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‪注意右侧

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‪-你这是崔克SLR9型?
‪-是啊

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‪太厉害了 我原来有一辆

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‪-是吗?
‪-不过我现在不骑碳纤维的了

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‪铝制的才是王道

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‪是啊 我在考虑要不要换一辆

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‪你骑到哪里?

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‪-就骑到老托潘加峡谷 然后返回
‪-太巧了 我也是

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‪-很高兴今天能有个骑友
‪-没错

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‪对了 我叫乔治

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‪嘿 我是赞恩

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{\an8}‪怒呛人生

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{\an8}‪内心如此隐秘的生物

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‪该死的居家软禁 再加上这个?

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‪我最不能相信的是
‪我竟然被戴脚环了

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‪伙计 这确实让人焦虑

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‪用你内心的力量 做到心无旁骛

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‪-这是疱疹的力量
‪-鲍比 你给我闭嘴

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‪嘿 我说的是带状疱疹

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‪-别再说“疱疹”这个词了
‪-这是水痘

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‪不是任何事都能用科学说得通
‪这能帮你放松

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‪放松?谢了 迈克尔 我该怎样放松?

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‪他们发现我非法跨越州界
‪严重盗窃 袭击他人 我完蛋了

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‪伙计 我完蛋了

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‪是你表弟

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‪别表现得太热情 我想让他难受一下

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‪嗨 好久不见 兄弟
‪你的无檐小便帽真不错

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‪去你的

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‪-好吧
‪-嗨 丹尼

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‪进来吧 很高兴见到你

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‪我要替咱俩坐牢去了
‪你就带来了这个?

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‪-莎莉重油蛋糕?
‪-我...

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‪我就是顺路买了

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‪随便吧 去切一下

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‪要厚切的 微波炉热15秒

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‪好吧 搞什...

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‪-你觉得这里面有麸质吗?
‪-全都是麸质

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‪嘿 其实

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‪我试过和警察解释不全是你的错

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‪但他们不相信我

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‪-是吗?你跟警察说了?
‪-是的 就说...

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‪他们知道卡车和公司在你名下
‪所以就...

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‪如果你没偷那台冰箱
‪这一切都不会发生

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‪谁会给迷你冰箱登记?简直见鬼了

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‪如果你弟弟没偷走卡车
‪这一切都不会发生

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‪这是那个卖植物的婊子的错

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‪是吗?那个卖植物的婊子
‪会负担我的律师费吗?

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‪会还你欠我的两万美元吗?

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‪我就在想
‪“这婊子不可能是白手起家的”

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‪那些对于自食其力
‪负担全家开销的吹嘘?

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‪-闭嘴吧 骗子 你在说什么?
‪-你他妈在说什么呢?

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‪卖植物的婊子 负担全家
‪你在说什么呢?

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‪她没嫁给白人这件事一直让我疑惑

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‪你猜怎么着?

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‪她的丈夫
‪是一位著名日本艺术家的儿子

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‪她嫁进了艺术世家

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‪他们有好多值钱的东西 我们可以偷

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‪真的是这样
‪他告诉了我很多他父亲作品的事

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‪-你现在和她丈夫混在一起了?
‪-别担心 我没告诉他我的真名

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‪我告诉他 我叫赞恩

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‪见鬼

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‪你去玩角色扮演了?

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‪你接下来要这么做 完成教堂的工作

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‪然后我来兑现那张支票 我来兑现!

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‪你工作 我拿钱

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‪然后我会继续拿钱

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‪我会一直拿钱 直到足以请律师
‪让我免于牢狱之灾 懂吗?

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‪你同意吧?

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‪你能做到吧?

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‪看到照片了吗?

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‪我在韩国城暴乱的现场
‪就在镜头之外

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‪如果他们用的镜头再宽一点
‪我就名垂青史了

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‪见鬼 这玩意真好吃

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‪你们尝了吗?

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‪老兄 这东西太沉了

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‪什么破工作

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‪搞什么 鲍比?
‪枪的事我怎么跟你说的?

