1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,968 [bicycles whirring] 2 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:27,653 [Danny] On your right. 3 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,577 - Is that an SLR 9? - Sure is. 4 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,330 That's crazy. I used to have one of those. 5 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:40,541 - Yeah? - I don't do carbon anymore, though. 6 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,835 Aluminum is just the king. 7 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:45,546 Yeah, I was thinking about making the switch. 8 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,257 How far you headed? 9 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:51,636 - Just down Old Topanga and back. - Oh, word, me too. 10 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:55,223 - It's nice to have a riding partner today. - Definitely. 11 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,809 I'm George, by the way. 12 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,603 Hey. I'm Zane. 13 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:13,282 [Isaac] Ugh. Fucking house arrest, and now this? 14 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,702 I can't believe I got shingles on top of everything else. 15 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,496 It's stress, dude. 16 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,706 Power of the mind. Mind over matter. 17 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,835 - It's the power of herpes. - Shut the fuck up, Bobby. 18 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:25,711 Yo, herpes zoster. 19 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,672 - [Isaac] Stop saying "herpes." - It's chicken pox. 20 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:29,757 Not everything is science. It helps to relax. 21 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,885 Relax? Thanks, Michael. How am I supposed to relax? 22 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:36,806 They got me crossing state lines, grand larceny, assault. I'm fucked. 23 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,766 - I'm fucked, dude. - [knocking on door] 24 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,312 It's your cousin. 25 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:46,649 Don't be all welcoming and shit. I want him to feel bad. 26 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:52,363 Yo, long time, man. Sick beanie, bro. 27 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:53,614 [Isaac clears throat] 28 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:55,783 Fuck you. 29 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,369 - Okay. - [Isaac] Hey, Danny. 30 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,288 Come on in. Nice to see you. 31 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,833 I'm going to prison for the both of us, and that's what you brought? 32 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,501 - Sara Lee pound cake? - I-- 33 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,211 I just made a quick stop. 34 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:08,838 Whatever. Cut the shit up. 35 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,008 Thick slices. Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds. 36 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,135 Okay. What the...? 37 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,595 You think there's gluten in here? 38 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,388 [Michael] The whole fucking thing is gluten. 39 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,396 [Danny] Hey, you know, 40 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,607 I tried to tell the cops it wasn't all you, 41 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:29,025 but they wouldn't believe me. 42 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:31,402 - Yeah? You told the cops? - I did. Like-- 43 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:35,615 They knew the truck and business were under your name, so it's like... 44 00:02:35,615 --> 00:02:38,451 None of this would've went down if you didn't steal a fridge. 45 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:41,037 Who registers a mini fridge? What the fuck? 46 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:44,207 None of it would've went down if your brother didn't steal the truck. 47 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,500 This is that plant bitch's fault. 48 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,545 Yeah? The plant bitch, will she pay my legal fees? 49 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,297 Pay back the 20K you owe me? 50 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:54,884 I got to thinking, "There's no way this bitch is self-made." 51 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:57,178 All that bragging about pouring milk into mouths? 52 00:02:57,178 --> 00:03:00,765 - Shut up, liar. What are you talking--? - The fuck are you talking about?! 53 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,267 The plant bitch, the milk, what are you talking about? 54 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:07,063 It always fucked with me she wasn't married to some white dude. 55 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:08,230 And guess what, 56 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:12,568 her husband is the son of a big Japanese artist. 57 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,612 Dude, she married into art money. 58 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,907 They got all this crazy shit we could steal. 59 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:20,493 No, for real. He told me all about his father's pieces. 60 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:26,415 - You're hanging out with the husband now? - Don't worry, I didn't tell my real name. 61 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,167 I introduced myself as Zane. 62 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,044 - [Bobby] Oh! - [Michael] Fuck. 63 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,005 You're out there doing fucking cosplay?! 64 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:38,135 Here's what you'll do. You'll finish working at the church, 65 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:41,097 and then I'll cash that check. I'm gonna cash it! 66 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,849 You work, I cash. 67 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,352 And then I'm gonna keep cashing. 68 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:50,940 I'll keep cashing till I can pay off the lawyer to keep me out of jail, okay? 69 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,149 Is that cool? 70 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,360 Does that work for you? 71 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,072 You see that? 72 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:01,409 I was there. K-Town riots. Just off of frame. 73 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:04,287 If they just used the wider lens, I'd be in the history books. 