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CARMY: What are you doing there?

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What?

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Why are you trying to put a T-shirt
on a fucking hot dog?

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RICHIE: Kids love hot dogs, dumbass.

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CARMY: Yeah, I know. That's why we're
making them fucking hot dogs, dumbass.

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RICHIE: Yeah, exactly, cousin. It's a
tie-in. That shit is exposure, baby.

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I don't need you exposing anything.

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RICHIE: Hey...

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It's a fucking hot dog in a Beef
T-shirt. That shit is hilarious.

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Go get me some propane.

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You know what? First of all,
I didn't want to be doing this bullshit.

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All right. You know what?
Then don't borrow money from Cicero

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you can't pay back, then we don't have
to cater little kids' birthday parties.

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- I didn't borrow shit.
- It doesn't even matter.

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It's on me now.
I don't want my legs broken.

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- Shut the fuck up.
- Legs broken?

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If that motherfucker gets close to us,
I'm going to fucking drop his ass.

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Okay, look, just help me out.

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- Let's do this right.
- Second of all, you have no idea,

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the amount
of administrative correspondence

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I'm supposed to be doing today.

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- Okay? It is fucking bonkers.
- Correspondence?

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- Yeah
- Is that right?

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You like to shit on my system,

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but I run a tight ship
and I get back to my cohorts

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and my associates in a timely fashion.

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Right. Do me a favor
and just name a cohort.

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- Name?
- Name an associate.

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Just one fucking person. I dare you.

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Timothy.
But I'm not fucking... Give me a hand.

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- That's not gonna fit, cousin.
- Yes, it will.

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- It's not gonna fit.
- Can you just help me out?

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- It's not gonna fit.
- It's going to fucking fit.

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You wanna do this shit?

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You want some of this?

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(CHORTLING)

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Yeah, yeah. Bring your shit.
Fucking baby. You're a fucking baby.

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- You're a fucking baby.
- Morning.

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- Ah! Fuck.
-(AIR HISSING)

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Look what you did.

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Fucking baby.

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All right. I'm gonna get the spare
from the basement.

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IBRAHIM:
Hey, Marcus, enjoying the counter space?

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MARCUS: Yeah. I mean not having
to do bread anymore is the shit.

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SYDNEY: Chefs, your prep list is up.

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Please check it out. Thank you.

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Chef. Can you do me a favor
and try this?

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Yeah, sure.

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Wow.

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- Good wow?
- Great wow.

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Thank you, chef.

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Hey, did you remember the mashed
potatoes? Just wanted to check in.

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Do you remember when I said to fuck off?

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Okay. Fuck off isn't yes.

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- Fuck off means I know how to do it.
- All right, well, it's a new recipe.

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What did I just say?

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Just make sure when you do it,
the heat isn't too high.

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I answer to Jeff. The system.

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Listen, I'm not trying
to be a tight-ass.

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I don't want you to think
I'm, like, up in your space.

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I'm just doing what I was asked to do
and I get what it's like

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to be a woman in the kitchen and have...

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What it's like
to be a woman in the kitchen?

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Wow. That's amazing.

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Listen, I have been in this kitchen
since before you were born,

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so just back the fuck off.

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Excuse me.

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MAN: (ON RADIO) <i>It has not
stopped a grown man</i>

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<i>from stopping his car at the inbound...</i>

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(LAUGHING)

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Yo! Oh, my God, cousin,
you've got to see this shit.

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Yo, this dude is trying
to fuck up this little nerd,

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and this fucking nerd
just washes him, bro.

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Yo, why the fuck you going to Kennedy?

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Chill the fuck out.
Cicero lives in the neighborhood.

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No. Fucking Cicero's in Wilmette now.

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You got to get on the fucking...

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- That's right. My bad.
- It's all good, though.

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I'm in no hurry
to see that motherfucker.

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I swear to God, cousin, if he calls me
Rick, I'm gonna fucking lose it.

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Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay?
I'm trying to get us out of this hole.

