1 00:00:01,297 --> 00:00:04,592 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:08,346 (scary music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:23,152 (bright music) 6 00:00:31,202 --> 00:00:34,121 (static crackling) 7 00:00:43,881 --> 00:00:46,384 (Onyx exhales) 8 00:00:46,676 --> 00:00:48,135 - Greetings, oh masterful one. 9 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:50,137 I am but a lowly minion sitting here before you 10 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:53,641 crisscross applesauce, consummately at your 11 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:56,769 infernal service and forever in your eternal debt. 12 00:00:57,061 --> 00:00:58,229 I dunno. 13 00:00:58,521 --> 00:01:01,065 My name is Marcus J. Trillbury, but my friends, 14 00:01:01,357 --> 00:01:06,195 my many, many friends call me Onyx the Fortuitous, 15 00:01:07,196 --> 00:01:08,906 slayer of the bright realm. 16 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:10,992 I dunno. 17 00:01:11,284 --> 00:01:12,660 I have been a devilish devotee of yours 18 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:14,287 for more years than I can count. 19 00:01:14,579 --> 00:01:16,706 I have purchased all of your books. 20 00:01:16,998 --> 00:01:18,874 Huh. Interesting. 21 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,377 Listened to all of your records. 22 00:01:21,669 --> 00:01:23,796 And even attempted to complete your at-home workout regime, 23 00:01:24,088 --> 00:01:25,840 "The Beelzebub Beef Up." 24 00:01:26,132 --> 00:01:28,092 But most importantly, I've been a diligent student 25 00:01:28,384 --> 00:01:30,219 of your teachings, having completed the online 26 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,430 certification process for Letting a Lil Devil In, 27 00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:35,391 levels 101, 201, and 301. 28 00:01:35,683 --> 00:01:37,852 And I was approved for 401, but my mom said 29 00:01:38,144 --> 00:01:40,062 I had to stop spending money on the internet, full stop. 30 00:01:40,354 --> 00:01:42,064 And yes, that did include bidding on rare 31 00:01:42,356 --> 00:01:44,734 Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs, even though last summer I was 32 00:01:45,026 --> 00:01:47,528 this close to winning a glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue 33 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:51,449 pumaman variant. Goddamn, I wanted that minifig so bad. 34 00:01:51,741 --> 00:01:54,201 So when I heard, oh Lord, that you were running a contest 35 00:01:54,493 --> 00:01:56,621 for five of your most devoted followers to take part 36 00:01:56,912 --> 00:01:59,874 in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic ritual with you in person, 37 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,710 I just knew it was my destiny to attend. 38 00:02:03,002 --> 00:02:05,546 For I am the most devoted of darkened disciples, 39 00:02:05,838 --> 00:02:07,548 the most fiery of fervent fanatics, 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,842 and the most perpetuitous of putrid pupils. 41 00:02:11,469 --> 00:02:13,846 I guess the only thing left to say is, 42 00:02:14,138 --> 00:02:16,057 notice me, Senpai, notice me! (door bangs) 43 00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:17,558 Oh, God, Mom. - What the hell 44 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:18,559 are you doing in here? - I told you I was making 45 00:02:18,851 --> 00:02:19,727 a video. - Are those my dolls? 46 00:02:20,019 --> 00:02:20,895 - They're for the video - Did you 47 00:02:21,187 --> 00:02:22,104 rip my dolls' heads off? - I promise I'll put 48 00:02:22,396 --> 00:02:23,648 them back, but you can't take them now. 49 00:02:23,939 --> 00:02:26,525 You'll disrupt the magick! You'll disrupt the magick! 50 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,403 (dramatic music) 51 00:02:34,325 --> 00:02:37,328 (ethereal vocalizing) 52 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:45,086 (computer keys clacking) 53 00:02:54,428 --> 00:02:57,890 (Onyx inhales and exhales) 54 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:01,977 (computer trills) 55 00:03:06,148 --> 00:03:08,025 (door squeaks) 56 00:03:08,317 --> 00:03:11,278 (Todd laughing) 57 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:14,115 (fork thudding) 58 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:20,079 - [Todd] Oh my God. (laughing) 59 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,962 - Did you put everything back where you found it? 60 00:03:28,254 --> 00:03:29,255 - Yes, Mom. 61 00:03:29,547 --> 00:03:32,383 - Even Holly Little Puddin' Pants? 62 00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:34,552 - Even Holly Little Puddin' Pants. Woo! 63 00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:38,389 - Where you headed? You don't work on Fridays. 64 00:03:38,681 --> 00:03:40,182 - Oh, thanks for invading my privacy, Todd. 65 00:03:40,474 --> 00:03:41,684 You don't know me. 66 00:03:41,976 --> 00:03:43,477 Hard truth is Travis was fired for pissin in the sweet tea tank 67 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:46,605 for the third time this month, so I'm picking up his shift. 68 00:03:46,897 --> 00:03:49,692 - All right, then. What time can I expect you home? 69 00:03:49,984 --> 00:03:51,777 Would you like us to save you some dinner? 70 00:03:52,069 --> 00:03:54,071 - Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 71 00:03:54,363 --> 00:03:55,948 I might be out pretty late, actually. 72 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,743 - (belches) Wow. Big plans after work. 73 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:01,746 Plans so big that we shouldn't save you dinner. 74 00:04:02,037 --> 00:04:04,248 - Yeah, actually, Todd, (laughs) me and some of my friends 75 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:06,792 might just go out and tear around town, you know, 76 00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:09,670 flipping stuff up and ripping stuff down. (laughs) 77 00:04:09,962 --> 00:04:11,589 - Oh, fun. 78 00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:13,424 - (scoffs) Yeah. That'll be the day. 79 00:04:13,716 --> 00:04:14,842 - What's that? 80 00:04:15,134 --> 00:04:16,886 - Hey, if you got so many friends, 81 00:04:17,178 --> 00:04:19,722 how about I, uh, save a spot for 'em at the table, right? 82 00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:22,433 That way they can all join us for dinner, all your friends! 83 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,560 - Why do you wear a full suit and tie every goddamn day, 84 00:04:24,852 --> 00:04:26,061 Todd, you sell wholesale buckets 85 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,314 of doomsday mac and cheese over the phone. 86 00:04:28,606 --> 00:04:31,817 - Because the clothes define the man, Marcus. 87 00:04:32,109 --> 00:04:33,652 Clearly a lesson you could stand to learn. 88 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:36,197 - I told you not to call me Marcus anymore. 89 00:04:36,489 --> 00:04:38,491 My name is Onyx the Fortuitous, and I'm proud 90 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:40,367 of what we accomplish at the Meat Hut every day. 91 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:42,870 - Boys! Boys! (sighs) 92 00:04:43,162 --> 00:04:45,039 You two have been family for over a year now, 93 00:04:45,331 --> 00:04:49,502 and I will not tolerate these yelling matches anymore. 94 00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:51,837 Marcus, I could understand if your father 95 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,423 was still in the house, but this is Todd, 96 00:04:54,715 --> 00:04:57,051 your stepfather, and my lover. 97 00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:58,302 - Ugh. 98 00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:01,680 - Now, I want you two to breathe with me, okay? 99 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:06,143 Breathe in. (inhales) 100 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:08,729 (Nancy exhales) - Fuck you, Todd. 101 00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:09,772 - Good. In. 102 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:14,151 And out. 103 00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:16,987 - Fuck you, Onyx the Fart-uitous. 104 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:21,826 - Fuck you, Todd! - Fuck you, Marcus! 105 00:05:22,117 --> 00:05:23,160 - Boys! (microwave dings) 106 00:05:23,452 --> 00:05:25,913 (bright music) 107 00:05:28,207 --> 00:05:30,417 (bell dings) - Order up, number 46. 108 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,545 Hold the slaw, extra slaw, prairie pepper hot sauce 109 00:05:32,837 --> 00:05:34,964 on the side with a slap of pickles. 110 00:05:35,256 --> 00:05:37,716 (upbeat music) 111 00:05:42,513 --> 00:05:43,848 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 112 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:46,183 Check the weight on that. 113 00:05:48,686 --> 00:05:50,187 You're one fry short. 114 00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:52,898 (bright music) 115 00:06:00,656 --> 00:06:03,701 (cash register dings) 116 00:06:04,994 --> 00:06:07,371 Cash run, Derrell. Low on fives. 117 00:06:14,378 --> 00:06:17,631 (computer game beeping) 118 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,094 Um, Masha? 119 00:06:22,386 --> 00:06:24,221 - What, Marcus? Fuck! 120 00:06:24,513 --> 00:06:26,640 - I was just wondering if you got my new name tag in yet. 121 00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:27,975 - Your what? 122 00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:30,311 - Remember a few weeks ago I requested a new name tag, 123 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:32,479 one that read Onyx the Fortuitous? 124 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,815 I even applied for one through corporate and everything. 125 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:37,234 - That's not your name. 126 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:40,654 - Oh, yeah, uh, um, well, this one's not my name either, 127 00:06:40,946 --> 00:06:43,532 because my name is Marcus Trillbury, yeah, 128 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:46,368 but this says Marquay Dickberry. 129 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:47,995 And it's been like that since day one. 130 00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:49,246 I've been here six years. 131 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:51,165 - Look, if you want a different name tag, 132 00:06:51,457 --> 00:06:53,250 check the junk box. 133 00:06:54,418 --> 00:06:58,255 (computer game beeping) 134 00:06:58,547 --> 00:07:00,174 - You lose. - Oh, fuck! 135 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,093 Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my dirty cunt! 136 00:07:03,385 --> 00:07:06,347 (drawer bangs) 137 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:07,681 - Oh, God! 138 00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:09,350 - What's up, Pussyhound? 139 00:07:12,061 --> 00:07:13,854 - What's up, Tanner, Tanner's bois? 140 00:07:14,146 --> 00:07:18,025 (Tanner's bois barking) 141 00:07:18,317 --> 00:07:19,985 How can I make your day a bit beefier? 142 00:07:20,277 --> 00:07:21,362 - (sucks teeth) Yeah, we're gonna need 12 143 00:07:21,654 --> 00:07:24,156 Beefy Bad Boy meals, Monster Style curly fries, 144 00:07:24,448 --> 00:07:26,325 I'm gonna need some sodas for my hounds. 145 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:29,078 And you know- (Boi whispers indistinctly) 146 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:32,539 Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary Strawberry Shimmy Shake, 147 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:36,543 and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme, mixed. 148 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:39,755 - Is that all? - No. 149 00:07:40,047 --> 00:07:43,717 I want a Peter Plumpkin Toaster Pie, but slightly cool. 150 00:07:44,009 --> 00:07:46,762 I don't want it to be too hot for my baby mouth. 151 00:07:48,806 --> 00:07:51,725 Hey, it's free in five on Fridays, right? 152 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:53,310 - Yes, sir. 153 00:07:54,812 --> 00:07:57,731 - Well then you better hop to it. 154 00:07:58,023 --> 00:08:01,860 (Tanner's bois laugh) 155 00:08:02,152 --> 00:08:04,363 (upbeat music) 156 00:08:10,077 --> 00:08:13,414 (upbeat music continues) 157 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,377 - There you are, Tanner. Tanner's bois. 158 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:20,462 (Tanner's bois bark) 159 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:21,755 We're just waiting on the burgers. 160 00:08:22,047 --> 00:08:23,007 - Time's almost up. 161 00:08:24,008 --> 00:08:25,134 (Tanner's bois bark) 162 00:08:25,426 --> 00:08:27,553 - Hurry, hurry, patty slinger. - You smell like beef! 163 00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:28,846 (person laughs) Gross. 164 00:08:29,138 --> 00:08:31,348 - [Tanner] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 165 00:08:32,891 --> 00:08:35,686 - When in doubt, skewer it out. 166 00:08:35,978 --> 00:08:38,272 (upbeat music) 167 00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:44,445 - Ten, nine, eight, seven, 168 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:48,782 six, five, four, 169 00:08:49,074 --> 00:08:51,744 three, two, one. 170 00:08:54,496 --> 00:08:56,832 Uh-uh, times up. 171 00:08:57,124 --> 00:08:58,167 - But I- - Lean in. 172 00:09:00,002 --> 00:09:00,669 Lean in. Come on. 173 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:13,182 (shake sloshing) (Tanner's bois laughing) 174 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:16,226 (Tanner's bois barking) 175 00:09:16,518 --> 00:09:19,063 (Tanner laughs) 176 00:09:21,523 --> 00:09:24,985 (Tanner's bois barking) 177 00:09:25,277 --> 00:09:26,320 Patty slinger. 178 00:09:30,074 --> 00:09:32,076 - Tell Masha I quit! - What? 179 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:33,619 - Tell Masha I quit! 180 00:09:36,705 --> 00:09:38,582 (knocking) - Yes? 181 00:09:38,874 --> 00:09:41,335 - Um, Pussyhound quit. 182 00:09:49,802 --> 00:09:50,511 - Dear God. 183 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:52,679 Or the devil. 184 00:09:55,849 --> 00:09:58,352 Whichever one's listening, I guess. (sobs) 185 00:09:58,644 --> 00:10:00,687 Um, I was wondering 186 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,982 if maybe he could give me a different life. 187 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:09,738 Yeah, different than the one I have right now currently. 188 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:14,243 (gentle music) 189 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,372 Yeah, I'd really like a different life, please. 190 00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:22,835 'Cause this one's not working out so well. 191 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:29,675 (Onyx sobs) (computer chimes) 192 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,351 (horn blows) - Congratulations. 193 00:10:39,643 --> 00:10:40,727 Congratulations. Congratulations. 194 00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:42,437 Congratulations. Congratulations. 195 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,231 Congratulations. Congratulations. 196 00:10:44,523 --> 00:10:45,941 Congratulations. Congratulations. 197 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,317 Congratulations. Congratulations. 198 00:10:47,609 --> 00:10:48,902 (Onyx wheezes) Congratulations. 199 00:10:49,194 --> 00:10:50,612 Congratulations. Congratulations. 200 00:10:50,904 --> 00:10:52,406 Congratulations. Congratulations. 201 00:10:52,698 --> 00:10:56,160 (Onyx barking and laughing) 202 00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,163 - I've been invited to Bartok's mansion 203 00:10:59,454 --> 00:11:01,832 to take part in a once-in-a-lifetime ritual 204 00:11:02,124 --> 00:11:04,084 in which he, along with five of his most loyal followers, 205 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:05,252 will attempt to raise the spirit 206 00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:06,920 of the ancient demon, Abaddon. 207 00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:10,632 - That's nice, dear, but you're not going anywhere 208 00:11:10,924 --> 00:11:12,426 until you scoop that litter box. 209 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,390 (litter rustling) 210 00:11:20,475 --> 00:11:22,936 (cat purrs) 211 00:11:23,228 --> 00:11:24,813 (cat meows) 212 00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:27,691 (majestic music) 213 00:11:37,409 --> 00:11:40,871 (majestic music continues) 214 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:47,294 (Mr. Duke chuckling) 215 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:50,130 (majestic music) 216 00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:54,801 - [Onyx] Oh! 217 00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:57,638 (majestic music) 218 00:12:03,268 --> 00:12:08,148 - Ah, Briardale Manor, Bartok's estate. Astounding. 