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(SLOW MUSIC INTRO PLAYS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(ALARM CONTINUES RINGING)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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(SIGHS)
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Today's the day.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Today's the day. (CHUCKLES)
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What?
Don't look at me like that.
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It could happen.
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(SWALLOWS)
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(EXHALES)
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(SIGHS EXCITEDLY)
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-Good morning.
-(CAT MEOWS)
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Yes. (GASPS)
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Yes! (CHUCKLES)
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I'll think about it.
(CHUCKLES)
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(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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That's a proposal-worthy face.
Right?
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Well, I'd marry you.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(EXHALES)
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Hey. Teddy? Come on.
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(CAT MEOWS)
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What? You lick your own butt.
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(CAT PURRS)
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I'm feeling much better,
thank you for asking.
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(TEXTING TONE WHOOSHING)
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Oh.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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-(ENGINE CRANKING)
-(SIGHS)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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So, when do
we pick up the ring?
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Morning, Mom.
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You know, I already told you
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I'm gonna pick up the ring
on my lunch hour.
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So, you know, I actually
don't need any help.
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-Yeah, I know.
-Thanks.
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But you know
how forgetful you are.
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And that cold medicine
makes you loopy.
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Yeah, well, I don't know,
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I feel like
I'm not gonna forget
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my engagement ring,
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even with a cold.
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But I appreciate it.
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And don't stop taking
that medicine.
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You know,
no woman wants to say yes
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to a crusty nose.
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You have to remember
you only have one day a year
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when you can propose
on December 30th.
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You know, three generations
of Reeds can't be wrong.
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Yeah, I'm well aware.
No, I know.
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But I gotta go, okay?
But I'll talk to you later.
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Oh, who'd have thought,
my son,
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two times Student Samaritan
of the Month,
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engaged to a girl with
her own park bench? Like...
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I know. I know. (CHUCKLES)
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All right, well, I love you,
okay? Gotta go. Bye.
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Oh, and just one more thing...
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-Oh, shit!
-(CAR HORN BEEPS)
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Dad proposed to you
after one week.
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Well, that was
a different time.
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And your dad
wanted to get laid.
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Oh, as a matter of fact,
he's on his way back now.
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We're in our hotel room, so...
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Okay, TMI, Mom.
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Anyway, he made
dinner reservations
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and says he wants to talk.
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Oh, I hope it's not cancer.
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What if the first time
you're meeting my boyfriend,
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you're actually
meeting my fiancé? (GASPS)
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Okay, we've been
down this road before
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and it never ends well.
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Look, you have a date
to the wedding,
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just take the win.
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I wonder if it's too late
to get a spray tan.
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Your sister will kill you
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if you have a tan
at her winter wedding.
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Well, maybe I want to be
tanned for my winter proposal.
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MOM: I will meet you
at the bridal shop at noon.
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Do not be late. Again.
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-Love you.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Morning, Doris.
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-(DORIS GASPS)
-Double tall latte.
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You are the sweetest lawyer
in the entire building.
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(CHUCKLES) Stop.
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Oh. Um...
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Yeah, it's actually
not what you think it is.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh, well,
it looks like coffee.
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Well, then I guess it is
what you think it is, Doris.
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There we go.
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-Hey, buddy.
-Hey!
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Big night tonight.
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Yeah, you a little nervous?
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Well, clearly.
Oh, shit. Nice.
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I get it. It's not every day
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you propose
to the hottest chick in town.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, can you please not refer
to my future wife as a chick?
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Oh, sorry.
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-Empress. Duchess. Mistress.
-You know what? No.
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She's not like that, okay?
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Oh, yeah?
You use her Sonicare again?
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No, I already told you,
that was my fault.
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-I should've asked.
-Listen, buddy.
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There is
an unspoken list of things
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that couples in relationships
can share.
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Okay? You've got porn,
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you've got razors,
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toothbrushes.
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-Mostly porn.
-Okay. I'm just gonna need you
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to stop worrying
about my girlfriend
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and just focus
on getting your own, okay?
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Hey, I'm working on it, man.
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"I am Sam" is up
on Hinge and Tinder.
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You know that's a movie
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about the mentally
disabled guy, right?
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-Shit.
-Just saying.
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I thought
I was low on matches.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(DRAMATICALLY) Oh, my God.
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You missed the best party.
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Totally should have come.
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Yeah, I wanted to,
but all you texted me
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was the side of a building
and the name "Paco."
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Paco! Oh, my God. So cute.
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We should all
grab drinks at lunch.
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I can't. I have the stupid
final dress fitting.
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My sister's worried I'm gonna
put on a late 10 pounds
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and ruin
her perfect aesthetic.
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Fine. After work, then.
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Stop pretending
like you don't know
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what's possibly
maybe happening tonight.
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Why are you getting engaged
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to a man who's hiding
from your friends?
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He's not hiding. He's earning
his third-degree black belt.
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I mean, that's time-consuming.
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And he's getting over
a really bad cold.
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For three months?
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Can you just support me?
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Okay? I think I have
finally found Mr. Right.
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I do support you.
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I just think Mr. Right is not
the guy that calls you
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while he's sitting
on your face.
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My face is on a park bench.
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You're supposed to sit on it
and call me.
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If they're shopping for homes,
not vagina.
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He said it was fate.
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-(SQUEALS)
-No!
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It's advertising.
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Fate is magical.
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Fate is supernatural.
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Fate is meeting Calvin Harris
at Coachella,
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losing him in a crowd,
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then waking up in Joshua Tree
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to find him making s'mores
by an open campfire.
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Without his shirt on.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-That was a fun weekend.
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I have to work. Please.
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Oh, my God.
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(MIMICKING) Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You're so boring.
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-Goodbye.
-Bye.
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SISTER: And you're positive
he's coming.
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WOMAN: Yes, he's coming.
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Why do you keep asking me?
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SISTER: Because
no one's even met him.
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And you do have a history
of fake boyfriends.
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WOMAN: (CHUCKLES)
Okay, that was one time.
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Kip is real.
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He's my date.
You're gonna love him.
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-It's $40 a plate.
-So?
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-$40 a plate. It's just...
-Okay, so?
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We're not having
a rehearsal dinner,
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so we can have
a really nice reception.
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And if he's not coming, then
we'll invite Brian's Auntie V.
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Oh, okay. Well, screw Auntie V
because he's coming.
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And if he doesn't, I'll be
sure to write you a check.
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MOM: Well, you can
write it out to me.
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Who do you think
is paying for this thing?
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Isn't the groom's family
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traditionally supposed to pay
for that part?
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-Mm...
-Okay, sorry, are you calling
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Brian's family cheap?
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No, they happen
to be taking us
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to a really fancy brunch
the day after the wedding.
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Are we almost done here?
Because I don't want
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to be late for my spray tan
appointment, so...
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No, no. Mom? See, I told you.
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She's gonna ruin the wedding.
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Okay, how is
me getting a spray tan
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gonna ruin the wedding?
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I don't know.
You'll turn yourself orange
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or you'll get UV-poisoning
and die.
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You will figure out some way
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to make my wedding
all about...
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you.
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-Prom?
-Still haven't let that go?
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-Yeah.
-It's not my fault
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that Dylan Kidd
liked me better than you.
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Well, you're the one
who gave him a blow job
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in the guest bathroom.
So, it is your fault.
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Yeah, well, that's because
you take forever to get ready.
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BOTH: Mom?
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It is true, you do.
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I knew it. I knew I should've
asked Gloria Hefner
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to be my maid of honor.
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Gloria Hefner has one eyebrow.
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How fast can you make
another dress?
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No, no, no.
She's out of the wedding!
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-Out, out, yes! Yeah.
-Promise? Swear? Promise?
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Okay, girls, girls, girls!
Enough.
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You're sisters.
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So, that means, by law,
you are bound to pretend
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to love each other and
be in each other's weddings.
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That's just how it goes. Okay?
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So, why don't you two say
something nice to each other?
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Nothing comes to mind, so...
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SALESWOMAN: Here you go, sir.
Sized and shined.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, honey, no, no.
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(SIGHS) Mom,
what are you doing here?
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I told you,
I don't any help today.
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MOM: Well, from the looks
of this box, you do.
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What's wrong with the box?
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Well, it's just dull.
I mean, it doesn't sing to me.
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Do you have these
in another color
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like gold, or glitter,
or faux fur?
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Yeah, apparently we're looking
for the Beyoncé of ring boxes.
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We just have these.
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My only son is getting engaged
for the very first time in...
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I mean, you can understand
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how I just want
this proposal to be perfect.
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And it will be perfect, okay?
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So, you don't really
have to worry about it.
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Uh-huh. So, maybe,
I could hear it first?
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-Hear what?
-Your proposal speech.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Absolutely not. No.
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Just try it out.
Just for safety.
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No, I'm not proposing
to my mother. That's crazy.
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Okay. Suit yourself.
(CHUCKLES)
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-Sorry, this is...
-It's a nice box.
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It's a really nice box.
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Well, it's only the
single-most important thing
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you'll ever say
to a woman, but, uh,
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you'll be fine
just winging it.
251
00:11:12,623 --> 00:11:14,290
Okay. You know what? One time.
252
00:11:14,359 --> 00:11:15,484
But you say nothing.
253
00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:17,992
All right.
254
00:11:21,993 --> 00:11:24,266
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
255
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:25,864
-Babe?
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
256
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,428
Ever since I saw your face,
257
00:11:27,497 --> 00:11:30,568
staring up at me
from that park bench,
258
00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:33,208
I knew that you were
the one for me.
259
00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:36,778
Your beauty, your drive,
your energy...
260
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,574
I mean, I never thought
that some guy like me
261
00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:42,610
would end up with
an incredible woman like you.
262
00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:45,485
You inspire me.
263
00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:46,722
You challenge me.
264
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,255
You push me
out of my comfort zone
265
00:11:48,323 --> 00:11:50,558
because I know you just
want me to be a better man.
266
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,856
And because of you, I am.
267
00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,231
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
268
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,395
Clementine,
269
00:11:57,165 --> 00:11:59,401
will you please
do me the great honor
270
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,428
of becoming my wife?
271
00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:02,870
Oh! Honey, of course, I will.
(LAUGHS)
272
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,902
-WOMAN: Aw.
-All right. (GRUNTS)
273
00:12:04,971 --> 00:12:06,304
That's that. All right.
274
00:12:06,373 --> 00:12:08,841
-Oh! Oh, God!
-No, it's not cool. Just...
275
00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,646
(TEARFULLY) I'll take these.
276
00:12:10,715 --> 00:12:13,212
(ROMANTIC HOLIDAY MUSIC
PLAYING)
277
00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,388
(SIGHS) Wow!
278
00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:21,451
You look stunning.
279
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,957
(CHUCKLES) You look
quite dapper yourself.
280
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,256
I'm so glad
you're feeling better.
281
00:12:25,425 --> 00:12:26,790
Oh, well, I'm still taking
the cold medicine,
282
00:12:26,859 --> 00:12:28,128
just to be safe.
283
00:12:28,563 --> 00:12:31,062
Yeah, I know this place is
kind of a surprise, but, um,
284
00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,765
you know,
it's sentimental for me.
285
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:33,967
My family actually does
286
00:12:34,203 --> 00:12:35,097
their New Year's day brunch
here, every year.
287
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,906
I think Bennigan's is fun.
288
00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:38,433
I mean, the cocktails
are super creative.
289
00:12:38,502 --> 00:12:41,005
Ooh, yeah,
should we order drinks?
290
00:12:41,074 --> 00:12:42,373
Peach on the Beach looks good.
291
00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:44,511
Oh, my God, Peach on the Beach
is the best.
292
00:12:44,579 --> 00:12:45,645
(CHUCKLES)
293
00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:49,216
(SIGHS) I am so excited
for tomorrow.
294
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:51,247
I mean, I can't wait for you
to meet my family.
295
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,021
Uh, the wedding starts
at 7:00.
296
00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,288
Yeah, yeah. So, I'm just
gonna go into the city,
297
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,460
meet the guys, and then,
I should have plenty of time
298
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:58,653
to come back, shower.
299
00:12:58,722 --> 00:13:00,930
And then, uh, I'll be
at your place by 9:00?
300
00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:02,294
I picked up your tux
from the dry cleaner,
301
00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:03,858
so you can just get ready
at mine. (CHUCKLES)
302
00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:05,297
Perfect.
303
00:13:08,165 --> 00:13:09,566
You know, it's funny,
304
00:13:09,635 --> 00:13:12,075
even though we haven't
been together that long...
305
00:13:12,143 --> 00:13:14,610
I know, I can't believe
it's only been three months.
306
00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:15,810
(CHUCKLES) Feels like forever.
307
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:16,941
You know,
it's funny, my parents
308
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,575
actually have this saying,
309
00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:22,144
"When you know, you know."
310
00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:23,751
"When you know, you know."
311
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,985
Believe it or not, they, uh...
312
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,089
they actually got engaged
at a Bennigan's.
313
00:13:28,591 --> 00:13:29,651
(MAN CHUCKLES)
314
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,062
WAITRESS:
Welcome to Bennigan's.
315
00:13:33,431 --> 00:13:34,726
OMG. (LAUGHS)
316
00:13:34,795 --> 00:13:36,030
I know you.
317
00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:38,031
You're
the Fletcher's Mattress girl.
318
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,561
You're even prettier
in person.
319
00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,433
Thank you, that's so sweet.
(CHUCKLES)
320
00:13:41,502 --> 00:13:43,937
You know, she's also
the Muffinland Bakery Queen.
321
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:45,607
WAITRESS:
Um, could I get a selfie?
322
00:13:45,676 --> 00:13:46,740
WOMAN: Is this a joke?
323
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,138
I think it's for the best.
324
00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:49,537
You think it's best to dump me
325
00:13:49,606 --> 00:13:51,143
the night before
my sister's wedding?
326
00:13:51,212 --> 00:13:53,009
We have had
a beautiful adventure
327
00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:54,245
the last few months.
328
00:13:54,314 --> 00:13:56,379
But before
things get complicated,
329
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:58,115
you know,
with meeting the family
330
00:13:58,184 --> 00:14:00,082
and seating assignments and...
331
00:14:00,351 --> 00:14:01,791
Uh, I don't want to be a dick.
332
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,090
Oh, you don't want
to be a dick?
333
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,257
Well, that's exactly
what you're being, Kip.
334
00:14:05,326 --> 00:14:06,957
-You're being a dick.
-Whoa. (CHUCKLES)
335
00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:08,394
Okay. Um, look,
336
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:11,094
I know that my assistant
messed up the reservation.
337
00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:12,834
La Boucherie, Bennigan's.
338
00:14:12,903 --> 00:14:14,604
We can still have
a nice dinner,
339
00:14:14,673 --> 00:14:15,937
even though it's not French.
340
00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:17,336
No, we can't have
a nice dinner, Kip.
341
00:14:17,405 --> 00:14:20,207
Okay? And what, did you think
it would be nicer
342
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,271
to dump me over truffle fries
and escargot?
343
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,339
MAN: One, two, three. Hey.
344
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:26,981
-There you go.
-Oh, my God!
345
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,783
-Thank you! (GASPS)
-Yeah, of course.
346
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:30,050
I'm literally going to die.
347
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,219
Oh, no! Maybe we can get
our drinks first?
348
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:33,653
(LAUGHS)
349
00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:35,021
You're funny.
350
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,685
-He's funny.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
351
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:39,254
Are you, um... Are you
her manager or something?
352
00:14:39,723 --> 00:14:43,060
Griffin is actually
a brilliant lawyer.
353
00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:46,035
He's about to join
my uncle's firm.
354
00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:48,871
I am?
355
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,137
One of the partners
is leaving.
356
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,967
KIP: Margot, I meditated
on this last night.
357
00:14:52,036 --> 00:14:55,336
And it came to me in a dream
the timing is just not right.
358
00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:56,873
But maybe in another life.
359
00:14:57,175 --> 00:14:58,674
In another life, what?
360
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:00,641
-Reincarnation.
-Oh!
361
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,478
-(LAUGHS)
-Yes, it's another chance...
362
00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:03,914
-Okay.
-...and that is on the way
363
00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:05,285
to nirvana.
364
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:07,789
Wow, well, thank you so much,
Kurt Cobain.
365
00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:09,320
That's not the right Nirvana.
366
00:15:09,389 --> 00:15:10,619
And that's what
I'm talking about.
367
00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:12,357
-(SCOFFS)
-It's just, something's not...
368
00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:14,130
What're you doing?
You're overreacting.
369
00:15:14,199 --> 00:15:15,963
-Come on, sit down.
-You think I'm overreacting?
370
00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:18,364
Okay,
this is not overreacting.
371
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,665
This would be overreacting!
372
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:24,373
(GROANING) Peach on the Beach.
What do they put in that?
373
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,608
What is going on?
374
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:26,601
It's been three months.
375
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,671
What were you expecting?
A proposal?
376
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,015
I mean...
377
00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:35,351
No. (SIGHS)
378
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,650
Oh...
379
00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,715
shit. Okay. Um...
380
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:40,287
This is awkward.
381
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,092
(SIGHS HEAVILY) Okay.
382
00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:45,791
(KIP SIGHS)
383
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:46,956
Margot, wait.
384
00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,658
Yeah?
385
00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:50,896
(SIGHS)
386
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,161
I am gonna need the tux.
387
00:15:52,229 --> 00:15:53,699
Do not call me.
388
00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:54,800
Ever.
389
00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,267
Ever, ever.
390
00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:57,365
-Again.
-(KIP CLEARS THROAT)
391
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,934
KIP: All right. (SNIFFLES)
392
00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:00,608
(MARGOT GROANS)
393
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,377
Oh, my God,
that was so embarrassing.
394
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,609
Babe? From the moment
that I saw your face
395
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:08,410
looking up at me
from that park bench...
396
00:16:08,479 --> 00:16:09,877
Oh, my God, are you proposing?
397
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:11,213
Um...
398
00:16:11,282 --> 00:16:12,414
-Yes.
-Yes!
399
00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:13,648
-Yes?
-Yes! Oh, my God!
400
00:16:13,717 --> 00:16:15,256
-Yes? Oh, my God.
-Yes, I'm so happy!
401
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,224
Oh, my God, I love you
so much. Yes, of course.
402
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:18,421
Now, can you please sit down?
Sit down.
403
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:19,654
You don't want
to see the ring?
404
00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:21,460
Oh, I'm sure it's beautiful.
I'm sure it's beautiful.
405
00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:24,900
Just, um, save it
for the real proposal. Okay?
406
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,333
-The real proposal?
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,163
Tomorrow night
at our New Year's Eve party.
408
00:16:28,232 --> 00:16:29,364
It'll be perfect.
409
00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:30,599
But, this is perfect.
410
00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:32,841
Tonight. You know,
it's December 30th.
411
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,171
It's a Reed family tradition.
412
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,840
I love your traditions.
413
00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:37,045
I just...
414
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:39,979
We are technically engaged.
Yay.
415
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:41,313
Just do it again like that.
416
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:43,847
Tomorrow.
And I will say yes, again.
417
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,885
I... I don't want to do it
again tomorrow, you know?
418
00:16:45,954 --> 00:16:47,250
I just... I just did it.
419
00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:49,252
Here, now. I mean, almost.
420
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,487
Griffin, I... (SIGHS)
421
00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:51,686
I just don't see
what the big deal is.
422
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:53,723
Like, you just got
your proposal.
423
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,657
And then, me and my followers
can get mine.
424
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:58,695
Well, I guess
the big deal is that
425
00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:02,001
I don't want our proposal
to be some photo op
426
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:03,297
for your social media.
427
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:04,673
It's about us.
428
00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,706
It will be about us.
429
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,806
But I have a responsibility
to my public and my sponsors.
430
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,244
Griffin, you know
I'm a professional influencer,
431
00:17:13,313 --> 00:17:15,149
which means that I get paid
432
00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:17,212
when I influence
other people's lives.
433
00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,786
Like, what I wear
434
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,454
and what I eat
435
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:23,886
and where I get engaged.
436
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,491
There is no chance in hell
that I'm going to waste
437
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,231
a once-in-a-lifetime
golden opportunity
438
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,202
for Death by Chocolate
and Turkey O'Tooles, no.
439
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:34,732
Wait, wait, come on.
You're gonna leave?
440
00:17:34,801 --> 00:17:37,332
-We just got engaged.
-Whoa. No, no. We did not.
441
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,176
I am taking back my yes.
442
00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:44,741
-Hey!
-No, no.
443
00:17:48,512 --> 00:17:50,747
-(SIGHS)
-Oh, great.
444
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:52,782
-Thank you so much.
-What?
445
00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,288
-Thank you.
-MARGOT: I don't work here.
446
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:55,620
-Take me to Maple, please.
-No, no, no!
447
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:56,559
-Can't hear you, sorry.
-MARGOT: Great.
448
00:17:56,628 --> 00:17:57,791
Just great.
449
00:17:58,026 --> 00:17:59,789
(SCOFFS) This is...
450
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:02,491
Ugh. Come on.
451
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,999
-Um, did you see...?
-Are you looking for
452
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:07,668
a tall, redhead, super rude?
453
00:18:08,104 --> 00:18:09,434
-Yeah.
-Yeah. I saw her.
454
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:11,940
She actually just left
in my Uber.
455
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,374
Oh, here, she gave me this.
456
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:16,705
Oh. Thanks.
Yeah, sorry, she was upset.
457
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:19,446
Great job, Bennigan's.
Great job.
458
00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,351
Uh, do you need help?
459
00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:23,748
Uh...
460
00:18:24,618 --> 00:18:26,150
Not unless you got
an engagement ring
461
00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:27,520
in your pocket.
