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♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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♪ Ooh, 'cause all we are
Is all we'll ever be ♪
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♪ And there's nothing
We can do but make believe ♪
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♪ 'Cause all we are... ♪
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Bye, Mack.
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♪ Is all we'll ever be ♪
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Mack, sweetie,
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don't you want to keep playing
with the other kids?
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Nah. They all ride too fast.
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I don't like to go that fast.
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Me neither, kid. Me neither.
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♪ And I'm working
Overtime again ♪
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Life goes fast enough as it is.
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I got it. This is the one.
This is the one. Do you love it?
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-I love it!
-You love it.
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♪ I'm gonna pretend
That it's not all fake ♪
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♪ While sticking my head
In an easy bake ♪
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♪ And tossing the pills
They'll make me take ♪
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♪ If I don't smile
'Cause I feel ♪
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♪ Broke is hard to fix ♪
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♪ Saying, where'd we
Lose the kid? ♪
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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ 'Cause all we are
Is all we'll ever be ♪
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Oh, you chickens wouldn't
mind scooching in a smidge
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for an old gal, would you?
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Huh?
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I grew up always feeling
like I was an older woman
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trapped in the body
of a little girl.
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I think that's why I was
so fond of the term "old gal."
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I was raised by my grandma.
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And she was
the coolest "old gal"
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I ever knew.
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Whenever I told her that,
she'd say...
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Well, that's because I'm old.
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I got less time to live,
so I got less flips to give.
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All I wanted was to be
like Grammie Martin.
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But, like any kid,
I had to fit in.
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♪ Make believe is all we are ♪
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Over the years...
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...I got better at hiding
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what I thought was cool,
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and getting into what
my friends thought was cool.
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And you know what?
It worked out pretty well.
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I wrote a book...
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...and people liked it.
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And I liked
being invited to the party.
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And even though
I didn't always know
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what to do with myself,
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I surrounded myself
with people who did.
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And I did my darnedest
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to keep my inner old gal
to myself.
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♪ Make believe is all we are ♪
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♪ La ♪
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♪ La ♪
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♪ La, la ♪
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Um, hello,
are you listening to me?
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I said, maybe,
you should write a short story
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about the time
I projectile-vomited
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into the Chex Mix bowl
at junior prom.
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- I think it's a good story.
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Uh, yeah. I'll, uh,
I'll think about it.
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I actually, um,
I called to see what, uh,
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Little Brown said
about my proposal?
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They rejected it,
which is so unfair.
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Oh. Okay.
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Listen, I can't get you
an advance
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on a book right now,
and I don't know...
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why you'd want to waste
your time writing one, okay?
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No one reads
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anymore.
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Isn't like
every Barnes and Noble
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an Eataly now?
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What I can do is,
I can make some calls
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and I can keep getting you
minor branding opportunities
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so you don't feel
like a total sham,
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calling yourself a writer,
every time someone asks
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what you do at parties.
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Well, thank you for investing
in my talent.
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Was that sarcasm?
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Mack, just remember,
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if you're not getting paid
for something, it's a hobby.
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And hobbies are disgusting.
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Got it.
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I love you, baby. Bye.
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Okay.
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Blankets.
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-Good morning, girls!
-Hi, Mrs. Coletti.
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Come to do a little shopping
at Sharon's Vineyard?
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Yes. And as I told you,
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that joke's only funny
if your name's Martha.
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Well, I think it works.
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Take whatever you like.
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Thank you. Love you.
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I could have actually
done this shopping.
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It is your bachelorette party.
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But when I put you
in charge of my 21st,
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we ended up with a tableful
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of different flavors
of schnapps.
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Whatever. That was
a super fun spread!
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Okay.
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-What's wrong?
-Oh, nothing.
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Just posting for socks,
because that's what I do.
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Had a very enlightening
conversation this morning
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with my agent, who informed me,
in no uncertain terms,
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that I am essentially
no longer a writer.
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So, you know.
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Instagram doesn't define you.
Instagram just pays the bills.
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-Okay?
-Ugh! I know. I know.
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I-- I just need to write a book.
Another book.
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-I'm gonna write another one.
-You should.
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Mama, we're leaving.
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Have fun, girls.
Enjoy the house.
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You have no idea
how many yarn stores
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I had to take Betty to
for her to let you gals use it.
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Yarn stores?
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So, see you back here Sunday
for the shower.
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- Thanks, Mrs. C.
- Indeed.
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Mack,
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-get that hair out of your face.
-Ooh.
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How does she do that?
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This...
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This.
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Hey. Hey, there you are.
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Here I am.
My house. Hanging out.
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Packing up.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Cheesy! Hey.
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Hi, buddy. Yes, come.
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Yes. Hello. Oh, whoops.
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Oh, Cheese-- Cheesy!
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God, I am so sorry. I'll, um--
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-It's--
-Ugh!
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I'm so sorry.
I promise I'll replace them.
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No! You-- you... you can't.
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They're limited editions.
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Oh.
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Yeah, and I've already
worn them twice,
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so, really, what am I
gonna get out of them
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-at this point, right?
-Well, again,
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so sorry about that.
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So, um, anyway, each day's food
is in these little baggies,
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so half in the morning,
then half at night.
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Every day and night.
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Yeah. Uh, I'll be able
to figure out how to--
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- how to feed the dog.
- Right. Cool.
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Wow, crazy plans this weekend?
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Uh, yeah!
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It's my best friend's
bachelorette
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in Palm Springs.
I mean, it's gonna be wild.
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Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
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Uh, well, if you're looking
for something
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a little more low-key,
I like to every now and again,
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just go for a rip
around the neighborhood
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on my longboard,
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and if you wanted, maybe,
you could come with, some time.
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Maybe.
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Whelp!
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I think that's everything.
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-Great.
-Thank you, Jack.
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No problem, Mack.
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-Awesome.
-Yeah.
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All right.
See you later, Cheesy.
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♪ Shake it, shake it,
shake it l Like a earthquake ♪
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♪ All around
Like it's my birthday ♪
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♪ Put it work,
fucking put it work ♪
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Sorry.
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Found it! So,
it was under the seat.
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So, you said that he wanted
to go skateboarding with you?
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Well, I think
that's definite proof
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that Hot Dog-Sitter Guy is
completely obsessed with you.
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Oh, my God. Why won't you give
this hot man what he wants?
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I don't know. I mean, he comes
off like a total Lothario.
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-I'm sorry, what?
-Who?
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Lothario?
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-You know, Lothario.
-What is that?
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- Oh, you know--
- Thank you.
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Lothario.
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- Lothario? What is that?
- I don't know.
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-I don't know what that means.
-A playa.
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-Guys!
-Woohoo!
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Okay, back to the SAT word.
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Uh. I can't date my neighbor.
I can't do it.
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Um, no one said "date."
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No, I didn't hear that.
I didn't hear date.
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Mm-mm. Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Okay, wait, can we look up
his socials real quick?
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-Yes, what is it? What is it?
-Oh, that's the thing.
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-He doesn't do social.
-Oh, hey, that's not good.
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-Mm-mm.
-Right? That's what I said.
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How do we know
he's not a stalker tracking you?
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Working for the NSA?
Working for the government?
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CAA?
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- FDA?
- Yeah, weird.
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Like, just so we're clear,
you're prejudging him
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based on what
he shows to the world
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without entertaining the idea
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that there could
be something more?
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- I see you.
- Loth-- Lothario.
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Careful with
your drinks, ladies.
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Betty's precious
about her carpet.
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- Carpet?
- Yeah.
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Fucking no. Carpets, ew.
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I can't stay in
a place with carpets.
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I stand corrected.
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Okay. I bet our Betty
puts some parties in here.
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- I bet our Betty did.
- Oh, for sure.
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Oh, Betty, my God.
I'm in love with you.
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Is she single?
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Oh, my God. It's like as
if there's a filter in here.
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This weekend is
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going to be sick!
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I'm getting married.
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♪ Shake it, shake it
Shake it like a earthquake ♪
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♪ All around like
It's my birthday ♪
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Oh, shit! We got it all
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over Betty's carpet.
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No,
just leave it there,
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and put the broken glass
on the side.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, let's go.
I'll meet you outside.
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Oh, my God.
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They're gorgeous.
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They're all...
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...so gorgeous.
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Hello.
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Let's see.
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There she is.
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Mack, where
the freak are you?
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-We're at the bar already.
-Uh, nothing. Nowhere.
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Okay, well, get your
cutie little booty tooty
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out to the bar.
We're doing shots!
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Yeah. I feel like if
I got my tonsils out,
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I would just, like,
want to put them in a jar.
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Ready?
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Yeah, me, too.
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Oh.
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- No.
- You--
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Okay. So, um...
...just so you're aware,
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it is our best bebe's
bachelorette bridal brunch,
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and you best come correct.
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And, at the moment,
you're very incorrect.
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Oh. Well, I'm not ready-ready.
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You know, I wa-- I was saying,
are you guys ready?
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I would say one, two, three,
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-yeah, we're ready.
-No problem.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Great.
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Just go get something
out of my suitcase.
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Okay.
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♪ I know I'm hot ♪
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♪ But I stay on
My cool hot, hot, hot ♪
253
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♪ I keep it hot, hot, hot ♪
254
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,294
♪ I know I'm hot
But I stay on my cool ♪
255
00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:09,797
♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
256
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,800
♪ I keep it hot, hot, hot ♪
257
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,536
♪ I know I'm hot
But I stay on my cool ♪
258
00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:31,919
Why aren't we over there?
259
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,188
-Where?
-There.
260
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:36,490
I mean, look at them.
They've got it figured out,
261
00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:38,859
those women. You know,
just eating toast
262
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,160
and laughing.
263
00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:42,363
I wanna be like them.
264
00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:47,001
Just sitting around
and falling asleep
265
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,969
till someone comes
and shakes me awake and tells me
266
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:50,505
it's time to go to sleep
somewhere else.
267
00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:52,139
We need to know.
We need to know.
268
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:55,309
But we are gonna do
what you want.
269
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,544
Whatever you want.
270
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,947
I am, uh, really excited
for this weekend!
271
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,351
Carla, you're up.
Party of four?
272
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,086
Oh, Carla. That's me.
I mean, no. It's not me.
273
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,589
- It's us. I mean her.
- She's getting married!
274
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,093
♪ Make you come alive ♪
275
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,262
♪ Listen to my eyes ♪
276
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,331
♪ Check it out, it's all good ♪
277
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,333
♪ I will go around
And use magic ♪
278
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,369
♪ Dances in the music
In sonic flashes ♪
279
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:24,271
♪ Look like a honeymoon
Night in Paris ♪
280
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,472
♪ Gotta get yours ♪
281
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,008
♪ Get more ♪
282
00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:30,244
♪ Do what makes you feel good ♪
283
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,912
♪ Do what makes you feel good ♪
284
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,851
♪ Blow up the bass ♪
285
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,522
What's up? I'm getting married.
286
00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:43,558
♪ Blow up the bass
Blow up the bass ♪
287
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,394
What? No. Okay, the physical
therapist is not overrated.
288
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:49,129
When you have sex
with your physical therapist--
289
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,265
okay, so he's not my
all the time, he was my sub.
290
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,866
Okay. He was just,
like, your substitute--
291
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,468
Babe, I told you,
wear the green ones.
292
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,437
These are not for the desert.
293
00:13:58,472 --> 00:14:01,375
You guys, is anyone else,
you know, feeling like...
294
00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:06,046
-...anxious from this heat?
-No. I actually love it.
295
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,915
-Oh, shit.
-I feel like it's life-giving.
296
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,083
- You guys.
- Life-- What?
297
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,384
Bad Bunny is playing
a private show
298
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,486
in a walk-in refrigerator
behind Ralph's.
299
00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:14,021
Starts in an hour.
300
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:18,192
Wait. Can... we... ra-lly?
301
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:22,429
Yes, we ca-a-a-n!
302
00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:24,365
- Meh.
- Bah!
303
00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:25,600
-What was that?
-What?
304
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:26,900
What was that
305
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,536
sound that you made with,
like, your face and your mouth?
306
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,237
Oh, no. I mean, I'm kidding.
307
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,206
- Okay.
- Obviously. I just-- no!
308
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:36,243
I thought it would be super fun,
uh, if we all, um...
309
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,347
take a break.
310
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,216
And lie down.
311
00:14:42,617 --> 00:14:47,020
and, uh, did a-- did a...
a past life regression!
312
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,389
- What?
- Yeah.
313
00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:50,525
It could be, like,
a bachelorette activity.
314
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,393
Mm-hmm.
I've done one of these before.
315
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,194
Honestly, truly life-changing.
316
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,530
Saw a lot, but--
317
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,632
Bad Bunny in a refrigerator.
318
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,536
No, it's just, it's crazy.
You know, I was--
319
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:04,004
I was just thinking of
pitching a piece
320
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,239
on past-life regressions,
321
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,675
and-- and there's a sign
for one right there,
322
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:12,179
and-- and it kind of feels
like, well, a sign.
323
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,347
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
324
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,617
You should go do it.
325
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:20,020
I know this isn't your thing.
It's all good. I love you.
326
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,424
- Thank you.
- Mm, mm, mm, mm.
327
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:25,159
We'll just meet
back up at the house.
328
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,360
-Okay.
-Okay?
329
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,629
Have fun.
330
00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:30,063
Regress and be blessed.
Regress and be blessed.
331
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,233
Regress.
332
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,072
Why can't I enjoy a stupid show
333
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,175
in a refrigerator
like everyone else?
334
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,278
I mean, I would lie down
in a refrigerator.
335
00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:47,014
Hello?
336
00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:57,191
Uh, okay. Did I just step
through the looking glass?
337
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,459
What is this?
338
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,395
Uh, hello?
339
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,331
Is anyone here?
340
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,366
Hello?
341
00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:12,406
Welcome. Mm.
342
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:18,713
Hi. I'm, uh-- oh,
I'm here to, um, regress.
343
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:21,716
Oh, lovely.
Do you have an appointment?
344
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:24,251
-I don't, no, but--
-Oh, no! Uh. Wait, wait, wait.
345
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,286
Please, please don't touch,
it-- this is very expensive
346
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,689
equipment from Europe,
thank you.
347
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,456
Right, but the sign said
348
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,325
-lie flat.
-Yeah, you will, you will.
349
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,595
Just let me check the schedule,
okay? We're very busy.
350
00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,597
Om!
351
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,233
Om-- oh!
352
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,637
Today is your lucky day,
Moonchild.
353
00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:45,439
Mercury must be in Gatorade.
I'm normally swamped,
354
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,642
but something
just popped open for you, so--
355
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:50,210
-So, I can just lie flat?
-Yeah. Yes.
356
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:51,513
-Okay. Here.
-Oh, ah, but I request
357
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:53,213
that you pay before
undergoing the regression.
358
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,449
Uh, after visiting
your other lives,
359
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,685
you may feel disoriented.
360
00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:00,588
I take PayPal, cash,
Visa, MasterCard.
361
00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:02,289
Thank you. Let's get you in.
362
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,758
No, I really just need
to lie down, so--
363
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,425
Oh, please, please.
Lay down, Moonchild.
364
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,194
Yes, there you go.
365
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,230
-Oh, yes. Oh, gosh!
-Ah, yes.
366
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,766
- Slide in there. Okay.
- I'm sorry.
367
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,635
All right, Moonchild.
368
00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:16,236
Okay, Moonman.
369
00:17:16,804 --> 00:17:21,241
Take a deep breath,
relax, and breathe.
370
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,112
Okay, once you are relaxed,
371
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,414
I want you to think
about who you are,
372
00:17:27,749 --> 00:17:30,484
who you were,
and who you want to be.
373
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,154
Today's intention is to connect
with the person you once were.
374
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,558
Life can take you
on a winding path
375
00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:38,292
that often moves
in both directions.
376
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:42,329
It's important to remember
that time is merely a construct.
377
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:45,633
Who you are, who you were,
who you want to be.
378
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,669
It's all within
you at this very moment.
379
00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:49,169
You know what? I-- I--
380
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,807
I, uh--
I don't need the whole spiel.
381
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,275
If you could just let me
lay here, that would be great.
382
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,411
Okay, uh, uh,
who do you want to be?
383
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,814
-What?