219 00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:10,901 Truly a sight to behold. 220 00:12:11,193 --> 00:12:12,486 - It's the kind of house that makes you wanna recreate 221 00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,655 the 1993 Michael Bay directed music video 222 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:17,324 for Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love." 223 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:21,119 I dunno. But I won't do that. 224 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,165 (Mack giggles) - How do we get in? 225 00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:29,294 - Oh! Let's explore. (giggles) 226 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:31,922 - This is wonderful. (Shelley laughing) 227 00:12:32,214 --> 00:12:35,592 Carpe diem. (laughs) 228 00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:39,263 - I'm Mackenzie. You can call me Mack, or Zee. 229 00:12:39,554 --> 00:12:42,724 - Oh, cool, my name is Marcus, but, uh- 230 00:12:44,643 --> 00:12:45,352 - But... 231 00:12:46,937 --> 00:12:50,482 - I'd really love it if you called me Onyx the Fortuitous. 232 00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:54,528 - Sounds good. Nice to meet you, Onyx. 233 00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:57,781 - Nice to meet you, Zee. 234 00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:01,743 (cheery music) 235 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:07,666 - Ooh, wowy, wowy, wowy, wowy! 236 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:10,335 (cheery music) 237 00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:16,550 (gasps) Oh. Ah. 238 00:13:16,842 --> 00:13:19,886 ♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪ 239 00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:20,887 - Peridot. 240 00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:23,849 - Pardon me? 241 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,475 - Oh, it's peridot. 242 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:28,854 Emerald tends to have a deeper, more verdant hue, 243 00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:33,984 whereas peridot is lighter and more olive-colored. 244 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,821 - I love that you know that. Power in knowledge, eh? 245 00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:39,990 - Yeah. (both laugh) 246 00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:41,658 - There's a note. - (gasps) Ooh! 247 00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:44,870 (Shelley laughs and clears throat) 248 00:13:45,162 --> 00:13:47,372 "A warm welcome to the most devoted 249 00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:49,791 and devout of Bartok's betrothed. 250 00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:55,297 These necklaces are to cleanse you of any unwelcome spirits 251 00:13:55,589 --> 00:13:58,884 before you enter this sacred and unholy space. 252 00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:02,512 Please place a personal item in the box. 253 00:14:02,804 --> 00:14:05,057 Leaving this item will help ground you to the house 254 00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:08,560 and act as an offering of familiarity. 255 00:14:08,852 --> 00:14:11,271 Once you have left your item, please, each of you 256 00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:15,275 place a crystal around your neck and step into the foyer." 257 00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:20,447 (Onyx breathing heavily) 258 00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:22,324 (whimsical music) 259 00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:27,287 - Mm-mm. (whimsical music) 260 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:33,919 Mm-mm. (whimsical music) 261 00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:42,552 Ah. 262 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:46,348 - Is that the only luggage you brought? 263 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,766 - It's got everything I need. 264 00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:50,727 (whimsical music) 265 00:14:52,854 --> 00:14:55,524 (ethereal music) 266 00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:08,370 (ethereal music continues) 267 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,000 (all laughing) 268 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,377 Did y'all see that? - Yes. 269 00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:16,920 - Did everyone see that little shimmer thing? 270 00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:18,755 (laughs) That's tight. 271 00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:22,134 (laughs) That's tight. 272 00:15:22,426 --> 00:15:24,594 (chiming music) (Onyx gasps) 273 00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:27,347 (door squeaks) 274 00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,437 - Come on. (person giggles) 275 00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:37,190 - What? No way. - Oh, dear God. 276 00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,985 (dramatic music) 277 00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:42,988 (body thuds) 278 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:43,947 - Oh, fuck! 279 00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:47,826 (TV crackles) 280 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:50,996 - I hate to disappoint you all, 281 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:56,168 my oh so loyal followers, but I am dead. 282 00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:58,545 Dead as a doornail. 283 00:16:00,422 --> 00:16:03,341 This is not a trick or an illusion. 284 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:07,220 Go ahead, check my pulse. I'll wait. 285 00:16:07,512 --> 00:16:09,848 (eerie music) 286 00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:23,695 What this is, is your first test, 287 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:29,493 a test of faith, one that can bring me back to life. 288 00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:36,416 So if you have faith in me now, show it. 289 00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,629 Speak it with me now with hearts full of faith! 290 00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,591 Let him rise! 291 00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:45,842 Let him rise! 292 00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:51,515 - [All] Let him rise! Let him rise! 293 00:16:51,806 --> 00:16:53,892 Let him rise! Let him rise! 294 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,437 Let him rise! Let him rise! 295 00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:01,650 Let him rise! Let him rise! 296 00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:07,656 (fire crackles) (Bartok gasps) 297 00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:09,241 - [Onyx] Huh? Oh! 298 00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:13,119 (dramatic music) 299 00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:27,968 (blood squelching) (all gasp) 300 00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:33,515 (knife clatters) 301 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:37,018 - What do I see before me? 302 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:45,777 Children, ancient beings, ideas. 303 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,115 Atoms. 304 00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:55,412 But what are you really? 305 00:17:56,913 --> 00:18:01,334 Do you even know what you are? 306 00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:04,838 Have no fear. 307 00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:11,136 This weekend you will take part in three rituals, 308 00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:17,350 the first two in preparation for the third and final, 309 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:21,521 the ritual of Abaddon Rising. 310 00:18:21,813 --> 00:18:25,025 And in that ritual under a blood moon, 311 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:28,987 all of you shall be renewed 312 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,615 as disciples in his name, 313 00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:36,786 disciples of Abaddon with renewed purpose, 314 00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:42,292 knowledge, power, and yes, my children, immortality! 315 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:45,378 - Nice. - Schwa? 316 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,923 (all laughing) 317 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,846 - Tonight, drink and eat 318 00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:56,848 in communion with one another. 319 00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,226 Make merry and rest. 320 00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:05,940 For tomorrow, you will take the first steps 321 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,108 towards your rebirth. 322 00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:12,906 (all laughing) 323 00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:15,659 - [Onyx] Thank you, Bartok! 324 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,953 (all clapping) - Outstanding. 325 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,706 (all laughing) 326 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,177 (glass clinking) 327 00:19:34,469 --> 00:19:36,971 May I, uh, break the proverbial ice, as it were, 328 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,766 and ask what led each of you to Lucifer 329 00:19:40,058 --> 00:19:41,309 and the teachings of Bartok? 330 00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:42,894 - Fuck, is that absinthe? 331 00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:46,606 - Well, why don't you start, Mr. Duke? 332 00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:47,982 Break that proverbial ice. 333 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,567 - Oh, well, I'd be delighted. 334 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,736 My name is John Duke. 335 00:19:52,028 --> 00:19:54,489 I'm a teacher, so I'm used to being called Mr. Duke, 336 00:19:54,781 --> 00:19:57,283 and that is just fine by me. 337 00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,828 I'm a man of literature and languages. 338 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,081 I've studied many religions and theologies over the years. 339 00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:04,749 Thank you. - You're welcome. 340 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,668 - In the Christian Bible, 341 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,463 man is punished for seeking knowledge. 342 00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:14,134 In the garden of Eden, the closer you get to the devil, 343 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:17,220 the closer you get to the truth. 344 00:20:17,512 --> 00:20:20,306 And I believe that Bartok hears the truth 345 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,934 directly from Lucifer. 346 00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:28,022 And truth, ah, truth is what I seek above all. 347 00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:30,525 - I'll go next. (giggles) 348 00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:32,193 Mine is quick. 349 00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:36,656 Um, I actually have a poem memorized that tells my story. 350 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:38,450 - Oh, cool. 351 00:20:41,077 --> 00:20:44,289 (Shelley clears throat) 352 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,461 There was a young woman who worshiped the Lord. 353 00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:52,672 In church every Sunday, her God she adored. 354 00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:55,592 She would help run the service collect all the tithes, 355 00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:58,720 her husband and children always by her side. 356 00:20:59,012 --> 00:21:02,015 She was taught that a Christian's work isn't in vain. 357 00:21:02,307 --> 00:21:05,727 She hoped serving Jesus might shield her from pain. 358 00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:09,856 Then one day she got word that her husband had perished, 359 00:21:10,148 --> 00:21:12,525 taken by a drunk driver in a flash. 360 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:15,528 All she cherished was broken and twisted up 361 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,489 in shards of metal. 362 00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:20,033 That young woman in her grief 363 00:21:20,325 --> 00:21:25,163 took solace in the devil. 364 00:21:25,872 --> 00:21:28,249 (somber music) 365 00:21:30,543 --> 00:21:31,252 Thank you. 366 00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:36,216 - Your husband died, so you started worshiping the devil? 367 00:21:37,717 --> 00:21:40,094 - Yeah. - Yeah. I get it. 368 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,471 It's like that one time in middle school, 369 00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:43,306 I asked out my crush, Rebekah Love Rodriguez, 370 00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:44,849 and she told me to go suck an egg. 371 00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:46,267 So I just listened to the "Phantom of the Opera" 372 00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:47,936 soundtrack for weeks. 373 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,063 - Oh. 374 00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:53,733 - Well, what brought you to Bartok, Marcus, hmm? 375 00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:56,820 What started you down this lighted path that led you here? 376 00:21:58,947 --> 00:22:01,199 - Mine's a pretty darkened tale as well. I dunno. 377 00:22:01,491 --> 00:22:02,700 So I might need a little something, something 378 00:22:02,992 --> 00:22:04,619 to loosen up the tongue to spin this tortured yarn. 379 00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:06,496 - You want some of that? - Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah. 380 00:22:06,788 --> 00:22:08,039 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 381 00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:11,251 Dangerous personality types run in my family, 382 00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:12,919 so I've gotta be very intentional when it comes 383 00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,463 to my libatious intake, I dunno. 384 00:22:15,755 --> 00:22:17,257 I stick to my tiny wines. 385 00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:27,267 Mama always said, "Too mooch juice and the beast gets loose." 386 00:22:28,768 --> 00:22:29,936 (laughs) But I just need enough to get my courage up. 387 00:22:30,228 --> 00:22:32,981 (objects rustling) 388 00:22:40,238 --> 00:22:43,783 (objects continue rustling) 389 00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:47,620 (gentle music) 390 00:22:57,255 --> 00:23:00,341 (Onyx exhales shakily) 391 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,011 I was eight years old when my father left. 392 00:23:03,303 --> 00:23:04,804 That weekend, my mama took me to the flea market 393 00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,849 and gave me five bucks to spend on anything I wanted. 394 00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,518 I dunno, to help keep my mind off things. 395 00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:13,563 At first, I saw a Cabbage Patch Doll with my name on it. 396 00:23:13,855 --> 00:23:16,649 Hooey, that doll was something fierce. 397 00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:18,318 Spotted freckles. (laughs) 398 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:21,070 A little twist of red yarn hair. 399 00:23:21,362 --> 00:23:23,823 Goddamn, it was a sight to behold. 400 00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:27,035 And I always did think I'd be a daddy to a ginger. 401 00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:27,994 - Oh. 402 00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:30,622 - But just before I handed that fine doll seller 403 00:23:30,914 --> 00:23:32,999 my crispy Lincoln, I saw it, one rack over 404 00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:35,293 behind a Lou Ferrigno Christmas album, 405 00:23:35,585 --> 00:23:37,754 Bartok's first record. 406 00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:41,758 - Ah, "The Devil's Due." - "The Devil's Due." 407 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:45,762 I don't know what made me buy it. Curiosity, compulsion? 408 00:23:46,054 --> 00:23:46,679 - Fate. 409 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,598 - Mayhaps. Mayhaps. 