1 00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:17,635 ("The Day the World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails playing) 2 00:01:09,773 --> 00:01:13,647 (vocalizing) 3 00:01:18,524 --> 00:01:20,393 (vocalizing continues) 4 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,501 (Sydney sighs) 5 00:01:53,961 --> 00:01:55,899 - SYDNEY: Morning. - Good morning. 6 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,303 You want me to make you some coffee? 7 00:01:58,303 --> 00:01:59,940 - Uh... - EMMANUEL: Stomach still? 8 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:02,178 Ah, it's alright. I'll just grab something on the way. 9 00:02:02,178 --> 00:02:04,550 Thanks. Um, still coming tonight, right? 10 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:06,821 Most definitely. 11 00:02:06,821 --> 00:02:08,489 - EMMANUEL: Are you excited? - Yeah! 12 00:02:09,926 --> 00:02:11,329 I don't believe you. 13 00:02:11,329 --> 00:02:14,134 I am. I am. It's just... I don't know. 14 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,774 I am. It's gonna be really good. 15 00:02:16,774 --> 00:02:21,416 I have no idea how you do what you do. 16 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:23,654 But I am excited. 17 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:27,261 Well, thanks, Dad. It means a lot. 18 00:02:27,261 --> 00:02:30,702 I know you can put a lot of pressure on yourself. 19 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:33,340 Yeah, well, I live in a two-bedroom apartment with you. 20 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:34,408 Don't own a car. 21 00:02:34,408 --> 00:02:36,479 And for dinner the other night, I had a left Twix, 22 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:38,618 so I think pressure's our friend here. 23 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:40,320 EMMANUEL: But that's okay is the point. 24 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,892 Because I love you very much. 25 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,230 And I'm very proud of you. 26 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,236 And if you need to live here forever, 27 00:02:48,805 --> 00:02:50,641 I want you to live here forever. 28 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:53,548 I never want you to feel like 29 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,820 you have to make everything the thing. 30 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:04,302 Why can't we put everything that we have into everything that we can? 31 00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:05,872 EMMANUEL: Baby, if that's true, 32 00:03:05,872 --> 00:03:08,911 then why put so much pressure on this one? 33 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,525 Because I... 34 00:03:15,525 --> 00:03:17,595 I don't know if I could do another one. 35 00:03:22,739 --> 00:03:23,874 (sighs) 36 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:27,916 Anyway, listen, I'll see you later tonight. 37 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,520 It's-it's gonna be really good. 38 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,388 - EMMANUEL: I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. Alright. 39 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:35,898 Love you, Chef. 40 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:39,739 ("Strange Currencies" by R.E.M. playing) 41 00:03:57,742 --> 00:03:59,546 The motherfucking glasses came off! 42 00:04:00,014 --> 00:04:01,884 Carm, this is a good thing. 43 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:03,821 ♪ ♪ 44 00:04:03,821 --> 00:04:05,491 - (screams) - (brays) 45 00:04:05,491 --> 00:04:08,598 ♪ ♪ 46 00:04:08,598 --> 00:04:09,967 DONNA: Are you motherfuckers... 47 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:11,336 okay? 48 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:13,406 ♪ ♪ 49 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:15,945 - Hi. Hello. - (Carmy sighs) 50 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,522 You were the most excellent CDC 51 00:04:20,522 --> 00:04:22,759 at the most excellent restaurant 52 00:04:22,759 --> 00:04:24,762 in the entire United States of America. 53 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,804 What are you doing here, I guess. 54 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:33,780 ♪ You will be mine all the time ♪ 55 00:04:36,954 --> 00:04:41,764 ♪ Now fool might be my middle name ♪ 56 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:44,368 (clock ticking) 57 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:49,478 ♪ But I'd be foolish not to say ♪ 58 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:57,896 SUGAR: Morning. 59 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:58,864 Morning. 60 00:05:01,002 --> 00:05:02,539 You okay? 61 00:05:02,539 --> 00:05:05,511 Mm-hmm. Fine. 62 00:05:05,511 --> 00:05:08,985 (sighs) Got some super-fun stuff I wanna talk to you about. 63 00:05:08,985 --> 00:05:10,955 Okay, great. I got a couple of those, too. 64 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,091 Wanna go first? 65 00:05:12,091 --> 00:05:13,527 CARMY: Yeah, I'd love to. Um... 66 00:05:14,829 --> 00:05:16,934 Tipping versus not tipping, 67 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:19,005 which should be a simple conversation 68 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:19,807 and not unpleasant at all. 69 00:05:19,807 --> 00:05:22,645 And also, what the hell is that? 70 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:26,152 - SUGAR: It's a painting. - CARMY: Yeah, I hate it. 71 00:05:26,152 --> 00:05:28,524 SUGAR: Okay, well, I texted you a picture of it 72 00:05:28,524 --> 00:05:30,027 and asked if it was okay to hang. 73 00:05:30,027 --> 00:05:32,031 What, so you just hung it up? What's wrong with your shoulder? 74 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,001 I said don't answer if it's okay to hang. 75 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,470 My shoulder's just... 76 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:36,674 Ugh. I don't know. 77 00:05:36,674 --> 00:05:37,709 Okay, great. My turn. 78 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:39,713 Uh, the sandwich window can't open 79 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:41,616 because it isn't ServSafe certified. 80 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:44,823 It's gotta be ServSafe certified in order to open. 81 00:05:44,823 --> 00:05:46,125 And I don't know. 82 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:48,096 Ebra didn't renew his ServSafe certification. 83 00:05:48,096 --> 00:05:49,766 It was crossed off the list. 84 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,135 Yeah, well, turns out crossing off 85 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:52,906 isn't an exact science. 86 00:05:52,906 --> 00:05:54,676 Any idea how we could do that very quickly? 87 00:05:54,676 --> 00:05:56,580 Yeah, I do. 88 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:57,748 - Jimmy? - Jimmy. 89 00:06:01,489 --> 00:06:03,828 Stevie and Michelle can't come tonight, which is a bummer. 90 00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:04,896 CARMY: Hmm. 91 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,104 Also, I invited Mom. 92 00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:19,726 You invited Mom? 93 00:06:21,028 --> 00:06:22,097 Yeah. 94 00:06:24,703 --> 00:06:26,072 It's Friends and Family. 95 00:06:26,072 --> 00:06:30,480 Friends and Family is also not an exact science, Sug. 96 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,051 I don't want you to freak out if you see her. 97 00:06:32,051 --> 00:06:33,887 I don't want you to freak out if you don't. 98 00:06:35,925 --> 00:06:37,795 What exactly is a ServSafe certificate? 99 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:40,200 - Don't deflect. - I'm not deflecting. 100 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,973 I'm still thinking about that painting. 101 00:06:42,973 --> 00:06:45,143 SUGAR: ServSafe is food safety training. 102 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,448 - CARMY: It's unlike me. - SUGAR: Safety training is unlike you? 103 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,753 The painting is unlike me, Nat. 104 00:06:49,753 --> 00:06:50,821 Okay. 105 00:06:55,731 --> 00:06:56,900 I'm fine on Mom. 106 00:06:58,837 --> 00:07:00,473 You sure? 107 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:02,979 I'm fine on Mom. 108 00:07:03,747 --> 00:07:04,649 SUGAR: Okay. 109 00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:07,789 I'll get rid of the painting. 