1 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:49,384 ["The Show Goes On" plays] 2 00:01:05,358 --> 00:01:07,569 [no audible dialogue] 3 00:01:42,187 --> 00:01:44,022 [music continues] 4 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:54,824 -All I can see is they're flicking---Mom, Mom. 5 00:01:54,908 --> 00:01:56,660 -Hey, honey.-Can we talk in the hall? 6 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:58,370 Yeah. 7 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:00,747 Just one sec. 8 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:05,710 Wait, what? What is it?Is everything okay? 9 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,212 I'm in love, Mom. 10 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,048 Shut up. Who? 11 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,092 -Bella.-[mouthing] Who? 12 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,635 The girl leading the dances. 13 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:15,470 [gasps] Oh. 14 00:02:15,554 --> 00:02:18,682 I know she's old,but I think she's in love with me too. 15 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:20,517 Okay. 16 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,980 -Are we sure, babe?-Yes. 17 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:26,856 [sighs] 18 00:02:27,399 --> 00:02:28,400 Okay. 19 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:30,485 Sure, sure? 20 00:02:30,569 --> 00:02:31,570 -Yes.-Okay. 21 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,413 -I'll be right back.-Where are you going? 22 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:43,123 -I'll meet you in the car.-Where you going? 23 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,833 Just go to the car, please. 24 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:51,840 Hmm. 25 00:02:51,923 --> 00:02:54,301 -Andrew! Superstar!-Hi. 26 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:56,803 You and I worked up a sweat tonight, huh? 27 00:02:58,138 --> 00:02:59,890 Yeah, I guess we did. Um-- 28 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:04,477 Do you think I will ever see you again? 29 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:06,021 Maybe for a date? 30 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:10,525 I know I'm young,but maybe we can, like, look-- 31 00:03:10,609 --> 00:03:12,235 [stammers] I mean, um-- 32 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:15,071 Maybe we can just, like-- 33 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:18,617 [sighs] I'm sorry, I'm really nervous. 34 00:03:19,284 --> 00:03:21,828 Well, this is the most flatteredI've ever felt. 35 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,415 But… 36 00:03:28,752 --> 00:03:29,794 I'm old. 37 00:03:29,878 --> 00:03:32,380 [radio host speaks indistinctly] 38 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:41,640 -I actually need that.-I need it. 39 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:55,612 The hell you doing? 40 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,031 My baby's heartbroken. 41 00:03:59,366 --> 00:04:00,951 [strains] 42 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:02,535 [sighs] 43 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:10,418 ["Clear Bones" plays] 44 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:25,577 {\an8}-Mmm. [kisses]-[giggles] 45 00:05:26,912 --> 00:05:28,330 What are you gonna do? 46 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:29,539 Kiss you. [kisses] 47 00:05:29,623 --> 00:05:31,875 [chuckles] After college. 48 00:05:34,961 --> 00:05:36,213 Answer my question. 49 00:05:36,296 --> 00:05:39,049 I did. I'm going to kiss you after college 50 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,927 because I-- I've decidedI'm going to Barcelona with you. 51 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,470 That's not funny. 52 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,640 You're super drunk. 53 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:48,558 No, I'm not. 54 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:49,935 [sighs] 55 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,103 Okay. 56 00:06:05,492 --> 00:06:07,285 [Andrew groaning] 57 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:12,540 Just tell me what you're gonna do. 58 00:06:12,624 --> 00:06:14,167 I've told you what I'm gonna do. 59 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:16,169 I'm gonna go home, 60 00:06:16,795 --> 00:06:19,923 and I'm gonna finda really great nonprofit to work at. 61 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:23,176 So, you just want, like,chili on the corn dog? 62 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:28,181 Do you want it, like, as a dipping sauce,or do you really want it on the corn dog? 63 00:06:28,265 --> 00:06:30,267 Hey, Maya. This is Andrew. 64 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:35,021 Hello, Maya. This is Andrew. 65 00:06:35,105 --> 00:06:38,692 I'm at Meat Sticks right now,bored out of my mind, 66 00:06:38,775 --> 00:06:43,405 and I'm thinking of you, and I hopeyou're having a nice time in Barcelona. 67 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:45,448 Did you ask your brother about tonight? 68 00:06:45,532 --> 00:06:47,158 [sibling] Um, no, I forgot. 69 00:06:47,242 --> 00:06:48,535 Ask me what? 70 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,912 To take me to a bat mitzvah party. 71 00:06:50,996 --> 00:06:52,497 Well, where is it, little punk? 72 00:06:52,581 --> 00:06:54,082 Space Events in Englewood. 73 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:55,166 Thank you, little punk. 74 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:58,044 It's Cath's daughter, Pheeb.Macy's sister. 75 00:06:58,128 --> 00:06:59,880 Cath hates me right now,so I'm not gonna go. 76 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:01,131 But I sent money. 77 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:02,299 Is Macy in town? 78 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:04,050 Yeah. I saw her at the service. 79 00:07:04,134 --> 00:07:06,011 I told her you were here. You should go. 80 00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:07,220 She'd be thrilled. 81 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:09,806 Would that cramp your style? 82 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:10,932 -No.-No. 83 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:12,517 Do you have a crush on Phoebe? 84 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:13,602 No. 85 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:15,896 If she looks anything like Macy,you're a fucking liar. 86 00:07:15,979 --> 00:07:18,648 -Language, buddy. Hmm?-It's fine, Greg. I'm 12. 87 00:07:18,732 --> 00:07:21,234 He doesn't have crushes.He has a girlfriend. 88 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:22,527 Shut the hell up. 89 00:07:22,611 --> 00:07:24,112 -You have a girlfriend?-[Andrew's mom laughs] 90 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:26,823 Girlfriend and puberty?Puberty and a girlfriend? 91 00:07:26,907 --> 00:07:28,658 -Yes.-Margaret. 92 00:07:28,742 --> 00:07:31,286 -[laughing]-[laughs, squeals] Mar-- 93 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:33,580 -Fuck off. That is like---No, uh-uh. No, Andrew. 94 00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:35,832 We're not in a Tulane dormitoryright now, okay? 95 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:39,794 Yes, you're right. Sorry.We're in a 60-year-old's bachelor pad. 96 00:07:39,878 --> 00:07:41,046 No cursing. 97 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:42,964 I'm just kidding. 98 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:44,507 Kidding. 99 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:47,510 My mom did a great job redecorating. 100 00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:48,970 [Andrew's mom chuckling] 101 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,513 Yeah. She sure did. 102 00:07:50,597 --> 00:07:52,724 [chuckling] 103 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:55,060 Why does Cath hate you? 104 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,145 I had a moment last week. 105 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:01,024 Your mother had a… [sighs] 106 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:02,567 …manic episode. 107 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:13,328 Greg, I feel like your purpose on Earthis to make things weird. 108 00:08:14,913 --> 00:08:15,914 Do you? 109 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:17,082 [Andrew] Mmm, yeah. 110 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:19,960 All right. Let me take a look at you. 111 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,295 Looking sharp. 112 00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:24,130 Tsk-tsk-tsk. Tsk-tsk-tsk. 113 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:25,966 Wait. Turn around. Let me see something. 114 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:28,218 Spank. 115 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:30,971 I can't believe you're crashingmy little sister's bat mitzvah. 116 00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:32,972 I know. I didn't even go to the service. 117 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:34,390 I'm here 'cause my mom's skipping, 118 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:37,226 and David needs a family memberwith him at all times. 119 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,852 -That's not true.-I'm just kidding. 120 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:40,188 Is your mom okay? 121 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:43,358 Uh, yes. Yeah.I didn't really hear what happened. 122 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:45,026 Yeah, neither did I. 123 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:46,278 I think she's okay. 124 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:48,530 "Is Cath okay?"is the more important question. 125 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:49,906 Cath is great. 126 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:52,701 She loves your mom.She loves every mom, really. 127 00:08:52,784 --> 00:08:56,413 Except this one crazy onethat, um, used to sub at Newark. 128 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:59,791 And apparently, she fucked Mr. Charleboisin the cafeteria bathroom. 129 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,669 Mr. Charlebois our principal? 130 00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:05,672 I forgot you were here. Fuck.I keep forgetting I'm around children. 131 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,966 [electronic dance music plays] 132 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,639 Pheeb starting off strongwith the innocuous games theme. 133 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:17,183 You know, it was going to be"Under the Sea with Pheeb," 134 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:18,643 but she had to call a last-minute audible 135 00:09:18,727 --> 00:09:21,521 'cause her bitch friend, Gigi Rothman,is obsessed with Little Mermaid, 136 00:09:21,605 --> 00:09:23,106 and she forced her to change it. 137 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,774 -What a bitch.-Bitch. 138 00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:26,484 -Bitch.-Yeah. 139 00:09:26,568 --> 00:09:28,320 Do you have a job now or… 140 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:31,239 We're not allowed to talk about jobsat the bat mitzvah party, actually. 141 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:34,409 Okay. So you either don't have a jobor you have a bad job. 142 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,703 -I have a bad job. Yeah.-Yeah, see? 143 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:40,540 [groans] It's the crazy mom. 144 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:43,543 That's the mom I was just talking about. 145 00:09:43,627 --> 00:09:47,756 I am looking at a high schoolerwith her stunning French au pair. 146 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:50,133 [Macy] That's a mom and her kid. 147 00:09:50,217 --> 00:09:52,510 So she was, like, a tween mom maybe. 148 00:09:52,594 --> 00:09:55,013 No, that kid's in Davidand Phoebe's grade. 149 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:58,433 I think she's autistic or something.So, her mom had her start school late. 150 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:01,478 [Andrew]That's just terrible for both of them. 151 00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:03,313 Cath thinks she smokes crack. 152 00:10:03,396 --> 00:10:04,481 The autistic girl? 153 00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,566 Can I have a vodka cranberry, please? 154 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,361 No, actually, can I get a vodka soda? 155 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,446 Actually, no. Vodka cranberry. 156 00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:18,495 [bat mitzvah DJ] Thirteen! Let's do this! 157 00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:21,915 [bat mitzvah DJ] Let's go. 158 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,336 Come on, everybody. Oh, there we go. 159 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,421 [guest 1] Come on, Phoebe.That's it. You'll be great. 160 00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:30,215 [bat mitzvah DJ] Getting it started. 161 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,801 Whoo. 162 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,388 [bat mitzvah DJ] Oh, no. 163 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:39,975 Uh-oh. Here comes Mom. Take cover. 164 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,562 [guest 2] Whoo-hoo! 165 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:47,524 [bat mitzvah DJ] Go, Mom! Go, Mom! Whoo! 166 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,486 Move that thang. Yeah. 167 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,488 [speaks indistinctly] 168 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:01,580 Boys. What's going on over here? 169 00:11:01,663 --> 00:11:04,207 Are we not gonna--Are we not gonna dance at some point? 170 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:07,335 What about you, sir? Don't you havea girlfriend you should be dancing with? 171 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:08,670 I don't really talk to her. 172 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:10,088 Oh, great. 173 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:13,049 What about you, Rod?You seem like a real shot of life. 174 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,718 Why are you not on the floor?Do you not dance? 175 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:16,720 I can dance. This music just sucks. 176 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:18,513 I agree with you. I really agree with you. 177 00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:22,267 Is there a songthat would get you dancing? 178 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:25,145 "Fooly Cooly" by BoyBand. 