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MICHAEL: So, you guys
wanna hear the story?
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MAN: Yeah, Mikes, go ahead.
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Let's go.
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MAN 2: It's all right. Here we go.
MICHAEL: All right.
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So we're at Ceres, right,
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which was the bar at the bottom of
the Board of Trade Building.
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It was just this little bar
in the lobby, right?
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The place opened at 6:30 in the morning,
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so that when traders lost their ass
when the market opened,
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they could just walk over and just
get hammered in this little fucking bar.
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Anyway, the name "Ceres"...
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It was named after (BELCHES)
the Goddess of Agriculture,
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- sorry, and...
- You and your fucking Ceres...
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- Someone's jealous you weren't invited?
- I would not have gone.
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You would've gone.
Carmy, grate some parmesan.
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- You're jealous.
- I got ya.
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- Betcha did.
- Anyway,
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on top of the building,
there was a statue of Ceres,
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and her back, for all of you historians,
was facing towards the east.
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And that's because all the trading
had just moved to the Midwest.
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So, the architect John Storrs,
legend has it,
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he built this statue
as like a big "fuck you."
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Christ. Wake me up when the story starts
and the fucking class is dismissed.
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- Tell the story!
- I'm trying' to tell the fucking story.
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Anyway... Just let me have this.
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Anyway, so, the point is, we're out
all night, we're drunk as shit,
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we're fucking high as shit,
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we figured the only place
that's still open of course... Ceres.
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And being 6:45 in the morning,
we are right to assume that
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the place is gonna be
a fuckin' ghost town.
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- Fuck off.
- Get outta here with those raisins.
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- Mum always added raisins.
- We are not doing raisins.
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- Anyway, cousin, was it a ghost town?
- It was not a ghost town.
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Not only was it not a ghost town,
it was a fucking rager.
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It was fucking packed.
It was just like... (WHOOPS) Right?
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All fucking Blackhawk fans,
and, cousin, who's there?
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Savvy.
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- Get outta here.
- Yeah! Savvy!
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Denis motherfucking Savard.
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Number 18.
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In the house. But now, he...
It does not stop there.
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Chelios, fuckin' Belfour.
Let's go! Right?
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The night before,
Savvy had gotten inducted into
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the Hockey Hall of Fame.
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We walk into this giant fucking party.
It's going off!
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Brouhaha.
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And this motherfucker, he somehow...
This curious fellow,
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he somehow gets his hands on,
what was it?
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It was a Ceres pamphlet?
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Yep. Behind the bar.
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- Right...
- Behind the bar.
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He's reading aloud about the history
of the Goddess of Agriculture.
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Somehow, he decides that he too has
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this deep connection
to, uh, to agriculture, right?
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He takes out his phone,
starts leaving this outgoing message.
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What was the message?
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"Hi. You have reached
the voicemail of Richie Jermovic,
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"the Goddess of Agriculture."
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- Fucking stupid!
- So dumb!
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Shit is genius!
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Goddess over here,
he is trying to leave this message,
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but he keeps fucking up.
It's just getting louder and louder.
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With all the cacophony
and all the nonsense,
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all the fuckin' hullabaloo,
we hear this fuckin voice ring out.
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And the voice says,
"What are you doing?"
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Right? And right in front of us, this
guy, he turns around, who was he?
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- Bill Murray. Bill Murray.
- Of course, it's Bill Murray.
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- What? What?
- Bill fucking Murray!
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He's right there. Bill fucking Murray
actually says to Richie,
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he goes, "Why are you doing that?"
And Richie says, "Because it's funny."
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He fucking says that to Bill Murray,
"because it's funny,"
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- and Bill Murray says, "No."
-"It's not."
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"That is not funny."
He goes, "Give me your phone."
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Yeah. Yep.
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And then he goes,
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"What's your name?" Right?
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Bill Murray says this to me.
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The king. Fucking Bill Murray.
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Yeah, I understand who that is.
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If you call me, you can hear it.
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- I get it.
- Call me.
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- I still got it.
- I believe you.
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- It's still on my phone.
- I'm good.
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- Really?
- Thank you.
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You don't wanna hear it?
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You guys were at a bar
at 6:45 in the morning?
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Yeah, but the whole point of it is...
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- RICHIE: Okay, that's a good picture.
- Checks.
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That's better.
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She has nice eyes.
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She does have nice eyes.
No sense of humor.
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Even worse, Tina, I'll tell you,
even actually much worse,
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- it's like she got no...
- Behind.