410 00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:51,684 It also might have been the goatee. 411 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:53,937 Ever since ALF, I've had an obsession with hair, 412 00:23:54,228 --> 00:23:58,232 both body and facial, wanting more of it, wanting less. 413 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,944 Having too mooch, but never enoof. 414 00:24:01,235 --> 00:24:02,528 ALF's real name is Gordon Shumway. 415 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,948 - Can you finish your story? Bartok, the record. 416 00:24:05,239 --> 00:24:06,491 - Oh, yeah, so I bought the record, took it home, 417 00:24:06,783 --> 00:24:08,826 listened to it a bunch, been a big fan ever since. 418 00:24:09,118 --> 00:24:12,038 - Oh, beautiful. (laughs) 419 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,832 What about you, Jesminder? 420 00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:16,668 Oh, come on. 421 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,129 The harder the shell, the deeper the crack. 422 00:24:20,421 --> 00:24:21,381 Oh. Oh. 423 00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:27,178 - I am Jesminder. You can call me Jesminder, not Jess. 424 00:24:28,346 --> 00:24:29,889 I am a tattoo artist from Vegas, 425 00:24:30,181 --> 00:24:32,600 and do not ask me how many tattoos I have. 426 00:24:32,892 --> 00:24:34,852 The question is rote and basic. 427 00:24:35,144 --> 00:24:36,396 - Yeah. 428 00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:39,607 - My reason for being here is different. 429 00:24:42,276 --> 00:24:44,195 I was Bartok's wife in a past life, 430 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:48,449 many past lives actually, and I'm here to be with him again. 431 00:24:49,993 --> 00:24:52,495 We have already died a thousand deaths together, 432 00:24:52,787 --> 00:24:56,249 and I would die a thousand more just to be here now. 433 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,420 I'm here for him, and not to make merry, 434 00:25:00,712 --> 00:25:02,338 and not to mince words. 435 00:25:04,257 --> 00:25:06,759 - Oh, yeah, no, I don't think you are mincing words. 436 00:25:07,051 --> 00:25:08,177 I dunno. 437 00:25:08,469 --> 00:25:09,512 - Why do you, why do you keep saying that? 438 00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:10,513 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 439 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:14,851 - I dunno. 440 00:25:15,143 --> 00:25:19,939 - (laughs) Well, I'm Mack, they/them. 441 00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:24,152 And feel free to ask me how many tattoos I have. 442 00:25:24,444 --> 00:25:26,779 The answer's 12. My favorite's Snoopy on my ankle. 443 00:25:27,071 --> 00:25:29,282 - Oh, I love Snoopy. - Oh, me too. 444 00:25:29,574 --> 00:25:33,953 - And much like Mr. Duke, I'm an investigator, a seeker. 445 00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,164 I believe in the power of the elements, 446 00:25:36,456 --> 00:25:38,499 the natural elements. 447 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:43,296 Bartok, I came across in high school, consumed all his work. 448 00:25:43,588 --> 00:25:46,466 Through him, I've come to learn more about myself 449 00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:49,552 and my place in the world around me. 450 00:25:50,511 --> 00:25:51,929 (lips pop) 451 00:25:52,221 --> 00:25:55,099 - (chuckles) Wow. Will you look at us, huh? 452 00:25:55,391 --> 00:25:58,019 Five individuals from differing backgrounds 453 00:25:58,311 --> 00:26:02,440 in various walks of life, all assembled here, now, 454 00:26:02,732 --> 00:26:05,485 to take part in something extraordinary 455 00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:08,780 and unprecedented in his unholy name. 456 00:26:09,072 --> 00:26:10,823 (chuckles) Cheers to that. 457 00:26:11,115 --> 00:26:12,492 - To immortality! 458 00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:14,827 - [All] To immortality! 459 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,122 - [Onyx] To immortality! (all laugh) 460 00:26:18,414 --> 00:26:22,085 (voices echoing indistinctly) 461 00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,255 I'm so happy to be here in Bartok's mansion. 462 00:26:29,092 --> 00:26:31,928 - [Mr. Duke] So, Onyx, Onyx, tell me more about this ALF. 463 00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:35,598 - [Onyx] Yeah, so ALF's real name is Gordon Shumway. 464 00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:37,350 - Where is he from? - Yeah, well, he's from 465 00:26:37,642 --> 00:26:40,520 the planet Melmac, but he crash lands- 466 00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:44,315 - [Attendee] And then I chopped my hair off. 467 00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:47,193 - Well, what do you see? 468 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:53,950 (eerie music) (all laughing) 469 00:26:55,952 --> 00:26:58,621 - The chubby one didn't drink. - What? 470 00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:03,626 The patty slinger? Can't you make him? 471 00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:06,212 - It doesn't really work that way. They have to be willing. 472 00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:10,216 - Well, what of everyone else? 473 00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:12,468 - Everything seems to be going as planned. 474 00:27:13,344 --> 00:27:14,178 - Seems? 475 00:27:15,638 --> 00:27:16,973 You don't sound so sure. 476 00:27:18,057 --> 00:27:18,641 - I- 477 00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:20,810 (all laughing) 478 00:27:21,102 --> 00:27:22,687 - Do we have anything to worry about? 479 00:27:22,979 --> 00:27:24,772 Is the ritual going to work? 480 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:28,276 (dramatic music) 481 00:27:29,819 --> 00:27:31,279 - No. 482 00:27:31,571 --> 00:27:33,072 - No, the ritual won't work? 483 00:27:33,364 --> 00:27:35,074 - No, we have nothing to worry about. 484 00:27:37,785 --> 00:27:40,913 - Good. Then we move forward. 485 00:27:42,373 --> 00:27:45,168 Tomorrow you will guide them 486 00:27:45,459 --> 00:27:50,089 through the first ritual, "The Book of Blood." 487 00:27:51,465 --> 00:27:54,260 This will quell any uncertainty 488 00:27:54,552 --> 00:27:58,764 and lead us one step closer to the talisman. 489 00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:01,601 (ethereal music) 490 00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:05,730 (birds chirping) 491 00:28:06,022 --> 00:28:07,315 (microphone squealing) 492 00:28:07,607 --> 00:28:10,943 Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder, John, Shelley, and Mack. 493 00:28:11,235 --> 00:28:13,613 This is a reminder to please wear your cleansing stones 494 00:28:13,905 --> 00:28:16,657 at all times during your stay at Briardale Manor. 495 00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:19,243 After your meal, we will meet in the ritual room 496 00:28:19,535 --> 00:28:22,705 with full bellies, steady hearts, and willing spirits. 497 00:28:23,706 --> 00:28:27,293 (microphone squeals) 498 00:28:27,585 --> 00:28:30,171 (dramatic music) 499 00:28:31,589 --> 00:28:34,300 (Shelley giggles) 500 00:28:37,845 --> 00:28:40,223 (door clangs) 501 00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:46,520 Good morning, all. 502 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,898 I am Farrah, delegate to Bartok, 503 00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:50,775 servant to our great Lord Lucifer. 504 00:28:52,151 --> 00:28:54,278 This is the Grand Grimoire. 505 00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,113 (all gasp) 506 00:28:56,405 --> 00:28:56,989 - Oh. 507 00:28:57,949 --> 00:28:58,991 What's that? 508 00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:00,868 - It's like the devil's bible. 509 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,080 - All the unholy knowledge in the world 510 00:29:04,372 --> 00:29:08,042 bound in the skin of fallen angels. 511 00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:10,336 - Sick. 512 00:29:10,628 --> 00:29:12,922 - You were not chosen at random. 513 00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:16,592 The souls required to perform the ritual of Abaddon Rising 514 00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:19,720 were called out a millennia ago by this book. 515 00:29:21,389 --> 00:29:24,058 You will each need to bleed on the primary sigil, here. 516 00:29:24,350 --> 00:29:25,518 The book will tell me whether or not 517 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:27,270 you have a rightful place. 518 00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:32,483 Who would like to approach first? 519 00:29:33,985 --> 00:29:34,819 - Let's do this. 520 00:29:37,613 --> 00:29:39,240 I know my place. 521 00:29:39,532 --> 00:29:40,658 - Your hand. 522 00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:45,162 (dramatic music) Et In Nomine Tuo. 523 00:29:45,454 --> 00:29:48,040 (dramatic music) 524 00:29:55,298 --> 00:29:56,090 Next. 525 00:29:56,382 --> 00:29:59,593 (attendee gasps) (dramatic music) 526 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,346 (Marcus whimpers) 527 00:30:02,638 --> 00:30:05,016 - Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck. 528 00:30:05,308 --> 00:30:08,060 Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, mm. 529 00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:09,437 - The book, Marcus. 530 00:30:10,771 --> 00:30:13,065 - Mm. How many squeezes? 531 00:30:13,357 --> 00:30:14,525 How many squeezes? - That, that's enough. 532 00:30:14,817 --> 00:30:15,568 That's enough. 533 00:30:19,989 --> 00:30:21,198 (Farrah whispers indistinctly) 534 00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:24,076 (dramatic music) 535 00:30:33,461 --> 00:30:34,795 Yes. 536 00:30:35,087 --> 00:30:36,547 - What does it mean? 537 00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:39,675 - You have royal blood dating back generations. 538 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:43,054 You are the queen. And you are allowed. 539 00:30:43,346 --> 00:30:44,138 - I knew it. 540 00:30:48,768 --> 00:30:50,603 (Shelley gasps) 541 00:30:50,895 --> 00:30:51,812 - The viking. 542 00:30:52,104 --> 00:30:52,938 - Wow. What? 543 00:30:55,483 --> 00:30:57,443 - You exist within an ancient Nordic bloodline 544 00:30:57,735 --> 00:31:00,780 that flows forward and backward from your family. 545 00:31:01,072 --> 00:31:02,448 You are allowed. 546 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:06,285 - Ooh, holy crap! Can you believe it? 547 00:31:06,577 --> 00:31:09,955 I'm a Viking, y'all. (growls) 548 00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:15,086 (laughs) Up top, up top! (laughs) 549 00:31:23,719 --> 00:31:26,931 - Leave it to our dark father to surprise us. 550 00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:32,061 Turns out this polished, refined man built of tweed and twee 551 00:31:33,646 --> 00:31:35,356 is also a werewolf. 552 00:31:36,607 --> 00:31:38,484 Lycanthrope blood pulses through your veins. 553 00:31:40,027 --> 00:31:41,612 Whatever the amount and however dormant it may be, 554 00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:43,531 it is still present nonetheless. 555 00:31:44,824 --> 00:31:46,450 And you are allowed. 556 00:31:50,246 --> 00:31:52,832 (dramatic music) 557 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,127 A mystic. Spellcaster. 558 00:31:57,586 --> 00:32:00,339 The witch in this lifetime and many others. 559 00:32:01,424 --> 00:32:03,342 - Really? - You have great power, 560 00:32:03,634 --> 00:32:04,760 but you already knew that. 561 00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:06,720 Use it wisely. 562 00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:10,558 You, Mackenzie, are allowed. 563 00:32:18,983 --> 00:32:20,025 - Huh? 564 00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:23,654 - You are the virgin. And you are allowed. 565 00:32:23,946 --> 00:32:25,239 - What the fuck? 566 00:32:25,531 --> 00:32:26,490 - You're just as an important piece 567 00:32:26,782 --> 00:32:28,492 to this puzzle as anyone else. 568 00:32:28,784 --> 00:32:31,162 - Bullshit. Jesminder's an ancient queen. 569 00:32:31,454 --> 00:32:32,913 Shelley found out she's a viking. 570 00:32:33,205 --> 00:32:34,874 Oh, how cool and against type is that? 571 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:39,211 Mr. Duke is part fucking werewolf. Are you kidding me? 572 00:32:39,503 --> 00:32:40,921 And Mack's an all-too-powerful witch, 573 00:32:41,213 --> 00:32:43,591 but I'm just a fat fucking, fat fucking virgin. 574 00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:48,971 Oh, goddamn, they did your boy dirty. 575 00:32:49,263 --> 00:32:51,724 - Well, are you a virgin? 576 00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:53,476 - Huh? 577 00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:56,520 - Are you a virgin, Marcus? 578 00:32:56,812 --> 00:32:57,813 There's no shame in it. 579 00:32:58,105 --> 00:32:59,064 - Well, first of all, Mr. Duke, 580 00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:00,566 there is shame in everything. 581 00:33:00,858 --> 00:33:02,234 I'm surprised they didn't teach you that in Yale school. 582 00:33:02,526 --> 00:33:04,737 And besides that, yes, I am a virgin, goddamn. 583 00:33:05,029 --> 00:33:06,238 The only thing that's ever touched my wee-wee 584 00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:08,491 is my never washed pair of Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos. 585 00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:10,868 (book slams) 586 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,037 - The point is, all is in place 587 00:33:13,329 --> 00:33:15,289 for the ritual of Abaddon Rising, 588 00:33:15,581 --> 00:33:18,167 a ritual that requires one lycan, one witch, one viking, 589 00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:21,170 one queen, and yes, one virgin. 590 00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:23,088 - Goddammit. 591 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,258 - I must report my findings. You will hear from me soon. 592 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:32,556 - So you've never even... 593 00:33:35,017 --> 00:33:39,897 - What? No. (laughs) 594 00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:43,526 I mean, what would that even do? 595 00:33:46,195 --> 00:33:48,614 (Onyx laughs) 596 00:33:53,077 --> 00:33:55,955 - Each are devoted, each bled for you. 597 00:33:56,247 --> 00:33:57,164 All five are present. 598 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,794 - They're all here. All five. 599 00:34:02,878 --> 00:34:03,587 - All of them. 600 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:07,174 We're so close. So close. 601 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,928 - Open it. 602 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:13,681 (dramatic music) 603 00:34:18,602 --> 00:34:19,979 Okay. 604 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:25,693 Show me the way, Lord. 605 00:34:25,985 --> 00:34:28,654 Show me the way to the talisman. 606 00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:33,784 Show me the way to true power. 607 00:34:34,076 --> 00:34:38,289 Pay me back for all the years of service. Show me the way! 608 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:42,334 Show me the fucking way. 609 00:34:47,715 --> 00:34:48,424 Ooh. 610 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:50,801 Ooh. 611 00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:55,973 Yes. 612 00:34:56,265 --> 00:34:58,225 Thank you, Father. (laughs) 613 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,109 (dramatic music) 614 00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:13,616 Boom. 615 00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:19,121 Tonight, we capture 616 00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:22,791 eternity. 617 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:26,420 (dramatic music) 618 00:35:27,713 --> 00:35:30,382 (crickets chirping) (Shelley laughing) 619 00:35:30,674 --> 00:35:33,719 (Mr. Duke laughing) 620 00:35:36,972 --> 00:35:40,392 - So have you ever like, transformed? 621 00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:44,188 - Never. 622 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,651 I've never even imagined being anything more than a man. 623 00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:52,112 Never even dreamt it a possibility. 624 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:54,657 That is until... 625 00:35:57,493 --> 00:35:59,411 - Until when? 626 00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:00,788 - I have kissed somebody before, 627 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,790 so I've lost my mouth virginity. 628 00:36:03,082 --> 00:36:05,584 But I guess that's just not enough for that stupid book. 629 00:36:07,169 --> 00:36:08,587 - I had a dream last night. 630 00:36:10,005 --> 00:36:12,091 And I believe it was preparing me 631 00:36:12,383 --> 00:36:14,510 for what the Book of Blood would reveal. 