1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:01,900 (phone chiming) 2 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,301 "did you two leave?" 3 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,504 Sam just realized we left the club. 4 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:08,307 (in irish accent) the best goodbye, 'tis an irish one. 5 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,842 (laughing) 6 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,444 Okay. "we're going to the island. 7 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:16,181 Some dude here has a big-ass boat. Get here." 8 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,050 Should we feel bad for bailing? 9 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,252 Nah. She's having a blast, and picking up sailors. 10 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:21,986 (groaning) 11 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:24,322 Oh, no. My splitting headache. 12 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:28,327 Ah, yes. "sorry. Andrew has a headache. 13 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:31,196 Happy birthday, xo." ugh. 14 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,564 Remember before we had kids, 15 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,667 We used to go to the club all the time? 16 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,535 Bumping and grinding-- 17 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,337 Babe, tonight, all my moves 18 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,273 Were muscle memory from playing just dance. 19 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,009 Mm-hmm. I wish I had energy to stay out all night. 20 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:47,345 Maybe the problem isn't us, but it's society. 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,747 Boo, society! 22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,148 Ooh. It ain't right. 23 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:51,550 Someone should do something about it. 24 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,151 Khia: Why are you two home? 25 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,353 Because we didn't want to get home too late. 26 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,422 It's 10:15. 27 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,491 We still know how to party, khia. 28 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,159 Fire up the just dance! 29 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:02,494 ♪ give it to me ♪ 30 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:06,064 (techno music playing) 31 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,838 (woman moaning) 32 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,307 Woman: Oh! Oh, my god. 33 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,442 (andrew exhaling) 34 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,977 How are they still-- 35 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,646 What, what, what? 36 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,114 Are you still writing? 37 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,782 I'm trying to, but our pool neighbours 38 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,383 Have been having sex for two hours. 39 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,051 Can't you hear that? 40 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,987 - Kind of. - Ugh. 41 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,722 Babe, just close the window. 42 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:34,126 I like waking up to the tiny trills of songbirds! 43 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,727 (window closing) 44 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,799 Hmm. 45 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,468 (moaning continues) 46 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,736 What is wrong with these people? 47 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,539 Just pretend they're horny songbirds. 48 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,407 Ugh. 49 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,214 - See you, ellis. - Later, cathy. 50 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,616 Thanks for the cups. 51 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,752 Hey, cathy. 52 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,887 Are you smiling? 53 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:04,490 No. How's work going? 54 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:08,026 Been trying to come up with new ideas for community projects. 55 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,561 Some budget opened up in the department. 56 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,030 - Oh. - "a life in five hats"? 57 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,631 Yeah. I finally caved. 58 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,899 I'm letting sebastian do his one-man show. 59 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,501 Yikes. 60 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,703 There's got to be better events for bubble bae. 61 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,905 You're telling me. 62 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,640 Hey, marisol. You're looking chill. 63 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,009 Hmm. This is my happy place. 64 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,443 I come here after drop-off 65 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:28,513 To remember who I am when I'm not just mom. 66 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,716 Wait. This is it. 67 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,050 What's it? 68 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,586 Let me get this down. Then we'll talk. 69 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,988 Give me an extra-chunky mango bubble tea, stat. 70 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,357 - Don't talk to me like that. - Sorry. 71 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:42,594 Please? Thank you. 72 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,195 ♪ and I want to help when you need a thing ♪ 73 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,464 Hey, nikhil uncle. 74 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,765 Hey. 75 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,333 Hey. What are you doing here? 76 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,734 Well, your mom asked me to lend my taste buds 77 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,469 On some of her cookbook recipes. 78 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,872 I heroically said yes. 79 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,207 Your lunches are on the table. 80 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,275 - Oh. - Thank you. 81 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,210 Woman: Ooh. Oh! 82 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,612 Oh, oh! 83 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,947 Kids? 84 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:08,687 Are you wondering about those noises? 85 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,823 Man: Ah! 86 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,292 Blink twice if you never want to talk about it again with me. 87 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,196 Have a good day. 88 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,498 Khia: So awkward. I am now dead. 89 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,834 Okay. I-- 90 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,902 There must be some, like, wind tunnel 91 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,805 Or sound-wave-angle thing happening, 92 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,774 'cause it's directly hitting this house. 