74 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,207 Oh, fuck, dude, this is good. 75 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,834 You guys try this? 76 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,712 [Michael] This shit is so heavy, bro. 77 00:04:12,712 --> 00:04:14,005 Fuck this job. 78 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:15,673 [Bobby groans] 79 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,592 [Michael] What the fuck, Bobby? What did I tell you about the gun, dude? 80 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,803 - [Bobby] What? - Come on, this is a church. 81 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,723 - Put it in the car. - Relax. I forgot. 82 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,766 Remember Dick? Remember him and his friend? 83 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,769 I don't know any Dicks, bro. Who's naming their kid Dick anymore? 84 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,480 The former vice president Dick Cheney is who I'm talking about, dude. 85 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,233 He shot his friend in the fucking face, dude. 86 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,152 [Bobby] Fine. I'll put it in the car. 87 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,321 Did you ever hear of the Harvard crow study? 88 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,614 - I got waitlisted at Harvard. - I know. 89 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,410 They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask and he was mean to these crows, 90 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,911 and the crows talked to other crows. 91 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,205 All over the country, no matter where Cheney was, 92 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,915 crows would attack his ass. 93 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,626 They'd be chirping at his face, just pecking him and shit. 94 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,547 I got into UT Austin as well. 95 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,257 Dope. 96 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,926 Yo, thanks for helping with this, guys. 97 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,970 We're just here to get paid, man. 98 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,848 - [Michael] Not paid enough, right? - Know what I mean? 99 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:09,977 Hey, I heard you guys started working for Isaac about two years ago. 100 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,521 Is that what he said? Working for him, not with him? 101 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,648 He's been doing that since we were kids, 102 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,902 telling you that you're equals, but he always ends up being the alpha. 103 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:20,613 - He wishes he was alpha. - Dude's not even a beta. 104 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,991 Yeah, no, he's like zeta. Catherine Zeta-Jones. 105 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:24,992 What? 106 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:27,912 Cool. 107 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:30,039 Yeah. Yeah, dude's got no vision. 108 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:34,168 Yeah, I got vision, though. Just no one can see my vision but me. 109 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,878 Yo, your art heist idea? 110 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,671 - Fucking fuego. - Yup. 111 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,881 Thanks, man. 112 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,925 She upgraded her security system, 113 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,843 but I got in before, I can get in again. 114 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,970 [Bobby] What did you steal last time? 115 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,180 Oh. Uh... 116 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:48,516 I, uh... 117 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:52,061 I pissed all over her bathroom. 118 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,979 Like, gallons. 119 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,356 Very cool. 120 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:58,359 I told her I was a contractor and walked right in. 121 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:01,362 Yo, we could say we're contractors. 122 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,279 Yup. 123 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,658 Nah, I already did that one, so, you know... 124 00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:08,327 Well, you know, but there's no bad ideas. 125 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,496 I'm not like Isaac. This is a three-way street. 126 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,998 What did you have in mind? 127 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,418 [doorbell rings] 128 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,255 - Zane, my man. - Yo. 129 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,174 Thanks for coming, man. I know it was short notice. 130 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,926 Man, thanks for having me. 131 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:28,055 I normally have to lead praise band rehearsal, but I have a day off. 132 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,434 I know you. 133 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,688 - Sorry. She's weird around new people. - Oh, no, it's... 134 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:36,939 Come on in. 135 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,944 Oh, man, beautiful home. 136 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,155 This is a timeless kitchen, man. 137 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:46,031 Ah. Thanks, Zane. 138 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,534 I know you. 139 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:53,539 Sweetie, we don't do that. Okay? That's not how we greet new guests. 140 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:56,000 One sec, let me get her some candy. 141 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,670 - Oh, hey, I have some Skittles. - Oh, you do? In your pocket? 142 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,755 Got a sweet tooth. 143 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,216 Can I have some, please? 144 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:07,219 If Zane gives you some, are you gonna stop saying "I know you"? 145 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:10,890 I always keep a bag in my truck, 146 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:14,476 - so any time, just ask. Okay? - Okay. 147 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,816 - Can I use your bathroom? - Yeah. Straight down to the left. 148 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,026 [Danny] Thanks. 149 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,494 Uh, don't shoot the messenger, 150 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:34,580 but I think there's a leak in your plumbing. 151 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,583 I heard some trickling behind the tiles. 152 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,376 Fudge sundae. 