179 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:27,355 If I get DJ Rich to play that song, 180 00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:30,066 do you promise that you willdance your freaking butt off? 181 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:32,652 Yes. That'd be so freaking hype. 182 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:41,411 Nice work. You want me to beat youin tic-tac-toe? 183 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:44,247 Or do you wanna mingle a little bit? 184 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:46,374 You wanna head home? 185 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,543 You're not going to beat me. 186 00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:50,045 Oh, I think I'm gonna beat you. 187 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,839 I think I'm gonna kick your cute ass. 188 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:56,551 [DJ Rich]Ah, shit! Come on. Play the song, baby! 189 00:11:58,762 --> 00:12:00,805 ["Fooly Cooly" plays] 190 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,351 Do you wanna be X's or O's? 191 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,561 -O's.-X's. [chuckles] 192 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:08,146 Hi, honey. [chuckles] 193 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:11,358 -I haven't seen you in such a long time.-Oh, I know. 194 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:12,567 I wish your mom was here. 195 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,195 -I will tell her you said that.-Please do. 196 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:16,696 Did you get a job yet? 197 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:20,867 Your daughter asked me the same question,and I don't have a great answer. 198 00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:25,664 But you don't have a party starterhere tonight, so that is my job. 199 00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:26,957 And it'll be free of charge. 200 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,125 We thought DJ Rich would be enough, so… 201 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,920 You were super wrong,'cause he's really bad at his job. 202 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:35,173 But it's okay because,table four, I have a question. 203 00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:37,509 Do we like the song called "Funky Town"? 204 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,427 ["Funky Town" plays] 205 00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:42,097 We shouldn't go dance, should we? 206 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:45,517 -We definitely should not do that. Yeah.-Are you sure? 207 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:49,563 You can put your headphones on,and we can just go in the corner. 208 00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:52,315 Nobody's dancing with their motherwith headphones on. 209 00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:55,402 Hey. Um, do you two dance? 210 00:12:57,404 --> 00:12:58,613 Sometimes. 211 00:12:58,697 --> 00:13:01,449 Um, but we're not feeling it right now. 212 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,868 So maybe in a bit. 213 00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:05,745 Amazing. Well, yeah, no rush at all. 214 00:13:05,829 --> 00:13:10,125 But, um, tonight is the night, so… 215 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,044 What night? 216 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,337 Did you say "what night"? 217 00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:16,882 No, I did not. My mother did. 218 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,967 [Andrew]Oh. Um, what's your mother's name? 219 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,385 Her name is Domino. 220 00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:21,803 Domino. I'm Andrew. 221 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:23,013 Hi, Andrew. 222 00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:24,723 Can I ask your name? 223 00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:25,807 Lola. 224 00:13:25,891 --> 00:13:27,267 Your name is Lola? 225 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,520 That's-- That's literallymy favorite name of all time. 226 00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:32,814 My mother, Domino, named me. 227 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,860 Well, Domino, to answer your question-- 228 00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:39,738 -What was your question?-[Domino chuckles] 229 00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:43,617 You said, "Tonight's the night."And I said, "What night?" 230 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,620 Tonight is the nightthat you and Lola dance your booties off. 231 00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:50,123 There is no rush at all. No hurry. 232 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,960 Just know that nobody on the dance flooris gonna have nearly as much fun 233 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,546 if you guys aren't there, so… 234 00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:01,134 Oh. I don't know how to moonwalk. 235 00:14:02,969 --> 00:14:04,221 [guests cheering] 236 00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:23,156 Yeah! 237 00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,411 Go, Pheeb! 238 00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:31,706 ["Into Blue" plays] 239 00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:49,349 Hey. 240 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:51,309 Hi. 241 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,353 What are you gonna get? 242 00:14:54,563 --> 00:14:56,481 I am gonna try to find something 243 00:14:56,565 --> 00:15:00,360 that will give me some courageto ask Lola to slow dance. 244 00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:03,405 That is very sweet, but she won't dance. 245 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:04,948 [chuckles] It's okay. 246 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:06,616 Um… 247 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,535 Lola's autistic. 248 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:11,871 That's why she's working on her cubeat the bat mitzvah party. 249 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:15,500 Not because the party's, um, 250 00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,377 -game-themed. Yes.-Game-themed. 251 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,297 Is that hard? 252 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,090 Yeah, the cu-- It's really hard. 253 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:24,718 I can't do it for the life of me,but she's really good at it. 254 00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:27,137 -I meant the---I know what you meant. 255 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:30,098 Um, nope. I mean, sometimes. 256 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,434 But not because of her. 257 00:15:34,269 --> 00:15:35,270 I'm sorry. 258 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:38,106 Sometimes I think I'm autistic. 259 00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:40,901 You do? 260 00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:45,155 Well… no. 261 00:15:47,449 --> 00:15:48,950 -That wasn't real.-It happened. 262 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,535 -I'm really sorry.-I'm gonna remember it. 263 00:15:50,619 --> 00:15:53,830 I do think I could get her-- I thinkI could get her on the dance floor. 264 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:56,082 I will give you $1,000. 265 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,834 Like you'd bet me $1,000? 266 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,502 -No, I'd just give it to you.-No. 267 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:02,255 Okay, well, that's no fun.How about I bet you-- 268 00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:04,633 I'll bet you $300I can get her on the dance floor. 269 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:04,734 [hip-hop music plays] 270 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,032 This kid rocks. 271 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,492 He's adorable. 272 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,786 He's even making me not hate Hoochie Slut. 273 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,997 Cathy,that is not even close to appropriate. 274 00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:19,123 She fucked my husband. 275 00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:21,668 -She did not fuck Todd. Why would she?-I can say whatever I want. 276 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,795 It wouldn't have been as much funif you weren't there. 277 00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:25,338 I mean, that's entirely true. 278 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,549 But when I'm not there,just don't be shy. Dance. 279 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:28,842 You're a really good dancer. 280 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:31,845 Margaret was so smitten with you. 281 00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:34,973 Girls love good dancers,and the boys do too. 282 00:17:35,557 --> 00:17:36,808 Why do you think I'm gay? 283 00:17:36,892 --> 00:17:39,519 I just think you shouldn't sayfor certain who you are 284 00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,479 until, like, junior year of college. 285 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:43,273 What happens junior year? 286 00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:44,774 -Lots of things.-Andrew. 287 00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:47,777 -Hi.-Hey. I thought you guys left. 288 00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:49,905 We wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. 289 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,615 Lola, do you know David? 290 00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:53,950 -Yes.-Hi, Lola. 291 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,493 Hi, David. 292 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,872 We had science class together last year. 293 00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,582 God, you guys are cute. 294 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:05,378 Andrew, um, Lola and I wanted to saythank you for dancing with us. 295 00:18:05,462 --> 00:18:09,966 And, David, I know I'll probablysee a lot of you at these parties. 296 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,760 But, Andrew, I need your Venmo 297 00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:14,137 -because I might never see you again.-Right. 298 00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:17,974 Well, I think we have to see Andrew again. 299 00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:20,810 Ladies, what is happening here? 300 00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,979 I'm-- I'm stayingin New Jersey for a while, 301 00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:26,566 so I will definitely bring Davidto another bar mitzvah. 302 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,151 Well, I am happy to hear that, 303 00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:31,363 because what's happening right now isyou're being swarmed by Jewish mothers 304 00:18:31,446 --> 00:18:34,199 who are recruiting youto be their motivational dancer. 305 00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,076 You mean like the party starters? 306 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:36,993 -Yes.-Nuh-uh. 307 00:18:37,077 --> 00:18:39,621 They said he made sureeveryone had a perfect night. 308 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,915 And they needa designated party orchestrator. 309 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:43,541 Andrew, this is so fun. 310 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,876 -[Andrew] You think?-Yes! 311 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,170 I don't know. I wanna hearwhat Greg thinks about it first. 312 00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:48,713 Don't be mean. Stop. 313 00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:51,550 This is so good. You can start a company. 314 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,885 Yeah. I mean,I hate working at Meat Sticks, 315 00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:55,345 and I really enjoyed my night. So… 316 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:58,265 Well, you wouldn'tquit Meat Sticks altogether. 317 00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,058 You'd just cut down on your hours. 318 00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:02,435 Did they mention, uh, how much you'd make? 319 00:19:02,519 --> 00:19:05,522 How much does a party starter get paid,I wonder. 320 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:09,150 I think they said just underwhat an unhappy pharmaceutical exec makes. 321 00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:10,986 What the hell does that mean? 322 00:19:11,069 --> 00:19:12,696 Honey, that's not funny. 323 00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:20,620 Are you thinking about Andrew? 324 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:21,705 No. 325 00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:27,919 I'm thinking about feeding Jerrycauliflower and cucumber tomorrow. 326 00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:30,547 Well, big day for you tomorrow, Jerry. 327 00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:37,095 What did Andrew say to get you dancing? 328 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:40,932 Andrew said he would buy mea MoYu 13-by-13 Magic Cube 329 00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,643 with the $300 you were going to give him. 330 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,903 Do you thinkhe would be a good sitter for you? 331 00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:55,822 Well, I do not do well with sitters, 332 00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:59,409 but I think it might be a bit differentwith Andrew. 333 00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:00,744 Why? 334 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:03,997 I like him.And I think he would like Jerry. 335 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,542 Also, I do not thinkhe would treat me like a baby. 336 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:13,548 [grunts] 337 00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:19,054 [Andrew's mom]You have to just brush him off. 338 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:22,057 -I really can't live here.-Can you not talk like that, please? 339 00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:24,184 Greg's a dick. He is. 340 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:26,228 -Can you not use that language?-That's why I'm out of here 341 00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:27,604 as soon as I have some money. 