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- Greetings, oh masterful one.

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I am but a lowly minion
sitting here before you

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crisscross applesauce,
consummately at your

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infernal service and forever
in your eternal debt.

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I dunno.

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My name is Marcus J.
Trillbury, but my friends,

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my many, many friends call
me Onyx the Fortuitous,

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slayer of the bright realm.

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I dunno.

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I have been a devilish devotee
of yours

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for more years than I can
count.

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I have purchased all of your
books.

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Huh. Interesting.

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Listened to all of your
records.

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And even attempted to complete
your at-home workout regime,

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"The Beelzebub Beef Up."

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But most importantly, I've
been a diligent student

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of your teachings, having
completed the online

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certification process for
Letting a Lil Devil In,

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levels 101, 201, and 301.

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And I was approved for
401, but my mom said

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I had to stop spending money
on the internet, full stop.

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And yes, that did include
bidding on rare

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Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs,
even though last summer I was

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this close to winning a
glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue

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pumaman variant. Goddamn, I
wanted that minifig so bad.

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So when I heard, oh Lord, that
you were running a contest

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for five of your most devoted
followers to take part

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in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic
ritual with you in person,

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I just knew it was my destiny
to attend.

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For I am the most devoted
of darkened disciples,

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the most fiery of fervent
fanatics,

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and the most perpetuitous
of putrid pupils.

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I guess the only thing left
to say is,

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notice me, Senpai, notice me!

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Oh, God, Mom.
- What the hell

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are you doing in here?
- I told you I was making

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a video.
- Are those my dolls?

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- They're for the video
- Did you

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rip my dolls' heads off?
- I promise I'll put

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them back, but you can't take
them now.

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You'll disrupt the magick!
You'll disrupt the magick!

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- Oh my God.

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- Did you put everything
back where you found it?

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- Yes, Mom.

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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants?

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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants. Woo!

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- Where you headed? You
don't work on Fridays.

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- Oh, thanks for invading
my privacy, Todd.

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You don't know me.

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Hard truth is Travis was fired
for pissin in the sweet tea tank

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for the third time this month,
so I'm picking up his shift.

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- All right, then. What
time can I expect you home?

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Would you like us to save you
some dinner?

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- Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah.

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I might be out pretty late,
actually.

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- Wow. Big plans
after work.

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Plans so big that we
shouldn't save you dinner.

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- Yeah, actually, Todd,
me and some of my friends

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might just go out and tear
around town, you know,

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flipping stuff up and
ripping stuff down.

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- Oh, fun.

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- Yeah. That'll be
the day.

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- What's that?

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- Hey, if you got so many
friends,

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how about I, uh, save a spot
for 'em at the table, right?

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That way they can all join us
for dinner, all your friends!

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- Why do you wear a full suit
and tie every goddamn day,

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Todd, you sell
wholesale buckets

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of doomsday mac and cheese
over the phone.

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- Because the clothes
define the man, Marcus.

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Clearly a lesson you could
stand to learn.

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- I told you not to
call me Marcus anymore.

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My name is Onyx the
Fortuitous, and I'm proud

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of what we accomplish at
the Meat Hut every day.

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- Boys! Boys!

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You two have been family
for over a year now,

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and I will not tolerate these
yelling matches anymore.

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Marcus, I could understand if
your father

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was still in the house, but
this is Todd,

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your stepfather, and my lover.

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- Ugh.

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- Now, I want you two to
breathe with me, okay?

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Breathe in.

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Fuck you, Todd.

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- Good. In.

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And out.

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- Fuck you, Onyx the
Fart-uitous.

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- Fuck you, Todd!
- Fuck you, Marcus!

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- Boys!

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Order up, number 46.

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Hold the slaw, extra slaw,
prairie pepper hot sauce

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on the side with a slap of
pickles.

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Ah, ah, ah, ah.

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Check the weight on that.

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You're one fry short.

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Cash run, Derrell.
Low on fives.

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Um, Masha?

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- What, Marcus? Fuck!

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- I was just wondering if you
got my new name tag in yet.

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- Your what?

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- Remember a few weeks ago
I requested a new name tag,

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one that read Onyx the
Fortuitous?

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I even applied for one through
corporate and everything.

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- That's not your name.

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- Oh, yeah, uh, um, well,
this one's not my name either,

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because my name is Marcus
Trillbury, yeah,

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but this says
Marquay Dickberry.

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And it's been like that since
day one.

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I've been here six years.

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- Look, if you want a
different name tag,

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check the junk box.

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- You lose.
- Oh, fuck!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my
dirty cunt!

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- Oh, God!

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- What's up, Pussyhound?

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- What's up, Tanner,
Tanner's bois?

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How can I make your day a
bit beefier?

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- Yeah, we're
gonna need 12

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Beefy Bad Boy meals,
Monster Style curly fries,

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I'm gonna need some sodas for
my hounds.

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And you know-

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Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary
Strawberry Shimmy Shake,

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and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme,
mixed.

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- Is that all?
- No.

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I want a Peter Plumpkin
Toaster Pie, but slightly cool.

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I don't want it to be too
hot for my baby mouth.

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Hey, it's free in five on
Fridays, right?

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- Yes, sir.

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- Well then you better
hop to it.

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- There you are, Tanner.
Tanner's bois.

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We're just waiting on
the burgers.

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- Time's almost up.

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- Hurry, hurry, patty slinger.
- You smell like beef!

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Gross.

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- Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

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- When in doubt, skewer it out.

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- Ten, nine, eight, seven,

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six, five, four,

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three, two, one.

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Uh-uh, times up.

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- But I-
- Lean in.

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Lean in. Come on.

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Patty slinger.

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- Tell Masha I quit!
- What?

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- Tell Masha I quit!

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Yes?

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- Um, Pussyhound quit.

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- Dear God.

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Or the devil.

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Whichever one's listening,
I guess.

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Um, I was wondering

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if maybe he could give
me a different life.

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Yeah, different than the one
I have right now currently.

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Yeah, I'd really like a
different life, please.

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'Cause this one's not working
out so well.

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Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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Congratulations.
Congratulations.

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- I've been invited to
Bartok's mansion

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to take part in a
once-in-a-lifetime ritual

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in which he, along with five
of his most loyal followers,

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will attempt to raise
the spirit

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of the ancient demon, Abaddon.

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- That's nice, dear, but
you're not going anywhere

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until you scoop that
litter box.

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- Oh!

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- Ah, Briardale Manor,
Bartok's estate. Astounding.

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Truly a sight to behold.

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- It's the kind of house
that makes you wanna recreate

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the 1993 Michael Bay directed
music video

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for Meat Loaf's "I'd
Do Anything for Love."

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I dunno. But I won't do that.

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How do we get in?

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- Oh! Let's explore.

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- This is wonderful.

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Carpe diem.

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- I'm Mackenzie. You can
call me Mack, or Zee.

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- Oh, cool, my name is Marcus,
but, uh-

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- But...

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- I'd really love it if you
called me Onyx the Fortuitous.

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- Sounds good. Nice to meet
you, Onyx.

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- Nice to meet you, Zee.

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- Ooh, wowy, wowy,
wowy, wowy!

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Oh. Ah.

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♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪

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- Peridot.

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- Pardon me?

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- Oh, it's peridot.

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Emerald tends to have a
deeper, more verdant hue,

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whereas peridot is lighter
and more olive-colored.

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- I love that you know that.
Power in knowledge, eh?

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- Yeah.

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- There's a note.
- Ooh!

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"A warm welcome to the
most devoted

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and devout of Bartok's
betrothed.

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These necklaces are to cleanse
you of any unwelcome spirits

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before you enter this
sacred and unholy space.

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Please place a personal item
in the box.

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Leaving this item will help
ground you to the house

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and act as an offering of
familiarity.

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Once you have left your
item, please, each of you

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place a crystal around your
neck and step into the foyer."

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- Mm-mm.

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Mm-mm.

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Ah.

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- Is that the only luggage
you brought?

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- It's got everything I need.

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00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,515
Did y'all see that?
- Yes.

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- Did everyone see that
little shimmer thing?

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That's tight.

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00:15:18,887 --> 00:15:22,254
That's tight.

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- Come on.

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- What? No way.
- Oh, dear God.

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- Oh, fuck!

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00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:51,116
- I hate to disappoint
you all,

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my oh so loyal followers,
but I am dead.

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Dead as a doornail.

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This is not a trick or
an illusion.

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Go ahead, check my pulse.
I'll wait.

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What this is, is your
first test,

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a test of faith, one that
can bring me back to life.

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So if you have faith in me
now, show it.

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Speak it with me now with
hearts full of faith!

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Let him rise!

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Let him rise!

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- Let him rise!
Let him rise!

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Let him rise! Let him rise!

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00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,417
Let him rise! Let him rise!

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Let him rise! Let him rise!

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- Huh? Oh!

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- What do I see before me?

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00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:45,767
Children, ancient beings,
ideas.

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Atoms.

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But what are you really?

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Do you even know what
you are?

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Have no fear.

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This weekend you will take
part in three rituals,

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the first two in preparation
for the third and final,

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the ritual of Abaddon Rising.

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And in that ritual under
a blood moon,

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all of you shall be renewed

249
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,777
as disciples in his name,

250
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:36,784
disciples of Abaddon with
renewed purpose,

251
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:42,289
knowledge, power, and yes,
my children, immortality!

252
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:45,392
- Nice.
- Schwa?

253
00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:54,800
- Tonight, drink and eat

254
00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:56,969
in communion with one another.

255
00:18:56,971 --> 00:19:00,207
Make merry and rest.

256
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:06,078
For tomorrow, you will
take the first steps

257
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,115
towards your rebirth.

258
00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:15,788
- Thank you, Bartok!

259
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:19,091
Outstanding.

260
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,109
May I, uh, break the
proverbial ice, as it were,

261
00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:39,879
and ask what led each of
you to Lucifer

262
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:41,614
and the teachings of Bartok?

263
00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:42,884
- Fuck, is that absinthe?

264
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,752
- Well, why don't you start,
Mr. Duke?

265
00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:48,120
Break that proverbial ice.

266
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:49,822
- Oh, well, I'd be delighted.

267
00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,857
My name is John Duke.

268
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,560
I'm a teacher, so I'm used
to being called Mr. Duke,

269
00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:57,429
and that is just fine by me.

270
00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,965
I'm a man of literature and
languages.

271
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:03,201
I've studied many religions
and theologies over the years.

272
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,870
Thank you.
- You're welcome.

273
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,906
- In the Christian Bible,

274
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:10,576
man is punished for seeking
knowledge.

275
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:14,279
In the garden of Eden, the
closer you get to the devil,

276
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,348
the closer you get to
the truth.

277
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,418
And I believe that Bartok
hears the truth

278
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,055
directly from Lucifer.

279
00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:27,995
And truth, ah, truth is
what I seek above all.

280
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,863
- I'll go next.

281
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,330
Mine is quick.

282
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:36,704
Um, I actually have a poem
memorized that tells my story.

283
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,438
- Oh, cool.

284
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:49,715
There was a young woman
who worshiped the Lord.

285
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:52,752
In church every Sunday,
her God she adored.

286
00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,588
She would help run the
service collect all the tithes,

287
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:58,858
her husband and children
always by her side.

288
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:02,128
She was taught that a
Christian's work isn't in vain.

289
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:05,865
She hoped serving Jesus
might shield her from pain.

290
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:10,002
Then one day she got word
that her husband had perished,

291
00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:12,638
taken by a drunk driver
in a flash.

292
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,674
All she cherished was
broken and twisted up

293
00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:17,610
in shards of metal.

294
00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:20,146
That young woman in her grief

295
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:25,153
took solace in the devil.

296
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,259
Thank you.

297
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,197
- Your husband died, so you
started worshiping the devil?

298
00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:40,232
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I get it.

299
00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:41,600
It's like that one time
in middle school,

300
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,434
I asked out my crush,
Rebekah Love Rodriguez,

301
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,970
and she told me to
go suck an egg.

302
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,404
So I just listened to the
"Phantom of the Opera"

303
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,042
soundtrack for weeks.

304
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,209
- Oh.

305
00:21:50,211 --> 00:21:53,879
- Well, what brought you
to Bartok, Marcus, hmm?

306
00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:56,818
What started you down this
lighted path that led you here?

307
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:01,319
- Mine's a pretty darkened
tale as well. I dunno.

308
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,822
So I might need a little
something, something

309
00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:04,757
to loosen up the tongue to
spin this tortured yarn.

310
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,625
- You want some of that?
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.