-Who do you want to be?
384
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:03,250
Who do I want to be?
385
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,553
I want to be
a person who doesn't, you know,
386
00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:08,656
feel like they have to do
every little thing right.
387
00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:11,291
You know, I want to be able
to lay down whenever I want to,
388
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,596
not have to wear
these tall, tall boots
389
00:18:14,629 --> 00:18:16,731
and walk around
like I'm a giraffe.
390
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:19,601
And I don't want to have
to put a filter on every photo
391
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,570
to be deemed attractive
by everyone I meet.
392
00:18:22,604 --> 00:18:23,838
And I... I...
I don't want to have
393
00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,405
to pretend I like kombucha.
394
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,307
I don't. It's disgusting!
395
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,744
And I want to be able
to sit anywhere I want to,
396
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,345
lay anywhere I want to,
397
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,647
and I just want
to stay home, like,
398
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:34,247
and not be judged
399
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,415
for being a hermit.
400
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:39,186
I just want to be my Grammie.
I want to be Grammie Martin.
401
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,488
I want to be free
to say whatever I want.
402
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,190
I-- I wanna be the women
403
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,560
at the Pancake House
eating pancakes!
404
00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:46,561
Who are you?
405
00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:48,295
I don't know! I don't know.
406
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,631
I just...
407
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:52,466
Who are you deep inside
your core? Who are you?
408
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:56,403
I'm-- I'm a 70-year-old woman,
409
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,239
trapped in the body of
a 30-year-old
410
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,877
who really just needs
a minute to rest!
411
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:09,717
Hello? Hello?
412
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,321
Okay.
413
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,356
Oh. Oh.
414
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:21,562
Ooh.
415
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,565
Ah.
416
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,570
Oh, dear. Ow! Oh.
417
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,340
Oh. Mm-hmm.
418
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,446
What's that guy's name again?
419
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,416
Luca? Oh, my God!
420
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:45,485
Oh! Oh, my God! No, no. Wait.
421
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,823
What is this?
This is--
422
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:52,459
Oh, my God, no.
423
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:55,429
Oh. Oh, my God. No.
424
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,766
No, no.
Where is that guy? Luca!
425
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,400
Get in here, fix this!
426
00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:03,470
Luca! Luca!
427
00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:05,873
Luca! Will somebody help me?
428
00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:08,776
This is not me!
I'm not-- Where am I?
429
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:14,716
Luca!
I'm not me. I'm not me.
430
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:19,921
I'm old. I'm really not okay.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
431
00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:29,831
Oh, dear.
432
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:41,542
Oh, these stupid boots.
433
00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:43,778
Oh, ow.
434
00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:54,622
- Oh. Oh, my God.
- Please.
435
00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:59,292
Ah! Oh! No! Come on.
436
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:03,497
Oh, no.
437
00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:06,567
Oh, my God.
438
00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:13,775
What?
439
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,487
You can't be here.
I'm very sorry.
440
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:28,823
If you're on meth,
we don't have any.
441
00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:30,625
What? No, no.
442
00:21:30,658 --> 00:21:32,994
I'm not on meth, Carla. It's me.
443
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:35,062
- Ma'am, I'm serious.
- 'Okay, please.
444
00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:36,396
Listen. Listen.
445
00:21:36,597 --> 00:21:38,566
One more move and you get
an eyeful of pepper.
446
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:42,369
-It stings. Trust me.
-That is empty.
447
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,370
No, it's not.
448
00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:45,006
Oh, I know that's empty,
449
00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:47,407
because you've had it
since college.
450
00:21:47,909 --> 00:21:48,943
How you know that?
451
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,547
Because we bought
those pepper sprays together
452
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:54,916
and we tested them out
on each other,
453
00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:56,851
just to make sure
that they worked. And--
454
00:21:56,884 --> 00:21:58,119
No, no, but I'm serious!
455
00:21:58,152 --> 00:22:01,055
You're a ghost.
Please, ghost. Go away, ghost!
456
00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:03,925
-Carla!
-Go away. Go away, ghost.
457
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,960
-Carla!
-Go away, ghost.
458
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,763
Carla, I'm not a ghost.
459
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:11,666
It's me! Mack!
460
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,568
-What?
-I don't know what to do.
461
00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:16,003
Something really crazy happened
to me in that regression pod,
462
00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:17,638
and I don't even look
like me anymore.
463
00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:20,473
But I'm me, okay? The--
Well, look, look. See? See.
464
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,643
That's Mack's jewelry.
What did you do with her?
465
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:25,478
What do you mean?
You gave me this bracelet.
466
00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:27,982
Because you said
all my other jewelry
467
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:31,152
looked like I bought
it at a Judge Judy estate sale.
468
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,486
Which I said is
a good thing because--
469
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,123
Judge Judy rich as hell.
470
00:22:36,157 --> 00:22:38,159
What the hell?!
471
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,460
I don't know
what happened to me.
472
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,697
You're my best friend.
473
00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:45,766
-I love you so much.
-Okay, okay, okay.
474
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,834
I love you, too.
475
00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:48,102
- Carla?
- Carla?
476
00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:49,537
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God!
477
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:50,771
Then I heard "ghost,"
and then I...
478
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,774
Oh, my God!
479
00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:57,678
Are you okay?
'Cause we heard screams.
480
00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:58,980
-I heard you literally scream.
-Yeah,
481
00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:00,514
just one of Betty's friends.
482
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,786
Hey.
483
00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:09,056
I'll meet you guys there.
I wanna change. I feel like--
484
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,558
-Sure, yeah.
-Definitely change, for sure.
485
00:23:10,591 --> 00:23:12,526
-Yeah. You guys look hot.
-Thank you so much.
486
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,661
-Thanks. You can too.
-You can, too.
487
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:14,695
I'm trying try to get laid.
488
00:23:14,729 --> 00:23:16,063
-Okay. Thank you.
-Ooh, yeah!
489
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:18,966
- Nice meeting the-- you.
- Okay, just get us enough seats.
490
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,668
Okay, I want to make sure
they're not waiting.
491
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,469
Okay. I need a drink.
492
00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:25,039
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.
493
00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:29,877
This like-- it's like I'm me,
but I'm not me.
494
00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:32,813
I mean, I'm me way up here.
But these things here,
495
00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:34,815
like, I had them.
They're not mine.
496
00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:38,853
Mine were like normal size.
Ah, this is horrible.
497
00:23:38,886 --> 00:23:41,088
Okay, so what were
you thinking about
498
00:23:41,122 --> 00:23:43,824
when he was asking you
who you wanted to be?
499
00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:46,594
Well, I was thinking
about Grammie Martin,
500
00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:50,463
and about how sick
of all the bullshit I am. And--
501
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,633
Okay, so you were thinking
about old lady stuff
502
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,535
- and then you turned into one.
- Uh-huh.
503
00:23:54,568 --> 00:23:56,537
So, he should be able
to turn you back into you.
504
00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:59,140
Oh, God, this is really
a nightmare.
505
00:23:59,173 --> 00:24:03,077
My hair is different.
It's, like, really weird.
506
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,145
Look at this.
507
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,847
It feels like it's well-coated
wire or something.
508
00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:08,516
It's not hair.
509
00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:10,785
Mack, we're going to fix this.
510
00:24:10,818 --> 00:24:12,053
I'm just really tired
511
00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:13,788
and overwhelmed,
and I need to rest.
512
00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:15,623
I just don't know how
to explain this to you.
513
00:24:15,656 --> 00:24:19,226
But you know what I can feel?
I can, like, feel the bones.
514
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:20,594
We're gonna figure this out.
515
00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:22,196
Yeah. And if we don't, you know,
516
00:24:22,229 --> 00:24:24,497
I'll just lose my friends
and my sponsors,
517
00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:25,900
- and I'll just run outta money.
- No.
518
00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,868
And I'll be one of those
old people, you know,
519
00:24:27,902 --> 00:24:30,204
that dies in their apartment
and turns into flesh soup
520
00:24:30,404 --> 00:24:32,206
because nobody finds
them for weeks.
521
00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:34,675
Okay, I'm not gonna
let you turn into flesh soup.
522
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,844
-Really?
-Really.
523
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,647
I'm gonna call my mom,
524
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,750
and ask her if we can use
Betty's house another few days.
525
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:45,186
But wait a minute. Whoa!
What about your shower?
526
00:24:45,219 --> 00:24:47,288
I'll cancel it.
This is a little more important.
527
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:50,124
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
No, you're not going to cancel
528
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,126
anything at all.
529
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:54,128
I got an idea.
Here's what we're gonna do.
530
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,564
You're gonna drive
the girls back to LA,
531
00:24:56,597 --> 00:24:58,132
and you just tell them that,
I don't know,
532
00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,800
some sort of
a work thing came up.
533
00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:01,802
Anyway, I will go back
into town,
534
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:03,637
and I will see
if I can find him,
535
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:06,540
and I'll be back in LA
in time for your shower.
536
00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:08,242
You don't want me
to come with you?
537
00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:10,878
No.
538
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:14,015
I just think I need
to be alone right now.
539
00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:18,119
This is-- Whoo--
a lot to process.
540
00:25:18,152 --> 00:25:20,554
And you're sure
there's nothing I can do?
541
00:25:21,022 --> 00:25:23,791
Could you drive me somewhere
to rent a car?
542
00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:26,627
-I have a better idea.
-Hmm?
543
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:29,030
Get some rest tonight.
I got you.
544
00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:33,200
All right.
You look amazing.
545
00:25:33,234 --> 00:25:36,837
I do not. Oh, dear.
546
00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:40,041
Okay, I'll see you
at the shower.
547
00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:43,210
- Yeah, wish me luck.
- You got this.
548
00:25:43,244 --> 00:25:44,845
Okay.
549
00:25:44,879 --> 00:25:46,180
- Love you.
- Love you.
550
00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:52,987
No! Where did he go?
551
00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:02,096
Where did he go?
552
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:13,874
♪ When we are together ♪
553
00:26:13,908 --> 00:26:16,377
- It's gonna be fine.
- ♪ Do I drive you wild ♪
554
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,112
Maybe this is just--
I don't know, what is this,
555
00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:19,914
some sort of a dream?
Just a real, like,
556
00:26:19,947 --> 00:26:21,382
terrible dream.
557
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,384
Yeah, well,
but still, nevertheless.
558
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,753
Let's just wake up, okay?
559
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:30,691
Damn it!
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
560
00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:37,131
♪ Water's deep
But I'm already half in ♪
561
00:27:01,789 --> 00:27:03,157
-Whoa.
-Here you go, buddy.
562
00:27:03,424 --> 00:27:04,391
Oh.
563
00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,927
Uh, can I help you?
564
00:27:07,596 --> 00:27:11,098
Well, hello.
There you go. I'm...
565
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,268
I'm really not, um--
566
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:16,036
Uh, you know,
I'm not Mack's mom.
567
00:27:16,437 --> 00:27:18,772
I'm Mack's, a-- actually
I'm Mack's aunt.
568
00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:21,408
And it's her Aunt Rita.
Is that...
569
00:27:21,442 --> 00:27:23,310
She didn't tell you, though,
about me because,
570
00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:24,778
she-- she knows I'm her aunt.
571
00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:27,047
Anyway, so what
we're doing is...
572
00:27:27,081 --> 00:27:29,083
...uh, an--
an apartment swap.
573
00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:32,052
And Mack is using my house
as a writer's retreat,
574
00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:35,156
in Scottsdale or--
Yeah, Scottsdale it is.
575
00:27:35,189 --> 00:27:37,424
- Yeah.
- Oh, cool.
576
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:39,093
I didn't know
she was writing again.
577
00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:40,728
I-- I really liked
her first book.
578
00:27:41,462 --> 00:27:42,997
-You did?
-Yeah.
579
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:47,935
She'd be really flattered
if she knew.
580
00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,803
But anyway, who cares,
right? And--
581
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:52,106
So, uh, how long
are you here for?
582
00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:53,374
Me? Oh.
583
00:27:54,408 --> 00:27:56,177
It's like
I'm not really--
584
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:58,379
I don't know.
Right now, I'm not quite sure.
585
00:27:58,412 --> 00:28:00,314
But you know,
it'll-- it'll be a while, maybe.
586
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:01,749
Okay, well.
587
00:28:01,782 --> 00:28:03,083
- Uh, I'm Jack.
- Hey.
588
00:28:03,117 --> 00:28:04,485
Welcome to the building.
589
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:06,921
Uh, I usually take care
of Cheese
590
00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:08,289
when Mack's out of town.
591
00:28:08,322 --> 00:28:10,357
Oh, sorry. He's usually
a little cuter than this.
592
00:28:10,391 --> 00:28:12,159
No, he's very cute,
593
00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:13,460
but at some--
594
00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:15,696
I don't know why.
Doesn't seem to like me.
595
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,132
Maybe it's just because
"Rita and Cheese"
596
00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:20,267
doesn't have the same ring
to it as "Mack and Cheese."
597
00:28:20,301 --> 00:28:22,303
- "Mack and Cheese."
- Right? It's "Mack and Cheese."
598
00:28:22,336 --> 00:28:23,404
That's pretty funny.
599
00:28:23,672 --> 00:28:26,740
That is-- It's so stupid.
But it is, it's funny.
600
00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:29,310
Okay, I don't know.
I think it's pretty cute.
601
00:28:29,343 --> 00:28:31,011
- Yes.
- Yeah.
602
00:28:31,045 --> 00:28:34,748
So, uh, Mack, s-- she didn't,
uh, mention me?
603
00:28:34,949 --> 00:28:37,117
She did not mention
a dog walker. No.
604
00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:39,753
Oh, oh, okay.
Well, I'm-- I mean, I'm also,
605
00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,288
-like, a pretty good guy. Yeah.
-And you...
606
00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:45,092
- And modest, huh?
- Yeah. Well, nice to meet you.
607
00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,860
Uh, again, I--
I'm just next door
608
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:47,928
if-- if you need anything.
609
00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:49,930
Any-- any help with the dog,
or-- or whatever.
610
00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:51,398
-Oh.
-I'm Jack.
611
00:28:51,432 --> 00:28:53,234
-You're Jack. Good boy.
-Later, Cheese.
612
00:28:53,267 --> 00:28:55,936
Thank you, by the way.
Got it, and I won't.
613
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:58,172
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, God.
614
00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,507
Whoa.
615
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,075
Wait.
616
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:05,112
What? This isn't gonna work.
It's ridiculous.
617
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,320
Forget it.
618
00:29:13,354 --> 00:29:16,123
♪ Everybody's high
On consolation ♪
619
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,995
♪ Everybody's trying to tell ♪
620
00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:25,567
♪ Me what's right
for me, yeah ♪
621
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,202
♪ I need a drink
And a quick decision ♪
622
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:33,040
- Oh. Yeah.
- Okay.
623
00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:36,544
♪ Now it's up to me
Ooh, what will be ♪
624
00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:38,312
♪ She's gone, she's gone ♪
625
00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:41,215
♪ Oh I, oh I ♪
626
00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:43,117
♪ I better learn
How to face it ♪
627
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:47,354
♪ She's gone
She's gone, oh I, oh I ♪
628
00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:48,956
♪ I'd pay the devil
To replace her ♪
629
00:29:48,989 --> 00:29:50,457
♪ She's gone, she's gone ♪
630
00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:53,027
-♪ Oh why, what went wrong? ♪
-Okay.
631
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:56,163
Yes.
632
00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,032
♪ Get up in the morning,
Look in the mirror ♪
633
00:29:58,065 --> 00:29:59,433
Oh, God. I love that.
634
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:02,069
[What about this?
With this, okay.
635
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:04,071
♪ I'm worn as a toothbrush... ♪
636
00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:09,611
♪ In the stand ♪
637
00:30:09,644 --> 00:30:11,613
♪ My face ain't looking
Any younger ♪
638
00:30:11,646 --> 00:30:13,947
Oh, dear. Oh.
639
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,283
♪ Now I can see love's
Taken a toll on me ♪
640
00:30:16,317 --> 00:30:19,521
Well? Mm.
641
00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,524
♪ She's gone
She's gone, oh, I, oh, I ♪
642
00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:26,528
All right. I'm gonna make this--
I'm gonna make this work.