93 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,976 Hey. Remember when we were young 94 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,711 And those kids across the street from you 95 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,779 Had this drum band called cymbals only? 96 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,449 Yeah. And I made you move my trampoline into their yard. 97 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,118 Well, they started jumping, and voilà. 98 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,853 No more awful cymbal crashing. 99 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:46,057 Ah. While an outdoor sex trampoline would be horrific, 100 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,426 I do see what you're saying. 101 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,195 Maybe we just need to distract those horny neighbours. 102 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,397 Tell me more. 103 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,533 Operation vibe-kill. 104 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,067 You in? 105 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,736 (moaning from next door continues) 106 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,406 Picture this. 107 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,874 Camille and I want to go clubbing, 108 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,210 But it's a total ordeal to drive downtown. 109 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:07,078 "I love this story," 110 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,780 Is what I would say if I was your friend 111 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,415 Catching up over mocktails. 112 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,150 Thought you had something to pitch? 113 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:15,219 We're not the city. And hey. We don't want to be. 114 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,489 What we want is to have fun 115 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,424 Within a reasonable time frame and distance. 116 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,294 So, may I present to you... 117 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,563 (dance music playing) 118 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,831 (imitating a pounding kick drum) 119 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,699 ♪ everybody dance ♪ 120 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,734 ...Rockridge's first early-hours nightclub program. 121 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,968 - (air horn blaring) - no. 122 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:32,504 Yep. 123 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,840 - Sorry. - Continue. 124 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,241 I surveyed the community, and they love the idea 125 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,977 Of getting their groove on from 6:00 to 9:30 p.M., 126 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:42,480 Then going home to put their kids in bed 127 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,416 And gettin' plenty of shuteye. 128 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,983 Check this. 129 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,385 I've partied around the world 130 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,322 For the last 30 years. If I could party 131 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,057 Five minutes from my sofa? Game-changer. 132 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:57,128 They used to call me la vida loca in my club days. 133 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:00,332 Now, I'm just la vida tired. 134 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,600 I miss that part of me. 135 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,602 Give me back that part of me. 136 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,539 I opened a club in my college dorm called studio416. 137 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:09,341 No one came. 138 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,009 But I think it'd be cool to have a local hot spot 139 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,910 Where I could meet like-minded people. 140 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,481 So, what do you say? 141 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,082 An early-hours nightclub? 142 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,884 I don't know, andrew. 143 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,753 We can't waste any money on frivolous things. 144 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,556 No, no, no. This is the opposite of frivolous. 145 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,823 This is frivo-full. 146 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,559 We give a small grant 147 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,261 To a local business to run it. 148 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:33,098 Then, the area's over-35 demo show up, and bam! 149 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,033 Money flows back into the community. 150 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,768 It's win-win. 151 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,370 So, where will this club be? 152 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,572 Bubble bae. They got room for a dance floor, 153 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:41,939 Parking, and it's central. 154 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:44,843 Fine. 155 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,611 - Don't screw it up. - (laughing) 156 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:47,912 (air horn blaring) 157 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,516 (imitating laser gun firing) 158 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,552 Yeah. 159 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,659 We come bearing sweet gifts, but the giant sugar high 160 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,194 Will make them crash hard. 161 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,595 Let's don't say "hard." 162 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,896 - Woman: Oh! Ooh! - (knocking on door) 163 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,664 Let's hear them try and make 164 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,600 Porn-y sounds while they're napping. 165 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,069 Camille: Hey, bill. 166 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,804 Hi, camille. What can I do for you? 167 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,674 Oh, I was just wondering if you and nicole 168 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,342 Might consider keeping the noise down. 169 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,144 I brought some sweets 170 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,779 To sweeten the deal. 171 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,013 What noise? 172 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,586 (chuckling) 173 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:28,754 (door closing) 174 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,090 Got 'em. 175 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,160 Eat up, you loud, noisy little-- 176 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,362 - Oh, yeah! - Ahh! 177 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,564 Ah! 178 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:43,368 Okay. He is defiling the sanctity of that pastry. 179 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,303 Adding food as play? That's not, like, 180 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,771 A usual weekday thing, right? 181 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,540 Who has time for all that cleanup? 182 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:51,576 Well, congrats, cami-chameleon. You just gave them more energy. 