110 00:07:07,789 --> 00:07:08,757 Thank you. 111 00:07:10,795 --> 00:07:12,130 (Carmy sighs) 112 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,038 (train rumbling) 113 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,740 Hey. -Hey. Uh, so we don't have full waitstaff right now. 114 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,908 We just have runners. 115 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:52,244 Yeah, maybe we just do the nine course. 116 00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:53,814 Yeah, yeah. No, that's good for a run-through. 117 00:07:53,814 --> 00:07:55,250 - Cool. Hmm. - Um... 118 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,824 - Maybe... - 86 the crudo? 119 00:07:58,824 --> 00:08:01,630 - CARMY: Crudo and, uh... - One of the pastas. 120 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:03,133 - Yes. The, uh, cavatelli. - The cava-- 121 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:04,602 - CARMY: Yeah. Perfect. - SYDNEY: Alright. 122 00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:06,740 Oh, did you get a hold of Tony yet? 123 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:09,077 No, not yet. Um, you have a... 124 00:08:09,846 --> 00:08:11,850 - SYDNEY: Oh. Yeah. - CARMY: And... Yeah. 125 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,721 Actually, I've got something for you. 126 00:08:13,721 --> 00:08:14,956 - Okay. - Uh, for later. 127 00:08:14,956 --> 00:08:17,094 - Um, new uniforms in? - Yeah. 128 00:08:17,094 --> 00:08:18,731 Do you wanna just do blues until service? 129 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:19,633 Yes, Chef. 130 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,601 - Yeah. - Cool. 131 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,906 Um, hey, who is Tony again? 132 00:08:22,906 --> 00:08:24,107 The fridge guy. 133 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:26,279 Fuck me. 134 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:28,684 - Fuck me. God fucking dammit. - It's okay. 135 00:08:28,684 --> 00:08:30,220 No, I'm sorry. I just, I just missed him. 136 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,222 - Yeah, dude. Yeah. - CARMY: I'm sorry. 137 00:08:31,222 --> 00:08:32,224 I know you just missed him. 138 00:08:32,224 --> 00:08:33,594 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fuck. 139 00:08:33,594 --> 00:08:34,930 SYDNEY: I just feel like at this point, 140 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:36,232 I'm putting so much into this. 141 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:37,702 - I know. - And I don't know, man, 142 00:08:37,702 --> 00:08:39,105 - it's the same thing... - CARMY: I know. 143 00:08:39,105 --> 00:08:40,941 - ...that you've been saying. - I know. I know! 144 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,747 I'm not trying to... 145 00:08:43,747 --> 00:08:45,751 I just need your focus like you need mine. 146 00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:47,354 I-I don't wanna share it. I'm sorry. 147 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:48,691 I understand. Yeah... Yes? 148 00:08:48,691 --> 00:08:50,728 - Yes. Hi. - Carm, I forgot to ask 149 00:08:50,728 --> 00:08:52,899 because I'm slowly withering away. 150 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,068 Did you hear from Tom? 151 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,972 Who-who is Tom? Who's Tom? 152 00:08:55,972 --> 00:08:56,974 - Tom's the fridge guy. - Tony's the fridge guy. 153 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,042 No, no, Tony's the fridge guy. 154 00:08:58,042 --> 00:08:59,311 - I'll do it. - SUGAR: Tom or Tony? 155 00:08:59,311 --> 00:09:00,748 - No, I... I'll do it. - Can you just call him? 156 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:01,984 - Okay. - No. Hey, I'll do it. 157 00:09:01,984 --> 00:09:03,587 - I'll do it. I'll do it. - SYDNEY: Mm-hmm. 158 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:04,990 Do you have a phone these days? 159 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:05,992 Yes, Nat, I have a phone. 160 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:07,127 Okay. 161 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:08,731 - Thank you. - SUGAR: Mm-hmm. 162 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:11,703 Well, how are you, um, feeling about menu? 163 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:13,206 Good, good. Menu looks good. 164 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:14,776 Looks like a menu. And... 165 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,748 - Just gotta do it, like, a thousand times now. - Hmm. 166 00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:20,655 - You good? - I mean, ask me later. 167 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:21,956 You? 168 00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:23,860 (sighs) 169 00:09:25,296 --> 00:09:27,267 What's your relationship with your mom like? 170 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,205 Okay. Where did that come from? 171 00:09:29,205 --> 00:09:33,146 Um, uh, Nat, Nat invited our mom to, uh, 172 00:09:33,146 --> 00:09:34,716 to dinner, so... 173 00:09:34,716 --> 00:09:36,319 It's not-not-not good? 174 00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:38,891 It's not good. I mean, it's, um, it's fine. 175 00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:40,160 It's fine for me 'cause I know 176 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,364 that it's like a fuckin' disaster. 177 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:45,070 I know what to expect, but for Nat, it's... 178 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:46,372 It's really not good. 179 00:09:46,372 --> 00:09:48,644 She-she expects, like, some kinda fuckin' miracle 180 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:49,679 or something. 181 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,117 Well, to answer your question, 182 00:09:52,117 --> 00:09:55,323 I-I don't really have a great relationship with my... 183 00:09:55,323 --> 00:09:58,697 Um... She's dead. She died. 184 00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:01,002 I could have probably said that a bit smoother. 185 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:03,072 Yeah, she died when I was, like, four. Lupus. 186 00:10:07,013 --> 00:10:08,684 I feel... I'm sorry. I feel like I should have known that or something. 187 00:10:08,684 --> 00:10:09,986 No. Don't, don't, don't, don't. 188 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,222 Don't do the... that thing. 189 00:10:11,222 --> 00:10:12,257 - The, like... - What? 190 00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:14,261 "I'm sorry for your loss" thing. 191 00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:16,032 It's okay, it happened a while ago, 192 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,735 and, you know, I don't know. 193 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:19,071 - Alright, well-- - I was young. 194 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:20,239 - Whatever. - I'm sorry. 195 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,213 - Thank you. - Yeah. (clears throat) 196 00:10:23,213 --> 00:10:25,116 Yeah, so we don't really have the best relationship 197 00:10:25,116 --> 00:10:28,122 just 'cause of the whole, like, dead thing. 198 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:29,391 That'll do it. 199 00:10:29,391 --> 00:10:31,896 - That'll really do it. Yeah. - CARMY: Yeah. 200 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,995 - (Richie chuckles) - What's up? 201 00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:49,900 Why don't you go lay down? 202 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,269 Hmm, if I lay down, 203 00:10:51,269 --> 00:10:53,006 I will never stand up again. 204 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:55,143 Show me the month. 205 00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:56,713 Okay, um... 206 00:10:56,713 --> 00:10:57,882 Here, sit down. 207 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:00,286 Thank you. 208 00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:05,731 - Huh. - Huh? 209 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,502 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh what? 210 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:10,440 We're good for a couple weeks and then... 211 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,977 It's not bad. 212 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:14,248 - No, it's-it's not bad. - It's not. 213 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:15,785 But it's barely good. 214 00:11:15,785 --> 00:11:16,920 And we need great. 