342 00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:30,273 Stop. What I was gonna say is,Greg's a dick, 343 00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:33,109 but I put up with it becausehe and Mom are good for each other. 344 00:20:33,193 --> 00:20:34,444 [Andrew chuckles] 345 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:35,737 Thanks, honey. 346 00:20:36,863 --> 00:20:38,031 Literally how? 347 00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,663 Are you happy? Does he make you happy? 348 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:47,332 I'm happy here, okay? 349 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:52,254 I don't have to worry aboutso many things because of Greg. 350 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,715 And I don't expect youto understand that yet. 351 00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,176 [snorts, chuckles] 352 00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:06,434 Okay, I'm done talking about Greg. 353 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,148 What's your business going to be called? 354 00:21:12,232 --> 00:21:13,275 Hey. 355 00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:15,193 Tell me. 356 00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:17,487 You're really gonna love it.David came up with it. 357 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:19,114 [Andrew's mom] What? 358 00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:22,659 Jig Conductor. 359 00:21:24,953 --> 00:21:26,454 [rock music plays] 360 00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:32,836 {\an8}If anybody knows how to start a party,it's my brother, Andrew. 361 00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:36,715 {\an8}Or should I say, the Jig Conductor? 362 00:21:41,887 --> 00:21:43,346 It stopped. 363 00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:45,181 It broke 'cause it stopped. 364 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:46,474 That's all there is. 365 00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:48,768 When-- You have to finish it. 366 00:21:48,852 --> 00:21:51,688 Fuck no, Mom. If anybody sees thatI'm gonna get put on a watch list. 367 00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:55,150 It's cute. David is so cute. 368 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,819 What are you talking about?Did you just watch what I watched? 369 00:21:57,903 --> 00:21:59,821 The camera hates him.He's stiff as a board. 370 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:01,406 So what he's a little stiff? 371 00:22:01,489 --> 00:22:04,034 It's fine. It's so cute. It's so good. 372 00:22:04,117 --> 00:22:08,371 Mom, I don't need to do a video.This thing isn't-- It's not like that. 373 00:22:08,455 --> 00:22:09,664 Like what? Like a job? 374 00:22:09,748 --> 00:22:12,042 Yeah, I get paid,but I don't have to think of it as a job. 375 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,337 Okay. Well, you do have to think of itas a job if you want a job. 376 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,713 I don't want to think of it as a job. 377 00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:19,090 I just want to get enough moneyto go to Barcelona. 378 00:22:22,385 --> 00:22:24,763 Because that's whereMaya is doing her Fulbright? 379 00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,933 No. A little, yes. 380 00:22:28,558 --> 00:22:30,810 But also 'cause that's where I want to go. 381 00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,438 Okay, sweetie. You just-- 382 00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,815 You didn't tell me thatthat's what you wanted to do. 383 00:22:35,899 --> 00:22:38,652 'Cause I didn't wanna make you sad. 384 00:22:42,072 --> 00:22:48,036 As long as you're doing what youwant to do, then I'm perfectly happy. 385 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,581 I just want to make surethat you're doing what you want to do. 386 00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:54,417 You can't just go with everything. 387 00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:56,962 I'm not just going with Maya to Barcelona. 388 00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,256 I really want to go.It'd be a huge deal. I-- 389 00:22:59,339 --> 00:23:01,591 Barcelona is, like,the place that I've always wanted to go. 390 00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:03,927 Okay. Well, I think it's really weirdthat you never mentioned it-- 391 00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:06,638 -I-- Stop. Mom, stop!-You never told me anything about Barcel-- 392 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:09,975 -Just stop. I don't want---I want to help. I'm just trying to help. 393 00:23:10,058 --> 00:23:11,851 -I don't want your help. Stop!-Okay. 394 00:23:23,822 --> 00:23:25,824 [hip-hop music plays] 395 00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:32,122 [music stops] 396 00:23:32,205 --> 00:23:34,791 [Andrew] Oh, my gosh. Uh, hold on.Two seconds, everybody. 397 00:23:39,254 --> 00:23:41,089 Who-- Who knocked this over? 398 00:23:43,592 --> 00:23:46,344 Here we go. Oh, we need to plug in. 399 00:23:46,428 --> 00:23:47,345 [music continues] 400 00:23:47,429 --> 00:23:48,471 You dance as well. 401 00:23:48,555 --> 00:23:50,515 Go dance. You got to go dance. 402 00:24:11,161 --> 00:24:13,622 Let's do the Motziand toasts after this song. 403 00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:15,832 -God, you scared me so bad.-What's that bottle? 404 00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:17,000 My water bottle? 405 00:24:17,876 --> 00:24:19,711 The one with "vodka" written on it? 406 00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:23,423 Uh-huh. No… it's a joke. 407 00:24:23,506 --> 00:24:26,676 I was just, like, joking with my friendsone time, and I put it on there. 408 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,470 And it's, like, so people won't drink it. 409 00:24:28,553 --> 00:24:31,264 Okay, but I don't wantyou drinking tonight. 410 00:24:32,474 --> 00:24:35,310 [stammers] I won't. S-- I'm sorry. 411 00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:45,237 Everybody, you did an amazing job dancing. 412 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,866 And now it is time for the Motziand the Kiddush and the toasts. 413 00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:51,576 Now I will pass it off to you. 414 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:54,287 [rabbi speaks Hebrew] 415 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:04,089 ♪ Amen ♪ 416 00:25:04,172 --> 00:25:05,465 Mazel tov. 417 00:25:05,549 --> 00:25:08,009 -[dance music plays]-[cheers] 418 00:25:09,344 --> 00:25:12,639 Okay. Go, Jakey! Go, Jakey! Go, Jakey! 419 00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:16,518 All right, everybody. Next song isa request from Rabbi Steinberg. 420 00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:18,436 It's called "WAP." 421 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,730 I'm just kidding, Rabbi Steinberg.That was a joke. 422 00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:24,859 [sighs] 423 00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:30,240 [breathes shakily] 424 00:25:38,081 --> 00:25:41,126 ♪ Macaroni in a potThat's some wet-ass pussy ♪ 425 00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:43,503 -That song. He can't play that.-[chuckles] 426 00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:59,978 Hey, buddy. Why did that, uh--Why'd that girl just leave? 427 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:01,605 Probably 'cause she's too old. 428 00:26:02,647 --> 00:26:06,026 You feeling a little bit insecureabout her being taller than you? 429 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:07,777 She's only taller than me'cause she's autistic 430 00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:09,362 and got held back, like, three years. 431 00:26:09,446 --> 00:26:11,531 She's, like, three years older than us. 432 00:26:13,033 --> 00:26:14,743 Were you being mean to her? 433 00:26:14,826 --> 00:26:16,995 You trying to trick her into thinkingshe can't beat you up? 434 00:26:17,871 --> 00:26:18,914 She can't beat me up. 435 00:26:19,831 --> 00:26:21,666 You know who can beat you up for sure? 436 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:22,709 What's going on here? 437 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:25,086 Uh, nothing.This kid's just kind of being a bully. 438 00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:27,130 Sorry, my son is being what? 439 00:26:27,881 --> 00:26:29,424 Your son's being a prick. 440 00:26:29,507 --> 00:26:30,884 Do I smell alcohol, kid? 441 00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:31,968 What? 442 00:26:32,552 --> 00:26:33,929 Fuck off, adult. 443 00:26:34,012 --> 00:26:35,347 Wow. Nice. 444 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:36,556 You're Lisa's kid? 445 00:26:38,016 --> 00:26:39,893 You guys call me kid one more time. 446 00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:41,686 -What did you say?-What's going on here? 447 00:26:41,770 --> 00:26:44,439 Your DJ is being extremely inappropriatewith my family. 448 00:26:44,522 --> 00:26:45,690 What? 449 00:26:45,774 --> 00:26:47,442 Andrew, explain to me what's going on. 450 00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:49,569 I just wanted to make sure no onewas being bullied at the party. 451 00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:51,529 I think you should go home.I'm very disturbed. 452 00:26:51,613 --> 00:26:53,448 I think you should go homeand take your kid with you. 453 00:26:53,531 --> 00:26:55,909 -Do not speak to her like that, Andrew.-You tell her not to-- 454 00:26:55,992 --> 00:26:58,620 -Okay, you're gonna leave. Let's go.-You embarrassed Rabbi Steinberg. 455 00:26:58,703 --> 00:27:01,373 And you told peopleto dance their wet-ass pussies off. 456 00:27:05,502 --> 00:27:08,964 Hey, where's your mom?Her bag was in there ready to get stolen. 457 00:27:09,047 --> 00:27:11,007 I do not know where my mother is. 458 00:27:12,676 --> 00:27:14,052 Can I sit down with you? 459 00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:15,178 Yes. 460 00:27:15,762 --> 00:27:16,888 Found your cube. 461 00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:18,848 Thanks. 462 00:27:25,272 --> 00:27:29,359 Do you want to tell me whatthat mean little bitch kid said to you? 463 00:27:29,943 --> 00:27:32,279 That I do not belong in his grade. 464 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,618 Are you okay? Did that make you mad? 465 00:27:39,369 --> 00:27:41,246 I just wanted to walk away. 466 00:27:43,248 --> 00:27:44,583 Well, that's really awesome of you 467 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:47,377 because I almost kicked his assand got thrown in jail. 468 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:55,010 Okay, while you work on that, 469 00:27:55,093 --> 00:27:58,263 I'm gonna go try to find your motherbecause I think she's probably worried. 470 00:27:58,346 --> 00:27:59,431 Okay. 471 00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:03,059 [Andrew] Hi, women's bathroom.Um, I'm looking for someone. 472 00:28:03,143 --> 00:28:04,394 Is anybody in here? 473 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:06,438 Does anybody's name in herestart with a D? 474 00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:07,564 Andrew. 475 00:28:07,647 --> 00:28:09,107 Yeah. Domino? 476 00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:10,859 Is Lola okay? Have you seen her? 477 00:28:11,443 --> 00:28:14,279 Yes. Yeah, she's, uh-- She's cubing it up.Are you okay? 478 00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:18,366 Um, I'm kind of stuck in here. 479 00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:20,952 What do you mean?Do you need toilet paper? 480 00:28:21,036 --> 00:28:22,787 I just-- I got some blood on my dress. 481 00:28:22,871 --> 00:28:25,582 I-- It's not-- I'm fine. It's not a cut. 482 00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:26,666 Um… 483 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,001 Oh, word, okay. 484 00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:30,754 Um, but I need--Can you get me some paper towels? 485 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:31,880 Yes. Yeah. 486 00:28:31,963 --> 00:28:33,089 Like, ten. 487 00:28:33,173 --> 00:28:34,174 [Andrew] Yep. 488 00:28:34,257 --> 00:28:35,508 And can you wet some? 489 00:28:35,592 --> 00:28:37,219 -Huh?-[Domino] Will you wet some of them? 490 00:28:37,302 --> 00:28:38,345 Yes. 491 00:28:40,222 --> 00:28:41,223 Okay. 492 00:28:44,935 --> 00:28:46,353 Can you reach that? 493 00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,855 [sobs] Fuck. 494 00:28:48,939 --> 00:28:50,732 -What?-I can't reach that. 495 00:28:50,815 --> 00:28:53,485 I just got blood on my dre--More blood on my dress. 496 00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:55,695 -I can go a little further.-Yeah, toss them. Just throw them. 497 00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:58,573 I can but I feel like it's gonna fallon the floor, and it's gonna be, like, 498 00:28:58,657 --> 00:28:59,658 not sanitary for your-- 499 00:28:59,741 --> 00:29:00,909 Go under, then. Go-- 500 00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:10,585 [sighs] 501 00:29:12,796 --> 00:29:13,797 Close the door. 502 00:29:19,636 --> 00:29:21,221 Are you okay? 503 00:29:21,304 --> 00:29:22,305 Yeah. 504 00:29:24,766 --> 00:29:27,143 Do you want me to seeif someone has a tampon or something? 505 00:29:27,227 --> 00:29:28,979 No, I'm good. [sniffles] 506 00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:31,982 Andrew,I need you to help me get to my car 507 00:29:32,065 --> 00:29:35,652 because I don't want the parents to thinkI Kill Billed somebody in the bathroom. 508 00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:38,154 Yeah, it does look like that. Do you, um… 509 00:29:38,238 --> 00:29:41,241 That's a period? Uh, do you want my, um-- 510 00:29:43,159 --> 00:29:44,911 Do you wanna wear my coat? I have a coat. 511 00:29:44,995 --> 00:29:46,830 I don't think your coatis gonna cover my ass. 512 00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:48,790 I feel like it is. I'm pretty tall. 513 00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:53,545 I don't want the parents to seeme wearing some guy's jacket. 514 00:29:55,088 --> 00:29:56,214 Uh. 515 00:29:57,674 --> 00:29:59,092 Okay. I think I have an idea. 516 00:30:01,845 --> 00:30:04,055 -Hey.-I finished. Did you find my mother? 517 00:30:04,139 --> 00:30:05,640 Great job. Yes, I did find your mother. 518 00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:09,311 And she's got a bit ofa visual situation going on 519 00:30:09,394 --> 00:30:11,980 because she spilled somethingon her dress, but I have a plan. 520 00:30:12,063 --> 00:30:13,064 What did she spill? 521 00:30:13,148 --> 00:30:14,149 Steak. 522 00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:16,526 She-- But I-- So, I have a plan. 523 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:18,570 My mother was not eating steak. 524 00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:20,906 Someone else spilled steak onto her. 525 00:30:20,989 --> 00:30:22,574 But it doesn't matter'cause I have a plan, 526 00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:25,201 and you're going to playa super important role in that plan 527 00:30:25,285 --> 00:30:27,078 because I can't go back into the party. 