1 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:42,167 [inquisitive music] 2 00:05:54,500 --> 00:06:00,500 [dramatic musical sting] 3 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:13,833 [Lupe Fiasco's "The Show Goes On"] 4 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,167 - LA-SER. 5 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:20,667 Yeah. Yeah. 6 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:23,833 - Kane is in the building, [...]. - Yeah! Let's go! 7 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:27,833 [singing] All right, already, the show goes on all night. 8 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:30,583 Till the morning, we dream so long. 9 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:33,708 Anybody ever wonder when they would see the sun up? 10 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:37,292 Just remember when you come up, the show goes on. 11 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:41,250 All right, already, the show goes on all night. 12 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:43,750 Till the morning, we dream so long. 13 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:47,125 Anybody ever wonder when they would see the sun up? 14 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:50,542 Just remember when you come up, the show goes on. 15 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:54,708 All right, already, the show goes on all night. 16 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:57,250 Till the morning, we dream so long. 17 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,625 Anybody ever wonder when they would see the sun up? 18 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:04,042 Just remember when you come up, the show goes on. 19 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:08,125 All right, already, the show goes on all night. 20 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,667 Till the morning, we dream so long. 21 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:14,042 Anybody ever wonder when they would see the sun up? 22 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,125 Just remember when you come up, the show goes on. 23 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:19,083 - And all I can see is the hand flicking out of the corner here. 24 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:20,375 - Mom. - Mm-hmm? 25 00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:22,500 - Can we talk in the hall? 26 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,875 - Yeah. 27 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:27,375 Just one second. - Sure. 28 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,583 - Wait, what? What is it? 29 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:32,042 Is everything okay? 30 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,458 - I'm in love, Mom. 31 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,667 - Shut up. 32 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:36,500 Who? - Bella. 33 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,875 - Who? - The girl leading the dances. 34 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,625 - [gasps] Oh. 35 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:44,375 - I know she's old, but I think she's in love with me too. 36 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:45,458 - Okay. 37 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,208 Are we sure, babe? - Yes. 38 00:07:52,417 --> 00:07:54,625 - Okay. 39 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:55,625 Sure, sure? 40 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:56,792 - Yes! - Okay. 41 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:59,042 - [singing] I'll have to pack my things and go. 42 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,542 - Get the car. - You want me to drive? 43 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,458 - I'll be right back. 44 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,417 - Where are you going? - I'll meet you in the car. 45 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:10,042 - Where are you going? - Just go to the car, please. 46 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:16,958 - [sighs] 47 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,958 - Andrew, superstar. - Hi. 48 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 - You and I worked up a sweat tonight, huh? 49 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,292 - [chuckles] Yeah, I guess we did. 50 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,208 Um... 51 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,375 Do you think I will ever see you again? 52 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,750 Like, maybe for a date? 53 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:36,083 I know I'm young, but maybe we can, like-- 54 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:40,667 I mean, maybe we can just, like... 55 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:44,167 [sighs] Sorry, I'm really nervous. 56 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,417 - Well, this is the most flattered I've ever felt. 57 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:50,875 But... 58 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:54,958 I'm old. 59 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:01,000 [radio chatter] 60 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:06,708 - I actually need that. - I know. 61 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:19,417 [seat belt unlocks] 62 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,333 - What the hell are you doing? 63 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,917 - My baby's heartbroken. 64 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:38,542 [Jean Dawson's "Clear Bones"] 65 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:48,625 - [singing] Mr. Reaper, will you wait on me? 66 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:53,708 Mr. Reaper, let's play hide and seek. 67 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:58,875 Mr. Reaper, I see you watchin' me. 68 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:04,083 Mr. Reaper, you're a guarantee. 69 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:09,583 Livin' life with a price on my head. 70 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:14,875 Death got a gun with a beam, and it's red. 71 00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:19,667 See you messed up tryna be my friend. 72 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:24,625 The devil on my shoulder burnin' my face. 73 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:29,583 Tryna make me unsafe, tryna take my life. 74 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:33,417 Well, it's gonna have to wait. 75 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,458 - For me. 76 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,083 - [singing] I know I'll die when it's my time. 77 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,667 I'll be all smiles, I know. 78 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:44,667 I go outside, I take a knife, and the Devil's smile wants more. 79 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:47,292 I know I'll die when it's my time. 80 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,875 I'll be all smiles, I know. 81 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,833 - Mm. - [chuckles] 82 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,042 What are you gonna do? - Kiss you. 83 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,917 - After college. 84 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,083 Answer my question. - I did. 85 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,958 I'm gonna kiss you after college 86 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,958 'cause I already kind of decided I'm going to Barcelona with you. 87 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,500 - That's not funny. 88 00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:12,292 You're super drunk. 89 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,625 - No, I'm not. 90 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,917 Okay. 91 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:37,542 - Just tell me what you're gonna do. 92 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,042 - I have told you what I'm gonna do. 93 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,583 I am gonna go home, 94 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:45,417 and I'm gonna find a really great nonprofit to work at. 95 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:49,292 So you just want, like, chili on the corn dog? 96 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,750 Do you want it, like, as a dipping sauce, 97 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:53,167 or you literally want it on the corn dog? 98 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,208 [brightly] Hey, Maya. This is Andrew. 99 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,958 [raspingly] Hello, Maya. This is Andrew. 100 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,583 I'm at Meat Sticks right now, bored out of my mind. 101 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,417 And I'm thinking of you, 102 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,500 and I hope you're having a nice time in Barcelona. 103 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,000 - Did you ask your brother about tonight? 104 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,125 - Um, no. I forgot. 105 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,833 - Ask me what? 106 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,708 - To take me to a bat mitzvah party? 107 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,417 - Well, where is it, Little Punk? 108 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,125 - Space Events in Englewood. - Thank you, Little Punk. 109 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,875 - It's Kath's daughter, Phoeb. Macy's sister. 110 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:24,833 Kath hates me right now, so I'm not gonna go, 111 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,083 but I sent money. 112 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:29,000 - Is Macy in town? - Yeah, I saw her at the service. 113 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:29,917 I told her you were here. 114 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,792 You should go. She'd be thrilled. 115 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,750 - Would that cramp your style? 116 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:35,750 - No. - No. 117 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,583 - Do you have a crush on Phoebe? 118 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,458 - No? 119 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,833 - If she looks anything like Macy, you're a fucking liar. 120 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,583 - Language, buddy, hmm? - It's fine, Greg. 121 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,542 - He doesn't have crushes. He has a girlfriend. 122 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:49,167 - Shut the hell up. You have a girlfriend? 123 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:51,958 Girlfriend and puberty? Puberty and a girlfriend? 124 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,958 - Yes. - [chuckles] Margaret. 125 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,417 - Sweetie! Mar-- 126 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,875 Fuck off. That is the-- - No. Uh-uh. No, Andrew. 127 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,083 We're not in a Tulane dormitory right now, okay? 128 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,625 - Yes. You're right. Sorry. 129 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,667 We're in a 60-year-old's bachelor pad. 130 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,292 No cursing. 131 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,208 I'm just kidding. 132 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,292 Kidding. 133 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,542 My mom did a great job redecorating. 134 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:18,458 - She sure did. - [chuckles shyly] 135 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,417 - And why does Kath hate you? 136 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:23,375 - I had a moment last week. 137 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:27,250 - Your mother had a manic episode. 138 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,625 - Greg, I feel like your purpose on Earth 139 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,208 is to make things weird. 140 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,958 - Do you? - Yeah. 141 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,167 All right. Let me take a look at you. 142 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,125 Looking sharp. 143 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,583 [imitates lint roller] 144 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,542 Wait, turn around for a second. Let me see something. 145 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,042 Spank! 146 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,625 - I can't believe you're crashing my little sister's bat mitzvah. 147 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,625 - I know. I didn't even go to the service. 148 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,958 I'm just here 'cause my mom is skipping 149 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,917 and David needs a family member with him at all times. 150 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,708 - That's not true. - I'm just kidding. 151 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,667 - Is your mom okay? - Uh, yes. Yeah. 152 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:08,208 I didn't really hear what happened. 153 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,958 - Yeah, neither did I. - I think she's okay. 154 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,375 Is Kath okay, is the more important question. 155 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,625 - Kath is great. 156 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,542 She loves your mom. She loves every mom, really. 157 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,125 Except for this one crazy one that used to sub at Newark, 158 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:25,583 and apparently she fucked Mr. Charlebois in the cafeteria bathroom. 159 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,250 - Mr. Charlebois, our principal? 160 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:28,333 - I kind of forgot you were here. 161 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,500 Fuck! I keep forgetting I'm around children. 162 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,500 - Pheeb. - Mm? 163 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,458 - Starting off strong with the innocuous game theme. 164 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,958 - You know, it was actually gonna be "Under the Sea with Pheeb," 165 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,458 but she had to call a last-minute audible 166 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,167 'cause her bitch friend, Gigi Rothman, is obsessed with "Little Mermaid," 167 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,083 and she forced her to change it. 168 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,458 - What a bitch. - Bitch. 169 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,208 - Bitch. - Yeah. 170 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,083 You have a job now, or-- 171 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,917 - We're not allowed to talk about jobs at the bat mitzvah party, actually. 172 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:59,083 - Okay. So you either don't have a job, or you have a bad job. 173 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,500 - I have a bad job, yeah. - Yeah. Same. 174 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,083 [gasps] That's the crazy mom. 175 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,250 That's the crazy mom I was talking about. 176 00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,458 - I am looking at a high schooler 177 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,542 with her stunning French au pair. 178 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,833 - That's a mom and a kid. 179 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,250 - So she was, like, a tween mom, maybe. 180 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,792 - No, that kid is in David and Phoebe's grade. 181 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,375 I think she's, like, autistic or something, 182 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,625 so her mom had her start school late. 183 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:26,250 - Jesus. Terrible for both of them. - Mm-hmm. 184 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,083 Kath thinks she smokes crack. 185 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:28,958 - The autistic girl? 186 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,333 - Can I have a Vodka Cranberry, please? 187 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:36,500 [upbeat music] 188 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:47,333 - Let's go! Let's go! 189 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,000 - Whoo! 190 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,583 [indistinct chatter] 191 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:27,375 - Boys, what's going on over here? Are we not gonna-- 192 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,917 Are we not gonna dance at some point? 193 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:29,917 What about you, sir? 194 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,917 Don't you have a girlfriend you should be dancing with? 195 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,375 - I don't really talk to her. 196 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,292 - Uh-huh. Great. 197 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,625 What about you, Rod? You seem like a real shot of life? 198 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,417 Why are you not on the dance floor? Do you not dance? 199 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,417 - I can dance. This music just sucks. 200 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,208 - I agree with you. I really agree with you. 201 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:47,542 Is there a song that would get you dancing? 202 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,500 - "fooly cooly" by boyband. 