153 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:42,046 - Really? - Yeah, I think so. 154 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:44,673 [George] Shoot. 155 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,885 Well, I gotta call Amy. 156 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:51,472 - She handles all the house stuff. - Dude, we can handle this. 157 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,891 You know what? Let's do some research. 158 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:56,352 - I'll do the research. - No, it's too much trouble. 159 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,395 Not a problem at all. I'm on it. 160 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,398 - Really? - Yeah. Looking up plumbers right now. 161 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,192 Thanks, man. You're the best. 162 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,861 Yo, best recognize best. 163 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,113 - Hey. - [laughs] 164 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,867 [Michael] Nice. Danny just texted a list of shit to buy. 165 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:15,579 This is what I'm talking about, man. Finally, a fucking plan. 166 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,915 - Yo. - Yo? 167 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:20,209 Overalls. That's the move. 168 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:23,295 No, bro. Farmers wear overalls, dude. 169 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,717 - So do plumbers. - No, they don't. This ain't a video game. 170 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:33,889 - Where you see a farmer at? - I went apple picking a couple weeks ago. 171 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,849 Let's buy this shit. 172 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,601 All right. 173 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,354 This is where it all goes down. 174 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,982 Wow. Very cool. 175 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,402 What are those? 176 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:49,905 Oh, uh... 177 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,783 Those are my late father's pieces. 178 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,119 Right. I remember you mentioning him. 179 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,454 - Right. - This just returned from the gallery. 180 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,082 - Tamago, the Holy Grail. - [Danny] Wow. 181 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,046 No offense to your dad, um, 182 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:11,844 but, I don't know, these pieces kind of feel like a little out of a place, 183 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:17,224 compared to all the crazy, creative stuff you got going on everywhere else. 184 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:18,892 Really? 185 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:25,024 Yeah, I mean, like, this is what I imagine when I hear about fine art, you know? 186 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,651 Makes me feel like... 187 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,405 I don't know how to describe it. I'm not good at this shit. 188 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,574 There's no bad way of interpreting art. 189 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,243 Say whatever comes to mind. 190 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:42,583 I mean, you know, I don't know if it's right, but... 191 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:48,172 Uh, I don't know, it kind of makes me... 192 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,257 feel sad. 193 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:54,136 Gives me like a... 194 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,597 a sticky feeling inside, 195 00:09:57,139 --> 00:10:01,477 I don't know, like in my chest, in my legs. 196 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:05,689 I don't know, I'm just, like, going off the top of my head. 197 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:09,818 Wow, um... 198 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,322 You okay? Did I do that wrong? That was-- 199 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,949 No, no. You did great. Um... 200 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:17,910 I don't know, 201 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,831 sometimes I just feel like a fraud, you know? 202 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,919 - Hmm. - When my dad passed away, 203 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:32,174 my first thought was, "I wonder if he died disappointed." 204 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,679 No one ever told me otherwise, so, um... 205 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,934 That was really nice. Thank you, thank you. 206 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,895 Yeah, no problem, man. I mean, you got the gift. 207 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,693 I'm so glad I met you, man. 208 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,154 I've been kind of lonely lately. 209 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,491 My wife's been so busy making all these big life decisions without me. 210 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:00,452 I know we just met, 211 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,831 but I feel like you actually care. 212 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,125 You're a good person. 213 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,878 I have a good sense about these things. 214 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,088 Thanks, man. 215 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,848 I gotta make a quick call, if that's cool? 216 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,600 - Yeah. Yes, please. Yeah. - I'll be right back. 217 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,606 [line ringing] 218 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,525 - [Michael] Yo, Danny. What's up? - Michael. 219 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,987 Hey, dude, plan's off. Okay? I don't have time to explain. 220 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,905 What? Did you do the leak? 221 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,366 Yeah, but there's nothing worth stealing here. 222 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,953 - They got a TV, though, don't they? - Yeah, they have a TV. 223 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:46,748 - But just forget it, okay? - We already got all the stuff, man. 224 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,293 - What do you mean? Just put it back. - It's in the cart. 225 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,628 - You can't put it back. It's rude. - It's not rude. 226 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,381 Dude, if you won't do it, then we will. Send me her address. 227 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,551 - No, I am not giving you their address. - Don't make us look it up. We'll find it. 228 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,927 We're not robbing this house. 