528 00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:28,830 Okay. 529 00:30:29,998 --> 00:30:31,625 Excuse me, David. 530 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:35,921 Your brother, Andrew, has asked meto ask you to help me with a plan. 531 00:30:37,047 --> 00:30:38,048 Okay. 532 00:30:41,009 --> 00:30:42,552 Hello, sir. 533 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,649 Domino, I'd really like to driveyou and Lola home if that's okay. 534 00:30:56,483 --> 00:30:58,693 And I think we should maybestop at the hospital. 535 00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:01,404 [sighs, sniffles] 536 00:31:01,488 --> 00:31:03,365 I don't need to go to the hospital. 537 00:31:03,448 --> 00:31:04,449 I'm fine. 538 00:31:05,784 --> 00:31:08,578 Okay. Well, you look totally fine, so… 539 00:31:11,539 --> 00:31:12,958 Do you want a hug or something? 540 00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:14,334 No. 541 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:16,253 {\an8}["Crime" plays] 542 00:31:36,898 --> 00:31:37,983 [Andrew] Okay. I love you. 543 00:31:38,066 --> 00:31:39,150 I love you too. 544 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,215 What do you wanna do? 545 00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:05,635 You want to hang out down herewhile Andrew waits for a ride? 546 00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:07,762 I want to get in my pajamas. 547 00:32:07,846 --> 00:32:09,931 Okay, cutie. Do your thing. 548 00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:12,726 I'll be up in a bit to say good night. 549 00:32:29,659 --> 00:32:32,537 Sorry I'm close to you.You looked like you were gonna fall over. 550 00:32:35,415 --> 00:32:36,875 I need to sit down. 551 00:32:50,889 --> 00:32:52,140 I need to take a shower. 552 00:32:53,225 --> 00:32:54,976 I feel like we should just sit here. 553 00:32:55,852 --> 00:32:58,104 I wanna get out of this fucking T-shirt. 554 00:33:02,484 --> 00:33:03,944 I like your shirt. 555 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:09,699 Then why don't you marry it? 556 00:33:24,422 --> 00:33:25,507 Domino. 557 00:33:26,716 --> 00:33:27,842 Are you all right? 558 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:30,929 Yes. 559 00:33:33,223 --> 00:33:34,349 Thank you. 560 00:33:43,358 --> 00:33:45,026 [water running] 561 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:58,790 [cries] 562 00:34:05,088 --> 00:34:07,132 -[door closes]-[footsteps approaching] 563 00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:12,512 Hey. 564 00:34:12,596 --> 00:34:13,637 Sorry I scared you. 565 00:34:13,722 --> 00:34:16,849 It's okay. Where's my mother? 566 00:34:16,932 --> 00:34:21,104 She's, um, she-- I thinkshe's brushing her teeth too, actually. 567 00:34:25,901 --> 00:34:27,277 Do you want to meet my hamster? 568 00:34:28,653 --> 00:34:29,653 Yeah. 569 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,543 Oh, my gosh. 570 00:34:44,836 --> 00:34:46,253 Here you go, Jerry. 571 00:34:46,338 --> 00:34:49,132 Man, I love Jerry. He is very cute. 572 00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:50,717 Good Lord. 573 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:55,012 So, school is starting soon.Are you excited? 574 00:34:55,597 --> 00:34:57,641 I'm excited for parts. [sighs] 575 00:34:57,724 --> 00:34:58,975 You bummed summer is over? 576 00:34:59,059 --> 00:35:00,894 A little bit, yes. 577 00:35:01,561 --> 00:35:04,522 Do you-- Do you collect potato mashers? 578 00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:05,982 Yes, I do. 579 00:35:06,066 --> 00:35:07,817 That's really awesome. 580 00:35:09,986 --> 00:35:13,865 So, what do you usually dobefore bed besides feed Jer, 581 00:35:13,949 --> 00:35:16,201 and get in pj's and brush your teeth? 582 00:35:16,868 --> 00:35:20,664 My mom sometimes will scratch my back,but I do not want you to do that. 583 00:35:20,747 --> 00:35:23,541 I do not let anybodybut my mother touch my back. 584 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,252 Yeah. No, that makes total sense. 585 00:35:28,255 --> 00:35:29,589 Why are you here? 586 00:35:30,298 --> 00:35:32,592 Ouch. You're trying to hurt my feelings? 587 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:35,804 -No.-Well, Lola, that was kind of brutal. 588 00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:37,722 I did not mean to be brutal. 589 00:35:39,391 --> 00:35:40,392 I'm just teasing. 590 00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:44,688 Your mom just had a tough night 591 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:47,566 and I wanted to make sureyou guys were all good. 592 00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:51,653 But I am going to leave right now. 593 00:35:51,736 --> 00:35:56,533 And I'm going to see you at Lexi Ray'sbat mitzvah party, if you're going. 594 00:35:56,616 --> 00:35:58,743 I think I will be in attendance. 595 00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:00,161 Excellent. 596 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,622 Okay. Well, good night. 597 00:36:02,706 --> 00:36:06,668 -Good night to you too, Andrew.-And good night to you too, Jerry. 598 00:36:07,794 --> 00:36:10,088 That's a really cute freaking hamster. 599 00:36:10,589 --> 00:36:11,756 Hello. 600 00:36:13,466 --> 00:36:14,467 Hey. 601 00:36:15,218 --> 00:36:16,428 Hi. [chuckles] 602 00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:18,471 Lola just introduced me to Jerry. 603 00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:20,765 Oh, yeah. She's really proud of him. 604 00:36:21,349 --> 00:36:24,394 Are you, um--Are you hiding something in there? 605 00:36:25,061 --> 00:36:26,146 Yes. 606 00:36:28,148 --> 00:36:29,524 -I'm gonna go and say good night.-Okay. 607 00:36:29,608 --> 00:36:33,278 But if you wanna wait downstairsin the living room, we can talk. 608 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:34,863 Okay. 609 00:36:35,947 --> 00:36:37,157 I'm glad you're here. 610 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,533 I thought you left. 611 00:36:48,627 --> 00:36:51,213 -Do you have a husband?-I have a fiancé. 612 00:36:51,963 --> 00:36:53,465 Joseph. 613 00:36:53,548 --> 00:36:54,633 He's in Chicago. 614 00:36:54,716 --> 00:36:57,761 He's not, um, Lola's dad, right? 615 00:36:57,844 --> 00:36:58,845 No. 616 00:36:59,971 --> 00:37:01,181 This is his parents' house. 617 00:37:02,098 --> 00:37:03,225 Oh, his parents are here? 618 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:06,269 [chuckles] He inherited it. 619 00:37:14,986 --> 00:37:17,989 I feel very comfortable with you.I don't know why. 620 00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:19,908 But I do. 621 00:37:21,368 --> 00:37:22,869 Why wouldn't you feel comfortable? 622 00:37:22,953 --> 00:37:25,247 Lola said you askedabout her potato mashers. 623 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,165 Your kid is super dope. 624 00:37:27,999 --> 00:37:32,546 And I was thinking, I used to help outfamilies in my neighborhood, 625 00:37:33,129 --> 00:37:36,716 like, if parents wanted a night out,I would stay with their kids. 626 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,593 Or, like, even watch their house. 627 00:37:38,677 --> 00:37:43,974 And I was wondering if, like, you and Lolahave a situation like that with someone. 628 00:37:44,558 --> 00:37:46,560 -Who I need to kill.-No. 629 00:37:47,769 --> 00:37:48,895 No, I wish. 630 00:37:48,979 --> 00:37:51,856 I'd usually just bring herto my parents' house, but… 631 00:37:52,941 --> 00:37:55,610 they live very far away, and it's a pain. 632 00:37:56,111 --> 00:37:58,822 Well, if you don't want to do that ever, 633 00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:03,285 call me because I really like to siton my ass and hang out with people. 634 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:08,039 But I understand if you don't want to,because we don't really know each other. 635 00:38:09,874 --> 00:38:11,126 We know each other. 636 00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:13,545 Yeah. Right? 637 00:38:16,172 --> 00:38:18,425 Do you have a piece of papersomewhere in here? 638 00:38:22,012 --> 00:38:25,473 Okay. My number is on this slip of paper, 639 00:38:25,557 --> 00:38:30,145 and I'm gonna call a rideso you can get some rest. 640 00:38:30,228 --> 00:38:36,860 But I'd really like for you to callor text me if you ever want a night out 641 00:38:36,943 --> 00:38:38,278 or, like, want some help. 642 00:38:41,031 --> 00:38:42,032 Okay. 643 00:38:43,742 --> 00:38:45,702 You wanna sitwhile you wait for your ride? 644 00:38:45,785 --> 00:38:48,288 Uh, yes. On the floor again? 645 00:38:50,081 --> 00:38:51,333 We've upgraded. 646 00:38:52,876 --> 00:38:55,879 I really like your couch. 647 00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:57,589 I hate it. 648 00:38:57,672 --> 00:38:59,799 Me too. That's what I meant to say. 649 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:05,388 Are you gonna be okay tonight? 650 00:39:05,472 --> 00:39:06,681 Yeah. 651 00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:15,232 It wasn't a period. 652 00:39:17,984 --> 00:39:19,319 I'm so sorry. 653 00:39:22,614 --> 00:39:24,241 That's what I was thinking. 654 00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:27,494 Did Joseph know that you were pregnant? 655 00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:37,629 Let's not tell anybody about this. 656 00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:38,880 Okay. 657 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:46,638 Well, if you ever want anyone to talk to,I've got massive ears. 658 00:39:48,306 --> 00:39:49,432 Where's your ride? 659 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,226 Oh, my God. 660 00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:54,521 Probably very close.It's about three minutes. 661 00:40:02,696 --> 00:40:04,990 I don't-- I don't feel like… 662 00:40:05,073 --> 00:40:06,074 Okay. 663 00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:14,457 I mean, I want to.But I feel like you don't want to. 664 00:40:19,421 --> 00:40:20,463 It's okay. 665 00:40:42,485 --> 00:40:45,155 Hello, Macy. What are you doing tonight? 666 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:47,490 -[breathing heavily]-[bed creaking] 667 00:40:48,658 --> 00:40:50,660 -Are you sure nobody's here right now?-Yeah. 668 00:40:50,744 --> 00:40:52,996 Yeah. My, um, my parentsare at a bridge tournament. 669 00:40:53,079 --> 00:40:54,873 -My sister's at a sleepover.-Okay. 670 00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:56,833 So, yeah, we can be loud. 671 00:40:56,917 --> 00:40:59,002 Yeah. Go harder. Yeah. 672 00:40:59,085 --> 00:41:00,712 [breathing heavily] 673 00:41:03,381 --> 00:41:05,592 -Why-- Why are you staring at me?-I'm not. 674 00:41:05,675 --> 00:41:08,094 -Close your eyes. Why are your eyes open?-My eyes are closed. 675 00:41:08,178 --> 00:41:09,346 They were open. 676 00:41:16,937 --> 00:41:18,688 You can toss that in the bathroom. 677 00:41:39,709 --> 00:41:43,630 Who are you, Mr. Fucker? 678 00:41:44,965 --> 00:41:51,221 The hell are you doingwith my lover, fucker? 679 00:41:56,977 --> 00:41:58,937 I can't believe college is over. 680 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,564 I can't believe we just had sex. 681 00:42:00,647 --> 00:42:03,984 -Why?-I don't know. I just feel old. 682 00:42:04,526 --> 00:42:06,027 Like, I had algebra with you. 683 00:42:06,111 --> 00:42:09,406 And bio. With Dr. Mindle. 684 00:42:09,489 --> 00:42:10,657 Did you have a crush on me? 685 00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:12,534 Everybody had a crush on you. 686 00:42:13,326 --> 00:42:14,411 Yeah, but did you? 687 00:42:15,287 --> 00:42:17,038 I mean, I was attracted to you. 688 00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:22,085 But I feel like-- I think I felt likeyou had so many people. 689 00:42:22,669 --> 00:42:24,045 A lot of suitors. 690 00:42:25,755 --> 00:42:27,048 I wasn't attracted to you. 691 00:42:29,175 --> 00:42:31,469 So I actually didn't ask that. 692 00:42:31,553 --> 00:42:33,430 But I appreciate the honesty. 693 00:42:33,513 --> 00:42:35,348 I was attracted to youat my sister's bat mitzvah. 694 00:42:35,432 --> 00:42:36,766 And now you're not? 695 00:42:36,850 --> 00:42:40,729 -Now I'm thinking about algebra.-And bio with Dr. Mindle. 696 00:42:45,317 --> 00:42:46,902 Do you think I peaked already? 697 00:42:49,529 --> 00:42:50,530 No. 698 00:42:52,574 --> 00:42:53,575 Of course not. 699 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:55,410 I just really hate my job. 700 00:42:56,411 --> 00:42:59,623 If only I could quit my joband be a party starter. 701 00:42:59,706 --> 00:43:01,958 And a Meat Sticks worker. 702 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:05,045 -Mmm.-But I actually just applied for this job. 703 00:43:05,128 --> 00:43:08,840 It was a--It's a Newark chief officer zone 704 00:43:08,924 --> 00:43:13,511 opportunity analyst i-intern. 705 00:43:14,304 --> 00:43:17,641 -Cool. Oh.-I didn't get it. I got rejected. 706 00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:20,018 Do you think I should quit party starting? 707 00:43:20,101 --> 00:43:22,103 Well, on one hand, it is silly. 708 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:23,188 It's really silly. 709 00:43:23,271 --> 00:43:25,607 But on the other hand, so is every job. 710 00:43:26,191 --> 00:43:27,692 Like, selling your time is insane. 711 00:43:27,776 --> 00:43:29,778 That's really depressing. 712 00:43:30,487 --> 00:43:32,364 I do think you're a sexy dancer. 713 00:43:34,407 --> 00:43:35,408 No. 714 00:43:36,076 --> 00:43:37,077 Come on. 715 00:43:38,078 --> 00:43:40,080 -Do you wanna have sex again?-Not at all. 716 00:43:40,163 --> 00:43:41,623 [both laugh] 717 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:45,377 Uh, no, man.We don't have alcohol. I wish we did. 718 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:48,588 But no, we don't have our liquor licensehere in the mall. 719 00:43:48,672 --> 00:43:50,298 Hey. How's Margaret? 720 00:43:50,382 --> 00:43:51,925 Are you guys talking yet? 721 00:43:52,008 --> 00:43:55,220 Not really.We just text and dance at bar mitzvahs. 722 00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:56,388 Yeah, you do. 723 00:43:56,471 --> 00:43:59,516 Your chemistry with heron the dance floor is pretty insane. 724 00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:01,935 Are you just saying that? 725 00:44:02,018 --> 00:44:05,188 I'm saying that 'cause I have two eyes.You guys are electric together. 726 00:44:05,981 --> 00:44:07,524 When did you have your first kiss? 727 00:44:10,110 --> 00:44:11,111 Why do you ask? 728 00:44:11,194 --> 00:44:13,738 Margaret's friend told methat she wants to kiss. 729 00:44:13,822 --> 00:44:14,948 Uh-oh. 730 00:44:15,657 --> 00:44:17,450 And how do we feel about that? 731 00:44:17,534 --> 00:44:19,369 Answer with your badass shades off. 732 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,123 I don't know how to make it happen. 733 00:44:25,292 --> 00:44:27,919 All right. Lesson one. 734 00:44:28,003 --> 00:44:31,256 Forty percent of it is instinct. 735 00:44:31,339 --> 00:44:34,175 Like, if it feels right,it probably is right. 736 00:44:34,259 --> 00:44:35,844 Go with your gut. 737 00:44:35,927 --> 00:44:39,014 And then 10% is your brainand all that stuff. 738 00:44:39,097 --> 00:44:41,057 Like game plan, strategy. 