1 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:09,760 (film projector rolling) 2 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:22,189 ("I Want'a Do Something Freaky To You" by Leon Haywood playing) 3 00:00:31,407 --> 00:00:33,409 (music softens) 4 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,010 -(engine stops) -(music stops) 5 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,180 (doorbell buzzes) 6 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,599 (dog barking) 7 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,561 (footsteps approaching) 8 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,943 What is it? 9 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,238 I just wanted to make sure. 10 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,991 'Bout what? 11 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,910 About Dumpling. 12 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:19,246 (door opens) 13 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,707 (Madame speaking Vietnamese) 14 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:27,338 Why would you bother coming all the way here just for this? 15 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,882 Do as you see fit. 16 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,969 You know... what is to be done. 17 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,559 ("I Want'a Do Something Freaky To You" continues) 18 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:44,063 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 19 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,899 ♪ I want'a do something... ♪ 20 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,276 (General speaking Vietnamese) 21 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,777 ♪ Right now ♪ 22 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:55,825 Huh? 23 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:04,500 Um... 24 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,150 (deep sigh) 25 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,712 (outside chatter) 26 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,593 (sighs) 27 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:01,849 (speaking Vietnamese) 28 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,767 (car honking) 29 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,817 (sighs) 30 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:14,254 (mysterious, tense music playing) 31 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:18,050 Captain: The F-6, the grim reaper. 32 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,094 It was horrifying to learn that my friend 33 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:24,056 was a trained assassin who had killed dozens of our comrades. 34 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:28,185 But honestly, it was also a relief. 35 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,480 I wasn't the only one who'd been lying all these years. 36 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,192 And I could use his expertise. 37 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,070 -(engine stops) -(siren wailing) 38 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,490 ♪♪ 39 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,036 passerby: Wait, I can help with that. 40 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,747 (Bon speaking Vietnamese) 41 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,094 ♪♪ 42 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,230 (ambient street noise, chatter) 43 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,364 (sighs) 44 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,450 ♪♪ 45 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,422 Fuck! 46 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,734 ♪♪ 47 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,797 (Captain sighs) 48 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:43,278 ♪♪ 49 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,772 (birds chirping) 50 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,070 Uh... 51 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,914 ("Mua Rung" by Huynh Anh playing in apartment) 52 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,211 Yeah. 53 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,687 ♪♪ 54 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,549 (Crapulent Major's mother) 55 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,609 ♪♪ 56 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,635 Black pudding. Uh... 57 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,682 Black pudding? 58 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,599 ♪♪ 59 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,683 (Captain chuckles) 60 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,396 (ambient street noise) 61 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,524 And what brings you here out of the blue? 62 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,445 I just thought I'd drop by. 63 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:57,032 'Kay. We might, uh, need to add another ground rule. 64 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,450 No surprise visits. 65 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,118 You look nice. 66 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,871 ("Still a Part of Me" by The Minits playing in car) 67 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,539 You're not too shabby yourself 68 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,292 for someone just "dropping by." 69 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:11,588 Have you ever been to a longevity celebration? 70 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,215 No. 71 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,427 But did I maybe see one on an episode of "Star Trek"? 72 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,513 ♪♪ 73 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,808 You want me to go with you? 74 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,774 If I do say yes... 75 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,194 how will you introduce me to other guests? 76 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,696 Uh... 77 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,662 Why do I feel that, however I answer, I'm doomed? 78 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,790 (chuckles) This isn't a trap. 79 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,961 Come on, baby, relax. You're far too tense sometimes. 80 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,838 True, I agree, but (chuckles) 81 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,589 does that mean you're coming with me? 82 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,174 Call you tonight. 83 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,562 (sighs) Heartbreaking. 84 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,605 (dog barking) 85 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:14,317 -Are you... -(suspicious music playing) 86 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,527 are you following me? 87 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,487 No, no. This is pure coincidence. 88 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,574 Hence my astonished expression. 89 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,284 (barking) 90 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,786 I didn't know you had a dog. 91 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,415 Claude: Oh, this thing. Yeah, it's a good prop. 92 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:33,003 Nobody pays much mind to a homosexual walking his foofoo dog. 93 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,630 -Are you a homosexual? -(dog barking) 94 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,966 I'm whoever I need to be. 95 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,259 Just like you. 96 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,220 ♪♪ 97 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,350 Is he CIA-issued? 