183 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,378 Huh. 184 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,214 Andrew: So, I've written a few guidelines for you. 185 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,983 "optimal ice cube shapes"? 186 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,453 Spoiler. The most optimal isn't even a cube. 187 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,655 I've also drawn a sketch of the club layout. 188 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,956 Hey! Ellis. 189 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,992 Cathy. How's your day going? 190 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,128 Ah, you know. Stocking cups. 191 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,531 Arranging cups. Getting a big box of cups. 192 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,467 I won't get you started on straws. 193 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,734 (chuckling) 194 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,870 - Have a good one, cathy. - Yeah. 195 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,171 Things are looking cup. 196 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,140 Cute. 197 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,343 (gasping) oh! 198 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,745 What? 199 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,146 Shut your face up. 200 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,081 You have a crush! 201 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,884 That right there was classic 202 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,486 Rom-com adorkable spark-age. 203 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,021 No, it wasn't. Stop. 204 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,689 I can't. I love love. Let me help you. 205 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,357 Absolutely not. 206 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,092 Any feelings that I may or may not have are my own, 207 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,094 And what I do or do not do with said feelings is up to me. 208 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,529 - Clear? - Kind of? 209 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:45,763 Back to business. 210 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,399 Okay. Fine. 211 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,101 I'll come by early to talk about the set list with the dj. 212 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,237 Oh. I've also got a spare disco ball at home 213 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,839 That I'm going to bring in. 214 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,440 Stop. You're micromanaging. I can handle the club. 215 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,309 Of course you can. But this is also my project, 216 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,912 And I got to make sure it goes off without a hitch. 217 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,848 So, call you later, friend. 218 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,417 And I'll just leave this documentation here. 219 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,053 Or not. I'll bring it with me. 220 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,789 But I will see you tomorrow at club bb, bay-bay. 221 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,991 (clicking tongue) 222 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,362 ♪ 1999, new season ♪ 223 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,863 ♪ a new reason ♪ 224 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,465 ♪ I seen a thousand of them seasons ♪ 225 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,667 ♪ steps in my category end of story ♪ 226 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,202 ♪ failed allegory, attempt to vocalize ♪ 227 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:27,072 ♪ so cool off your lines ♪ 228 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,578 Hey. Yo, andrew. 229 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,414 Regretting waiving my dj fee. This is not what we agreed. 230 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,583 What's going on, kardi? 231 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,884 (mic feeding back) 232 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,085 Sebastian: Wow. My biggest turnout. 233 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,687 Thanks, everybody. I'm humbled. 234 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,890 This is where hype comes to die. 235 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,226 Cathy, what happened? 236 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,762 We went over the strobe lights and the instructions for the dj. 237 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,498 The free dj who's doing this out of the goodness of his heart. 238 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,934 Bubble bae is open from 6:00 to 9:30 239 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,201 And is serving alcohol. 240 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,235 There's music, a disco ball, lights. 241 00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,537 It's a club. 242 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:02,106 (laughing) 243 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:05,844 I even had extra cups around. So, made some decorations. 244 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,511 Oh, cathy. 245 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,780 If you don't like it, leave. 246 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:12,050 (mic feeding back) 247 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,452 (in childlike voice) it was 1985. 248 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,588 I was just a little boy. 249 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,525 Scientists had just discovered a hole in the ozone layer. 250 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,994 Where are you guys going? I've got four hats left. 251 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,602 Cathy, what happened with the club last night? 252 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,337 I made it relaxing and familiar. 253 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,205 But I'm hearing that's not what club-goers want. 254 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,706 Not if you're under 70. 255 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,008 I grew up sheltered, okay? 256 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,077 I've never really done the club thing. 257 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,947 And I may struggle with big changes. 258 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,416 So, are you saying we can try the club again, 259 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,851 And you'll accept my help? 260 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,821 Fine. But no giant binder of instructions. 261 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,958 I won't micromanage. We can work together. Pinky swear. 262 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,927 Do you know why I chose bubble bae for this project? 263 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,229 Because you have an open tab here? 264 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,531 True, but mainly because 265 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:04,035 Small businesses like yours deserve to be showcased. 266 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,737 Bubble bae is one of rockridge's hidden gems. 267 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,039 Ellis: Agreed. This is my favourite stop. 268 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,842 Hey. Cup time. Cool. 269 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,745 Um, do you mind? 270 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,790 Oop. 271 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,059 Ellis, you should, uh, come to 272 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,393 The early-hours nightclub here on Thursday. 