739 00:44:41,141 --> 00:44:44,352 And then 50% is Margaret. 740 00:44:45,478 --> 00:44:47,314 You don't know anything about her. 741 00:44:47,397 --> 00:44:49,774 You don't know what she wantsor what she likes, 742 00:44:49,858 --> 00:44:52,736 so you have to talk to her. 743 00:44:53,862 --> 00:44:55,238 Try super hard to know. 744 00:44:55,822 --> 00:44:56,990 Are there any more lessons? 745 00:44:57,073 --> 00:44:58,074 Yes, there are. 746 00:44:58,158 --> 00:45:03,038 There are five-- four lessonson how to have the best first smooch. 747 00:45:09,961 --> 00:45:11,087 [blows] 748 00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:15,675 [Andrew]Hey, do you see a lot of Lola at school? 749 00:45:15,759 --> 00:45:18,261 Yeah. I have English with her this year.Why? 750 00:45:18,345 --> 00:45:21,306 I don't know. I just think you guys shouldbe really nice to her. Bullies suck. 751 00:45:21,389 --> 00:45:24,476 And I feel like it'd do a lotif cute boys were really nice to her. 752 00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:27,520 That guy is a dick to us too.He and his two friends bully everybody. 753 00:45:27,604 --> 00:45:29,105 Who? Gavin? 754 00:45:29,189 --> 00:45:31,942 -Yeah.-Well, maybe you guys should beat him up. 755 00:45:32,025 --> 00:45:34,903 I'm definitely gonnabeat Gavin's ass one day. 756 00:45:42,118 --> 00:45:43,119 [burps] 757 00:45:43,703 --> 00:45:44,704 That's bacon and eggs. 758 00:45:49,918 --> 00:45:51,169 You're dating him, huh. 759 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,881 Trying to ease me into it? 760 00:45:56,508 --> 00:45:57,759 Honestly, thank you. 761 00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:09,312 You, like, trainingfor a big bicep contest? 762 00:46:09,896 --> 00:46:11,565 [grunting] 763 00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:17,237 I don't want to do that anymore. [sighing] 764 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,572 You can do more. 765 00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:21,032 You can do more. 766 00:46:21,116 --> 00:46:24,369 Oh, no, I can't. I can't do more.I'm not that guy. 767 00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,663 You're not that guy, pal. 768 00:46:26,746 --> 00:46:27,747 Fuck! 769 00:46:27,831 --> 00:46:29,833 Oh, God. Oh, God. 770 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:32,586 [chuckles] I'm not a push-up guy. 771 00:46:33,295 --> 00:46:34,963 [sniffs, sighs] 772 00:46:36,172 --> 00:46:37,591 I'm not a sit-up guy either. 773 00:46:39,926 --> 00:46:41,469 Why do you want this job? 774 00:46:42,971 --> 00:46:47,350 Well, uh, hope loves a friend. 775 00:46:47,434 --> 00:46:48,935 [chuckles] 776 00:46:49,019 --> 00:46:52,272 Hope Loves a Friendis the name of our nonprofit, yeah. 777 00:46:52,355 --> 00:46:55,609 But why do you wanna join the teamas a communications associate? 778 00:46:55,692 --> 00:46:56,943 Yeah, sorry. 779 00:46:57,527 --> 00:47:00,363 I studied marketing at Tulane. 780 00:47:00,447 --> 00:47:05,869 And I have, uh, a lot of experiencewith social media design. 781 00:47:07,037 --> 00:47:10,540 And a lot of experience with, uh,CRM tools like Buffer and MailChimp. 782 00:47:10,624 --> 00:47:12,751 -A lot of experience there.-Mm-hmm. 783 00:47:12,834 --> 00:47:13,710 And… 784 00:47:15,295 --> 00:47:18,506 I don't know.I just wanna help make a difference 785 00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:22,802 with kids and young adultswhose parents are affected with ASL. 786 00:47:22,886 --> 00:47:25,222 You mean, uh, ALS. 787 00:47:26,806 --> 00:47:28,058 Um… 788 00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:32,270 Pretty sure it's ASL. 789 00:47:35,023 --> 00:47:36,900 No, I'm kidding. Obviously, you're right. 790 00:47:41,154 --> 00:47:43,448 My dad has ALS. 791 00:47:45,659 --> 00:47:47,452 That's not true.I don't know why I just said that. 792 00:47:47,535 --> 00:47:49,537 [schoolchildren chattering] 793 00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:56,586 -Hey.-Hey. 794 00:47:57,170 --> 00:47:58,380 How'd the interview go? 795 00:47:59,214 --> 00:48:04,261 I'm going to lean back into theMeat-Sticks, party-starting grind. 796 00:48:04,344 --> 00:48:06,096 [David] Can you tell me the second lesson? 797 00:48:06,179 --> 00:48:07,764 [Andrew] The second lesson is… 798 00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:10,725 give her all of your attentionbecause that's all people want. 799 00:48:10,809 --> 00:48:12,060 [David] That's pretty easy. 800 00:48:12,143 --> 00:48:13,687 [dance music plays] 801 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,313 Does that look good? Yes? That-- 802 00:48:15,397 --> 00:48:17,232 -King. You're a king.-For the kids' side? 803 00:48:17,315 --> 00:48:18,942 That's for the kids' side,then I'll lead the adults. 804 00:48:19,025 --> 00:48:21,570 Maybe we do a call and responsetype of thing. So it's-- 805 00:48:21,653 --> 00:48:23,613 What if I was like… [whooshes] 806 00:48:24,114 --> 00:48:25,949 Your turn. Or something like that? 807 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:32,330 Yes. Clap, clap. Yes! Um,and then maybe you can invite, like, um-- 808 00:48:32,414 --> 00:48:35,625 Like, invite one of your friends upto do a dance or something like that. 809 00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:36,793 [David] Oh, like Carter. 810 00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:39,921 I'm gonna be right back.You guys keep practicing. 811 00:48:40,005 --> 00:48:41,756 Nerves make you forget. Keep practicing. 812 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,592 King. Big Baller Brand. 813 00:48:43,675 --> 00:48:44,968 Hey. 814 00:48:45,051 --> 00:48:46,052 Hi. 815 00:48:46,803 --> 00:48:50,557 I'm sorry. I lost the slip of paperthat had your number on it. 816 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,143 I did. And I was thinkingof calling Lisa, your mom. 817 00:48:53,226 --> 00:48:56,271 I was, like, looking at the class list.And then I was like, 818 00:48:56,354 --> 00:49:00,901 "I'm not gonna be like, 'Hey,can you tell your son I lost his number?'" 819 00:49:00,984 --> 00:49:02,319 [chuckles] So… 820 00:49:02,402 --> 00:49:03,486 Where's Lola? 821 00:49:03,570 --> 00:49:06,531 She's actually aboutto walk in with Joseph. 822 00:49:06,615 --> 00:49:10,744 Um, they are parking,and I said I had to pee really bad. 823 00:49:10,827 --> 00:49:12,621 Oh. But you wanted to warn me? 824 00:49:12,704 --> 00:49:14,706 No, I didn't wanna warn you. 825 00:49:14,789 --> 00:49:17,083 But, yeah, I did. I wanted to warn you. 826 00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:19,002 He doesn't know anythingthat would upset him. 827 00:49:19,085 --> 00:49:22,589 Well, yeah, the theme is"Sam goes viral. TikTok." 828 00:49:22,672 --> 00:49:24,466 -[Domino] Oh. Yeah. Hi, guys.-Hi, Andrew. 829 00:49:24,549 --> 00:49:26,968 Hey, Lola. It is so nice to see you. 830 00:49:27,052 --> 00:49:28,637 -This is my fiancé, Jo---Joseph. 831 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,263 -Glad to meet you.-Nice to meet you. 832 00:49:30,347 --> 00:49:32,224 Domino said you, uh,helped out the other night. 833 00:49:32,307 --> 00:49:34,226 -I really appreciate that.-Oh, yeah. 834 00:49:34,309 --> 00:49:35,936 And, uh, you're our new sitter. 835 00:49:37,604 --> 00:49:40,523 -Yes, I am. Uh-huh.-[Joseph] Mmm. 836 00:49:40,607 --> 00:49:43,360 And you're working tonight?I hear you're a great party starter. 837 00:49:43,443 --> 00:49:48,156 Yeah, well, um,I hear you're a great professional lawyer. 838 00:49:48,865 --> 00:49:51,993 -A busy one. I don't know about great.-Yeah. You out of town a lot? 839 00:49:52,786 --> 00:49:55,121 Yeah.Just a case in Chicago keeping me busy. 840 00:49:55,205 --> 00:49:57,499 [Andrew] Is your next case in Livingston? 841 00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:00,210 -I wish. [chuckles]-That would be great. 842 00:50:00,293 --> 00:50:02,128 All of his cases are in Chicago. 843 00:50:02,212 --> 00:50:04,506 I think we should move there.We're thinking about it. 844 00:50:04,589 --> 00:50:06,424 [Joseph] She wants to. I'd rather not. 845 00:50:07,467 --> 00:50:08,718 Well, where is the wedding? 846 00:50:08,802 --> 00:50:10,262 [Joseph] Here. Soon. 847 00:50:10,845 --> 00:50:12,681 -Should we---[Andrew] Yeah, totally. Likewise. 848 00:50:12,764 --> 00:50:14,558 [electronic dance music plays] 849 00:50:19,062 --> 00:50:21,815 [people chattering] 850 00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:27,988 [partygoer] Yeah! 851 00:50:35,245 --> 00:50:36,246 [exhales] 852 00:50:36,329 --> 00:50:38,164 [muffled music continues] 853 00:50:38,248 --> 00:50:39,958 -Oh.-Hi. 854 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:41,543 -Hey.-Hey. 855 00:50:42,294 --> 00:50:43,587 I got the sitter job? 856 00:50:44,504 --> 00:50:45,589 Yes. 857 00:50:45,672 --> 00:50:47,757 I'm so sorry. I just had to-- [stammers] 858 00:50:47,841 --> 00:50:51,136 W-Well, no. I-- I'd love to, though.I haven't changed my mind. 859 00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:54,973 Oh, okay. Well, I just thought that maybe… 860 00:50:56,725 --> 00:50:58,059 What? 861 00:50:58,143 --> 00:51:01,396 Nothing.I have a birthday party next week, 862 00:51:01,479 --> 00:51:04,941 um, that I would like to go to,but Joseph will be out of town. 863 00:51:05,025 --> 00:51:07,110 -I'm there. I'm absolutely there.-So… 864 00:51:07,193 --> 00:51:08,987 If Lola wants. 865 00:51:09,070 --> 00:51:11,323 Yeah. Of course, she does.She really likes you. 866 00:51:11,406 --> 00:51:12,824 I really like her. 867 00:51:13,825 --> 00:51:15,827 [game tiles clacking] 868 00:51:17,787 --> 00:51:20,582 -I cannot see.-That's the point. [chuckles] 869 00:51:24,044 --> 00:51:26,254 How are you so fast at this game? 870 00:51:26,338 --> 00:51:28,089 A lot of practice. 871 00:51:28,173 --> 00:51:30,258 [gasps, whispers] Yes. 872 00:51:30,342 --> 00:51:32,385 What is happening? What are you doing? 873 00:51:33,011 --> 00:51:34,429 No, we are not done. 874 00:51:34,512 --> 00:51:36,514 No! No! 875 00:51:38,141 --> 00:51:42,020 What is "farctate"? What is "farctate"?That is not a word. "Farctate"? 876 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,438 It is a word. 877 00:51:43,521 --> 00:51:45,690 Well, use it in a sentence. 878 00:51:46,358 --> 00:51:49,444 It's a farctate board nowthat I've put those letters down. 879 00:51:49,527 --> 00:51:53,990 What, a fucked-up board?Like farctate-- Like you farted on it? 880 00:51:54,074 --> 00:51:58,078 No. It is filled.Farctate means to fill or stuff. 881 00:51:58,161 --> 00:52:00,330 It means full, as opposed to hollow. 882 00:52:00,413 --> 00:52:02,040 I don't believe you at all. 883 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:08,004 And I'm going to provethat you are telling the truth. 884 00:52:08,088 --> 00:52:09,172 That is a word. 885 00:52:09,256 --> 00:52:12,092 I don't understand how you're so goodat this game. 886 00:52:12,592 --> 00:52:15,929 I'm not that good.I am just a lot better than you. 887 00:52:16,012 --> 00:52:17,013 Wow. 888 00:52:17,097 --> 00:52:20,225 Did you feed Jerry and brush your teeth? 889 00:52:20,308 --> 00:52:22,519 -Yes, of course.-[Andrew] Duh. 890 00:52:22,602 --> 00:52:26,690 Well, I'm sorry Mom isn't hereto scratch your back. 891 00:52:27,357 --> 00:52:31,027 Is there, um-- Can I, like,read you a story or something? 892 00:52:31,111 --> 00:52:34,781 Or, like, I can fall asleep on the floorwhile you fall asleep. 893 00:52:34,864 --> 00:52:36,992 I used to need my mom to read me a story. 894 00:52:37,075 --> 00:52:40,954 Then after that, she had to, like, sleepnext to me in order for me to fall asleep. 895 00:52:41,037 --> 00:52:44,666 I do not like that sort of thing.I do not mean to be brutal. 896 00:52:44,749 --> 00:52:46,918 No. No, no, no. It's not. 897 00:52:47,002 --> 00:52:49,379 I just wanna make sureyou're okay to fall asleep. 898 00:52:49,462 --> 00:52:51,256 I'm okay to fall asleep. 899 00:52:51,756 --> 00:52:52,924 Okay. [inhales deeply] 900 00:52:53,008 --> 00:52:55,427 Um, well, good night. 901 00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:56,845 Good night to you too, Andrew. 902 00:52:56,928 --> 00:52:58,930 And good night to you too, Jerry. 903 00:52:59,014 --> 00:53:00,599 Is mine blue? 904 00:53:00,682 --> 00:53:02,851 [laughs] Yeah, it's super blue. 905 00:53:02,934 --> 00:53:04,811 -[Domino laughs]-How did that happen? 906 00:53:04,895 --> 00:53:06,021 Just normal. 907 00:53:07,272 --> 00:53:08,940 Do you want to know something? 908 00:53:09,024 --> 00:53:10,859 -Yes.-[crunching] 909 00:53:10,942 --> 00:53:13,945 I'm having more fun nowthan I did the whole night. 910 00:53:15,071 --> 00:53:16,406 Did you have a bad night? 911 00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,910 [chewing] No, it wasn't bad. 912 00:53:21,745 --> 00:53:23,163 Yeah, it was bad. 913 00:53:25,957 --> 00:53:27,417 I'm a bad person. 914 00:53:30,295 --> 00:53:32,005 I don't think you're a bad person. 915 00:53:36,009 --> 00:53:37,177 [Domino] Let's trade. 916 00:53:38,011 --> 00:53:39,012 What? 917 00:53:40,513 --> 00:53:41,514 Okay. 918 00:53:49,314 --> 00:53:50,482 [crunches] 919 00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:53,777 -I have a question.-Hmm. 920 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:55,904 -Have you ever been depressed?-Wow. 921 00:53:56,905 --> 00:53:57,906 Downer alert. 922 00:53:57,989 --> 00:54:01,284 You don't have to sound the downer alert. 923 00:54:01,368 --> 00:54:02,869 I'm just curious. 924 00:54:02,953 --> 00:54:04,329 I've always been depressed. 925 00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:07,624 -Whoa. Downer alert.-[laughing] 926 00:54:09,501 --> 00:54:10,919 Before Lola was born? 927 00:54:12,045 --> 00:54:13,880 Especially before Lola was born. 928 00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:17,342 Raising her made me better. 929 00:54:23,598 --> 00:54:25,308 What's it like being depressed? 930 00:54:27,102 --> 00:54:28,186 I don't know. 931 00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:32,899 It feels like… 932 00:54:34,484 --> 00:54:37,529 like you don't rememberwhat better feels like. 933 00:54:38,530 --> 00:54:43,577 And then you do things that you thinkwill make you feel better, but they don't. 934 00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:45,161 They make it worse. 935 00:54:45,787 --> 00:54:49,624 [inhales deeply] And the thingsthat I'm really scared of doing 936 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:53,378 are probably the thingsthat will help me the most, 937 00:54:53,461 --> 00:54:55,714 but I just can't do them. 938 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,722 My mom is bipolar… 939 00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:07,309 so she was really depressed a lotwhen I was a kid. 940 00:55:07,392 --> 00:55:10,687 And, I one time asked herthe same question 941 00:55:10,770 --> 00:55:13,773 and she said, "Sometimes it's just easierfor people to be sad." 942 00:55:15,150 --> 00:55:17,569 She tries though. Like, really tries. 943 00:55:19,988 --> 00:55:21,531 Everybody tries. 944 00:55:23,325 --> 00:55:27,370 I understand that depressionmakes your brain think things aren't true, 945 00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:33,752 but sometimes I just wish peoplelike my mom would listen to, like, 946 00:55:33,835 --> 00:55:36,004 people instead of her brain. 947 00:55:36,588 --> 00:55:38,798 And, like, good people, not shitty people. 