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- Lies, it's all lies.

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You know it's all fake,

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but you keep coming back for more.

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- Wasn't it Einstein,

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who said-
- (mumbles) Spit it out.

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Wasn't it Einstein that said what?

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"Insanity is doing the same
thing over and over again,

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but expecting a different result?"

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- [Female Caller] Yes, that's it.

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- No, that's not it.

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Let me tell you something, sweetheart,

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that too is a lie.

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More lies that you people
all seem to believe nowadays.

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No, that quote did not come from Einstein,

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even though he's often attributed.

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Truth is, no one really
knows who said it first.

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Could be a Chinese proverb.

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Could have been Mark Twain.

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It doesn't matter.

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Truth is, it is a lie.

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It is a lie that Einstein said it,

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and it is a lie that you are now spreading

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like venereal disease.
- Please, just stop.

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God, I just didn't know.
- It is that bad.

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You should wanna know the truth.

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Instead, you wanna just
keep on believing the lies.

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So here's some truth for you.

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You ready?

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You sittin' down?

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Listen.

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Nothing will ever change between you

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and your lying, cheating,
no good boyfriend.

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How 'bout that?

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(female caller sobs)

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Wait.

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Are you crying on my show?
- It's just, if you-

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- Never cry on my show!
- I know-

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- Ever!

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Crying on my show is not permitted.

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Not on my time.

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Never.

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- But Taz-
- But nothing!

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Now, if you want me to play you a song,

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you want me listen to your
little problems, fine.

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But you cry, I disconnect you.

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Bye-bye.
- Wait!

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- Wait for death.
(button clicks)

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Why do you do it, people?

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Why do you insist on believing the lies?

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In this day and age of
Insta Face Twita Snap,

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everything is fake.

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You need to feel something that is real.

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So this next song,

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dedicated to all you freaks,
geeks, and losers out there.

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Enjoy.

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(mellow jazz music)

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(lighter flicks and thuds)

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- Stop insulting and
hanging up on the callers.

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Our ratings are already in the tank.

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Put that thing out!

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- What do you expect?

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People can stream any
song anytime they want.

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Why would anybody listen to AM radio?

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- Look, just don't insult the caller.

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- Look, that's what they get

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for calling at this hour,

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requesting a bunch of dumb ass song.

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- Play the damn music.

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- You forget who you're talking to.

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I'm DJ Taz the Maz, the master.

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- Okay, just play the
damn music, okay, Taz?

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Taz!

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(mellow jazz music continues playing)

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- Now that was a good song.

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It had everything.

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It had loneliness, sorrow,
despair, real emotions,

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not that manufactured, autotuned,
fake music industry crap.

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Hope you enjoy.

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Tony, we got another caller?

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No callers?

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Seriously?

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(laughs) Come on, people!

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I'm in the mood for one of
your calls right about now.

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Come on, let's do it.

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See, this job,

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it's kinda like Russian roulette.

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You know why, Tony?

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Because you push that button,

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you never know what's gonna happen.

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Come on, give me your best shot.

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Oh, looks like we got one.

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(button clicks)

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(button softly slides)

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You're on the air.

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- [Peter] I'm Peter.

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Hey.

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- Hey.

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How are you doin', Peter?

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- [Peter] Hello?

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- You're on the air.

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- [Peter] Oh-oh, hey, Taz.

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The Taz Man!

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Taz the man.
- Live and in the flesh.

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(Peter laughs)

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- [Peter] You are crazy, man.

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- We're all a little crazy.

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The world's crazy, isn't it?

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- [Peter] Yeah, man.

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- So what's your poison?

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- [Peter] What?

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- You know, we all have a poison,

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dope, smoke, meth, pills.

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What you got?

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- [Peter] I'm clean.

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Man, I...

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(Peter coughs)

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I swear.
(Taz scoffs)

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- Sure.

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Scouts honor?

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- [Peter] What?

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- Oh, that's right,

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you don't have a Boy Scouts
out here in Nashville, do you?

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- [Peter] Boy Scouts?

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- Hey, you know, "Always be prepared"?

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Boy Scouts?

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- Oh, that's gay, man.
- Well, you might have

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a point there.

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According to news reports,

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over 12,000 individuals may
have been abused as a Boy Scout.

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- [Peter] Oh, those faggots.

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- Well, see, but that's just the point.

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Boy Scouts have had a long tradition

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of denying openly gay individuals.

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- [Peter] Good.

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- Yeah, but they're all
a bunch of hypocrites,

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'cause even though they
deny those gay individuals,

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sexual abuse still runs rampant.

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Now, how can you explain that?

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- [Peter] Look, man,

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I don't even know what
you're talking about.

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- Yeah, I'm sure you don't.

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- [Peter] Hey, could you play a song, man?

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- Yeah, sure.

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What do you wanna hear?

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- [Peter] "Discrete Love"
from that babe, Antoinette.

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- Yeah, we don't have that one.

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- [Peter] You're crazy.

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It's everywhere, man.

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My jam now.

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Me and my girl love it.

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- It's your jam, yeah?

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Your girl?

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(Taz scoffs)
- Yeah, man.

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We love that song.

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- Yeah, well, we don't have that here.

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- [Peter] It plays on
your station all the time.

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- Not on my time.

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Now listen up, all you morons out there.

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I do not play that crap on my show.

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I play real music by real musicians,

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not fake, talentless pop stars

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who flaunt their ass and
tits just to get popular.

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(taps on glass)
- Man!

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What got up your ass?

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- The truth, Peter.

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The truth shall set you free.

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Now those fake ass, talentless
pop stars, like Antoinette,

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(laughs) they're not even real.

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She's not a real artist.

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She doesn't write her own lyrics,

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she doesn't play an instrument,
and she can barely sing.

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All she does is flaunt her body.

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- [Peter] Well, she does have a nice body.

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- Well, then let that airhead
go model for Victoria Secret,

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'cause she gets no play on my show.

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I play real music, real songs.

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- [Peter] That shit you
play now is no good.

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My girl and I wanna hear "Discreet Love".

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- Or what?

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Your girl won't put out

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if she doesn't hear that song, is that it?

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- [Peter] Shut up and
play the fuckin' song!

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- Well, let me tell you something.

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If you need that song to
make your relationship work,

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then your relationship is fucked.

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But your relationship is
fucked already, isn't it?

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You know why?

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Because love does not exist.

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It's all a lie.

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Flowers, and candy, and hearts,

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and naked boys shootin' arrows,

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it's all a lie made up to sell you shit.

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Love is just capitalism at its finest.

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- [Peter] Man, fuck you!

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- No, fuck you,

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because I am not the one who's fucked.

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I'm woke.

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You know what, people?

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You kill me.

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(Taz chuckles)

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You are still swallowing this love crap!

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Are you serious?

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You're get into these fake relationships.

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You make up these fake
stories about a happy ending

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that is not going to happen.

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(gentle instrumental music)
It's all fake.

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You hear nothing but
talk of fake news today.

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You know what fake news is?

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Wedding notices, engagement announcements,

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relationship statuses,
that's all fake, people.

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The Beatles were wrong.

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Dead wrong.

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Life is just a parade of meaningless sex

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and violence on the way to the cemetery.

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But don't get too depressed,

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because there is music to
accompany you along the way,

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so relax and sing along.

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(mellow jazz music)

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- I told you, you can't
talk to everyone like that!

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And cussing over the air?

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You are going to get our
license revoked by the FCC.

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- Hey, when are we gonna get
some decent food in here, huh?

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This pizza tastes like vomit.

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- They sponsor us.

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And that's not the point, Ese.

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- Oh, they sponsor us?

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Okay.

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It still tastes like ass.

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- Listen, you fucking better calm.

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The only reason

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why I haven't kicked your
ass out of this station

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is because people out there

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still adore you.

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So either you please them,

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or we go to the shitter!

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- Hey, guess what?

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We live in the shitter.

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- I'm gonna give you one last chance

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to just play the damn records.

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I don't care if it's Antoinette.

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I don't care if it's Boy George!

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Just play the damn music!

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- My contract stipulates

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that I have the right to
choose my own repertoire.

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I am not gonna sacrifice my
artistic integrity, okay?

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(Tony speaks in Spanish)

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- This isn't about integrity or art.

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Radio is dying.

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They have YouTube, Spotify,
iTunes, and all that.

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So if you don't want
to play the hits, fine,

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then talk to them.

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Do some sort of talk show or something.

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I don't give a shit.

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- I'm a DJ,

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not a motivational speaker, all right?

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And cut the Spanish, Ese.

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You're white.

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- I'm your boss and I'm Cuban, okay?

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So just play the damn music.

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(pizza box rustles)
Give me this pizza.

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- Take the fucking pizza.

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Bald son of a bitch.

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(mellow jazz music continues)

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(keys rattling)

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(car door clatters open)

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(car creaks)
(door slams shut)

267
00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:59,629
(engine turns over and strains)

268
00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:02,462
(engine sputters)

269
00:09:04,113 --> 00:09:06,937
(thuds dashboard)

270
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,938
(car door clatters open)

271
00:09:09,938 --> 00:09:11,172
(door slams shut)

272
00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:12,836
(footsteps pattering)

273
00:09:12,836 --> 00:09:16,919
(melancholic instrumental music)

274
00:09:25,655 --> 00:09:26,488
(door slams shut)

275
00:09:26,488 --> 00:09:27,798
(plaque shuffles and thuds)

276
00:09:27,798 --> 00:09:32,715
(melancholic instrumental music continues)

277
00:09:49,352 --> 00:09:51,999
(Taz sighs)

278
00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:54,806
(exhales loudly)

279
00:09:54,806 --> 00:09:58,428
Okay, I'm putting you on
the air in five seconds.

280
00:09:58,428 --> 00:09:59,296
Okay, welcome back.

281
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This is your DJ, Taz the Maz,

282
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,115
and we have Adam on the line.

283
00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:03,343
Adam, where you callin' from?

284
00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:04,344
- [Adam] Glenn Cliff.

285
00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:05,183
- Glenn Cliff.

286
00:10:05,183 --> 00:10:07,084
I know you got all the
pretty women out there, huh?

287
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,143
- [Adam] Nah, they all suck.

288
00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:09,275
(Taz laughs)

289
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,673
- So Adam, who's your favorite artist?

290
00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:12,706
- [Adam] I love TOP.

291
00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:14,273
Can you play "Shake It Out" for me?

292
00:10:14,273 --> 00:10:15,106
- Sure.

293
00:10:15,106 --> 00:10:16,372
But first, answer me this.

294
00:10:16,372 --> 00:10:18,572
Do you think that if
you flew over Antarctica

295
00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:19,992
you would reach the end of the earth?

296
00:10:19,992 --> 00:10:20,825
- [Adam] What?

297
00:10:20,825 --> 00:10:23,462
- Yeah, if you took a plane
to the end of the world,

298
00:10:23,462 --> 00:10:25,384
you think there'd be an edge or a limit?

299
00:10:25,384 --> 00:10:26,217
- [Adam] I don't know, Taz.

300
00:10:26,217 --> 00:10:27,503
I ain't never thought about that.

301
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,664
- Well, you should think about this.

302
00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:29,672
Did you go to school?

303
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:30,505
- [Adam] Yeah, but what does that

304
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,090
have to do with music, anyway?

305
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:32,981
- Everything.

306
00:10:32,981 --> 00:10:34,902
Did you know that your
favorite artist, TOP,

307
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,022
is raising funds for a trip to Antarctica

308
00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:39,261
so that he can prove
that the Earth is flat?

309
00:10:39,261 --> 00:10:40,732
- [Adam] I didn't know.

310
00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:41,722
- Well, now you know.

311
00:10:41,722 --> 00:10:42,708
So do me a favor.

312
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,741
Call me back after your trip
to the end of the world.

313
00:10:44,741 --> 00:10:46,137
Let me know how it went.

314
00:10:46,137 --> 00:10:47,739
(scoffs) Flat Earth.

315
00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:49,267
Can you believe that, people?

316
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:52,401
Copernicus discovered that the
Earth was round in the 1500s.

317
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,748
TOP, you're 500 years too late.

318
00:10:54,748 --> 00:10:56,612
Feel like we're going
backwards as a species.

319
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,154
Okay, got another caller.

320
00:10:58,154 --> 00:10:59,050
Who's on the line?

321
00:10:59,050 --> 00:10:59,909
- [Cynthia] Cynthia.

322
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,304
Been a fan of yours since the FM days.

323
00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:03,590
- Thank you, Cynthia.

324
00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,074
So Cynthia, do you believe
that the Earth is flat?

325
00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:08,437
- (giggles) No, Taz.
- Good.

326
00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:10,350
So who's your favorite artist?

327
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,391
Actually, I'll make it simple for you.

328
00:11:12,391 --> 00:11:14,147
What is your favorite music genre?

329
00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:16,266
- [Cynthia] Hmm, maybe the blues?

330
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:17,601
- Mmm, nice.

331
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:20,121
Do you know what the blues
were called in the beginning?

332
00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:20,954
- [Cynthia] No.

333
00:11:20,954 --> 00:11:22,901
- They called them race records.

334
00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:25,212
In the 1920s to the 1940s,

335
00:11:25,212 --> 00:11:27,635
race records were only
sold for black people.

336
00:11:27,635 --> 00:11:28,628
What do you think of that?

337
00:11:28,628 --> 00:11:30,701
- [Cynthia] Wow, that's terrible, Taz.

338
00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:33,411
- That is racist country that we live in.

339
00:11:33,411 --> 00:11:35,870
Racism still exists to this day.

340
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,727
Do you know that the cops
killed another black man

341
00:11:37,727 --> 00:11:39,735
while he was trying to
get into his own car?

342
00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,399
- [Cynthia] Right, that's messed up.

343
00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,462
- It's messed up indeed.

344
00:11:43,462 --> 00:11:44,690
Thank you for callin'.

345
00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:47,133
Here's a little old school blues for you.

346
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:52,133
("Baby, Won't You Please Come Home" plays)

347
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:56,323
♪ Baby won't you please come home ♪

348
00:11:56,323 --> 00:12:00,305
♪ 'Cause your daddy's all alone ♪

349
00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:04,421
♪ I have tried in vain ♪

350
00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:08,305
♪ Never no more to call your name ♪

351
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:12,320
♪ When you left you broke my heart ♪

352
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:16,020
♪ Because I never thought we'd part ♪

353
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:20,455
♪ Every hour and day you hear me say ♪

354
00:12:20,455 --> 00:12:24,849
♪ Baby won't you please
come home to your daddy ♪

355
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:28,552
♪ Baby won't you please come home ♪

356
00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:29,385
- All right, chumps.

357
00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:30,797
That's it for the Taz Man.

358
00:12:30,797 --> 00:12:33,132
I'll see you tonight.

359
00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:35,595
- [Radio Announcer] WGNS.

360
00:12:35,595 --> 00:12:37,705
(door creaks open)

361
00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:38,538
(door slams shut)

362
00:12:38,538 --> 00:12:41,788
(plaque shuffles and thuds)

363
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:44,621
(plaque clatters)

364
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,506
(blankets rustling)

365
00:12:53,115 --> 00:12:53,948
(Taz sighs)

366
00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:58,948
(gentle instrumental music)
(intense whooshing)

367
00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:12,250
- [Narrator On TV] Go
with one thought in mind,

368
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,101
to capture the poor, little sheep.

369
00:13:15,101 --> 00:13:18,184
(sensual jazz music)

370
00:13:19,022 --> 00:13:21,646
(wolves whistling)

371
00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:25,563
(sensual jazz music continues)

372
00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:30,261
(bottle softly thuds)

373
00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:32,092
♪ Discreet love ♪

374
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:35,542
♪ Being passionate through your magic ♪

375
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,867
♪ Your love makes me nauseous ♪

376
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,725
♪ Sometimes with me ♪

377
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:41,916
♪ Your love is selfish ♪
(liquid gurgling)

378
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:42,749
♪ Thought I can have you ♪

379
00:13:42,749 --> 00:13:45,890
♪ But you're makin' me so jealous ♪

380
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:46,723
(Taz exhales loudly)

381
00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:47,882
♪ Discreet love ♪

382
00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:49,696
♪ I'm watching you ♪

383
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,067
♪ As you're watchin' me baby ♪

384
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:52,900
♪ So if I were you ♪
♪ You ♪

385
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,733
♪ I would... ♪
(electronic static)

386
00:13:57,622 --> 00:13:59,275
(drawer shuffles open)

387
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:03,108
(dramatic instrumental music)

388
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,638
(gun rattles)

389
00:14:11,473 --> 00:14:16,473
(dramatic instrumental music continues)

390
00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:19,785
(gun clicks)

391
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:22,118
(Taz sighs)

392
00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:28,078
(Taz groans)

393
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:33,300
(dramatic instrumental music intensifies)

394
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,910
(Taz groans)

395
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,361
(sighs loudly)

396
00:14:36,361 --> 00:14:39,963
(breathes heavily)

397
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,214
(gun rattles)

398
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,131
(breathes heavily)

399
00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:48,096
(gun thuds)

400
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,157
(Taz exhales loudly)

401
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,906
- Man.
(bullets rattling)

402
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:53,027
(cap clatters)

403
00:14:53,027 --> 00:14:55,592
(pills rattling)

404
00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:58,009
(Taz grunts)

405
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,502
(liquid sloshing)

406
00:15:05,502 --> 00:15:07,919
(Taz groans)

407
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:12,974
(dramatic instrumental music)

408
00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:26,976
(alarm clock buzzing)

409
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:29,246
(objects clattering)

410
00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,305
(alarm button thuds)

411
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,722
(Taz groans)

412
00:15:42,671 --> 00:15:45,626
(intense whooshing)
(door creaks open)

413
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:46,996
(door slams shut)

414
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,116
What's up, man?

415
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,677
- You got a problem, Taz.

416
00:15:49,677 --> 00:15:50,726
- I got a million problems.

417
00:15:50,726 --> 00:15:52,926
Be more specific.

418
00:15:52,926 --> 00:15:55,326
- This ain't working.

419
00:15:55,326 --> 00:15:57,165
That little rant you did the other day

420
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,846
got us fined by the FCC,

421
00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,997
and now all our sponsors are pulling out.

422
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:02,556
- Great, no more pizza.

423
00:16:02,556 --> 00:16:04,416
Maybe you can get some decent
food in here for a change,

424
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,416
and probably get fat.

425
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,475
- Are you not listening?

426
00:16:07,475 --> 00:16:09,504
Do you not get it?

427
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:13,344
We can no longer afford
the rights to the music.

428
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,177
- Come on.

429
00:16:14,177 --> 00:16:15,507
Everybody knows I was just playin'.

430
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:16,366
- Listen, man,

431
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,684
no one knows, 'cause no one's listening.

432
00:16:19,684 --> 00:16:20,517
Okay?

433
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:23,216
So listen, from today forward,

434
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,847
the format changes.

435
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:26,008
It's no more music.

436
00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:29,444
Now, it's just a talk show about music.

437
00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:30,737
- Okay, let me get this straight.

438
00:16:30,737 --> 00:16:33,904
A talk show about music without music?

439
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,518
Who the hell is gonna listen to that?

440
00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:41,568
- Thanks to you, that's all we got.

