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-歡迎回到...
-《小熊》

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{\an8}《小熊》,我是卡門貝札托

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{\an8}(卡門貝札托主廚)

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{\an8}我們今天要做的是義式牛肉捲

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這在我的失能惡夢家庭中
是一道很特別的料理

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我哥麥可每週日
都會做這道料理給我們吃

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各位,這故事很可愛

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我這個止痛藥成癮的哥哥

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在州街大橋上舉槍自盡

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等等,還有更精彩的

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沒有遺書,沒有道別,什麼都沒有

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但他在遺囑裡把我們家的餐廳留給了我

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非常令人意外
因為他從不讓我去那間餐廳跟他共事

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雖然我廚藝蠻好的,對吧?

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對,我曾經負責經營全地球最棒的餐廳

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跟我哥的破餐廳不一樣

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那間餐廳已經搖搖欲墜了

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所以這是麥可在死前最後賞我的一巴掌

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總之呢,義式牛肉捲

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搞什麼?

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各位,我的東西呢?

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到底怎麼回事?

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該死!

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可惡

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麥可!

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對不起,各位,對不起

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對不起,我搞砸了,各位

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我搞砸了,停一下,拜託,該死

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我就在這裡

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我辦不到

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各位,我辦不到!停!
我辦...我辦不到!

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你知道我得實話實說

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我就在這裡

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小卡,你聽得到我講話嗎?

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離開我的出餐檯,主廚!給我滾開!

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拜託,這餐廳配不上你

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你更優秀

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(《危險飲食的那一年》)
(《出色食譜》)

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放火把這間餐廳燒掉,小卡

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你幹嘛...

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小熊,開始吧

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有沒有來參加聚會
不到15次的人想發言?

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我叫卡門,我...

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我哥是癮君子,我哥生前是癮君子

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今天早上,我...

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抱歉,我忘了

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我在來參加家屬團體聚會前是廚師

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我還是廚師,我只是變成了另一種廚師

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我跟我哥之前常一起下廚
尤其是小時候

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我們那個時候感情最好

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食物一直都是我們的共同興趣

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我們還想一起開餐廳

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我們想好了名字和風格,全都想好了

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我哥能讓別人很有自信

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我小時候如果很緊張或害怕
不想做某件事的時候

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他都會叫我勇敢面對

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早死早超生,他每次都會說...

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這很蠢,他每次都會說...

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「開始吧」

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他講話很大聲,他也很幽默

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他有一種很厲害的能力
只要走進一個地方

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就能夠掌握現場的感覺,他很敏銳

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而且呢

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我不是那種人,我...

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我從小朋友就不多

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我小時候講話會結巴,常常不敢講話

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而且呢

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我的成績很差,因為我在學校無法專心

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我沒錄取大學,我沒交過女朋友
我不覺得自己很幽默

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我一直都覺得我哥是我最好的朋友

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我們知道彼此的所有事

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但是...

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每個人都覺得他是自己最好的朋友
他就是那麼有魔力

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而且呢

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我不知道我哥在嗑藥

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這代表什麼意思?

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我們越來越大之後
我才發現我對他其實一無所知

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他幾年前就開始不讓我進餐廳

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突然完全不讓我進餐廳,這件事...

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讓我很難過

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我覺得這件事觸發了我內心的開關

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我就心想:「好,去死吧,等著瞧」

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因為我們有食物這個共同點

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他讓我覺得自己被拒絕
很遜、很爛、很不酷

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我就打算要進全世界
最棒的那些餐廳工作

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我要去真正的廚房工作
我不屑爸媽的垃圾餐廳

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我現在這樣講聽起來很荒謬
但我確實這麼做了

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我被徹底打擊了

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我要負責準備香料
還要開牡蠣、蛤蜊和海膽

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我割傷了自己

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我的指縫和眼睛裡
都進過蒜頭、洋蔥和胡椒

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我的皮膚同時很乾又很油

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我的手指因為拿刀長了繭
我的腸胃也整個爛掉

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我受盡了各種折磨

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幾年之後發生了很奇怪的事
感覺就像...

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我這輩子第一次找到了自己的歸屬處

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我動作很快,我無所畏懼

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一切都很明確,我感覺...