203 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,875 - If I get DJ Rich to play that song, 204 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:54,750 do you promise that you will dance your freaking butt off? 205 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,333 - Yes, that would be so freaking hype. 206 00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,208 [indistinct chatter] 207 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,750 - You want me to beat you in tic-tac-toe, 208 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,625 or do you want to mingle a little bit? 209 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,708 You want to head home? 210 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,208 - You're not going to beat me. [boyband's "fooly cooly" playing] 211 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,667 - Oh, I think I'm gonna beat you. [cheers] 212 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,625 I'm gonna kick your cute ass. 213 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,458 - [rapping] When you wake up, do you think of me? 214 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,125 I wanna know. When we break up... 215 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,208 - You want to be Xs or Os? 216 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,167 - Xs. - [chuckles] 217 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,750 - Hey, honey! - Oh, hi. 218 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:35,875 I haven't seen you in such a long time. - Oh, I know. 219 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,208 I wish your mom was here. 220 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,833 - I will tell her you said that. - Please do. 221 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,250 Did you get a job yet? 222 00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:43,750 - Your daughter asked me the same question 223 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,333 and I don't have a great answer, 224 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,750 but you don't have a party starter here tonight. 225 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:51,583 So that is my job, and it will be free of charge. 226 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,750 - We thought DJ Rich would be enough, so-- 227 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:56,333 - You were super wrong 'cause he's really bad at his job. 228 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,875 But it's okay, because table four, I have a question. 229 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,125 Do we like the song called "Funkytown"? 230 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,750 [Lipps, Inc.'s "Funkytown" playing] 231 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,708 - We shouldn't go dance, should we? 232 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,417 - We definitely should not do that. 233 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,125 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 234 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:14,167 - You could put your headphones on. We can just go in the corner. 235 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,917 - Nobody is dancing with their mother or with headphones on. 236 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:20,083 - Hey, um, do you two dance? 237 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,917 - Sometimes. 238 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:28,375 But we're not feeling it right now, so maybe in a bit. 239 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,208 - Amazing. Well, yeah, no rush at all. 240 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,667 But tonight is the night, so... 241 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,792 - What night? 242 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:38,917 - Did you say, "What night?" 243 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,458 - No, I did not. My mother did. 244 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,458 - Oh, what's your mother's name? - Her name is Domino. 245 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,583 - Domino, I'm Andrew. - Hi, Andrew. 246 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,250 - Can I ask your name? - Lola. 247 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,125 - Your name is Lola? 248 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:55,083 That's--that's literally my favorite name of all time. 249 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,583 - Well, Domino named me. 250 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:02,250 - Well, Domino, to answer your question-- 251 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:04,208 what was your question? 252 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,167 - You said, "Tonight's the night," and I said, "What night?" 253 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:12,000 - Tonight is the night that you and Lola dance your booties off. 254 00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,292 There's no rush at all, no hurry, 255 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,333 but just know that nobody on the dance floor 256 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:21,333 is gonna have nearly as much fun if you guys aren't there, so... 257 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,167 Oh. I don't know how to moonwalk. 258 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:32,208 ["Funkytown" continues playing] 259 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,250 [cheering] 260 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:40,583 - [singing] A-won't you take me to Funkytown? 261 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,625 Won't you take me to Funkytown? 262 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,333 Won't you take me to... 263 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:47,667 - Yeah! 264 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,583 - L'chaim. all: L'chaim. 265 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,750 [cheering] 266 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,833 - Go Phoebe! all: Phoebe! 267 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,250 [Dayglow's "Into Blue" playing] 268 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:58,917 - [singing] I only feel like I'm losing you. 269 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,125 Even when you're here in my arms. 270 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,500 And even when I'm holding you close... 271 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,542 - Hey. 272 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:16,667 - Hi. 273 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,833 - What are you gonna get? 274 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,833 - I am gonna try to find something 275 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,708 that will give me some courage to ask Lola to slow dance. 276 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:28,333 - That is very sweet, but she won't dance. 277 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,500 It's okay. 278 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:32,917 Lola is autistic. 279 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:36,750 That's why she's working on her cube at the bat mitzvah party, 280 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:40,125 not because the party is game-themed. 281 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:41,833 - Game-themed. - Yes. 282 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,750 - Is that hard? 283 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,417 - Yeah, the cu-- it's really hard. 284 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:49,000 I can't do it for the life of me, but she's really good at it. 285 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,500 - I meant the-- - I know what you meant. 286 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,417 Um, nope. I mean, sometimes. 287 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,708 Not because of her. 288 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,417 - I'm sorry. 289 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:04,167 Sometimes I think I'm autistic. 290 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,417 - You do? 291 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,708 - Well, no. 292 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,167 That wasn't real. - It happened. 293 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,833 - I'm really sorry. - I'm gonna remember it. 294 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,125 - I do think I can get her--I think I can get her on the dance floor, though. 295 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,500 - I will give you $1,000. 296 00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:22,250 - Like, you'd bet me $1,000? 297 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:23,917 - No, I'd just give it to you. - No. 298 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:26,667 Okay, well, that's no fun. How about I bet you-- 299 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,042 I'll bet you $300 I can get her on the dance floor. 300 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:35,083 [gentle music] 301 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,583 [indistinct chatter] 302 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:27,792 [hip-hop music] 303 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,708 - [singing] No drama. 304 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:33,750 No drama. No drama. 305 00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,375 - This kid rocks. 306 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:37,875 - He's adorable. 307 00:22:37,917 --> 00:22:39,917 He's even making me not hate Hoochie Slut. 308 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:42,250 - Kathy, that is not even close to appropriate. 309 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:43,667 - She fucked my husband. - She did not fuck Todd. 310 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:46,000 - I can say whatever I want. - Why would she fuck Todd? 311 00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:48,083 - I feel like it wouldn't have been as much fun if you weren't there. 312 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,667 - I mean, that's entirely true. 313 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:51,333 When I'm not there, just don't be shy. 314 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:52,917 Dance. You're a really good dancer. 315 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:56,167 Margaret was so smitten with you. 316 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,625 Girls love good dancers, and boys do too. 317 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:00,958 - Why do you think I'm gay? 318 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,667 - I just think you shouldn't say for certain who you are 319 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,125 until, like, junior year of college. 320 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,875 - What happens junior year? - Lots of things. 321 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,917 - Andrew. 322 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:11,875 - Hey. I thought you guys left. 323 00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:14,750 - We wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. 324 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,375 - Lola, do you know David? - Yes. 325 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:20,667 - Hi, Lola. - Hi, David. 326 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,000 - We had science class together last year. 327 00:23:23,042 --> 00:23:24,875 - God, you guys are cute. 328 00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:29,667 - Andrew, um, Lola and I wanted to say thank you for dancing with us. 329 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:34,125 And David, I know I'll probably see a lot of you at these parties, 330 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:36,667 but Andrew, I need your Venmo because-- 331 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,417 - Right. - I might never see you again. 332 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:42,833 - Well, I think we have to see Andrew again. 333 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,833 - [chuckles nervously] Ladies, what is happening here? 334 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,250 I'm--I'm staying in New Jersey for a while, 335 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:50,667 so I will definitely bring David to another bar mitzvah. 336 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,792 - Well, I am happy to hear that because what's happening right now is, 337 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,500 you're being swarmed by Jewish mothers 338 00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:58,458 who are recruiting you to be their motivational dancer. 339 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,250 - You mean like the party starters? 340 00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:01,250 - Yes. - Nuh-uh. 341 00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:03,708 - They said he made sure everyone had a perfect night 342 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,042 and they need a designated party orchestrator. 343 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,750 - Andrew, this is so fun! 344 00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:09,125 - You think? - Yes! 345 00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:11,417 - I don't know. I want to hear what Greg thinks about it first. 346 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:12,875 - Hey. - Don't be mean. Stop. 347 00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:14,208 This is so good. 348 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,208 You can start a company. 349 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,000 - Yeah, I mean, I hate working at Meat Sticks 350 00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:19,583 and I really enjoyed my night, so-- 351 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,375 - Well, you wouldn't quit Meat Sticks altogether. 352 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,292 You--you'd just cut down on your hours. 353 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:26,250 Did they mention, uh, how much you'd make? 354 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:29,750 How much does a party starter get paid, I wonder? 355 00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:33,917 - I think they said, "Just under what an unhappy pharmaceutical exec makes." 356 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:35,208 - What the hell does that mean? 357 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,917 - Honey, that's not funny. 358 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,917 - Are you thinking about Andrew? - No. 359 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:51,917 I'm thinking about feeding Jerry cauliflower and cucumber tomorrow. 360 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,750 - Well, big day for you tomorrow, Jerry. 361 00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:01,333 What did Andrew say to get you dancing? 362 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:05,000 - Andrew said he would buy me a MoYu 13x13 Magic Cube 363 00:25:05,042 --> 00:25:07,708 with the $300 you're going to give him. 364 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,875 - Do you think he would be a good sitter for you? 365 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,500 - I do not do well with sitters, 366 00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:23,708 but I think it might be a bit different with Andrew. 367 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,458 - Why? - I like him. 368 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,917 And I think he would like Jerry. 369 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,708 Also, I do not think he would treat me like a baby. 370 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,000 - You have to just brush him off. 371 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,208 - I really can't live here. 372 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,833 - Can you not talk like that, please? 373 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,000 - Greg's a dick. He is-- - Can you not use that language? 374 00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:51,208 - Yeah, buddy. That's why I'm out of here as soon as I have some money. 375 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,083 - Stop. 376 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,417 What I was gonna say is, Greg's a dick, 377 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:58,667 but I put up with it 'cause he and Mom are good for each other. 378 00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:00,750 - Thanks, honey. 379 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,667 - Literally how? 380 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,583 Are you happy? Does he make you happy? 381 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:12,583 - I'm happy here, okay? 382 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:16,875 I don't have to worry about so many things because of Greg. 383 00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:20,833 And I don't expect you to understand that yet. 384 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,083 - [scoffs] 385 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,542 - Okay. I'm done talking about Greg. 386 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,917 What's your business gonna be called? 387 00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,167 Tell me. 388 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:41,875 - You're really gonna love it. David came up with it. 389 00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:42,917 - What? 390 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:46,750 - Jig Conductor. 391 00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:49,000 [dramatic music] 392 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:53,417 [slow jazz music] 393 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:57,375 If anybody knows how to start a party, it's my brother, Andrew, 394 00:26:57,417 --> 00:27:00,667 or should I say, the Jig Conductor? 395 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:07,333 - It stopped. 396 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,208 It broke. It's--it stopped. 397 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,542 - That's all there is. 398 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:13,167 - What? You have to finish it. - Fuck no, Mom. 399 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:15,625 If anybody sees that, I'm gonna get put on a watch list. 400 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:19,208 - It's cute! David is so cute. 401 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:21,875 - What are you talking about? Did you just watch what I watched? 402 00:27:21,917 --> 00:27:23,625 He--the camera hates him. He's stiff as a board. 403 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,000 - So what, he's a little stiff? It's fine. 404 00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:28,083 It's so cute. It's so good. 405 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,333 - Mom, I don't need to do a video. 406 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,375 This thing isn't-- it's not like that. 407 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,708 - Like what? Like a job? 408 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,083 - Yeah, I get paid, but I don't have to think of it as a job. 409 00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:38,833 - Okay. Well, you do have to think of it as a job if you want a job. 410 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:40,500 - I don't want to think of it as a job. 411 00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:43,000 I just want to get enough money to go to Barcelona. 412 00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,792 - Because that's where Maya is doing her Fulbright? 