441
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,834
You're on in 10 minutes.

442
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,834
Can't wait to hear this.

443
00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:48,105
- Come on, man.
(door creaks shut)

444
00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:50,598
Man, that's a damn podcast!

445
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:51,588
Hello, boys and girls.

446
00:16:51,588 --> 00:16:53,493
It me, DJ Taz the Maz.

447
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:54,326
And dig this.

448
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:56,568
We are under new management,

449
00:16:56,568 --> 00:16:58,738
so that means all hell
is about to break loose.

450
00:16:58,738 --> 00:16:59,571
You ready?

451
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:00,404
(Taz laughs)

452
00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:01,237
No rules.

453
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,320
And dig this.

454
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,423
No more music

455
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,067
Just you and I connectin'
over the airwaves.

456
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,873
You ready for this?

457
00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:10,518
Give it your best shot.

458
00:17:10,518 --> 00:17:11,839
You're on the air.

459
00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:12,672
- [Earl] Hey!

460
00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:13,504
Hello?

461
00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:15,296
- Hey, you're on with DJ Taz the Maz.

462
00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:16,253
What is your name, sir?

463
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:17,786
- [Earl] Yeah, I'm Earl.

464
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:18,619
- How you doin', Earl?

465
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,539
Thanks for callin'.

466
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,042
- [Earl] Yeah, I wanna hear that song,

467
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,860
what's it called?
- Wait a minute.

468
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,353
(chuckles) Earl, let me
stop you right there.

469
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,518
Maybe I was being a little too vague.

470
00:17:26,518 --> 00:17:28,451
There are no more songs.

471
00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:30,933
This program will no
longer play any music,

472
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:34,061
whether you request it or
whether I recommend it.

473
00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:35,885
No hay orquesta.

474
00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:37,614
No hay banda.

475
00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,447
No orchestra, no band.

476
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:42,603
We knew we were outta luck
the day the music died.

477
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,290
Bye-bye, Miss American Pie.

478
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,953
- [Earl] What the hell are you saying?

479
00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:49,641
I wanna hear "No Shoes,
No Shirt, No Problem".

480
00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,799
- Would that be an accurate
description of you, Earl?

481
00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:52,653
- [Earl] What?

482
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,731
- No shoes, no shirt, no service?

483
00:17:54,731 --> 00:17:57,091
- [Earl] What the hell
are you saying, boy?

484
00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:58,312
- Who are you calling boy?

485
00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:00,254
- [Earl] Oh, you're one of those?

486
00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:01,342
- One of what?

487
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:02,175
- [Earl] You know.

488
00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:03,133
- No I don't know, Earl.

489
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,335
Please enlighten me.

490
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,096
- [Earl] You're usin' big words, boy.

491
00:18:06,096 --> 00:18:08,537
- Oh, I'm sorry that my words
are to big for you, Earl.

492
00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:10,613
See, some of us boys, we went to school,

493
00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:12,856
that's actual school,
not cow tippin' school.

494
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:13,847
- [Earl] You son of a bitch!

495
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:16,529
- Tell me if this sounds like
a phone hangin' up, homeboy?

496
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,809
(Taz scoffs)

497
00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:19,406
Nicely played, 'Merica.

498
00:18:19,406 --> 00:18:20,239
Nice.

499
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,865
So this is it, huh, folks?

500
00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:25,117
This is what it's come down to?

501
00:18:25,117 --> 00:18:27,692
The fall of the empire is upon us,

502
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,561
and it's all your fault.

503
00:18:29,561 --> 00:18:31,407
You screwed it up.

504
00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:35,767
Too much fast food, too
much TV, too much booze,

505
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:38,065
too much drugs, too many
bullets, too many guns!

506
00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:41,065
(knocking on glass)

507
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:44,364
Just (scoffs) what happened, people?

508
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:45,957
Greatness was within our grasp,

509
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:48,186
and you let it slip away.

510
00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:49,809
How many of you are still listening?

511
00:18:49,809 --> 00:18:52,256
I mean, really listenin' out there?

512
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,237
I don't even blame the ones that bail.

513
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:55,070
(scoffs) You know why?

514
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,345
'Cause we're all shit.

515
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,178
Everything.

516
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,646
I'm shit, you're shit,

517
00:18:58,646 --> 00:18:59,479
and there's nothin' that can be

518
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:01,043
done about it.
(thumping on glass)

519
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:05,244
(ominous dramatic music)
(feet shuffling)

520
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,173
- We'll be right back after this.

521
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:10,062
What the hell was that?

522
00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:11,754
We just had this conversation.

523
00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:14,294
- That guy was a racist asshole.

524
00:19:14,294 --> 00:19:16,685
- [Tony] The whole world is full of 'em.

525
00:19:16,685 --> 00:19:18,314
You still have to do your job.

526
00:19:18,314 --> 00:19:19,594
- All right, fine.

527
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:22,094
- Where are you going?

528
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,282
If you leave now, don't come back.

529
00:19:25,282 --> 00:19:26,812
And then where will you eat?

530
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:29,403
Oh, I know, I know, nowhere.

531
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:30,736
You are nowhere.

532
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,415
- I'll figure somethin' out.

533
00:19:33,415 --> 00:19:34,734
Always have.

534
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:35,603
- If you could've,

535
00:19:35,603 --> 00:19:37,969
you would've a long time ago.

536
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,914
You've always been an asshole,

537
00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:41,685
even before her.

538
00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:44,114
The only difference now
is, that without her,

539
00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:47,405
people don't wanna put up with it.

540
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:49,238
I'm the only one left.

541
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,347
If you leave this station tonight,

542
00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:56,803
it's over, friend.

543
00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:57,636
Hmm, yeah.

544
00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,175
These commercials are two minutes.

545
00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:02,632
Make a decision.

546
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:03,715
I don't care.

547
00:20:04,754 --> 00:20:09,754
(ominous dramatic music)
(door slams shut)

548
00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:11,912
- [Voice Of Taz Over
Radio] AM Up All Night.

549
00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:14,255
And we are gonna be up
all night and all morning,

550
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,232
so stay tuned.
(door slams shut)

551
00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:19,899
(gentle instrumental music)

552
00:20:21,649 --> 00:20:25,482
(sirens wail in the distance)

553
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,689
(knocking at door)

554
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:37,806
(buzzer sounds)
(alarm clicks)

555
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:40,723
(door creaks open)

556
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:45,031
(door slams shut)

557
00:20:46,235 --> 00:20:47,902
- You're in my seat.

558
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:52,466
- You good?
- I'm good.

559
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:54,196
- You sure?
- I'm sure.

560
00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:56,029
Don't you even try it.

561
00:20:59,546 --> 00:21:00,388
Welcome back, everybody.

562
00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:02,905
This is DJ Taz the Maz.

563
00:21:02,905 --> 00:21:04,435
Now, let me start off by saying,

564
00:21:04,435 --> 00:21:05,268
I'm sorry for going

565
00:21:05,268 --> 00:21:07,691
a little to Alex Jones on y'all (laughs).

566
00:21:07,691 --> 00:21:08,829
I'm not as bad as that fool,

567
00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:09,663
but come on, people,

568
00:21:09,663 --> 00:21:11,714
you gotta meet me halfway.

569
00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:13,403
Now, like I said earlier,

570
00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:14,628
we're not playing music anymore,

571
00:21:14,628 --> 00:21:16,735
so it's just me.

572
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:21,095
I've gotta prove to my bosses
that I'm worth my paycheck.

573
00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:23,995
How many of you out there
have to do that, huh?

574
00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:25,153
Probably all of you,

575
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,542
all of you that are listening right now,

576
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:30,445
if there's anybody out
there still listening.

577
00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:32,028
But I know you are.

578
00:21:33,312 --> 00:21:35,253
I can feel you.

579
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,794
I can feel you out there breathing,

580
00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:41,044
drivin', drinking coffee, up all night.

581
00:21:42,763 --> 00:21:44,095
The miracle runs 24 hours,

582
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,037
but it don't run on Dunkin.

583
00:21:46,037 --> 00:21:47,515
It runs on us,

584
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,848
real people like you and me.

585
00:21:51,215 --> 00:21:52,606
Come on, I know there's somebody out

586
00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:55,488
who understands what I'm talkin' about.

587
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:56,321
Hmm?

588
00:21:57,558 --> 00:22:00,367
(chuckles) Hell, who am I kiddin'?

589
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,305
This is it, you know?

590
00:22:01,305 --> 00:22:02,222
This is it.

591
00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:06,282
There are no guarantees in life.

592
00:22:06,282 --> 00:22:08,146
One minute you're happy.

593
00:22:08,146 --> 00:22:09,107
You got it all.

594
00:22:09,107 --> 00:22:10,418
Everything you ever asked for,

595
00:22:10,418 --> 00:22:12,418
and then bam, it's gone.

596
00:22:13,716 --> 00:22:15,945
Just have to accept it.

597
00:22:15,945 --> 00:22:19,796
(gentle instrumental music continues)

598
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,135
You're on the air.

599
00:22:21,135 --> 00:22:22,557
- [Lucy] Hello, Taz.

600
00:22:22,557 --> 00:22:23,619
- Hello.

601
00:22:23,619 --> 00:22:24,487
Who am I speaking to?

602
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,737
- [Lucy] Just call me Lucy.

603
00:22:27,825 --> 00:22:28,658
- How you doin', Lucy?

604
00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:30,425
Thank you for callin'.

605
00:22:30,425 --> 00:22:32,057
So what's on your mind?

606
00:22:32,057 --> 00:22:33,546
- [Lucy] I understand.

607
00:22:33,546 --> 00:22:34,826
- What's that?

608
00:22:34,826 --> 00:22:37,505
- [Lucy] What you were
saying, I understand.

609
00:22:37,505 --> 00:22:38,738
- I was saying a lot.

610
00:22:38,738 --> 00:22:40,065
- [Lucy] And nothing at all.

611
00:22:40,065 --> 00:22:40,996
(both laughing)

612
00:22:40,996 --> 00:22:42,825
- Yeah, I tend to do that sometimes.

613
00:22:42,825 --> 00:22:45,286
- [Lucy] No, but you were
actually saying something,

614
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:48,627
about how this country
runs on people like us.

615
00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:50,137
- What, night owls?

616
00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:52,446
- [Lucy] No, people
fighting for their lives,

617
00:22:52,446 --> 00:22:56,176
just scroungin' those
dollars just to stay afloat.

618
00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:57,009
- That's who I am?

619
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,082
- [Lucy] It's been sounding like that

620
00:22:59,082 --> 00:23:00,473
the past couple months.

621
00:23:00,473 --> 00:23:01,313
- That bad, huh?

622
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:02,732
- [Lucy] There's no shame in it.

623
00:23:02,732 --> 00:23:04,543
No shame in being poor.

624
00:23:04,543 --> 00:23:06,444
- No, no shame.

625
00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:07,945
No great honor either.

626
00:23:07,945 --> 00:23:09,594
- [Lucy] Ah, Hitler.

627
00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:10,427
(Taz laughs)

628
00:23:10,427 --> 00:23:11,510
- Well done, Lucy.

629
00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:13,173
- [Lucy] I have my moments.

630
00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:14,423
- I bet you do.

631
00:23:15,425 --> 00:23:16,504
I used to have moments.

632
00:23:16,504 --> 00:23:19,912
- [Lucy] You still have
them from time to time.

633
00:23:19,912 --> 00:23:21,242
- Well, thank you.

634
00:23:21,242 --> 00:23:22,969
- [Lucy] That's why I followed you here

635
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,471
all the way from your glory days at FM.

636
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:28,243
- Ah, yes, my glory days at FM.

637
00:23:28,243 --> 00:23:29,871
Fame and fortune.

638
00:23:29,871 --> 00:23:33,090
- [Lucy] Yeah, but were you happy then?

639
00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:34,920
- I don't know,

640
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,564
but I was winning.

641
00:23:36,564 --> 00:23:37,531
- [Lucy] Do you feel like

642
00:23:37,531 --> 00:23:39,839
life's a game with winners and losers,

643
00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:42,759
and do you think you're losing now?

644
00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:44,070
- Feels like that at times.

645
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:46,877
- [Lucy] Yeah, well, we all
feel like that at times.

646
00:23:46,877 --> 00:23:49,123
- Are you winning in
the game of life, Lucy?

647
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,609
- [Lucy] Let's see.

648
00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:54,191
I'm broke, tired, and
bored out of my mind,

649
00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:56,121
but my bills are paid,

650
00:23:56,121 --> 00:23:57,660
I've got a bed to sleep in,

651
00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,247
and I'm sitting here talkin' to you.

652
00:24:00,247 --> 00:24:02,579
Since I'm a glass half full kind of gal,

653
00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:05,320
I'll say, yes, I feel like I'm winning.

654
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,811
- So Lucy, what do you do?

655
00:24:06,811 --> 00:24:09,290
- [Lucy] Let's just say, I help people,

656
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:11,113
just like you do.

657
00:24:11,113 --> 00:24:11,946
- Like me?

658
00:24:11,946 --> 00:24:13,841
(chuckles) Me, help people?

659
00:24:13,841 --> 00:24:15,170
- [Lucy] Yeah, listening to you

660
00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:17,676
helps me not kill myself out of boredom

661
00:24:17,676 --> 00:24:19,969
at two o'clock in the morning.

662
00:24:19,969 --> 00:24:22,140
- Well, do you like helping people?

663
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,750
- [Lucy] Helping people
is all I have left.

664
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:28,319
- I can see helping people
losing its charm real fast.

665
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:31,062
- [Lucy] Well, there's no
better exercise for the soul

666
00:24:31,062 --> 00:24:34,473
than reaching down and pulling people up.

667
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,609
- Wow, that's deep.

668
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,112
Care to elaborate?

669
00:24:38,112 --> 00:24:39,671
- [Lucy] All I know is,

670
00:24:39,671 --> 00:24:42,640
when people are broke down, left stranded,

671
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,489
just in a bad place,

672
00:24:44,489 --> 00:24:46,510
there's no better feeling
than being the one

673
00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:47,981
who gets them back on track,

674
00:24:47,981 --> 00:24:50,192
you know, to continue their journey.

675
00:24:50,192 --> 00:24:51,890
- Lucy, thank you.

676
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:54,410
Thank you for helping
me get back on the road.

677
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,559
- [Lucy] What are you talkin' about?

678
00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:58,590
- You know, restoring
my faith in humanity.

679
00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:00,550
- [Lucy] Thanks, I guess?

680
00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:02,461
I'm always happy to help.

681
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,428
- So Lucy, is there
anything I can do for you?

682
00:25:04,428 --> 00:25:07,246
- [Lucy] Well, you can't
play music anymore.

683
00:25:07,246 --> 00:25:08,497
- No, I cannot.

684
00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:10,976
But perhaps, there is something I can do.

685
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,726
(chair clatters)

686
00:25:14,993 --> 00:25:16,628
What is your take

687
00:25:16,628 --> 00:25:20,131
on the recent crave for old LP records?

688
00:25:20,131 --> 00:25:21,788
- [Lucy] (groans) Such a history, man.

689
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:22,778
(Taz laughs)

690
00:25:22,778 --> 00:25:24,217
- Perhaps.

691
00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:27,636
But I think I have something
that you might like.

692
00:25:27,636 --> 00:25:29,845
Can you see the moon from where you're at?

693
00:25:29,845 --> 00:25:30,986
- [Lucy] Yes, I can.

694
00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:31,912
- It's full, right?

695
00:25:31,912 --> 00:25:33,274
- [Lucy] Not quite.

696
00:25:33,274 --> 00:25:35,272
What do they call it?

697
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,060
Waxing Gibbous?

698
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,185
- Yeah (chuckles).

699
00:25:38,185 --> 00:25:40,371
Yes, it's called Waxing Gibbous.

700
00:25:40,371 --> 00:25:42,050
That'll do.

701
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:42,968
(record softly clatters)

702
00:25:42,968 --> 00:25:45,019
(buttons clicking)

703
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:50,019
(gentle orchestral music)
(footsteps clomping)

704
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:54,303
(door slams)

705
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:59,136
("Clair de Lune" by Claude Debussy plays)

706
00:26:11,999 --> 00:26:14,916
(insects chirping)

707
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:23,368
("Clair de Lune" continues playing)

708
00:26:27,255 --> 00:26:30,172
(insects chirping)

709
00:27:01,383 --> 00:27:03,281
Hope you like that.

710
00:27:03,281 --> 00:27:04,408
- Thank you.

711
00:27:04,408 --> 00:27:06,658
- No, thank you, Lucy.

712
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,997
- Perhaps, I'll get back
to helping people now.

713
00:27:08,997 --> 00:27:11,549
- All right, don't help 'em too hard.

714
00:27:11,549 --> 00:27:12,382
- Same.

715
00:27:13,645 --> 00:27:14,829
Good bye, Taz.

716
00:27:14,829 --> 00:27:16,408
- Good bye, Lucy.

717
00:27:16,408 --> 00:27:17,397
(button clicks)

718
00:27:17,397 --> 00:27:19,814
(Lucy sighs)

719
00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:23,922
(footsteps pattering)

720
00:27:25,619 --> 00:27:26,452
(door clatters open)

721
00:27:26,452 --> 00:27:30,285
(dramatic instrumental music)

722
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:31,958
(button clicks softly)

723
00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:33,465
You're on the air.

724
00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:35,269
- [Frances] That was beautiful, Taz.

725
00:27:35,269 --> 00:27:37,140
- (Laughs) Thank you.

726
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,101
What's your name?

727
00:27:38,101 --> 00:27:40,005
- [Frances] Oh, my
name's Frances, darlin'.

728
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:42,094
- Well, thank you for callin', Frances.

729
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,212
So you like that, huh?

730
00:27:43,212 --> 00:27:44,103
- Of course.
(Taz chuckles)

731
00:27:44,103 --> 00:27:45,969
I have not heard that song in ages.

732
00:27:45,969 --> 00:27:47,644
- Yeah, me neither.

733
00:27:47,644 --> 00:27:49,670
- [Frances] And that
Lucy, she was so nice.

734
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,789
Is she your girlfriend or somethin'?

735
00:27:51,789 --> 00:27:52,648
- No, not at all.

736
00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:54,773
That was my first time talking to her.

737
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:55,931
- [Frances] Such a sweetheart.

738
00:27:55,931 --> 00:27:57,470
- Yeah, she was.

739
00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,429
- [Frances] I deal with
truckers all the time.

740
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,961
Nothin' but truckers.

741
00:28:00,961 --> 00:28:02,076
Listenin' to you guys talk,

742
00:28:02,076 --> 00:28:04,653
it was a breath of fresh air.

743
00:28:04,653 --> 00:28:05,933
- What do you do?

744
00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:09,030
- [Frances] Oh, I'm a waitress, darlin'.

745
00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:09,863
- Well, if I was there,

746
00:28:09,863 --> 00:28:11,384
I'd leave you a big fat tip.

747
00:28:11,384 --> 00:28:13,022
- Why thank you, doll.
(Taz laughs)

748
00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:14,319
- Anytime.

749
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,152
- [Frances] Do you think you could have

750
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,009
Lucy call you again tomorrow?

751
00:28:17,009 --> 00:28:18,612
I'm pulling a double shift.