311
00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:08,029
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

312
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,362
Dangerous personality
types run in my family,

313
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,065
so I've gotta be very
intentional when it comes

314
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,601
to my libatious intake,
I dunno.

315
00:22:15,603 --> 00:22:17,238
I stick to my tiny wines.

316
00:22:22,243 --> 00:22:27,248
Mama always said, "Too mooch
juice and the beast gets loose."

317
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,049
But I just need
enough to get my courage up.

318
00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:03,148
I was eight years old when
my father left.

319
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,917
That weekend, my mama
took me to the flea market

320
00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:07,987
and gave me five bucks to
spend on anything I wanted.

321
00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:10,656
I dunno, to help
keep my mind off things.

322
00:23:10,658 --> 00:23:13,692
At first, I saw a Cabbage
Patch Doll with my name on it.

323
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:16,762
Hooey, that doll was
something fierce.

324
00:23:16,764 --> 00:23:18,463
Spotted freckles.

325
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,200
A little twist of red
yarn hair.

326
00:23:21,202 --> 00:23:23,804
Goddamn, it was a sight
to behold.

327
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,172
And I always did think I'd
be a daddy to a ginger.

328
00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:28,009
- Oh.

329
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,743
- But just before I handed
that fine doll seller

330
00:23:30,745 --> 00:23:33,112
my crispy Lincoln, I saw it,
one rack over

331
00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:35,413
behind a Lou Ferrigno
Christmas album,

332
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,716
Bartok's first record.

333
00:23:37,718 --> 00:23:41,887
- Ah, "The Devil's Due."
- "The Devil's Due."

334
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:45,891
I don't know what made me buy
it. Curiosity, compulsion?

335
00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:46,727
- Fate.

336
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:48,596
- Mayhaps. Mayhaps.

337
00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:51,830
It also might have been
the goatee.

338
00:23:51,832 --> 00:23:54,066
Ever since ALF, I've had
an obsession with hair,

339
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:58,370
both body and facial, wanting
more of it, wanting less.

340
00:23:58,372 --> 00:24:01,073
Having too mooch,
but never enoof.

341
00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:02,641
ALF's real name is
Gordon Shumway.

342
00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:05,077
- Can you finish your
story? Bartok, the record.

343
00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:06,612
- Oh, yeah, so I bought
the record, took it home,

344
00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:08,948
listened to it a bunch,
been a big fan ever since.

345
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,053
- Oh, beautiful.

346
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,954
What about you, Jesminder?

347
00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:16,722
Oh, come on.

348
00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:20,392
The harder the shell,
the deeper the crack.

349
00:24:20,394 --> 00:24:21,395
Oh. Oh.

350
00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:27,168
- I am Jesminder. You can
call me Jesminder, not Jess.

351
00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,035
I am a tattoo artist
from Vegas,

352
00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:32,738
and do not ask me how many
tattoos I have.

353
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,974
The question is rote
and basic.

354
00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:36,508
- Yeah.

355
00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:39,613
- My reason for being here
is different.

356
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,185
I was Bartok's wife in a
past life,

357
00:24:45,653 --> 00:24:48,456
many past lives actually, and
I'm here to be with him again.

358
00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:52,624
We have already died a
thousand deaths together,

359
00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:56,263
and I would die a thousand
more just to be here now.

360
00:24:57,531 --> 00:25:00,532
I'm here for him, and not
to make merry,

361
00:25:00,534 --> 00:25:02,336
and not to mince words.

362
00:25:04,138 --> 00:25:06,905
- Oh, yeah, no, I don't
think you are mincing words.

363
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:08,307
I dunno.

364
00:25:08,309 --> 00:25:09,708
- Why do you, why do you
keep saying that?

365
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:10,544
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.

366
00:25:13,714 --> 00:25:14,980
- I dunno.

367
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:19,954
- Well, I'm Mack,
they/them.

368
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:24,289
And feel free to ask me
how many tattoos I have.

369
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,792
The answer's 12. My
favorite's Snoopy on my ankle.

370
00:25:26,794 --> 00:25:29,395
- Oh, I love Snoopy.
- Oh, me too.

371
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:34,066
- And much like Mr. Duke, I'm
an investigator, a seeker.

372
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,301
I believe in the power of
the elements,

373
00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:38,637
the natural elements.

374
00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:43,409
Bartok, I came across in high
school, consumed all his work.

375
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:46,578
Through him, I've come to
learn more about myself

376
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,550
and my place in the
world around me.

377
00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:55,220
- Wow. Will
you look at us, huh?

378
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:58,157
Five individuals from
differing backgrounds

379
00:25:58,159 --> 00:26:02,561
in various walks of life,
all assembled here, now,

380
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:05,631
to take part in
something extraordinary

381
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:08,901
and unprecedented
in his unholy name.

382
00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:10,969
Cheers to that.

383
00:26:10,971 --> 00:26:12,738
- To immortality!

384
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,973
- To immortality!

385
00:26:14,975 --> 00:26:18,243
- To immortality!

386
00:26:23,951 --> 00:26:26,253
I'm so happy to be here
in Bartok's mansion.

387
00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:31,926
- So, Onyx, Onyx,
tell me more about this ALF.

388
00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:35,727
- Yeah, so ALF's
real name is Gordon Shumway.

389
00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:37,496
- Where is he from?
- Yeah, well, he's from

390
00:26:37,498 --> 00:26:40,632
the planet Melmac,
but he crash lands-

391
00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:44,305
- And then
I chopped my hair off.

392
00:26:45,172 --> 00:26:47,174
- Well, what do you see?

393
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:58,619
- The chubby one didn't drink.
- What?

394
00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:03,755
The patty slinger?
Can't you make him?

395
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:06,227
- It doesn't really work that
way. They have to be willing.

396
00:27:07,361 --> 00:27:10,329
- Well, what of everyone else?

397
00:27:10,331 --> 00:27:12,466
- Everything seems to
be going as planned.

398
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,168
- Seems?

399
00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:16,937
You don't sound so sure.

400
00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:18,770
- I-

401
00:27:20,941 --> 00:27:23,041
- Do we have anything to
worry about?

402
00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,778
Is the ritual going to work?

403
00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:31,250
- No.

404
00:27:31,252 --> 00:27:33,252
- No, the ritual won't work?

405
00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:35,089
- No, we have nothing to
worry about.

406
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:40,928
- Good. Then we move forward.

407
00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:45,297
Tomorrow you will guide them

408
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:50,271
through the first ritual,
"The Book of Blood."

409
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,406
This will quell any
uncertainty

410
00:27:54,408 --> 00:27:58,877
and lead us one step
closer to the talisman.

411
00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:11,056
Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder,
John, Shelley, and Mack.

412
00:28:11,058 --> 00:28:13,759
This is a reminder to please
wear your cleansing stones

413
00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:16,795
at all times during your
stay at Briardale Manor.

414
00:28:16,797 --> 00:28:19,364
After your meal, we will
meet in the ritual room

415
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:22,703
with full bellies, steady
hearts, and willing spirits.

416
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,659
Good morning, all.

417
00:28:46,661 --> 00:28:49,027
I am Farrah,
delegate to Bartok,

418
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,764
servant to our great
Lord Lucifer.

419
00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:54,433
This is the Grand Grimoire.

420
00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:56,971
- Oh.

421
00:28:57,838 --> 00:28:59,137
What's that?

422
00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:01,006
- It's like the devil's bible.

423
00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:04,209
- All the unholy knowledge
in the world

424
00:29:04,211 --> 00:29:08,048
bound in the skin of
fallen angels.

425
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:10,482
- Sick.

426
00:29:10,484 --> 00:29:13,051
- You were not chosen
at random.

427
00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:16,723
The souls required to perform
the ritual of Abaddon Rising

428
00:29:16,725 --> 00:29:19,728
were called out a
millennia ago by this book.

429
00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:24,196
You will each need to bleed
on the primary sigil, here.

430
00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:25,665
The book will tell me
whether or not

431
00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:27,268
you have a rightful place.

432
00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:32,674
Who would like to
approach first?

433
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:34,808
- Let's do this.

434
00:29:37,478 --> 00:29:39,378
I know my place.

435
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:40,979
- Your hand.

436
00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:45,284
Et In Nomine Tuo.

437
00:29:55,162 --> 00:29:56,161
Next.

438
00:30:02,704 --> 00:30:05,137
- Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck.

439
00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:08,206
Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, mm.

440
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,376
- The book, Marcus.

441
00:30:10,645 --> 00:30:13,211
- Mm. How many squeezes?

442
00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:14,714
How many squeezes?
- That, that's enough.

443
00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:15,550
That's enough.

444
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:34,933
Yes.

445
00:30:34,935 --> 00:30:36,669
- What does it mean?

446
00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:39,806
- You have royal blood
dating back generations.

447
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:43,175
You are the queen.
And you are allowed.

448
00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:44,144
- I knew it.

449
00:30:50,719 --> 00:30:51,950
- The viking.

450
00:30:51,952 --> 00:30:52,920
- Wow. What?

451
00:30:55,356 --> 00:30:57,557
- You exist within an
ancient Nordic bloodline

452
00:30:57,559 --> 00:31:00,926
that flows forward and
backward from your family.

453
00:31:00,928 --> 00:31:02,562
You are allowed.

454
00:31:02,564 --> 00:31:06,431
- Ooh, holy crap!
Can you believe it?

455
00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:10,068
I'm a Viking, y'all.

456
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:15,075
Up top, up top!

457
00:31:23,585 --> 00:31:27,052
- Leave it to our dark
father to surprise us.

458
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:32,059
Turns out this polished, refined
man built of tweed and twee

459
00:31:33,528 --> 00:31:35,362
is also a werewolf.

460
00:31:36,497 --> 00:31:38,465
Lycanthrope blood pulses
through your veins.

461
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,734
Whatever the amount and
however dormant it may be,

462
00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:43,538
it is still present nonetheless.

463
00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,440
And you are allowed.

464
00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:56,116
A mystic. Spellcaster.

465
00:31:57,484 --> 00:32:00,354
The witch in this
lifetime and many others.

466
00:32:01,355 --> 00:32:03,488
- Really?
- You have great power,

467
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:04,759
but you already knew that.

468
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:06,728
Use it wisely.

469
00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:10,565
You, Mackenzie, are allowed.

470
00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:20,172
- Huh?

471
00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:23,709
- You are the virgin.
And you are allowed.

472
00:32:23,711 --> 00:32:25,477
- What the fuck?

473
00:32:25,479 --> 00:32:26,612
- You're just as an
important piece

474
00:32:26,614 --> 00:32:28,614
to this puzzle as anyone else.

475
00:32:28,616 --> 00:32:31,283
- Bullshit. Jesminder's
an ancient queen.

476
00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:33,051
Shelley found out
she's a viking.

477
00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:35,020
Oh, how cool and against
type is that?

478
00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:39,257
Mr. Duke is part fucking
werewolf. Are you kidding me?

479
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:41,059
And Mack's an
all-too-powerful witch,

480
00:32:41,061 --> 00:32:43,631
but I'm just a fat fucking,
fat fucking virgin.

481
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:49,100
Oh, goddamn, they did your
boy dirty.

482
00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,970
- Well, are you a virgin?

483
00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:53,606
- Huh?

484
00:32:53,608 --> 00:32:56,642
- Are you a virgin, Marcus?

485
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:58,109
There's no shame in it.

486
00:32:58,111 --> 00:32:59,211
- Well, first of all,
Mr. Duke,

487
00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:00,680
there is shame in everything.

488
00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:02,447
I'm surprised they didn't
teach you that in Yale school.

489
00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:04,851
And besides that, yes,
I am a virgin, goddamn.

490
00:33:04,853 --> 00:33:06,351
The only thing that's
ever touched my wee-wee

491
00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:08,621
is my never washed pair of
Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos.

492
00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:13,158
- The point is, all is
in place

493
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,427
for the ritual of
Abaddon Rising,

494
00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:18,296
a ritual that requires one
lycan, one witch, one viking,

495
00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:21,366
one queen, and yes,
one virgin.

496
00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:23,435
- Goddammit.

497
00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:26,240
- I must report my findings.
You will hear from me soon.

498
00:33:31,044 --> 00:33:32,547
- So you've never even...

499
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:39,888
- What? No.

500
00:33:41,956 --> 00:33:43,525
I mean, what would that
even do?

501
00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:56,101
- Each are devoted,
each bled for you.

502
00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:57,170
All five are present.

503
00:33:59,641 --> 00:34:01,776
- They're all here. All five.

504
00:34:02,744 --> 00:34:03,578
- All of them.

