1 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:30,762 Itchy. 2 00:00:58,316 --> 00:00:59,385 Towel. 3 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:41,703 MARCUS Love you. 4 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:45,618 ♪ What's the long face? 5 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:48,422 ♪ What's all the crying for? 6 00:03:48,991 --> 00:03:51,429 ♪ Didn't you expect it... 7 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,901 Fuck. 8 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:54,769 Corner! 9 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,707 Fak, it's a facelift, it's not a gut. 10 00:03:56,707 --> 00:03:57,976 Bear, it is a facelift and a gut. 11 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,713 He is not wrong, Jeffrey. Hey. 12 00:03:59,713 --> 00:04:00,949 - How's my budget looking? - Great. 13 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,451 - Not good. - Shitty. 14 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,855 Alright. Fuck this. Watch. 15 00:04:03,855 --> 00:04:06,594 The Bear, alright? 16 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:09,600 We have equipment that works. 17 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,637 That's a great start, everybody. Zero. 18 00:04:11,637 --> 00:04:13,741 Then we have a deep clean... 19 00:04:13,741 --> 00:04:15,477 Very. - Very deep... 20 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:18,584 clean and drywall insulation. 21 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:20,622 - Tables, chairs... - The fridge is still fucked and the gas line... 22 00:04:20,622 --> 00:04:24,028 The fryer is fucked. That's 5K right there. 23 00:04:24,028 --> 00:04:26,767 No, that's ten for a used piece-of-shit fryer. 24 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,604 And then another ten for the correct fryer. 25 00:04:28,604 --> 00:04:30,007 And the oven is scary, that's another ten. 26 00:04:30,007 --> 00:04:32,444 Okay, good. Alright, so we got 20. 27 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:33,915 - Thirty. Thirty. The oven. - Thirty? Fuck me. 28 00:04:33,915 --> 00:04:36,654 Then we got the windows, the demo, the brick. 29 00:04:36,654 --> 00:04:40,460 That's 50K plus 20K, that is 70K. 30 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,031 Plus 30, that's 80K That's not bad. Really? 31 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:43,901 Fuck me. Cousin! 32 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:45,905 Plus the permits, the inspections, and the licenses. 33 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:47,509 Yes. Right. Okay! - And those people aren't nice. 34 00:04:47,509 --> 00:04:49,478 10K, 10K, plus 70K. - Smart thinking, Neil. 35 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:50,515 So we're at 80. 36 00:04:50,515 --> 00:04:51,617 - Eighty. - Ninety. 37 00:04:51,617 --> 00:04:52,752 Ninety. Ninety. 38 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:54,656 I was gonna say 90, okay. Fridge is fucked. 39 00:04:54,656 --> 00:04:55,925 - Also AC. - HVAC? 40 00:04:55,925 --> 00:04:57,929 So we are at 85. 41 00:04:57,929 --> 00:04:59,933 Hmm. - Ha, ha, no, just kidding. 42 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,770 Ninety-five, 95K. 43 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,774 Just out of morbid curiosity, 44 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:05,645 how accurate do we think these numbers are? 45 00:05:05,645 --> 00:05:06,914 I think I am pretty much right on a couple of 'em. 46 00:05:06,914 --> 00:05:08,049 Fantastic. 47 00:05:08,049 --> 00:05:09,653 And you have to pay us, Jeffrey. 48 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:10,555 She's right about that, Jefferson. 49 00:05:10,555 --> 00:05:11,824 I know. I'm aware. And I've already... 50 00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:13,527 I've set that aside, okay? 51 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:14,897 Also, I still don't see the drywall on there. 52 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,499 Yes, right, no. Richie's brother-in-law, 53 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:17,669 he's gonna do the drywall, actually. 54 00:05:17,669 --> 00:05:19,573 Cousin! Where the fuck is he? 55 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:20,842 It's so weird when he doesn't answer me. 56 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,545 - He's downstairs. - He's still downstairs? 57 00:05:22,545 --> 00:05:23,112 Still, yeah. 58 00:05:23,112 --> 00:05:24,549 Alright, I'll be back. 59 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:25,551 We need more money. 60 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:26,854 We need a project manager. 61 00:05:26,854 --> 00:05:28,056 Okay. You're hired. 62 00:05:28,056 --> 00:05:29,693 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. Right. 63 00:05:29,693 --> 00:05:30,761 - Syd. - Nat. 64 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,974 - Not good. - No. Bad. Bad. 65 00:05:36,974 --> 00:05:38,777 ♪ ...falls down 66 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:43,821 ♪ See, the lights do a long 67 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,959 ♪ Slow fade 68 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:48,496 ♪ The show goes on 69 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:51,704 Fuck. 70 00:05:51,704 --> 00:05:53,574 Yo. Cousin, can you call Sal? 71 00:05:53,574 --> 00:05:54,909 I need a drywall estimate. 72 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:56,580 Thirteen. 73 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:57,983 Thirteen what? For what? 74 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,622 That'll be his drywall estimate. 75 00:06:00,622 --> 00:06:01,590 Oh. 76 00:06:01,923 --> 00:06:03,092 Okay. 77 00:06:04,128 --> 00:06:06,600 Yo, you ever think about purpose? 78 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:10,774 I love you, but I do not have time for this, alright? 