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No sense of Chicago history.
You know what I'm saying?
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Whatever. Other fish in the sea.
See you in another galaxy, puta.
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Yo, listen up!
Okay, I just yell like that?
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Yeah, make it worth it.
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Take this green tape off before
it gets to us. It takes five seconds.
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Once it's soapy
and our fingers are pruned,
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we can't fuck with this shit. Cool?
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- Yes, Chef.
- Thank you for your time.
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Two hours to open, chefs.
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Here, Chef,
I hear this new dish is dialed.
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- Would you remind me later?
- That elevated comfort.
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Later is better.
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Braised ribs.
We do the risotto with stock.
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Watch those peppers.
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It's easily adaptable,
we can make it for a great to-go.
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Risotto-to-go?
We're not ready for go at all.
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I'm just saying
you could use a dine-in, dine-out,
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plus we're using ingredients
that are lying around.
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It's pretty smart, let's just try it.
I don't get it.
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- Have a taste, everything's here.
- Chef, listen to me.
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One, I'm thinking about it,
so, hold on, please. Okay?
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Two, I know everybody you used to work
for, I called them before hiring you.
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Why'd you do that?
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Your resume's excellent
and this place is not.
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Everybody said you are incredibly smart
and talented.
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They also said, you are incredibly
impatient, incredibly green.
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Okay, so,
that's why my business couldn't cut it?
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- Why I'm here, why you don't...
- That's not what I'm saying.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying give me a minute.
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Yes, Chef.
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Can we make this work
without ruining the flow?
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Yes, Chef.
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Manny and Angel
are gonna have a shit-fit...
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- I spoke with them already, Chef.
- Okay.
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Now, so you know where I'm coming from,
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we have finally gotten this to a place
where things are
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sort of kind of a little bit chill,
all right?
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I would like to hold on to that
as long as I possibly can
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-(DOOR BANGING)
- SUGAR: God damn it, Carmy.
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- Hey, did you get it?
- What exactly is it I'm looking for?
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Oh! Wow.
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- You are special.
- Yup.
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There is something called
the Internal Revenue Service, and they
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- collect taxes from human beings.
- I know this.
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And the people in this place,
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they haven't given that government
organization anything in five years.
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And somehow,
I'm a co-owner in this nightmare.
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And my home will be seized
if I don't give them some money.
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Okay, so I've spent the last few days
on top of my other job and my life,
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getting all of your documents in order,
so, I can reach an agreement with them
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to pay a smaller amount.
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I'm gonna need you to go in there and
to get the payroll records from 2018.
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Can you do that?
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- I can do that.
- Thank you.
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Who's this seizing your house, Sug?
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The IRS, Rich.
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Tax shit. Yikes.
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You're yikes.
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- Okay, go, Carmy.
- I know exactly where it is.
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Thank you.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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Wait a minute, it's a "fuck you."
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Why would he organize it like this?
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- I'll ask him when he's not dead.
- Just...
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(SIGHS) Ass.
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- Should I be wearing a gas mask?
- MARCUS: Nah, man. You good.
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Who's that?
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Oh. That's Richard Hart. Hart Bageri in
Copenhagen. He's a bad motherfucker.
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Cool. You good, man?
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Yep. You?
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Yeah, yeah. You know, if you
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need anything, like,
whatever, you know...
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Like what?
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I don't know, like... Oh, fuck it.
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Look, when I tried out for the Cubs,
I was playing on the farm team,
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and they wouldn't put me up.
And I was broke.
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And I got pretty good
at figuring out places to stay.
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Bro, I'm not homeless.
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Then what's up with the nest?
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I just started sleeping here
so I can save time on my commute.
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I'm just so close to nailing these
donuts and they got be perfect.
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Okay, good.
So, you're a psychopath? Cool.
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I just want them to be perfect.
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You want perfection, bro?
Start with a shower.
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It's not that bad.
You used to play for the fucking Cubs?
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You good?
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Yo.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Feels weird out there.
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Bar closed.
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You go there a lot?
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Nah. Owner and I don't really
see eye-to-eye.
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But nice to know it was there, you know?
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It was like a fixture.
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SYDNEY: Yeah, like Logan.
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Wicker. Pilsen.
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Yeah.
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They all suck now.
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SYDNEY: They're different.
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RICHIE: Yeah, they are different.
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That's why I keep telling you
to stop fucking with this place.
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You know, you let up a little bit,
everything changes.
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You know, you don't realize,
this is a delicate ecosystem,
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and it's held together
by a shared history,
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and love, and respect.