98 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,352 (laughs) 99 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,230 Oh, let's just say he's susceptible to suspicion. 100 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,819 Speaking of which, uh, any leads on the General's suspicions? 101 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,321 Uh, did your man in Saigon 102 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,823 turn up anything worth looking into? 103 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,743 Quell the General's anxieties, stat. 104 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,621 Tell you why. Because we need him. 105 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:12,167 But now he's just an impotent clown, isn't he? 106 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,460 Yeah, but he's still the king. 107 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,379 A clown with a crown. 108 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,590 So, stop your waffling, get out there, 109 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,468 and get me some goddamn proof. 110 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,136 It would also serve you well. 111 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,013 Remember, you're the one who brought up 112 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,766 this candy business in the first place. 113 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,561 -Unwrap a few treats for the General to suck on. -(dog barking) 114 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:35,357 -Proof? -We could just call the Major into the "Yellow Flag," 115 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,025 rough him up a little. 116 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,070 But what are we gonna do if he flat-out denies it? 117 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,571 Keep in mind, this is America. 118 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,783 If only we were still in Vietnam 119 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,536 where you could torture civilians with impunity, right? 120 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,830 ♪♪ 121 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,375 -(music stops) -(birds chirping) 122 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,587 Am I really supposed to pick that up now? 123 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,550 Well, a civic-minded homosexual would. 124 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,635 Christ. You're right. 125 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:13,186 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't eat it now. Christ. -(dog barking) 126 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,313 Look, what if I can't turn up any proof? 127 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,482 Claude: Well, then you move on to the next guy... 128 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,610 and the next guy, and the next guy, and the next after that 129 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,446 until you figure somethin' out. 130 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,698 And one more thing. 131 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,366 Can you do somethin' with this? 132 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,707 -(dog barking) -Let's go. 133 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,672 (tense music playing) 134 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,633 Captain: Ignoring the fact that patience 135 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,594 is the spy's number one virtue, 136 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:49,973 I decided to ask Man one last time. 137 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,810 The Major was an innocent man, 138 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,730 or as innocent as anyone in that army. 139 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,440 (tires screech) 140 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,817 (street chatter) 141 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,902 ♪♪ 142 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,166 And still no directive from Man on whether or not 143 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,376 I should kill the Major. 144 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,713 I started to wonder if it was a silent "no"... 145 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,381 or a silent "yes." 146 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,467 (siren wailing) 147 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,974 (ambient street noise) 148 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,967 (suspicious music playing) 149 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,149 Captain: Ah, fuck it. 150 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,403 Hey, hey. 151 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,302 (chuckles) 152 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,472 (sighs) 153 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,275 It's a new world here. 154 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,738 You can go anywhere, climb to any heights, 155 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,907 as long as you make money first. 156 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,367 And in America, we don't have to stay 157 00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,413 just a chink and a bastard. 158 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,500 (pensive music playing) 159 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,716 And if you fully commit to this land... 160 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,677 you become fully American. 161 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,264 But if you don't... 162 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,352 you're just a wandering ghost 163 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,854 living between two worlds, 164 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,523 forever. 165 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,566 ♪♪ 166 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,110 (siren wailing) 167 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,946 Sound wisdom. 168 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,159 "Embraced in the arms of the man I was meant to kill, 169 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,662 I suddenly thought about his mother." 170 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,207 (Commandant speaking Vietnamese) 171 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,475 (Commandant clicks tongue) 172 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,021 (sighs) 173 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:15,947 -(Vietnamese music playing) -(guests chattering) 174 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,450 Are you sure you guys are refugees? 175 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,494 You know Asian families. 176 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,580 (vocalist singing) 177 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:34,382 I wonder how he scraped up enough for all this. 178 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,176 ♪♪ 179 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,262 -Ms. Mori? -Thank you. 180 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,600 One moment, I'll be right back. 181 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,685 ♪♪ 182 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,147 (vocalist singing) 183 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,232 (guests chattering) 184 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,242 Betrayal. 185 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,079 By whom? 186 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,332 Isn't it obvious? 187 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,337 The Major? 188 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,591 -(vocalist singing) -General: How dare she humiliate her father 189 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,426 in front of all our people? 