you would want to work with me again.
I'm not Monika.
I am rational just like you are.
I can appreciate good decisions when I see them.
Removing us from heading the company was a good decision.
And it would be a good decision to hire me because I'm really good.
As a programmer, not a boss.
Oh, such clarity on the day of the launch. I'm guessing you'd like to attend.
No, I'm not interested in the launch, but meanwhile,
I'd like to clean up some old code. because I wrote some in a hurry.
You know, maybe we really aren't that different.
Fine, I'll organize a place for you.
We'll call it your penance internship.
I'd like to work from the office at Sexify.
[phone rings]
Of course.
[phone rings]
Guys know what to do. Don't write. Don't call. She comes to you.
-That's it. -Exactly.
My Young Lad, I'm coming to you because there's a bond between us which is
incredible.
Three children.
That's us.
You're not too old to have children, are you?
Mm.
No, not yet.
Fucking awesome!
But we can't be together.
-Come on, what are you talking about? -What gives?
-I met someone. -A TikToker!
No, not a TikToker.
And thank God because I hate those fuckers.
[all] Mm-hmm.
Now I really wanna be with you. Come on.
I need it. It's like this.
When you can't have something, you gotta have it.
Babes,
please listen.
I really fucking respect it.
That you came here to tell me yourself face-to-face.
Uh, sure. That's why I came here.
[can opens]
[playing piano]
Actually, I came to ask a tiny favor.
A break-up favor. Because of our shared past.
Break-up favor?
Yes, I'd like you to give a concert at my party.
Two, three songs would do.
When is the party?
Today.
[upbeat music plays]
Hey, you guys
and girls,
listen up.
-Have you heard about Young Juvenile? -Yeah, he's super.
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, well today he's giving a free concert if you download an app
and answer a few questions.
Okay.
[Paulina] Thank you, girls. That will be perfect.
Okay, so what are you trying to do?
Get my company back.
By throwing a concert?
-Have you answered the questions? -[roommate] Mm-hmm.
That app knows more about my fetishes than my three exes.
All right. So, what's this about?
[upbeat music plays]
[upbeat music ends]
Ciao, ragazzo.
Jabba?
-How'd you get in here? -With the tech crew.
Uh-huh.
Luckily, I still had my costume from the World of Computers.
Mario?
Luigi.
I was always different.
I always get nervous before public speeches
because I always fuck it up. [inhales sharply]
That's great. That is the goal today.
To fuck something up.
Where's Natalia? The office?
[music ends]
And here I was about to call the police to report you missing.
Sorry, I've had a lot going on lately.
Three days ago you wanted to scroll to the end of Instagram,
so that's progress.
[upbeat music plays]
I sense a bombshell?
We're screwing over Małgorzata.
[hesitates]
I want you to know about it and that you can't stop me.
Everything is ready.
Natalia is already at the office to apply our update to the app.
Wait, I think our office is the other way.
We're not going to Sexify.
Then where?
[Małgorzata] You'll see.
Today, we're going to take over the launch
and either Małgorzata will agree to our vision of Sexify or be…
[phone chimes]
NATALIA: I WON'T GET INTO THE OFFICE. SHE LIED TO ME.
You're not the only one dropping bombshells?
[tense music plays]
Tell me you still have access to our office?
No. Why?
Fucking hell.
[tense music continues]
[gong sounds]
What's going on?
You're right. We're not that different. We both have trust issues.
Ladies, welcome Małgorzata Dębska of Sexify!
[audience applauds]
Dear ladies, I was supposed to represent Sexify
at today's panel.
Instead, I have a surprise.
My place will be taken by the mastermind behind this wonderful app.
In matters of sex, she knows everything.
Natalia Dumała.
[audience applauds]
DEEP INSIDE YOURSELF
Let's begin.
It's my pleasure to officially welcome you to this panel, "Deep Inside Yourself."
-[upbeat music plays] -[inaudible]
[Rafał] Um…
I've added a sentence just at the very end.
"Technology has never been this sexciting! Yeah!"
Super, you're doing well, Rafał. Just drop that line.
Excuse me.
Are you making a speech? Let's get you mic'd up.
[clears throat] Yeah.
[music beeping]
Natalia can't access the office, so she can't integrate the apps.
Game over.
Crap!
[groans] I can't handle the pressure. I don't have the nerve for it.
