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Itchy.
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Towel.
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MARCUS
Love you.
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♪ What's the long face?
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♪ What's all the crying for?
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♪ Didn't you expect it...
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Fuck.
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Corner!
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Fak, it's a facelift,
it's not a gut.
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Bear, it is a facelift
and a gut.
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He is not wrong, Jeffrey. Hey.
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- How's my budget looking?
- Great.
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- Not good.
- Shitty.
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Alright. Fuck this. Watch.
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The Bear, alright?
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We have equipment that works.
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That's a great start, everybody. Zero.
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Then we have a deep clean...
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Very.
- Very deep...
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clean
and drywall insulation.
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- Tables, chairs...
- The fridge is still fucked
and the gas line...
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The fryer is fucked.
That's 5K right there.
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No, that's ten
for a used
piece-of-shit fryer.
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And then another ten
for the correct fryer.
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And the oven is scary,
that's another ten.
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Okay, good.
Alright, so we got 20.
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- Thirty. Thirty. The oven.
- Thirty? Fuck me.
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Then we got the windows,
the demo, the brick.
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That's 50K plus 20K,
that is 70K.
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Plus 30, that's 80K
That's not bad. Really?
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Fuck me. Cousin!
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Plus the permits,
the inspections,
and the licenses.
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Yes. Right. Okay!
- And those people aren't nice.
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10K, 10K, plus 70K.
- Smart thinking, Neil.
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So we're at 80.
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- Eighty.
- Ninety.
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Ninety. Ninety.
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I was gonna say 90, okay.
Fridge is fucked.
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- Also AC.
- HVAC?
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So we are at 85.
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Hmm.
- Ha, ha, no, just kidding.
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Ninety-five, 95K.
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Just out of morbid curiosity,
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how accurate do we think
these numbers are?
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I think I am pretty much right
on a couple of 'em.
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Fantastic.
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And you have to pay us, Jeffrey.
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She's right about that, Jefferson.
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I know. I'm aware.
And I've already...
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I've set that aside, okay?
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Also, I still don't see
the drywall on there.
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Yes, right, no.
Richie's brother-in-law,
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he's gonna do
the drywall, actually.
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Cousin!
Where the fuck is he?
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It's so weird
when he doesn't answer me.
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- He's downstairs.
- He's still downstairs?
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Still, yeah.
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Alright, I'll be back.
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We need more money.
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We need a project manager.
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Okay. You're hired.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah. Right.
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- Syd.
- Nat.
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- Not good.
- No. Bad. Bad.
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♪ ...falls down
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♪ See, the lights do a long
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♪ Slow fade
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♪ The show goes on
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Fuck.
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Yo. Cousin, can you call Sal?
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I need a drywall estimate.
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Thirteen.
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Thirteen what? For what?
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That'll be his drywall estimate.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Yo, you ever think
about purpose?
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I love you, but I do not
have time for this, alright?
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I have time for this.
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Purpose.
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What's my purpose, homie?
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Your shirt says
"Original Berf."
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It's a printing mistake.
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Collector's item.
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Yo, um, I'm trying
really hard to be on board
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with all this new shit, cousin.
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I'm, uh, I'm reading a lot.
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I'm trying to learn about
who am I to my history.
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So in one of these books,
there's this dude who's got...
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like, no skills,
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no personality, nothin'.
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All he does is watches trains.
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Watches trains do what?
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Watches 'em be trains.
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And he's got this...
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group of friends that he's had
since he's a little kid,
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you know,
and they're all the shit...
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and they're
outgrowing him, like,
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one's like a sick athlete,
one's a genius.
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This other one's
nasty on the keys.
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Then, this other one,
she's got, like,
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charisma like a motherfucker.
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And one day, out of the blue,
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boom.
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They drop his ass.
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They just...
cut that motherfucker off.
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Why do they do that?
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'Cause he's got no purpose.
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Okay, so, wh-what does he do?
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I don't know.
I haven't read that far.
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But I do know that I'm...