948 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,721 Do you know what you look like right now? 949 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:46,723 No. 950 00:55:47,432 --> 00:55:50,101 You look like the sweetest person ever. 951 00:55:51,353 --> 00:55:54,606 -Do you know what you look like right now?-I don't want to know-- I don't care. 952 00:55:54,689 --> 00:55:56,149 I don't want to know. 953 00:55:57,359 --> 00:56:00,695 Everything feels so good right now.I don't want it to change. 954 00:56:01,613 --> 00:56:04,282 The only thing I would changeis that my elbows hurt. 955 00:56:04,366 --> 00:56:05,408 Your elbows hurt? 956 00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:07,911 Yeah, from leaning on them like that. 957 00:56:10,038 --> 00:56:12,040 [gasps] Hmm. 958 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:14,084 Wow. 959 00:57:01,047 --> 00:57:02,299 Holy crap. 960 00:57:12,309 --> 00:57:14,769 -I thought you were gonna be Greg.-[chuckles] 961 00:57:14,853 --> 00:57:16,021 What? 962 00:57:16,104 --> 00:57:19,149 Hey,David doesn't like this cereal, does-- 963 00:57:19,232 --> 00:57:20,442 Nope, just you. 964 00:57:20,525 --> 00:57:21,735 [sighs] 965 00:57:24,112 --> 00:57:26,781 -Thank you.-You're welcome. What'd you do tonight? 966 00:57:28,116 --> 00:57:30,327 I was out with some high school friends. 967 00:57:33,330 --> 00:57:35,665 Are you planningfor your Spanish adventure? 968 00:57:35,749 --> 00:57:37,792 Because I am ready to help. 969 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:44,716 I think Maya is dating someonein Barcelona. 970 00:57:47,385 --> 00:57:49,012 Mmm. [sighs] 971 00:57:52,849 --> 00:57:55,352 I didn't want to say this before, 972 00:57:55,435 --> 00:57:58,563 and I'm not just saying thisbecause I'm your mother, 973 00:57:58,647 --> 00:58:01,942 but you're way too good for herand everybody knows that. 974 00:58:02,734 --> 00:58:05,362 Literally everyone I know thinks that. 975 00:58:05,987 --> 00:58:07,030 Who? 976 00:58:07,113 --> 00:58:08,782 Everyone. Greg-- 977 00:58:09,282 --> 00:58:12,077 [both laughing] 978 00:58:13,495 --> 00:58:17,958 -It's true though. [laughs]-Greg told you that Maya was too good-- 979 00:58:18,959 --> 00:58:22,128 It's true. We all know it's true. 980 00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:23,922 Fulbright scholar is-- 981 00:58:24,005 --> 00:58:26,466 -Big dummies. Big dummies.-Dummies. [laughs] 982 00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:28,885 [sighs] 983 00:58:32,389 --> 00:58:34,641 -Hmm.-Yes, I'm way too good for her. 984 00:58:34,724 --> 00:58:36,768 [both laughing] 985 00:58:36,851 --> 00:58:39,604 Your memories aren't going anywhere,by the way. 986 00:58:48,530 --> 00:58:51,199 I'm sorry. Growing up is hard. 987 00:58:52,826 --> 00:58:55,537 It's very overwhelming.I don't know how much I have left. 988 00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,705 I have so much, right? 989 00:58:56,788 --> 00:59:01,585 Hmm. Not-- You know, not necessarily. 990 00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:02,669 You… 991 00:59:04,045 --> 00:59:06,756 You did a lot when you were young. 992 00:59:09,676 --> 00:59:10,719 Sorry. 993 00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:15,515 But I feel like you're wayahead of the game. 994 00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:18,226 ["Loner" plays] 995 00:59:33,325 --> 00:59:35,535 -[no audible dialogue]-[music continues] 996 01:00:14,991 --> 01:00:16,493 [Lola] Hi, Andrew. 997 01:00:16,576 --> 01:00:17,577 Hey. 998 01:00:18,370 --> 01:00:22,624 Guys, was it extra beautiful today? 999 01:00:22,707 --> 01:00:24,417 We were just talking about that. 1000 01:00:24,501 --> 01:00:27,045 Yeah, sometimes I really envy Judaism. 1001 01:00:27,128 --> 01:00:28,129 Same. 1002 01:00:28,213 --> 01:00:30,715 And, uh, Nicky and his familywere so sweet. Don't you think? 1003 01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:33,885 Yes. The parents. Oh, my God.They were literally to die for. 1004 01:00:33,969 --> 01:00:37,430 [laughs] Hey, will you sit for Lolathis week so I can take Domino out? 1005 01:00:37,514 --> 01:00:40,934 Yes. Lo and I get to fricking party again? 1006 01:00:41,017 --> 01:00:46,439 Well, I have four fourswhich puts me at, like, 195. 1007 01:00:46,523 --> 01:00:49,818 I tried so hard to beat you.What is your secret? 1008 01:00:49,901 --> 01:00:52,362 -I do not have any secrets.-Do you promise? 1009 01:00:52,445 --> 01:00:54,155 -Yes.-Okay. 1010 01:00:54,239 --> 01:00:59,035 Well,Lola kicks Andrew's ass one more time. 1011 01:01:01,997 --> 01:01:04,332 What do you want to do now, party animal? 1012 01:01:06,376 --> 01:01:08,169 I am not exactly sure. 1013 01:01:08,253 --> 01:01:10,964 -Do you want some more food?-No, thank you. 1014 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,801 [sighs] 1015 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,804 Do you like spending timewith me like this? 1016 01:01:18,513 --> 01:01:21,016 I feel like it's taking a lot out of you, 1017 01:01:21,099 --> 01:01:24,603 but I want you to know thatI can just sit here and, like, not talk. 1018 01:01:25,312 --> 01:01:28,857 I can chill. I can be a chiller.I feel like I'm talking a lot. 1019 01:01:31,359 --> 01:01:34,487 Sometimes it drains me a bit mentallyand physically 1020 01:01:34,571 --> 01:01:36,740 when I spend a lot of time mingling. 1021 01:01:37,574 --> 01:01:38,658 Okay, yeah. 1022 01:01:39,784 --> 01:01:41,494 I'm sorry that I'm draining. 1023 01:01:41,578 --> 01:01:43,580 How can I not be? How can I help that? 1024 01:01:44,205 --> 01:01:46,833 You're probably not going to be able to. 1025 01:01:48,251 --> 01:01:51,254 Sometimes I just needto recover in solitude. 1026 01:01:51,755 --> 01:01:54,341 I actually enjoy being in an empty room. 1027 01:01:56,426 --> 01:01:58,136 Well, I'm very jealous of that. 1028 01:01:59,387 --> 01:02:00,805 Why are you jealous? 1029 01:02:03,391 --> 01:02:06,728 Because I wish I enjoyed the companyof an empty room. 1030 01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:09,898 Have you ever tried to enjoy it? 1031 01:02:13,068 --> 01:02:15,737 "Have you ever tried to enjoy it?" No. 1032 01:02:42,097 --> 01:02:45,475 I'm ready for bed and I do not mindyou scratching my back. 1033 01:02:47,852 --> 01:02:50,146 [Andrew]I'm going to do my best Domino impression. 1034 01:02:50,230 --> 01:02:51,773 Go like this. 1035 01:02:52,857 --> 01:02:54,359 And go like that. 1036 01:02:55,110 --> 01:02:56,486 -Like this?-Yeah. 1037 01:02:56,570 --> 01:02:57,571 Okay. 1038 01:02:58,196 --> 01:02:59,781 And go across. 1039 01:02:59,864 --> 01:03:01,324 -Like, across your back?-Mm-hmm. 1040 01:03:01,408 --> 01:03:02,409 Okay. 1041 01:03:05,704 --> 01:03:07,622 -More pressure, please.-Okay. 1042 01:03:38,278 --> 01:03:39,613 [video playing through phone] 1043 01:03:39,696 --> 01:03:41,281 You're trash, kid. 1044 01:03:41,364 --> 01:03:43,992 [door opens, closes] 1045 01:03:46,453 --> 01:03:48,455 -[Joseph sighs]-[Andrew] Hey. 1046 01:03:49,581 --> 01:03:50,582 Fun night? 1047 01:03:50,665 --> 01:03:51,958 Yep. 1048 01:03:52,042 --> 01:03:55,712 Dinner and a movie and a…[clears throat] …long ride home. [sighs] 1049 01:03:57,797 --> 01:03:59,758 We were just talking about you. 1050 01:03:59,841 --> 01:04:02,677 Was saying to Domino that you,um, remind me of myself. 1051 01:04:03,303 --> 01:04:04,596 That's interesting. 1052 01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:05,680 [Joseph] Hmm. 1053 01:04:07,182 --> 01:04:09,059 -How?-How was Lola tonight? 1054 01:04:09,142 --> 01:04:12,771 She's great. She was great.Um, we played 500 Rummy. 1055 01:04:12,854 --> 01:04:13,855 I love that game. 1056 01:04:13,939 --> 01:04:15,232 Where are your socks, man? 1057 01:04:17,025 --> 01:04:18,318 Uh… 1058 01:04:18,401 --> 01:04:20,570 I, um… [smacks lips] …took them off. 1059 01:04:20,654 --> 01:04:24,032 They're in my shoesbecause it was getting hot in here. 1060 01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:28,203 It is really hot in here. 1061 01:04:28,286 --> 01:04:31,581 Yeah, it was really hot at,like, 20 minutes ago, especially. 1062 01:04:32,207 --> 01:04:33,750 Is that your shirt? 1063 01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:36,419 -It is, actually, yeah.-Class of 2018? 1064 01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:38,547 Mm-hmm. 1065 01:04:38,630 --> 01:04:39,756 How old are you? 1066 01:04:41,841 --> 01:04:43,718 I'm, uh, I'm 22. 1067 01:04:43,802 --> 01:04:44,970 [laughs] 1068 01:04:45,053 --> 01:04:47,597 I don't even remember being 22. 1069 01:04:47,681 --> 01:04:49,516 I didn't realize you were that old. 1070 01:04:50,141 --> 01:04:51,142 [chuckles] 1071 01:04:52,394 --> 01:04:54,813 Lots to figure out after college. [sighs] 1072 01:04:56,523 --> 01:04:58,775 Yeah, lots to figure out, always. 1073 01:04:58,858 --> 01:05:00,986 Want to help us figure out our stuff? 1074 01:05:01,570 --> 01:05:02,571 I'm sorry? 1075 01:05:02,654 --> 01:05:05,490 We've both had too much to drink.Andrew, I'm sorry. 1076 01:05:05,574 --> 01:05:07,450 We're going to go to bed. 1077 01:05:07,534 --> 01:05:10,620 [Andrew]Yeah, no worries at all. I'll leave you. 1078 01:05:10,704 --> 01:05:13,623 -I still got to pay you for sitting.-No, it's fine. You can Venmo me. 1079 01:05:13,707 --> 01:05:16,293 Mmm. No, I got cash. 1080 01:05:16,376 --> 01:05:17,419 Thank you. 1081 01:05:18,795 --> 01:05:20,088 Good night, Domino. 1082 01:05:21,923 --> 01:05:23,592 [sighs] 1083 01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:26,011 [door closes] 1084 01:05:26,094 --> 01:05:27,596 What's the third lesson? 1085 01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,140 Be somewhere alone with her. 1086 01:05:30,223 --> 01:05:32,642 Quiet. Other people around is bad news. 1087 01:05:32,726 --> 01:05:35,228 So, say "Let's go somewhere quiet"? 1088 01:05:35,312 --> 01:05:36,980 Where the fuck is my Meat Stick vest? 1089 01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:39,316 -Don't you have multiple?-Yes. But one's in the hamper. 1090 01:05:39,399 --> 01:05:41,651 I don't want to go to workwith a smelly-ass vest on. 1091 01:05:41,735 --> 01:05:43,028 Can you help me for a second? 1092 01:05:43,111 --> 01:05:45,363 It's somewhere in this room.Check my drawers or something. 1093 01:05:45,447 --> 01:05:46,907 [groans] 1094 01:05:50,827 --> 01:05:53,955 You should just, like, ask her to goto the water fountain with you. 1095 01:05:54,039 --> 01:05:56,333 That's where I had my first kiss.You can, like-- 1096 01:05:56,416 --> 01:05:58,460 Or you could just not say anything,grab her hand 1097 01:05:58,543 --> 01:06:00,420 and start walking with herand she'll be like, 1098 01:06:00,503 --> 01:06:02,672 "Oh, my God. Are we aboutto have our first kiss right now?" 1099 01:06:02,756 --> 01:06:06,509 -Won't that be creepy?-Yes. No, not if you pull it off. 1100 01:06:06,593 --> 01:06:08,011 [David] I don't think I can. 1101 01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:11,848 Well, you won't with that attitude, David.Where is my Meat Stick vest? 1102 01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:25,570 [cell phone vibrates] 1103 01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:30,116 Hi, this is Andrew. 1104 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,993 Hey, this is Mr. Ron. 1105 01:06:32,077 --> 01:06:35,330 I'm calling to offer you a jobat Hope Loves a Friend. 1106 01:06:37,123 --> 01:06:39,334 Um, w-wow. 1107 01:06:39,417 --> 01:06:42,212 Uh, I think today's my last day workingat Meat Sticks. 1108 01:06:42,796 --> 01:06:46,508 Thank you so much. I'm so excited.Is this a prank? 1109 01:06:46,591 --> 01:06:48,510 ♪ I'm done working at Meat Sticks ♪ 1110 01:06:48,593 --> 01:06:49,594 [cell phone chimes] 1111 01:07:08,363 --> 01:07:10,073 Macy, what are you doing tonight? 1112 01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:12,534 -[club music plays]-[people cheering] 1113 01:07:44,649 --> 01:07:45,775 Excuse me, miss. 1114 01:07:49,029 --> 01:07:49,946 Hello. 1115 01:07:53,533 --> 01:07:54,534 Mist-- 1116 01:07:55,785 --> 01:07:56,786 Mister bar-- 1117 01:08:06,838 --> 01:08:08,048 What are you trying to get? 1118 01:08:08,131 --> 01:08:10,217 Who is the discount Bradley Cooper? 1119 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:15,513 [laughs] He's getting vodka sodasfor me and Lizzie. 1120 01:08:15,597 --> 01:08:17,473 Mm-hmm. How was your play? 1121 01:08:18,433 --> 01:08:20,477 It ended. And then we came here. 1122 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,561 Naturally. 1123 01:08:22,145 --> 01:08:23,521 I'm not lying. 1124 01:08:23,605 --> 01:08:25,147 Oh, I don't think you are. 1125 01:08:27,067 --> 01:08:29,777 -Mister bartender.-[smacks lips] Oh, good. Great. 1126 01:08:29,861 --> 01:08:30,987 [cell phone chimes] 1127 01:08:40,705 --> 01:08:44,960 ["Put It Down" plays] 1128 01:09:20,996 --> 01:09:22,414 [Domino chuckles] 1129 01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:28,003 Oh. 1130 01:09:28,085 --> 01:09:29,295 [Andrew] What? 1131 01:09:29,379 --> 01:09:30,964 I really want a cigarette. 1132 01:09:31,714 --> 01:09:32,716 Have one. 1133 01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:35,759 No, I quit. [clears throat] 1134 01:09:38,763 --> 01:09:40,389 Who's with Lola tonight? 1135 01:09:41,057 --> 01:09:42,433 My parents. 1136 01:09:42,517 --> 01:09:45,020 -Where is your fiancé?-Chicago. 1137 01:09:47,813 --> 01:09:49,441 Why is he your fiancé? 1138 01:09:50,191 --> 01:09:52,067 Why is he my fiancé? 1139 01:09:52,152 --> 01:09:56,406 Yeah. What's going on there in terms of,like, why he's your fiancé? 1140 01:09:58,783 --> 01:09:59,910 You're drunk. 1141 01:10:00,535 --> 01:10:01,745 [laughs] 1142 01:10:01,828 --> 01:10:03,496 You walked in a tilde out here. 1143 01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:04,748 A tilde? 1144 01:10:04,831 --> 01:10:08,960 [laughs] Yeah,like the Spanish accent over the "n". 1145 01:10:09,044 --> 01:10:10,420 I know what a tilde is. 1146 01:10:10,503 --> 01:10:13,131 -I know how to soft step.-[laughs] 1147 01:10:13,215 --> 01:10:16,801 I just don't want to right now.I want to hear why you're getting married. 1148 01:10:19,346 --> 01:10:21,139 Because I want commitment. 1149 01:10:22,515 --> 01:10:24,059 It doesn't seem like that. 1150 01:10:24,935 --> 01:10:26,186 I know. 1151 01:10:28,730 --> 01:10:33,443 But I want to be firmly plantedin adult world. 1152 01:10:34,486 --> 01:10:39,699 And I want to--I want everything else to be shut down. 1153 01:10:40,575 --> 01:10:42,244 And I want to build something. 1154 01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:44,996 Is he your soul mate? 1155 01:10:46,081 --> 01:10:49,084 -Do you believe in soul mates?-Yeah, I do. 1156 01:10:50,085 --> 01:10:51,628 [chuckles] 1157 01:10:51,711 --> 01:10:55,674 I think, on the Earth, we all have,like, a ton of soul mates. 1158 01:10:57,092 --> 01:11:00,428 I think for you, maybe it's likea special case where you only have a few… 1159 01:11:00,512 --> 01:11:02,180 [laughs] 1160 01:11:02,264 --> 01:11:05,433 …who, like, could beand really are your soul mates. 1161 01:11:08,395 --> 01:11:10,730 But most of the peoplein the world aren't your soul mate. 1162 01:11:10,814 --> 01:11:12,607 How many soul mates? 1163 01:11:12,691 --> 01:11:14,651 For you, like, four. 1164 01:11:14,734 --> 01:11:15,777 Four? 1165 01:11:15,860 --> 01:11:18,572 -Yeah. Four soul mates.-I probably haven't met any of them. 1166 01:11:18,655 --> 01:11:22,242 No, you have. God puts them, like,on your path so you'll cross. 1167 01:11:22,325 --> 01:11:23,326 How many do you have? 1168 01:11:24,035 --> 01:11:25,328 Like, 1,200. 