Asia, will you tell us what you're going to do next?
[chuckles]
Your followers on social media consist of hundreds of thousands of Polish women.
What should they expect to see in the coming months?
Uh, in the next year, I will have a second book coming out.
You've already written it?
But you've only just released the last one.
[chuckles] Um, yes.
Well, so I just used the method, um, manifestation,
which says to talk about your plans as if they've already happened.
I wrote about it in my book.
The one I wrote, not the one that I'm about to write.
The one I already wrote.
[chuckles]
[exhales]
[sighs]
[gentle music plays]
Fucking hell.
Let's say I know something
that could maybe help you win.
-Some of the office computers are here. -Mm-hmm.
Would you be able to re-engineer the code for the app integration?
Of course, I can do that.
If I had a week Only Natalia knows the codes that well.
There's another option.
If Natalia gets close enough, she can log in to the building's Wi-Fi,
and then we can give her access to the company network.
Right.
But she'd have to get really close.
Apart from Natalia, we would need an army of users.
Sexify was never the real goal.
That's why Małgorzata wanted to release the app so quickly.
Yeah, it was a PR stunt. "An app by women for informed women."
Gag me.
Yes, but mostly it's about the data.
Intimate details collected by Sexify
make it a precious commodity on the consumer profiling market.
There are companies willing to spend great amounts
for what your app can show them.
Is that legal?
That depends.
On what?
On whether you can afford a law firm
where the lawyers are paid a grand an hour.
Okay, I have just learned that rich and powerful are fucking us over
and getting away with it.
Sorry, Maks, that's not what I call a shocker.
Don't go investing in palm oil.
The most important thing.
Małgorzata is selling most of the data to the Vertigo Funding Group.
Taking into account the predicted number that will use Sexify,
it could be a really big deal.
And do you know who is being shoved out of the European market by Vertigo?
-Yep. -Mm.
Sucks you're just telling me about it now.
Although,
you can still make up for it.
I'm asking you for the biggest favor anyone can do for anyone else.
-And that is? -Borrow your tiny car.
Come on. Come on.
Yes, Jabba?
Uh…
-Excuse me! -Yes?
Uh, sorry, I have to cancel the concert.
Not after everything's all set up.
And I'd like to rent your equipment.
[laughs] Forget it.
[sighs]
I could get you the equipment.
[upbeat music plays]
Natalia, please tell us about getting to know yourself in the context of sex.
PAULINA: GET TO THE WEB SUMMIT!
What was the biggest challenge in creating an app about sex?
Maybe it was the coding of neural networks with dynamic nodes.
Or coding parsers integrated with API data because the problem is that…
So, it was probably the nodes, I think.
Uh-huh. Vanessa, you also do not shy away from the topic of sex in your workshops.
Mm. No.
This is the way we can get out of our comfort zones.
In the third step of the workshop,
we ask ourselves some intimate questions, like, "the weirdest place you've had sex."
[all chuckle]
By the cemetery in a candle kiosk.
It was just me and Piotr Oleś and Sons.
Not planned,
but sometimes things work out differently than you plan it.
Please excuse me. I must… rescue my application.
[microphone feedback]
Did I do that correctly?
Uh, yeah.
Do you think it could work?
Meaning what?
This illegal party of yours.
[Paulina] Oh, I don't know.
But I know I have to try.
[upbeat music plays]
SXFY: NEW CONCERT LOCATION
PAULINA: MACIEK, CHANGE OF PLANS. WE'LL BE THERE:
Okay, they just changed the location.
-We're going to a secret party today. -Another party?
Tell you what, if I can score three goals off you, then you have to go.
[indistinct chatter]
[machine beeps]
Um, please, I'd like to get an entry pass.
-I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen. -Why not?
I received specific instructions not to let you pass.
Um, no, you've mistaken me for someone else.
[tense music plays]
Natalia!
[Natalia] Excuse me.
[tires screech]
[tense music plays]
[goal horn blares]
That's two now.
[exhales]
[engine revs]
[goal horn blares]
Three. You are destined to party. [chuckles]
Hey, sorry. Do you know where Babes is?
Uh… Babes?
Oh yeah, um… Monika, yeah?
-Ah. -Good question.
Good day to you, Monika. Your dad is out.
What do you mean? Why doesn't he answer his phone?
Today is Tuesday.