752
00:28:18,612 --> 00:28:20,069
- We'll see what we can do.

753
00:28:20,069 --> 00:28:21,802
- [Frances] I would appreciate that.

754
00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:23,000
- So would I.

755
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,211
- [Frances] Anyways, my
break is almost over.

756
00:28:25,211 --> 00:28:26,498
Thank you for that, Taz.

757
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:27,679
You've made my night.

758
00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:28,512
- You're more than welcome.

759
00:28:28,512 --> 00:28:29,371
You have a good night, Frances.

760
00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:31,621
- All right, bye-bye.
- Bye.

761
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,738
You're on the air.

762
00:28:34,738 --> 00:28:35,571
- [James] Hey, man.

763
00:28:35,571 --> 00:28:37,081
What's up?
- (chuckles) What's up, man?

764
00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:38,446
What's your name?

765
00:28:38,446 --> 00:28:39,355
- [James] James, dude.

766
00:28:39,355 --> 00:28:40,916
- What's up, James, dude?

767
00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:42,753
(chuckles) What's on your mind?

768
00:28:42,753 --> 00:28:44,511
- [James] That was beautiful, man.

769
00:28:44,511 --> 00:28:47,323
That song and that chick was hella cool.

770
00:28:47,323 --> 00:28:49,808
- (laughs) Yeah, she was.

771
00:28:49,808 --> 00:28:51,611
- [James] You gotta get
her to call you again.

772
00:28:51,611 --> 00:28:53,793
- We'll see what we can do.

773
00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:55,752
- [James] I wonder what's
she up to right now?

774
00:28:55,752 --> 00:28:57,287
- Me too, James, dude.

775
00:28:57,287 --> 00:28:58,405
Me too.

776
00:28:58,405 --> 00:28:59,859
(insects chirping)

777
00:28:59,859 --> 00:29:00,817
- [Lucy] All right, try it.

778
00:29:00,817 --> 00:29:02,699
(engine turns over)

779
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,311
(groans) There it goes.

780
00:29:04,311 --> 00:29:06,255
Hear that baby purr.

781
00:29:06,255 --> 00:29:07,788
- Hey, you got the magic touch.

782
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,651
(engine rumbles)
(hood slams shut)

783
00:29:09,651 --> 00:29:11,736
- All right, you should be good to go.

784
00:29:11,736 --> 00:29:12,569
- Thank you, Lucy.

785
00:29:12,569 --> 00:29:14,156
I don't know why she keeps acting up.

786
00:29:14,156 --> 00:29:15,466
- Yeah, it's probably just an excuse

787
00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:17,257
for you to see me again.

788
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,877
- Yeah, well, here you go.
(Lucy laughs)

789
00:29:18,877 --> 00:29:19,710
Thanks.

790
00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:20,543
- Thank you.

791
00:29:20,543 --> 00:29:21,751
I appreciate it.

792
00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,863
- Hey, whatever happened to
that guy you were datin'?

793
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:24,807
What was his name?

794
00:29:24,807 --> 00:29:26,882
(engine rumbles)

795
00:29:26,882 --> 00:29:27,715
- Duncan?

796
00:29:27,715 --> 00:29:29,401
- Yeah, that's the one.

797
00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:32,922
- Let's just say, that motor gave out.

798
00:29:32,922 --> 00:29:34,290
- Oh, well that's too bad.

799
00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:35,873
Y'all seemed happy.

800
00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,602
- Yeah, well, you better
get going, all right?

801
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:39,435
- All right.

802
00:29:39,435 --> 00:29:40,268
- Bye.
- Take care, pretty lady.

803
00:29:40,268 --> 00:29:41,351
- Drive safe, Mr. Peterson.

804
00:29:41,351 --> 00:29:46,351
(engine rumbles)
(mellow jazz music)

805
00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:51,341
(horn honks)

806
00:29:52,578 --> 00:29:55,661
(door clatters open)

807
00:29:57,591 --> 00:30:00,695
(door slams shut)
(mellow jazz music continues)

808
00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:02,163
(tool drawer clatters open)

809
00:30:02,163 --> 00:30:03,115
(tools clang)

810
00:30:03,115 --> 00:30:06,453
(tool drawer clatters shut)

811
00:30:06,453 --> 00:30:07,286
(radio shuffles)

812
00:30:07,286 --> 00:30:08,312
(electronic static)
- It's the veriest-

813
00:30:08,312 --> 00:30:10,278
(animated music plays over radio)

814
00:30:10,278 --> 00:30:12,945
(radio garbles)

815
00:30:14,373 --> 00:30:15,685
- [James] She could be anywhere, man.

816
00:30:15,685 --> 00:30:17,264
- [Taz] That's the beauty of radio,

817
00:30:17,264 --> 00:30:18,285
of dial up telephones.

818
00:30:18,285 --> 00:30:20,184
Don't you agree, James, dude?
(footsteps pattering)

819
00:30:20,184 --> 00:30:21,312
- [James] What do you mean?

820
00:30:21,312 --> 00:30:22,383
- [Taz] Those stupid cellphones

821
00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:24,345
have stolen the mystery from our lives.

822
00:30:24,345 --> 00:30:25,512
GPS, SMS, MMS.

823
00:30:26,509 --> 00:30:28,209
I thought we had enough with PMS.

824
00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:30,304
- Ha, yeah, man, it's crazy.
(Lucy laughs)

825
00:30:30,304 --> 00:30:32,208
- [Taz] It is unhinged madness,

826
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,393
this future we live in.

827
00:30:33,393 --> 00:30:34,777
We were lied to about "The Jetsons".

828
00:30:34,777 --> 00:30:35,610
- [James] "The Jetsons"?

829
00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:36,698
No, I don't know what that is.

830
00:30:36,698 --> 00:30:37,755
- [Taz] You're joking, right?

831
00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,377
How old are you James, dude?

832
00:30:39,377 --> 00:30:40,356
- Oh, 17.
(chair rustling)

833
00:30:40,356 --> 00:30:41,697
- [Taz] 17?

834
00:30:41,697 --> 00:30:43,790
Yeah, we are way past your bedtime.

835
00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:46,219
Good bye, just James.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

836
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,578
You think she'll call you?

837
00:30:47,578 --> 00:30:49,139
- [Taz] Answer the question, Jimmy.

838
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:50,448
I hope she will.

839
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:54,365
(whimsical instrumental music)

840
00:30:57,199 --> 00:30:59,457
(birds chirping)

841
00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:03,540
(indistinct chattering on radio)

842
00:31:05,087 --> 00:31:06,408
(chair clatters)

843
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:07,970
- [Radio Announcer] Try Gravel Ax.

844
00:31:07,970 --> 00:31:10,326
You'll be up and running in no time.

845
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:15,326
WGNS is not responsible-
(gentle instrumental music)

846
00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:26,515
(birds chirping)

847
00:31:26,515 --> 00:31:30,682
("Home Again" by Park Lane plays)

848
00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:38,183
♪ I failed you so many times ♪

849
00:31:39,582 --> 00:31:41,480
(car door slams shut)

850
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,313
(engine revs)

851
00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:47,313
♪ I committed so many crimes ♪

852
00:31:48,609 --> 00:31:53,609
♪ And I was pretty sure in myself ♪

853
00:31:56,109 --> 00:32:00,942
♪ You gave me reasons
to be somebody else ♪

854
00:32:02,569 --> 00:32:07,121
♪ Baby, I'm home again ♪
(car door slams shut)

855
00:32:07,121 --> 00:32:09,913
♪ Baby, here I am ♪
(door creaks)

856
00:32:09,913 --> 00:32:14,230
♪ I was lost ♪
(packages thudding)

857
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:17,342
♪ But now I'm found again ♪
(water rushing)

858
00:32:17,342 --> 00:32:19,675
♪ I am home ♪

859
00:32:20,996 --> 00:32:24,852
♪ I am home ♪
♪ Baby, here I am ♪

860
00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:29,185
♪ I was lost ♪
♪ Lost ♪

861
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:36,994
♪ Baby, I'm home again ♪
(microwave dings)

862
00:32:38,245 --> 00:32:40,517
(water sloshing)

863
00:32:40,517 --> 00:32:44,600
("Home Again" continues playing)

864
00:33:05,831 --> 00:33:08,748
(knocking at door)

865
00:33:11,934 --> 00:33:13,184
- Hey, open up!

866
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,651
(knocking at door continues)

867
00:33:15,651 --> 00:33:18,216
(Lucy groans)

868
00:33:18,216 --> 00:33:21,255
(knocking at door continues)

869
00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:23,652
(lock clatters)

870
00:33:23,652 --> 00:33:24,602
What the hell took you so long?

871
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:26,084
- I told you to come by at six.

872
00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:26,917
- But it ain't happenin'.

873
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,092
I gotta take Charlene to this audition.

874
00:33:28,092 --> 00:33:28,925
- Like I care.

875
00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:29,758
I was sleeping.

876
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:30,591
I had a long night.

877
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:31,424
- Look, like I care?

878
00:33:31,424 --> 00:33:33,018
Look, just move, and let me
come in and get my stuff.

879
00:33:33,018 --> 00:33:34,790
- Yeah, just come in and get your stuff.

880
00:33:34,790 --> 00:33:36,569
(door creaks and slams shut)

881
00:33:36,569 --> 00:33:38,368
- [Duncan] Yo, what the hell is this?

882
00:33:38,368 --> 00:33:40,380
Yo, if you damaged anything-
- You ain't got nothin'

883
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:42,432
in there worth a damn.

884
00:33:42,432 --> 00:33:43,848
- Where the rest of my stuff at?

885
00:33:43,848 --> 00:33:44,992
- That was it.

886
00:33:44,992 --> 00:33:46,800
- Oh, what about the TV and the microwave?

887
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,559
- I bought them both.

888
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:49,976
- No, no, it was mine.

889
00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:51,934
I see the microwave.

890
00:33:51,934 --> 00:33:52,808
Where the TV at?

891
00:33:52,808 --> 00:33:54,712
- I had to pawn my TV.

892
00:33:54,712 --> 00:33:55,545
- You pawned the TV?

893
00:33:55,545 --> 00:33:58,795
Man, go get that shit back-
- It's gone!

894
00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:00,729
- I'm taking the microwave.

895
00:34:00,729 --> 00:34:02,444
- You ain't taking shit.

896
00:34:02,444 --> 00:34:03,277
- You move the hell out my face.

897
00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:04,248
- Don't you dare!

898
00:34:04,248 --> 00:34:06,297
(horn honks)

899
00:34:06,297 --> 00:34:08,336
Your whore's calling you.

900
00:34:08,336 --> 00:34:09,410
- Shut your ass up!

901
00:34:09,410 --> 00:34:10,708
(Lucy thuds)

902
00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:14,374
(somber instrumental music)

903
00:34:16,642 --> 00:34:18,621
(Lucy sobs)
(footsteps pattering)

904
00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:21,454
(microwave thuds)

905
00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:24,215
(Duncan groans)

906
00:34:24,215 --> 00:34:25,376
(footsteps pattering)

907
00:34:25,376 --> 00:34:26,938
Get up!

908
00:34:26,938 --> 00:34:27,771
Get up!

909
00:34:29,022 --> 00:34:32,272
Man, get your ass up and open the door!

910
00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:34,743
Nevermind.

911
00:34:36,316 --> 00:34:37,847
Pathetic.

912
00:34:37,847 --> 00:34:40,180
(Lucy sobs)

913
00:34:41,669 --> 00:34:42,984
(microwave clangs)

914
00:34:42,984 --> 00:34:44,334
Fuck!

915
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:46,575
(boxes thudding)

916
00:34:46,575 --> 00:34:50,238
(Duncan yells indistinctly)
(microwave clangs)

917
00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:53,405
(boxes thudding)
Man!

918
00:34:54,813 --> 00:34:57,146
(Lucy sobs)

919
00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:04,636
(door softly shuts)

920
00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:07,303
(lock clicking)

921
00:35:10,465 --> 00:35:12,798
(Lucy sobs)

922
00:35:21,103 --> 00:35:22,364
(alarm buzzing)

923
00:35:22,364 --> 00:35:24,037
(button clicks)

924
00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:26,739
(blankets rustling)

925
00:35:26,739 --> 00:35:31,527
(uptempo funky music)
(door creaks)

926
00:35:31,527 --> 00:35:33,777
(Taz hums)

927
00:35:36,862 --> 00:35:37,995
- [Tony] I love you man.

928
00:35:37,995 --> 00:35:39,368
You were beautiful.

929
00:35:39,368 --> 00:35:40,201
(Tony laughs)

930
00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:41,437
- Okay?
- Okay.

931
00:35:41,437 --> 00:35:43,226
Oh, you smug maricón.

932
00:35:43,226 --> 00:35:44,676
You know what this is?

933
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,728
- Your Cuban birth certificate?

934
00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,716
- No, it's last night's results.

935
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:49,738
We were a huge hit.

936
00:35:49,738 --> 00:35:51,096
We even trended last night.

937
00:35:51,096 --> 00:35:51,929
- Get outta here?

938
00:35:51,929 --> 00:35:54,137
- It's true, look.

939
00:35:54,137 --> 00:35:55,166
(Taz laughs)

940
00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,487
- Well, it was 2:00 AM,

941
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,880
even paint drying would
trend at that hour.

942
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,286
- That's not the point.

943
00:36:00,286 --> 00:36:01,993
The point is, is that they liked it,

944
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,673
and you on the air cupcaking,

945
00:36:03,673 --> 00:36:05,152
oh man, is amazing.

946
00:36:05,152 --> 00:36:06,478
- Yeah, she was great.

947
00:36:06,478 --> 00:36:07,931
- She was better than great.

948
00:36:07,931 --> 00:36:09,080
She was amazing.

949
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,102
- Amazing, yes.

950
00:36:10,102 --> 00:36:11,109
- So, hey!

951
00:36:11,109 --> 00:36:12,671
Do you think she'll call tonight?

952
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:13,719
- We'll see.

953
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,280
- I hope so.

954
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,348
Okay?

955
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:21,106
(Tony speaks in foreign language)

956
00:36:21,106 --> 00:36:23,395
(upbeat funky music continues)

957
00:36:23,395 --> 00:36:25,029
- Yeah, I know what time it is.

958
00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:26,726
I got a big clock starin' right at me.

959
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,094
- [Frances] I was hopin' she would call.

960
00:36:28,094 --> 00:36:29,516
You said she would.

961
00:36:29,516 --> 00:36:32,619
- No, Frances, I said we
would see what we could do.

962
00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:33,783
- [Frances] Well, do somethin'.

963
00:36:33,783 --> 00:36:35,033
- We're tryin'.

964
00:36:35,954 --> 00:36:37,263
Lucy, if you're listening,

965
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,292
we shouldn't keep the audience waiting.

966
00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:40,156
- [Frances] I'm gonna hang up.

967
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:41,132
She might be trying to call

968
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,565
and keeps gettin' a busy signal.

969
00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:43,398
Bye.
- Bye.

970
00:36:44,547 --> 00:36:46,204
(sighs) Lucy.

971
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,603
Lucy?

972
00:36:47,603 --> 00:36:51,974
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds ♪

973
00:36:51,974 --> 00:36:53,312
Please don't make me sing that again.

974
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,120
(laughs) Please.

975
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,043
All right, Lucy, come on.

976
00:36:56,043 --> 00:36:57,274
We're waitin' for you, girl.

977
00:36:57,274 --> 00:36:59,871
We'll be back after this.

978
00:36:59,871 --> 00:37:02,182
(sighs) Any luck?

979
00:37:02,182 --> 00:37:03,182
- No, sorry.

980
00:37:04,821 --> 00:37:05,654
- Damn it.

981
00:37:05,654 --> 00:37:06,972
I really thought she would call.

982
00:37:06,972 --> 00:37:08,835
- I knew it was too good to be true.

983
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,150
Don't you?

984
00:37:10,150 --> 00:37:11,940
- No, no, don't say that, all right?

985
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,498
This wasn't a fluke.

986
00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:15,415
I felt somethin' there.

987
00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:22,107
♪ Here we go with the same old ♪
- Well, think of something.

988
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:23,481
You're the DJ, okay?

989
00:37:23,481 --> 00:37:24,688
It's your show, right?

990
00:37:24,688 --> 00:37:25,980
- What can I do?

991
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,230
- I don't know.

992
00:37:28,177 --> 00:37:29,129
- All right, All right, all right.

993
00:37:29,129 --> 00:37:29,962
Let's just...

994
00:37:29,962 --> 00:37:31,591
Maybe we can fill the air.

995
00:37:31,591 --> 00:37:33,448
- Hey look, look, look, look.

996
00:37:33,448 --> 00:37:34,389
The light.

997
00:37:34,389 --> 00:37:35,222
- Oh.

998
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:37,880
Hello?

999
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,037
- [Lucy] Hello, Taz.

1000
00:37:39,037 --> 00:37:39,870
- Lucy?

1001
00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,814
- The one and the only.

1002
00:37:41,814 --> 00:37:44,165
- (laughs) I'm so glad you called.

1003
00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:45,123
- You are?

1004
00:37:45,123 --> 00:37:46,553
- Yes, we all are.

1005
00:37:46,553 --> 00:37:47,735
- We?

1006
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:50,669
- Well, everybody here at the
station, and our listeners,

1007
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:54,095
they really enjoyed our
conversation last night.

1008
00:37:54,095 --> 00:37:55,482
- I did too.

1009
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,772
- Ready for part two?

1010
00:37:56,772 --> 00:37:58,115
- I am.

1011
00:37:58,115 --> 00:37:59,195
- All right, good.

1012
00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:00,028
I'm a patch you in right now.

1013
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:02,778
Ready?
♪ Oh yeah ♪

1014
00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:06,334
- And we are back!

1015
00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:08,773
This is your DJ, Taz the Maz.

1016
00:38:08,773 --> 00:38:11,690
And we have a special guest
again tonight, Miss Lucy.

1017
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,283
- Hello, everybody.

1018
00:38:13,283 --> 00:38:14,453
- You know, I have to admit,

1019
00:38:14,453 --> 00:38:16,186
I was gettin' kinda scared.

1020
00:38:16,186 --> 00:38:17,607
- About what?

1021
00:38:17,607 --> 00:38:19,403
- Well, I was scared you wouldn't call.

1022
00:38:19,403 --> 00:38:20,822
- Why wouldn't I?

1023
00:38:20,822 --> 00:38:22,095
- You know how people are.

1024
00:38:22,095 --> 00:38:24,716
- Yeah, don't talk to me about people.

1025
00:38:24,716 --> 00:38:27,076
- (laughs) Yeah, people are the worst,

1026
00:38:27,076 --> 00:38:28,083
but not you.

1027
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:28,916
- How do you know?

1028
00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:29,882
I could be horrible.

1029
00:38:29,882 --> 00:38:31,363
- I don't think so.

1030
00:38:31,363 --> 00:38:33,424
- Well, I could be a real bitch.

1031
00:38:33,424 --> 00:38:35,664
- Hey, hey (laughs)!

1032
00:38:35,664 --> 00:38:36,497
Lucy, come on.

1033
00:38:36,497 --> 00:38:37,464
We're on the radio.