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forty-five.
I've been here a long time.
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You feel me?
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I mean, you know what the fuck
you're doing, you know.
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You love all this shit.
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It's fun for you.
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I don't have that.
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I'm afraid one day,
I'm gonna wake up
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and you guys
are all just gonna cut...
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just drop this ass.
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Richie, I'm not
gonna drop this ass.
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This shit's not fun for me.
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Yeah, but you love it.
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That doesn't make it fun.
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If this shit is not fun
for you, cousin,
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what the fuck is fun for you?
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I don't know. I have to
get back to you on that.
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All these pots are toast, mama.
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We're gonna have to get
the good-good for the new Jeff.
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New Jeff?
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If Carmy is the executive chef
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and you're the CDC,
you're the new Carmy.
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We need a new Sydney.
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Um, okay,
well, good-good is expensive.
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So let's just see
what we can salvage here.
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Sydney, look at this shit.
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Half of these pots
are burnt on one side.
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Well, you know, it's always
about the craftsperson,
not the tools.
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Yeah, okay, these are, um,
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just really cheap, shitty
restaurant supply bullshit.
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Maybe we can
Bar Keepers Friend
some of them.
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Hmm, science, baby.
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Well, do you want
a little more science?
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Always.
I love learning this shit.
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Okay, well, on the good-good,
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there's, like, all these
stacked layers of steel,
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and in between them
is an aluminum core.
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You're an aluminum core.
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Oh, hi, baby.
- What's up, T?
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- How you doing?
- Aw.
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Just, like, lurking,
waiting till I,
like, said that or--
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No, no, I just walked in,
perfect timing.
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Yeah, okay.
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How is she?
All good.
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Um, nurse just had an emergency.
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She'll be back tomorrow,
and Chester's got her.
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If you need anything...
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Yeah, I know.
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♪ When your back's
against the wall ♪
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♪ That's when
I kick you in the balls ♪
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♪ Ballbreaker
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I'm gonna find you a new home.
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That's gonna be my home.
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Your home's my home.
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Oh, don't worry about me.
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I got it, you know.
Just heavy as shit.
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Shit, uh...
Well, never mind.
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That was much easier.
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♪ Saxophones started
blowing me down ♪
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♪ I was buried in sound
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♪ Taxicabs were
driving me around ♪
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♪ To the handshake drugs
I bought downtown ♪
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Corner.
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Corner.
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♪ To the handshake drugs
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♪ I bought downtown
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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You...
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♪ They were
translated poorly... ♪
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Fudge.
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Yo. Nat, what was that
great idea we had the other day?
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The one I said to write down?
Yeah.
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I don't suppose
you wrote it down?
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No. I'm starving. You want?
No, that's yours.
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I thought I wanted it,
but then I wanted to throw up.
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In other news,
I reviewed your numbers.
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Mm-hmm. And?
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Aside from being vaguely
kinda a little bit sorta close,
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you're missing
an IRS stipulation.
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Which IRS stipulation?
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The one that says businesses
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have to have
all previous debts be current...
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Yeah, but we're on
a payment plan.
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...and complete before any new
business license is granted.
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That can't possibly be true.
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Here.
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- Alright. So that's,
that's definitely true.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, great,
I can figure that out.
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Um, thank you.
Thank you for, uh,
for helping today
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but you have to get
the fuck outta here.
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- You gotta save yourself.
- Um...
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Sydney asked me
to be project manager.
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Really? That's interesting.
What did you say?
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That it was interesting
and that I'd think about.
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We need a project manager?
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Yes. Yes, we do.
Very much so.
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Yes. Hello. Good morning.
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I'm not making
the same mistakes
I made last time.
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Yeah, but then, you know,
who's gonna approve
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all these insane interest rates?
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Oh, that's nice.
Carm, go fuck yourself?
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- What's going on?
- Oh, you're not gonna like it.
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Awesome.
So gas is off
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until hoods and overheads
pass the new
fire suppression test.
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- Okay. Is that a Fak?
