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‪一大早就这样 搞什么?

2
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‪真是不可思议!

3
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‪那个混蛋杂工在我的硬木地板上撒尿

4
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‪这可是欧洲橡木 王八蛋!

5
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‪“你丈夫在家吗?”

6
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‪不在!我在家 去你妈的!

7
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‪给人吹箫的臭狗屎

8
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‪他妈的别叫了!

9
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‪我好不容易才把家里装修好

10
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‪看看这个

11
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‪老天啊 臭死了

12
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‪(车牌查找 马上搜索)

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‪(搜索结果可能包括:丹尼尔周)

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‪(杂工 丹尼尔周)

15
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‪(咨询周氏建筑服务公司)

16
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‪喂?

17
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‪你知不知道自己惹到什么人了?

18
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‪你这没用、可耻的小人!

19
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‪-我要...
‪-行了 泼妇

20
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‪这里是周氏建筑服务公司

21
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‪丹尼现在接不了电话...

22
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‪宝贝?

23
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‪怎么了?

24
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‪怒呛人生

25
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‪活着的喜悦

26
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‪你还记得让我路怒的那个人吗?

27
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‪原来是个女人

28
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‪有时人会在低谷中触底反弹

29
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‪我听不清

30
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{\an8}‪(如果你需要一个毫无技术的
‪无能杂工!)

31
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{\an8}‪“对了 他在我家卫生间到处撒尿
‪一星评价” 搞什么?

32
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‪(我没见过这女人
‪尖叫网快把这条评论撤了)

33
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‪人生是如此宝贵

34
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‪不能虚度 你必须行动起来

35
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‪你要是饿了 就吃块牛排

36
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‪如果你想让阳光照拂脸庞
‪它就在那里

37
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‪看到喜欢的东西
‪弟弟 你要努力去追求

38
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‪你得拿到掌控权

39
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‪我掌握着呢

40
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‪是吗?

41
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‪那你有什么计划?

42
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‪我要去拉个屎 然后玩玩球

43
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‪不是这种 而是你的人生

44
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‪就现在

45
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‪关于你宝贵的人生 你有什么计划?

46
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‪等你把我的密码改回来

47
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‪我就会成为一个数字货币百万富翁
‪和我的朋友游遍全球

48
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‪好吧 你的朋友们

49
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‪那你和你的朋友准备做什么?
‪你朋友有什么计划?

50
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‪很简单 三笔十速交易 一千赚一万

51
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‪一万赚十万

52
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‪十万赚一百万 就成了

53
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‪你只是不停地往高了说数字

54
00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:05,811
‪那你有什么计划?

55
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‪这块牛排烤得太过头了

56
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‪“管道活很烂 口气难闻!”

57
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‪亲爱的 怎么能让你清理
‪别的男人的尿?

58
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‪你不可能知道
‪其他人生活中遇到了什么难事

59
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‪他可能膀胱有毛病

60
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‪什么?

61
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‪不然他为什么尿在地板上?

62
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‪你惹他生气了吗?

63
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‪-你为什么假定是我的错?
‪-我没有

64
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‪但有时候 你确实让人觉得有点冷漠

65
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‪乔治 他是笑着逃走了

66
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‪好吧
‪愤怒只是一种转瞬即逝的意识状态

67
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‪最好算了吧 他已经走了

68
00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:56,612
‪如果花八十美元
‪就能在网上查到他的住址

69
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‪你想做什么?带着你的枪去找他?

70
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‪不...当然不是 我...

71
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‪乔治

72
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‪他进入我们家
‪践踏了我们神圣的场所

73
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‪你难道不想...

74
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‪我说不好 去...

75
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‪过去找他说点什么吗?

76
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‪果断一点?

77
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‪他不喜欢你是日本裔

78
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‪你确定就是这个地址吗?

79
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‪这也说得通
‪他看起来就不像是有房一族

80
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‪你不会还乐在其中吧?

81
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‪乔治!过来

82
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‪你看

83
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‪我一眼就能看出 那是个亚裔后脑勺

84
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‪见鬼

85
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‪好吧

86
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‪你想先和他谈谈吗?既然你俩见过

87
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‪-不...
‪-你们好啊 小情侣

88
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‪我给你们介绍下这里最好的套房?