79 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:20,694 I have time for this. 80 00:06:25,905 --> 00:06:27,007 Purpose. 81 00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:31,983 What's my purpose, homie? 82 00:06:34,188 --> 00:06:35,891 Your shirt says "Original Berf." 83 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:37,962 It's a printing mistake. 84 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:40,734 Collector's item. 85 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:45,878 Yo, um, I'm trying really hard to be on board 86 00:06:45,878 --> 00:06:47,983 with all this new shit, cousin. 87 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:50,755 I'm, uh, I'm reading a lot. 88 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:54,595 I'm trying to learn about who am I to my history. 89 00:06:55,296 --> 00:06:58,603 So in one of these books, there's this dude who's got... 90 00:06:59,672 --> 00:07:00,975 like, no skills, 91 00:07:01,977 --> 00:07:04,147 no personality, nothin'. 92 00:07:07,087 --> 00:07:09,057 All he does is watches trains. 93 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:11,128 Watches trains do what? 94 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,165 Watches 'em be trains. 95 00:07:15,036 --> 00:07:16,606 And he's got this... 96 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:20,146 group of friends that he's had since he's a little kid, 97 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,887 you know, and they're all the shit... 98 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:27,895 and they're outgrowing him, like, 99 00:07:28,429 --> 00:07:31,937 one's like a sick athlete, one's a genius. 100 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:33,941 This other one's nasty on the keys. 101 00:07:33,941 --> 00:07:35,812 Then, this other one, she's got, like, 102 00:07:35,812 --> 00:07:37,648 charisma like a motherfucker. 103 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:39,952 And one day, out of the blue, 104 00:07:40,855 --> 00:07:41,790 boom. 105 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:44,929 They drop his ass. 106 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:50,073 They just... cut that motherfucker off. 107 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:51,643 Why do they do that? 108 00:07:53,246 --> 00:07:54,916 'Cause he's got no purpose. 109 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,625 Okay, so, wh-what does he do? 110 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,966 I don't know. I haven't read that far. 111 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:04,669 But I do know that I'm... 112 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:10,848 forty-five. I've been here a long time. 113 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:14,856 You feel me? 114 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,966 I mean, you know what the fuck you're doing, you know. 115 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,970 You love all this shit. 116 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:24,709 It's fun for you. 117 00:08:26,278 --> 00:08:27,681 I don't have that. 118 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,824 I'm afraid one day, I'm gonna wake up 119 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:33,994 and you guys are all just gonna cut... 120 00:08:36,031 --> 00:08:37,200 just drop this ass. 121 00:08:40,306 --> 00:08:42,110 Richie, I'm not gonna drop this ass. 122 00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:50,894 This shit's not fun for me. 123 00:08:51,529 --> 00:08:53,733 Yeah, but you love it. 124 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:56,272 That doesn't make it fun. 125 00:08:56,272 --> 00:08:58,109 If this shit is not fun for you, cousin, 126 00:08:58,109 --> 00:08:59,979 what the fuck is fun for you? 127 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:08,964 I don't know. I have to get back to you on that. 128 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:25,297 All these pots are toast, mama. 129 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:28,002 We're gonna have to get the good-good for the new Jeff. 130 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,138 New Jeff? 131 00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:31,042 If Carmy is the executive chef 132 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:34,081 and you're the CDC, you're the new Carmy. 133 00:09:34,081 --> 00:09:35,785 We need a new Sydney. 134 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:40,060 Um, okay, well, good-good is expensive. 135 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,930 So let's just see what we can salvage here. 136 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,733 Sydney, look at this shit. 137 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:46,807 Half of these pots are burnt on one side. 138 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:50,346 Well, you know, it's always about the craftsperson, not the tools. 139 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,821 Yeah, okay, these are, um, 140 00:09:53,821 --> 00:09:56,960 just really cheap, shitty restaurant supply bullshit. 141 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,231 Maybe we can Bar Keepers Friend some of them. 142 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,904 Hmm, science, baby. 143 00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:03,339 Well, do you want a little more science? 144 00:10:03,339 --> 00:10:05,243 Always. I love learning this shit. 145 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:07,247 Okay, well, on the good-good, 146 00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:09,318 there's, like, all these stacked layers of steel, 147 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:12,257 and in between them is an aluminum core. 148 00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:13,928 You're an aluminum core. 149 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,363 Oh, hi, baby. - What's up, T? 150 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:17,233 - How you doing? - Aw. 151 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:19,973 Just, like, lurking, waiting till I, like, said that or-- 152 00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:21,242 No, no, I just walked in, perfect timing. 