273 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,595 Hang out? 274 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,563 Oh. Yeah. 275 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:33,898 I'll come by. 276 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,100 See you. 277 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,567 Cathy: Bye. 278 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,804 What the-- 279 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,073 We both know 280 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,808 That you want to get to know her better. 281 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,343 And I'll help. 282 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,679 Not in a micromanaging way, but a love-managing way. 283 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,080 Oh, god. 284 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,949 You know that rom-com meet-cute? 285 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:54,185 Well, add a dance floor 286 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,087 And you got a club-cute. Come on. Let's role-play. 287 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,656 (dance music playing) 288 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,458 So, we're at the club. Just feeling the club. 289 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,960 Ooh! 290 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,496 Make that connection with your crush. 291 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,364 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,765 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - What are you, a chicken? 293 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,501 Okay. Okay. Okay. 294 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,037 Casually work your way over. 295 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,239 You're just dancing in the club. You see some people. 296 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,842 Then, boom! You accidentally bump those butts. 297 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,444 (inhaling sharply) 298 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,578 Get that green light from eye contact 299 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,513 And then commence 300 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:25,316 Freak nasty. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 301 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,951 Okay. I've seen enough. 302 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,522 (music stops playing) 303 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,192 It's almost been a week of this. 304 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,796 If prank-calling them to report a possible gas leak 305 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,864 In their house three times 306 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,867 Can't break their focus, I am at a loss. 307 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,669 I have never heard anything like this. 308 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,738 I thought the time I walked in on my parents was bad, but-- 309 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,440 What? You saw your parents? 310 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,008 It still haunts me. 311 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,744 (chuckling) I heard mine once. 312 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:56,081 Yeah. It's a devastating core memory. 313 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,483 Ugh. I remember watching tv with mine, 314 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,617 Then sex scenes coming on. 315 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,552 (laughing) yes. 316 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:05,490 I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me. So awkward. 317 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,359 Right? We should talk about this stuff. 318 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,162 Yeah. I guess we don't, because of the whole 319 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,498 "south asian families don't talk about sex" thing. 320 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,467 But what's the big deal? 321 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,502 Sex is a normal part of life. 322 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,037 - Yeah. Like, we both have it. - Yeah. 323 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,240 Carol and I are newlyweds. Like, super frequent. 324 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,676 - Mm-hmm. - You? 325 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,043 Oh, yeah. 326 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,179 Andrew and I are amazing. 327 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,982 - All right. - (both laughing nervously) 328 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,718 (shouting and moaning from next door continues) 329 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,391 ♪ when I get you all alone ♪ 330 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,593 ♪ I'm gonna move in nice and close ♪ 331 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,496 ♪ ain't nobody going to interrupt my game ♪ 332 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,798 ♪ oh, no, no ♪ 333 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,065 This is amazing. Just like, uh... 334 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,068 ...Our club-cute years ago. 335 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,804 Ah! You with your double-popped collar... 336 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,473 ...And you with your one-shoulder club top. 337 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,874 Mm-hmm. 338 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,877 (bottle clattering) 339 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,946 Ooh. Cathy's having her cocktail moment. 340 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,548 - Going to check in on her. - Okay. 341 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,551 ♪ oh, yeah, you were right when you said goodbye ♪ 342 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,420 ♪ up in the air, looking in your eyes ♪ 343 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,822 It's bill and nicole. 344 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,624 We're totally avoiding them, right? 345 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,359 Ah, I don't know. I'm feeling the good vibes in here 346 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,495 And I got myself a gin and tonic. 347 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:22,233 I mean, who are we to deny other people's love, huh? 348 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,736 Bill, nicole! Finally came up for air. 349 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,238 Your sex is so loud. 350 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,973 What is your secret? 351 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:33,578 Oh. You're not nicole. Where's nicole? 352 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,979 Who's nicole? 353 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,649 Uh, nicole is my wife. 354 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,250 Uh-- (laughing) 355 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,619 Technically, we're on the verge of separating. 356 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,187 She's in branson, 357 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,189 Getting rid of our timeshare as we speak. 358 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,792 You told me your wife was dead. 359 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,394 To me. 360 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,598 Rosa, I can explain. 