505
00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:07,180
We're so close. So close.

506
00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:10,917
- Open it.

507
00:34:18,492 --> 00:34:19,994
Okay.

508
00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:26,032
Show me the way, Lord.

509
00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:28,636
Show me the way to
the talisman.

510
00:34:30,638 --> 00:34:33,906
Show me the way to true power.

511
00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:38,278
Pay me back for all the years
of service. Show me the way!

512
00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,316
Show me the fucking way.

513
00:34:47,589 --> 00:34:48,422
Ooh.

514
00:34:50,058 --> 00:34:50,892
Ooh.

515
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:56,094
Yes.

516
00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,231
Thank you, Father.

517
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:13,615
Boom.

518
00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:19,119
Tonight, we capture

519
00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:22,790
eternity.

520
00:35:36,838 --> 00:35:40,374
- So have you ever
like, transformed?

521
00:35:42,677 --> 00:35:44,309
- Never.

522
00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:48,650
I've never even imagined being
anything more than a man.

523
00:35:49,851 --> 00:35:52,120
Never even dreamt
it a possibility.

524
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,656
That is until...

525
00:35:57,357 --> 00:35:59,525
- Until when?

526
00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:01,027
- I have kissed
somebody before,

527
00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:02,928
so I've lost my
mouth virginity.

528
00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:05,700
But I guess that's just not
enough for that stupid book.

529
00:36:07,068 --> 00:36:08,603
- I had a dream last night.

530
00:36:09,871 --> 00:36:12,237
And I believe it
was preparing me

531
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,509
for what the Book of Blood
would reveal.

532
00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:20,915
In it, I, I saw my hands
growing claws,

533
00:36:23,951 --> 00:36:26,988
and my face, my face
covered in fur.

534
00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:32,091
I was inside of my own body,

535
00:36:32,093 --> 00:36:34,325
but somehow outside of
it as well.

536
00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:35,163
- Me too.

537
00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:37,997
I had a dream just like it.

538
00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:40,432
I mean, not the werewolf part.

539
00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:44,304
But it was a foreshadowing
of sorts.

540
00:36:45,472 --> 00:36:50,210
I was on the ocean in
a great, great big boat

541
00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,049
surrounded by men,

542
00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:59,020
all looking to me for orders.

543
00:37:01,089 --> 00:37:02,123
- Sounds legit.

544
00:37:03,524 --> 00:37:04,824
- My friend Elijah thought
I got a hand job once

545
00:37:04,826 --> 00:37:06,424
from Kim Greene when we all
skipped school

546
00:37:06,426 --> 00:37:08,460
to go see a matinee of
"Ever After."

547
00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:10,062
I don't know, but in reality,

548
00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:12,098
Kim had just dropped a
piece of popcorn on my lap

549
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:15,735
and had a wicked hard time
retrieving that rogue kernel.

550
00:37:15,737 --> 00:37:17,105
- I dreamt I was on a throne

551
00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:20,440
with an ever-expanding
army at my beck and call.

552
00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:25,680
A queen surveying many lands.

553
00:37:30,051 --> 00:37:33,052
- Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I
didn't fuck anybody last night,

554
00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:36,088
so I guess we all had
pretty fortuitous dreams.

555
00:37:53,641 --> 00:37:55,708
- This way.
Stay close.

556
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:56,844
- Yes, master.

557
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:04,884
- Mack, did you have a
dream last night?

558
00:38:04,886 --> 00:38:05,720
- Who's asking?

559
00:38:07,155 --> 00:38:08,523
- Well, Mr. Duke's asking.

560
00:38:09,724 --> 00:38:11,092
- Yeah. I, I, did.

561
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,828
- You mind sharing?

562
00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:19,567
- I was a witch

563
00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:24,806
levitating above a
circle of other witches,

564
00:38:26,174 --> 00:38:28,976
all chanting my name
and lifting me up.

565
00:38:32,246 --> 00:38:33,979
- That's fucking tight too.

566
00:38:33,981 --> 00:38:36,182
Meanwhile, I slept like a
dumb-dumb baby.

567
00:38:36,184 --> 00:38:37,850
If I had a nightmare,
y'all'd know.

568
00:38:37,852 --> 00:38:40,085
I'd wake up gripping the
sheets something fierce

569
00:38:40,087 --> 00:38:41,255
and yelling, "Jesus!"

570
00:38:42,223 --> 00:38:43,090
- Interesting.

571
00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:47,960
We all, well, most of us,
had vivid dreams last night

572
00:38:47,962 --> 00:38:50,397
foretelling our callings
from the Book of Blood.

573
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,734
But what,
what does it mean?

574
00:38:54,869 --> 00:38:56,037
- How about this?

575
00:38:57,605 --> 00:39:02,174
We break into Bartok's study,
look at the Grimoire ourselves

576
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,409
and find out what the
fuck it all means.

577
00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:05,845
- Schwa?

578
00:39:05,847 --> 00:39:08,581
- Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate
just left for the evening.

579
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:11,116
I mean, I saw them go that way.

580
00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:12,954
Oh, come on, Mr. Duke.

581
00:39:14,322 --> 00:39:16,222
Think about all that juicy
knowledge

582
00:39:16,224 --> 00:39:18,057
that resides in that book.

583
00:39:18,059 --> 00:39:19,892
Don't you wanna sink
your little

584
00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:21,727
truth-seeking fangs into it?

585
00:39:21,729 --> 00:39:25,698
- I would die to know
more about that ritual.

586
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,999
- Yes.

587
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:29,537
- Tempted by the forbidden
fruit, huh?

588
00:39:32,006 --> 00:39:33,406
Dare we take a bite?

589
00:39:34,675 --> 00:39:35,509
- Dare we?

590
00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:41,247
- Dare we?

591
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:06,538
Let me try.

592
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:08,007
I've got a surprisingly
firm grip due to the amount

593
00:40:08,009 --> 00:40:10,342
of marshmallow fluff jars
I've opened up over the years.

594
00:40:10,344 --> 00:40:13,547
I used to put
that shit on everything.

595
00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:24,692
- What? Are we close?

596
00:40:27,194 --> 00:40:28,095
- Yes, I think so.

597
00:40:34,669 --> 00:40:37,403
- I'm talking English muffins.
I'm talking Pop-Tarts.

598
00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:41,040
Fuck, I'm even talking bean
burritos. I don't give a shit.

599
00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:55,623
- Here.

600
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,391
The map says here.

601
00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:47,172
- Well, can anyone pick a lock?

602
00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:48,841
- Wait, my Meat Hut
skeleton key.

603
00:41:48,843 --> 00:41:50,743
- Your what?

604
00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:52,878
- This key opens everything.

605
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,580
I inherited it from my former
boss, Rick,

606
00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:56,582
the night he quit the Meat
Hut, left me in charge,

607
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:58,417
and promptly killed himself.

608
00:41:58,419 --> 00:42:00,819
I don't know, I think Rick's
wife might've left him,

609
00:42:00,821 --> 00:42:03,288
or maybe Rick never had a
wife at all.

610
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:06,959
- Marcus, this lock is most
likely 200 years old or more.

611
00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:09,296
There is no way your
fast food key is gonna...

612
00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:12,598
Oh.

613
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,166
Oh, I stand corrected.

614
00:42:21,809 --> 00:42:25,179
Unholy Father, how you
blessed us.

615
00:42:26,881 --> 00:42:28,881
- Oh.

616
00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:30,883
- There.

617
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,986
- The book.

618
00:42:42,531 --> 00:42:43,364
- Ah.

619
00:42:45,066 --> 00:42:48,734
- Ah, here it is.

620
00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:50,869
- Well, can you read it?

621
00:42:50,871 --> 00:42:52,805
- In, in, in pieces.

622
00:42:52,807 --> 00:42:54,640
It's written in an
ancient language

623
00:42:54,642 --> 00:42:58,944
I'm not entirely familiar
with, possibly Samarian or,

624
00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:00,813
or a derivative of such.

625
00:43:00,815 --> 00:43:04,517
I brought my compact mini
library of dead languages

626
00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:06,752
with me,
but they're in my room.

627
00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:08,020
- Nerd.

628
00:43:08,022 --> 00:43:09,556
- What does it
say about the virgin?

629
00:43:09,558 --> 00:43:10,756
That he has the power to
cradle his flacid wee-wee

630
00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:12,660
in his hands and cry
for hours on end?

631
00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:16,328
- Ah, here it is.

632
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:21,335
"The ritual of Abaddon
Rising is meant to empower,

633
00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:29,376
imbue, something, something,
never-ending life."

634
00:43:36,350 --> 00:43:38,183
Oh, yes.

635
00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:43,021
- "But first, the Knife
of Dagon must be acquired,

636
00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:47,161
then the five devoted souls
must be..."

637
00:43:48,295 --> 00:43:49,795
- Must be what?

638
00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:52,264
- It, it, it's a word I'm
not entirely familiar with.

639
00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:56,101
Captivated? Enraptured?

640
00:44:05,614 --> 00:44:10,082
"Once the five souls are
present, the map of Sammael

641
00:44:10,084 --> 00:44:15,089
will be revealed and lead
to the Talisman of Souls."

642
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:20,595
- The what?

643
00:44:37,444 --> 00:44:41,980
"Once the talisman is empowered
and in your possession,

644
00:44:41,982 --> 00:44:46,987
you will be able to summon
the infernal ruler Abaddon

645
00:44:48,722 --> 00:44:52,024
and absorb his power."

646
00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:10,543
So if, if, if I'm to
understand this correctly,

647
00:45:10,545 --> 00:45:12,477
once Abaddon has risen-

648
00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:15,716
- Aw.
- Our immortality is gained,

649
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:20,452
Bartok takes Abaddon's power,
but-

650
00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:21,954
- But what?

651
00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:24,122
- There's a warning here at
the bottom.

652
00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:26,827
"If a mortal tries to
raise Abaddon,

653
00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:30,262
beware the prophecy of the-"

654
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:40,575
- Secret passageways. Are you
kidding me?

655
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:48,780
- The what? The prophecy of
the what?

656
00:45:48,782 --> 00:45:50,882
- The prophecy of the,
I don't know, it's gone.

657
00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:52,451
- What the fuck?

658
00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:56,154
- We have to go.

659
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:57,756
Marcus.
- Onyx?

660
00:45:57,758 --> 00:45:59,592
- Zee?
- Onyx?

661
00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,193
- Zee!
- Onyx.

662
00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:02,662
- Zee!
- We have to go!

663
00:46:02,664 --> 00:46:03,795
- Zee!
- But Onyx-

664
00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:05,264
- Now, we have to go!

665
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:06,767
- Onyx?
- Zee! Zee!

666
00:47:13,668 --> 00:47:14,736
- Now, focus.

667
00:47:20,575 --> 00:47:21,576
Hail, Satan.

668
00:47:23,745 --> 00:47:25,279
- Son of light.

669
00:47:28,516 --> 00:47:30,518
- Bring me the
first sacrifice.

670
00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,123
- I want to see Bartok.

671
00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:13,659
- Of course. He's been
expecting you.

672
00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:16,094
- Welcome, my dear.

673
00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:18,966
Please, have a seat.

674
00:48:28,743 --> 00:48:32,077
You know, you and I have
met many times

675
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:35,048
over thousands and
thousands of years.

676
00:48:36,383 --> 00:48:40,385
And it has all culminated
into this moment.

677
00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:49,029
It's your time

678
00:48:51,031 --> 00:48:54,166
to make the ultimate sacrifice.

679
00:49:16,658 --> 00:49:18,058
Ade due Damballa.

680
00:49:19,727 --> 00:49:22,362
Give me the power,
I beg of you.

681
00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:25,966
Secoise entienne

682
00:49:28,536 --> 00:49:29,369
mais pois

683
00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:32,939
de morte!

684
00:49:37,779 --> 00:49:38,613
Yes.

685
00:49:39,747 --> 00:49:41,146
That's it.

686
00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:43,751
Give me all of you.
All of you.

687
00:49:45,185 --> 00:49:46,119
Everything.

688
00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:49,323
Every last drop.

689
00:50:00,935 --> 00:50:03,603
- Goddammit!

690
00:50:03,605 --> 00:50:05,405
So many fucking cobwebs.

691
00:50:14,147 --> 00:50:14,983
- Onyx?

692
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:17,917
- Oh, hey.

693
00:50:17,919 --> 00:50:19,351
What are y'all doing in here?

694
00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:21,721
- Uh, Mr. Duke is just
trying to write down

695
00:50:21,723 --> 00:50:23,990
everything he can remember
from the book.