153 00:10:21,242 --> 00:10:22,377 Yeah, okay. 154 00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:24,148 How is she? All good. 155 00:10:24,148 --> 00:10:26,018 Um, nurse just had an emergency. 156 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,122 She'll be back tomorrow, and Chester's got her. 157 00:10:29,157 --> 00:10:30,160 If you need anything... 158 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,361 Yeah, I know. 159 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,986 ♪ When your back's against the wall ♪ 160 00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:45,858 ♪ That's when I kick you in the balls ♪ 161 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:47,996 ♪ Ballbreaker 162 00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:50,133 I'm gonna find you a new home. 163 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,401 That's gonna be my home. 164 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:53,974 Your home's my home. 165 00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,283 Oh, don't worry about me. 166 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,854 I got it, you know. Just heavy as shit. 167 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:07,167 Shit, uh... Well, never mind. 168 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,837 That was much easier. 169 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:14,281 ♪ Saxophones started blowing me down ♪ 170 00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:16,920 ♪ I was buried in sound 171 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,126 ♪ Taxicabs were driving me around ♪ 172 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:27,140 ♪ To the handshake drugs I bought downtown ♪ 173 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:30,012 Corner. 174 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,917 Corner. 175 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,186 ♪ To the handshake drugs 176 00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:34,154 ♪ I bought downtown 177 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:35,290 - Yeah. - Yeah. 178 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:36,191 You... 179 00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:46,913 ♪ They were translated poorly... ♪ 180 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,148 Fudge. 181 00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:52,324 Yo. Nat, what was that great idea we had the other day? 182 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:54,060 The one I said to write down? Yeah. 183 00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,332 I don't suppose you wrote it down? 184 00:11:56,332 --> 00:11:59,204 No. I'm starving. You want? No, that's yours. 185 00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:01,342 I thought I wanted it, but then I wanted to throw up. 186 00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:03,346 In other news, I reviewed your numbers. 187 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:04,516 Mm-hmm. And? 188 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:09,358 Aside from being vaguely kinda a little bit sorta close, 189 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,128 you're missing an IRS stipulation. 190 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,464 Which IRS stipulation? 191 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,001 The one that says businesses 192 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,972 have to have all previous debts be current... 193 00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,207 Yeah, but we're on a payment plan. 194 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:20,447 ...and complete before any new business license is granted. 195 00:12:20,447 --> 00:12:21,984 That can't possibly be true. 196 00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,218 Here. 197 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,494 - Alright. So that's, that's definitely true. - Mm-hmm. 198 00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:29,498 Okay, great, I can figure that out. 199 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,404 Um, thank you. Thank you for, uh, for helping today 200 00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:34,108 but you have to get the fuck outta here. 201 00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:35,377 - You gotta save yourself. - Um... 202 00:12:35,377 --> 00:12:37,515 Sydney asked me to be project manager. 203 00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:39,251 Really? That's interesting. What did you say? 204 00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:41,222 That it was interesting and that I'd think about. 205 00:12:41,222 --> 00:12:43,226 We need a project manager? 206 00:12:43,226 --> 00:12:45,030 Yes. Yes, we do. Very much so. 207 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,000 Yes. Hello. Good morning. 208 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,971 I'm not making the same mistakes I made last time. 209 00:12:48,971 --> 00:12:50,106 Yeah, but then, you know, who's gonna approve 210 00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:51,342 all these insane interest rates? 211 00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:53,514 Oh, that's nice. Carm, go fuck yourself? 