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‪往你右邊

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‪-是崔克SLR9嗎?
‪-當然

3
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‪太巧了,我之前也有一台

4
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‪-是嗎?
‪-但我現在不騎碳纖維了

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‪鋁才是王道

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‪是啊,我正考慮要換了

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‪你打算騎多遠?

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‪-騎到老托潘加再回來
‪-太棒了,我也是

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‪-今天能有個自行車伴也不賴
‪-絕對是

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‪對了,我叫喬治

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‪嗨,我叫贊恩

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{\an8}‪劇名:

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‪該死的軟禁,現在還加上這個?

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‪最瞎的是我還感染了帶狀泡疹

15
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‪那是因為壓力,兄弟

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‪心靈的力量,心能戰勝一切

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‪-那是泡疹的力量
‪-閉嘴,巴比

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‪皮蛇

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‪-別再說“泡疹”
‪-我還水痘勒

20
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‪不是一切都是科學,這樣有助於放鬆

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‪放鬆?謝了,邁可,我要怎麼放鬆?

22
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‪他們起訴我越過州界、重大竊盜
‪襲擊,我完了

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‪我完了

24
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‪是你堂弟

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‪別太歡迎他,我要他感到歉疚

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‪好久不見,兄弟,帽子很酷

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‪去你的

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‪-好的
‪-嗨,丹尼

29
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‪進來,很高興看見你

30
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‪我替我們兩人去坐牢
‪你就帶這點東西來?

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‪-莎莉雪藏蛋糕?
‪-我...

32
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‪我只是匆匆停了一下

33
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‪隨便,拿去切一切

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‪切厚片,放進微波爐15秒

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‪好的,搞什麼...?

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‪-這含有麩質嗎?
‪-全部都是麩質做的

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‪你知道

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‪我試著跟警察說了,不全都是你

39
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‪但他們不相信我

40
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‪-是嗎?你跟警察說了?
‪-是啊,像是...

41
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‪他們知道卡車在你名下
‪公司也在你名下,所以就像是...

42
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‪要是你不偷冰箱,就不會有這種下場

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‪誰會登記迷你冰箱?這太瞎了吧?

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‪如果你弟沒偷走卡車
‪根本什麼事都不會發生

45
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‪事實上都是那賣植物賤人的錯

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‪是嗎?賣植物的賤人
‪她會支付我律師的錢嗎?

47
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‪她會還你欠我的兩萬塊?

48
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‪我想“這賤人怎麼可能白手起家”

49
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‪還有那些辛苦工作的鬼話?

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‪-閉嘴,騙子,妳簡直鬼扯...?
‪-你在胡說八道什麼?

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‪賣植物的賤人,辛苦
‪你到底在鬼扯個什麼東西?

52
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‪我才不是她沒嫁給白人

53
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‪猜猜怎麼著

54
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‪她丈夫是日本大藝術家的兒子

55
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‪老哥,她嫁給藝術豪門

56
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‪他們有一堆我們能偷的鬼東西

57
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‪不,真的,你跟我說過他父親的作品

58
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‪-你現在搞上人家先生?
‪-別擔心,我沒說出我真實的姓名

59
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‪我說我叫贊恩

60
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‪去死

61
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‪你出去玩角色扮演?

62
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‪你給我聽好了
‪你給我完成教堂的工作

63
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‪然後我會把支票兌現,由我來收錢

64
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‪你工作,我收錢

65
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‪然後我要繼續收錢

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‪我會繼續收錢
‪支付律師直到讓我別再入獄,懂嗎?

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‪行嗎?

68
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‪你覺得行得通嗎?

69
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‪你看見了嗎?

70
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‪我在那裡,韓國城暴動
‪只是沒在相片裡

71
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‪如果他們用廣角,我就名留青史了

72
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‪靠,這很好吃

73
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‪你們試過了嗎?

74
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‪這鬼東西超重,老兄

75
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‪去他媽的這份工作

76
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‪搞什麼鬼,巴比?
‪槍的事我都是怎麼跟你說的?