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All right? I want today to go smooth.
Please don't bring that shit up.

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Chill. I'm not going to bring up shit.
All right?

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- You got it all wrong!
- It's literally the easiest fucking job.

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I'm the only one that stands up to you
and doesn't listen to your bullshit.

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- It wasn't my phone.
- Call an electrician or a plumber!

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I've been saying this for years.

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- It wasn't my fucking phone.
-"Cicero, I'm your guy.

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"I got a kid now, Cicero.
I need a fucking real job."

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-"Can I have tickets to <i>Lion King?"</i>
- You don't think I can pick up a phone!

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And we don't even know
how she fell down those stairs.

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You want us to get this stuff out back,
or how do you...

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Yeah.

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- Take it around the side, will you?
- The side? Sure.

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Yeah. Thanks, Rick.

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I fucking hate when you call me Rick.

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I fucking hate
when you don't answer your phone.

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Food's here, kiddies.

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That was nice.
Thank you for that. That was good.

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(KIDS CHATTERING)

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Carmen, is that you?

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Hey. Mr. Zurski. How are you?

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I thought you had killed yourself.

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No, sir, that was my brother.

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RICHIE: Bullshit.

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That motherfucker
is complete fucking bullshit.

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Hey, perfect timing.

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- Who does he think he is?
- I did everything.

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You know he's not even Italian, right?
100% Polish.

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- Fucking insulting.
- You're not even Italian, right?

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I'm more Italian than that guy is.

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Turn on the grill.
I gotta get the dogs going.

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Just give me a second here.

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- Richie, what the fuck is that?
- Relax, shit's regulated.

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I suffer from anxiety and dread.

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- CARMY: Who doesn't.
- You want half?

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No.

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- Which box did you put the ketchup in?
- Hmm?

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- The ketchup. Which box?
- I didn't bring ketchup.

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Why didn't you bring ketchup?

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What kind of asshole
is going to put ketchup on a hot dog?

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- A child, Richie.
- A child asshole.

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You're a child, asshole.

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Yo, yo, cousin, what's up
with all this gay-ass fruit?

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- Homemade Ecto Cooler, motherfucker.
- Oh... Shit!

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It's actually pretty fucking dope.

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Rest in peace, Harold.

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One bite of a doughnut
brings you much joy.

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Two bites just brings sadness.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I mean, nobody doesn't love
that first bite of a doughnut.

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It used to be my favorite
when I was a kid.

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- Sweet tooth?
- Yeah, but not even the taste.

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I just loved looking at them.
The colors and textures.

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There was this one doughnut
that I used to love

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that I could never get out of my head.

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Jelly-filled, bright purple,
sweet and tangy.

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Yeah. Family was always happy
whenever we got doughnuts.

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- Hard not to be, young man.
- Yeah.

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- My guys.
- MARCUS: Wow. Chester. Yes.

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Wow. Thank you.

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- Love you.
- Of course, bro.

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Yes. Ebra.

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- Chester.
- TINA: Hi, honey.

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- What up, T? What you got over there?
- Mashed potatoes.

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Woo-hoo!

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ANGEL: Wish I had that.

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Oh, uh...
New edition, all the fresh colors.

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I put a flag on 18-32-24.

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It's this radiant orchid
that's fly as fuck.

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Hey, thank you so much.

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- I'mma get this back to you.
- Ebraheim,

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- what is good with the beef?
- Oh, yes, chef.

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- Taking it out now.
- Thank you.

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- What's up? Hey.
- Hey.

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- Who are you? Sorry.
- Sorry. Chester, this is Chef Sydney.

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Sydney, this is my roommate, Chester.

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Hi, Chester Roommate.

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Hey, Chef Sydney.

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- Cool. Why are you here? Sorry.
- Oh. Getting my boy dialed.

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Dropping off some
inspirational materials.

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- MARCUS: He's a designer.
- Oh!

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- What do you design?
- All of it.

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- I'm out. I'll see you at home, my G.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Thank you. I'll return this.
- Of course.