215 00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:18,958 Well, food costs, labor aren't cheap. 216 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,260 All these cooks aren't cheap. 217 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,395 You know what else isn't cheap? 218 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:22,832 Cantaloupe and caviar. 219 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:23,900 Correct. 220 00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:26,873 - Dope, though. - It's definitely dope. 221 00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:28,743 So dope the menu has to go up five. 222 00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:33,286 Yeah. Five, seven. Agreed. 223 00:11:33,286 --> 00:11:35,323 - Yeah, you're thinking that? - RICHIE: I think so. 224 00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:38,062 I'm not actually entirely sure what we're talking about. 225 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,901 Yeah, we gotta raise the prices by five percent. 226 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,306 Uh... word. 227 00:11:43,306 --> 00:11:45,343 (sighs) I won't panic yet. 228 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:46,479 I'm not gonna panic. 229 00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:49,285 - Yeah, likewise, Chef. - Yeah. 230 00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:50,821 How full are we next week? 231 00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,190 Next week? We're full. 232 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:53,259 SUGAR: Yeah? And then? 233 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:55,163 And then, you know, not as full. 234 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:57,000 Okay, we die down, we die. 235 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,304 - Mm-hmm. - Is there a waitlist? 236 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,245 How many holds every night? 237 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,420 - None. - Okay. 238 00:12:08,557 --> 00:12:09,993 I'm panicking. 239 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:11,261 No. Come on. 240 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:14,334 Fuck that. We got this. 241 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:16,973 - Yeah? - RICHIE: Mm-hmm 242 00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:19,512 We got this. 243 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:22,985 ("New Noise" by Refused playing) 244 00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:27,929 Alright, Chef, I need you to salt that like a sidewalk. 245 00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:29,131 Like my childhood home. 246 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,200 The fuck did you grow up, Arizona? 247 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,570 - CONNOR: Chef. - CARMY: Look. Okay? 248 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,306 - Pans, please. - CONNOR: Yes, Chef. 249 00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:35,477 CARMY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is this on the left side? 250 00:12:35,477 --> 00:12:38,216 It should be on the right side 'cause we're all right-handed. 251 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,485 - CONNOR: Whoa! Shit! - SYDNEY: Jesus Christ! 252 00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:40,821 - JOSH: Butterfinger boy! - (yells) 253 00:12:40,821 --> 00:12:42,057 CARMY: Okay, that's my fault. 254 00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:43,426 Who the fuck put it on the left side? 255 00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:45,030 The contractor, who's left-handed, who called you 256 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,900 about fifty-eleven times asking what side to put it on. 257 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,804 - Carmen, do you even have a phone? - Yes, I have a phone, T. 258 00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:50,841 Why didn't you tell him to put it on the right side? 259 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:53,146 Because you're the one who asked for final approvals 260 00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:54,983 over all equipments, Chef. 261 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,820 - That was you. - TINA: Focus. Please. 262 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,189 Bro, that's wild fast. 263 00:12:58,189 --> 00:12:59,559 TINA: That's obscenely fast. 264 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:00,995 MARCUS: You all are like making me nervous. 265 00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:02,565 Carmen, I'm ready when you're ready. 266 00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,268 CARMY: Yeah, I'll be right there, Chef. 267 00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:07,441 Alright. Two hours to open, Chefs. 268 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,144 - Menu run in 45. - ALL: Chef. 269 00:13:09,144 --> 00:13:11,115 CARMY: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chef, Chef. Behind. 270 00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:12,585 - Did you taste this? - DANIELA: Um, not yet. 271 00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:14,021 Needs way more acid. 272 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,558 Reduce that for, like, ten minutes maybe? 273 00:13:15,558 --> 00:13:17,060 The consistency is not there. 274 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,630 Yes, Chef. Behind, behind, behind. 275 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,435 CARMY: We need the handles at 45-degree angles. 276 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:24,943 Okay? We can grab 'em faster. Every second counts. Chefs! 277 00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:25,811 ALL: Yes, Chef. 278 00:13:25,811 --> 00:13:27,381 - SYDNEY: Behind, behind, behind. - Chef. 279 00:13:27,381 --> 00:13:28,984 - Check. - Looks gorgeous, Chef. 280 00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,353 - SYDNEY: Checked. Thank you. - CARMY: Marcus, you ready? 281 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:31,990 - Let's do it, Chef. - CARMY: Behind. 282 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,058 Corner. 283 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,929 - Syd? - SYDNEY: Yep. Coming. 284 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:35,864 Behind you. 285 00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:38,970 Alright, so we got number one... 286 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:41,843 Mom's Honeybun. 287 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:45,150 - That's nice, Chef. - Thank you, Chef. 288 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,387 Number two. You guys seen this one already. 289 00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,491 But... Copenhagen Sundae. 290 00:13:49,893 --> 00:13:52,330 - Well, this is like a classic. - Right? 291 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,971 Number three is Sydney's Donut... 292 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:58,042 in parentheses After Carm Destroyed it 293 00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,077 Like a Little Bitch. 294 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,279 I don't really know where the name came from. 295 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:02,552 Definitely not from some asshole who's gonna feel like shit 296 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:03,554 about it for the rest of his life. 297 00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:04,388 MARCUS: Yeah, definitely not. 298 00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:05,991 But I am glad he feels like shit. 299 00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:07,995 - I-I vote we workshop the name. - Good. 300 00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:09,264 - Yeah. - Oh, we can talk about it. 301 00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:10,968 EBRA: Marcus, package from Denmark. 302 00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:12,538 Thank you, Chef. 303 00:14:12,538 --> 00:14:14,274 And then number four, 304 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:17,380 bonus edition, special savory dish. 305 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,919 - CARMY: Wow. - MARCUS: Wait one second. 