190 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:23,514 And how dare the Major permit her to whore herself out on stage? 191 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,436 I wouldn't be suffering this humiliation 192 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,690 if you had just done your fucking job already. 193 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,359 I thought I should be generous 194 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,402 and let him celebrate his mother's 80th. 195 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,613 "Generous"? 196 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,365 You think you're in a position 197 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,158 to grant such generosity? 198 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,495 Crapulent Major: Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. 199 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,164 Okay, um, could everyone please, uh, 200 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,249 find their assigned seats? 201 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,293 Oh, um... 202 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,527 -Lana. -Not the schoolgirl you once knew, hm? 203 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,363 Well, uh, congrats. 204 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,323 Looks like today's also your graduation 205 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:26,285 from living as, uh, "someone's daughter." 206 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,829 And you? 207 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,581 You graduated from "someone's aide-de-camp"? 208 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,458 -(chuckles) -I hope so. 209 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,876 Sofia Mori: You have a wonderful voice. 210 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,378 Thank you. 211 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,046 Uh, this is the General's daughter. 212 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,591 I mean, Lana, and, uh, this is my boss. 213 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:44,512 I mean, my girlfriend, Ms. Mori. 214 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,347 Sofia. 215 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,474 Come on, let's have a drink. 216 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,726 It's a party, isn't it? 217 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,185 I'll come with you. What are you having? 218 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,022 -Margarita? -Uh, sure, if you can find one. 219 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,107 (guests chattering) 220 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,283 -Sonny. -Sofia. 221 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,746 -(indistinct chatter) -(laughter) 222 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,873 (Crapulent Major speaking) 223 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:37,356 A Green Beret who served alongside us for four years 224 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,151 and who still fights for our people today 225 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,403 in the halls of the U.S. Congress. 226 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:47,700 Please welcome our friend, Congressman Ned Godwin! 227 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,495 (guests cheering) 228 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,915 Holy shit. Napalm Ned himself. 229 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,750 (guests chattering) 230 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,460 (applause) 231 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,422 Thank you. Thank you, Major. 232 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,549 (softly) Did I interrupt your introduction? 233 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,134 I apologize. 234 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,428 Just take a look at the card there. 235 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:12,100 Oh. Uh, welcome, Congressman. 236 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,268 Your commitment to our people 237 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:17,355 is as clear as the scars on your hand. 238 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,983 Whoa. This old thing? 239 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,903 These wounds are nothing compared to the scars 240 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,988 inflicted on your homeland. 241 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,205 It is a true honor to be here with you today to celebrate 242 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,583 the longevity of this wonderful Vietnamese lady. 243 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:41,295 And please accept this gift as a symbol of the fellowship 244 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,173 -between our two countries. -(guests murmuring) 245 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,259 You know, when I was fighting the Viet Cong, 246 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:49,512 this handcrafted American blade 247 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,556 was the best ally I had. 248 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,559 It saved my lily-white ass more than once. 249 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,645 It's bad luck to gift a Vietnamese person a knife. 250 00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,730 They sever relationships. 251 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,774 -What a dickwad. -(camera clicks) 252 00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:04,735 Congressman Ned Godwin: This is a, this is a gift. Hold this right here. 253 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,321 You know, looking out at your proud faces today, 254 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,782 it reminds me of something dear to my heart. 255 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,368 The great promise of America. 256 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,621 The promise of the American Dream. 257 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:20,585 The promise that America is the land of freedom and independence, 258 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:24,005 land of heroes who will not relent 259 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:27,341 in the cause of helping our friends and smiting our foes. 260 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,720 One day, America will stand tall again, 261 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:36,434 and it will do so because of courageous immigrants like you. 262 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:40,813 And on that day, in gratitude, America will hear your plea. 263 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,940 America will offer its assistance. 264 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,610 And on that day, General Trong, 265 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:50,072 who fought bravely at my side in the Northern Highlands. 266 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:54,952 Listen well, the land you have lost will once again be yours. 267 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:57,038 (baby crying) 268 00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:02,251 (speaking Vietnamese) 269 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:06,881 -(all chanting "Long Live Vietnam!") -Communism never wins. 270 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,341 Capitalism will triumph. 