1169 01:11:25,412 --> 01:11:26,705 [laughs] 1170 01:11:27,872 --> 01:11:28,873 Have you met any? 1171 01:11:28,957 --> 01:11:30,208 Yes. 1172 01:11:33,378 --> 01:11:34,629 [inhales deeply] 1173 01:11:34,713 --> 01:11:36,006 Domino, Domino, Domino. 1174 01:11:36,089 --> 01:11:37,799 -[gasps]-[glass shatters] 1175 01:11:37,883 --> 01:11:39,050 [people gasping] 1176 01:11:39,134 --> 01:11:40,927 [Andrew]Oh, my God. That's a ton of blood. 1177 01:11:43,930 --> 01:11:45,599 Why do you want to go to Chicago? 1178 01:11:47,726 --> 01:11:51,313 Hmm. Because I want change and… 1179 01:11:53,899 --> 01:11:59,613 I think I want to go to college andthere are a lot more options in Chicago. 1180 01:12:01,156 --> 01:12:04,492 And I just feel likemy whole life is happening there. 1181 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:08,204 -You should definitely go to college.-I knew you would say that. 1182 01:12:08,288 --> 01:12:10,624 But you should go hereso Lola and I can hang out 1183 01:12:10,707 --> 01:12:13,585 when you're busy studyingand doing your essays. 1184 01:12:13,668 --> 01:12:14,753 [Domino laughs] 1185 01:12:16,963 --> 01:12:20,717 I had this dream the other nightthat I was working on the common app. 1186 01:12:21,801 --> 01:12:26,431 And Lola was there, and I couldn't focus. 1187 01:12:26,514 --> 01:12:29,768 And then you came in and you were like, 1188 01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:32,479 "Are you ready to turn it in?"And I just… 1189 01:12:34,314 --> 01:12:35,315 freaked out. 1190 01:12:35,398 --> 01:12:38,401 I was freaking outbecause I hadn't even started it. 1191 01:12:40,111 --> 01:12:41,321 And then you were like… 1192 01:12:43,782 --> 01:12:46,451 "It's okay. You have plenty of time.'' 1193 01:12:48,995 --> 01:12:50,956 And I had side-swept bangs. 1194 01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:58,547 Did the side-swept bangs suck?Is that why you're tearing up right now? 1195 01:12:58,630 --> 01:13:01,508 [laughs, sniffs] 1196 01:13:05,762 --> 01:13:08,181 Do you know I was married to Lola's dad? 1197 01:13:09,391 --> 01:13:10,392 No. 1198 01:13:15,981 --> 01:13:17,190 He left. 1199 01:13:23,405 --> 01:13:26,449 I want to thank youfor being so kind to Lola. 1200 01:13:30,954 --> 01:13:32,455 Easiest thing in the world. 1201 01:13:32,539 --> 01:13:33,873 [sniffs] 1202 01:13:37,335 --> 01:13:39,379 I want you to be in Lola's life. 1203 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,676 But I don't want youto babysit for us anymore. 1204 01:13:49,431 --> 01:13:50,432 Why? 1205 01:13:52,642 --> 01:13:54,811 Because I want you to do your 20s. 1206 01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:09,492 I feel like there are thingsthat you just, like, don't say to me. 1207 01:14:12,579 --> 01:14:19,002 And I can't tell whether you're, like,holding back a desire to be close 1208 01:14:19,085 --> 01:14:21,630 or a desire to be distant. 1209 01:14:26,009 --> 01:14:28,637 For me,it's holding back a desire to be close. 1210 01:14:37,187 --> 01:14:38,188 [Domino grunts] 1211 01:14:38,897 --> 01:14:41,316 ["Forest Green" plays] 1212 01:14:47,864 --> 01:14:50,116 [both breathing heavily] 1213 01:15:03,755 --> 01:15:05,840 [car approaching] 1214 01:15:07,717 --> 01:15:09,844 -Oh, my God.-[horn honks] 1215 01:15:09,928 --> 01:15:12,347 You have to go.And you have to go out that door. 1216 01:15:12,430 --> 01:15:13,723 Oh, fuck, he said tomorrow. 1217 01:15:13,807 --> 01:15:15,725 -Domino, look at me for a second.-No. 1218 01:15:25,318 --> 01:15:26,611 [Joseph] It's just me. 1219 01:15:43,378 --> 01:15:44,379 Hey. 1220 01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:51,636 How are your friends? 1221 01:15:57,434 --> 01:15:59,436 I'm kissing Margs tomorrow. 1222 01:16:01,897 --> 01:16:04,024 -Andrew?-That's great. That's awesome. 1223 01:16:06,234 --> 01:16:08,778 Can you tell me the other lessons? 1224 01:16:08,862 --> 01:16:10,780 No. Not right now. 1225 01:16:11,489 --> 01:16:12,741 What? 1226 01:16:12,824 --> 01:16:13,658 Why? 1227 01:16:13,742 --> 01:16:15,827 Because I don't have any lessons. 1228 01:16:15,911 --> 01:16:18,872 Every time you asked me for a lesson,I just pulled something out of my ass. 1229 01:16:18,955 --> 01:16:20,832 And I don't want to do that right now. 1230 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:26,004 Wait. S-So you've been messing with me? 1231 01:16:26,087 --> 01:16:29,257 David, can you please fuck off right now?I don't want to talk. 1232 01:16:29,341 --> 01:16:31,927 [stammers] I don't have any lessons.I don't know shit. 1233 01:16:37,182 --> 01:16:39,768 I guess I don't knowwhy I thought you know shit. 1234 01:16:39,851 --> 01:16:41,603 You don't even have a girlfriend. 1235 01:16:42,145 --> 01:16:45,440 You want to get your ass kickedright now? Is that why you said that? 1236 01:16:45,523 --> 01:16:47,984 -That's not funny.-I'm not trying to be funny. 1237 01:16:48,693 --> 01:16:50,445 You're not the only one who can be mean. 1238 01:16:51,863 --> 01:16:54,908 You're not mean, David.You're just really fucking annoying. 1239 01:17:26,022 --> 01:17:27,065 Hi, Andrew. 1240 01:17:27,148 --> 01:17:28,984 What's up, chiller? Hey, Joseph. 1241 01:17:29,067 --> 01:17:30,402 Hey. 1242 01:17:31,444 --> 01:17:33,321 Hey, can you hold another thing right now? 1243 01:17:33,947 --> 01:17:36,199 It depends on what that thing is. 1244 01:17:36,283 --> 01:17:38,076 All right. Wait right there. Hold on. 1245 01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:39,369 [Lola] What is it? 1246 01:17:39,452 --> 01:17:40,704 [Andrew] It is… 1247 01:17:42,247 --> 01:17:45,208 Oh, you know, just a MoYu 13-by-13. 1248 01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:47,711 It's for you, it's yours. 1249 01:17:48,670 --> 01:17:50,672 Thank you very much for this. 1250 01:17:51,172 --> 01:17:53,091 You sure you can hold it? Yes, you can. 1251 01:17:53,174 --> 01:17:55,552 That's really kind of you, Andrew. 1252 01:17:56,553 --> 01:17:58,972 Hey, Lola, why don't yougo sit at that table over there 1253 01:17:59,055 --> 01:18:01,558 and claim our territorybefore everybody gets here. 1254 01:18:05,353 --> 01:18:07,731 Listen, um, we haven't told Lola yet, 1255 01:18:07,814 --> 01:18:10,108 but we're not gonna need youto babysit anymore. 1256 01:18:10,942 --> 01:18:11,943 Why? 1257 01:18:12,694 --> 01:18:14,237 Lots of reasons. 1258 01:18:15,113 --> 01:18:17,240 One of them being I finished my trial. 1259 01:18:17,324 --> 01:18:18,575 We settled. 1260 01:18:18,658 --> 01:18:19,659 Congratulations. 1261 01:18:19,743 --> 01:18:22,704 Yeah. So, I'm actually gonnabe taking some time off. 1262 01:18:22,787 --> 01:18:25,415 We won't need a sitter anymore. 1263 01:18:27,918 --> 01:18:29,419 Where's Domino right now? 1264 01:18:30,003 --> 01:18:31,004 She's at home. 1265 01:18:33,673 --> 01:18:34,799 Is she okay? 1266 01:18:34,883 --> 01:18:37,510 Yeah, she just didn't feel like comingto a party tonight. 1267 01:18:39,763 --> 01:18:41,473 Why are you so fucking vague, man? 1268 01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:44,267 -What?-Is she, like, sick or what? 1269 01:18:44,351 --> 01:18:48,396 Look, Mr. Schindler's looking over herelike he wants you to get back to your job. 1270 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:51,900 I'm going to let you do that.I'm gonna go sit with Lola. 1271 01:18:56,321 --> 01:19:00,575 Could you do me a solid?Could you pour me, like, a straight water? 1272 01:19:00,659 --> 01:19:02,369 And by water I mean vodka. 1273 01:19:06,248 --> 01:19:08,875 [door opens, closes] 1274 01:19:09,793 --> 01:19:10,919 Stepdad Greg. 1275 01:19:11,002 --> 01:19:14,714 [Greg] Hey. I just showed upwith your mom and brother. 1276 01:19:16,299 --> 01:19:18,301 Well,I didn't think you were showing up alone 1277 01:19:18,385 --> 01:19:20,512 to Benjamin Schindler's bar mitzvah party. 1278 01:19:20,595 --> 01:19:24,307 [Greg] I hear we're driving you homebecause you Ubered. Is that right? 1279 01:19:24,391 --> 01:19:26,101 That's right. Yes. 1280 01:19:26,184 --> 01:19:30,188 Although I feel like allthat Uber money might be worth it 1281 01:19:30,272 --> 01:19:32,774 to not smell that fish in your car. 1282 01:19:34,359 --> 01:19:36,361 -What fish?-I have no idea. 1283 01:19:36,444 --> 01:19:39,531 I assumed you had many fish in your car. 1284 01:19:39,614 --> 01:19:43,076 -Did you put fish in my car?-No, man, your car just reeks. 1285 01:19:44,327 --> 01:19:45,370 All right, Andrew. 1286 01:19:46,121 --> 01:19:49,291 Have a nice nightmaking certain people feel happy. 1287 01:19:49,374 --> 01:19:51,501 Have a nice night hating your life. 1288 01:19:53,712 --> 01:19:55,005 Are you drunk right now, son? 1289 01:19:55,088 --> 01:19:57,757 I am. Yes. Sir, yes, sir. 1290 01:19:59,551 --> 01:20:00,635 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1291 01:20:00,719 --> 01:20:03,430 Mr. Schindler wanted you to starta while ago. Where have you been? 1292 01:20:03,513 --> 01:20:06,349 Doping.Tell him his kid's party's gonna be lit. 1293 01:20:06,433 --> 01:20:10,312 Yeah, I'm going to tell himhis kid's party starter was doping. 1294 01:20:10,395 --> 01:20:12,314 What? You stink. 1295 01:20:12,397 --> 01:20:13,690 [whispers] Nah, you stink. 1296 01:20:13,773 --> 01:20:15,859 You stink. You have a job to do right now. 1297 01:20:15,942 --> 01:20:19,070 Well, Mr. Schindler'swearing a clown costume, so. 1298 01:20:19,154 --> 01:20:22,365 You start now and I'll tell himyou were just pooping. Okay? 1299 01:20:22,449 --> 01:20:24,618 Okay, great.Tell him whatever you want, Mom. 1300 01:20:25,368 --> 01:20:26,411 Job. 1301 01:20:26,494 --> 01:20:28,038 Okay, got it. 1302 01:20:28,121 --> 01:20:29,706 Jesus Christ. 1303 01:20:29,789 --> 01:20:30,957 -[David] Hey.-What? 1304 01:20:31,041 --> 01:20:34,669 I'm really sorry about last night.I need advice. I'm really nervous. 1305 01:20:35,962 --> 01:20:38,506 Everybody's nervous.You got it. I got to go. 1306 01:20:42,844 --> 01:20:46,556 Hello, everybody.Are you guys ready for a circus? 1307 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:47,682 [people cheering] 1308 01:20:47,766 --> 01:20:49,851 [Andrew]You ready for some music? All right. 1309 01:20:49,935 --> 01:20:52,938 I know how hard it is for some of youto get on the dance floor, 1310 01:20:53,021 --> 01:20:54,564 but the way we're going to start tonight 1311 01:20:54,648 --> 01:20:57,817 is everybody is gonna dothe Cha Cha Slide. 1312 01:20:57,901 --> 01:21:00,946 Every single person. No exceptions. 1313 01:21:01,738 --> 01:21:03,365 I'm literally not going to start the song 1314 01:21:03,448 --> 01:21:06,201 until every single person ison the dance floor. 1315 01:21:16,086 --> 01:21:19,506 Hey. Um, do you want to walk with meto the water fountain 1316 01:21:19,589 --> 01:21:21,508 while everybody's dancingto the Cha Cha Slide? 1317 01:21:21,591 --> 01:21:22,968 ["Cha Cha Slide" plays] 1318 01:21:23,051 --> 01:21:24,302 [chuckles] Yeah. 1319 01:21:24,386 --> 01:21:25,971 [music continues, muffled] 1320 01:21:31,101 --> 01:21:35,063 Are we just getting water,or should we hang out back here? 1321 01:21:35,146 --> 01:21:38,775 Um, we can hang out back here. 1322 01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:56,793 Um, how was your soccer game? 1323 01:21:58,169 --> 01:21:59,963 Good. We won. [chuckles] 1324 01:22:00,046 --> 01:22:01,339 Congratulations. 1325 01:22:02,382 --> 01:22:05,343 I scored a goal for you. [sighs] 1326 01:22:06,636 --> 01:22:07,721 That's nice. 1327 01:22:09,598 --> 01:22:12,809 -[guest 1] That's a really nice necklace.-[guest 2] Whose cube is that? 1328 01:22:12,893 --> 01:22:15,937 Do you want to… [inhales deeply] 1329 01:22:16,021 --> 01:22:17,230 Kiss? [chuckles] 1330 01:22:17,314 --> 01:22:18,940 [Lola] I just got it as a gift. 1331 01:22:19,691 --> 01:22:21,234 -[guest 1] Come on. Give it.-[Lola] No. 1332 01:22:21,318 --> 01:22:22,569 What are you looking at? 1333 01:22:22,652 --> 01:22:24,195 [Lola] Hey. 1334 01:22:24,279 --> 01:22:26,072 -I'll be right back.-All right. 1335 01:22:26,156 --> 01:22:29,326 [DJ Casper] ♪ To the leftTake it back now, y'all ♪ 1336 01:22:29,409 --> 01:22:33,413 ♪ One hop this timeRight foot, let's stomp ♪ 1337 01:22:33,496 --> 01:22:37,125 ♪ Left foot, let's stompCha cha real smooth ♪ 1338 01:22:37,208 --> 01:22:42,088 ♪ Cha cha now, y'allNow it's time to get funky… ♪ 1339 01:22:44,341 --> 01:22:47,594 -Give my cube back. Give it.-You're tall enough. 1340 01:22:47,677 --> 01:22:50,305 -[David] Give her her stuff back.-Get off. 1341 01:22:52,432 --> 01:22:53,892 -[grunts]-Oh, shit, Rodrigo. 1342 01:22:53,975 --> 01:22:55,310 [Lola] Fuck head. 1343 01:22:56,311 --> 01:22:58,563 [Andrew] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 1344 01:22:59,147 --> 01:23:00,398 -Are you okay?-[parent] Hey! 1345 01:23:00,482 --> 01:23:01,983 Relax, relax. Relax. 1346 01:23:02,067 --> 01:23:03,151 -[Lisa] Hey!-Goddamn it. 1347 01:23:03,235 --> 01:23:06,154 -[yelps]-Hey, don't push my mom. 1348 01:23:06,821 --> 01:23:08,448 -[grunts]-[guest] Whoa! 1349 01:23:08,531 --> 01:23:09,991 [David] Yo, what the hell? 1350 01:23:10,075 --> 01:23:11,076 [Greg] Hey. 1351 01:23:11,660 --> 01:23:12,827 [grunts] 1352 01:23:12,911 --> 01:23:13,912 Damn. 1353 01:23:17,624 --> 01:23:21,294 Andrew, there are boundariesthat come with a professional gig. 1354 01:23:21,378 --> 01:23:23,588 Every profession has those boundaries. 1355 01:23:24,214 --> 01:23:28,009 Okay, but the way you putthat man to sleep, stepdad Greg. 1356 01:23:28,093 --> 01:23:29,761 Andrew, this isn't funny. 1357 01:23:29,844 --> 01:23:31,513 Mom, I'm sorry that you got slugged, 1358 01:23:31,596 --> 01:23:34,933 but those kids that Rodrigoand David were fighting are pricks. 1359 01:23:35,016 --> 01:23:37,394 Every kid in their gradeis going to sleep very well tonight, 1360 01:23:37,477 --> 01:23:40,438 knowing they got their asses kicked.Along with that prick dad. 1361 01:23:40,522 --> 01:23:42,566 -Now they won't fuck with people.-The language. 1362 01:23:42,649 --> 01:23:44,651 Yeah. It was worth it, Mom and Greg. 1363 01:23:44,734 --> 01:23:47,654 Yeah, I've been waitingto kick their asses for three years now. 1364 01:23:47,737 --> 01:23:48,780 Unbelievable. 1365 01:23:48,863 --> 01:23:51,575 And, Greg, that was the meanest right hookI've ever seen, my boy. 1366 01:23:51,658 --> 01:23:54,286 Yeah, Greg.I did not know you could move like that. 1367 01:23:54,369 --> 01:23:56,162 What are you, Jake Paul? 1368 01:23:56,246 --> 01:23:59,457 [all laughing] 1369 01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:01,167 [Rodrigo speaks indistinctly] 1370 01:24:01,251 --> 01:24:05,088 I knew you would like that one, dog.He literally fell asleep. 1371 01:24:07,215 --> 01:24:09,050 Well, no one hits your mother. 1372 01:24:17,642 --> 01:24:19,144 Mom, it's not on the table. 1373 01:24:19,227 --> 01:24:21,354 -Did you look in my bag?-Yes, it's not there. 1374 01:24:21,438 --> 01:24:23,315 I don't know.Maybe it's on my bedside table. 1375 01:24:23,398 --> 01:24:24,357 Okay. 1376 01:24:24,441 --> 01:24:26,735 Uh, look, I really don't want youto drive right now. 1377 01:24:26,818 --> 01:24:29,738 -Greg, I had one drink.-Where are you going? 1378 01:24:29,821 --> 01:24:31,865 I'm going to my friend's housebecause she's sick 1379 01:24:31,948 --> 01:24:34,200 -and I want to go check on her.-Why are you in such a hurry? 1380 01:24:34,284 --> 01:24:36,995 I'm not in a hurry. You need toput ice on that. It looks horrible. 1381 01:24:37,078 --> 01:24:38,538 David, can you come upstairs with me? 1382 01:24:38,622 --> 01:24:41,458 And, you guys, ice your fists. 1383 01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:42,959 'Cause of your punches. 