77
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‪-怎樣?
‪-拜託,這是教堂

78
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‪-放進車子裡
‪-別緊張,我忘了

79
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‪記得迪克?他跟他朋友?

80
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‪我不認識什麼叫迪克的,兄弟
‪誰還會把孩子取名叫迪克?

81
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‪我講的是前副總統迪克錢尼

82
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‪他朝他朋友臉上開槍

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‪好,我放回車子裡去

84
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‪你聽過哈佛烏鴉研究嗎?

85
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‪-我是哈佛的候補名單
‪-我知道

86
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‪他們做了實驗,讓一個人戴上
‪迪克錢尼的面具,對這些烏鴉很壞

87
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‪然後烏鴉彼此相傳

88
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‪全國不論錢尼身在何處

89
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‪烏鴉都會攻擊他的屁股

90
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‪他們在他朝他臉又叫又啄

91
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‪我好歹也唸過德州大學奧斯汀分校

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‪厲害

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‪兩位,感謝幫忙

94
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‪我們只是來領薪水

95
00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,848
‪-薪資太少,對嗎?
‪-懂我意思吧?

96
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‪我聽說二位兩年前開始替艾塞克工作

97
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‪他是這麼說的嗎?
‪替他工作,不是跟他一起工作?

98
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‪我們小時候他就這樣了

99
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‪告訴你大家都平等
‪但最後他總是當老大

100
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‪-他希望他是老大
‪-拜託,連老二都不是

101
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‪對啊,他就像個麗塔
‪凱薩琳麗塔瓊斯

102
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‪什麼?

103
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‪酷

104
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‪對,那傢伙一點遠見都沒有

105
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‪我有遠見
‪但除了我自己,別人都看不見

106
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‪你打劫藝術品的想法?

107
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‪-超火
‪-對啊

108
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‪謝了,兄弟

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‪她升級了她的保全系統

110
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‪但我之前進去過,我還是能再進去

111
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‪你上次做了什麼?

112
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‪我...

113
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‪我在她浴室到處撒尿

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‪尿超多

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‪太酷了

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‪我就跟她說我是承包商,直接走進去

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‪我們可以說我們是承包商

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‪沒錯

119
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‪不行,我已經這麼做過一次了
‪所以,你知道...

120
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‪你知道,但這主意也不壞

121
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‪我不像是艾塞克
‪我們三方面都能相互溝通

122
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‪那你有什麼主意?

123
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‪-贊恩,兄弟
‪-嗨

124
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‪多謝你來,我知道這是臨時通知

125
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‪謝謝你邀請我

126
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‪我通常得帶領讚美樂團彩排
‪但我今天休假

127
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‪我認識你

128
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‪-抱歉,她對沒見過的人都怪怪的
‪-很好

129
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‪進來吧

130
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‪你家好美

131
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‪這廚房真的不退流行勒,兄弟

132
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‪謝了,贊恩

133
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‪我認識你

134
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‪親愛的,這樣不可以,好嗎?
‪不可以對新客人沒禮貌

135
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‪等等,我先給她糖吃

136
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‪-我有些採紅糖
‪-是嗎?在口袋裡?

137
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‪我愛吃甜食

138
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‪我可以吃嗎,拜託?

139
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‪如果贊恩給妳吃
‪妳就不再說“我認識你”了嗎?

140
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‪我總是在我卡車上留一包

141
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‪-妳想吃,隨時跟我要,好嗎?
‪-好

142
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‪-我可以借用你的浴室?
‪-好,走過去左邊

143
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‪謝了

144
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‪別斬來使

145
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‪但我想你水管漏水

146
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‪我聽見磁磚下有漏水聲

147
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‪天啊

148
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‪-真的?
‪-是啊,應該是

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‪該死

150
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‪我得打給愛美

151
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‪-房子的事都是她在處理
‪-兄弟,我們能夠處理

152
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‪這樣吧?我們來找一下

153
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‪-我來找
‪-不,太麻煩了

154
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‪一點都不麻煩,我已經開始找了

155
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‪-真的
‪-是,正在找水管工人

156
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‪謝了,兄弟,你真棒

157
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‪對,只有頂尖的人才看得出頂尖的人

158
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‪說得好

159
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‪(建材行)

160
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‪很好,丹尼傳了一堆要買的東西

161
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‪這才是我說的,終於有個像樣的計畫

162
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‪-嗨
‪-什麼事?