271 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,764 -(chanting) -(camera clicking) 272 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,933 (band playing South Vietnamese Anthem) 273 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,226 (exclaims) 274 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:21,270 (chanting) 275 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:30,738 -Ned: America! Vietnam! America! Vietnam! -(vocalist singing) 276 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:32,490 ♪♪ 277 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,829 (song stops) 278 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,499 Machine gunnist, hey. Cheers. 279 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,542 Inspiring words, Ned. 280 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:46,254 Well, they have the added benefit of being true. 281 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:49,298 And the generous gift of your personal knife. 282 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:52,969 Oh, no, no, no, that's just a, a-- It's a good replica. 283 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,762 (General, Ned chuckle) 284 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:55,972 Congressman, 285 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,557 this is the young man I was telling you about. 286 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,978 He's my Chief of Communications. 287 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,064 As you can see, he is of mixed race. 288 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,819 Oh, yeah. 289 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:16,993 (indistinct chatter) 290 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,162 (fussing) 291 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,749 Crapulent Major: Let me introduce my twins. 292 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:27,295 Spinach, because of that American "Popeye" cartoon. 293 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:30,339 Popeye eats spinach and become all-powerful. 294 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:33,884 -Uh-huh. -And then, Broccoli just come naturally. 295 00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:35,553 Strength and health! 296 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:39,223 -(babies fussing) -This country isn't for the weak. 297 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,476 (guests laughing, chattering) 298 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,022 Your business, let me in. 299 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,316 Crapulent Major's wife: They are cute, right? 300 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,235 (indistinct chatter) 301 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,451 Why? 302 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,876 (scoffs) 303 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,092 You know what was funny about the speech back there? 304 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,969 I have a feeling you're about to tell me. 305 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:20,681 Mm. Freedom and independence, democracy. 306 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:23,642 That's similar to the slogan the Communist Party uses. 307 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,436 A slogan is an empty suit. 308 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,397 Anyone can wear it. 309 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,858 Hey, I like that. Mind if I use it? 310 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,943 (indistinct chatter) 311 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,907 Your friend, he's interesting. 312 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,202 He seems proud to flirt with the graffiti underground. 313 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:45,122 -He's not my friend. -photographer: Okay, everybody here? 314 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,631 (chatter, laughter) 315 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:56,926 (light piano music playing) 316 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:03,182 Can someone turn that mirror ball off? 317 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,309 (Crapulent Major speaking) 318 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,275 (laughter) 319 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:20,157 Spinach, Broccoli. Cheese! 320 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:24,078 -photographer: Smile. -guests: Cheese! 321 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,413 (camera clicks) 322 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,290 Crapulent Major: The Americans showered our people 323 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,959 with the American candy. 324 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,086 They got us hooked on the stuff. 325 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:34,797 Captain: So, you box up the expired candy, 326 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,050 and then that guy ships them to...? 327 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,262 Hong Kong. And our guy in Kowloon 328 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,514 disguises the packages 329 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:47,685 as the North Korean-donated school supplies. 330 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:52,857 -Right. -Then, he ships them on to Saigon. 331 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,861 No one is going to touch the donated school supplies 332 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,613 from a fellow socialist ally. 333 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:06,370 Oh, you should put one of these on your bumper, too. 334 00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:10,708 -Thanks. -Hey. 335 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,753 Look at us! A pair of real Americans! 336 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,839 -(chuckles) -And next weekend, we are gonna celebrate 337 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,258 our first Independence Day in America. 338 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,594 I heard it's a real party. 339 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,013 And this year, even bigger because 340 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,891 it's one year before the Bicentennial. 341 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:31,604 There will be no sky, just fireworks! 342 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:37,151 -(suspicious music playing) -Fireworks. 343 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,653 A Chinese invention, of course. 344 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,201 (fireworks booming) 345 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:48,496 (light, tense music plays) 346 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,880 (Bon speaking Vietnamese) 347 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,496 (sighs) 348 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,582 (fireworks booming) 349 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,126 (sighs) 350 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,215 (fireworks booming) 351 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,182 (vehicle approaches) 352 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:39,982 (tense music playing) 353 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,915 ♪♪ 354 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:04,882 Major. 355 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,010 Hey! 356 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:11,305 Ahh, that funky smell. 357 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,600 (sniffs) Thank you. 358 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,477 Is it Halloween or something, 359 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,564 like, wearing costume and handing out treats? 360 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:24,234 You look like you're full white now! 361 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,862 ♪♪ 362 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,242 That way. 363 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:39,041 ♪♪ 364 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:43,045 Crapulent Major: Has my business made the General angry? 