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沒事的

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我知道

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-嗨
-嗨,25磅?

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- 25磅?不對,我訂了2百磅
-你們只付了25磅的錢

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去跟路說吧

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對

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沒有,你這麼做很好心

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對,我們很感激事後還是能營業

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聽著,我⋯

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我還在考慮這間店的方向

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(過期未繳)

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麥可已經盡力了,我也想還你錢

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(麥可貝札托)
(1979年生,2022年歿)

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對⋯對,我也很想他

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對

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好

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對,一切都好

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好,還是多謝了,對

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再見

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幹!

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蛋蛋終結者

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蛋蛋粉碎!

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(繼續遊戲?再試一試)

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-閉嘴!
-不⋯臭婊子

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(請勿關閉)

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-別拔插頭
-我知道是什麼意思,提娜

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要是拔插頭,機台會壞掉

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妳上次清零錢是什麼時候?

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我不知道

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{\an8}(蛋蛋終結者,冠軍戰)

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(選擇角色)

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奇奇,我是小卡
你還有肉商的電話嗎?

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(芝加哥都會原裝牛肉)

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你切菜真是有夠遜

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別在圍裙上擦手,主廚

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傑夫?

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是「主廚」

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有問題,這弓是噴漆的

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廢話,因為二戰時他們得節約用銅

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所以它才沒有鉚釘?

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對,你怎麼會不知道?

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因為老子就是不知道

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這是原版BigE紅線鑲邊牛仔褲
懂嗎?1944年的

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你今晚在eBay
能用它賺到1250元

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-這樣還是少550元
-加上這個

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-那當我是投幣機嗎?
-那裡有3百元

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3百元加上什麼?

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加上一件1955年古董牛仔外套

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-打褶款?
-沒錯

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成交

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(安格斯牛肉)

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(蛋蛋終結者錦標賽就在今天)

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(僅此一天!)

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(贏者全拿!)
(牛肉餐廳)

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親愛的

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對,聽著我需要妳幫忙

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不⋯不是那樣

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我需要麥可給我的那件夾克

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對,妳能幫我送來嗎?

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謝謝,好

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對,好,再見

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嗨,你好

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嗨

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我是辛妮

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我之前來應徵副主廚的職位

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-今天開始實習
-對

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-該死,抱歉,我是卡門
-你好

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-可以給我妳的⋯謝謝
-好的

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(辛妮艾達穆)

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Alinea、Smoque⋯
這些餐廳可不得了

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什麼是⋯

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什麼是UPS?那在芝加哥嗎?

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是優比速快遞公司

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-該死,是那個UPS
-送信的那間⋯對

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妳在那裡做什麼工作?

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當司機,我靠這樣賺廚藝學校的學費

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-妳念美國烹飪學院?
-對

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好,那妳來這裡做什麼?

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因為這裡⋯

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這是我小時候我爸最喜歡的餐廳

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每個週日都會來

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對我來說很特別的地方

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好極了

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好,那妳應該知道流程

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我們⋯妳負責做員工餐
有肉,外加三份

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-我們大約兩點吃飯
-好,知道了,沒問題

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怎麼了嗎?

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我能請教一個問題嗎?

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當然可以

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我知道你是誰

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-是嗎?
-對

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你是全美國最傑出餐廳裡

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最厲害的行政主廚

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所以⋯你在這裡做什麼?

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做三明治

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-提娜
-卡門

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-牛肉在哪裡?
-在烤箱裡

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提娜,妳能開始切新蔬菜絲嗎?