89
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‪不用担心 其他的我什么都不问

90
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‪对不起 我们不是想住宿

91
00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,611
‪我们在找一个叫丹尼周的人

92
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‪-谁?
‪-他是一个韩国裔

93
00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,991
‪有种油腔滑调的感觉

94
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‪开一辆红色卡车

95
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‪-是那家的儿子
‪-好

96
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‪我差不多一年前
‪从周家接手的这旅馆

97
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‪一对上了年纪的韩国夫妇
‪待人有点居高临下

98
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‪-听起来就是他们
‪-艾米

99
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‪他们经营不下去了 因为一次警突袭

100
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‪有人在这里卖违禁品

101
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‪哎呀 那真是让人遗憾

102
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‪但那个儿子...他人不太行 对吧?

103
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‪不错的丰田皮卡 哪年的?

104
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‪2004年款

105
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‪-就差一年 你就能赶上升级版了
‪-老版更皮实

106
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‪而且这是四座款 前轮驱动 V6引擎

107
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‪我错了

108
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‪喂 谢谢你让我把东西存这里

109
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‪没事 兄弟 不客气

110
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‪你借我的那笔钱...

111
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{\an8}‪再次谢谢你

112
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‪我得晚点还你了 可以吗?

113
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‪为什么?

114
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‪还记得我跟你说的那次路怒吧?

115
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‪记得

116
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‪原来是个女人

117
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‪-你打女人了?
‪-没有

118
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‪-这可不行
‪-没有 我谁都没打

119
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‪好吗?我就...

120
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{\an8}‪我在她卫生间里撒尿来着
‪现在她不断发负面评论

121
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{\an8}‪弄得我都没生意了

122
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{\an8}‪她性感吗?好不好看?

123
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‪她是卡拉巴萨斯的一个有钱婊子

124
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‪可能整天都待在家里

125
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‪吃着法棍面包和果酱 或者其他什么

126
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‪让那个婊子见鬼去吧

127
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‪-不用着急还钱
‪-真的吗?

128
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‪我们是一家人
‪你把车先转到我名下就行了

129
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‪帮我一把 迈开腿

130
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‪好的

131
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‪你应该关了现在的公司 重新开一家

132
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‪我不能申请新的营业执照

133
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‪你可以的 很容易

134
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‪用其他人的名字就行了 用我的

135
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,092
‪好的 我会考虑一下

136
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,470
‪箱子里装了什么?这么沉

137
00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,471
‪笔记本电脑电池

138
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‪我在釜山有个朋友 让我批发价拿货

139
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‪好吧

140
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‪和汽车旅馆那事不一样

141
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‪完全合法 我付了关税什么的

142
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‪是啊 当然不一样

143
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‪可恶

144
00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,953
‪你觉得是他们干的吗?

145
00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,289
‪他们还只是孩子

146
00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,256
‪亲爱的 你从没换过轮胎吗?

147
00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:46,425
‪你换过吗?

148
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‪小琼马上就要放学了

149
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‪-是啊 都怪你
‪-四十美元 我给你们换!

150
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‪你有现金吗?

151
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,656
‪你用吧 兄弟

152
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‪老天

153
00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:15,287
‪你躺下的时候

154
00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,872
‪一定要收紧背部

155
00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,832
‪然后还要激活你的核心...

156
00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,792
‪好的

157
00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,921
‪我昨天练了胸 所以...

158
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‪我一直在想 这也许有点离谱 但...

159
00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:35,516
‪我觉得我们兄弟应该一起开一家

160
00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,560
‪-新的承包公司
‪-为什么?

161
00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:40,604
‪你每天总是说我懒

162
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,191
‪我是爱之深责之切
‪你准备好挺身而出了 我能看出来

163
00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,694
‪你是说真的吗?

164
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:47,611
‪是啊

165
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,197
‪我知道你热衷于加密货币

166
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,866
‪我会把你的密码改回来

167
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,327
‪但要先有本金才能赚钱 对吧?

168
00:08:57,288 --> 00:09:00,082
‪如果我们这么做
‪你真的会听我的吗?

169
00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:01,500
‪真的

170
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,918
‪因为我有很多想法

171
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,170
‪是的 我们是团队 你有什么主意?

172
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,381
‪周氏兄弟公司

173
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,633
‪太完美了 兄弟

174
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,553
‪-周氏兄弟公司 完美 真的
‪-周氏兄弟公司

175
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,930
‪好 我现在就去准备文件

176
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,516
‪我要把公司注册在你的名下 好吧?