306 00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:20,954 (Carmy whistles) 307 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:23,927 This one is a little bit of all of us. 308 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,165 Everything that we all 309 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,035 kinda know about each other and... 310 00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:31,909 And I wouldn't know any of you if I didn't work at The Beef. 311 00:14:33,947 --> 00:14:35,015 What's this one called? 312 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:37,521 The Michael. 313 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:47,975 You can throw down, huh? 314 00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,712 TINA: Jeff? Jimmy's out front. 315 00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:51,115 Yeah, T. Thank you. 316 00:14:51,115 --> 00:14:53,285 - TINA: Housekeeping. - ALL: Chef! 317 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,131 So what I gotta do? 318 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,368 You'll be fine. It's a eight-hour online test. 319 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,272 Just, you know, have him take it tonight. 320 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:04,943 Health inspectors aren't coming today. 321 00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,046 - You sure about that? - Nope. 322 00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:09,250 And then there's this. 323 00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:13,292 I wanna know what this is? 324 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,662 Yeah, you most certainly wanna know what that is. 325 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:18,570 That, my friend, is a State of Illinois 326 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,440 Business Certificate 327 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,312 which certifies that The Bear is allowed to do business 328 00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:26,986 in, and only in, the great state of Illinois. 329 00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,330 Congratulations, partner. 330 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,102 Thank you. 331 00:15:37,106 --> 00:15:38,175 It's, um... 332 00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:40,479 It feels heavy. 333 00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,219 Heavy moment, right? 334 00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,156 I mean, odds are against you, kid. 335 00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,491 - Is that right? - Yeah, that's right. 336 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:52,671 May I share with you a story of complete and utter failure? 337 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,646 - Yes. I've been waiting. - CICERO: Wonderful. 338 00:15:56,646 --> 00:16:00,186 Do you remember Alex Gonzalez? Shortstop for the Cubs? 339 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,292 Um... no. No, I don't think so. 340 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:04,629 Right. And it's a shame you don't think so, 341 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,498 but I'm gonna explain why you don't think so. 342 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,503 He was a good player. Solid player. 343 00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:11,408 Moved around a lot. Cubs had him, like, two years. 344 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,379 One of those years, they're playing the Marlins. 345 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:14,616 - Huh. - CICERO: Right? 346 00:16:14,616 --> 00:16:15,684 Cubbies up three-one. 347 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,186 Top of the eighth. Game six. 348 00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,792 National League Championship fuckin' Series. 349 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,694 - CARMY: Hmm. - Okay? 350 00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:22,732 They win, they go to the World Series, 351 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,769 which at this point they hadn't been in, like, 352 00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:27,107 I don't know, 45 years, okay? 353 00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:28,710 Runner on first, runner on second. 354 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,480 There's one out. 355 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:35,089 Miguel Cabrera hits a choppy, shitty little thing to Gonzalez. 356 00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:37,394 Right? And I mean an easy grab, 357 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:38,563 no-fuckin'-brainer kinda thing. 358 00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:41,402 But for whatever reason, Gonzalez is like, 359 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:44,141 oh, maybe I'll catch it with my hand and then, 360 00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,711 oh, maybe I'll catch it with my glove 361 00:16:45,711 --> 00:16:47,480 and, oh, maybe I'll catch it with both. 362 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,286 He bobbled the fuckin' ball, didn't make the double play, 363 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,290 couldn't send the Cubs to the ninth. 364 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:55,329 Unforced error, right? 365 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,169 The result of that, the bases are loaded. 366 00:16:58,169 --> 00:17:00,541 And the result of that, all fuckin' hell breaks loose. 367 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,212 Error after error after error. 368 00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:06,352 Oh, man. The Cubs fall apart at the seams. 369 00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:08,388 Marlins score five runs, Cubs lose. 370 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,299 So why don't we remember him? 371 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,505 Because that very same inning, several plays earlier, 372 00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:20,413 Luis Castillo hits a foul ball to left outfield. 373 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,285 Right? And, oh, my God, it looks like... 374 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:26,258 (sighs) it feels like, it smells like 375 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,597 Moisés Alou gonna grab that fuckin' thing 376 00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:30,734 and the Cubs are gonna be four outs from the pennant. 377 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:34,141 But instead, just as Moisés is jumping for the ball, 378 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:36,613 a fan in the stands inches from Moisés 379 00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:39,484 does what any goddamn fuckin' person would do 380 00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,488 with a goddamn fuckin' ball 381 00:17:41,488 --> 00:17:43,527 flying towards him in a major league sporting venue. 382 00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:45,296 He tries to catch it. 383 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,537 But his glove bumps into Moisés' glove, 384 00:17:48,537 --> 00:17:51,108 the fucking ball drops, and end of play. 385 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:52,243 Fuck you, Cubbies. 386 00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,515 Bartman. 387 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:55,851 - Bartman. - CARMY: Yeah. 388 00:17:55,851 --> 00:17:58,488 And everyone wants to kill little Stevie Bartman. 389 00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:00,728 But Alex Gonzalez's fuckup, 390 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:03,432 trust me, it's the real fuckup, right? 391 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,136 Led to eight other fuckups. 392 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,407 But then all of a sudden, all those fuckups are a wash 393 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:08,610 'cause of Steven Bartman, 394 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,446 'cause everybody and their mother 395 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:11,816 wants to blame this fucking guy 396 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:14,555 instead of the actual fuckin' motherfuckin' fuckups 397 00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:15,757 who fucked it up. 398 00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:20,266 Just a normal guy, right? 