212 00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:55,417 - What's going on? - Oh, you're not gonna like it. 213 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,421 Awesome. So gas is off 214 00:12:57,421 --> 00:13:00,528 until hoods and overheads pass the new fire suppression test. 215 00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:03,299 - Okay. Is that a Fak? Sounds like a Fak. - No, it is not a Fak. 216 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,401 It is not a Fak. 217 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:06,272 It's a specialist. Aw. 218 00:13:06,272 --> 00:13:08,142 Shit. Yeah, shit. 219 00:13:08,142 --> 00:13:10,146 But some good news. 220 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:12,384 Everybody is food certified except for Ebra, 221 00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:14,021 who just needs to be renewed. 222 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:17,327 And Richie, who actually has never done it because... 223 00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:18,564 Richie. Yes. 224 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,534 Also, I filed with the BACP 225 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,237 for our City of Chicago Consultant. 226 00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:24,174 Right. We need them to approve 227 00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:25,343 all of our new business paperwork, 228 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:28,517 and then they'll send a rep and that rep will sign off 229 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,455 on another rep who will come and look at stuff 230 00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:33,292 and then sign off on a, on a different rep. 231 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:35,029 - How many reps is that? - Many. 232 00:13:35,029 --> 00:13:36,533 A lot. A lot of reps. Yeah. 233 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,436 But it's-it's gonna be okay, you know. 234 00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:40,473 All we have to do is just stay calm 235 00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:41,543 and make sure-- 236 00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:43,012 Fuck. - Sydney. 237 00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:44,047 Fuck. What was that? 238 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:44,915 Uh, fell through a wall. 239 00:13:44,915 --> 00:13:46,318 - Good morning. - Damn, you got strong. 240 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:48,189 What kind of insurance coverage do we have 241 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:50,059 for people falling through the fuckin' wall? 242 00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:52,197 The really good kind where you pray they don't. 243 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,067 Yo! Syd, you just fu... 244 00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,040 Why'd you tear Fenway? 245 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,342 Why did I tear Fenway? 246 00:13:58,342 --> 00:14:00,213 That's been there for five years. 247 00:14:00,213 --> 00:14:01,449 You think I intentionally fell through a wall? 248 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,152 "A," fuck the Red Sox, 249 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,589 and "B," what has it been hiding for five years? 250 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:06,291 "A," that's... 251 00:14:07,227 --> 00:14:09,599 Three, four, five. 252 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,469 "A," that's Mikey's favorite squad, 253 00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:13,372 so please show some respect, okay? 254 00:14:13,372 --> 00:14:16,212 And "B," that's the result of some failed Jewish Lightning. 255 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:17,247 - Yo. - What? 256 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,483 What? That's what it's called. 257 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,385 No, we're not doing that. 258 00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:20,487 I'd like to add it to the list, please. 259 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:21,388 Look, I haven't said 260 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:22,491 G or R in over a week. 261 00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,328 No, cousin, explain. 262 00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,497 In an effort of personal growth, 263 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,633 I promise not to say gay or retarded-- 264 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,304 - No, cousin, the hole. Explain. - You just-just said it. 265 00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:31,375 Jewish Lightning is when you burn down a place. 266 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,479 Yeah, the explanation makes it seem worse. 267 00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:35,250 Look, there was a time when 268 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:39,090 Mikey was maybe on some shit and he thought 269 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:44,536 that if this place were to accidentally... burn down, 270 00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:46,105 that maybe there'd be some insurance money. 271 00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:47,140 I got it, thank you. 272 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,276 I just wanna say that I think 273 00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:49,612 the explanation of Jewish Lightning 274 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,516 does cement it as something that we shouldn't say. 275 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,520 You're correct. 276 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,122 Alright, this is salvageable. 277 00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:57,562 Um, Natalie, do you know where the tape is? 278 00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,532 The tape is packed. It's up front. 279 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,101 Okay? Jeff. 280 00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:04,107 You fell through the wall? Corner. 