177
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:18,726
‪行

178
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:22,771
‪我要将橙县的韩国裔作为目标客户

179
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,940
‪什么?橙县的韩国裔 我们都不认识

180
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,193
‪维罗妮卡不是搬到橙县了吗?

181
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,112
‪我和她的关系很微妙

182
00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:33,907
‪都二十年前的事了 她肯定不在意了

183
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:38,203
‪维罗妮卡和我在2008年和2011年
‪谈过两次恋爱 好吧?

184
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,581
‪-就是最近的事
‪-我以为是她甩了你

185
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,042
‪-就在她考上加州大学尔湾分校时
‪-谁告诉你的?

186
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:44,918
‪是我甩了她

187
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,796
‪她不是在加州大学尔湾分校
‪认识她丈夫的吗?

188
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,799
‪伙计 你花的时间太久了

189
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‪加油吧

190
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,679
‪我一向喜欢维罗妮卡

191
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,516
‪-她教会了我读书
‪-我当时没准备好

192
00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:03,520
‪我必须先成就事业 再组建家庭

193
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,481
‪而且我还要照顾你小子

194
00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,109
‪橙县肯定是正确决策

195
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,527
‪这件事你就信我吧

196
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,495
‪娜奥米 非常感谢你能过来

197
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,246
‪琼今天超级不开心

198
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,623
‪没关系 应该的

199
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,208
‪乔治特别生气

200
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,168
‪我害他接琼迟到了 然后...

201
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,295
‪她打了一个老师

202
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,382
‪是的 他们说她是失调儿童

203
00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:32,800
‪-我的老天
‪-是啊

204
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,010
‪不要因此而自责

205
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,721
‪依奇把我们邻居的狗咬了

206
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,556
‪-不会吧
‪-是啊

207
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,558
‪一般都是狗咬人 对吧?

208
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,354
‪我们应该经常这样聊聊
‪我们住得这么近

209
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,898
‪是啊 是应该多聊聊 我很乐意

210
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,609
‪真不敢相信我们是通过乔丹娜
‪才认识的

211
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,195
‪老天 确实如此 是吧?太离谱了

212
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,699
‪嘿 你觉得如果我因为琼

213
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,493
‪和她重新安排会议时间
‪她会不会生气?

214
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,204
‪不会的 你也没有其他办法啊

215
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:07,543
‪但说真的 这话就咱俩说说
‪别和她说是因为家庭原因

216
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,920
‪我会说工作有紧急情况

217
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,588
‪好的 幸亏你告诉我

218
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,092
‪是啊 和我嫂子说话一定要小心谨慎

219
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,345
‪你如果需要建议
‪随时可以打电话问我

220
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,056
‪娜奥米 非常感谢

221
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,309
‪我真的需要达成这笔交易

222
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,062
‪-这是真心话 懂吧?
‪-老天 我懂

223
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,690
‪最近我一直情绪紧张...

224
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,150
‪老天 我真羡慕你

225
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:35,237
‪能一整天陪着依奇 那感觉肯定很好

226
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,823
‪是啊!确实挺棒的...

227
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,035
‪但我也不是整天闲在家里

228
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:46,832
‪-是的 当然 我不是...
‪-我有自己的非盈利组织 还得写作

229
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,584
‪乔丹娜会时不时地

230
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,503
‪-找我咨询经营建议
‪-我听她说过 是的 我...

231
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,255
‪-需要应付的事还挺多的
‪-是的

232
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:57,176
‪乔丹娜兴致一上来
‪就不停地给我发消息

233
00:11:57,176 --> 00:12:00,679
‪我们会聊股票、聊全渠道零售...

234
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,015
‪最近我给她发了这段视频

235
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:06,059
‪你在友邻上看到那个路怒视频没?

236
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,688
‪-那是个手机应用吗?
‪-老天 你看看

237
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,357
‪这也太不可思议了

238
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,363
‪我就是不明白
‪这些人为什么会那么愤怒

239
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,326
‪其实 我觉得大多数人都不明白...

240
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,996
‪愤怒只是一种转瞬即逝的意识状态

241
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:27,873
‪我喜欢这句话

242
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,043
‪艾米 你太聪明了

243
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,838
‪我说真的呢
‪怪不得乔丹娜那么喜欢你

244
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,344
‪维罗妮卡 我只是想说

245
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:44,806
‪我们一起长大 彼此知根知底
‪你信任我们 是吧?