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There's this statue on top of
the Board of Trade.
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Goddess, right? She has no face.
People are like, "Where is her face?"
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And architect John Storrs, right,
John Storrs goes,
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"When we put it up there,
it was the tallest building in the city
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"and no one was really gonna see her
face, so we didn't bother to put one."
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But now, every goddamn building
is taller than the next one,
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and they all look out at this chick
with no face, and it's just...
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-(GUNSHOT)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
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- Yo, what the fuck? Who's shooting man?
- Keep it down. What the fuck.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Everybody okay?
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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- Sweeps.
- Motherfuck!
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Everybody okay, yeah?
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- Small arms. A pistol.
- Everybody straight?
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RICHIE: The fuck is
going on around here?
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MARCUS: Yo, Richie. Don't go out there.
What you doing, bro?
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- Hey, yo. Crooked John.
- Hey, man.
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What's up?
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You guys see who shot up my window?
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I didn't see it, man.
Scared the shit outta me, though.
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Sounded like a little marble.
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Yeah, right?
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Probably some dumb ass kid
fucking with his mom's .22.
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Listen, man, you know you guys aren't
supposed to be hanging out here.
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I asked you to hang out down there.
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Man, don't call the cops.
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John. Don't hurt my feelings.
How long have you known me?
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I do not give a fuck what you do,
or who you do it with.
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All I ask is you do it over there,
and keep it at a reasonable volume.
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- But we can't chill over there, man.
- Why?
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It's dangerous.
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Dangerous? All you motherfuckers
have weapons on you.
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It's a different dangerous.
Construction dangerous.
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The vent went cold. The whole shit's
gutted. Building a Sweetgreen.
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Are you fucking kidding me right now?
You know the bar's closed, too.
235
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,528
It's getting ugly.
236
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,573
All right, I'll tell you what.
Do me a favor, okay?
237
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:25,244
Ask around, see if you can sniff out
who shot up my shit. Check Al's.
238
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,370
All right.
239
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,414
In exchange, you guys can hang out here.
240
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,624
But low pro, all right?
241
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,295
I don't want any noise,
any fucking gangster shit popping off,
242
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,881
anything that's gonna freak out
my customers, okay?
243
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,965
- All right.
- You dig?
244
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,761
- Dug. Respect. Okay?
- All right. All right. Thanks, bro.
245
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,512
You heard him, okay?
246
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,934
- SUGAR: I love coming here.
- Sugar.
247
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,398
- You okay?
- Yeah, you?
248
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,109
Yeah, fuck. I don't even know anymore.
249
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,821
Should we call the cops?
250
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,072
- No.
- No.
251
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,450
- They're sweeping glass up.
- I know.
252
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,993
- Tuesday afternoon.
- Sugar...
253
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,203
I'm gonna lose my house.
254
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,915
Don't co-sign for a drug addict.
45 minutes to open, chefs!
255
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,208
- Yes, Chef.
- Yes, Chef.
256
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,377
- Keep not processing trauma, Carm.
- Dude, what? I can't close.
257
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,463
Keep working.
It's like nothing ever happened.
258
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,965
A window got shot out,
everybody is fine. The end.
259
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,634
- That's what I'm saying.
- Natalie.
260
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,760
Carmy.
261
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,472
- You're pissing me off.
- You're pissing me off!
262
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,766
Carm.
263
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,476
Fucking go.
264
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,232
What?
265
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,985
I didn't say anything.
266
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,911
Did you find Sugar's... I don't know...
267
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,666
- garbage?
- No, no. I didn't find it.
268
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,880
Yeah. Paperwork's not really my jam.
269
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,882
Me, neither.
270
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,514
They didn't teach you
accounting at Noma?
271
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,769
- They teach you at DeVry?
- Yeah.
272
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:18,983
What is that? Oven?
273
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,319
No.
274
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:29,493
No, it was
Michael's 15th birthday party.
275
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,622
Jan-Carlo and Fak got into a fight,
276
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,292
I tried to break it up
and fell into the barbeque.
277
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,753
God. Feck.
278
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,716
(SPITS)
279
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,346
Is there a name for that thing where,
280
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,058
you're afraid of
something good happening
281
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,936
'cause you think something
bad's gonna happen?
282
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,524
I don't know. Life?
283
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:12,703
The other day, my kid asked me if
my real last name was "Bad News."
284
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,497
Like Bad News Bears?
285
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,044
I guess, I'm in her mom's phone as
"Richie Bad News."
