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‪一天就這樣開始,搞什麼鬼?

2
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‪我真不敢相信

3
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‪臭水電工竟敢尿在我的硬木地板上

4
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‪這可是歐洲橡木,混蛋

5
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‪“妳老公在家嗎?”

6
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‪不,我在家,去你的

7
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‪混蛋王八蛋

8
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‪給我閉嘴

9
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‪我為這個可是犧牲了一切

10
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‪看看這個

11
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‪天啊,這味道

12
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‪(車牌查詢,立刻搜尋)

13
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‪(尋找包含:周丹尼)

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‪(水電工周丹尼)

15
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‪(請洽詢周建設服務公司)

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‪喂?

17
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‪你知道你惹到誰了嗎?知道嗎?

18
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‪你這個沒用又可恥的小混蛋

19
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‪-我要...
‪-好了,賤人

20
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‪這裡是周建設服務公司

21
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‪丹尼現在無法接聽電話

22
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‪寶貝?

23
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‪怎麼了?

24
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‪活著的狂喜

25
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‪記得跟我在路上發生衝突的傢伙嗎?

26
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‪結果是個女人

27
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‪有時人生跌到谷底就是為了一飛沖天

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‪我聽不到

29
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{\an8}‪(如果你需要一個無能
‪毫無技術的水電工)

30
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{\an8}‪“附註,他尿得我浴室到處都是
‪一顆星”,搞什麼?

31
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‪(我從未見過這女人
‪Yelp評論網,請撤下這則評論)

32
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‪生命很寶貴

33
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‪不能白白浪費,你得採取行動

34
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‪如果你餓了,就得吃塊牛排

35
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‪想感受陽光灑在臉上的感覺
‪陽光就在眼前

36
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‪看到喜歡的,小弟,就去爭取

37
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‪你得掌控大局

38
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‪我的確掌控啦

39
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‪是嗎?

40
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‪那你有什麼計畫?

41
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‪我要去拉屎,然後去打球

42
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‪不,我是說你的人生

43
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‪比如說現在

44
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‪在你寶貴的人生中,你有什麼計畫?

45
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‪等你把我的密碼改回來

46
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‪我要成為加密貨幣百萬富翁
‪和我的夥伴們環遊世界

47
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‪好,你的夥伴們

48
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‪好,你和夥伴們要做什麼?
‪你們的計畫是什麼?

49
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‪很簡單,三次十倍平台交易
‪一千到一萬

50
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‪一萬到一百

51
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‪一百到一百萬,就這樣

52
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‪你只是在說個更高的數字

53
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‪對,你有什麼計畫?

54
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‪這牛排煮得太老了

55
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‪“水電工技術差,口臭”

56
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‪親愛的,你不該清理另一個男人的尿

57
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‪妳永遠不知道別人經歷過什麼

58
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‪可能是膀胱問題

59
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‪什麼?

60
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‪不然他為什麼尿在地上?

61
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‪妳惹毛他了嗎?

62
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‪-你為什麼覺得是我的錯?
‪-我沒有

63
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‪但有時候妳有點冷漠

64
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‪喬治,他笑著跑走了

65
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‪好吧,憤怒只是短暫的意識狀態

66
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‪最好讓它過去,他已經走了

67
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‪如果我們付80元
‪就能在網路上查到他的地址

68
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‪妳想怎麼做?帶著槍過去嗎?

69
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‪不,當然不是,我...

70
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‪喬治...

71
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‪他進了我們家,侵犯了我們的聖地

72
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‪你不想...

73
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‪我不知道...

74
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‪過去說點什麼嗎?

75
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‪你知道的,強勢一點?

76
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‪你是日本人這件事他不喜歡

77
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‪妳確定地址是對的嗎?

78
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‪這很合理,他沒對我大喊“屋主”

79
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‪妳喜歡這件事?

80
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‪喬治,過來

81
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‪你看

82
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‪這才叫亞洲人的後腦勺

83
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‪該死

84
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‪好

85
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‪既然妳認識他,要不要先跟他聊聊?

86
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‪-不要...
‪-你們好啊,小情侶

87
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‪有興趣入住我們最好的套房嗎?