1034
00:38:37,464 --> 00:38:40,522
- Oh, I'm sorry, but I could be a real B,

1035
00:38:40,522 --> 00:38:42,410
somebody who double parks,

1036
00:38:42,410 --> 00:38:44,077
and cuts people off,

1037
00:38:45,225 --> 00:38:48,354
bite her fingernails in
public, doesn't wear deodorant.

1038
00:38:48,354 --> 00:38:51,135
- Even worse, you could be a Republican.

1039
00:38:51,135 --> 00:38:52,052
- I am.

1040
00:38:52,052 --> 00:38:53,950
- Oh, I was wrong, you are a nasty B.

1041
00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:55,680
(both laughing)

1042
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,513
No, you know what?

1043
00:38:56,513 --> 00:38:57,346
I don't think so.

1044
00:38:57,346 --> 00:38:59,735
- Well, how can you be so certain?

1045
00:38:59,735 --> 00:39:00,568
- I don't know.

1046
00:39:00,568 --> 00:39:02,875
Just got a feeling about you.

1047
00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:03,976
I'm going out on a limb.

1048
00:39:03,976 --> 00:39:05,449
- Is that smart?

1049
00:39:05,449 --> 00:39:07,079
- Oh, I'm not that smart.

1050
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:10,472
- Yeah, well you are a
great conversationalist.

1051
00:39:10,472 --> 00:39:12,054
- I have my moments.

1052
00:39:12,054 --> 00:39:13,969
Okay, so we both agree,

1053
00:39:13,969 --> 00:39:16,008
trusting people isn't easy?

1054
00:39:16,008 --> 00:39:18,186
- Yeah, I don't think I'm capable

1055
00:39:18,186 --> 00:39:20,973
of trusting anyone anymore.

1056
00:39:20,973 --> 00:39:21,806
- You know what?

1057
00:39:21,806 --> 00:39:23,292
I'm gonna go out on another limb.

1058
00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:24,395
Someone hurt you?

1059
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:25,515
- Yeah.
- It's a girl?

1060
00:39:25,515 --> 00:39:26,348
Guy?

1061
00:39:26,348 --> 00:39:28,124
- He was an asshole.

1062
00:39:28,124 --> 00:39:32,981
- Ah, bet he was if he hurt
somebody wonderful like you.

1063
00:39:32,981 --> 00:39:34,136
- You keep saying that,

1064
00:39:34,136 --> 00:39:35,668
but how do you know?

1065
00:39:35,668 --> 00:39:37,456
- A lifetime of betrayal has made me

1066
00:39:37,456 --> 00:39:39,752
an excellent judge of character.

1067
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,636
- Yeah, you're too modest.

1068
00:39:41,636 --> 00:39:43,619
- Yeah, modesty is for suckers.

1069
00:39:43,619 --> 00:39:44,696
- I disagree.

1070
00:39:44,696 --> 00:39:45,529
- Why?

1071
00:39:45,529 --> 00:39:47,917
- Because there's too many
entitled idiots out here

1072
00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:49,717
who have no regard for others.

1073
00:39:49,717 --> 00:39:50,907
The only time that they stop

1074
00:39:50,907 --> 00:39:53,116
is to see who they're steppin' on.

1075
00:39:53,116 --> 00:39:54,268
Modest and humble people,

1076
00:39:54,268 --> 00:39:56,477
they're an endangered species.

1077
00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,053
We don't reward those people,

1078
00:39:58,053 --> 00:40:01,138
the people who take the
punches for everyone else.

1079
00:40:01,138 --> 00:40:02,218
- You're right.

1080
00:40:02,218 --> 00:40:03,051
We don't.

1081
00:40:04,365 --> 00:40:07,855
Cocky people get all
the love and the claim.

1082
00:40:07,855 --> 00:40:11,388
Other people are just there
to pick up the pieces.

1083
00:40:11,388 --> 00:40:13,816
- I thought that's what
you were saying last night?

1084
00:40:13,816 --> 00:40:14,979
- I was.

1085
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,714
- It sounds as if you're
just figuring it out?

1086
00:40:17,714 --> 00:40:20,256
- That's because I'm just
figuring out that I am one.

1087
00:40:20,256 --> 00:40:22,235
- No, not at all.

1088
00:40:22,235 --> 00:40:23,949
- Yes, I am.

1089
00:40:23,949 --> 00:40:26,993
And even now, at the
bottom, I cannot be humble.

1090
00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:29,522
Just wallow in self-pity.

1091
00:40:29,522 --> 00:40:32,288
(scoffs) Think the world should bow to me,

1092
00:40:32,288 --> 00:40:33,452
because I've read a book or two,

1093
00:40:33,452 --> 00:40:36,473
and if they don't, I lash out.

1094
00:40:36,473 --> 00:40:38,515
- It's amusing sometimes.

1095
00:40:38,515 --> 00:40:40,117
- Yeah, I thought it was,

1096
00:40:40,117 --> 00:40:40,950
but it's not.

1097
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,976
It's just (scoffs) pathetic.

1098
00:40:42,976 --> 00:40:44,967
- Well, if you feel like that,

1099
00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:46,035
you can change it.

1100
00:40:46,035 --> 00:40:47,669
- You really think people can change?

1101
00:40:47,669 --> 00:40:48,703
- I don't know.

1102
00:40:48,703 --> 00:40:50,006
I've spent my whole lifetime

1103
00:40:50,006 --> 00:40:51,469
waiting for someone to change,

1104
00:40:51,469 --> 00:40:53,136
and they never have.

1105
00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:57,268
(sighs) But I trust you.

1106
00:40:57,268 --> 00:40:58,658
You can change.

1107
00:40:58,658 --> 00:41:00,214
- You trust me?

1108
00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:02,857
I thought you just said,
trusting people wasn't smart?

1109
00:41:02,857 --> 00:41:06,188
- I guess I'm not that smart either.

1110
00:41:06,188 --> 00:41:07,177
- Well, I like having these

1111
00:41:07,177 --> 00:41:08,671
not-so-smart conversations with you.

1112
00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:10,649
- Yeah, I do too.

1113
00:41:10,649 --> 00:41:12,198
But I have to go now.

1114
00:41:12,198 --> 00:41:13,409
- Okay, wait.

1115
00:41:13,409 --> 00:41:14,518
- What?

1116
00:41:14,518 --> 00:41:17,683
- Would you care to do
this again tomorrow night?

1117
00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:18,767
- Sure.

1118
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:20,419
- Does 2:00 AM work for you?

1119
00:41:20,419 --> 00:41:22,454
- Yes, that's fine.

1120
00:41:22,454 --> 00:41:23,989
- Okay, then it's a date.

1121
00:41:23,989 --> 00:41:24,822
- Okay.

1122
00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:27,208
Goodbye, Taz.

1123
00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:28,208
- Bye, Lucy.

1124
00:41:30,101 --> 00:41:31,877
(phone receiver clangs softly)

1125
00:41:31,877 --> 00:41:33,564
We'll be right back after this.

1126
00:41:33,564 --> 00:41:37,285
(gentle instrumental music)

1127
00:41:37,285 --> 00:41:40,868
("Ain't We Got Fun" plays)

1128
00:41:43,157 --> 00:41:46,017
♪ Every mornin', every evenin' ♪

1129
00:41:46,017 --> 00:41:48,584
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1130
00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:50,059
♪ Not much money ♪

1131
00:41:50,059 --> 00:41:51,446
♪ Oh, but honey ♪

1132
00:41:51,446 --> 00:41:54,637
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1133
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:57,323
♪ The rent's unpaid, dear ♪

1134
00:41:57,323 --> 00:42:00,295
♪ And we haven't a bus ♪

1135
00:42:00,295 --> 00:42:03,108
♪ But smiles were made, dear ♪

1136
00:42:03,108 --> 00:42:05,775
♪ For people like us ♪

1137
00:42:05,775 --> 00:42:07,200
♪ In the winter ♪

1138
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,794
♪ In the summer ♪

1139
00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:11,237
♪ Don't we have fun ♪

1140
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:14,243
♪ Times are a bum and gettin' bummer ♪

1141
00:42:14,243 --> 00:42:17,151
♪ Still, we have fun ♪

1142
00:42:17,151 --> 00:42:19,430
♪ There's nothin' surer ♪

1143
00:42:19,430 --> 00:42:22,802
♪ The rich get rich and
the poor get poorer ♪

1144
00:42:22,802 --> 00:42:24,231
♪ In the meantime ♪

1145
00:42:24,231 --> 00:42:25,600
♪ In between time ♪

1146
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,242
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1147
00:42:28,242 --> 00:42:29,845
♪ Every morning ♪

1148
00:42:29,845 --> 00:42:31,299
♪ Every evening ♪

1149
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,757
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1150
00:42:33,757 --> 00:42:35,284
♪ Not much money ♪

1151
00:42:35,284 --> 00:42:39,757
♪ Oh, but honey, ain't we got fun ♪

1152
00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:42,523
♪ The rent's unpaid, dear ♪

1153
00:42:42,523 --> 00:42:45,430
♪ And we haven't a bus ♪

1154
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:48,198
♪ But smiles were made, dear ♪

1155
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:50,802
♪ For people like us ♪

1156
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,517
♪ In the winter ♪

1157
00:42:52,517 --> 00:42:53,826
♪ In the summer ♪

1158
00:42:53,826 --> 00:42:56,392
♪ Don't we have fun ♪

1159
00:42:56,392 --> 00:42:59,495
♪ Times are a bum and getting bummer ♪

1160
00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:02,342
♪ Still, we have fun ♪

1161
00:43:02,342 --> 00:43:04,757
♪ There's nothing surer ♪

1162
00:43:04,757 --> 00:43:07,912
♪ The rich get rich and
the poor get poorer ♪

1163
00:43:07,912 --> 00:43:09,395
♪ In the meantime ♪

1164
00:43:09,395 --> 00:43:10,806
♪ In between time ♪

1165
00:43:10,806 --> 00:43:15,806
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1166
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:21,997
♪ Landlords mad and gettin' madder ♪

1167
00:43:21,997 --> 00:43:24,612
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1168
00:43:24,612 --> 00:43:27,639
♪ Times are bad and gettin' badder ♪

1169
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,642
♪ Still, we have fun ♪

1170
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:33,416
♪ When I first talked with you ♪

1171
00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:36,136
♪ I was having a thought ♪

1172
00:43:36,136 --> 00:43:38,861
♪ And when I heard you ♪

1173
00:43:38,861 --> 00:43:41,526
♪ Feelings couldn't be fought ♪

1174
00:43:41,526 --> 00:43:46,526
♪ Since the day I met you I
won't let you go to chance ♪

1175
00:43:47,471 --> 00:43:49,581
♪ Talk to me, I talk to you ♪

1176
00:43:49,581 --> 00:43:52,887
♪ Oh, such sweet romance ♪

1177
00:43:52,887 --> 00:43:57,887
♪ It's not whomever 'cause me
and you go great together ♪

1178
00:43:58,672 --> 00:44:00,241
♪ In the meantime ♪

1179
00:44:00,241 --> 00:44:01,639
♪ In between time ♪

1180
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,556
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

1181
00:44:12,895 --> 00:44:16,198
- [Antoinette] Have you seen this?

1182
00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:18,964
- People seem to like it.

1183
00:44:18,964 --> 00:44:20,465
Have you heard it?

1184
00:44:20,465 --> 00:44:23,965
- I started to, but I couldn't stomach it.

1185
00:44:25,089 --> 00:44:26,302
- It's different.

1186
00:44:26,302 --> 00:44:28,717
- Like good different?

1187
00:44:28,717 --> 00:44:30,508
- People just like a novelty.

1188
00:44:30,508 --> 00:44:33,129
- How long has it been going on?

1189
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,174
- Antoinette, stop worrying about him.

1190
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,259
In a week nobody's gonna care about

1191
00:44:37,259 --> 00:44:39,092
a lousy AM radio show.

1192
00:44:40,089 --> 00:44:41,250
We go on in five minutes.

1193
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:44,917
(gentle instrumental music)

1194
00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:54,315
- [Taz] Hey, you!

1195
00:44:54,315 --> 00:44:55,519
- Hey, hungry hippo.

1196
00:44:55,519 --> 00:44:56,908
- Why am I hungry hippo?

1197
00:44:56,908 --> 00:44:59,101
- Because you're always eating in there.

1198
00:44:59,101 --> 00:45:00,778
- Oh, right.

1199
00:45:00,778 --> 00:45:03,248
You should see the spread
we got down here nowadays.

1200
00:45:03,248 --> 00:45:04,894
- Yeah, what is it?

1201
00:45:04,894 --> 00:45:07,216
- There's gluten free crackers,

1202
00:45:07,216 --> 00:45:09,065
a little Burrata cheese,

1203
00:45:09,065 --> 00:45:10,856
a little avocado toast, mmm.

1204
00:45:10,856 --> 00:45:12,177
- Uck!
(Taz groans)

1205
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,176
- Girl, it's delicious.

1206
00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:14,983
- You are a despicable hipster.

1207
00:45:14,983 --> 00:45:16,375
That's who you are.

1208
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,887
- (scoffs) Eating good makes
me a despicable hipster?

1209
00:45:18,887 --> 00:45:20,336
- Yeah, you can still eat good

1210
00:45:20,336 --> 00:45:22,663
without eating all that pretentious crap.

1211
00:45:22,663 --> 00:45:23,576
- Have you tried it out?

1212
00:45:23,576 --> 00:45:24,701
- No, I haven't.

1213
00:45:24,701 --> 00:45:25,943
I can't afford it.

1214
00:45:25,943 --> 00:45:27,075
- What do you normally eat?

1215
00:45:27,075 --> 00:45:28,614
- That's a personal question.

1216
00:45:28,614 --> 00:45:29,447
- No, it's not.

1217
00:45:29,447 --> 00:45:30,480
- It totally is,

1218
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,766
because if I tell you what I eat

1219
00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:33,835
then you can make all sorts of judgements,

1220
00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:36,726
you know, about who I am, how I live, so.

1221
00:45:36,726 --> 00:45:39,014
- Okay, first of all, I
wouldn't dare do that.

1222
00:45:39,014 --> 00:45:41,415
- Yeah, that's what they all say.

1223
00:45:41,415 --> 00:45:42,630
- I'm not them.

1224
00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:43,963
Come on, try me.

1225
00:45:45,616 --> 00:45:46,856
(Lucy sighs)
Okay.

1226
00:45:46,856 --> 00:45:47,996
How 'bout this?

1227
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:50,226
If you were rich, you can
eat anything you want,

1228
00:45:50,226 --> 00:45:51,059
what would you eat?

1229
00:45:51,059 --> 00:45:53,054
♪ If I were a rich man ♪

1230
00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:57,737
♪ I'd fill my yard with
chicks and turkeys and geese ♪

1231
00:45:57,737 --> 00:46:00,805
♪ And ducks for the town to see and hear ♪

1232
00:46:00,805 --> 00:46:03,215
♪ And I wouldn't have to work so hard ♪

1233
00:46:03,215 --> 00:46:05,374
(Lucy laughs)

1234
00:46:05,374 --> 00:46:06,774
- Okay, okay.

1235
00:46:06,774 --> 00:46:07,607
Come on, tell me.

1236
00:46:07,607 --> 00:46:09,515
What would you eat?

1237
00:46:09,515 --> 00:46:10,595
- I think I know.

1238
00:46:10,595 --> 00:46:11,658
Once, when I was a little,

1239
00:46:11,658 --> 00:46:13,857
my dad took me to this
really nice restaurant.

1240
00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:14,766
- Oh, yeah, which one?

1241
00:46:14,766 --> 00:46:15,724
- Italian.

1242
00:46:15,724 --> 00:46:16,972
- [Taz] Mamma mia!

1243
00:46:16,972 --> 00:46:20,033
- It was the nicest
restaurant I've ever been at.

1244
00:46:20,033 --> 00:46:22,431
I mean, I was used to just Mickey D's,

1245
00:46:22,431 --> 00:46:24,181
but this place, nice.

1246
00:46:25,133 --> 00:46:27,674
The waiters were dressed
up and so were we.

1247
00:46:27,674 --> 00:46:28,507
- All right.

1248
00:46:28,507 --> 00:46:29,340
Did you wear a dress?

1249
00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:30,395
- I did.

1250
00:46:30,395 --> 00:46:31,228
- How old were you?

1251
00:46:31,228 --> 00:46:34,223
- Nine, but my dad ordered for me,

1252
00:46:34,223 --> 00:46:36,119
so I had no idea what was coming out.

1253
00:46:36,119 --> 00:46:37,153
- What did he order?

1254
00:46:37,153 --> 00:46:37,986
- Some pasta.

1255
00:46:37,986 --> 00:46:41,153
But listen, that wasn't the big deal.

1256
00:46:41,153 --> 00:46:42,492
Right before the meal came,

1257
00:46:42,492 --> 00:46:47,424
the waiters brought out a
fresh basket full of the rolls.

1258
00:46:47,424 --> 00:46:50,455
I never knew bread could be so good.

1259
00:46:50,455 --> 00:46:54,283
I mean, I was used to
toast on my PB&J sandwich,

1260
00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:58,772
but these, (sighs) they were so soft,

1261
00:46:58,772 --> 00:47:00,439
and smelled so good.

1262
00:47:02,275 --> 00:47:07,275
(moans) They were soft and
crunchy at the same time.

1263
00:47:07,473 --> 00:47:09,218
There was this butter on the table,

1264
00:47:09,218 --> 00:47:10,067
and I took it,

1265
00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:14,433
and I spread it across the
roll as I cracked it open,

1266
00:47:14,433 --> 00:47:16,933
then I took a tiny, slow bite.

1267
00:47:18,132 --> 00:47:22,114
It sent electrical shocks
all through my body.

1268
00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:25,281
First, in my mouth, then in my tongue.

1269
00:47:26,193 --> 00:47:29,193
You know, that salty, buttery taste.

1270
00:47:30,632 --> 00:47:34,154
(sighs) It's making me feel all warm

1271
00:47:34,154 --> 00:47:36,363
just talking about it.

1272
00:47:36,363 --> 00:47:39,117
We didn't have many
great times as a child,

1273
00:47:39,117 --> 00:47:40,450
but those rolls,

1274
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,875
those rolls were magical.

1275
00:47:49,594 --> 00:47:51,714
Taz, are you there?

1276
00:47:51,714 --> 00:47:52,602
- Yeah (clears throat).

1277
00:47:52,602 --> 00:47:53,604
Yeah (laughs).

1278
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:54,437
Yeah, I'm here.

1279
00:47:54,437 --> 00:47:55,270
I'm here.

1280
00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,103
That was a good story.

1281
00:47:57,103 --> 00:47:57,936
That was a good story.

1282
00:47:57,936 --> 00:47:58,834
You got my mouth all waterin'

1283
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,763
for some rolls and butter now.

1284
00:48:00,763 --> 00:48:02,275
- Well, maybe you should go get some,

1285
00:48:02,275 --> 00:48:04,195
instead of that gluten free crap?

1286
00:48:04,195 --> 00:48:05,713
- Perhaps.

1287
00:48:05,713 --> 00:48:08,915
Perhaps you and I can go
get somethin' together?

1288
00:48:08,915 --> 00:48:09,909
- Really?