413 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,917 - No. 414 00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:52,292 Ye--a little. Yes. 415 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:55,375 But also 'cause that's where I want to go. 416 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:57,375 - Okay, sweetie. You just-- 417 00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,833 You didn't tell me that that's what you wanted to do. 418 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,667 - 'Cause I didn't want to make you sad. 419 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:10,042 - As long as you're doing what you want to do, 420 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:12,000 then I'm perfectly happy. 421 00:28:12,042 --> 00:28:15,625 I just want to make sure that you're doing what you want to do. 422 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:18,208 You can't just go with everything. 423 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,833 - I'm not just going with Maya to Barcelona. 424 00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:22,667 I really want to go. It'd be a huge deal. 425 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,417 Barcelona is, like, the place that I've always wanted to go. 426 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:27,750 - Okay. Well, I think it's really weird that you never mentioned it to me before. 427 00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:28,625 - I-- Stop, Mom. 428 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:29,750 - You never told me anything about Barcelona. 429 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:30,625 - Stop! - I'm-- 430 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,458 - Just stop! - I want to help. 431 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,958 - I don't want you to-- - I'm just trying to help! 432 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,833 - I don't want your help. 433 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:37,292 - Okay. - Stop. 434 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:40,333 [indistinct chatter] 435 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,375 - [rapping] He got me actin' like a fiend. 436 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:49,792 When he be askin' me for money, I can never tell him no. 437 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:53,833 And when he say he wanna see me, I drop everything to go. 438 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:55,417 Oh, I know it make me look cray-- [music stops] 439 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,667 [laptop clatters] 440 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:57,917 - Hold on. Two seconds, everybody. 441 00:28:57,958 --> 00:29:00,958 [indistinct chatter] 442 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Who--who knocked this over? 443 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:10,292 Here we go. Oh, we plug in. 444 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,917 - [rapping] I know it make me look cray. 445 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,625 I do whatever you say. 446 00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:15,458 Tell me the time and the place. 447 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,167 He know that I'm on my way. 448 00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:19,000 Give him the keys to my car. 449 00:29:19,042 --> 00:29:20,708 He bring it back by tomorrow. 450 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,625 I got whatever he need. 451 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,125 Long as you give me that D. 452 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:27,792 I can't help it. It's a shame what he do to me. 453 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:31,875 My girls ask me what it is. I say, "Here's the tea." 454 00:29:31,917 --> 00:29:34,125 - [singing] You want me. I want you, baby. 455 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,000 My sugarboo. 456 00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:36,958 - Let's do the motzi and toast after this song. 457 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,583 - Oh, my God. You scared me so bad. 458 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:41,292 - What's that bottle? - My water bottle? 459 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,042 - The one with "vodka" written on it? 460 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:47,833 - Huh? No, it's a joke. It's a total-- 461 00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,542 I was just, like, joking with my friends one time, 462 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:52,208 and I put it on there, and it's, like, so people won't drink it. 463 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:56,167 - Okay, but I don't want you drinking tonight. 464 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:59,208 - I--I--uh, I won't. I'm sorry. 465 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,250 - [singing] I'm levitating. 466 00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:02,542 - [rapping] I'm one of the greatest. Ain't no debating on it. 467 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:04,500 I'm still levitating. I'm heavily medicated. 468 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:06,208 Ironic I gave 'em love and they end up hating on me. 469 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,958 - Everybody, you did an amazing job dancing, 470 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,583 and now, it is time for the motzi and kiddush and the toast. 471 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,458 Now, I will pass it off to you. 472 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,500 - [reciting kiddush in Hebrew] 473 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:33,125 [lively music] 474 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,500 - Okay. 475 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:36,375 Go, JT. Go, JT. 476 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,542 All right, everybody. 477 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:40,250 Next song was requested by Rabbi Steinberg. 478 00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:42,208 It's called "WAP." 479 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,583 I'm just kidding, Rabbi Steinberg. That was a joke. 480 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:05,333 - [rapping] Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy. 481 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,333 - [rapping] There's some whores in this house. 482 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:08,792 There's some whores in this house. 483 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,708 There's some whores in this house. 484 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:12,708 There's some whores in this house. 485 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,042 There's some whores in this house. 486 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:15,917 There's some whores in this house. 487 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,500 There's some whores in this... 488 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:20,833 - Hey, buddy. 489 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,917 Why did that, uh-- why did that girl just leave? 490 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,417 - Probably 'cause she's too old. 491 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:28,958 - You feeling a little bit insecure about her being taller than you? 492 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,417 - She's only taller than me 'cause she's autistic 493 00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:32,000 and got held back, like, three years. 494 00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:34,000 She's, like, three years older than us. 495 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,333 - Were you being mean to her? 496 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,625 You trying to trick her into thinking she can't beat you up? 497 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:42,542 - [scoffs] She can't beat me up. 498 00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,708 - You know who can beat you up, for sure? 499 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,458 - What's going on here? - Oh, nothing. 500 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,833 This kid is just kind of being a bully. 501 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:51,042 - Sorry? My son is being what? 502 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,708 - Your son is being a prick. 503 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,208 - Do I smell alcohol, kid? 504 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:57,292 - What? Fuck off, adult. 505 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,708 - Wow, nice. 506 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,167 You're Lisa's kid? 507 00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:03,250 - You guys, call me "kid" one more time. 508 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,917 - What'd you say? - What's going on here? 509 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,875 - Your DJ is being extremely inappropriate with my family. 510 00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:09,208 - What? 511 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:10,875 Andrew, explain to me what's going on. 512 00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:12,708 - I just wanted to make sure no one was being bullied at the party. 513 00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:15,083 - I think you should go home. I'm very disturbed. 514 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,708 - I think you should go home and take your kid with you. 515 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,208 - Do not speak to her like that. 516 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,458 - Okay. You tell her not to speak to me like that. 517 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,542 - Okay. You're gonna leave. Let's go. 518 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,958 - You embarrassed Rabbi Steinberg, 519 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,125 and you told people to "dance their wet-ass pussies off." 520 00:32:29,042 --> 00:32:30,792 - Hey. Where's your mom? 521 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,708 Her bag was in there, ready to get stolen. 522 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,792 - I do not know where my mother is. 523 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:37,792 - Can I sit down with you? 524 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,417 - Yes. 525 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,375 - Found your cube. 526 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,542 - Thanks. 527 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:53,583 - Do you want to tell me what that mean, little bitch kid said to you? 528 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:55,875 - That I do not belong in his grade. 529 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,875 - Are you okay? Did that make you mad? 530 00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:05,042 - I just wanted to walk away. 531 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:08,292 - Well, that's really awesome of you 532 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:11,083 because I almost kicked his ass and got thrown in jail. 533 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:20,042 Okay. While you work on that, I'm gonna go try to find your mother 534 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,792 because I think she's probably worried. 535 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,333 - Okay. 536 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,958 - Hi, woman's bathroom. 537 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,958 Um, I'm looking for someone. Is anybody in here? 538 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,958 Does anybody's name in here start with a D? 539 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,250 - Andrew? 540 00:33:31,292 --> 00:33:32,625 - Yeah. Domino? 541 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,833 - Is Lola okay? Have you seen her? 542 00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,208 - Yes. Yeah. She's, uh-- 543 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,833 She's cubing it up. Are you okay? 544 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:42,042 - Um, I'm kind of stuck in here. 545 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:44,208 - What do you mean? Do you need toilet paper? 546 00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:46,250 - I'm--I just-- I got some blood on my dress. 547 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:49,208 [stammers] It's not-- I'm fine. It's not a cut. 548 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,667 Um... - Oh, word. Okay. 549 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:54,417 - Um, but I need-- Can you get me some paper towel? 550 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:55,542 - Yes. 551 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:57,667 - Like, ten? - Yeah. 552 00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:59,667 - And can you wet some? - Huh? 553 00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:02,458 - Will you wet some of them? - Yes. 554 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,667 [water trickling] 555 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,458 Can you reach that? 556 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,500 - [chuckles weakly] Fuck. 557 00:34:12,542 --> 00:34:14,083 - What? - I can't reach that. 558 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,750 I just got blood on my dre-- more blood on my dress. 559 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:18,417 - I can go a little further. - Toss them. 560 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,333 Just throw them. - I can. 561 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:20,583 But I just feel like it's gonna fall on the floor 562 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:23,292 and it's gonna be, like, not sanitary for your-- 563 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,542 - Go under, then. Go... 564 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:33,500 [sighs] 565 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:37,583 Close the door. 566 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,583 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 567 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,750 - Do you want me to see if someone has a tampon or something? 568 00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:53,250 - No, I'm good. 569 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:55,458 Andrew, I need you to help me get to my car 570 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,250 because I don't want the parents to think 571 00:34:57,292 --> 00:34:59,250 I "Kill Bill"-ed somebody in the bathroom. 572 00:34:59,292 --> 00:35:02,625 - Yeah, it does look like that. Do you, um--that's a period? 573 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,708 Uh, do you want my, um-- 574 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,125 Do you want to wear my coat? I have a coat. 575 00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:10,417 - I don't think your coat is gonna cover my ass. 576 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:11,917 - I--I--I feel like it is. I'm pretty tall. 577 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:16,542 - I don't want the parents to see me wearing some guy's jacket. 578 00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,667 - Okay. I think I have an idea. 579 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:26,625 - Hey. - I finished. 580 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,000 Did you find my mother? - Great job. 581 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:32,833 Yes, I did find your mother, and she's got a bit of a...visual situation going on 582 00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:34,458 because she spilled something on her dress, 583 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,417 but I have a plan-- - What did she spill? 584 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,042 - Steak. She--but I-- 585 00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:42,042 So, I have a plan. - My mother was not eating steak. 586 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:44,375 - Someone else spilled steak onto her, 587 00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:45,958 but it doesn't matter, 'cause I have a plan, 588 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,583 and you are going to play a super important role in that plan 589 00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:51,458 because I can't go back into the party. 590 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,375 - Okay. 591 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:53,417 [indistinct chatter] 592 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,917 Excuse me, David. 593 00:35:54,958 --> 00:36:00,583 Your brother, Andrew, has asked me to ask you to help me with a plan. 594 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,583 - Okay. 595 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,083 - Hello, sir. 596 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:19,833 - Domino, I'd really like to drive you and Lola home, if that's okay? 597 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,708 And I think we should maybe stop at the hospital. 598 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,750 [lock unlatches] 599 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:27,042 - I don't need to go the hospital. 600 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,042 I'm fine. 601 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:32,083 - Okay. Well, you look totally fine, so. 602 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:35,042 [gentle music] 603 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,458 Do you want, like, a hug or something? 604 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,833 - No. 605 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:41,667 - [singing] Clean up. 606 00:36:41,708 --> 00:36:45,792 It's my only plan. 607 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:47,917 - [singing] It's my only plan. 608 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,333 - [singing] Eating... 609 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:56,208 from the palm of your hand. 610 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:00,708 Lift me from my knees. 611 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,750 - Love you. - Love you too. 612 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:07,833 - [singing] I am born to please. 613 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:11,625 Clean up. 614 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:15,500 Let your hero shine. 615 00:37:15,542 --> 00:37:17,875 - [singing] Let your hero shine. 616 00:37:17,917 --> 00:37:23,000 - [singing] You will be my... 617 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:24,375 alibi. 618 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:25,542 - What do you want to do? 619 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:28,875 You want to hang out down here while Andrew waits for a ride? 620 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:30,875 - I want to get in my pajamas. 621 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:33,750 - Okay, cutie. You do your thing. 622 00:37:33,792 --> 00:37:35,583 I'll be up in a bit to say good night. 