88
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‪別擔心,我只會問你們這個問題

89
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‪抱歉,我們不是要待在這裡

90
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‪我們在找周丹尼

91
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‪-什麼?
‪-他是個韓國人

92
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‪他油腔滑調的

93
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‪開紅色卡車

94
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‪-那個兒子
‪-對

95
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‪我一年前從周家接手

96
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‪一對韓國老夫婦,有點高傲

97
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‪-不,聽起來沒錯
‪-愛美

98
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‪警方臨檢時,他們關閉了這裡

99
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‪有人從這裡運出非法貨物

100
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‪天啊,我很遺憾

101
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‪但那個兒子...很糟糕,對吧?

102
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‪不錯的塔科馬,是哪一年的?

103
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‪2004年

104
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‪-你錯過了一年的升級
‪-舊的更堅固

105
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‪而且駕駛室加大,預動式,V6引擎

106
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‪是我不好

107
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‪謝謝你讓我把東西放在這裡

108
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‪沒事,隨時效勞

109
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‪那個我借的錢...

110
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{\an8}‪再次謝謝你

111
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‪但我可能要久一點才能還你
‪可以嗎?

112
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‪為什麼?

113
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‪記得我跟你提過的路怒事件嗎?

114
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‪記得

115
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‪結果是個女人

116
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‪-你打了女人?
‪-沒有

117
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‪-老兄,這樣不行
‪-不,我沒打任何人

118
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‪好嗎?我只是...

119
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{\an8}‪我只是在她的浴室裡撒尿
‪現在她寫負評

120
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{\an8}‪毀了我的生意

121
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{\an8}‪她辣嗎?漂亮嗎?

122
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‪她是那種卡拉巴薩斯的富家女

123
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‪她可能整天坐在家裡

124
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‪吃法國麵包和果醬之類的

125
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‪去她的婊子

126
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‪-錢的事慢慢來
‪-真的嗎?

127
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‪我們是一家人
‪這段期間,把你的卡車過戶給我

128
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‪來,幫我一下,用你的腿

129
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‪好

130
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‪你應該收掉你的生意,弄個新的

131
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‪我沒辦法申請新的營業執照

132
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‪當然可以,那很簡單

133
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‪用別人的名字申請,用我的吧

134
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‪好,我會考慮

135
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,470
‪這箱子裡是什麼?好重

136
00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,471
‪筆電電池

137
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‪我在釜山有個朋友
‪這些貨他用批發價賣我

138
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‪好

139
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‪這跟汽車旅館完全不一樣

140
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‪完全合法,我還付關稅

141
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‪對,當然

142
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‪該死

143
00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,953
‪你覺得是他們幹的嗎?

144
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‪他們只是孩子

145
00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,256
‪親愛的,你沒換過輪胎嗎?

146
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‪妳有嗎?

147
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‪小瓊就快下課了

148
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‪-對,都是妳的錯
‪-給我40元,我就換

149
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‪妳有現金嗎?

150
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,822
‪都給你用吧,老弟

151
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‪天啊

152
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‪下去的時候

153
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‪記得要夾緊背部

154
00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,832
‪還要用核心肌群...

155
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‪好

156
00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,004
‪我昨天練過胸肌,所以...

157
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‪我在想,也許這很瘋狂,但是...

158
00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:35,516
‪但是我在想
‪我們應該開一家新的承包公司

159
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‪-以兄弟的身分
‪-為什麼?

160
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‪你一天叫我懶鬼14次

161
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,191
‪那是嚴厲的愛
‪看來你準備好挺身而出,我看得出來

162
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‪你是說真的嗎?

163
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‪對

164
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‪我知道你沉迷加密貨幣

165
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‪我會把密碼改回來

166
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‪但你需要錢來賺錢,對吧?

167
00:08:57,288 --> 00:09:00,082
‪如果我們開新公司
‪你真的會聽我的嗎?

168
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‪會

169
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,918
‪因為我有點子

170
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,170
‪對,兄弟,我們是一個團隊
‪你有什麼想法?

171
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‪周兄弟

172
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‪太棒了,兄弟

173
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‪-周氏兄弟,太棒了,對
‪-周兄弟

174
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‪太好了,我現在就去準備文件

175
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,516
‪我會把公司登記在你名下,好嗎?