462
00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:29,155
Uh...
463
00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:31,260
(CLICKS TONGUE, WHISPERS)
This is me.
464
00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:41,600
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
465
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,776
(SIGHS)
466
00:18:57,382 --> 00:18:59,321
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
467
00:19:01,154 --> 00:19:02,720
(MARGOT GROANS)
468
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:04,720
Good morning, Judy.
469
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,857
JUDY: It's almost noon.
Your sister's losing her mind.
470
00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:08,661
The wedding planner
is stuck in Vermont
471
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,662
and the bridal shop
forgot to pack the veil.
472
00:19:10,731 --> 00:19:12,527
And the maid of honor
is still in bed.
473
00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:13,829
I'm not still in bed.
474
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:15,767
Christ, he didn't propose,
did he?
475
00:19:15,836 --> 00:19:17,732
You got your hopes up
and you were wrong,
476
00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:19,338
and now you're falling apart.
477
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,141
I'm not falling apart.
No, Mom.
478
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:24,777
I am not feeling well. At all.
479
00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:25,874
(COUGHS)
480
00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:27,575
I don't think I should go
to the wedding.
481
00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:28,911
I could be contagious.
482
00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:31,119
So, this Kip
is still your plus one?
483
00:19:31,188 --> 00:19:32,586
-Yes.
- All right, then.
484
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,082
You need to shower yourself
in Benadryl,
485
00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,018
ice your puffy face
and get your butt down
486
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,453
to the hotel to help
your sister get married.
487
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,656
Okay. I'll de-puff.
488
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:42,160
And you'll pick up the veil.
489
00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:43,525
Yes, I'll pick up...
490
00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:45,961
We will pick up the veil.
491
00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:49,738
(SIGHS)
492
00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:51,406
I'm in hell.
493
00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:56,774
(EXHALES)
494
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,383
(GROANS SOFTLY)
495
00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:06,486
-Surprise!
-(YELPS) Jesus Christ!
496
00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:08,550
I got Zara to loan us
an amazing suit
497
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:09,819
for the party tonight.
498
00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:13,362
(EXHALES) Sorry, am I missing
something here?
499
00:20:14,698 --> 00:20:15,863
Yes.
500
00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:18,598
Me, apologizing.
501
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:22,503
Look, I'm really sorry
about last night.
502
00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:26,071
If you still want my "yes,"
it's all yours.
503
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,403
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
504
00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:28,639
Yeah, you know what,
505
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,371
I'm really sorry too, okay?
I just...
506
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,543
All I want is for you to have
the proposal of your dreams.
507
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:35,249
Okay? And so, if that means
508
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,113
that we monetize
the engagement,
509
00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:39,518
then, yeah, let's...
let's do it.
510
00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:42,017
-I support you.
-Oh, thank you.
511
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,260
Oh, that... That...
512
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,864
That looks so good.
513
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,768
Uh, you're acting strange.
514
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:53,662
Are you okay?
515
00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:55,835
Oh. Yes. Sorry, I'm just...
516
00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:58,770
I overslept and I'm gonna be
late to meet the guys, so...
517
00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:01,273
I just don't really see
why you have to go.
518
00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:02,575
Oh. Yeah. No, I know.
519
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,245
But it's just like our
tradition since law school.
520
00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:05,510
You know,
Sam's family is Russian.
521
00:21:05,579 --> 00:21:07,112
They just love
bathhouses, so...
522
00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:08,316
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
523
00:21:08,552 --> 00:21:11,118
And you know that
I love traditions, but, uh,
524
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,987
traditions can change.
525
00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:15,057
I have to pee.
Try on the suit.
526
00:21:15,493 --> 00:21:18,160
Hey, babe, two drink maximum
tonight. Okay?
527
00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:19,558
Remember,
vodka is not your friend.
528
00:21:19,627 --> 00:21:21,022
Vodka's not my friend.
You got it.
529
00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:22,891
Hey, how about
I just try this on later.
530
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,395
And then,
you could be surprised. Huh?
531
00:21:24,464 --> 00:21:26,600
Did you use my toothbrush?
532
00:21:27,168 --> 00:21:28,429
Uh, no, why?
533
00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:29,700
It's wet.
534
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:31,166
Oh, well, I mean,
I took a shower.
535
00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:32,870
So, I probably just splashed
on it or something.
536
00:21:32,938 --> 00:21:35,607
Hmm. I leave it here
because I trust you.
537
00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:38,272
And relationships
are built on trust.
538
00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:40,446
Uh, don't you think
it's weird that you kiss me,
539
00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:41,848
but I can't use
your toothbrush?
540
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:42,945
No.
541
00:21:43,014 --> 00:21:45,045
Some things
aren't meant to be shared.
542
00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:47,821
-Oral hygiene is one of them.
-Oh.
543
00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:50,057
(STEAM HISSING)
544
00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:51,519
Davai, davai!
545
00:21:51,587 --> 00:21:52,723
Davai!
546
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,430
-(SAM GROANS CONTENTEDLY)
-(GRIFFIN LAUGHING)
547
00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:56,296
She said "yes"?
And then she said "no"?
548
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:59,595
Yes. But it's a yes, I think.
549
00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:00,896
Maybe she changed her mind
550
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:04,073
about marrying
a lowly public defender.
551
00:22:04,142 --> 00:22:06,268
No, wrong. She supports me.
552
00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:09,005
She just thinks I should make
a move into corporate.
553
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:11,139
You hate corporate.
554
00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:13,280
I don't hate corporate.
555
00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:14,413
Are you leaving the office?
556
00:22:14,482 --> 00:22:16,283
No, I mean, it's just a maybe.
557
00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:17,749
Clementine's uncle has a firm.
558
00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:19,319
So, she just wants
me to consider it.
559
00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:21,389
Hey, buddy. What do you want?
560
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,950
Listen, I'm getting
what I want, okay?
561
00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:24,458
I'm getting...
I'm getting her.
562
00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:26,690
Tonight, I'm making it
official, again.
563
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,189
-You're getting married?
-Yeah.
564
00:22:28,258 --> 00:22:29,925
-(UPBEAT BALKAN MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LAUGHTER)
565
00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:31,727
YEGOR: Yes,
a little to celebrate.
566
00:22:31,796 --> 00:22:33,767
GRIFFIN: Oh, no, no, no. No.
567
00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,766
I told Clementine I'm not
gonna drink today, so...
568
00:22:35,835 --> 00:22:38,270
Nyet! Nonsense,
get up, get up.
569
00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:39,406
Up, up, up, up, up.
570
00:22:39,475 --> 00:22:41,542
You will get married.
We toast.
571
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,171
This is the best vodka
in the world.
572
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:45,611
My grandmother had this
at her wedding.
573
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,476
You cannot insult
his babushka.
574
00:22:47,544 --> 00:22:50,183
Okay, I'm not gonna insult
anyone's babushka. One shot.
575
00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,514
ALL: Na zdorovie!
576
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:52,717
SAM: Oh, no, no, no.
577
00:22:52,886 --> 00:22:54,321
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
All the way. All the way.
578
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,758
-Smell, smell.
-(SNIFFS)
579
00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:56,619
Right.
580
00:22:56,687 --> 00:22:58,653
(ALL CHEER AND LAUGH)
581
00:22:58,721 --> 00:23:00,458
One more cheer.
582
00:23:00,526 --> 00:23:02,998
The beautiful Clementine!
583
00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:04,792
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
584
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:07,866
(ALL TOAST IN RUSSIAN)
585
00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:10,804
(GASPS) Ooh.
586
00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:14,173
ALL: (SINGING) Oh, my darling
Oh, my darling
587
00:23:14,242 --> 00:23:16,207
Clementina
588
00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:17,412
Whoo-hoo!
589
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,607
-(MAN EXCLAIMS)
-Clementina
590
00:23:19,676 --> 00:23:21,748
Clementina
591
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,648
Clementina
592
00:23:24,717 --> 00:23:26,449
Clementina (LAUGHING)
593
00:23:26,517 --> 00:23:28,117
(GRUNTING)
594
00:23:30,026 --> 00:23:31,256
Last one.
595
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:33,195
(ALL CHEERING)
596
00:23:33,264 --> 00:23:35,025
-Whoo-hoo!
-Let's go!
597
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,798
(ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
598
00:23:41,037 --> 00:23:42,197
(EXCLAIMS)
599
00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:45,001
(ALL YELLING BOISTEROUSLY)
600
00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:48,506
(SINGING)
Darling , oh, my darling
601
00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:53,542
-Oh, my darling, Clementina
-GROUP: Clementina , Clementina
602
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:55,512
(LAUGHTER)
603
00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:56,645
GRIFFIN: Thank you.
604
00:23:57,014 --> 00:23:58,981
I have to say
a proper goodbye.
605
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:00,650
-Hey, put yourself...
-(GRIFFIN YELLS)
606
00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:02,022
Hey, what's your name?
607
00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:03,158
Gevorg.
608
00:24:03,227 --> 00:24:04,321
Ah, that's my aunt's name.
609
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,422
(RETCHES)
610
00:24:05,491 --> 00:24:08,224
(IN RUSSIAN)
611
00:24:09,194 --> 00:24:11,532
(IN ENGLISH)
Okay, I love you too, Gevorg.
612
00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:14,068
Deliver her to 15 Maple Drive,
Norwood.
613
00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:16,434
(IN RUSSIAN)
614
00:24:16,503 --> 00:24:17,968
(IN ENGLISH) 15 Maple...
615
00:24:18,037 --> 00:24:20,306
-(CAR HORN BEEPS)
-Go get her, my friend.
616
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,676
Do svidaniya.
617
00:24:21,745 --> 00:24:23,572
-Yep. (KISSES)
-GRIFFIN: Do svidaniya.
618
00:24:23,641 --> 00:24:25,147
(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
619
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,946
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
620
00:24:28,813 --> 00:24:30,619
GRIFFIN: Do svidaniya.
621
00:24:31,784 --> 00:24:32,980
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
622
00:24:33,049 --> 00:24:34,485
Maybe I should just call him.
623
00:24:34,554 --> 00:24:35,822
The guy just dumped you.
624
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:38,453
He doesn't get a call.
He gets a beating.
625
00:24:39,423 --> 00:24:41,724
I'm sorry, you're not allowed
to have alcohol in here.
626
00:24:41,793 --> 00:24:43,225
What about a broken heart?
627
00:24:43,294 --> 00:24:45,132
Is she allowed to have
one of those in here?
628
00:24:45,201 --> 00:24:46,160
We're sorry.
629
00:24:46,229 --> 00:24:47,636
I thought this was
a place of healing.
630
00:24:48,539 --> 00:24:50,472
Look, seriously,
what am I going to do?
631
00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:51,835
I can't show up
without a date.
632
00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:54,236
How about him?
He seems fun.
633
00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:57,074
What?
The wedding's in four hours.
634
00:24:57,143 --> 00:24:59,110
-You can't afford to be picky.
-Forget it.
635
00:24:59,179 --> 00:25:00,846
I can't just pick up
some random guy off the street
636
00:25:00,915 --> 00:25:02,281
and bring him
to my sister's wedding.
637
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:03,577
Sure, you can.
638
00:25:03,646 --> 00:25:04,884
Hey.
639
00:25:07,391 --> 00:25:09,287
Want to go to a wedding later?
640
00:25:09,356 --> 00:25:10,593
Uh...
641
00:25:12,657 --> 00:25:14,058
(MARGOT SCOFFS)
642
00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:19,165
Uh, I have plans. Or I would.
643
00:25:19,467 --> 00:25:20,900
Of course, you would.
644
00:25:22,669 --> 00:25:24,339
MARGOT: This is so stupid.
645
00:25:24,408 --> 00:25:25,807
I mean, what kind of a loser
646
00:25:25,876 --> 00:25:27,502
doesn't already have a date
for New Year's Eve?
647
00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:29,238
Don't answer that.
648
00:25:29,639 --> 00:25:30,709
Got him.
649
00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:33,913
He's free tonight
and he's cute.
650
00:25:34,479 --> 00:25:35,849
Perfect.
651
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:39,782
(GROANS)
652
00:25:39,851 --> 00:25:42,251
(HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYING)
653
00:25:55,503 --> 00:25:56,668
GRIFFIN: 15 Maple Drive?
654
00:25:56,737 --> 00:25:58,339
That's right. 15 Maple Drive.
655
00:25:58,408 --> 00:25:59,502
(WHISPERS) 15 Maple Drive.
656
00:25:59,571 --> 00:26:01,776
$96.15
657
00:26:02,906 --> 00:26:06,011
Wait. Maybe $46.15.
658
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,546
But it's fine.
'Cause it's New Year's Eve.
659
00:26:09,915 --> 00:26:11,680
You're supposed to get a tip.
660
00:26:11,749 --> 00:26:13,583
You robbed me.
661
00:26:13,652 --> 00:26:14,654
You robbed me.
662
00:26:14,722 --> 00:26:16,285
Okay, my friend.
Happy New Year.
663
00:26:19,397 --> 00:26:21,257
GRIFFIN: Oh, shit. Oh, God.
664
00:26:25,234 --> 00:26:26,630
(GRUNTING)
665
00:26:26,698 --> 00:26:28,697
Come here, you.
666
00:26:28,766 --> 00:26:30,600
Oh. Oh, shit.
667
00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:32,906
(GROANING)
668
00:26:36,609 --> 00:26:38,109
(TEDDY PURRING)
669
00:26:39,175 --> 00:26:41,684
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
670
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,227
(MUMBLES)
671
00:26:59,895 --> 00:27:01,133
Hi, Teddy.
672
00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:03,431
What are you doing up there?
673
00:27:04,572 --> 00:27:06,335
Why are you so dirty?
674
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,881
Clementine! Look at you.
675
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,245
(CLOCK TICKING)
676
00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:21,086
We're gonna have
to talk about that.
677
00:27:23,621 --> 00:27:25,123
(GROANS)
678
00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,063
(SIGHS)
679
00:27:28,432 --> 00:27:31,030
(FAN WHIRRING DISTORTEDLY)
680
00:27:34,832 --> 00:27:36,431
(SNIFFS, GROANS)
681
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:42,470
(MOANING)
682
00:27:44,147 --> 00:27:45,242
(SNIFFS)
683
00:27:47,518 --> 00:27:48,513
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
684
00:27:48,582 --> 00:27:50,082
(KEYS JINGLE)
685
00:28:19,109 --> 00:28:21,377
(CLOCK RESUMES TICKING)
686
00:28:28,588 --> 00:28:29,891
(SIGHS)
687
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:39,362
(GROANS, SIGHS)
688
00:28:41,534 --> 00:28:42,970
(GRUNTS)
689
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:46,340
(WHIMPERS)
690
00:28:46,409 --> 00:28:49,411
(BOTH SCREAMING)
691
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,945
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
692
00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,945
-Who the hell are you?
-Who the hell are you?
693
00:28:53,014 --> 00:28:54,946
-Well, I live here!
-I live here!
694
00:28:55,014 --> 00:28:57,418
-This is my bed.
-This is my bed.
695
00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:58,479
-Really?
-What?
696
00:28:58,881 --> 00:29:01,149
What a coincidence! We both
have a one-eyed teddy bear?
697
00:29:01,218 --> 00:29:02,885
-What? Oh.
-(SHRIEKS)
698
00:29:02,954 --> 00:29:04,188
Why are you naked?
699
00:29:04,257 --> 00:29:06,027
I don't know, I guess I...
I took a shower.
700
00:29:06,096 --> 00:29:08,222
-I'm calling the police.
-Do I look scary? I'm naked.
701
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:09,523
That's exactly what's scary.
702
00:29:09,592 --> 00:29:12,000
-Don't... Don't call the cops.
-9-1-1.
703
00:29:12,068 --> 00:29:14,067
-(LINE RINGS)
-911. What's your emergency?
704
00:29:14,136 --> 00:29:16,432
There is a naked deranged man
in my house.
705
00:29:16,501 --> 00:29:18,033
-Not deranged, actually.
-Does he have a weapon?
706
00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:19,135
Do you have a weapon?
707
00:29:19,204 --> 00:29:20,541
Do I look like
I have a weapon?
708
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:22,542
-(GASPS)
-(GRIFFIN YELPS)
709
00:29:22,611 --> 00:29:24,012
-Ow.
-Karma.
710
00:29:24,081 --> 00:29:25,778
That's what you get
for breaking into my house.
711
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,009
Ma'am, are you in danger?
712
00:29:27,077 --> 00:29:28,311
Oh, I didn't break in.
713
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:30,916
Jesus! I used the spare key
under the flower pot.
714
00:29:30,985 --> 00:29:32,954
Wha...
And how did you know
715
00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:35,183
there's a spare key
under my flower pot?
716
00:29:35,252 --> 00:29:36,417
Because there's a spare key
717
00:29:36,486 --> 00:29:38,059
under every flower pot
in Norwood.
718
00:29:38,127 --> 00:29:39,555
Ha! You're not in Norwood,
you're in Westwood.
719
00:29:39,624 --> 00:29:40,988
Ma'am, can you please
repeat the address?
720
00:29:41,057 --> 00:29:42,693
I am? Jesus.
721
00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:44,631
-Thanks a lot, Gevorg.
-Who?
722
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,100
Who's that? Are you alone?
723
00:29:46,169 --> 00:29:47,296
Is there another intruder
in the house?
724
00:29:47,365 --> 00:29:49,731
Yeah, of course, I'm alone.
I think.
725
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,136
Oh, no. I'm gonna die. This is
just like Basic Instinct.
726
00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:54,770
No, no, no. In Basic Instinct ,
727
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:56,706
she ties the guy to the bed
and kills him with an icepick.
728
00:29:56,775 --> 00:29:59,008
So, if this is Basic Instinct ,
then I should be scared.
729
00:29:59,077 --> 00:30:00,344
Then it's Jagged Edge.
730
00:30:00,713 --> 00:30:02,644
In Jagged Edge , Jeff Bridges
is wearing a ski mask.
731
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,415
-I'm wearing a towel.
-Then it's Rear Window.
732
00:30:04,484 --> 00:30:06,314
In Rear Window ,
Jimmy Stewart is in a cast,
733
00:30:06,383 --> 00:30:07,922
and Raymond Burr
kills his wife
734
00:30:07,991 --> 00:30:09,184
in a completely
different apartment.
735
00:30:09,253 --> 00:30:10,519
It doesn't even make sense.
736
00:30:10,587 --> 00:30:11,958
Ma'am, do you
even watch movies?
737
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,224
I don't always
make it to the end.
738
00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:15,129
I don't know what's going on
here, but I'm harmless.
739
00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:16,891
-Okay? I swear.
-He sounds harmless to me.
740
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,163
Fine.
741
00:30:18,565 --> 00:30:20,731
But if he dismembers me and
makes lamps out of my skin,
742
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,168
it's on you.
743
00:30:22,637 --> 00:30:24,164
Just stay, sit.
744
00:30:24,233 --> 00:30:26,271
Don't bleed on anything.
745
00:30:28,511 --> 00:30:29,707
Oh, my God.
746
00:30:29,776 --> 00:30:31,144
(FAUCET RUNS)
747
00:30:35,884 --> 00:30:37,312
-(SOFTLY) Here.
-Ow!
748
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,416
-That hurts.
-You're welcome.
749
00:30:41,922 --> 00:30:43,787
-(SIGHS)
-Not to be weird,
750
00:30:43,856 --> 00:30:45,724
but have we met?
751
00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:47,624
No, we haven't met.
752
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,062
I... I'm a real-estate agent.
753
00:30:50,131 --> 00:30:53,095
Maybe you've seen my face
on a park bench.
754
00:30:53,163 --> 00:30:55,069
Mm... No, that wasn't it.
755
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,040
Oh, my God! Last night
at Bennigan's parking lot.
756
00:30:59,742 --> 00:31:01,038
Okay, are you stalking me?
757
00:31:01,107 --> 00:31:02,808
No, oh, my God, no. I swear.
758
00:31:02,877 --> 00:31:04,008
I don't know why I'm here.
759
00:31:04,077 --> 00:31:05,811
But I live at 15 Maple Drive.
760
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,879
This is 15 Maple Drive.
761
00:31:08,281 --> 00:31:11,419
What?
No, that's... that's crazy.
762
00:31:11,488 --> 00:31:12,548
(DOORBELL DINGS)
763
00:31:12,616 --> 00:31:13,954
-Oh, no, who's that?
-How should I know?
764
00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:16,222
Apparently,
this is your house.
765
00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:18,693
Kip?
766
00:31:18,762 --> 00:31:19,957
-What do you want?
-My tux.
767
00:31:20,026 --> 00:31:21,192
I texted you I was coming.
768
00:31:21,261 --> 00:31:23,228
I didn't get it.
I... I blocked you.
769
00:31:23,297 --> 00:31:25,428
-A bit soon, don't you think?
-Goodbye.
770
00:31:25,497 --> 00:31:27,796
Just let me get my tux.
And I'll be gone.
771
00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:30,336
The tux you were supposed to
wear to my sister's wedding?
772
00:31:30,404 --> 00:31:32,335
Yeah, it's a really nice tux.
And I have a...
773
00:31:32,404 --> 00:31:34,035
-(MARGOT GASPS)
-GRIFFIN: Fuck.
774
00:31:34,104 --> 00:31:35,708
(GRIFFIN GROANS)
775
00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:37,808
-Um... Uh...
-(KIP SCOFFS)
776
00:31:37,877 --> 00:31:39,209
Hi. This...
777
00:31:39,278 --> 00:31:40,808
-I...
-Who the hell is this?
778
00:31:40,877 --> 00:31:42,747
-I don't know. Who are you?
-I'm her boyfriend.
