(SLUSH BY HOT CHIP PLAYS)
* What is the answer?
* Oh, you know
* We'd all like to know
* What is your reason?
* Oh, I know
* we'd all long to know
* Though there is nothing else left in our hearts... *
ANTON: Mmm, I feel amazing.
Whoa, why haven't I felt this relaxed before?
It's like, uh...
- (GARY GRUNTS) - Gary!
ANTON: What's going on? What...?
Are you crazy, Larry?
ANTON: Uh! Ugh... Oh! Oh, oh!
Whoa, you're strong!
- GARY: God damn it. - (ANTON GRUNTS)
- OK, let me help you. - Fuck off!
ANTON: OK...
OK, OK, I'll go.
(KNOCKING)
Can I have my jacket?
Hey, Mary!
I'm at the Oskar Hotel, room 222.
Come by, 'cause I don't have a phone!
* Oh
* Oh-oh, oh-oh
* Oh-oh
* If I had a tail
* I'd own the night... *
What's going on?
You and Anton.
You were in a relationship, right?
- I'm not going to do this now. - Just tell me.
- Well, I would go... - Mary!
- Tell me. - Yes.
Well, no, we weren't together, but...
But you slept with him.
I was mourning David and...
I was confused and I...
I needed to connect with someone emotionally.
And that's what you also needed last night?
(WHISPERS) You fucked him.
(LAUGHS) What?
You...
Wolf you,
and wolf Anton
had sexual intercourse.
A LOT of sexual intercourse.
What are you talking about?
I am talking about fucking.
No. No.
No, no! Yuck! What?
Oh, my God, I had unprotected sex with a wolf?
- That's your concern? - Yes, because I'm pregnant.
What if it's hurt our baby? Oh, my God.
- You had a full-on fuck marathon... - I had sex with a wolf?
..but NOW you're disgusted?
Of course I'm disgusted!
I just don't even know what happened!
I don't even know why I would go down there.
Please do not start with this again.
I saw it!
I lost track of how many times you did it.
You fucked him.
You fucked and fucked and fucked,
kept on fucking,
then you both split a chicken,
which was very selfless of you,
and then you fell asleep with him spooning you,
which, up until last night, isn't even a thing that I knew wolves did.
Certainly wasn't covered in the YouTube documentary that I watched.
And then you woke up and kept on fucking.
But please, please,
remind me of how you cannot remember any of this.
I can't believe you're making this all about you.
I don't remember you and Emma in the desert
and I don't remember eating that guy's head.
I don't remember eating Anthony Hopkins.
And I certainly don't remember fucking in the basement!
- I shouldn't have to be OK with any of this. - Oh, my God!
Your gorgeous ex-boyfriend with the faultless dress sense,
who's a wolf,
coming back and fucking you in front of me
is a pretty big sign that
the universe is trying to tear us apart.
You know why I'm not going to do this right now, Gary?
I'm gonna have a shower.
I'm gonna wash the wolf semen out of me
before it hurts our unborn baby and gives it an STD.
But you worry about your feelings.
(DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT)
Damn it!
(NEVER TEAR US APART BY INXS PLAYS)
* Don't ask me
* What you know is true
* Don't have to tell me
* I love your precious heart... *
(HORNS BLARE, PEOPLE SHOUT ANGRILY)
* I
* I was standing
* You were there... *
- Jesus! - WOMAN: (SCREAMS) Hey!
- Fucking hell, mate! - What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Fucking blind? - Can't you see there's a baby here?
- Pull your fucking head in! - Look where you're fucking going!
- Come on, babe. - Can't you see it's a fucking crossing?
- Jesus! WOMAN: You fucking wanker!
(NEVER TEAR US APART CONTINUES)
* We could live
* For a thousand years
(SHOUTING, HORNS BLARE)
* If I hurt you
* I'd make wine from your tears
* I told you... *
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
(MAN SHOUTS)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
MAN 2: You alright?
MAN 1: My trolley...
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Hey! Hey, you OK?
- I'm so sorry. - My trolley!
- I'm so sorry. - You broke my trolley.
- My trolley... - It's you. It's you.
It's what?
My daughter gave you sandwiches.
- Sandwiches? - At the traffic lights.
Emma called out to you. My daughter, Emma.
She gave you sandwiches that I made for her school lunch.
Remember?
Remember the big crash?
Our c... Our car, that car, that flipped over, yeah?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah.