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我感覺還可以

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我知道什麼蔬菜該互相搭配
蛋白質、溫度、醬料

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我全都知道,如果有新人來餐廳實習

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我就會把對方當成競爭對手

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一心想要打敗那個王八蛋

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我覺得自己能夠透過食物表達想法

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我可以透過創意跟人溝通

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這樣的自信

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知道自己擅長一件事是很新的感受
我感到非常興奮

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我希望他能知道這點

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我只希望他能跟我說聲「做得好」

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他越不回應我

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我們的感情就越糟

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我就越投入於精進廚藝,變得越優秀

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我跟越多人斷絕關係
我的人生就變得越安靜

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廚房的例行公事非常...

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一致、很明確、很忙碌、很困難

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很活生生,我沒注意到時間
然後他就死了

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然後他就把他的餐廳留給我

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我過去這幾個月一直試圖拯救那間餐廳

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因為那間餐廳狀況很糟,我很明確知道

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試圖拯救餐廳

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代表著我試圖拯救我哥遇到的事

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或許還要拯救整個家庭,因為...

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那間餐廳對很多人來說意義相當重大

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對我來說意義也很重大

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我不知道對他來說是不是

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-有馬可斯的消息了嗎?
-沒有,傑夫

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-她真的差點就刺到我的肛門了
-真的嗎?

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被刺到肛門會發生什麼事?
肛門又不能縫合

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-我縫過肛門
-誰的?

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好朋友的

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各位主廚

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我們一起開一下餐期前會議

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是,主廚

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大家出來吧

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好

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我也不想告訴大家壞消息

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但我們今天的晚餐餐期不會對外營業

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因為我們的外場要辦單身派對

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-去死吧
-我知道

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{\an8}我知道,是西斯羅的朋友,所以...

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表弟

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這太糟了,傑夫,我才剛進入狀況

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是,我知道,我懂

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但只有晚上而已
我們午餐還是要加油,好嗎?

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我晚上可以負責外場
我說不定需要對他們兇一點

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我覺得應該不用,謝謝

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那些白領罪犯說不定會鬧事

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卡門,有多少人?

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多少人嗎?我不確定
但我們會盡量輕鬆一點

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他們會自己帶酒來

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我們要準備點心和小份料理
一直陸續出餐,好嗎?

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-是,傑夫
-謝謝,主廚

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謝謝各位主廚

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好,我看到了

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-你看到了?
-對

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-我...
-結合材料

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-對
-妳就接受我的稱讚吧

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我看到妳在加鹽什麼的

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-對
-你太失控了

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真酷,妳完全沒有休息

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這應該不算酷,我只是覺得...

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我是那種只要一停下來就會...

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-懂嗎?
-我懂,我爸也是這種人

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我媽也是這種人

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我有點內疚,因為我...

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我都沒有關心你過得如何

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就是自從...你知道的

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-是,我還好
-好

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現在好一點了

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我當時只是突然有點瘋了

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我也一樣

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這是不是很奇怪?

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在餐廳工作卻沒完全瘋掉才奇怪

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是

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-好吃嗎?
-馬上就會知道了

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所以這是什麼?

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這是智利海鱸

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還有一點...

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啟發自阿蘭帕薩的油封番茄

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還有...

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我不知道,香料,因為...管他的

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-有何不可?對
-對,就是這樣

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妳有去吃過
妳研究的這些主廚的料理嗎?

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天啊,我在學院的時候...

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是美國烹飪學院,不是中情局

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謝謝妳的說明,我還以為妳是間諜

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我如果真心想做的話
一定有辦法推動政權更替

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白天當主廚,晚上當中情局探員

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更荒謬的事都發生過

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-但是妳的協調度...
-嘿

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什麼意思?妳曾經打翻小牛高湯
我親眼看過...

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我邀請你來我家,你竟然這樣對我?

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我煮飯請你吃,你竟然跟我翻舊帳?

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總之呢,我在烹飪學院的時候

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我覺得自己是全世界最蠢的人

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因為大家提到的主廚
我有一半都不認識

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我當時又很窮

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所以學期一結束

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我就買了去紐約的單程票

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我花光了自己身上所有的錢
一直吃東西

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去我能想到的所有餐廳

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我在其中一間吃到了
我吃過最好吃的一頓飯

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真棒,是哪一間餐廳?

204
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:39,003
先等一下,我忘了...

205
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,299
這個和...