He skis on Tuesdays. No phone. It's a distraction.
Skiing on Tuesdays? For fuck's sake, no wonder his business is failing.
Excuse me?
Nothing. Gossip.
[tense music plays]
All right, I've got access to the screens in the main hall.
Fucking awesome.
Not that awesome.
Creep still hasn't let me in to the network at Sexify.
Don't wait, Creep! Come on.
Okay. They're downstairs. It's our turn.
[microphone feedback]
So excited to be here.
I can't wait for the launch. It's gonna be great.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
[Rafał grunts] Jesus Christ! I'm sorry! Oh God.
Excuse my friend.
You just can't help yourself around a girl with sandwiches, huh?
[upbeat music plays]
[Rafał exhales]
Let's do this shit.
[music ends]
This… we… So, I mean…
We'll win anyway.
You'll see. I mean, uh… you'll see, ma'am.
It'll be safer this way.
Wait!
[door closes]
Not again!
[Rafał groans]
[sad music plays]
[instructor] That's right, Marek!
Now gain some speed. Come on, speed up. Don't be afraid.
That's right! Now left, Marek!
That's right! And now right, Marek!
Beautiful, you're a regular Alberto Tomba!
[Marek] Monika? Hey!
I've got info about your competition. And it will cost you.
Monika, I'll be in the office the day after tomorrow.
We can talk then.
Dad, please cut the crap.
Business going wrong for the first time, and instead of facing it,
here you are skiing in Warsaw.
Or riding your bike. Or going to Rhodes.
Own your shit before you're not able to.
Before you lose your company.
It's fine.
You had a moment of weakness and that's totally okay.
And your daughter is here to get you out of it.
Let's go save a company.
Maybe two.
-Come with me to the stage. -You want me?
[Małgorzata] You will help me with the presentation.
[audience applauding]
Dear guests, I would like to extend to you my very warmest welcome
to what will be the most important event at this year's Warsaw Web Summit.
[audience applauds]
The launch of the wonderful, most incredible application, Sexify.
[audience applauds, cheers]
Those of you who know me well are certainly aware
that it is very important to me to support the issues of women.
That's why, as soon as I heard about our amazing app…
-Hey! -Hey!
What's going on?
Unfortunately, our friend who's best at talking didn't get here,
so we will try.
[Natalia] But the gist of it is
that we are making the launch of the real Sexify.
Um, everyone, don't listen to them. It must be a joke.
Małgorzata, be quiet.
[Paulina] I mean… Please…
Please stay quiet.
[woman] Where's Young Juvenile?
Don't worry, Young Juvenile will perform for you in just a moment.
Who's Young Juvenile?
-We're not talking to you. -The thing is, we're not here alone.
There's a big crowd with us.
[crowd cheers]
Who we invited here to show you all.
and particularly you, we wanna show you, Małgorzata,
what we've been fighting for all this time.
And I guess what you also wanted.
Everyone here has installed the app
as their entry ticket to get into this party.
And your answers that you entered into the app
will allow our algorithm to find you a sexual soulmate partner.
Sexual soulmate partner?
Wording is still in development.
And the application works.
It's amazing.
It doesn't judge you, your appearance or your character.
It doesn't encourage you to be dishonest or to show off.
It allows you to be truthful with yourself about who you are
and then find someone who's alike.
[Paulina] And you can kill it, Małgorzata.
First, we need to show it to the world.
Rafał, give me the access.
But Rafał's not here, so maybe let's end this show…
[Paulina exhales]
And yet someone gave us access.
[upbeat music plays]
Launch the application!
[phones chiming]
DOWNLOADING DATA
[upbeat music plays]
HI, IT'S ME
Małgorzata, you screwed us over, and we screwed you over. We're even.
Today we played hardball.
But if you can believe in this project,
we… we could create a better world.
Shall we do it together?
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
My answer is "Absolutely, no."
-Plan B. -You sure?
Like never before.
No?
That's fine.
[electronic music plays]
[beeps]
What happened? What did they do to the app?
I think they deleted it.
And you let them do it.
-You are… -A renegade.
No, you're fired.
Those things are not mutually exclusive.
We have to call Monika.
[tense music plays]
What's up, party animals? Let me hear you.
[audience cheers]
Make some noise!