176
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:18,726
‪好

177
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:22,771
‪我要鎖定橘郡韓國人

178
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‪什麼?我們不認識橘郡韓國人

179
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,193
‪薇諾妮卡不是搬到橘郡了嗎?

180
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,112
‪這情況複雜

181
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‪已經20年了,我確定她不在乎

182
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:38,203
‪薇諾妮卡和我在2008年交往一次
‪還有2011年交往兩次,好嗎?

183
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,413
‪那是最近的事

184
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,207
‪她進了加州大學爾灣分校時
‪不就跟你分手了?

185
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,125
‪誰告訴你的?

186
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:44,918
‪我跟她分手

187
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,796
‪她不是在加州大學爾灣分校
‪認識她老公的嗎?

188
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,799
‪老兄,你太久了

189
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‪快跟上

190
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,679
‪我向來很喜歡薇諾妮卡

191
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,516
‪-她教我識字
‪-對,但我當時沒準備好

192
00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,520
‪我得先創業才能成家

193
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,481
‪而且我還得照顧你,混蛋

194
00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,109
‪去橘郡準沒錯

195
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,527
‪相信我

196
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,495
‪娜歐蜜,謝謝妳過來

197
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,246
‪瓊今天過得糟透了

198
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‪別擔心,當然

199
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,208
‪喬治氣炸了

200
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,168
‪我害我們去接她遲到了,然後...

201
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,295
‪她打了老師

202
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,382
‪他們說她行為不檢

203
00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:32,800
‪-天啊
‪-我知道

204
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,010
‪別太自責

205
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,721
‪小伊咬了我們鄰居的狗

206
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‪-不會吧
‪-我知道

207
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,558
‪通常都是反過來,對吧?

208
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,354
‪我們應該經常往來
‪我們住得這麼近

209
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,898
‪對,應該的,我很樂意

210
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,609
‪真不敢相信
‪我們居然是透過喬丹認識

211
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,195
‪天啊,我知道,對吧?太瘋狂了

212
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,699
‪妳覺得她會不會生我的氣

213
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,493
‪我因為瓊的事跟她改時間?

214
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,204
‪不會,妳非改不可

215
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:07,543
‪但其實,不要告訴別人就好
‪別說這是家務事

216
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,920
‪我會說這是工作上的急事

217
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,588
‪哦,那真是太好了

218
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,092
‪對,妳跟我嫂子說話要謹慎

219
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,345
‪如果妳需要任何建議,隨時打給我

220
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,056
‪非常感謝妳,娜歐蜜

221
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,309
‪我真的很需要完成這筆交易

222
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,062
‪-真的,妳知道嗎?
‪-天啊,對

223
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,690
‪我只是最近太緊張了

224
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,150
‪天啊,我好嫉妒

225
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:35,237
‪能整天和小伊待在家裡一定很棒

226
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,823
‪對,不,這很棒...

227
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,035
‪但我不會整天待在家

228
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:46,832
‪-不,當然,我不是說...
‪-對,我有非營利組織,還有我寫作

229
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,584
‪喬丹偶爾會來找我

230
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,503
‪-尋求商業建議
‪-我聽說了,對,我...

231
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,255
‪-要兼顧很多事
‪-對

232
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:57,176
‪然後當喬丹運勢正旺的時候
‪她會不停傳訊息給我

233
00:11:57,176 --> 00:12:00,679
‪我們聊股票、全方位零售...

234
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,015
‪我最近傳了這段影片給她

235
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:06,059
‪妳看到隔壁鄰居上傳的路怒症嗎?

236
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,688
‪-妳說的是APP?
‪-天啊,妳看

237
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,566
‪妳能相信嗎?

238
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,401
‪(路怒事件,請求協助)

239
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,363
‪我不懂那些人為什麼這麼生氣

240
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,326
‪妳知道,大多數人不明白...

241
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,996
‪憤怒只是意識的短暫狀態

242
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:27,873
‪我喜歡

243
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,043
‪妳好聰明,愛美

244
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,838
‪不,真的,難怪喬丹愛妳

245
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,344
‪對,我只是說,薇諾妮卡

246
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:44,806
‪我們一起長大,妳了解我們
‪我們了解妳,妳相信我們

247
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:50,395
‪我們做維護、翻新
‪油漆庭院、室內工作,應有盡有

248
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,480
‪需要什麼儘管說

249
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,397
‪我們全包

250
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,274
‪對吧,丹尼?