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我得先要茴香,傑夫

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-卡門
-伊伯拉罕

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我需要牛肉

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接著我再處理洋蔥,之後是馬鈴薯

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-我們有個系統
-你能在處理牛肉前

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壓碎、汆燙、冷凍或炒它們都行

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-別亂搞這家餐廳
-我沒在亂搞任何東西

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不行,主廚,拜託別碰它

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這是妳唯一一次必須聽我的話
千萬別碰它

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-那個要燉12小時,懂嗎?
-那是我的鍋子

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-所有人都知道
-那是她的鍋子

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-那是我的鍋子
-去用別的鍋子

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請妳用別的鍋子,好嗎?轉角有人

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馬可斯,今天訂兩倍的麵包

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-好嗎,主廚?
-拜託喔

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我一直跟你說攪拌機壞了

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我得用手處理食材

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提娜又亂動溫度,搞砸了發麵

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提娜,我知道妳會說英文

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馬可斯,我們沒有平時貨量
供應商不賣我們了

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我現在手頭上沒錢

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但我保證會替你買台新攪拌機,好嗎?

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卡門,計時器響了

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牛肉好了,來幫我吧

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今天煎炒料要少一點,主廚

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-後面,你們在說什麼系統?
-這不符合系統

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-麥可的系統
-卡門,有個女孩

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她是辛妮,今天來幫忙的

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麥可的系統毫無道理

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-我正在說話
-馬可斯

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你是我最喜歡的婊子

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你英文越來越厲害了
你是綁架了一個船長嗎?

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是你媽跟我搞的時候教我的

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這麼說叫過分了,才怪,幹得好

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大家好啊

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今天幫我做個糖煮水果行嗎?

135
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-等我搞定工作就做
-非常清楚,謝謝

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小心後面⋯

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主廚,請問有員工櫃子嗎?

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-小心後面
-櫃子?

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滾開

140
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在步入式櫃子右邊底部

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謝謝你,主廚

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-這玩意看起來不一樣
-轉角有人

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大家好啊

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你好啊

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表弟,你亂搞我的流程?

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流程四小時前就開始了

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抱歉喔,我整個早上得顧小孩

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蛋蛋終結者是怎麼回事?
我的IG整個炸了

149
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只有30個人追蹤你

150
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對,我有⋯是怎樣?找碴嗎?
我可是有36個粉絲

151
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我們需要生意
阿宅們從洛克福跑來這裡玩

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就像1987年那樣

153
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你當時還在那個欠錢仔的蛋蛋裡

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-你好嗎?
-獨奏會如何?

155
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老天啊,她表現超好
提娜,我得⋯等等

156
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等一下,聽著,你做事得跟我報備

157
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我什麼都不必做

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等等,我們快速談談

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這是什麼鬼?

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我是辛妮,今天開始上班

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妳今天開始怎樣?

162
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辛妮今天來幫我忙

163
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你叫了不同的美乃滋?

164
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-你要用這些香蕉嗎?
-沒有,妳儘管用,主廚

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「妳儘管用,主廚」

166
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他原本打算用來做超大堅果馬芬蛋糕

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是義大利聖誕麵包
若你讓我做完就會很棒,瞭嗎?

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-去你媽的
-表哥,你幹嘛?

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里奇傑瑞莫維奇,幸會,甜心

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-別叫人家「甜心」
-抱歉,小卡,你最覺醒了

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我無意冒犯,辛妮

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只是我們義大利人習慣叫人「甜心」

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真棒

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轉角有人

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聽著,我是想跟你談談,好嗎?

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別那麼無禮,自己為是
開始做一大堆事情

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我沒時間來這套,你少來⋯

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不,是你少來那套!

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我離婚律師寄了一大堆收據給我

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是因為我一直努力讓你家人重修舊好

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因為你是個不回家的混帳

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大夥們都傳訊息給我

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00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,896
說你叫他們倒著做一堆怪事

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別那麼做,小卡

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00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,985
別搞亂大家的腦袋,叫不同的美乃滋

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00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,946
外加沒先問我就雇用新人

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00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,574
這是你哥的家,懂嗎?

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想起來了嗎?沒有你我也經營得很好

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那他為什麼沒把餐廳留給你?

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卡門,橄欖油不太夠了

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收到

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我的刀呢?