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‪-怎么了?
‪-拜托 这里是教堂

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‪-放车里吧
‪-放松 我忘了放了

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‪记得迪克吗?还有他那些朋友?

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‪我不认识什么迪克
‪现在谁还会给孩子起名迪克?

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‪我说的是前副总统迪克切尼

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‪伙计 他一枪就打在他朋友脸上了

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‪好吧 我会放车里的

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‪你听说过哈佛大学的
‪那个乌鸦研究吗?

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‪-我进过哈佛的候补名单
‪-我知道

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‪他们让一个人戴着迪克切尼的面具
‪对乌鸦做坏事

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‪乌鸦会告诉其他乌鸦

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‪无论全国何处 只要切尼出现

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‪乌鸦就会袭击他

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‪他们会对着他的脸叽叽喳喳地叫
‪还会啄他

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‪我也进过德州大学奥斯汀分校的名单

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‪挺好的

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‪嗨 两位 感谢你们的帮忙

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‪我们就是为了赚钱

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‪-挣得不够多 是吧?
‪-懂我意思吧?

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‪嘿 我听说你们两年前
‪开始为艾萨克做事

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‪他是这么说的?
‪为他做事 不是和他一起做事?

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‪我们小时候他就是这样

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‪说什么大家都平等
‪但最后总是他当上老大

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‪-他也就做梦是老大
‪-他连老二都算不上

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‪是啊 他顶多是老六
‪一身软骨头的老六

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‪什么?

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‪行吧

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‪是 那家伙一点远见都没有

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‪没错 不过我有远见
‪只是没人认可我的远见

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‪你那个抢劫艺术品的主意?

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‪-实在太牛了
‪-没错

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‪谢谢了

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‪她升级了自家的安保系统

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‪但我进去过一次 就能再进去

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‪你上次做了什么?

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‪我...

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‪我尿了她家卫生间一地

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‪很大一泡

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‪很厉害

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‪我自称建筑承包商 就直接进去了

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‪我们也可以说自己是承包商

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‪没错

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‪不行 我已经用过这招了 所以...

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‪但你们知道的 有想法就好

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‪我和艾萨克不一样 大家都能说上话

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‪你有什么想法吗?

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‪-赞恩 我的朋友
‪-嗨

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‪谢谢你能过来 我知道太仓促了

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‪谢谢你邀请我

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‪通常我得带领唱诗班排练
‪但我今天休息

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‪我认识你

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‪-抱歉 她见到陌生人就怪怪的
‪-挺好的

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‪进来吧

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‪哎呀 你家真漂亮

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‪这个厨房永不过时

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‪谢谢 赞恩

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‪我认识你

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‪宝贝 不能这样 好吗?
‪不能这样欢迎新客人

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‪等一下 我给她点糖果

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‪-嘿 我有彩虹糖
‪-是吗?在你兜里?

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‪我爱吃甜食

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‪请给我一些 好吗?

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‪如果赞恩给你
‪你可以别再说“我认知你”了吗?

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‪我卡车里总是带着一包

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‪-你随时都可以向我要 好吧?
‪-好的

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‪-能用下你家卫生间吗?
‪-可以 直走到头左手边

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‪谢谢

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‪别错怪好人

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‪但我觉得你家管子漏了

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‪我听到瓷砖后面有滴答声

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‪见了个软糖圣代的鬼啊

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‪-真的吗?
‪-是的 我觉得是

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‪可恶

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‪我得给艾米打电话

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‪-她处理所有的家务事
‪-伙计 我们就能处理

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‪这样吧 我们查一下

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‪-我现在就查一下
‪-不用 太麻烦了

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‪一点也不麻烦 我已经在查了

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‪-真的?
‪-是啊 我这就在找管道工

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‪谢谢 伙计 你最强了

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‪强者惺惺相惜嘛

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‪说得好

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‪(兰博建筑材料店)

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‪真棒 丹尼刚刚发来短信
‪列了一堆要买的东西

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‪这才像话 终于有个计划了

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‪-嘿
‪-怎么了?