779
00:31:42,816 --> 00:31:44,018
Ex-boyfriend.
780
00:31:44,087 --> 00:31:46,319
We broke up
less than 24 hours ago.
781
00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:48,924
And there's already some
naked guy in your apartment?
782
00:31:48,993 --> 00:31:50,757
-I mean, how...
-We didn't break up.
783
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,359
You broke up with me.
784
00:31:52,428 --> 00:31:54,623
Wait, you broke up with her
right before New Year's Eve?
785
00:31:55,224 --> 00:31:56,257
What a dick!
786
00:31:56,325 --> 00:31:57,526
I know, right? Thank you.
787
00:31:57,595 --> 00:31:59,901
The naked dude
is calling me a dick.
788
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,233
What? Do you have
a problem with that?
789
00:32:01,302 --> 00:32:03,603
Trust me,
you should hope that I don't.
790
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:04,565
Okay, no, no, no.
791
00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:08,043
You will not
threaten my guest.
792
00:32:08,810 --> 00:32:09,874
What is going on here?
793
00:32:10,210 --> 00:32:12,645
Are you drunk?
Is this all you?
794
00:32:12,714 --> 00:32:13,707
So, what if I am?
795
00:32:14,109 --> 00:32:16,344
You've drunken some rosé and
you've picked up some loser.
796
00:32:16,413 --> 00:32:18,044
Actually, I'm a lawyer, so...
797
00:32:18,113 --> 00:32:19,352
You are?
798
00:32:19,554 --> 00:32:20,549
Ha.
799
00:32:20,818 --> 00:32:22,388
You don't even know what
naked guy does for a living.
800
00:32:22,456 --> 00:32:23,988
He could be a serial killer,
he could be crazy.
801
00:32:24,056 --> 00:32:25,357
I'm not naked anymore.
802
00:32:25,426 --> 00:32:27,155
Yeah, he can be naked
if he wants to be naked.
803
00:32:27,224 --> 00:32:28,425
In fact, we can be naked
804
00:32:28,494 --> 00:32:29,724
all over the place
if we want to be.
805
00:32:30,326 --> 00:32:31,561
What does that mean?
806
00:32:31,964 --> 00:32:33,398
It means...
807
00:32:34,864 --> 00:32:36,935
do you want to go to a wedding
with me tonight?
808
00:32:37,004 --> 00:32:39,173
GRIFFIN: Wh... Mm... Uh...
809
00:32:39,808 --> 00:32:41,769
(GRIFFIN MUMBLING)
810
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:43,639
(SCOFFS)
811
00:32:44,108 --> 00:32:45,410
(GRIFFIN SIGHS)
812
00:32:50,151 --> 00:32:52,351
All right, okay,
I've seen enough.
813
00:32:57,957 --> 00:32:59,419
Goodbye, Kip.
814
00:32:59,488 --> 00:33:00,520
-Seriously?
-I mean,
815
00:33:00,589 --> 00:33:02,064
it felt pretty serious to me.
816
00:33:02,132 --> 00:33:04,862
Okay, no, I get it now.
This is a test.
817
00:33:04,931 --> 00:33:06,331
(INHALES SHARPLY)
818
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,169
Fortunately, for you,
I went through
819
00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:12,036
a grueling heart chakra
healing this morning
820
00:33:12,105 --> 00:33:14,401
with my guru over Zoom.
821
00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,307
So, I am not about to lose
822
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,338
the progress that I made
over this.
823
00:33:18,407 --> 00:33:19,614
-Okay.
-Okay.
824
00:33:19,683 --> 00:33:21,677
But, if I see you again,
825
00:33:23,053 --> 00:33:25,114
Sadeep is not going
to be happy.
826
00:33:25,183 --> 00:33:26,616
Okay, okay, enough.
827
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:29,491
Goodbye.
828
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,451
Oh, my God.
829
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,721
-I am so sorry.
-Oh, no.
830
00:33:32,789 --> 00:33:35,058
I don't know
what came over me, I was...
831
00:33:35,127 --> 00:33:36,461
It's totally fine.
832
00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:38,459
But, you know,
I should get going. (CHUCKLES)
833
00:33:38,528 --> 00:33:40,327
Um... Yeah, I was... I just...
834
00:33:40,396 --> 00:33:42,599
About the wedding...
835
00:33:43,234 --> 00:33:44,331
Oh, that was real?
836
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,172
You probably have plans.
837
00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:48,370
I mean, yeah,
you could say that.
838
00:33:48,439 --> 00:33:50,277
Yeah, and I mean, who would...
839
00:33:50,346 --> 00:33:52,207
who would go to a wedding
with a total stranger
840
00:33:52,276 --> 00:33:53,546
on New Year's Eve?
841
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:54,647
(MOUTHS)
842
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:59,380
Um... Well, this has, uh,
been interesting.
843
00:34:00,183 --> 00:34:03,824
You see, my sister is getting
married in about two hours.
844
00:34:03,893 --> 00:34:05,526
And I'm the maid of honor.
845
00:34:05,595 --> 00:34:07,889
And that guy who just left was
supposed to be my plus one.
846
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,627
And everyone was like,
"Don't get your hopes up."
847
00:34:09,696 --> 00:34:11,392
But, what did I do?
I went and got my hopes up,
848
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,032
and it's $40 a plate.
849
00:34:14,101 --> 00:34:15,333
And if I show up alone,
850
00:34:15,402 --> 00:34:16,964
I'll have to sit
next to an empty chair
851
00:34:17,033 --> 00:34:19,700
surrounded by happy couples
and judgy relatives,
852
00:34:19,769 --> 00:34:21,370
and I'll be
the last girl standing
853
00:34:21,439 --> 00:34:22,871
when the band starts to play.
854
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,641
And the first girl shoved out
onto the dance floor
855
00:34:24,709 --> 00:34:27,381
to catch that stupid
overpriced bouquet.
856
00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:32,515
And I mean, I would rather die
a slow and painful death
857
00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:34,584
than participate
in that humiliating
858
00:34:34,653 --> 00:34:36,355
sexist
Hunger Games tradition...
859
00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:38,758
You know? I just...
Aah! (CHUCKLES)
860
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,026
GRIFFIN: Ah...
861
00:34:40,095 --> 00:34:42,761
Look, I, um... I really can't.
862
00:34:43,197 --> 00:34:44,595
I really... I really can't.
863
00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:47,098
No, of course.
864
00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:48,395
I mean, I sound psycho.
865
00:34:48,464 --> 00:34:50,238
No, no, not at all.
866
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,207
Um...
867
00:34:54,339 --> 00:34:55,608
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
868
00:34:56,378 --> 00:34:58,772
MARGOT: Oh, yeah.
It's my favorite movie.
869
00:34:58,841 --> 00:35:00,776
My cat's name is Cat.
(CHUCKLES)
870
00:35:01,552 --> 00:35:02,410
Mine too.
871
00:35:02,478 --> 00:35:03,678
You have a cat named Cat?
872
00:35:03,747 --> 00:35:05,617
No, uh,
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
873
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,820
I have a Breakfast
at Tiffany's poster
874
00:35:07,889 --> 00:35:08,918
in my kitchen.
875
00:35:09,287 --> 00:35:10,819
My cat is named Ted.
876
00:35:12,354 --> 00:35:13,690
(CHUCKLES)
877
00:35:16,025 --> 00:35:19,799
Well, anyway, um, thanks
for not calling the cops.
878
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:20,894
Yeah, thanks
879
00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:22,429
-for not murdering me.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
880
00:35:22,498 --> 00:35:25,537
Okay, well, goodbye.
881
00:35:28,811 --> 00:35:29,770
(DOOR SHUTS)
882
00:35:29,839 --> 00:35:32,176
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(WHIMPERS)
883
00:35:32,244 --> 00:35:34,678
(SCREAMS THROUGH CUSHION)
884
00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:37,351
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
885
00:35:38,283 --> 00:35:39,613
-Yes?
-Hey.
886
00:35:39,682 --> 00:35:41,883
Uh, I just, I forgot my bag.
887
00:35:42,752 --> 00:35:44,188
-Oh. Oh.
-It's right over there.
888
00:35:44,257 --> 00:35:45,688
-Sure.
-Thank you.
889
00:35:45,757 --> 00:35:48,727
Thank you
and I'm sorry about all this.
890
00:35:48,796 --> 00:35:50,398
But, um,
891
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,392
yeah. Goodbye, again.
892
00:35:52,461 --> 00:35:53,996
Yeah. Goodbye.
893
00:35:54,065 --> 00:35:55,303
Forever.
894
00:36:01,437 --> 00:36:03,311
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
895
00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:08,016
Okay, I just,
I'd have to leave by 8:00.
896
00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:10,945
(GASPS) Yes! Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
897
00:36:11,014 --> 00:36:12,780
-Thank you, thank you.
-It's okay. All right.
898
00:36:12,849 --> 00:36:14,588
-Thank you, thank you.
-Yes, yes.
899
00:36:15,558 --> 00:36:17,320
How are you gonna explain
bringing me to this wedding?
900
00:36:17,389 --> 00:36:18,956
I'm not. You'll be Kip.
901
00:36:19,025 --> 00:36:21,427
Wait, you want me to pretend
to be the dick who just left?
902
00:36:21,496 --> 00:36:24,059
Please.
It'll just be so much easier.
903
00:36:24,127 --> 00:36:26,497
And you could leave as soon
as the ceremony's done.
904
00:36:26,565 --> 00:36:28,028
Please,
you'll be saving my life.
905
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:31,037
(SIGHS) Does Kip have a job?
906
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,536
Of course, you have a job.
907
00:36:32,604 --> 00:36:34,472
I wouldn't date
a complete loser.
908
00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:35,602
You're a commercial
contractor.
909
00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,038
You own your own company.
910
00:36:37,106 --> 00:36:38,577
Okay, well, I don't
really know anything about
911
00:36:38,645 --> 00:36:41,078
being a contractor
because I'm a lawyer.
912
00:36:41,147 --> 00:36:42,582
Oh, perfect.
913
00:36:42,651 --> 00:36:44,944
Don't you guys basically lie
for a living? (SPITS)
914
00:36:45,013 --> 00:36:47,047
-(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
-Here, you can use mine.
915
00:36:50,887 --> 00:36:53,190
GRIFFIN: This is a 42 long.
I'm a 40.
916
00:36:53,259 --> 00:36:54,460
MARGOT: It's Armani.
917
00:36:54,529 --> 00:36:55,928
Just keep your hands
in the pockets.
918
00:36:56,598 --> 00:36:59,266
(SIGHS) Wait,
so if no one's met him yet,
919
00:36:59,335 --> 00:37:00,929
then why can't
I just be a lawyer?
920
00:37:00,997 --> 00:37:02,596
Because they already know
he's a contractor.
921
00:37:02,664 --> 00:37:03,831
Oh, and a black belt.
922
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,472
-He's a black belt?
-Yeah, but relax.
923
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,600
It's not like
you're getting into a fight
924
00:37:06,669 --> 00:37:07,902
at my sister's wedding.
925
00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:10,107
So, how long
have you guys been dating?
926
00:37:10,509 --> 00:37:13,777
Had been. Almost three months.
927
00:37:14,511 --> 00:37:15,943
Wait, three months
928
00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:17,479
and not a single person
in your life
929
00:37:17,548 --> 00:37:18,547
has met your boyfriend?
930
00:37:18,616 --> 00:37:20,355
He was busy. People are busy.
931
00:37:20,424 --> 00:37:22,324
Can we dispense
with the Twenty Questions?
932
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:24,789
I need a zip.
933
00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:26,694
GRIFFIN: Oh, yeah.
934
00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:27,824
Okay.
935
00:37:33,364 --> 00:37:34,636
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
936
00:37:34,805 --> 00:37:36,371
(BOTH SIGH)
937
00:37:38,272 --> 00:37:39,640
I'm Margot, by the way.
938
00:37:39,709 --> 00:37:40,907
Griffin.
939
00:37:41,443 --> 00:37:43,576
Griffin?
Wait, your name is Griffin?
940
00:37:43,645 --> 00:37:45,673
Yes, like the mythical
creature. (CHUCKLES)
941
00:37:45,742 --> 00:37:48,108
Part lion, part bird. I know.
942
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:50,451
(MARGOT CHUCKLES)
943
00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:52,354
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
944
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:55,654
-(CHIMING CONTINUES)
-MARGOT: Uh...
945
00:37:57,955 --> 00:37:59,887
-We gotta go, gotta go.
-Yes, yes, yes.
946
00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:02,925
GRIFFIN: Okay. Oh.
MARGOT: Okay.
947
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:06,226
Wait. Hold on. I feel like
I'm forgetting something.
948
00:38:06,294 --> 00:38:08,034
Yeah, you're forgetting
this isn't your house.
949
00:38:08,103 --> 00:38:09,470
-Come on!
-Okay.
950
00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:13,441
-(ENGINE CRANKING)
-Oh, come on.
951
00:38:13,509 --> 00:38:15,839
Come on, come on, come on,
baby, come on.
952
00:38:15,907 --> 00:38:17,370
-Come on, come on, come on.
-(ENGINE STARTS)
953
00:38:17,439 --> 00:38:18,606
Yes!
954
00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:20,006
Uh, wait, should I drive?
955
00:38:20,075 --> 00:38:22,684
You know, that is
such a man thing to say.
956
00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:24,882
Like I'm incapable of starting
the car because I'm a woman
957
00:38:24,951 --> 00:38:27,150
and it happens to be
sub-zero temperatures outside?
958
00:38:27,219 --> 00:38:28,355
Good one.
959
00:38:28,757 --> 00:38:31,025
Or, perhaps because a DUI
will literally ruin your life.
960
00:38:31,093 --> 00:38:32,823
And I at least had a nap.
961
00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:34,895
Oh.
962
00:38:35,464 --> 00:38:37,328
Well, that's actually
very sweet.
963
00:38:37,397 --> 00:38:38,697
-Switch?
-Yeah, please.
964
00:38:38,999 --> 00:38:40,627
No! Well, hold on. I'm gonna
go around. I'm going around.
965
00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:41,997
Around, around.
966
00:38:42,499 --> 00:38:44,835
Jeez! (GRUNTS)
967
00:38:46,371 --> 00:38:47,572
We need caffeine.
968
00:38:47,641 --> 00:38:48,971
Wait, are you sure
we have time?
969
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,538
Yeah, there's always time
for coffee, let's go.
970
00:38:50,607 --> 00:38:51,875
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYS)
971
00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:53,808
GRIFFIN: All right, do you
want to tell me what happened
972
00:38:53,877 --> 00:38:55,649
with, uh,
Mr. Armani back there?
973
00:38:55,718 --> 00:38:58,012
MARGOT: It's a long story.
Not that interesting.
974
00:38:58,081 --> 00:38:59,653
Well, you know,
if it's any consolation,
975
00:38:59,721 --> 00:39:02,622
I'm pretty sure you dodged
a bullet back there.
976
00:39:03,322 --> 00:39:04,757
What about you?
977
00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:08,091
Did you dodge a bullet with
Miss Ginger Spice America?
978
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,192
(SCOFFS)
979
00:39:09,528 --> 00:39:10,997
Her name is Clementine.
980
00:39:11,066 --> 00:39:12,764
Clementine?
981
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:15,796
Wow. It's not a name,
it's a tricky fruit.
982
00:39:15,865 --> 00:39:17,535
Tricky fruit? What is that?
983
00:39:17,937 --> 00:39:20,371
Tricky. Fake, looks all sweet
on the outside,
984
00:39:20,439 --> 00:39:22,640
all bright and orange.
985
00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:25,843
Then you peel it,
it's this dry sour pith.
986
00:39:29,352 --> 00:39:31,413
No. My...
My Clementine is great.
987
00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:33,719
Hmm. Great.
988
00:39:35,117 --> 00:39:38,126
-(SIGHS)
-I thought you guys broke up.
989
00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:41,323
What? No, why...
why would you say that?
990
00:39:41,392 --> 00:39:42,830
Oh, um...
991
00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:45,629
(CHUCKLES)
'Cause she, you know,
992
00:39:45,698 --> 00:39:48,434
fled Bennigan's,
stole my Uber.
993
00:39:48,503 --> 00:39:50,131
Plus, you're on a date
with me.
994
00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:52,705
We're not on a date.
I mean, this is a favor.
995
00:39:55,110 --> 00:39:56,341
Yeah, I mean,
996
00:39:56,844 --> 00:39:59,844
you know, you're on a favor
with me. So...
997
00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:01,578
Mm...
998
00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:05,351
You know, I get it, it's fine.
You don't even know me.
999
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,819
Let's just get this over with.
1000
00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:10,019
Oh, it's left here.
1001
00:40:10,087 --> 00:40:12,355
-Here. Here, here, here!
-Left where? Here? Jeez!
1002
00:40:12,424 --> 00:40:14,188
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1003
00:40:15,328 --> 00:40:17,063
(BOTH PANTING)
1004
00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:18,891
Are you trying to kill us?
1005
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,867
A little notice next time.
1006
00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,504
(GRIFFIN GRUNTS)
1007
00:40:23,534 --> 00:40:24,871
(GRIFFIN SIGHS)
1008
00:40:25,741 --> 00:40:28,042
Why does it look like
the lights are out?
1009
00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:30,409
-The sign says closed.
-No, no, no, no,
1010
00:40:30,478 --> 00:40:32,072
this cannot be happening! No!
1011
00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:33,579
I can't believe
they closed early.
1012
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,075
I mean, how could
they do this to me?
1013
00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:37,113
Well, you wanted
to stop for coffee, so...
1014
00:40:37,182 --> 00:40:39,314
I'm bringing a stranger
to my sister's wedding.
1015
00:40:39,382 --> 00:40:42,051
Do I look like I make
good decisions under pressure?
1016
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,285
Let's break in.
1017
00:40:45,054 --> 00:40:46,461
-Wait, what now?
-I cannot show up
1018
00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:47,826
without the veil.
I will be disowned
1019
00:40:47,895 --> 00:40:48,894
-after they kill me!
-Where are you going?
1020
00:40:50,064 --> 00:40:52,326
MARGOT: Oh! I can climb
on this and go in that window.
1021
00:40:52,395 --> 00:40:54,933
Oh, my, God, are you crazy?
Burglary is a felony.
1022
00:40:55,002 --> 00:40:56,963
What do you suggest? I don't
think there's a spare key
1023
00:40:57,032 --> 00:40:58,331
hiding under the flower pot.
1024
00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:01,070
Plus, it's not stealing if
it's your own property. So...
1025
00:41:01,139 --> 00:41:02,776
Um, actually, it's called
breaking and entering.
1026
00:41:02,845 --> 00:41:04,411
And you can get up to
three months in county jail.
1027
00:41:04,646 --> 00:41:07,345
-Oh. Well, that's doable.
-Oh, my God.
1028
00:41:07,413 --> 00:41:08,413
(MARGOT GRUNTS)
1029
00:41:08,482 --> 00:41:10,046
Come on, it's just a veil.
1030
00:41:10,814 --> 00:41:12,418
-MARGOT: Hmm?
-Well...
1031
00:41:12,487 --> 00:41:14,086
Sorry, what? "Just a veil"?
1032
00:41:14,155 --> 00:41:16,754
Well, yeah. I mean, it's just
like a piece of fabric, right?
1033
00:41:16,823 --> 00:41:18,186
So, can't she just,
I don't know,
1034
00:41:18,254 --> 00:41:20,320
find something else?
Like a towel or a sheet?
1035
00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:23,189
(LAUGHS) Okay. You want
my sister to get married
1036
00:41:23,258 --> 00:41:25,061
with a sheet
wrapped around her head?
1037
00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:26,799
A pretty sheet?
1038
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,668
Okay, just move.
1039
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,736
Okay, there's nothing
you can say
1040
00:41:31,805 --> 00:41:33,002
that's gonna
talk me out of this.
1041
00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:34,704
No, I'm saying you're not
tall enough to get up there.
1042
00:41:34,773 --> 00:41:36,908
So, just move. Let me do it.
1043
00:41:37,409 --> 00:41:39,614
Oh. Okay.
1044
00:41:40,346 --> 00:41:41,880
Thank you.
1045
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,984
Hmm, all right. This is...
1046
00:41:48,618 --> 00:41:50,053
(GRUNTING)
1047
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:52,824
MARGOT: Okay. All right, here.
1048
00:41:52,893 --> 00:41:53,887
-Let me, let me help you.
-GRIFFIN: No.
1049
00:41:53,956 --> 00:41:56,225
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
1050
00:41:56,294 --> 00:41:59,567
-Oh! Sorry, okay. Okay. Okay.
-GRIFFIN: Yes. Yeah.
1051
00:41:59,636 --> 00:42:03,402
Here we go, okay, okay.
Okay. Here we go.
1052
00:42:03,471 --> 00:42:05,069
-Almost. Yeah.
-Go. Go.
1053
00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:08,407
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, that's my head.
1054
00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:10,573
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(GLASS BREAKING)
1055
00:42:10,641 --> 00:42:12,678
-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.
1056
00:42:12,746 --> 00:42:14,315
-(CRASHING)
-MARGOT: Oh! Shit!
1057
00:42:14,384 --> 00:42:15,616
-(GRIFFIN GROANS)
-Okay,
1058
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:16,981
-uh, what do I do?
-(CAR ALARM WAILING)
1059
00:42:17,050 --> 00:42:19,085
-What do I do?
-Just meet me around front.
1060
00:42:19,154 --> 00:42:20,012
Okay.
1061
00:42:20,081 --> 00:42:22,322
GRIFFIN: Wait, wait, wait.
1062
00:42:22,391 --> 00:42:23,752
What's your sister's name?
1063
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:26,260
Carrie. Carrie Hayes.
