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The rockridge bulk emporium
brothers are about three things.

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Both: Infinite savings,
efficiency, and back support.

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What's the plan when
we're stuck behind a family

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Taking up the whole aisle?

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Whoo! Spin move!

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And then, beelining towards the
tube sock 12-pack of my dreams!

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What if the three-pack
of lunch meats

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Aren't in the regular spot?

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I find the lady
who already has them, I say,

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"ma'am, where the meat at?!"

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Meanwhile, I'm carbo-loading
on tiny pizza samples.

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(making clicking sounds)
and getting one for my dog.

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Boom! It's sample or be sampled!

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Come on, can we go now?

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Is this what adulthood
is going to be like?

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It's the best part.

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I honestly feel
more complete as a man.

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Train's leaving for paradise.

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Both: Choo-choo!

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♪

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Kids, the chair-making
show we like is on.

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You want to join? Kids?!

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Camille? Babe?

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Ramesh?

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- (doorbell ringing)
- camille: I'm writing.

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Can you get that?

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(groaning)

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(doorbell ringing)

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Coming!

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- (doorbell ringing)
- whoa!

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- Vance. Bob.
- Andrew. Good day.

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Andrew, don't you look well?

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May we?

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So, how's suspension
treating you, bob?

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Well, I'm just living it up.

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Oh, lucky you because
my workload doubled,

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And I found out your
to-do list never got to-done.

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Which brings us
to why we're here.

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(sighing)
vance and our therapist

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Thought it would be a good idea
if I apologized to people

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For any harm I may have
caused with my "corruption".

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- No air quotes.
- My corruption.

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So, I guess
I owe you an apology.

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I regret you may have
been hurt by my actions.

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There, I did it.

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No, you didn't.
Now, come on, say it, mean it.

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(sighing)
I'm...

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I'm s...

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I'm s...
I am...

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I am so...

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Why is it so hard to say sorry?

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Look, we're good.

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It's my first weekend off
with no work in a while

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And I just want to
chill with my family.

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- Yep, you got it. Bye.
- No, bob.

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You know what?
Andrew, we would love it

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If you and your beautiful family
would spend this weekend

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At our quaint little cottage.

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Both: What?

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Well, we're clearly
not going anymore

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Because we're in
need of an emergency

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Couples therapy session.

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You're not joking?

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I've always wanted
to go to a cottage.

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Well, it's all yours.
Bob will send you the details.

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Let's go, bob.

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(sighing)
vance, why would you do that?

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- Vance: It serves you right!
- (door closing)

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Phams, pack your bags!
We're going to a cottage!

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Seriously, where is everyone?

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♪

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(horns honking)

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Ramesh (on phone:)
oh, how's traffic?

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It sucks.
I just turned off the engine.

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We're literally
just parked here.

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How do so many
people have cottages?

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Hmm, generational wealth.

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Dad, are you sure you're going
to be okay alone this weekend?

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Oh, I'll be fully occupied.

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Camille: Making pancakes.

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Waffles, actually.

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Don't worry,
I shan't burn down the house.

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In fact, I have a few homey
things to tackle around here.

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Uh, really? Like what?

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The house shan't be burned down.

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That is your takeaway here.

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- Okay.
- Ramesh: Well, ta-ta.

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- Watch out for bears.
- (phone beeping)

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This cottage is in, like,

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Deep woods, with
an outhouse, right?

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Vance said it
was "quaint yet rustic".

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What white people
call "roughing it".

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Woodsy walter stays
in his own shelter alone.

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- I'm going to try it.
- Who's woodsy walter?

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- Some dork he follows.
- You're the dork.

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Khia, what are you listening to?

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Oh, it's the
cabin cleaver podcast.

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There is a serial killer out
near the lake we're going to,

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Back in the early 2000s,
the lakeside lopper.

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He lopped off
six people's heads.

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(laughing)

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The radio up here is so quirky.

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Dj (on radio:)
great news, folks.

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The world's biggest
beer cozy landmark

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Has reopened for the season.

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So, bring the family,
but expect a line-up.

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Yes!
That's on my didil: My...

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All:
Dream it, do it list.

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Real talk, I cleared my insane
schedule for this weekend,

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So my didil
involves doing nada.

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Fine, you earned it.

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But spending time together
as a family in nature

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Is number one on my didil.

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Since when are you
interested in nature?

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I never got to do
stuff in the wild growing up.

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The closest I ever came was,
this one time,

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My cousin lily threw

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A computer into a ravine and my
uncle made us fish it out.

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My mom didn't want me to
spend too much time in the sun

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Because my skin
would get darker.

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Shadism is
not a good look, naniji.