286
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:29,136
And I go, "Tiff, what the fuck?"
287
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:35,434
She says I'm contagious,
I only call with bad news.
288
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,026
Maybe that's not what
you're talking about.
289
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,283
Fuck. I don't know. Fuck it all.
290
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,442
All right, put me out of my misery.
Flip it, T.
291
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,820
Hey, look alive, chefs. We open.
292
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,405
Rock out, let's go.
293
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,740
All right. Step lively. Let's go.
Single file.
294
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,326
Oh, shit!
It's the man with the golden dick.
295
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,037
How are you, Tom? Good to see you, bro.
296
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,791
Let me get one beef,
little hot, little sweet, dip it.
297
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,209
Thanks, pal.
298
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,754
Nick, how's that dog of yours,
by the way? Getting better?
299
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,425
Got the cone and everything off?
How are you?
300
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,066
TINA: Damn, Chef.
301
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,615
Mmm.
302
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,659
Brava.
303
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:17,995
Thanks, Chef.
304
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,663
CARMY: Ebra and Richie are out front.
305
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,707
Tina, you're floating.
We good back here?
306
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,791
Yes, Chef.
307
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,835
We gotta watch the heat
on the stove, guys.
308
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,462
These chickens are comin' out dark.
309
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,256
When's the last time
you cleaned out the grease trap?
310
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,008
- It's getting backed up.
- I'll get to it.
311
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,218
- Still dealing with the circuit breaker.
- Thank you.
312
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,971
Chef, you think now might be
a good time for you to try this?
313
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,223
- Yes. Thank you for asking.
- Yes.
314
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,017
- This one?
- Yes.
315
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:51,653
It's tremendous, Chef.
316
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,905
Thank you, Chef.
317
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,407
Sauce is a little bit tight.
318
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,117
Yeah, heard. Thank you.
319
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,202
Mmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
320
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,081
- Do you think maybe soon... Thank you.
- This is fire!
321
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,628
Maybe we could start rolling it out
as a special soon? Is there a place?
322
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:12,007
- It's getting closer. Yeah.
- How close?
323
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,969
- I told you it was great.
- You said "tremendous," remember?
324
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,180
I didn't tell you it was perfect.
325
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,433
Well, yeah, I mean, I like it.
326
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,520
I think it's great and I'll
definitely loosen up the sauce...
327
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,689
- Sydney. Sydney.
- You know, I don't understand...
328
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,276
Chef, it's not ready yet.
You understand?
329
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,072
Yes, Chef. I understand.
330
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,032
- Thank you, Chef.
- Thank you, Chef.
331
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:48,418
Hi, these are Cola-braised short ribs
with risotto. And they're yours.
332
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,212
- Really?
- Yup.
333
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,132
I had an extra and I'm Sydney,
if you need anything else.
334
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,009
- Well, thank you, Sydney.
- Have a good day.
335
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,559
- Hey, maybe it's not here.
- No, it's here.
336
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,643
All right.
337
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,455
I knew it was dumb to co-sign. FYI.
338
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,374
CARMY: I'd have done the same thing.
339
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,254
- You wanna fight?
- Please.
340
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,174
- I know you're mad at me.
- This is irresponsible.
341
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,342
I mean, at your house.
All the stuff you said.
342
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,011
I was annoyed.
343
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,180
Yeah. Clearly.
344
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,892
Look, I think the thing that
just pisses me off,
345
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,687
is the thing that I'm probably
too embarrassed to admit,
346
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:54,735
is that you never ask me how I'm doing.
Like, ever.
347
00:19:56,069 --> 00:20:00,115
I know it's childish,
but that's why I'm mad at you.
348
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,159
I think.
349
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,246
Plus, we never spend
any real time together.
350
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,707
This place is eating you alive.
351
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,292
You always blame this place.
352
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,920
- What do you mean?
- I mean, you blame the restaurant.
353
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,256
All right, you don't blame Mom.
You don't blame Mikey.
354
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,217
How can I not blame this place?
355
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:22,638
I just cleaned up shot-out glass,
and now, I'm covered in carbon.
356
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:29,102
All of our time, money, work,
gets sucked up into this place.
357
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:34,816
The only thing we get back is,
chaos, resentment.
358
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,863
It's bullshit.
359
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,116
Sounds like Mom.
360
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,826
- I'm serious.
- I'm serious.
361
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,829
I just want things to be calm.
362
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:52,251
I just want things to be on
solid ground. I want things to feel...
363
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,337
- Consistent.