1064
00:42:26,329 --> 00:42:28,960
-Yeah. Oh, shit!
-Shit.
1065
00:42:31,261 --> 00:42:33,459
-I have the veil! Ha-ha! Yeah.
-My hero!
1066
00:42:33,528 --> 00:42:35,631
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1067
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:38,067
(GASPS) Oh, perfect.
1068
00:42:38,136 --> 00:42:39,768
-All right, let's go.
-Let's do it.
1069
00:42:39,836 --> 00:42:41,102
Oh, wait, one second.
1070
00:42:41,171 --> 00:42:42,577
MARGOT: Wait,
what are you doing?
1071
00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:43,842
GRIFFIN: I have
to leave some money
1072
00:42:43,911 --> 00:42:45,942
because I, uh,
broke a display case.
1073
00:42:46,011 --> 00:42:48,377
I'm a fugitive
with Mother Teresa.
1074
00:42:48,546 --> 00:42:49,816
Okay.
1075
00:42:50,649 --> 00:42:52,720
All righty. Do it.
1076
00:42:54,718 --> 00:42:56,889
(ENGINE CRANKING)
1077
00:42:58,054 --> 00:43:00,791
No. No, no, no, no, no. No!
1078
00:43:00,859 --> 00:43:02,323
Don't panic, no.
It's just cold.
1079
00:43:02,992 --> 00:43:04,899
(ENGINE SPUTTERS, DIES)
1080
00:43:05,368 --> 00:43:06,634
-And dead.
-Try again.
1081
00:43:06,703 --> 00:43:08,698
-Try again, try again.
-Come on, baby.
1082
00:43:08,767 --> 00:43:10,936
-(ENGINE CRANKS)
-(SIGHS)
1083
00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:13,334
(WHIMPERS) No!
1084
00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:17,476
(SCREAMING AND WHIMPERING)
1085
00:43:17,544 --> 00:43:19,946
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1086
00:43:20,448 --> 00:43:21,848
MARGOT: Come on, Uber!
1087
00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:24,246
Well, someone has to
come by eventually.
1088
00:43:24,682 --> 00:43:25,813
(MARGOT SIGHS)
1089
00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:29,620
Carrie was right.
I am gonna ruin her wedding.
1090
00:43:29,688 --> 00:43:30,989
Well, I mean, listen,
1091
00:43:31,058 --> 00:43:32,018
if two people are destined
to be together,
1092
00:43:32,086 --> 00:43:33,761
then nothing can ruin it.
1093
00:43:34,462 --> 00:43:35,629
You don't know my sister.
1094
00:43:35,698 --> 00:43:36,993
She would call
the whole thing off
1095
00:43:37,062 --> 00:43:38,629
just so she could
hold it over my head
1096
00:43:38,698 --> 00:43:39,898
for the rest of our lives.
1097
00:43:39,967 --> 00:43:41,703
I'd say you guys
don't really get along.
1098
00:43:42,468 --> 00:43:43,568
No, we do.
1099
00:43:43,636 --> 00:43:45,036
We're just different.
1100
00:43:45,105 --> 00:43:47,439
Her life is perfectly planned
and executed
1101
00:43:47,508 --> 00:43:48,741
down to the last detail,
1102
00:43:48,809 --> 00:43:52,710
and I ate expired yogurt
for lunch.
1103
00:43:52,779 --> 00:43:54,749
Wait, that yogurt was expired?
1104
00:43:55,349 --> 00:43:56,382
Jesus!
1105
00:43:56,451 --> 00:43:57,984
Ever since we were kids,
1106
00:43:58,053 --> 00:44:00,080
Carrie made me feel like
I could never live up to her.
1107
00:44:00,149 --> 00:44:01,548
So, I didn't bother trying.
1108
00:44:01,617 --> 00:44:04,484
-Okay. So, it's her fault.
-I'm not saying that.
1109
00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:07,260
Okay, maybe I am saying that.
1110
00:44:07,829 --> 00:44:09,126
I bet you don't know
what it's like
1111
00:44:09,195 --> 00:44:11,566
to be a constant
disappointment to your family.
1112
00:44:11,634 --> 00:44:13,965
No, but I am
like an only child
1113
00:44:14,034 --> 00:44:15,998
to the world's happiest,
happy couple ever.
1114
00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:18,037
Wow, does
Social Services know?
1115
00:44:18,105 --> 00:44:19,838
-Okay. No, I'm serious though.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1116
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:21,403
It's like the bar
is already so high.
1117
00:44:21,471 --> 00:44:23,678
And then, I'm like
their sole purpose in life.
1118
00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:24,971
So, I'm just excited
to get married,
1119
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,440
so they'll finally have,
1120
00:44:26,509 --> 00:44:28,178
you know, someone else
to focus on for once.
1121
00:44:28,246 --> 00:44:30,244
Oh, are you getting married
soon? (CHUCKLES)
1122
00:44:30,313 --> 00:44:32,011
Well, I mean,
not tomorrow but...
1123
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,814
CARRIAGE DRIVER: Go! Go!
1124
00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:35,316
Hey! Wait!
1125
00:44:35,385 --> 00:44:37,825
-GRIFFIN: Margot, wait!
-Whoa! Shit.
1126
00:44:39,662 --> 00:44:41,892
MARGOT: Excuse me!
GRIFFIN: Margot!
1127
00:44:41,961 --> 00:44:44,190
-Excuse me! Excuse me!
-Go!
1128
00:44:44,259 --> 00:44:46,897
-Go! Go!
-Hello! Excuse me!
1129
00:44:46,966 --> 00:44:47,964
-Margot, wait!
-MARGOT: Wait!
1130
00:44:48,032 --> 00:44:49,537
MAN: Driver?
MARGOT: Hold on.
1131
00:44:49,606 --> 00:44:51,069
MAN: Driver!
MARGOT: Wait.
1132
00:44:51,604 --> 00:44:52,671
Whoa. Whoa.
1133
00:44:53,374 --> 00:44:57,670
(BREATHLESSLY) Hi! Thank you.
Thank you, our car broke down.
1134
00:44:57,739 --> 00:45:00,879
My sister's getting married
tonight and I am so late.
1135
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,277
GRIFFIN: Okay.
I have got the boot,
1136
00:45:02,346 --> 00:45:03,781
-Cinderella.
-WOMAN: Ooh, your shoe!
1137
00:45:03,850 --> 00:45:05,149
MARGOT: Oh! My... My prince.
1138
00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:07,186
-GRIFFIN: Yeah, yeah, just...
-He's harmless, he's with me.
1139
00:45:07,254 --> 00:45:08,381
-Oh, oh. Thank you, okay...
-Put your foot in here.
1140
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:09,820
-...I got it.
-Well, come on up!
1141
00:45:09,889 --> 00:45:11,021
-GRIFFIN: Really?
-Yes.
1142
00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:12,287
GRIFFIN: Cool.
MARGOT: Thank you.
1143
00:45:12,356 --> 00:45:13,894
GRIFFIN: Hotel's like
three miles away,
1144
00:45:13,963 --> 00:45:14,990
so, you know, we were
actually just gonna walk.
1145
00:45:15,059 --> 00:45:16,458
But this is probably better.
1146
00:45:16,527 --> 00:45:18,394
MARGOT: Ooh, you're saving
our lives. Seriously.
1147
00:45:18,896 --> 00:45:20,527
(MARGOT SIGHS HEAVILY)
1148
00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:23,998
So, what brings
you both out tonight?
1149
00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:25,500
It's our anniversary.
1150
00:45:25,569 --> 00:45:27,772
Always take my bride to dinner
on New Year's Eve.
1151
00:45:27,841 --> 00:45:28,837
-(GIGGLES)
-MARGOT: Aw!
1152
00:45:28,906 --> 00:45:29,970
Happy anniversary!
1153
00:45:30,039 --> 00:45:31,472
Fifty-eight years.
1154
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,474
And he is still the most
romantic man I ever met.
1155
00:45:34,543 --> 00:45:38,585
Fifty-eight years?
That's incredible!
1156
00:45:38,654 --> 00:45:40,048
So is your coat, by the way.
1157
00:45:40,117 --> 00:45:42,055
Ooh, this is my lucky coat.
1158
00:45:42,124 --> 00:45:44,888
I met the man of my dreams
because of this coat.
1159
00:45:44,957 --> 00:45:46,122
GRIFFIN: Because of the coat?
1160
00:45:46,191 --> 00:45:47,692
Sounds like
there's a story there.
1161
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,596
Go on, dear. You tell it.
1162
00:45:49,665 --> 00:45:50,931
Oh, they don't want to hear
1163
00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:52,766
how a couple old coots met
50 years ago.
1164
00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:53,965
-Yes, we do!
-What? Yeah, we do.
1165
00:45:54,201 --> 00:45:56,002
-We definitely want to hear.
-GRIFFIN: Please.
1166
00:45:56,569 --> 00:45:57,772
Well,
1167
00:45:57,841 --> 00:46:00,269
it was a drizzly,
gray October morning.
1168
00:46:00,338 --> 00:46:02,105
I was taking the ferry
over to Manhattan
1169
00:46:02,174 --> 00:46:04,140
to meet my buddy, Hank,
for lunch.
1170
00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:06,074
So, the ferry pulls
into the port
1171
00:46:06,143 --> 00:46:09,275
and I see this beautiful girl
1172
00:46:09,344 --> 00:46:11,852
wearing a carnation pink coat.
1173
00:46:11,921 --> 00:46:14,282
-(GIGGLES)
-I was love-struck, frozen.
1174
00:46:14,351 --> 00:46:16,022
When I finally
got my legs to move,
1175
00:46:16,091 --> 00:46:17,890
I chased after her
but lost her in the crowd.
1176
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,256
-Wait, you lost her?
-You lost her?
1177
00:46:19,325 --> 00:46:22,159
I was crushed. I figured
I'd go see a matinee.
1178
00:46:22,228 --> 00:46:24,663
So, I walked over
to the Astor on Broadway.
1179
00:46:24,731 --> 00:46:25,932
And would you believe it?
1180
00:46:26,001 --> 00:46:27,902
Who walks in
and sits one seat over?
1181
00:46:27,970 --> 00:46:30,568
But the girl
in the carnation pink coat.
1182
00:46:30,637 --> 00:46:31,637
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1183
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:32,736
-Come on!
-No way!
1184
00:46:32,805 --> 00:46:34,139
So, the movie ends
1185
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,636
and I follow her into
the lobby and ask her,
1186
00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:38,712
would she like to go
have a piece of pie with me?
1187
00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:40,139
-She said, "No."
-BOTH: "No"?
1188
00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,514
WOMAN: I had plans.
1189
00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:42,945
To meet my cousin.
1190
00:46:43,013 --> 00:46:44,281
MAN: So, I asked her,
1191
00:46:44,349 --> 00:46:45,784
"Would you please
give me your phone number?
1192
00:46:45,853 --> 00:46:47,284
"And I'll call you tomorrow."
1193
00:46:47,353 --> 00:46:51,254
Again, she said, "No."
Turned and walked out.
1194
00:46:51,323 --> 00:46:53,486
-GRIFFIN: Oh, no.
-You just walked away?
1195
00:46:53,554 --> 00:46:56,192
Give a strange man
my phone number?
1196
00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:58,127
My mother would've
had my hide.
1197
00:46:58,195 --> 00:46:59,999
So, I go to meet
my buddy, Hank,
1198
00:47:00,068 --> 00:47:02,937
over at Stardust Diner
on 52nd Street.
1199
00:47:05,173 --> 00:47:07,535
I walked in,
and would you believe it?
1200
00:47:07,603 --> 00:47:09,372
Draped over the back
of the booth
1201
00:47:09,441 --> 00:47:12,379
-was a carnation pink coat.
-(WOMAN GIGGLES)
1202
00:47:12,748 --> 00:47:15,081
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1203
00:47:26,092 --> 00:47:28,624
-That was that.
-BOTH: Mm.
1204
00:47:29,294 --> 00:47:30,589
MAN: Two months later,
we eloped.
1205
00:47:30,658 --> 00:47:32,995
And that was
58 years ago tonight.
1206
00:47:33,063 --> 00:47:35,497
Simply, a matter of fate.
1207
00:47:37,069 --> 00:47:40,373
Wow! That's a beautiful story.
1208
00:47:41,176 --> 00:47:43,639
Nothing like that
would ever happen on Tinder.
1209
00:47:44,309 --> 00:47:47,014
I mean,
not that I'm on Tinder.
1210
00:47:47,816 --> 00:47:49,245
Our son is gonna pick us up.
1211
00:47:49,314 --> 00:47:50,444
Why don't you folks
keep the carriage
1212
00:47:50,513 --> 00:47:51,819
-for the rest of the night?
-Oh.
1213
00:47:51,887 --> 00:47:52,982
-Really?
-GRIFFIN: Are you serious?
1214
00:47:53,050 --> 00:47:54,417
That would be amazing.
1215
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,117
DRIVER: Whoa.
1216
00:47:57,186 --> 00:47:59,290
Here we are, folks.
1217
00:48:00,091 --> 00:48:01,123
MARGOT: Happy anniversary.
1218
00:48:01,192 --> 00:48:03,024
Go on, dear. You take this.
1219
00:48:03,093 --> 00:48:04,593
Oh, no, no, no. I can't.
1220
00:48:04,662 --> 00:48:07,667
A pretty girl like you
can't be going to a wedding
1221
00:48:07,735 --> 00:48:09,636
in such an ugly coat.
1222
00:48:09,704 --> 00:48:11,237
(GASPS QUIETLY) Uh...
1223
00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:14,308
Well, it's your lucky coat.
I wouldn't feel right.
1224
00:48:14,377 --> 00:48:17,940
Dear, when the universe hands
you a gift, you don't say no.
1225
00:48:18,376 --> 00:48:21,741
Well, okay.
Only if you take mine.
1226
00:48:22,881 --> 00:48:24,016
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
1227
00:48:24,085 --> 00:48:25,646
-Look at that!
-WOMAN: Thank you.
1228
00:48:26,753 --> 00:48:27,988
GRIFFIN: Well.
1229
00:48:28,190 --> 00:48:29,419
-Lovely meeting you.
-(WHISPERS) He's a keeper.
1230
00:48:34,463 --> 00:48:35,390
Oh, um...
1231
00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:36,923
-What was the movie?
-Sorry, son?
1232
00:48:36,991 --> 00:48:40,028
The matinee at the Astor.
You know, the day you two met.
1233
00:48:40,097 --> 00:48:42,731
Ah! Audrey Hepburn.
1234
00:48:42,799 --> 00:48:44,901
- Breakfast at Tiffany's.
- Breakfast at Tiffany's.
1235
00:48:44,970 --> 00:48:46,238
MAN: Still our favorite.
1236
00:48:48,806 --> 00:48:49,872
Wow.
1237
00:48:50,475 --> 00:48:51,604
Will you take this
and just make sure
1238
00:48:51,673 --> 00:48:53,443
you pay
for that couple's meal.
1239
00:48:53,511 --> 00:48:55,076
I'll just come by
in the morning to grab it.
1240
00:48:55,145 --> 00:48:56,276
Thank you so much.
1241
00:48:56,344 --> 00:48:57,644
What did you just do?
1242
00:48:57,713 --> 00:48:59,515
Oh, I just gave him
my credit card.
1243
00:48:59,584 --> 00:49:01,115
I thought we should
treat them to dinner.
1244
00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:03,916
You just gave a stranger
your credit card?
1245
00:49:03,985 --> 00:49:06,087
Yeah, it's fine. I'll just
come get it in the morning.
1246
00:49:06,156 --> 00:49:07,457
It's not a big deal.
1247
00:49:10,866 --> 00:49:13,397
(GENTLE FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
1248
00:49:41,422 --> 00:49:42,623
(MARGOT SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1249
00:49:42,692 --> 00:49:44,364
DRIVER: Easy.
GRIFFIN: Ah. Here we are.
1250
00:49:44,432 --> 00:49:46,099
MARGOT: All right. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1251
00:49:46,168 --> 00:49:47,560
Thank you so much, Sir.
Sorry, move.
1252
00:49:47,628 --> 00:49:48,964
(GRUNTS)
I'm coming with you.
1253
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,000
Thank you so much.
Happy New Year.
1254
00:49:51,068 --> 00:49:52,403
Happy New Year.
1255
00:49:52,472 --> 00:49:54,375
-MARGOT: Thank you.
-Ah, thank you so much.
1256
00:49:55,044 --> 00:49:58,507
Okay. So, Dad is Paul.
Mom is Judy.
1257
00:49:58,576 --> 00:50:00,741
Remember, you build stuff
and you adore me.
1258
00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:02,508
I have to get this veil
to my sister, okay?
1259
00:50:02,577 --> 00:50:03,943
-Okay.
-Oh, hi, aunties!
1260
00:50:04,011 --> 00:50:06,449
-Oh. Oh. Yes. Wait, Margot.
-This must be Kip!
1261
00:50:06,518 --> 00:50:08,650
I'm glad you're here.
Sheila, Rita.
1262
00:50:10,753 --> 00:50:12,488
(SIGHS) Okay. Just make sure
that the buttons
1263
00:50:12,557 --> 00:50:13,961
are all lined up perfectly,
thank you.
1264
00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:15,193
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1265
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,223
-I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
-Oh!
1266
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,260
You are two hours late!
1267
00:50:19,328 --> 00:50:20,495
Yeah, we got the veil.
1268
00:50:20,564 --> 00:50:23,069
-"We"? Is Kip here?
-Yes, Kip is here.
1269
00:50:23,138 --> 00:50:25,172
-Oh.
-You guys have no faith in me.
1270
00:50:26,104 --> 00:50:27,372
Where are your shoes?
1271
00:50:27,938 --> 00:50:29,276
(SLURPS)
1272
00:50:29,712 --> 00:50:31,337
Um, Fourth Avenue.
1273
00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:32,840
No, no, no, no, no.
1274
00:50:32,909 --> 00:50:35,342
You cannot wear dirty
winter boots down the aisle.
1275
00:50:35,511 --> 00:50:36,943
-Um...
-CARRIE: Mom?
1276
00:50:37,012 --> 00:50:39,882
Well, you could always wear
your grandmother's shoes.
1277
00:50:39,951 --> 00:50:41,749
(SNORING)
1278
00:50:43,253 --> 00:50:44,521
-Cute.
-No.
1279
00:50:44,589 --> 00:50:46,225
I knew you were
gonna ruin the wedding.
1280
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:47,755
I think you are
an absolute disaster!
1281
00:50:47,824 --> 00:50:50,995
Well, you know
what's not a disaster? You.
1282
00:50:51,064 --> 00:50:52,497
Okay? You look amazing.
1283
00:50:52,566 --> 00:50:55,361
And it's fine, I'll find Dana
and wear her shoes.
1284
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:56,695
Everything will be fine.
1285
00:50:56,764 --> 00:50:59,268
Let's just get
this veil on you.
1286
00:50:59,337 --> 00:51:01,702
Let's get you all situated.
1287
00:51:01,771 --> 00:51:03,637
-Then just...
-MARGOT: Yeah, I got you.
1288
00:51:03,706 --> 00:51:04,974
-That's right.
-MARGOT: Here we go.
1289
00:51:05,043 --> 00:51:06,211
(MARGOT GASPS)
1290
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,850
Okay, come on.
You look stunning!
1291
00:51:09,919 --> 00:51:11,715
I'm really glad you're here.
1292
00:51:12,117 --> 00:51:13,350
I'm so sorry I was late.
1293
00:51:13,419 --> 00:51:15,155
It was just a debacle,
the whole thing.
1294
00:51:15,224 --> 00:51:17,056
-It's okay. It's okay.
-Evening, ladies.
1295
00:51:17,292 --> 00:51:20,825
Back-up wedding planner
at your service.
1296
00:51:20,893 --> 00:51:22,059
I'm Flour.
1297
00:51:22,127 --> 00:51:23,758
Not like the bouquet,
1298
00:51:24,392 --> 00:51:25,798
like the grain.
1299
00:51:25,867 --> 00:51:27,630
I'm sorry, are you high?
1300
00:51:27,965 --> 00:51:29,029
Meh.
1301
00:51:29,866 --> 00:51:31,803
-Little bit. (LAUGHS)
-(LIGHTS CRACKLING)
1302
00:51:31,872 --> 00:51:33,370
Oh! Maybe a lot.
1303
00:51:33,439 --> 00:51:34,636
-No, no, no.
-It's okay. It's okay.
1304
00:51:34,705 --> 00:51:35,743
-No, no, it's not okay.
-It's all right.
1305
00:51:35,811 --> 00:51:36,836
No, no, I'm freaking out.
1306
00:51:36,905 --> 00:51:39,011
-You want a hit?
-Oh, I'd love one. Thanks.
1307
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,813
After the wedding maybe. Um...
1308
00:51:41,882 --> 00:51:43,142
Cool, cool.
1309
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:45,019
All right, gonna go find Dana
for those shoes. So...
1310
00:51:45,087 --> 00:51:46,385
-Please.
-Oh, I want to go with you
1311
00:51:46,454 --> 00:51:47,716
because I want to meet
this Kip character.
1312
00:51:47,784 --> 00:51:49,119
No. Mom, please,
there's not enough time and,
1313
00:51:49,187 --> 00:51:50,421
you know, Kip is nervous.
1314
00:51:50,657 --> 00:51:52,385
He doesn't need my whole
family pawing all over him.
1315
00:51:52,453 --> 00:51:53,888
Do you have...?
1316
00:51:53,957 --> 00:51:55,358
Nobody's gonna be pawing
all over him. It's ridiculous.
1317
00:51:55,427 --> 00:51:56,658
CARRIE: I just...