365 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:54,056 ♪♪ 366 00:32:57,267 --> 00:32:59,561 Tell him I'll cut him in. 50/50. 367 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,480 I told you not to turn around. 368 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:02,564 When? 369 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:06,402 40/60. Okay, like, 20/70. 370 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,738 The remaining 10 goes to you. 371 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,741 -Turn around. -You said don't turn around. 372 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,620 ♪♪ 373 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:19,623 Just do what I say, for fuck's sake! 374 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:35,806 ♪♪ 375 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,896 (fireworks booming) 376 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,571 -(fireworks stop) -(music stops) 377 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,614 (dog barking) 378 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,700 (siren wailing) 379 00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:00,205 Fireworks are over. 380 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,666 -(grunts) -(gunshot) 381 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:07,379 (suspenseful music playing) 382 00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:09,089 (panting) 383 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:10,966 (grunts) 384 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,677 -(ambient street noise) -(groaning) 385 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,435 (yells) 386 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,520 ♪♪ 387 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,232 (groaning) 388 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:32,987 (vehicle passes) 389 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:39,620 ♪♪ 390 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,250 (grunting, groaning) 391 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,304 ♪♪ 392 00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,435 (groaning) 393 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,866 ♪♪ 394 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,248 (firecracker sizzling) 395 00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:35,884 -(crackling) -(gunshots) 396 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,432 ♪♪ 397 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,029 ♪♪ 398 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,534 (engine starts) 399 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,667 (tires screech) 400 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,634 (music fades out) 401 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,470 (ringback tone) 402 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:22,556 (TV playing) 403 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,477 General (over phone): Hello? 404 00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:29,730 It's done. 405 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:31,273 General: Good. 406 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,068 Can you write a eulogy for me? 407 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,864 Uh, sir? 408 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:40,949 General: They'll be holding a funeral soon, 409 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,367 and I have a feeling 410 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:44,995 that they'll ask me to give a eulogy. 411 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:47,080 I mean, who else? 412 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,959 -Try it. -(sighs) 413 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,045 Just like the good old days. 414 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:55,422 -Good night. -(hangs up) 415 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,507 (dial tone) 416 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,012 (classical music playing on TV) 417 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,116 ♪♪ 418 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,827 (fireworks booming on TV) 419 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:49,142 ("The Star-Spangled Banner" playing on TV) 420 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,941 ♪♪ 421 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,026 (indistinct chatter) 422 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,195 Commandant: Ah! 423 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:15,752 (country music plays, pauses, rewinds) 424 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:24,219 Allow me to introduce our wiliest adversary. 425 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,723 You heard about the dual-bomb attacks in Bình Duong? Yeah? 426 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,225 They used a modified wristwatch as the triggering device? 427 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,102 You're talkin' about a double detonation kill 428 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,187 and then a second kill on the rescuers? 429 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,650 You mean "The Watchman"? 430 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:42,320 Well, that was his country nickname when he was a solo act. 431 00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:44,698 But now he's the leader of a band, 432 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,908 churning out hits with such perfect timing, 433 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,995 we know he has an inside ear. 434 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:53,123 Certainly not how I imagined him. 435 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,167 Yep, we played over 100 different songs 436 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,586 to see which spiked his adrenaline. 437 00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:00,088 As a consequence, we've been blaring this particular ditty 438 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:03,008 for the past five days nonstop. 439 00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:05,177 Now, funny thing, these Commies, 440 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,971 they'd rather listen to a wet fart than country music. 441 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:11,725 -(turns up volume) -But he hasn't said a word. 442 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,518 We made affairs mighty miserable for him, 443 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:15,812 but he won't budge. 444 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:19,524 That's why you're here. Get in there, do somethin'. 445 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,818 (door opens) 446 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,862 You'll need to be creative to crack him. 447 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,948 (door closes) 448 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:30,619 Watchman: Ha! Come dance with me... huh? 449 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,579 ("I've Got a Happy Heart" by Susan Raye playing in cell) 450 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,664 ♪ I've got a happy heart ♪ 451 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,375 ♪ And feel like I could almost fly ♪ 452 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,795 ♪ I think if someone shot me ♪ 453 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,380 ♪ That I wouldn't even die ♪ 454 00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:45,967 ♪ Just find someone to live for and to love-- ♪ 455 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,261 (Claude turns off song) 456 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,478 You know, that song is too cruel 457 00:39:56,561 --> 00:40:00,357 for someone innocent until proven guilty? 458 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,692 Hey, you Yankees in there! 