251
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,152
‪對,我是水泥漿之王

252
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,487
‪對,我們也會做水泥漿

253
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,697
‪那真的很厲害

254
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,741
‪對,我聽說水泥漿很難做

255
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,788
‪有什麼是我們能幫忙的嗎?

256
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,414
‪對

257
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,168
‪我覺得這裡目前還不錯
‪但如果有消息

258
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,421
‪我們一定會聯絡你

259
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,299
‪如果你有空,可以來我們的教堂

260
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,218
‪艾德溫帶領讚美團隊

261
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,719
‪真酷

262
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,555
‪我們已經不上教堂了,但是...

263
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,182
‪我們有時候還是會去

264
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,434
‪是啊,過來坐坐

265
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,686
‪人越多越好

266
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,396
‪給你

267
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,439
‪(榮光生命教會)

268
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,066
‪記得在我們舊教堂
‪那個難搞的投影機嗎?

269
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,653
‪天啊,跟我們那時好不一樣

270
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,116
‪-我全都記得
‪-我也記得

271
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,289
‪(打給我,有急事)

272
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:53,292
‪各位,對不起,我去打個電話

273
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,045
‪我們的朋友艾絲特在抱怨她的水電工

274
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,673
‪怎麼了?

275
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,259
‪沒什麼,我剛上完大號

276
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,052
‪在背上擦了點可體松止癢膏

277
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,346
‪你傳了“急事”簡訊

278
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,181
‪該死,沒錯

279
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:12,019
‪記得那個住在汽車旅館的查德嗎?

280
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,270
‪記得

281
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,732
‪他還住在那裡,他的人生一團糟

282
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:17,983
‪我覺得他有痛風

283
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,735
‪好的...

284
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,111
‪所以呢?

285
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,948
‪老兄,聽我說,所以我借他錢去買藥

286
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,034
‪但我不認為他有拿去買藥

287
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,912
‪-你想說什麼?
‪-老兄,我要說重點了

288
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,123
‪天啊,我們就不能
‪偶爾放輕鬆閒聊一下嗎?

289
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,876
‪我們一天到晚都在閒聊

290
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:39,880
‪好吧,他說有一對亞裔夫妻在找你

291
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,256
‪他們看起來很有錢

292
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,967
‪老兄,這婊子到底想找我幹嘛?

293
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,720
‪她有房子、有小孩,我有什麼?

294
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,680
‪老兄,你有很多東西

295
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,474
‪你有我,你有你的卡車

296
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,351
‪嚴格來說,現在是我的了

297
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,394
‪對,好的

298
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,230
‪-老兄,好,謝謝你的提醒
‪-不客氣

299
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,316
‪-我得走了
‪-好,隨時打給我

300
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:13,747
‪是誰?

301
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,541
‪可能只是垃圾郵件

302
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,919
‪親愛的,我來幫你,轉過來

303
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,087
‪沒關係,我自己來

304
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,755
‪我不介意

305
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,591
‪讓你習慣依賴我
‪這樣你就離不開我了

306
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,135
‪我會打領帶

307
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,055
‪喬治,拜託
‪你還在為稍早的事生氣嗎?

308
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,724
‪沒有,讓我打我的領帶吧

309
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,894
‪我去看看瓊

310
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:36,853
‪好

311
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,861
‪我決定不戴領帶了

312
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,158
‪聽我說

313
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,244
‪我是個危險人物

314
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:57,666
‪妳只是個無聊、沒有目標的
‪郊區家庭主婦,好嗎?

315
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,002
‪(服務建設,34人追蹤)

316
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,503
‪我敢說妳很氣自己虛度光陰

317
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,714
‪我打賭你有遠大的夢想
‪一切皆有可能

318
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:04,673
‪(建立使用者名稱)

319
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,590
‪然後妳一眨眼

320
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,635
‪現在妳困在妳從不想要的生活裡

321
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,096
‪雖然妳擁有一切,但內心很空虛

322
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,224
‪所以妳感到軟弱,妳想奪回控制權

323
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:18,020
‪但你猜怎麼著?你搶不走的,好嗎?