Sounds like a Fak.
- No, it is not a Fak.
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It is not a Fak.
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It's a specialist. Aw.
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Shit.
Yeah, shit.
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But some good news.
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Everybody is food certified
except for Ebra,
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who just needs to be renewed.
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And Richie, who actually
has never done it because...
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Richie.
Yes.
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Also, I filed with the BACP
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for our
City of Chicago Consultant.
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Right.
We need them to approve
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all of our
new business paperwork,
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and then they'll send a rep
and that rep will sign off
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on another rep
who will come and look at stuff
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and then sign off
on a, on a different rep.
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- How many reps is that?
- Many.
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A lot. A lot of reps. Yeah.
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But it's-it's gonna be okay,
you know.
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All we have to do
is just stay calm
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and make sure--
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Fuck.
- Sydney.
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Fuck.
What was that?
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Uh, fell through a wall.
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- Good morning.
- Damn, you got strong.
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What kind of
insurance coverage do we have
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for people falling
through the fuckin' wall?
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The really good kind
where you pray they don't.
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Yo! Syd, you just fu...
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Why'd you tear Fenway?
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Why did I tear Fenway?
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That's been there
for five years.
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You think I intentionally
fell through a wall?
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"A," fuck the Red Sox,
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and "B,"
what has it been hiding
for five years?
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"A," that's...
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Three, four, five.
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"A," that's Mikey's
favorite squad,
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so please show
some respect, okay?
254
00:14:13,372 --> 00:14:16,212
And "B," that's the result
of some failed Jewish Lightning.
255
00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:17,247
- Yo.
- What?
256
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,483
What?
That's what it's called.
257
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,385
No, we're not doing that.
258
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:20,487
I'd like to add it
to the list, please.
259
00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:21,388
Look, I haven't said
260
00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:22,491
G or R in over a week.
261
00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,328
No, cousin, explain.
262
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,497
In an effort
of personal growth,
263
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,633
I promise not to say
gay or retarded--
264
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,304
- No, cousin, the hole. Explain.
- You just-just said it.
265
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:31,375
Jewish Lightning
is when you burn down a place.
266
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,479
Yeah, the explanation
makes it seem worse.
267
00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:35,250
Look,
there was a time when
268
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:39,090
Mikey was maybe on some shit
and he thought
269
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:44,536
that if this place were
to accidentally... burn down,
270
00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:46,105
that maybe there'd be
some insurance money.
271
00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:47,140
I got it, thank you.
272
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,276
I just wanna
say that I think
273
00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:49,612
the explanation
of Jewish Lightning
274
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,516
does cement it as something
that we shouldn't say.
275
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,520
You're correct.
276
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,122
Alright, this is salvageable.
277
00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:57,562
Um, Natalie, do you know
where the tape is?
278
00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,532
The tape is packed.
It's up front.
279
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,101
Okay?
Jeff.
280
00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:04,107
You fell through the wall?
Corner.
281
00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:05,342
Yes. Yes.
- You okay?
282
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,255
Okay. What was I saying?
283
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:13,292
Gotta stay calm
and take it step by step.
284
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,360
No, I know. We will.
285
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,365
Not the first hole in a wall
I've fallen through.
286
00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,302
- No, no, that's what
you were saying.
- It is.
287
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,206
Huh? Really?
288
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:21,509
Okay.
289
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,553
Paint in the crawlspace.
290
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,289
That was the great idea?
291
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:29,592
Yo, cousin, you do me a favor
292
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:31,428
and get the paint
from the crawlspace?
293
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,332
I'm on the operating table
right now, cousin.
294
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,170
Purpose, Chef.
295
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,272
Good point, Chef.
296
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:37,340
Thank you.
297
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:42,551
So there's a hole in the wall.
298
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:44,688
Yeah, I heard.
299
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,462
Do me a favor.
Just keep thinking about it.
300
00:15:48,462 --> 00:15:50,534
I'll definitely
keep thinking about that hole.