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‪背带裤 应该买这个

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‪不了 老兄 农民才穿背带裤呢

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‪-管道工也穿
‪-他们不穿 这又不是在电子游戏里

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‪-你在哪里见过农民穿这个?
‪-几周前我去摘苹果的时候

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‪赶紧买东西吧

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‪好的

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‪这就是我工作的地方

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‪很棒

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‪那些是什么?

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‪那些是我过世父亲的作品

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‪好的 我记得你说起过他

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‪-是的
‪-这个刚从画廊还回来

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‪月亮椅 珍品中的珍品

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‪我并不想冒犯你爸

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‪但我觉得这些作品
‪和你这些天马行空

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‪充满创意的作品相比 感觉有点突兀

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‪真的?

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‪是啊 我觉得这才是我听到艺术时
‪头脑中会想到的东西

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‪让我感觉到...

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‪我不知道该怎么形容
‪我不擅长艺术评论

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‪艺术可以用任何方式解读

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‪想到什么就说什么

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‪我想说 我不知道感觉得对不对...

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‪我不确定 它让我

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‪感到悲伤

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‪让我心里有一种

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‪黏糊糊的感觉

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‪我也说不清楚
‪就好像在我的胸口 我的双腿之间

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‪我不知道 我脑子里出现了这些感受

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‪你还好吗?我说得不对吗?我就是...

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‪不 你说得很棒

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‪我说不好

196
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,831
‪有时候我觉得自己是个骗子
‪你懂吗?

197
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,919
‪我爸爸去世的时候

198
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:32,174
‪我第一个想法是
‪“也不知道他是不是怀着失望走的”

199
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,428
‪没有人说过不是 所以...

200
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,934
‪你说得很好 谢谢 谢谢你

201
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,895
‪不用客气 你有天赋

202
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,693
‪我真的太高兴能认识你了

203
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,154
‪最近我感觉有些孤独

204
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,491
‪我妻子一直忙于做出那些
‪重大的人生决定 我都说不上话

205
00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:00,452
‪我知道我们才刚认识

206
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,831
‪但我感觉你真的很有心

207
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,125
‪你是一个好人

208
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,878
‪我对这些事感觉很准的

209
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,088
‪谢谢了

210
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,848
‪我得赶紧去打个电话 没关系吧?

211
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,600
‪-好的 请便 好
‪-我马上回来

212
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,525
‪-嗨 丹尼 怎么了?
‪-迈克尔

213
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,987
‪嘿 伙计 计划取消了 好吧?
‪我没时间解释

214
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,905
‪什么?你把漏水修好了吗?

215
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,366
‪是的 但是这里没什么值得偷的

216
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,953
‪-他们至少有电视 是吧?
‪-是的 他们有电视

217
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:46,748
‪-但就算了吧 好不好?
‪-我们东西都买好了

218
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,293
‪-你什么意思?放回去就行
‪-都在购物车里了

219
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,628
‪-不能放回去 这样不好
‪-没什么不好的

220
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,423
‪伙计 如果你不想做 那我们去做
‪把她地址发过来

221
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,509
‪-不行 我不会给你
‪-别逼我们自己查 我们会查到的

222
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,927
‪我们不能偷这家

223
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,888
‪-拜托!
‪-就这样

224
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,516
‪计划取消了

225
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,352
‪-周家这俩人 见鬼了
‪-是啊

226
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,730
‪现在怎么办?

227
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,903
‪听听滴水声

228
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,120
‪嗨 有什么事吗?

229
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,622
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

230
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,249
‪我们刚好开车路过这里

231
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,252
‪-我们发现...我们是管道工
‪-我们是管道工

232
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,297
‪我们发现你家可能漏水了

233
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,050
‪你们挺厉害 怎么发现的?

234
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,927
‪可能是有针孔漏点

235
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,429
‪-水质硬就会这样
‪-是的

236
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,057
‪作为专业人士 我必须告诉你
‪这样不安全

237
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,227
‪现在那里可能已经长了危险的霉菌

238
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:53,023
‪我们建议你立刻搬出来
‪如果你愿意的话 我们可以处理好

239
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:58,111
‪感谢你们这么说
‪但我需要听听别人的意见

240
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,614
‪我们是两个人 所以...