If Emma hadn't given you those sandwiches...
Mary and I would have never...
OK. OK.
- I can fix this... - Take your hands off me.
I...
I can fix this for you. Please?
Please.
Let me fix this for you.
I can... I can fix this for you.
Please.
Um, can you stop putting stuff in your pocket?
- Run. Run! - Why?
- MAN: Uh, excuse me! - Oh!
Hey!
- GARY: This is crazy! - SECURITY GUARD: Stop!
- (GRUNTS) - Hey!
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
- Someone stop him! - (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
(GARY GIGGLES)
Uncle Gary!
Daddy! Daddy!
(GARY GIGGLES)
RAY: Gary!
Ah! Fuck.
What the fuck!
GARY: I mean, it couldn't have happened at a worse time.
Everything was finally starting to go great
and then he just comes out of nowhere.
He just literally shows up unannounced
at her baby shower, you know?
I mean, if he meant nothing to her
then she would have told me about him, right?
You don't keep the meaningless ones quiet,
- am I right? - Mm.
You know?
And then I got her door back,
- her basement door. - Uh-huh.
I had to put aside my own ego to see things from her perspective,
but this was way harder. And then she says,
"I can't remember when I'm a wolf."
But I know I saw her, I know I saw her in there
when we were in the outback and she looked at us.
She looked at Emma.
Remember Emma, who gave you the sandwiches?
I could tell it was her.
I could see her in there.
And I could see that she could see us.
But then she got out of the basement
and she tried to kill me,
so, that's complicated.
Were you frightened?
Huh?
You know that dogs can smell fear.
- You think that's it? - Mm.
I've never spoken to anyone about this before this.
Obviously, isn't something that's easy to talk about.
I just... I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I...
I wish Lisa was here to tell me what to do.
I really do.
The lady with the black hair
really likes that lady with the red hair.
What'd you say?
The lady with the black hair
likes the lady with the red hair.
The lady with the black hair, does she have blue eyes?
(GRUNTS NONCOMITTALLY)
Is it...
Is her name Lisa?
Well, how could I know that?
She's right there.
(CHAIR SCRAPES, RATTLING)
Come with me.
COMMENTATOR: And the bunny's away,
and they're racing.
- The pack is away... - (RUSTLING)
..to keep up. Red Rover in front, followed...
I knew it. (LAUGHS)
So, you're ready to run free?
I just wanted to finish our conversation.
Why are you here?
- I'm here for you. - But why now?
Because I've been searching for you.
(LAUGHS)
What?
For 12 years?
I can't be alone, Mary. I need a partner.
And what about your family? What about your children?
I think they're still in Chicago. Why?
Do you still see them?
- No. - (LAUGHS)
I used to be so attracted to you,
and I came to you for help.
And I thought you cared about me.
And I did. And I do.
I thought I was losing my mind.
Mary...
What happened to us was a gift.
You and I are the same.
We're wild animals.
I'm more than a wolf, Anton,
and I have people that depend on me.
You don't even care about the family that you left.
Well, they never understood me, they never will,
so, what's the point?
I have a family that does.
And I'm having a human baby.
Well, we don't know that for sure.
Do we?
I don't know if Gary's ever going to forgive
what he saw last night...
but you need to stay away from me,
'cause I'm gonna protect my pack.
- I'm sorry I bit you. - Don't be.
Hey...
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
- D.H. Lawrence. - (CHUCKLES) Yes.
(STARTS ENGINE)
(HERE COMES THE SUN BY THE BEATLES PLAYS)
* Little darling
* It's been a long, cold, lonely winter
* Little darling
* It seems like years... *
(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, CHILD LAUGHS)
MAN: Who's that?
(FAMILY CHAT AND LAUGH)
WOMAN: We're gonna go for a walk.
(FAMILY CONTINUES CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)
* Sun, sun, sun, here we come... *
MAN: OK. So, that's all taken care of.
You had room service on the third morning?
- ANTON: Mmm... Tuesday morning. - Hey!
- Uh-huh. What exactly... - Hey!
You!
- Yeah, you. - Fuck... This guy.
- You better be checking out. - Yeah, I am.
Yeah? Good. Well I'm here to make sure that...
Ah, I think it was um...
Yeah, it was a toast and an orange juice.
OK...
And, ooh, did you have anything from the minibar?
- Uh, no. - Not snacking?
Just adding on the toast and the...