163
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‪工作服,這樣才對

164
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‪不,農夫才穿工作服

165
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‪-水管工人也是
‪-不,不穿,這又不是電動玩具

166
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‪-你在哪裡看到農夫?
‪-幾週前我去採蘋果

167
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‪買東西吧

168
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‪好的

169
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‪所有都在下面這裡了

170
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‪太酷了

171
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‪那些是什麼?

172
00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,783
‪那些是我過世父親的作品

173
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‪對,我記得你提起過他

174
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‪-對
‪-才從藝廊退回來

175
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‪玉子椅,聖杯

176
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‪不是要對你爸無禮

177
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‪我不知道,這些作品感覺不太自在

178
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‪跟你其他地方的那些
‪瘋狂創意的東西比起來

179
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‪真的嗎?

180
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‪這就是我想像中的藝術,你知道?

181
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‪讓我感覺...

182
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‪我不知道該怎麼形容
‪我對這種事不在行

183
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‪藝術沒有不好的詮釋方式

184
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‪想到什麼就說什麼

185
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‪我不知道這對不對,但是...

186
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‪我不知道,讓我...

187
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‪感到難過

188
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‪讓我覺得

189
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‪內心刺刺的

190
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‪在胸口,在腿裡

191
00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:05,689
‪我不知道,我腦袋只是胡亂想

192
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‪你還好嗎?我說錯了嗎?剛才...

193
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,407
‪不,你說得很棒

194
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‪我不知道

195
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,831
‪有時候我就覺得我像個騙子
‪你知道嗎?

196
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,919
‪我爸死時

197
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:32,174
‪我第一個念頭是
‪“不知道他是不是失望而死”

198
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,428
‪不然怎麼沒人告訴我,所以...

199
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,934
‪真的很棒,謝謝你

200
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,895
‪不客氣,你很有天賦

201
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,693
‪我好開心我認識你,兄弟

202
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,154
‪我最近一直都很孤單

203
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,491
‪我太太都在忙著做一些
‪我沒參與的人生重大決定

204
00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:00,452
‪我知道我們才認識

205
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,831
‪但我感覺你真的在乎

206
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,125
‪你是好人

207
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,878
‪對於這種事,我的直覺很敏銳

208
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,088
‪謝了,兄弟

209
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,848
‪我先打個電話,不介意吧?

210
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,600
‪-沒問題,請便
‪-馬上回來

211
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,525
‪-丹尼,什麼事?
‪-邁可

212
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,987
‪兄弟,計畫取消,好媽?
‪我沒時間解釋

213
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,905
‪怎樣?你修好漏水了?

214
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,366
‪對,但這裡沒什麼好偷的

215
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,953
‪-總有電視機吧?
‪-有,當然有電視機

216
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:46,748
‪-算了
‪-我們所有東西都買齊了

217
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,293
‪-什麼意思?放回去
‪-在推車裡了

218
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,628
‪-不能放回去,沒禮貌
‪-才不會沒禮貌

219
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,423
‪如果你不幹,我們幹
‪把她住址傳給我

220
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,509
‪-不,我才不給你
‪-別逼我們查,找得到的

221
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,927
‪我們不搶這屋子

222
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,888
‪-拜託,兄弟
‪-沒得商量

223
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,516
‪計畫取消了

224
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,352
‪-該死的周氏兄弟
‪-對啊

225
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,730
‪現在呢?

226
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,903
‪找漏水聲

227
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,120
‪嗨,有何貴事?