241
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:04,326
‪我有一个意见 他有一个
‪这就是两个意见了

242
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,120
‪-没错 谢谢你们 保重
‪-越是拖着

243
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,039
‪-情况就越糟糕
‪-糟糕得多

244
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,668
‪我完全可以看出他们在骗我

245
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:16,088
‪于是我看了几个视频 买了几个风扇

246
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,674
‪然后我关了水管阀门

247
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,967
‪都是我自己干的

248
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,596
‪不过可能是有一些霉菌

249
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,433
‪所以我们在外面住的时候
‪得找人来检测一下

250
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,435
‪什么?

251
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,734
‪我在奥哈伊找到了一家爱彼迎

252
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,153
‪奥哈伊!

253
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,741
‪艾米下班后会来找我们

254
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,413
‪我知道

255
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,583
‪我也希望一起去的是我们俩

256
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,711
‪别这样

257
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,671
‪我也想你了

258
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,967
‪好的 我得挂了 我还要收拾

259
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,261
‪我回来了就打给你 好吧?

260
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,138
‪我也爱你

261
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,975
‪再见 米娅

262
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:15,272
‪要想着我 我等不及你回来了 再见

263
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:20,819
‪打扰一下?

264
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,947
‪我的天 中井夫人

265
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,407
‪好的 来了

266
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,661
‪艾米应该会随时出来

267
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,582
‪对了 我是米娅

268
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,711
‪我们应该没见过面
‪但通过手机说过话

269
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,131
‪我有一段时间没来这里了
‪一直是这样的吗?

270
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,883
‪抱歉 这里太混乱了

271
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,968
‪好多人刚刚辞职了

272
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:49,932
‪收购的消息传出来后
‪大家都在找工作

273
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,393
‪我的儿媳无论走到哪里
‪都会有混乱相随

274
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,229
‪我想这就是为什么
‪她和乔治是一对佳人

275
00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,484
‪就像是阴和阳 是吧?

276
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,320
‪我儿子的花瓶卖得如何?

277
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,115
‪我认为现在的情况是
‪人们很欣赏它们...

278
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:11,161
‪即使是最富有想象力的花瓶
‪比如1970年代的雪瑞奇胖熔岩花瓶

279
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,413
‪也仅限于红色或棕色釉

280
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,958
‪小乔治花瓶的抽象本质

281
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,835
‪反映了他制作时涌现的创造力

282
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,630
‪我的天
‪说起胖熔岩花瓶 我都停不下来

283
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,424
‪你应该和客人这样说

284
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,550
‪是的

285
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,888
‪前几天我刚和乔治谈过他的上釉技术

286
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,058
‪我非常崇拜你们一家的艺术造诣

287
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,894
‪所以 如果你需要助手

288
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,438
‪或者哪里的画廊要雇人 我很乐意...

289
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,526
‪-附近有卫生间吗?
‪-有的 那边转角就是

290
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,080
‪老天 我只是在看一根内生的毛发

291
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,416
‪-不用解释
‪-马上就好

292
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,711
‪富美 你好

293
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,048
‪-我不知道你要过来
‪-我坐优步过来的

294
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,509
‪-你是不是忘了?
‪-午餐

295
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,138
‪我的天 富美 你知道的
‪我最近简直忙翻了天

296
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,766
‪-我们可以改天吗?
‪-可以的

297
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,894
‪-反正我也只能吃个简餐
‪-好的 太好了

298
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:22,566
‪我一定保证下次留足时间
‪这样我们可以大吃一顿

299
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,487
‪-我可以进去吗?
‪-好 当然

300
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,079
‪但是 小乔治
‪你为什么不找专业人士呢?