229 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,888 - Come on. Dude! - End of story. 230 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,516 Plan's off. 231 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,352 - Fucking Chos, man. - Yeah. 232 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,730 So, what now? 233 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,903 Listen for trickling water. 234 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,779 [doorbell rings] 235 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,120 Hi. Can I help you? 236 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,622 - Hey. - Hey. 237 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,249 We were just driving by in the neighborhood, 238 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,252 - and we noticed-- We're plumbers. - We're plumbers. 239 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,297 We noticed that you might have a little water leak. 240 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,927 - You guys are good. How'd you know? - [Bobby] You could have a pinhole leak. 241 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,429 - It's caused by heavy minerals. - [Michael] Yup. 242 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,057 And I gotta tell you, as professionals, it's not safe. 243 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,227 There could be dangerous mold growing in there right now. 244 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:53,023 We recommend you get out immediately, so we can take care of it, if you'd like. 245 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:58,111 You know, I appreciate all the info, but I'm gonna get a second opinion. 246 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,614 Uh, there's two of us, so... 247 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:04,326 I have an opinion, he's got one. There's two of them there. 248 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,120 - I'm sure. Thank you, guys. Take care. - [Bobby] The longer you wait, 249 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,039 - the worse it's gonna get. - [Michael] Way worse. 250 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,082 [fans whirring] 251 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:12,668 I could totally tell they were scamming me. 252 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:16,088 So I watched a few videos, I bought a few fans, 253 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,674 and then I turned off the water valve. 254 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,967 All by myself. 255 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,596 There might be some mold, though, 256 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,433 so we'll have to call some people in to come test it while we're away. 257 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,435 What? 258 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:37,734 Oh. I found us an Airbnb in Ojai. 259 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,153 Ojai! 260 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,741 Amy's gonna meet us after work. 261 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,413 I know. 262 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,583 I wish it could be us going instead. 263 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,711 Stop it. 264 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,671 I miss you too. 265 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,967 Okay, okay. Well, I gotta go. I gotta clean up. 266 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,261 I'll call you when I come back, okay? 267 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,138 I love you too. 268 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,975 Bye, Mia. 269 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:15,272 [Mia] Well, think about me. I can't wait until you get back. Bye. 270 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,819 [Fumi] Uh, excuse me? 271 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,947 Oh, my gosh. Mrs. Nakai. 272 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,407 Okay. Yeah. 273 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,661 Amy should be right out, like any second. 274 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,582 I'm Mia, by the way. 275 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,711 I don't think we've ever met, but we've spoken over the phone. 276 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,131 I haven't been here in a while. Is it always like this? 277 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,883 Sorry for the mess. 278 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,968 A bunch of people just quit. 279 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:49,932 The acquisition news got out, and everyone's looking for jobs. 280 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,393 Chaos always follows my daughter-in-law wherever she goes. 281 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,229 I guess that's why her and George make such a great pair. 282 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,484 It's almost like a yin-yang, right? 283 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,320 Are my son's vases selling? 284 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,115 Oh. You know, I think what's happening is people are admiring them-- 285 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:11,161 Even the most imaginative vases, like the '70s Scheurich Fat Lavas, 286 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,413 were limited to red or brown glazes. 287 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,958 The abstract nature of Joji's vases 288 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,835 reflect the state of emergence he's participating in. 289 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,630 Oh, my God. Don't get me started on Fat Lavas. 290 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,424 That's what you should say to the customers. 291 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,550 Right. 292 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,888 I was just talking to George about his glazing techniques the other day. 293 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,058 I admire the artistry in your family so much. 294 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,894 So if you ever need an assistant 295 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,438 or know of any galleries hiring, I'd be-- 296 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,526 - Is there a restroom nearby? - Oh. Yeah. It's right around the corner. 297 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,743 - [camera clicks] - [Fumi shouts] 298 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:55,080 Oh, my God. I was just checking an ingrown hair. 299 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,416 - No need to explain. - [Amy] One second. 300 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,711 Fumi. Hi. 301 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,048 - I didn't know you were coming by. - [Fumi] I had the Uber drop me off. 302 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,509 - Did you forget? - [Amy] Lunch. 