MARGOT: Yeah.
1318
00:51:56,727 --> 00:51:57,830
JUDY: That doesn't make...
Wait for me.
1319
00:51:57,899 --> 00:51:59,058
Hell, yes. Rita, you can
1320
00:51:59,226 --> 00:52:01,362
knock down a pony wall
without a permit. No problem.
1321
00:52:01,431 --> 00:52:02,798
What about the electrical?
1322
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:04,402
Just pull it.
1323
00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:06,566
Just take it out. Come on,
Paul, just pull that shit.
1324
00:52:06,635 --> 00:52:07,666
RITA: Isn't that dangerous?
1325
00:52:07,735 --> 00:52:09,143
I mean, yeah, if you're, like,
1326
00:52:09,212 --> 00:52:10,105
standing in a bathtub
or something.
1327
00:52:10,174 --> 00:52:11,438
(ALL LAUGH)
1328
00:52:11,506 --> 00:52:12,807
Oh, man, I love this guy.
1329
00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:15,248
Hey, dude, marry Margot
so we can be bros.
1330
00:52:15,317 --> 00:52:16,378
-GRIFFIN: Whoa!
-And you can teach me
1331
00:52:16,447 --> 00:52:18,018
all your moves, right? Hyah!
1332
00:52:18,087 --> 00:52:19,645
Oh, oh, careful.
I'm dangerous.
1333
00:52:19,714 --> 00:52:21,451
You're a martial arts guy too?
1334
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,390
-I mean, I dabble, you know?
-Oh!
1335
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:25,754
-For the cardio mostly.
-BRIAN: Dabble?
1336
00:52:25,823 --> 00:52:27,494
The dude's like
a third-degree black belt.
1337
00:52:27,562 --> 00:52:30,129
Third, fourth. It's like,
who's counting at this point?
1338
00:52:30,198 --> 00:52:31,429
-BRIAN: Dude!
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
1339
00:52:31,498 --> 00:52:32,660
JUDY: Well, for months,
all I've heard
1340
00:52:32,729 --> 00:52:33,934
is Kip, Kip, Kip.
I want to meet Kip.
1341
00:52:34,003 --> 00:52:35,269
Okay, Mom, you're being crazy.
1342
00:52:35,504 --> 00:52:37,436
-So, tone it down and I'll...
-DANA: Kip is here?
1343
00:52:37,505 --> 00:52:39,806
-Yes. That's him, right there.
-MARGOT: Uh, Kip.
1344
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:40,867
Not much to look at
1345
00:52:40,936 --> 00:52:42,141
-but seems nice.
-MARGOT: Kip. Hey, Kip.
1346
00:52:42,209 --> 00:52:43,802
-Hey, Kip. Kip? Kip.
-Oh.
1347
00:52:43,871 --> 00:52:45,211
-Yeah, hi.
-DANA: That's Kip?
1348
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,477
Yes, that's
Margot's boyfriend, Kip.
1349
00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:47,848
MARGOT: Yeah, sorry. I wanted
you to meet my mother.
1350
00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:49,446
Um, this is my mom, Judy.
1351
00:52:49,515 --> 00:52:51,043
-Oh, my gosh.
-Dying to meet you.
1352
00:52:51,112 --> 00:52:52,778
Hello, I've been dying
to meet you as well.
1353
00:52:52,847 --> 00:52:55,389
-The black belt?
-Uh, I guess.
1354
00:52:55,758 --> 00:52:56,851
Hold my purse.
1355
00:52:57,924 --> 00:52:59,019
Excuse me.
1356
00:52:59,955 --> 00:53:01,921
-(ALL GASP)
-How dare you show up here?
1357
00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:05,292
You are a sorry excuse
for a man! Kip!
1358
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,630
I'm sorry.
1359
00:53:06,798 --> 00:53:08,530
Not the reflexes I'd expect
from a black belt.
1360
00:53:08,598 --> 00:53:10,869
Hey, Dana, stop.
This is not Kip.
1361
00:53:11,538 --> 00:53:13,571
DANA: Hmm?
MARGOT: I mean... I mean...
1362
00:53:13,639 --> 00:53:15,371
this is... this is...
this is not the...
1363
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,672
the Kip you thought he was.
1364
00:53:16,741 --> 00:53:19,609
He's apologized
for doing that thing
1365
00:53:19,678 --> 00:53:21,574
that you're so mad about.
(MOUTHS) Stop it.
1366
00:53:21,642 --> 00:53:23,213
You mean, dumping you?
1367
00:53:23,282 --> 00:53:25,311
You dumped my daughter?
1368
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,617
Dude!
1369
00:53:27,656 --> 00:53:29,656
I did...
1370
00:53:29,725 --> 00:53:30,618
Uh...
1371
00:53:30,821 --> 00:53:33,023
-Not? I didn't.
-MARGOT: He... He...
1372
00:53:33,091 --> 00:53:34,561
He didn't.
1373
00:53:34,730 --> 00:53:37,590
See, I... I thought he did,
but it was a misunderstanding.
1374
00:53:37,658 --> 00:53:39,399
Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Happens.
1375
00:53:39,468 --> 00:53:41,531
How can you be confused
about being dumped?
1376
00:53:41,599 --> 00:53:43,033
MARGOT: Um...
GRIFFIN: Ooh...
1377
00:53:43,102 --> 00:53:44,204
Texting, Mother.
1378
00:53:44,272 --> 00:53:45,567
GRIFFIN: Oh, yeah.
It was the text.
1379
00:53:45,636 --> 00:53:47,034
-It was a wrong text.
-Yeah.
1380
00:53:47,236 --> 00:53:48,735
MARGOT: It was an emoji thing.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, you got it.
1381
00:53:48,803 --> 00:53:50,873
Hey! Who's ready
to get married?
1382
00:53:50,942 --> 00:53:53,144
-That's me. Hi. That's me.
-FLOUR: Oh! Right on.
1383
00:53:53,213 --> 00:53:54,448
-(LIGHTS BUZZ)
-(GASPS)
1384
00:53:55,084 --> 00:53:56,249
Okay, you all saw that, right?
1385
00:53:56,318 --> 00:53:57,950
-WOMAN: Ooh, poltergeist.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
1386
00:53:58,019 --> 00:53:59,584
(LAUGHS FORCEFULLY)
1387
00:54:00,953 --> 00:54:03,219
So, are you sure it's okay
that I'm sitting this close?
1388
00:54:03,288 --> 00:54:04,455
Oh, don't be silly.
1389
00:54:04,524 --> 00:54:06,224
-You're practically family.
-Okay.
1390
00:54:06,293 --> 00:54:08,362
(SHEILA AND GRIFFIN CHUCKLE)
1391
00:54:08,831 --> 00:54:10,226
Mm. Thanks.
1392
00:54:10,628 --> 00:54:13,433
(PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D
PLAYING)
1393
00:54:19,372 --> 00:54:21,034
-(GUESTS EXCLAIM)
-Sorry.
1394
00:54:25,446 --> 00:54:26,543
SHEILA: (WHISPERS)
I thought they were
1395
00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,415
supposed to wear
matching dresses.
1396
00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:44,463
(SIGHS)
1397
00:54:44,665 --> 00:54:47,434
(PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D
CONTINUES PLAYING)
1398
00:55:00,014 --> 00:55:00,973
(SWITCHES THUD)
1399
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:02,878
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
1400
00:55:03,646 --> 00:55:06,249
Oh-ho, that's a good sign.
1401
00:55:06,785 --> 00:55:08,353
-What's happening?
-JUDY: Honey, it's okay.
1402
00:55:08,422 --> 00:55:09,617
I'm sure
it's just the weather.
1403
00:55:09,686 --> 00:55:11,583
The lights will be on soon.
1404
00:55:11,652 --> 00:55:12,853
Sorry, folks!
1405
00:55:12,922 --> 00:55:14,528
Lights won't be back
anytime soon.
1406
00:55:14,596 --> 00:55:17,163
-(GUESTS GROAN)
-Power lines are freezing up.
1407
00:55:17,232 --> 00:55:18,562
And we just blew a generator.
1408
00:55:18,631 --> 00:55:20,427
PAUL: You...
You don't have a backup?
1409
00:55:20,662 --> 00:55:22,631
Uh, this was our backup.
1410
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:23,898
We've got a team
working on it.
1411
00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:25,537
I just don't know
how long it's gonna take.
1412
00:55:25,606 --> 00:55:28,274
-CARRIE: Daddy?
-No, not to worry, honey.
1413
00:55:28,676 --> 00:55:31,177
I'll get you to the altar.
It's plenty bright.
1414
00:55:31,246 --> 00:55:32,545
CARRIE: No, no, no, no, no.
1415
00:55:32,614 --> 00:55:34,312
I can't walk down the aisle
in blue light.
1416
00:55:34,381 --> 00:55:35,975
I'll look like a zombie bride.
1417
00:55:36,043 --> 00:55:38,581
-A beautiful zombie bride.
-Aw.
1418
00:55:38,650 --> 00:55:40,580
Maybe, we can get
some candles?
1419
00:55:40,649 --> 00:55:42,050
You know, just like
1420
00:55:42,119 --> 00:55:43,719
-a few hundred or...
-GUEST: That's a great idea.
1421
00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:45,852
Sorry, folks.
Building fire codes.
1422
00:55:46,321 --> 00:55:49,662
We've got an expert builder
right here in the family.
1423
00:55:49,731 --> 00:55:51,892
Kip knows all about
fire codes. Don't you, Kip?
1424
00:55:51,961 --> 00:55:54,568
-Uh...
-Yeah, bro. What can we do?
1425
00:55:54,937 --> 00:55:56,932
Um... (SIGHS)
1426
00:55:57,802 --> 00:55:59,433
-How about oranges?
-GUEST: Huh?
1427
00:55:59,502 --> 00:56:00,904
Oranges, sir?
1428
00:56:00,973 --> 00:56:03,042
Yeah, I mean, oranges aren't
against code, right?
1429
00:56:03,544 --> 00:56:05,211
-GUEST: Huh.
-Where's your kitchen?
1430
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,806
Okay, I need some olive oil,
1431
00:56:06,875 --> 00:56:08,007
a couple of kitchen scissors
1432
00:56:08,076 --> 00:56:09,515
and a couple of mops,
all right?
1433
00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:11,113
You three start
cutting these in half.
1434
00:56:11,182 --> 00:56:13,582
And then, you start helping me
scoop out the flesh. Okay?
1435
00:56:13,651 --> 00:56:15,489
Is this a Clementine thing?
1436
00:56:15,858 --> 00:56:16,852
Actually,
1437
00:56:16,921 --> 00:56:18,424
it's an orange thing.
Just trust me.
1438
00:56:18,493 --> 00:56:20,620
You're obsessed
with citrus fruit.
1439
00:56:20,689 --> 00:56:23,563
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1440
00:56:24,730 --> 00:56:25,927
WOMAN 1: No,
we'll save it for later.
1441
00:56:26,329 --> 00:56:28,163
MAN 1: Get these over to them.
WOMAN 2: Do you need more?
1442
00:56:29,066 --> 00:56:31,534
WOMAN 3: Grab a new mop.
MAN 2: Ah, great, thanks.
1443
00:56:31,936 --> 00:56:34,241
MAN 3: Yeah. Just start
cutting some more wicks.
1444
00:56:34,576 --> 00:56:36,774
MAN 4: Yeah, right here.
On the top. I'll get it.
1445
00:56:39,306 --> 00:56:40,811
MARGOT: How do you know
how to do this?
1446
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,215
Well, I once defended
a vegan chef for stalking.
1447
00:56:43,284 --> 00:56:44,483
She was guilty as hell,
1448
00:56:44,552 --> 00:56:45,814
but she taught me
how to make candles.
1449
00:56:45,883 --> 00:56:48,318
And my spelt muffins
are to die!
1450
00:56:48,386 --> 00:56:49,821
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
1451
00:56:49,890 --> 00:56:51,984
-MARGOT: All right.
-Yeah, try lighting a couple.
1452
00:56:52,053 --> 00:56:53,527
-All right.
-Here you go.
1453
00:56:54,822 --> 00:56:56,255
-Hey!
-(LAUGHS)
1454
00:56:57,594 --> 00:56:58,624
WOMAN: This is great!
1455
00:56:58,693 --> 00:56:59,962
GRIFFIN: Thanks.
1456
00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:06,133
(PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D
PLAYING)
1457
00:57:08,770 --> 00:57:10,170
(CARRIE SIGHS HAPPILY)
1458
00:57:12,312 --> 00:57:14,273
(GUESTS GASP, CHEER)
1459
00:57:15,016 --> 00:57:16,583
We did it!
1460
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,014
-BRIAN: Hey, this guy!
-Congrats!
1461
00:57:19,082 --> 00:57:20,685
BRIAN: Look at you,
saving the wedding!
1462
00:57:20,754 --> 00:57:22,990
-Wow! Amazing.
-CARRIE: I'm married!
1463
00:57:23,058 --> 00:57:25,020
(HAPPY CHATTER)
1464
00:57:31,266 --> 00:57:32,725
-Kip! (LAUGHS)
-I know!
1465
00:57:32,793 --> 00:57:34,366
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
1466
00:57:34,435 --> 00:57:35,634
(BAND PLAYING PLEASANT MUSIC)
1467
00:57:35,803 --> 00:57:37,663
CARRIE: I know, he's the best.
One second.
1468
00:57:38,232 --> 00:57:39,901
Hi, can we play
the other song?
1469
00:57:39,969 --> 00:57:41,938
The one we talked about?
Thank you.
1470
00:57:42,804 --> 00:57:43,838
I'm gonna come find you.
1471
00:57:43,907 --> 00:57:45,110
-Okay. Yeah.
-Have a drink.
1472
00:57:45,179 --> 00:57:46,206
Have so much fun.
1473
00:57:48,145 --> 00:57:51,349
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
1474
00:57:51,417 --> 00:57:53,217
My sister is so happy.
1475
00:57:53,286 --> 00:57:54,418
And, I mean,
1476
00:57:54,486 --> 00:57:55,947
you saved the wedding.
1477
00:57:56,016 --> 00:57:57,687
Oh, no, you're so welcome.
1478
00:57:57,756 --> 00:57:59,021
I mean,
I'm just glad it worked.
1479
00:57:59,089 --> 00:58:00,360
I've never tried that before.
(CHUCKLES)
1480
00:58:00,429 --> 00:58:01,423
-Yeah, right.
-No, I'm serious.
1481
00:58:01,492 --> 00:58:02,827
Stop. (CHUCKLES)
1482
00:58:05,763 --> 00:58:07,227
-Well... (CHUCKLES)
-Well...
1483
00:58:07,696 --> 00:58:09,328
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1484
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,601
It's probably time
for you to go, huh?
1485
00:58:12,669 --> 00:58:14,671
(EXHALES DEEPLY) Yeah.
1486
00:58:15,007 --> 00:58:17,209
But we should, uh, toast
the newlyweds, right?
1487
00:58:17,278 --> 00:58:18,270
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1488
00:58:18,472 --> 00:58:20,039
Yeah, I mean, it would be rude
if Kip didn't.
1489
00:58:20,108 --> 00:58:21,448
-Of course, yeah.
-(CHUCKLES)
1490
00:58:21,684 --> 00:58:23,111
I'm gonna go get
some champagne. Be right back.
1491
00:58:25,218 --> 00:58:26,279
(SIGHS)
1492
00:58:27,716 --> 00:58:30,321
Okay, Mata Hari,
1493
00:58:30,390 --> 00:58:31,923
who's the imposter?
1494
00:58:32,526 --> 00:58:35,354
Just some guy I met tonight.
1495
00:58:36,428 --> 00:58:38,190
Tinder? Hinge?
1496
00:58:38,259 --> 00:58:40,793
-Christian Mingle?
-No! I, uh...
1497
00:58:41,529 --> 00:58:44,264
I walked into my apartment
and he was in my bed.
1498
00:58:45,367 --> 00:58:47,873
-Are you medicated?
-We have the same address.
1499
00:58:47,942 --> 00:58:49,704
You know, I keep a spare key
under the flower pot,
1500
00:58:49,773 --> 00:58:51,540
it's a very long story.
1501
00:58:52,143 --> 00:58:56,616
So, this random hot man
appears in your bed
1502
00:58:56,685 --> 00:58:58,449
and agrees to play
your ex-boyfriend
1503
00:58:58,517 --> 00:59:00,016
at your sister's wedding?
1504
00:59:00,948 --> 00:59:02,689
You think he's hot?
1505
00:59:04,726 --> 00:59:06,858
I'm putting out
a spare key tonight.
1506
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:09,960
Nice to meet you, Kip.
1507
00:59:11,158 --> 00:59:13,464
Hello, Veronica.
Small world.
1508
00:59:13,532 --> 00:59:14,666
You know, it's funny.
1509
00:59:14,868 --> 00:59:17,365
You look just like
a public defender I know.
1510
00:59:17,434 --> 00:59:20,803
But he's about to be engaged
to a redhead mattress model.
1511
00:59:21,106 --> 00:59:23,974
Yeah, I'm, uh, just here
helping out a friend.
1512
00:59:24,710 --> 00:59:27,042
VERONICA: Oh! Pretty friend.
1513
00:59:27,111 --> 00:59:28,874
Future fiancé
must really trust you.
1514
00:59:28,943 --> 00:59:30,482
Yeah, actually she does.
1515
00:59:30,551 --> 00:59:32,145
But, um, I would appreciate it
1516
00:59:32,214 --> 00:59:34,615
if you could keep this
between us.
1517
00:59:34,684 --> 00:59:36,652
Yeah. Absolutely.
1518
00:59:37,121 --> 00:59:39,757
MARGOT: Congratulations,
sister. You did it.
1519
00:59:39,825 --> 00:59:41,920
-(CHUCKLES)
-Love you, sister.
1520
00:59:41,989 --> 00:59:45,024
And Kip is amazing!
1521
00:59:45,093 --> 00:59:47,430
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
1522
00:59:47,498 --> 00:59:48,701
Thank you.
1523
00:59:48,770 --> 00:59:51,036
Who is that,
that Kip is talking to?
1524
00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,734
That's, um...
1525
00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:55,337
It's Brian's Aunty V.
1526
00:59:56,073 --> 00:59:58,173
Wait. You gave away
my plus one?
1527
00:59:58,242 --> 00:59:59,879
Yeah, but you weren't
answering your phone
1528
00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:01,380
and I thought that you were
just gonna flake on me
1529
01:00:01,448 --> 01:00:03,178
like you always do. So...
1530
01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:05,377
Nice.
1531
01:00:05,446 --> 01:00:06,949
So, you want us
to share the halibut?
1532
01:00:07,018 --> 01:00:08,920
Yeah, we'll get you
some extra bread.
1533
01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:10,420
That's...
1534
01:00:10,489 --> 01:00:11,990
That's gross.
1535
01:00:12,660 --> 01:00:14,224
-(SIGHS)
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1536
01:00:14,292 --> 01:00:16,623
You're staying for dinner.
You're staying for dinner.
1537
01:00:16,692 --> 01:00:18,928
I promise it's the last thing
I'll ask of you this evening.
1538
01:00:18,997 --> 01:00:20,331
But you have
to stay for dinner.
1539
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,326
Okay. Okay.
1540
01:00:21,562 --> 01:00:22,830
-Okay, you're gonna stay? Yes?
-Okay. Yeah, no.
1541
01:00:22,898 --> 01:00:23,898
-Yes.
-I beg.
1542
01:00:23,967 --> 01:00:25,372
Yeah, please, just let me...
1543
01:00:25,441 --> 01:00:26,573
Okay, but you're gonna stay?
1544
01:00:26,642 --> 01:00:27,872
-Yes, of course.
-You're gonna stay.
1545
01:00:27,941 --> 01:00:29,037
-Promise? Okay.
-Yeah, just let me...
1546
01:00:29,272 --> 01:00:30,276
Okay, no, okay, but you're
gonna stay, yeah?
1547
01:00:30,345 --> 01:00:31,844
Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
1548
01:00:32,213 --> 01:00:33,307
Hey, Clem!
1549
01:00:33,376 --> 01:00:34,778
CLEMENTINE: Did you just
hang up on me?
1550
01:00:34,847 --> 01:00:36,244
What? No, no, no.
Of course not.
1551
01:00:36,312 --> 01:00:37,816
Sorry, there is just
bad reception here.
1552
01:00:37,885 --> 01:00:39,479
Bad reception?
Where are you?
1553
01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:42,083
Uh, well, like I said,
I had to make a quick stop,
1554
01:00:42,151 --> 01:00:44,216
and then
I'll explain everything...
1555
01:00:44,285 --> 01:00:46,353
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-Hello?
1556
01:00:47,563 --> 01:00:49,389
-Ooh.
-(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1557
01:00:50,562 --> 01:00:51,824
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1558
01:00:51,893 --> 01:00:52,994
Hey, sweetie.
1559
01:00:53,062 --> 01:00:55,602
"Sweetie"? It's almost 9:00.
1560
01:00:55,671 --> 01:00:56,667
Where the hell are you,
Griffin?
1561
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:57,868
CARRIE: Kip? Kip, Kip, Kip.
1562
01:00:58,070 --> 01:00:59,299
-Time for pictures.
-Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll be
1563
01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:00,906
-right over there. Okay, yeah.
-Okay.
1564
01:01:00,974 --> 01:01:03,369
-I'm sorry. Was that a bride?
-Uh, yes.
1565
01:01:03,438 --> 01:01:05,378
Your quick stop
was at a wedding?
1566
01:01:05,446 --> 01:01:06,476
Um... (CLICKS TONGUE)
1567
01:01:06,545 --> 01:01:07,580
Sort of. Yeah.