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Lucky for you,
your parents are perfect.

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Both: Eeeeee!

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Dj (on radio:)
break out the crokinole,

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The forecast is
calling for more rain.

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Ignore that.

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We're going to enjoy the hell
out of this beautiful country.

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- (horn honking)
- come on!

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We're trying to build
some core memories here!

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♪

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Get out of here,
stupid bugs! Come on!

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You're supposed
to spray yourself.

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Or go natural.

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Woodsy walter showed how to
harvest citronella oil.

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You're obsessed with that guy.

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You're one to talk, murder girl.

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Don't fight.
This is nature time.

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It's beautiful.

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(gagging)
bug. Ugh.

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All: Whoa!

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This is fancier than our house.

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They have vr headsets?

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Oh, it smells like a spa.

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- Nice.
- They got 6g up here.

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I'm listening
to the last episode.

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No.

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It's didil time. Come on!

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I've got some classic
cottage fun in mind.

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Listening to podcasts?

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Splitting up to see
who can survive the longest

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Off the land?

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Finding the hot tub.

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Let me give you a hint.

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Zzz! Plop!

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Oh, what do we have here?

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It's fishing! Huh?

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Is this going
to get any less boring?

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Fishing is not about rushing.

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Woodsy walter catches
fish with his bare hands.

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I will give you all of my tet
money if you can catch a fish

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With your bare hands.

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No, no,
you're not going to do that.

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He wants to; let him.

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(sighing)
whoa!

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Oh! Oh!

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W hat do I do?! What do I do?!

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Okay, I'll look it up, I'll look
it up, I'll look it up.

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(screeching happily)

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Um, okay. "lure it in
and... Remove the hook

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"and bludgeon its head."

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What?
I'm not going to do that. No.

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- Andrew, andrew.
- Oh, no, no. You're the chef,

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And I have
an overactive gag reflex.

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- Ugh!
- Ugh! Okay!

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Whoa!

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Ahh!

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Ho, ho, ho!

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The lopper!

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Is there a head inside?

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Why is that your first thought?

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Okay, fine.
Maybe no fish sticks,

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But we can have some
campfire s'mores tonight.

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There's a fire ban in the area.

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What?!

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Well, there goes didil number
four through twenty-one.

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I already got another one.
Let's go!

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Huzzah! Ha-ha!
Now, that's aligned.

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No more five degrees
off for you, mr. Tea cupboard.

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(chuckling)

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I do like being able to
talk to myself out loud again.

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There's something so pleasuring

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About self-auditory stimulation.

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All right.

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Ah, yes, the ice maker
has been acting up again.

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Ah...

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(grinding whirring)

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That's new.

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- (whirring)
- ah! Ah!

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Ah!

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Aah!
(grunting)

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♪

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♪ our house had
the biggest patio ♪

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♪ our house had
all the summer shade ♪

204
00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,449
(coughing)

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- ♪ we had patio lanterns ♪
- (thunder rumbling)

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♪ those patio lanterns ♪

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00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:16,194
♪ they were
the stars in our sky ♪

208
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,733
♪ those patio lanterns ♪

209
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Andrew: Sun's out!

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There you are.

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Only found one,
but we can take turns.

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00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:32,143
No, I'm done.
I am making my own didil.

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It's called dmotac,
do my own thing and chill.

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Khia!

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Same.
Time to woodsy walter it up.

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Leo!

217
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Okay, but we could still...

218
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I found a float tank
in the west wing.

219
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I love you, though.

220
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Babe...
(sighing)

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Traitors! All of you!

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- (buzzing)
- ah.

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Who left the door open?

224
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God! Stupid bugs. Gah!

225
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:09,514
♪ higher, higher,
higher, higher ♪

226
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,318
It is not hot in here.

227
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,553
Yeah, I couldn't
figure out how to turn it on,

228
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,657
But the smell of cedar,
it's enough to take me away.

229
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,591
Oh, my god!

230
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,994
What happened to your face?

231
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Bird watching.

232
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More like birds watching me,
than attacking me.

233
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,867
Yeah, might be time to
let go of this didil stuff.

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00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,936
I can't believe
the kids don't care.

235
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Didn't our families immigrate
to give us a better life?

236
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Indoors! I like to believe

237
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That my ancestors
struggled so that, one day,

238
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I could eat curly fries in a hot
sauna, and I want that for them.

239
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,749
Maybe I just need to
meet them on their level.

240
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Or you could help me
check off something on my didil.

241
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We can do that anytime!

242
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,758
This is my only chance to sing
tragically hip at sunset.

243
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Name one song.

244
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,162
Not the point!

245
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,501
Hudson: Hello?