303 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,346 Oh, my God. You know, Fumi, it's been so hectic lately. Um... 304 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,766 - Can we reschedule? - [Fumi] That's okay. 305 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:18,353 - I could only do a quick bite, anyway. - [Amy] Okay, great. Um-- 306 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,566 I'll make sure to book enough time so we can order the whole menu. 307 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:28,113 - May I? - Yeah, of course. [chuckles] 308 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,035 [door closes] 309 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:36,079 [Fumi] But, Joji, why wouldn't you just leave that to the professionals? 310 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:40,292 [George] These plumbers did stop by the house, but I fixed it all by myself, 311 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,335 you know, with my own two hands. 312 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,546 You sculpt with your hands. 313 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,383 I know, Mom, but it's nice to feel useful for once. 314 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,635 Oh, I'm pulling into Ojai now. 315 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,680 I'll call you later, all right? Miss you, love you. 316 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,806 [call disconnects] 317 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,904 [Fumi] Hello, Joyce. It's Fumi. 318 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,907 Just calling to chat. 319 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,658 Call me. Bye-bye. 320 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,370 [line ringing] 321 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,373 [on voicemail] You've reached Renee. Leave me a message. Thanks. 322 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,627 Hello, Renee. It's Fumi. Just calling to chat. 323 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,920 Call me. Bye-bye. 324 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,132 Um... 325 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,346 [phone buzzing] 326 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,645 - Hello, Tom. - [Tom] Mrs. Nakai. 327 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,939 Sorry I didn't get back to you earlier. Busy day. 328 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,774 That's okay. I'm just following up. 329 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,443 Were you able to get that loan from your daughter-in-law? 330 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:52,072 We were supposed to speak earlier today. I had to reschedule. 331 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,782 Listen, as your accountant, 332 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,368 I have to say, things are not looking good. 333 00:17:56,368 --> 00:18:00,664 Haru's estate isn't solvent, and I just got your credit card statement. 334 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,998 We've spoken about this. 335 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,252 You need to create a new budget or find new streams of revenue. 336 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,878 I know, I know. 337 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:11,174 You just got the Tamago chair back from the gallery. Maybe finally sell? 338 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,510 I can't sell, you know that. 339 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,054 And even if I wanted to, George would never let me. 340 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,764 You want me to talk to him? 341 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,057 No, please don't. 342 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,310 He's still not over Haru leaving him so little. 343 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,271 You know, he's out of town, 344 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,524 but I can go to his place and pick some other pieces to sell. 345 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,441 Okay, Tom? 346 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,240 [gunshots] 347 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,493 [Paul] Yo, last round. I gotta pack up some clothes. 348 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,995 My brother's coming home soon. 349 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,291 Bro, can't keep avoiding him, man. You live here. 350 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,378 Whatever. I'll just keep crashing with you guys. 351 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,464 I don't know, man. Gonna have to start charging you. 352 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,175 All right. 353 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,843 No, for real. 354 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,262 I mean, our place isn't cheap. 355 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,014 Market's been shit. 356 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,059 Yeah. No, that's cool. 357 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,647 Can't you just get your sugar mama to help you out? 358 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,233 She's not my sugar mama. 359 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,154 I mean, she gave you cash, and she's a mom. 360 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,155 Mm-hm. 361 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,074 No, we're just two humans connecting, all right? 362 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,411 - We care about each other. - Care about that dick. 363 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,124 [Brody] Paul, I killed you. 364 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,336 Dude, he's so sensitive, man. 365 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,561 Shit. 366 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,826 Hi. 367 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,619 Hi. 368 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,830 Look, I know I said this before, 369 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,709 but if we're gonna hang out, we can't do anything physical. Okay? 370 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,377 Okay. 371 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,839 ["Natural One" playing] 372 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,093 [moaning] 373 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:15,608 ♪ I'm the one natural one Make it easy... ♪ 374 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,068 [Amy] That feels so good. 375 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,987 I want you to spit on it. 376 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,281 [moaning] 377 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,617 ♪ Where I can love how I like If I want it ♪ 378 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,078 ♪ Whatever keeps me high... ♪ 379 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,580 [both moaning] 380 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,001 [Paul] Oh, shit. 381 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:38,840 Fuck. 382 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,010 You feel so good. 383 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,729 - Do you like my pussy? - Yeah. 384 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,981 You like how it squeezes your cock? 385 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,860 [moans] Fuck, I'm gonna come so hard. 386 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,905 I'm gonna come so hard. 387 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,032 I'm coming! I'm coming! 