- Orange juice. - ..orange juice to the bill.
And then... done.
- Did you enjoy your stay? - Very much.
Hopefully we see you again soon.
Sure. Thank you.
Mary was already here. You just missed her.
- What? - Not like that.
She told me to leave.
- Yeah, that's what I'm doing. - (CHUCKLES)
I tried to reason with her but she didn't want to hear it.
You would have thought her attraction to me would be undeniable.
Certainly seemed that way last night, didn't it?
- How so? - When the two of you fucked.
(LAUGHS) What do you mean?
What do you mean, what do I mean?
We consummated our attraction?
You fucked each other, yes.
Did we?
What's ha... I don't understand what's happening right here.
Do you not... You don't remember?
- That's the thing, Larry... - Gary.
..one doesn't remember when one is a wolf.
From transformation to sunrise,
there's nothing but carnage to show for it.
I never remember.
But I often wish I had,
last night being the primal example.
So we had... So we had intercourse?
I wonder what... I wonder what made us do that?
Maybe our shared history?
Or was it just two beasts
that sensed the opportunity to
consummate their wild side,
coitally entwined?
Fucking.
I can't work it out.
- What? - You.
I can't work YOU out.
Why is she with someone like you?
Look at you.
You're not in touch with your wild side.
And for that reason, you wouldn't be able to
satisfy a woman like Mary,
because if you cannot confront...
the true majesty of nature...
if you fear nature...
..then how can you know yourself, Larry?
How?
I know who I am.
And I know who Mary is.
Mary is home.
You know when you meet someone for the first time
and you get that feeling, that little buzz right here?
And then you get close to them.
You kiss them for the first time,
but it isn't the kiss.
No, it's the way they smell.
You smell them.
And it isn't just that you find them attractive.
It's that they've become home,
as in they ARE your home.
You live in them.
And I don't mean sexually.
As in, you belong together.
Have you ever had that, Anton?
That's what I thought.
Well, I have.
Twice.
How fucking lucky am I?
And I'm not gonna let you...
or anyone else take her away from me.
And I only met Mary because of...
because of that man.
That man right there. My daughter gave that man sandwiches.
She gave him sandwiches.
And we crashed,
and we fell in love and she saved me.
She saved me
and then she saved my daughter
and we saved her.
And then I crashed into this man's shopping cart.
I crashed into his shopping cart,
and my dead wife appeared to him
and said that she approved of Mary.
My dead wife said that Mary and I belonged together.
The universe was giving us yet another sign. You under...
- Whoa. Whoa. A sign?
- What are you talking about? - Back at the pub.
- So... - Back at the pub?
Back at the pub, you said that
the lady with the black hair
likes the lady with the red hair.
On the bus.
You saw your dead wife on a bus?
What do you mean, "on the bus"?
There was a sign on the bus.
It was an ad or something.
They were drinking some fizzy orange shit.
Fizzy orange shit? What?
Man, I was just trying to make conversation.
Your daughter never gave me a sandwich or anything and...
I honestly have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
(WHISPERS) In the city, I want to say, like, 10 months ago.
- 10 months ago? - There was a big car crash.
10 months ago?
I s'pose you think all homeless people look the same.
Do better.
What a fucking prick.
Alright, let's just forget about him.
None of that matters.
OK, Mary and I are having a baby,
and we're meant to be together.
I love her, Anton.
I love her so fucking much it hurts.
And you, my friend, mean nothing to her.
And you mean even less to me.
You're more in touch with your wild side
than you think...
..Gary.
(CAR APPROACHES)
(HORN TOOTS)
- You're not getting an out. - What?
You're never getting an out.
You... take such good care of me.
And you're funny.
And you bring me diseased animals to eat.
You smell nice.
And you're home.
- You smell nice too. - Mmm...
I am done with the universe.
I love you,
and that is the only thing that matters.
The universe can go
and eat a bag of dicks.
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Ohh!
EMMA: Hey.
How was date night?
Great.
(ALWAYS BEEN YOUR LOVE BY HOT CHIP PLAYS)
* I have always been your love
* You know, I've been thinking
* When I think of all the places we have been
* I don't know if I have been another thing
* In our heads
* There's always been of a dream
* Of all we longed to belong to
* I don't know if I will be the same again
* The same again
* I have always been your love
* Handed down in open love letters
* I have always been your love
* Let us write ourselves in right now
* I have always been your love... *