301
00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:53,640
No.
No, the project management.
302
00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:56,580
Oh.
303
00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,186
Um, timing on my side
is not great.
304
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,288
Never is.
305
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,164
There's not enough money.
306
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,601
Never is.
307
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,141
Where do you get more?
308
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,554
Is that in my head?
309
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:20,326
Ow.
310
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:22,163
No.
311
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,508
Okay.
312
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,547
So, um, this is coming
313
00:16:30,547 --> 00:16:33,654
from a place of wanting
to start fresh and clean.
314
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,594
I love this place.
I love this city.
315
00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:40,534
I wanna start
our first business here.
316
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:42,504
I want it to be a real business,
317
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:46,412
an honest business
with-with-with honest partners.
318
00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:49,418
We wanna do high-level dining
319
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:52,525
and hospitality
and-and-and beverages.
320
00:16:52,525 --> 00:16:54,762
And we can and we will
because we know
321
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:57,367
that any good restaurant starts
322
00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:00,641
with dedication to service
and taking care of the customer.
323
00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:05,283
We drafted a quick term sheet
that specifically lays out
324
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,320
not only
our business prospectus,
325
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,661
but an execution guide
as well as a return portfolio.
326
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,632
Hey, Richard, will you turn
that fucking thing off, please?
327
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,567
I'm trying.
328
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,602
What the fuck we doin' here?
329
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,204
What's going on?
What are you...
330
00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,376
What are you doing?
331
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:19,512
Mikey was
telling you the truth.
332
00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:20,581
About the-the petting zoo?
333
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,583
What? No, no, no, no.
334
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,518
Mini golf?
No.
335
00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:24,488
About franchising.
336
00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,392
He wanted to franchise
this place.
337
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,628
He wanted to open
a restaurant with me.
338
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:28,697
How the fuck do you know?
339
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:29,798
'Cause we found your money.
340
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,325
Motherfucker didn't put it
in a bank, did he?
341
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,432
No, he-he definitely
didn't put it in a bank.
342
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,736
Oh, God. Thank Christ.
343
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,607
What is KBL?
344
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:56,285
Kalinowski, me,
Berzatto, you, Layne, Lee.
345
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,588
Lee? Who's Lee?
346
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,491
Uncle Lee Layne.
347
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,629
Oof. That's not our uncle.
348
00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:03,399
Yeah, well,
Richie's not your cousin.
349
00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:04,569
Heard and resented.
350
00:18:04,569 --> 00:18:06,472
Hey, Richie, could you
please turn that
351
00:18:06,472 --> 00:18:08,275
goddamn motherfuckin'
thing off?
352
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,645
It's making me insane!
353
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:10,547
How's it not makin' you insane?
354
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,685
I don't mind it.
Lucky you.
355
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,722
I'm on it, Uncle J.
How the fuck did I know
356
00:18:14,722 --> 00:18:17,360
that the crawlspace
had a goddamn alarm on it?
357
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,866
Mikey's fuckin'
Kevin McCalliper--
358
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,870
McCallister.
- McCallister.
359
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,607
Yes. Hello.
360
00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:27,313
Uh, the password
is "gofastboatsmojito,"
all one word.
361
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:30,319
Yeah. Go fast boats
and then mojito.
All one word.
362
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,390
Okay, so just to be clear,
363
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,561
'cause, you know,
I can't fuckin' hear correctly.
364
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,367
Not only are you
not giving me back
365
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,739
the original $300,000
you owe me,
366
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:43,880
but you are also asking me
for an additional $500,000?
367
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,619
Yes, that sounds correct. Okay.
368
00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:48,857
And so how many times
you've done this, Carm?
369
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:50,493
None times.
370
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:51,796
And what's
your track record, Syd?
371
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:54,367
- Not great.
- Cool. I'm in.
372
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,608
Okay, you are first out
with a bonkers interest rate
373
00:18:57,608 --> 00:19:00,313
because, well,
we have no choice.
374
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,419
And you'd also be
entitled to a partnership.