- Yeah. Consistent.
364
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,132
Yeah. That's totally reasonable.
365
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,596
Well... I appreciate you saying that.
366
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,266
CARMY: Um...
367
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,938
I guess, all the time,
I feel like I'm kind of trapped,
368
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,857
because I can't describe
369
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,151
how I'm feeling.
370
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:24,491
So, to ask somebody else
how they're feeling, that just seems,
371
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,830
I don't know, insane?
372
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,164
(CHUCKLES)
373
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,252
Okay.
374
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,921
CARMY: I'm sorry. You know,
375
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,174
you're right.
I wanna know how you're feeling.
376
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,763
How're you feeling?
377
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:51,184
(SCOFFS) Really good. Just great.
378
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,771
Right.
379
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,829
Yo. Yo, is this it?
380
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,170
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, right?
381
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:22,466
Just sittin' in this file labeled...
382
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,134
-"Shit."
-"Shit."
383
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:41,151
Okay, checks.
Little boys look great, guys.
384
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,154
Holy shit! What's he doing?
385
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,864
-(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
-(HORNS HONKING)
386
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,201
Yo, what's going on with these edges,
Chef? Gotta be cleaner than that.
387
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,619
This knife is shit.
388
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,579
When was the last time you sharpened it?
389
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:58,210
Fuck! Where's my gun?
Any of you motherfuckers take my gun?
390
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,172
Carmy!
391
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,552
What? You know I stay here.
Fuck me? Fuck you.
392
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,929
Sydney, get 'em.
393
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,349
Hello, everyone.
Thank you for your patronage.
394
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,352
Everything's under control.
Please enjoy your beefs.
395
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:18,188
Focus on that. Chicago. Am I right?
396
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,110
Hey, guys! Hey! Guys!
397
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,321
Guys, shut up! Please.
398
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,826
Thank you. What's going on here?
399
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,286
This isn't his space.
400
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,039
You're the one getting nasty!
401
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,166
'Cause you're crew's blowing
cigarette smoke!
402
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:42,462
Hey! Hey!
Can we lower our voices, please?
403
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,550
Thank you. I'm Sydney.
Let's start there. I'm Sydney.
404
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,468
John.
405
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,719
Mr. Carl.
406
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,349
Okay. Mr. Carl and John. Hello,
407
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,936
associates. Good afternoon. Uh...
408
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:04,401
- Fuck! Fuck!
- We didn't take your gun, bro.
409
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,570
Shit!
410
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:12,117
You apparently know Tina,
and Gary as well. Great.
411
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,203
So, now we all are in various states
of knowing each other.
412
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,874
Cool. Okay, so, so how do we fix this?
413
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,209
It can't be fixed because
this guy is a bitch.
414
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,211
You fucking said that for the last time!
415
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,589
- Come on!
- Yeah you better fuckin' hold me back.
416
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,318
SYDNEY: All right, so,
we can do this every week, yeah?
417
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:50,614
Sandwiches, simple conversation,
no yelling,
418
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:54,493
no smoking where all the food is,
you know what I mean? All right?
419
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,702
- Okay.
- SYDNEY: Okay.
420
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,413
JOHN: We're gonna need pop, too.
To wash down the sandwiches.
421
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,790
RC, Green River,
whatever we're working with.
422
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,876
Sure. Great.
423
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,712
Deal only applies to the guys
who's out here right now.
424
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,131
So, don't go telling your auntie,
brother, cousin and friends,
425
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,383
- to come down here every Tuesday, okay?
- Cool.
426
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,801
- All right.
- Cool.
427
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,429
Okay, so, we good? Great.
428
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,515
You guys, take these,
I'll get more of these.
429
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,266
Wild, man. Stay safe out here, G.
430
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,851
JOHN: Hey, fancy now, my guy?
431
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,728
SWEEPS: Yeah, man. Real fancy.
432
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,314
This is exactly what happens
when you sweep the Padres,
433
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,441
- but fail the drug test.
- Ah!
434
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,985
It's handled.
435
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,750
So, this fucking goon,
he pulls up again.
436
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,544
And now, this is the third stoplight.
437
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:49,047
Let me get two dogs, two chickens,
four all day, please.
438
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,341
RICHIE: He's fucking with me.
He's revving me.
439
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,969
Finally, I roll down the window,
and I'm like,
440
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:58,682
"Guy, take a breath. It's a fucking
Honda. Let's just chill for a second."
441
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,226
Sorry. You're gonna love
this next shit. Listen.