459 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:04,277 You hear that bullshit? 460 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,987 (laughing) 461 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,952 We yellow-faces are guilty until proven innocent. 462 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:15,288 Otherwise, why would your people shoot us first and ask questions later? 463 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:18,667 You Americans believe that we yellow-faces are evil 464 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,628 from the time we are formed in our mothers' wombs. 465 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,339 We spring out as fully formed VC. 466 00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:30,428 Obviously, I can't authorize your release, 467 00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:34,182 but I can certainly make your stay here more hospitable. 468 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,893 Play you a communist revolutionary song. 469 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,312 Get you a parrot to talk to. 470 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:42,482 Some bougainvillea, maybe. 471 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,779 -Birds. -Hm. 472 00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,240 -Flowers. -Hm. 473 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,910 Fuck off. 474 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,500 Those CIA butchers out there? 475 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:02,586 They have a torture manual. 476 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:08,800 -Do we? -Captain: It's as intricate and precise as one of those 477 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:11,511 fine Swiss watches ya like so much. 478 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:14,264 Everyone talks eventually. 479 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,315 Now... 480 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,777 we know you've placed moles... 481 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,573 within our ranks. 482 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:33,825 Hm? 483 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:37,412 (tense music playing) 484 00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:49,883 And you're going to give them up. 485 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,176 Why put it off? 486 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,470 Why wait until the Americans have electrocuted 487 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:57,641 your balls with a thousand volts? 488 00:41:57,724 --> 00:41:59,601 You know the CIA's nickname 489 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,186 for a prisoner's penis 490 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,646 that's been through that process? 491 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:03,980 "The electric eel." 492 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:05,190 (laughs) 493 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,942 You're going to pray for death 494 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,652 while it's happening. 495 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:11,488 And you'll have betrayed every comrade 496 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,448 and everything you once believed in, 497 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,116 and you'll still be alive. 498 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,577 You'll feel so guilty... 499 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:20,789 ♪♪ 500 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:24,292 that you'll pray for death all over again. 501 00:42:26,795 --> 00:42:28,797 (music fades out) 502 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,804 (footsteps approach) 503 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,396 (Captain sighs) 504 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,233 I know what I want. 505 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,318 If you grant me this request... 506 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,405 I'll tell you what you want to hear. 507 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,074 Yes. 508 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,159 The food here... 509 00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,244 well... 510 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,329 frankly... 511 00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:03,581 it's fucking terrible. (chuckles) 512 00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:06,293 (laughs) 513 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:13,049 So, I just want some boiled eggs for breakfast tomorrow. 514 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,053 Hard-boiled eggs. 515 00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:22,183 (footsteps approach) 516 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:30,442 Would... 517 00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:34,321 three be enough? 518 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,699 (eggshell crackling) 519 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,427 (Watchman choking) 520 00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:09,064 (tense, panicky music playing) 521 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:13,318 -Isn't this the part where you get a medic? -Oh, yeah. 522 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,988 Don't just do somethin', stand there! 523 00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:19,074 Come on! 524 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,784 ♪♪ 525 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:24,037 (grunting) 526 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,748 -(choking) -Captain: I think it's too late. 527 00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:32,003 -(grunting) -Claude: Let's go. 528 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:32,921 ♪♪ 529 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,090 Let's go! Let's go! 530 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,803 -(music stops) -(Captain breathing heavily) 531 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,721 Captain: We lost him. 532 00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,687 Ugh, crafty bugger. 533 00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:52,649 He knew if he peeled it, 534 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,943 it'd be too smooth to stick in his throat. 535 00:44:58,947 --> 00:44:59,948 Hm. 536 00:45:04,411 --> 00:45:05,412 What? 537 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,456 Oh, it's not dirty. Oh, no, the, the shell 538 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,750 provides a perfectly hygienic seal. 539 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,089 (Commandant speaking) 540 00:45:37,569 --> 00:45:39,612 (outside chatter) 541 00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,831 (light, tense music playing) 542 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:53,835 (can rattles) 543 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,920 (wind blowing) 544 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,634 ♪♪ 545 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,268 (music intensifies) 546 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:24,616 Captain: Can a question also double as an order? 547 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,159 Even if it can, 548 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,912 it holds no power after the deed is done. 549 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,709 I laughed a long time when I read the message from Man 550 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,628 because that's the exact question 551 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:40,507 I'd asked myself a thousand times. 552 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:44,385 Only difference was that mine was now in the past tense. 