696
00:50:23,992 --> 00:50:25,992
We're trying to learn more
about the final ritual.

697
00:50:25,994 --> 00:50:28,462
- Oh, awesome.
Hell yeah.

698
00:50:29,631 --> 00:50:31,764
- Are you okay?

699
00:50:31,766 --> 00:50:34,834
- Ah, yeah, nah,
it's just, huh?

700
00:50:34,836 --> 00:50:37,670
What, how does that? Oh.

701
00:50:37,672 --> 00:50:39,204
There's a, I was wondering
how it,

702
00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:41,707
there's a little button
on the side so that, yeah,

703
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:45,912
that just off and then back on
again, it's so cute.

704
00:50:45,914 --> 00:50:49,849
Oh. I love the mechanics
of these vintage lamps.

705
00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:52,183
- Yeah, Onyx, you don't
really seem okay.

706
00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,119
Did something happen to you?

707
00:50:54,121 --> 00:50:56,524
- No. I just.

708
00:50:58,392 --> 00:50:59,192
Huh.

709
00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:05,831
So when y'all left, I got
stuck behind this painting.

710
00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:08,133
- Aw, man, we're sorry. We
just didn't know where you were.

711
00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:10,268
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah.

712
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:11,639
It's fine. It's fine.

713
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:16,474
It's just, I saw
Jesminder and Bartok,

714
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:18,813
and at first they were
just talking.

715
00:51:21,081 --> 00:51:24,482
But then they got a little
smoochie, which is fine.

716
00:51:24,484 --> 00:51:25,319
That's fine.

717
00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:28,388
But then-
- Then?

718
00:51:31,593 --> 00:51:34,060
- He stabbed her and stabbed
her until she was dead!

719
00:51:34,062 --> 00:51:35,493
- What?

720
00:51:35,495 --> 00:51:37,162
- With the Knife of
Dagon, right in the chest.

721
00:51:37,164 --> 00:51:39,431
And I watched all the
life drain from her eyes

722
00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:41,099
until she passed out
and turned into

723
00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:43,101
some kind of soulless ghoul.

724
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:45,938
♪ Somewhere out there ♪

725
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,740
- Wait, what the fuck
is happening?

726
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:50,876
- Sorry. When I get nervous,
I start singing Fievel.

727
00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:52,143
Can I get one of those?

728
00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:52,947
- Yeah.

729
00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:59,353
It doesn't sound like
immortality Mr. Duke.

730
00:52:00,287 --> 00:52:01,453
What the fuck is going on?

731
00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:03,091
Why did they really
bring us here?

732
00:52:04,525 --> 00:52:08,226
- Marcus, are you sure you
saw what you think you saw?

733
00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:09,695
- Oh, huh. Well, no.

734
00:52:09,697 --> 00:52:11,530
Let me think about it.
Maybe I, no, maybe I did.

735
00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:13,198
Yes. I fucking saw what
I think I saw.

736
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,332
- Okay, okay.

737
00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:16,068
- The knife took out all
of her soul goo.

738
00:52:16,070 --> 00:52:19,572
And the handle glowed like
a bedazzled Lite-Brite.

739
00:52:19,574 --> 00:52:22,675
- Marcus, do you think you can
draw what that looked like?

740
00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:23,511
- Yes, sir.

741
00:52:24,545 --> 00:52:27,212
- Did he say anything or
speak anything

742
00:52:27,214 --> 00:52:29,048
while these actions occurred?

743
00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:31,316
Yeah. Some kind of incantation.

744
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:32,551
- Do you remember any of it?

745
00:52:32,553 --> 00:52:35,688
- Yeah, it was like, uh,
uh, dada,

746
00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:37,857
or doo doo, dada doo doo,
or no,

747
00:52:37,859 --> 00:52:39,125
maybe doo doo came first.

748
00:52:39,127 --> 00:52:42,260
Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh,
Scooby-Doo,

749
00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:44,231
uh, yabba-dabba-doo.

750
00:52:48,402 --> 00:52:50,102
- My word.

751
00:52:50,104 --> 00:52:52,707
This is, I believe, the
Talisman of Souls.

752
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:55,941
- Hmm. Interesting.

753
00:52:55,943 --> 00:52:57,109
- What?

754
00:52:57,111 --> 00:52:59,244
- The smoke burns as it
fills my lungs.

755
00:52:59,246 --> 00:53:00,713
I've never had a
cigarette before,

756
00:53:00,715 --> 00:53:02,447
and I feel like I'm gonna
vomit my entrails out.

757
00:53:02,449 --> 00:53:03,883
Okay.

758
00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:07,019
Uh, we really have to
find that missing page.

759
00:53:07,021 --> 00:53:08,286
- The what?

760
00:53:08,288 --> 00:53:11,289
- In the Grimoire, after
the ritual of Abaddon,

761
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,858
there was a warning.

762
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:15,828
It stated, "Beware the
prophecy of the,"

763
00:53:15,830 --> 00:53:17,598
and then the next page
was missing.

764
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:20,566
- I think I saw
the missing page.

765
00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:21,834
- You did?
- Where?

766
00:53:21,836 --> 00:53:23,334
- It was taped behind the
painting.

767
00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:26,038
I saw it when Jesminder was
getting zoinked and mcgoink'd.

768
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,472
- Goodnight, honored guests.

769
00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:29,575
Please retire to your
individual quarters

770
00:53:29,577 --> 00:53:31,644
and meet downstairs in
the morning,

771
00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:34,582
for tomorrow we will prepare
for our second ritual.

772
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,450
- Ah, that's it.

773
00:53:39,687 --> 00:53:43,024
- Which will lead us one
step closer to immortality.

774
00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:48,493
- During the second ritual,
one of us

775
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:51,229
sneaks off to retrieve
the missing page.

776
00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:55,366
That page might help me put all
these puzzle pieces together

777
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,970
and uncover what awaits us.

778
00:53:57,972 --> 00:54:01,306
Something tells me that
Bartok and delegate

779
00:54:01,308 --> 00:54:04,143
have a puzzle of their
own to solve.

780
00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:08,049
Let's just hope we solve
ours first.

781
00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:18,858
- Welcome to the Ritual of
the Box Demon.

782
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:22,561
You will each enter
this room alone, empty,

783
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:25,463
except for a peculiar
wooden box.

784
00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:27,533
Open the doors to that box.

785
00:54:27,535 --> 00:54:30,803
There you will confront a
small yet powerful demon.

786
00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:34,272
To this demon you will
unburden yourself.

787
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:37,979
Share with it a secret that
weighs heavily on your heart.

788
00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:41,013
Yes, Mackenzie?

789
00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:42,380
- Where's Jesminder?

790
00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:43,816
I mean, don't we need her
for the ritual?

791
00:54:43,818 --> 00:54:45,283
- Yeah.

792
00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:48,654
- Jesminder is helping
our master with something

793
00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:49,991
of great importance.

794
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:53,728
A preparation for the

795
00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:57,865
final ritual.

796
00:54:59,432 --> 00:55:03,769
In exchange for that secret,
you will request a truth.

797
00:55:03,771 --> 00:55:04,839
Ask wisely.

798
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,810
Ask for an answer that
no one could give you.

799
00:55:09,911 --> 00:55:13,181
No one except for our
Eternal Father.

800
00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:18,117
But beware, for the truth
this creature speaks

801
00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:20,318
is not for the faint of heart.

802
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,955
For what he knows about
you could challenge

803
00:55:22,957 --> 00:55:24,625
the very essence of self

804
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:29,895
and untether you with a singular
devastating proclamation.

805
00:55:34,202 --> 00:55:35,301
Yes, Marcus?

806
00:55:35,303 --> 00:55:37,837
- I gotta take a big ol' shit.

807
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:40,739
- Now?
- Um, let me check.

808
00:55:40,741 --> 00:55:44,944
Yeah, now. For sure.

809
00:55:44,946 --> 00:55:46,846
- Fine, then go. We'll start
without you.

810
00:55:46,848 --> 00:55:48,747
But if you're not back
before your turn,

811
00:55:48,749 --> 00:55:50,983
by Satan's unholy name, you
will be rendered ineligible

812
00:55:50,985 --> 00:55:53,519
and ejected from Bartok's
mansion post-haste.

813
00:55:53,521 --> 00:55:54,954
- Got it.

814
00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:58,125
Shit quick else be deemed
unworthy.

815
00:55:59,327 --> 00:56:01,929
- Mackenzie, would you
like to go first?

816
00:56:02,897 --> 00:56:03,731
- I'd be honored.

817
00:56:39,367 --> 00:56:41,166
- Goddammit.

818
00:56:41,168 --> 00:56:44,171
How are all these cobwebs
at exactly mouth level?

819
00:56:57,051 --> 00:57:00,152
- Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.

820
00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:02,988
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.

821
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:05,391
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.

822
00:57:05,393 --> 00:57:06,227
- Huh.

823
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,969
Yes.

824
00:57:16,304 --> 00:57:19,505
The box demon speaks directly
to your soul's cradle.

825
00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:23,676
Steady yourselves and steel
your nerves for his truths.

826
00:57:23,678 --> 00:57:24,512
Mr. Duke.

827
00:57:38,893 --> 00:57:39,927
- I'm ready to go in.

828
00:57:41,062 --> 00:57:42,296
- Hmm.

829
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:45,698
- Gotta
get back for the box demon.

830
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:48,400
Gotta get back for the
box demon.

831
00:57:48,402 --> 00:57:50,071
- Uh-huh.

832
00:57:54,175 --> 00:57:56,844
- Oh, how's it going down here
with all the box demon stuff?

833
00:57:58,546 --> 00:58:01,615
- Shelley.

834
00:58:04,085 --> 00:58:05,651
- I gave him the page.

835
00:58:05,653 --> 00:58:07,052
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yep.

836
00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:15,461
Oh!

837
00:58:15,463 --> 00:58:18,230
- You've shattered
my mind!

838
00:58:18,232 --> 00:58:21,266
Oh, oh, there's a raccoon
in the car!

839
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,949
- Whatever's going on in there
must be pretty heavy stuff.

840
00:58:36,951 --> 00:58:38,217
It's probably
for the better

841
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:39,954
that I emptied out my
system first.

842
00:58:41,789 --> 00:58:42,590
- No, don't ever
let go. Don't ever let go.

843
00:58:57,204 --> 00:59:00,372
- Go to him. Go to your master.

844
00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:11,052
- Shelley, where are you going?

845
00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:15,254
- She's going to her master.
She's in quite a state.

846
00:59:15,256 --> 00:59:16,922
- Yeah, we all are, but
I think it'd be better

847
00:59:16,924 --> 00:59:18,857
if we just stay together,
I mean, right, Shelley?

848
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:20,759
Stay with me.
- I...

849
00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:23,662
- Mackenzie, please. We
all have free will here.

850
00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,797
- I'm not gonna let him
do to her what he did

851
00:59:24,799 --> 00:59:26,767
to Jesminder, you hear me?

852
00:59:27,968 --> 00:59:29,968
- Jesminder?
Whatever could you mean?

853
00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:32,373
- Yes, Mack,
whatever could you mean?

854
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:37,743
Shelley, he's ready for
you now.

855
00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:39,845
- What the fuck?

856
00:59:39,847 --> 00:59:42,583
- I want
to see Bartok.

857
00:59:43,617 --> 00:59:45,684
- Wait here for your friend.

858
01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:02,236
- Come closer, my son.

859
01:00:06,941 --> 01:00:07,775
Closer.

860
01:00:17,985 --> 01:00:19,487
Let it in, my son.

861
01:00:21,222 --> 01:00:22,056
Let it in.

862
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:27,128
Now, won't you feed me a
secret, Marcus?

863
01:00:29,897 --> 01:00:31,096
- I dunno.

864
01:00:31,098 --> 01:00:32,700
- Dig deep, my son.

865
01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:37,838
Go to the darkest, most
shameful parts of you.

866
01:00:39,473 --> 01:00:40,609
What is there?

867
01:00:42,309 --> 01:00:43,777
- Oh, uh, I guess,

868
01:00:47,381 --> 01:00:48,182
huh.

869
01:00:51,352 --> 01:00:52,384
Sex?

870
01:00:52,386 --> 01:00:53,919
- Yes.

871
01:00:53,921 --> 01:00:58,792
What do you see when you think
of your most carnal desires?

872
01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:03,230
- Well, I guess I think
about my,

873
01:01:04,865 --> 01:01:06,865
my fantasies.
- Ooh.

874
01:01:06,867 --> 01:01:08,535
Tell me more.