632 00:36:16,011 --> 00:36:20,933 In it, I, I saw my hands growing claws, 633 00:36:24,061 --> 00:36:26,980 and my face, my face covered in fur. 634 00:36:28,816 --> 00:36:31,944 I was inside of my own body, 635 00:36:32,236 --> 00:36:34,196 but somehow outside of it as well. 636 00:36:34,488 --> 00:36:34,988 - Me too. 637 00:36:36,532 --> 00:36:37,866 I had a dream just like it. 638 00:36:38,158 --> 00:36:40,285 I mean, not the werewolf part. 639 00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:44,289 But it was a foreshadowing of sorts. 640 00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:50,212 I was on the ocean in a great, great big boat 641 00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:55,050 surrounded by men, 642 00:36:56,510 --> 00:36:59,012 all looking to me for orders. 643 00:37:01,223 --> 00:37:02,141 - Sounds legit. 644 00:37:03,642 --> 00:37:04,685 - My friend Elijah thought I got a hand job once 645 00:37:04,977 --> 00:37:06,311 from Kim Greene when we all skipped school 646 00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:08,313 to go see a matinee of "Ever After." 647 00:37:08,605 --> 00:37:09,940 I don't know, but in reality, 648 00:37:10,232 --> 00:37:11,984 Kim had just dropped a piece of popcorn on my lap 649 00:37:12,276 --> 00:37:15,612 and had a wicked hard time retrieving that rogue kernel. 650 00:37:15,904 --> 00:37:17,114 - I dreamt I was on a throne 651 00:37:18,615 --> 00:37:20,451 with an ever-expanding army at my beck and call. 652 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:25,664 A queen surveying many lands. 653 00:37:30,169 --> 00:37:32,921 - Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I didn't fuck anybody last night, 654 00:37:33,213 --> 00:37:35,799 so I guess we all had pretty fortuitous dreams. 655 00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:39,011 (lighter clicking) 656 00:37:43,307 --> 00:37:45,851 (door clicking) 657 00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:50,314 (ominous music) 658 00:37:53,776 --> 00:37:55,569 - [Bartok] This way. Stay close. 659 00:37:55,861 --> 00:37:56,862 - [Farrah] Yes, master. 660 00:38:00,491 --> 00:38:04,745 - Mack, did you have a dream last night? 661 00:38:05,037 --> 00:38:05,704 - Who's asking? 662 00:38:07,289 --> 00:38:08,540 - Well, Mr. Duke's asking. 663 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,084 - Yeah. I, I, did. 664 00:38:12,669 --> 00:38:13,837 - You mind sharing? 665 00:38:15,631 --> 00:38:18,383 (Mack sighs) 666 00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:19,551 - I was a witch 667 00:38:21,345 --> 00:38:24,807 levitating above a circle of other witches, 668 00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:28,977 all chanting my name and lifting me up. 669 00:38:32,356 --> 00:38:33,857 - That's fucking tight too. 670 00:38:34,149 --> 00:38:35,984 Meanwhile, I slept like a dumb-dumb baby. 671 00:38:36,276 --> 00:38:37,736 If I had a nightmare, y'all'd know. 672 00:38:38,028 --> 00:38:39,947 I'd wake up gripping the sheets something fierce 673 00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,240 and yelling, "Jesus!" 674 00:38:42,366 --> 00:38:43,075 - Interesting. 675 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:47,830 We all, well, most of us, had vivid dreams last night 676 00:38:48,121 --> 00:38:50,415 foretelling our callings from the Book of Blood. 677 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,752 But (sighs) what, what does it mean? 678 00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:56,046 - How about this? 679 00:38:57,714 --> 00:39:02,052 We break into Bartok's study, look at the Grimoire ourselves 680 00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:04,263 and find out what the fuck it all means. 681 00:39:04,555 --> 00:39:05,722 - Schwa? 682 00:39:06,014 --> 00:39:08,433 - Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate just left for the evening. 683 00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:10,978 I mean, I saw them go that way. 684 00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:12,938 Oh, come on, Mr. Duke. 685 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,108 Think about all that juicy knowledge 686 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,943 that resides in that book. 687 00:39:18,235 --> 00:39:19,778 Don't you wanna sink your little 688 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:21,446 truth-seeking fangs into it? 689 00:39:21,738 --> 00:39:25,576 - I would die to know more about that ritual. 690 00:39:25,868 --> 00:39:26,869 - Yes. 691 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,538 - Tempted by the forbidden fruit, huh? 692 00:39:32,124 --> 00:39:33,458 Dare we take a bite? 693 00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:35,502 - Dare we? 694 00:39:36,795 --> 00:39:39,548 (Mr. Duke and Onyx laugh) 695 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,300 - Dare we? 696 00:39:41,592 --> 00:39:44,011 (dramatic music) 697 00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,097 (thunder crashes) 698 00:39:47,389 --> 00:39:49,975 (dramatic music) 699 00:39:55,522 --> 00:39:57,649 (thunder crashes) 700 00:39:57,941 --> 00:40:00,527 (dramatic music) 701 00:40:03,572 --> 00:40:04,948 (Mr. Duke grunts) 702 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,408 Let me try. 703 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,868 I've got a surprisingly firm grip due to the amount 704 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,037 of marshmallow fluff jars I've opened up over the years. 705 00:40:10,329 --> 00:40:13,540 (laughs) I used to put that shit on everything. 706 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,377 (Onyx grunts) 707 00:40:20,047 --> 00:40:22,549 (dramatic music) 708 00:40:22,841 --> 00:40:24,635 - What? Are we close? 709 00:40:27,304 --> 00:40:28,096 - Yes, I think so. 710 00:40:33,352 --> 00:40:34,478 (Onyx grunts) 711 00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:37,272 - I'm talking English muffins. I'm talking Pop-Tarts. 712 00:40:37,564 --> 00:40:40,943 Fuck, I'm even talking bean burritos. I don't give a shit. 713 00:40:41,234 --> 00:40:42,110 (Onyx grunts) 714 00:40:42,402 --> 00:40:44,988 (dramatic music) 715 00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:55,624 - Here. 716 00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,252 The map says here. 717 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:02,047 (dramatic music) 718 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,885 (shrubbery rustling) 719 00:41:07,177 --> 00:41:10,055 (thunder crashes) 720 00:41:10,347 --> 00:41:12,849 (intense music) 721 00:41:18,814 --> 00:41:21,441 (dramatic music) 722 00:41:28,699 --> 00:41:29,741 (shovel clangs) (Bartok grunts) 723 00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:32,536 (Onyx grunting) 724 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,082 (Onyx panting) 725 00:41:39,001 --> 00:41:43,922 (thunder crashes) (dramatic music) 726 00:41:45,716 --> 00:41:47,092 - Well, can anyone pick a lock? 727 00:41:47,384 --> 00:41:48,719 - Wait, my Meat Hut skeleton key. 728 00:41:49,011 --> 00:41:50,595 - Your what? 729 00:41:50,887 --> 00:41:52,764 - This key opens everything. 730 00:41:53,056 --> 00:41:54,516 I inherited it from my former boss, Rick, 731 00:41:54,808 --> 00:41:56,435 the night he quit the Meat Hut, left me in charge, 732 00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:58,395 and promptly killed himself. 733 00:41:58,687 --> 00:42:00,689 I don't know, I think Rick's wife might've left him, 734 00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:03,108 or maybe Rick never had a wife at all. 735 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,820 - Marcus, this lock is most likely 200 years old or more. 736 00:42:07,112 --> 00:42:09,281 There is no way your fast food key is gonna... 737 00:42:10,907 --> 00:42:12,451 Oh. (Mack laughs) 738 00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:13,869 Oh, I stand corrected. 739 00:42:14,161 --> 00:42:16,955 (dramatic music) 740 00:42:21,918 --> 00:42:25,172 Unholy Father, how you blessed us. 741 00:42:27,007 --> 00:42:28,759 - [Onyx] Oh. 742 00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:30,927 - There. 743 00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:33,847 - [Mack] The book. 744 00:42:34,139 --> 00:42:37,726 (Onyx imitates horn playing) 745 00:42:40,812 --> 00:42:42,397 (Onyx laughs) 746 00:42:42,689 --> 00:42:43,356 - Ah. 747 00:42:45,358 --> 00:42:48,612 - [Mr. Duke] Ah, here it is. (laughs) 748 00:42:48,904 --> 00:42:50,739 - [Mack] Well, can you read it? 749 00:42:51,031 --> 00:42:52,657 - In, in, in pieces. 750 00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:54,493 It's written in an ancient language 751 00:42:54,785 --> 00:42:58,830 I'm not entirely familiar with, possibly Samarian or, 752 00:42:59,122 --> 00:43:00,665 or a derivative of such. 753 00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:04,377 I brought my compact mini library of dead languages 754 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:06,505 with me, but they're in my room. 755 00:43:06,797 --> 00:43:07,881 - Nerd. 756 00:43:08,173 --> 00:43:09,382 - [Onyx] What does it say about the virgin? 757 00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:10,634 That he has the power to cradle his flacid wee-wee 758 00:43:10,926 --> 00:43:12,677 in his hands and cry for hours on end? 759 00:43:13,845 --> 00:43:16,181 - Ah, here it is. 760 00:43:16,473 --> 00:43:21,353 "The ritual of Abaddon Rising is meant to empower, 761 00:43:24,481 --> 00:43:29,361 imbue, something, something, never-ending life." 762 00:43:32,489 --> 00:43:36,201 (shovel thuds) (Bartok grunts) 763 00:43:36,493 --> 00:43:38,036 (shovel thumping) - Oh, yes. 764 00:43:38,328 --> 00:43:42,874 - "But first, the Knife of Dagon must be acquired, 765 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:46,962 then the five devoted souls must be..." 766 00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:49,673 - Must be what? 767 00:43:49,965 --> 00:43:52,134 - It, it, it's a word I'm not entirely familiar with. 768 00:43:52,425 --> 00:43:55,804 Captivated? Enraptured? 769 00:43:56,096 --> 00:43:59,558 (thunder crashes) 770 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:02,185 (Bartok gasps) 771 00:44:03,228 --> 00:44:05,605 (Bartok pants) 772 00:44:05,897 --> 00:44:09,943 "Once the five souls are present, the map of Sammael 773 00:44:10,235 --> 00:44:15,073 will be revealed and lead to the Talisman of Souls." 774 00:44:16,116 --> 00:44:19,327 (thunder crashes) 775 00:44:19,619 --> 00:44:20,453 - The what? 776 00:44:24,207 --> 00:44:26,835 (thunder crashing) 777 00:44:34,176 --> 00:44:37,304 (metal clanging) 778 00:44:37,596 --> 00:44:41,850 "Once the talisman is empowered and in your possession, 779 00:44:42,142 --> 00:44:46,980 you will be able to summon the infernal ruler Abaddon 780 00:44:48,857 --> 00:44:51,902 and absorb his power." 781 00:44:52,194 --> 00:44:53,653 (thunder crashes) 782 00:44:53,945 --> 00:44:56,489 (Bartok laughing) 783 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:10,462 So if, if, if I'm to understand this correctly, 784 00:45:10,754 --> 00:45:12,339 once Abaddon has risen- 785 00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:15,717 - (giggles) Aw. - Our immortality is gained, 786 00:45:16,885 --> 00:45:20,347 Bartok takes Abaddon's power, but- 787 00:45:20,639 --> 00:45:21,806 - But what? 788 00:45:22,098 --> 00:45:23,850 - There's a warning here at the bottom. 789 00:45:24,142 --> 00:45:26,686 "If a mortal tries to raise Abaddon, 790 00:45:27,854 --> 00:45:30,148 beware the prophecy of the-" 791 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,984 (tooth creaking) 792 00:45:33,985 --> 00:45:36,571 (door creaking) 793 00:45:37,864 --> 00:45:40,575 - Secret passageways. Are you kidding me? 794 00:45:46,206 --> 00:45:48,667 - The what? The prophecy of the what? 795 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:50,752 - The prophecy of the, I don't know, it's gone. 796 00:45:51,044 --> 00:45:52,337 - What the fuck? 797 00:45:52,629 --> 00:45:54,464 (door creaking) 798 00:45:54,756 --> 00:45:56,007 - We have to go. 799 00:45:56,299 --> 00:45:57,634 Marcus. - Onyx? 800 00:45:57,926 --> 00:45:59,469 - Zee? - Onyx? 801 00:45:59,761 --> 00:46:00,845 - Zee! - Onyx. 802 00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:02,347 - Zee! - We have to go! 803 00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:03,473 - Zee! - But Onyx- 804 00:46:03,765 --> 00:46:05,141 - Now, we have to go! 805 00:46:05,433 --> 00:46:06,768 - Onyx? - Zee! Zee! 806 00:46:14,776 --> 00:46:17,320 (ominous music) 807 00:46:26,204 --> 00:46:29,541 (Onyx breathing heavily) 808 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:36,423 (door scraping) 809 00:46:38,633 --> 00:46:40,927 (eerie music) 810 00:46:48,184 --> 00:46:51,396 (eerie music continues) 811 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,483 (metal clanging) 812 00:46:55,775 --> 00:46:58,111 (eerie music) 813 00:47:04,159 --> 00:47:07,037 (talisman clanging) 814 00:47:13,793 --> 00:47:14,753 - Now, focus. 815 00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:21,593 Hail, Satan. 816 00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:25,263 - [Both] Son of light. 817 00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:30,518 - [Bartok] Bring me the first sacrifice. 818 00:47:32,187 --> 00:47:34,773 (ominous music) 819 00:47:40,862 --> 00:47:44,282 (ominous music continues) 820 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:50,455 (Bartok whispering in foreign language) 821 00:47:55,877 --> 00:47:58,380 (loud knocking) 822 00:48:04,844 --> 00:48:07,514 (doors scraping) 823 00:48:07,806 --> 00:48:09,140 - I want to see Bartok. 824 00:48:11,393 --> 00:48:13,520 - Of course. He's been expecting you. 825 00:48:13,812 --> 00:48:15,980 - Welcome, my dear. 826 00:48:16,272 --> 00:48:18,983 Please, have a seat. 827 00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,821 (doors slam) 828 00:48:28,868 --> 00:48:31,955 You know, you and I have met many times 829 00:48:32,247 --> 00:48:35,041 over thousands and thousands of years. 830 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:40,255 And it has all culminated into this moment. 831 00:48:40,547 --> 00:48:43,383 (suspenseful music) 832 00:48:48,138 --> 00:48:49,013 It's your time 833 00:48:51,141 --> 00:48:53,852 to make the ultimate sacrifice. 834 00:48:54,144 --> 00:48:57,188 (suspenseful music) 835 00:49:05,488 --> 00:49:08,116 (dramatic music) 836 00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,042 Ade due Damballa. 837 00:49:19,836 --> 00:49:22,380 Give me the power, I beg of you. 838 00:49:24,757 --> 00:49:25,967 Secoise entienne 839 00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:29,387 mais pois 840 00:49:31,890 --> 00:49:32,807 de morte! (blood squelches) 841 00:49:33,099 --> 00:49:37,645 (Onyx screams faintly) (dramatic music) 842 00:49:37,937 --> 00:49:38,605 Yes. 843 00:49:39,856 --> 00:49:41,024 That's it. 844 00:49:41,316 --> 00:49:43,735 Give me all of you. All of you. 845 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,112 Everything. 846 00:49:48,114 --> 00:49:49,324 Every last drop. 847 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,330 (talisman dings) 848 00:49:55,622 --> 00:49:57,957 (Jesminder gasps) 849 00:49:58,249 --> 00:50:00,793 (Onyx whimpers) (Jesminder gasps) 850 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:03,338 - (whimpering) Goddammit! 851 00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:05,423 So many fucking cobwebs. 852 00:50:06,382 --> 00:50:09,093 (Onyx whimpering) 853 00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:12,597 (Onyx screams) 854 00:50:12,889 --> 00:50:13,890 (Onyx thuds) 855 00:50:14,182 --> 00:50:14,974 - Onyx? 856 00:50:16,267 --> 00:50:17,769 - Oh, hey. (laughs) 857 00:50:18,061 --> 00:50:19,229 What are y'all doing in here? 858 00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:21,439 - Uh, Mr. Duke is just trying to write down 859 00:50:21,731 --> 00:50:23,816 everything he can remember from the book. 860 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:25,735 We're trying to learn more about the final ritual. 861 00:50:26,027 --> 00:50:28,446 - Oh, awesome. (chuckles) Hell yeah. 862 00:50:29,739 --> 00:50:31,616 - Are you okay? 863 00:50:31,908 --> 00:50:34,702 - Ah, yeah, nah, it's just, huh? 864 00:50:34,994 --> 00:50:37,539 What, how does that? Oh. (laughs) 865 00:50:37,830 --> 00:50:39,082 There's a, I was wondering how it, 866 00:50:39,374 --> 00:50:41,584 there's a little button on the side so that, yeah, 867 00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:45,797 that just off and then back on again, it's so cute. (laughs) 868 00:50:46,089 --> 00:50:49,717 Oh. I love the mechanics of these vintage lamps. 869 00:50:50,009 --> 00:50:52,011 - Yeah, Onyx, you don't really seem okay. 870 00:50:52,303 --> 00:50:53,972 Did something happen to you? 871 00:50:54,264 --> 00:50:56,516 - No. I just. (laughs) 872 00:50:58,518 --> 00:50:59,185 Huh. 873 00:51:02,939 --> 00:51:05,692 So when y'all left, I got stuck behind this painting. 874 00:51:05,984 --> 00:51:07,986 - Aw, man, we're sorry. We just didn't know where you were. 875 00:51:08,278 --> 00:51:10,154 - Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 876 00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:11,656 It's fine. It's fine. 877 00:51:12,865 --> 00:51:16,494 It's just, I saw Jesminder and Bartok, 878 00:51:16,786 --> 00:51:18,830 and at first they were just talking. 