246
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:50,395
‪我们做维护、翻新、油漆、庭院工程
‪室内工程 什么都干

247
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,480
‪只要你有需要

248
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,397
‪我们都能做

249
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,274
‪是吧 丹尼?

250
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,152
‪是啊 我是勾缝王

251
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,487
‪我们也可以勾缝

252
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,697
‪那你们好厉害

253
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,741
‪是啊 我听说勾缝挺难的

254
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,788
‪你们有什么需要我们做的事情吗?

255
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,414
‪对

256
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,168
‪我觉得家里暂时没有什么问题

257
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,421
‪但如果有问题了
‪我们肯定给你们打电话

258
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,299
‪如果你们经常过来的话
‪可以去我们的教堂看看

259
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,218
‪埃德温是唱诗班的主唱

260
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,719
‪那可真不错

261
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,555
‪我们不去教堂了 但...

262
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,182
‪我们...我们有时候还会去

263
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,434
‪好啊 顺便来看看

264
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,686
‪人越多越好

265
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,396
‪给你

266
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,983
‪还记得我们老教堂
‪那架总出问题的投影仪吗?

267
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,861
‪老天 那时的我们太不一样了

268
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,116
‪-我都记得
‪-我也记得

269
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,289
‪(打给我 急事)

270
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:53,292
‪不好意思 我得去打个电话 很快就好

271
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,045
‪我们的朋友埃丝特
‪正好在抱怨她家下水管

272
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,673
‪什么事?

273
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,259
‪没什么 我就刚拉了泡屎

274
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,052
‪正在往后背抹可的松

275
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,346
‪你短信上写着“急事”

276
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,181
‪该死 对 我是发了这个

277
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:12,019
‪你还记得住在汽车旅馆的
‪那个查德吗?

278
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,270
‪记得

279
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,732
‪他现在还住那里 过得一团糟

280
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:17,983
‪他应该得了痛风

281
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,735
‪好吧

282
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,111
‪所以呢?

283
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,948
‪你听好了
‪于是我借给了他一些钱去买药

284
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,034
‪但我认为他没把钱用在药上

285
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,912
‪-你到底想说什么?
‪-我马上就说到了

286
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,123
‪天啊 我们就不能放松下来
‪时不时地闲聊一下吗?

287
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,876
‪我们总是在闲聊 每次都是

288
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:39,880
‪好吧 行 他说有一对亚裔夫妇在找你

289
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,256
‪看起来是有钱人

290
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,967
‪这婊子到底找我要干嘛?

291
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,720
‪她有房子 有孩子 我有什么?

292
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,680
‪兄弟!你有的也不少啊

293
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,474
‪你有我 你有自己的卡车

294
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,351
‪严格来说 那车现在是我的

295
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,394
‪好吧 行 没事

296
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,230
‪-谢谢你给我报信
‪-没事 不用谢

297
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,316
‪-我得挂了
‪-随时联系我

298
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:13,747
‪谁发消息了?

299
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,541
‪可能就是垃圾信息

300
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,919
‪我来帮你吧 转过来

301
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,087
‪不用了 我可以的

302
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,755
‪我愿意帮你

303
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,591
‪让你依赖上我 你就走不掉了

304
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,135
‪我会系领带

305
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,055
‪乔治 拜托 你还为之前的事生气吗?

306
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,724
‪没有 就让我自己系领带吧

307
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,894
‪我去看看琼

308
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:36,853
‪好吧

309
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,861
‪我决定不打领带了

310
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,158
‪你听好

311
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,244
‪我是个很危险的人

312
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:57,666
‪你只是一个无聊的郊区家庭主妇
‪对生活毫无追求 好吧?

313
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,503
‪你肯定对自己
‪毫无建树的一生感到狂怒

314
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,755
‪你肯定有过宏伟的梦想
‪觉得一切皆有可能

315
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,673
‪(创建用户名)

316
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,590
‪然后眨眼间

317
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,635
‪你就被现在这种
‪你并不想要的生活困住了

318
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,096
‪你什么都有 但内心空虚

319
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,224
‪你觉得力不从心 你想夺回控制权

320
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:18,020
‪你猜怎么着
‪你夺不走我的控制权 好吗?