361 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,867 Rose? 362 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,802 Oh, okay. So, that noise, that wasn't normal sex. 363 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,772 That was affair sex. 364 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,273 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 365 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,142 Huh. Did you hear that, nikhil? 366 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,476 Nikhil? 367 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,547 ♪ come, come on, cut them off ♪ 368 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,715 ♪ cut them, cut them off ♪ 369 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,553 People are having a great time. 370 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,888 And they've been spending their money, 371 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,990 So I'm having a great time. 372 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,424 Andrew: Look who's here. 373 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,297 Ready? You got this. 374 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,032 I'm calling in your tab. 375 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,468 - Hey. - Hey! 376 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,837 Looks cool. Lots of people. 377 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,972 Hottest club on the block. 378 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,643 I have to go over there now. 379 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,978 Uh-- 380 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,812 Bye. 381 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,847 So, how's your day been? 382 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,149 Dance? 383 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,384 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 384 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,685 Great. 385 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,821 Bump those butts. 386 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,491 ♪ it's a game of give and take ♪ 387 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,060 ♪ to make it through ♪ 388 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,595 ♪ so, if you get down on me ♪ 389 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,666 ♪ I'll get down on you tonight ♪ 390 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:09,073 ♪ I'm not the type to change your mind ♪ 391 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,474 ♪ if you want to take it slow ♪ 392 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,476 - Hey! - Oh. 393 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,046 ♪ na-na-na, na-na-na, no pressure to go all the way ♪ 394 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,347 Oh. I'm so sorry. 395 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,681 Oh, that's okay. That's all right. 396 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,016 Let me get you a towel. 397 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,217 It's okay. No. Seriously. I'm sorry. 398 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,953 Um, it's a little overwhelming. 399 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,788 - What? - This is-- 400 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,024 Never mind. 401 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,693 Uh, it's hard to hear. 402 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,095 I'm going to go. See you later. 403 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,763 ♪ I want to know every inch of your body ♪ 404 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,032 ♪ so I can set your spirit free ♪ 405 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,766 How'd it go? 406 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,835 Why'd you push me into that dumb club-cute with ellis? 407 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,337 What do you mean? I told you to-- 408 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,439 Stop. This is the last club night. We're done. 409 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,775 - But-- - just get out. 410 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,378 ♪ I will do anything that you want me to ♪ 411 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,914 ♪ it's a game of give and take to make it through ♪ 412 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,181 ♪ so, if you get down on me ♪ 413 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,952 ♪ I'll get down on you tonight ♪ 414 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,388 ♪ I will be the one to love and comfort you ♪ 415 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,924 ♪ from now until the day I die I will take you places ♪ 416 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,596 Cathy? 417 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,097 Are you still mad? 418 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,937 (door closing) 419 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,373 Cathy, I'm sorry. 420 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,874 I shouldn't have pushed you out of your comfort zone 421 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,076 With ellis. 422 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,410 Nope. You shouldn't have. 423 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,945 The club was a win. 424 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,413 I should've been happy with that, 425 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,781 And not tried to micromanage your love life. 426 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,417 I acknowledge your apology. 427 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:31,355 Thank you. And, uh, I hope you'll allow me 428 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,624 One last good-intentioned meddle. 429 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,426 I called in a fake pickup. Please don't hate me. 430 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,361 Hey, cathy. 431 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,097 Got a pickup for me? 432 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,832 Uh-- 433 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,502 And, um, 434 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,637 I'm sorry I bailed early last night, 435 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,639 But I'm not good with crowds. 436 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,908 Anxiety. 437 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,209 Yeah. 438 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,114 I am not much of a crowd person myself. 439 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,682 I prefer one-on-ones. 440 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,584 Yeah. 441 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,385 Like, this is nice. 442 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,619 Yeah. 443 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,657 (dance music playing) 444 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,860 (whispering) club-cute. 445 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,461 I'm sorry about him. 446 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,064 (both laughing) 447 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,665 ♪ my baby, she's some kind of wonderful ♪ 448 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,269 ♪ to me, she's some kind of wonderful ♪ 449 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,272 Ha. The sweet sound of silence. 450 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,007 So, in the spirit of being honest, 451 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,677 When I said carol and I have a lot of sex, I lied. 452 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,346 She's been doing long shifts at the hospital, 453 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,316 And our newlywed sex life had some starts and stops. 