623 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,208 [water trickling] 624 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:55,375 - Sorry I'm close to you. You looked like you were gonna fall over. 625 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,250 - I need to sit down. 626 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:03,875 [groans] 627 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,500 I need to take a shower. 628 00:38:16,542 --> 00:38:18,792 - I feel like we should just sit here. 629 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,500 - I want to get out of this fucking T-shirt. 630 00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,208 - I like your shirt. 631 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,750 - Then why don't you marry it? 632 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:39,792 [solemn music] 633 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:50,333 - Domino. 634 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:53,625 Are you all right? 635 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,625 - Yes. 636 00:38:56,958 --> 00:38:58,042 Thank you. 637 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:08,458 [water running] 638 00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:22,375 [sobbing] 639 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,167 [stairs creak] 640 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,833 - Hey. 641 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:38,458 Sorry I scared you. - It is okay. 642 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,250 Where's my mother? - She's, um-- 643 00:39:41,292 --> 00:39:44,375 She--I think she's brushing her teeth too, actually. 644 00:39:49,167 --> 00:39:50,583 - Do you want to meet my hamster? 645 00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:52,958 - Yeah. 646 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,917 Oh, my gosh. 647 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,542 - Here you go, Jerry. 648 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,417 - Man, I love Jerry. He is very cute. 649 00:40:15,417 --> 00:40:17,583 So, school is starting soon. 650 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:21,208 Are you excited? - I am excited for parts. 651 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,708 - You bummed summer is over? 652 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:25,208 - A little bit. Yes. 653 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,250 - Do you--do you collect potato mashers? 654 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,250 - Yes, I do. - That's really awesome. 655 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:37,542 - So, what do you usually do before bed besides feed Jer 656 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:40,375 and get in PJs and brush your teeth? 657 00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:42,583 - My mom sometimes will scratch my back, 658 00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:44,208 but I do not want you to do that. 659 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,750 I do not let anybody but my mother touch my back. 660 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,708 - Yeah. No. That makes total sense. 661 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,750 - Why are you here? 662 00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:56,750 - Ouch. Are you trying to hurt my feelings? 663 00:40:56,792 --> 00:40:57,625 - No. 664 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,500 - Well, Lola, that was kind of brutal. 665 00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:03,000 - I did not mean to be brutal. 666 00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:04,083 - I'm just teasing. 667 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,250 Your mom just had a tough night, 668 00:41:08,292 --> 00:41:12,292 and I wanted to make sure you guys were all good. 669 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,208 But I am going to leave right now, 670 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:20,208 and I am going to see you at Lexi Ray's bat mitzvah party, if you're going. 671 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,292 - I think I will be in attendance. 672 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,250 - Excellent. 673 00:41:23,292 --> 00:41:26,292 Okay. Well, good night. 674 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,000 - Good night to you too, Andrew. 675 00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:31,458 - And good night to you too, Jerry. 676 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,167 That's a really cute frickin' hamster. 677 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:35,042 Hello. 678 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:38,875 Hey. 679 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:40,333 - Hi. 680 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,667 - Lola just introduced me to Jerry. 681 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,708 - Oh, yeah. She's really proud of him. 682 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:49,583 - Are you, um-- are you hiding something in there? 683 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:50,750 - Yes. 684 00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:54,125 I'm gonna go in and say good night. - Okay. 685 00:41:54,167 --> 00:41:58,667 - But if you want to wait downstairs in the living room, we can talk. 686 00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,417 - Okay. 687 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,250 - I'm glad you're here. 688 00:42:02,292 --> 00:42:03,458 I thought you left. 689 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,208 - Do you have a husband? 690 00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:16,583 - I have a fiancé. Joseph. 691 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,125 He's in Chicago. 692 00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:20,917 - He's not Lola's dad, right? 693 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,000 - No. 694 00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:25,208 This is his parents' house. 695 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:26,375 - Oh, his parents are here? 696 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:29,417 - [chuckles] He inherited it. 697 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,708 I feel very comfortable with you. 698 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:42,667 I don't know why, but I do. 699 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,000 - Why wouldn't you feel comfortable? 700 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:48,375 - Lola said you asked about her potato mashers. 701 00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:50,875 - Your kid is super dope. 702 00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:55,958 And I was thinking, I used to help out families in my neighborhood. 703 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,667 Like, if parents wanted a night out, I would stay with their kids 704 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,583 or, like, even watch their house, 705 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:07,250 and I was wondering if, like, you and Lola have a situation like that with someone... 706 00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:09,000 who I need to kill? 707 00:43:09,042 --> 00:43:12,083 - No. No, I wish. 708 00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:14,542 I usually just bring her to my parents' house, 709 00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:19,125 but they live very far away, and it's a pain. 710 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:21,833 - Well, if you don't want to do that ever, 711 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,958 call me because I really like to sit on my ass 712 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,500 and hang out with people. 713 00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,042 But I also understand if you don't want to do that 714 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,125 because we don't really know each other. 715 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,583 - We know each other. - Yeah. Right? 716 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:41,500 Do you have a piece of paper somewhere in here? 717 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,333 - Okay. My number is on this slip of paper, 718 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:53,000 and I'm gonna call a ride so you can get some rest. 719 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:56,458 But I'd really like for you to call or text me 720 00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:01,333 if you ever want a night out or, like, want some help. 721 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,667 - Okay. 722 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:08,750 You want to sit while you wait for your ride? 723 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:10,875 - Uh, yes. On the floor again? 724 00:44:15,875 --> 00:44:19,208 I really like your couch. 725 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,375 - I hate it. 726 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:22,833 - Me too. That's what I meant to say. 727 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:29,583 Are you gonna be okay tonight? - Yep. 728 00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:38,125 It wasn't a period. 729 00:44:40,792 --> 00:44:42,375 - I'm so sorry. 730 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:48,208 That's what I was thinking. 731 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,042 Did Joseph know that you were pregnant? 732 00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:00,417 - Let's not tell anybody about this. 733 00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:01,292 - Okay. 734 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:09,625 Well, if you ever want anyone to talk to, I've got massive ears. 735 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,000 - Where's your ride? 736 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,833 - Oh, my God. 737 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,500 Probably very close. It's about three minutes-- 738 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:26,958 I don't-- 739 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,917 I don't feel like-- - Okay. 740 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,833 - I mean, I want to, but I don't feel like you don't want to. 741 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:43,417 - It's okay. 742 00:46:05,167 --> 00:46:08,083 - Hello, Macy. What are you doing tonight? 743 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:11,333 [bed creaking] 744 00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,000 - Are you sure nobody's here right now? 745 00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:15,792 - Yeah. Yeah, my, um-- my parents are at a bridge tournament. 746 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:17,583 My sister is at a sleepover. - Okay. 747 00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:19,708 - So, yeah. We can be loud. 748 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,708 Yeah. Go harder. Yeah. 749 00:46:26,042 --> 00:46:28,208 Why--why are you staring at me? - I'm not. 750 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:29,708 - Close your eyes. Why are your eyes open? 751 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:31,667 - My eyes are closed. - They were open. 752 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,583 - You can toss that in the bathroom. 753 00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:07,500 - Who are you, Mr. Fucker? 754 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:12,167 What the hell are you doing with my... 755 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:14,083 lover, fucker? 756 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,792 I can't believe college is over. 757 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:23,417 - I can't believe we just had sex. 758 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,083 - Why? - I don't know, I'm just-- 759 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,167 I feel old. 760 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,750 Like, I had algebra with you. 761 00:47:28,792 --> 00:47:32,250 - And bio with Dr. Mindle. 762 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:33,500 - Did you have a crush on me? 763 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,000 - Everybody had a crush on you. 764 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:37,917 - Yeah. But did you? 765 00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:41,083 - I mean, I was attracted to you, but I feel like-- 766 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:46,875 I think I felt like you had so many people, a lot of suitors. 767 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,875 - I wasn't attracted to you. 768 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:56,083 - So I actually didn't ask that, but I appreciate the honesty. 769 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,167 - I was attracted to you at my sister's bat mitzvah. 770 00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,583 - And now you're not? 771 00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:03,542 - Now I'm thinking about algebra. - And bio with Dr. Mindle. 772 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,125 - Do you think I peaked already? 773 00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:13,250 - No. 774 00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:16,375 Of course not. 775 00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:19,125 - I just really hate my job. 776 00:48:19,167 --> 00:48:22,417 If only I could quit my job and be a party starter. 777 00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:24,750 - And a Meat Sticks worker. 778 00:48:24,792 --> 00:48:27,667 But I actually just applied for this job. 779 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,583 I was a-- it's a Newark chief officer 780 00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:36,417 zone opportunity analyst intern. 781 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:38,500 - Cool. - I didn't get it. 782 00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:40,958 I got rejected. - Oh. 783 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,792 - Do you think I should quit party-starting? 784 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:44,875 - Well, on one hand, it is silly. 785 00:48:44,917 --> 00:48:45,958 - It's really silly. 786 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,833 - But on the other hand, so is every job. 787 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,458 Like, selling your time is insane. 788 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:53,167 - It's really depressing. 789 00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:55,125 - I do think you're a sexy dancer. 790 00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:58,583 - No. 791 00:48:58,625 --> 00:49:00,667 Come on. 792 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:01,667 Do you want to have sex again? 793 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:04,375 - Not at all. [both laugh] 794 00:49:04,417 --> 00:49:07,000 - Uh, no, man. We don't have alcohol. 795 00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:10,167 I wish we did, but no, we don't have our liquor license here... 796 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:11,333 in the mall. 797 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,000 Hey. How's Margaret? 798 00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:15,167 Are you guys talking yet? - Not really. 799 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:17,833 We just text and dance at bar mitzvahs. 800 00:49:17,875 --> 00:49:19,083 - Yeah, you do. 801 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:23,292 Your chemistry with her on the dance floor was pretty insane. 802 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:25,958 - Are you just saying that? - I'm saying that 'cause I have two eyes. 803 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,542 You guys are electric together. 804 00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:30,250 - When did you have your first kiss? 805 00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:33,833 - Why do you ask? 806 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:36,458 - Margaret's friend told me that she wants to kiss. 807 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,250 - Uh-oh. 808 00:49:38,292 --> 00:49:42,083 And how do we feel about that? Answer with your badass shades off. 809 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,792 - I don't know how to make it happen. 810 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:49,125 - All right. 811 00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:53,833 Lesson one, 40% of it is instinct. 812 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:56,708 Like, if it feels right, it probably is right. 813 00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:58,375 Go with your gut. 814 00:49:58,417 --> 00:50:01,542 And then, 10% is your brain and all that stuff, 815 00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,583 like game plan, strategy. 816 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:08,000 And then, 50% is Margaret. 817 00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,917 You don't know anything about her. 818 00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:12,292 You don't know what she wants or what she likes, 819 00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:16,375 so you have to talk to her. 820 00:50:16,417 --> 00:50:18,333 Try super hard to know. 821 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,542 - Are there any more lessons? - Yes, there are. 822 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:25,708 There are five--four lessons on how to have the best first smooch. 823 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,333 Hey, do you see a lot of Lola at school? 824 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:40,917 - Yeah, I have English with her this year. Why? 825 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,042 - I don't know, I just think you guys should be really nice to her. 826 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,750 Bullies suck, and I feel like it would do a lot 827 00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,542 if cute boys were really nice to her. 828 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:49,958 - That guy is a dick to us too. He and his two friends bully everybody. 829 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,500 - Who? Gavin? - Yeah. 830 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:54,583 - Well, maybe you guys should beat him up. 831 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:57,542 - I'm definitely gonna beat Gavin's ass one day. 832 00:50:57,583 --> 00:51:00,208 - [singing] Will you sit closer? 833 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:03,167 And I haven't smiled at how... 834 00:51:03,208 --> 00:51:04,833 - [burps] 835 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:07,333 Here we go. Let's get him, gut. 836 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:12,458 - [singing] From the back of the cab to the... 837 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,792 - You're dating him, huh? 838 00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:19,000 You wanna ease me into it? 839 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,375 Honestly, thank you. 840 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,625 Fuck. 841 00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:31,917 You, like, training for a...big bicep contest? 842 00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:39,000 I don't want to do that anymore. 