1289
00:48:09,909 --> 00:48:11,375
- Oh, yeah (chuckles).

1290
00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,956
I'd-

1291
00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:14,364
(door slams shut)
- Lucy, we'll be right back

1292
00:48:14,364 --> 00:48:16,173
after these commercial messages.

1293
00:48:16,173 --> 00:48:17,813
Thank you.

1294
00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:18,896
(phone receiver clatters)
Hi, Lucy?

1295
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:19,974
Could you hold on for a moment?

1296
00:48:19,974 --> 00:48:21,718
- Okay, that's fine.
- Thank you.

1297
00:48:21,718 --> 00:48:22,832
(phone receiver clatters)

1298
00:48:22,832 --> 00:48:23,665
- What are you doing?

1299
00:48:23,665 --> 00:48:24,943
- No, what are you doing?

1300
00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:25,801
- What are you talking about?

1301
00:48:25,801 --> 00:48:26,788
- What am I talking about?

1302
00:48:26,788 --> 00:48:28,721
You're trying to meet her?

1303
00:48:28,721 --> 00:48:32,483
Okay, she's the goose
that lays our golden eggs,

1304
00:48:32,483 --> 00:48:33,822
and you want to kill that?

1305
00:48:33,822 --> 00:48:35,422
- No, I Just-

1306
00:48:35,422 --> 00:48:37,061
- Want to meet her?
- Yeah.

1307
00:48:37,061 --> 00:48:39,852
- That would destroy all
the magic between you two.

1308
00:48:39,852 --> 00:48:42,273
- I think we could make more magic.

1309
00:48:42,273 --> 00:48:43,672
- Come on, man.

1310
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:44,505
Think!

1311
00:48:46,052 --> 00:48:50,822
Have you ever had a
relationship that ended well?

1312
00:48:50,822 --> 00:48:53,471
- No, but I think this could be different.

1313
00:48:53,471 --> 00:48:54,484
- Hey, you think?

1314
00:48:54,484 --> 00:48:58,737
Okay, well, you are
winning right now, right?

1315
00:48:58,737 --> 00:49:00,565
Okay, you're on top again, right?

1316
00:49:00,565 --> 00:49:01,398
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1317
00:49:01,398 --> 00:49:02,731
And people love you, right?
- Yes.

1318
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:06,898
- Okay, so you want to
risk losing all that again?

1319
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,515
People are crazy for her,

1320
00:49:10,515 --> 00:49:15,069
because they imagine her
to be this gorgeous girl,

1321
00:49:15,069 --> 00:49:17,611
and you imagine it too,

1322
00:49:17,611 --> 00:49:19,804
but what if she's ugly?

1323
00:49:19,804 --> 00:49:21,878
Do you really want to keep this up?

1324
00:49:21,878 --> 00:49:24,687
- Look, I just wanna meet her, all right?

1325
00:49:24,687 --> 00:49:25,912
I don't even care how she looks.

1326
00:49:25,912 --> 00:49:27,480
To me, she's beautiful already.

1327
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,204
- What if she's got a scar?

1328
00:49:29,204 --> 00:49:30,194
She's got no teeth?

1329
00:49:30,194 --> 00:49:31,027
She's bald?

1330
00:49:31,027 --> 00:49:32,298
She's got one eyeball?

1331
00:49:32,298 --> 00:49:33,584
And she's got a hook for a hand?

1332
00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:34,646
What if she's four feet tall?

1333
00:49:34,646 --> 00:49:35,616
What if she has three toes?

1334
00:49:35,616 --> 00:49:37,105
- Okay, okay!

1335
00:49:37,105 --> 00:49:38,646
You've made your point.

1336
00:49:38,646 --> 00:49:41,646
- This works because of the mystery.

1337
00:49:42,904 --> 00:49:45,071
If you see her, it's over.

1338
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,306
Do you really want it to be over?

1339
00:49:48,306 --> 00:49:49,935
- Okay.

1340
00:49:49,935 --> 00:49:52,655
Okay, I won't meet her.

1341
00:49:52,655 --> 00:49:53,899
- Okay, good.

1342
00:49:53,899 --> 00:49:55,216
Try to end the call.

1343
00:49:55,216 --> 00:49:56,817
We got another call waiting.

1344
00:49:56,817 --> 00:49:57,816
Are you crazy?

1345
00:49:57,816 --> 00:49:59,347
Is there something wrong with you?

1346
00:49:59,347 --> 00:50:02,264
(sultry pop music)

1347
00:50:05,385 --> 00:50:07,656
♪ Oh ♪

1348
00:50:07,656 --> 00:50:08,877
- And we're back.

1349
00:50:08,877 --> 00:50:10,477
Sorry to keep you waiting, Lucy.

1350
00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:11,569
- That's fine.

1351
00:50:11,569 --> 00:50:13,941
- Listen, those rolls,

1352
00:50:13,941 --> 00:50:15,365
they sounded amazing.

1353
00:50:15,365 --> 00:50:17,008
But you know what I would have?

1354
00:50:17,008 --> 00:50:21,620
I'd have one of those Wagyu
filets mignons, medium rare.

1355
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:22,794
Now, those are the best.

1356
00:50:22,794 --> 00:50:26,038
- Yeah, well, after we get the rolls.

1357
00:50:26,038 --> 00:50:28,038
- Yeah, after the rolls.

1358
00:50:28,996 --> 00:50:31,484
So listen, I'm getting a
signal from my producer.

1359
00:50:31,484 --> 00:50:33,134
It looks like we have
another commercial spot.

1360
00:50:33,134 --> 00:50:34,051
- Oh, okay.

1361
00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:38,254
- Yeah, popular girl,
and the show's a hit.

1362
00:50:38,254 --> 00:50:40,547
Everybody wants to be on the show.

1363
00:50:40,547 --> 00:50:42,321
So same time tomorrow?

1364
00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:44,238
- Yes, sure, same time.

1365
00:50:45,775 --> 00:50:47,195
Have a good night, Taz.

1366
00:50:47,195 --> 00:50:48,778
- Good night, Lucy.

1367
00:50:50,483 --> 00:50:53,873
(phone receiver clatters)

1368
00:50:53,873 --> 00:50:55,127
(Lucy sighs)

1369
00:50:55,127 --> 00:50:57,629
(door clatters open)

1370
00:50:57,629 --> 00:50:59,109
(door slams shut)
(plaque thuds)

1371
00:50:59,109 --> 00:51:03,192
(melancholic instrumental music)

1372
00:51:24,396 --> 00:51:26,181
(Antoinette speaks indistinctly)

1373
00:51:26,181 --> 00:51:27,713
I hate you!

1374
00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:29,987
(Antoinette laughs)

1375
00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:31,067
(Taz gasps)

1376
00:51:31,067 --> 00:51:33,900
(heavy breathing)

1377
00:51:37,292 --> 00:51:39,709
(Taz groans)

1378
00:51:42,189 --> 00:51:44,171
(yawns) Sorry.

1379
00:51:44,171 --> 00:51:45,201
- Are you okay?

1380
00:51:45,201 --> 00:51:48,352
- Yeah, guess I didn't sleep
well last night, that's all.

1381
00:51:48,352 --> 00:51:50,231
- Your conscious won't let you sleep?

1382
00:51:50,231 --> 00:51:51,662
- I don't think I have one of those.

1383
00:51:51,662 --> 00:51:53,509
- Sure you do.

1384
00:51:53,509 --> 00:51:55,092
- You think?
- Yeah.

1385
00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:58,599
- You ever have a problem sleepin'?

1386
00:51:58,599 --> 00:52:00,160
- (sighs) I used to,

1387
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,550
but now, I'm just so tired.

1388
00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:03,630
- What kept you up?

1389
00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:04,770
- My ex.

1390
00:52:04,770 --> 00:52:07,070
- (scoffs) We've all been there,

1391
00:52:07,070 --> 00:52:08,549
stressin' over someone.

1392
00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:11,071
- [Lucy] (sighs) It was more than that.

1393
00:52:11,071 --> 00:52:12,731
- What happened?

1394
00:52:12,731 --> 00:52:15,751
- (exhales loudly) I don't
think I wanna talk about this.

1395
00:52:15,751 --> 00:52:17,361
- Oh, come on, Lucy.

1396
00:52:17,361 --> 00:52:19,361
If it's over, it's over.

1397
00:52:20,315 --> 00:52:23,691
Okay, how 'bout I tell you about my ex?

1398
00:52:23,691 --> 00:52:26,858
The great love of my life betrayed me,

1399
00:52:29,531 --> 00:52:30,698
stole from me,

1400
00:52:32,111 --> 00:52:35,164
then went on to a life
of fortune and glory.

1401
00:52:35,164 --> 00:52:36,964
- Yeah, well, your life
is still pretty good,

1402
00:52:36,964 --> 00:52:38,613
despite all of that.

1403
00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,446
- Perhaps.

1404
00:52:40,395 --> 00:52:43,463
But I can't help but think
about what could've been.

1405
00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:44,296
- Yeah.

1406
00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:47,402
- I sure can pick 'em (laughs).

1407
00:52:47,402 --> 00:52:48,235
- Me too.

1408
00:52:49,394 --> 00:52:51,866
Me too (sighs).

1409
00:52:51,866 --> 00:52:54,025
- So what about your ex?

1410
00:52:54,025 --> 00:52:56,275
- I think about the what ifs.

1411
00:52:56,275 --> 00:52:58,333
- What if things were different?

1412
00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:01,607
- No, just what if I
would have never met him?

1413
00:53:01,607 --> 00:53:05,393
What if I never would have
said yes to the first date?

1414
00:53:05,393 --> 00:53:09,063
He would have never destroyed my faith,

1415
00:53:09,063 --> 00:53:10,730
stolen my happiness,

1416
00:53:12,635 --> 00:53:13,802
killed my joy.

1417
00:53:17,135 --> 00:53:19,110
Now, I'm just afraid.

1418
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:19,994
- Of what?

1419
00:53:19,994 --> 00:53:22,710
- Another shark in the
water that smells blood

1420
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:25,773
and comes to finish me off for good.

1421
00:53:25,773 --> 00:53:28,133
- What did he do?
- Everything.

1422
00:53:28,133 --> 00:53:29,593
- What keeps you going?

1423
00:53:29,593 --> 00:53:31,358
- The small things,

1424
00:53:31,358 --> 00:53:33,494
the simple pleasures in life.

1425
00:53:33,494 --> 00:53:37,523
Driving my car, warming up
some noodles, talking to you.

1426
00:53:37,523 --> 00:53:41,519
- (chuckles) Well, the feeling is mutual.

1427
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,352
I don't know how I could have

1428
00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:44,211
kept this thing going without you.

1429
00:53:44,211 --> 00:53:45,072
- Yeah, but I don't know

1430
00:53:45,072 --> 00:53:47,472
if your audience would appreciate this.

1431
00:53:47,472 --> 00:53:48,305
- Why not?

1432
00:53:48,305 --> 00:53:49,423
- Too depressing.

1433
00:53:49,423 --> 00:53:51,582
- No, it's real.

1434
00:53:51,582 --> 00:53:53,602
They like you because you keep it real.

1435
00:53:53,602 --> 00:53:54,435
- Me?

1436
00:53:54,435 --> 00:53:55,483
What about you?

1437
00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:58,127
- No, I'm just show business.

1438
00:53:58,127 --> 00:53:59,258
- Stop!

1439
00:53:59,258 --> 00:54:01,463
You're more than that.

1440
00:54:01,463 --> 00:54:02,755
You're just afraid.

1441
00:54:02,755 --> 00:54:04,043
- Of what?

1442
00:54:04,043 --> 00:54:05,463
- Exposing yourself,

1443
00:54:05,463 --> 00:54:07,963
like really exposing yourself.

1444
00:54:09,138 --> 00:54:11,102
You put up this wall.

1445
00:54:11,102 --> 00:54:12,594
All of the aggression,

1446
00:54:12,594 --> 00:54:15,070
the self-deprecating remarks,

1447
00:54:15,070 --> 00:54:16,896
it's just all a front

1448
00:54:16,896 --> 00:54:18,965
so people don't see the real you.

1449
00:54:18,965 --> 00:54:20,184
- I don't think the real me

1450
00:54:20,184 --> 00:54:22,492
would be interesting enough for a show.

1451
00:54:22,492 --> 00:54:24,262
- It will be.

1452
00:54:24,262 --> 00:54:25,496
You should try it.

1453
00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:26,799
- Yeah.

1454
00:54:26,799 --> 00:54:28,416
- But I gotta go,

1455
00:54:28,416 --> 00:54:29,815
and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

1456
00:54:29,815 --> 00:54:31,019
- All right, Lucy.

1457
00:54:31,019 --> 00:54:32,714
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

1458
00:54:32,714 --> 00:54:34,714
- (laughs) Okay.

1459
00:54:34,714 --> 00:54:36,297
Goodbye, Taz.
- Bye.

1460
00:54:38,194 --> 00:54:39,863
We'll be right back after this.

1461
00:54:39,863 --> 00:54:44,863
(gentle instrumental music)
(Lucy exhales loudly)

1462
00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:46,041
- Taz.

1463
00:54:47,531 --> 00:54:49,088
(phone receiver clatters)

1464
00:54:49,088 --> 00:54:52,671
(Lucy speaks indistinctly)

1465
00:54:53,754 --> 00:54:57,313
(exhales loudly)

1466
00:54:57,313 --> 00:55:01,238
- [Radio Announcer] You listen to WGNS

1467
00:55:01,238 --> 00:55:06,150
with DJ Taz the Maz.
(button softly clicks)

1468
00:55:06,150 --> 00:55:07,440
- Hey, early bird.

1469
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:11,940
- Hey, Galen.
(ominous dramatic music)

1470
00:55:13,409 --> 00:55:14,778
- You're taking somebody's spot.

1471
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:16,488
- [Antoinette] Oh, I wasn't aware

1472
00:55:16,488 --> 00:55:19,392
I need an appointment to call your show?

1473
00:55:19,392 --> 00:55:21,269
- Now is not the time, okay?

1474
00:55:21,269 --> 00:55:22,404
- Let's.

1475
00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:26,621
You're not gonna introduce
me to your audience?

1476
00:55:26,621 --> 00:55:27,981
- We have Heidi on the line.

1477
00:55:27,981 --> 00:55:28,939
(Antoinette laughs)

1478
00:55:28,939 --> 00:55:30,562
- [Antoinette] Well, at
least you could be honest

1479
00:55:30,562 --> 00:55:32,145
with your audience.

1480
00:55:36,462 --> 00:55:39,423
- I will, as soon as you're
honest with your fans.

1481
00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,983
- Galen, why don't you
play any of my music?

1482
00:55:41,983 --> 00:55:44,500
- Because I don't like any of
your phony music, Antoinette.

1483
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:45,951
- I'm sorry you don't like it.

1484
00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:49,750
You know, most of my music is about us.

1485
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:51,347
(tool clanks)
- No, they are about you.

1486
00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:53,301
Why are you calling me right now?

1487
00:55:53,301 --> 00:55:54,527
You're a big enough deal

1488
00:55:54,527 --> 00:55:57,053
that you should be doing
some late night talk show.

1489
00:55:57,053 --> 00:55:59,547
But no, you're so dead inside

1490
00:55:59,547 --> 00:56:00,934
that you can't stand the idea

1491
00:56:00,934 --> 00:56:02,990
of someone else getting attention.

1492
00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:06,431
- Oh, are you talking about
your virtual girlfriend?

1493
00:56:06,431 --> 00:56:08,358
- Look, she ain't my
girlfriend, all right?

1494
00:56:08,358 --> 00:56:09,992
- You're so defenseless, Galen.

1495
00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:12,958
(scoffs) You must really
like this Lucy girl?

1496
00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,041
- Maybe I do.

1497
00:56:15,868 --> 00:56:18,753
(covers rustling)
(Antoinette sighs)

1498
00:56:18,753 --> 00:56:23,353
- Do you remember when we
used to stay up all night,

1499
00:56:23,353 --> 00:56:26,772
and we would listen to all sorts of music,

1500
00:56:26,772 --> 00:56:29,367
and we would talk about movies,

1501
00:56:29,367 --> 00:56:32,130
and then politics and religion,

1502
00:56:32,130 --> 00:56:33,913
and plan our lives together?

1503
00:56:33,913 --> 00:56:35,918
- But you are killing my show right now.

1504
00:56:35,918 --> 00:56:38,043
- Galen, I really thought by now

1505
00:56:38,043 --> 00:56:41,402
you would be some like
big-time music producer.

1506
00:56:41,402 --> 00:56:43,351
I would have never guessed

1507
00:56:43,351 --> 00:56:46,441
that you would be an AM talk show host.

1508
00:56:46,441 --> 00:56:48,553
- You think I like this shit, huh?

1509
00:56:48,553 --> 00:56:50,381
Stayin' up wee hours a night,

1510
00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:51,606
eatin' nasty ass pizza,

1511
00:56:51,606 --> 00:56:52,570
and talking to losers

1512
00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:54,541
that nothing better to do but to call me?

1513
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:57,661
- Well, then quit this
job, and come work for me.

1514
00:56:57,661 --> 00:57:02,244
- (scoffs) I would never work for you.

1515
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:04,113
You stole your whole sound from me,

1516
00:57:04,113 --> 00:57:07,597
so you and your managers
can go fuck yourselves.

1517
00:57:07,597 --> 00:57:09,451
(knocking on window)

1518
00:57:09,451 --> 00:57:12,072
- I didn't steal anything from you.

1519
00:57:12,072 --> 00:57:13,989
- No, you just used me.

1520
00:57:15,242 --> 00:57:17,120
You needed me to write for you

1521
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,962
and introduce you around.

1522
00:57:18,962 --> 00:57:20,251
You forgot who you are.

1523
00:57:20,251 --> 00:57:22,222
But I know the real you.

1524
00:57:22,222 --> 00:57:25,272
So it doesn't matter how much glitter,

1525
00:57:25,272 --> 00:57:27,788
fancy clothes you put on,

1526
00:57:27,788 --> 00:57:30,268
you still ain't shit, bitch.

1527
00:57:30,268 --> 00:57:31,222
- Fuck you!

1528
00:57:31,222 --> 00:57:32,401
Fuck you son of a bitch!

1529
00:57:32,401 --> 00:57:34,543
How dare you talk to me like that!

1530
00:57:34,543 --> 00:57:37,089
No, you became nothing without me.

1531
00:57:37,089 --> 00:57:38,302
And you would still be nothing,

1532
00:57:38,302 --> 00:57:40,029
if not for some deranged woman

1533
00:57:40,029 --> 00:57:42,052
calling you in the middle of the night.

1534
00:57:42,052 --> 00:57:43,115
You need us bitches!

1535
00:57:43,115 --> 00:57:45,091
- I don't need you, Antoinette.

1536
00:57:45,091 --> 00:57:46,763
I don't need Lucy either.

1537
00:57:46,763 --> 00:57:49,028
I'm DJ Taz the Maz.

1538
00:57:49,028 --> 00:57:52,257
Well, sure, I'm stuck
here talking to losers

1539
00:57:52,257 --> 00:57:53,112
and a deranged women

1540
00:57:53,112 --> 00:57:53,945
that has nothing better to do

1541
00:57:53,945 --> 00:57:55,196
but to call me every single night.