228
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,622
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

229
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,249
‪我們剛好開車路過

230
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,252
‪-我們注意到...我們是水管工人
‪-我們是水管工人

231
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,297
‪我們注意到你家可能有點漏水

232
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,050
‪你們真厲害,怎麼知道的?

233
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,927
‪可能有個針孔小洞漏水

234
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,429
‪-因重金屬礦物引起
‪-是的

235
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,057
‪身為專業人員,我得跟你說這不安全

236
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,227
‪那裡可能長出危險的黴菌

237
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:53,023
‪如果可以的話,我們建議
‪你們立刻出來讓我們處理

238
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:58,111
‪很感激你們提供的訊息
‪但我要徵詢第二個人的意見

239
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,614
‪我們有兩個人,所以...

240
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:04,326
‪我算一個以見,他也算
‪那就是兩個啦

241
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,120
‪-的確是,謝了,保重
‪-你等越久

242
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,039
‪-情況會越糟
‪-非常糟

243
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,668
‪我知道他們是在詐騙我

244
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:16,088
‪所以我看了幾個影片,買了些電扇

245
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,674
‪然後我關掉水閥

246
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,967
‪都是我自己來

247
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,596
‪但可能會有黴菌

248
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,433
‪所以不在的時候,要找人來測試一下

249
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,435
‪什麼?

250
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,734
‪我在奧亥找了民宿

251
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,153
‪奧亥

252
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,741
‪愛美下班後會來找我們

253
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,413
‪我知道

254
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,583
‪我也希望是我們去

255
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,711
‪別說了

256
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,671
‪我也想妳

257
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,967
‪好,我得掛了,得清理清理

258
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,261
‪我回來後再打給妳,好嗎?

259
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,138
‪我也愛妳

260
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,975
‪再見,蜜雅

261
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:15,272
‪多想我,我等不及你回來,再見

262
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:20,819
‪不好意思?

263
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,947
‪天啊,中井太太

264
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,407
‪好的,是的

265
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,661
‪愛美馬上就出來

266
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,582
‪對了,我叫蜜雅

267
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,711
‪我們沒見過,但通過電話

268
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,131
‪我好久沒來了,一直都像這樣嗎?

269
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,883
‪抱歉這裡一團亂

270
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,968
‪一堆人剛辭職

271
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:49,932
‪併購消息剛出來,大家都在找工作

272
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,393
‪我媳婦去到哪裡,哪裡就一團亂

273
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,229
‪這大概就是她跟喬治
‪這麼登對的原因吧

274
00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,484
‪就像是陰陽,對嗎?

275
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,320
‪我兒子的花瓶有賣掉嗎?

276
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,115
‪實際上,大家都很欣賞...

277
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:11,161
‪就算想像最豐富的花瓶
‪像是1970年代的西德陶瓷花瓶

278
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,413
‪都侷限於紅或棕釉

279
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,958
‪喬治花瓶的抽象本質

280
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,835
‪反映出他參與的表現

281
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,630
‪天啊,別讓我開始談西德陶瓷

282
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,424
‪不,這才是妳該跟顧客說的

283
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,550
‪對

284
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,888
‪我那天才跟喬治討論釉彩的技巧

285
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,058
‪我非常欣賞你家族的藝術

286
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,894
‪如果妳需要助理

287
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,438
‪或是知道藝廊在聘人,我...

288
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,526
‪-附近有洗手間嗎?
‪-有,在轉角那裡

289
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,080
‪天啊,我只是在檢查向內生長的毛

290
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,416
‪-不需要解釋
‪-稍待

291
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,711
‪富美,嗨

292
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,048
‪-我不知道妳會來
‪-我叫優步放我下來

293
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,509
‪-妳忘記了嗎?
‪-午餐

294
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,138
‪天啊,富美,最近真是忙翻了

295
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,766
‪-改天好嗎?
‪-沒事

296
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,894
‪-反正我吃兩口就走
‪-好,太好了

297
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:22,566
‪我去確定保留足夠時間
‪讓我們點整個菜單

298
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,487
‪-我可以用了嗎?
‪-當然可以

299
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,079
‪但喬治,你何不交給專業人事?