1568
01:01:07,649 --> 01:01:09,612
Whose wedding? And who is Kip?
1569
01:01:09,681 --> 01:01:12,047
Oh. Uh, me. I'm Kip.
1570
01:01:12,116 --> 01:01:13,479
It's, um...
It's just a nickname.
1571
01:01:13,547 --> 01:01:14,984
I've never heard
anyone call you Kip.
1572
01:01:15,053 --> 01:01:16,387
Really? 'Cause, uh,
back in college...
1573
01:01:16,456 --> 01:01:17,516
SHEILA: Kip!
1574
01:01:17,584 --> 01:01:18,688
...all my law school buddies
was like...
1575
01:01:18,757 --> 01:01:19,957
SHEILA: Come on! Pictures!
1576
01:01:20,026 --> 01:01:21,327
Yeah, just give me
one second, okay?
1577
01:01:21,396 --> 01:01:22,321
No, no, no. Come...
1578
01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:23,863
Because I have to finish
this call, okay?
1579
01:01:23,931 --> 01:01:25,227
-That was a law school buddy?
-Um...
1580
01:01:25,296 --> 01:01:26,665
And Griffin,
what are you wearing?
1581
01:01:26,734 --> 01:01:28,032
That's not the suit I got you.
1582
01:01:28,201 --> 01:01:29,834
Kip, we gotta talk
manufactured siding at dinner.
1583
01:01:29,903 --> 01:01:31,167
-Table 14.
-GRIFFIN: And we will.
1584
01:01:31,235 --> 01:01:32,736
I promise you,
I'll be right there. Okay?
1585
01:01:32,805 --> 01:01:34,171
Just gotta wrap this up, okay?
1586
01:01:34,239 --> 01:01:36,002
I'm sorry,
are you staying for dinner?
1587
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:38,039
Griffin, we had a deal.
1588
01:01:38,108 --> 01:01:39,813
Um, yeah, I know.
Listen, Clem.
1589
01:01:39,882 --> 01:01:41,673
This friend is having
a family emergency.
1590
01:01:41,742 --> 01:01:43,344
And they just, they really,
really need my help.
1591
01:01:43,412 --> 01:01:45,413
Is this some kind
of genetic defect?
1592
01:01:45,482 --> 01:01:48,853
You never say no to anyone.
Except for me.
1593
01:01:48,921 --> 01:01:50,852
No, look,
I'm really sorry, okay?
1594
01:01:50,921 --> 01:01:52,321
You're gonna have to go on
1595
01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:53,893
and then I'll meet you there
at the party late...
1596
01:01:53,962 --> 01:01:54,988
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-SHEILA: Kip. Come on.
1597
01:01:55,057 --> 01:01:56,289
We're all waiting for you.
1598
01:01:56,358 --> 01:01:57,959
Oh, you know,
I really don't need
1599
01:01:58,028 --> 01:01:59,160
to be in the wedding pictures.
1600
01:01:59,229 --> 01:02:01,730
Nonsense.
You're practically family.
1601
01:02:01,798 --> 01:02:03,036
I'm really not.
1602
01:02:03,305 --> 01:02:04,437
SHEILA: Come on.
1603
01:02:04,505 --> 01:02:06,202
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1604
01:02:07,442 --> 01:02:08,972
Yeah, yeah, that's sweet.
1605
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,271
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
-(LAUGHTER)
1606
01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:11,876
Oh, Margot.
Kip, Kip, Kip. Come on in.
1607
01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:13,108
-Oh, God, no, he's fine.
-Dude. Dude.
1608
01:02:13,177 --> 01:02:14,441
Do we, like, stick
our tongue out?
1609
01:02:14,509 --> 01:02:15,874
-We're like, "Ahh!"
-Maybe less tongue.
1610
01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:17,481
MARGOT: Let's do it!
1611
01:02:17,550 --> 01:02:18,746
One, two, three.
1612
01:02:18,815 --> 01:02:19,881
And we jump!
1613
01:02:19,949 --> 01:02:21,283
(SCREAMS AND LAUGHTER)
1614
01:02:21,351 --> 01:02:22,720
GRIFFIN: I was early.
BRIAN: Okay.
1615
01:02:22,789 --> 01:02:23,954
I want to pinch your cheeks.
1616
01:02:24,023 --> 01:02:25,221
I just want
to pinch your cheeks.
1617
01:02:26,526 --> 01:02:27,993
One, two...
1618
01:02:28,062 --> 01:02:30,325
-(ALL CHEER)
-Here we go. One, two, three.
1619
01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:32,591
BRIAN: Just us, just men.
1620
01:02:39,873 --> 01:02:41,235
Oh, that was so much fun,
you guys.
1621
01:02:41,304 --> 01:02:42,670
-You already got me...
-No, no. No.
1622
01:02:42,739 --> 01:02:44,141
So sweet!
1623
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:51,114
-Kip.
-Come here, come here.
1624
01:02:51,183 --> 01:02:52,413
-Jump in.
-Get in the edge. Just there.
1625
01:02:55,121 --> 01:02:57,250
BRIAN: So, here's
to food poisoning.
1626
01:02:57,419 --> 01:02:59,187
If I hadn't gotten
those bad clams
1627
01:02:59,256 --> 01:03:01,224
and ended up
in the emergency room,
1628
01:03:01,293 --> 01:03:05,026
I wouldn't have met
the hottest nurse in town
1629
01:03:05,095 --> 01:03:06,665
when I was at my very worst.
1630
01:03:06,734 --> 01:03:08,764
CARRIE: Well, he was green.
1631
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,564
-And adorable.
-(CHUCKLES)
1632
01:03:11,633 --> 01:03:14,672
-To food poisoning and fate!
-CARRIE: Yeah!
1633
01:03:15,274 --> 01:03:18,005
And thank you to everyone
for coming out tonight.
1634
01:03:18,073 --> 01:03:20,142
It's always been my dream
1635
01:03:20,211 --> 01:03:22,078
to get married
on New Year's Eve.
1636
01:03:22,347 --> 01:03:25,115
And, um, to my parents
for footin' the bill.
1637
01:03:25,184 --> 01:03:27,412
It's coming out
of your inheritance.
1638
01:03:27,481 --> 01:03:29,517
-Dad!
-And to my maid of honor,
1639
01:03:29,819 --> 01:03:30,922
my sister.
1640
01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,320
Who will be late
to her own funeral
1641
01:03:33,389 --> 01:03:35,089
but who really
came through for me
1642
01:03:35,158 --> 01:03:36,725
when I needed her the most.
1643
01:03:36,794 --> 01:03:38,030
GUESTS: Aw.
1644
01:03:39,496 --> 01:03:42,464
And to Kip, who until tonight,
let's face it,
1645
01:03:42,532 --> 01:03:44,867
I don't think any of us
believed you existed.
1646
01:03:44,936 --> 01:03:46,366
-I know.
-(LAUGHTER)
1647
01:03:46,435 --> 01:03:49,635
But who really saved
the wedding.
1648
01:03:49,703 --> 01:03:52,341
-Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.
-Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.
1649
01:03:52,409 --> 01:03:53,979
-Okay. Oh, stop.
-No, stop. Stop, stop. Okay.
1650
01:03:54,048 --> 01:03:55,944
-RITA: Speech.
-ALL: Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.
1651
01:03:56,013 --> 01:03:57,312
-Speech.
-No, no, no.
1652
01:03:57,381 --> 01:03:59,048
I mean,
I'm just happy I could help.
1653
01:03:59,117 --> 01:04:01,420
I want to hear
how you two met.
1654
01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:02,989
Ah! Me too.
1655
01:04:03,057 --> 01:04:04,888
Ah, no. This is Carrie
and Brian's night.
1656
01:04:04,957 --> 01:04:06,088
You know? It's not about us.
1657
01:04:06,157 --> 01:04:08,720
Yes, to Carrie and Brian!
Whoo!
1658
01:04:08,789 --> 01:04:10,463
-Oh, no. That's okay.
-It's all yours, bro.
1659
01:04:10,532 --> 01:04:11,558
MARGOT: That's okay.
1660
01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:13,597
All right.
1661
01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:14,894
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
1662
01:04:14,963 --> 01:04:15,999
Okay.
1663
01:04:16,068 --> 01:04:17,766
-How did we meet?
-How we met!
1664
01:04:17,835 --> 01:04:18,970
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1665
01:04:19,039 --> 01:04:20,903
-Um... Well...
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
1666
01:04:20,971 --> 01:04:23,504
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)
1667
01:04:25,045 --> 01:04:29,279
It was a chilly,
gray October morning.
1668
01:04:30,282 --> 01:04:32,649
And I was taking the ferry
into the city
1669
01:04:32,718 --> 01:04:33,748
to meet a friend,
1670
01:04:34,017 --> 01:04:35,448
when I looked down
1671
01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:40,186
and I see the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen
1672
01:04:40,589 --> 01:04:43,256
in this incredible
carnation pink coat.
1673
01:04:43,325 --> 01:04:44,826
SHEILA: She wore it tonight.
1674
01:04:45,028 --> 01:04:46,362
It's vintage. (CHUCKLES)
1675
01:04:46,431 --> 01:04:49,464
And I guess you could say
I caught her by surprise.
1676
01:04:50,098 --> 01:04:51,199
Yes. (CHUCKLES)
1677
01:04:51,268 --> 01:04:53,734
And from
that moment on, it's...
1678
01:04:54,403 --> 01:04:56,541
it's been
a non-stop adventure.
1679
01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:58,911
I've scaled tall buildings,
1680
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:01,309
I've braved snow
by steed and carriage.
1681
01:05:01,377 --> 01:05:03,544
I built fire
and saved the day.
1682
01:05:04,145 --> 01:05:05,480
(CARRIE LAUGHS)
1683
01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:08,453
When I'm with her, I just...
1684
01:05:08,522 --> 01:05:09,855
(SIGHS)
1685
01:05:09,924 --> 01:05:11,655
...I feel like
I'm a superhero.
1686
01:05:12,424 --> 01:05:15,688
Let's just say that
from the moment we met,
1687
01:05:16,995 --> 01:05:19,098
I felt like I was home.
1688
01:05:20,161 --> 01:05:21,496
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1689
01:05:22,329 --> 01:05:24,202
So, uh, to Margot!
1690
01:05:24,935 --> 01:05:26,605
ALL: To Margot!
1691
01:05:26,674 --> 01:05:27,666
(GRIFFIN CHUCKLES)
1692
01:05:27,735 --> 01:05:29,168
GRIFFIN: Cheers.
CARRIE: Cheers, cheers.
1693
01:05:29,237 --> 01:05:30,872
Jesus, that was amazing!
1694
01:05:31,241 --> 01:05:32,979
Even if it was all bullshit.
1695
01:05:33,048 --> 01:05:35,411
Most romantic bullshit
I ever heard.
1696
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,110
That was an impressive speech,
Counselor.
1697
01:05:38,179 --> 01:05:39,347
GRIFFIN: Mm.
1698
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:42,351
Thanks. It was
surprisingly effortless.
1699
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:44,787
-Hmm.
-Don't let this one get away.
1700
01:05:44,856 --> 01:05:46,622
Real subtle, Dad.
1701
01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:50,459
But seriously, thank you.
I owe ya.
1702
01:05:50,895 --> 01:05:52,659
Yeah, you do.
1703
01:06:03,009 --> 01:06:05,705
(BAND PERFORMING MOON RIVER)
1704
01:06:07,674 --> 01:06:09,014
Did you tell them
to play this?
1705
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:10,311
No, I didn't. I swear.
(CHUCKLES)
1706
01:06:10,379 --> 01:06:12,082
-Come on. (CHUCKLES)
-No.
1707
01:06:12,150 --> 01:06:13,779
-Wow. (SMACKS LIPS)
-Aw.
1708
01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:17,317
Don't forget
to email me that bid.
1709
01:06:17,386 --> 01:06:19,086
Oh, yeah. You got it, Rita.
1710
01:06:19,555 --> 01:06:21,722
Are you taking side jobs
with my aunts?
1711
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,764
Yeah, well, they're having
some foundation issues.
1712
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,264
-Mm.
-It's complicated.
1713
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,865
Contractor stuff.
1714
01:06:27,933 --> 01:06:29,465
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1715
01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:34,404
(MOON RIVER CONTINUES PLAYING)
1716
01:06:57,995 --> 01:06:59,297
KIP: Margot.
1717
01:06:59,764 --> 01:07:00,799
Kip?
1718
01:07:00,868 --> 01:07:03,268
Kip? I thought he was Kip.
1719
01:07:04,971 --> 01:07:06,238
Well, don't look at me.
1720
01:07:06,306 --> 01:07:07,702
-What are you doing here?
-What do you mean,
1721
01:07:07,771 --> 01:07:09,238
what am I doing here?
I texted you I was coming.
1722
01:07:09,307 --> 01:07:10,638
Okay, I told you
I blocked you.
1723
01:07:10,707 --> 01:07:13,738
(SIGHS) My God!
You look so beautiful, I...
1724
01:07:13,807 --> 01:07:15,309
-Okay, okay.
-Listen, no, no, no.
1725
01:07:15,378 --> 01:07:16,677
You ever heard of the saying,
1726
01:07:16,746 --> 01:07:18,182
"You don't know what you have
till it's gone"?
1727
01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,247
Have you ever heard
the saying,
1728
01:07:19,316 --> 01:07:20,582
"Not the time or the place"?
1729
01:07:20,650 --> 01:07:21,921
-I understand that.
-You need to leave.
1730
01:07:21,990 --> 01:07:23,188
-Let me just talk to you.
-Look,
1731
01:07:23,257 --> 01:07:24,724
this is so embarrassing.
You need to go.
1732
01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:26,959
-(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Sorry.
-(SCOFFS)
1733
01:07:27,027 --> 01:07:29,192
Hold on.
Is he wearing my tuxedo?
1734
01:07:29,261 --> 01:07:30,559
-Hey, come on.
-KIP: Margot.
1735
01:07:30,628 --> 01:07:31,522
She already asked you
to leave, all right?
1736
01:07:31,591 --> 01:07:32,724
KIP: Is he wearing my tux?
1737
01:07:32,793 --> 01:07:34,330
-You're wearing my tuxedo.
-Yes.
1738
01:07:34,399 --> 01:07:35,562
Have you ever heard
of the saying,
1739
01:07:35,631 --> 01:07:37,170
"Never wear
another man's tuxedo"?
1740
01:07:37,239 --> 01:07:38,732
You know, you've been
touching a lot of things
1741
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,338
-that are not yours.
-MARGOT: Okay. Okay.
1742
01:07:40,407 --> 01:07:41,502
-Guys, this is... Come on.
-I don't think so.
1743
01:07:41,570 --> 01:07:42,935
KIP: That is a thing.
No, no,
1744
01:07:43,003 --> 01:07:44,440
-this has nothing to do...
-Margot, it's okay.
1745
01:07:44,642 --> 01:07:45,937
-This is between us. Okay?
-MARGOT: Let's not.
1746
01:07:46,006 --> 01:07:47,376
You cannot just steal
another man's clothes...
1747
01:07:47,445 --> 01:07:48,608
Don't put your finger
on my chest.
1748
01:07:48,677 --> 01:07:50,150
...steal another man's
girlfriend.
1749
01:07:50,218 --> 01:07:51,414
Don't put your finger
on my chest again.
1750
01:07:51,483 --> 01:07:52,145
KIP: Or else what?
What you gonna do?
1751
01:07:52,581 --> 01:07:53,912
-All right.
-(GUESTS GASP)
1752
01:07:53,981 --> 01:07:56,486
Are you threatening me
with a deadly weapon?
1753
01:07:57,354 --> 01:07:58,416
-Yes.
-Karate chop!
1754
01:07:58,785 --> 01:08:00,792
-(ALL GASPING)
-(BONES CRACK)
1755
01:08:01,095 --> 01:08:02,591
-Forgive me, Sensei.
-Kip!
1756
01:08:03,358 --> 01:08:05,725
(GRIFFIN GRUNTS, GROANS)
1757
01:08:05,794 --> 01:08:08,066
-What is happening?
-He started it.
1758
01:08:08,134 --> 01:08:10,330
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(CARRIE YELPS)
1759
01:08:10,398 --> 01:08:11,802
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1760
01:08:11,871 --> 01:08:12,903
KIP: Kip up!
1761
01:08:13,372 --> 01:08:16,774
Okay. So, you really want
to do this, huh?
1762
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:18,509
I guess. Okay.
1763
01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:21,072
She told you
I was a black belt, right?
1764
01:08:21,441 --> 01:08:22,474
Uh, yes, she did.
1765
01:08:22,543 --> 01:08:23,743
(KIP STOMPS AND GRUNTS)
1766
01:08:23,812 --> 01:08:25,317
Griffin, Griffin,
he's not worth it!
1767
01:08:25,386 --> 01:08:27,784
-PAUL: Griffin? Who's Griffin?
-I have no idea.
1768
01:08:28,153 --> 01:08:29,420
But the new Kip is hot.
1769
01:08:29,488 --> 01:08:30,821
CARRIE: Brian, do something!
KIP: Here we go.
1770
01:08:30,889 --> 01:08:31,923
WOMAN: Oh!
1771
01:08:32,225 --> 01:08:33,826
KIP: Okay.
BRIAN: Hit him, Kip!
1772
01:08:33,894 --> 01:08:35,891
Uh, Kip number one! Whoo!
1773
01:08:36,193 --> 01:08:37,224
KIP: Really, a shoe?
1774
01:08:37,292 --> 01:08:39,365
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1775
01:08:39,734 --> 01:08:40,827
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1776
01:08:40,896 --> 01:08:42,367
-GRIFFIN: (COUGHS) Oh, shit.
-Are you good?
1777
01:08:42,435 --> 01:08:43,703
Whose shoe is that?
You guys look beautiful.
1778
01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:45,638
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1779
01:08:45,707 --> 01:08:46,836
(CARRIE SHRIEKS)
1780
01:08:47,506 --> 01:08:49,407
-Not the cake.
-Did we mess up the cake?
1781
01:08:50,309 --> 01:08:51,373
-No, we're good.
-Cake's okay.
1782
01:08:51,442 --> 01:08:52,573
-(YELLS)
-It's okay. It's okay.
1783
01:08:52,775 --> 01:08:54,312
-Thank God. The cake's okay.
-(GUESTS SCREAM)
1784
01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:56,144
MARGOT: Guys,
you're two grown men!
1785
01:08:56,213 --> 01:08:57,412
-Stop it!
-Oh.
1786
01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:58,678
MARGOT: You guys,
that's enough!
1787
01:08:58,746 --> 01:09:00,112
-Hold on a sec.
-Yeah, try it.
1788
01:09:00,181 --> 01:09:01,385
(GRUNTS)
1789
01:09:01,454 --> 01:09:02,754
-Hey, not bad.
-GRIFFIN: Pretty good.
1790
01:09:02,823 --> 01:09:03,682
(FABRIC RIPS)
1791
01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,957
Did you just rip
my Armani pants?
1792
01:09:06,025 --> 01:09:07,689
You just ripped my groin!
1793
01:09:08,290 --> 01:09:09,458
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1794
01:09:09,761 --> 01:09:11,456
Kip, we're done. We're done,
you guys. That's enough!
1795
01:09:11,525 --> 01:09:12,960
I think we're done!
1796
01:09:13,329 --> 01:09:14,463
RITA: That's it, Kip.
1797
01:09:14,532 --> 01:09:15,829
-GRIFFIN: Go to sleep!
-Kill him!
1798
01:09:15,898 --> 01:09:17,363
GRIFFIN: Go to sleep!
Go to sleep, bitch!
1799
01:09:17,432 --> 01:09:18,704
That's not how it works.
1800
01:09:19,173 --> 01:09:21,534
-(KIP GRUNTS)
-(CARRIE CRIES)
1801
01:09:21,603 --> 01:09:22,802
-KIP: You done?
-Yeah.
1802
01:09:22,871 --> 01:09:24,943
This is like Godzilla
versus Bambi.
1803
01:09:25,011 --> 01:09:26,774
We're done. For sure.
1804
01:09:27,341 --> 01:09:28,407
(ALL GASP)
1805
01:09:28,475 --> 01:09:30,943
(ALL SCREAMING)
1806
01:09:33,588 --> 01:09:34,512
(GRUNTS)
1807
01:09:34,581 --> 01:09:35,886
(CARRIE SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1808
01:09:35,955 --> 01:09:37,657
Cake's safe.
1809
01:09:37,726 --> 01:09:39,292
(GRIFFIN GROANS)
1810
01:09:40,223 --> 01:09:41,525
Is that a ring?
1811
01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:43,827
You're proposing tonight?
1812
01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:44,962
Uh-huh.
1813
01:09:45,165 --> 01:09:46,696
You guys literally just met.
1814
01:09:46,765 --> 01:09:48,762
-Not to me, to his girlfriend.
-GRIFFIN: Oh, shit.
1815
01:09:48,831 --> 01:09:51,033
SHEILA: Kip has
another girlfriend?
1816
01:09:51,102 --> 01:09:52,903
Wow. What a dick!
1817
01:09:52,972 --> 01:09:55,505
Oh, my God!
1818
01:09:55,574 --> 01:09:57,706
You brought a fake date
to my wedding?
1819
01:09:57,775 --> 01:09:59,607
No, no, no. He's...
He's not a fake date.
1820
01:09:59,675 --> 01:10:02,807
He's just...
He's just not Kip.
1821
01:10:03,110 --> 01:10:06,714
Oh, so not-Kip is in all
of our wedding photos!
1822
01:10:06,783 --> 01:10:08,581
-Dude!