879 00:51:21,207 --> 00:51:24,335 But then they got a little smoochie, which is fine. 880 00:51:24,627 --> 00:51:25,336 That's fine. 881 00:51:27,547 --> 00:51:28,381 But then- - Then? 882 00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:33,928 - He stabbed her and stabbed her until she was dead! 883 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,346 - What? 884 00:51:35,638 --> 00:51:37,015 - With the Knife of Dagon, right in the chest. 885 00:51:37,307 --> 00:51:39,309 And I watched all the life drain from her eyes 886 00:51:39,601 --> 00:51:40,977 until she passed out and turned into 887 00:51:41,269 --> 00:51:42,979 some kind of soulless ghoul. 888 00:51:43,271 --> 00:51:45,815 ♪ Somewhere out there ♪ 889 00:51:46,107 --> 00:51:47,650 - Wait, what the fuck is happening? 890 00:51:47,942 --> 00:51:50,737 - Sorry. When I get nervous, I start singing Fievel. 891 00:51:51,029 --> 00:51:52,030 Can I get one of those? 892 00:51:52,322 --> 00:51:52,947 - Yeah. 893 00:51:54,949 --> 00:51:56,618 (Onyx sighs) 894 00:51:56,909 --> 00:51:59,370 It doesn't sound like immortality Mr. Duke. 895 00:52:00,413 --> 00:52:01,331 What the fuck is going on? 896 00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:03,082 Why did they really bring us here? 897 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:08,046 - Marcus, are you sure you saw what you think you saw? 898 00:52:08,338 --> 00:52:09,547 - Oh, huh. Well, no. 899 00:52:09,839 --> 00:52:11,382 Let me think about it. Maybe I, no, maybe I did. 900 00:52:11,674 --> 00:52:13,051 Yes. I fucking saw what I think I saw. 901 00:52:13,343 --> 00:52:14,302 - Okay, okay. 902 00:52:14,594 --> 00:52:15,720 - The knife took out all of her soul goo. 903 00:52:16,012 --> 00:52:19,432 And the handle glowed like a bedazzled Lite-Brite. 904 00:52:19,724 --> 00:52:22,560 - Marcus, do you think you can draw what that looked like? 905 00:52:22,852 --> 00:52:23,519 - Yes, sir. 906 00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:27,065 - Did he say anything or speak anything 907 00:52:27,357 --> 00:52:28,816 while these actions occurred? 908 00:52:29,108 --> 00:52:31,235 Yeah. Some kind of incantation. 909 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,403 - Do you remember any of it? 910 00:52:32,695 --> 00:52:35,573 - Yeah, it was like, uh, uh, dada, 911 00:52:35,865 --> 00:52:37,742 or doo doo, dada doo doo, or no, 912 00:52:38,034 --> 00:52:38,993 maybe doo doo came first. 913 00:52:39,285 --> 00:52:42,121 Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh, Scooby-Doo, 914 00:52:42,413 --> 00:52:44,165 uh, yabba-dabba-doo. 915 00:52:48,503 --> 00:52:49,837 - My word. 916 00:52:50,129 --> 00:52:52,590 This is, I believe, the Talisman of Souls. 917 00:52:54,092 --> 00:52:55,802 - Hmm. Interesting. 918 00:52:56,094 --> 00:52:57,011 - What? 919 00:52:57,303 --> 00:52:58,930 - The smoke burns as it fills my lungs. 920 00:52:59,222 --> 00:53:00,598 I've never had a cigarette before, 921 00:53:00,890 --> 00:53:02,308 and I feel like I'm gonna vomit my entrails out. 922 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,768 (Onyx retches) - Okay. 923 00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:06,771 Uh, we really have to find that missing page. 924 00:53:07,063 --> 00:53:08,147 - The what? 925 00:53:08,439 --> 00:53:10,983 - In the Grimoire, after the ritual of Abaddon, 926 00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,735 there was a warning. 927 00:53:13,027 --> 00:53:15,697 It stated, "Beware the prophecy of the," 928 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:17,490 and then the next page was missing. 929 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,535 - I think I saw the missing page. 930 00:53:20,827 --> 00:53:21,661 - You did? - Where? 931 00:53:21,953 --> 00:53:23,204 - It was taped behind the painting. 932 00:53:23,496 --> 00:53:25,915 I saw it when Jesminder was getting zoinked and mcgoink'd. 933 00:53:26,207 --> 00:53:27,333 - Goodnight, honored guests. 934 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,460 Please retire to your individual quarters 935 00:53:29,752 --> 00:53:31,504 and meet downstairs in the morning, 936 00:53:31,796 --> 00:53:34,424 for tomorrow we will prepare for our second ritual. 937 00:53:35,717 --> 00:53:36,467 - Ah, that's it. 938 00:53:39,804 --> 00:53:43,015 - Which will lead us one step closer to immortality. 939 00:53:46,352 --> 00:53:48,354 - During the second ritual, one of us 940 00:53:48,646 --> 00:53:51,107 sneaks off to retrieve the missing page. 941 00:53:51,399 --> 00:53:55,236 That page might help me put all these puzzle pieces together 942 00:53:55,528 --> 00:53:57,822 and uncover what awaits us. 943 00:53:58,114 --> 00:54:01,159 Something tells me that Bartok and delegate 944 00:54:01,451 --> 00:54:04,162 have a puzzle of their own to solve. 945 00:54:04,454 --> 00:54:08,040 Let's just hope we solve ours first. 946 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:14,714 (birds chirping) (gentle music) 947 00:54:16,090 --> 00:54:18,718 - Welcome to the Ritual of the Box Demon. 948 00:54:19,010 --> 00:54:22,555 You will each enter this room alone, empty, 949 00:54:22,847 --> 00:54:25,349 except for a peculiar wooden box. 950 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:27,435 Open the doors to that box. 951 00:54:27,727 --> 00:54:30,688 There you will confront a small yet powerful demon. 952 00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:34,150 To this demon you will unburden yourself. 953 00:54:34,442 --> 00:54:37,904 Share with it a secret that weighs heavily on your heart. 954 00:54:39,906 --> 00:54:40,865 Yes, Mackenzie? 955 00:54:41,157 --> 00:54:42,241 - Where's Jesminder? 956 00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:43,701 I mean, don't we need her for the ritual? 957 00:54:43,993 --> 00:54:45,161 - Yeah. 958 00:54:45,453 --> 00:54:48,539 - Jesminder is helping our master with something 959 00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:49,999 of great importance. 960 00:54:52,084 --> 00:54:53,711 A preparation for the 961 00:54:56,506 --> 00:54:57,882 final ritual. 962 00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:03,638 In exchange for that secret, you will request a truth. 963 00:55:03,930 --> 00:55:04,847 Ask wisely. 964 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,810 Ask for an answer that no one could give you. 965 00:55:10,019 --> 00:55:13,189 No one except for our Eternal Father. 966 00:55:14,649 --> 00:55:17,985 But beware, for the truth this creature speaks 967 00:55:18,277 --> 00:55:20,196 is not for the faint of heart. 968 00:55:20,488 --> 00:55:22,824 For what he knows about you could challenge 969 00:55:23,115 --> 00:55:24,617 the very essence of self 970 00:55:26,118 --> 00:55:29,747 and untether you with a singular devastating proclamation. 971 00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:32,583 (dramatic music) 972 00:55:34,335 --> 00:55:35,086 Yes, Marcus? 973 00:55:35,378 --> 00:55:37,713 - I gotta take a big ol' shit. 974 00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:40,591 - Now? - Um, let me check. 975 00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:44,804 (groans) Yeah, now. For sure. 976 00:55:45,096 --> 00:55:46,722 - Fine, then go. We'll start without you. 977 00:55:47,014 --> 00:55:48,599 But if you're not back before your turn, 978 00:55:48,891 --> 00:55:50,768 by Satan's unholy name, you will be rendered ineligible 979 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,396 and ejected from Bartok's mansion post-haste. 980 00:55:53,688 --> 00:55:54,814 - Got it. 981 00:55:55,106 --> 00:55:58,109 Shit quick else be deemed unworthy. 982 00:55:59,485 --> 00:56:01,946 - Mackenzie, would you like to go first? 983 00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:03,739 - I'd be honored. 984 00:56:05,575 --> 00:56:10,454 (door clanging) (Shelley giggles) 985 00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:17,336 (Shelley giggling) 986 00:56:19,839 --> 00:56:22,466 (dramatic music) 987 00:56:27,305 --> 00:56:29,974 (door squeaking) 988 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,233 (bats squealing) 989 00:56:39,525 --> 00:56:41,027 - (coughs) Goddammit. 990 00:56:41,319 --> 00:56:44,155 How are all these cobwebs at exactly mouth level? 991 00:56:49,243 --> 00:56:51,913 (dramatic music) 992 00:56:57,168 --> 00:57:00,046 - Keeping it beefy. Keeping it beefy. 993 00:57:00,338 --> 00:57:02,840 Keeping it beefy. Keeping it beefy. 994 00:57:03,132 --> 00:57:05,259 Keeping it beefy. Keeping it beefy. 995 00:57:05,551 --> 00:57:06,218 - [Onyx] Huh. 996 00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:10,014 (door squeaks) 997 00:57:13,309 --> 00:57:14,977 (Mack sobs) - Yes. 998 00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:19,357 The box demon speaks directly to your soul's cradle. 999 00:57:19,649 --> 00:57:23,527 Steady yourselves and steel your nerves for his truths. 1000 00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:24,528 Mr. Duke. 1001 00:57:29,241 --> 00:57:31,702 (door squeaks) 1002 00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:39,919 - I'm ready to go in. 1003 00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:42,296 - [Farrah] Hmm. 1004 00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:45,549 - [Onyx] (grunts) Gotta get back for the box demon. 1005 00:57:45,841 --> 00:57:48,260 Gotta get back for the box demon. 1006 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:50,054 - [Mr. Duke] Uh-huh. 1007 00:57:52,765 --> 00:57:54,058 (door slams) 1008 00:57:54,350 --> 00:57:56,852 - Oh, how's it going down here with all the box demon stuff? 1009 00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:01,607 - Shelley. (Shelley squeals) 1010 00:58:04,193 --> 00:58:05,319 - I gave him the page. 1011 00:58:05,611 --> 00:58:06,988 - Shut the fuck up. - Yep. 1012 00:58:07,279 --> 00:58:09,782 (dramatic music) 1013 00:58:13,244 --> 00:58:15,329 (Shelley screams) Oh! 1014 00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:18,082 - [Shelley] You've shattered my mind! 1015 00:58:18,374 --> 00:58:21,127 Oh, oh, there's a raccoon in the car! 1016 00:58:21,419 --> 00:58:23,879 (door squeaks) 1017 00:58:27,174 --> 00:58:29,885 (Shelley sobbing) 1018 00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:36,809 - Whatever's going on in there must be pretty heavy stuff. 1019 00:58:37,101 --> 00:58:38,102 (laughs) It's probably for the better 1020 00:58:38,394 --> 00:58:39,979 that I emptied out my system first. 1021 00:58:41,897 --> 00:58:42,606 - [Shelley] No, don't ever let go. Don't ever let go. 1022 00:58:44,817 --> 00:58:48,112 (door squeaks and slams) 1023 00:58:52,033 --> 00:58:54,618 (chiming music) 1024 00:58:57,329 --> 00:59:00,249 - Go to him. Go to your master. 1025 00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:02,918 (Shelley sobs) 1026 00:59:09,341 --> 00:59:10,926 - Shelley, where are you going? 1027 00:59:13,012 --> 00:59:15,139 - She's going to her master. She's in quite a state. 1028 00:59:15,431 --> 00:59:16,807 - Yeah, we all are, but I think it'd be better 1029 00:59:17,099 --> 00:59:18,726 if we just stay together, I mean, right, Shelley? 1030 00:59:19,018 --> 00:59:20,644 Stay with me. - I... 1031 00:59:20,936 --> 00:59:23,522 - Mackenzie, please. We all have free will here. 1032 00:59:23,814 --> 00:59:24,482 - I'm not gonna let him do to her what he did 1033 00:59:24,774 --> 00:59:26,776 to Jesminder, you hear me? 1034 00:59:28,069 --> 00:59:29,695 - Jesminder? Whatever could you mean? 1035 00:59:29,987 --> 00:59:32,364 - Yes, Mack, whatever could you mean? 1036 00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:37,620 Shelley, he's ready for you now. 1037 00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:39,705 - What the fuck? 1038 00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:42,583 - [Shelley] I want to see Bartok. 1039 00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,544 - Wait here for your friend. 1040 00:59:45,836 --> 00:59:48,422 (dramatic music) 1041 00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:55,679 (cabinet squeaks) 1042 00:59:55,971 --> 00:59:58,557 (box demon coos) 1043 01:00:00,518 --> 01:00:02,228 - Come closer, my son. 1044 01:00:07,066 --> 01:00:07,775 Closer. 1045 01:00:10,444 --> 01:00:14,240 (box demon groans and sneezes) 1046 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,868 (Onyx gasps) 1047 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,495 Let it in, my son. 1048 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:22,039 Let it in. 1049 01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:27,128 Now, won't you feed me a secret, Marcus? 1050 01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:30,965 - I dunno. 1051 01:00:31,257 --> 01:00:32,716 - Dig deep, my son. 1052 01:00:34,093 --> 01:00:37,847 Go to the darkest, most shameful parts of you. 1053 01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:40,599 What is there? 1054 01:00:42,434 --> 01:00:43,769 - Oh, uh, I guess, 1055 01:00:47,481 --> 01:00:48,190 huh. 1056 01:00:51,485 --> 01:00:52,027 Sex? 1057 01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:53,779 - Yes. 1058 01:00:54,071 --> 01:00:58,701 What do you see when you think of your most carnal desires? 1059 01:01:00,619 --> 01:01:03,247 - Well, I guess I think about my, 1060 01:01:04,999 --> 01:01:06,584 my fantasies. - Ooh. 1061 01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:08,419 Tell me more. 1062 01:01:08,711 --> 01:01:12,590 Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried in the core 1063 01:01:12,882 --> 01:01:14,675 of your chamber of shame? 1064 01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,553 - Uh, yeah, my shame-ber? 1065 01:01:18,804 --> 01:01:22,057 Uh, well, my deepest, darkest fantasies 1066 01:01:22,349 --> 01:01:24,852 revolve around a series of fan fiction I wrote. 1067 01:01:25,144 --> 01:01:27,354 Short novellas really, based on Gadget Hackwrench 1068 01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:28,814 from "Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers." 1069 01:01:29,106 --> 01:01:31,859 - Oh, yes. 1070 01:01:32,151 --> 01:01:33,861 - In it, I play a mix between Dale 1071 01:01:34,153 --> 01:01:36,113 and Marky Mark's character from "Boogie Nights." 1072 01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:39,074 I call myself Dale Diggler. (laughs) 1073 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,327 And, uh, let's just say the things we get to fixing 1074 01:01:41,619 --> 01:01:43,120 in the Ranger Plane after hours, 1075 01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:47,458 well, (laughs) yeah, it's more than just rusty propellers. 1076 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:50,085 (Onyx laughs) 1077 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,632 'Cause eventually she starts fixing my wiener. 1078 01:01:54,924 --> 01:01:57,635 - (laughs) Mm. Tasty. 1079 01:01:57,927 --> 01:02:02,640 Num, num, num. That secret will do. 1080 01:02:03,641 --> 01:02:07,144 Now, what truth do you seek? 1081 01:02:11,273 --> 01:02:12,107 - Anything? 1082 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:13,859 - Anything. 1083 01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:24,495 - Oh, demon in a box, how I beg of you. 1084 01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:28,123 Oh, demon in a box, please answer me true. 1085 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,627 Oh, demon in a box, how I wish to see 1086 01:02:34,630 --> 01:02:38,801 why my father Carl left my mother and me. 1087 01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:44,598 - [Box Demon] Oh, Marcus. Don't you know? 1088 01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:48,227 It was because of you. 1089 01:02:53,315 --> 01:02:54,024 - What? 1090 01:02:55,234 --> 01:02:58,779 - [Box Demon] You simply weren't enough. 1091 01:02:59,071 --> 01:03:02,491 You weren't enough to keep him there. 1092 01:03:02,783 --> 01:03:07,037 Weren't enough to keep them together. 1093 01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:12,126 Think hard, go deep. You'll remember. 1094 01:03:15,838 --> 01:03:18,340 (dreamy music) 1095 01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:20,676 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1096 01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,553 ♪ Noble warrior felines ♪ 1097 01:03:22,845 --> 01:03:23,512 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1098 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,389 ♪ Flying high in the air ♪ 1099 01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:26,890 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1100 01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:31,353 ♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪ (Carl yelling indistinctly) 1101 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,231 - [Nancy] Oh, you're a clown, Carl! 1102 01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:36,358 Get a job in a sideshow! 1103 01:03:39,153 --> 01:03:41,613 (Nancy sobbing) 1104 01:03:45,576 --> 01:03:48,912 (suitcase thuds) 1105 01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:50,873 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1106 01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:53,417 - Daddy, where are you going? 