875
01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:12,572
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried
in the core

876
01:01:12,574 --> 01:01:14,675
of your chamber of shame?

877
01:01:15,743 --> 01:01:17,546
- Uh, yeah, my shame-ber?

878
01:01:18,679 --> 01:01:22,181
Uh, well, my deepest,
darkest fantasies

879
01:01:22,183 --> 01:01:24,983
revolve around a series
of fan fiction I wrote.

880
01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:27,486
Short novellas really,
based on Gadget Hackwrench

881
01:01:27,488 --> 01:01:28,954
from "Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers."

882
01:01:28,956 --> 01:01:32,024
- Oh, yes.

883
01:01:32,026 --> 01:01:33,992
- In it, I play a mix
between Dale

884
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:36,261
and Marky Mark's character
from "Boogie Nights."

885
01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:39,198
I call myself Dale Diggler.

886
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,466
And, uh, let's just say
the things we get to fixing

887
01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:43,103
in the Ranger Plane after
hours,

888
01:01:44,573 --> 01:01:47,607
well, yeah, it's more
than just rusty propellers.

889
01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:54,746
'Cause eventually she
starts fixing my wiener.

890
01:01:54,748 --> 01:01:57,749
- Mm. Tasty.

891
01:01:57,751 --> 01:02:02,657
Num, num, num. That secret
will do.

892
01:02:03,525 --> 01:02:07,127
Now, what truth do you seek?

893
01:02:11,165 --> 01:02:12,099
- Anything?

894
01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:13,867
- Anything.

895
01:02:22,009 --> 01:02:24,478
- Oh, demon in a box,
how I beg of you.

896
01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:28,115
Oh, demon in a box, please
answer me true.

897
01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:31,620
Oh, demon in a box, how I
wish to see

898
01:02:34,522 --> 01:02:38,792
why my father Carl left my
mother and me.

899
01:02:41,095 --> 01:02:44,599
- Oh, Marcus.
Don't you know?

900
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,235
It was because of you.

901
01:02:53,207 --> 01:02:54,008
- What?

902
01:02:55,109 --> 01:02:58,910
- You simply
weren't enough.

903
01:02:58,912 --> 01:03:02,615
You weren't enough to keep
him there.

904
01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:07,054
Weren't enough to keep
them together.

905
01:03:08,188 --> 01:03:12,126
Think hard, go deep.
You'll remember.

906
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:20,799
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪

907
01:03:20,801 --> 01:03:22,669
♪ Noble warrior felines ♪

908
01:03:22,671 --> 01:03:23,636
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪

909
01:03:23,638 --> 01:03:25,505
♪ Flying high in the air ♪

910
01:03:25,507 --> 01:03:27,005
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪

911
01:03:27,007 --> 01:03:31,345
♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪

912
01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:34,346
- Oh, you're a
clown, Carl!

913
01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:36,350
Get a job in a sideshow!

914
01:03:48,962 --> 01:03:50,996
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪

915
01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:53,434
- Daddy, where are you going?

916
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:58,105
When will you be back?

917
01:04:02,176 --> 01:04:06,178
- I don't know.

918
01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:14,654
- I don't know. I don't know.

919
01:04:14,656 --> 01:04:16,955
I don't know. I don't know.

920
01:04:16,957 --> 01:04:18,691
I dunno. I dunno.

921
01:04:18,693 --> 01:04:20,760
I dunno. I dunno.

922
01:04:20,762 --> 01:04:22,327
- I dunno. I dunno.

923
01:04:22,329 --> 01:04:23,596
I dunno I dunno.

924
01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:25,163
I dunno.

925
01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:29,736
- Did you find the answers
you sought, young one?

926
01:04:29,738 --> 01:04:31,604
- Oh, yeah.
We're good.

927
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:32,772
Thanks, little demon dude.

928
01:04:32,774 --> 01:04:35,543
- Now, if you-

929
01:04:39,614 --> 01:04:42,013
- Onyx, are you okay? What
did the demon say to you?

930
01:04:42,015 --> 01:04:43,583
- Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good.

931
01:04:43,585 --> 01:04:45,250
He actually said a bunch
of cool stuff to me.

932
01:04:45,252 --> 01:04:46,753
He was like, "I bet you
got a big ol' wiener,

933
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:48,353
and you probably fuck a
lot too."

934
01:04:48,355 --> 01:04:50,088
So yeah, I just wanted
to celebrate

935
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:52,525
all the cool stuff he said.

936
01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:00,499
- Well, Mr. Duke wants
us to rendezvous with him

937
01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:01,834
to discuss his findings.

938
01:05:01,836 --> 01:05:03,101
He's been deciphering the
prophecy, and-

939
01:05:03,103 --> 01:05:05,303
- Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies
are so fun.

940
01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:07,274
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's rendezvous.

941
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:28,093
- Onyx, maybe you wanna
slow down a little.

942
01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:29,662
- Loud and clear, boss.

943
01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:34,669
- "It is foretelling a
prophecy that will disrupt

944
01:05:36,738 --> 01:05:38,871
the rising of Abaddon.

945
01:05:38,873 --> 01:05:43,878
Beware the prophecy of
the unexpected,"

946
01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:45,479
no, "unforeseen."

947
01:05:49,116 --> 01:05:50,618
Oh, come on, John.

948
01:05:51,485 --> 01:05:54,421
"Beware the prophecy of the,

949
01:05:56,891 --> 01:06:01,830
of the Fortuitous One."

950
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:03,330
- What?
- What?

951
01:06:04,231 --> 01:06:05,399
- What?
- What?

952
01:06:06,366 --> 01:06:08,166
What?

953
01:06:10,204 --> 01:06:11,171
- Nothing, I-

954
01:06:14,642 --> 01:06:17,010
- That's right.

955
01:06:17,946 --> 01:06:20,180
Give me everything.

956
01:06:21,783 --> 01:06:26,151
Every last drop.

957
01:06:32,092 --> 01:06:35,895
- Onyx, what did you call
yourself when we first met?

958
01:06:35,897 --> 01:06:37,630
- Huh? Oh, I don't remember.

959
01:06:37,632 --> 01:06:40,733
- It was Onyx the Fortuitous,
wasn't it?

960
01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:42,902
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.

961
01:06:42,904 --> 01:06:44,704
I might have said Onyx the
Fortunate One,

962
01:06:44,706 --> 01:06:47,573
because I am ever so fortunate
to have won this contest

963
01:06:47,575 --> 01:06:50,776
and be invited here to be with
all of you wonderful people.

964
01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:53,646
- What else does it say?

965
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:56,314
I mean, what happens if
the ritual is disrupted?

966
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:57,249
What happens if it isn't?

967
01:06:57,251 --> 01:06:59,852
- I, I, I, I, I don't know.

968
01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:01,419
I need more time with the page.

969
01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,088
There, there's so much here.

970
01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,091
- Onyx, if you...

971
01:07:16,370 --> 01:07:18,504
Onyx, what are you doing?

972
01:07:18,506 --> 01:07:21,841
- Huh? Oh, I'm just
trying to relax.

973
01:07:21,843 --> 01:07:24,376
I mean, all this talk of
demons and prophecies,

974
01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:28,213
I mean, whoo, it is too
mooch.

975
01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:31,017
And I just wanna party.
Don't you?

976
01:07:31,019 --> 01:07:33,586
I mean, everyone's so stuffy
here, right?

977
01:07:33,588 --> 01:07:37,455
Bartok and Farrah and all
their fucking bullshit.

978
01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:41,493
Huh? All their fucking
bullshitty robes.

979
01:07:41,495 --> 01:07:43,029
And they're dumb-dumb hats.

980
01:07:43,031 --> 01:07:47,767
I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb
wears a hat like this?

981
01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:50,304
It's stupid. And this.

982
01:07:51,471 --> 01:07:55,275
Fuck this goofy-ass emerald
bullshit.

983
01:07:56,109 --> 01:07:58,410
- It's, it's peridot.

984
01:07:58,412 --> 01:08:01,146
- Well, fuck this peridot
bullshit.

985
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:14,862
Dancing makes me
feel so alive!

986
01:08:21,970 --> 01:08:23,435
- What's happening?

987
01:08:23,437 --> 01:08:25,972
- I don't think he liked
what the demon said to him.

988
01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:27,609
- Ah. You know what's weird?

989
01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:31,010
No one has danced since
we got here.

990
01:08:31,012 --> 01:08:33,646
And that's a real shame, huh?

991
01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:36,549
'Cause dancing really
frees you up, huh?

992
01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:40,586
Dancing gets you loose,
gets you outta your head.

993
01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:44,924
Farrah, you wanna dance
with me? Come on, baby.

994
01:08:44,926 --> 01:08:47,593
Nah? All right,
that's fine.

995
01:08:47,595 --> 01:08:49,895
I can dance by myself.

996
01:08:49,897 --> 01:08:54,165
Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on.

997
01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:57,570
Let it take you over. Let
the rhythm take you over.

998
01:08:57,572 --> 01:09:00,039
Rhythm take you over.

999
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:02,074
Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul.

1000
01:09:02,076 --> 01:09:04,309
- What, what did he say?

1001
01:09:04,311 --> 01:09:07,048
- He said, "Oh, fuck,
she's so cool."

1002
01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,559
Onyx, how much of that
did you drink?

1003
01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:22,030
- I don't know.

1004
01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:44,317
♪ And I would do anything
for love ♪

1005
01:09:45,553 --> 01:09:49,356
♪ I'd run right into hell
and back ♪

1006
01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:54,593
♪ I would do anything
for love ♪

1007
01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:59,100
♪ I'll take the vow and
seal the pact ♪

1008
01:10:01,769 --> 01:10:05,071
- Who am I?
- You know. Search your heart.

1009
01:10:05,073 --> 01:10:08,140
- Who's to say what any of
us are in this twisted palace

1010
01:10:08,142 --> 01:10:10,042
built of riddle and rhyme?

1011
01:10:10,044 --> 01:10:15,049
♪ And I would do anything
for love ♪

1012
01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:19,051
♪ But I won't do that ♪

1013
01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:20,285
- I dunno.

1014
01:10:20,287 --> 01:10:22,888
♪ No, I won't do ♪

1015
01:10:31,666 --> 01:10:34,667
♪ And some nights you're
breathing fire ♪

1016
01:10:34,669 --> 01:10:37,903
♪ And some nights you're
talking nice ♪

1017
01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:39,471
♪ Some nights you're
like nothing ♪

1018
01:10:39,473 --> 01:10:43,241
♪ I've ever seen before or
will again ♪

1019
01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:46,377
♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪

1020
01:10:46,379 --> 01:10:50,716
♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪

1021
01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:52,651
♪ I know you can save me ♪

1022
01:10:52,653 --> 01:10:57,455
♪ No one else can save me
now but you ♪

1023
01:10:57,457 --> 01:11:00,059
- Farrah, what are you?

1024
01:11:00,061 --> 01:11:02,161
- Here we can be
anything, Onyx.

1025
01:11:02,163 --> 01:11:04,563
I can be whatever your heart
desires most.

1026
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:08,701
Join me and we can be
together for all eternity.

1027
01:11:08,703 --> 01:11:13,539
♪ And I would do anything
for love ♪

1028
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:18,010
♪ I would do anything
for love ♪

1029
01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:22,280
♪ I would do anything
for love ♪

1030
01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:25,684
♪ But I won't do that ♪

1031
01:11:25,686 --> 01:11:29,257
- I dunno.
♪ But I won't do ♪

1032
01:11:32,492 --> 01:11:34,927
- Or would you rather be here?

1033
01:11:34,929 --> 01:11:37,395
- No. Oh, God, no.

1034
01:11:37,397 --> 01:11:40,465
- Then be with me. Free
me from Bartok's rule.

1035
01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:41,569
- Schwa?

1036
01:11:43,204 --> 01:11:45,271
- He raised me from the
depths, gave me life.

1037
01:11:45,273 --> 01:11:48,574
but a life of enslavement
is no life at all.

1038
01:11:48,576 --> 01:11:51,911
I can be given a new life by
the one the prophecy speaks of.

1039
01:11:51,913 --> 01:11:54,013
Together you and I can
defeat Bartok.

1040
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:56,381
But if we don't, he will
complete the final ritual

1041
01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:59,552
and use the power of Abaddon
to take the souls of millions.

1042
01:11:59,554 --> 01:12:02,387
But if you and I-

1043
01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:04,158
Oh, no. It's too late.

1044
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,061
He found us.
- Who?

1045
01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:12,131
- Abaddon.

1046
01:12:12,133 --> 01:12:16,101
- Come to me,
patty slinger.