300
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:40,292
‪水管工的確有來過家裡
‪但我自己修好了

301
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,335
‪憑我自己的雙手

302
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,546
‪你的手是拿來雕塑的

303
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,383
‪媽,我知道,但覺得有用感覺挺好的

304
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,635
‪我現在要進奧亥了

305
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,680
‪再打給妳,好嗎?想妳,愛妳

306
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,904
‪喂,喬伊絲,我是富美

307
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,907
‪只是打來聊聊而已

308
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,658
‪再打給我,再見

309
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,332
‪我是芮妮,請留言,謝謝

310
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,627
‪喂,芮妮,我是富美,只是打來聊聊

311
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,920
‪再打給我,再見

312
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,645
‪-喂,湯姆
‪-中井太太

313
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,939
‪抱歉無法太早回你,今天很忙

314
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,774
‪沒關係,我只是看看進度

315
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,443
‪妳有辦法從妳媳婦那兒
‪拿到那筆借款?

316
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:52,072
‪我們本來今天稍早要談
‪我得再安排時間

317
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,782
‪聽著,身為妳的會計

318
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,368
‪我得說,情況挺不妙的

319
00:17:56,368 --> 00:18:00,664
‪春的資產沒有支付能力
‪我剛拿到妳的信用卡帳單

320
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,998
‪我們談過這件事

321
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,252
‪妳得創造新的營收
‪或是找到新的營業額

322
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,878
‪我知道

323
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:11,174
‪妳剛從藝廊那裡拿回玉子椅
‪也許終於可以賣掉了?

324
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,510
‪我不能賣,你知道的

325
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,054
‪就算我想賣,喬治也不會讓我賣

326
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,764
‪妳要我跟他談談?

327
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,057
‪不,拜託不要

328
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,310
‪他還在介意春留給他這麼少

329
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,271
‪他出城了

330
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,524
‪我可以去他那裡選其他的作品賣

331
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,441
‪好嗎,湯姆?

332
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,493
‪最後一回合了,我要打包一些衣服

333
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,995
‪我哥快回來了

334
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,291
‪老兄,不能老躲著他,你住這兒

335
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,378
‪隨便,我可以去跟你們窩在一起

336
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,464
‪我不知道,我得開始收你錢

337
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,175
‪好

338
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,843
‪不,真的

339
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,262
‪我們的地方也不便宜

340
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,014
‪市場很差

341
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,059
‪好,沒關係,沒事

342
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,647
‪不能找你的乾媽幫你嗎?

343
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,233
‪她不是我乾媽

344
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,362
‪她給你現金,她也是個媽

345
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,074
‪我們只是兩個心有靈犀的人,好嗎?

346
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,411
‪-我們在乎彼此
‪-在乎那隻鳥

347
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,124
‪保羅,我殺了你

348
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,336
‪他超敏感

349
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,425
{\an8}‪(喬治好像心不在焉
‪賭城後他就跟我距離很遠)

350
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,970
{\an8}‪(我懂,我的兄弟不再了解我了)

351
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,143
‪(我拍這張給喬治,他什麼都沒說)

352
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,561
‪天啊

353
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:55,320
‪(妳超辣的啦
‪我想說所有的髒話了)

354
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,405
‪(哈哈,你太好笑了
‪謝謝你讓我開心)

355
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,907
‪(今天工作很糟)

356
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:03,078
{\an8}‪(喬治家裡找到漏水
‪下班後我得去奧亥見他)

357
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,831
{\an8}‪(或是妳能回來
‪讓我修理妳的水管)

358
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,336
‪(我們越聊,你越蠢)

359
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,131
‪(不,但真的
‪妳從沒有給自己一個地方)

360
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,093
‪妳該邀請我過去)

361
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,437
‪好,過來

362
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,826
‪嗨

363
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,619
‪嗨

364
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,830
‪我知道我之前說過了

365
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,709
‪如果我們要在一起
‪我們不能有肢體接觸,好嗎?