1107 01:03:56,795 --> 01:03:58,130 When will you be back? 1108 01:04:02,301 --> 01:04:06,055 - I don't know. 1109 01:04:06,347 --> 01:04:08,599 (door slams) 1110 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:14,521 - I don't know. I don't know. 1111 01:04:14,813 --> 01:04:16,815 I don't know. I don't know. 1112 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:18,567 I dunno. I dunno. 1113 01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:20,611 I dunno. I dunno. 1114 01:04:20,903 --> 01:04:22,196 - I dunno. I dunno. 1115 01:04:22,488 --> 01:04:23,447 I dunno I dunno. 1116 01:04:23,739 --> 01:04:24,948 I dunno. 1117 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,620 - Did you find the answers you sought, young one? 1118 01:04:29,912 --> 01:04:31,455 - Oh, yeah. (laughs) We're good. 1119 01:04:31,747 --> 01:04:32,623 Thanks, little demon dude. 1120 01:04:32,915 --> 01:04:35,542 - Now, if you-(cabinet slams) 1121 01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:41,882 - Onyx, are you okay? What did the demon say to you? 1122 01:04:42,174 --> 01:04:43,467 - Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good. 1123 01:04:43,759 --> 01:04:45,010 He actually said a bunch of cool stuff to me. 1124 01:04:45,302 --> 01:04:46,720 He was like, "I bet you got a big ol' wiener, 1125 01:04:47,012 --> 01:04:48,222 and you probably fuck a lot too." 1126 01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:49,973 So yeah, I just wanted to celebrate 1127 01:04:50,265 --> 01:04:52,393 all the cool stuff he said. (laughs) 1128 01:04:52,684 --> 01:04:55,270 (dramatic music) 1129 01:04:58,774 --> 01:05:00,359 - Well, Mr. Duke wants us to rendezvous with him 1130 01:05:00,651 --> 01:05:01,693 to discuss his findings. 1131 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:02,986 He's been deciphering the prophecy, and- 1132 01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:05,155 - Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies are so fun. 1133 01:05:05,447 --> 01:05:07,282 Yeah, let's do it. Let's rendezvous. 1134 01:05:08,242 --> 01:05:10,828 (Onyx chugging) 1135 01:05:12,329 --> 01:05:14,623 (Mack sighs) 1136 01:05:18,502 --> 01:05:21,046 (Onyx chugging) 1137 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:27,970 - Onyx, maybe you wanna slow down a little. 1138 01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:29,513 - Loud and clear, boss. 1139 01:05:29,805 --> 01:05:34,685 - "It is foretelling a prophecy that will disrupt 1140 01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:38,814 the rising of Abaddon. 1141 01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:43,861 Beware the prophecy of the unexpected," 1142 01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:45,362 no, "unforeseen." 1143 01:05:49,241 --> 01:05:50,617 Oh, come on, John. 1144 01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:54,413 "Beware the prophecy of the, 1145 01:05:57,124 --> 01:06:01,837 of the Fortuitous One." 1146 01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:03,338 - What? - What? 1147 01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:05,299 - What? - What? 1148 01:06:06,508 --> 01:06:07,885 (Shelley yells) - What? 1149 01:06:08,177 --> 01:06:10,053 (Shelley whimpers) 1150 01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:11,180 - Nothing, I- 1151 01:06:12,264 --> 01:06:14,516 (Shelley thuds) 1152 01:06:14,808 --> 01:06:17,019 - That's right. 1153 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:20,147 Give me everything. 1154 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:25,903 Every last drop. 1155 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:29,239 (Shelley whimpering) 1156 01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:35,787 - Onyx, what did you call yourself when we first met? 1157 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,498 - Huh? Oh, I don't remember. 1158 01:06:37,789 --> 01:06:40,584 - It was Onyx the Fortuitous, wasn't it? 1159 01:06:40,876 --> 01:06:42,753 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. 1160 01:06:43,045 --> 01:06:44,588 I might have said Onyx the Fortunate One, 1161 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,424 because I am ever so fortunate to have won this contest 1162 01:06:47,716 --> 01:06:50,636 and be invited here to be with all of you wonderful people. 1163 01:06:50,928 --> 01:06:52,262 (Onyx chugging) 1164 01:06:52,554 --> 01:06:53,514 - What else does it say? 1165 01:06:53,805 --> 01:06:56,141 I mean, what happens if the ritual is disrupted? 1166 01:06:56,433 --> 01:06:57,100 What happens if it isn't? 1167 01:06:57,392 --> 01:06:59,728 - I, I, I, I, I don't know. 1168 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,271 I need more time with the page. 1169 01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:02,940 There, there's so much here. 1170 01:07:03,232 --> 01:07:04,107 - Onyx, if you... 1171 01:07:06,902 --> 01:07:08,237 (Mack sighs) 1172 01:07:08,529 --> 01:07:13,325 (lively music) (Onyx chugging) 1173 01:07:16,495 --> 01:07:18,372 Onyx, what are you doing? 1174 01:07:18,664 --> 01:07:21,708 - Huh? Oh, I'm just trying to relax. (laughs) 1175 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,253 I mean, all this talk of demons and prophecies, 1176 01:07:24,545 --> 01:07:28,090 I mean, whoo, it is too mooch. (laughs) 1177 01:07:28,382 --> 01:07:30,884 And I just wanna party. Don't you? 1178 01:07:31,176 --> 01:07:33,470 I mean, everyone's so stuffy here, right? 1179 01:07:33,762 --> 01:07:37,307 Bartok and Farrah and all their fucking bullshit. 1180 01:07:37,599 --> 01:07:41,186 Huh? All their fucking bullshitty robes. 1181 01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:42,896 And they're dumb-dumb hats. 1182 01:07:43,188 --> 01:07:47,526 I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb wears a hat like this? 1183 01:07:47,818 --> 01:07:50,362 It's stupid. And this. 1184 01:07:51,572 --> 01:07:55,284 Fuck this goofy-ass emerald bullshit. 1185 01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:58,245 - It's, it's peridot. 1186 01:07:58,537 --> 01:08:00,998 - Well, fuck this peridot bullshit. 1187 01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:02,874 (necklace chimes) 1188 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,043 (Onyx chugs) 1189 01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:07,838 (ghoul gasping) 1190 01:08:09,965 --> 01:08:14,845 (laughs) Dancing makes me feel so alive! (laughs) 1191 01:08:15,762 --> 01:08:18,348 (Onyx chugging) 1192 01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,312 - What's happening? 1193 01:08:23,604 --> 01:08:25,856 - I don't think he liked what the demon said to him. 1194 01:08:26,148 --> 01:08:27,608 - Ah. You know what's weird? 1195 01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:30,861 No one has danced since we got here. 1196 01:08:31,153 --> 01:08:33,530 And that's a real shame, huh? 1197 01:08:33,822 --> 01:08:36,408 'Cause dancing really frees you up, huh? 1198 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:40,454 Dancing gets you loose, (laughs) gets you outta your head. 1199 01:08:40,746 --> 01:08:44,791 Farrah, you wanna dance with me? Come on, baby. 1200 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,461 (laughs) Nah? All right, that's fine. 1201 01:08:47,753 --> 01:08:49,755 I can dance by myself. (laughs) 1202 01:08:50,047 --> 01:08:54,051 Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on. 1203 01:08:54,343 --> 01:08:57,262 Let it take you over. Let the rhythm take you over. 1204 01:08:57,554 --> 01:08:59,890 Rhythm take you over. 1205 01:09:00,182 --> 01:09:01,933 Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul. (laughs) 1206 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,227 - What, what did he say? 1207 01:09:04,519 --> 01:09:07,064 - He said, "Oh, fuck, she's so cool." 1208 01:09:08,106 --> 01:09:10,651 (Onyx chugging) 1209 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,575 Onyx, how much of that did you drink? 1210 01:09:20,869 --> 01:09:22,037 - I don't know. 1211 01:09:23,288 --> 01:09:25,582 (Onyx thuds) 1212 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,754 (bright music) 1213 01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:44,309 ♪ And I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1214 01:09:45,686 --> 01:09:49,356 ♪ I'd run right into hell ♪ and back ♪ 1215 01:09:50,524 --> 01:09:54,444 ♪ I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1216 01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:59,116 ♪ I'll take the vow and ♪ seal the pact ♪ 1217 01:10:01,868 --> 01:10:04,955 - Who am I? - You know. Search your heart. 1218 01:10:05,247 --> 01:10:07,999 - Who's to say what any of us are in this twisted palace 1219 01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,043 built of riddle and rhyme? 1220 01:10:10,335 --> 01:10:15,048 ♪ And I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1221 01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:18,927 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1222 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,262 - [Onyx] I dunno. 1223 01:10:20,554 --> 01:10:22,556 ♪ No, I won't do ♪ (Onyx hisses) 1224 01:10:22,848 --> 01:10:25,475 (upbeat music) 1225 01:10:31,773 --> 01:10:34,526 ♪ And some nights you're ♪ breathing fire ♪ 1226 01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:37,779 ♪ And some nights you're ♪ talking nice ♪ 1227 01:10:38,071 --> 01:10:39,322 ♪ Some nights you're like nothing ♪ 1228 01:10:39,614 --> 01:10:43,118 ♪ I've ever seen before or ♪ will again ♪ 1229 01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:44,286 (Onyx growls) 1230 01:10:44,578 --> 01:10:46,246 ♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪ 1231 01:10:46,538 --> 01:10:50,584 ♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪ 1232 01:10:50,876 --> 01:10:52,294 ♪ I know you can save me ♪ 1233 01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:57,340 ♪ No one else can save me ♪ now but you ♪ 1234 01:10:57,632 --> 01:10:59,885 - Farrah, what are you? 1235 01:11:00,177 --> 01:11:02,012 - [Farrah] Here we can be anything, Onyx. 1236 01:11:02,304 --> 01:11:04,431 I can be whatever your heart desires most. 1237 01:11:04,723 --> 01:11:08,560 Join me and we can be together for all eternity. 1238 01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:13,398 ♪ And I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1239 01:11:13,690 --> 01:11:18,028 ♪ I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1240 01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:22,324 ♪ I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1241 01:11:22,616 --> 01:11:25,452 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1242 01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:29,247 - I dunno. ♪ But I won't do ♪ 1243 01:11:32,584 --> 01:11:34,795 - Or would you rather be here? 1244 01:11:35,086 --> 01:11:37,255 - No. Oh, God, no. 1245 01:11:37,547 --> 01:11:40,133 - Then be with me. Free me from Bartok's rule. 1246 01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:41,593 - Schwa? 1247 01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:45,138 - He raised me from the depths, gave me life. 1248 01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:48,433 But a life of enslavement is no life at all. 1249 01:11:48,725 --> 01:11:51,770 I can be given a new life by the one the prophecy speaks of. 1250 01:11:52,062 --> 01:11:53,897 Together you and I can defeat Bartok. 1251 01:11:54,189 --> 01:11:56,233 But if we don't, he will complete the final ritual 1252 01:11:56,525 --> 01:11:59,486 and use the power of Abaddon to take the souls of millions. 1253 01:11:59,778 --> 01:12:02,239 But if you and I-(growling) 1254 01:12:02,531 --> 01:12:03,990 Oh, no. It's too late. 1255 01:12:06,076 --> 01:12:08,912 He found us. - Who? 1256 01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:11,998 - Abaddon. 1257 01:12:12,290 --> 01:12:15,961 - [Abaddon] Come to me, patty slinger. 1258 01:12:16,253 --> 01:12:20,757 Come to me. (growls) 1259 01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:25,387 (dramatic music) 1260 01:12:27,472 --> 01:12:30,267 (Abaddon growling) 1261 01:12:36,982 --> 01:12:38,859 - How can I make your day a bit beefier? 1262 01:12:40,235 --> 01:12:42,487 - Marcus J. Trillbury, 1263 01:12:44,739 --> 01:12:46,116 we meet at last. 1264 01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:50,829 I've heard so much about you. 1265 01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:57,544 The patty slinger. The virgin. 1266 01:12:57,836 --> 01:13:01,631 The fool. Know this, Marcus. 1267 01:13:01,923 --> 01:13:04,384 You are many things, 1268 01:13:04,676 --> 01:13:08,722 but you are not the Fortuitous One. 1269 01:13:10,015 --> 01:13:13,059 I have seen the Fortuitous One. 1270 01:13:14,352 --> 01:13:19,065 Does that look like you, Onyx the Fart-uitous? 1271 01:13:22,027 --> 01:13:25,488 (creature squelching) 1272 01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:26,489 Does it? 1273 01:13:27,949 --> 01:13:29,326 - No, sir, it does not. 1274 01:13:29,618 --> 01:13:32,996 - In less than one day's time, 1275 01:13:33,288 --> 01:13:38,168 I will rise through an unholy vessel and enslave the Earth. 1276 01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,296 Face it, patty slinger, 1277 01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:45,342 your time is up. (roars) 1278 01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:49,554 (Onyx screams) (Abaddon laughs) 1279 01:13:49,846 --> 01:13:54,684 There's nowhere to run. (laughs) 1280 01:13:55,685 --> 01:13:57,354 Patty slinger. Patty slinger. 1281 01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:03,944 I'm coming to get you, patty slinger. (laughs) 1282 01:14:08,573 --> 01:14:13,036 How can I make your day a bit beefier? (laughs) 1283 01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:21,252 When in doubt, skewer it out. 1284 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,130 Yahhh! - Jesus! 1285 01:14:24,422 --> 01:14:25,006 Jesus! 1286 01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:28,134 - Hey, it's okay, Onyx. 1287 01:14:28,426 --> 01:14:29,844 It's all right. Lay, lay down. 1288 01:14:30,136 --> 01:14:30,929 You're all right. 1289 01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:32,889 Here, drink this. 1290 01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:35,892 - What is it? 1291 01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:40,397 - Ginger, turmeric, mint, elder flower, 1292 01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:43,108 some other things that'll help your stomach. 1293 01:14:44,943 --> 01:14:49,823 - I'm sorry, Zee. I don't know what came over me. 1294 01:14:50,532 --> 01:14:51,908 - It's all good. 1295 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,452 Uh, your little episode was the perfect distraction 1296 01:14:54,744 --> 01:14:56,830 Mr. Duke needed to work on his translations. 1297 01:14:58,331 --> 01:15:00,166 - Oh, sick. (stomach gurgles) 1298 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,835 Mm. - Drink. 1299 01:15:04,379 --> 01:15:06,256 I spent some time in the walls. 1300 01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:08,925 This place is a maze. 1301 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:13,304 Dozens of corridors all leading somewhere different. 1302 01:15:15,473 --> 01:15:17,142 - Thanks for taking care of me, Zee. 1303 01:15:20,353 --> 01:15:22,022 - That's what friends are for, Onyx. 1304 01:15:23,273 --> 01:15:25,358 - Oh, yeah. For sure. 1305 01:15:28,069 --> 01:15:29,863 Yeah, I know what friends are 1306 01:15:30,155 --> 01:15:33,658 and what their general responsibilities consist of. 1307 01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:36,286 (Mack cries) 1308 01:15:36,578 --> 01:15:39,039 (somber music) 1309 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:44,294 Zee, are you okay? 1310 01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:48,423 - No, I, um, 1311 01:15:52,385 --> 01:15:55,055 I feel stupid, Onyx. 1312 01:15:58,475 --> 01:16:00,351 Stupid for trusting Bartok. 1313 01:16:02,645 --> 01:16:04,064 Trusting anyone, really. 1314 01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:07,901 I should have known better. 1315 01:16:10,695 --> 01:16:11,571 And I'm, 1316 01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:17,118 I'm scared. 1317 01:16:19,829 --> 01:16:20,580 I'm really scared. 1318 01:16:21,706 --> 01:16:24,125 (solemn music) 1319 01:16:28,713 --> 01:16:31,257 - I used to get scared whenever I'd go on sleepovers. 1320 01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:35,678 Even to my best friend Billy Davis's house. 1321 01:16:38,139 --> 01:16:40,183 'Cause it all felt so weird and unfamiliar. 1322 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:46,564 That's when his mom, Linda, taught me that song. 1323 01:16:49,109 --> 01:16:52,195 And just like Fievel, my fears would be soothed 1324 01:16:52,487 --> 01:16:55,323 and I'd be asleep in no time. 1325 01:16:58,284 --> 01:17:03,123 'Cause she reminded me that no matter how alone we feel, 1326 01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:09,546 no matter how far away from home we might be, 1327 01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:14,926 we're still underneath the same sky as the people we love. 1328 01:17:16,761 --> 01:17:19,430 Just remember, you do have friends. 