301
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:40,292
‪确实有管道工说要帮忙
‪但是我自己就修好了

302
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,335
‪用我自己的双手

303
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,546
‪你的手是用来雕刻艺术品的

304
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,383
‪妈妈 我知道
‪但自己终于有点用了 我感觉很好

305
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,635
‪我马上开到奥哈伊了

306
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,680
‪我随后打给你 好吧?想你 爱你

307
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,904
‪你好 乔伊斯 我是富美

308
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,907
‪我就是打给你聊聊天

309
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,658
‪给我回电话 再见

310
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,332
‪我是蕾妮 请留言 谢谢

311
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,627
‪你好 蕾妮 我是富美
‪我就是打给你聊聊天

312
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,920
‪给我回电话 再见

313
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,645
‪-你好 汤姆
‪-中井夫人

314
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,939
‪抱歉之前我没有回复你 今天很忙

315
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,774
‪没关系 我只是跟进一下

316
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,443
‪你从你儿媳那里借到那笔钱了吗?

317
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:52,072
‪我们本来今天早些时候要聊聊的
‪但我不得不改时间

318
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,782
‪听着 作为你的会计师

319
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,368
‪我得告诉你 形势不妙

320
00:17:56,368 --> 00:18:00,664
‪春树的遗产没有偿还能力
‪我刚收到你的信用卡账单

321
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,998
‪我们之前聊过这个

322
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,252
‪你需要养成新的消费习惯
‪或找到新的收入来源

323
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,878
‪我明白

324
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:11,174
‪你刚刚收到了画廊还回来的月亮椅
‪也许这次可以卖掉?

325
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,510
‪我不能卖 你知道的

326
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,054
‪即使我愿意 乔治也绝不会同意

327
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,764
‪你想让我去和他谈谈吗?

328
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,057
‪不用 请不要去

329
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,310
‪春树在他很小时就离开了他
‪他还放不下这件事

330
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,271
‪而且他去外地了

331
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,524
‪但我可以去他家 挑出其他作品卖掉

332
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,441
‪汤姆 可以吗?

333
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,493
‪这是最后一局
‪我得去收拾点衣服带走

334
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,995
‪我哥就快回家了

335
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,291
‪兄弟 你不能总是躲着他 你住在这里

336
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,378
‪无所谓 我继续跟你们住就好了

337
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,464
‪我说不好 伙计 再住我就要收费了

338
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,175
‪好的

339
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,843
‪不 我是认真的

340
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,262
‪我们的房租也不便宜

341
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,014
‪生意也不景气

342
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,059
‪好吧 没关系

343
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,647
‪你就不能找你的糖妈忙你一把?

344
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,233
‪她不是我糖妈

345
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,362
‪但她给过你现金 而且她是个妈妈

346
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,074
‪不行 我们只是惺惺相惜的知己
‪好吗?

347
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,411
‪-我们关心彼此
‪-关心你的屌

348
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,124
‪保罗 我杀掉你的角色了

349
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,336
‪伙计 他也太敏感了

350
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,425
{\an8}‪(乔治最近似乎心不在焉
‪赌城之旅后 他就和我疏远了)

351
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,970
{\an8}‪(我理解你 我朋友也不理解我了)

352
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,143
‪(我把这个发给乔治
‪他甚至什么都没说)

353
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,561
‪我去

354
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:55,320
‪(你也太性感了
‪现在我想说各种屁话)

355
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,405
‪(大笑 你太幽默了
‪谢谢你让我笑起来)

356
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,907
‪(今天的工作糟透了)

357
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:03,078
{\an8}‪(乔治发现家里管道漏水
‪所以我下班后得去奥哈伊找他)

358
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,831
{\an8}‪(或者你可以留下来
‪让我修好你家的管道)

359
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,336
‪(我们聊得越多 你就越傻)

360
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,131
‪(但说真的 你从未独享过家里)

361
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,093
‪(你应该邀请我过去)

362
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,437
‪(好吧 过来吧)

363
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,826
‪你好

364
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,619
‪你好

365
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,830
‪听着 我知道我说过这个

366
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,709
‪但我们要相处的话
‪就不能做任何身体上的事 好吧?