375
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:04,822
Partnership of what,
my love?
376
00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:07,928
Hey, you throw a rock,
you hit five great restaurants.
377
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,531
We're going to be better.
378
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:13,472
Um, this is going to be
a destination spot.
379
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,443
This is going to be
an excellent restaurant.
380
00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:16,813
And I know that because
we're going to get a star.
381
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:17,781
- Syd.
- Carm.
382
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,386
- Fuck stars.
- Okay, well, you can say that
383
00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:21,354
because you already got one.
384
00:19:21,354 --> 00:19:22,892
No, no, no, I never got one.
I retained it.
385
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,796
That's basically a cousin
of getting one.
386
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,699
Okay, kids.
It's not getting one,
it's retaining one.
387
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,335
Somebody else got it,
I retained it.
388
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,373
Guys.
- You kinda got one, though.
389
00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,876
What do you mean?
They're being funny.
390
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:33,379
Let's get a star.
391
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,582
Oh, thank fucking God.
392
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,586
Thank fuck.
Yeah, bitch.
393
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,926
Okay, so you get a star.
Now what?
394
00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:41,562
- We're dialed.
- My trapped.
395
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:45,504
My friends,
can I tell you a story
396
00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:46,940
about complete
and utter failure?
397
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,643
Look, we don't pay you back
398
00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:51,415
by the end of 18 months,
and it is yours.
399
00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:52,718
What's mine?
All of it.
400
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:53,987
The building and the lot.
401
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,524
- Well, Carm.
- Yeah, Carm.
402
00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:56,692
What do you think?
403
00:19:58,462 --> 00:19:59,632
I don't know
what the fuck I'm thinkin'.
404
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,569
- Tell me more.
- You can get
five million for this lot.
405
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:02,538
Two maybe.
406
00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:03,807
- Your math is--
- Fucked.
407
00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:05,476
- Yeah. Not good.
- Okay.
408
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:07,548
Look, we don't pay you
the money
409
00:20:07,548 --> 00:20:09,819
by the end of 18 months,
worst-case scenario,
410
00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,423
you helped out your nephew,
he blew it.
411
00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,862
You're out 800 grand,
and you can make two million.
412
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,734
And then we are done forever.
413
00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:21,910
Jimmy, I wasn't gonna
tell you about the money,
414
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,880
but we need more, okay?
415
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,786
And we need a partner,
and that is the truth.
416
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:30,627
What do you say?
417
00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:45,957
How long'd it take you to open?
418
00:20:47,661 --> 00:20:48,896
That is a great question.
419
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,800
Well, you know...
420
00:20:51,201 --> 00:20:53,004
great partners
ask great questions.
421
00:20:56,779 --> 00:20:57,747
Okay.
422
00:20:58,749 --> 00:21:02,658
Alright, Fak, Gary
on construction and demo.
423
00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:03,994
Syd, we're on menu?
Yes, Chef.
424
00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:05,898
With Jimmy's injection,
it's gonna take
425
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,768
at least eight months
to get into profit,
426
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,908
which, to put it generously,
is tight,
427
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:12,878
given it's gonna take
six months to open.
428
00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,549
- Six months?
- Six months?
429
00:21:14,549 --> 00:21:15,884
Yeah, at least.
430
00:21:15,884 --> 00:21:16,886
And that's being...
431
00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:17,955
- What, confident?
- Cocky.
432
00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:20,961
Crazy. You guys. Crazy.
433
00:21:20,961 --> 00:21:23,667
Dude, um, we have 18 months
to pay back that loan.
434
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,804
Uh, is there anything we can do?
I mean...
435
00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:28,643
Dude, you are the one
that said 18 months.
436
00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:30,581
That's a CP.
What's a CP?
437
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,716
- Carmy Problem.
- A Carmy Problem.
438
00:21:31,716 --> 00:21:33,687
- Great.
- Six months is gonna kill us.
439
00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:35,924
Yeah. No, we're gonna have
to be rockin' from the jump.