246
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,236
- Ahh!
- Hey, ramesh.

247
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:08,373
Just dropping off andrew's
half of the bulk birdseed.

248
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,908
You good?

249
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,842
Perfectly fine, thank you.

250
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,247
Oh, hey, man, incontinence is
nothing to be ashamed of.

251
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,416
- What?! No!
- My grandma June has a--

252
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,385
The ice maker's broken.

253
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,122
Andrew usually fixes it.
I thought I'd give it a try.

254
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,456
Oh, no problem,
I have the same fridge,

255
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:28,859
Rockridge bulk emporium
two-pack.

256
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,094
- Mind if I...

257
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,596
- Be my guest.
- All right.

258
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,231
See?

259
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,602
Right... Under here.
So, we just get in here...

260
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,204
- No, stop!
- Let me just...

261
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,605
Stop touching things.

262
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,410
Oopsie.

263
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,811
You broke it.

264
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,516
I can't let
this food go to waste.

265
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,017
Can we take
some of it to your house?

266
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,687
Sorry, man, my fridge
is packed to the max

267
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,854
With infinite savings.

268
00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:00,357
Well, then... Hungry?

269
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,363
Hey, hey, my baby girl.

270
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,366
May I?

271
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,836
(sighing)
yeah.

272
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,705
Hey, we might not
have a campfire,

273
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,106
But we can still
tell some stories.

274
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,842
Yeah. Um...

275
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,312
Okay. I'll tell a story.

276
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,514
All right. It's on my didil--

277
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,749
Lit only by his lantern,

278
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,452
The lakeside lopper would stalk
campers and cut off their heads.

279
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:32,190
Then, he would dry out their
tendons and braid them together,

280
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,059
So that he could use it
for rope for his shelter.

281
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,263
He'd grab their organs right--

282
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,465
No, no, I can't. I can't.

283
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,766
No. And then,
he'd take their skin

284
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,134
And rip it right
off their bones.

285
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,136
La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Not listening!

286
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,539
People still think

287
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,940
That he might be alive!

288
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,012
Too easy.

289
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,217
Whoa!

290
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,753
This is like the ritz-carlton
of forest shelters.

291
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,087
Can I help?

292
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,421
The point is to
kind of do it alone.

293
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,257
Oh.

294
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,830
Fine. You can join in for a bit.

295
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,765
All right.

296
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,934
♪ me and my favourite boy ♪

297
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,402
♪ build it in the wood ♪

298
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,839
Hey!
I work better in silence.

299
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:24,576
Oh, respect the craft. Gotcha.

300
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,311
Oh, spider!

301
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,979
(yelping, whimpering)

302
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,249
Dad, your arm's bleeding.

303
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,616
I'll make a poultice.

304
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,186
No, no, no, no.
Come on. I'll walk it off.

305
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,454
I'll walk it off.

306
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,290
(wincing)
ahh...

307
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,459
♪ only got one arm ♪

308
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,596
♪ not gonna slow me down ♪

309
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,931
Dad, woodsy walter says
his number one tip

310
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,601
Is to cut dead weight.

311
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,270
Oh, no problem.

312
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,105
Tell me if you want
to hang out later.

313
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,940
Maybe we'll go
for a little swim.

314
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,975
Maybe.

315
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:08,887
Ha-ha! Look at us, two bachelors
cooking up a fridge full of food

316
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,489
On a Saturday night,
doing the thing.

317
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,825
All I wanted to do was

318
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,627
Fix some things
and pleasure myself

319
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,230
With endless
self-auditory stimulation.

320
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,633
Look at how that went.

321
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,301
Okay, it's not that bad.

322
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,703
I should accept that things
just don't go my way.

323
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,504
That's not true.

324
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,308
You have so many things
going right; house to live in,

325
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,910
Food to eat, friends.

326
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,579
(oven beeping)

327
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,514
Oh, my god, the pizza tacos!

328
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,784
- Let me up.
- (both grunting)

329
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,455
This rock-skipping
game looks so real.

330
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,324
What's your record so far?

331
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,993
One-and-a-half rocks
if I skip two rocks.

332
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,395
So, you didn't want to go
canoe portaging with dad?

333
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,265
I don't even think he knows
what "portaging" means.

334
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,133
Do you think
he even likes this stuff?

335
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,070
I think that this is his way to
force us to spend time with him.

336
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,205
What even is
a core memory, anyway?

337
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,473
Something you'll
always remember.

338
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,609
I mean, trauma, right?

339
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,277
- (both laughing)
- totally.

340
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,182
Even though this is
a serial killer's playground,

341
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,685
It's pretty chill.