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大夥們,有空的時候請記得磨刀

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有空的時候請把腦袋搞清醒一點

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你接管這裡兩週

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我們出現財務問題兩週

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加起來代表你是個混蛋,巴比富雷

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別那樣叫我,辛妮,幫我攪拌鍋子

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你要加紙蓋嗎?

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-紙蓋是啥?
-這裡的最佳日幾天?

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-五天
-伊伯拉罕,拿個鍋子裝什錦蔬菜

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如果弄成六天
就能讓我們撐過這週,對吧?

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-所以要靠蛋蛋終結者
-別自找麻煩

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做該死的義大利麵就行了

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別說義大利麵,這些刀子全是鈍的

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義大利麵是賣最好的菜,超受歡迎

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從今以後不做了,主廚,小心後面

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-知道了,但為什麼?
-因為這位該死的⋯

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高級餐廳混球不會做義大利麵

210
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,054
-記得整台,主廚們
-你是在說什麼?

211
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,347
有人聽懂嗎?

212
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,891
「整台」是指你得清理工作站

213
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,810
因為這地方噁心透頂

214
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,979
而我稱所有人「主廚」
因為這是一種尊重

215
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,065
我沒說過我不會做義大利麵

216
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,985
我是說菜單上不該有這道菜
所以不再做了,就這樣

217
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,822
主廚們,剩三小時開店

218
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,824
小卡,你是在跟誰說話?

219
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,077
這裡有四個人,而且我問你

220
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:47,498
若不該有義大利麵
那為何人們都愛那玩意?

221
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,500
因為人們毫無品味

222
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,711
那只是一坨調味不足
醬汁太多的垃圾玩意

223
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,295
還得花七小時來準備

224
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:57,633
什麼?這垃圾讓你變得
浮誇、搞不清楚狀況

225
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,971
還外加成了死娘炮
這些人教你怎麼用手做菜

226
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,015
但這群蠢貨沒半個人
教你怎麼做義大利麵

227
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,350
小卡,你會做義大利麵嗎?

228
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,102
一,我會做義大利麵,馬可斯

229
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,104
二,我不想傷你的心

230
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:13,441
但那些軟綿綿的爛泥
這次沒辦法救我們脫離困境

231
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,318
蛋蛋終結者才行
費仔把遊戲費用提高成一元

232
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,903
-所以麻煩閉嘴
-費仔是哪位?

233
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,739
提娜,是妳拿了我的刀子嗎,主廚?

234
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,282
你拿了我的鍋子嗎,傑夫?

235
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,619
-幹!
-尼爾費仔

236
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,456
那傢伙就是個蠢貨,他⋯

237
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,500
為什麼牛肉這麼燙?

238
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,085
我們才剛把它拿出來

239
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,212
-晚了兩小時?
-是多燉兩小時

240
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,881
林格利送的肉不夠

241
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:40,050
-為什麼林格利沒送夠?
-因為我們沒錢了

242
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:43,137
我只買得到帶骨牛肉,必須用燉的

243
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,139
好嗎?那得多花兩小時

244
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,891
-打給林格利
-好消息是

245
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,851
你能靠把麵包切短一點
跟用少一點肉汁來掩蓋

246
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,354
我們過去25年
不是這樣做牛肉的,卡門

247
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,856
系統,寶貝

248
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,193
-系統
-你們幾乎付不出薪水

249
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,446
-別跟我談勞工
-我以為這裡歸你管

250
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,452
去你媽的

251
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,163
聽好了,有事情要宣佈

252
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:13,209
麵包維持原樣,肉汁也維持原樣

253
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,055
{\an8}(一元)

254
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,642
一元根本不夠,小熊,這太難了

255
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,561
費仔,這就是重點
這玩意讓人超級困惑

256
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,856
沒錯,老兄
這是挪威盜版的《真人快打》

257
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,609
這也是它成了首批被召回機台的原因

258
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:41,111
除了過度又不負責任的暴力內容

259
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,739
這遊戲太難了
是一個鬥士和一隻松鼠PK

260
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,910
還有,我很抱歉沒能出席喪禮

261
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:51,747
我有送花,我真的希望它們夠好看

262
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,999
我沒去喪禮,多久能修好?