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- Great to meet you, Chef Sydney.
- You too.

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- Good luck with the meeting.
- Thanks.

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I'm meetin' a brand ambassador

169
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so I can't be smellin
' like fuckin' hot giardiniera.

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All right, I'm out.

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Oh. Pantone colors?

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I was thinking maybe I could do
a classic doughnut for the Beef?

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On top of my other stuff, of course.

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- Yeah.
- But I think it could be hot.

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Yeah. I mean,
doughnuts are deceptively hard,

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but, you know,
require a lot of equipment too.

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I don't know if this is the most
stocked place in the world.

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I want it to be perfect, like that plum.

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- The one Carmen was telling us about.
- Mmm. Michelin mode?

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Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

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It could be, like,
limited edition or something.

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If you're into it, then I'm into it.

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Let me know if you need help.
All right?

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All right. Gladly. Thank you, chef.

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- Good luck.
- All right.

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SYDNEY: Hey, all good?

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All good, chef.

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00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:10,568
Cool. Sweeps is rockin' family.
Angel, how do you feel about salad?

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- ANGEL: Absolutely, chef.
- Gorgeous. Thank you.

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00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,032
- You think I can get family today?
- No, you don't work here.

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Hey, chef, how's it going?

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- Good, chef.
- Try the new chocolate cake?

193
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- Oh, yes.
- And?

194
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You give Marcus a lot of confidence.

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Well done.

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(CHILDREN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

197
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You didn't make any of these?
Or are these the ones you made?

198
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,380
I haven't made any yet.

199
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,839
I'm trying to do some research,

200
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,510
you know, feel out the textures,
see what it's really about.

201
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,554
That's a nice...
Do you talk about feel?

202
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,307
Yeah, see, this one is good.
Just like...

203
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,142
- NEIL: That one's good?
- Yeah, I think so.

204
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,352
That's nice.

205
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,021
It's how when you go to
your grandma's house,

206
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,190
she has the cushion
on top of the toilet seat.

207
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,274
- Yeah.
- You sit on it.

208
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,777
- Slight deflating.
- And it smells like potpourri.

209
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,445
But it also smells like Grandma.

210
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:51,460
- Hey, what's up, jagoff?
- Hey! What's going on? Good to see you.

211
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,296
- New York, that's right.
- CARMY: Hi.

212
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,675
I haven't seen that one.

213
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,844
Mr. New York!

214
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,679
How are you?

215
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,763
You look slimmer.

216
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,432
- I'm sorry about Michael.
- Thank you.

217
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,475
No, no, no.

218
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,145
Ketchup?

219
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,063
Can you not see this?
This is bullshit!

220
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,732
I can't hear you when you're screaming!

221
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,358
You see them opening all my presents?

222
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,443
Bullshit!

223
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,527
You guys are so weird!

224
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,738
What are you doing
opening up other people's stuff?

225
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,116
Carol, can you please help me?
It really fucking sucks in here.

226
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,826
FRANK: Here. Hey, I got one...

227
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,037
I got one question for you.
So you work in a restaurant, right?

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CARMY: I work in a restaurant,
that's right.

229
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,584
What is it like to be
a fucking loser, huh? (LAUGHS)

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00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,294
Good, Frank.

231
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Hey, guys, Guys!

232
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Hey. Carmen here

233
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was the chef
of the best restaurant in the world.

234
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Okay, that's not an exaggeration.

235
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,306
It's literally the best restaurant
in the world.

236
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,267
I mean, at least according to <i>Eater.</i>

237
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,916
I didn't come out to talk to you,
all right?

238
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,876
I don't want to bicker.
I just need quiet.

239
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,961
I don't got anything to say to you.

240
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,175
Except heads-up. Pete's here.

241
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:25,012
- CICERO: Oh, I'm aware.
- Sugar better watch his ass.

242
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,931
Sugar's stuck at work.

243
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,725
Fucker drops off a gift
and now he won't leave.

244
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,520
Oh, my God. Yeesh.

245
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,729
Yeesh is right.