399 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,836 You know, with normal fuckin' headphones 400 00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:23,506 just reaching for a foul ball... 401 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:27,280 on a lovely night at Wrigley, 402 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,153 and he ends up taking the blame for an entire squad 403 00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:32,891 who literally took their eye off the ball. 404 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,903 Okay. So we don't wanna be Bartman, right? 405 00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:42,678 No, dumbass. You don't wanna be Gonzalez. 406 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:44,414 You don't wanna be unfocused. 407 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,318 - Are you even fuckin'-- - Alright. Yeah. Yeah. 408 00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:48,623 CICERO: Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. 409 00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,961 You wanna be the guy, right? 410 00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:53,298 - CARMY: Yeah. - So be the fuckin' guy. 411 00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,846 This business, like a lot of businesses, it sucks, right? 412 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,750 But this one sucks extra hard 413 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,754 'cause the profit margins are non-existent. 414 00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:05,456 - CARMY: Hmm. - Right? 415 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,628 And unforced errors, trust me, they're contagious. 416 00:19:07,628 --> 00:19:09,732 So you don't have the luxury 417 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,435 of hiding behind little Stevie Bartman. 418 00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:12,704 It is all you. 419 00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,343 It's all you. Right? 420 00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:16,613 So you gotta put your fuckin' head down. 421 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,250 You gotta focus, and you gotta live this shit and nothin' else. 422 00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:25,363 I actually want this place to work for you, buddy. 423 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,364 I really do. 424 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,436 I don't wanna, I don't wanna take it from you. 425 00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:29,572 I don't wanna knock it down. 426 00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:30,774 I will take it from you, 427 00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,310 I will knock it the fuck down. 428 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:33,412 I don't wanna. 429 00:19:33,412 --> 00:19:34,982 But if this is gonna work for you, 430 00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:36,586 you gotta give up every fuckin' minute, 431 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:37,855 every drop of blood you have. 432 00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:40,192 You cannot take your eyes off this thing. 433 00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,566 And in return, you know what you're gonna get? 434 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,508 A nice, sharp kick in your little nuts daily 435 00:19:47,508 --> 00:19:49,511 for the foreseeable future. 436 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,353 Now how is that all soundin' to you? 437 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,434 I, um... 438 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,211 I've actually kinda been dating someone. 439 00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,887 - Really? - Yeah. 440 00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:13,358 CICERO: No shit. 441 00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:18,269 I gotta tell you, nephew, I don't know if I've ever been so happy 442 00:20:18,269 --> 00:20:19,739 to hear anything in my entire fuckin' life. 443 00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:22,945 And I say the following with all the love of my heart. 444 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:23,913 CARMY: Hmm. 445 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:25,850 Uh-oh. 446 00:20:27,086 --> 00:20:28,790 CORTEZ: Family meal up front, y'all. 447 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,393 - SUGAR: Hey. - Hi. 448 00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:32,698 You okay on the puntarelle sub? 449 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,637 Yeah. Are you okay on, like, life? 450 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:36,972 Yeah. Yeah. 451 00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:39,277 I just haven't eaten. 452 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,647 Oh, let me make you something. 453 00:20:40,647 --> 00:20:42,016 No, I can't. I can't let you do that. 454 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,352 What are you talking about? There's... 455 00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:44,521 What-what do you want? 456 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,595 An omelet? 457 00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:49,297 Yeah, I can make you an omelet. 458 00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:50,534 - Yeah? - Yeah. Go wait in the office. 459 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:52,036 Hey, thank you. 460 00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:54,675 Ohh. (sighs) 461 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:06,051 Hi. 462 00:22:06,051 --> 00:22:07,520 SUGAR: (exhales) Hi! 463 00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:09,992 Oh-oh-oh. 464 00:22:19,612 --> 00:22:20,680 Mm. 465 00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:25,389 I could cry. Honestly. 466 00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:27,359 You're so good. Thank you. 467 00:22:29,063 --> 00:22:30,533 (Sugar sighs) 468 00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:33,806 - Okay. Don't watch me eat. - I-I... Okay. 469 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:36,946 You're a fucking genius. 470 00:22:36,946 --> 00:22:38,415 Shut the fuck up. 471 00:22:39,184 --> 00:22:40,654 MAN (over phone): ...keep fruits and vegetables 472 00:22:40,654 --> 00:22:43,593 separate from raw meat, poultry and... 473 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:44,728 EBRA: Makes sense. 474 00:22:45,062 --> 00:22:47,166 MAN: Produce should always be washed... 475 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,605 - Excellent. - MAN: ...before combining it with other ingredients. 476 00:22:50,073 --> 00:22:53,045 So you'll also wanna clean and sanitize the prep sink 477 00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:55,049 and work area before starting. 478 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:56,150 I accept. 479 00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:02,797 (buzzing) 480 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:05,804 (line ringing) 481 00:23:05,804 --> 00:23:07,807 (buzzing continues) 482 00:23:13,886 --> 00:23:15,489 (buzzing continues) 483 00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:18,095 - MARCUS: Yo, Carm. - Chef. 484 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:19,798 - MARCUS: Try this. - CARMY: Yeah. Yeah. 485 00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:25,743 Mm. (sighs) 486 00:23:26,211 --> 00:23:28,181 - Bravo, Chef. Good. - Thank you, Chef. 487 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:31,054 Uh, 30 minutes to open, Chefs. 488 00:23:31,054 --> 00:23:31,956 ALL: Chef! 489 00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:34,093 (phone buzzes) 490 00:23:35,764 --> 00:23:37,968 SYDNEY: Marcus, this is... 491 00:23:37,968 --> 00:23:40,239 (scoffs) incredible. 492 00:23:40,239 --> 00:23:41,809 Thank you, Chef. 493 00:23:41,809 --> 00:23:42,978 - It's all you. - Fuck you talking about? 494 00:23:42,978 --> 00:23:44,080 It's all you, dude. 495 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,617 MARCUS: Yeah. You pushed me. 496 00:23:45,617 --> 00:23:47,588 Okay, because you let me push you. 497 00:23:47,588 --> 00:23:48,690 That's because you know me. 498 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:50,026 Ok... Uh, no, no. 499 00:23:50,026 --> 00:23:51,763 We're not doing, like, a corny fuckin' back and forth. 