843 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:39,875 [sighs] 844 00:51:39,917 --> 00:51:43,500 You can do more. You can do more. 845 00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:44,667 Oh, no. I can't. 846 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:47,500 I can't anymore. I'm not that guy. 847 00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:49,167 You're not that guy, pal. 848 00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:51,333 Fuck. Oh, God. 849 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,542 Oh, God. [chuckles] 850 00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:55,125 I'm not a push-up guy. 851 00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:00,375 I'm not a sit-up guy either. 852 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:05,333 - Why do you want this job? 853 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:08,625 - Well, uh... 854 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:09,917 Hope Loves a Friend. 855 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,417 - [chuckles] 856 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:14,708 Hope Loves a Friend is the name of our nonprofit, yeah. 857 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:18,167 But why do you want to join the team as a communications associate? 858 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:19,917 - Yeah. Sorry. 859 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:22,833 I studied marketing at Tulane 860 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:25,375 and I have a lot of experience 861 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:29,333 with social media...design, 862 00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:32,958 and a lot of experience with CRM tools, like Buffer and Mailchimp. 863 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,333 A lot of experience there. - Mm-hmm. 864 00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:38,458 - And, I don't know, 865 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:42,083 I just want to help make a difference with kids and adults 866 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:45,208 whose parents are affected with ASL. 867 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:47,750 - You mean ALS? 868 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:52,333 - Um... 869 00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:54,875 pretty sure it's ASL. 870 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,417 No, I'm kidding. Obviously, you're right. 871 00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:05,875 My dad has ALS. 872 00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:09,958 That's not true. I don't know why I just said that. 873 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:19,417 - Hey. - Hey. 874 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,500 - How did the interview go? 875 00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:27,542 - I am going to lean back into the Meat Sticks/party-starting grind. 876 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,125 - What's the second lesson? 877 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:32,125 - Give her all of your attention because that is all she wants. 878 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,542 - That's pretty easy. 879 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,083 - [singing] I never want to close my eyes. 880 00:53:36,125 --> 00:53:37,583 - Does that feel good? Yes? That-- 881 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,625 King. You're a king. - We're on the kids' side. 882 00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:41,333 - That's for the kids' side, and then I'll lead the adults. 883 00:53:41,375 --> 00:53:43,333 And maybe we'll do, like, a call-and-response type of thing, 884 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:46,292 so it's like, everyone is like... 885 00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:47,875 "Your turn." Something like that? 886 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:51,833 Yes, clap, clap. Yes! 887 00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:53,333 And then, maybe you can invite, 888 00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:54,792 like, um... 889 00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:57,583 like, invite one of your friends up to do a dance or something like that. 890 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,250 - Oh, like Nick Carter. 891 00:53:59,292 --> 00:54:02,375 - I'm gonna--I'm gonna be right back. You guys keep practicing. 892 00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:03,958 Nerves make you forget. Keep practicing. 893 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,042 King, big baller brand. 894 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,417 Hey. 895 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:09,000 - Hi. 896 00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:12,750 I'm sorry. I lost the slip of paper that had your number on it. 897 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,458 I did, and I was thinking of calling Lisa, your mom. 898 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,417 I was, like, looking at the class list. 899 00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:18,708 And then, I was like, 900 00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:24,000 I'm not gonna be like, "Hey, can you tell your son I lost his number?" 901 00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:25,917 So-- - Where is Lola? 902 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:29,792 - She's actually about to walk in with Joseph. 903 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:33,042 They are parking, and I said I had to pee really bad. 904 00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:35,042 - Oh, but you wanted to warn me? 905 00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:37,000 - No, I didn't want to warn you. 906 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,417 But yeah, I did. I wanted to warn you. 907 00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,417 He doesn't know anything that would upset him. 908 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:44,208 - Well, yeah, the theme is, "Sam Goes Viral." 909 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:45,792 TikTok. - Oh, yeah. 910 00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:46,875 Hi, guys. - Hi, Andrew. 911 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,375 - Hey, Lola. It is so nice to see you. 912 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:50,333 - This is my fiancé, Joseph. - Joseph. 913 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:51,375 - Joseph, nice-- - Glad to meet you. 914 00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:52,375 - Nice to meet you. 915 00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:54,292 - Domino said you helped out the other night. 916 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,625 I really appreciate that. - Oh, yeah. 917 00:54:56,667 --> 00:54:59,750 - And you're our new sitter. 918 00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:01,750 - Yes, I am. - Mm-hmm. 919 00:55:01,792 --> 00:55:04,167 - Uh-huh. - And you're working tonight. 920 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,750 I hear you're a great party starter. 921 00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:10,958 - Eh, well, I hear you're a great professional lawyer. 922 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,708 - A busy one, I don't know about great. 923 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,917 - Yeah. Are you out of town a lot? 924 00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:17,500 - Yeah, just a case in Chicago keeping me busy. 925 00:55:17,542 --> 00:55:19,875 - Is your next case in Livingston? 926 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,583 - I wish. - That would be great. 927 00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:24,417 All of his cases are in Chicago. 928 00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,000 I think we should move there. 929 00:55:26,042 --> 00:55:26,875 - She wants-- - We're thinking about it. 930 00:55:26,917 --> 00:55:29,708 - She wants to. I'd rather not. 931 00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:33,042 - Well, where is the wedding? - Here, soon. 932 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:35,042 Glad to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 933 00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:41,083 ["Get Ready for This" playing] 934 00:55:57,583 --> 00:55:58,583 [blows raspberry] 935 00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:02,292 Oh. - Hi. 936 00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:04,417 - Hey. - Hey. 937 00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:06,667 - I got the sitter job. 938 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,750 - Yes. I'm so sorry. 939 00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:10,542 I just had to-- - Well, no. 940 00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:14,167 Well, I'd--I'd love to, though. I haven't changed my mind. 941 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:17,083 - Oh, okay. Well, I just thought that maybe... 942 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,000 - What? - Nothing. 943 00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:25,292 I have a birthday party next week that I would like to go to, 944 00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:28,167 but Joseph will be out of town, so-- - I'm there. 945 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:31,000 I'm absolutely there, if Lola wants. 946 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:33,625 - Yeah, of course she does. She really likes you. 947 00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:35,125 - I really like her. 948 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:42,250 - I cannot see. - That's the point. 949 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:48,458 How are you so fast at this game? 950 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:51,292 - A lot of practice. 951 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:52,375 Yes. 952 00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:55,042 - What is happening? What are you doing? 953 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,625 No, we are not done. 954 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,667 No! No! 955 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:02,542 What is "farctate"? What is "farctate"? 956 00:57:02,583 --> 00:57:04,125 That is not a word. Farctate? 957 00:57:04,167 --> 00:57:05,958 - It is a word. 958 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,292 - Well, use it in a sentence. 959 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:11,500 - It's a farctate board now that I've put those letters down. 960 00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:13,583 - What? A fucked up board? 961 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:16,208 Like farctate, like you farted on it? 962 00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,042 - No, that it's filled. 963 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:20,250 Farctate means to fill or stuff. 964 00:57:20,292 --> 00:57:22,417 It means full, as opposed to hollow. 965 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:25,083 - I don't believe you at all, 966 00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:29,333 and I'm going to prove that you are... 967 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,292 telling the truth. That is a word. 968 00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:34,583 I don't understand how you're so good at this game. 969 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:38,208 - I'm not that good. I'm just a lot better than you. 970 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:39,167 - Wow. 971 00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:42,458 Did you feed Jerry and brush your teeth? 972 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,750 - Yes, of course. - Excellent. 973 00:57:44,792 --> 00:57:49,375 Well, I'm sorry Mom isn't here to scratch your back. 974 00:57:49,417 --> 00:57:51,125 Is there, um-- 975 00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:53,208 Can I, like, read you a story or something? 976 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:56,917 Or, like, I can fall asleep on the floor while you fall asleep. 977 00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:59,042 I used to need my mom to read me a story, 978 00:57:59,083 --> 00:58:01,417 and then after that, she had to, like, sleep next to me 979 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:03,167 in order for me to fall asleep. 980 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,125 - I do not like that sort of thing. 981 00:58:05,167 --> 00:58:06,875 I do not mean to be brutal. 982 00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,000 - No, no, no, no. It's not. 983 00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:11,583 I just want to make sure you're okay to fall asleep. 984 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:13,875 - I'm okay to fall asleep. 985 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:17,625 - Okay. Um, well, good night. 986 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:19,042 - Good night to you too, Andrew. 987 00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,000 - And good night to you too, Jerry. 988 00:58:21,042 --> 00:58:22,750 - Is mine blue? 989 00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:25,625 - [laughs] Yeah, it's super blue. 990 00:58:25,667 --> 00:58:27,000 How did that happen? 991 00:58:27,042 --> 00:58:29,375 - Just normal. 992 00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:31,125 You want to know something? 993 00:58:31,167 --> 00:58:32,917 - Yes. 994 00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:37,042 - I'm having more fun now than I did the whole night. 995 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,958 - Did you have a bad night? 996 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,458 - No, it wasn't bad. 997 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,333 Yeah, it was bad. 998 00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:49,667 I'm a bad person. 999 00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:53,542 - I don't think you're a bad person. 1000 00:58:57,958 --> 00:58:59,958 - Let's trade. 1001 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,375 - What? 1002 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:03,417 Okay. 1003 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:12,208 [gentle music] 1004 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,792 I have a question. - Hmm? 1005 00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:17,042 - Have you ever been depressed? 1006 00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:20,042 - Whoa! Downer alert. 1007 00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:23,625 - You don't have to sound the downer alert. 1008 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:24,958 I'm just curious. 1009 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,458 - I've always been depressed. 1010 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:29,000 - Whoa, downer alert. [both laugh] 1011 00:59:31,417 --> 00:59:33,958 Before Lola was born? 1012 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,583 - Especially before Lola was born. 1013 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,667 Raising her made me better. 1014 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:47,417 - What's it like being depressed? 1015 00:59:49,042 --> 00:59:50,333 - I don't know. 1016 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:56,417 It feels like... 1017 00:59:56,458 --> 01:00:00,458 like you don't remember what better feels like. 1018 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:04,458 And then you do things that you think will make you feel better, 1019 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,625 but they don't. 1020 01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:07,167 They make it worse. 1021 01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:11,708 And the things that I'm really scared of doing 1022 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:15,375 are probably the things that will help me the most, 1023 01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,792 but I just can't do them. 1024 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:26,750 - My mom is bipolar, 1025 01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:29,250 so she was really depressed a lot when I was a kid. 1026 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:32,750 And I, one time, asked her the same question, 1027 01:00:32,792 --> 01:00:36,917 and she said it sometimes just is easier for people to be sad. 1028 01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,500 She tries, though. Like, really tries. 1029 01:00:41,792 --> 01:00:43,333 - Everybody tries. 1030 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:49,833 - I understand that depression makes your brain think things that aren't true, 1031 01:00:49,875 --> 01:00:54,042 but sometimes I just wish people like my mom would listen 1032 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:58,458 to, like, people instead of her brain. 1033 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,583 And, like, good people, not shitty people. 1034 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:07,458 - Do you know what you look like right now? 1035 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:09,208 - No. 1036 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:13,167 - You look like the sweetest person ever. 1037 01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:14,250 - Do you know what you look like right now? 1038 01:01:14,292 --> 01:01:16,500 - I don't want to know, and I--I don't care. 1039 01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:19,250 I don't want to know. 1040 01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:20,708 Everything feels so good right now. 1041 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:23,458 I don't want it to change. 1042 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,208 The only thing I would change is that my elbows hurt. 1043 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:29,667 - Your elbows hurt? - Yeah, from leaning on them like that. 1044 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,875 Mm. 1045 01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:35,917 Wow. 1046 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:44,250 [tender music] 1047 01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:24,125 - Crap. 1048 01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:34,167 [munching loudly] 1049 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,625 I thought you were gonna be Greg. 1050 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:37,792 [both laugh] 1051 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:40,750 Hey, David doesn't like this cereal. 1052 01:02:40,792 --> 01:02:42,250 Does-- - Nope, just you. 1053 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,417 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1054 01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:49,792 What did you do tonight? 1055 01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:52,042 - I was out with some high school friends. 1056 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,417 - Are you planning for your Spanish adventure? 1057 01:02:57,458 --> 01:02:59,667 Because I am ready to help. 1058 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:06,458 - I think Maya is dating someone in Barcelona. 