442
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,937
Yeah, I'm rocking. I'm rocking. Okay?
443
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,481
- I need you on the register.
- One second.
444
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,734
- Richie! Richie, now! Yo!
- Let me just fucking tell the story.
445
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,737
Look, will you shut the fuck up
for one second?
446
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:17,075
Richard! Outside! Outside now! God.
447
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,201
SYDNEY: Okay, yeah.
448
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,704
Damn it! Look, I'm gonna throw
some shit at you.
449
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,208
You remember, Tin,
this place used to be cool, man.
450
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:28,169
- Okay, you need to go home and cool off.
- What?
451
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,298
You need to get outta here.
You are fucking my shit up.
452
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,674
Are you fucking kidding me?
453
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,302
I feel like
I'm on a different fucking planet.
454
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,680
My game has improved 300%
in two months.
455
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,474
This place is organized.
456
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:45,312
And clean. And smooth and...
457
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,981
Yo, I loved Mikey.
458
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,610
You know how much I loved that kid.
459
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:54,112
But, this...
460
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:59,618
This is real and alive and...
461
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,828
And what?
462
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:06,458
And good. It's good.
463
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:12,505
Tin, they're kids.
She doesn't understand.
464
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:16,593
She's a baby, you know? Walking around
thinking that she can handle shit.
465
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,220
This is a delicate fucking ecosystem.
466
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,808
I really don't need this right now.
467
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,769
I cannot fucking emphasize enough
how much
468
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,521
I don't fucking need
this shit right now.
469
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,944
- I'mma quit.
- Quit?
470
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,119
And where you gonna go, Richie?
471
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,373
Where you gonna go?
472
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,476
SYDNEY: All right,
let's 86 the ravioli please, Chefs.
473
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,603
BOTH: Eighty-six the ravioli, Chef.
474
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,107
SYDNEY: Let's fire. Two chicken peppers,
two sausage pepper, two mortadelle.
475
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,191
SWEEPS: On it, Chef.
476
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,236
SYDNEY: Fire! One rib sauce with pepper.
One mortadelle.
477
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,612
All right.
478
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,865
Let me get ten beef all day,
six hot, four sweet. Thank you!
479
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:25,412
Let's fire, two chicken pepper,
two sausage pepper, two mortadelle.
480
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,502
Fire. One rib sausage with pepper,
and one mortadelle.
481
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:42,178
All right, can I get two chicken,
three beefs all day, please.
482
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,180
ALL: Two chicken,
three beefs all day, Chef.
483
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,348
SYDNEY: Thank you, chefs.
484
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,058
Do I wanna know
what happened out there?
485
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,936
No. You do not. But I just
gave some people some leftovers.
486
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,439
Listen, I'm sorry if I was
shitty earlier today.
487
00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:56,067
- It's all good.
- Yeah?
488
00:28:56,776 --> 00:29:00,447
Can I get two more chicken peppers,
please, with greens.
489
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,323
Four all day. Can I hear four all day?
490
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,118
ALL: Four all day, Chef.
SYDNEY: Thank you, chefs.
491
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:08,288
Yo there's a VIP on 21.
It's Tom Skilling,
492
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:12,208
so can I get a dessert drop, please.
Yo, Marcus. You hear me?
493
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,753
- Dessert drop.
- Yes, Chef.
494
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,213
Say it back, please, chefs.
495
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,966
We got four beefs here.
We need them out front, please.
496
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,218
I love this tempo, though.
Let's keep it up.
497
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:25,013
Let's take it up another level.
More urgency, please.
498
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,973
- Can I get hands, please.
- Hands.
499
00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:28,975
CARMY: Chef Sydney, three chicken up.
500
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,561
Thank you, Chef.
Can I get a hands, please?
501
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:32,771
ALL: Hands.
502
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,528
No matter how you work it
Things go wrong
503
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,530
(SIRENS BLARING)
504
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,915
So if you're comin' with me
Let me know
505
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,542
Maybe you're the last train
506
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,754
Maybe you're the last train home
507
00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:02,175
I'm on the last train runnin'
I'm on the last train runnin'
508
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:07,138
And I surrender
And I surrender
509
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:12,852
I'm on the last train runnin'
I'm on the last train runnin'
510
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:17,106
And I surrender
And I surrender
511
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,862
I'm on the last train runnin'
I'm on the last train runnin'
512
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:27,575
And I surrender
And I surrender
513
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,956
I'm on the last train runnin'
I'm on the last train runnin'
514
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,125
And I surrender