367
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,377
‪好的

368
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,068
‪这感觉太棒了

369
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,987
‪我想让你吐口水

370
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,001
‪见鬼

371
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:38,840
‪我操

372
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,010
‪你给我的感觉真棒

373
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,729
‪-喜欢我的小妹妹吗?
‪-喜欢

374
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,981
‪喜欢它挤压你小弟弟的感觉吗?

375
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,860
‪该死 我要高潮了

376
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,905
‪我要高潮了 就要高潮了!

377
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,032
‪就要高潮了!

378
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,210
‪最近你让我思考了
‪很多关于未来的事

379
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,462
‪是吗?为什么?

380
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:23,343
‪就是让我振作起来 开始谋划

381
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,719
‪好

382
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:25,804
‪那挺好的

383
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,393
‪我和丹尼吵过架之后
‪就一直在我朋友家住

384
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,604
‪他提过被捕的事情吗?

385
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,607
‪没有 他给我发短信
‪说我应该向我表哥道歉

386
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,194
‪-但去他的
‪-去他的 让他见鬼去吧

387
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,823
‪我不能老是住在我朋友家

388
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:49,786
‪如果我有自己的房子 就能做点事情

389
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,999
‪甚至我哥都要买房子了

390
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,418
‪好

391
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,463
‪我不知道 就是...

392
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:04,050
‪你觉得你能借我点钱吗?

393
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,138
‪我会尽快还你

394
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,808
‪我就是...我需要启动资金 然后...

395
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,645
‪我知道我有这个能力
‪很快就能成为像你这样的百万富翁

396
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:20,441
‪你说得好像我的成就很容易达成

397
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,319
‪不 我只是说...

398
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,489
‪我想说我也可以成功

399
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,742
‪好的

400
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,914
‪你现在觉得我不行吗?

401
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,877
‪保罗 成功不仅仅需要好的意愿

402
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,172
‪我累死累活干了很多年

403
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:47,302
‪我牺牲了我的幸福
‪牺牲了我家人的幸福 这...

404
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,638
‪不可能一夜之间就成为百万富翁的

405
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,057
‪如果你不想给我钱 直说就行

406
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:57,270
‪不必像婊子一样扯些有的没的
‪老天爷

407
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,362
‪你该走了

408
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,200
‪我是认真的 给我滚出去

409
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:11,576
‪没问题

410
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,038
‪没人能在我家叫我婊子 滚出去

411
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,875
‪工作不是你生活一团糟的原因

412
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:54,953
‪嘿 娜奥米

413
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,706
‪我看到乔治的帖子了 真可爱

414
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:02,168
‪-你们在奥哈伊做什么呢?
‪-我准备现在开车去那边

415
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,256
‪家里需要处理一些问题
‪所以他就用居家度假给了我惊喜

416
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,216
‪他真体贴

417
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,135
‪我丈夫从来不会做这种事

418
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,471
‪是啊 乔治他...他很特别

419
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433
‪-对不起 我嗓子有点不舒服
‪-没关系

420
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,143
‪嘿 帮我个小忙

421
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:23,439
‪我刚刚被提名为《卡拉巴萨斯型格》
‪明年的值得关注人物

422
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:26,401
‪我希望你能写一封推荐信...

423
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,612
‪抱歉 刚才那句我没听到
‪你能再说一遍吗?

424
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:33,408
‪没关系 我是说
‪我被提名为明年的值得关注人物...

425
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,244
‪娜奥米 其实 我有一些工作要做

426
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,079
‪我随后再打给你 好吗?

427
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,165
‪没问题 随时给我回电话

428
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,573
‪你好

429
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:39,307
‪因为我想让你们知道
‪尽管所有人都不认同这个观点

430
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:41,768
‪但是你能拥有一切 你可以的

431
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,653
‪自命不凡的婊子

432
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,324
‪我当时坐在自己的车里
‪突然有位女士

433
00:26:56,324 --> 00:27:01,454
‪从她那完美无瑕的白色SUV车里
‪向我鸣笛

434
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,207
‪然后她在我的卡车上喷涂
‪“我是个贱人”

435
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,917
‪这是正常的行为吗?