1059 01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,000 - Mm. 1060 01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:16,958 I didn't want to say this before, 1061 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,458 and I'm not just saying this because I'm your mother, 1062 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:24,417 but you're way too good for her, and everybody knows that. 1063 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:27,500 Literally everyone I know thinks that. 1064 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:31,000 - Who? - Everyone: Greg. 1065 01:03:31,042 --> 01:03:34,958 [both laugh] 1066 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,333 It's true, though. - Greg told you 1067 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:37,625 that Maya wasn't good for me? - It's true. 1068 01:03:37,667 --> 01:03:40,625 [both laugh] 1069 01:03:40,667 --> 01:03:43,958 It's true. We all know it's true. 1070 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,417 - Fulbright scholars-- - Big dummies. 1071 01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:48,125 - Dummies. - Big dummies. 1072 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,417 - Yes, I'm way too good for her. 1073 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,625 [both laugh] 1074 01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:01,458 - Your memories aren't going anywhere, by the way. 1075 01:04:10,167 --> 01:04:12,917 I'm sorry. Growing up is hard. 1076 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:17,125 - It's very overwhelming. I don't know how much I have left. 1077 01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:18,542 I have so much, right? 1078 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:21,125 - Mm, no. 1079 01:04:21,167 --> 01:04:23,292 You know, not necessarily. 1080 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,667 You... 1081 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:28,750 You did a lot when you were young. 1082 01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,500 Sorry. 1083 01:04:33,542 --> 01:04:37,333 But I feel like you're way ahead of the game. 1084 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,583 [upbeat music] 1085 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:43,292 - [singing] Had to slumber to get in. 1086 01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:48,292 Had a dream. 1087 01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:49,833 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1088 01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:55,042 Had a dream. 1089 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:56,333 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1090 01:04:58,125 --> 01:05:01,708 Well, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1091 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:05,042 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1092 01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:08,208 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1093 01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:11,000 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1094 01:05:11,042 --> 01:05:13,792 Run for cover. 1095 01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:17,083 I've come undone. 1096 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:20,333 And when I walk away, 1097 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,167 I walk alone. 1098 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,875 Well, you're running, and you're running, and you're running, 1099 01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:30,458 and you're running till the running gets hard. 1100 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:33,250 Yeah, you're running, and you're running, and you're running, 1101 01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:36,583 and you're running from your cards. 1102 01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,083 - Hi, Andrew. 1103 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,958 - Hey. 1104 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,250 Guys, was it extra beautiful today? 1105 01:05:44,292 --> 01:05:46,167 - We were just talking about that. 1106 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,792 - Yeah, sometimes I really envy Judaism. 1107 01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:49,708 - Same. 1108 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,708 - And Nicky and his family were so sweet. 1109 01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:53,417 Don't you think? - Yes, the parents. 1110 01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:56,208 Oh, my God. They were literally to die for. 1111 01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:58,792 - Hey, will you sit for Lola this week so I can take Domino out? 1112 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:00,250 - Yes. 1113 01:06:00,292 --> 01:06:02,667 Lola and I get to freaking party again? 1114 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:08,083 Well, I have four fours, which puts me at, like, 195. 1115 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,333 I tried so hard to beat you. 1116 01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:13,542 What is your secret? - I do not have any secrets. 1117 01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:15,167 - Do you promise? - Yes. 1118 01:06:15,208 --> 01:06:16,333 - Okay. 1119 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:21,625 Well, Lola kicks Andrew's ass one more time. 1120 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:29,583 What do you want to do now, party animal? 1121 01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:33,250 - I'm not exactly sure. 1122 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:36,083 - Do you want some more food? - No, thank you. 1123 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:43,583 - Do you like spending time with me like this? 1124 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,667 I feel like it's taking a lot out of you. 1125 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:47,917 But I want you to know that I can just sit here 1126 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:50,250 and, like, not talk. 1127 01:06:50,292 --> 01:06:52,292 I can chill. I can be a chiller. 1128 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,958 Feel like I'm talking a lot. 1129 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:59,458 - Sometimes it drains me a bit mentally and physically 1130 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:02,458 when I spend a lot of time mingling. 1131 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,708 - Okay, yeah. 1132 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:06,458 I'm sorry that I'm draining. 1133 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,125 How can I not be? How can I help that? 1134 01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:13,125 - You're probably not going to be able to. 1135 01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:16,792 Sometimes I just need to recover in solitude. 1136 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:19,667 I actually enjoy being in an empty room. 1137 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:24,250 - Well, I'm very jealous of that. 1138 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:26,042 - Why are you jealous? 1139 01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:32,708 - Because I wish I enjoyed the company of an empty room. 1140 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,833 - Have you ever tried to enjoy it? 1141 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,542 - "Have you ever tried to enjoy it?" No. 1142 01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:05,042 - I'm ready for bed, and I do not mind you scratching my back. 1143 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,958 - I'm gonna do my best Domino impression. 1144 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:14,917 - Go like this. And go like that. 1145 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:16,292 - Like this? - Yeah. 1146 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,917 - Okay. 1147 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:20,458 - And go across. - Like across your back? 1148 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,500 - Mm-hmm. 1149 01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:27,458 More pressure please. 1150 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:01,750 - You're trash, okay? [door opens] 1151 01:09:07,167 --> 01:09:09,417 Hey. 1152 01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:11,792 Fun night? - Yep. 1153 01:09:11,833 --> 01:09:13,583 Dinner and a movie and a... [clears throat] 1154 01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:15,667 A long ride home. 1155 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:19,583 We were just talking about you. 1156 01:09:19,625 --> 01:09:22,625 I was saying to Domino that you remind me of myself. 1157 01:09:22,667 --> 01:09:25,208 - Well, that's interesting. - Hmm. 1158 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:29,042 - How-- - How was Lola tonight? 1159 01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,250 - She's great. She was great. 1160 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,833 We played 500 Rummy. - I love that game. 1161 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:35,208 - Where are your socks, man? 1162 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:40,333 - I--I took them off. 1163 01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:43,833 They're in my shoes, 'cause it was getting hot in here. 1164 01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:48,042 - It is really hot in here. 1165 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:52,167 - Yeah, it was really hot at, like, 20 minutes ago especially. 1166 01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:54,833 - Is that your shirt? - It is, actually, yeah. 1167 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:58,208 - Class of 2018? - Mm-hmm. 1168 01:09:58,250 --> 01:09:59,792 - How old are you? 1169 01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,750 - I'm, uh--I'm 22. 1170 01:10:03,792 --> 01:10:07,542 - [chuckles] I don't even remember being 22. 1171 01:10:07,583 --> 01:10:09,958 - I didn't realize you were that old. 1172 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,292 - [scoffs] 1173 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,208 Lots to figure out after college. 1174 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:18,458 - Yeah, lots to figure out always. 1175 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:21,292 - Want to help us figure out our stuff? 1176 01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:22,167 - I'm sorry? 1177 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:24,167 - We've both had too much to drink, Andrew. 1178 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:25,500 I'm sorry. 1179 01:10:25,542 --> 01:10:27,458 We're gonna go to bed. 1180 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:30,458 - Yeah. No worries at all. I'll leave you. 1181 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,000 - I've still got to pay you for sitting. 1182 01:10:32,042 --> 01:10:33,625 - No, it's fine. You can just Venmo me. 1183 01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:36,250 - No. No, I got cash. 1184 01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,542 - Thank you. 1185 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,083 Good night, Domino. 1186 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:43,583 - [sighs] 1187 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:47,583 - What's the third lesson? 1188 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:50,833 - Be somewhere alone with her, quiet. 1189 01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:52,625 Other people around is bad news. 1190 01:10:52,667 --> 01:10:55,250 - So say, "Let's go somewhere quiet"? 1191 01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:57,000 - Where the fuck is my Meat Stick vest? 1192 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:57,958 - Don't you have multiple? 1193 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,292 - Yes, I do, but one is in the hamper. 1194 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:01,625 I don't want to go to work with a smelly-ass vest on. 1195 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,042 Can you just help me for a second? 1196 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:05,375 It's somewhere in this room. Like, check my drawers or something. 1197 01:11:05,417 --> 01:11:06,708 [groans] 1198 01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:13,708 You should just, like, ask her to go to the water fountain with you. 1199 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:15,458 That's where I had my first kiss. 1200 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,583 You can, like-- or you could just not say anything. 1201 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:19,708 Just, like, grab her hand and start walking with her. 1202 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:20,667 And then, she'll be like, "Oh, my God. 1203 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,208 Are we about to have our first kiss right now?" 1204 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,250 - Won't that be creepy? - Yes. 1205 01:11:24,292 --> 01:11:26,292 No. Not if you pull it off. 1206 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,708 - I don't think I can. 1207 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:30,458 - Well, you won't with that attitude, David. 1208 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:31,833 Where is my Meat Stick vest? 1209 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:41,292 [phone buzzing] 1210 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:49,917 Hi. This is Andrew. 1211 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:51,958 - [on phone] Hey, this is Mr. Ron. 1212 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,000 I'm calling to offer you a job at Hope Loves a Friend. 1213 01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:56,833 What do you think about that? 1214 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:59,667 - Um, wow! 1215 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:02,542 I think today is my last day working at Meat Sticks. 1216 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:05,583 Thank you so much. I am so excited. 1217 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:06,458 Is this a prank? 1218 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,917 [humming] I'm done working at Meat Sticks. 1219 01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:10,667 I'm done working at Meat Sticks. 1220 01:12:28,292 --> 01:12:30,042 - Macy, what are you doing tonight? 1221 01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:33,083 [dance pop music playing] 1222 01:13:01,167 --> 01:13:03,792 [hip-hop music playing] 1223 01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:06,333 Excuse me, miss. 1224 01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:08,875 - [singing] 2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah. 1225 01:13:08,917 --> 01:13:11,542 - Hello. 1226 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:13,375 [relaxed dance music] 1227 01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:14,625 Mis-- 1228 01:13:14,667 --> 01:13:16,708 Mr. Bar-- 1229 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:27,958 - What are you trying to get? 1230 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,542 - Who is the discount Bradley Cooper? 1231 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:35,458 - He's getting vodka sodas for me and Lizzie. 1232 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:38,333 - Mm-hmm, how was your play? 1233 01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:42,083 - It ended and then we came here. - Naturally. 1234 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:45,250 - I'm not lying. - Oh, I didn't think you are. 1235 01:13:46,417 --> 01:13:49,708 - Mr. Bartender. - Oh, good, great. 1236 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:52,125 [upbeat electropop music] 1237 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,958 ["Put It Down" by Jazmine Sullivan playing] 1238 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:01,917 - [singing] Yah, yah, yah. 1239 01:14:01,958 --> 01:14:04,333 He live with his mama but I treat him like a king. 1240 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:08,333 Yeah, every time he come around, he got me acting like a fiend. 1241 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:12,167 When he be asking me for money, I can never tell him no. 1242 01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:16,125 And when he say he wanna see me, I drop everything to go. 1243 01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:18,000 I know he makes me look cray. 1244 01:14:18,042 --> 01:14:19,875 I do whatever he say. 1245 01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:21,625 Tell me the time and the place. 1246 01:14:21,667 --> 01:14:23,292 He know that I'm on my way. 1247 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,917 Give him the keys to my car. 1248 01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:26,625 He bring it back by tomorrow. 1249 01:14:26,667 --> 01:14:28,583 I got whatever he need. 1250 01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:29,875 Long as he give me that D. 1251 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:33,292 I can't help it, it's a shame what he do to me. 1252 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:36,958 My girls ask me what it is, I say it's the D. 1253 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,333 I start going out my mind. 1254 01:14:38,375 --> 01:14:40,375 [muffled music playing in next room] 1255 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:48,708 - Ooh. - What? 1256 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:53,458 - I really want a cigarette. - Have one. 1257 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,208 - No, I quit. 1258 01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:00,333 - Who's with Lola tonight? 1259 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:01,875 - My parents. 1260 01:15:01,917 --> 01:15:04,958 - Where's your fiancé? - Chicago. 1261 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:10,042 - Why is he your fiancé? 1262 01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:12,000 - Why is he my fiancé? 1263 01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:16,375 - Yeah, what's going on there? In terms of, like, why he's your fiancé. 1264 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:23,458 - You're drunk. - You walked in a tilde out here. 1265 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:24,708 - A tilde? 1266 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:29,083 - Yeah, like the Spanish accent over the "N." 1267 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:33,208 - I know what a tilde is. - I know how to soft step. 1268 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:37,208 I just don't want to right now. I want to hear why you're getting married. 1269 01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:42,500 - Because I want commitment. 1270 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:44,833 - It doesn't seem like that. 1271 01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,958 - I know. 1272 01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:54,125 But I want to be firmly planted in adult world 1273 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:57,500 and I want to-- 1274 01:15:57,542 --> 01:16:00,542 I want everything else to be shut down. 1275 01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:03,458 And I want to build something. 1276 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,833 - Is he your soul mate? 1277 01:16:05,875 --> 01:16:07,792 - Do you believe in soul mates? 