454 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,554 Honestly, andrew and I try our best, 455 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,757 But sometimes there just isn't enough time or energy. 456 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,793 Well, 'cause of carol's hours, she gave me an iou 457 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,695 For next month. 458 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,564 Andrew and I promised at least once a week, three weeks ago. 459 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,400 So, we're normal? 460 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,035 Absolutely. 461 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,237 And more importantly, so not our parents. 462 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,206 Well, I'm just glad we're breaking the cycle 463 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,907 And learning to talk about this stuff openly. 464 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,509 - Yeah. - (door closing) 465 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,645 Oh. Hey, kids. Food. 466 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,916 Listen. I want to tell you something. 467 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,320 Your father and I have a healthy, loving sex life. 468 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,789 And if you have any questions-- 469 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,257 Stop! Ew. 470 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,059 Yeah. I blinked twice. What is wrong with you? 471 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,862 I just thought maybe you wanted to hear about our sex life? 472 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,163 No, no. 473 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,867 They'll thank me one day. 474 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,407 Andrew, I need your report on the nightclub project 475 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,609 By the end of day. 476 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,010 Yeah. Working on it. 477 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,679 Honestly, though, we'll see if cathy 478 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,547 Even wants to keep doing it. 479 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,282 Some personal stuff went down. 480 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,685 I apologized, but I don't know if she'll forgive me. 481 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,420 I would've warned you about mixing business with friendship. 482 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,623 I had a lemonade stand 483 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,291 With my best friend when I was six. 484 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,426 Never again. 485 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,894 Cathy! What are you doing here? 486 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,764 I had a personal reaction that I took out on the project, 487 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,432 And you. 488 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,834 Apology accepted. We're friends again. 489 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,770 Great. 490 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,906 The club made more money than I thought, 491 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,408 Which I can put back into the community. 492 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,776 Look. 493 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,578 Thank you. 494 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,581 From the bottom of my heart, thank you. 495 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,416 Sebastian: Loved it. 496 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,119 Nothing like studio416. This one has a fire exit. 497 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,591 Seeing so much joy around me made it worth not being paid 498 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,494 For my time, equipment and expertise. 499 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,866 Customers want this to be a regular event, 500 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,801 So I'm hoping I can take the reins, 501 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,205 And andrew, you can oversee. 502 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,606 Yeah. 503 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,742 So, club bb lives on? 504 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,410 Well, yeah. I just said that. 505 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,212 (deadpan) can't you tell from my excitement? 506 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,480 (deadpan) I sure can. That was such an effusive speech. 507 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,682 I got to admit, it made me quite emotional. 508 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,985 I appreciate your ability to read people. 509 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,687 - I like you. - Likewise. 510 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,922 You should come to club sometime. 511 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,423 I'll wear my sky-high kitten heels. 512 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,426 Yeah. 513 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,661 Wow! Look at you, making friends. 514 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,397 Making friends in the club. 515 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:08,372 Ah. Tonight was so fun! 516 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,840 - I know. - Ah! 517 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,710 And we're in bed at 10:00 p.M., 518 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,045 Just in time to watch a new episode 519 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,114 Of the great chair make-off. 520 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,949 You know, I'm so proud of your early-hours nightclub. 521 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,052 It was such a success. 522 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,321 And I'm happy that you're having lots of family time with nikhil, 523 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,524 Even though it involved you exposing a neighbour's affair. 524 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,926 I like to think of it as helping people. 525 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,394 Hmm. 526 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,064 Hey. Uh, do you think sometimes, 527 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,500 We could talk about our sex life? 528 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,068 Yeah. 529 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,205 We can talk and do, 530 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,473 And do and talk. 531 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,414 Andrew: Ooh. Mmm. 532 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,216 - Oh, oh. Wait a sec, babe. - Yeah, yeah? 533 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,550 Um, do you think you could, um-- 534 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,686 We could try, like, silent sexy times? 535 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:59,023 'cause I can just still hear them in my head. 536 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,491 - (whispering) oh. - Yeah. 537 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,693 Absolutely. 538 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,295 (laughing) 539 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,564 ('70s r&b music playing) 540 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,098 - Andrew: Mmm! - Camille: Quiet. 541 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:18,042 ♪ 542 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,826 (giggling)