342
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,253
It must have
sucked that mom and dad

343
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,021
Never got to do this until now.

344
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,290
Remember when they
wanted to "embrace winter",

345
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,958
And so they took us skiing?

346
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,826
Mom couldn't even
get off the ski lift

347
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,296
And dad went down backwards.

348
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,498
Yeah. I mean,
at least they always try.

349
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,435
Yeah, that's pretty
cool, I guess.

350
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,036
- Wanna go outside?
- Sure.

351
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,004
There's a lopper
crime scene I wanna check out.

352
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,880
(sighing contentedly)

353
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,985
Oh!

354
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,120
Okay, now, it's too hot.

355
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,189
I figured out how to turn it on.

356
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,926
It's voice-activated.

357
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,761
♪ I got lots of ♪

358
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:01,198
♪ curly fries! ♪

359
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,667
I think we should
put the parental controls

360
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,335
Back on the kids' internet.

361
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,271
No more podcasts
or woodsy walters.

362
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,274
Why? Because it teaches them
independent thought?

363
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,076
Exactly. It's too much.

364
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,610
No, they're growing older.

365
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,413
It's natural
for them to want space.

366
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,882
It feels like
they don't need me anymore.

367
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,417
(kids screaming)

368
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,818
- What is that?
- The kids!

369
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,754
- (kids screaming)
- daddy's coming!

370
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,024
- Sauna off!
- Voice assistant: Okay.

371
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:30,261
(kids screaming)

372
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,363
We were just in the woods!

373
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,631
- We saw a bear!
- Bears don't carry axes!

374
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,467
It's the lopper!

375
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,435
Holy crap!

376
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,904
Big fur! What do we do?!

377
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,908
If it's brown, lay down,
and if it's black, fight back.

378
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,711
It was like a black-brown.
Maybe more brown-black?

379
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,812
- Quick! Shoulder to shoulder!
- Look big! And move!

380
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,448
Okay! Aah!

381
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,717
Just in case,
I want you all to know

382
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,285
I love you all so much.

383
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,587
And I was the one who stunk up
the van on the way here.

384
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,456
- Ugh.
- Love you, too.

385
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,191
Part of me wants it
to be the lopper.

386
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,126
I'm not well.

387
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,729
I love all of you so much,
and I forced you to do the didil

388
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,464
Because I think
we're drifting apart.

389
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,999
Sometimes, I bite...
My toenails before bed.

390
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,801
All: Eww.

391
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,036
Love you?

392
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,271
(roaring)

393
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,341
(screaming)

394
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,144
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Put down the oar.

395
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,146
Someone forgot to sheath this.

396
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,681
Bob?

397
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,417
Why are you dressed
like an apex predator?

398
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,353
Like I'm letting
vance have my fur.

399
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,622
Okay, but why are you here?

400
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,257
Vance kicked me out.

401
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,762
And then... I got fired.

402
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,963
And then, my car
ran out of electricity.

403
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,767
I had to slog for
an hour through the woods.

404
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,635
Wait, you got fired?

405
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,504
Oh, that's terrible news, man.

406
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,840
Yeah.
(sobbing)

407
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,443
Oh... Bob, I'm sorry you're
going through a rough time.

408
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,245
(sobbing)

409
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,314
- (sobbing continues)
- I got you, buddy.

410
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:05,122
♪

411
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,858
Love the air fryer, bob.

412
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,659
So roomy.

413
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,328
- Take it.
- Oh, that's not nece--

414
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,329
Kids are grown,
they never come up.

415
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,931
Vance and I
thought we'd retire here.

416
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,800
I guess I can now.

417
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,202
(scoffing) you do a little
light money laundering

418
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,405
And suddenly,
everybody's so by the book.

419
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,140
Well, at least you
still have this place.

420
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,676
Yeah. It was my grandfather's.
Then, we did a massive reno.

421
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,212
I had to go to court
with my sister for it.

422
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,081
I haven't seen her in ten years.

423
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,017
But that lake view,
it's worth it.

424
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,819
I take it you enjoyed yourself?

425
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,687
It was all right.

426
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,023
Tackled some things
on my did-- activity list.

427
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,092
They didn't seem into it.

428
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,095
Yeah, family's overrated.

429
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,498
You compromise, you sacrifice,
you make activity lists.

430
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,032
And for what?

431
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,636
Well, for a chance to
love and be loved back.

432
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,439
(chuckling mirthlessly)
love only leads to hurt.

433
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,175
Yeah, but then it comes back
to love and understanding.

434
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,777
(chattering)

435
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,211
It's unconditional.

436
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,980
Well, if they
keep rejecting you,

437
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,715
You can stay here with me.