1278 01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,958 - Yeah, I do. 1279 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:15,625 I think on the Earth we all have, like, a ton of soul mates. 1280 01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:19,125 I think for you maybe it's like a special case 1281 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:21,917 where you only have a few 1282 01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:25,708 who, like, could be and really are your soul mates. 1283 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,667 But most of the people in the world aren't your soul mate. 1284 01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:32,542 - How many soul mates? 1285 01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:34,583 - For you, like, four. 1286 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:37,083 - Four? - Yeah, four soul mates. 1287 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:38,542 - I probably haven't met any of them. 1288 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:42,208 - No, you have, God puts them, like, on your path, so you'll cross. 1289 01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:45,417 - How many do you have? - Like 1,200. 1290 01:16:45,458 --> 01:16:48,833 - [laughs] Have you met any? 1291 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:51,292 - Yes. 1292 01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,375 I don't wanna talk about it. 1293 01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:58,792 - [gasps] 1294 01:16:58,833 --> 01:17:00,875 - Oh, my God, that's a ton of blood right away. 1295 01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:06,250 Why do you want to go to Chicago? 1296 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,208 - Because I want change. 1297 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:15,333 And I think I want to go to college 1298 01:17:15,375 --> 01:17:21,125 and there are a lot more options in Chicago 1299 01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:25,000 and I just feel like my whole life is happening there. 1300 01:17:25,042 --> 01:17:27,833 - You should definitely go to college. - I knew you would say that. 1301 01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:30,417 - But you should go here so Lola and I can hang out 1302 01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:34,292 when you're busy studying and doing your essays. 1303 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:41,708 - I had this dream the other night that I was working on the Common App, 1304 01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:46,417 and Lola was there, and I couldn't focus, 1305 01:17:46,458 --> 01:17:51,000 and then you came in and you were like, "Are you ready to turn it in?" 1306 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:55,167 And I just freaked out. 1307 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:59,875 I was freaking out because I hadn't even started it, 1308 01:17:59,917 --> 01:18:06,375 and then you were like, "It's okay, you have plenty of time." 1309 01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:11,833 And I had sideswept bangs. 1310 01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:16,292 - Did the sideswept bangs suck? 1311 01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:18,708 Is that why you're tearing up right now? 1312 01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:29,333 - Do you know I was married to Lola's dad? 1313 01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:30,917 - No. 1314 01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,542 - He left. 1315 01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:45,833 I want to thank you for being so kind to Lola. 1316 01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:52,167 - Easiest thing in the world. 1317 01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:59,792 - I want you to be in Lola's life. 1318 01:19:01,292 --> 01:19:04,333 But I don't want you to babysit for us anymore. 1319 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:10,375 - Why? 1320 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:15,375 - Because I want you to do your twenties. 1321 01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:32,458 - I feel like there are things that you just, like, don't say to me, 1322 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:37,000 and I can't tell whether you're, like, holding back 1323 01:19:37,042 --> 01:19:41,583 a desire to be close or a desire to be distant. 1324 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,417 For me, it's holding back a desire to be close. 1325 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:55,500 [warm music] 1326 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:27,708 [car door closes] 1327 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:32,625 - Oh, my God, you have to go. You have to go out that door. 1328 01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:33,833 Fuck, he said tomorrow. 1329 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,125 - Just come with me. - No. 1330 01:20:45,167 --> 01:20:47,000 - It's just me! 1331 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:04,292 - Hey. 1332 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:11,542 How are your friends? 1333 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:22,542 I'm kissing Margs tomorrow. Andrew? 1334 01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:23,917 - That's great. That's awesome. 1335 01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:28,667 - Can you tell me the other lessons? 1336 01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:31,375 - No, not right now. 1337 01:21:31,417 --> 01:21:33,542 - What? Why? 1338 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:35,875 - Because I don't have any lessons. 1339 01:21:35,917 --> 01:21:38,667 Every time you ask me for a lesson, I just pull something out of my ass, 1340 01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:41,542 and I don't want to do that right now. 1341 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:45,875 - Wait, so you've been messing with-- 1342 01:21:45,917 --> 01:21:47,792 - David, can you please fuck off right now? 1343 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,375 I don't want to talk. 1344 01:21:49,417 --> 01:21:52,958 I don't have any lessons. I don't know shit. 1345 01:21:56,833 --> 01:21:59,708 - I guess I don't know why I thought you know shit. 1346 01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:02,000 You don't even have a girlfriend. 1347 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:03,208 - You want to get your ass kicked right now? 1348 01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:06,250 Is that why you said that? That's not funny. 1349 01:22:06,292 --> 01:22:08,458 - I'm not trying to be funny. 1350 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:10,333 You're not the only one who can be mean. 1351 01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:15,542 - You're not mean, David, you're just really fucking annoying. 1352 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:43,500 [indistinct chatter] 1353 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:47,875 - Hi, Andrew. - What's up, chiller? 1354 01:22:47,917 --> 01:22:50,292 Hey, Joseph. - Hey. 1355 01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:53,625 - Hey, can you hold another thing right now? 1356 01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:56,958 - It depends on what the thing is. - All right, wait right there. 1357 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,083 Hold on. - What is it? 1358 01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:02,125 - It is... 1359 01:23:02,167 --> 01:23:05,625 oh, you know, just a MoYu 13x13. 1360 01:23:05,667 --> 01:23:08,625 It's for you. It's yours. 1361 01:23:08,667 --> 01:23:11,042 - Thank you very much for this. 1362 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:12,125 - You're sure you can hold it? 1363 01:23:12,167 --> 01:23:16,333 Yes, you can. - That's really kind of you, Andrew. 1364 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,917 Hey, Lola, why don't you go to sit down at that table over there 1365 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:21,708 and claim our territory before everybody gets here? 1366 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:29,417 Listen, we haven't told Lola yet, but we're not gonna need you to babysit anymore. 1367 01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:34,875 - Why? - Lots of reasons. 1368 01:23:34,917 --> 01:23:38,458 One of them being I finished my trial. We settled. 1369 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,667 - Congratulations. 1370 01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:42,583 - Yeah, so I'm actually gonna be taking some time off. 1371 01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:45,375 We won't need a sitter anymore. 1372 01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:51,542 - Where's Domino right now? - She's at home. 1373 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:55,375 - Is she okay? 1374 01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:57,458 - Yeah, she just didn't feel like coming to a party tonight. 1375 01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,500 - Why are you so fucking vague, man? - What? 1376 01:24:02,542 --> 01:24:04,292 - Is she, like, sick or what? 1377 01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:08,167 - Look, Mr. Schindler's looking over here like he wants you to get back to your job. 1378 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:11,833 I'm gonna let you do that. I'm gonna go sit with Lola. 1379 01:24:16,167 --> 01:24:20,583 - Could you do me a solid? Could you pour me, like, a straight water? 1380 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:23,042 And by water, I mean vodka. 1381 01:24:29,625 --> 01:24:30,833 - Stepdad Greg. 1382 01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:34,375 - Hey, I just showed up with your mom and brother. 1383 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,917 - Well, I didn't think you were showing up alone 1384 01:24:37,958 --> 01:24:40,417 to Benjamin Schindler's bar mitzvah party. 1385 01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:44,167 - I hear we're driving you home because you Ubered, is that right? 1386 01:24:44,208 --> 01:24:45,833 - That's right. Yes. 1387 01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:48,500 Although I feel like all that Uber money 1388 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:54,083 might be worth it to not smell that fish in your car. 1389 01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:56,208 - What fish? - I have no idea. 1390 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:59,417 I assumed you had many fish in your car. 1391 01:24:59,458 --> 01:25:02,667 - Did you put fish in my car? - No, man, your car just reeks. 1392 01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:09,083 - All right, Andrew, have a nice night making certain people feel happy. 1393 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,792 - Have a nice night hating your life. 1394 01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:14,875 - Are you drunk right now, son? 1395 01:25:14,917 --> 01:25:17,667 - I am, yes, sir, yes, sir. 1396 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:22,417 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, Mr. Schindler wanted you to start a while ago. 1397 01:25:22,458 --> 01:25:24,000 Where have you been? - Doping. 1398 01:25:24,042 --> 01:25:26,375 Tell him his kid's party's gonna be lit. 1399 01:25:26,417 --> 01:25:30,292 - Yeah, I'm gonna tell him his kid's party starter was doping. 1400 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,583 What? You stink. 1401 01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:33,583 - You stink. 1402 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:35,750 - You stink. You have a job to do right now. 1403 01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:39,125 - Well, Mr. Schindler's wearing a clown costume, so. 1404 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:42,292 - You start now and I'll tell him you were just pooping, okay? 1405 01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:43,875 - Okay, great. Tell him whatever you want, Mom. 1406 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:47,917 - Job. - Okay, got it. 1407 01:25:47,958 --> 01:25:50,167 Jesus Christ. - Hey. 1408 01:25:50,208 --> 01:25:52,125 - What? - I'm really sorry about last night. 1409 01:25:52,167 --> 01:25:55,542 I need advice. I'm really nervous. 1410 01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:58,750 - Everybody's nervous. You got it. I gotta go. 1411 01:26:02,667 --> 01:26:07,292 Hello, everybody. You guys ready for a circus? 1412 01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:09,708 You ready for some music? All right. 1413 01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:12,792 I know how hard it is for some of you to get on the dance floor. 1414 01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:15,125 But the way we're gonna start tonight is everybody 1415 01:26:15,167 --> 01:26:17,667 is gonna do the Cha Cha Slide. 1416 01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:21,417 Every single person, no exceptions. 1417 01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:22,958 I'm literally not gonna start the song 1418 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,667 until every single person is on the dance floor. 1419 01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:28,708 [percussive music] 1420 01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:39,292 - Um, do you want to walk with me to the water fountain 1421 01:26:39,333 --> 01:26:41,208 while everybody's dancing to the "Cha Cha Slide"? 1422 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,542 - Yeah. 1423 01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:47,708 [indistinct cheering and muffled music] 1424 01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:56,458 Are we just getting water, or should we hang out back here? 1425 01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:59,208 - We can hang out back here. 1426 01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:17,500 How was your soccer game? 1427 01:27:17,542 --> 01:27:22,000 - Good, we won. - Congratulations. 1428 01:27:22,042 --> 01:27:25,000 - I scored a goal for you. 1429 01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:29,333 - That's nice. 1430 01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:32,542 [indistinct chatter] 1431 01:27:32,583 --> 01:27:35,833 Do you want to-- 1432 01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:37,042 - Kiss? 1433 01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:38,833 - [singing] One hop this time. 1434 01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:40,708 One hop this time. 1435 01:27:40,750 --> 01:27:42,875 - What are you looking at? 1436 01:27:42,917 --> 01:27:45,375 - Hey. - I'll be right back. 1437 01:27:45,417 --> 01:27:46,875 - Um... 1438 01:27:46,917 --> 01:27:49,083 [indistinct chatter] - [singing] Clap, clap, clap your hands. 1439 01:27:49,125 --> 01:27:50,583 One hop this time. 1440 01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:53,292 Right foot, left stomp. 1441 01:27:53,333 --> 01:27:54,958 Left foot, left stomp. 1442 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,708 Cha cha real smooth. 1443 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,042 Cha cha now, y'all. 1444 01:27:59,083 --> 01:28:01,500 Now it's time to get funky. 1445 01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:03,542 To the right now. 1446 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:04,708 To the left. - Give my cube back. 1447 01:28:04,750 --> 01:28:05,583 - You're tall enough. - [singing] Take it back now, y'all. 1448 01:28:05,625 --> 01:28:07,083 - Give it! - You're tall enough. 1449 01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,875 - [singing] One hop this time. 1450 01:28:08,917 --> 01:28:10,792 One hop this time. 1451 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:12,667 Right foot, two stomps. 1452 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:14,583 - Shit, I'll be there. 1453 01:28:14,625 --> 01:28:16,708 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1454 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:18,458 - [singing] Slide to the right. 1455 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,292 - Are you okay? Are you good? 1456 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:21,875 Relax, relax. - Hey! 1457 01:28:21,917 --> 01:28:24,000 - God damn it. 1458 01:28:24,042 --> 01:28:26,042 - Hey, don't push my mom. 1459 01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:28,333 - [singing] Let's go to work. 1460 01:28:28,375 --> 01:28:29,875 - Mom? - [singing] To the left. 1461 01:28:29,917 --> 01:28:30,958 - Hey! 1462 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,708 - [singing] Take it back now, y'all. 1463 01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:33,792 - Damn! 1464 01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:41,250 - Andrew, there are boundaries that come with a professional gig. 1465 01:28:41,292 --> 01:28:44,083 Every profession has those boundaries. 1466 01:28:44,125 --> 01:28:48,250 - Okay, but the way you put that man to sleep, slapped that guy. 1467 01:28:48,292 --> 01:28:49,708 - Andrew, this isn't funny. 1468 01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:51,375 - Mom, I'm sorry that you got slugged. 1469 01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:54,833 But those kids that Rodrigo and David were fighting are pricks. 1470 01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:55,792 Every kid in their grade is 1471 01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:58,625 gonna sleep very well tonight knowing they got their asses kicked, 1472 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,125 along with that prick dad. 1473 01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:01,250 Now they won't fuck with people. 1474 01:29:01,292 --> 01:29:04,542 - The language... - Yeah, it was worth it, Mom and Greg. 1475 01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:07,542 - Yeah, I've been waiting to kick their asses for three years now. 1476 01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:08,667 - Unbelievable. 1477 01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:11,458 - And, Greg, that was the meanest right hook I've ever seen, my boy. 1478 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:14,250 - Yeah, Greg, I did not know you could move like that. 1479 01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:16,042 What are you, Jake Paul? 1480 01:29:16,083 --> 01:29:19,333 [laughter] 1481 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:22,417 - [giggling] - I knew you would like that, home dog. 1482 01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:25,375 He literally fell asleep. 1483 01:29:27,125 --> 01:29:28,917 - Well, no one hits your mother. 1484 01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:39,042 - Mom, it's not on the table. 1485 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:41,250 - Did you look in my bag? - Yes, it's not there. 1486 01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:42,917 - Well, I don't know. Maybe it's on my bedside table. 1487 01:29:42,958 --> 01:29:43,792 - Okay. 1488 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:46,625 - Look, I really don't want you to drive right now. 1489 01:29:46,667 --> 01:29:49,583 - Greg, I had one drink. - Where are you going? 1490 01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:52,750 - I'm going to my friend's house because she's sick and I want to go check on her. 1491 01:29:52,792 --> 01:29:54,833 - Why are you in such a hurry? - I'm not in a hurry. 1492 01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:56,958 You need to put ice on that. It looks horrible. 