263
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:54,959
要一小時

264
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,962
你得更快搞定
能開一下後面的窗戶嗎?

265
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,797
-待會⋯
-卡門,你在流血

266
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,633
操,該死的蠢鈍刀

267
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,261
-轉角有人!
-媽的,伊伯拉罕

268
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,555
-是你不好,你沒說「轉角有人」
-我流血了!

269
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,932
看到了嗎?好極了

270
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,434
你們滿意了嗎?
能把該死的刀還我了嗎?

271
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,416
(糖)
(快到了)

272
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,767
我發誓,她看起來美極了

273
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,769
你們絕對會看呆

274
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,313
味道超讚,主廚

275
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,523
那傢伙堵到我臉上

276
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:03,068
各位,我們得準備了
一小時後就要開始營業

277
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,820
我說「若你擋路

278
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,780
-「那我們就有問題了」
-表哥!

279
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,532
-等一下
-我想開始

280
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,534
把每個人的角色分得更清楚

281
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,078
-先等一下,再一下下就好
-拜託喔,表哥!

282
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,206
-我們在搞定事情
-熱狗攤的傢伙?

283
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,419
那是他的雙胞胎兄弟
我之後才發現這件事

284
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,631
但當時我以為他就是熱狗攤老闆

285
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,008
我說「趕緊回家去吧」

286
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,594
「快滾出去」

287
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,013
老天啊,我說⋯

288
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,558
我說「現在有個問題
我想好好享受我的塔可餅

289
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,101
「你這是在毀掉我的約會」

290
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,604
結果這傢伙掏出一把左輪手槍

291
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,563
不,我發誓是真的

292
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,107
我說「天啊,你是從哪弄到那玩意的?

293
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,485
「你從博物館的禮品店偷來的?

294
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:49,073
「你是哪位?伯格特先生嗎?」
拜託,這到底是在演哪齣?

295
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,222
提娜,我得去找我妹一下

296
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,932
-妳能幫我顧一下場子嗎?
-當然

297
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,100
-傑夫
-什麼事?

298
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,018
為何你妹不來打招呼?

299
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,353
這妳得問她了

300
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,358
-嗨
-嗨

301
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,985
妳沒把夾克裝在袋子裡?

302
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,529
你就是這樣跟我打招呼的?

303
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,739
-好久不見
-好久不見

304
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,626
你聞起來就像這個地方

305
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:44,837
抱歉

306
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,425
抱歉,但看到你在這裡
真的讓我很難過

307
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,011
是嗎⋯

308
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,517
這些標籤⋯

309
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,852
-馬可斯?
-怎樣?

310
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,354
辣椒片在哪裡?
那是最有波蘭風味的東西

311
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,065
-我表弟亂整理,更讓人混亂了
-就在這裡

312
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,442
上面寫了「辣椒片」

313
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,489
「斯維普斯」是什麼意思?

314
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:17,578
{\an8}我贏過聖路易三次
我真正的姓氏是「伍茲」

315
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,711
(詹姆斯比爾德基金會獎)
(2018年)

316
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,920
(選定人)
(卡門貝瑞托)

317
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,505
(致年度新星主廚)

318
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,096
你有傳訊息給老媽嗎?

319
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,014
沒有

320
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,559
-你知道她會想見你
-我知道,只是⋯

321
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,906
我一直試著打給你,你卻沒回電

322
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,700
我知道,只是我一直很忙
我一直在工作,所以⋯

323
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,869
吉米叔叔想買下這家店

324
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,871
-這是非賣品
-這就是我想跟你說的事

325
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:01,955
這家店不賣?