643
00:30:26,561 --> 00:30:30,130
♪ She's gone
She's gone, oh, I, oh, I ♪
644
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:34,401
Oh.
645
00:30:34,602 --> 00:30:37,438
-You cut your hair.
-Oh, I know. I had to.
646
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,373
It-- it felt so weird.
647
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,509
-Do you think?
-This is very weird,
648
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:43,077
but you look amazing.
649
00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,613
-No. Come on.
-Okay, we're gonna do this.
650
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,881
-Okay.
-Yeah. Ladies.
651
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:49,416
Oh.
652
00:30:49,450 --> 00:30:52,453
Um, this is Mack's Auntie Rita.
653
00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:54,188
- Oh. Hi.
- And, um,
654
00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,256
these are the ladies
from my mom's wine club.
655
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,125
-Oh.
-Carol.
656
00:30:58,158 --> 00:30:59,159
-Nice to meet you.
-Betty.
657
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,461
-Hi.
-Hey.
658
00:31:00,829 --> 00:31:02,429
- Hey, Betty.
- Angela.
659
00:31:02,463 --> 00:31:04,198
- Fabulous. All of it.
- Oh, oh.
660
00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:06,400
Doesn't she look so cute?
And that's my mom, Sharon.
661
00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:09,069
- She does.
- Oh, nice to meet you, Rita.
662
00:31:09,571 --> 00:31:10,605
Where's Mack?
663
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:13,474
She's doing the writing retreat
in Scottsdale.
664
00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:15,109
-We talk-- I told you.
-Oh. Mm-hmm.
665
00:31:15,142 --> 00:31:17,144
Oh, odd timing.
666
00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:19,046
But I'm glad
she's writing again.
667
00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:20,548
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes. Thank you.
668
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:23,183
Auntie Rita. Can I talk
to you for a second?
669
00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:25,520
-I want to show you something.
-Of course.
670
00:31:25,553 --> 00:31:27,354
I wanna just--
I wanna show her something.
671
00:31:27,388 --> 00:31:29,691
-Yes. Show me.
-We'll be right back.
672
00:31:29,724 --> 00:31:32,594
We'll be here.
Oh, I love that outfit...
673
00:31:34,328 --> 00:31:36,230
It was like
he was never even there.
674
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:38,198
We're-- We're gonna find him.
We're gonna--
675
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,067
In all truth, you should
be focusing
676
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,135
on your wedding, Carla.
677
00:31:41,168 --> 00:31:42,604
Please, girl.
678
00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:44,572
Like she's gonna let me do
anything I want wedding-wise.
679
00:31:44,773 --> 00:31:46,340
And this is for me.
680
00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:48,142
How are we supposed to grow old
on the French Riviera
681
00:31:48,175 --> 00:31:49,611
if you're 50 years ahead of me?
682
00:31:49,644 --> 00:31:52,212
Ladies, can you come over
and sit down?
683
00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:54,314
We've already started
opening the presents.
684
00:31:54,616 --> 00:31:55,683
I did it. I--
685
00:31:55,884 --> 00:31:58,152
- I don't like to wait.
- Oh.
686
00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:04,191
Sorry about this.
Betty's in a race.
687
00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:05,660
She's so old
that every second counts.
688
00:32:05,693 --> 00:32:07,194
Oh. What do you
have there, Betty?
689
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:08,495
What-- what do we have there?
690
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:11,666
Wait till you see.
691
00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:13,967
So, Rita, what would
you like to drink?
692
00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,437
Wine? Would
you like red or white?
693
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:20,575
-Oh, red wine with ice cubes.
-Oh, great answer.
694
00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:25,245
You know, I love a woman
who knows what she likes.
695
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,648
A woman
696
00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:28,015
who knows what she likes.
697
00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,984
So, how often, I'm just curious,
698
00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:33,487
do you ladies meet
for your wine club?
699
00:32:33,521 --> 00:32:34,622
Every day.
700
00:32:34,656 --> 00:32:36,323
-Oh, at least.
-And, uh, nights, too.
701
00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:37,525
-Oh.
-A lot.
702
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:39,126
Sometimes we spend the weekend.
703
00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:42,129
Oh, here you go.
704
00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:43,531
-Oh. Thank you.
-Oh, there you go.
705
00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:45,265
So, if you're gonna
be in town for a while,
706
00:32:45,299 --> 00:32:46,333
you really should join us.
707
00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:49,069
I mean, we really need
someone to help us get through
708
00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:52,607
the garishly large wine cellar
my ex-wife left me,
709
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,208
you know, before she died.
710
00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,343
Don't call Mama Tina
your ex-wife.
711
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,613
Well, you told me not
to call her my dead wife.
712
00:32:58,813 --> 00:33:01,448
And don't call her Mama Tina.
713
00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:05,085
Make me sound like I was married
to a spaghetti sauce legacy.
714
00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:10,558
Let the girl call her Mama Tina.
715
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,427
-No, she will not.
-Oh.
716
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,663
See, Rita.
This is my house, my rules.
717
00:33:15,697 --> 00:33:18,031
I say what I want,
and I do what I want.
718
00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:20,602
And people that don't like it,
they know where the door is.
719
00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:22,704
I've got a door
back there, too.
720
00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:24,506
Please, please, God.
721
00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:26,608
Okay. What do you
have there, Betty?
722
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:28,375
-Carla.
-I'm getting another one.
723
00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:29,811
Carla, I'm gonna keep this one.
724
00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:32,346
It belongs on your side table.
725
00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:35,182
Okay, who is this from?
726
00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:36,651
Wow, I love the wrapping.
727
00:33:54,468 --> 00:33:55,670
There's nothing there.
728
00:33:55,904 --> 00:33:57,505
No, there's nothing there.
729
00:33:57,539 --> 00:34:00,073
Look and see.
You would agree with me.
730
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:05,713
Damn thing.
731
00:34:06,648 --> 00:34:08,148
We gonna do this.
732
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:12,587
I need you
to have positive thought.
733
00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:15,455
You're gonna visualize
your boobs are higher,
734
00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:19,092
your hair is softer.
You don't use the word "rest."
735
00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,595
Carla, you gotta
get me out of this thing.
736
00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:21,863
I'm freezing!
737
00:34:23,631 --> 00:34:25,165
♪ I see in black and white ♪
738
00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:26,433
Where are you?
739
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,836
Where are you?
Where are you?
740
00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:31,839
Did it work? Did it work?
741
00:34:31,873 --> 00:34:33,541
Okay. Let's keep it going.
742
00:34:33,575 --> 00:34:35,342
- What do you mean, another one?
- Keep it going?
743
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,579
This is my go-to
for a total body reset.
744
00:34:37,612 --> 00:34:39,146
Oh, okay. Thank--
745
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:42,316
No! No, no. No.
746
00:34:42,517 --> 00:34:44,451
-Women should be remembered...
-Luca.
747
00:34:44,484 --> 00:34:45,653
-I know, I-- I--
-Mm-hmm.
748
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,622
Hi, excuse me. Do you know
anyone by the name of Luca?
749
00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:48,623
Get outta here.
750
00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:52,125
-Oh, we're never gonna find him.
-Yes, we are.
751
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,228
♪ I wanna stay a classic girl ♪
752
00:34:55,262 --> 00:35:01,301
♪ So, I'm making my place
In the modern world ♪
753
00:35:05,673 --> 00:35:06,774
The most
754
00:35:06,808 --> 00:35:08,175
effective anti-aging
treatment--
755
00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:14,181
I know you're there.
I heard you make a fear noise.
756
00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:15,683
Coming. Coming.
757
00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:17,484
-Are you sick?
-No.
758
00:35:17,518 --> 00:35:21,421
Weird. You sound weird.
Your voice is, like, drier or--
759
00:35:21,623 --> 00:35:24,759
Uh. Yeah, well, yeah.
It's-- I'm very thirsty.
760
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,393
So, that's it, probably, yeah.
761
00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,796
Anyway, what do you want?
762
00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:30,531
Okay, well, I'm calling
to confirm you
763
00:35:30,565 --> 00:35:32,199
for the All-Bodies
Pilates thing.
764
00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,636
The-- I don't even know.
The All-what?
765
00:35:34,669 --> 00:35:36,269
What is wrong with you?
766
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:38,840
You are scheduled to cover
the Pilates event today.
767
00:35:38,873 --> 00:35:42,744
A job, may I remind you
is a gift to you.
768
00:35:42,777 --> 00:35:44,277
You're welcome.
769
00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:45,780
- Just remember, post pictures.
- Post pictures.
770
00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:48,281
If people see you at a party,
they will think you're fun.
771
00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:50,652
They don't have to be of you,
just post pictures
772
00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:52,954
of, like, the swag
or, like, people's butts.
773
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:54,555
I don't care.
774
00:35:54,589 --> 00:35:58,291
Just make sure you hashtag
#AllBodiesCanDoPilates
775
00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,527
- on the post.
- Pilates! Got it.
776
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,928
Okay? Bye.
777
00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:06,199
As a facelift
implant with no side effects.
778
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,434
Before you begin...
779
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:08,736
I can't believe this.
780
00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:14,542
-Hi.
-Good morning.
781
00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:20,715
Hmm.
782
00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:28,422
Okay, oh, excuse me. I have
to take a picture of you.
783
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:31,358
With your arm over ther--
Yes! Oh, good.
784
00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:34,862
That is so-- that's perfect.
785
00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:37,565
Okay. So perfect.
786
00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:42,870
Thank you.
So lovely. Oh...
787
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,273
Yeah. Yeah, there it is.
788
00:36:46,473 --> 00:36:47,909
Stun me, woman.
789
00:36:47,942 --> 00:36:50,945
- Oh.
- This look is slaying.
790
00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:53,881
Oh, I-- Thank you so much.
791
00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:57,552
-Slay.
-Slay. Oh.
792
00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:11,431
Yeah, oh, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. And, uh--
793
00:37:11,465 --> 00:37:12,867
Do you need any help?
794
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,535
Oh, me? Oh, no, no, no, no.
795
00:37:14,569 --> 00:37:16,771
No, I'm-- Actually,
I'm kind of a pro at this.
796
00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:18,840
-A pro?
-A pro. That's it.
797
00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:20,575
- Fantastic.
- So--
798
00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:21,843
I love having people who know
799
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:22,910
what they're doing
at these things.
800
00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:24,979
-So good. Slay.
-Yeah. You're welcome.
801
00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:26,948
Slay. I love that.
802
00:37:26,981 --> 00:37:28,015
Yeah.
803
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,951
Okay, ladies,
let's get started.
804
00:37:29,984 --> 00:37:31,451
Whoa! That's not--
805
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:34,989
I'm gonna be fine.
Okay, here I go.
806
00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:39,392
Okay. Okay, get ready.
807
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,462
Stop! No, no. Oh, God!
Okay, give me a sec. I got it.
808
00:37:42,864 --> 00:37:43,965
Yeah, I've got it.
809
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:46,333
Okay, ladies, right foot
forward on the hand rests,
810
00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:49,369
left knee down on the carriage,
hands in short straps.
811
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,839
Enjoy the stretch.
812
00:37:51,873 --> 00:37:54,407
Yes. Very nice, ladies.
813
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:57,344
Thumbs up, bicep curls.
814
00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:59,379
Slowly press out into a lunge.
815
00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:01,949
Lift your chest. Inhale.
816
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,751
Open your legs, bend your knee.
817
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:06,621
♪ Only needed to be someone
That you're proud of ♪
818
00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:09,757
- Out, then in. Out, then in.
- Whoo!
819
00:38:10,224 --> 00:38:11,893
And lifting up.
Straighten that back leg,
820
00:38:11,926 --> 00:38:13,326
and arabesque, and jump.
821
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,496
Whoa! I'm getting it.
822
00:38:16,531 --> 00:38:18,498
- Yeah, yeah.
- Beautiful.
823
00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:19,901
- Yeah.
- Jump. Yes.
824
00:38:20,101 --> 00:38:21,869
One blue spring,
hands in short straps.
825
00:38:21,903 --> 00:38:24,806
Sure.
826
00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:26,473
-Beautiful.
-Yeah.
827
00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,042
Like a gazelle.
828
00:38:28,276 --> 00:38:30,343
- Beautiful.
- Whoa!
829
00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:31,679
Wait, my leg!
830
00:38:31,712 --> 00:38:34,715
Oh! A lit-- Oh, damn. Cute.
831
00:38:38,186 --> 00:38:39,620
-Beautiful.
-Yeah.
832
00:38:39,654 --> 00:38:41,388
- Looks great.
- Thank you.
833
00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:42,590
Superwomen.
All of us.
834
00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:47,360
Ow!
How do I get--? How do I get--?
835
00:38:48,796 --> 00:38:53,668
Oh, okay, that's good.
Thank you. Oh, my God.
836
00:38:53,701 --> 00:38:56,671
Oh, oh. Oh, my God. Sorry.
837
00:39:01,576 --> 00:39:04,812
All bodies can do Pilates,
838
00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:08,516
but not all bodies should
do Pilates, okay?
839
00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:12,720
And let's reset.
840
00:39:13,321 --> 00:39:15,656
Ow. Oh, no.
841
00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:17,692
No. No. I posted that?
842
00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:20,427
No, no, no.
843
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,597
- Hey, Rita.
- Oh, hi.
844
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:24,397
How's it going?
How's your face...?
845
00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:26,634
Ah, oh. Yeah, this is-- This--
846
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,803
I-- I tried Pilates,
so...
847
00:39:28,836 --> 00:39:31,906
-Nice. I used to do Pilates.
-Mm-hmm. You did Pilates?
848
00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:33,507
Yeah. Well, I was doing
this thing
849
00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,943
where I was trying to encourage
my mom to stay active.
850
00:39:35,977 --> 00:39:38,145
So, I told her that
I would go with her, um,
851
00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:40,147
but then she bailed and I just
852
00:39:40,181 --> 00:39:41,716
-ended up going all by myself...
-Mm-hmm.
853
00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:42,817
...for an entire year,
854
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:44,018
because I bought her
an annual pass
855
00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:45,519
and I hate wasting money.
856
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,454
That is so sweet of you,
you know,
857
00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:49,790
to be so invested
in your mom's health. It's--
858
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:52,627
- Uh, yeah, I guess. I try.
- Yeah.
859
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:53,995
-What about you? Look at you.
-What about me?
860
00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:55,563
-You're pretty active. Right?
-Me?
861
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,965
I mean, not that you
couldn't be because of your--
862
00:39:57,999 --> 00:40:00,534
Not to say that you're old.
863
00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:03,037
No, I mean, let's face it. I am.
864
00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:06,507
I mean, it's not an insult.
It's just where I'm at. I'm old.
865
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,577
Yeah, that's very cool.
I-- I like that outlook a lot.
866
00:40:09,610 --> 00:40:11,045
You're crazy.
867
00:40:11,078 --> 00:40:13,480
Uh, hey, I'm about
to head up to the roof
868
00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:16,217
because they're doing one
of those mid-month mixers.
869
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,818
-Do you want to come?
-No.
870
00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:20,087
No, those things are always
full of people
871
00:40:20,121 --> 00:40:21,555
who want to connect,
and they want to
872
00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:22,556
talk about LinkedIn,
873
00:40:22,823 --> 00:40:24,457
-and, you know--
-Uh, yes, that is accurate.
874
00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,993
There's plenty of people
to clown on,
875
00:40:26,027 --> 00:40:27,862
which is arguably,
like, half the fun of it.
876
00:40:27,895 --> 00:40:29,563
But also, there's shrimp.
877
00:40:30,398 --> 00:40:32,967
Oh, wait a minute.
Are we talking big shrimp?
878
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,735
Oh, yeah. Jumbo shrimp,
879
00:40:34,769 --> 00:40:36,837
like the for sure
genetically engineered ones.
880
00:40:37,071 --> 00:40:38,639
-Okay.
-Yeah?
881
00:40:38,673 --> 00:40:40,675
-Yeah.
-Yeah. All right. Let's go.
882
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:41,943
Okay. Let's go.
883
00:40:45,012 --> 00:40:48,082
♪ Bossa nova baby
Beach house, lazy ♪
884
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:51,218
♪ Pink shades, rosé
Sleepin' all day ♪
885
00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:54,221
♪ We wanna have fun
For the summer, yeah ♪
886
00:40:54,255 --> 00:40:56,791
Well, you know,
I have never been up here.