♪ It's on the pedestal It's on the pedestal! ♪
♪ Horse! ♪
♪ It's on the pedestal It's on the pedestal! ♪
♪ Horse! ♪
♪ It's on the pedestal It's on the pedestal! ♪
♪ Horse! ♪
♪ It's on the pedestal ♪
-♪ Horse! ♪ -♪ It's on the pedestal ♪
-♪ Horse! ♪ -♪ It's on the pedestal! ♪
The skier has landed.
-Is that a code? -Yes and no.
♪ Mom doesn't make me sandwiches Mature man, I take it and I pay ♪
♪ I forge my own destiny I don't engage in horseplay ♪
♪ For 20 years I haven't watched porn 'Cause I don't know these people ♪
♪ Sitting in the lounge Drinking moonshine ♪
♪ Although I've grown out of parties ♪
♪ What's new for you ♪
♪ Is vintage for me ♪
♪ Questions like rain from a drainpipe Eyes clouded, a straight shooter ♪
♪ I'm the first, who was second Don't neigh, hon, you can talk ♪
-♪ She asks… ♪ -♪ Do you smoke? ♪
♪ Darling, The horse is Tabaluga's friend ♪
♪ Horse! ♪
[horse neighs]
What were you thinking?
That you're at fucking school?
You'll get a slap on the wrist and that's all?
I will bury you in debt.
You'd better not have children
because they'll have to pay off your incredible fucking stunt.
But first, I promise, you'll go to prison for it.
[door opens]
Hi.
This is my business partner, Marek.
And these are his lawyers.
Małgosia!
Małgosia, I really do respect sporting competition.
As you can see from this image and my energy, right?
Remember when I won the business half-marathon?
In Baden-Baden.
Or Lausanne was it?
-In Baden-Baden. -In Baden. Yeah.
It was fair.
Małgosia.
Fair competition according to the Olympic spirit.
Without any foul play.
I can see the guys at Vertigo and you are different.
I mean, you tried to trick me.
And to get your way, you treated those nice girls so badly.
Girls who only ever wanted to help their peers.
With sex.
Young people now have problem, you know?
There's a paper saying testosterone levels are falling drastically in young men.
Interesting article.
Antek, send it to Małgosia.
Oh, I will.
And now, let's talk business.
Let me tell you
my proposal, Małgosia.
First of all, you'll drop those dumb ideas about selling data.
And second,
you won't reactivate the app, Sexify.
May it rest in peace.
In exchange, my people and I
will forget about the whole thing. What do you think?
I have my own lawyers, Marek.
[Marek] Mm.
Then bring them in here.
Let them wrestle.
I have plenty of money for some good lawyers.
You have some money for some good lawyers.
You've got friends and connections in the press,
and I also have friends and connections in the press.
You know people at ministries, and I know people,
but we're really talking about this, Gocha.
Honest rivalry and within our balance of power,
it is the one who is in the right that will always prevail.
Un-fucking-fortunately for you.
Gosia, now I'm not saying that selling very sensitive data
from an app aimed at teenagers
to a shady corporation financed by an Eastern dictator
cannot be kept a secret.
But it won't be
when you try to mess with someone who's in your own league.
And who did you mess with?
Kasia?
Mr. Nowicki.
So, what it'll be?
Are we going to war?
All right, let's do it your way.
Excellent.
Down with post-truth!
Am I right?
But that's not all.
This stunt that my associate and her partners did today.
Let's forget about it. Huh?
Why should we intimidate each other with debts and… damages?
One day, this will all make us smile.
And how's your Robert? Did he get his hip operation?
Fuck you, Marek.
Geez. All right.
[exhales] Okay.
[upbeat music plays]
[sighs]
[Monika] Well, we didn't make millions.
Although we did rescue millions from Sexiguy Men by Rafał and Grześ.
Yeah, but in the end, Małgorzata was right that is a game
for celebrities who take private jets wherever they travel,
not subways.
Hey, we did save my father, just like he saved us.
That's a fair deal.
Go, ladybugs.
So, now what, ladybugs?
From what I've learned, things get a lot clearer at an after-party.
You did a fucking awesome job. Really.
I now declare that you're in charge.
[chuckles]
The now former Sexify deserves to have a nice farewell.
Count me out. I'm going to get some sleep finally.
And ladies, thank you.
[sad music plays]
For everything.
And I love you.
Wow.
It's a good strategy not to say things like that
because when you say them, it makes a fucking impact.