326
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,290
不,我們該賣掉這家店

327
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,375
好讓他把它翻修成艾波比餐廳?別想

328
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,170
我想在這裡做點事,老妹

329
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,798
好吧,我來很期待你回家

330
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:14,927
我得走了

331
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,096
好吧

332
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,390
我很好

333
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,727
-好嗎?
-好

334
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,356
我會修好這家店

335
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,026
沒人要你這麼做

336
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,742
-我真的得走了,好嗎?
-小熊

337
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,202
-什麼事?
-我愛你

338
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,122
謝謝妳幫忙送來

339
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,252
不客氣

340
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,719
歡迎回來

341
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,018
該試吃新三明治了,小心後面

342
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,687
轉角有人

343
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,732
馬可斯,麻煩給我麵包卷,主廚

344
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,485
媽的,再一個

345
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,699
-太脆了,麵包體太厚
-是用手做的

346
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,908
-對
-是攪拌機的問題

347
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,494
跟攪拌機無關
麵包太脆,是烤箱太乾了

348
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,954
把一個烤箱托盤裝滿水

349
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,914
放到烤箱底部,重做一批麵包

350
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,041
-別指點我該怎麼做我的工作
-照做就對了

351
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,879
老兄

352
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,881
來人試吃一下,表哥

353
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,967
給你,主廚

354
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,594
主廚

355
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,555
來吧,有何感想?

356
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,057
-又累贅又白,跟你一樣
-知道了

357
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,976
提娜,鹽和肉如何?

358
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,104
-肉嫩嗎?好吃嗎?滿意嗎?
-非常好,小婊子

359
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,106
太好了

360
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,442
辛妮

361
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,985
嚐嚐這個

362
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,823
老天

363
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,866
妳知道這很讚

364
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:01,909
對,超好吃

365
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,494
妳打算怎麼通過員工餐測驗?

366
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,330
靠美味或令人驚艷?

367
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,916
美味就會令人驚艷

368
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,584
說得好

369
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,592
那傢伙看起來像根胡蘿蔔

370
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,260
那是該死的胡蘿蔔嗎?

371
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,511
那顯然是根胡蘿蔔

372
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,513
你不知道胡蘿蔔長什麼樣子嗎?

373
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,057
我們會需要更多麵包

374
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,647
原本一切都很好,直到它開始發出怪聲

375
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,024
這就是這類玩意的經典聲音

376
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,651
你認識麥可嗎?

377
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,611
他本來是我最好麻吉之一

378
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,696
-但最後情況變得很糟
-轉角有人

379
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,114
麵包進度如何?

380
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,116
-快出爐了
-小心後面

381
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,035
奇奇,來拿你的夾克

382
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,495
費仔,情況如何?

383
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,413
我能修好這玩意

384
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,666
-你們有放久的麵包嗎?
-在烤箱上面

385
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,335
-轉角有人
-轉角有人,小心後面

386
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,795
-轉角有人
-閃啦,費仔

387
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,422
-我用三明治當酬勞,好嗎?
-成交

388
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,299
-成交個鬼
-滾啦

389
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,009
他一直都這麼混帳嗎?

390
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,220
一向如此,他是最討人厭的傢伙

391
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,305
-對,他真的很煩
-他不是好人

392
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,974
-他內心超悲哀的
-沒錯

393
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,809
費仔

394
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:10,852
老兄

395
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,195
員工餐好了

396
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,656
好,來吧

397
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,492
天啊,聞起來好香

398
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,744
-看起來真棒
-不得了,辛妮

399
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,288
來吧

400
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,498
好耶

401
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,959
好,有什麼菜?

402
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:38,088
有燉菜、飯、大蕉和一點茴香沙拉

403
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,590
挺令人好奇的,來吃吃看吧

404
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,760
我帶了自己的,這看起來噁心死了

405
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,095
得了

406
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,432
我不吃豬肉

407
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,809
-這不是豬肉,是牛肉
-他想吃什麼隨他

408
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,519
-看起來像豬肉
-好

409
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,021
-行吧
-好,我先開始吧

410
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,649
我感謝菲利普狄克,費仔,下個換你

411
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:02,529
我?我⋯我感謝我兩隻貓,拉斐爾

412
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,115
兩隻貓都叫拉斐爾?