324
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,647
‪我是他媽的禽獸,妳搞不起我

325
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,232
‪我他媽的是老大

326
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:26,194
‪所以別再找我麻煩
‪別來煩我,不然妳會倒大楣

327
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,362
‪聽到沒有?

328
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,114
‪這是最後一次警告

329
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:32,492
‪妳不會想釋放野獸的,妳絕對不想

330
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:09,321
‪(經營一家又大又爛的建築公司
‪是什麼感覺?)

331
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,331
‪什麼鬼?

332
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,502
‪-我很高興薇諾妮卡派你們過來
‪-沒問題,艾絲特

333
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,420
‪你們來自橘郡嗎?

334
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,465
‪不,我們在聖伯納迪諾市郊長大

335
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,634
‪我父母在狂潮水上樂園附近
‪開了一家汽車旅館

336
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,385
‪很棒,一定經營得很好

337
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,805
‪顯然是,在我出生之前

338
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,557
‪後來颶風港水上樂園開了,所以...

339
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,643
‪我兩個都沒去過

340
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,895
‪我們應該找時間去,颶風港?

341
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,731
‪超酷的,那裡有個設施叫禁忌塔

342
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,984
‪只有一條路上去
‪三條路下來,無法預測

343
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,611
‪有點像我的生活方式

344
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,447
‪總之,我是做投資的,這是我的副業

345
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,032
‪所以如果妳需要投資建議...

346
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,286
‪-我馬上回來
‪-好

347
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,374
‪-你好了嗎?
‪-如果你早幫我而不是跟顧客

348
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,376
‪打情罵俏,我早就好了

349
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,253
‪老兄,這叫客戶服務

350
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,422
‪工作時別傳簡訊

351
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,926
‪-那是誰?
‪-她叫凱拉

352
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,678
‪她超辣,對吧?

353
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,805
‪這是機器人

354
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,723
‪你才是機器人

355
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:29,151
{\an8}‪(妳是機器人嗎?)

356
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,361
{\an8}‪(不,你是嗎?)

357
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,618
‪(65年的椅子)

358
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,455
‪我們在1979年夏天結婚後

359
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,626
‪春深深意識到負面空間的存在

360
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:52,424
‪他愛上了虛無與實質之間的相互作用

361
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,842
‪所以自然地

362
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,594
‪椅子的弧度

363
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,597
‪是根據我屁股的輪廓

364
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,682
‪-太棒了
‪-太神奇了

365
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,977
‪富美,我們很感激能借到一張玉子椅

366
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,771
‪我希望妳能看看我們的其他作品

367
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,153
‪椅子的起源故事很精采吧?

368
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,822
‪喬丹,謝謝妳抽空前來

369
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,158
‪謝謝妳的邀請,這位是誰?

370
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,202
‪這是小瓊,瓊,打聲招呼

371
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,829
‪好,希望她長大後會越來越有禮貌

372
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:27,167
‪告訴我,那都是真的或你編出來的?

373
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,752
‪對不起,什麼?

374
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,297
‪我們都知道一個好故事能提高價格

375
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,177
‪我有我媽裸體坐在模具上的照片

376
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,220
‪真的嗎?

377
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,690
‪多少錢?

378
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,317
‪這是非賣品

379
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,693
‪喬治?

380
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,572
‪我相信這一定有個價格

381
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,408
‪抱歉,我必須堅持立場

382
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:04,663
‪喬治,別跟我玩這些遊戲了

383
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:05,956
‪十萬

384
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:06,957
‪怎麼樣?

385
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,335
‪不行,不可能,喬丹娜

386
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,173
‪這場展覽真的很棒

387
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,551
‪謝謝你們邀請我,但我得走了,再會

388
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,054
‪喬丹,我想我們可以走走

389
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,389
‪聊聊交易的事?

390
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,475
‪但我得去參加朋友的喬遷派對了

391
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,769
‪在尼泊爾,所以...

392
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,479
‪再見

393
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,404
‪乾杯,小弟

394
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,739
‪讓我們充份利用剩下的時間

395
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,742
‪我說乾杯

396
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,084
‪嘿,老弟,等你40、50歲

397
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,045
‪你會想回家看你老婆煮泡菜鍋

398
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,798
‪也許我想要她回家
‪看我做帕瑪森乳酪烤雞排

399
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,967
‪什麼?