281 00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:05,342 Yes. Yes. - You okay? 282 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,255 Okay. What was I saying? 283 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:13,292 Gotta stay calm and take it step by step. 284 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,360 No, I know. We will. 285 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,365 Not the first hole in a wall I've fallen through. 286 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,302 - No, no, that's what you were saying. - It is. 287 00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,206 Huh? Really? 288 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:21,509 Okay. 289 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,553 Paint in the crawlspace. 290 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,289 That was the great idea? 291 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:29,592 Yo, cousin, you do me a favor 292 00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:31,428 and get the paint from the crawlspace? 293 00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,332 I'm on the operating table right now, cousin. 294 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,170 Purpose, Chef. 295 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,272 Good point, Chef. 296 00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:37,340 Thank you. 297 00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:42,551 So there's a hole in the wall. 298 00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:44,688 Yeah, I heard. 299 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,462 Do me a favor. Just keep thinking about it. 300 00:15:48,462 --> 00:15:50,534 I'll definitely keep thinking about that hole. 301 00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:53,640 No. No, the project management. 302 00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:56,580 Oh. 303 00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,186 Um, timing on my side is not great. 304 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,288 Never is. 305 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,164 There's not enough money. 306 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,601 Never is. 307 00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,141 Where do you get more? 308 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,554 Is that in my head? 309 00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:20,326 Ow. 310 00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:22,163 No. 311 00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,508 Okay. 312 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,547 So, um, this is coming 313 00:16:30,547 --> 00:16:33,654 from a place of wanting to start fresh and clean. 314 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,594 I love this place. I love this city. 315 00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:40,534 I wanna start our first business here. 316 00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:42,504 I want it to be a real business, 317 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:46,412 an honest business with-with-with honest partners. 318 00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:49,418 We wanna do high-level dining 319 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:52,525 and hospitality and-and-and beverages. 320 00:16:52,525 --> 00:16:54,762 And we can and we will because we know 321 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:57,367 that any good restaurant starts 322 00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:00,641 with dedication to service and taking care of the customer. 323 00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:05,283 We drafted a quick term sheet that specifically lays out 324 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,320 not only our business prospectus, 325 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,661 but an execution guide as well as a return portfolio. 326 00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,632 Hey, Richard, will you turn that fucking thing off, please? 327 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,567 I'm trying. 328 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,602 What the fuck we doin' here? 329 00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,204 What's going on? What are you... 330 00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,376 What are you doing? 331 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:19,512 Mikey was telling you the truth. 332 00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:20,581 About the-the petting zoo? 333 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,583 What? No, no, no, no. 334 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,518 Mini golf? No. 335 00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:24,488 About franchising. 336 00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,392 He wanted to franchise this place. 337 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,628 He wanted to open a restaurant with me. 338 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:28,697 How the fuck do you know? 339 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:29,798 'Cause we found your money. 340 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,325 Motherfucker didn't put it in a bank, did he? 341 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,432 No, he-he definitely didn't put it in a bank. 342 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,736 Oh, God. Thank Christ. 343 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,607 What is KBL? 344 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:56,285 Kalinowski, me, Berzatto, you, Layne, Lee. 345 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,588 Lee? Who's Lee? 346 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,491 Uncle Lee Layne. 347 00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,629 Oof. That's not our uncle. 348 00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:03,399 Yeah, well, Richie's not your cousin. 