246
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,233
Always looks like he's
about to call the cops on us.

247
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,442
You know what I mean?

248
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,277
- Like a narc.
- Exactly.

249
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,488
Like a fucking narc.

250
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,951
- Heya, Phil.
- Hey, Jimmy.

251
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,788
Richard.

252
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,540
Hey, what's up, Phil?

253
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,798
That was fucking weird.

254
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,760
What. You fuck up one of
his properties too?

255
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,845
Actually, no.

256
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,472
'Cause you know what, Jimmy?
I don't fuck up properties.

257
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,976
You know, sometimes people think
they're calling me to fix the toilet,

258
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,061
but in reality,
they called somebody else.

259
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,980
All you had to do is pick up the phone.

260
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,690
RICHIE: I never got a fucking call.

261
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,108
Oh, yeah, really?

262
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,068
Fuck this.

263
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,863
All right, so here's what she said.

264
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,201
"Couldn't turn off the sink.
There's water leaking everywhere.

265
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,787
-"I couldn't find anyone."
- Freaking malarkey.

266
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,873
"I repeatedly called Rick

267
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,793
"at 847-555-0186."

268
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,962
Number sound familiar, Ricky?

269
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,465
Yeah, because that's Michael's number.

270
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,305
Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore.
I'm 312, dog.

271
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,645
CICERO: That kid, man.

272
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,357
That kid.

273
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,702
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

274
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,421
- SYDNEY: Hey, chef.
- TINA: What?

275
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,299
Could you please use a salt bed
next time like I asked?

276
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,428
- Why are you always watching me?
-'Cause it's just sort of my job.

277
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,348
Also maybe we don't use,

278
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,100
like, gross kitchen towels.

279
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,228
- Judgmental.
- Just use a knife.

280
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,939
I don't think it's judgement,

281
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,775
I think it's just like health
and safety, generally.

282
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,153
- Cool. So.
- God damnit. Okay. I got it.

283
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,656
- I'm just trying to help.
- Yeah, thanks. I got it.

284
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,740
- Thank you.
- Got it.

285
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,533
- Thank you, chef.
- Got it.

286
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,116
Both of these fucking ninny boys.

287
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,951
They called ambulances, right?

288
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,121
They're both in ambulances,
on the way to the hospital.

289
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,456
And then, what did
the medical professionals,

290
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,417
whose time you were wasting, say to you?

291
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,503
He goes, "What the hell did you
do that for?"

292
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,672
What the fuck do you think

293
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,551
that their shit wasn't spicy,
like, why would they lie about that?

294
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,677
(ALL LAUGHING)

295
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,846
What's up, dudes?

296
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,848
- Yeah
- RICHIE: What's up, man?

297
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,893
PETE: You guys just
laughing it up over here?

298
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:00,978
Nope.

299
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,231
Hey, what's in the cooler?

300
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,774
Made, Ecto-Cooler.

301
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,860
No way, like <i>Ghostbusters?</i>

302
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,112
- CARMY: Yeah.
-(MIMICS PARTICLE THROWER)

303
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,283
PETE: Looks like it needs a refill.

304
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,492
Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.

305
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,414
Damn, man. Fun birthday party. Huh?

306
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,419
Whoa! No way.

307
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,004
This is, like, identical, dude.

308
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,881
CARMY: Good. Thank you.

309
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,717
<i>Busting makes me feel good</i>

310
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,801
From the song.

311
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,595
No, I remember.

312
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,721
Yeah.

313
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,807
What's it, like, nap time or something?

314
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,267
Huh?

315
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,732
- That's weird.
- Huh.

316
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,152
- Richie. How you been, man?
- I got to...

317
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,155
PETE: Cool, cool, cool.

318
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,161
Wow, man. This is so good, dude.

319
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,913
- Good. Good.
- Killed it.

320
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,997
Thanks man.

321
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,668
Hey, I know that, you know, sometimes
things are weird or whatever with...