400
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,512
‪我希望她回家看到我
‪做帕瑪森乳酪雞排給她

401
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,808
‪老兄,現在跟白人女孩鬼混沒關係

402
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,769
‪但等你想安定下來時,聽老爸老媽的

403
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,439
‪帶個好韓國女孩回家,你懂嗎?

404
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,358
‪你覺得他們會希望自己的孫子

405
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,444
‪用又大又圓,像蟲子一樣的大眼睛
‪看著他們嗎?

406
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,947
‪你浪費太多時間遵守武斷的規則了

407
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,033
‪為什麼你說話這麼奇怪?

408
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,618
‪“在成家之前,我得先創業”

409
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,289
‪“我得聽爸媽的話
‪帶個好韓國女孩回家”

410
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,249
‪老哥...

411
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,375
‪好好生活吧

412
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,669
‪我是在生活

413
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:37,839
‪好吧

414
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,814
‪對不起,我以為妳要我更果斷一點

415
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,815
‪對,但不是現在

416
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,318
‪事關數百萬元,你知道嗎?

417
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,987
‪她連合約都還沒寄過來

418
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,199
‪寶貝,人生中有很多比錢更重要的事

419
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,494
‪我花了兩年才搓合好這筆生意

420
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,829
‪你至少可以幫我

421
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,831
‪-你說什麼?
‪-對

422
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,125
‪我有幫忙,我一直都有幫忙

423
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:18,588
‪你根本不知道我現在有多忙

424
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,673
‪我為這個家盡心盡力

425
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,217
‪我也是

426
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,470
‪-那些花瓶不會自己變出來
‪-花瓶賺不到錢

427
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,680
‪妳太愛錢了

428
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,891
‪妳開口閉口都是錢

429
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:33,061
‪喬治,我的成長過程跟你不同
‪好嗎?

430
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,231
‪你有沒有注意到只有有錢人

431
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,233
‪才會覺得錢不重要?

432
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:41,319
‪佛祖之所以是佛祖
‪是因為他先是王子,對吧?

433
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,113
‪他有東西可以放棄

434
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,865
‪如果錢會讓我們分開,那我放棄

435
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,200
‪我們不能放棄

436
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,286
‪因為你爸只留給我們桌椅

437
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,956
‪這是椅子的慶祝

438
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,041
‪嗨,媽咪

439
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,422
‪我希望妳偶爾能卸下洗碗機裡的碗盤

440
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,591
‪我幾乎沒時間用那些碗盤吃東西

441
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,928
‪寶貝,只要五分鐘
‪或者我們可以一起做

442
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,931
{\an8}‪-放點音樂,讓派對有趣一點
‪-我知道,我只是...

443
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,266
{\an8}‪(我們在俱樂部,過來韓國城)

444
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:16,187
‪我聽見你說的了
‪讓我們好好享受今晚,好嗎?

445
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,897
‪請不要坐在藝術品上,女士

446
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,483
‪好的

447
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,946
‪喬治,我很好奇

448
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:27,657
‪你為什麼對我員工的IG照片按讚?

449
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,619
‪我在支持妳的事業

450
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:35,165
‪對蜜雅的比基尼照片按讚
‪就是在幫助我的事業...

451
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,667
‪-怎麼幫?
‪-我連照片都沒看

452
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,795
‪-我只看字幕
‪-你以為我是笨蛋嗎?

453
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,589
‪你什麼時候才要對我誠實?

454
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,257
‪現在是誠實時間嗎?

455
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,968
‪-妳是要現在彼此坦承嗎?
‪-你在說什麼?

456
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,846
‪我的天啊

457
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,348
‪還在講槍的事情?
‪你什麼時候才要放過這件事?

458
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:55,185
‪等妳告訴我妳為什麼
‪老是把槍從保險箱拿出來

459
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,645
‪我根本不想擁有槍,記得嗎?

460
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,314
‪是你媽媽的主意

461
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,065
‪妳想傷害人嗎?

462
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,693
‪-沒有,喬治...
‪-我需要擔心自己的安危嗎?

463
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,236
‪還是瓊的安危?