438
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,385
Ha! I think I'll do
pretty much anything in my power

439
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,852
To make sure
that doesn't happen.

440
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,388
And on that note,

441
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,990
They wanted
to leave hours ago, so...

442
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,526
- Okay, it's been a time.
- Take care, bob.

443
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,194
(sighing)

444
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,796
And I hope the lake
heals your heart.

445
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,132
Let's go, phams!

446
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,270
(snorting)

447
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,940
Ah! Aah!

448
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:33,077
(groaning)
food hangover is no joke.

449
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,080
Neither is a real hangover.

450
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:40,017
Your pina coladas
were too delicious.

451
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,152
Hey, if you have
a pile of coconuts to use...

452
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,888
Both: You colada them!

453
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,290
(chuckling)

454
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,958
Thank you for helping, hudson.

455
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,362
I'm sorry for my bad mood.
It's been hard.

456
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,432
Hey, hit me, meshey.

457
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,300
I never thought, at this age,

458
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,702
I'd be living
in my daughter's basement.

459
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,305
I thought by
fixing these things,

460
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,708
I could gain some sense of
control, even for a moment.

461
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,377
I couldn't even have that.

462
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,712
I feel you.

463
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:12,183
I never thought I'd be
a single dad raising a teenager.

464
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,717
Now, that's hardship.

465
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,853
Ha! I had my time with that.

466
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,921
And camille turned out great.

467
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,058
You made the best out
of a hard situation,

468
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,060
Just like last night.

469
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,729
Gotta take it one
samosa at a time.

470
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,999
You're right. Thanks.

471
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,402
Do you think your bulk depot
sells single fridges?

472
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,071
I could at least start
looking for a replacement.

473
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:37,541
(chuckling)
it has nearly everything.

474
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,610
It's beautiful.

475
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,686
Dj (on radio:)
the highway is bumper to bumper

476
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,356
Out of cottage country.
Why would anyone want to leave?

477
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,824
I'm sorry I pushed way too hard

478
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,893
And was only focused
on what I wanted.

479
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,563
I just wanted to give you kids
the classic canadian experience.

480
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,765
Yeah, but classic for who, dad?

481
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,166
Man...

482
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,502
Growing up,

483
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,305
I wanted to be white
so bad, or just...

484
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,774
At least to have the
things they got to have.

485
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,509
Yeah, I felt like
they had all the fun.

486
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,910
- Andrew: Yeah.
- We're fun,

487
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,712
And we have traditions, too,

488
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,780
Like those letters you write us
on our first day of school.

489
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,317
And making me lie about my age,
so we get things cheaper.

490
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,819
Yeah, and our new tradition,

491
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,055
Making fun of leo
for biting his toenail.

492
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,790
(chuckling)

493
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,226
Come on.
I thought we were going to die.

494
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,828
Yeah, we make our own version
of classic experiences.

495
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,865
How about making a giant beer
cozy one of our classics?

496
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,933
Babe, do not tease me.

497
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,402
No, dad, let's do it.

498
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,204
Let's check one
off of our didil!

499
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,907
That's what I'm talking about!

500
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,408
Once this traffic moves!

501
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,143
- (horn honking)
- okay...

502
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,678
Seriously! Move! Just go!

503
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,615
We're all headed
to the same place.

504
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,183
(whimpering)

505
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,951
(crow cawing)

506
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,820
Female agent: Whoever did this
really knows what they're doing.

507
00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,290
Male agent:
Never seen one of these before.

508
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,825
(sniffing)
jeez.

509
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,561
The bottle's all sticky, too.

510
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,829
It's gotta be covered in prints.

511
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,832
Female agent:
Got something.

512
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,302
- Looks like blood.
- Call in forensics now.

513
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,171
Yeah. Wait.
Does this mean...?

514
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,306
(sighing)

515
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,176
The lakeside lopper is back.

516
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,313
(crow cawing)

517
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,015
♪

518
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,649
Radio dj:
The local police advise everyone

519
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,184
To lock their
doors and boathouses.

520
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,553
It seems as if
the dreaded lakeside lopper

521
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,855
Is back on the prowl.

522
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,423
In other news,
there was huge traffic

523
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,026
Getting into the world's
biggest beer cozy landmark

524
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,294
This opening weekend.

525
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:38,863
(horns honking)

526
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,132
Andrew: This line-up
has taken five hours,

527
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,801
But it's worth it
because it was on my didil.

528
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,270
I am so thirsty.
Do you have any water?

529
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,872
Radio dj: I'm not
sure what a didil is,

530
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,474
But I hope it's nothing bad.

531
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,409
(loon calling)