887
00:40:56,824 --> 00:40:57,892
Never.
888
00:40:57,925 --> 00:40:59,260
Really? I come up here
889
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,162
probably every night.
Yeah, and here's
890
00:41:01,195 --> 00:41:02,697
-what I like to do.
-Okay.
891
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,598
So, I'll look out at
all the city lights,
892
00:41:04,632 --> 00:41:07,735
and I try to estimate how much
the electrical infrastructure
893
00:41:07,768 --> 00:41:09,704
of each building cost to build.
894
00:41:09,737 --> 00:41:12,974
Then, I guess how much
money they would save
895
00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:14,942
if they implemented
more modern technology.
896
00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:18,713
Wow, you're a real party animal.
897
00:41:20,581 --> 00:41:22,550
Yeah, I mean,
I... I used to be, to be honest.
898
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,018
-I used to be.
-Really?
899
00:41:24,251 --> 00:41:25,853
I used to go out a ton.
900
00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:31,759
But I hated having to pretend
to like it, so I stopped.
901
00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:34,762
And as a result,
I hang out by myself a lot.
902
00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:36,097
-Yeah.
-Uh, but it's okay.
903
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:38,032
I-- I like hanging out
by myself.
904
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,835
I'm just curious. How does that
go into a relationship?
905
00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:43,070
- Not ever good.
- No, I mean--
906
00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:45,673
But no, I feel like--
907
00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:47,174
I feel like you understand
that, though, right?
908
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,843
Well, you know, obviously,
909
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:51,579
I'm a woman of a certain age.
Have you noticed?
910
00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:56,650
You know, who's had a full
spectrum of life experiences,
911
00:41:56,917 --> 00:41:58,986
and just a few relationships.
912
00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:03,190
-Right. Well, to not pretending.
-Yeah. Oh, hey, cheers.
913
00:42:05,793 --> 00:42:07,028
Oh!
914
00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:08,229
Wow. Wow. Wow.
915
00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:10,097
No, no. That's not okay.
916
00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,599
- Yeah.
- No, no.
917
00:42:11,632 --> 00:42:13,768
I'm so sorry.
That's mortifying to me.
918
00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:15,236
I'm gonna go get
some more shrimp.
919
00:42:15,269 --> 00:42:16,771
- More shrimp.
- Shrimp.
920
00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,172
More shrimp will
solve that problem.
921
00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:20,608
You bet. Jumbo shrimp
solves everything.
922
00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:22,877
-Okay.
-Oh, well. Uh. More shrimp.
923
00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:24,211
-Yeah, yeah.
-More shrimp.
924
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:34,655
Can I say thanks
for the invite, Sharon?
925
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:35,990
This is so nice.
926
00:42:36,023 --> 00:42:37,591
-Oh, please.
-Oh, this is...
927
00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:40,161
No need to coop yourself up
in Mack's little apartment
928
00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:42,129
all day, when you have us.
929
00:42:42,329 --> 00:42:44,231
And, honey, we can always
use some fresh blood
930
00:42:44,265 --> 00:42:45,366
-in this group.
-That's right.
931
00:42:46,734 --> 00:42:48,836
So, Rita. You got a man?
932
00:42:48,869 --> 00:42:49,970
-Oh.
-Huh?
933
00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:51,739
You'll have
to excuse Betty.
934
00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:53,007
She lost her filter.
935
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,742
-Oh.
-I didn't lose anything.
936
00:42:54,775 --> 00:42:56,343
-Oh, yeah?
-I just prefer
937
00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:57,878
-to skip the small talk.
-That's right.
938
00:42:58,312 --> 00:43:00,848
So, you know,
Mack has this neighbor.
939
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:02,116
-Oh.
-Now we're talking.
940
00:43:02,149 --> 00:43:03,918
Oh! What does he do?
941
00:43:03,951 --> 00:43:06,387
Well, I don't-- I don't know.
I-- I don't know much.
942
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,888
I guess maybe real estate
or something,
943
00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:09,824
or maybe his parents
still pay for everything.
944
00:43:09,857 --> 00:43:12,326
-That's a little weird.
-Well, who cares what he does?
945
00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:14,161
It's not like
you're looking for somebody
946
00:43:14,195 --> 00:43:16,097
to spend the rest of
your life with, at this point.
947
00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:18,099
Well,
you certainly aren't.
948
00:43:18,132 --> 00:43:19,934
The rest of your life
could be the length
949
00:43:19,967 --> 00:43:21,168
of one episode of Ellen.
950
00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:22,837
That's so mean.
951
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,005
-Mm!
-I am mean. I am. I am.
952
00:43:25,806 --> 00:43:26,974
-So, Rita?
-Huh?
953
00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:28,843
This-- this gentleman caller
of yours,
954
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,177
um, is he good-looking?
955
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,116
What do you--?
What do you mean? I mean--
956
00:43:35,149 --> 00:43:36,684
Oh-ho! Oh!
957
00:43:37,351 --> 00:43:38,886
Don't look at me like that.
958
00:43:38,919 --> 00:43:42,156
Oh, I know that look.
We got a handsome one, girl.
959
00:43:42,356 --> 00:43:44,091
Well, you know, he might--
960
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:45,993
he might be a little,
like, too handsome.
961
00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:47,161
Oh, come on. Yeah.
962
00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:49,063
When has a man
ever been too handsome?
963
00:43:49,096 --> 00:43:50,698
I get it. I get it.
964
00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:53,400
Sometimes I wish that
Harold were less handsome,
965
00:43:53,602 --> 00:43:57,671
so I wouldn't have to keep
up the lie that I'm only 91.
966
00:43:57,705 --> 00:43:59,240
Well, this guy's young.
967
00:43:59,273 --> 00:44:00,774
He's young. He's young.
968
00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:02,176
-Oh, my.
-What are you talking, 60?
969
00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:03,711
Oh, my God.
I think he's younger.
970
00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:05,746
-Cougar.
-Stop! You gotta stop.
971
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:08,682
I'm not gonna play this game.
I'm not interested in him.
972
00:44:08,716 --> 00:44:09,917
-Fifty?
-Fifty?
973
00:44:09,950 --> 00:44:11,051
Oh, come on.
974
00:44:11,085 --> 00:44:13,888
Come on. Go, go.
Go, go, go, go for it.
975
00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:17,057
The worst that can happen
is you wind up with herpes.
976
00:44:17,091 --> 00:44:18,893
-Ah! Oh, my God!
-Oh, Jesus!
977
00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,694
But once you move
into a retirement home,
978
00:44:20,728 --> 00:44:22,129
you're gonna get 'em anyway.
979
00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:24,698
You guys, you know what you are?
You're too much.
980
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:29,770
Okay, I have
an eye doctor appointment.
981
00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:32,740
And, um, Rita,
would you mind giving me a ride?
982
00:44:32,973 --> 00:44:35,276
Yes, I would like to.
983
00:44:35,309 --> 00:44:37,144
-Okay.
-Oh, that's awful nice of you.
984
00:44:37,178 --> 00:44:38,445
Okay, I got it.
985
00:44:38,746 --> 00:44:40,080
-Okay.
-Okay.
986
00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:43,083
- Yeah, come back.
- Thank you. Oh, my God.
987
00:44:43,117 --> 00:44:44,952
-All right, here we go.
-Lock it up tight, girls.
988
00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:46,187
- Yeah. Bye.
- All right, we will.
989
00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:47,988
Phew.
990
00:44:48,022 --> 00:44:49,957
You know, we're not
going to my eye doctor.
991
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,358
But wait a minute,
don't we have an appointment?
992
00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:54,028
Yeah, but what they
gonna do about it?
993
00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:59,033
Oh, God. You see, I love that.
I could never even do that.
994
00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:01,735
Yes, you could, Rita.
You could do it now.
995
00:45:01,769 --> 00:45:05,306
But first,
let's do what I want to do.
996
00:45:05,339 --> 00:45:07,942
But I thought I shouldn't do
what people tell me to do.
997
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:10,244
I am an exception.
998
00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:12,880
- Uh-uh.
- Because I'm always right.
999
00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:14,181
Woo-hoo.
1000
00:45:16,784 --> 00:45:18,085
Mack lives here?
1001
00:45:18,319 --> 00:45:20,354
This is a raggedy-ass
neighborhood.
1002
00:45:20,387 --> 00:45:22,423
Yeah, well, this is the--
the back of the building.
1003
00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:25,125
Uh-huh. Well, okay.
Let's get these boxes.
1004
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:26,994
-Wait, what are you doing?
-Is that his window?
1005
00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:28,362
-I thought-- What?
-Yes, but--
1006
00:45:28,395 --> 00:45:30,331
All right, then we gotta
get it on, girl.
1007
00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:32,299
No. Wait a second.
This is a bo-- don't do that.
1008
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:34,134
Just help me move this.
By myself.
1009
00:45:34,168 --> 00:45:36,437
Sharon, I think this
is beyond the call of duty.
1010
00:45:36,470 --> 00:45:37,539
Rita, Rita--
1011
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:39,240
Where am I supposed
to put it down?
1012
00:45:39,273 --> 00:45:40,542
- Just put it over here.
- I'm doing what you--
1013
00:45:40,575 --> 00:45:42,109
-What? Wait.
-Ooh, I messed up my nice bag!
1014
00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,877
-We just have to get up.
-I don't know. No.
1015
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:45,312
No, no, no, no, no.
1016
00:45:45,346 --> 00:45:47,081
Ooh, lord. I think I done
pulled my back out.
1017
00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:48,215
No, don't pull your back out.
1018
00:45:48,249 --> 00:45:49,250
- Let's get this.
- Okay.
1019
00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:50,784
We're just gonna get up here.
1020
00:45:50,818 --> 00:45:52,886
Rita, you need to see what
he's doing up in there.
1021
00:45:53,087 --> 00:45:54,421
I'm gonna take a look.
1022
00:45:54,455 --> 00:45:57,891
No, no, no. No, I'm not looking.
1023
00:45:57,925 --> 00:46:02,196
- Typical. He's married.
- Sharon. What? He's married?
1024
00:46:02,229 --> 00:46:03,831
Ah-ha! Ah-ha!
1025
00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:06,000
I knew you were interested.
1026
00:46:06,033 --> 00:46:08,369
- I told you.
- What? Let me see.
1027
00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:12,306
-Oh, there he is. Look.
-Okay, that's it.
1028
00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:14,174
Don't do that. Don't.
1029
00:46:19,581 --> 00:46:21,815
-He's hung.
-Oh, no. Oh, no!
1030
00:46:26,253 --> 00:46:29,089
Hey, Google, how do you say,
1031
00:46:29,557 --> 00:46:33,027
"Roll over, Cheese" in Japanese?
1032
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:36,930
In Japanese,
that's, "Chiizu, koro."
1033
00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:38,432
What else should I translate?
1034
00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:40,901
I see what you mean when you
say he's just too good-looking.
1035
00:46:40,934 --> 00:46:44,204
But if you ask me, I'd say
he's just good-looking enough!
1036
00:46:44,238 --> 00:46:45,973
Okay, that is it.
1037
00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:48,075
More than a couple
red flags there.
1038
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:51,345
And a-- a stupid skateboard?
I mean, that's immature.
1039
00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:52,547
What? What about it?
1040
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:54,381
He tryin' to hold on
to his youth here,
1041
00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:56,216
-just like we are.
-It's my-- Okay.
1042
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,085
And don't tell me that
you don't like what you see.
1043
00:46:58,118 --> 00:46:59,219
What?
1044
00:46:59,621 --> 00:47:03,223
Because he's one of the finest
50-year-old men I ever seen.
1045
00:47:03,257 --> 00:47:04,892
Look at him.
1046
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:07,428
Stop it!
1047
00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:19,607
No! I don't know about this,
Carla, really.
1048
00:47:19,641 --> 00:47:22,544
Mushrooms are all about
being in the right headspace
1049
00:47:22,577 --> 00:47:24,612
before going into them,
you know?
1050
00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:26,548
So, just think, "30."
1051
00:47:26,581 --> 00:47:28,616
But I've never done mushrooms.
1052
00:47:28,650 --> 00:47:31,218
Don't they make people nuts,
like crazy, or?
1053
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,021
Just drink that tea.
1054
00:47:34,054 --> 00:47:35,623
Think about
changing back.
1055
00:47:35,657 --> 00:47:37,891
And just think,
you're 30.
1056
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:41,095
I'm 30. We're flirty.
1057
00:47:41,128 --> 00:47:43,497
Not dirty. We're 30.
1058
00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:45,366
Who's 30?
1059
00:47:45,399 --> 00:47:47,434
- Thirty.
- You're 30.
1060
00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:49,370
- Thirty.
- I'm 30.
1061
00:47:49,403 --> 00:47:51,539
-We're 30.
-Thirty.
1062
00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,941
Thirty, mm.
1063
00:47:53,974 --> 00:47:58,379
Thirty...
1064
00:47:58,613 --> 00:48:05,018
Oh... I think.
Oh, no, no. I think this...
1065
00:48:05,052 --> 00:48:07,287
Yeah. It might be working.
1066
00:48:09,691 --> 00:48:10,991
Oh.
1067
00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:13,360
Yeah, I think it's working.
1068
00:48:13,695 --> 00:48:14,995
Oh, yeah.
1069
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:22,403
♪ Even as a child ♪
1070
00:48:22,436 --> 00:48:24,071
Woochi,
woochi, woochi.
1071
00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:29,243
Woochi, oh,
your skin is so supple.
1072
00:48:29,276 --> 00:48:31,546
Supple, supple duppy.
1073
00:48:34,749 --> 00:48:37,585
♪ No, I just never smiled ♪
1074
00:48:41,021 --> 00:48:43,525
♪ But you, you have a glow ♪
1075
00:48:43,558 --> 00:48:46,059
♪ A glow from an innocence ♪
1076
00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:48,696
Wow, oh, wow.
1077
00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,230
♪ 'Cause I was never young ♪
1078
00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:53,233
Whoo! Is this really happening?
1079
00:48:53,267 --> 00:48:55,570
♪ Even as a boy ♪
1080
00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:00,340
♪ No, I was never young ♪
1081
00:49:00,374 --> 00:49:02,209
Supple, supple duppy guppy.
1082
00:49:04,445 --> 00:49:06,079
I'm 30.
1083
00:49:06,113 --> 00:49:08,048
Oh, that is so chic.
1084
00:49:08,081 --> 00:49:09,551
Tell me more about this.
1085
00:49:11,218 --> 00:49:12,687
I'm 30.
1086
00:49:14,756 --> 00:49:15,790
Thirty.
1087
00:49:15,824 --> 00:49:17,559
I'm going
to tell you something.
1088
00:49:17,592 --> 00:49:20,494
Our age is
but a number, you see.
1089
00:49:20,528 --> 00:49:24,264
It is all about what is on
the inside of a girl like you.
1090
00:49:24,298 --> 00:49:26,534
What is inside you?
1091
00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:29,102
I'm 30 on the insides
in a new way.
1092
00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:32,740
It's like I'm seeing the world,
like I'm-- the world of 30s.
1093
00:49:32,774 --> 00:49:36,276
I love you. Very chic.
1094
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:38,078
I would like a treat now.
1095
00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:39,647
I don't tell lies
for no reason.
1096
00:49:40,013 --> 00:49:43,283
I am 30. Inside me.
1097
00:49:43,317 --> 00:49:44,752
Underneath.
1098
00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:50,625
♪ Never young ♪
1099
00:49:50,658 --> 00:49:52,560
♪ I was never young ♪
1100
00:49:54,461 --> 00:49:56,163
Well, that was super fun.
1101
00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:59,399
But guess what?
I'm still Rita. Call me.
1102
00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:02,169
Clinically proven
1103
00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,771
and a lifetime warranty.
1104
00:50:03,805 --> 00:50:07,040
Time to look your best
with younger, more vibrant,
1105
00:50:07,074 --> 00:50:08,442
more beautiful skin.
1106
00:50:11,378 --> 00:50:12,647
Yeah, no, but I submitted
1107
00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:14,716
the article two weeks ago.
1108
00:50:14,749 --> 00:50:17,552
And can you just chase down
that check for me, please?