1542
00:57:55,196 --> 00:57:58,091
Sure, I'm taking orders from
a Latino mob boss wanna-be,

1543
00:57:58,091 --> 00:58:01,122
but at least I know who I am.

1544
00:58:01,122 --> 00:58:01,955
Now, maybe one day,

1545
00:58:01,955 --> 00:58:04,932
they'll find you dead with
a bullet in your skull,

1546
00:58:04,932 --> 00:58:06,724
and it'll all be over.

1547
00:58:06,724 --> 00:58:10,050
Just another footnote in a
book of washed up celebrities.

1548
00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:11,890
(uptempo rock music)

1549
00:58:11,890 --> 00:58:12,723
(Antoinette yells)
(slapping)

1550
00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:14,995
- What are you doing?

1551
00:58:14,995 --> 00:58:15,828
(Antoinette scoffs)

1552
00:58:15,828 --> 00:58:20,190
(uptempo rock music continues)

1553
00:58:20,190 --> 00:58:23,523
(headphones clattering)

1554
00:58:24,893 --> 00:58:25,726
- Hey, man.

1555
00:58:25,726 --> 00:58:26,638
What was that?

1556
00:58:26,638 --> 00:58:28,599
- [Taz] I'm done.

1557
00:58:28,599 --> 00:58:29,959
- Oh, whoa!

1558
00:58:29,959 --> 00:58:31,440
(shuffling)

1559
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,509
You're just gonna leave like that?

1560
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,039
- No, I fucking quit!

1561
00:58:34,039 --> 00:58:35,733
(footsteps pattering)

1562
00:58:35,733 --> 00:58:36,566
(door clatters open)

1563
00:58:36,566 --> 00:58:37,608
(door slams shut)

1564
00:58:37,608 --> 00:58:39,420
(creeper shuffling)
Hello, everybody,

1565
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:42,374
with DJ Taz the Maz at WGNS.

1566
00:58:42,374 --> 00:58:43,207
So listen,
(tool clangs)

1567
00:58:43,207 --> 00:58:44,461
when I'm in the city and I get hungry,

1568
00:58:44,461 --> 00:58:47,152
I make sure I go get me
one of them Crackin' Tacos.

1569
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:51,485
Man, them tacos are-
(button clicks)

1570
00:58:55,622 --> 00:58:57,691
(tool clangs)

1571
00:58:57,691 --> 00:58:59,880
♪ Careful with my love ♪

1572
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,451
♪ Cautious with my heart ♪

1573
00:59:01,451 --> 00:59:04,808
♪ Has me lookin ♪
- Hi.

1574
00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:06,770
- I'm Lucy Carmichael.

1575
00:59:06,770 --> 00:59:09,020
- Oh, well, I'm John Wayne.

1576
00:59:11,670 --> 00:59:13,580
(Lucille gasps)
(audience laughs)

1577
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:15,391
- Oh, oh, I know you are.

1578
00:59:15,391 --> 00:59:18,141
(Lucille laughs)

1579
00:59:19,030 --> 00:59:21,774
Oh, it's nice meeting you, Mr. Wayne.

1580
00:59:21,774 --> 00:59:22,900
I work at the bank,

1581
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:25,121
and I brought some contracts
over here for you today.

1582
00:59:25,121 --> 00:59:26,213
- Well, thank you.

1583
00:59:26,213 --> 00:59:28,433
- I thought about bringing
them to you in person,

1584
00:59:28,433 --> 00:59:31,077
but I realize that you're a very busy man,

1585
00:59:31,077 --> 00:59:32,617
and I didn't wanna bother you.

1586
00:59:32,617 --> 00:59:35,008
- Oh, I'm-
♪ Why you are so sweet ♪

1587
00:59:35,008 --> 00:59:36,883
♪ So sweet ♪

1588
00:59:36,883 --> 00:59:40,697
♪ Baby pull me in the backseat ♪
♪ Backseat ♪

1589
00:59:40,697 --> 00:59:42,405
♪ I see him when I choose ♪

1590
00:59:42,405 --> 00:59:45,288
♪ Let it be ♪

1591
00:59:45,288 --> 00:59:47,005
- It must be very bothersome-

1592
00:59:47,005 --> 00:59:49,970
(audience laughing drowns
out Lucille speaking)

1593
00:59:49,970 --> 00:59:52,431
When they ask you for your
autograph and everything?

1594
00:59:52,431 --> 00:59:54,684
- [John Wayne] Well, I never
considered that a bother.

1595
00:59:54,684 --> 00:59:56,335
- [Lucille] Well, can
I have your autograph?

1596
00:59:56,335 --> 00:59:59,673
(audience laughs on TV)
- Of course.

1597
00:59:59,673 --> 01:00:01,506
- [Lucille] Thank you.

1598
01:00:02,892 --> 01:00:05,326
- Did you bring a piece of paper?

1599
01:00:05,326 --> 01:00:06,159
- No.

1600
01:00:10,265 --> 01:00:12,682
(Taz groans)

1601
01:00:32,883 --> 01:00:34,653
- [Voicemail] You have 14 new messages.

1602
01:00:34,653 --> 01:00:36,354
(male speaks indistinctly)
Message deleted.

1603
01:00:36,354 --> 01:00:38,029
- [Tony] Hey, man, you
better pick up the phone.

1604
01:00:38,029 --> 01:00:39,719
I'm not-
- Message deleted.

1605
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:40,552
- [Tony] Listen to me.

1606
01:00:40,552 --> 01:00:43,135
Listen to me!
- Message deleted.

1607
01:00:44,550 --> 01:00:48,684
(Taz groans and grunts)

1608
01:00:48,684 --> 01:00:52,168
(radio garbles)

1609
01:00:52,168 --> 01:00:53,338
- [Radio Announcer] The Silly DJ,

1610
01:00:53,338 --> 01:00:56,287
sports, talk, music, and more.

1611
01:00:56,287 --> 01:00:58,339
- [Willy] Yo, yo, yo,
what's going on, people?

1612
01:00:58,339 --> 01:01:01,477
This is your boy, Willy the Silly DJ,

1613
01:01:01,477 --> 01:01:02,969
and we've got Lindy on the line.

1614
01:01:02,969 --> 01:01:05,136
Welcome to WCKR FM, Lindy.

1615
01:01:06,167 --> 01:01:07,108
- [Lindy] Hello, Willy.

1616
01:01:07,108 --> 01:01:08,780
- [Willy] All right, so Lindy,

1617
01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:11,275
tell us about your worst life experience.

1618
01:01:11,275 --> 01:01:12,638
- [Lindy] It's a little bit too dark.

1619
01:01:12,638 --> 01:01:15,107
- [Willy] Well, you know,
everything is accepted here,

1620
01:01:15,107 --> 01:01:17,452
except ongoing criminal investigation,

1621
01:01:17,452 --> 01:01:19,079
so go ahead.
(Lindy laughs)

1622
01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:20,079
- [Lindy] No crime.

1623
01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:21,977
My worst life experience

1624
01:01:21,977 --> 01:01:24,737
was the day I got diagnosed with leukemia.

1625
01:01:24,737 --> 01:01:25,570
- [Willy] Oh, wow.

1626
01:01:25,570 --> 01:01:26,626
I'm so, so sorry

1627
01:01:26,626 --> 01:01:28,608
to hear about that, Lindy.
- Don't be sorry,

1628
01:01:28,608 --> 01:01:31,210
because one of my best life experience

1629
01:01:31,210 --> 01:01:33,834
is when the doctor told
me I was cancer free.

1630
01:01:33,834 --> 01:01:35,480
I made it, Willy!

1631
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,359
- [Willy] Oh!

1632
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:39,370
Oh, well that's awesome, Lindy.

1633
01:01:39,370 --> 01:01:40,203
Wow!

1634
01:01:40,203 --> 01:01:41,038
Thank you for sharing that.

1635
01:01:41,038 --> 01:01:43,410
- [Lindy] No, thank you for allowing me

1636
01:01:43,410 --> 01:01:44,829
to share it on your station.

1637
01:01:44,829 --> 01:01:46,240
- [Willy] Anytime, doll.

1638
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,625
You know, I understand.

1639
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,862
We're all family here.

1640
01:01:48,862 --> 01:01:49,747
- [Lindy] That's right,

1641
01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:52,588
but there's sometimes we feel all alone.

1642
01:01:52,588 --> 01:01:54,321
(Lindy sobs)

1643
01:01:54,321 --> 01:01:56,155
But once we know others have been though

1644
01:01:56,155 --> 01:01:57,269
what we've been through

1645
01:01:57,269 --> 01:01:58,260
and made it-
- Yes, Lindy.

1646
01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,343
- Yes, yeah.
- It gives us hope.

1647
01:01:59,343 --> 01:02:01,017
- [Willy] We all need a bit of hope.

1648
01:02:01,017 --> 01:02:03,475
Lindy, cry if you want, okay?

1649
01:02:03,475 --> 01:02:04,308
We got yeah.

1650
01:02:04,308 --> 01:02:05,625
Don't worry about it.
- Give me a break.

1651
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,104
- We're here to support you.
(button clicks)

1652
01:02:07,104 --> 01:02:09,437
(Taz sighs)

1653
01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:18,476
(phone trilling)

1654
01:02:18,476 --> 01:02:19,309
- [Tony] What up?

1655
01:02:19,309 --> 01:02:20,197
This is Tony.

1656
01:02:20,197 --> 01:02:21,437
You mes with me, Ese,

1657
01:02:21,437 --> 01:02:23,196
I mess with you, Ese.

1658
01:02:23,196 --> 01:02:24,586
Leave a message for me.
(message beeps)

1659
01:02:24,586 --> 01:02:25,419
- Hey, Tony.

1660
01:02:25,419 --> 01:02:26,252
It's me.

1661
01:02:27,277 --> 01:02:28,610
Look, I'm sorry.

1662
01:02:29,587 --> 01:02:31,920
Give me a call back, please.

1663
01:02:35,931 --> 01:02:39,724
(Taz sighs)
(phone rings)

1664
01:02:39,724 --> 01:02:40,557
Hey.

1665
01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:42,545
- [Tony] Meet me at the station at 1:30.

1666
01:02:42,545 --> 01:02:46,795
You better be there.
(phone beeps)

1667
01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:52,965
(door clatters open and creaks)

1668
01:02:53,906 --> 01:02:54,739
(door slams shut)

1669
01:02:54,739 --> 01:02:55,572
- I'm sorry, man.

1670
01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:56,586
I lost it, all right?

1671
01:02:56,586 --> 01:02:57,836
- You see this?

1672
01:02:59,998 --> 01:03:00,831
- $47,000?

1673
01:03:01,937 --> 01:03:02,770
They can't do this.

1674
01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:04,104
We're protected by the First Amendment.

1675
01:03:04,104 --> 01:03:06,832
- They can and they have!

1676
01:03:06,832 --> 01:03:07,716
(Taz scoffs)

1677
01:03:07,716 --> 01:03:09,064
- But we gotta do somethin'.

1678
01:03:09,064 --> 01:03:09,916
We gotta fight this.

1679
01:03:09,916 --> 01:03:11,106
- Pero, guess what?

1680
01:03:11,106 --> 01:03:13,625
We have to get the
people back on our side.

1681
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:16,644
So you, mister, make it happen.

1682
01:03:16,644 --> 01:03:19,083
Make your magic happen, okay?

1683
01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:20,592
You're on the air in two minutes,

1684
01:03:20,592 --> 01:03:22,092
and don't fuck up.

1685
01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:24,201
(door softly shuts)

1686
01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:25,992
(button shuffling)

1687
01:03:25,992 --> 01:03:27,762
- Welcome back to WGNS.

1688
01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:30,491
This is your man, DJ Taz the Maz.

1689
01:03:30,491 --> 01:03:31,696
What's up, all my people out there?

1690
01:03:31,696 --> 01:03:33,019
Listen, I know a lot of you

1691
01:03:33,019 --> 01:03:35,043
don't wanna hear anything I
have to say right about now,

1692
01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:38,088
and I don't blame you,
'cause I failed you.

1693
01:03:38,088 --> 01:03:40,800
In a moment of frustration and a weakness,

1694
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,641
I said some things that
are simply not true.

1695
01:03:44,641 --> 01:03:46,931
You know, growing up in Detroit,

1696
01:03:46,931 --> 01:03:48,931
I remember, one day,
my mother got into this

1697
01:03:48,931 --> 01:03:51,322
big argument with a
couple of my neighbors,

1698
01:03:51,322 --> 01:03:54,472
'cause they told her that
her son was selling drugs.

1699
01:03:54,472 --> 01:03:56,535
Crack to be exact.

1700
01:03:56,535 --> 01:03:58,486
My mother said, "No, not my baby".

1701
01:03:58,486 --> 01:04:00,741
See, she knew that I was innocent.

1702
01:04:00,741 --> 01:04:02,230
She knew that they were profiling me

1703
01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:03,118
just because I was black.

1704
01:04:03,118 --> 01:04:05,170
But what she didn't know

1705
01:04:05,170 --> 01:04:07,190
is that she was wrong,

1706
01:04:07,190 --> 01:04:08,607
and I was guilty.

1707
01:04:09,534 --> 01:04:11,370
I'll never forget the look on her face

1708
01:04:11,370 --> 01:04:13,768
when I told her the truth.

1709
01:04:13,768 --> 01:04:15,685
Look of disappointment,

1710
01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:18,951
'cause I failed her.

1711
01:04:18,951 --> 01:04:20,534
I failed my family.

1712
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,807
And I promised that day

1713
01:04:22,807 --> 01:04:26,219
never to lie to my family ever again.

1714
01:04:26,219 --> 01:04:28,520
You all are my family.

1715
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,437
I'm sorry I failed you.

1716
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,969
See, I don't care that this is AM radio.

1717
01:04:33,969 --> 01:04:36,609
I don't care that I eat
crappy pizza every day,

1718
01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:38,609
because this is where my heart is.

1719
01:04:38,609 --> 01:04:40,526
This is where I belong.

1720
01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,470
Giving the people the truth,

1721
01:04:44,470 --> 01:04:47,167
that is the tradition of radio.

1722
01:04:47,167 --> 01:04:48,161
That's the way it always was,

1723
01:04:48,161 --> 01:04:51,381
and that's the way it always should be.

1724
01:04:51,381 --> 01:04:53,499
'Cause without tradition,

1725
01:04:53,499 --> 01:04:56,893
our lives are just as shaky
as a fiddler on a roof.

1726
01:04:56,893 --> 01:05:00,643
Lines are open if you
still wanna talk truth.

1727
01:05:02,088 --> 01:05:03,731
You're on the air with DJ Taz the Maz.

1728
01:05:03,731 --> 01:05:04,564
Who's callin'?

1729
01:05:04,564 --> 01:05:05,397
- [Robby] Hey!

1730
01:05:05,397 --> 01:05:06,533
Hey, man, it's Robby.
(Taz chuckles)

1731
01:05:06,533 --> 01:05:08,114
- Thanks for being part
of the family, Robby.

1732
01:05:08,114 --> 01:05:08,947
- [Robby] Hey, no problem.

1733
01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:11,009
It takes a lot of courage
to tell the truth.

1734
01:05:11,009 --> 01:05:12,114
- It's not for cowards.

1735
01:05:12,114 --> 01:05:14,654
- [Robby] Yeah, but I
bet Antoinette regrets

1736
01:05:14,654 --> 01:05:16,482
losin' a brother like yourself.

1737
01:05:16,482 --> 01:05:18,465
- Well, that's not for us to say.

1738
01:05:18,465 --> 01:05:20,721
Let's just hope that she
moves on with her life,

1739
01:05:20,721 --> 01:05:22,403
as should I.

1740
01:05:22,403 --> 01:05:23,292
No, we, as humans,

1741
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:27,484
sometimes, we get so caught up in the past

1742
01:05:27,484 --> 01:05:28,977
that we neglect the present.

1743
01:05:28,977 --> 01:05:30,669
Let the past be the past.

1744
01:05:30,669 --> 01:05:33,203
- [Robby] Yeah, very true.

1745
01:05:33,203 --> 01:05:35,166
You're the man, Taz the Maz!

1746
01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:36,275
We love you, man.

1747
01:05:36,275 --> 01:05:38,071
- Thanks, brother.

1748
01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:39,392
You have a happy early morning.

1749
01:05:39,392 --> 01:05:40,538
- [Robby] You as well.

1750
01:05:40,538 --> 01:05:42,292
(button clicks)

1751
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:43,583
- [Taz] You've got the line.

1752
01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:45,070
- [Sonya] That's right, I do.

1753
01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:46,843
- (chuckles) You know, a couple hours ago,

1754
01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:47,676
I don't think anybody

1755
01:05:47,676 --> 01:05:50,334
would have agreed with me about anything.

1756
01:05:50,334 --> 01:05:53,734
- [Sonya] What you said
about living in the past-

1757
01:05:53,734 --> 01:05:55,655
- What's you name, love?

1758
01:05:55,655 --> 01:05:57,222
- [Sonya] Sonya.

1759
01:05:57,222 --> 01:05:58,845
- Thanks for calling, Sonya.

1760
01:05:58,845 --> 01:05:59,855
- [Sonya] First, I want to say,

1761
01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:01,524
that I accept your apology,

1762
01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:03,152
and that we are all human.

1763
01:06:03,152 --> 01:06:03,985
- That's sweet.

1764
01:06:03,985 --> 01:06:05,222
Thanks for that.

1765
01:06:05,222 --> 01:06:08,501
So what do you have to say
about the past or the present?

1766
01:06:08,501 --> 01:06:10,983
- [Sonya] Well, sometimes
we live in the past,

1767
01:06:10,983 --> 01:06:14,269
and attach ourselves to moments
that we can't move on from.

1768
01:06:14,269 --> 01:06:15,430
- Well said.

1769
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,064
Any antidotes you'd like to share?

1770
01:06:17,064 --> 01:06:19,720
- [Sonya] Well, let me share
my story with you first.

1771
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,891
My ex-husband was terrible.

1772
01:06:21,891 --> 01:06:23,096
He abused me.

1773
01:06:23,096 --> 01:06:26,090
We lived together for
six years, two children.

1774
01:06:26,090 --> 01:06:27,730
In our last two years of marriage,

1775
01:06:27,730 --> 01:06:28,915
he would come home drunk,

1776
01:06:28,915 --> 01:06:32,534
and beat me up until he left
me unconscious on the floor.

1777
01:06:32,534 --> 01:06:34,420
- I'm sorry you had to live through that.

1778
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:37,080
- [Sonya] After my
divorce, I was traumatized.

1779
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,072
I didn't want to hear about love.

1780
01:06:39,072 --> 01:06:40,916
I thought men would just hurt me.

1781
01:06:40,916 --> 01:06:42,616
- Yeah, I understand.

1782
01:06:42,616 --> 01:06:44,361
- [Sonya] But you know what, Taz?

1783
01:06:44,361 --> 01:06:47,336
I was putting myself
behind a protective wall.

1784
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:50,665
It was fear of loving
and being loved again.

1785
01:06:50,665 --> 01:06:52,464
- Were you able to find love again?