1047
01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:20,775
Come to me.

1048
01:12:36,858 --> 01:12:38,860
- How can I make your day a
bit beefier?

1049
01:12:40,127 --> 01:12:42,495
- Marcus J. Trillbury,

1050
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:46,100
we meet at last.

1051
01:12:47,969 --> 01:12:50,838
I've heard so much about you.

1052
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:57,676
The patty slinger. The virgin.

1053
01:12:57,678 --> 01:13:01,747
The fool. Know this, Marcus.

1054
01:13:01,749 --> 01:13:04,516
You are many things,

1055
01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:08,723
but you are not the
Fortuitous One.

1056
01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:13,060
I have seen the
Fortuitous One.

1057
01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:19,066
Does that look like you,
Onyx the Fart-uitous?

1058
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:26,473
Does it?

1059
01:13:27,842 --> 01:13:29,440
- No, sir, it does not.

1060
01:13:29,442 --> 01:13:33,145
- In less than one day's time,

1061
01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:38,152
I will rise through an unholy
vessel and enslave the Earth.

1062
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,419
Face it, patty slinger,

1063
01:13:41,421 --> 01:13:45,624
your time is up.

1064
01:13:49,697 --> 01:13:54,702
There's nowhere to run.

1065
01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:57,338
Patty slinger. Patty slinger.

1066
01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:03,945
I'm coming to get you,
patty slinger.

1067
01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:13,054
How can I make your day
a bit beefier?

1068
01:14:17,124 --> 01:14:21,393
When in doubt, skewer it out.

1069
01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:24,363
Yahhh!
- Jesus!

1070
01:14:24,365 --> 01:14:25,199
Jesus!

1071
01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,367
- Hey, it's okay, Onyx.

1072
01:14:28,369 --> 01:14:30,102
It's all right. Lay, lay down.

1073
01:14:30,104 --> 01:14:30,938
You're all right.

1074
01:14:31,839 --> 01:14:32,873
Here, drink this.

1075
01:14:35,042 --> 01:14:35,910
- What is it?

1076
01:14:37,178 --> 01:14:40,512
- Ginger, turmeric, mint,
elder flower,

1077
01:14:40,514 --> 01:14:43,117
some other things that'll
help your stomach.

1078
01:14:44,819 --> 01:14:49,824
- I'm sorry, Zee. I don't
know what came over me.

1079
01:14:50,424 --> 01:14:51,890
- It's all good.

1080
01:14:51,892 --> 01:14:54,593
Uh, your little episode
was the perfect distraction

1081
01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:56,831
Mr. Duke needed to work
on his translations.

1082
01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:00,299
- Oh, sick.

1083
01:15:00,301 --> 01:15:01,836
Mm.
- Drink.

1084
01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:06,240
I spent some time in the walls.

1085
01:15:07,475 --> 01:15:09,076
This place is a maze.

1086
01:15:10,478 --> 01:15:13,314
Dozens of corridors all
leading somewhere different.

1087
01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:17,151
- Thanks for taking
care of me, Zee.

1088
01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:22,023
- That's what friends
are for, Onyx.

1089
01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:25,359
- Oh, yeah. For sure.

1090
01:15:27,962 --> 01:15:29,995
Yeah, I know what friends are

1091
01:15:29,997 --> 01:15:33,799
and what their general
responsibilities consist of.

1092
01:15:40,908 --> 01:15:44,311
Zee, are you okay?

1093
01:15:47,081 --> 01:15:48,416
- No, I, um,

1094
01:15:52,253 --> 01:15:55,056
I feel stupid, Onyx.

1095
01:15:58,359 --> 01:16:00,561
Stupid for trusting Bartok.

1096
01:16:02,531 --> 01:16:04,065
Trusting anyone, really.

1097
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,902
I should have known better.

1098
01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:11,572
And I'm,

1099
01:16:16,277 --> 01:16:17,111
I'm scared.

1100
01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:20,581
I'm really scared.

1101
01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:31,258
- I used to get scared
whenever I'd go on sleepovers.

1102
01:16:33,562 --> 01:16:35,696
Even to my best friend
Billy Davis's house.

1103
01:16:38,032 --> 01:16:40,201
'Cause it all felt so
weird and unfamiliar.

1104
01:16:42,803 --> 01:16:46,508
That's when his mom,
Linda, taught me that song.

1105
01:16:49,009 --> 01:16:52,311
And just like Fievel, my
fears would be soothed

1106
01:16:52,313 --> 01:16:55,316
and I'd be asleep in no time.

1107
01:16:58,185 --> 01:17:03,124
'Cause she reminded me that
no matter how alone we feel,

1108
01:17:05,826 --> 01:17:09,564
no matter how far away
from home we might be,

1109
01:17:12,133 --> 01:17:15,002
we're still underneath the
same sky as the people we love.

1110
01:17:16,637 --> 01:17:19,440
Just remember,
you do have friends.

1111
01:17:21,342 --> 01:17:22,843
And you're never really alone.

1112
01:17:24,845 --> 01:17:26,747
Because we're all under
the same moon.

1113
01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:39,858
- That's all you saw
in the dream,

1114
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:41,793
the chubby one playing
the piano

1115
01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,566
and smashing mirrors
with a cane?

1116
01:17:46,233 --> 01:17:48,537
- Yes. What I saw is what
I told you.

1117
01:17:50,539 --> 01:17:52,104
- Hmm.

1118
01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:00,447
Farrah?

1119
01:18:02,584 --> 01:18:03,618
- Yes, master?

1120
01:18:04,818 --> 01:18:09,790
- Why do you insist on
mocking my intelligence,

1121
01:18:10,991 --> 01:18:14,594
undermining my power,
deriding my virility?

1122
01:18:14,596 --> 01:18:16,929
- Master, I-
- Do you not think

1123
01:18:16,931 --> 01:18:18,098
he speaks to me?

1124
01:18:19,466 --> 01:18:24,371
Do you not think Lucifer
himself speaks directly to me?

1125
01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:26,941
To me!

1126
01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:32,246
Or a succubus shrew who
sleeps in a shed?

1127
01:18:37,218 --> 01:18:39,552
Give it to me.

1128
01:18:39,554 --> 01:18:41,787
Put it in my hand.

1129
01:18:41,789 --> 01:18:43,290
Put it in my hand.

1130
01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:03,944
What's the point of having a
psychic demon bitch's power

1131
01:19:05,412 --> 01:19:09,551
at my disposal if all she
does is fucking lie to me?

1132
01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:13,586
- I didn't lie to you, master.

1133
01:19:13,588 --> 01:19:17,789
- Oh, no, you just chose
not to tell me

1134
01:19:17,791 --> 01:19:20,325
that you sensed something
when they first arrived.

1135
01:19:20,327 --> 01:19:22,060
You just chose not to tell me

1136
01:19:22,062 --> 01:19:24,196
when they witnessed the
taking of a soul.

1137
01:19:24,198 --> 01:19:27,866
You just chose not to
tell me that they stole

1138
01:19:27,868 --> 01:19:32,873
the fucking prophecy right
from underneath our noses!

1139
01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:40,312
Now, if you don't tell
me what you're sensing,

1140
01:19:40,314 --> 01:19:44,950
what you're seeing when
you see it, I swear to you-

1141
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:51,925
I will take this fucking
life from you.

1142
01:19:53,127 --> 01:19:55,294
- You can't kill a demon
with the Knife of Dagon.

1143
01:19:55,296 --> 01:19:58,830
- You know what? I know that
I can't kill you with this.

1144
01:19:58,832 --> 01:20:03,502
But what I can do is
sever your fucking head

1145
01:20:03,504 --> 01:20:07,239
and put it in a display
case for all eternity,

1146
01:20:07,241 --> 01:20:09,908
shielded in unbreakable
Nazarene glass.

1147
01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:12,714
That I can do!

1148
01:20:16,317 --> 01:20:17,151
- He is here.

1149
01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:21,119
- Who?

1150
01:20:21,121 --> 01:20:22,755
- The Fortuitous One.

1151
01:20:47,081 --> 01:20:47,881
- Yes.

1152
01:20:48,916 --> 01:20:50,717
Yes, that's it.

1153
01:20:50,719 --> 01:20:52,785
That's it. I see it now.

1154
01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:53,788
I see it all now.

1155
01:20:56,090 --> 01:20:59,124
Outstanding.

1156
01:20:59,126 --> 01:21:00,459
- It's the teacher, isn't it?

1157
01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:04,296
- Mm-mm. The patty slinger.

1158
01:21:04,298 --> 01:21:08,300
- Oh, fucking right.

1159
01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:11,704
How dare you?

1160
01:21:11,706 --> 01:21:14,308
You still try to make a fool
out of me?

1161
01:21:15,376 --> 01:21:17,444
- No, I swear, I saw him.

1162
01:21:18,445 --> 01:21:22,249
- You saw the man of destiny,

1163
01:21:23,618 --> 01:21:26,887
the demon killer, the
slayer of the bright realm?

1164
01:21:29,557 --> 01:21:31,591
- Here within these walls.

1165
01:21:40,401 --> 01:21:41,502
One more lie,

1166
01:21:44,739 --> 01:21:45,707
and I swear.

1167
01:21:48,342 --> 01:21:50,976
- It was the teacher. You
were right, I was wrong.

1168
01:21:50,978 --> 01:21:53,245
I just wasn't seeing as
clearly as you.

1169
01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:57,418
- I knew it.

1170
01:22:11,365 --> 01:22:16,370
I have no doubt our Father
looks down upon you in shame.

1171
01:22:30,685 --> 01:22:33,586
Yes?

1172
01:22:33,588 --> 01:22:35,922
- Mr. Duke,
I wondered

1173
01:22:35,924 --> 01:22:37,659
if you had a moment to spare.

1174
01:22:47,702 --> 01:22:52,507
- Of course. I would
be honored.

1175
01:22:57,978 --> 01:22:59,046
- Wow.

1176
01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:06,786
You really are a man
of studies, aren't you?

1177
01:23:06,788 --> 01:23:10,224
- Well, what can I say?
Knowledge excites me.

1178
01:23:12,092 --> 01:23:13,327
- I can see that.

1179
01:23:15,996 --> 01:23:21,001
So tell me, what knowledge

1180
01:23:21,970 --> 01:23:25,840
have you discovered tonight?

1181
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:32,545
- That you are not the
person you've said you are,

1182
01:23:32,547 --> 01:23:34,983
and that your plans for
us, hmm,

1183
01:23:36,216 --> 01:23:38,520
well, they aren't what
we were led to believe.

1184
01:23:39,988 --> 01:23:44,724
- Well, that
is a matter

1185
01:23:44,726 --> 01:23:48,161
of perspective, isn't it?

1186
01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:53,300
After all, I am offering
you immortality.

1187
01:23:55,870 --> 01:24:00,842
- You only gain
Abaddon's power

1188
01:24:01,876 --> 01:24:04,378
by offering the demon
five souls.

1189
01:24:05,547 --> 01:24:07,247
We would live eternally,

1190
01:24:08,215 --> 01:24:09,717
as your prisoners,

1191
01:24:11,118 --> 01:24:13,688
locked within the talisman
until the end of time.

1192
01:24:15,023 --> 01:24:17,389
Immortality.

1193
01:24:17,391 --> 01:24:22,396
No, undying pain and suffering

1194
01:24:23,130 --> 01:24:24,597
as we remain cognizant

1195
01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,533
of our never-ending state
of purgatorial stasis.

1196
01:24:27,535 --> 01:24:31,839
Now, that, that is more
like it, yes?

1197
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:36,474
- Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe.

1198
01:24:54,328 --> 01:24:56,762
- Mr. Duke, are, are you
okay? What did you find?

1199
01:24:56,764 --> 01:24:58,731
- Oh, don't be silly.
Of course I'm fine.

1200
01:24:58,733 --> 01:25:01,634
And I found nothing.
Nothing but the truth.

1201
01:25:01,636 --> 01:25:04,837
That we should follow
Bartok's words to the letter

1202
01:25:04,839 --> 01:25:06,975
and join him for the
final ritual.

1203
01:25:07,842 --> 01:25:09,109
Right fucking now.

1204
01:25:11,178 --> 01:25:14,379
- Are you seeing regular
Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke?

1205
01:25:14,381 --> 01:25:16,149
- What? Regular.

1206
01:25:17,317 --> 01:25:20,218
- Huh. Because he's
definitely a ghoul now.

1207
01:25:22,790 --> 01:25:24,456
We should run!

1208
01:25:27,095 --> 01:25:28,761
- Come on.