1109
00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:19,521
Why are you being so assertive?
1110
00:50:19,554 --> 00:50:21,288
Oh, my God,
you joined Scientology.
1111
00:50:21,689 --> 00:50:23,357
What are you-- No!
1112
00:50:23,725 --> 00:50:26,159
Whatever, it's fine. I joined.
1113
00:50:26,193 --> 00:50:28,462
I got kicked out
because I showed Tom Cruise
1114
00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:30,330
a boob at a brunch,
and I apologized,
1115
00:50:30,364 --> 00:50:31,799
so I'm kind of, like,
awaiting to hear back
1116
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,333
if I'm still in or not.
1117
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:34,501
Anyways,
just please post
1118
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:35,737
more of My Glammy Grammie
1119
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:38,238
to your Insta.
People are dying for her.
1120
00:50:38,272 --> 00:50:40,642
Well, I mean,
I-- I can try, okay?
1121
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:42,476
My friend Shelley says
1122
00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:45,580
that Rita has the bone
structure for bangs.
1123
00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:47,582
Let that sink in.
1124
00:50:47,815 --> 00:50:50,484
I'm glad they're dying for her,
and she's great. I admit it.
1125
00:50:50,518 --> 00:50:52,319
But what--
what did you just say?
1126
00:50:52,352 --> 00:50:55,757
Just post more of
that glamma, okay?
1127
00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:58,793
People are talking.
Buzz gets scuzz.
1128
00:50:59,027 --> 00:51:00,595
I made that up, scuzz is money,
1129
00:51:00,628 --> 00:51:02,262
and I think
I made up glamma, too.
1130
00:51:02,296 --> 00:51:03,565
That's glamourous grandma.
1131
00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:09,837
Oh.
1132
00:51:13,608 --> 00:51:15,108
- How?
- Huh?
1133
00:51:15,309 --> 00:51:16,678
-How did you do this?
-Oh.
1134
00:51:16,711 --> 00:51:19,179
What even is this place?
1135
00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:20,715
They have five dresses,
1136
00:51:20,748 --> 00:51:25,352
all cool, for my very
different bridesmaids.
1137
00:51:25,687 --> 00:51:27,387
-Thank you.
-You know,
1138
00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:28,590
I never told you this,
1139
00:51:28,623 --> 00:51:31,391
but Grammie Martin
started taking me here
1140
00:51:31,425 --> 00:51:33,427
when I was, like,
seven or something.
1141
00:51:33,695 --> 00:51:35,195
-What? Really?
-Yeah.
1142
00:51:35,228 --> 00:51:37,331
-Yeah, she did.
-You never told me that.
1143
00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:39,399
I always thought you were
raiding Grandma's closet.
1144
00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:43,805
No. No, I was just,
I-- I don't know.
1145
00:51:43,838 --> 00:51:45,673
I just-- I was
kind of embarrassed
1146
00:51:45,707 --> 00:51:47,609
to tell you about this place
because I thought maybe
1147
00:51:47,642 --> 00:51:49,376
you'd think,
"Okay, it's dorky"
1148
00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:50,712
or something like that.
1149
00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:53,313
Since when do you care
about seeming cool to me?
1150
00:51:53,514 --> 00:51:55,482
This place is
the opposite of dorky.
1151
00:51:55,516 --> 00:51:57,652
-Look at all this stuff.
-Oh, I know.
1152
00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:01,254
-Whoo.
-Just listen to me for a second.
1153
00:52:01,288 --> 00:52:04,157
Just please don't tell anybody
about this place, okay,
1154
00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:06,226
because I don't want some
lame-o coming in here
1155
00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:08,362
and taking the good stuff.
1156
00:52:08,395 --> 00:52:09,764
- My lips are sealed.
- Okay.
1157
00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:10,832
Thank you, Macaroon.
1158
00:52:11,198 --> 00:52:13,400
- Mack, I love you.
- Yeah.
1159
00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:15,202
-My real wife.
-Yeah.
1160
00:52:15,402 --> 00:52:18,271
My wife for life. Okay.
1161
00:52:18,305 --> 00:52:19,439
-Oh. Oh, sure,
-Let's get the blue.
1162
00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:21,475
-yeah. Okay.
-I don't know. I might be
1163
00:52:21,509 --> 00:52:22,810
-a little... Mm.
-Hmm.
1164
00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:24,679
Ooh.
1165
00:52:25,913 --> 00:52:27,414
-Oh.
-Huh?
1166
00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:29,182
We're not gonna
need the white suit.
1167
00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:34,488
Well, we don't, but Aunt Rita.
Aunt Rita, she definitely does.
1168
00:52:41,294 --> 00:52:43,531
Ah, I love the seashells.
1169
00:52:43,998 --> 00:52:45,298
Oh, yeah?
1170
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:49,369
My grammie, she used to let
me take a seashell home
1171
00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:52,774
every summer vacation.
Actually, you know what?
1172
00:52:53,107 --> 00:52:54,742
It's not really silly.
1173
00:52:55,677 --> 00:53:00,347
I loved trying to hear the ocean
inside them when we got home.
1174
00:53:00,748 --> 00:53:02,650
Although, you know,
quite honestly,
1175
00:53:02,684 --> 00:53:05,653
I don't think I could ever
really hear it. Could you?
1176
00:53:06,219 --> 00:53:08,923
No, I can't.
Can't hear the ocean.
1177
00:53:08,956 --> 00:53:11,926
I can definitely smell
the ocean, but can't hear it.
1178
00:53:11,959 --> 00:53:13,427
I don't know
why people say that.
1179
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:14,662
Why do people always say that?
1180
00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:19,834
Hey, so what
are you thinkin' for lunch?
1181
00:53:24,271 --> 00:53:25,540
Oh.
1182
00:53:26,007 --> 00:53:27,875
Wow. Looking good, Aunt Rita.
1183
00:53:28,976 --> 00:53:30,477
Thank you very much.
1184
00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,580
Now, listen, I know
exactly what we're gonna do.
1185
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:40,287
Oh, man, I could
really get used to this.
1186
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,423
I mean, I'm--
Retirement, I mean, of course.
1187
00:53:43,457 --> 00:53:45,325
Yeah. Yeah. Me, too, in a way.
1188
00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:49,262
I didn't even know
that you worked.
1189
00:53:49,731 --> 00:53:51,699
What? What did you think that--
1190
00:53:51,733 --> 00:53:53,868
that I was just sitting
around doing nothing all day?
1191
00:53:55,803 --> 00:53:57,471
-Wait, what?
-No, I mean--
1192
00:53:57,505 --> 00:53:58,873
Actually? I'll have you know
1193
00:53:58,906 --> 00:54:01,408
that I'm a highly sought-after
private wealth manager.
1194
00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:02,810
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1195
00:54:02,844 --> 00:54:04,612
Wait, so you just thought
that I, like, did nothing?
1196
00:54:04,812 --> 00:54:08,049
Well, I mean, you--
you never talk about it, ever.
1197
00:54:08,082 --> 00:54:09,717
So, I mean,
what am I led to believe?
1198
00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:11,251
Yeah, I mean, I guess, it--
1199
00:54:11,786 --> 00:54:13,020
it-- it's kind of boring.
1200
00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:15,690
You know?
And you are so not boring,
1201
00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:18,960
so I didn't want to bore you
with how boring I am.
1202
00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:22,997
-Are you folks ready to order?
-Oh.
1203
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:26,500
Oh, yeah. No, listen, I--
I need no time with the menu.
1204
00:54:26,534 --> 00:54:30,037
Um, I just love this place
and I never even come here
1205
00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:31,404
so I don't even
know why.
1206
00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:32,372
Yeah, me, too!
1207
00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:34,942
Okay, I know what I want.
1208
00:54:34,976 --> 00:54:37,078
So, what I want is the garlic
cream fettuccine, please,
1209
00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,613
and add bacon.
1210
00:54:39,046 --> 00:54:41,348
Wow, I-- I did not realize
that I was dealing
1211
00:54:41,381 --> 00:54:42,583
with a professional here.
1212
00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:45,352
Uh, I'm gonna get the OG
barbecue chicken pizza, please.
1213
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:48,723
Fantastic. I'll have that
right out for you guys.
1214
00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:52,026
Oh, damn it. Oh, shoot.
1215
00:54:52,059 --> 00:54:53,628
- Wait a second.
- What?
1216
00:54:53,661 --> 00:54:55,328
I forgot-- no,
never mind. It's nothing.
1217
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:56,731
What? No.
What is it? Just ask for it.
1218
00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:58,398
No, no, no, no.
It's nothing.
1219
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:02,870
Look, here's the truth.
1220
00:55:02,904 --> 00:55:07,008
The truth is the bacon needs
to be extra crispy-crispy.
1221
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,644
Yeah, wow. I could not
agree more with you on that.
1222
00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:11,112
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take
care of that right now.
1223
00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:12,580
-No, you hang tight.
-Oh. Oh, no, sit--
1224
00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:14,447
Let me see what kind
of magic I can do.
1225
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,391
Where are you?
1226
00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:25,560
I'm at a lunch, Stephanie,
1227
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,929
and actually, I can't really
talk right now, okay?
1228
00:55:27,962 --> 00:55:28,963
Listen, I just wanted
1229
00:55:29,462 --> 00:55:31,666
to say that we're getting some
interesting offers for Rita.
1230
00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:33,433
-Really?
-They're mostly, like,
1231
00:55:33,466 --> 00:55:36,037
sensible adult
women's wear companies...
1232
00:55:36,070 --> 00:55:37,370
-I mean--
-...but they're offering
1233
00:55:37,404 --> 00:55:38,405
real money.
1234
00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:39,907
She could really
make a lot of money, right?
1235
00:55:39,941 --> 00:55:42,076
I mean, enough that
she could actually, like--
1236
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:45,613
Whatever! I don't need to hear
her whole life's journey, Mack.
1237
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,114
Okay, just make sure
she posts more pictures.
1238
00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:49,584
- Okay.
- And have her make
1239
00:55:49,617 --> 00:55:50,852
her own account.
The woman is regal.
1240
00:55:50,885 --> 00:55:53,486
Hah! Regal!
1241
00:55:54,922 --> 00:55:57,658
Wow.
1242
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:04,632
Hi, sorry to bother you.
1243
00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:06,567
It's not a bother.
Not at all. No--
1244
00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:07,969
Sorry. I was just sitting
over there,
1245
00:56:08,002 --> 00:56:10,403
and you guys seem to be
having such a good time.
1246
00:56:10,437 --> 00:56:11,906
You're obviously
very funny.
1247
00:56:11,939 --> 00:56:14,876
Oh, I don't know about that.
I am? I don't--
1248
00:56:15,209 --> 00:56:18,411
Your son must get it from you.
He seems so funny, too.
1249
00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:22,482
I love funny. Is he single?
Is he? Is he single?
1250
00:56:22,717 --> 00:56:23,951
No, no, no.
1251
00:56:23,985 --> 00:56:27,054
You see, he's actually, he's--
he's not my son.
1252
00:56:27,088 --> 00:56:30,457
Oh. O-- Oh!
1253
00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:32,760
- Oh. Damn. Okay.
- Yeah.
1254
00:56:32,793 --> 00:56:35,029
Damn. All right.
1255
00:56:35,062 --> 00:56:36,130
- I see you.
- We're just--
1256
00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:40,568
we're friends. We're
just friends. Just friends.
1257
00:56:42,937 --> 00:56:45,139
Oh, whoa, whoa.
1258
00:56:45,172 --> 00:56:46,707
Well, well, well.
1259
00:56:46,741 --> 00:56:48,509
A magician at work.
1260
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,511
Per the gentleman's request.
1261
00:56:50,544 --> 00:56:52,079
Oh, not bad, right?
1262
00:56:52,113 --> 00:56:54,181
Yeah. Um...
1263
00:56:54,215 --> 00:56:56,017
- Yeah.
- Quick problem,
1264
00:56:56,050 --> 00:56:57,484
that-- that's mine.
1265
00:56:57,518 --> 00:56:58,953
So, we should, yeah--
we'll just tradesies.
1266
00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:00,955
Oh, oh. Of course. I mean,
I don't know what I'm thinking.
1267
00:57:00,988 --> 00:57:02,056
Yeah.
1268
00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:03,724
-Oh.
-Okay.
1269
00:57:04,892 --> 00:57:07,028
-Whoo. Yeah.
-Here you go.
1270
00:57:07,061 --> 00:57:08,162
Thanks again.
1271
00:57:10,231 --> 00:57:11,599
Yeah.
1272
00:57:12,499 --> 00:57:13,601
Bon appétit.
1273
00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:15,069
-You gonna eat that bacon?
-Yeah, me?
1274
00:57:15,102 --> 00:57:16,837
-Get a little bit of this--
-Yeah, dig in.
1275
00:57:18,539 --> 00:57:19,439
Oh, my God.
1276
00:57:19,941 --> 00:57:21,742
Oh, you have
to taste this, ladies.
1277
00:57:21,776 --> 00:57:22,944
I made it myself.
1278
00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:27,648
-Oh, did you rush?
-No, I took my time.
1279
00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:28,983
No, no, I mean--
1280
00:57:29,016 --> 00:57:30,184
I'm sorry. Your shirt.
1281
00:57:30,217 --> 00:57:31,686
Oh.
1282
00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:33,120
It's my granddaughter's.
1283
00:57:33,154 --> 00:57:34,789
Oh, that's sweet.
1284
00:57:34,822 --> 00:57:36,824
She didn't want it, and I never
say no to a free T-shirt.
1285
00:57:37,158 --> 00:57:38,693
Hey, what is your
granddaughter's name?
1286
00:57:39,527 --> 00:57:40,861
Cindy Carpenter.
1287
00:57:41,062 --> 00:57:42,663
- Cindy Carpenter.
- Mm-hmm.
1288
00:57:42,697 --> 00:57:44,131
- Uh-huh.
- What's she doin'?
1289
00:57:44,398 --> 00:57:45,800
Boom.
1290
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:46,968
- See?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
1291
00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:48,102
-That's it. That's it.
-Is it?
1292
00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:49,537
-Yeah, that's right.
-Right?
1293
00:57:49,570 --> 00:57:50,705
There she is, right there.
1294
00:57:51,806 --> 00:57:53,140
-Let me see.
-All right.
1295
00:57:53,174 --> 00:57:54,775
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, look.
-Oh.
1296
00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:56,644
-Sweet face! Sweet.
-Yep.
1297
00:57:56,677 --> 00:57:58,279
You know, while you guys
have been
1298
00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:00,581
fooling around with your pocket
computer photo album--
1299
00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:02,016
Mm-hmm.
1300
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:04,118
We could be deciding on
who's gonna go and get
1301
00:58:04,151 --> 00:58:05,152
the next bottle of wine.
1302
00:58:05,419 --> 00:58:07,955
You know, these pocket
computer photo albums
1303
00:58:07,989 --> 00:58:09,890
are actually my job these days.
1304
00:58:09,924 --> 00:58:12,226
-What?
-I get paid to post pictures.
1305
00:58:12,259 --> 00:58:14,195
No. That's--
No, that's not a job.
1306
00:58:14,228 --> 00:58:16,230
I mean, I-- I post pictures
of my grandbabies
1307
00:58:16,263 --> 00:58:19,200
- all the time on my Instagram.
- All the time.
1308
00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:21,969
I'm just saying
that nobody pays me.
1309
00:58:23,771 --> 00:58:26,240
Well, you know, it's--
it's kind of a thing now.
1310
00:58:26,273 --> 00:58:27,842
- Oh.
- Because sometimes
1311
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,611
a company will give you money
just to post a picture
1312
00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,947
of yourself enjoying
the products.
1313
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:35,649
Oh, oh, is-- is that what, uh,
all those hearts are for?
1314
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,886
Uh, no, no.
Those are my likes. You see?
1315
00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:41,722
-Oh, yeah, okay.
-Who are all these people?
1316
00:58:41,756 --> 00:58:44,091
Yeah, well,
most of them are strangers.
1317
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,660
You have strangers
following you?
1318
00:58:46,694 --> 00:58:48,029
- Creepy.
- You know what?
1319
00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:50,197
That's what I don't understand
about social media.