1786
01:06:52,464 --> 01:06:53,614
- [Sonya] Yes, Taz.

1787
01:06:53,614 --> 01:06:54,722
All these years,

1788
01:06:54,722 --> 01:06:56,851
I had my true love in front of me,

1789
01:06:56,851 --> 01:06:58,523
(Taz chuckles)
My best friend.

1790
01:06:58,523 --> 01:06:59,524
- Your best friend?

1791
01:06:59,524 --> 01:07:00,630
(laughs) Okay.

1792
01:07:00,630 --> 01:07:03,463
I thought that only happened
in romantic comedies?

1793
01:07:03,463 --> 01:07:05,215
- [Sonya] He is the best, Taz.

1794
01:07:05,215 --> 01:07:06,714
We talk for hours.

1795
01:07:06,714 --> 01:07:08,993
Lots of laughing until our stomachs hurt.

1796
01:07:08,993 --> 01:07:10,177
He's great to my kids.

1797
01:07:10,177 --> 01:07:11,663
Great conversation.

1798
01:07:11,663 --> 01:07:14,306
We even talk about how many
times we go to the bathroom

1799
01:07:14,306 --> 01:07:16,498
and to make poop jokes.

1800
01:07:16,498 --> 01:07:17,558
- Oh, well, you know,

1801
01:07:17,558 --> 01:07:20,394
that is a very important
part of every relationship.

1802
01:07:20,394 --> 01:07:22,781
The poop talk, the final frontier.

1803
01:07:22,781 --> 01:07:24,287
(both laughing)

1804
01:07:24,287 --> 01:07:25,120
Now, scat aside.

1805
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:25,953
I'm happy for you.

1806
01:07:25,953 --> 01:07:27,033
He sounds like a great guy.

1807
01:07:27,033 --> 01:07:28,986
Everybody deserves to be loved.

1808
01:07:28,986 --> 01:07:31,193
- [Sonya] If I had kept
the memories of the past,

1809
01:07:31,193 --> 01:07:34,017
I would have missed
this incredible present.

1810
01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:37,331
Never let the past determine your future.

1811
01:07:37,331 --> 01:07:38,617
- That is a powerful message.

1812
01:07:38,617 --> 01:07:40,106
Thank you for sharing.

1813
01:07:40,106 --> 01:07:42,547
- [Sonya] I just thought you
might need to hear that, Taz.

1814
01:07:42,547 --> 01:07:43,380
Goodbye.

1815
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:44,845
- Goodbye, Sonya.

1816
01:07:44,845 --> 01:07:45,678
(button clicks)

1817
01:07:45,678 --> 01:07:49,345
(gentle instrumental music)

1818
01:07:57,614 --> 01:08:00,534
(earphones clattering)

1819
01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:01,714
- [Tony] We lost her.

1820
01:08:01,714 --> 01:08:02,864
- I can't accept that.

1821
01:08:02,864 --> 01:08:04,081
- What does that mean?

1822
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:05,053
- That means I've gotta find her.

1823
01:08:05,053 --> 01:08:06,719
- [Tony] How?

1824
01:08:06,719 --> 01:08:07,552
- Give me her number.

1825
01:08:07,552 --> 01:08:08,960
- I've tried!

1826
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:09,793
- And?

1827
01:08:09,793 --> 01:08:10,626
- I got some tow truck company,

1828
01:08:10,626 --> 01:08:12,755
and nobody picks up.

1829
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:13,839
- There's gotta be a way.

1830
01:08:13,839 --> 01:08:14,773
- There's nothing we can do.

1831
01:08:14,773 --> 01:08:15,894
- No, there's nothing you can do.

1832
01:08:15,894 --> 01:08:17,337
- Oh, okay, okay.

1833
01:08:17,337 --> 01:08:19,256
Oh, what are you gonna do, huh?

1834
01:08:19,256 --> 01:08:20,892
You Sherlock Holmes?

1835
01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:21,726
You the FBI?

1836
01:08:21,726 --> 01:08:22,559
- I don't know.

1837
01:08:22,559 --> 01:08:23,742
I'll think of something.

1838
01:08:23,742 --> 01:08:25,576
- You always say that.

1839
01:08:27,516 --> 01:08:28,669
You're tired.

1840
01:08:28,669 --> 01:08:30,886
Go home and go to sleep.

1841
01:08:30,886 --> 01:08:31,847
Do us all a favor.

1842
01:08:31,847 --> 01:08:34,223
We do it again tomorrow, okay?

1843
01:08:34,223 --> 01:08:35,223
- All right.

1844
01:08:36,303 --> 01:08:39,887
(insects lightly chirping)

1845
01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:43,749
(Taz sighs)

1846
01:08:47,380 --> 01:08:50,406
- [Voice Of Tony] If you
leave now, don't come back.

1847
01:08:50,406 --> 01:08:52,553
- [Voice Of Antoinette]
Galen, I really thought by now

1848
01:08:52,553 --> 01:08:55,981
you'd be some like
big-time music producer.

1849
01:08:55,981 --> 01:08:59,089
Would never have guessed
you would be an AM-

1850
01:08:59,089 --> 01:09:00,741
- [Voice Of Taz] You and I know.

1851
01:09:00,741 --> 01:09:03,810
- [Voice Of Antoinette] You
became nothing without me.

1852
01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:05,540
You'd still be nothing!
(Taz speaks indistinctly)

1853
01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:06,942
- All the frustration.
(Taz moans)

1854
01:09:06,942 --> 01:09:08,035
(interposing voices)

1855
01:09:08,035 --> 01:09:09,145
Self-deprecating remarks.

1856
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,293
- [Voice Of Taz] People don't
wanna know what happened.

1857
01:09:10,293 --> 01:09:11,758
- This is just a dream.
(Taz breathes heavily)

1858
01:09:11,758 --> 01:09:13,199
- I'm the only one-
(female laughs)

1859
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:14,389
(Taz groans)

1860
01:09:14,389 --> 01:09:17,445
(heavy breathing)

1861
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:21,079
(Taz clears throat)

1862
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:23,604
(pills rattling)

1863
01:09:23,604 --> 01:09:26,437
(bottle shuffles)

1864
01:09:33,062 --> 01:09:34,348
(liquid sloshing)

1865
01:09:34,348 --> 01:09:35,409
(Taz exhales loudly)

1866
01:09:35,409 --> 01:09:39,241
(dramatic instrumental music)

1867
01:09:48,724 --> 01:09:51,191
(Taz exhales loudly)

1868
01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:52,183
(dramatic instrumental music continues)

1869
01:09:52,183 --> 01:09:55,350
(Taz gags and coughs)

1870
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,287
(groans heavily)

1871
01:10:00,287 --> 01:10:03,620
(coughing and groaning)

1872
01:10:09,025 --> 01:10:13,312
(Taz mumbles indistinctly)

1873
01:10:13,312 --> 01:10:15,020
(objects clattering)

1874
01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:16,102
(glass shatters)

1875
01:10:16,102 --> 01:10:17,397
- Listen, listen, listen.

1876
01:10:17,397 --> 01:10:18,539
This is it, this is it.

1877
01:10:18,539 --> 01:10:20,606
(Taz speaks indistinctly),
because I'm smart.

1878
01:10:20,606 --> 01:10:21,601
I'm sorry.

1879
01:10:21,601 --> 01:10:22,434
Uh, shit.

1880
01:10:24,598 --> 01:10:26,775
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1881
01:10:26,775 --> 01:10:27,608
Huh?

1882
01:10:28,714 --> 01:10:29,850
It's all right.

1883
01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:33,433
(Taz numbles indistinctly)

1884
01:10:35,187 --> 01:10:36,021
Fuck you!

1885
01:10:39,896 --> 01:10:40,729
Fuck it.

1886
01:10:42,193 --> 01:10:43,441
(Taz mumbles indistinctly)

1887
01:10:43,441 --> 01:10:44,963
(phone chimes)
(Taz grunts)

1888
01:10:44,963 --> 01:10:49,630
(dramatic instrumental music continues)

1889
01:10:53,526 --> 01:10:54,455
(Taz sighs)

1890
01:10:54,455 --> 01:10:59,123
(dramatic instrumental music continues)

1891
01:11:04,685 --> 01:11:08,244
(door clatters and creaks open)

1892
01:11:08,244 --> 01:11:11,077
(door slams shut)

1893
01:11:12,074 --> 01:11:13,467
(chair clatters)

1894
01:11:13,467 --> 01:11:14,326
- Que pasa, man?

1895
01:11:14,326 --> 01:11:15,159
- Hey, man.

1896
01:11:15,159 --> 01:11:15,992
Hey, man.
- You look terrible.

1897
01:11:15,992 --> 01:11:16,976
- I know, I know, I know I look terrible.

1898
01:11:16,976 --> 01:11:17,809
Do me a favor, man?

1899
01:11:17,809 --> 01:11:19,476
Cut the fuckin' act.

1900
01:11:21,998 --> 01:11:23,870
- How much have you had?

1901
01:11:23,870 --> 01:11:25,818
- Almost all of it.

1902
01:11:25,818 --> 01:11:27,818
- Can you go on tonight?

1903
01:11:29,437 --> 01:11:31,898
- I'm the Maz, baby.

1904
01:11:31,898 --> 01:11:33,904
- I may have to let you go.

1905
01:11:33,904 --> 01:11:36,888
- (scoffs) Okay.

1906
01:11:36,888 --> 01:11:38,110
- Okay?

1907
01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:40,943
(liquid sloshing)

1908
01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:43,056
- You know what?

1909
01:11:43,056 --> 01:11:44,015
That's okay.

1910
01:11:44,015 --> 01:11:44,848
I don't care about any of it.

1911
01:11:44,848 --> 01:11:45,681
None of it.

1912
01:11:45,681 --> 01:11:47,181
This, Taz the Maz.

1913
01:11:48,649 --> 01:11:49,731
I'm an idiot.

1914
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,677
I'm the idiot who lost.

1915
01:11:55,235 --> 01:11:56,344
- She still may call in.

1916
01:11:56,344 --> 01:11:57,937
- Ah, now, why would she?

1917
01:11:57,937 --> 01:11:59,374
- Because you're a good guy.

1918
01:11:59,374 --> 01:12:00,564
- No, I'm not a good guy.

1919
01:12:00,564 --> 01:12:01,452
I'm an asshole.

1920
01:12:01,452 --> 01:12:04,062
I was an asshole before,

1921
01:12:04,062 --> 01:12:06,646
but I was a successful asshole.

1922
01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:13,659
Wasted my best years on a she
bitch that didn't deserve it,

1923
01:12:15,596 --> 01:12:19,346
and I didn't go after
the one woman that did.

1924
01:12:20,407 --> 01:12:21,240
- Sorry.

1925
01:12:23,296 --> 01:12:25,562
- Why I'd listen to you?

1926
01:12:25,562 --> 01:12:27,770
- Beats me, but I think you

1927
01:12:27,770 --> 01:12:30,243
are making way too much out of this.

1928
01:12:30,243 --> 01:12:32,316
You don't even know this woman.

1929
01:12:32,316 --> 01:12:34,211
You act like you just broke
up with the love of your life,

1930
01:12:34,211 --> 01:12:36,294
but that's not it, is it?

1931
01:12:39,747 --> 01:12:41,387
It is?

1932
01:12:41,387 --> 01:12:44,603
- I'm in love with a woman I never met.

1933
01:12:44,603 --> 01:12:47,517
She felt closer to me than anymore.

1934
01:12:47,517 --> 01:12:49,256
She wasn't afraid to live in the moment,

1935
01:12:49,256 --> 01:12:51,214
live in the truth.

1936
01:12:51,214 --> 01:12:53,231
Now-
- There are plenty

1937
01:12:53,231 --> 01:12:55,006
of real women out there.

1938
01:12:55,006 --> 01:12:57,479
- No, there are not.

1939
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:58,562
I've checked.

1940
01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:01,524
It doesn't matter.

1941
01:13:01,524 --> 01:13:02,700
Fuck it.

1942
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:03,533
Fuck it.

1943
01:13:05,008 --> 01:13:05,841
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1944
01:13:05,841 --> 01:13:06,674
What are you doing?

1945
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:07,507
No, no, no.
- Hey, hey!

1946
01:13:07,507 --> 01:13:08,339
- No, no, no, no.
- What does it

1947
01:13:08,339 --> 01:13:09,173
look like I'm doing?

1948
01:13:09,173 --> 01:13:10,006
- No, no, you're not going on.
- Relax.

1949
01:13:10,006 --> 01:13:11,098
- You're not going on the air drunk.

1950
01:13:11,098 --> 01:13:11,931
- Why?

1951
01:13:11,931 --> 01:13:12,764
- [Both] Why?

1952
01:13:12,764 --> 01:13:13,597
- Oh.
- Huh?

1953
01:13:13,597 --> 01:13:15,597
- Why?
- This is it, man.

1954
01:13:16,897 --> 01:13:18,490
I'm at the edge, you know?

1955
01:13:18,490 --> 01:13:19,928
I'm at the edge, man.

1956
01:13:19,928 --> 01:13:20,894
- Okay, well...

1957
01:13:20,894 --> 01:13:22,383
Whoa, whoa, you're not going on drunk.

1958
01:13:22,383 --> 01:13:23,216
- All right.
- That's not how we

1959
01:13:23,216 --> 01:13:24,049
do it at the station.

1960
01:13:24,049 --> 01:13:25,392
It's not gonna happen.

1961
01:13:25,392 --> 01:13:28,124
- Listen, man, I know
what you're thinking.

1962
01:13:28,124 --> 01:13:29,543
I'm desperate.

1963
01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:30,658
Yeah, you're desperate,
- Yeah.

1964
01:13:30,658 --> 01:13:31,523
- and we don't do desperate.
- Yeah.

1965
01:13:31,523 --> 01:13:32,356
- on the air.
- Yeah.

1966
01:13:32,356 --> 01:13:33,856
We need desperate.

1967
01:13:35,587 --> 01:13:39,827
- I don't know about that.
- Listen, listen, listen.

1968
01:13:39,827 --> 01:13:40,749
I'm the man.

1969
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:41,633
I got this.

1970
01:13:41,633 --> 01:13:44,628
- Oh-
- I can still save us.

1971
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:49,628
You know, I can stop the
Titanic from sinking (chuckles).

1972
01:13:49,901 --> 01:13:51,833
If I get her to call,

1973
01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:55,633
I may can wipe clean the
whole Antoinette situation.

1974
01:13:55,633 --> 01:13:56,467
You've gotta trust me.

1975
01:13:56,467 --> 01:13:57,300
You gotta believe in.

1976
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,050
You've gotta understand
I'm DJ Taz the Maz.

1977
01:13:59,050 --> 01:13:59,916
I've got this.

1978
01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:01,139
- Everything's on the line.

1979
01:14:01,139 --> 01:14:01,972
It's up to you.

1980
01:14:01,972 --> 01:14:04,106
I'm gonna give you a shot.

1981
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,523
Don't fuck it up!

1982
01:14:06,557 --> 01:14:07,593
- (Taz speaks in Spanish), man.

1983
01:14:07,593 --> 01:14:08,562
Come on, man.

1984
01:14:08,562 --> 01:14:09,396
Trust me.

1985
01:14:09,396 --> 01:14:10,734
Come on.

1986
01:14:10,734 --> 01:14:11,567
I got this.

1987
01:14:11,567 --> 01:14:12,400
Do me a favor.

1988
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,233
Go get me something.

1989
01:14:13,233 --> 01:14:14,066
You know what I need.

1990
01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:15,427
You know what I need.

1991
01:14:15,427 --> 01:14:19,260
(dramatic instrumental music)

1992
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:25,861
(button softly clicks)

1993
01:14:25,861 --> 01:14:27,339
(button shuffles)

1994
01:14:27,339 --> 01:14:28,302
What's up, everybody?

1995
01:14:28,302 --> 01:14:30,802
It's your man, DJ Taz the Maz!

1996
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:32,842
I'm sure you've heard

1997
01:14:32,842 --> 01:14:35,450
that it's been (mumbles),

1998
01:14:35,450 --> 01:14:37,700
it's been a hell of a week.

1999
01:14:38,626 --> 01:14:39,459
Well...

2000
01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:49,547
(door handle clanks)

2001
01:14:49,547 --> 01:14:50,660
(knocking at door)

2002
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:51,494
- Taz?

2003
01:14:54,231 --> 01:14:55,588
(knocking at door continues)

2004
01:14:55,588 --> 01:14:56,671
Taz, open up.

2005
01:15:01,523 --> 01:15:02,439
Taz!

2006
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:03,535
(Taz clears throat)

2007
01:15:03,535 --> 01:15:04,535
- I can't...

2008
01:15:06,032 --> 01:15:08,032
I can't do this anymore.

2009
01:15:10,809 --> 01:15:13,392
It sucks being alone, you know?

2010
01:15:15,085 --> 01:15:18,885
It even sucks when you're around people.

2011
01:15:18,885 --> 01:15:22,080
And I'm trapped in this fish bowl,

2012
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:25,273
surrounded by all these
lights and gadgets,

2013
01:15:25,273 --> 01:15:27,089
connected to everybody and everyone,

2014
01:15:27,089 --> 01:15:28,757
and I'm still alone.

2015
01:15:32,499 --> 01:15:34,749
(Taz sobs)

2016
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,968
(exhales loudly)

2017
01:15:40,968 --> 01:15:44,468
Forget what I said about love being a lie.

2018
01:15:45,589 --> 01:15:47,450
It's not a lie.

2019
01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:50,631
It's (chuckles)...

2020
01:15:50,631 --> 01:15:54,631
Love reminds us that we
are still alive, mm-hmm.

2021
01:15:57,350 --> 01:16:00,618
And if you can get it from even one woman,

2022
01:16:00,618 --> 01:16:02,818
oh, it'll all be worth it.

2023
01:16:02,818 --> 01:16:05,235
If you can just get that one,

2024
01:16:06,751 --> 01:16:10,164
that one moment of truth and beauty.

2025
01:16:10,164 --> 01:16:12,444
(phone chimes)

2026
01:16:12,444 --> 01:16:13,276
- Come on, come on, come on.

2027
01:16:13,276 --> 01:16:14,110
- [Emergency Operator] 9-1-1.

2028
01:16:14,110 --> 01:16:15,345
What's the emergency?

2029
01:16:15,345 --> 01:16:18,888
- Yeah, I'm at the radio station WGNS.

2030
01:16:18,888 --> 01:16:19,805
- I had it,

2031
01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:23,198
and I did the dumbest thing ever.

2032
01:16:23,198 --> 01:16:24,829
I let it slip.

2033
01:16:24,829 --> 01:16:26,818
I'm flawed, all right?

2034
01:16:26,818 --> 01:16:29,522
I have a lot of problems, I know, I know.

2035
01:16:29,522 --> 01:16:30,906
I'm sorry (speaks indistinctly).

2036
01:16:30,906 --> 01:16:32,832
- Hey, what y'all listenin' to?

2037
01:16:32,832 --> 01:16:33,752
- DJ Taz.

2038
01:16:33,752 --> 01:16:35,496
He's having a mental breakdown.

2039
01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:37,111
- Yeah, well, what else is new?

2040
01:16:37,111 --> 01:16:38,501
- No, this is different.