388 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,210 So you got me thinking a lot about my own future lately. 389 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,462 Oh, yeah? How so? 390 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:23,343 Just like getting my shit together, starting to plan, you know. 391 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,719 Yeah. 392 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:25,804 That's good. 393 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,393 I've been crashing at my boy's place ever since the fight with Danny. 394 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,604 Did he say anything about the arrest? 395 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,607 No, he texted me some shit about how I owe my cousin an apology, 396 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,194 - but fuck that. - Fuck that and fuck him. 397 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,823 You know, I can't crash at my boy's place forever. 398 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:49,786 Like if I had my own place, I could make some moves, you know. 399 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,999 Even my brother is getting his own spot, you know. 400 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,418 Mm-hm. Yeah. 401 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,463 I don't know, just... 402 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:04,050 You think you could lend me some money? 403 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,138 I'll pay it back, ASAP. 404 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,808 I just-- I need a jumpstart, and then... 405 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,645 I know I have it in me to be a millionaire like you in no time. 406 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:20,441 Well, you make it sound like what I achieved was easy. 407 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,319 No, I'm just saying, like-- 408 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,489 I'm saying I could do it too. 409 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,742 [scoffs] Okay. 410 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,914 What, like, now you don't think so? 411 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,877 Well, Paul, it just takes a lot more than good intentions. 412 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,172 I have busted my ass for years. 413 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:47,302 I've sacrificed my well-being, the well-being of my family. It-- 414 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,638 It's not millionaire in no time. 415 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,057 If you don't want to give me the money, just say so. 416 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:57,270 You don't have to be a bitch about it. Jesus Christ. 417 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,362 You should leave. 418 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,200 I'm dead serious. Get the fuck out. 419 00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:11,576 Word. 420 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,038 Nobody calls me a bitch in my home. Get out. 421 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,875 You know, work's not the reason your life's a fucking mess. 422 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,002 [door opens] 423 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:23,671 [door closes] 424 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,634 [sniffling] 425 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,612 [phone buzzing] 426 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:54,953 Hey, Naomi. 427 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,706 I saw George's post. So cute. 428 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:02,168 - What are you guys doing in Ojai? - I'm about to drive there now. 429 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,256 We're having some work done on the house, so he surprised me with the staycation. 430 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,216 He's so thoughtful. 431 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,135 My husband never does stuff like that. 432 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,471 Yeah, George is-- He's pretty special. 433 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433 - Sorry, there's a tickle in my throat. - No worries. 434 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,143 Hey, so small favor, 435 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:23,439 I just got nominated for next year's People to Watch in Calabasas Style, 436 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:26,401 and I was hoping that you could write a recommendation letter-- 437 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,612 I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. Can you say that again? 438 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:33,408 Oh, no worries. I was saying that I'm up for next year's People to Watch, and-- 439 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,244 You know what, Naomi? I have some work to do. 440 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,079 Can l call you back later? 441 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,165 Sure. Sure, yeah. Call me back whenever. 442 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,375 [call disconnects] 443 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,573 Hi. 444 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:39,307 [Amy] I want you to know that, despite what everybody tells you, 445 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,310 - you can have it all. You can. - [panel host] Wow. 446 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,653 Stuck-up bitch. 447 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,324 [Danny] I was sitting in my car, and all of a sudden, 448 00:26:56,324 --> 00:27:01,454 this woman just starts honking at me from her fucking perfect white SUV. 449 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,207 And then she fucking tags my truck with "I'm a bitch." 450 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,917 Is that normal behavior? 451 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:10,755 [Amy] Hey, security? Security, I think some drunk tourists have wandered in. 452 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,639 [Naomi] You're sure all these came from the SUV? 453 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:23,351 Neighbor said they saw the driver throw trash out the window. 454 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:26,062 I gathered everything I could find. 455 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,398 Maybe from the truck, I don't know. 456 00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,777 You wouldn't happen to have seen if the truck was tagged 457 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,029 with "I'm a bitch"? 