553 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,471 Was it necessary? 554 00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:50,225 (baby crying) 555 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:23,716 (ice cream truck music playing) 556 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,636 -(indistinct chatter) -(birds cawing) 557 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,487 Should I drive you home, sir? 558 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,574 You see that hump in the tree over there? 559 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,451 That bird's nest-looking thing? 560 00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:54,080 Did you know that that hump is chock-full of rats? 561 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,665 It's a rat's nest. 562 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,000 Fuck! 563 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,918 I fuckin' hate rats! 564 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:03,006 It pretends to be clean, but this city is filthy. 565 00:48:03,590 --> 00:48:06,134 Claude: "Love it or leave it!" 566 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,343 It's clever. 567 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:10,221 Racially motivated crime 568 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:13,391 on the Fourth of July, very clever. 569 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:14,642 But you know what, my friend? 570 00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:17,312 You are a bit twisted. 571 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:20,773 Well, everything twisted about me, I learned from you. 572 00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:24,485 -(bell tolling) -(ambient nature sounds) 573 00:48:28,448 --> 00:48:30,074 You got the right guy. 574 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,410 We found a letter 575 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,245 in one of his candy boxes. 576 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,665 The cipher was so rudimentary, 577 00:48:37,749 --> 00:48:41,252 our boys at Langley cracked it in about 20 minutes. 578 00:48:42,712 --> 00:48:45,006 And what'd the message say? 579 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,507 He was on to you. 580 00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:54,641 Here ya go. 581 00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:21,334 How do you know "him" means me? 582 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,211 Well, remember at the liquor store 583 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,880 we told you how someone pegged you for a spy? 584 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:26,964 Guess who? 585 00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:32,053 (both laughing) 586 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:36,724 What a fool. He pegged the guy we trust most. 587 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:38,726 Welcome to the world of spycraft! 588 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:42,980 (suspicious music playing) 589 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:46,150 One more round, then we're good. 590 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,950 ♪♪ 591 00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:56,244 (both laughing) 592 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:57,578 Claude: Ridiculous, right? 593 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:06,003 (music stops) 594 00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:08,089 (engine starts) 595 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,425 ("Doing It To Death" by Fred Wesley and the J.B.'s plays in car) 596 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,135 Who is this? I like it. 597 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:14,178 Give it a shot. 598 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:18,099 ♪ We're gonna have a funky good time ♪ 599 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,893 That's the J.B.'s. 600 00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:23,020 My protégé, you're coming along 601 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:24,522 very nicely, very nicely. 602 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:25,898 -Thanks, Claude. -Yep. 603 00:50:25,982 --> 00:50:27,859 So where are we going? 604 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:30,319 On to the next harbor on your voyage. 605 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,406 -(engine roars) -It's just begun. 606 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:41,164 -(siren wailing) -Uh, you can't just work for the General forever. 607 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,624 It's time for a bigger assignment. 608 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:46,669 -Marco, table one. Yeah? -Yes, right this way. 609 00:50:46,753 --> 00:50:48,588 This is the natural habitat 610 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:51,215 of the most dangerous creature on Earth, 611 00:50:51,299 --> 00:50:53,509 a white man in a suit and tie. 612 00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:55,470 Welcome to the steakhouse, 613 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,431 the quintessential American institution. 614 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:02,101 But your job today is to be quintessentially Vietnamese. 615 00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:06,606 -(light piano music playing in steakhouse) -(laughter) 616 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,108 waiter: Here you go, sir. 617 00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:13,780 Uh, it turns out the professor inspired our friend's next project. 618 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,032 Actually, he read an article of mine in "The New Republic." 619 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,201 It was about the first forays of the Green Berets 620 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:21,704 -into the Highlands and he's latched onto it-- -Yeah. 621 00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:24,791 Professor Hammer: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. 622 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:26,459 I wouldn't mind a bit of compensation-- 623 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,545 But then he comes on strong, makin' all kinds of demands 624 00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,756 about hardware that I can provide, you know, 625 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:34,258 'cause of my relationship with the National Guard. 626 00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:36,552 Trucks, tanks... 627 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:40,056 -Who does he mean by "he"? -speaker: Thank God I'm here. 628 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,724 -How's everyone doin'? -Marco: Right this way. 629 00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:44,602 -Fashionably late, huh? -Thanks. All is good, I trust? 630 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,687 Our sacred Allied Force. 631 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,607 So, you're my Vietnamese guy? 632 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:54,695 -Uhh, excuse me, who are you? -speaker: Really? 633 00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,782 -First words out of his mouth? -Ned: You don't know who he is? 634 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,826 (softly) It's Nicos Damianos. 635 00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:01,577 You never heard of the, "The Combination"? 636 00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:02,870 And "The Combination 2." 637 00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:07,291 Oh, uh, sure. 638 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,960 You don't know-- He-he knows the movies, 639 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:11,587 -just-just not your face, right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 640 00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:14,298 Okay, but, for starters, have you seen the movies? 