1493 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,250 David, can you come upstairs with me? 1494 01:29:58,292 --> 01:30:03,375 And, you guys, ice your fists, 'cause of your punches. 1495 01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:04,958 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 1496 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,000 David, come up here. 1497 01:30:10,083 --> 01:30:11,333 - I'm really sorry. 1498 01:30:11,375 --> 01:30:14,542 I was having a bad 24 hours. 1499 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:15,708 - It's okay. 1500 01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:18,000 - It's not okay, but I'm really sorry. 1501 01:30:20,125 --> 01:30:22,583 Did you have your first kiss tonight? - No. 1502 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:23,708 - You didn't? That's good. 1503 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:27,750 That's actually really, really good because I realized something. 1504 01:30:27,792 --> 01:30:30,000 My lessons sucked. 1505 01:30:30,042 --> 01:30:31,375 They were, like, super misleading. 1506 01:30:31,417 --> 01:30:33,625 I kept telling you that it was all about Margaret 1507 01:30:33,667 --> 01:30:36,583 and about, like, giving her all your attention, 1508 01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:40,667 but I forgot to say that you have to pay attention to yourself too. 1509 01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:42,458 It's not easy, like we were saying. 1510 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:45,208 It's actually really hard. 1511 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:48,875 Because you got to go for what you want too. 1512 01:30:48,917 --> 01:30:50,750 Kissing is for two people to enjoy. 1513 01:30:53,917 --> 01:30:56,750 I got to go. 1514 01:30:56,792 --> 01:30:59,292 Really, really, really awesome shit tonight. 1515 01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:03,042 I'm so proud to be your big brother. 1516 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:04,250 Love you. 1517 01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:06,458 - Andrew? - Yes. What? 1518 01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:11,417 - Good luck. - Thank you. 1519 01:31:24,250 --> 01:31:26,667 Hey. 1520 01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:27,667 - Hi. 1521 01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:31,042 - Hi. Are you sick? 1522 01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:34,083 - No, I just didn't want to go to the party. 1523 01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:35,875 What are you-- It's not over. 1524 01:31:35,917 --> 01:31:36,958 - It's not. 1525 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,958 I just wanted to come and tell you something 1526 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:42,917 'cause I feel like I'm not gonna get another chance to tell you... 1527 01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:46,542 that I feel like you don't want to get married, 1528 01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:48,208 so I don't think that you should. 1529 01:31:50,167 --> 01:31:52,708 And I love you. 1530 01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:55,208 - You don't love me. - Yeah, I do. 1531 01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:01,917 And more than anything, I just want you to be happy. 1532 01:32:05,375 --> 01:32:06,875 - I am happy. 1533 01:32:11,250 --> 01:32:15,417 When I'm with you, I feel so alive. 1534 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:18,875 And I feel so special. 1535 01:32:18,917 --> 01:32:22,833 But that's because it's all... 1536 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,208 possibility. 1537 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:28,917 We're not in a relationship. 1538 01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:30,542 - But what if we were in a relationship? 1539 01:32:30,583 --> 01:32:32,083 - I don't know. 1540 01:32:34,333 --> 01:32:37,167 And I don't want to know, 1541 01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:39,875 because you are 22 1542 01:32:39,917 --> 01:32:42,375 and you deserve so much more than this. 1543 01:32:42,417 --> 01:32:44,667 You can't just decide that you love somebody, 1544 01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:47,000 and then that's that and everything's great. 1545 01:32:47,042 --> 01:32:48,583 - Yes, you can. - No, you can't. 1546 01:32:48,625 --> 01:32:51,583 - Yes, you can. You can. 1547 01:32:55,917 --> 01:32:58,458 - You don't even know who you are yet. 1548 01:32:59,917 --> 01:33:03,750 Giving your heart to somebody is... 1549 01:33:03,792 --> 01:33:06,167 the scariest, 1550 01:33:06,208 --> 01:33:08,958 most dangerous, 1551 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:13,417 most perplexing thing. 1552 01:33:13,458 --> 01:33:15,708 - What if we just kiss? Maybe it'll change your mind? 1553 01:33:15,750 --> 01:33:16,667 - [chuckles] 1554 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:20,708 No. 1555 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,042 I want to marry him. 1556 01:33:27,417 --> 01:33:29,292 I do. I really want to marry him. 1557 01:33:29,333 --> 01:33:33,875 And I know that it doesn't seem like that, because of what I do, 1558 01:33:33,917 --> 01:33:35,458 but I want that. 1559 01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:37,167 It's just that I'm so scared. 1560 01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:40,167 [sniffles] 1561 01:33:40,208 --> 01:33:43,708 Because the first one left. He left me. 1562 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:52,833 - Marrying Joseph is the thing that will help you the most. 1563 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:53,917 - What? 1564 01:33:53,958 --> 01:33:56,917 - The other night you said that the things that really scare you 1565 01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:59,500 are the things that are gonna help you the most. 1566 01:33:59,542 --> 01:34:02,958 I thought that you were... 1567 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,875 I thought that you were talking about me. 1568 01:34:05,917 --> 01:34:09,583 Because I'm a--an idiot. 1569 01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:11,625 [car approaching] 1570 01:34:22,708 --> 01:34:23,875 [car locks] 1571 01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:29,917 [somber music] 1572 01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:42,917 [car starts] 1573 01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:44,083 [knocks on window] 1574 01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:46,458 I'm really sorry. - Roll the window down. 1575 01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:52,667 - I'm really sorry, man. I'm--I'm a dumb kid. 1576 01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:54,500 - I know. 1577 01:34:54,542 --> 01:34:55,750 It's okay. 1578 01:34:59,083 --> 01:35:01,125 Thanks for looking out for Lola tonight. 1579 01:35:03,042 --> 01:35:06,000 Andrew, look at me for a second. 1580 01:35:06,042 --> 01:35:09,125 Thanks for looking out for my family. 1581 01:35:09,167 --> 01:35:11,750 You good to drive? - Yeah. 1582 01:35:17,792 --> 01:35:20,875 [sobbing] 1583 01:35:29,542 --> 01:35:31,333 I'm drunk as hell. 1584 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:58,208 Mom, can you--can you pick me up in Greg's car right now? 1585 01:36:00,042 --> 01:36:01,833 Yeah, I'm safe. 1586 01:36:01,875 --> 01:36:04,417 Everything is just, like, a mess. 1587 01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:07,750 [sobbing] 1588 01:36:07,792 --> 01:36:13,792 [Homeschool's "Smartest Man"] 1589 01:36:17,875 --> 01:36:22,000 - [singing] The boy asked me, "Do you think I'm good?" 1590 01:36:24,083 --> 01:36:29,750 I said, "That's a good question. That's a good question." 1591 01:36:29,792 --> 01:36:31,000 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 1592 01:36:31,042 --> 01:36:35,292 - [singing] And as I stood there and made his food, 1593 01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:40,417 I thought, it's a pretty good sign that you're even asking. 1594 01:36:43,583 --> 01:36:46,250 I think there's a kernel of truth. 1595 01:36:49,292 --> 01:36:52,333 And the thought that no matter what you do. 1596 01:36:56,083 --> 01:36:59,250 It's like the whole world... 1597 01:36:59,292 --> 01:37:02,333 It's like the whole world... 1598 01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:07,375 It's like the whole world is doing it too. 1599 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:15,125 I wanna go diving or get struck by lightning 1600 01:37:15,167 --> 01:37:21,125 so I can feel the current in my hands. 1601 01:37:21,167 --> 01:37:27,167 I wanna start a family just to see if they can stand me. 1602 01:37:27,208 --> 01:37:33,167 They'll know I'm not the smartest man. 1603 01:37:35,875 --> 01:37:37,750 - Hello? - Hey. It's me. 1604 01:37:37,792 --> 01:37:38,792 [door shuts] 1605 01:37:38,833 --> 01:37:40,417 I got off early. 1606 01:37:40,458 --> 01:37:42,708 Can I get David? 1607 01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,125 - Yeah. 1608 01:37:44,167 --> 01:37:46,042 - Are your keys in here? - Yeah. 1609 01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:49,833 - Mother? - Mm-hmm? 1610 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:52,958 - Can I tell you something? - Mm-hmm. 1611 01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:57,375 - I'm really sorry I gave you that black eye. 1612 01:37:57,417 --> 01:37:58,750 It's the first thing that I wanted to say. 1613 01:37:58,792 --> 01:38:01,708 It looks really cool. though. 1614 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:04,083 And I also want to tell you that 1615 01:38:04,125 --> 01:38:06,458 I have decided I'm not going to Barcelona. 1616 01:38:08,958 --> 01:38:12,958 But I do think I'm gonna move out soon. 1617 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:16,417 I realized I have enough money. 1618 01:38:16,458 --> 01:38:18,417 But I don't think I'm gonna move very far. 1619 01:38:22,250 --> 01:38:23,708 - That sounds great, babe. 1620 01:38:28,417 --> 01:38:31,667 - I've been passing our old house on the way to work. 1621 01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:33,833 Like, I walk by it every day. 1622 01:38:33,875 --> 01:38:35,958 - You have? - Yes. 1623 01:38:37,708 --> 01:38:40,750 And I feel really happy every time I pass it. 1624 01:38:42,917 --> 01:38:44,417 And I just want you to know that... 1625 01:38:48,083 --> 01:38:51,958 Like, I have this urge to tell you that I had a really great childhood. 1626 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:54,208 And I think you're really a great mother. 1627 01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:56,667 I hope you know that I think that. 1628 01:39:00,958 --> 01:39:03,250 And I also really love your new house. 1629 01:39:03,292 --> 01:39:05,583 And I'm really happy that you're happy. 1630 01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:09,375 - Are you trying to kill me? 1631 01:39:09,417 --> 01:39:10,667 [both laugh] 1632 01:39:10,708 --> 01:39:13,667 [sentimental music] 1633 01:39:13,708 --> 01:39:15,500 That's sweet. 1634 01:39:22,417 --> 01:39:25,417 [thunder rumbles] 1635 01:39:31,375 --> 01:39:32,458 [notification chimes] 1636 01:39:58,417 --> 01:39:59,750 - Hey? - Hi. 1637 01:40:01,458 --> 01:40:04,500 For some reason I was afraid I was never gonna see you again. 1638 01:40:04,542 --> 01:40:09,333 - Well, I usually don't pick up David, but today, I got off work early, so. 1639 01:40:17,042 --> 01:40:19,708 - You really caught me off-guard the other night. 1640 01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:23,417 I just didn't have a chance to think about what I wanted to say to you. 1641 01:40:25,583 --> 01:40:28,750 It's not just that I'm afraid of commitment 1642 01:40:28,792 --> 01:40:31,292 because I've been left before. 1643 01:40:31,333 --> 01:40:34,208 - It's because you're deeply in love with me? 1644 01:40:34,250 --> 01:40:36,583 - Yeah. [both laugh] 1645 01:40:38,417 --> 01:40:42,292 But what I was gonna say is that 1646 01:40:42,333 --> 01:40:47,292 it is really hard for me to accept the fact that 1647 01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:50,708 until I leave Earth, 1648 01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:55,792 I'm gonna have always been so tangled. 1649 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:04,208 She came when I was so young, and... 1650 01:41:06,875 --> 01:41:12,875 And then, everything from there was defined by her stages. 1651 01:41:12,917 --> 01:41:15,542 And then, Joseph came along, 1652 01:41:15,583 --> 01:41:19,583 and I'm so thankful, but for the rest of my life, 1653 01:41:19,625 --> 01:41:22,417 everything is going to be defined by them. 1654 01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:28,083 But you... 1655 01:41:28,125 --> 01:41:30,750 You only have you. 1656 01:41:30,792 --> 01:41:35,625 And how scary, but how amazing. 1657 01:41:35,667 --> 01:41:38,917 You can just figure things out, 1658 01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:42,292 and you don't have to worry about bringing another person into it. 1659 01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:46,000 - Yeah. 1660 01:41:48,125 --> 01:41:49,958 I think you're so great. 1661 01:41:52,125 --> 01:41:55,208 I'm really sorry that-- - It's okay. 1662 01:42:06,250 --> 01:42:08,583 - Well, dang. This sucks. - What does? 1663 01:42:08,625 --> 01:42:10,917 - You just gave me, like, your farewell speech, 1664 01:42:10,958 --> 01:42:12,625 so this means we're saying goodbye. 1665 01:42:12,667 --> 01:42:13,500 - [chuckles] 1666 01:42:20,250 --> 01:42:26,250 [somber music] 1667 01:42:33,042 --> 01:42:34,417 - I should go. 1668 01:42:34,458 --> 01:42:37,083 David doesn't think that I'm parking, 1669 01:42:37,125 --> 01:42:39,417 so I should get in the carpool line. 1670 01:42:41,042 --> 01:42:42,125 And I don't want to see Lola. 1671 01:42:42,167 --> 01:42:45,292 I realized the other day that I probably won't see her much anymore, 1672 01:42:45,333 --> 01:42:48,417 and that makes a lot of sense to me. 1673 01:42:48,458 --> 01:42:50,583 - Yeah, but that makes me really sad. 1674 01:42:50,625 --> 01:42:51,833 - Yeah, it makes me-- 1675 01:42:54,333 --> 01:42:55,917 It makes me really sad too. 1676 01:42:55,958 --> 01:42:57,708 - Gosh, you're really sweet. 1677 01:42:57,750 --> 01:42:59,958 - No, I'm not. I just really love you guys. 1678 01:43:02,750 --> 01:43:06,417 But my memories aren't going anywhere. 1679 01:43:06,458 --> 01:43:08,250 - Neither will mine. 1680 01:43:10,125 --> 01:43:12,250 And neither will hers. 1681 01:43:13,083 --> 01:43:15,292 - [sniffles] Okay. 1682 01:43:15,333 --> 01:43:18,917 Well...bye. 1683 01:43:25,208 --> 01:43:26,875 - Oh, wait. Hold on. - Yes. 1684 01:43:26,917 --> 01:43:32,708 - I was--I was gonna try and get you this, um, card. 1685 01:43:32,750 --> 01:43:37,542 I was gonna mail it, and then, I don't have-- 1686 01:43:37,583 --> 01:43:38,583 - You don't have my address. 1687 01:43:38,625 --> 01:43:40,833 - No, I don't really know anything about you. 1688 01:43:40,875 --> 01:43:42,250 - [chuckles] 1689 01:43:42,292 --> 01:43:44,208 - But you can have it. - Thank you. 1690 01:43:47,583 --> 01:43:50,292 By the way, I do think I'm a soul mate. 1691 01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:53,875 But I know that Joseph is too. 1692 01:44:01,417 --> 01:44:02,708 [sniffles] 1693 01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:41,583 - Okay. 1694 01:44:41,625 --> 01:44:42,583 Whoo! 1695 01:45:09,333 --> 01:45:10,333 Whoo! 1696 01:45:16,083 --> 01:45:19,208 - Do you want to talk about it? 1697 01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:21,667 - No, not right now. Maybe later. 1698 01:45:21,708 --> 01:45:23,958 Thank you for asking. 1699 01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:26,208 - Well, I'll probably end up doing homework 1700 01:45:26,250 --> 01:45:29,750 at the dining room table, so whenever you're ready. 1701 01:45:33,292 --> 01:45:36,292 - David, I want to be friends forever, okay? 1702 01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:38,875 - Okay. 1703 01:45:38,917 --> 01:45:41,292 - Can I tell you something sad, though? 1704 01:45:41,333 --> 01:45:44,417 I think I'm not gonna be living in your room much longer. 1705 01:45:44,458 --> 01:45:49,000 I think it's probably time I find my own place, right? 1706 01:45:49,042 --> 01:45:51,083 - Yeah. I mean, that's probably right. 1707 01:45:51,125 --> 01:45:53,333 It's a pretty tight space. 1708 01:45:53,375 --> 01:45:56,417 - Yes. It is a very tight space. 1709 01:45:58,500 --> 01:46:01,458 - Did you talk to Margaret today? 1710 01:46:01,500 --> 01:46:05,625 - Um, yeah. We did some talking. 1711 01:46:09,125 --> 01:46:11,708 - What? Shut your ass up right now. 1712 01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:14,542 Did you have your first kiss today? 1713 01:46:14,583 --> 01:46:16,750 You had your first kiss today? 1714 01:46:16,792 --> 01:46:18,125 What are you talking about right now? 1715 01:46:18,167 --> 01:46:19,500 At school? 1716 01:46:19,542 --> 01:46:20,708 Oh, my God. 1717 01:46:20,750 --> 01:46:23,042 Okay, so we're getting home right now, 1718 01:46:23,083 --> 01:46:25,708 you're gonna do your homework so freaking fast, 1719 01:46:25,750 --> 01:46:28,208 and then you're gonna tell me every single solitary detail. 1720 01:46:28,250 --> 01:46:30,417 And then we're gonna break into Greg's secret fridge 1721 01:46:30,458 --> 01:46:32,333 and pop some bottles before he gets home. 1722 01:47:01,917 --> 01:47:03,042 Hey. 1723 01:47:04,833 --> 01:47:06,875 Why do you look upset? - [sniffles] 1724 01:47:06,917 --> 01:47:10,333 - Why do you look upset? 1725 01:47:10,375 --> 01:47:11,833 What's going on? - [sniffles] 1726 01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:18,792 I think I'm a little heartbroken too. 1727 01:47:18,833 --> 01:47:21,542 - What? Margaret? 1728 01:47:21,583 --> 01:47:24,875 - [sniffles] No, it's... 1729 01:47:24,917 --> 01:47:28,417 I'm gonna miss you. [sniffles] 1730 01:47:28,458 --> 01:47:30,125 - Oh. 1731 01:47:30,167 --> 01:47:31,667 Oh, hey. 1732 01:47:31,708 --> 01:47:37,375 - [singing] She told me to calm down and grabbed me something to drink. 1733 01:47:37,417 --> 01:47:40,125 That's not what I need. 1734 01:47:40,167 --> 01:47:42,792 - I'm gonna miss you too, man. 1735 01:47:42,833 --> 01:47:45,750 - [singing] Know every word to the song. 1736 01:47:45,792 --> 01:47:48,333 Eyes on the ivory. 1737 01:47:48,375 --> 01:47:51,125 I want to hear it ornately. 1738 01:47:51,167 --> 01:47:54,458 No need to pretend. 1739 01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:59,875 Do you have the tools? 1740 01:47:59,917 --> 01:48:04,625 I don't think you do. 1741 01:48:04,667 --> 01:48:07,417 Listen before you think. 1742 01:48:07,458 --> 01:48:10,042 Comes as easy as side B. 1743 01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:12,833 No need to pretend. 1744 01:48:12,875 --> 01:48:15,583 Try to make the best of it. 1745 01:48:15,625 --> 01:48:18,375 You'll become smarter, I bet. 1746 01:48:18,417 --> 01:48:21,083 No need to forget. 1747 01:48:21,125 --> 01:48:23,833 How you look isn't important. 1748 01:48:23,875 --> 01:48:27,292 No need to miss that. 1749 01:48:27,333 --> 01:48:32,625 Do you have the tools? 1750 01:48:32,667 --> 01:48:38,208 I don't think you do. 1751 01:48:38,250 --> 01:48:43,583 Do you have the tools? 1752 01:48:43,625 --> 01:48:48,917 I don't think you do. 1753 01:48:48,958 --> 01:48:54,958 You do. 1754 01:48:55,625 --> 01:48:58,625 [vocalizing] 1755 01:49:02,167 --> 01:49:04,875 No need to pretend. 1756 01:49:04,917 --> 01:49:07,792 No need to pretend. 1757 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:12,167 No need to pretend. 1758 01:49:12,208 --> 01:49:15,208 [vocalizing] 1759 01:49:35,583 --> 01:49:41,708 [gentle music] 1760 01:51:47,667 --> 01:51:53,667 [bright music]