366
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,377
‪好

367
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,068
‪感覺好棒

368
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,987
‪我要你吐口水

369
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,001
‪天啊

370
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:38,840
‪靠

371
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,010
‪妳感覺真棒

372
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,729
‪-你喜歡我的小妹妹?
‪-喜歡

373
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,981
‪你喜歡她擠壓你的小弟弟?

374
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,860
‪靠,我肯定大高潮

375
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,905
‪我快大高潮了,快了

376
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,032
‪快了

377
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,210
‪妳最近讓我老是思考我的未來

378
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,462
‪是嗎?怎麼會?

379
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:23,343
‪振作起來,開始計畫

380
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,719
‪是

381
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:25,804
‪很好

382
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,393
‪跟丹尼吵架後,我窩在我兄弟那裡

383
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,604
‪他對於逮捕有說什麼嗎?

384
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,607
‪不,他傳簡訊給我
‪說一大堆我欠我堂哥一個道歉

385
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,194
‪-去他的
‪-去他的,還包括他

386
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,823
‪我不能老是窩在我兄弟那裡

387
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:49,786
‪如果我能找到自己的地方
‪就能採取行動了

388
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,999
‪我哥也有自己的空間

389
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,418
‪是啊

390
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,463
‪我不知道,只是...

391
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:04,050
‪妳覺得妳可以借我一點錢嗎?

392
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,138
‪我會還,馬上還

393
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,808
‪我只需要立刻啟動,然後...

394
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,645
‪我知道我天生能跟妳一樣
‪馬上成為百萬富翁

395
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:20,441
‪你講得好像我很容易達成

396
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,319
‪不,我只是說...

397
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,489
‪我是說我也可以

398
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,742
‪好的

399
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,914
‪怎樣,妳不這麼認為嗎?

400
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,877
‪保羅,光是企圖心強沒用

401
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,172
‪多年來我一直努力

402
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:47,302
‪犧牲了我這個人,犧牲了我家庭...

403
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,638
‪不是立刻就成為百萬富翁的

404
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,057
‪如果妳不想給錢,直說就好

405
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:57,270
‪別這麼婊,老天

406
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,362
‪你該離開了

407
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,200
‪我非常認真,滾出去

408
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:11,576
‪沒問題

409
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,038
‪沒人在我家裡叫我婊子,出去

410
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,875
‪工作不是妳生活一團亂的原因

411
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:54,953
‪嗨,娜歐蜜

412
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,706
‪我看見喬治上傳的了,好可愛

413
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:02,168
‪-你們在奧亥幹嘛?
‪-我正要開過去

414
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,256
‪家李要整修
‪他準備在家度假來給我驚喜

415
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,216
‪他好體貼

416
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,135
‪我先生從不幹這種事

417
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,471
‪對,喬治...他非常特別

418
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433
‪-抱歉,我喉嚨癢
‪-沒事

419
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,143
‪幫個小忙

420
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:23,439
‪我剛被提名
‪《卡拉巴薩斯風格》裡的焦點人物

421
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:26,401
‪我希望妳可以寫封推薦信...

422
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,612
‪抱歉,我沒聽到,妳再說一次好嗎?

423
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:33,408
‪沒事,我說我要角逐焦點人物...

424
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,244
‪妳知道媽,娜歐蜜?我還有工作要忙

425
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,079
‪我可以晚一點打給妳?

426
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,165
‪當然,隨時回我都行

427
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,573
‪嗨

428
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:39,307
‪我要你們知道
‪不論每個人怎麼跟妳說

429
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:41,768
‪妳都能全部擁有,可以的

430
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,653
‪傲驕的臭婊子

431
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,324
‪我坐在我的椅子上,突然之間

432
00:26:56,324 --> 00:27:01,454
‪這女人從她的白廂型車裡
‪開始對我按喇叭

433
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,207
‪然後她在我卡車上
‪標上“我是婊子”

434
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,917
‪這是正常行為嗎?