1320
00:58:50,231 --> 00:58:53,067
Why do they even care
about what you're doing?
1321
00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:55,269
I don't know. I guess
if you just post something
1322
00:58:55,302 --> 00:58:58,739
that resonates with someone,
or let's say it's 500 people,
1323
00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:01,342
or if you're me these
last few weeks--
1324
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,644
-Shall I tell you the truth?
-Yeah.
1325
00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,880
- Two hundred thousand people.
- What?
1326
00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:07,181
Wait, what, what, what, what?
1327
00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:08,949
Yeah, two hundred
thousand people.
1328
00:59:08,983 --> 00:59:10,651
- All right.
- Get out of here.
1329
00:59:10,684 --> 00:59:11,685
Oh!
1330
00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:14,588
It's silly to call it
a job-job.
1331
00:59:14,622 --> 00:59:16,090
No, no, no, no. I mean, if you--
1332
00:59:16,123 --> 00:59:18,626
if you can get a job like that,
I'd say good for you, girl.
1333
00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:19,660
-You go.
-Mm-hmm.
1334
00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:21,028
You know,
I got an idea.
1335
00:59:21,062 --> 00:59:22,730
Let's all get in.
Come on. Let's take a picture.
1336
00:59:22,763 --> 00:59:24,899
All of us together.
Okay, here we go.
1337
00:59:24,932 --> 00:59:26,734
-Let me get some followers.
-We're gonna get some.
1338
00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:28,269
-Raise it up.
-Oh, raise it. Raise it!
1339
00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:31,072
Don't you think-- Tilt it more?
What if I tilt it--
1340
00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:33,207
Now make your sexy face.
1341
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,608
All right, there. Go.
1342
00:59:34,642 --> 00:59:35,609
Yeah-uh.
1343
00:59:35,643 --> 00:59:36,777
No, no. I think--
1344
00:59:37,945 --> 00:59:39,213
♪ It's hard to share you ♪
1345
00:59:39,246 --> 00:59:40,848
-♪ With anyone else ♪
-Oh, what the hell?
1346
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,016
Look. Oh, baby.
1347
00:59:43,684 --> 00:59:47,922
♪ I want to keep you close
Keep you for myself ♪
1348
00:59:47,955 --> 00:59:49,790
Oh, oh!
1349
00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:51,158
You got it?
1350
00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:52,293
- These are--
- Okay.
1351
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:57,198
Okay, you know what?
I quit. You can have it.
1352
00:59:57,231 --> 00:59:59,800
It's yours. Here. Take it.
1353
00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:02,336
-Sushi. Ah!
-Whoa!
1354
01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:07,842
♪ Somewhere that we can be ♪
1355
01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:11,011
♪ As we are, it might be far ♪
1356
01:00:11,045 --> 01:00:12,880
Never! No, I'm not kidding!
1357
01:00:13,981 --> 01:00:17,818
Don't do that. Stop.
1358
01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:20,121
♪ Won't be seen by anyone ♪
1359
01:00:20,154 --> 01:00:22,823
♪ Don't be late
'Cause I can't wait ♪
1360
01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:26,093
♪ Come on, baby, come on ♪
1361
01:00:27,161 --> 01:00:28,662
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1362
01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:30,898
-Oh! Oh, my God.
-Whoa! Ow!
1363
01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:33,367
No, no. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God. No, no.
1364
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,302
Knix just slid into my DMs.
1365
01:00:35,669 --> 01:00:37,771
They saw my post
from the Pilates party,
1366
01:00:37,805 --> 01:00:41,275
and, my God, they want me
to be a brand ambassador.
1367
01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:44,178
Yeah, they said,
"We've been looking for..."
1368
01:00:44,211 --> 01:00:47,948
"...a fierce,
sophisticated woman
1369
01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:49,850
to slay on their feed!"
1370
01:00:49,884 --> 01:00:51,886
Oh, that sounds pretty dope.
1371
01:00:51,919 --> 01:00:55,222
It is. It is so dope! Man!
1372
01:00:55,756 --> 01:00:58,192
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, wait a minute.
1373
01:00:58,225 --> 01:01:00,127
Look what I just--
Oh, oh, wait a minute.
1374
01:01:00,161 --> 01:01:03,063
They're-- they're offering
100,000-dollar...
1375
01:01:03,097 --> 01:01:05,466
exclusive engagement fee.
1376
01:01:05,499 --> 01:01:07,468
-Whoa, 100,000 dollars?
-Oh, my God.
1377
01:01:07,501 --> 01:01:09,236
You can take half
of that into an IRA
1378
01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:10,471
and the rest in
a simple index fund,
1379
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,406
-and you will be sitting pretty.
-Whoa!
1380
01:01:12,439 --> 01:01:14,141
Surprisingly robust advice
1381
01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:16,343
from a man
in daytime sweatpants.
1382
01:01:16,377 --> 01:01:17,745
Okay. It's a man
1383
01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:19,079
whose life strategically
allows him to wear
1384
01:01:19,113 --> 01:01:20,247
-daytime sweatpants. Thank you.
-Oh.
1385
01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:21,749
Now please respond to this.
1386
01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,384
Well, of course.
That goes without saying.
1387
01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:25,819
-Whoo!
-This is very cool, Rita.
1388
01:01:25,853 --> 01:01:28,856
So cool. Wow!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1389
01:01:28,889 --> 01:01:30,958
I'm so happy. Yeah.
1390
01:01:44,271 --> 01:01:47,141
Oh, dear. Whoo, whoo. Yeah. Wow.
1391
01:01:47,576 --> 01:01:49,977
Anyway, do you still
want to order, or--?
1392
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,513
-Yeah, that's-- yeah. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, that's a good idea.
1393
01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:53,914
Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna
go grab my laptop, I'll--
1394
01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:55,983
and so we can look together.
I'll be right back.
1395
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:58,819
Okay, yep. That's a--
a-- a smart idea.
1396
01:01:58,852 --> 01:02:00,054
Smart. Yeah.
1397
01:02:07,461 --> 01:02:10,231
Um...
1398
01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,000
-Honestly, we can just eat...
-What?
1399
01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:14,902
-...in my car.
-No, no, no, no.
1400
01:02:14,935 --> 01:02:16,870
No way. No,
just watch and learn.
1401
01:02:17,238 --> 01:02:19,974
Oh, uh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
1402
01:02:20,374 --> 01:02:24,144
But you chickens
wouldn't mind scooting over
1403
01:02:24,178 --> 01:02:25,846
just a little smidge
for an old gal?
1404
01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:27,348
Oh, it's so sweet of you.
1405
01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:28,983
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1406
01:02:29,016 --> 01:02:30,184
Thank you so much.
1407
01:02:30,217 --> 01:02:31,452
Oh, my goodness.
1408
01:02:31,485 --> 01:02:33,787
Ooh. Ah.
1409
01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:35,956
Okay.
1410
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:40,494
I kissed Jack.
1411
01:02:41,195 --> 01:02:44,498
Like in one
of those for-real, big time--
1412
01:02:44,865 --> 01:02:46,166
-What?
-Oh, my God.
1413
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,535
Carla, I just went for it.
1414
01:02:47,569 --> 01:02:50,137
A real, big-time...
1415
01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:52,773
...romantically interested kiss.
1416
01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:56,110
Stop! Carla, I just kind of said
to myself, "You go for it,"
1417
01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:58,145
because when have
I ever even done that?
1418
01:02:58,178 --> 01:03:01,081
Initiate a kiss?
It's like a first kiss?
1419
01:03:01,115 --> 01:03:03,017
I just don't even
do things like that.
1420
01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:05,419
Okay. You're not
the only one with a surprise.
1421
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:06,987
What do you mean?
1422
01:03:10,257 --> 01:03:12,426
Your boy is gonna be
downtown this weekend,
1423
01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:14,161
-doing a pop-up.
-Uh-huh.
1424
01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:15,896
Regress and be blessed.
1425
01:03:20,301 --> 01:03:21,402
You okay?
1426
01:03:21,935 --> 01:03:25,205
Well, yeah. I mean,
I'm really good.
1427
01:03:25,239 --> 01:03:28,876
I mean, it obviously would be
crazy to keep living like this.
1428
01:03:29,410 --> 01:03:30,444
Yeah, Mack.
1429
01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:33,280
Everything that's happening
for you right now
1430
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:37,251
is because you're showing
the world who you are, right?
1431
01:03:37,284 --> 01:03:40,321
Oh, shit. Oh, God.
1432
01:03:41,188 --> 01:03:42,456
Oh, yeah. It's Stephanie.
1433
01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:44,291
I gotta get this.
I'll be right back.
1434
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:47,629
Hey, listen, I'm kind of
in the middle of something,
1435
01:03:47,662 --> 01:03:48,896
so can I call you back?
1436
01:03:48,929 --> 01:03:50,497
Knix needs Rita
1437
01:03:50,532 --> 01:03:52,933
to appear at
the Marie Claire Power Summit.
1438
01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:56,638
It's a big deal.
Santa Monica Beach by the pier.
1439
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:58,372
Friday. They need me
to confirm today.
1440
01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:01,909
Oh, wow. I mean,
that is so cool.
1441
01:04:01,942 --> 01:04:05,012
- But what is that anyway?
- Oh, I don't know,
1442
01:04:05,045 --> 01:04:08,516
just a major event that
celebrates the power of women
1443
01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,417
thrown by a publication
you would die to have
1444
01:04:10,451 --> 01:04:12,052
your little,
stinky pieces run in?
1445
01:04:12,086 --> 01:04:13,220
- Oh.
- Knix
1446
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:14,388
is a top spons,
1447
01:04:14,656 --> 01:04:18,092
and they wanna roll out
Rita's ambassadorship with them.
1448
01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,561
I really can't. I--
1449
01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:21,362
I mean, that's the night
of Carla's rehearsal dinner.
1450
01:04:21,395 --> 01:04:23,130
Yeah,
I don't think they really care
1451
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,965
if you're there.
1452
01:04:24,998 --> 01:04:27,101
I mean, you could go if you
want to get a swag bag of,
1453
01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:28,536
like, free yoni eggs
or something,
1454
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,437
but Knix has made it
crystal clear
1455
01:04:30,672 --> 01:04:32,674
that the event is mandatory
for Rita.
1456
01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:35,309
So, please make sure she shows.
1457
01:04:48,088 --> 01:04:50,357
- Hey.
- Hey, nice robe.
1458
01:04:50,391 --> 01:04:52,259
Thanks. Wore it home
from the spa.
1459
01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:54,696
Um, I just don't understand
how someone
1460
01:04:54,729 --> 01:04:58,600
so handsome, thank you,
could be quite so strange.
1461
01:04:58,833 --> 01:05:00,535
Well, I was, uh,
1462
01:05:00,568 --> 01:05:02,002
in the fifth percentile
for weight
1463
01:05:02,035 --> 01:05:03,971
-until I was, like, 17, so--
-Oh.
1464
01:05:04,004 --> 01:05:06,273
My personality just developed
before my looks.
1465
01:05:06,306 --> 01:05:08,175
And so that explains everything.
1466
01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:10,010
-Yeah. Shall I?
-Yeah.
1467
01:05:10,043 --> 01:05:11,945
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.
1468
01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:15,916
- So, how was your day?
- So--
1469
01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:18,952
What, uh-- what's going on?
You all right?
1470
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:21,623
-You have a rough day or what?
-Oh, yeah, I just--
1471
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:25,259
Oh, God. I have
to make a big decision
1472
01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:27,629
and I just hate
making big decisions.
1473
01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:32,534
Mm. That's so weird
because I love big decisions.
1474
01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:34,234
-Hit me.
-Okay. I--
1475
01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:38,038
So, there's this big
Knix partner event
1476
01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:41,509
on the same day
as Carla's rehearsal dinner.
1477
01:05:41,543 --> 01:05:43,410
So, skip the rehearsal dinner.
1478
01:05:43,444 --> 01:05:47,047
Well, Jack, I mean, that's
a really huge thing to skip.
1479
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,017
I've never gotten married
before, but if I did,
1480
01:05:50,050 --> 01:05:51,385
I don't think that
I would care that much
1481
01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:54,254
if my best friend's
aunt wasn't there.
1482
01:05:54,288 --> 01:05:55,456
-I can't miss it.
-Okay,
1483
01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:56,691
well, then skip the event.
1484
01:05:56,925 --> 01:05:59,761
No, but I-- but, you know,
then I'll lose my contract.
1485
01:05:59,794 --> 01:06:03,230
I'll lose the 100,000 dollars.
1486
01:06:03,964 --> 01:06:07,034
Uh, okay.
Do you have the contract?
1487
01:06:07,067 --> 01:06:08,402
Can I-- can I see
the paperwork on it?
1488
01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:09,737
-Yeah, no--
-On your phone?
1489
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:11,171
Oh, that-- You don't have
to do that.
1490
01:06:11,205 --> 01:06:12,574
No, I'm-- I'm very good
at this kinda thing.
1491
01:06:12,607 --> 01:06:13,775
-Trust me.
-Oh. Yeah, no. Okay.
1492
01:06:13,808 --> 01:06:15,275
-Yeah.
-Sure. Of course.
1493
01:06:15,309 --> 01:06:17,044
Okay. It's right-- it's on here.
1494
01:06:17,077 --> 01:06:19,079
-Okay.
-See, it's right there. Okay.
1495
01:06:20,748 --> 01:06:25,052
-Okay. Okay, so...
-What?
1496
01:06:25,085 --> 01:06:27,689
Uh, this only says that
you have to attend the event,
1497
01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:29,389
but it doesn't say anything
about how long
1498
01:06:29,423 --> 01:06:31,024
-you have to stay there for.
-Oh, really?
1499
01:06:31,058 --> 01:06:33,126
So, why don't you just
go to the event,
1500
01:06:33,661 --> 01:06:35,362
and then leave early,
1501
01:06:35,395 --> 01:06:37,431
and you'll make it in time
for the rehearsal dinner.
1502
01:06:37,464 --> 01:06:39,333
You know what?
This is such a great idea.
1503
01:06:39,366 --> 01:06:41,636
-Of course!
-You sound surprised.
1504
01:06:41,669 --> 01:06:42,804
Well, I'm not surprised.
1505
01:06:42,837 --> 01:06:44,739
I mean, you're--
you're very smart.
1506
01:06:44,772 --> 01:06:46,508
-I'm smart.
-Yes, you are.
1507
01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:48,710
Yeah. See, finally some honesty.
1508
01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:51,378
I can't help it.
I'm sorry.
1509
01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:54,649
-Oh, boy. I need some wine.
-Yeah.
1510
01:06:57,084 --> 01:07:00,153
Oh, excuse me, but, you know,
I have to leave early.
1511
01:07:00,187 --> 01:07:01,388
But it's not a problem.
1512
01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:04,124
Um, hi, hello.
1513
01:07:04,157 --> 01:07:06,293
Rita Martin.
That's my name. Yes.
1514
01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:08,428
Rita,
over here.
1515
01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:09,496
Is that Rita Martin?
1516
01:07:09,964 --> 01:07:12,266
Here, Rita.
1517
01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:24,444
♪ Who's scrolling
Through my feed? ♪
1518
01:07:24,478 --> 01:07:26,413
♪ Who's wishing they were me? ♪
1519
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,583
-I am dead.
-Whoo! Excuse me!
1520
01:07:28,616 --> 01:07:30,685
-Aunt Rita in the flesh. You--
-Yes.
1521
01:07:30,718 --> 01:07:33,320
-are so freaking R-E-A-L.
-Oh!
1522
01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:34,556
My friends and I are huge fans.
1523
01:07:34,589 --> 01:07:36,323
-Well, thank you so much.
-I'm Sam.
1524
01:07:36,356 --> 01:07:38,191
I'm the marketing
manager for Knix.
1525
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:39,326
-Oh!
-Not to brag,
1526
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:40,795
but I am the one
that told my bosses
1527
01:07:40,828 --> 01:07:42,195
they had to reach out to you.
1528
01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:44,197
Well, thank you.
Really? I--
1529
01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:46,534
Wow. It's just,
I appreciate that so much.
1530
01:07:46,568 --> 01:07:47,735
-You've got to come...
-Where?
1531
01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:48,870
...to the VIP area for Urth.