-MARGOT: I'm so sorry. It's...
1823
01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:10,916
I was... I didn't... (SIGHS)
1824
01:10:10,985 --> 01:10:13,255
Congratulations, sister.
You really did it.
1825
01:10:13,323 --> 01:10:14,691
You restored my belief
1826
01:10:14,759 --> 01:10:18,296
in your ability to ruin
absolutely everything.
1827
01:10:18,365 --> 01:10:19,895
I'm so sorry. I didn't...
(VOICE BREAKING)
1828
01:10:19,964 --> 01:10:20,966
Sorry...
1829
01:10:21,034 --> 01:10:22,196
Hold on. Margot! Wait!
1830
01:10:22,265 --> 01:10:23,831
Excuse me. Sorry.
1831
01:10:25,570 --> 01:10:27,637
Margot! Margot.
Margot, I'm sorry.
1832
01:10:27,705 --> 01:10:29,406
Sorry for what?
You didn't do anything.
1833
01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:31,410
-I mean, this is all my fault.
-No.
1834
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:33,477
Look, I should have told you,
okay? I tried.
1835
01:10:33,546 --> 01:10:34,941
-I tried to tell you.
-Tell me what?
1836
01:10:35,009 --> 01:10:37,509
That you're practically
engaged to a supermodel?
1837
01:10:37,578 --> 01:10:38,779
(CHUCKLES) No, okay.
1838
01:10:39,048 --> 01:10:41,154
-She's just a regular model.
-It doesn't matter!
1839
01:10:41,222 --> 01:10:42,585
I mean,
it's none of my business!
1840
01:10:42,654 --> 01:10:45,053
Carrie's right.
I'm a total disaster.
1841
01:10:45,122 --> 01:10:47,790
I mean, what kind of a crazy
person brings a total stranger
1842
01:10:47,859 --> 01:10:50,123
to one of the biggest days
of their sister's life?
1843
01:10:50,192 --> 01:10:52,893
Well, I mean, in all fairness,
we did meet last night.
1844
01:10:56,668 --> 01:10:58,533
Look, I'm sorry
I brought you into this.
1845
01:10:58,602 --> 01:11:00,567
-You're so nice.
-No, I'm not.
1846
01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:02,233
I'm not nice, okay? This...
1847
01:11:02,302 --> 01:11:04,570
Like, what I'm doing here,
this is not nice, okay?
1848
01:11:04,639 --> 01:11:06,445
This is really selfish.
1849
01:11:07,111 --> 01:11:08,180
What?
1850
01:11:08,582 --> 01:11:10,082
I don't know.
When I saw you the other night
1851
01:11:10,151 --> 01:11:11,450
in the parking lot, I just...
1852
01:11:11,652 --> 01:11:14,451
I felt something that I've
never felt before, and I...
1853
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,984
I wanted to wrap
my arms around you,
1854
01:11:16,052 --> 01:11:18,490
and just tell you that
everything was gonna be okay.
1855
01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:23,490
And then 24 hours later,
you needed my help, and...
1856
01:11:23,559 --> 01:11:24,991
I don't know, I just...
1857
01:11:25,692 --> 01:11:27,433
I couldn't say no.
1858
01:11:28,498 --> 01:11:29,662
-(SIGHS)
-KIP: Babe.
1859
01:11:29,731 --> 01:11:31,236
-Oh, God.
-Are you okay?
1860
01:11:31,305 --> 01:11:32,302
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, I'm...
1861
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,369
What are you still doing here?
1862
01:11:33,438 --> 01:11:34,603
What are you still doing here?
1863
01:11:34,939 --> 01:11:36,706
Dude, it's over, all right?
She doesn't want you here!
1864
01:11:36,774 --> 01:11:37,936
Don't tell me what she wants.
All right?
1865
01:11:38,005 --> 01:11:39,478
-Okay, guys...
-I know she doesn't want
1866
01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:40,742
some asshole
who can't make up his mind.
1867
01:11:40,977 --> 01:11:42,381
-Really? I'm an asshole?
-Okay, you guys! Stop it!
1868
01:11:42,450 --> 01:11:43,145
Aren't you, like,
engaged or something?
1869
01:11:43,214 --> 01:11:44,279
That's enough!
1870
01:11:44,348 --> 01:11:46,386
Griffin is leaving.
1871
01:11:47,883 --> 01:11:49,917
He has somewhere
very important to be.
1872
01:11:51,421 --> 01:11:53,355
Yeah. That's right.
1873
01:11:53,423 --> 01:11:56,028
I'm leaving. You win.
1874
01:11:56,097 --> 01:11:57,328
-Congrats.
-Hey.
1875
01:11:57,397 --> 01:11:58,928
-What about my tux?
-Kip!
1876
01:11:58,997 --> 01:12:00,927
Do you know how long it took
me to get that tux tailored?
1877
01:12:00,996 --> 01:12:02,398
MARGOT: Enough.
GRIFFIN: Oh, my God!
1878
01:12:02,467 --> 01:12:03,903
I'm so sor... Did you want...
1879
01:12:03,972 --> 01:12:05,064
You want your tux?
1880
01:12:05,133 --> 01:12:06,802
Yeah, sorry, you should've
just said that.
1881
01:12:06,871 --> 01:12:08,066
-First thing.
-KIP: Oh! Here we go again.
1882
01:12:08,135 --> 01:12:09,340
-Naked guy!
-MARGOT: Griffin, stop!
1883
01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:10,674
-KIP: Right on cue.
-$2,200.
1884
01:12:10,742 --> 01:12:11,671
-Okay, stop!
-$3,200, but who's counting?
1885
01:12:11,740 --> 01:12:12,805
Griffin, what are you doing?
1886
01:12:12,874 --> 01:12:14,205
I got to give
him back his tux.
1887
01:12:14,274 --> 01:12:16,175
-It's $2,800.
-Is he taking his clothes off?
1888
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:18,610
-I swear, he's a nudist.
-This wedding keeps getting
1889
01:12:18,679 --> 01:12:19,846
better and better.
1890
01:12:20,149 --> 01:12:21,452
KIP: It's, like, sticky.
MARGOT: You can't go outside
1891
01:12:21,687 --> 01:12:22,482
like that!
You're gonna freeze! Stop it!
1892
01:12:22,551 --> 01:12:23,649
Fuck your cufflinks.
1893
01:12:23,718 --> 01:12:24,851
-WOMAN: Sir?
-What?
1894
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,386
You can't be naked
in the lobby.
1895
01:12:26,455 --> 01:12:28,257
Sorry. Sorry.
1896
01:12:28,326 --> 01:12:29,527
Thank you very much.
1897
01:12:29,596 --> 01:12:30,825
I don't have any cash, but...
Sorry.
1898
01:12:30,894 --> 01:12:33,227
Well, it's been
a little slice of heaven.
1899
01:12:33,429 --> 01:12:34,460
MARGOT: Yeah.
1900
01:12:34,529 --> 01:12:36,029
Unforgettable.
1901
01:12:37,605 --> 01:12:40,070
I guess I'll just pay
for the dry cleaning.
1902
01:12:40,139 --> 01:12:41,470
(SCOFFS) Come on.
1903
01:12:41,539 --> 01:12:43,107
Look, why are you even here?
1904
01:12:43,677 --> 01:12:45,705
-I came to see you.
-You broke up with me.
1905
01:12:45,774 --> 01:12:47,810
I know, and I made a mistake.
1906
01:12:47,879 --> 01:12:51,011
Babe, just give us
another chance. Please.
1907
01:12:52,746 --> 01:12:55,086
(INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1908
01:12:55,154 --> 01:12:56,621
I need a drink.
1909
01:12:57,486 --> 01:12:58,921
Sorry, my love.
1910
01:12:59,223 --> 01:13:00,823
(GRUNTING)
1911
01:13:01,862 --> 01:13:02,689
Damn it!
1912
01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:05,157
(INDIE POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
1913
01:13:06,659 --> 01:13:07,995
Ugh. Shit.
1914
01:13:11,169 --> 01:13:12,571
Fuck.
1915
01:13:25,117 --> 01:13:26,552
(SIGHS)
1916
01:13:48,606 --> 01:13:51,104
(INDIE POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
1917
01:13:59,879 --> 01:14:01,046
Hey, man. It's me again.
1918
01:14:01,115 --> 01:14:02,688
Uh, could you take me
to the bus stop?
1919
01:14:02,756 --> 01:14:04,522
Sure. But it looks like
you forgot somethin'.
1920
01:14:04,591 --> 01:14:06,653
Oh, yeah. The tux.
It wasn't mine.
1921
01:14:06,721 --> 01:14:08,594
Not the tux. The girl.
1922
01:14:09,692 --> 01:14:11,256
She wasn't mine either.
1923
01:14:12,859 --> 01:14:13,958
Could've fooled me.
1924
01:14:14,227 --> 01:14:16,866
(URGING HORSE) Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah!
1925
01:14:17,701 --> 01:14:20,232
(INDIE POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
1926
01:14:40,056 --> 01:14:43,095
(LAUGHS) Hey, man.
You forgot your pants.
1927
01:14:43,164 --> 01:14:44,494
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1928
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,698
Oh, man! I might do the same!
1929
01:14:47,629 --> 01:14:49,030
(BLOWS HORN)
1930
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,972
(BUS BRAKES SQUEAL)
1931
01:15:10,925 --> 01:15:11,784
Hey.
1932
01:15:12,287 --> 01:15:15,628
I know, yeah.
I'm on the list. Griffin Reed.
1933
01:15:18,265 --> 01:15:19,830
You good? Thank you.
1934
01:15:21,830 --> 01:15:23,595
DANA: His name is Griffin?
1935
01:15:23,664 --> 01:15:24,830
I know.
1936
01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:26,238
DANA: Did you tell him?
1937
01:15:26,306 --> 01:15:27,635
No, I didn't tell him.
1938
01:15:27,703 --> 01:15:29,237
Wow. Talk about fate.
1939
01:15:29,306 --> 01:15:31,736
It's not fate! I wish people
would stop using that word.
1940
01:15:31,805 --> 01:15:33,537
But you like him.
1941
01:15:33,606 --> 01:15:37,947
So? He's proposing to some
model named Clementine.
1942
01:15:38,016 --> 01:15:40,515
-Oh! Clementine Pratt?
-You know who she is?
1943
01:15:40,584 --> 01:15:42,048
I've seen her Instagram.
1944
01:15:42,116 --> 01:15:45,120
She's got, like,
10,000 followers.
1945
01:15:45,556 --> 01:15:46,824
MARGOT: She's so pretty.
1946
01:15:46,892 --> 01:15:48,792
DANA: Well,
if he's so in love with her,
1947
01:15:48,861 --> 01:15:50,988
what's he doing
at a wedding with you?
1948
01:15:51,057 --> 01:15:52,324
He's a really nice guy.
1949
01:15:52,392 --> 01:15:53,930
-No one's that nice.
-It doesn't matter!
1950
01:15:53,999 --> 01:15:55,831
He's on his way
to propose to someone else,
1951
01:15:55,899 --> 01:15:57,637
and the real Kip
came back for me,
1952
01:15:57,705 --> 01:15:59,800
so everything worked out
just the way it should.
1953
01:15:59,869 --> 01:16:02,240
Okay? There's your... fate.
1954
01:16:02,943 --> 01:16:05,574
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-WOMAN: Yeah! It was fire!
1955
01:16:05,910 --> 01:16:07,942
MAN: Really?
I wish I was there!
1956
01:16:08,011 --> 01:16:09,380
WOMAN: Yeah,
you should have come.
1957
01:16:09,448 --> 01:16:10,815
MAN: I'll come next time.
1958
01:16:13,848 --> 01:16:14,914
Better! Appreciate it!
1959
01:16:14,983 --> 01:16:16,785
Wait, do you have my social?
1960
01:16:17,087 --> 01:16:18,985
WOMAN: Oh, yeah.
Your pictures are so great!
1961
01:16:19,054 --> 01:16:21,056
-MAN: Okay, baby.
-(GASPS) Hi!
1962
01:16:25,129 --> 01:16:28,426
Hi, uh, can I just get
a whiskey neat, please?
1963
01:16:29,767 --> 01:16:31,231
Hey, you're Clem's guy, right?
1964
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:35,071
-Oh, uh, yeah.
-Grover?
1965
01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:36,770
-Griffin.
-Ah, yes.
1966
01:16:36,839 --> 01:16:39,109
Griffin, the... lifeguard.
1967
01:16:39,778 --> 01:16:41,806
-Lawyer.
-Ah. Good on you, mate.
1968
01:16:42,042 --> 01:16:43,410
-Hi!
-Hey, babe.
1969
01:16:43,679 --> 01:16:44,847
-Hi.
-Hi.
1970
01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,247
Look who decided to show up
to their engagement party.
1971
01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:49,420
What the hell happened to you?
Were you mugged?
1972
01:16:49,488 --> 01:16:50,722
What are you wearing?
1973
01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,154
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Look, my phone died.
1974
01:16:52,222 --> 01:16:54,225
It's just, it's been
a really long night, so...
1975
01:16:54,294 --> 01:16:55,220
Yeah. For me.
1976
01:16:55,422 --> 01:16:56,894
Do you know how embarrassing
it is to show up
1977
01:16:56,962 --> 01:16:58,229
to your own
New Year's Eve party alone?
1978
01:16:58,298 --> 01:16:59,257
I know. I'm...
1979
01:16:59,326 --> 01:17:00,564
I had sponsors
waiting for our arrival!
1980
01:17:00,633 --> 01:17:01,832
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1981
01:17:01,901 --> 01:17:02,993
And what am I supposed
to tell Zara?
1982
01:17:03,463 --> 01:17:05,570
-I don't know. I...
-You know what?
1983
01:17:05,973 --> 01:17:08,332
It doesn't matter.
I will smooth it up with Zara
1984
01:17:08,401 --> 01:17:11,238
and you can wear them
for the wedding.
1985
01:17:11,838 --> 01:17:12,870
Okay.
1986
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:14,708
Don't worry.
Everything's all set.
1987
01:17:14,777 --> 01:17:15,978
-Okay?
-Okay.
1988
01:17:16,313 --> 01:17:20,680
Please give it up for
the fabulous Clementine Pratt!
1989
01:17:20,749 --> 01:17:22,584
(ALL CHEERING)
1990
01:17:23,086 --> 01:17:26,856
Thank you! Thank you.
My goodness.
1991
01:17:26,925 --> 01:17:29,253
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna sing.
1992
01:17:29,322 --> 01:17:31,027
But I just wanted
to thank James
1993
01:17:31,096 --> 01:17:34,426
for hosting
this incredible party tonight!
1994
01:17:35,096 --> 01:17:36,395
I don't know about you all,
1995
01:17:36,463 --> 01:17:38,569
but I have a feeling
this is going to be
1996
01:17:38,638 --> 01:17:41,504
the best New Year's Eve ever.
1997
01:17:41,773 --> 01:17:43,170
(CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
1998
01:17:43,239 --> 01:17:45,877
Babe,
(WHISPERS) I think you're on.
1999
01:17:47,281 --> 01:17:48,374
CARRIE: Okay!
2000
01:17:48,443 --> 01:17:50,441
-Who's ready for the bouquet?
-BRIAN: Hey.
2001
01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:51,714
CARRIE: Okay,
on the count of three.
2002
01:17:51,783 --> 01:17:52,780
-Ready?
-FLOUR: Okay!
2003
01:17:52,848 --> 01:17:54,146
CARRIE: Three, two...
2004
01:17:54,215 --> 01:17:55,552
KIP: One!
No, I'm just kidding.
2005
01:17:55,621 --> 01:17:56,717
-What?
-Just one second
2006
01:17:56,786 --> 01:17:57,953
before you guys do that.
2007
01:17:58,256 --> 01:17:59,524
This is my favorite part
of the wedding, by the way.
2008
01:17:59,593 --> 01:18:00,959
But I just have to do this.
2009
01:18:01,027 --> 01:18:02,823
-What the hell?
-KIP: I really appreciate it.
2010
01:18:02,891 --> 01:18:04,124
Would you guys just mind?
2011
01:18:04,193 --> 01:18:06,665
Many of you guys
don't know me, okay?
2012
01:18:06,734 --> 01:18:09,930
But, uh, I am Kip.
The real Kip.
2013
01:18:09,999 --> 01:18:11,935
And I just want to apologize
2014
01:18:12,004 --> 01:18:13,637
for what happened
with the imposter Kip.
2015
01:18:13,706 --> 01:18:14,838
I kinda liked the imposter.
2016
01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:16,507
And I don't want
to steal the thunder
2017
01:18:16,575 --> 01:18:18,069
from the beautiful bride.
2018
01:18:18,138 --> 01:18:19,204
-Oh, no.
-BRIAN: Yes.
2019
01:18:19,272 --> 01:18:20,437
We wouldn't want
to do that. No.
2020
01:18:20,506 --> 01:18:21,578
-KIP: This has to be done.
-Right.
2021
01:18:21,647 --> 01:18:23,079
This is very important.
2022
01:18:25,112 --> 01:18:26,819
(CLEMENTINE CLEARS THROAT)
2023
01:18:27,287 --> 01:18:28,179
Okay.
2024
01:18:28,615 --> 01:18:30,790
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
-(CLEMENTINE CHUCKLES)
2025
01:18:31,687 --> 01:18:33,892
Oh, shit.
2026
01:18:38,364 --> 01:18:39,491
(GIGGLES)
2027
01:18:40,768 --> 01:18:42,193
You know,
whenever I imagined myself
2028
01:18:42,262 --> 01:18:44,067
proposing to my future wife,
2029
01:18:45,268 --> 01:18:47,666
I always knew
it would only happen once.
2030
01:18:47,735 --> 01:18:50,841
When I imagined the man
of my dreams proposing to me,
2031
01:18:50,910 --> 01:18:53,974
I wanted it to be
once in a lifetime.
2032
01:18:54,043 --> 01:18:55,275
And I'd never give that moment
2033
01:18:55,344 --> 01:18:58,180
to someone
who I had any doubts about.
2034
01:18:58,947 --> 01:19:00,384
Twenty-four hours ago,
2035
01:19:01,086 --> 01:19:04,052
all I wanted was for you
to ask me to marry you.
2036
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,451
GRIFFIN:
Twenty-four hours ago,
2037
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,452
I'd convinced myself
that you were the woman
2038
01:19:07,521 --> 01:19:10,328
I wanted to spend
the rest of my life with.
2039
01:19:10,396 --> 01:19:12,458
(GIGGLING)
2040
01:19:14,797 --> 01:19:16,167
But that's...
2041
01:19:16,236 --> 01:19:17,364
Changed.
2042
01:19:18,601 --> 01:19:19,635
(SCOFFS)
2043
01:19:19,937 --> 01:19:21,399
-GRIFFIN: Um...
-What?
2044
01:19:21,468 --> 01:19:24,041
I... I thought
this is what you wanted.
2045
01:19:24,110 --> 01:19:26,411
-I can't. I can't do this.
-CLEMENTINE: What?
2046
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,075
I can't let you do this.
2047
01:19:28,144 --> 01:19:30,009
I'm really sorry.
I... I can't.
2048
01:19:30,078 --> 01:19:32,115
-What?
-I'm sorry.
2049
01:19:33,083 --> 01:19:34,920
-Come on. Get up.
-(MIC FEEDBACK)
2050
01:19:36,352 --> 01:19:38,215
Happy New Year, everyone!
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Here.
2051
01:19:38,284 --> 01:19:40,156
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.
2052
01:19:40,725 --> 01:19:42,994
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES)
2053
01:19:52,567 --> 01:19:54,973
Just... Just stop
for just a second. All right?
2054
01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:57,635
I know that I'm embarrassing
myself, but...
2055
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,275
I treated you terribly
last night.
2056
01:20:01,344 --> 01:20:02,807
-And I am sorry. Last night...
-Yeah.
2057
01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:05,380
The truth is, I have spent
the last 24 hours thinking
2058
01:20:05,449 --> 01:20:08,184
that I've been making the
biggest mistake of my life.
2059
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,823
I... actually think
that I love you,
2060
01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:15,526
and I...
I do want to marry you.
2061
01:20:15,762 --> 01:20:19,190
You "think"? (SCOFFS) What,
2062
01:20:19,258 --> 01:20:20,993
are you... are you crazy?
2063
01:20:21,062 --> 01:20:22,395
You don't love me.
2064
01:20:22,464 --> 01:20:26,299
And you know what? I...
I don't love you.
2065
01:20:26,368 --> 01:20:27,905
I mean,
I had more fun tonight,
2066
01:20:27,974 --> 01:20:30,041
a more honest,
genuine connection
2067
01:20:30,110 --> 01:20:31,675
with a total stranger
than I've had with you
2068
01:20:31,743 --> 01:20:32,942
in the last three months!
2069
01:20:33,010 --> 01:20:34,810
Wow. Kick a guy
while he's down.
2070
01:20:34,878 --> 01:20:36,877
I'm just being honest.
2071
01:20:36,946 --> 01:20:38,311
You know it's true.
2072
01:20:38,379 --> 01:20:40,953
And you'll bounce back,
I'm sure.
2073
01:20:41,719 --> 01:20:43,121
Goodbye, okay?
2074
01:20:43,189 --> 01:20:46,354
For real this time, please.
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
2075
01:20:47,261 --> 01:20:48,323
Goodbye.
2076
01:20:50,025 --> 01:20:52,294
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS)
2077
01:20:55,369 --> 01:20:56,496
(SIGHS)
2078
01:20:58,835 --> 01:21:00,236
(GRIFFIN SIGHS)
2079
01:21:01,871 --> 01:21:03,569
Oh, my God.