436
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,461
‪嘿 保安?我觉得...

437
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,547
‪(菲鲁兹A
‪求助!路怒事件!)

438
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,639
‪你确定这些都是那辆SUV里的东西?

439
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:23,351
‪邻居说他们看见司机从车窗
‪往外扔垃圾

440
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:26,062
‪我把能找到的都收集起来了

441
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,398
‪也许是那辆卡车扔的 我说不好

442
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,777
‪你有没有看到那辆卡车上写着

443
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,029
‪“我是个贱人”?

444
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:36,781
‪什么?

445
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,201
‪我认识一个邻居开白色SUV

446
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,328
‪可能是她

447
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,664
‪但你有证据吗?

448
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:49,127
‪没有 但是...我感觉是她

449
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,129
‪她不太尊重其他人

450
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:56,050
‪我收到了12条
‪关于这一带白色SUV的线索

451
00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,969
‪都很令人信服

452
00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:00,054
‪但警察一点忙都帮不上

453
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:02,140
‪我会帮你的 菲鲁兹

454
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:05,268
‪虽然我平时很忙
‪但这件事对我很重要

455
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,979
‪-而且我奉行...
‪-我没收到最新的《卡拉巴萨斯》

456
00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:09,063
‪(《卡拉巴萨斯型格》)

457
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:11,607
‪感觉有人在偷我的邮件

458
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:12,900
‪请拿走吧

459
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,072
‪其实我被提名为
‪明年的值得关注人物了

460
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,367
‪真厉害

461
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,411
‪这绝非易事

462
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,580
‪谢谢你

463
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,374
‪我知道这种名单很傻

464
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,252
‪我要是知道自己拜访的是位名人

465
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:34,046
‪肯定要带上可以签名的东西

466
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,798
‪老天 别这么说

467
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,804
‪你想喝点什么吗?

468
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,525
‪30秒后启动防护

469
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,672
‪四、三、二...

470
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,800
‪解除防护

471
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:36,025
‪我是汤姆琼斯 注册会计师
‪请留言 我会回电

472
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:40,571
‪嘿 汤姆 你觉得月亮椅能卖多少钱?

473
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,490
‪我准备卖掉它

474
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:46,244
‪我儿子和他妻子
‪感情上出了一些大岔子

475
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:49,121
‪可能会影响我的财务状况 给我回...

476
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:56,212
‪这些有钱人装了花俏的系统
‪但是都不用

477
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,714
‪-瞧瞧这里多富贵
‪-我的计划仍然会奏效

478
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:02,260
‪在两分钟内大偷特偷可不算是计划

479
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,428
‪因为你一紧张就僵住了

480
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,223
‪因为在战斗或逃跑的情况下
‪我选择战斗 懂吗?

481
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:10,643
‪我试图原地做好准备
‪激活我的核心 保持躯干绷紧

482
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,771
‪你不知道会不会有人冒出来
‪你得把他们打翻

483
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,482
‪嘿 如果我感到有一丝的危险...

484
00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:19,527
‪我一定会选择逃跑 大韩航空

485
00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,238
‪好吧 胆小鬼

486
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:28,202
‪老天爷 你看这个东西

487
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,787
‪看这个东西多花俏

488
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,747
‪很有《甲壳虫汁》的感觉 是吧?

489
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,166
‪所有的凹凸起伏
‪我打赌这个肯定很值钱

490
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,210
‪看起来像疱疹便便

491
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,755
‪我就是说说 对于一个没得这病的人

492
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,008
‪你简直走火入魔了

493
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,968
‪你总是念叨这个病

494
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:49,265
‪不 我说的是这一族的病毒
‪我说的是单纯疱疹病毒1型 2型

495
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:52,143
‪我说的是带状疱疹 儿童EB病毒

496
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,730
‪有这个名字的病毒可真不幸

497
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,233
‪-你们这帮王八蛋!
‪-见鬼

498
00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:08,951
‪该死!

499
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:29,013
‪老天爷啊

500
00:31:30,473 --> 00:31:31,891
‪我认识这家人

501
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,912
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