440
00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:37,093
Just fuckin' packed right out.
441
00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,930
And you want a, uh, star.
442
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,667
I think it'd be nice. Yeah.
443
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,936
- Godspeed.
- Thank you.
444
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:43,773
Start looking into crew?
- Yeah.
445
00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:44,909
Natalie, do you work here?
446
00:21:44,909 --> 00:21:46,478
I'm still thinking.
447
00:21:46,478 --> 00:21:47,915
I have one person
still thinking, Chef.
448
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,886
Tremendous.
- Thank you.
449
00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:51,488
Alright, okay,
we're gonna have to
450
00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:53,025
find people that want to learn,
451
00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:54,862
which is gonna be impossible.
452
00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,532
But, you know,
it's even more difficult
453
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,035
to teach people
how to give a shit, so.
454
00:21:58,035 --> 00:21:59,672
Good night. Jeffs.
455
00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:00,807
- Bye, T.
- Good night.
456
00:22:00,807 --> 00:22:03,546
Okay. Oh, and Sydney,
457
00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:05,617
I got a bunch
of those stains out.
458
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,053
That Bar Keepers works.
459
00:22:07,053 --> 00:22:08,857
Science, baby.
460
00:22:08,857 --> 00:22:11,829
Yeah, okay, I'll see you all
bright and early tomorrow.
461
00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:12,865
Yep. Night, Chef.
462
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:13,867
Bye.
- Night.
463
00:22:16,606 --> 00:22:17,707
Tina.
464
00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:22,518
Tina? Tina, hey.
465
00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:23,753
- Sorry, uh...
- What's up?
466
00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:24,988
I wanted to...
467
00:22:24,988 --> 00:22:27,528
I wanted to ask you something,
and-and you can totally say no.
468
00:22:27,528 --> 00:22:29,932
- It might be completely insane.
- I could stay later.
469
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,103
- It's just there wasn't
that much left to do.
- No, no, go home, obviously.
470
00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:35,577
Go home. It's-it's more...
I wanted to ask you...
471
00:22:35,577 --> 00:22:38,148
Uh, yeah.
If you-- obviously
feel free to say no,
472
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,852
this is probably insane.
473
00:22:39,852 --> 00:22:42,123
And it would just require
a lot of training.
474
00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,562
And, I mean,
like a lot of training,
475
00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:46,933
like, more than you've
probably ever done before.
476
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,002
And you also know this place.
477
00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:49,104
I mean,
it's a fucking hell hole.
478
00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:51,008
And why would you
wanna be here?
479
00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:53,112
But, um, yeah,
it was just about earlier.
480
00:22:53,112 --> 00:22:54,882
If you, you know,
you were talking about
481
00:22:54,882 --> 00:22:55,884
the new sous and I guess--
482
00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:57,153
Oh, yeah, I can ask around.
483
00:22:57,153 --> 00:22:58,623
I just don't know
anybody off the top--
484
00:22:58,623 --> 00:22:59,592
No, no, no.
485
00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:00,994
T... Tina, I'm asking you
486
00:23:00,994 --> 00:23:03,633
if you would,
um, be interested
487
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:07,006
in learning how to be my sous.
488
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,649
Yeah, if you... I guess...
489
00:23:11,649 --> 00:23:14,588
I don't know.
if you wanna be
my Jeff or whatever.
490
00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:28,148
Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ.
491
00:23:28,148 --> 00:23:30,954
- You're very strong.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
492
00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:32,090
You're very, very strong.
493
00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:33,926
- I am.
- That's cool.
494
00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:35,964
Great. Okay. Okay.
495
00:23:35,964 --> 00:23:37,634
Um, yeah, go home, though.
496
00:23:37,634 --> 00:23:38,334
Okay.
- Yeah.
497
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,039
But I'll talk to you tomorrow.
498
00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:41,208
Tomorrow?
Yeah.
499
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,112
Yes, Jeff.
Okay. Night.