2080
01:21:05,313 --> 01:21:06,539
(SIGHING)
2081
01:21:12,078 --> 01:21:13,546
Okay...
2082
01:21:14,555 --> 01:21:16,989
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)
2083
01:21:24,992 --> 01:21:26,493
(SIGHS)
2084
01:21:29,702 --> 01:21:31,201
Ted, are you hungry?
2085
01:21:33,271 --> 01:21:37,240
-(PURRING)
-Hey, buddy. Happy New Year.
2086
01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:40,474
Yum, yum, yum.
2087
01:21:40,877 --> 01:21:42,278
Good night, pal.
2088
01:21:47,654 --> 01:21:48,779
CARRIE: Wow, okay.
2089
01:21:48,848 --> 01:21:50,781
So you're just sneaking out
of my wedding?
2090
01:21:50,850 --> 01:21:53,819
I was going more
for graceful exit. (CHUCKLES)
2091
01:21:54,055 --> 01:21:55,992
Oh, okay. Right.
2092
01:21:56,061 --> 01:21:58,957
Just, uh,
quick question first.
2093
01:21:59,526 --> 01:22:01,932
-Why do you hate me?
-Hate you?
2094
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,095
-Yeah.
-I don't hate you.
2095
01:22:04,164 --> 01:22:05,398
I worship you.
2096
01:22:05,467 --> 01:22:07,673
-(SCOFFS) Okay. Come on.
-What? It's true!
2097
01:22:07,742 --> 01:22:08,941
I wish I were more like you.
2098
01:22:09,010 --> 01:22:11,208
I mean, you're brave.
You're smart.
2099
01:22:11,276 --> 01:22:13,345
Everywhere we go,
everybody just adores you.
2100
01:22:13,414 --> 01:22:15,844
I mean, you're marrying the
best guy in the world tonight.
2101
01:22:15,913 --> 01:22:17,348
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
2102
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:19,245
Your life is perfect.
2103
01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:21,915
You think my life is perfect?
2104
01:22:21,984 --> 01:22:23,353
Are you crazy?
2105
01:22:23,421 --> 01:22:25,921
No, the only difference
between me and you is
2106
01:22:25,989 --> 01:22:28,060
I go for what I want.
2107
01:22:28,829 --> 01:22:30,524
And you're too afraid to try.
2108
01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:34,132
So, stop trying to be me.
2109
01:22:35,228 --> 01:22:36,729
Just go be you.
2110
01:22:37,432 --> 01:22:39,566
-(CHUCKLES)
-You're right.
2111
01:22:40,432 --> 01:22:42,504
(SNIFFLES) Thank you.
2112
01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:43,600
Yeah.
2113
01:22:43,669 --> 01:22:45,742
I'm sorry
I ruined your wedding.
2114
01:22:45,811 --> 01:22:47,609
No. Hey, it's fine.
2115
01:22:47,677 --> 01:22:50,141
You know, Brian said that
the fight already went viral.
2116
01:22:50,210 --> 01:22:52,084
(BOTH LAUGH)
2117
01:22:52,585 --> 01:22:53,646
(SIGHS)
2118
01:22:54,347 --> 01:22:56,154
I love you, sister.
2119
01:22:57,087 --> 01:22:59,157
I love you too. (CHUCKLES)
2120
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:05,592
-Hmm.
-(CHUCKLES)
2121
01:23:06,494 --> 01:23:08,132
PEOPLE: Ten! Nine!
CARRIE: Oh!
2122
01:23:08,201 --> 01:23:09,363
PEOPLE: Eight! Seven!
CARRIE: Um...
2123
01:23:09,566 --> 01:23:10,761
-MARGOT: Go. Go.
-Yeah, okay. But don't forget
2124
01:23:10,830 --> 01:23:12,032
-brunch tomorrow.
-PEOPLE: Six! Five! Four!
2125
01:23:12,101 --> 01:23:13,302
-Okay.
-Yeah?
2126
01:23:13,371 --> 01:23:18,237
PEOPLE: Three! Two! One!
Happy New Year!
2127
01:23:18,305 --> 01:23:20,805
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
2128
01:23:21,715 --> 01:23:23,775
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS)
2129
01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:56,214
(GROANS)
2130
01:23:57,079 --> 01:23:58,480
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
2131
01:24:00,146 --> 01:24:01,879
(GROANS)
2132
01:24:02,756 --> 01:24:05,124
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2133
01:24:17,471 --> 01:24:18,830
Hi, Ted.
2134
01:24:30,878 --> 01:24:33,647
I love what you've done
with my apartment.
2135
01:24:36,557 --> 01:24:37,618
(SIGHS)
2136
01:24:38,724 --> 01:24:39,818
Margot?
2137
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:43,358
I rang the bell,
like, a thousand times,
2138
01:24:43,427 --> 01:24:44,861
but you didn't answer,
so I just...
2139
01:24:44,930 --> 01:24:46,026
I don't have a bell.
2140
01:24:46,362 --> 01:24:48,926
Oh. I wonder what that was.
2141
01:24:50,095 --> 01:24:53,201
Wait, hold on. So, what...
what are you doing here?
2142
01:24:53,270 --> 01:24:54,735
Uh, you left this at my house.
2143
01:24:54,803 --> 01:24:58,507
I thought it might be
important. Legal stuff.
2144
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:01,411
Yeah. Thank you.
2145
01:25:07,482 --> 01:25:09,580
-You're alone.
-Um, yeah.
2146
01:25:09,649 --> 01:25:12,191
And not engaged. (CHUCKLES)
2147
01:25:13,024 --> 01:25:14,485
-And...
-No...
2148
01:25:14,554 --> 01:25:16,756
Wait. How did you know?
2149
01:25:17,290 --> 01:25:18,455
Instagram.
2150
01:25:18,724 --> 01:25:20,760
Ah, right. Yeah.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
2151
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,302
Wait, hold on. So, you came
all the way over here
2152
01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:29,769
at 2:00 a.m.
just to return my bag?
2153
01:25:31,106 --> 01:25:32,204
Yeah.
2154
01:25:32,740 --> 01:25:34,609
Well, and to show you
something.
2155
01:25:35,378 --> 01:25:36,809
You want to show me something?
2156
01:25:37,617 --> 01:25:38,679
Yes.
2157
01:25:43,954 --> 01:25:45,290
Unzip.
2158
01:25:46,386 --> 01:25:47,725
Is this a trap?
2159
01:25:48,061 --> 01:25:49,424
-No!
-Okay. (LAUGHS)
2160
01:25:49,493 --> 01:25:51,428
-Just do it!
-All right. All right.
2161
01:25:58,405 --> 01:26:01,002
(SIGHS) The stupid things
we do in college, right?
2162
01:26:01,070 --> 01:26:02,307
(CHUCKLES)
2163
01:26:02,808 --> 01:26:03,902
Um...
2164
01:26:05,009 --> 01:26:06,443
That's a...
2165
01:26:07,311 --> 01:26:08,706
-MARGOT: A griffin.
-What...
2166
01:26:08,775 --> 01:26:10,780
MARGOT:
I have a griffin tattoo.
2167
01:26:11,082 --> 01:26:12,350
You got that in college?
2168
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:14,580
Yeah.
2169
01:26:14,849 --> 01:26:16,921
I had just broken up
with my boyfriend.
2170
01:26:16,989 --> 01:26:19,289
I was a little drunk.
2171
01:26:19,358 --> 01:26:21,959
And I told the guy
to surprise me.
2172
01:26:22,028 --> 01:26:24,725
So... surprise! (CHUCKLES)
2173
01:26:32,504 --> 01:26:34,132
Oh, thank God,
it's not a Tweety Bird.
2174
01:26:34,201 --> 01:26:35,439
(LAUGHS)
2175
01:26:40,847 --> 01:26:41,944
This is insane.
2176
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:43,841
You have a griffin
on your body.
2177
01:26:43,910 --> 01:26:45,249
If you have "Margot"
on your ass,
2178
01:26:45,318 --> 01:26:46,878
I really am calling
the police.
2179
01:26:46,947 --> 01:26:48,947
Oh, not yet,
but that's a good idea.
2180
01:26:54,559 --> 01:26:56,059
CLEMENTINE:
Are you fucking kidding me?
2181
01:26:56,127 --> 01:26:57,356
Oh, shit! Clementine!
2182
01:26:57,425 --> 01:26:58,626
What are you doing here?
2183
01:26:58,695 --> 01:27:00,062
You didn't even call
to check on me.
2184
01:27:00,131 --> 01:27:01,729
What... We broke up.
2185
01:27:02,265 --> 01:27:03,534
I want my Sonicare.
2186
01:27:03,770 --> 01:27:04,595
What?
2187
01:27:04,664 --> 01:27:06,096
My Sonicare toothbrush.
2188
01:27:06,165 --> 01:27:08,472
I actually had to pay
for that. I want it back.
2189
01:27:09,207 --> 01:27:10,637
-Now?
-Yes, now!
2190
01:27:10,706 --> 01:27:12,670
Before you rub it
all over your mouth,
2191
01:27:12,739 --> 01:27:14,177
or clean your toilet with it.
2192
01:27:14,246 --> 01:27:15,807
Or let someone else use it.
2193
01:27:15,876 --> 01:27:17,913
Yeah, okay, all right.
Just one second.
2194
01:27:17,982 --> 01:27:19,010
Thanks.
2195
01:27:21,854 --> 01:27:22,919
Wait.
2196
01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,119
I know you.
2197
01:27:24,454 --> 01:27:26,787
Are you the girl
from Bennigan's?
2198
01:27:27,353 --> 01:27:28,489
Yes.
2199
01:27:28,925 --> 01:27:31,429
-You stole my Uber.
-So, you stole my boyfriend?
2200
01:27:31,498 --> 01:27:35,265
No. Not... Not really.
Not... Not on purpose.
2201
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,331
How long has this
been going on?
2202
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,135
Minutes! Seconds. Not long.
2203
01:27:39,204 --> 01:27:40,370
What kind of person steals
2204
01:27:40,439 --> 01:27:42,072
someone's boyfriend
on New Year's Eve?
2205
01:27:42,141 --> 01:27:43,635
I didn't mean to. I swear.
2206
01:27:43,704 --> 01:27:45,205
I think this is everything.
2207
01:27:45,274 --> 01:27:46,307
I need a bag!
2208
01:27:46,375 --> 01:27:47,943
Bag, yes. One second.
2209
01:27:48,379 --> 01:27:49,444
Did you know he was supposed
2210
01:27:49,513 --> 01:27:50,911
to ask me
to marry him tonight?
2211
01:27:51,247 --> 01:27:52,976
Um, was he?
2212
01:27:53,045 --> 01:27:54,684
(TEARFULLY)
It was so humiliating.
2213
01:27:54,753 --> 01:27:57,454
He basically dumped me
in front of the whole party.
2214
01:27:57,523 --> 01:28:00,991
Some people even got it
on video. (CRIES)
2215
01:28:01,060 --> 01:28:03,892
I'm sorry. Tissue?
2216
01:28:04,461 --> 01:28:07,729
-Thanks.
-That's... That's awful.
2217
01:28:09,596 --> 01:28:11,731
I've seen your Instagram.
2218
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:13,463
Your pictures
are really pretty.
2219
01:28:13,532 --> 01:28:14,836
Thanks.
2220
01:28:15,172 --> 01:28:16,533
(BLOWS NOSE)
2221
01:28:16,602 --> 01:28:18,074
It's Facetune.
2222
01:28:18,242 --> 01:28:19,636
Oh. That's a good app.
2223
01:28:19,705 --> 01:28:21,676
Okay, I have a bag.
2224
01:28:21,745 --> 01:28:23,980
She doesn't need a bag!
She needs a hug!
2225
01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:25,278
And more tissues!
2226
01:28:25,447 --> 01:28:27,081
(SIGHS) Seriously?
2227
01:28:27,383 --> 01:28:28,717
-Griffin!
-Okay.
2228
01:28:31,017 --> 01:28:33,154
You do seem
like a nice person.
2229
01:28:33,223 --> 01:28:34,921
I'm trying to be.
2230
01:28:35,224 --> 01:28:36,892
(SOBBING)
2231
01:28:37,194 --> 01:28:39,431
Oh, no. Okay.
2232
01:28:41,129 --> 01:28:43,966
You know, I really hope you
don't wake up tomorrow
2233
01:28:44,035 --> 01:28:47,598
and realize there was never
anything real between you two.
2234
01:28:47,667 --> 01:28:49,032
And that you just ruined
2235
01:28:49,101 --> 01:28:51,005
the entire course
of all of our lives
2236
01:28:51,074 --> 01:28:56,044
for some meaningless, romantic
New Year's Eve fantasy.
2237
01:28:56,346 --> 01:28:58,411
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)
2238
01:28:59,114 --> 01:29:01,051
GRIFFIN: Okay, so, it looks
like we're out of Kleenex,
2239
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,520
but I found some TP.
2240
01:29:03,385 --> 01:29:04,753
I have to go.
2241
01:29:05,688 --> 01:29:08,821
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm really sorry.
2242
01:29:08,890 --> 01:29:10,289
Wait, Margot,
where are you going?
2243
01:29:10,358 --> 01:29:11,595
Margot?
2244
01:29:13,461 --> 01:29:14,730
What did you do?
2245
01:29:16,267 --> 01:29:18,129
-Nothing.
-(SCOFFS)
2246
01:29:19,932 --> 01:29:21,198
All right, take your stuff.
2247
01:29:28,310 --> 01:29:29,613
Margot?
2248
01:29:30,478 --> 01:29:31,543
Margot, wait.
2249
01:29:31,612 --> 01:29:32,983
What just happened?
2250
01:29:33,052 --> 01:29:34,178
I can't do this.
2251
01:29:34,247 --> 01:29:36,219
I can't be responsible
for ruining your life
2252
01:29:36,288 --> 01:29:37,653
like I do everyone else's.
2253
01:29:37,722 --> 01:29:39,884
Oh, you're not ruining
anything. Okay?
2254
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:42,486
Listen, Margot,
I'm crazy about you.
2255
01:29:42,855 --> 01:29:44,459
You don't even know me.
2256
01:29:44,528 --> 01:29:45,793
I mean, a couple hours ago,
2257
01:29:45,862 --> 01:29:48,062
you were gonna propose
to somebody else.
2258
01:29:48,131 --> 01:29:50,965
Yeah, and it would've been
the worst mistake of my life.
2259
01:29:51,434 --> 01:29:53,064
Come on, 15 Maple Drive?
2260
01:29:53,133 --> 01:29:55,473
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Your tattoo?
2261
01:29:55,542 --> 01:29:57,306
That's got to mean something,
right?
2262
01:29:57,374 --> 01:29:58,706
You know this is fate.
2263
01:29:58,775 --> 01:30:01,243
I am so tired
of everyone saying
2264
01:30:01,312 --> 01:30:02,746
that everything is fate.
2265
01:30:02,814 --> 01:30:05,247
Okay, who doesn't love
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
2266
01:30:05,315 --> 01:30:06,415
15 Maple Drive?
2267
01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:07,616
I'm sure if you googled it,
2268
01:30:07,685 --> 01:30:09,046
there are thousands
of results.
2269
01:30:09,115 --> 01:30:11,115
You could've woken up
in anyone's bed.
2270
01:30:11,184 --> 01:30:13,958
Yeah, but I woke up in yours.
Okay?
2271
01:30:14,027 --> 01:30:15,119
So, call it fate,
2272
01:30:15,188 --> 01:30:17,087
or dumb luck, or chance,
or whatever it is,
2273
01:30:17,156 --> 01:30:19,196
but I still get to choose,
okay?
2274
01:30:19,264 --> 01:30:21,231
And I... I choose you.
2275
01:30:21,299 --> 01:30:24,030
And... And I choose...
2276
01:30:25,097 --> 01:30:27,638
I choose to do
the right thing.
2277
01:30:28,674 --> 01:30:31,506
Maybe fate
is that girl waiting for you
2278
01:30:31,575 --> 01:30:32,572
in your apartment right now.
2279
01:30:32,641 --> 01:30:34,205
You don't believe that.
2280
01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:35,608
Come on.
2281
01:30:35,877 --> 01:30:38,177
Thank you
for helping me tonight.
2282
01:30:38,679 --> 01:30:40,681
I mean, you really are
2283
01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:42,983
the nicest human
I've ever met.
2284
01:30:43,052 --> 01:30:46,322
And before you say it,
"nice" isn't a bad thing.
2285
01:30:46,658 --> 01:30:50,188
It's a great thing.
It's a rare thing.
2286
01:30:51,593 --> 01:30:53,532
So, don't ever stop.
2287
01:30:55,335 --> 01:30:57,195
Wait, Margot, please, just...
2288
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:01,535
You know, when the universe
gives you a gift,
2289
01:31:01,603 --> 01:31:03,102
you don't just say no.
2290
01:31:14,451 --> 01:31:16,115
Happy New Year, Griffin.
2291
01:31:22,226 --> 01:31:23,287
(SIGHS)
2292
01:31:30,896 --> 01:31:33,165
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2293
01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:39,204
(ALARM RINGING)
2294
01:31:48,649 --> 01:31:49,918
(RINGING STOPS)
2295
01:31:52,058 --> 01:31:53,658
Oh, shit.
2296
01:31:55,159 --> 01:31:57,189
Oh, God.
2297
01:31:58,460 --> 01:31:59,730
(SIGHS)
2298
01:32:01,627 --> 01:32:02,931
(GROANS)
2299
01:32:18,581 --> 01:32:20,179
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2300
01:32:23,321 --> 01:32:24,352
(LAUGHS) Hey!
2301
01:32:24,421 --> 01:32:25,888
Oh, there he is!
2302
01:32:25,956 --> 01:32:28,251
Happy New Year, everybody.
Hello, hello!
2303
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,054
Honey, what happened
to your face?
2304
01:32:30,123 --> 01:32:31,860
Oh, it's fine, it's fine.
I just...
2305
01:32:31,929 --> 01:32:34,891
Yeah, last night,
I ran into a fist.
2306
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:36,194
-Fist?
-Yeah.
2307
01:32:36,363 --> 01:32:37,533
Well, you should see
the other guy. (LAUGHS)
2308
01:32:37,602 --> 01:32:38,730
GRIFFIN: Yeah, right? (LAUGHS)
2309
01:32:38,799 --> 01:32:40,265
So, where is Clementine?
2310
01:32:40,334 --> 01:32:41,905
Yeah, yeah,
where's this gorgeous fiancée
2311
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,470
your mother keeps showing me
on Instacart, huh?
2312
01:32:43,539 --> 01:32:44,808
Instacart! Um...
2313
01:32:44,876 --> 01:32:47,076
She's, uh, actually
not gonna make it today.
2314
01:32:47,145 --> 01:32:49,412
What happened? Oh, she didn't
get your cold, did she?
2315
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:50,708
No, she's fine, actually.
2316
01:32:50,777 --> 01:32:52,717
Um, yeah...
2317
01:32:53,053 --> 01:32:54,114
(SIGHS)
2318
01:32:55,283 --> 01:32:57,887
It's actually just...
It's not gonna work out.
2319
01:32:57,955 --> 01:32:59,917
Yeah, I'm sorry
to disappoint you guys.
2320
01:32:59,986 --> 01:33:01,286
Oh, disappoint who? Us?
2321
01:33:01,488 --> 01:33:04,025
Yeah, I know, December 30th
is like your special day,
2322
01:33:04,094 --> 01:33:05,593
-and I kind of blew it.
-DAD: Hell, son...
2323
01:33:05,661 --> 01:33:07,224
Son, it's just a day.
2324
01:33:07,292 --> 01:33:09,200
I mean,
you'll find your own day.
2325
01:33:09,269 --> 01:33:10,333
And your own girl.
2326
01:33:10,401 --> 01:33:11,799
Oh. I love you.
2327
01:33:11,868 --> 01:33:13,604
-I love you more.
-(CHUCKLES)
2328
01:33:13,672 --> 01:33:15,067
Okay, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
2329
01:33:15,136 --> 01:33:16,333
-I'll be right back.
-MOM: All right.
2330
01:33:16,402 --> 01:33:17,540
-We'll be right here.
-Okay? All right.
2331
01:33:17,609 --> 01:33:19,843
-(WATER TRICKLES)
-(GROANS)
2332
01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:23,242
(SIGHS)
2333
01:33:24,745 --> 01:33:26,377
(GROANS SOFTLY)
2334
01:33:29,683 --> 01:33:30,953
Okay.
2335
01:33:51,111 --> 01:33:52,208
Dude!
2336
01:33:52,277 --> 01:33:53,304
What?
2337
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,206
BRIAN: Hey, Kip's here.
GRIFFIN: (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
2338
01:33:55,275 --> 01:33:56,748
BRIAN: What are
you doing here?
2339
01:33:58,645 --> 01:33:59,916
Wow.
2340
01:34:04,588 --> 01:34:06,384
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)
2341
01:34:14,828 --> 01:34:16,163
(GRIFFIN GASPS)
2342
01:34:16,995 --> 01:34:18,737
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
2343
01:34:19,272 --> 01:34:20,772
(INHALES DEEPLY)
2344
01:34:25,578 --> 01:34:27,706
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
2345
01:34:27,774 --> 01:34:29,011
(CHUCKLES)
2346
01:34:30,745 --> 01:34:32,279
(BOTH LAUGH)
2347
01:34:32,548 --> 01:34:33,884
(SIGHS)
2348
01:34:34,484 --> 01:34:35,820
(CHUCKLES)
2349
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:55,037
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2350
01:34:58,841 --> 01:35:00,504
(MARGOT BREATHING HEAVILY)
2351
01:35:14,757 --> 01:35:17,026
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)