349 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:04,569 Heard and resented. 350 00:18:04,569 --> 00:18:06,472 Hey, Richie, could you please turn that 351 00:18:06,472 --> 00:18:08,275 goddamn motherfuckin' thing off? 352 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,645 It's making me insane! 353 00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:10,547 How's it not makin' you insane? 354 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,685 I don't mind it. Lucky you. 355 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,722 I'm on it, Uncle J. How the fuck did I know 356 00:18:14,722 --> 00:18:17,360 that the crawlspace had a goddamn alarm on it? 357 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,866 Mikey's fuckin' Kevin McCalliper-- 358 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,870 McCallister. - McCallister. 359 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,607 Yes. Hello. 360 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:27,313 Uh, the password is "gofastboatsmojito," all one word. 361 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:30,319 Yeah. Go fast boats and then mojito. All one word. 362 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,390 Okay, so just to be clear, 363 00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,561 'cause, you know, I can't fuckin' hear correctly. 364 00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,367 Not only are you not giving me back 365 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,739 the original $300,000 you owe me, 366 00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:43,880 but you are also asking me for an additional $500,000? 367 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,619 Yes, that sounds correct. Okay. 368 00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:48,857 And so how many times you've done this, Carm? 369 00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:50,493 None times. 370 00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:51,796 And what's your track record, Syd? 371 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:54,367 - Not great. - Cool. I'm in. 372 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,608 Okay, you are first out with a bonkers interest rate 373 00:18:57,608 --> 00:19:00,313 because, well, we have no choice. 374 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,419 And you'd also be entitled to a partnership. 375 00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:04,822 Partnership of what, my love? 376 00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:07,928 Hey, you throw a rock, you hit five great restaurants. 377 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,531 We're going to be better. 378 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:13,472 Um, this is going to be a destination spot. 379 00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,443 This is going to be an excellent restaurant. 380 00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:16,813 And I know that because we're going to get a star. 381 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:17,781 - Syd. - Carm. 382 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,386 - Fuck stars. - Okay, well, you can say that 383 00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:21,354 because you already got one. 384 00:19:21,354 --> 00:19:22,892 No, no, no, I never got one. I retained it. 385 00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,796 That's basically a cousin of getting one. 386 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,699 Okay, kids. It's not getting one, it's retaining one. 387 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,335 Somebody else got it, I retained it. 388 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,373 Guys. - You kinda got one, though. 389 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,876 What do you mean? They're being funny. 390 00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:33,379 Let's get a star. 391 00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,582 Oh, thank fucking God. 392 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,586 Thank fuck. Yeah, bitch. 393 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,926 Okay, so you get a star. Now what? 394 00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:41,562 - We're dialed. - My trapped. 395 00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:45,504 My friends, can I tell you a story 396 00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:46,940 about complete and utter failure? 397 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,643 Look, we don't pay you back 398 00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:51,415 by the end of 18 months, and it is yours. 399 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:52,718 What's mine? All of it. 400 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:53,987 The building and the lot. 401 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,524 - Well, Carm. - Yeah, Carm. 402 00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:56,692 What do you think? 403 00:19:58,462 --> 00:19:59,632 I don't know what the fuck I'm thinkin'. 404 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,569 - Tell me more. - You can get five million for this lot. 405 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:02,538 Two maybe. 406 00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:03,807 - Your math is-- - Fucked. 407 00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:05,476 - Yeah. Not good. - Okay. 408 00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:07,548 Look, we don't pay you the money 409 00:20:07,548 --> 00:20:09,819 by the end of 18 months, worst-case scenario, 410 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,423 you helped out your nephew, he blew it. 411 00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,862 You're out 800 grand, and you can make two million. 412 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,734 And then we are done forever. 