321
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,647
‪我凶猛强悍!谁都别想惹我!

322
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,232
‪只能我给你添堵!

323
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:26,194
‪所以别再惹我 离我远点
‪否则让你好看

324
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,362
‪你听懂了吗?

325
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,114
‪这是我对你最后的警告

326
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:32,492
‪还是别让我爆发 绝对不要!

327
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:09,905
‪(经营一家大型无能建筑公司
‪是什么感觉?)

328
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,331
‪这他妈是谁?

329
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,502
‪-我很高兴维罗妮卡让你们过来
‪-不客气 埃丝特

330
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,420
‪你们是橙县人吗?

331
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,465
‪不 我们在圣贝纳迪诺郊外长大

332
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,634
‪我父母在狂潮水上乐园附近
‪经营一家汽车旅馆

333
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,385
‪不错 那里的生意一定很好

334
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,805
‪我出生之前确实挺好的

335
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,557
‪后来飓风港乐园开始营业 于是...

336
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,643
‪这两个地方我都没去过

337
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,895
‪我们应该去逛逛 飓风港乐园如何?

338
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,731
‪听说很刺激 有个禁忌塔穿越

339
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,984
‪有一个向上的入口 三个向下的出口
‪你不知道会从哪里出来

340
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,611
‪有点像我的生活

341
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,447
‪总之 我也做投资 这就是我的副业

342
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,032
‪如果你需要投资建议...

343
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,286
‪-我马上回来
‪-好的

344
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,374
‪-你完事了?
‪-如果你帮我一把

345
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,376
‪而不是和客户调情 早就好了

346
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,253
‪老兄 这个叫客户服务

347
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,422
‪工作时别发消息

348
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,926
‪-是谁?
‪-她叫凯拉

349
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,678
‪她挺带劲吧?

350
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,805
‪这是个机器人

351
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,723
‪你才是机器人

352
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:29,151
{\an8}‪(你是机器人吗?)

353
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,361
{\an8}‪(不是 你是吗?)

354
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,618
‪(椅子 六十五年)

355
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,455
‪1979年夏天我们结婚后

356
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,626
‪中井对负面空间有了深刻的认识

357
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:52,424
‪他爱上了虚空和物质之间的相互作用

358
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,842
‪顺理成章地

359
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,594
‪这把椅子的弧度

360
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,597
‪是按照我自己背部的轮廓建模的

361
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,682
‪-太棒了
‪-好神奇

362
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,935
‪富美 我们很感激你能借出
‪这把月亮椅

363
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,771
‪我很想让你看看我们的其他作品

364
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,153
‪这把椅子真是来历不凡 是吧?

365
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,822
‪乔丹娜 非常感谢你能来参加

366
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,158
‪谢谢你的邀请 这是谁呀?

367
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,202
‪这是小琼 琼 打个招呼

368
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,829
‪好吧 希望随着年龄的增长
‪能变得更有礼貌

369
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:27,167
‪告诉我
‪这个故事是真的还是编出来的?

370
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,752
‪不好意思 你说什么?

371
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,297
‪我们都知道 精彩的故事能提高价格

372
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,177
‪我有我妈裸体坐在模具上的照片

373
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,220
‪真的吗?

374
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,690
‪多少钱?

375
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,317
‪这个不卖

376
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,693
‪乔治?

377
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,572
‪肯定可以定个价格的

378
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,408
‪对不起 这我必须婉拒

379
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:04,663
‪乔治 就别玩欲迎还拒的把戏了

380
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:05,956
‪十万美元

381
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:06,957
‪怎么样?

382
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,335
‪不行 没门的 乔丹娜

383
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,173
‪这个展览很棒

384
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,551
‪非常感谢你的邀请 但我该走了 拜拜

385
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,054
‪乔丹娜 我以为我们能多聊聊

386
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,389
‪谈谈那笔交易?

387
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,475
‪但我真的需要去
‪参加我朋友的乔迁庆宴

388
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,769
‪是在尼泊尔 所以...

389
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,479
‪再见

390
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,404
‪嘿!干杯 弟弟!

391
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,739
‪祝我们能充分利用余下的人生!

392
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,742
‪喂 我说了干杯!

393
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,084
‪嘿 等你四五十岁了

394
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,045
‪就会想回家和自己的妻子
‪一起做泡菜

395
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,798
‪也许我想等她回家
‪和我一起做芝士焗鸡排呢

396
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,967
‪什么?