500 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,765 What are you, what are you doing later? 501 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:53,800 SYDNEY: Well, when's later? 502 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,002 I don't know, like, after work. 503 00:23:55,002 --> 00:23:57,608 I'll probably fuckin' barf, like, 40 times. 504 00:23:57,608 --> 00:23:59,812 Okay, well, would you want to go eat 505 00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:03,218 before that or after or in between? 506 00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:06,993 Uh, well, I don't know if there's time. 507 00:24:06,993 --> 00:24:10,232 Also, uh, we have to drill this with, like, the servers, 508 00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:11,803 so I'm gonna get them and then, 509 00:24:11,803 --> 00:24:13,907 and then let's run through, um, 510 00:24:13,907 --> 00:24:15,977 just ingredients, any allergies. 511 00:24:15,977 --> 00:24:20,654 Um, that wasn't... that wasn't like an ask out or anything? 512 00:24:20,654 --> 00:24:21,756 - MARCUS: No, no. No. - Yeah. 513 00:24:21,756 --> 00:24:23,058 No, no, no, no. I-I just... 514 00:24:23,058 --> 00:24:24,194 Sorry. I just wanted to make sure. 515 00:24:24,194 --> 00:24:25,597 That would be weird. 516 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:26,966 I don't know why I, like, assumed you're-- 517 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,268 - Weird? - SYDNEY: No, no, no, no, no. 518 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:30,005 - Not-not-not weird, obviously. - Uh-huh. 519 00:24:30,005 --> 00:24:32,678 No, um, I just more meant... You know what I meant. 520 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:34,113 - MARCUS: Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 521 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,286 Let's... I'm gonna... This was very good. 522 00:24:37,286 --> 00:24:38,623 - This was very good. - Cool. 523 00:24:38,623 --> 00:24:39,558 SYDNEY: Uh, thank you, Chef. 524 00:24:39,558 --> 00:24:41,962 Okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 525 00:24:42,964 --> 00:24:44,100 Fuck. 526 00:24:57,259 --> 00:24:58,896 First day, lizards. 527 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:01,134 I wanna thank you guys. 528 00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:03,205 Thank you all so much for all your hard work. 529 00:25:03,205 --> 00:25:04,809 There's nowhere else in the world 530 00:25:04,809 --> 00:25:06,311 I'd rather be than right here, right now with you guys. 531 00:25:06,311 --> 00:25:08,683 We are in the fortunate position 532 00:25:08,683 --> 00:25:12,591 of being able to blow some fuckin' minds tonight. 533 00:25:12,591 --> 00:25:14,127 But in order to do that, 534 00:25:14,127 --> 00:25:15,597 we gotta read some minds, alright? 535 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,734 - Neil, how do we do that? - We read the room. 536 00:25:17,734 --> 00:25:19,003 RICHIE: Yeah. How do we do that? 537 00:25:19,003 --> 00:25:20,941 We read, uh, facial expressions. 538 00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:22,678 We listen for verbal cues. 539 00:25:22,678 --> 00:25:25,015 We wanna be inside of people's minds. 540 00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:26,886 RICHIE: Yeah. We ask questions, right? 541 00:25:26,886 --> 00:25:29,023 Not too many. We be fuckin' nice. 542 00:25:29,023 --> 00:25:31,863 We remember names. We remember everything. 543 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,300 Alright? When we walk into this room, 544 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:39,712 we enter into a state of profound, heightened sensitivity. 545 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,047 Now, who remembers 546 00:25:41,649 --> 00:25:45,022 what Vasudeva, the ferryman, said to Siddartha 547 00:25:45,022 --> 00:25:46,759 on the banks of the Ganges River? 548 00:25:48,028 --> 00:25:51,234 He whispered, "Listen better." 549 00:25:52,336 --> 00:25:53,739 And that's what we're gonna do. 550 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:57,012 He also said water glasses are always full. 551 00:25:57,379 --> 00:26:01,254 Somebody gets up, that napkin gets folded, placed on the seat. 552 00:26:01,254 --> 00:26:04,829 If someone looks bored, make 'em fuckin' not bored. 553 00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:07,133 You know? If the food's taking too long, 554 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,070 make that food not take too long. 555 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,208 If someone looks cold, Gary, what do you do? 556 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,945 We make them not cold. 557 00:26:12,945 --> 00:26:16,151 That's right. But don't make 'em ask. 558 00:26:16,151 --> 00:26:19,992 Listen, you know. Watch. Execute. Alright? 559 00:26:19,992 --> 00:26:22,163 We're gonna be streets ahead tonight. 560 00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:26,304 Anticipation creates luxuriation. 561 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,176 Yeah. 562 00:26:30,112 --> 00:26:31,180 Yeah. 563 00:26:32,016 --> 00:26:35,623 Fuckin'... abra-fuckin'-cadabra, Chefs. 564 00:26:36,191 --> 00:26:37,393 - Cousin? - Yeah. Beautiful. 565 00:26:37,393 --> 00:26:38,663 Thank you. Thank you, cousin. 566 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:41,969 Um, okay, so, uh... 567 00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:44,240 Tonight is dress rehearsal, right? 568 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,048 Um, it is designed to find the cracks. 569 00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:50,820 Um, we're gonna be doing a tasting menu. 570 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:54,093 It's nine courses. That's the best way to practice, okay? 571 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:55,830 Uh, it's gonna be crazy. 572 00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:57,366 It's gonna be overwhelming. 573 00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:00,306 That is the point. Do not get crazy. 574 00:27:00,306 --> 00:27:02,109 Do not get overwhelmed, alright? 575 00:27:02,109 --> 00:27:05,917 I want you guys to just try to... focus. 576 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,222 - Okay? - ALL: Chef! 577 00:27:08,222 --> 00:27:11,094 CARMY: Yes. Um, mistakes will be made so we can learn from them. 578 00:27:11,094 --> 00:27:12,864 We're all here to learn, right? 579 00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:14,702 I want us to remind our guests 580 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:17,139 that there are no checks tonight, okay? 581 00:27:17,139 --> 00:27:19,210 We've got Gary and Neil over here. 582 00:27:19,210 --> 00:27:20,279 They're our captains. 583 00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:21,682 They're gonna be floating around. 584 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,354 Uh, Nat's gonna be in the front of house. 585 00:27:24,354 --> 00:27:26,792 Uh, I'm gonna be in the back should you need anything. 586 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:28,061 Uh, thank you. Thank you, guys. 587 00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:29,130 - Thanks so much. - SYDNEY: Chefs. 588 00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,800 ALL: Chef. 589 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,940 Sorry for being late. Uh, we, uh... 590 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:36,144 The-the menu will be as written, 591 00:27:36,144 --> 00:27:38,917 uh, with the exception of escarole 592 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:41,154 is gonna be subbed for puntarelle. 593 00:27:41,154 --> 00:27:43,492 And, uh, there's a new addition to the menu. 594 00:27:43,492 --> 00:27:47,868 The, uh, mortadella and parmesan cannoli, 595 00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:50,806 uh, with a mostarda caviar. 596 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,476 "Caviar." It's not really... 597 00:27:52,476 --> 00:27:54,180 - (Sugar chuckles) - Thanks. 598 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:58,322 Um, and also we have a pistachio crush on that. 599 00:27:58,322 --> 00:28:00,359 So, you know, if you have any questions, 600 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,898 feel free to ask me or, uh, Chef. 601 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,400 But, yeah. Thank you. 602 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,870 - ALL: Chef! - CARMY: Thanks, Chef. 603 00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:06,806 SUGAR: Sounds good. 604 00:28:06,806 --> 00:28:09,077 Uh, last reminder, A, B, C. 605 00:28:09,077 --> 00:28:11,414 Always Be Communicating. Okay? 606 00:28:11,414 --> 00:28:13,251 I want the front to know what the back is up to, 607 00:28:13,251 --> 00:28:16,224 and I want the back to know what the front is up to at all times. 