1532
01:07:48,903 --> 01:07:51,271
Oh, oh, well. Earth?
1533
01:07:51,305 --> 01:07:53,373
Urth. She's leading the
collective breathing seminar
1534
01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:54,642
that's closing out the day.
1535
01:07:54,842 --> 01:07:56,476
Oh, no. You know, I really--
honestly, I can't do that.
1536
01:07:56,511 --> 01:07:57,812
-Thank you so much.
-You crack me up.
1537
01:07:57,845 --> 01:07:59,514
-Come on. Come on.
-Yeah, oh, what do you mean?
1538
01:07:59,847 --> 01:08:01,081
-Oh.
-You know,
1539
01:08:01,315 --> 01:08:03,483
I was one of the 10,000
to unfollow Lil' Yachty
1540
01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:05,485
after he commented
that your sweater was too loose.
1541
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,120
-What was that?
-Oh.
1542
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:10,157
Oh, I don't know. You know,
he's obsessed with me.
1543
01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:13,460
-It's honestly kind of weird.
-Well, so am I.
1544
01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:16,598
So, anyway, just enjoy
the event, and I'm just gonna
1545
01:08:16,631 --> 01:08:18,600
capture some video
of you in your natural habitat.
1546
01:08:18,633 --> 01:08:20,535
-Okay?
-Okay, but wait, wait.
1547
01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:22,570
I want to thank you
for this offer, of course...
1548
01:08:22,604 --> 01:08:24,438
-Yeah, you bet.
-...but just one quick thing.
1549
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:26,340
-Hmm?
-Um, I have my best friend's
1550
01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:28,610
rehearsal dinner tonight.
So, actually, I'm--
1551
01:08:28,643 --> 01:08:29,711
I'm gonna have to leave now.
1552
01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,846
-I totally hear you...
-So, anyway--
1553
01:08:31,879 --> 01:08:33,380
...but if you could just
1554
01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:34,849
stick around for
a few more minutes, okay?
1555
01:08:34,882 --> 01:08:36,751
We're gonna be streaming
this on Instagram Live,
1556
01:08:36,784 --> 01:08:39,687
and I want to make sure
that you are front and center.
1557
01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:42,356
Yeah, oh. Oh, but, you see,
1558
01:08:42,389 --> 01:08:44,626
that's the opposite
of what I said I wanted to do.
1559
01:08:44,659 --> 01:08:46,594
-Mm. Yeah. Mm.
-Uh-huh.
1560
01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:48,563
But it's just, we have to make
sure that our new partners
1561
01:08:48,596 --> 01:08:50,163
are familiar with our followers.
1562
01:08:50,197 --> 01:08:51,733
-Uh-huh. I see--
-That's how it works.
1563
01:08:51,766 --> 01:08:54,368
I've seen some incredible
partners lose contracts...
1564
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:55,670
-Yeah, but--
-...just because the fans
1565
01:08:55,703 --> 01:08:57,337
-don't see them as friends.
-Oh.
1566
01:08:57,371 --> 01:09:00,240
So, no pressure, you know,
but make it organic, you know?
1567
01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:01,843
Have your own experience and--
1568
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:04,244
and we are looking to create
some moments here.
1569
01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:06,380
-So, energy up! Big smiles.
-Well-- Wait, what?
1570
01:09:06,413 --> 01:09:08,215
Rah-rah-rah! Yeah.
1571
01:09:09,651 --> 01:09:12,887
All right, my warriors.
1572
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,758
Who's ready to find their light?
1573
01:09:18,826 --> 01:09:19,861
Oh, my warriors.
1574
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:23,731
I want you to repeat after me.
1575
01:09:23,931 --> 01:09:24,899
For us!
1576
01:09:25,165 --> 01:09:27,267
Okay. For us!
1577
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:30,303
For you! For me!
1578
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:31,739
Let me hear you!
1579
01:09:31,773 --> 01:09:32,740
For us!
1580
01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:34,742
For you!
1581
01:09:34,776 --> 01:09:36,410
For you!
1582
01:09:36,611 --> 01:09:37,979
For me!
1583
01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:39,246
For me!
1584
01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:41,248
For us!
1585
01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:42,884
For you!
1586
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:45,787
- Yeah.
- For me! Oh, yes.
1587
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:48,723
Your chanting,
it nourishes my soul.
1588
01:09:48,756 --> 01:09:51,893
-Ah!
-We are not here to work out
1589
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:56,831
our abs or our glutes
or our triceps. No.
1590
01:09:57,197 --> 01:10:00,500
We are here
to work on our souls.
1591
01:10:00,535 --> 01:10:03,805
Our soul!
1592
01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:05,238
Ho-ho.
1593
01:10:05,272 --> 01:10:08,241
We did not come here
to exercise our bodies.
1594
01:10:08,275 --> 01:10:09,510
No.
1595
01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:15,415
We came here
to exploresize our demons!
1596
01:10:15,650 --> 01:10:17,785
- For me!
- Let me hear you!
1597
01:10:18,052 --> 01:10:20,888
For us! For you!
1598
01:10:20,922 --> 01:10:22,924
For me!
1599
01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,960
Oh, yes! I feel it.
1600
01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:28,730
I feel it, you are powerful. Oh!
1601
01:10:28,763 --> 01:10:30,898
That is a warrior right there!
1602
01:10:30,932 --> 01:10:32,834
-Huh?
-Yes. Come on up here.
1603
01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:35,770
- Really?
- Come on. Come on, yes!
1604
01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:39,574
Come on up here!
Yes, warrior!
1605
01:10:39,607 --> 01:10:42,810
Yes! Oh! Yes!
1606
01:10:52,319 --> 01:10:54,321
I am a warrior.
1607
01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:56,924
I am a warrior!
1608
01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:59,994
Yes! Yes!
1609
01:11:00,027 --> 01:11:01,929
Squat and feel it, yeah!
1610
01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:06,033
No!
1611
01:11:06,067 --> 01:11:08,002
-You're on fire!
-On fire!
1612
01:11:09,937 --> 01:11:11,773
Everybody, let's not panic.
Let's just grab a buddy.
1613
01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:15,510
Everybody calm down!
1614
01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:18,012
Everybody, it's gonna be good!
We're gonna be okay.
1615
01:11:18,045 --> 01:11:19,680
Everybody just-- just--
1616
01:11:19,714 --> 01:11:20,815
Yeah. That--
Move in that direction.
1617
01:11:20,848 --> 01:11:23,416
Are you all right? I'm so sorry.
1618
01:11:23,450 --> 01:11:24,952
I-- I think you should--
1619
01:11:24,986 --> 01:11:26,353
Help!
1620
01:11:26,386 --> 01:11:28,856
Carla, Carla, it's me.
I'm almost there.
1621
01:11:29,223 --> 01:11:32,927
I'm really, I'm-- I'm--
Quite frankly, I'm there.
1622
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,327
Really. I mean--
1623
01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,601
So, we'll see
you guys tomorrow.
1624
01:11:40,635 --> 01:11:43,004
- Love you.
- Carla?
1625
01:11:44,872 --> 01:11:46,974
Carla. Oh!
1626
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:49,811
-Are you okay?
-I--
1627
01:11:49,844 --> 01:11:52,747
I just, I got stuck
at that Marie Claire thing,
1628
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,016
and, you know,
it's the kind of situation
1629
01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:57,718
where you just don't know
what you can say no
1630
01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:59,754
to and-- and what you can't.
1631
01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:04,826
And I set myself on fire.
I know. It's crazy.
1632
01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:12,700
I'm not gonna lie, Mack.
1633
01:12:12,733 --> 01:12:16,904
I'm really, really bummed
you didn't make it tonight.
1634
01:12:17,672 --> 01:12:20,875
You missed my rehearsal dinner
for an influencer event?
1635
01:12:22,043 --> 01:12:25,112
-You're my maid of honor.
-I-- I know. I--
1636
01:12:25,546 --> 01:12:27,915
You've been my best friend
my whole life.
1637
01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:30,885
And I've loved
every single version of you.
1638
01:12:31,152 --> 01:12:34,989
But right now,
Mack, Rita, whatever,
1639
01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:38,526
I don't recognize the person
standing in front of me.
1640
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:41,128
And it has nothing to do
with what you look like.
1641
01:12:41,162 --> 01:12:43,865
I'm-- I'm so sorry, Carla.
1642
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,637
The one thing we've always done
for one another is show up.
1643
01:12:50,037 --> 01:12:54,508
You didn't do that tonight.
And it just really makes me sad.
1644
01:13:05,586 --> 01:13:06,654
Oh, God.
1645
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,990
I don't know
what I'm doing half the time.
1646
01:13:27,141 --> 01:13:30,111
Hey, thought I'd find you
up here.
1647
01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:31,112
-Is everything okay?
-Oh.
1648
01:13:31,846 --> 01:13:32,947
Yeah.
1649
01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:34,715
-Hey.
-What?
1650
01:13:34,749 --> 01:13:36,217
Rita, look at me.
1651
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,818
- Please, Jack.
- Whoa, whoa.
1652
01:13:37,852 --> 01:13:39,587
Hey, hey, hey.
No. It's okay. It's okay.
1653
01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:41,222
Look, you don't have to be
embarrassed in front of me.
1654
01:13:41,255 --> 01:13:42,623
- No.
- Here, here.
1655
01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:45,760
Thank you. I'm sorry.
1656
01:13:45,793 --> 01:13:48,029
I'm just so really frustrated
with who I am right now.
1657
01:13:48,696 --> 01:13:51,766
Because I haven't always been
like this, Jack, you see.
1658
01:13:52,366 --> 01:13:55,803
You know, I thought, like,
being in a different place,
1659
01:13:55,836 --> 01:13:57,538
you know,
it'd help me feel better.
1660
01:13:57,939 --> 01:13:59,774
You know, it'd help me
be a better person.
1661
01:14:00,408 --> 01:14:05,980
But today, I was worse, just--
I was a bad friend.
1662
01:14:06,013 --> 01:14:08,616
It just sounds
like you had a really bad day,
1663
01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:11,786
but that doesn't make
you a bad person.
1664
01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:13,921
-Jack--
-No, you are one
1665
01:14:13,955 --> 01:14:15,923
of the best people
that I've ever met.
1666
01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:18,059
Why? Why are you
being so nice to me?
1667
01:14:18,092 --> 01:14:20,194
Why? Huh?
1668
01:14:22,763 --> 01:14:26,167
-Don't do that.
-Because I like you.
1669
01:14:29,704 --> 01:14:32,673
What's the matter
with you anyway? Huh?
1670
01:14:32,707 --> 01:14:34,542
I mean, you want,
like, a full list?
1671
01:14:34,575 --> 01:14:36,577
No, no, I'm really serious.
1672
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:40,681
You spent the past month
hanging out with an old lady
1673
01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:42,883
like she's your girlfriend
or something.
1674
01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:45,019
What are you trying
to avoid, Jack?
1675
01:14:45,052 --> 01:14:46,620
Nothing.
1676
01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,557
Listen, I know that my life
doesn't look like
1677
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:51,125
what you think a 40-year-old's
life should look like,
1678
01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:52,893
but I love it.
1679
01:14:52,927 --> 01:14:55,763
And I have done enough therapy
to know that I like myself.
1680
01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:58,232
And when I met you, I saw
someone who was comfortable
1681
01:14:58,265 --> 01:15:01,802
being exactly who they are.
And I know that--
1682
01:15:03,204 --> 01:15:04,805
you know, you're not going
to be here forever.
1683
01:15:04,839 --> 01:15:06,307
You've got your own
life to go back to.
1684
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:10,644
Exactly. I have a life, Jack.
1685
01:15:11,112 --> 01:15:13,280
And I've lost sight
of who I really am.
1686
01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,849
Do you understand what I mean?
1687
01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:16,684
I mean,
I can't really stay here.
1688
01:15:16,717 --> 01:15:19,120
I just can't stay here, Jack.
I can't do that anymore.
1689
01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:42,309
Wha-oh!
1690
01:15:43,811 --> 01:15:45,846
You wanna tell us
what's going on...
1691
01:15:46,113 --> 01:15:47,248
Mack?
1692
01:15:50,117 --> 01:15:52,286
Well, I need a refill.
Anyone else?
1693
01:15:52,521 --> 01:15:55,890
Yeah. If what
you just said is true,
1694
01:15:55,923 --> 01:15:58,893
I cannot possibly tell
you how stupid you sound.
1695
01:15:58,926 --> 01:16:02,596
-Nobody wants to be old.
-No, no. Sure they do.
1696
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:04,165
Yes.
1697
01:16:04,198 --> 01:16:06,867
My grammie used to always say
this thing about, like,
1698
01:16:06,901 --> 01:16:09,737
how when you're old, you get
the best seat at the table.
1699
01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:11,272
Oh, you get any seat
at the table,
1700
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:13,040
because people know
your bones hurt.
1701
01:16:14,775 --> 01:16:16,610
You get the best seat
at the table
1702
01:16:16,644 --> 01:16:21,115
because you realize
what you want and don't want.
1703
01:16:21,148 --> 01:16:23,317
And maybe the best seat
at the table
1704
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:26,887
is in the other damn room,
where you're 30.
1705
01:16:26,921 --> 01:16:28,789
Right.
1706
01:16:28,823 --> 01:16:32,126
Rita, I-- I mean Mack.
You know those 30 years
1707
01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:35,229
you skipped so that you could,
uh, maybe wear, uh,
1708
01:16:35,262 --> 01:16:37,364
elastic waistbands
and, uh, whatever?
1709
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:41,836
Those are the good years.
Those are the you years.
1710
01:16:41,869 --> 01:16:44,238
And you really don't want
to skip those.
1711
01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:46,674
- Nuh-uh.
- The 30 after that,
1712
01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:49,677
they're good, too.
But, oh, those middle years...
1713
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:50,845
Oh, man. Mwah!
1714
01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:53,647
It's not magic,
sweetheart.
1715
01:16:53,681 --> 01:16:55,950
-It's just work.
-Oh.
1716
01:16:55,983 --> 01:16:59,086
You? You had
to work on yourself?
1717
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,321
Oh.
1718
01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:03,791
I was married
to a man named Steve.
1719
01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:08,896
And then I spent my middle age
building a home
1720
01:17:08,929 --> 01:17:10,931
with a woman named Tina, so...
1721
01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:11,999
- Tina.
- Mm-hmm.
1722
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:18,172
Yeah, I did some work.
Mack, sweetheart,
1723
01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:24,912
you didn't want to be old.
What you wanted was to be you.
1724
01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:26,113
Mm-hmm.
1725
01:17:35,022 --> 01:17:36,891
- I gotta go, okay?
- You got to go.
1726
01:17:36,924 --> 01:17:38,459
- You go, girl.
- Yeah.
1727
01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:41,395
You girls lock it up
on your way out, okay?
1728
01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,063
And get that hair
out of your face.
1729
01:17:43,097 --> 01:17:44,732
I'm trying.
1730
01:17:44,765 --> 01:17:46,167
-Okay, now I'll have some more.
-Oh, yeah, baby.
1731
01:18:03,751 --> 01:18:07,021
Oh, yeah, right.
Okay. Wow.
1732
01:18:15,129 --> 01:18:17,965
Okay. Okay, hell. Okay.
1733
01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:22,169
Luca! Luca!
1734
01:18:22,203 --> 01:18:24,438
Where are you,
you son of a bitch?
1735
01:18:24,738 --> 01:18:27,107
Luca! Luca!
1736
01:18:28,242 --> 01:18:30,978
Luca! Lu-- oh!
1737
01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:34,181
-Do you have an appointment?
-No. No, Luca.
1738
01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:35,482
I don't have
an appointment, Luca.
1739
01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:37,885
Okay, you're coming in
with a lot of energy.
1740
01:18:37,918 --> 01:18:39,286
-We don't really do that here.
-Uh-huh. Really?
1741
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,254
You didn't turn me into this?
1742
01:18:40,689 --> 01:18:42,856
I happen to be
a 30-year-old woman...
1743
01:18:43,057 --> 01:18:46,160
-Keep it down.
-...and this is not my face!
1744
01:18:46,193 --> 01:18:47,928
-Mm.
-And this is not my hair.
1745
01:18:47,962 --> 01:18:49,463
And guess what?