458 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:36,781 Excuse me? 459 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,201 I know a neighbor who drives a white SUV. 460 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,328 It could be her. 461 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,664 But do you have proof? 462 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:49,127 No, but... I have a hunch. 463 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,129 She doesn't have much regard for others. 464 00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:56,050 Well, I received 12 other tips about white SUVs in the area. 465 00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,969 They're all convincing. 466 00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:00,054 But the cops are no help. 467 00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:02,140 Oh, I'll help you, Firouz. 468 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:05,268 I'm a very busy woman, but this is important to me. 469 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:08,104 - And I will not-- - I never got the new Calabasas Style. 470 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,607 You know, I think someone is stealing my mail. 471 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:12,900 Please take it. 472 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,072 I'm actually up for next year's People to Watch. 473 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,367 Oh, impressive. 474 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,411 That is no easy feat. 475 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,580 Thank you. 476 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,374 Well, I know lists are silly. 477 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,252 Had I known I was visiting a celebrity, 478 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:34,046 I would have brought something to autograph. 479 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,798 Oh, my God, stop. 480 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,804 Do you want anything to drink? 481 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,525 [automated voice] Arming in 30 seconds. 482 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:55,943 [beeping] 483 00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,697 [door opens, then closes] 484 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,660 [car starting in distance] 485 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,672 Four, three, two-- 486 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,258 - Disarmed. - [beeping stops] 487 00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:27,809 [line ringing] 488 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,898 [on voicemail] You've reached the offices of Tom Jones, CPA. 489 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:36,818 - Leave a message and I'll get back to you. - [beeps] 490 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:40,571 Hey, Tom. How much do you think the Tamago will sell for? 491 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,490 I think I'm going to sell it. 492 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:46,244 There are some disruptive events happening between my son and his wife. 493 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:49,121 It may affect my finances. Call me ba-- 494 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,706 [door unlocks, then opens] 495 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,836 [Michael] These rich people get these fancy systems 496 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,212 and don't even set them. 497 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,714 - Look at all this money. - My plan would've worked. 498 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:02,260 Yeah, smashing and grabbing everything in under two minutes isn't a plan, dude. 499 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,428 [Bobby] 'Cause you freeze under pressure. 500 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,223 That's 'cause in fight or flight, I'm fight. You understand? 501 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:10,643 I'm trying to stay put, activate my core, keep my trunk solid. 502 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,771 You don't know if someone will pop out and you gotta knock them out. 503 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,983 [Bobby] Yo, if I sense even a little bit of danger, pew! 504 00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:19,527 I'm flight, baby. Korean Air. 505 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,238 Yeah, you're a bitch. 506 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:29,787 Holy shit. Look at this thing, dude. Look at this fancy thing. 507 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,747 It's like on some Beetlejuice shit, huh? 508 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,166 All those lumps and bumps. I bet it's worth so much. 509 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,210 Looks like herpes poo-pooed. 510 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,755 [Michael] I'm saying, you're obsessed. 511 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,008 For someone who supposedly doesn't have it, 512 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,968 you talk about it all the time. 513 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:49,265 No, I'm talking about the family. I'm talking HSV-1, HSV-2. 514 00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:52,143 I'm talking zoster, Epstein-Barr. 515 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:55,730 Ugh, what an unfortunate name for a virus, you know. 516 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,233 - [Fumi] You motherfuckers! - Oh, fuck. 517 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,319 [high-pitched ringing] 518 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:03,446 ["Lonely Day" playing] 519 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:09,744 - [Bobby shouts] Shit! - [yelps] 520 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:14,457 ♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪ 521 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:21,422 ♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪ 522 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:26,886 ♪ Such a lonely day should be banned... ♪ 523 00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:29,013 Oh, my God. 524 00:31:30,473 --> 00:31:31,891 I know who lives there. 525 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:40,441 ♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪ 526 00:31:41,192 --> 00:31:46,656 ♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪ 527 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:52,828 ♪ Such a lonely day shouldn't exist ♪ 528 00:31:54,288 --> 00:32:00,127 ♪ It's a day that I'll never miss ♪ 529 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:05,508 ♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪ 530 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:12,682 ♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪ 531 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:18,604 ♪ And if you go I wanna go with you ♪ 532 00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:25,361 ♪ And if you die I wanna die with you ♪ 533 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:32,451 ♪ Take your hand and walk away ♪