[chuckles]
I'm going.
Go.
-[crowd cheers] -[sighs]
♪ In front of me Are all the creatures I like ♪
♪ The small ones Happy ones and the big ones ♪
♪ With panache, style and chill ♪
♪ All the kids climbing up ♪
♪ I'm an animalist, you're my canvas ♪
♪ I'm the speaker, you're my muse ♪
♪ I make paintings, Wrap my heart in a rolling paper ♪
♪ The young noble The fire lights tenderly ♪
♪ Listen up to the young stallion Check out his tunes, his moves ♪
♪ He's in your head Pull off your push-up ♪
♪ And move it, move it ♪
♪ It's the young stallion Listen up ♪
♪ Check out his tunes, his moves He's in your head ♪
♪ Pull off your push-up And move it, move it ♪
♪ The young stallion ♪
♪ I ride around with this tune ♪
♪ The meter shows zero Then two hundred ♪
♪Foot, gas, foot, gas, SpaceX ♪
♪ Foot, gas, foot, gas, racer ♪
♪ The young noble arrives In the foreground ♪
♪ Things will get crazy So you better run ♪
♪ We're doing shots, I am Top Gun Fly away with you, Pac-man will get us ♪
-♪ And now admire this noble ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ And now admire this noble And now admire this noble ♪
♪ And now admire this noble ♪
♪ Listen up to the young stallion Check out his tunes, his moves ♪
♪ He's in your head Pull off your push-up… ♪
After today, I have only one question to have.
-Yeah? -Where is my Matiz?
I'm afraid it's been towed.
But don't worry, I'll buy us a new one.
I still have a fifty in my wallet.
I'm not sure if they'll have any change.
Wait, you said "us"?
Yes.
Thank you for what you did today.
For me.
But I didn't do it for you.
No?
I did it for myself.
You taught me to break windows and…
damn it, I liked it.
I've become a renegade.
Wait. And what are you trying to say about us?
So, hey, Monika.
Our sex… incredible.
It really is in my top seven, no doubt.
But…
we're not a good match. You know it, I know it.
It's not like the first guy you see as a real person
has to become your partner.
I know that our gender has a bad rep, but…
if you start giving us a chance, it might just pay off.
-[crowd cheering] -[chuckles]
I can't believe it. The donkey from Shrek just blew off the dragon.
-What is that? I didn't see it. -[chuckles]
♪ Young stallion! ♪
♪ Listen up to the young stallion Check out his tunes, his moves ♪
♪ He's in your head ♪
♪ Pull off your push-up And move it, move it ♪
♪ The young stallion Listen up ♪
♪ Check out his tunes, his moves He's in your head ♪
♪ Pull off your push-up And move it, move it ♪
♪ The young stallion! ♪
-[crowd cheers] -[cheers]
[crowd chanting] Ju-ve-nile!
-[siren wailing] -[whistle blowing]
[whistle blowing]
POLICE
One day, they will remember us.
[somber music plays]
[sighs]
[upbeat music plays]
[Adam] Hey.
I thought I should give you your keys back.
Thanks.
I finally managed to get to your launch.
Oh. You've seen one launch, you've seen them all.
Always a fail.
But this one went a little better, yeah?
That's right.
Nobody can take that away.
Mm. That's cool.
That our failures are becoming more and more spectacular?
No.
That you can start over.
[gentle music plays]
Mistakes are a good teacher.
You wanna watch something?
[chuckles]
What would you like to watch?
[indistinct chatter]
TV.
There's never anything on TV.
That's good.
…and open tunnels dug in the tuff by the Etruscans in the Bronze Age.
Etruscans. What a remarkable civilization.
I know nothing about the Etruscans.
-…botany, astronomy… -Too bad.
…it would take a long time to list fields of science in which…
[both laugh]
♪ I don't know anything About the Etruscans ♪
[gentle music continues]
♪ I don't know anything About the Etruscans ♪
[on repeat] ♪ I don't know anything About the Etruscans ♪
♪ I don't know anything About the Etruscans ♪
[both panting]
[upbeat music plays]
You're a genius.
[inhales, exhales]
[Adam] I'm going to the store. Want anything?
Coffee.
[upbeat music continues]
NEW PROJECT
♪ I don't know anything About the Etruscans ♪
[electronic music plays]
[electronic music ends]