322
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,129
- Oh, we don't have to do that.
- Okay, but I'm,

323
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,299
- you know, I'm a bit of a foodie.
- Jesus Christ, Pete.

324
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:15,427
PETE: Well, all right. I know
that's not cool or whatever,

325
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,971
you know, I did just want to say
that I followed

326
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,349
everything you were up to
out there, man and...

327
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,354
Just... I know how much courage
that took for you, so.

328
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:30,150
And I just was pumped for you. You know?

329
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,613
I bet probably
a lot of people don't realize,

330
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,325
like, how much work that must've took
and dedication or whatever.

331
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,245
And so just...
So I thought it was cool, man.

332
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,999
And your sister,
frickin' was really pumped for you.

333
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,209
Really, really pumped.

334
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:51,839
Yeah, but she also, you know,
really missed you a lot, too.

335
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,009
- Thank you. Thank you, Pete.
- PETE: Yeah, man.

336
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,470
(YAWNS)

337
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,305
Feeling tired all of a sudden.

338
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,850
So, she's not really busy at work, huh?

339
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,185
Oh, no, she's pissed at you.

340
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,232
- Yeah, I owe her a call.
- Or, you know, like, 50 calls.

341
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,986
I don't want to get
in the middle of anything or whatever,

342
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,655
but, I mean, it was hard for her too,
you know?

343
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,950
Look. I got to keep jamming here,
all right?

344
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,161
PETE: Yeah, I know, totally.
I'm going to head in,

345
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,871
but I'll catch you before you cruise?

346
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,831
- Yes.
- Yeah. Cool. Cool.

347
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,419
This freaking guy? Hilarious.

348
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,047
(SIGHS)

349
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,846
Fuck.

350
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,099
Fuck. Shit.

351
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,436
Got a little more ketchup here.

352
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,562
Thanks.

353
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,564
Um...

354
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,774
What?

355
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,527
Don't kill me.

356
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,779
Oh, I can't wait for this.

357
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:03,160
We, uh... We spilled a bottle
of Xanax in the cooler.

358
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,588
What, are they fucking dead?

359
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:19,718
No, no, no.
I think they're just sleeping?

360
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,057
Actually, I'm kind of into it.

361
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,936
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.

362
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,023
Keep up the good work.
You're killing it.

363
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,233
All right.

364
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:37,986
Fuck.

365
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,740
SYDNEY: Okay, chefs.
Let's get ready to taste the potatoes.

366
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,706
Fuck.

367
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,882
Oh, come on. Come on, come on!

368
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,685
Behind!

369
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,396
- Whoa.
- ANGEL: Come on...

370
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,898
Fuck. Sorry, sorry.

371
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,233
- Sorry.
- ANGEL: It's cool.

372
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,693
Fuck! Come on, Tina.

373
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,113
Sorry.

374
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,615
Fuck.

375
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,499
Why did you do this?

376
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,294
Because I don't have time
to fuck around.

377
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,920
You're welcome, chef.

378
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,229
Damn.

379
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,025
- CICERO: Coffee?
- No, no, I'm good.

380
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:03,780
When is that from?

381
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,950
CICERO: Repeat party. Grant Park, '92.

382
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:10,954
You ever miss him?

383
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,957
Didn't really know him
well enough to miss him.

384
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,501
You?

385
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,213
Sometimes. You know,
we were so close in age,

386
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,799
more like...
More like a friend than family.

387
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,427
You know, we were...
Same kind of problems

388
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,472
around the same time.
We had a lot to talk about.

389
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,391
That sounds nice.

390
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:35,979
It was.

391
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,317
When's the last time you talked to him?

392
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:46,573
Around 20 years ago.
We had a gnarly fight, man.

393
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,909
What was it about?

394
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,535
Million things.

395
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,580
You know, drugs, alcohol, gambling,

396
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:57,376
mostly 'cause he just insisted on doing
stupid fucking shit all the time.

397
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,504
He'd had a new career,

398
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,381
like, every ten minutes.

399
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:07,677
Wanted to be a broker, and then he
wanted to be a defensive coordinator.