413 00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:21,910 Jimmy, I wasn't gonna tell you about the money, 414 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,880 but we need more, okay? 415 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,786 And we need a partner, and that is the truth. 416 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:30,627 What do you say? 417 00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:45,957 How long'd it take you to open? 418 00:20:47,661 --> 00:20:48,896 That is a great question. 419 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,800 Well, you know... 420 00:20:51,201 --> 00:20:53,004 great partners ask great questions. 421 00:20:56,779 --> 00:20:57,747 Okay. 422 00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:02,658 Alright, Fak, Gary on construction and demo. 423 00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:03,994 Syd, we're on menu? Yes, Chef. 424 00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:05,898 With Jimmy's injection, it's gonna take 425 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,768 at least eight months to get into profit, 426 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,908 which, to put it generously, is tight, 427 00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:12,878 given it's gonna take six months to open. 428 00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,549 - Six months? - Six months? 429 00:21:14,549 --> 00:21:15,884 Yeah, at least. 430 00:21:15,884 --> 00:21:16,886 And that's being... 431 00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:17,955 - What, confident? - Cocky. 432 00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:20,961 Crazy. You guys. Crazy. 433 00:21:20,961 --> 00:21:23,667 Dude, um, we have 18 months to pay back that loan. 434 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,804 Uh, is there anything we can do? I mean... 435 00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:28,643 Dude, you are the one that said 18 months. 436 00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:30,581 That's a CP. What's a CP? 437 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,716 - Carmy Problem. - A Carmy Problem. 438 00:21:31,716 --> 00:21:33,687 - Great. - Six months is gonna kill us. 439 00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:35,924 Yeah. No, we're gonna have to be rockin' from the jump. 440 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:37,093 Just fuckin' packed right out. 441 00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,930 And you want a, uh, star. 442 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,667 I think it'd be nice. Yeah. 443 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,936 - Godspeed. - Thank you. 444 00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:43,773 Start looking into crew? - Yeah. 445 00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:44,909 Natalie, do you work here? 446 00:21:44,909 --> 00:21:46,478 I'm still thinking. 447 00:21:46,478 --> 00:21:47,915 I have one person still thinking, Chef. 448 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,886 Tremendous. - Thank you. 449 00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:51,488 Alright, okay, we're gonna have to 450 00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:53,025 find people that want to learn, 451 00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:54,862 which is gonna be impossible. 452 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,532 But, you know, it's even more difficult 453 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,035 to teach people how to give a shit, so. 454 00:21:58,035 --> 00:21:59,672 Good night. Jeffs. 455 00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:00,807 - Bye, T. - Good night. 456 00:22:00,807 --> 00:22:03,546 Okay. Oh, and Sydney, 457 00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:05,617 I got a bunch of those stains out. 458 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,053 That Bar Keepers works. 459 00:22:07,053 --> 00:22:08,857 Science, baby. 460 00:22:08,857 --> 00:22:11,829 Yeah, okay, I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow. 461 00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:12,865 Yep. Night, Chef. 462 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:13,867 Bye. - Night. 463 00:22:16,606 --> 00:22:17,707 Tina. 464 00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:22,518 Tina? Tina, hey. 465 00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:23,753 - Sorry, uh... - What's up? 466 00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:24,988 I wanted to... 467 00:22:24,988 --> 00:22:27,528 I wanted to ask you something, and-and you can totally say no. 468 00:22:27,528 --> 00:22:29,932 - It might be completely insane. - I could stay later. 469 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,103 - It's just there wasn't that much left to do. - No, no, go home, obviously. 470 00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:35,577 Go home. It's-it's more... I wanted to ask you... 471 00:22:35,577 --> 00:22:38,148 Uh, yeah. If you-- obviously feel free to say no, 472 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,852 this is probably insane. 473 00:22:39,852 --> 00:22:42,123 And it would just require a lot of training. 474 00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,562 And, I mean, like a lot of training, 475 00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:46,933 like, more than you've probably ever done before. 476 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,002 And you also know this place. 477 00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:49,104 I mean, it's a fucking hell hole. 478 00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:51,008 And why would you wanna be here? 479 00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:53,112 But, um, yeah, it was just about earlier. 