1209
01:25:31,231 --> 01:25:34,232
- Keep your mouth closed. These
cobwebs are something fierce.

1210
01:25:34,234 --> 01:25:36,102
Oh, fuck. Are you getting
them or nah?

1211
01:25:36,104 --> 01:25:38,804
Just me? I'm fucking
choking on webs.

1212
01:25:42,977 --> 01:25:45,745
Why could I see the ghoul
and you couldn't. Huh?

1213
01:25:45,747 --> 01:25:47,647
Why could I see the
ghoul and you couldn't?

1214
01:25:47,649 --> 01:25:49,949
- Stand guard. I need to
study this.

1215
01:25:54,956 --> 01:25:56,189
Okay, Mr. Duke.

1216
01:25:57,424 --> 01:25:58,258
The peridot necklaces.

1217
01:25:59,927 --> 01:26:04,498
These crystals. Farrah's been
using them to control us.

1218
01:26:05,733 --> 01:26:06,901
Influence our will.

1219
01:26:12,507 --> 01:26:13,806
- Well, what else does it say?

1220
01:26:13,808 --> 01:26:15,041
Did Mr. Duke have a plan?

1221
01:26:15,043 --> 01:26:17,710
Huh? What do we do?

1222
01:26:17,712 --> 01:26:20,813
- Yeah, he had a plan.
- What's the plan?

1223
01:26:20,815 --> 01:26:22,648
Do we reanimate one of these
dead bobcats

1224
01:26:22,650 --> 01:26:24,517
and ride it straight
outta town?

1225
01:26:24,519 --> 01:26:26,484
Or do we race this old
dentist's chair downhill

1226
01:26:26,486 --> 01:26:28,319
until it picks up enough
speed to shoot us

1227
01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:31,959
into space like "Radio Flyer"?

1228
01:26:33,393 --> 01:26:36,461
Or do we light this place on
fire and perish in the flames?

1229
01:26:36,463 --> 01:26:38,396
Or build a makeshift
cannon out of paperclips

1230
01:26:38,398 --> 01:26:41,734
and old white out that
we find in Bartok's desk?

1231
01:26:41,736 --> 01:26:44,504
- No.

1232
01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:50,712
I stay here and you go.

1233
01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:55,380
- What? Go where?

1234
01:26:55,382 --> 01:26:56,684
Stay here? Why?

1235
01:26:58,119 --> 01:27:00,218
- Follow the map to get out
and head to the old cemetery.

1236
01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:01,386
Find the fallen angel.

1237
01:27:01,388 --> 01:27:02,688
Once the blood moon has risen,

1238
01:27:02,690 --> 01:27:04,757
that's where the final
ritual will take place.

1239
01:27:04,759 --> 01:27:07,560
- What? They're gonna kill
you, Zee.

1240
01:27:07,562 --> 01:27:08,794
Suck out your soul like
some kind

1241
01:27:08,796 --> 01:27:11,097
of demonic Dyson set on
overdrive.

1242
01:27:11,099 --> 01:27:14,468
- Listen, everything you
need is in here.

1243
01:27:16,336 --> 01:27:17,471
- What's gonna happen?

1244
01:27:25,146 --> 01:27:28,013
- You have everything you need.

1245
01:27:28,015 --> 01:27:30,216
- No! Zee, don't do this!

1246
01:27:30,218 --> 01:27:31,884
Don't do this! Don't leave me!

1247
01:27:31,886 --> 01:27:34,120
Don't leave me! I can't do
this alone!

1248
01:27:34,122 --> 01:27:37,489
I'm not who you think I am.
I'm not the Fortuitous One.

1249
01:27:37,491 --> 01:27:39,558
I'm just a fat fucking
patty slinging chubby

1250
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,862
fat fucking virgin.

1251
01:27:42,864 --> 01:27:43,698
Zee!

1252
01:27:45,332 --> 01:27:46,167
Zee!

1253
01:28:05,586 --> 01:28:07,452
Paging. Mr. Bartok.

1254
01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:09,822
Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in
your office

1255
01:28:09,824 --> 01:28:11,223
fucking up your shit.

1256
01:28:11,225 --> 01:28:12,593
What you gonna do about it?

1257
01:28:29,811 --> 01:28:31,646
Bartok, where are you?

1258
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:35,346
Come and get me!

1259
01:29:20,595 --> 01:29:24,296
- Dear
Onyx, if you are reading this,

1260
01:29:24,298 --> 01:29:26,634
I know things must seem
pretty grim.

1261
01:29:27,768 --> 01:29:30,603
It looks as though you
are all alone

1262
01:29:30,605 --> 01:29:34,773
facing something insurmountable.

1263
01:29:34,775 --> 01:29:38,544
But I assure you, that
isn't the case.

1264
01:29:38,546 --> 01:29:43,551
We, your friends, are with you.

1265
01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:47,086
The prophecy of the
Fortuitous One is clear.

1266
01:29:47,088 --> 01:29:50,289
If the souls are collected
underneath the blood moon,

1267
01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:53,726
a portal will open
leading directly

1268
01:29:53,728 --> 01:29:55,863
to Abaddon's lair in hell.

1269
01:29:57,265 --> 01:30:00,431
If the Fortuitous One throws
themselves into the pit,

1270
01:30:00,433 --> 01:30:03,802
they will not only be
reborn from beyond,

1271
01:30:03,804 --> 01:30:06,939
they will also have the
power to reanimate

1272
01:30:06,941 --> 01:30:10,311
the ones who have perished
by the Knife of Dagon.

1273
01:30:11,746 --> 01:30:15,547
All of this must be done under
the gaze of the blood moon,

1274
01:30:15,549 --> 01:30:18,953
lasting only 300 seconds.

1275
01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:23,956
That's five minutes.
- Got it.

1276
01:30:25,059 --> 01:30:26,627
- Ade due Damballa.

1277
01:30:28,062 --> 01:30:31,230
Give me the power,
I beg of you.

1278
01:30:31,232 --> 01:30:32,667
Ade due Damballa.

1279
01:30:34,168 --> 01:30:36,837
Give me the power,
I beg of you!

1280
01:30:38,372 --> 01:30:39,807
Ade due Damballa.

1281
01:30:42,442 --> 01:30:46,612
Give me the power-
♪ Somewhere ♪

1282
01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:49,515
♪ Out there ♪

1283
01:30:54,322 --> 01:30:56,989
- Onyx,
I cannot say whether or not

1284
01:30:56,991 --> 01:30:59,558
you are the one the
prophecy speaks of.

1285
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:03,028
That could not be
determined by my studies.

1286
01:31:03,030 --> 01:31:06,398
You must search within yourself

1287
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:09,003
and find what you know
in your heart to be true.

1288
01:31:10,237 --> 01:31:13,471
However, if you are not the
Fortuitous One

1289
01:31:13,473 --> 01:31:15,874
and you throw yourself
into the hell mouth,

1290
01:31:15,876 --> 01:31:19,411
you will burn alive as you
fall for miles and miles,

1291
01:31:19,413 --> 01:31:21,814
hurdling toward Abaddon's
pit deep beneath

1292
01:31:21,816 --> 01:31:23,949
the Earth's surface,
fully awake and aware

1293
01:31:23,951 --> 01:31:26,218
for the entirety of the fall.

1294
01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:29,922
Then once arriving in his lair,
undoubtedly face centuries

1295
01:31:29,924 --> 01:31:32,091
of torture at the hands
of Abaddon

1296
01:31:32,093 --> 01:31:34,727
and his many demonic minions.

1297
01:31:34,729 --> 01:31:35,696
Good luck.

1298
01:31:37,732 --> 01:31:38,566
- Huh.

1299
01:31:46,107 --> 01:31:50,244
I have everything I need, huh?

1300
01:32:01,022 --> 01:32:02,356
- Patty slinger!

1301
01:32:05,192 --> 01:32:06,360
The time has come.

1302
01:32:08,162 --> 01:32:10,264
The blood moon blesses us

1303
01:32:11,599 --> 01:32:14,168
and Abaddon is waiting.

1304
01:32:16,470 --> 01:32:19,006
Zee.

1305
01:32:25,613 --> 01:32:29,884
- No. Kneel and accept
your fate.

1306
01:32:34,755 --> 01:32:36,855
Put your magic to some
good use

1307
01:32:36,857 --> 01:32:39,193
and make this fool do
as I say.

1308
01:32:42,329 --> 01:32:44,398
- Kneel in the name of Bartok.

1309
01:32:48,836 --> 01:32:51,205
- Now we can begin.

1310
01:32:52,507 --> 01:32:55,007
Father, hear me.

1311
01:32:55,009 --> 01:32:57,878
I have done as you have asked.

1312
01:32:58,913 --> 01:33:02,181
The talisman of souls is
nearly full.

1313
01:33:02,183 --> 01:33:06,420
You have commanded,
and I have obeyed.

1314
01:33:07,855 --> 01:33:12,561
With this final offering,
we make way for Abaddon.

1315
01:33:18,032 --> 01:33:21,568
It's sad. For you, I mean.

1316
01:33:21,570 --> 01:33:26,438
But they're not really
in there anymore.

1317
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:28,440
They're in here.

1318
01:33:34,915 --> 01:33:38,150
Do you know how I know

1319
01:33:38,152 --> 01:33:41,822
you aren't the Fortuitous One,
Marcus?

1320
01:33:42,690 --> 01:33:46,760
Because you don't impress me.

1321
01:33:53,801 --> 01:33:56,401
Farrah, the book.

1322
01:34:01,842 --> 01:34:03,043
Ade due Damballa.

1323
01:34:05,279 --> 01:34:08,280
Give me the power, I beg of you.

1324
01:34:08,282 --> 01:34:12,619
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte.

1325
01:34:12,621 --> 01:34:14,021
Ade due Damballa.

1326
01:34:16,190 --> 01:34:19,424
Give me the power,
I beg of you.

1327
01:34:19,426 --> 01:34:22,429
Secoise entienne
mais pois de morte.

1328
01:34:24,765 --> 01:34:26,200
Ade due Damballa.

1329
01:34:28,570 --> 01:34:31,238
Give me the power,
I beg of you!

1330
01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:36,043
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte!

1331
01:34:39,780 --> 01:34:41,916
Rise, Abaddon! Come to me!

1332
01:34:43,717 --> 01:34:44,885
Give me power!

1333
01:34:54,028 --> 01:34:55,196
- Hey, Bartok!

1334
01:34:56,497 --> 01:34:58,130
I just wanted to tell
you something real quick

1335
01:34:58,132 --> 01:35:00,034
before all my soul goo is gone.

1336
01:35:01,468 --> 01:35:03,237
Hey, I just wanted to say.

1337
01:35:07,408 --> 01:35:08,907
- What?

1338
01:35:08,909 --> 01:35:10,612
I was just trying to tell
you.

1339
01:35:15,082 --> 01:35:18,185
- What are you saying,
patty slinger?

1340
01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:22,154
- Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's
crystals at all.

1341
01:35:22,156 --> 01:35:24,223
It's an ultra green
pumaman variant.

1342
01:35:24,225 --> 01:35:26,124
Surprised you didn't know that.

1343
01:35:26,126 --> 01:35:28,894
So I'm free to do
whatever the fuck I want.

1344
01:35:34,703 --> 01:35:38,003
Oh. Oh!

1345
01:35:38,005 --> 01:35:41,075
How deep does that hole go?

1346
01:35:43,110 --> 01:35:45,012
Well, here goes nothing.

1347
01:35:53,454 --> 01:35:55,722
- My life's work!

1348
01:35:55,724 --> 01:35:58,257
Gone, in a flash,

1349
01:35:58,259 --> 01:36:01,728
because you wouldn't
do as you were told.

1350
01:36:01,730 --> 01:36:03,795
You couldn't keep them in line.

1351
01:36:03,797 --> 01:36:05,032
You couldn't protect years

1352
01:36:07,001 --> 01:36:12,006
of my work for one fucking
weekend!

1353
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:17,111
I've spent my life
preparing for this one night.

1354
01:36:25,620 --> 01:36:27,622
- Let him rise.

1355
01:36:29,290 --> 01:36:30,391
Let him rise.

1356
01:36:33,127 --> 01:36:34,228
Let him rise.

1357
01:36:36,430 --> 01:36:38,265
- What?
- Let him rise.

1358
01:36:39,734 --> 01:36:41,536
- What?
- Let him rise.

1359
01:36:43,370 --> 01:36:47,873
- What are they saying?
Why are they saying that?