608 00:28:16,224 --> 00:28:18,796 Keep the notes moving, keep the dials dialed 609 00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:20,466 and, yeah. 610 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:21,902 Twenty-five to service. 611 00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:23,472 Let's go to work. 612 00:28:23,472 --> 00:28:24,975 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 613 00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:26,512 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 614 00:28:26,512 --> 00:28:27,814 Let's go. 615 00:28:27,814 --> 00:28:29,518 (chefs chattering) 616 00:28:29,518 --> 00:28:32,757 ♪ ♪ 617 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,169 I'm so excited but I'm scared but I'm so excited. 618 00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:57,106 I'm aware. I'm aware. Stop talking. 619 00:28:57,106 --> 00:28:59,110 - You're moving around too much. - And I'm lookin' really good. 620 00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:00,947 So I'm thinking you should start calling me Chef. 621 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:03,085 Well, I'ma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. 622 00:29:03,085 --> 00:29:04,822 Fak, can't find a screwdriver. Can I get one, please? 623 00:29:04,822 --> 00:29:07,159 Does it look like I would know where a screwdriver is? 624 00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:08,529 I'm front of house now. 625 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,332 Oh. Wow, you've changed, huh? 626 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,569 Yeah. Fuck, yeah, he's changed. 627 00:29:11,569 --> 00:29:12,804 Yeah, I'm different now, okay? 628 00:29:12,804 --> 00:29:15,275 I'm front of house, and I don't know where screwdrivers are. 629 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,344 RICHIE: Yeah, fuck screwdrivers. 630 00:29:16,344 --> 00:29:17,279 - FAK: Yeah, fuck 'em. - Okay. 631 00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:18,950 - I'll go fuckin' find-- - Kidding, kidding. 632 00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:21,087 Come on. Here. I got it on me. 633 00:29:21,087 --> 00:29:22,023 Respect. Thank you, buddy. 634 00:29:22,023 --> 00:29:23,325 - Hey, Carm. - Yeah? 635 00:29:23,325 --> 00:29:25,563 Uh, is Claire bear coming tonight? 636 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:28,268 Yeah. Yeah, no, I believe, uh, I believe she is, yeah. 637 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:31,041 Yeah. We... We love her so much. 638 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:33,779 - She's nice. - RICHIE: Yeah. I like Claire, cousin. 639 00:29:34,614 --> 00:29:36,283 Yeah. No, I like her, too. Uh... 640 00:29:39,624 --> 00:29:41,227 You guys look handsome. Good job. 641 00:29:41,227 --> 00:29:42,229 Alright. I'll see you out there. 642 00:29:42,229 --> 00:29:43,298 FAK: Thank you, Chef. 643 00:29:43,298 --> 00:29:45,201 Dude, we look good. 644 00:29:46,170 --> 00:29:47,574 (imitates rifle cocking) 645 00:29:47,574 --> 00:29:49,210 - Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. - (imitating gunfire) 646 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,114 Bup, bup, bup, bup. Read your mind. 647 00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:53,585 - Al Capone shit. - Dude. (giggling) 648 00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:58,462 - Hey, Syd. - Yeah. 649 00:29:58,462 --> 00:30:00,165 Hey, can you come here help me for a sec? 650 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:01,835 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 651 00:30:03,171 --> 00:30:04,273 (Carmy sighs) 652 00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,346 Um, it's a little uneven. 653 00:30:07,346 --> 00:30:09,551 If you could just get under here and hold that top up. 654 00:30:09,551 --> 00:30:11,555 - Yep. Okay. - Good? 655 00:30:11,555 --> 00:30:13,458 Oh... yeah. 656 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,195 - Yep. Nice. - SYDNEY: Okay. 657 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,005 - Um... - Oh, God. I'm sorry. 658 00:30:20,005 --> 00:30:21,274 - No. You're good? - Yeah, yeah. 659 00:30:21,274 --> 00:30:22,209 Good. 660 00:30:23,044 --> 00:30:24,046 (sighs) 661 00:30:25,983 --> 00:30:26,952 Look you, um... 662 00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:31,227 You deserve my full focus. 663 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,467 And I'm, uh, I'm sorry. 664 00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:36,404 - No, don't. - It's just, it's, um... 665 00:30:37,507 --> 00:30:40,045 - It's not Claire's fault. - I-I didn't s... I didn't... 666 00:30:40,045 --> 00:30:41,314 I don't think it's Claire's fault. 667 00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:43,318 - No, I know. I know. I'm just... - Like... 668 00:30:43,318 --> 00:30:46,291 I'm just saying, my attention shouldn't be split. You know? 669 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,962 It shouldn't have to be shared. I understand. 670 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,938 I don't want you to think I was, like, being jealous 671 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:54,942 or, like, bitter or whatever, 672 00:30:54,942 --> 00:30:58,114 because that's, like, not the case at all. 673 00:30:58,716 --> 00:31:00,452 And like thank you for-for saying that. 674 00:31:00,452 --> 00:31:03,125 And also, she was really nice. 675 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:04,595 I'm sure she's great. 676 00:31:04,595 --> 00:31:06,363 She is. She is. She's great. 677 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,635 Yeah? 678 00:31:11,307 --> 00:31:12,242 Yeah. 679 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,383 Yeah. She's so great it scares the shit outta me. 680 00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:18,387 (sighs) 681 00:31:20,025 --> 00:31:22,196 I don't know why I like said all that stuff. 682 00:31:22,196 --> 00:31:23,532 I think I just, I don't know. 683 00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:26,972 (sighs) I was scared, and... 684 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:30,379 Yeah, it came out wrong. 685 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,482 - What are you scared of? - (scoffs) 686 00:31:34,486 --> 00:31:35,589 Yeah, actually, um... 687 00:31:37,192 --> 00:31:38,696 if you can get that side, I'll hold it up. 688 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:41,066 - Yeah. - And then just say more, please. 689 00:31:43,238 --> 00:31:44,406 (sighs) 690 00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:47,547 (sighs) Okay. 691 00:31:47,547 --> 00:31:49,116 - Got it? - Yeah. 692 00:31:49,751 --> 00:31:51,253 Go ahead. 693 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:56,163 Uh, I don't know. I guess... 694 00:31:58,134 --> 00:32:00,104 I guess I'm scared that, like, 695 00:32:01,106 --> 00:32:04,413 I don't have what it takes to, like, not fuck this up. 696 00:32:04,982 --> 00:32:06,585 You're not gonna fuck it up. 697 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,325 Dude, I fuck things up. 698 00:32:11,094 --> 00:32:14,601 I fuck things up all the time, like, every day. 699 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:15,970 Yeah, but not... 700 00:32:18,441 --> 00:32:19,711 Not like this. 701 00:32:24,453 --> 00:32:26,257 - You could do this without me. - I couldn't do it without you. 702 00:32:26,257 --> 00:32:27,359 Yeah, you could. 703 00:32:28,061 --> 00:32:29,998 I wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. 704 00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:34,306 You know, you... 705 00:32:35,743 --> 00:32:37,179 You make me better at this. 706 00:32:40,786 --> 00:32:42,489 You make me better at this. 707 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:49,504 You still love to cook, right? 708 00:32:49,504 --> 00:32:51,407 (both chuckle) 709 00:32:51,407 --> 00:32:52,743 - Yeah. - Yeah? 710 00:32:53,712 --> 00:32:55,114 (sighs) 711 00:32:59,323 --> 00:33:00,626 Best part of my day... 712 00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:04,299 Like ten minutes ago, I made Nat an omelet. 713 00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:06,036 Yeah. 714 00:33:06,671 --> 00:33:08,207 You love taking care of people. 715 00:33:10,211 --> 00:33:11,413 Yeah, I guess. 716 00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:14,186 What was in the omelet? 