206
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,718
做好心理準備

207
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,887
好

208
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,680
我遇過一位主廚

209
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:55,144
他只讓我刨皮,就這樣

210
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,939
我在那間餐廳工作了八個月

211
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,566
就只有刨過皮

212
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:01,817
這很正常

213
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,736
-非常正常
-對

214
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,959
這真的非常好吃

215
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,795
謝謝

216
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,137
不行

217
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:34,975
該死,麥可

218
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,774
-喂,傑夫
-怎麼了,小提?

219
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,985
-傑夫
-是

220
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,321
你還好嗎?

221
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,282
我還好

222
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,743
我還好,怎麼了嗎?

223
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,706
因為你沒有平常那麼煩人

224
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,002
-我應該只是累了
-累了?

225
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,300
妳穿得跟辛妮一樣

226
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,012
很專業,對

227
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,848
-我喜歡
-我也喜歡

228
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,064
小提,妳知道KBL電器的事嗎?

229
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,234
麥可之前有跟妳提過嗎?

230
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,778
誰知道呢?

231
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,280
那小子...

232
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,036
{\an8}是幹嘛的?

233
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,955
{\an8}不知道

234
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,875
{\an8}他每個月都會付他們很多錢

235
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,212
加起來跟西斯羅借他的錢一樣多

236
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,714
他借了多少錢?

237
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,675
很多錢

238
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,388
要辦很多場單身派對才能還清嗎?

239
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,140
是,主廚

240
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,893
他為什麼不付錢給廠商?

241
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,478
我不知道,小卡

242
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,441
我記得我們有一個月沒紙巾

243
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,943
他沒有準時付他們錢

244
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,448
我就說:「麥可,快付錢給他們
我們需要紙巾」

245
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,825
他就說:「有什麼意義?

246
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,912
反正我們下個月也沒辦法付他們錢」

247
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,792
他的態度就是這樣嗎?

248
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:28,172
不是,我會記得
就是因為他的態度不是這樣

249
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,140
提娜,妳可以先下班了,好嗎?

250
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,101
-沒問題的
-謝謝

251
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,438
喂,傑夫

252
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,694
你知道我有多愛他吧?

253
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,074
多愛?

254
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,910
非常愛

255
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,788
我非常愛他

256
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:04,875
謝了,傑夫

257
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,184
我...

258
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,646
我那天吃了你做的甜甜圈

259
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,316
-地上的嗎?
-對,地上的,蓋瑞打掃得很乾淨

260
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,652
不,我不想聽...這藉口很爛

261
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,904
聽著,他很努力

262
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,864
那妳覺得如何?

263
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,242
非常好吃

264
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,995
真的非常好吃

265
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:48,293
我很抱歉小卡像個小婊子一樣搞砸了

266
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:53,757
完全正確,他像個小婊子一樣搞砸了

267
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,426
-小婊子,好
-超級小婊子

268
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,143
你有跟他聯絡了嗎?

269
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,727
沒有

270
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:10,190
我會回去,然後我們應該會和好

271
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,862
或是不會,那就算了
「謝謝你,主廚,請再給我機會」

272
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,574
對,沒有正確答案

273
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,368
妳想回優比速嗎?

274
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,498
優比速就是讓我想做
這件瘋狂事的瘋狂事

275
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,250
所以應該不會

276
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,462
我從小到大很少上餐廳

277
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:37,050
所以我們只要上餐廳
感覺就很特別,就算不特別也是

278
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,345
-我不會講
-我家也一樣

279
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,684
我表哥托瑞爾畢業時
我們去了麥可喬丹牛排館慶祝

280
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,269
好,然後呢?

281
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,147
什麼意思?那是全世界最棒的餐廳

282
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,358
-培根嗎?好
-對,沒錯,妳懂,對

283
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,651
他們的培根很好吃

284
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,988
這就是我想做的事,我想...

285
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:03,327
我想煮飯給別人吃,讓他們開心

286
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,747
給他們吃全世界最好吃的培根

287
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,125
雖然那個位置已經被佔據了

288
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,127
-第二好吃也很棒
-沒錯

289
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,712
-那樣也很好
-對

290
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,006
所以妳要回牛肉嗎?

291
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,801
我不知道,照我的個性

292
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,471
我應該會去其他餐廳找工作

293
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,723
之後再去其他餐廳

294
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,684
一直這樣換地方工作

295
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:32,064
直到我的信用分數不是負一百萬

296
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,819
-妳有心目中的夢幻餐廳嗎?
-當然

297
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,029
是什麼樣子?