1360
01:37:19,173 --> 01:37:20,906
- I stand before you now
not as the man you once

1361
01:37:20,908 --> 01:37:22,974
knew me to be, but as a
man revivified,

1362
01:37:22,976 --> 01:37:24,976
no longer made of earthly
flesh and bone,

1363
01:37:24,978 --> 01:37:26,746
but rather built of
supernatural sinew

1364
01:37:26,748 --> 01:37:29,214
and metaphysical muscle, not
unlike the genetic builds

1365
01:37:29,216 --> 01:37:30,982
of angels and demons
that wage forever war

1366
01:37:30,984 --> 01:37:33,318
in opposing kingdoms,
battling over the fates

1367
01:37:33,320 --> 01:37:35,655
of monsters and mites
until both time and space

1368
01:37:35,657 --> 01:37:40,092
stretch to bleak nothingness
and the stars refuse to expand.

1369
01:37:40,094 --> 01:37:42,227
But for what is this
battle raging, you ask.

1370
01:37:42,229 --> 01:37:44,162
I dunno. What stands at
the center?

1371
01:37:44,164 --> 01:37:46,131
To that I say my soul is at
the center,

1372
01:37:46,133 --> 01:37:49,267
for I am Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm,

1373
01:37:49,269 --> 01:37:51,804
an altered warrior destined
to return my friends' souls

1374
01:37:51,806 --> 01:37:55,641
to their bodies and seal this
weeping hell portal thusly.

1375
01:37:59,146 --> 01:38:03,448
I dunno. Being reborn is
pretty cool.

1376
01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:13,291
Not much time left!

1377
01:38:13,293 --> 01:38:16,495
Quick, ghoul buddies,
single file.

1378
01:38:20,901 --> 01:38:24,336
- Farrah, please!

1379
01:38:24,338 --> 01:38:26,271
- Our Father was wrong to
choose you.

1380
01:38:26,273 --> 01:38:29,241
His faith in foolish men
never ceases to amaze me.

1381
01:38:29,243 --> 01:38:33,713
- Is this how you repay me
after all I've done for you?

1382
01:38:35,416 --> 01:38:36,883
- This is gonna feel weird
at first,

1383
01:38:36,885 --> 01:38:39,351
but then it'll feel good 'cause
you'll get your souls back.

1384
01:38:39,353 --> 01:38:42,354
When in doubt,
skewer it out.

1385
01:38:48,195 --> 01:38:49,529
- What are you going to do?

1386
01:38:49,531 --> 01:38:53,031
Kill me?
- No. Worse.

1387
01:38:53,033 --> 01:38:55,568
Klaatu barada nikto.

1388
01:39:12,787 --> 01:39:14,052
I guess that's what you get
for trusting

1389
01:39:14,054 --> 01:39:16,154
a psychic demon bitch.

1390
01:39:23,765 --> 01:39:24,866
- Hmm.

1391
01:39:26,300 --> 01:39:28,801
- Now's the time, Onyx, what
I spoke about in your dreams.

1392
01:39:28,803 --> 01:39:30,202
- What?
- Your destiny,

1393
01:39:30,204 --> 01:39:32,640
the way forward for you, for us.

1394
01:39:33,842 --> 01:39:37,643
- Woah! You mean like a sexy
way forward?

1395
01:39:37,645 --> 01:39:39,612
- If the Fortuitous One
joins with a demon,

1396
01:39:39,614 --> 01:39:41,581
they can take Abaddon's
power and rule together

1397
01:39:41,583 --> 01:39:43,116
as kings and queens in hell.

1398
01:39:45,018 --> 01:39:48,019
- Uh, when you say join with
a demon, you mean to like

1399
01:39:48,021 --> 01:39:49,020
get married?
- Fuck.

1400
01:39:49,022 --> 01:39:50,590
- Oh, fuck. Okay, right,
got it.

1401
01:39:50,592 --> 01:39:53,626
So reign with you in hell
and leave my friends behind,

1402
01:39:53,628 --> 01:39:57,496
or stay here with them and
be without my demon bride.

1403
01:39:57,498 --> 01:39:59,397
- I knew it was you all along.

1404
01:39:59,399 --> 01:40:01,099
I know you could feel me too,

1405
01:40:01,101 --> 01:40:02,935
guiding you, pulling
you through.

1406
01:40:02,937 --> 01:40:04,269
Stay with me, Onyx.

1407
01:40:04,271 --> 01:40:05,638
Together, hell can be what
we make of it.

1408
01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:08,543
Slave to no master, a
kingdom of our very own.

1409
01:40:09,409 --> 01:40:10,244
- But-

1410
01:40:14,549 --> 01:40:16,047
My friends.

1411
01:40:16,049 --> 01:40:17,550
- This is our last chance,
Onyx.

1412
01:40:17,552 --> 01:40:19,919
Be with me now or leave me
and forever be my enemy.

1413
01:40:22,857 --> 01:40:23,958
- I'm sorry, Farrah,

1414
01:40:25,225 --> 01:40:26,961
but I can't rule with you
in hell.

1415
01:40:28,061 --> 01:40:29,229
My place is here.

1416
01:40:30,698 --> 01:40:32,532
With my-

1417
01:40:32,534 --> 01:40:35,166
- With what? A band of
losers, know nothings?

1418
01:40:35,168 --> 01:40:38,169
Is that what you want over
loyalty and exaltation?

1419
01:40:38,171 --> 01:40:39,539
Then take your rightful
place as the leader

1420
01:40:39,541 --> 01:40:42,010
of the forever forsaken
ugly fuck-ups.

1421
01:40:43,310 --> 01:40:44,111
- Farrah!

1422
01:40:45,212 --> 01:40:46,546
- Farewell,
Onyx the Fortuitous.

1423
01:40:46,548 --> 01:40:48,448
Until we meet again
in your nightmares.

1424
01:41:03,230 --> 01:41:06,366
- Ah, you're better off
without her, Fortuitous One.

1425
01:41:07,501 --> 01:41:11,269
- Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, shit.

1426
01:41:11,271 --> 01:41:15,775
Y'all transformed.
That's fucking tight.

1427
01:41:15,777 --> 01:41:19,779
That is fu-, that's,
that's tight

1428
01:41:19,781 --> 01:41:21,883
Yeah. And he's dead.

1429
01:41:24,084 --> 01:41:27,385
Aw. Huh.

1430
01:41:27,387 --> 01:41:30,390
Hello?

1431
01:41:32,060 --> 01:41:34,361
Oh, come on. Oh, you're
so bad.

1432
01:41:35,228 --> 01:41:37,832
- Welcome to Briardale Manor.

1433
01:41:39,734 --> 01:41:41,266
- The fuck?

1434
01:41:42,502 --> 01:41:46,074
- Ah, the children.

1435
01:41:49,276 --> 01:41:52,243
This is our room of focus
and meditation.

1436
01:41:52,245 --> 01:41:54,446
Currently our resident
witch is using it to hone

1437
01:41:54,448 --> 01:41:57,150
their newfound insights and
skills.

1438
01:41:59,020 --> 01:41:59,821
- Hey.

1439
01:42:02,255 --> 01:42:03,091
- Hi.

1440
01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:06,626
- This is the study.

1441
01:42:06,628 --> 01:42:10,295
Here, you'll find volumes upon
volumes of satanic writings.

1442
01:42:10,297 --> 01:42:11,931
If you've got a thirst for
knowledge,

1443
01:42:11,933 --> 01:42:15,202
it can be quenched within
these walls.

1444
01:42:22,142 --> 01:42:24,744
But here is where we'll take
our lunch.

1445
01:42:24,746 --> 01:42:26,380
A place set for everyone.

1446
01:42:27,682 --> 01:42:31,550
Ah, I'm being summoned.
Excusez moi.

1447
01:42:40,795 --> 01:42:42,462
I'd be honored.

1448
01:42:53,608 --> 01:42:55,475
- Oh, Mr. Duke.

1449
01:42:56,243 --> 01:42:58,378
- Wonderful.

1450
01:43:05,452 --> 01:43:10,457
♪ I would do anything for love ♪

1451
01:43:11,092 --> 01:43:13,592
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1452
01:43:13,594 --> 01:43:16,494
♪ I would do anything for love ♪

1453
01:43:16,496 --> 01:43:18,164
♪ But I won't do that ♪

1454
01:43:18,166 --> 01:43:20,398
- He's your kid, not mine.

1455
01:43:21,334 --> 01:43:23,104
♪ No I won't do that ♪

1456
01:43:24,839 --> 01:43:26,438
- I love dancing!

1457
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:28,375
Dancing gets you loose!

1458
01:43:40,722 --> 01:43:44,357
- When? When do we get
our revenge?

1459
01:43:45,459 --> 01:43:48,493
- Soon. But we must
have patience.

1460
01:43:48,495 --> 01:43:50,430
We must wait until the
time is right.

1461
01:43:51,699 --> 01:43:55,837
And when it is, we make
his life a living hell.

1462
01:43:57,038 --> 01:43:59,638
Understand?
- Yes, master.

1463
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:01,609
As you wish, master.

1464
01:44:04,444 --> 01:44:09,449
♪ I would do anything for love ♪

1465
01:44:10,084 --> 01:44:12,618
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1466
01:44:12,620 --> 01:44:16,354
♪ I would to anything for love ♪

1467
01:44:16,356 --> 01:44:20,358
♪ But I won't do that ♪

1468
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:22,230
♪ No I won't do that ♪

1469
01:45:17,752 --> 01:45:22,621
♪ I would do anything for love ♪

1470
01:45:22,623 --> 01:45:25,758
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1471
01:45:25,760 --> 01:45:29,595
♪ I would do anything for love ♪

1472
01:45:29,597 --> 01:45:33,364
♪ But I won't do that ♪

1473
01:45:33,366 --> 01:45:35,636
♪ No I won't do that ♪

1474
01:46:08,803 --> 01:46:10,368
- Maybe I'm not Mark who
works at Arby's.

1475
01:46:10,370 --> 01:46:13,339
Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm.

1476
01:46:13,341 --> 01:46:14,506
I dunno.

1477
01:46:14,508 --> 01:46:15,941
I do hope his eyes
gaze upon me

1478
01:46:15,943 --> 01:46:18,443
and that my allegiance is
recognized, I dunno.

1479
01:46:18,445 --> 01:46:21,379
Notice me, Senpai, notice me.

1480
01:46:21,381 --> 01:46:24,482
No, I didn't wash my shirt
in between shifts, Masha.

1481
01:46:24,484 --> 01:46:25,885
So what if I smell like
roast beef?

1482
01:46:25,887 --> 01:46:28,220
This whole place smells like
roast beef.

1483
01:46:28,222 --> 01:46:29,688
As I stared into the
darkened void,

1484
01:46:29,690 --> 01:46:31,557
imagining the hordes of
devils soon to spring forth,

1485
01:46:31,559 --> 01:46:33,060
I couldn't help but ponder,

1486
01:46:34,128 --> 01:46:35,495
how deep does that hole go?

1487
01:46:37,899 --> 01:46:39,365
I was sitting on the
orange velvet couch

1488
01:46:39,367 --> 01:46:41,600
watching "Catteries Not
Included" when suddenly

1489
01:46:41,602 --> 01:46:43,869
an arousingly confident
Gadget Hackwrench appeared

1490
01:46:43,871 --> 01:46:45,470
and asked for my help in fixing

1491
01:46:45,472 --> 01:46:47,172
the ever-beleaguered
Screaming Eagle.

1492
01:46:47,174 --> 01:46:49,241
I don't know. I acquiesced.

1493
01:46:49,243 --> 01:46:51,744
And as I handed her the hog
ring pliers, her fuzzy digits

1494
01:46:51,746 --> 01:46:56,384
grazed mine, and in that
moment, truly, I was woke.

1495
01:46:57,818 --> 01:46:59,885
But with one last look of a
warrior's accord, we vaulted,

1496
01:46:59,887 --> 01:47:01,419
vaulted higher than
Meat Loaf's motorcycle

1497
01:47:01,421 --> 01:47:03,889
bursting through the devilish
graveyard's stony sod,

1498
01:47:03,891 --> 01:47:05,724
and just like the Loaf,
we soared.

1499
01:47:05,726 --> 01:47:08,360
And just like the Loaf,
we sang.

1500
01:47:08,362 --> 01:47:09,762
♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪

1501
01:47:09,764 --> 01:47:13,666
♪ I'll be gone when the
morning comes ♪

1502
01:47:13,668 --> 01:47:16,201
♪ When the night is over,
like a bat outta hell ♪

1503
01:47:16,203 --> 01:47:19,807
♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