400
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,762
I'm dead serious.

401
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:14,267
And then some asshole
invests in Ed Debevics.

402
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,561
And, you know,
suddenly he's a restauranteur.

403
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,856
Sounds about right.

404
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,566
Yeah.

405
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,444
Really stuck your poor mom
with that place. Man.

406
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:29,074
I mean, don't you find it impossible
being in there 24 hours a day?

407
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:32,744
I'm in there for five minutes
and I start thinking about bad shit.

408
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,622
- That's probably why I like it so much.
- Yeah.

409
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,499
Probably why you want to fix it, too.

410
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,377
CARMY: Probably.

411
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:45,006
Just, you know...
Just don't be too disappointed

412
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,217
if it doesn't necessarily happen.

413
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:48,802
All right.

414
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,721
You know I'm not going
to sell it to you, right?

415
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:52,973
I know that.

416
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,060
I had a dream about him.

417
00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,981
Once, your dad, we were up in, um,

418
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:07,154
Lake Geneva, or someplace,
and we're going along.

419
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,531
We're driving along this car, big SUV.

420
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,618
He's in the passenger seat and
we're driving fast, like, really fast.

421
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,246
And I can't get control.

422
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,041
You know, it's like bumpy car's
flying all over the place.

423
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,460
He wouldn't put on a seat belt.

424
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,298
Suddenly this little kid, a little boy,

425
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:30,051
he walks out in the middle of the road,
I jam on the brakes really hard.

426
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:32,929
Car stops like a millimeter
away from him.

427
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:38,185
But your dad,
he goes flying through the windshield,

428
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,437
but he never lands.

429
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,732
Well, he keeps on flying.

430
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,780
What happened to the kid?

431
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,034
He stood there waving at him.

432
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,752
Well, on a on a sunnier note,

433
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:08,715
you have, you have knocked
two K off your tab. Congrats.

434
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,258
(CHUCKLES) Nice segue.

435
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,844
I'm a segue king.

436
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,931
So what do we owe you now? $298,000?

437
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,141
$298,050.

438
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,561
- What's that 50 about?
- Shipping and handling.

439
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,105
Asshole.

440
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,739
Come on...

441
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,950
SYDNEY: Chef, can I taste
the new potatoes?

442
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,368
TINA: One minute.

443
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,067
- Go ahead, get it over with.
- Get what over with?

444
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,403
Taste it and tell me it's shitty.

445
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,408
- It's great. Thanks, chef.
- What?

446
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,287
SYDNEY: It's great. Thank you, chef.

447
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,707
Now, let's hurry up
and roll before we get rolled, yeah?

448
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,185
Thank you, Jeff.

449
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,104
Chef. (SNIFFLES)

450
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,128
All right.
Let's get the hell out of here.

451
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,796
I didn't get a chance to eat anything.

452
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,674
- Me neither. I'm fucking starving.
- Hey. Nice work today, fellas.

453
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,760
- Seriously.
- Good to see you, Uncle Jim.

454
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,094
- Love you, Bear.
- Love you.

455
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:26,394
- Later, Richard.
- All right. Until next time, James.

456
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,773
Hey, you guys want to see
something disgusting?

457
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,527
I don't understand it.
It's so mysterious to me.

458
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,238
He's sitting there
just sleeping like a baby.

459
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,449
I want to beat the living,
fucking crap out of him.

460
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,617
- You know?
- Exactly.

461
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,541
Thank you for making me
part of this family.

462
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,255
I'll never forget these memories.

463
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,342
Shut the fuck up, you fucking nerd.

464
00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:58,760
Sleep there.

465
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,681
- Are we almost back?
- Yeah.

466
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,231
Sorry, man.

467
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,510
MARCUS: Yo, yo,
got some family dessert.

468
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,887
That looks nice.

469
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,065
NEIL: We all get cake
because we're best friends.

470
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,317
Thank you.

471
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,153
CARMY: Hey.

472
00:28:58,987 --> 00:28:59,988
Chef.