717 00:33:15,556 --> 00:33:17,661 Boursin, and uh, 718 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:20,600 I put chives and potato chips on top. 719 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,102 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 720 00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:23,204 What kinda potato chips? 721 00:33:23,204 --> 00:33:24,675 Sour cream and onion. 722 00:33:24,675 --> 00:33:27,046 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. Type with the ridges. 723 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,181 I bet that was fire. 724 00:33:28,181 --> 00:33:30,218 Oh, it was fuckin' delicious. 725 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,220 That's good. 726 00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:33,057 (sighs) That's good. 727 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,265 (sighs) 728 00:33:38,736 --> 00:33:40,204 If no one comes... 729 00:33:41,842 --> 00:33:43,144 Um... 730 00:33:44,748 --> 00:33:46,216 then nobody comes. 731 00:33:47,587 --> 00:33:49,189 And if they do come 732 00:33:49,591 --> 00:33:53,264 and the food is like total ass? 733 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,669 (sniffs) Then we'll work on it. 734 00:33:58,575 --> 00:34:00,078 And what if I just like... 735 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:05,790 completely... melt, 736 00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:10,498 like, I just fuck up and fail? 737 00:34:11,902 --> 00:34:13,271 I won't let you. 738 00:34:21,487 --> 00:34:22,590 I, um... 739 00:34:24,426 --> 00:34:26,196 - Got that thing I wanna give you actually. - Yeah. 740 00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:35,415 ♪ I'll be here ♪ 741 00:34:35,415 --> 00:34:40,091 ♪ Come back ♪ 742 00:34:43,866 --> 00:34:46,136 A friend helped hook this up. 743 00:34:47,673 --> 00:34:50,412 TINA: Yo, Jeffrey, sign off on this? 744 00:34:50,412 --> 00:34:51,447 Yep. 745 00:34:51,447 --> 00:34:53,484 (vocalizing) 746 00:34:55,723 --> 00:34:57,225 You're not alone, Syd. 747 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,369 Neither are you. 748 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:32,763 ("If You Want Blood" by AC/DC playing) 749 00:35:49,964 --> 00:35:51,568 ♪ It's criminal ♪ 750 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:53,839 Five minutes to open. Chefs! 751 00:35:53,839 --> 00:35:55,643 - Lights up! - ALL: Yes, Chef! 752 00:35:55,643 --> 00:35:57,312 We're tasting everything again. Okay, Chefs? 753 00:35:57,312 --> 00:35:58,816 - ALL: Yes, Chef. - Tuck in your shirt, please. 754 00:35:58,816 --> 00:36:00,452 Pull butter from the shelves, Chef. 755 00:36:00,452 --> 00:36:01,487 Yes, Chef! 756 00:36:01,487 --> 00:36:02,590 Behind. 757 00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:03,692 Open this. Put it away quickly. 758 00:36:03,692 --> 00:36:05,362 Quickly, please, Chef. 759 00:36:05,362 --> 00:36:06,999 CARMY: Grills hot, Chef. 760 00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,536 - Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. - Steaks tempered. 761 00:36:08,536 --> 00:36:10,372 I want timers on every station. 762 00:36:10,372 --> 00:36:12,209 ...to your station now, Chef. 763 00:36:12,209 --> 00:36:13,946 All fish for pick up on seven fishes 764 00:36:13,946 --> 00:36:15,650 - should be portioned and ready. - Did you taste it? 765 00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:17,419 - Yes, Chef. - MAN: Corner! 766 00:36:17,419 --> 00:36:19,457 Yo, yo, why am I lookin' at you guys? 767 00:36:19,457 --> 00:36:21,327 Parm for Carm. Got some Parm for Carm? 768 00:36:21,327 --> 00:36:22,797 Richie wouldn't let us in the front. 769 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:23,799 CARMY: That's good. 770 00:36:23,799 --> 00:36:25,501 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 771 00:36:26,872 --> 00:36:28,742 - Bucatini. Portioned? - ALL: Chef. 772 00:36:28,742 --> 00:36:30,345 - Backup on pancetta? - ALL: Chef. 773 00:36:30,345 --> 00:36:32,349 - All trays cleaned and polished? - ALL: Chef. 774 00:36:32,349 --> 00:36:33,919 - Get out right now. - This used to be my spot! 775 00:36:33,919 --> 00:36:35,288 We met in line. 776 00:36:37,292 --> 00:36:38,929 Carm, you look good, bud. 777 00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:39,931 You look good. 778 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:43,404 I should restart it, right? 779 00:36:44,507 --> 00:36:45,810 No. It's tremendous, Chef. 780 00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:47,246 - RICHIE: Cousin, up front! - CARMY: Yeah. 781 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:48,582 Thank you, Jeffrey. 782 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,887 Listen, Jeff, um, I've still been using your knife. 783 00:36:50,887 --> 00:36:52,288 I'm sorry I didn't give it back. 784 00:36:52,957 --> 00:36:54,628 I don't remember ever asking for it back. 785 00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:56,296 Thank you, Chef. 786 00:36:58,301 --> 00:36:59,638 - Good? - CARMY: Hey. 787 00:36:59,638 --> 00:37:01,240 Good. Good? 788 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:03,846 Good. 789 00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:05,750 Okay. 790 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:06,952 Fifteen minutes stagger. 791 00:37:06,952 --> 00:37:08,789 Mm-hmm. Thirty minutes till we're packed. 792 00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:10,793 Forty-five minutes till we're in the shit. 793 00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:12,997 For the guy? 794 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:16,704 For the guy. 795 00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:20,311 Our Mother of Victory. 796 00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:22,015 BOTH: Pray for us. 797 00:37:24,821 --> 00:37:25,956 (sighs) Chef Sydney! 798 00:37:28,461 --> 00:37:29,463 Yo. 799 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:31,601 Ready? 800 00:37:32,435 --> 00:37:34,006 Carm? 801 00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:35,843 It's your ship now, captain. 802 00:37:39,449 --> 00:37:41,053 Say the word, Chef. 803 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:48,702 Let it rip. 804 00:37:50,539 --> 00:37:52,610 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 805 00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:53,979 ♪ You've got it ♪ 806 00:37:53,979 --> 00:37:55,816 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 807 00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:57,520 ♪ You've got it ♪ 808 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,456 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 809 00:37:59,456 --> 00:38:00,726 ♪ You've got it ♪ 810 00:38:00,726 --> 00:38:02,630 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 811 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:04,333 ♪ You've got it ♪ 812 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:05,970 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 813 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:07,439 ♪ You've got it ♪ 814 00:38:07,439 --> 00:38:09,443 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 815 00:38:09,443 --> 00:38:10,780 ♪ You've got it ♪ 816 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:12,717 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 817 00:38:12,717 --> 00:38:13,986 ♪ You've got it ♪ 818 00:38:13,986 --> 00:38:16,057 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 819 00:38:16,057 --> 00:38:17,560 ♪ You've got it ♪ 820 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,531 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 821 00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:20,900 ♪ You've got it ♪ 822 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:22,737 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 823 00:38:22,737 --> 00:38:24,073 ♪ You've got it ♪ 824 00:38:24,073 --> 00:38:26,043 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 825 00:38:26,043 --> 00:38:27,547 ♪ You've got it ♪ 826 00:38:27,547 --> 00:38:29,551 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 827 00:38:29,551 --> 00:38:30,887 ♪ You've got it ♪ 828 00:38:30,887 --> 00:38:32,924 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 829 00:38:32,924 --> 00:38:34,126 ♪ You've got it ♪ 830 00:38:34,126 --> 00:38:35,830 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 831 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,567 ♪ You've got it ♪ 832 00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:39,370 ♪ If you want blood ♪ 833 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:41,073 ♪ You've got it ♪