This is not my body!
1746
01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:50,898
Okay, look, lady.
I don't know what drugs
1747
01:18:50,931 --> 01:18:52,199
-you're on right now--
-You did this to me!
1748
01:18:52,233 --> 01:18:53,801
but this is
an old broken tanning bed
1749
01:18:53,834 --> 01:18:55,970
I got off Craigslist.
It doesn't do anything, okay?
1750
01:18:56,003 --> 01:18:57,404
But wait a second, sir.
1751
01:18:57,672 --> 01:19:01,141
In Palm Springs,
I laid down in that pod,
1752
01:19:01,175 --> 01:19:04,311
and when I came out,
I was in this body.
1753
01:19:04,345 --> 01:19:06,380
Okay, I'm gonna go get you
a cup of water. Maybe--
1754
01:19:06,413 --> 01:19:07,881
No, no, no! Don't you dare!
1755
01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:09,416
You get over here.
You open
1756
01:19:09,450 --> 01:19:10,784
that tin can up right now.
1757
01:19:10,818 --> 01:19:12,052
-All right.
-Yes!
1758
01:19:12,086 --> 01:19:13,187
All right.
Stop yelling at me. Jesus.
1759
01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:14,321
What?
1760
01:19:14,723 --> 01:19:18,192
- Just get in. It's--
- Oh. Oh, my God.
1761
01:19:18,225 --> 01:19:19,426
Go.
1762
01:19:21,028 --> 01:19:22,196
Okay.
1763
01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:26,166
I'm sorry I yelled at you, lady.
1764
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,402
That-- that was
not very Zen of me.
1765
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:31,272
Come on. Work, okay? Work!
1766
01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:33,440
It's okay. Just calm down.
1767
01:19:33,474 --> 01:19:36,877
Relax. Breathe.
1768
01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:40,881
You're not saying
your whole spiel.
1769
01:19:40,914 --> 01:19:42,216
Please just say it.
1770
01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:45,119
-Please.
-Think about who you are.
1771
01:19:47,187 --> 01:19:48,255
Come on.
1772
01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:50,457
-Think about who you wanna be.
-Work, damn it! Work.
1773
01:19:52,192 --> 01:19:53,327
Come on.
1774
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:55,429
Life can take you
on a winding path
1775
01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:57,264
that often moves
in both directions.
1776
01:19:57,298 --> 01:19:58,533
Come on!
1777
01:19:58,566 --> 01:20:00,501
It's important to
remember that...
1778
01:20:00,535 --> 01:20:03,404
- Okay.
- ...time is merely a construct.
1779
01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:05,172
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1780
01:20:06,340 --> 01:20:09,476
Who you are...
1781
01:20:11,111 --> 01:20:12,514
...who you were...
1782
01:20:16,651 --> 01:20:18,352
Who you're going to be...
1783
01:20:21,790 --> 01:20:23,824
It's all within
you at this very moment.
1784
01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:58,258
Oh, yes.
1785
01:20:58,292 --> 01:21:02,396
Yes! Yes! Oh,
I missed you. I missed you.
1786
01:21:02,896 --> 01:21:07,234
Oh, my God. Hah!
1787
01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:08,369
Whoa!
1788
01:21:13,675 --> 01:21:16,578
Oh!
1789
01:21:18,646 --> 01:21:20,414
This thing...
1790
01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:22,517
Yes!
1791
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,619
Oh.
1792
01:21:24,652 --> 01:21:26,920
Oh, my God.
1793
01:21:28,590 --> 01:21:31,091
I'm back. I'm back.
1794
01:21:33,561 --> 01:21:35,496
Thank you. Thank you.
1795
01:21:35,530 --> 01:21:37,532
-Thank you. Thank you so much.
-What just happened?
1796
01:21:37,565 --> 01:21:38,666
I know. It's crazy!
1797
01:21:39,734 --> 01:21:41,301
I need to go. I have to go.
1798
01:21:41,502 --> 01:21:42,570
Thank you!
1799
01:21:44,606 --> 01:21:47,241
You're welcome.
1800
01:22:01,488 --> 01:22:02,624
Carla!
1801
01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:05,560
-Oh!
-Oh!
1802
01:22:08,763 --> 01:22:10,397
Don't cry.
1803
01:22:11,064 --> 01:22:14,168
She's happy.
1804
01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:17,438
- Well--
- I'm gonna cry.
1805
01:22:17,471 --> 01:22:19,473
Don't cry.
You're getting married.
1806
01:22:19,507 --> 01:22:21,676
Oh, my God.
You look so beautiful.
1807
01:22:21,709 --> 01:22:24,612
-Oh, my gosh.
-I kinda miss the gray.
1808
01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:27,448
I know. Me, too.
1809
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:29,551
Oh, it's so good
1810
01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:32,186
to see you,
sweetheart.
1811
01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:40,662
Hi!
1812
01:22:41,028 --> 01:22:44,131
I thought you were dead!
1813
01:22:44,331 --> 01:22:45,365
Go change.
1814
01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:46,568
Yes.
'Cause you are wearing white
1815
01:22:46,601 --> 01:22:48,035
and jeans at a wedding,
and that's crazy.
1816
01:22:48,068 --> 01:22:49,369
Close your mouth, honey.
1817
01:22:51,405 --> 01:22:53,040
We did it.
1818
01:23:03,785 --> 01:23:06,987
Ooh, ooh, yeah.
1819
01:23:16,831 --> 01:23:18,566
Oh! Uh, hey.
1820
01:23:18,999 --> 01:23:20,735
-Hey.
-Hey. Uh--
1821
01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:27,040
Whoo, sorry. Hey, you.
1822
01:23:27,074 --> 01:23:28,743
I'm sorry. It is--
it's weird
1823
01:23:28,776 --> 01:23:30,244
that I'm here right now.
1824
01:23:30,277 --> 01:23:31,613
I-- I realize that.
1825
01:23:31,646 --> 01:23:35,215
I just-- I didn't know if Rita--
She's-- she's gone.
1826
01:23:35,249 --> 01:23:38,118
Oh, yeah. We swapped back.
1827
01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:41,054
Apartments, which is what
we swapped in the first place.
1828
01:23:41,088 --> 01:23:44,324
So, yeah, she's in,
uh, Scottsdale.
1829
01:23:44,358 --> 01:23:46,995
Seriously? I never
even got to say goodbye.
1830
01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:50,598
We, um-- Yeah, we just kind
of were hanging out
1831
01:23:50,632 --> 01:23:51,699
while she was staying here.
1832
01:23:52,366 --> 01:23:55,637
Oh? Hanging out?
1833
01:23:55,670 --> 01:23:58,405
Well, we just both
had nothing to do,
1834
01:23:58,438 --> 01:24:01,141
so we did nothing together.
1835
01:24:03,745 --> 01:24:07,114
She's, um, really not like
anyone I've ever met before.
1836
01:24:10,952 --> 01:24:14,822
Well...
...for what it's worth,
1837
01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:19,561
she told me that
you were really cool, too.
1838
01:24:19,994 --> 01:24:22,597
Maybe a little
too old for a skateboard.
1839
01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:24,264
She said that? I--
1840
01:24:24,298 --> 01:24:26,099
I mean, the-- the first thing,
about being cool?
1841
01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:28,135
Because I knew how she felt
about my skateboard.
1842
01:24:28,502 --> 01:24:30,805
Yeah. She did.
1843
01:24:32,306 --> 01:24:33,240
Cool.
1844
01:24:34,042 --> 01:24:35,810
You think she's ever
coming back?
1845
01:24:37,311 --> 01:24:39,313
Someday, maybe.
1846
01:24:39,614 --> 01:24:41,783
But not for a really,
really long time.
1847
01:24:43,785 --> 01:24:44,852
Okay.
1848
01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:49,356
Uh, if you do talk to her,
please just tell her I said hi.
1849
01:24:49,389 --> 01:24:50,457
I will.
1850
01:24:54,929 --> 01:24:58,766
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Sorry. I, um-- ugh!
1851
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:02,269
I had too many shrimp.
But they were the big ones.
1852
01:25:02,302 --> 01:25:05,138
The jumbo, like, for sure
genetically engineered ones?
1853
01:25:05,172 --> 01:25:06,239
For sure genetically
engineered ones.
1854
01:25:06,273 --> 01:25:07,207
Yeah.
1855
01:25:13,815 --> 01:25:14,882
Okay.
1856
01:25:48,549 --> 01:25:51,184
Congrats on
your new book.
1857
01:25:51,218 --> 01:25:53,387
You know, I've been seeing
a lot of people
1858
01:25:53,420 --> 01:25:55,790
posting pictures of it
on their legs on the beach
1859
01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:58,760
-and they call that hotdogging.
-Oh, very cool.
1860
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,461
I gotta be honest,
I kind of miss Rita.
1861
01:26:01,495 --> 01:26:04,666
Her French exit from the feed
was one of the sexiest things
1862
01:26:04,699 --> 01:26:07,535
I've ever seen,
and I've seen porn.
1863
01:26:07,735 --> 01:26:08,736
Mm-hmm.
1864
01:26:09,137 --> 01:26:12,305
Also, thank you for recommending
the Instagrammies to me.
1865
01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:16,678
The drunkest one, she has
over 500,000 followers
1866
01:26:16,711 --> 01:26:18,245
and it just makes me be like,
1867
01:26:18,278 --> 01:26:19,781
"What have you
ever done for me?"
1868
01:26:19,814 --> 01:26:22,215
Oh, yeah. They're--
they're awesome.
1869
01:26:23,818 --> 01:26:26,319
Oh, wait. S-- s--
co-- yeah, copy that.
1870
01:26:26,554 --> 01:26:27,622
Okay.
1871
01:26:30,792 --> 01:26:31,826
Hi!
1872
01:26:35,730 --> 01:26:38,833
Thank you so much
for coming.
1873
01:26:39,433 --> 01:26:42,770
Hi, bebe. I'm so proud of you.
1874
01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:49,342
Ooh!
1875
01:26:49,911 --> 01:26:51,411
-All right, you ready? Ready?
-Yes. Yes, sorry.
1876
01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:53,313
All right, everyone,
let's get jazzed
1877
01:26:53,346 --> 01:26:56,283
for this reading.
1878
01:26:56,316 --> 01:26:58,351
- Yeah.
- You go, girl.
1879
01:26:58,385 --> 01:27:01,354
Um, so that's me,
right? Uh...
1880
01:27:02,090 --> 01:27:04,826
Hi. Uh, thank you
all for coming.
1881
01:27:04,859 --> 01:27:06,027
Uh-uh.
1882
01:27:06,060 --> 01:27:09,597
I-- I really-- I wanted
to share this book
1883
01:27:09,630 --> 01:27:13,300
with the people in my life
who mean the most to me.
1884
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:17,337
My first book was a series
of essays about my grandma.
1885
01:27:18,706 --> 01:27:20,440
And until very recently,
1886
01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:24,579
she was
the only person in my life
1887
01:27:24,612 --> 01:27:29,449
who made me feel like
I had license to be myself.
1888
01:27:29,483 --> 01:27:30,885
And when she died,
1889
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:35,790
I-- I thought
that I had lost that.
1890
01:27:36,423 --> 01:27:37,457
I, uh...
1891
01:27:38,526 --> 01:27:43,998
I had a really hard time
feeling like I was enough.
1892
01:27:44,632 --> 01:27:48,736
And, uh, I-- I worried
so much about, you know,
1893
01:27:48,770 --> 01:27:52,507
all the things that made me, me.
1894
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:57,645
That they were
too weird, too different,
1895
01:27:57,678 --> 01:28:00,681
and not fun, not cool.
1896
01:28:00,882 --> 01:28:04,552
And it took a, uh...
1897
01:28:06,386 --> 01:28:09,557
a near-death experience
1898
01:28:11,025 --> 01:28:13,961
to realize that that's not true.
1899
01:28:16,130 --> 01:28:20,333
I realized that the people
in my life who I love--
1900
01:28:20,735 --> 01:28:23,738
love those things about me, too.
1901
01:28:23,771 --> 01:28:27,440
And believing that gave me
the confidence
1902
01:28:28,609 --> 01:28:31,846
to show myself,
you know, to new people.
1903
01:28:33,581 --> 01:28:37,785
And to finally write
another book, so...
1904
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:41,689
Without further ado...
1905
01:28:44,025 --> 01:28:45,358
Okay.
1906
01:28:46,594 --> 01:28:50,531
Here we go.
All right, let's see.
1907
01:28:57,939 --> 01:29:01,776
"I grew up always feeling
like I was an older woman
1908
01:29:01,809 --> 01:29:05,112
trapped in the body
of a little girl."
1909
01:29:05,146 --> 01:29:08,950
"I think that's why I was
so fond of the term 'old gal.'"
1910
01:29:09,584 --> 01:29:11,786
"I was raised by my grandma."
1911
01:29:11,819 --> 01:29:15,623
"And she was the coolest
'old gal' I ever knew."
1912
01:29:15,656 --> 01:29:19,126
"All I wanted was
to be like Grammie Martin."
1913
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:22,897
"But like any kid,
I had to fit in."
1914
01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:24,966
♪ Are we beautiful ♪
1915
01:29:25,967 --> 01:29:27,602
♪ All of us? ♪
1916
01:29:27,635 --> 01:29:30,805
♪ 'Cause we got
Something natural ♪
1917
01:29:30,838 --> 01:29:32,874
♪ It's a part of us ♪
1918
01:29:32,907 --> 01:29:36,577
♪ Darlin', when they put
You down like that ♪
1919
01:29:36,611 --> 01:29:39,113
♪ Yeah, you can
Reply right back ♪
1920
01:29:39,146 --> 01:29:41,916
♪ You are beautiful, yeah ♪
1921
01:29:41,949 --> 01:29:45,686
♪ I know, I know you are ♪
1922
01:29:47,588 --> 01:29:50,791
♪ I know, I know, you are ♪
1923
01:29:50,825 --> 01:29:52,927
♪ I found myself
looking again ♪
1924
01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:55,529
♪ Wondering why my body
Doesn't look like them ♪
1925
01:29:55,563 --> 01:29:58,498
♪ Know it might sound weird
But I refuse to pretend ♪
1926
01:29:58,532 --> 01:30:01,135
♪ And then you probably think
The same every now and again ♪
1927
01:30:01,168 --> 01:30:03,671
♪ I got more than
All these scars ♪
1928
01:30:03,704 --> 01:30:06,439
♪ I got flaws
And broken hearts ♪
1929
01:30:06,473 --> 01:30:08,743
♪ I don't like this stranger ♪
1930
01:30:08,776 --> 01:30:11,812
♪ Staring at me, yeah ♪
1931
01:30:11,846 --> 01:30:14,515
♪ All the things you do to me ♪
1932
01:30:14,548 --> 01:30:16,449
♪ Tell me the truth ♪
1933
01:30:16,483 --> 01:30:18,418
♪ Are we beautiful? ♪
1934
01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:20,988
♪ All of us? ♪
1935
01:30:21,022 --> 01:30:23,490
♪ 'Cause we got
Something natural ♪
1936
01:30:24,225 --> 01:30:26,227
♪ It's a part of us ♪
1937
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:29,230
♪ Darlin', when they put
You down like that ♪
1938
01:30:29,263 --> 01:30:32,499
♪ Yeah, you can
Reply right back ♪
1939
01:30:32,533 --> 01:30:35,502
♪ You are beautiful, yeah ♪
1940
01:30:35,536 --> 01:30:38,606
♪ I know, I know you are ♪
1941
01:30:41,008 --> 01:30:43,476
♪ I know, I know you are ♪
1942
01:30:43,511 --> 01:30:46,080
♪ We are beautiful, yeah ♪
1943
01:30:46,113 --> 01:30:48,649
♪ I know, I know, we are ♪
1944
01:30:48,683 --> 01:30:51,752
♪ We are beautiful, yeah ♪
1945
01:30:51,786 --> 01:30:55,122
♪ I know, I know
We are, we are ♪
1946
01:30:56,891 --> 01:30:58,993
♪ I know, I know, we are ♪
1947
01:30:59,026 --> 01:31:00,895
♪ We are beautiful ♪
1948
01:31:02,129 --> 01:31:05,866
♪ I know, I know we are ♪