1384 01:24:43,043 --> 01:24:45,212 -Mmm, oh, yes, sir.-Yes, sir. 1385 01:24:45,295 --> 01:24:46,713 David, come up here. 1386 01:24:50,425 --> 01:24:53,386 I'm really sorry.I was having a bad 24 hours. 1387 01:24:55,013 --> 01:24:58,141 -It's okay.-It's not okay, but I'm really sorry. 1388 01:25:00,310 --> 01:25:02,771 -Did you have your first kiss tonight?-No. 1389 01:25:02,854 --> 01:25:04,147 You didn't? That's good. 1390 01:25:04,231 --> 01:25:07,234 That's actually really, really goodbecause I realized something. 1391 01:25:08,068 --> 01:25:10,070 My lessons sucked. 1392 01:25:10,153 --> 01:25:11,655 They were, like, super misleading. 1393 01:25:11,738 --> 01:25:13,865 I kept telling youthat it was all about Margaret 1394 01:25:13,949 --> 01:25:15,951 and about, like,giving her all your attention, 1395 01:25:16,910 --> 01:25:19,871 but I forgot to say that you haveto pay attention to yourself too. 1396 01:25:21,081 --> 01:25:24,292 It's not easy, like we were saying.It's actually really hard. 1397 01:25:25,502 --> 01:25:27,921 Because you've got to gofor what you want, too. 1398 01:25:29,172 --> 01:25:30,924 Kissing is for two people to enjoy. 1399 01:25:34,177 --> 01:25:35,262 I got to go. 1400 01:25:37,013 --> 01:25:39,599 Really, really,really awesome shit tonight. 1401 01:25:39,683 --> 01:25:41,851 I'm so proud to be your big brother. 1402 01:25:43,270 --> 01:25:44,479 Love you. 1403 01:25:44,563 --> 01:25:46,439 -Andrew?-Yes. What? 1404 01:25:48,733 --> 01:25:49,734 Good luck. 1405 01:25:50,735 --> 01:25:51,736 Thank you. 1406 01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:05,625 Hey. 1407 01:26:07,043 --> 01:26:08,920 -Hi.-Hi. 1408 01:26:10,171 --> 01:26:11,214 Are you sick? 1409 01:26:11,298 --> 01:26:13,466 No, I just didn't want to go to the party. 1410 01:26:13,550 --> 01:26:16,052 W-W-What are you-- It's not over. 1411 01:26:16,136 --> 01:26:17,220 It's not. 1412 01:26:17,304 --> 01:26:19,431 I just wanted to comeand tell you something 1413 01:26:19,514 --> 01:26:22,475 'cause I feel like I'm not goingto get another chance to tell you… 1414 01:26:23,184 --> 01:26:26,813 that I feel likeyou don't want to get married. 1415 01:26:26,897 --> 01:26:28,398 So, I don't think that you should. 1416 01:26:30,567 --> 01:26:31,776 And I love you. 1417 01:26:33,153 --> 01:26:35,363 -You don't love me.-Yeah, I do. 1418 01:26:39,034 --> 01:26:41,494 And more than anything,I just want you to be happy. 1419 01:26:45,665 --> 01:26:46,875 I am happy. 1420 01:26:51,546 --> 01:26:55,634 When I'm with you,I feel so… [chuckles] …alive, 1421 01:26:55,717 --> 01:26:57,469 and I feel so special. 1422 01:26:59,179 --> 01:27:00,555 But that's because it's all… 1423 01:27:03,141 --> 01:27:04,392 possibility. 1424 01:27:07,354 --> 01:27:09,189 We're not in a relationship. 1425 01:27:09,272 --> 01:27:12,067 -But what if we were in a relationship?-I don't know. 1426 01:27:14,653 --> 01:27:19,115 And I don't want to knowbecause you are 22, 1427 01:27:20,075 --> 01:27:22,577 and you deserve so much more than this. 1428 01:27:22,661 --> 01:27:24,955 You can't just decidethat you love somebody, 1429 01:27:25,038 --> 01:27:27,123 and then that's that,and everything's great. 1430 01:27:27,207 --> 01:27:28,833 -Yes, you can.-No, you can't. 1431 01:27:28,917 --> 01:27:31,753 Yes, you can. You can. 1432 01:27:36,216 --> 01:27:38,593 You don't even know who you are yet. 1433 01:27:40,554 --> 01:27:42,889 Giving your heart to somebody is… 1434 01:27:44,266 --> 01:27:45,892 the scariest, 1435 01:27:46,726 --> 01:27:48,019 most dangerous, 1436 01:27:49,563 --> 01:27:52,357 most perplexing thing. 1437 01:27:53,733 --> 01:27:56,069 What if we just kiss?Maybe you'll change your mind. 1438 01:27:56,903 --> 01:27:58,572 [laughs] 1439 01:27:59,906 --> 01:28:00,907 No. 1440 01:28:04,202 --> 01:28:06,204 I want to marry him. 1441 01:28:07,706 --> 01:28:09,624 I do. I really want to marry him, 1442 01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:15,505 and I know that it doesn't seem like thatbecause of what I do, but I want that. 1443 01:28:15,589 --> 01:28:17,883 It's just that I'm so scared… 1444 01:28:17,966 --> 01:28:18,967 [sniffs] 1445 01:28:20,427 --> 01:28:22,012 …because the first one left. 1446 01:28:22,095 --> 01:28:23,889 He left me. [whimpers] 1447 01:28:29,394 --> 01:28:32,647 Marrying Joseph is the thingthat will help you the most. 1448 01:28:32,731 --> 01:28:34,065 What? 1449 01:28:34,149 --> 01:28:37,819 The other night you said that the thingsthat really scare you are the things 1450 01:28:37,903 --> 01:28:39,654 that are gonna help you the most. 1451 01:28:39,738 --> 01:28:41,531 I had thought that you were-- 1452 01:28:43,158 --> 01:28:45,243 I thought that you were talking about me. 1453 01:28:47,203 --> 01:28:49,664 Because I'm a-an idiot. 1454 01:28:50,582 --> 01:28:52,417 [car approaching] 1455 01:29:22,197 --> 01:29:24,241 -[engine revs]-[knocks] 1456 01:29:24,324 --> 01:29:25,492 I'm really sorry. 1457 01:29:25,575 --> 01:29:27,077 [Joseph] Roll the window down. 1458 01:29:30,413 --> 01:29:32,999 I'm really sorry, man.I'm-- I'm-- I'm a dumb kid. 1459 01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:35,752 I know. It's okay. 1460 01:29:39,506 --> 01:29:41,466 Thanks for looking out for Lola tonight. 1461 01:29:43,385 --> 01:29:44,970 Andrew, look at me for a second. 1462 01:29:46,346 --> 01:29:48,014 Thanks for looking out for my family. 1463 01:29:49,516 --> 01:29:51,434 -You good to drive?-Yeah. 1464 01:29:54,187 --> 01:29:55,188 [sniffs] 1465 01:29:58,066 --> 01:29:59,109 [cries] 1466 01:30:01,486 --> 01:30:02,612 [sighs] 1467 01:30:05,699 --> 01:30:07,409 [breathes heavily] 1468 01:30:09,369 --> 01:30:12,706 [sobs] I'm drunk, now. 1469 01:30:12,789 --> 01:30:14,207 [cries] 1470 01:30:32,976 --> 01:30:38,273 Mom, can you, um, can you pick me upin Greg's car right now? 1471 01:30:40,442 --> 01:30:44,654 Yeah, I'm safe.Um, everything is just, like, a mess. 1472 01:30:44,738 --> 01:30:46,448 [cries] 1473 01:30:48,033 --> 01:30:50,035 ["Smartest Man" plays] 1474 01:31:09,971 --> 01:31:11,723 -Hi.-[Mr. Ron] Andrew, this is Ashlin. 1475 01:31:11,806 --> 01:31:15,185 I've heard so many things about you.I hear you're a… 1476 01:31:23,276 --> 01:31:25,779 [no audible dialogue] 1477 01:31:30,784 --> 01:31:32,911 [music continues] 1478 01:31:41,002 --> 01:31:42,462 [no audible dialogue] 1479 01:31:54,558 --> 01:31:56,726 [music continues] 1480 01:32:16,162 --> 01:32:17,914 -[Lisa] Hello?-Hey, it's me. 1481 01:32:19,124 --> 01:32:22,460 I got off early. Can I get David? 1482 01:32:23,086 --> 01:32:24,296 Yeah. 1483 01:32:24,379 --> 01:32:26,131 -Are your keys in here?-[Lisa] Yeah. 1484 01:32:28,592 --> 01:32:30,135 -[Andrew] Mother.-Mm-hmm. 1485 01:32:30,218 --> 01:32:32,012 [Andrew] Can I tell you something? 1486 01:32:32,095 --> 01:32:33,179 Mm-hmm. 1487 01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:37,767 I'm really sorry I gave youthat black eye, 1488 01:32:37,851 --> 01:32:40,729 is the first thing I wanted to say.It looks really cool, though. 1489 01:32:42,105 --> 01:32:43,815 And I also want to tell you 1490 01:32:43,899 --> 01:32:46,651 that I have decidedI'm not going to Barcelona. 1491 01:32:49,362 --> 01:32:51,656 But I do think I'm gonna move out soon. 1492 01:32:53,366 --> 01:32:54,993 I realize I have enough money. 1493 01:32:56,661 --> 01:32:58,580 But I don't thinkI'm going to move very far. 1494 01:33:02,542 --> 01:33:04,127 That sounds great, babe. 1495 01:33:08,882 --> 01:33:12,010 I've been passing our old houseon the way to work. 1496 01:33:12,093 --> 01:33:13,553 Like, I walk by it every day. 1497 01:33:14,346 --> 01:33:16,223 -You have?-Yes. 1498 01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:20,936 And I feel really happyevery time I pass it. 1499 01:33:23,271 --> 01:33:25,190 And I just want you to know that. 1500 01:33:28,485 --> 01:33:31,821 Like, I have this urge to tell youthat I had a really great childhood. 1501 01:33:32,405 --> 01:33:34,950 And I think you're a really great mother. 1502 01:33:35,033 --> 01:33:37,202 I hope you know that. I think that. 1503 01:33:41,373 --> 01:33:43,625 And I also really love your new house. 1504 01:33:43,708 --> 01:33:45,877 And I'm really happy that you're happy. 1505 01:33:47,963 --> 01:33:49,756 Are you trying to kill me? 1506 01:33:49,839 --> 01:33:52,050 [chuckles, sniffs] 1507 01:33:54,010 --> 01:33:55,053 Yes. 1508 01:34:02,686 --> 01:34:04,104 [thunder rumbles] 1509 01:34:11,611 --> 01:34:12,737 [cell phone chimes] 1510 01:34:19,536 --> 01:34:20,745 [Domino] Yeah. Come here. 1511 01:34:35,051 --> 01:34:36,052 [grunts] 1512 01:34:37,304 --> 01:34:39,973 -[breathes heavily] Hey.-Hi. 1513 01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:44,728 For some reason, I was afraidI was never going to see you again. 1514 01:34:44,811 --> 01:34:49,482 Well, I usually don't pick up David.But today I got off work early, so… 1515 01:34:53,486 --> 01:34:54,654 [chuckles] 1516 01:34:57,324 --> 01:35:00,160 You really caught meoff guard the other night. 1517 01:35:00,243 --> 01:35:03,788 I just didn't have a chance to thinkabout what I wanted to say to you. 1518 01:35:03,872 --> 01:35:05,081 [inhales deeply] 1519 01:35:05,999 --> 01:35:09,002 It's not justthat I'm afraid of commitment 1520 01:35:09,085 --> 01:35:10,837 because I've been left before. 1521 01:35:11,796 --> 01:35:13,924 It's becauseyou're deeply in love with me? 1522 01:35:14,674 --> 01:35:17,219 -Yeah.-[both chuckling] 1523 01:35:18,929 --> 01:35:21,640 But what I was gonna say is that… 1524 01:35:22,724 --> 01:35:25,060 it is really hard for me 1525 01:35:25,143 --> 01:35:29,981 to accept the fact thatuntil I leave Earth, 1526 01:35:31,024 --> 01:35:36,029 I'm gonna have always been so tangled. 1527 01:35:40,283 --> 01:35:42,619 She came when I was so young. 1528 01:35:43,453 --> 01:35:44,454 And… 1529 01:35:47,165 --> 01:35:52,212 then everything from therewas defined by her stages. 1530 01:35:53,630 --> 01:35:57,300 And then Joseph came along,and I'm so thankful, but… 1531 01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:02,847 for the rest of my life,everything is going to be defined by them. 1532 01:36:05,308 --> 01:36:06,518 But you, 1533 01:36:08,353 --> 01:36:09,854 you only have you. 1534 01:36:11,022 --> 01:36:15,026 And how scary but how amazing. 1535 01:36:16,444 --> 01:36:19,239 You can just figure things out, 1536 01:36:19,322 --> 01:36:22,701 and you don't have to worryabout bringing another person into it. 1537 01:36:25,370 --> 01:36:30,000 Yeah, um, I think you're so great. 1538 01:36:32,460 --> 01:36:34,296 I'm really sorry that-- 1539 01:36:34,379 --> 01:36:35,630 It's okay. 1540 01:36:46,516 --> 01:36:48,852 -Well, dang, this sucks.-What does? 1541 01:36:48,935 --> 01:36:51,271 You just gave me, like,your farewell speech. 1542 01:36:51,354 --> 01:36:53,982 So this means we're saying goodbye.[chuckles] 1543 01:37:13,501 --> 01:37:14,794 I should go. 1544 01:37:14,878 --> 01:37:17,422 David doesn't think that I'm parking, 1545 01:37:17,505 --> 01:37:19,591 so I should get in-- in the carpool line. 1546 01:37:20,550 --> 01:37:22,552 Um, and I don't want to see Lola. 1547 01:37:22,636 --> 01:37:25,680 I realized the other dayI probably won't see her much anymore, 1548 01:37:25,764 --> 01:37:27,766 and that makes a lot of sense to me. 1549 01:37:28,808 --> 01:37:30,769 Yeah, but that makes me really sad. 1550 01:37:30,852 --> 01:37:32,229 Yeah, it makes me-- 1551 01:37:34,564 --> 01:37:36,233 makes me really sad too. 1552 01:37:36,316 --> 01:37:37,901 Gosh, you're really sweet. 1553 01:37:37,984 --> 01:37:40,237 No, I'm not. I just really love you guys. 1554 01:37:42,989 --> 01:37:45,075 But my memories aren't going anywhere. 1555 01:37:46,826 --> 01:37:48,036 Neither will mine. 1556 01:37:50,580 --> 01:37:52,040 Neither will hers. 1557 01:37:55,043 --> 01:37:56,461 Okay, well. 1558 01:37:58,296 --> 01:37:59,297 Bye. 1559 01:38:05,512 --> 01:38:07,430 -Oh, wait. Hold on.-Yes? 1560 01:38:07,514 --> 01:38:12,936 I was-- I was gonna tryand get you this, um, card. 1561 01:38:13,019 --> 01:38:15,313 I was going to mail it and then… 1562 01:38:17,274 --> 01:38:19,192 -I don't have---You don't have my address. 1563 01:38:19,276 --> 01:38:21,528 No,I don't really know anything about you. 1564 01:38:21,611 --> 01:38:23,780 -[laughs, sniffs]-But you can have it. 1565 01:38:23,863 --> 01:38:25,115 Thank you. 1566 01:38:28,368 --> 01:38:30,537 By the way, I do think I'm a soul mate. 1567 01:38:32,289 --> 01:38:34,207 But I know that Joseph is too. 1568 01:38:41,673 --> 01:38:42,757 [sniffs] 1569 01:38:56,479 --> 01:38:58,231 [students shouting] 1570 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:18,627 [cries] 1571 01:39:22,047 --> 01:39:23,048 [Domino] Whoo! 1572 01:39:29,554 --> 01:39:30,764 [cries] 1573 01:39:42,442 --> 01:39:43,443 [sighs] 1574 01:39:49,908 --> 01:39:50,909 [Domino] Whoo! 1575 01:39:56,414 --> 01:39:57,874 Do you want to talk about it? 1576 01:39:59,584 --> 01:40:03,171 No, not right now. Maybe later.Thank you for asking. 1577 01:40:04,422 --> 01:40:06,591 Well, I'm--I'll probably end up doing homework 1578 01:40:06,675 --> 01:40:09,928 at the dining room table,so whenever you're ready. 1579 01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:16,059 David, I want to be friends forever, okay? 1580 01:40:16,768 --> 01:40:17,769 Okay. 1581 01:40:19,271 --> 01:40:21,481 Can I tell you something sad, though? 1582 01:40:21,565 --> 01:40:24,859 I think I'm not going to be livingin your room much longer. 1583 01:40:24,943 --> 01:40:28,280 I think it's probably timeI find my own place, right? 1584 01:40:29,406 --> 01:40:33,451 Yeah. I mean, that's probably right.It's-- It's a pretty tight space. 1585 01:40:33,535 --> 01:40:36,621 [chuckles] Yes, it is a very tight space. 1586 01:40:38,915 --> 01:40:40,750 Did you talk to Margaret today? 1587 01:40:41,877 --> 01:40:45,922 Um, yeah. We did some talking. 1588 01:40:49,593 --> 01:40:53,346 What? Shut your ass up right now!Did you have your first kiss today? 1589 01:40:54,973 --> 01:40:58,602 You had your first kiss today.What are you talking about right now? 1590 01:40:58,685 --> 01:41:00,937 At school? Oh, my God. 1591 01:41:01,021 --> 01:41:03,481 Okay, so we're-- You're--We're getting home right now. 1592 01:41:03,565 --> 01:41:06,151 You're going to do your homeworkso freaking fast, 1593 01:41:06,234 --> 01:41:08,737 and then you're going to tell meevery single solitary detail. 1594 01:41:08,820 --> 01:41:10,947 And then we're going to breakinto Greg's secret fridge 1595 01:41:11,031 --> 01:41:12,574 and pop some bottles before he gets home. 1596 01:41:28,423 --> 01:41:29,507 [sighs] 1597 01:41:32,928 --> 01:41:34,095 [sighs] 1598 01:41:39,392 --> 01:41:41,019 [footsteps approaching] 1599 01:41:41,102 --> 01:41:42,145 [sniffs] 1600 01:41:45,315 --> 01:41:46,524 Why do you look upset? 1601 01:41:47,317 --> 01:41:48,526 Why do you look upset? 1602 01:41:50,820 --> 01:41:52,614 -What's going on?-[sniffs] 1603 01:41:52,697 --> 01:41:55,784 Um. [breathing heavily] 1604 01:41:55,867 --> 01:41:59,037 I think I'm a little heartbroken too. 1605 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,790 -What? Margaret?-[sighs] Uh. 1606 01:42:01,873 --> 01:42:05,043 [sniffs] No, no. It's… [sniffs] 1607 01:42:05,126 --> 01:42:06,711 I'm going to miss you. 1608 01:42:06,795 --> 01:42:08,421 ["Tools" plays] 1609 01:42:08,505 --> 01:42:09,798 -[sniffs]-Oh. 1610 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,477 I'm gonna miss you too, man. 1611 01:42:22,561 --> 01:42:23,562 [David sniffs] 1612 01:42:29,818 --> 01:42:31,820 [music continues] 1613 01:42:47,419 --> 01:42:49,880 -[no audible dialogue]-[music continues]