1329 01:17:21,474 --> 01:17:22,851 And you're never really alone. 1330 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:26,729 Because we're all under the same moon. 1331 01:17:30,108 --> 01:17:32,652 (Mack chuckles) 1332 01:17:37,115 --> 01:17:39,784 - That's all you saw in the dream, 1333 01:17:40,076 --> 01:17:41,661 the chubby one playing the piano 1334 01:17:41,953 --> 01:17:44,581 and smashing mirrors with a cane? 1335 01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:48,543 - Yes. What I saw is what I told you. 1336 01:17:50,670 --> 01:17:51,963 - Hmm. 1337 01:17:52,255 --> 01:17:54,883 (ghoul wheezing) 1338 01:17:59,512 --> 01:18:00,430 Farrah? 1339 01:18:02,682 --> 01:18:03,600 - Yes, master? 1340 01:18:04,934 --> 01:18:09,772 - Why do you insist on mocking my intelligence, 1341 01:18:11,107 --> 01:18:14,402 undermining my power, deriding my virility? 1342 01:18:14,694 --> 01:18:16,654 - Master, I- - Do you not think 1343 01:18:16,946 --> 01:18:18,114 he speaks to me? 1344 01:18:19,574 --> 01:18:24,370 Do you not think Lucifer himself speaks directly to me? 1345 01:18:26,122 --> 01:18:26,956 To me! 1346 01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:32,253 Or a succubus shrew who sleeps in a shed? 1347 01:18:37,342 --> 01:18:39,385 Give it to me. (Farrah moans) 1348 01:18:39,677 --> 01:18:41,638 Put it in my hand. 1349 01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:43,306 Put it in my hand. 1350 01:18:49,145 --> 01:18:51,981 (Bartok grunts) (the figurine shatters) 1351 01:18:52,273 --> 01:18:54,859 (dramatic music) 1352 01:18:59,113 --> 01:19:03,952 What's the point of having a psychic demon bitch's power 1353 01:19:05,536 --> 01:19:09,540 at my disposal if all she does is fucking lie to me? 1354 01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:13,461 - I didn't lie to you, master. 1355 01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:17,674 - Oh, no, you just chose not to tell me 1356 01:19:17,966 --> 01:19:20,176 that you sensed something when they first arrived. 1357 01:19:20,468 --> 01:19:21,928 You just chose not to tell me 1358 01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:24,055 when they witnessed the taking of a soul. 1359 01:19:24,347 --> 01:19:27,725 You just chose not to tell me that they stole 1360 01:19:28,017 --> 01:19:32,855 the fucking prophecy right from underneath our noses! 1361 01:19:33,731 --> 01:19:36,276 (ghouls wheezing) 1362 01:19:36,567 --> 01:19:40,196 Now, if you don't tell me what you're sensing, 1363 01:19:40,488 --> 01:19:44,826 what you're seeing when you see it, I swear to you- 1364 01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:46,786 (metal clangs) (Farrah gasps) 1365 01:19:47,078 --> 01:19:51,916 I will take this fucking life from you. 1366 01:19:53,251 --> 01:19:55,169 - You can't kill a demon with the Knife of Dagon. 1367 01:19:55,461 --> 01:19:58,715 - You know what? I know that I can't kill you with this. 1368 01:19:59,007 --> 01:20:03,386 But what I can do is sever your fucking head 1369 01:20:03,678 --> 01:20:07,098 and put it in a display case for all eternity, 1370 01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:09,767 shielded in unbreakable Nazarene glass. 1371 01:20:10,059 --> 01:20:12,687 That I can do! 1372 01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:17,150 - He is here. 1373 01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:20,987 - Who? 1374 01:20:21,279 --> 01:20:22,572 - The Fortuitous One. 1375 01:20:22,864 --> 01:20:25,992 (dramatic music) 1376 01:20:26,284 --> 01:20:28,703 (bright music) 1377 01:20:35,376 --> 01:20:38,713 (bright music continues) 1378 01:20:40,965 --> 01:20:45,094 (Mr. Duke whispering indistinctly) 1379 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:47,889 - Yes. 1380 01:20:49,015 --> 01:20:50,600 Yes, that's it. 1381 01:20:50,892 --> 01:20:52,643 That's it. I see it now. 1382 01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:53,770 I see it all now. 1383 01:20:56,105 --> 01:20:58,983 (laughs) Outstanding. 1384 01:20:59,275 --> 01:21:00,318 - It's the teacher, isn't it? 1385 01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:04,155 - Mm-mm. The patty slinger. 1386 01:21:04,447 --> 01:21:08,284 - Oh, fucking right. 1387 01:21:08,576 --> 01:21:09,827 (object clattering) 1388 01:21:10,119 --> 01:21:11,579 How dare you? 1389 01:21:11,871 --> 01:21:14,290 You still try to make a fool out of me? 1390 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,335 - No, I swear, I saw him. 1391 01:21:18,544 --> 01:21:22,256 - You saw the man of destiny, 1392 01:21:23,716 --> 01:21:26,886 the demon killer, the slayer of the bright realm? 1393 01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,474 - Here within these walls. 1394 01:21:31,766 --> 01:21:34,060 (dramatic music) 1395 01:21:34,352 --> 01:21:36,771 (Bartok gasps) 1396 01:21:40,525 --> 01:21:41,484 One more lie, 1397 01:21:44,862 --> 01:21:45,696 and I swear. 1398 01:21:48,449 --> 01:21:50,827 - It was the teacher. You were right, I was wrong. 1399 01:21:51,119 --> 01:21:53,121 I just wasn't seeing as clearly as you. 1400 01:21:53,413 --> 01:21:56,332 (dramatic music) (Farrah sighs) 1401 01:21:56,624 --> 01:21:57,417 - I knew it. 1402 01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:04,882 (Farrah growling) 1403 01:22:11,472 --> 01:22:16,352 I have no doubt our Father looks down upon you in shame. 1404 01:22:19,397 --> 01:22:21,858 (ghoul grunts) 1405 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:26,112 (dramatic music) 1406 01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:33,453 (knocking) - Yes? 1407 01:22:33,744 --> 01:22:35,788 - [Bartok] Mr. Duke, I wondered 1408 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,665 if you had a moment to spare. 1409 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:52,513 - Of course. I would be honored. 1410 01:22:58,102 --> 01:22:59,061 - Wow. 1411 01:23:02,023 --> 01:23:06,652 You really are a man of studies, aren't you? 1412 01:23:06,944 --> 01:23:10,239 - Well, what can I say? Knowledge excites me. 1413 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,326 - I can see that. 1414 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:21,000 So tell me, what knowledge 1415 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:25,838 have you discovered tonight? 1416 01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:32,428 - That you are not the person you've said you are, 1417 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,972 and that your plans for us, hmm, 1418 01:23:36,349 --> 01:23:38,351 well, they aren't what we were led to believe. 1419 01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:44,607 - (laughs) Well, that is a matter 1420 01:23:44,899 --> 01:23:48,152 of perspective, isn't it? 1421 01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:53,282 After all, I am offering you immortality. 1422 01:23:55,993 --> 01:24:00,831 - (chuckles) You only gain Abaddon's power 1423 01:24:01,999 --> 01:24:04,377 by offering the demon five souls. 1424 01:24:05,670 --> 01:24:07,255 We would live eternally, 1425 01:24:08,339 --> 01:24:09,715 as your prisoners, 1426 01:24:11,217 --> 01:24:13,678 locked within the talisman until the end of time. 1427 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,265 Immortality. 1428 01:24:17,557 --> 01:24:22,395 No, undying pain and suffering 1429 01:24:23,229 --> 01:24:24,480 as we remain cognizant 1430 01:24:24,772 --> 01:24:27,400 of our never-ending state of purgatorial stasis. 1431 01:24:27,692 --> 01:24:31,821 Now, that, that is more like it, yes? 1432 01:24:33,364 --> 01:24:36,325 - Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe. 1433 01:24:36,617 --> 01:24:41,455 (dramatic music) (Mr. Duke yells) 1434 01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:46,669 (ominous music) 1435 01:24:48,337 --> 01:24:52,216 (Mr. Duke yells) (Mack gasps) 1436 01:24:52,508 --> 01:24:54,343 (Mr. Duke hums) (door squeaks) 1437 01:24:54,635 --> 01:24:56,637 - Mr. Duke, are, are you okay? What did you find? 1438 01:24:56,929 --> 01:24:58,598 - Oh, don't be silly. Of course I'm fine. 1439 01:24:58,889 --> 01:25:01,517 And I found nothing. Nothing but the truth. 1440 01:25:01,809 --> 01:25:04,687 That we should follow Bartok's words to the letter 1441 01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:06,981 and join him for the final ritual. 1442 01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:09,108 Right fucking now. 1443 01:25:11,277 --> 01:25:14,238 - Are you seeing regular Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke? 1444 01:25:14,530 --> 01:25:16,157 - What? Regular. 1445 01:25:17,450 --> 01:25:20,202 - Huh. Because he's definitely a ghoul now. 1446 01:25:20,494 --> 01:25:22,705 (Mr. Duke growls) 1447 01:25:22,997 --> 01:25:24,332 We should run! 1448 01:25:24,624 --> 01:25:26,959 (Mr. Duke growling) 1449 01:25:27,251 --> 01:25:28,502 - [Mack] Come on. 1450 01:25:28,794 --> 01:25:31,088 (Onyx shrieks) (Mr. Duke growling) 1451 01:25:31,380 --> 01:25:34,091 - Keep your mouth closed. These cobwebs are something fierce. 1452 01:25:34,383 --> 01:25:35,968 Oh, fuck. Are you getting them or nah? 1453 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:38,721 Just me? I'm fucking choking on webs. 1454 01:25:39,013 --> 01:25:42,850 (door rattles and squeaks) 1455 01:25:43,142 --> 01:25:45,603 Why could I see the ghoul and you couldn't. Huh? 1456 01:25:45,895 --> 01:25:47,521 Why could I see the ghoul and you couldn't? 1457 01:25:47,813 --> 01:25:49,815 - Stand guard. I need to study this. 1458 01:25:50,107 --> 01:25:52,443 (Onyx groans) 1459 01:25:55,071 --> 01:25:56,072 Okay, Mr. Duke. 1460 01:25:57,531 --> 01:25:58,240 The peridot necklaces. 1461 01:26:00,034 --> 01:26:04,497 These crystals. Farrah's been using them to control us. 1462 01:26:05,831 --> 01:26:06,916 Influence our will. 1463 01:26:12,630 --> 01:26:13,673 - Well, what else does it say? 1464 01:26:13,964 --> 01:26:14,799 Did Mr. Duke have a plan? 1465 01:26:15,091 --> 01:26:17,593 Huh? What do we do? 1466 01:26:17,885 --> 01:26:20,680 - Yeah, he had a plan. - What's the plan? 1467 01:26:20,971 --> 01:26:22,515 Do we reanimate one of these dead bobcats 1468 01:26:22,807 --> 01:26:24,392 and ride it straight outta town? 1469 01:26:24,684 --> 01:26:26,352 Or do we race this old dentist's chair downhill 1470 01:26:26,644 --> 01:26:28,187 until it picks up enough speed to shoot us 1471 01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:31,941 into space like "Radio Flyer"? (whimpers) 1472 01:26:33,526 --> 01:26:36,320 Or do we light this place on fire and perish in the flames? 1473 01:26:36,612 --> 01:26:38,280 Or build a makeshift cannon out of paperclips 1474 01:26:38,572 --> 01:26:41,617 and old white out that we find in Bartok's desk? 1475 01:26:41,909 --> 01:26:44,495 - No. (dramatic music) 1476 01:26:48,082 --> 01:26:50,710 I stay here and you go. 1477 01:26:52,545 --> 01:26:55,256 - What? Go where? 1478 01:26:55,548 --> 01:26:56,632 Stay here? Why? 1479 01:26:58,217 --> 01:27:00,094 - Follow the map to get out and head to the old cemetery. 1480 01:27:00,386 --> 01:27:01,262 Find the fallen angel. 1481 01:27:01,554 --> 01:27:02,555 Once the blood moon has risen, 1482 01:27:02,847 --> 01:27:04,473 that's where the final ritual will take place. 1483 01:27:04,765 --> 01:27:07,309 - What? They're gonna kill you, Zee. 1484 01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:08,644 Suck out your soul like some kind 1485 01:27:08,936 --> 01:27:11,105 of demonic Dyson set on overdrive. 1486 01:27:11,397 --> 01:27:14,483 - Listen, everything you need is in here. 1487 01:27:16,444 --> 01:27:17,486 - What's gonna happen? 1488 01:27:22,491 --> 01:27:24,994 (lips smack) 1489 01:27:25,286 --> 01:27:27,872 - You have everything you need. 1490 01:27:28,164 --> 01:27:30,082 - No! Zee, don't do this! 1491 01:27:30,374 --> 01:27:31,751 Don't do this! Don't leave me! 1492 01:27:32,042 --> 01:27:34,044 Don't leave me! I can't do this alone! 1493 01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:37,339 I'm not who you think I am. I'm not the Fortuitous One. 1494 01:27:37,631 --> 01:27:39,592 I'm just a fat fucking patty slinging chubby 1495 01:27:39,884 --> 01:27:42,720 fat fucking virgin. (door slams) 1496 01:27:43,012 --> 01:27:43,679 Zee! 1497 01:27:45,431 --> 01:27:46,182 Zee! 1498 01:27:48,309 --> 01:27:51,020 (liquid dripping) 1499 01:27:59,278 --> 01:28:01,739 (ominous music) 1500 01:28:05,701 --> 01:28:07,328 (microphone squeals) - Paging. Mr. Bartok. 1501 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:09,705 Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in your office 1502 01:28:09,997 --> 01:28:11,081 fucking up your shit. 1503 01:28:11,373 --> 01:28:12,583 What you gonna do about it? 1504 01:28:13,876 --> 01:28:18,547 (glass shattering) (objects clattering) 1505 01:28:19,632 --> 01:28:22,301 (dramatic music) 1506 01:28:23,552 --> 01:28:25,513 (thunder crashes) 1507 01:28:25,805 --> 01:28:28,307 (ominous music) 1508 01:28:29,892 --> 01:28:31,644 Bartok, where are you? 1509 01:28:33,604 --> 01:28:35,231 Come and get me! (glass shatters) 1510 01:28:35,523 --> 01:28:40,361 (Onyx panting) (crickets chirping) 1511 01:28:41,070 --> 01:28:42,988 (eerie music) 1512 01:28:46,158 --> 01:28:49,537 (objects clattering) 1513 01:28:49,829 --> 01:28:52,623 (glass crunching) 1514 01:28:57,169 --> 01:28:59,588 (dramatic music) 1515 01:29:03,843 --> 01:29:06,470 (ethereal music) 1516 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:16,063 (ethereal music continues) 1517 01:29:20,693 --> 01:29:24,154 - [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Dear Onyx, if you are reading this, 1518 01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,615 I know things must seem pretty grim. 1519 01:29:27,867 --> 01:29:30,452 It looks as though you are all alone 1520 01:29:30,744 --> 01:29:34,623 facing something insurmountable. 1521 01:29:34,915 --> 01:29:38,419 But I assure you, that isn't the case. 1522 01:29:38,711 --> 01:29:43,549 We, your friends, are with you. 1523 01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,969 The prophecy of the Fortuitous One is clear. 1524 01:29:47,261 --> 01:29:50,264 If the souls are collected underneath the blood moon, 1525 01:29:50,556 --> 01:29:53,601 a portal will open leading directly 1526 01:29:53,893 --> 01:29:55,853 to Abaddon's lair in hell. 1527 01:29:57,396 --> 01:30:00,316 If the Fortuitous One throws themselves into the pit, 1528 01:30:00,608 --> 01:30:03,652 they will not only be reborn from beyond, 1529 01:30:03,944 --> 01:30:06,822 they will also have the power to reanimate 1530 01:30:07,114 --> 01:30:10,326 the ones who have perished by the Knife of Dagon. 1531 01:30:11,869 --> 01:30:15,414 All of this must be done under the gaze of the blood moon, 1532 01:30:15,706 --> 01:30:18,959 lasting only 300 seconds. 1533 01:30:21,670 --> 01:30:23,714 That's five minutes. - Got it. 1534 01:30:24,006 --> 01:30:24,924 (dramatic music) (Mack grunts) 1535 01:30:25,215 --> 01:30:26,634 - Ade due Damballa. 1536 01:30:28,177 --> 01:30:31,096 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1537 01:30:31,388 --> 01:30:32,681 Ade due Damballa. 1538 01:30:34,266 --> 01:30:36,852 Give me the power, I beg of you! 1539 01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:39,813 Ade due Damballa. 1540 01:30:42,524 --> 01:30:46,528 Give me the power- ♪ Somewhere ♪ 1541 01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:49,365 ♪ Out there ♪ 1542 01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:54,203 (knife slams) (Mack screams) 1543 01:30:54,495 --> 01:30:56,872 - [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Onyx, I cannot say whether or not 1544 01:30:57,164 --> 01:30:59,458 you are the one the prophecy speaks of. 1545 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:02,878 That could not be determined by my studies. 1546 01:31:03,170 --> 01:31:06,256 You must search within yourself 1547 01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:09,009 and find what you know in your heart to be true. 1548 01:31:10,344 --> 01:31:13,347 However, if you are not the Fortuitous One 1549 01:31:13,639 --> 01:31:15,724 and you throw yourself into the hell mouth, 1550 01:31:16,016 --> 01:31:19,269 you will burn alive as you fall for miles and miles, 1551 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,689 hurdling toward Abaddon's pit deep beneath 1552 01:31:21,981 --> 01:31:23,816 the Earth's surface, fully awake and aware 1553 01:31:24,108 --> 01:31:26,068 for the entirety of the fall. 1554 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:29,780 Then once arriving in his lair, undoubtedly face centuries 1555 01:31:30,072 --> 01:31:31,949 of torture at the hands of Abaddon 1556 01:31:32,241 --> 01:31:34,535 and his many demonic minions. 1557 01:31:34,827 --> 01:31:35,703 Good luck. 1558 01:31:37,830 --> 01:31:38,580 - Huh. 1559 01:31:40,958 --> 01:31:43,419 (dramatic music) 1560 01:31:46,213 --> 01:31:50,259 I have everything I need, huh? (dramatic music) 1561 01:31:53,262 --> 01:31:57,933 (ghouls snarling) (dramatic music) 1562 01:32:01,145 --> 01:32:02,354 - Patty slinger! 1563 01:32:05,315 --> 01:32:06,358 The time has come. 1564 01:32:08,277 --> 01:32:10,279 The blood moon blesses us 1565 01:32:11,697 --> 01:32:14,158 and Abaddon is waiting. 