500
00:23:43,112 --> 00:23:44,146
Okay.
501
00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:00,713
She all good?
502
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,719
Well, I'm almost outta here.
503
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,590
I appreciate you, dude.
504
00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:08,696
DVR it.
She'll watch it later.
505
00:24:10,065 --> 00:24:11,134
Alright.
506
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:17,881
Quiet.
507
00:24:17,881 --> 00:24:21,088
Don't think I've ever heard it
be quiet in here.
508
00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:22,757
Definitely not.
509
00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:26,799
Good evening, Chef.
510
00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:28,836
Good night, Chef.
511
00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:34,548
♪ In the darkest hour
512
00:24:34,548 --> 00:24:36,919
♪ Of the longest night
513
00:24:38,589 --> 00:24:42,798
♪ If it was in my power
514
00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:46,037
♪ I'd step into the light
515
00:24:47,139 --> 00:24:51,716
♪ Candles on the altar
516
00:24:51,716 --> 00:24:54,086
♪ Penny in your shoe
517
00:24:56,124 --> 00:24:57,961
Night, guys. Night.
518
00:24:58,495 --> 00:25:00,734
- Thanks for today, Bear.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
519
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,571
Ah, we'll see you tomorrow?
Uh, we'll see.
520
00:25:02,571 --> 00:25:04,140
Okay. Well,
I'm choosing to believe.
521
00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,583
Really gonna leave early?
522
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:11,555
I mean, there's only so much
we can do without permits.
523
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,661
It feels weird, though, right?
524
00:25:15,028 --> 00:25:16,565
Very. Yes.
525
00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,103
It's too chill?
526
00:25:19,738 --> 00:25:22,109
Well, I don't know.
We can go home early.
527
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,785
Right.
528
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:31,027
- Um...
- What are you, uh...
529
00:25:31,027 --> 00:25:33,933
Oh, uh, I don't know.
530
00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:36,939
Um, what are you gonna...
531
00:25:42,784 --> 00:25:43,853
No idea.
532
00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:47,995
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
533
00:25:47,995 --> 00:25:49,097
- Yep.
- Cool.
534
00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:51,034
- Okay, night.
- Night.
535
00:25:51,034 --> 00:25:54,206
♪ Transcendental blues
536
00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:33,772
Yo!
537
00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:37,013
Six months is too long.
538
00:27:37,013 --> 00:27:38,849
We need to open this shit ASAP.
539
00:27:39,183 --> 00:27:40,720
Heard.
540
00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:02,864
Is this a terrible idea?
541
00:28:08,274 --> 00:28:10,914
Cool. Good. Okay. Yeah.
542
00:28:10,914 --> 00:28:12,249
Just making sure.
543
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,829
♪ Can I scream?
544
00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:20,900
♪ Yeah!
545
00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:24,340
♪ We lack the motion
546
00:28:24,775 --> 00:28:27,112
♪ To move to the new beat ♪
547
00:28:28,148 --> 00:28:29,350
♪ Whoo!
548
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,759
♪ We lack the motion
549
00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:36,064
♪ To move to the new beat ♪
550
00:28:36,064 --> 00:28:38,068
♪ It's here for us to admire
551
00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:40,272
♪ If we can afford
the beauty of it ♪
552
00:28:40,272 --> 00:28:42,811
♪ If we can afford the luxury
of turning our heads ♪
553
00:28:42,811 --> 00:28:44,948
♪ If we tried
and tried and tried ♪
554
00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:47,153
♪ Adjust that
thousand-dollar smile ♪
555
00:28:47,153 --> 00:28:49,090
♪ And behold
the creation of man ♪
556
00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:51,829
♪ Great words
won't cover ugly actions ♪
557
00:28:51,829 --> 00:28:53,932
♪ Good frames
won't save bad paintings ♪
558
00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,005
♪ Whoo!
559
00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:01,180
♪ To move to the new beat
560
00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:03,284
♪ Yeah!
561
00:29:05,222 --> 00:29:07,125
♪ We lack