397
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,512
‪我想等她回家 给她做芝士焗鸡排!

398
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,891
‪你现在和白人女孩胡搞没什么问题

399
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,853
‪但等你想安顿下来时
‪还是要听爸妈的话

400
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,439
‪娶个韩国裔好女孩回家 懂吗?

401
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,358
‪你觉得他们希望自己的孙辈
‪用圆圆的大眼睛

402
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,444
‪像昆虫一样抬头看他们吗?

403
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,947
‪你花了太多时间
‪遵守那些专横的规矩

404
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,033
‪你在说什么怪话?

405
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,618
‪“我必须先成就事业 再组建家庭”

406
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,289
‪“我得听爸妈的话
‪娶一个韩国裔好女孩回家”

407
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,249
‪哥 你能不能...

408
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,375
‪好好过自己的日子

409
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,669
‪我在过日子啊

410
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:37,839
‪好吧

411
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,814
‪你不是让我果断一点吗?

412
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,815
‪是的 但不是现在

413
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,318
‪这事关数百万美元

414
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,987
‪她还没给我发投资意向书呢

415
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,199
‪生活中有很多比钱更重要的东西

416
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,494
‪我花了两年时间撮合这笔交易

417
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,829
‪我希望你至少能帮我一把

418
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,831
‪-你说什么?
‪-对

419
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,125
‪我帮忙了 我一直在帮助你

420
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:18,588
‪你好像根本意识不到
‪我现在有多焦头烂额

421
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,673
‪我为这个家天天拼命

422
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,217
‪我也是啊

423
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,470
‪-那些花瓶不会凭空冒出来
‪-但它们挣不来钱

424
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,680
‪你脑子只有金钱

425
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,891
‪三句话不离钱

426
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:33,061
‪乔治 我们成长环境不同 好吗?

427
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,231
‪你有没有意识到 只有有钱人才会说

428
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,233
‪钱不重要?

429
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:41,319
‪佛陀之所以能成为佛陀
‪首先因为他是王子 好吧?

430
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,113
‪他有能放弃的东西

431
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,865
‪如果金钱会离间我们的关系
‪那我可以放弃

432
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,200
‪我们不能放弃

433
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,286
‪因为你爸爸留给我们的东西
‪就只有那些桌子和椅子

434
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,956
‪这就是场椅子的庆典

435
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,041
‪嗨 妈咪!

436
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,422
‪我希望你有时能收拾一下洗碗机

437
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,591
‪我都快没时间用那些盘子碗吃饭了

438
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,928
‪宝贝 这只需要五分钟
‪或者我们可以一起来

439
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:10,056
{\an8}‪-放点音乐 当成一种乐趣...
‪-我知道 只是...

440
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,975
{\an8}‪(我们在夜店
‪从韩国城的运动场穿过来)

441
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:16,187
‪我理解 我们试着享受一下
‪今晚剩下的时光吧 好吗?

442
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,897
‪请不要坐在艺术品上

443
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,483
‪好的

444
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,946
‪乔治 我只是好奇

445
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:27,657
‪你为什么给我雇员的
‪照片墙帖子点赞?

446
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,619
‪我在支持你的生意

447
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:35,165
‪给米娅的比基尼照点赞
‪是支持我的生意...

448
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,667
‪-这怎么算支持?
‪-我都没看那些照片

449
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,795
‪-我只读了文字内容
‪-你是不是觉得我傻?

450
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,589
‪你何时能对我坦诚?

451
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,257
‪现在要说坦诚吗?

452
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,968
‪-我们现在要谈这个吗?
‪-你在说什么?

453
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,846
‪老天爷啊

454
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,348
‪还是枪那件事?你能不能放下?

455
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:55,185
‪等你告诉我
‪为什么总是把枪从保险柜里拿出来

456
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,645
‪记得吗?我当初都不想买枪的

457
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,314
‪这是你母亲的主意

458
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,065
‪你是想伤害什么人吗?

459
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,693
‪-不是的!乔治...
‪-我要担心自己的安全吗?

460
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,236
‪或者是琼的安全?

461
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,451
‪我在自慰

462
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:17,457
‪我在用枪自慰
‪因为和你的性生活很...

463
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,627
‪很...