298
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:43,325
-我開了之後你就會知道,好
-好,我喜歡這種態度

299
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,618
這樣才會贏

300
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,536
對,或是失去一切

301
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:51,166
只好回來跟爸爸
和他那該死的持續正壓呼吸器一起住

302
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,671
但是能看到妳和小卡

303
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:59,299
有各自擅長的東西真的很酷
我向你們學到了很多

304
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,679
等等,最棒的是哪個?

305
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,765
-最棒的什麼?
-妳吃過最棒的一頓飯

306
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,437
-你知道的,是小卡做的
-我就知道

307
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,648
我就知道,沒錯

308
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:21,113
他真的非常厲害

309
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,491
評價真高

310
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,246
對,但他依然是個小婊子

311
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,582
對,我認同

312
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,802
(維也納牛肉)

313
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,304
該死的王八蛋

314
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,808
我什麼都沒做

315
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,519
不是你,是你那該死的哥哥

316
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,816
這樣太丟臉了

317
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,370
癮君子

318
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,667
大家都說得由他們自己幫助自己

319
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:20,088
我不該把那個王八蛋用手銬銬在桌子上

320
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,426
-你知道他嗑藥嗎?
-你怎麼會不知道?

321
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,848
因為我從來沒見到他
從來沒跟他聯絡上

322
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,893
他不接我的電話
不讓我來這間餐廳工作

323
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,895
我應該多做一點事的

324
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,024
-你能做什麼?
-我也不知道!

325
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,869
我從來沒想他會...

326
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,415
他講話很大聲

327
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:01,838
又很煩人又很幽默

328
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:05,926
他可是麥可小熊,我以為他會撐過去

329
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,604
搞什麼?

330
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,189
太荒謬了

331
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,196
放開他!

332
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,572
夠了!

333
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,324
夠了!

334
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,368
-你在幹嘛?
-夠了!

335
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,369
天啊,夠了!

336
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:55,725
該死

337
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,036
-有消息嗎?
-還沒有

338
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,123
只要他一醒來,我們就會通知你

339
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,083
他還在加護病房嗎?

340
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,460
沒錯

341
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,758
-他如果沒醒來會怎樣?
-他最好醒來

342
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,471
但我想知道他如果沒醒來會怎樣

343
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,098
你會被依過失殺人罪起訴

344
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:46,943
等一下,警衛,先生,先生!警官!

345
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,111
(團體拘留室)

346
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,196
嘿

347
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,406
我需要打電話

348
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,646
嘿,我是小蒂,請在嘟聲後留言

349
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,900
嘿,抱歉,我知道現在很晚了

350
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,069
我只是...

351
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:34,824
我剛下班,今天很瘋狂,但沒什麼事

352
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,119
我只是...

353
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:45,877
我只是突然想起了我跟妳爸的事

354
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,629
還有...

355
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,301
我對他說的那些話,然後...

356
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,850
妳說的沒錯,那樣是不對的

357
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,144
而且...

358
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,025
我很抱歉

359
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,490
大概就是這樣

360
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,330
希望妳們都過得好
幫我給伊娃大大的擁抱

361
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:27,502
然後...我們之後再聯絡,好,晚安

362
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,960
傑瑞莫維奇,出來吧

363
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,380
他醒了嗎?

364
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,967
算你走運,你只有被起訴加重傷害罪

365
00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,263
天啊,謝天謝地

366
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,974
-不客氣,混蛋
-好

367
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,478
好,是

368
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,196
喂

369
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,491
喂,小卡

370
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:42,535
嘿

371
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,080
卡門

372
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,628
-要走了嗎?
-好

373
00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,492
保釋金哪來的?

374
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,287
我們的兩週預備金

375
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,126
謝謝你,表弟

376
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:34,504
不客氣

377
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,301
把《蛋蛋終結者》準備好,好嗎?

378
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,492
你還好嗎?

379
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:07,620
還好

380
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,585
我沒事

381
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:22,761
我只有你了,表弟

382
00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,154
好

383
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,700
(牛肉餐館)

384
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,484
卡門

385
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,163
我很抱歉,主廚

386
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,084
我很高興你回來了

387
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,169
好,主廚

388
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,426
-喂,主廚,是
-卡門,這是什麼鬼東西?

389
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:46,678
這是什麼鬼東西?