2041
01:16:38,501 --> 01:16:39,633
Just listen!
- I'm really sorry.

2042
01:16:39,633 --> 01:16:42,459
It's a lot knowing that I had something,

2043
01:16:42,459 --> 01:16:43,396
and I let it go.

2044
01:16:43,396 --> 01:16:46,311
I let it slip away, and that I just...

2045
01:16:46,311 --> 01:16:47,394
I don't know.

2046
01:16:48,314 --> 01:16:49,272
- Who's he talking about?

2047
01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:50,178
Antoinette?

2048
01:16:50,178 --> 01:16:52,975
- No, some woman named Lucy.

2049
01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:54,479
- He said-
- Shh!

2050
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:59,008
- I had plenty of time,
plenty of opportunities

2051
01:16:59,008 --> 01:17:01,359
to ask Lucy to meet up with me.

2052
01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:02,192
And I should have.

2053
01:17:02,192 --> 01:17:03,025
I should have.

2054
01:17:03,025 --> 01:17:03,858
I don't know why I didn't.

2055
01:17:03,858 --> 01:17:04,691
I just...

2056
01:17:04,691 --> 01:17:05,608
I'm stupid.

2057
01:17:07,149 --> 01:17:10,316
I (exhales loudly)...

2058
01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:13,068
I let a crazy woman,

2059
01:17:13,068 --> 01:17:16,195
and you all know who I'm talking about,

2060
01:17:16,195 --> 01:17:19,575
kick me out inside of myself, you know?

2061
01:17:19,575 --> 01:17:22,382
And I said some stupid things,

2062
01:17:22,382 --> 01:17:26,101
like that I hated talking to you people.

2063
01:17:26,101 --> 01:17:27,953
The truth is, I did.

2064
01:17:27,953 --> 01:17:32,444
I did hate talking to you
people, until that day,

2065
01:17:32,444 --> 01:17:33,682
the day that she called.

2066
01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:36,725
- Hey, are you finished yet?

2067
01:17:36,725 --> 01:17:39,233
- Yeah, y'all are good to go.

2068
01:17:39,233 --> 01:17:40,066
- Thanks.

2069
01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:45,540
(liquid sloshing)

2070
01:17:45,540 --> 01:17:48,990
- I've been (chuckles)...
(footsteps pattering)

2071
01:17:48,990 --> 01:17:52,074
(objects clattering)

2072
01:17:55,401 --> 01:17:57,223
(radio garbles)

2073
01:17:57,223 --> 01:18:00,723
I've been drunk and hopped up off of pills

2074
01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:04,803
every day that I've worked here.

2075
01:18:04,803 --> 01:18:06,194
Spillin' out vile, and hate,

2076
01:18:06,194 --> 01:18:11,111
and all the rage that's just
been built up in me for years.

2077
01:18:12,329 --> 01:18:14,079
You know, and I loved

2078
01:18:15,108 --> 01:18:16,995
pissin' on all the
losers that called here.

2079
01:18:16,995 --> 01:18:19,204
It made me feel better than them,

2080
01:18:19,204 --> 01:18:21,121
made me feel important,

2081
01:18:23,993 --> 01:18:26,493
but I was no better than them.

2082
01:18:28,324 --> 01:18:29,678
Worse than them.

2083
01:18:29,678 --> 01:18:30,512
I was...

2084
01:18:31,353 --> 01:18:33,853
I was worse, until she called.

2085
01:18:37,868 --> 01:18:39,535
Lucy, my sweet Lucy,

2086
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:44,330
I owe you an apology.

2087
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:49,510
Lucy, I owe you an apology, Lucy,

2088
01:18:50,952 --> 01:18:53,928
because I said that I hated being here,

2089
01:18:53,928 --> 01:18:55,460
and I hated talking to

2090
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:59,297
all the freaks, and geeks, and losers.

2091
01:18:59,297 --> 01:19:00,130
And it's true.

2092
01:19:00,130 --> 01:19:02,064
I mean, I did.

2093
01:19:02,064 --> 01:19:03,177
But that was before you,

2094
01:19:03,177 --> 01:19:06,458
before you showed me that I wasn't alone.

2095
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:07,624
You know, I...

2096
01:19:09,865 --> 01:19:12,010
That there was somebody I could talk to,

2097
01:19:12,010 --> 01:19:14,427
you know, that understood me,

2098
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,542
that maybe, maybe cares about me.

2099
01:19:23,413 --> 01:19:24,592
(Taz groans and sniffs)

2100
01:19:24,592 --> 01:19:26,917
I have a lot of problems (laughs).

2101
01:19:26,917 --> 01:19:27,917
I know that.

2102
01:19:29,247 --> 01:19:32,664
But maybe my problems and your problems,

2103
01:19:34,984 --> 01:19:38,249
we could've figured 'em out together

2104
01:19:38,249 --> 01:19:41,445
over some of those Italian
roles you were talking about.

2105
01:19:41,445 --> 01:19:44,856
Yeah (chuckles).

2106
01:19:44,856 --> 01:19:49,178
I mean, there has to be
a point to all this, yes?

2107
01:19:49,178 --> 01:19:50,717
I don't know if it's God,

2108
01:19:50,717 --> 01:19:53,481
or faith, or whatever
that brought us together.

2109
01:19:53,481 --> 01:19:55,968
It had to be for reason.

2110
01:19:55,968 --> 01:20:00,647
Perhaps, it made all of
this worth it, you know?

2111
01:20:00,647 --> 01:20:01,937
Has to be.

2112
01:20:01,937 --> 01:20:03,927
Perhaps, I was wrong,

2113
01:20:03,927 --> 01:20:05,483
and there is no God, there is no faith.

2114
01:20:05,483 --> 01:20:07,517
Nothing is important.

2115
01:20:07,517 --> 01:20:09,067
I don't even know if
you're listening right now.

2116
01:20:09,067 --> 01:20:10,837
Probably aren't.

2117
01:20:10,837 --> 01:20:13,038
You probably got wise,
and said, you know what?

2118
01:20:13,038 --> 01:20:14,460
I'm not callin' this fool anymore.

2119
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:17,141
Why talk to a loser like him?

2120
01:20:17,141 --> 01:20:19,891
(exhales loudly)

2121
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,193
Let's find out.

2122
01:20:25,699 --> 01:20:27,783
(Taz sniffs)

2123
01:20:27,783 --> 01:20:28,615
(button softly clicks)

2124
01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:29,764
(button shuffles)

2125
01:20:29,764 --> 01:20:31,571
You're on the air.

2126
01:20:31,571 --> 01:20:33,321
- [Susan] Hello, Taz.

2127
01:20:34,164 --> 01:20:35,990
- You're not Lucy.

2128
01:20:35,990 --> 01:20:36,826
- [Susan] I am not.

2129
01:20:36,826 --> 01:20:38,004
My name is Susan.

2130
01:20:38,004 --> 01:20:39,254
- Hello, Susan.

2131
01:20:40,473 --> 01:20:41,989
- [Susan] You don't sound well, Taz.

2132
01:20:41,989 --> 01:20:43,033
- Yeah, I'm fuckin' fantastic.

2133
01:20:43,033 --> 01:20:44,012
Haven't you been listening?

2134
01:20:44,012 --> 01:20:44,845
- [Susan] I have.

2135
01:20:44,845 --> 01:20:46,450
- Then why'd you call?

2136
01:20:46,450 --> 01:20:49,623
- [Susan] Tony asked me to call.

2137
01:20:49,623 --> 01:20:50,490
- Who are you, Susan?

2138
01:20:50,490 --> 01:20:51,434
What do you do?

2139
01:20:51,434 --> 01:20:53,187
- [Susan] I am a counselor.

2140
01:20:53,187 --> 01:20:54,412
- What do you counsel on?

2141
01:20:54,412 --> 01:20:55,332
- [Susan] I think you know.

2142
01:20:55,332 --> 01:20:56,922
- You don't wanna tell me?

2143
01:20:56,922 --> 01:20:58,284
- [Susan] Taz, you know you've got people

2144
01:20:58,284 --> 01:21:00,133
who really care about you.

2145
01:21:00,133 --> 01:21:01,869
Tony looks at you like a brother.

2146
01:21:01,869 --> 01:21:03,122
- (scoffs) Tony?

2147
01:21:03,122 --> 01:21:05,012
Tony, Tony, Tony, yeah.

2148
01:21:05,012 --> 01:21:07,363
Tony is the boss here,
ladies and gentlemen.

2149
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:12,142
He's the one who allows
me to go on every night.

2150
01:21:12,142 --> 01:21:13,432
(sighs loudly)

2151
01:21:13,432 --> 01:21:15,182
You know what?

2152
01:21:15,182 --> 01:21:16,098
I'm hungry.

2153
01:21:17,362 --> 01:21:20,084
I think it's time for that last supper.

2154
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:22,342
- [Susan] Last supper of the day, right.

2155
01:21:22,342 --> 01:21:24,758
(Taz laughs)

2156
01:21:27,580 --> 01:21:28,748
- You're good.

2157
01:21:29,970 --> 01:21:32,912
- [Susan] What do you
want to eat now, Taz?

2158
01:21:32,912 --> 01:21:34,571
- [Taz] Some Italian rolls.

2159
01:21:34,571 --> 01:21:36,132
- [Susan] Do you have any of them?

2160
01:21:36,132 --> 01:21:37,549
- Nah.

2161
01:21:37,549 --> 01:21:39,290
No, all we have is crap.

2162
01:21:39,290 --> 01:21:40,957
- [Susan] Like what?

2163
01:21:42,434 --> 01:21:44,448
- Mm-kay, you're good.

2164
01:21:44,448 --> 01:21:45,281
Buying time.

2165
01:21:45,281 --> 01:21:46,114
I see you, I see you.

2166
01:21:46,114 --> 01:21:47,477
Okay.

2167
01:21:47,477 --> 01:21:49,584
(gun clanks)
(button softly clicks)

2168
01:21:49,584 --> 01:21:50,499
Let's see, what do we have?

2169
01:21:50,499 --> 01:21:51,333
What do we have?

2170
01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:56,333
We have (sniffs) candy, you
know, crackers, cold pizza.

2171
01:21:59,112 --> 01:22:01,445
- [Susan] I like cold pizza.

2172
01:22:03,383 --> 01:22:04,467
- Cold pizza?

2173
01:22:05,925 --> 01:22:07,233
You kiddin'?

2174
01:22:07,233 --> 01:22:08,316
- [Susan] No.

2175
01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:12,226
- See, that's the problem
with this country,

2176
01:22:12,226 --> 01:22:13,059
the whole world.

2177
01:22:13,059 --> 01:22:14,275
People like you.

2178
01:22:14,275 --> 01:22:15,358
- [Susan] What did I do?

2179
01:22:15,358 --> 01:22:16,954
- (scoffs) Eat a cold pizza.

2180
01:22:16,954 --> 01:22:18,762
Pizza is meant to be eatin' hot.

2181
01:22:18,762 --> 01:22:20,901
Eating cold pizza is a crime.

2182
01:22:20,901 --> 01:22:22,149
- [Susan] People can do what they want.

2183
01:22:22,149 --> 01:22:23,194
It's a free country.

2184
01:22:23,194 --> 01:22:24,222
- No, it's not a free country!

2185
01:22:24,222 --> 01:22:25,385
It's not a free country.

2186
01:22:25,385 --> 01:22:26,694
Nothing is free in this country,

2187
01:22:26,694 --> 01:22:27,856
not even dyin'.

2188
01:22:27,856 --> 01:22:29,537
- [Susan] No one has said
anything about about dying.

2189
01:22:29,537 --> 01:22:30,370
- I'm sayin' it!

2190
01:22:30,370 --> 01:22:32,370
I'm saying it right now!

2191
01:22:33,324 --> 01:22:35,220
You die, huh?

2192
01:22:35,220 --> 01:22:38,638
A funeral casket, grave, $9,000.

2193
01:22:38,638 --> 01:22:40,498
$9,000 just to die.

2194
01:22:40,498 --> 01:22:41,996
That's if you want a grave at all.

2195
01:22:41,996 --> 01:22:43,650
You get cremated, pff, drops the bill down

2196
01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:45,632
about 6, $7,000 just to die!

2197
01:22:45,632 --> 01:22:47,368
- [Susan] But no one is dying now.

2198
01:22:47,368 --> 01:22:48,477
- No, statistically speaking,

2199
01:22:48,477 --> 01:22:49,767
somebody is dying right now.

2200
01:22:49,767 --> 01:22:51,007
Bam, dead!

2201
01:22:51,007 --> 01:22:52,035
You're dead!

2202
01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:53,075
She's dead!

2203
01:22:53,075 --> 01:22:54,209
Right now!

2204
01:22:54,209 --> 01:22:55,167
Huh?

2205
01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:57,836
That's the story of the world,

2206
01:22:57,836 --> 01:23:01,086
one funeral possession after the other.

2207
01:23:01,995 --> 01:23:04,623
What's the problem with one more.

2208
01:23:04,623 --> 01:23:07,093
- [Susan] I can think of several reasons.

2209
01:23:07,093 --> 01:23:08,159
(banging at door)
(Taz breathes heavily)

2210
01:23:08,159 --> 01:23:08,992
- [Officer] Open the door.

2211
01:23:08,992 --> 01:23:09,825
It's the police.

2212
01:23:09,825 --> 01:23:11,282
- Ah, shit, they found me.

2213
01:23:11,282 --> 01:23:12,469
(Taz breathes shakily)
- Who found you?

2214
01:23:12,469 --> 01:23:14,364
- The popo, the fuzz,
the cops, they're here.

2215
01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:15,310
(banging on door)
- Right now, son.

2216
01:23:15,310 --> 01:23:16,309
- You'll never take me alive!

2217
01:23:16,309 --> 01:23:17,142
- [Officer] Open the door.

2218
01:23:17,142 --> 01:23:18,189
It's the police.

2219
01:23:18,189 --> 01:23:19,022
- Come on already!

2220
01:23:19,022 --> 01:23:20,785
(male speaks indistinctly)

2221
01:23:20,785 --> 01:23:21,618
I'm ready!

2222
01:23:21,618 --> 01:23:22,451
Come on!

2223
01:23:22,451 --> 01:23:23,284
(banging on door)

2224
01:23:23,284 --> 01:23:24,883
(Taz breathes heavily)

2225
01:23:24,883 --> 01:23:25,717
- [Susan] Taz?

2226
01:23:25,717 --> 01:23:27,017
Are you there, Taz?

2227
01:23:27,017 --> 01:23:28,591
(phone receiver clatters)

2228
01:23:28,591 --> 01:23:30,628
(muffled indistinct chattering)

2229
01:23:30,628 --> 01:23:33,708
(intense dramatic music)

2230
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,847
- What's goin' on out there?

2231
01:23:35,847 --> 01:23:39,660
(muffled indistinct chattering continues)

2232
01:23:39,660 --> 01:23:41,368
(alarm buzzing)

2233
01:23:41,368 --> 01:23:44,325
Who is it?
(door creaks open)

2234
01:23:44,325 --> 01:23:47,242
(Taz sighs loudly)

2235
01:23:48,169 --> 01:23:49,721
Lucy?

2236
01:23:49,721 --> 01:23:50,553
- It's me.

2237
01:23:51,597 --> 01:23:54,847
(Taz breathes shakily)

2238
01:23:56,711 --> 01:23:58,535
- Were you listening?

2239
01:23:58,535 --> 01:23:59,369
- I was.

2240
01:24:01,753 --> 01:24:04,836
(Taz exhales loudly)

2241
01:24:07,294 --> 01:24:09,315
- How'd you get here?

2242
01:24:09,315 --> 01:24:11,231
- I drove in my Camaro.

2243
01:24:12,566 --> 01:24:14,171
- What year?

2244
01:24:14,171 --> 01:24:15,004
- '79.

2245
01:24:16,032 --> 01:24:17,401
- Nice ride.

2246
01:24:17,401 --> 01:24:20,069
(Lucy chuckles)

2247
01:24:23,769 --> 01:24:25,769
What are you doing here?

2248
01:24:26,794 --> 01:24:27,801
- I'm starving.

2249
01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:29,821
I was wondering, do you want to step out

2250
01:24:29,821 --> 01:24:31,115
and get some rolls?

2251
01:24:31,115 --> 01:24:32,298
- Yes.

2252
01:24:32,298 --> 01:24:35,964
(gentle instrumental music)

2253
01:24:37,475 --> 01:24:38,308
Yep.

2254
01:24:40,103 --> 01:24:43,080
(Taz breathes shakily)

2255
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:45,830
(exhales loudly)

2256
01:24:48,346 --> 01:24:52,846
(gentle instrumental music continues)

2257
01:24:57,737 --> 01:25:00,294
(gun clangs)

2258
01:25:00,294 --> 01:25:04,794
(gentle instrumental music continues)

2259
01:25:06,128 --> 01:25:09,044
(turntable clicks)

2260
01:25:12,723 --> 01:25:15,001
(Taz exhales loudly)

2261
01:25:15,001 --> 01:25:18,698
♪ I was a stranger when you let me in ♪

2262
01:25:18,698 --> 01:25:22,442
♪ I was addicted to myself and others ♪

2263
01:25:22,442 --> 01:25:25,848
♪ If I had a nickel every time I heard ♪

2264
01:25:25,848 --> 01:25:29,017
♪ All the crazy thoughts
running out of my words ♪

2265
01:25:29,017 --> 01:25:31,039
♪ Saying oh ♪

2266
01:25:31,039 --> 01:25:35,040
♪ You heard me on the radio ♪

2267
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:38,343
♪ Couldn't let the feelings show ♪

2268
01:25:38,343 --> 01:25:41,843
♪ When I was on the radio ♪

2269
01:25:45,878 --> 01:25:49,508
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Hey ♪

2270
01:25:49,508 --> 01:25:53,267
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Hey ♪

2271
01:25:53,267 --> 01:25:56,851
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Hey ♪

2272
01:25:58,642 --> 01:26:00,722
♪ Say oh ♪

2273
01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:04,626
♪ You heard me on the radio ♪

2274
01:26:04,626 --> 01:26:08,176
♪ Couldn't let the feelings show ♪

2275
01:26:08,176 --> 01:26:11,990
♪ When I was on the radio ♪

2276
01:26:11,990 --> 01:26:15,273
♪ Couldn't really let it go ♪

2277
01:26:15,273 --> 01:26:19,070
♪ I didn't want you to know ♪

2278
01:26:19,070 --> 01:26:22,913
♪ When I was on the radio ♪

2279
01:26:22,913 --> 01:26:27,913
♪ When I was on the radio ♪

2280
01:26:30,296 --> 01:26:33,994
♪ Oh ♪

2281
01:26:33,994 --> 01:26:37,624
♪ When I was on the radio ♪

2282
01:26:37,624 --> 01:26:41,538
♪ Oh ♪

2283
01:26:41,538 --> 01:26:45,032
♪ I was on the radio ♪

2284
01:26:45,032 --> 01:26:48,712
♪ I couldn't really let it go ♪

2285
01:26:48,712 --> 01:26:52,580
♪ I didn't want you to know ♪

2286
01:26:52,580 --> 01:26:56,080
♪ When I was on the radio ♪