641 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,969 The first? About, uh, a quarter? 642 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:20,096 -(whistles) -So, you got bored, you walked out, 643 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:21,264 what, you thought it was garbage? 644 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,307 -What are ya, a critic? -Air raid warning. 645 00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:26,143 Evacuated the cinema. I liked what I saw, though, 646 00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:27,311 so don't tell me the ending. 647 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,605 (patrons chattering) 648 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:33,693 Look at him guzzlin'. Hammer's gettin' hammered over here. 649 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:36,237 -Take it easy, buddy. -Nicos Damianos: Despite my best judgment, 650 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,280 I like this kid. 651 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,782 He's plucky. Are you plucky, kid? 652 00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:42,660 -Oh, he is wildly plucky. -How deep does it go? 653 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:46,205 -The pluckiness? -No, your blood. How deep? 654 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:50,251 'Cause what I'm lookin' for is 100% "gook." 655 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,711 You know, and you look, pardon my French, 656 00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:52,920 a tad diluted. 657 00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:58,009 -(chuckles) -(scoffs) 658 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:00,428 (sighs) 659 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,723 (tense jazzy music playing) 660 00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:18,571 -(laughing) -Oh, wow. Dinner and a show. Well, uh... 661 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:21,282 -(laughing) -(exhales) 662 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:24,327 -Captain, we were hopin' you'd help us. -By helping his new movie. 663 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,037 Claude: To ensure its cultural integrity. 664 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,706 -Yeah, yeah. What he said. -To act as an interpreter of sorts. 665 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,750 A mediator between the two worlds, 666 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,335 Oriental and Occidental. 667 00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:35,212 The General speaks so highly of you, Captain, you know, 668 00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:38,925 a half-and-half who will give 100% to do whatever is necessary. 669 00:53:39,008 --> 00:53:41,302 Right now, what seems necessary 670 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,388 is to demand an apology for the insult I just received. 671 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:48,476 Cool your jets, kid. There's no apology comin', 672 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,520 but I am gonna give you the opportunity of your fuckin' life. 673 00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:53,981 (stammers) I'll take an opportunity 674 00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:55,983 over an apology eight days a week. 675 00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:58,402 Doesn't sound like such a bad deal. 676 00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:00,988 Looks like we just sealed the deal there. 677 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:03,074 ♪♪ 678 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,578 -(Captain sighs) -Come on. Calm down. 679 00:54:07,662 --> 00:54:08,955 Cheers. 680 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,790 Start with a test drive. 681 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,211 Is there at least a script I could read first? 682 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,296 ♪♪ 683 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:24,387 Nico: But don't start readin' it now. 684 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:25,388 You won't be able to put it down. 685 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,682 I'm tellin' you, it's genius. 686 00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:30,226 Hey, gents, who feels like somethin' sweet? 687 00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:32,186 -Club Room? -Oh, right. 688 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:35,940 -Yeah, yeah. Okay. -Never a bad idea. 689 00:54:36,023 --> 00:54:38,025 (playing light piano melody) 690 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:45,741 (sings) ♪ You and me against the world ♪ 691 00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:52,248 ♪ Sometimes it feels like you and me against the world ♪ 692 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:58,045 ♪ When all the others turn their backs and walk away ♪ 693 00:54:58,129 --> 00:55:03,718 ♪ You can count on me to stay ♪ 694 00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,761 (indistinct chatter) 695 00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:10,057 ♪ Remember when the circus came to town ♪ 696 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,770 Nicos: Oh, dude. 697 00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:16,772 That's no way to treat a lady. 698 00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:19,608 Come here, sweetheart, we got you. 699 00:55:19,692 --> 00:55:23,404 Didn't you learn any finesse from your French father? 700 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,531 He was French wasn't, he? 701 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,199 Welcome aboard. 702 00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:29,285 (Claude singing) 703 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:36,417 Claude: ♪ ...you and me against the world ♪ 704 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:40,129 ♪ Sometimes it feels like you and me... ♪ 705 00:55:40,212 --> 00:55:41,672 Captain: Three lines into "The Hamlet" 706 00:55:41,756 --> 00:55:44,842 and I was back in my hamlet as a boy. 707 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,428 I could hear the bamboo rustling in the wind. 708 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,347 And I was home. 709 00:55:50,431 --> 00:55:52,349 (children chattering) 710 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,605 ♪♪ 711 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:15,998 ♪♪ 712 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:26,050 Claude (singing): ♪ And when one of us is gone ♪ 713 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:28,344 -(fireworks booming) -(gunshots) 714 00:56:28,677 --> 00:56:32,348 ♪ One of us is left to carry on ♪ 715 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:38,312 ♪ Then remembering will have to do ♪ 716 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:41,982 -♪ Our memories alone will get us through ♪ -And cut, print, perfect. 717 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:45,820 Reset, rolling... action. 718 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,989 -(howls) -♪ ...the days of me and you ♪ 719 00:56:49,532 --> 00:56:52,618 -Crapulent Major: Love it or leave it. -♪ You and me against ♪ 720 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:57,540 ♪ The world ♪ 721 00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:06,549 ♪ Doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, yeah, yeah ♪ 722 00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:10,594 (ominous music playing) 723 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,600 ♪♪ 724 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,212 ♪♪ 725 00:58:15,576 --> 00:58:17,578 ♪♪ 726 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,202 ♪♪ 727 00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:55,759 (music fades out)