1566 01:32:16,577 --> 01:32:18,996 (ghoul wheezing) - Zee. 1567 01:32:20,664 --> 01:32:23,292 (dramatic music) 1568 01:32:25,711 --> 01:32:29,882 - No. Kneel and accept your fate. 1569 01:32:34,887 --> 01:32:36,722 Put your magic to some good use 1570 01:32:37,014 --> 01:32:39,183 and make this fool do as I say. 1571 01:32:42,436 --> 01:32:44,396 - Kneel in the name of Bartok. 1572 01:32:45,814 --> 01:32:48,692 (Onyx grunts) 1573 01:32:48,984 --> 01:32:51,195 - Now we can begin. 1574 01:32:52,613 --> 01:32:54,865 Father, hear me. 1575 01:32:55,157 --> 01:32:57,868 I have done as you have asked. 1576 01:32:59,036 --> 01:33:02,039 The talisman of souls is nearly full. 1577 01:33:02,331 --> 01:33:06,418 You have commanded, and I have obeyed. 1578 01:33:07,961 --> 01:33:12,549 With this final offering, we make way for Abaddon. 1579 01:33:18,138 --> 01:33:21,433 It's sad. For you, I mean. 1580 01:33:21,725 --> 01:33:26,313 But they're not really in there anymore. 1581 01:33:26,605 --> 01:33:28,315 They're in here. 1582 01:33:28,607 --> 01:33:31,193 (dramatic music) 1583 01:33:35,030 --> 01:33:38,075 Do you know how I know 1584 01:33:38,367 --> 01:33:41,829 you aren't the Fortuitous One, Marcus? 1585 01:33:42,788 --> 01:33:46,750 Because you don't impress me. 1586 01:33:47,876 --> 01:33:52,798 (knife slams) (Onyx groaning) 1587 01:33:53,924 --> 01:33:56,260 Farrah, the book. 1588 01:33:56,552 --> 01:33:59,138 (dramatic music) 1589 01:34:01,974 --> 01:34:03,058 Ade due Damballa. 1590 01:34:05,394 --> 01:34:08,147 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1591 01:34:08,438 --> 01:34:12,651 Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. 1592 01:34:12,943 --> 01:34:14,027 Ade due Damballa. 1593 01:34:16,238 --> 01:34:19,283 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1594 01:34:19,575 --> 01:34:22,244 Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. 1595 01:34:24,788 --> 01:34:26,206 Ade due Damballa. 1596 01:34:28,667 --> 01:34:31,253 Give me the power, I beg of you! 1597 01:34:33,255 --> 01:34:35,841 Secoise entienne mais pois de morte! 1598 01:34:39,970 --> 01:34:41,930 Rise, Abaddon! Come to me! 1599 01:34:43,849 --> 01:34:44,892 Give me power! 1600 01:34:47,269 --> 01:34:49,897 (dramatic music) 1601 01:34:54,151 --> 01:34:55,194 - Hey, Bartok! 1602 01:34:56,570 --> 01:34:57,988 I just wanted to tell you something real quick 1603 01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:00,073 before all my soul goo is gone. 1604 01:35:01,575 --> 01:35:03,243 Hey, I just wanted to say (indistinct whispering). 1605 01:35:07,539 --> 01:35:08,790 - What? 1606 01:35:09,082 --> 01:35:10,626 I was just trying to tell you (whispers indistinctly). 1607 01:35:15,214 --> 01:35:18,175 - What are you saying, patty slinger? 1608 01:35:19,718 --> 01:35:21,803 - Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's crystals at all. (chuckles) 1609 01:35:22,095 --> 01:35:24,139 It's an ultra green pumaman variant. 1610 01:35:24,431 --> 01:35:25,974 Surprised you didn't know that. 1611 01:35:26,266 --> 01:35:28,810 So I'm free to do whatever the fuck I want. 1612 01:35:29,102 --> 01:35:29,937 (head thuds) 1613 01:35:30,229 --> 01:35:33,357 (Bartok and Onyx groan) 1614 01:35:34,816 --> 01:35:37,778 Oh. Oh! 1615 01:35:38,070 --> 01:35:41,073 How deep does that hole go? 1616 01:35:43,242 --> 01:35:44,993 Well, here goes nothing. 1617 01:35:46,411 --> 01:35:48,705 (Onyx yells) 1618 01:35:53,585 --> 01:35:55,587 - My life's work! 1619 01:35:55,879 --> 01:35:58,131 Gone, in a flash, 1620 01:35:58,423 --> 01:36:01,593 because you wouldn't do as you were told. 1621 01:36:01,885 --> 01:36:03,679 You couldn't keep them in line. 1622 01:36:03,971 --> 01:36:05,013 You couldn't protect years 1623 01:36:07,099 --> 01:36:12,020 of my work for one fucking weekend! (sobs) 1624 01:36:13,563 --> 01:36:17,109 I've spent my life preparing for this one night. 1625 01:36:21,446 --> 01:36:23,824 (Bartok sobs) 1626 01:36:25,742 --> 01:36:27,411 - [Ghouls] Let him rise. 1627 01:36:29,579 --> 01:36:30,372 Let him rise. 1628 01:36:33,250 --> 01:36:34,209 Let him rise. 1629 01:36:36,545 --> 01:36:38,255 - What? - Let him rise. 1630 01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,550 - What? - Let him rise. 1631 01:36:43,468 --> 01:36:47,514 - What are they saying? Why are they saying that? 1632 01:36:47,806 --> 01:36:50,809 (flames crackling) 1633 01:36:57,566 --> 01:37:00,235 (triumphant music) 1634 01:37:09,828 --> 01:37:13,457 (triumphant music continues) 1635 01:37:19,296 --> 01:37:20,756 - I stand before you now not as the man you once 1636 01:37:21,048 --> 01:37:22,841 knew me to be, but as a man revivified, 1637 01:37:23,133 --> 01:37:24,843 no longer made of earthly flesh and bone, 1638 01:37:25,135 --> 01:37:26,595 but rather built of supernatural sinew 1639 01:37:26,887 --> 01:37:29,097 and metaphysical muscle, not unlike the genetic builds 1640 01:37:29,389 --> 01:37:30,849 of angels and demons that wage forever war 1641 01:37:31,141 --> 01:37:33,185 in opposing kingdoms, battling over the fates 1642 01:37:33,477 --> 01:37:35,520 of monsters and mites until both time and space 1643 01:37:35,812 --> 01:37:39,941 stretch to bleak nothingness and the stars refuse to expand. 1644 01:37:40,233 --> 01:37:42,069 But for what is this battle raging, you ask. 1645 01:37:42,361 --> 01:37:44,029 I dunno. What stands at the center? 1646 01:37:44,321 --> 01:37:45,989 To that I say my soul is at the center, 1647 01:37:46,281 --> 01:37:49,117 for I am Onyx the Fortuitous, slayer of the bright realm, 1648 01:37:49,409 --> 01:37:51,661 an altered warrior destined to return my friends' souls 1649 01:37:51,953 --> 01:37:55,499 to their bodies and seal this weeping hell portal thusly. 1650 01:37:55,791 --> 01:37:59,002 (majestic music) 1651 01:37:59,294 --> 01:38:03,298 I dunno. Being reborn is pretty cool. 1652 01:38:03,590 --> 01:38:06,426 (dramatic music) 1653 01:38:06,718 --> 01:38:09,471 (Bartok groans) 1654 01:38:11,348 --> 01:38:13,141 Not much time left! 1655 01:38:13,433 --> 01:38:16,353 Quick, ghoul buddies, single file. 1656 01:38:16,645 --> 01:38:19,439 (triumphant music) 1657 01:38:21,024 --> 01:38:24,194 - Farrah, please! (shovel thuds) 1658 01:38:24,486 --> 01:38:26,154 - Our Father was wrong to choose you. 1659 01:38:26,446 --> 01:38:29,116 His faith in foolish men never ceases to amaze me. 1660 01:38:29,408 --> 01:38:33,578 - Is this how you repay me after all I've done for you? 1661 01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:35,288 (ghouls gurgling) 1662 01:38:35,580 --> 01:38:36,748 - This is gonna feel weird at first, 1663 01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,209 but then it'll feel good 'cause you'll get your souls back. 1664 01:38:39,501 --> 01:38:42,212 (laughs) When in doubt, skewer it out. 1665 01:38:42,504 --> 01:38:47,342 (dramatic music) (ghouls yelling) 1666 01:38:48,301 --> 01:38:49,261 - What are you going to do? 1667 01:38:49,553 --> 01:38:52,889 Kill me? - No. Worse. 1668 01:38:53,181 --> 01:38:55,308 Klaatu barada nikto. 1669 01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,395 (ghouls groaning) 1670 01:39:00,147 --> 01:39:04,985 (blood squelching) (Bartok gurgles) 1671 01:39:06,153 --> 01:39:08,655 (ghouls moaning) 1672 01:39:09,948 --> 01:39:12,659 (ghoul yells) 1673 01:39:12,951 --> 01:39:13,910 I guess that's what you get for trusting 1674 01:39:14,202 --> 01:39:16,037 a psychic demon bitch. 1675 01:39:16,329 --> 01:39:18,874 (dramatic music) 1676 01:39:23,879 --> 01:39:24,880 - [Onyx] Hmm. 1677 01:39:26,423 --> 01:39:28,675 - Now's the time, Onyx, what I spoke about in your dreams. 1678 01:39:28,967 --> 01:39:30,051 - What? - Your destiny, 1679 01:39:30,343 --> 01:39:32,637 the way forward for you, for us. 1680 01:39:33,889 --> 01:39:37,476 - Woah! You mean like a sexy way forward? 1681 01:39:37,767 --> 01:39:39,561 - If the Fortuitous One joins with a demon, 1682 01:39:39,853 --> 01:39:41,605 they can take Abaddon's power and rule together 1683 01:39:41,897 --> 01:39:43,106 as kings and queens in hell. 1684 01:39:45,150 --> 01:39:47,736 - Uh, when you say join with a demon, you mean to like 1685 01:39:48,028 --> 01:39:48,904 get married? - Fuck. 1686 01:39:49,196 --> 01:39:50,447 - Oh, fuck. Okay, right, got it. 1687 01:39:50,739 --> 01:39:53,492 So reign with you in hell and leave my friends behind, 1688 01:39:53,783 --> 01:39:57,245 or stay here with them and be without my demon bride. 1689 01:39:57,537 --> 01:39:59,247 - I knew it was you all along. 1690 01:39:59,539 --> 01:40:00,999 I know you could feel me too, 1691 01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,709 guiding you, pulling you through. 1692 01:40:03,001 --> 01:40:04,211 Stay with me, Onyx. 1693 01:40:04,503 --> 01:40:05,504 Together, hell can be what we make of it. 1694 01:40:05,795 --> 01:40:08,381 Slave to no master, a kingdom of our very own. 1695 01:40:09,508 --> 01:40:10,258 - But- 1696 01:40:11,343 --> 01:40:14,429 (ghouls moaning) 1697 01:40:14,721 --> 01:40:16,056 My friends. 1698 01:40:16,348 --> 01:40:17,265 - This is our last chance, Onyx. 1699 01:40:17,557 --> 01:40:19,768 Be with me now or leave me and forever be my enemy. 1700 01:40:20,060 --> 01:40:22,729 (suspenseful music) 1701 01:40:23,021 --> 01:40:23,939 - I'm sorry, Farrah, 1702 01:40:25,357 --> 01:40:26,858 but I can't rule with you in hell. 1703 01:40:28,193 --> 01:40:29,236 My place is here. 1704 01:40:30,820 --> 01:40:32,364 With my-(dramatic music) 1705 01:40:32,656 --> 01:40:35,033 - With what? A band of losers, know nothings? 1706 01:40:35,325 --> 01:40:38,036 Is that what you want over loyalty and exaltation? 1707 01:40:38,328 --> 01:40:39,412 Then take your rightful place as the leader 1708 01:40:39,704 --> 01:40:41,998 of the forever forsaken ugly fuck-ups. 1709 01:40:43,416 --> 01:40:44,125 - Farrah! 1710 01:40:45,335 --> 01:40:46,461 - Farewell, Onyx the Fortuitous. 1711 01:40:46,753 --> 01:40:48,463 Until we meet again in your nightmares. 1712 01:40:49,464 --> 01:40:51,466 (Farrah growls) 1713 01:40:51,758 --> 01:40:54,302 (dramatic music) 1714 01:41:03,311 --> 01:41:06,356 - Ah, you're better off without her, Fortuitous One. 1715 01:41:07,524 --> 01:41:11,152 - Yeah, I think you're right. Oh, shit. 1716 01:41:11,444 --> 01:41:15,657 (laughs) Y'all transformed. That's fucking tight. 1717 01:41:15,949 --> 01:41:19,661 That is fu-, that's, that's tight (laughs) 1718 01:41:19,953 --> 01:41:21,871 Yeah. And he's dead. 1719 01:41:24,207 --> 01:41:27,210 (liquid squelches) - [All] Aw. Huh. 1720 01:41:27,502 --> 01:41:30,380 (knocking) - (laughs) Hello? 1721 01:41:32,173 --> 01:41:34,134 Oh, come on. Oh, you're so bad. 1722 01:41:35,343 --> 01:41:37,846 - Welcome to Briardale Manor. 1723 01:41:39,848 --> 01:41:41,141 - The fuck? 1724 01:41:41,433 --> 01:41:42,350 (kids laughing) 1725 01:41:42,642 --> 01:41:46,062 - (laughs) Ah, the children. (laughs) 1726 01:41:49,399 --> 01:41:52,110 This is our room of focus and meditation. 1727 01:41:52,402 --> 01:41:54,321 Currently our resident witch is using it to hone 1728 01:41:54,613 --> 01:41:57,157 their newfound insights and skills. 1729 01:41:59,117 --> 01:41:59,826 - Hey. 1730 01:42:02,370 --> 01:42:03,079 - Hi. 1731 01:42:05,248 --> 01:42:06,583 - This is the study. 1732 01:42:06,875 --> 01:42:10,170 Here, you'll find volumes upon volumes of satanic writings. 1733 01:42:10,462 --> 01:42:11,796 If you've got a thirst for knowledge, 1734 01:42:12,088 --> 01:42:15,008 it can be quenched within these walls. 1735 01:42:17,510 --> 01:42:20,221 (Mr. Duke grunts) 1736 01:42:22,265 --> 01:42:24,559 But here is where we'll take our lunch. 1737 01:42:24,851 --> 01:42:26,394 A place set for everyone. 1738 01:42:27,812 --> 01:42:31,399 Ah, I'm being summoned. Excusez moi. 1739 01:42:31,691 --> 01:42:34,152 (bright music) 1740 01:42:36,529 --> 01:42:37,947 (Nancy chuckles) 1741 01:42:38,239 --> 01:42:40,659 (bright music) 1742 01:42:40,950 --> 01:42:42,410 I'd be honored. 1743 01:42:53,713 --> 01:42:55,507 - Oh, Mr. Duke. 1744 01:42:56,341 --> 01:42:58,426 - Wonderful. (laughs) 1745 01:43:04,516 --> 01:43:05,308 (all gasping) 1746 01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:10,438 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1747 01:43:11,314 --> 01:43:13,400 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1748 01:43:13,692 --> 01:43:16,319 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1749 01:43:16,611 --> 01:43:18,029 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1750 01:43:18,321 --> 01:43:20,407 - He's your kid, not mine. 1751 01:43:20,699 --> 01:43:21,199 (all laughing) 1752 01:43:21,491 --> 01:43:23,118 ♪ No I won't do that ♪ 1753 01:43:24,953 --> 01:43:26,287 - I love dancing! 1754 01:43:26,579 --> 01:43:28,373 Dancing gets you loose! 1755 01:43:40,844 --> 01:43:44,347 - When? When do we get our revenge? 1756 01:43:45,557 --> 01:43:48,351 - Soon. But we must have patience. 1757 01:43:48,643 --> 01:43:50,437 We must wait until the time is right. 1758 01:43:51,813 --> 01:43:55,817 And when it is, we make his life a living hell. 1759 01:43:57,152 --> 01:43:59,487 Understand? - Yes, master. 1760 01:43:59,779 --> 01:44:01,614 As you wish, master. 1761 01:44:04,576 --> 01:44:09,456 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1762 01:44:10,206 --> 01:44:12,500 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1763 01:44:12,792 --> 01:44:16,212 ♪ I would to anything for love ♪ 1764 01:44:16,504 --> 01:44:20,216 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1765 01:44:20,508 --> 01:44:22,218 ♪ No I won't do that ♪ 1766 01:44:32,812 --> 01:44:35,690 (music continues) 1767 01:44:49,829 --> 01:44:52,665 (music continues) 1768 01:45:08,056 --> 01:45:10,892 (music continues) 1769 01:45:17,774 --> 01:45:22,487 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1770 01:45:22,779 --> 01:45:25,615 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1771 01:45:25,907 --> 01:45:29,410 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1772 01:45:29,702 --> 01:45:33,248 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1773 01:45:33,540 --> 01:45:35,625 ♪ No I won't do that ♪ 1774 01:45:38,711 --> 01:45:41,381 (dramatic music) 1775 01:45:45,510 --> 01:45:47,929 (mellow music) 1776 01:45:57,730 --> 01:46:00,942 (mellow music continues) 1777 01:46:08,908 --> 01:46:10,243 - Maybe I'm not Mark who works at Arby's. 1778 01:46:10,535 --> 01:46:13,204 Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous, slayer of the bright realm. 1779 01:46:13,496 --> 01:46:14,372 I dunno. 1780 01:46:14,664 --> 01:46:15,790 I do hope his eyes gaze upon me 1781 01:46:16,082 --> 01:46:18,293 and that my allegiance is recognized, I dunno. 1782 01:46:18,585 --> 01:46:21,212 Notice me, Senpai, notice me. 1783 01:46:21,504 --> 01:46:24,340 No, I didn't wash my shirt in between shifts, Masha. 1784 01:46:24,632 --> 01:46:25,758 So what if I smell like roast beef? 1785 01:46:26,050 --> 01:46:27,886 This whole place smells like roast beef. 1786 01:46:28,177 --> 01:46:29,554 As I stared into the darkened void, 1787 01:46:29,846 --> 01:46:31,431 imagining the hordes of devils soon to spring forth, 1788 01:46:31,723 --> 01:46:33,057 I couldn't help but ponder, 1789 01:46:34,225 --> 01:46:35,476 how deep does that hole go? 1790 01:46:37,979 --> 01:46:39,230 I was sitting on the orange velvet couch 1791 01:46:39,522 --> 01:46:41,482 watching "Catteries Not Included" when suddenly 1792 01:46:41,774 --> 01:46:43,735 an arousingly confident Gadget Hackwrench appeared 1793 01:46:44,027 --> 01:46:45,320 and asked for my help in fixing 1794 01:46:45,612 --> 01:46:47,030 the ever-beleaguered Screaming Eagle. 1795 01:46:47,322 --> 01:46:49,115 I don't know. I acquiesced. 1796 01:46:49,407 --> 01:46:51,618 And as I handed her the hog ring pliers, her fuzzy digits 1797 01:46:51,910 --> 01:46:56,372 grazed mine, and in that moment, truly, I was woke. 1798 01:46:57,916 --> 01:46:59,751 But with one last look of a warrior's accord, we vaulted, 1799 01:47:00,043 --> 01:47:01,294 vaulted higher than Meat Loaf's motorcycle 1800 01:47:01,586 --> 01:47:03,755 bursting through the devilish graveyard's stony sod, 1801 01:47:04,047 --> 01:47:05,590 and just like the Loaf, we soared. 1802 01:47:05,882 --> 01:47:08,217 And just like the Loaf, we sang. 1803 01:47:08,509 --> 01:47:09,636 ♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪ 1804 01:47:09,928 --> 01:47:13,514 ♪ I'll be gone when the ♪ morning comes ♪ 1805 01:47:13,806 --> 01:47:16,059 ♪ When the night is over, ♪ like a bat outta hell ♪ 1806 01:47:16,351 --> 01:47:19,812 ♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪ 1807 01:47:21,856 --> 01:47:24,317 (mellow music) 1808 01:47:34,077 --> 01:47:37,372 (mellow music continues) 1809 01:47:42,377 --> 01:47:44,879 (bright music) 1810 01:47:54,597 --> 01:47:57,892 (bright music continues) 1811 01:48:07,777 --> 01:48:10,363 (intense music) 1812 01:48:20,206 --> 01:48:23,584 (intense music continues) 1813 01:48:33,469 --> 01:48:36,848 (intense music continues) 1814 01:48:47,483 --> 01:48:50,111 (ethereal music) 1815 01:49:00,121 --> 01:49:03,541 (ethereal music continues) 1816 01:49:11,549 --> 01:49:14,969 (ethereal music continues) 1817 01:49:17,889 --> 01:49:20,516 (majestic music) 1818 01:49:30,443 --> 01:49:33,946 (majestic music continues) 1819 01:49:43,956 --> 01:49:47,418 (majestic music continues) 1820 01:49:56,886 --> 01:50:00,348 (majestic music continues) 1821 01:50:14,237 --> 01:50:16,322 (no audio)