464
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,451
‪我是拿來自慰

465
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:17,457
‪我用槍自慰,因為和你做愛...

466
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,627
‪真的太...

467
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,546
‪很怎樣?說啊?很怎樣?

468
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,465
‪普通

469
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,344
‪很普通,喬治

470
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,224
‪妳是因為尿的事情嗎?

471
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:35,975
‪尿?

472
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,436
‪如果是因為尿的事,就直說吧

473
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,855
‪你知道嗎?也許某方面來說跟尿有關

474
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:44,025
‪喬治,他在我自己買的房子裡撒尿

475
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:48,613
‪那間我甚至沒機會享受
‪因為我總是忙著工作的房子

476
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:51,241
‪我什麼時候才能享受一下?

477
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,368
‪誰來買東西給愛美?

478
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,452
‪是愛美

479
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:56,579
‪愛美幫愛美買東西

480
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,666
‪你卻連一張椅子都捨不得放棄?

481
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,461
‪我只想被照顧

482
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,505
‪是,好吧...

483
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,508
‪我不會拿槍來搞

484
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,277
‪這杯我請

485
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,696
‪抱歉,我老闆在看

486
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,489
‪沒關係

487
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,997
‪這年頭的小鬼

488
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:43,084
‪如果我跟他們一樣大,鐵定完蛋...

489
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:02,562
‪仔細想想,地板就是原本的椅子

490
00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:17,827
‪(如果你要整晚不理我
‪我就去買東西)

491
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,555
‪你給我聽好了,丹尼爾

492
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,682
‪我很樂意放下這件事

493
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,311
‪我有個非常想回去的完整生活

494
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,438
‪超完整

495
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,316
‪完整到你都不知道該怎麼辦

496
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,860
‪但問題來了

497
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,446
‪任何行為都有後果

498
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:58,034
‪所以我會找到你,把你僅有的都拿走

499
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,340
‪你在幹嘛?

500
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,341
‪走吧

501
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,095
‪這是我哥,丹尼

502
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,646
‪丹尼,我們都能坐進你的卡車吧?

503
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:32,610
‪嘿

504
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,696
‪天啊

505
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,907
‪(我不會開車)

506
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,621
‪該死

507
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:48,459
‪我們再喝一點,沒關係

508
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,795
‪-放開我
‪-走吧,別搞這事

509
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,839
‪-我有兩個小可愛
‪-走開

510
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,258
‪老兄,我他媽的想幫你

511
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:58,594
‪對,你沒在幫我
‪我叫你他媽的放開我

512
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:01,431
‪去你的

513
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,934
‪周氏兄弟把你開除了

514
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:08,938
‪我被開除了?不,是你被開除了
‪名字是我取的

515
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,399
‪你不能開除我,你這白癡

516
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,775
‪公司在我名下

517
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:15,111
‪我想開除誰就開除誰,包括你,賤人

518
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,488
‪你在開什麼玩笑?這八字都還沒一撇

519
00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:20,032
‪我問你是因為我不能用我的名字

520
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,244
‪你要用誰的名字?
‪媽?爸?你沒有別人了

521
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,413
‪艾塞克已經願意提供給我了
‪滾開,老弟

522
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:28,124
‪艾塞克?

523
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,334
‪真的假的?

524
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,325
‪寶貝

525
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,745
‪晚上後續都還好嗎?

526
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,457
‪我哄瓊睡覺了

527
00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:11,584
‪謝謝你,親愛的

528
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:13,669
‪愛美...

529
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:15,838
‪我們得談談

530
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,090
‪好

531
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:23,179
‪聽著,我覺得我們需要伴侶諮商
‪我知道妳對這件事的感受...

532
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,096
‪諮商吧

533
00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,351
‪-真的?
‪-對

534
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,437
‪對,喬治,我...

535
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,065
‪我還記得我們第一次約會

536
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:34,982
‪當時覺得...

537
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:38,903
‪“哇,我們是完美的一對”

538
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,657
‪我希望我們那樣保持下去

539
00:29:44,534 --> 00:29:45,493
‪真的,我...

540
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,455
‪我愛妳

541
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,417
‪我愛你

542
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:58,798
‪糟糕

543
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:35,877
‪(我很窮)

544
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:46,512
‪(我是賤人)

545
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:56,540
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