390
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:50,723
-這是我的工作檯,這樣很不尊重
-是,主廚,這樣很不尊重

391
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,477
嘿

392
00:30:56,312 --> 00:31:01,150
里查,我的小重罪犯

393
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,154
你這個流氓

394
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,532
-這紀念品送你
-搞什麼?

395
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,117
什麼?

396
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,620
蓋瑞,我已經深刻懺悔了

397
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,165
-我無法...
-好,一起加油吧

398
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,261
-你會不會覺得難過?
-會,尼爾,我常覺得難過

399
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,642
我懂

400
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,436
辛妮什麼時候會來?

401
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,771
我今天會負責她的備料工作,主廚

402
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,774
-別搞砸了
-我盡力

403
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,360
但說真的

404
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,240
你如果敢那樣對我,我一定會給你好看

405
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:51,659
瞭解,主廚

406
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:57,874
好,聽著,今天有河北音樂節

407
00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,376
我希望大家都能多準備一些料

408
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,838
小提,妳得備三倍料,好嗎?
馬可斯,多做幾個蛋糕

409
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,507
伊伯拉,請你備兩倍料

410
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,469
表哥,我們還是會有午餐人潮

411
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:12,388
所以外場要做好萬全準備,好嗎?

412
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,182
-是,主廚
-謝謝

413
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,456
-喂
-喂

414
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,833
-兩百磅
-對,好,謝謝

415
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,254
不對,這...這是豬肉,我不需要豬肉

416
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,757
我只是送貨的,你去跟小路說

417
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,821
該死,小卡

418
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,824
-卡門,搞什麼?你瘋了嗎?
-拜託!

419
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:48,086
-喂!嘿!
-是,該死

420
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,338
你還好嗎?

421
00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,800
-是,是
-是嗎?

422
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:58,513
抱歉

423
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,531
這是什麼?

424
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,120
我不知道

425
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:09,167
這是什麼東西?

426
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,883
我不知道,而且...

427
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,512
我之前一直不想拿給你,因為...

428
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,765
那樣就代表他不在了,不過...

429
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,033
好

430
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,867
{\an8}(麥可致小卡)

431
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:27,828
真蠢

432
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,074
(我愛你,老弟,開始吧)

433
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,260
該死,該死

434
00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:54,558
(員工餐義大利麵)
(十瓣大蒜、油浸羅勒)

435
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,561
(兩罐28盎司聖馬札諾番茄罐)
(小罐的味道比較好)

436
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:05,653
什麼?

437
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,869
什麼?

438
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:23,671
我在索馬利亞可是大師

439
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:26,340
閉嘴,老太婆

440
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:30,261
-這樣是性別歧視
-誰負責做員工餐?

441
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,471
今天我來做,主廚

442
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,921
看到沒有?

443
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,382
-你看,壞掉了
-對

444
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,342
液體沒辦法混在一起

445
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,680
-包在我身上,我會修好的
-包在你身上?

446
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,515
-包在我身上
-應該是包在我們身上

447
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:17,475
包在你們身上,好

448
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,603
是我們給你機會在這裡工作
甚至證明自己

449
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,396
還能賺一點錢

450
00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:23,522
是

451
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:28,027
我跟你說,我那天有看到你被刺

452
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,612
沒錯

453
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,864
還蠻屌的,看起來很酷

454
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:35,784
你才剛被刺
結果走一走就沒事了,你很猛

455
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,581
-那當然
-很酷,好,我會修好的

456
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,356
盤點,各位主廚

457
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,941
-是,主廚
-謝謝

458
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:02,580
-表哥!
-是

459
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:05,708
來幫幫忙!

460
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,816
-太誇張了
-很好,很漂亮

461
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,873
里奇,你總算能買新的CD放車上了

462
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,938
-她來了
-真有意思

463
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,857
這...

464
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:14,610
傑夫

465
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,201
辛妮,別呆站在那邊,快拿個開罐器

466
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:32,252
家庭式?兩人桌和沙發座?

467
00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:37,675
丹麥設計

468
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,887
-吧檯要有試吃菜單
-旁邊要有外帶窗口

469
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:43,222
-賣三明治嗎?
-對

470
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:52,856
好

471
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:56,652
要叫什麼名字?

472
00:45:07,287 --> 00:45:12,251
{\an8}(芝加哥原始牛肉)

473
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:42,906
{\an8}(牛肉永久停業
感謝您長久以來的支持)

474
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:50,289
{\an8}(小熊即將開幕)

475
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,389
字幕翻譯: 高健銘