413
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,367
對,這樣比較方便

414
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,328
-拉斐爾和拉斐爾
-好,提娜,換妳了

415
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,329
妳有什麼想感激的?

416
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,789
我感激你們所有人,朋友們

417
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:14,833
真溫柔

418
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,837
我大概很感激里奇來的時候

419
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,089
沒有擦他總是擦的那款古龍水

420
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,467
那聞起來就像松樹之類的玩意

421
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,262
聞起來像洋蔥腋下味

422
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,141
洋蔥腋下味

423
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,518
主廚,你要來一盤嗎?

424
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,895
不用,謝謝妳,主廚

425
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,980
待會你改變主意的話能吃我的

426
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,901
怎樣?我只是沒吃過上面有草的大蕉

427
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,529
表哥⋯外面情況超誇張

428
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,448
-來吧,來幫我
-不要

429
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,449
這是你自找的

430
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,659
提娜,這些大蕉很不錯吧?

431
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,370
-你認真的?
-對,我認真的

432
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,163
你搶走了我的餐廳,記得嗎?

433
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,873
我沒說我不喜歡

434
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,833
她只是說她要分別人吃

435
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,627
你根本沒吃

436
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,837
各位!

437
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,090
大家冷靜一下,別再敲窗戶了

438
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,217
各位!

439
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,885
嘿,別再捶玻璃了!

440
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,221
-別再敲了!
-還用你說

441
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,029
聖誕快樂,蜥蜴們

442
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,282
看來咱們真的有問題了

443
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,495
你們這群仇女仔、鍵盤俠、死阿宅

444
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,957
查導教義派混帳們
有人想滾出隊伍的嗎?

445
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,626
有人嗎?

446
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,712
看吧,我想也是

447
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:44,840
表弟

448
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,430
-你還好嗎?
-我沒事

449
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,725
我們今天要舉辦一場小錦標賽

450
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,229
所有人要拿出最佳表現

451
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,983
不會嚇到常客,也不會碰他們

452
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:07,529
也不會用詭異眼神看他們
或做出任何詭異阿宅行為

453
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,449
聽懂嗎?

454
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:11,992
很好

455
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,120
每個人要買一份義式牛肉組合才能進場

456
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,330
這是單一淘汰錦標賽

457
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,833
所以輸了的傢伙就滾出去

458
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,751
不准搞組隊

459
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,752
冠軍獎品

460
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,422
一年份的免費義式冰淇淋

461
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,469
還有⋯

462
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,387
還有

463
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:34,598
我恨垃圾

464
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,685
所以你們這群混帳給我自己清場

465
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,979
而且還要做好回收

466
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:45,984
去你媽的

467
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,279
表哥,那很讚吧?

468
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,448
-一點都不讚
-什麼?

469
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,283
我帶來了人群,這能讓我們賺錢

470
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,036
我們沒做準備
我就該讓那群火雞吃了你

471
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,206
我發誓,今天真的不是
讓你亂搞系統的日子

472
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,791
-又是系統,表哥⋯
-我不在乎

473
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,962
我不在乎你在納帕
用該死的鑷子和鵝肝做什麼

474
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,507
你對這裡的情況根本毫無概念

475
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,092
完全沒有

476
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,762
所以我們要用有效的辦法

477
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:18,141
我們得想辦法做出足夠食物
來餵飽這群臭阿宅

478
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:24,481
所以給我滾進廚房去做他媽的義大利麵

479
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,362
辛妮,抱歉我罵髒話

480
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,696
我得讓他搞懂狀況

481
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:05,772
天啊

482
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:07,691
卡門,來檢查一下

483
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,361
很好,看出差別了嗎?

484
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,737
差多了,是蒸氣烤盤?

485
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,322
-對
-你說得對

486
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,658
你的確有兩把刷子

487
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,578
幫我拿個帕瑪乳酪磚

488
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,789
收到,主廚

489
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,949
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