464
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,546
‪很什么?说啊 怎么了?

465
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,465
‪平淡无奇

466
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,344
‪乔治 感觉平淡无奇

467
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,224
‪这和撒尿那事有关系吗?

468
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:35,975
‪撒尿?

469
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,436
‪如果是因为撒尿那事
‪就直接说是因为那个

470
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,855
‪或许在某种程度上
‪和撒尿那件事确实有关系

471
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:44,025
‪乔治 他在我买的房子里撒尿
‪我自己买的房子

472
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:48,613
‪那房子我都没怎么享受过
‪因为我总是忙于工作

473
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:51,241
‪什么时候才能轮到我享受一下?

474
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,368
‪谁会给艾米买点东西呢?

475
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,452
‪只有艾米自己

476
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:56,579
‪艾米给艾米买东西

477
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,666
‪你连一把破椅子都无法放弃吗?

478
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,461
‪我只是想让别人照顾一下我

479
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,505
‪好吧...

480
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,508
‪我可不会操枪

481
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,277
‪这杯我请你

482
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,696
‪抱歉 我老板在看着呢

483
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,489
‪没事

484
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,997
‪现在的年轻人啊

485
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:43,084
‪如果我是他们这个岁数的话
‪那就完蛋了

486
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:02,562
‪如果你仔细思考一下
‪大地就是最初的椅子

487
00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:17,827
‪(如果你整晚都不理我
‪我就去店里了)

488
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,555
‪你听好了 丹尼尔

489
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,682
‪我很想让这事过去

490
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,311
‪我想回归自己非常充实的生活

491
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,438
‪我的生活简直太充实了

492
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,316
‪充实到我都不知道该怎么办了

493
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,860
‪但问题在于

494
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,446
‪任何行为都会有后果

495
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:58,034
‪因此我会找到你
‪夺走你仅有的那点东西

496
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,340
‪你在干嘛呢?

497
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,341
‪我们走吧

498
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,095
‪嘿 他是我哥 丹尼

499
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,646
‪丹尼 你的卡车坐得下我们几个吧?

500
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:32,610
‪嘿

501
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,696
‪我的天啊

502
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,907
‪(我不会开车)

503
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,621
‪见鬼

504
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:48,459
‪我们再去喝点吧 没事的

505
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,795
‪-别碰我
‪-你别搞砸了

506
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,839
‪-有两个小美女...
‪-放手

507
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,258
‪兄弟 我这是想帮你

508
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:58,594
‪可你是在帮倒忙
‪我都说了让你放手!

509
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:01,431
‪去你妈的!

510
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,934
‪你被周氏兄弟公司开除了!

511
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:08,938
‪我被开除?是你被开除
‪这名字是我想出来的

512
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,399
‪你开除不了我 你这傻子

513
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,775
‪公司注册在我名下

514
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:15,111
‪我想开除谁就开除谁
‪包括你这个混蛋

515
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,488
‪你在开玩笑吗?
‪公司都还是没影的事呢!

516
00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:20,032
‪我邀请你是因为
‪我不能用自己的名字!

517
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,244
‪那你要用谁的名字?爸妈的?
‪你没有其他选择了!

518
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,413
‪艾萨克说要帮忙 你给我滚

519
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:28,124
‪艾萨克?

520
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,334
‪你认真的?

521
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,325
‪嘿 宝贝

522
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,745
‪晚上剩下的活动怎么样?

523
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,457
‪我把琼哄睡了

524
00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:11,584
‪亲爱的 谢谢你这么做

525
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:13,669
‪艾米

526
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:15,838
‪我们需要谈谈

527
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,090
‪是啊

528
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:23,179
‪我认为我们需要夫妻心理咨询
‪我知道对这种事的看法...

529
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,096
‪没问题

530
00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,351
‪-真的吗?
‪-是的

531
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,437
‪是的 乔治 我...

532
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,023
‪我还记得我们第一次约会的场景

533
00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:34,982
‪我在想...

534
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:38,903
‪“哇哦 我们真是完美的一对”

535
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,657
‪我希望我们保持这种状态

536
00:29:44,534 --> 00:29:45,493
‪真的 我...

537
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,455
‪我爱你

538
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,417
‪我爱你

539
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:58,798
‪糟糕

540
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:35,877
‪(我又穷)

541
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:46,512
‪(又贱)

542
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:56,540
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