480 00:22:53,112 --> 00:22:54,882 If you, you know, you were talking about 481 00:22:54,882 --> 00:22:55,884 the new sous and I guess-- 482 00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:57,153 Oh, yeah, I can ask around. 483 00:22:57,153 --> 00:22:58,623 I just don't know anybody off the top-- 484 00:22:58,623 --> 00:22:59,592 No, no, no. 485 00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:00,994 T... Tina, I'm asking you 486 00:23:00,994 --> 00:23:03,633 if you would, um, be interested 487 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:07,006 in learning how to be my sous. 488 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,649 Yeah, if you... I guess... 489 00:23:11,649 --> 00:23:14,588 I don't know. if you wanna be my Jeff or whatever. 490 00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:28,148 Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ. 491 00:23:28,148 --> 00:23:30,954 - You're very strong. - Yes. Yes. Yes. 492 00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:32,090 You're very, very strong. 493 00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:33,926 - I am. - That's cool. 494 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:35,964 Great. Okay. Okay. 495 00:23:35,964 --> 00:23:37,634 Um, yeah, go home, though. 496 00:23:37,634 --> 00:23:38,334 Okay. - Yeah. 497 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,039 But I'll talk to you tomorrow. 498 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:41,208 Tomorrow? Yeah. 499 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,112 Yes, Jeff. Okay. Night. 500 00:23:43,112 --> 00:23:44,146 Okay. 501 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:00,713 She all good? 502 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,719 Well, I'm almost outta here. 503 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,590 I appreciate you, dude. 504 00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:08,696 DVR it. She'll watch it later. 505 00:24:10,065 --> 00:24:11,134 Alright. 506 00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:17,881 Quiet. 507 00:24:17,881 --> 00:24:21,088 Don't think I've ever heard it be quiet in here. 508 00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:22,757 Definitely not. 509 00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:26,799 Good evening, Chef. 510 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:28,836 Good night, Chef. 511 00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:34,548 ♪ In the darkest hour 512 00:24:34,548 --> 00:24:36,919 ♪ Of the longest night 513 00:24:38,589 --> 00:24:42,798 ♪ If it was in my power 514 00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:46,037 ♪ I'd step into the light 515 00:24:47,139 --> 00:24:51,716 ♪ Candles on the altar 516 00:24:51,716 --> 00:24:54,086 ♪ Penny in your shoe 517 00:24:56,124 --> 00:24:57,961 Night, guys. Night. 518 00:24:58,495 --> 00:25:00,734 - Thanks for today, Bear. - Yeah, you're welcome. 519 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,571 Ah, we'll see you tomorrow? Uh, we'll see. 520 00:25:02,571 --> 00:25:04,140 Okay. Well, I'm choosing to believe. 521 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,583 Really gonna leave early? 522 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:11,555 I mean, there's only so much we can do without permits. 523 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,661 It feels weird, though, right? 524 00:25:15,028 --> 00:25:16,565 Very. Yes. 525 00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,103 It's too chill? 526 00:25:19,738 --> 00:25:22,109 Well, I don't know. We can go home early. 527 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,785 Right. 528 00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:31,027 - Um... - What are you, uh... 529 00:25:31,027 --> 00:25:33,933 Oh, uh, I don't know. 530 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:36,939 Um, what are you gonna... 531 00:25:42,784 --> 00:25:43,853 No idea. 532 00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:47,995 Well, I'll see you tomorrow. 533 00:25:47,995 --> 00:25:49,097 - Yep. - Cool. 534 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:51,034 - Okay, night. - Night. 535 00:25:51,034 --> 00:25:54,206 ♪ Transcendental blues 536 00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:33,772 Yo! 537 00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:37,013 Six months is too long. 538 00:27:37,013 --> 00:27:38,849 We need to open this shit ASAP. 539 00:27:39,183 --> 00:27:40,720 Heard. 540 00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:02,864 Is this a terrible idea? 541 00:28:08,274 --> 00:28:10,914 Cool. Good. Okay. Yeah. 542 00:28:10,914 --> 00:28:12,249 Just making sure. 543 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,829 ♪ Can I scream? 544 00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:20,900 ♪ Yeah! 545 00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:24,340 ♪ We lack the motion 546 00:28:24,775 --> 00:28:27,112 ♪ To move to the new beat ♪ 547 00:28:28,148 --> 00:28:29,350 ♪ Whoo! 548 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,759 ♪ We lack the motion 549 00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:36,064 ♪ To move to the new beat ♪ 550 00:28:36,064 --> 00:28:38,068 ♪ It's here for us to admire 551 00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:40,272 ♪ If we can afford the beauty of it ♪ 552 00:28:40,272 --> 00:28:42,811 ♪ If we can afford the luxury of turning our heads ♪ 553 00:28:42,811 --> 00:28:44,948 ♪ If we tried and tried and tried ♪ 554 00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:47,153 ♪ Adjust that thousand-dollar smile ♪ 555 00:28:47,153 --> 00:28:49,090 ♪ And behold the creation of man ♪ 556 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:51,829 ♪ Great words won't cover ugly actions ♪ 557 00:28:51,829 --> 00:28:53,932 ♪ Good frames won't save bad paintings ♪ 558 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,005 ♪ Whoo! 559 00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:01,180 ♪ To move to the new beat 560 00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:03,284 ♪ Yeah! 561 00:29:05,222 --> 00:29:07,125 ♪ We lack