435
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,461
‪警衛?警衛,我想...

436
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,547
‪(費魯斯,怒路事件,求就)

437
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,639
‪你確定這些都是廂型車來的?

438
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:23,351
‪鄰居說他們看見駕駛
‪從窗戶丟垃圾出來

439
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:26,062
‪我盡我所能蒐集一切

440
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,398
‪也許是卡車的,我不知道

441
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,777
‪你不會剛好看見,卡車有沒有被標示

442
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,029
‪“我是婊子”

443
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:36,781
‪妳說什麼?

444
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,201
‪我認識個開廂型車的鄰居

445
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,328
‪可能是她

446
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,664
‪但妳有證據嗎?

447
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:49,127
‪沒有,但我直覺很準

448
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,129
‪她不太在乎其他人

449
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:56,050
‪這區我收到了12個白色廂型車的線索

450
00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,969
‪都非常令人信服

451
00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:00,054
‪但警察根本沒用

452
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:02,140
‪我幫你,費魯斯

453
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:05,268
‪我是個非常忙碌的女子
‪但這對我很重要

454
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,979
‪-我有...
‪-我都沒收到新《卡拉巴薩斯風格》

455
00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:09,063
‪(《卡拉巴薩斯風格》)

456
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:11,607
‪我猜有人偷我的郵件

457
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:12,900
‪請拿去吧

458
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,072
‪事實上我要角逐明年的焦點人物

459
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,367
‪厲害

460
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,411
‪不簡單

461
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,580
‪謝謝

462
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,374
‪我知道名單很傻

463
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,252
‪要是我知道來拜訪名人

464
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:34,046
‪我會帶東西來要個簽名

465
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,798
‪天啊,別這麼說

466
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,804
‪你要喝點東西嗎?

467
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,525
‪30秒後啟動保全

468
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,672
‪四、三、二...

469
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,800
‪解除

470
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:36,025
‪我是會計師湯姆瓊斯
‪請留言,我會回電

471
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:40,571
‪嗨,湯姆,你覺得玉子椅能賣多少?

472
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,490
‪我想我要賣掉

473
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:46,244
‪我兒子跟他妻子之間
‪發生了些毀滅性的事件

474
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:49,121
‪會影響到我的財務,再回我...

475
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:56,212
‪這些有錢人裝了豪華系統
‪卻甚至連設定都沒設定

476
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,714
‪-看看這些錢
‪-我的計畫本來可行的

477
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:02,260
‪兩分鐘內闖進來搶東西
‪才不叫計畫,兄弟

478
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,428
‪因為你在壓力下會動彈不得

479
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,223
‪因為不是打就是逃
‪我會打,你懂媽?

480
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:10,643
‪我是要保持穩定
‪啟動核心肌群,讓身體穩住

481
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,771
‪你不會知道是否有出現
‪你得把他們敲昏

482
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,482
‪如果我感覺到一絲絲危險

483
00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:19,527
‪我會逃,搭韓國航空

484
00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,238
‪對,你是個婊子

485
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:28,202
‪天啊,看這東西

486
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,787
‪看這豪華的東西

487
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,747
‪就像是《陰間大法師》的鬼玩意兒

488
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,166
‪這些疙瘩跟腫塊,我打賭一定很值錢

489
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,210
‪看來像泡疹拉屎

490
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,755
‪我覺得你真的是太投入了

491
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,008
‪對於一個不該有的人來說

492
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,968
‪你說個不停

493
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:49,265
‪不,我說的是家族
‪我說的是性病泡疹

494
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:52,143
‪我說的是泡疹,第四型病毒

495
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,730
‪拿名字來命名病毒還真慘

496
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,233
‪-你們這群混球
‪-慘了

497
00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:08,951
‪該死

498
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:29,013
‪天啊

499
00:31:30,473 --> 00:31:31,891
‪我知道誰住那裡

500
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,912
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