1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:02,367 (yawning) 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,702 Hey, babe, 3 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,037 Remember the night we ran out of condoms? 4 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,305 I did the ol' pullaroo. 5 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,573 Yeah. I'm five days late. 6 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,040 (gasping) 7 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,575 Oh, no! 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,846 Oh! Why, god, why?! 9 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,682 - (grunting) - yeah. 10 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:21,152 (grunting) go, go, go, go, go, go. 11 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,022 (groaning) anything? 12 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,491 - Camille: I got nothing! - Be right back. 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,526 - Andrew? - Okay! I'm coming! I'm coming! 14 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,997 Okay. Chug! Chug! Chug! 15 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:35,834 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug it! Chug it! 16 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,802 Go! Go! Go, pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! 17 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,471 What did you do?! 18 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,640 (breathing heavily, groaning) uh... 19 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,608 Setting the timer. 20 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,544 - Now, what? - Now, we wait. 21 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,679 - Yeah. - Okay. 22 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,616 Both: 55, 54, 53, 23 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,751 52, 51, 50... 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,355 Been a while since we needed 25 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,224 Our waiting for a pregnancy test kit. 26 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,160 Camille: Seriously. 27 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:04,229 I mean, this fruit leather, I think was just fruit. 28 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,365 We both need to think positive thoughts. 29 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,933 Wait. Negative thoughts. 30 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,969 Yeah, no, we're not having a baby. 31 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,172 I mean, I do love babies and dadding. 32 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,039 - And you're good at it, babe. - Aww... 33 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:17,442 Helping small people become big people, nothing more rewarding. 34 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,910 Uh-huh. 35 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,812 Work isn't exactly fulfilling right now. 36 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:23,381 My only win this week was cancelling a meeting 37 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,716 About how we don't need so many meetings. 38 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,318 Okay, no. Nuh-uh. 39 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,586 We are not having this conversation, okay? 40 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,921 I spent my 20s parenting young kids, 41 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,790 And now that they're older, I have some of that freedom back. 42 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,459 Yeah, but babies... 43 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:38,796 Are so wonderful. But now, it's time to live! 44 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,065 - (sighing) - (alarm beeping) 45 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,033 - (inhaling sharply) - (sighing) 46 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:45,604 - Negative. - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Yes! 47 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,806 You're forgiven... This time. 48 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:51,410 - I must be late from stress. - Well, you're juggling a lot, 49 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,512 With cam pham eats and cookbook promotion. 50 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,615 You know, there is a way 51 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,217 To never have a pregnancy scare again, 52 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,686 But the balls are in your court. 53 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,827 Meet in one hour. Need to talk. 54 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:12,564 Smiling face with a single drop of sweat emoji. 55 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:13,965 Send. 56 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,767 (sighing) 57 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,705 Is that aftershave I smell? 58 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,773 Yeah, I shaved my beard. 59 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,176 Without me?! Let me look. 60 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,311 Hmm... 61 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,646 No nicks. Impressive. 62 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,583 I watched a tutorial. Can you let go of my face? 63 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,118 Oh... My little boy shaving his wisps. 64 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,454 Don't make it a thing. 65 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,788 I don't have to. It already is. 66 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,023 Ugh. (sighing) 67 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,624 Oh, hey. I need to borrow the van. 68 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,826 I gotta pick up some ingredients for an event tonight. 69 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,195 Oh, I was going to go garage sale hunting 70 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,396 After meeting up with the guys. 71 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,997 Valentina and I have plans. 72 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,800 Isn't Sunday my day to borrow the van? 73 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,268 Uh-oh. 74 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,204 Guess what it's time for? 75 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,206 Both: Three-way thumb war. 76 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,541 One, two, thumb war. 77 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,544 (chattering, grunting) 78 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,879 - Wait. Go the other way. - (chattering) 79 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,481 - Ahh! - Aah... 80 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,450 In your face, motherthumbers. 81 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,286 What? I'm competitive. We know this. 82 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,887 Andrew: Okay, hear me out. 83 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,656 Maybe it's time for a second vehicle. 84 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,691 Ugh, I wish we hadn't sold the sports car. 85 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,427 Oh, proposal. 86 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,229 Okay, as you know, I've been saving up for a used car, 87 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,764 But what if we split the cost? 88 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,568 Then, you two would have a second car when you need it, 89 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,436 And I could use it to hang out with my friends. 90 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:28,106 Oh, going in on a major purchase with our kid, so grown-up. 91 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,109 Yeah, dad, I may only be living at home for another year. 92 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,310 (whimpering) 93 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,180 Yes, yes, the kids are growing. 94 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,916 Okay, this car idea, I like this plan. 95 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,118 - You got a deal. - Nice! 96 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,054 Mom-- mom, you won. 97 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,156 Sorry. Instinct. Okay, bye. 98 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,525 (imitating party horn) 99 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,093 Can we get a ride? 100 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,761 ♪ I'm ready for the ride, ride ♪ 101 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,396 ♪ yeah, I'm ready for the night, feel it shaping up ♪ 102 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:56,068 I've called the boba boys together to discuss 103 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,269 An important life decision. 104 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,937 Is it whether to start a cult? 105 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,739 What? No, I'm never doing that. 106 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,474 Me neither. 107 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,142 Okay, what's going on buddy? You seem anxious. 108 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:07,613 Have either of you had a vasectomy? 109 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,281 All right, early Sunday morning crotch talk. 110 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,716 I have not, but I've thought about it. 111 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,418 It might be time for me. 112 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,754 For a long time, the birth control fell to camille, 113 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,289 Which was a lot. 114 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,890 We switched to condoms, 115 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,560 But we're ready for something more permanent. 116 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,062 I had a vasectomy. Best decision I ever made. 117 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,897 - Really? - Yeah, 118 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:29,234 Especially since I was a sperm donor for decades upon decades. 119 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,036 I probably have scores of children out there, 120 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,303 Looking for their papa. 121 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:33,839 This is great, an expert. 122 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:37,775 So, be real with me, does it hurt? 123 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,845 It's a total nothing-burger. 124 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,913 You'll be in and out of the clinic in, like, 30 minutes. 125 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,315 If you want, 126 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,517 I got a guy, one call... 127 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,719 (clicking tongue) ...I can get you in. 128 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,121 Uh, this guy, is he a doctor? 129 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,790 You'll love him, he's the best. 130 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,957 That didn't answer my question. 131 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,659 (cackling) I gotcha. 132 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,328 You really doing this? 133 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,997 Yeah, time for me to man up and give my wife and I 134 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,400 The freedom to bone at will. You know what I'm saying? 135 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,903 You know what I'm saying? (muttering, chuckling) 136 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,604 Well, congrats, man. 137 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,674 Way to take the bull by the cojones and then just... 138 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,742 (clicking tongue) ...Snip them off. 139 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,678 I'm officially saying no to baby-related backaches, 140 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,380 Sleepless nights, 141 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,081 And diaper changes where you need a hazmat suit. 142 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:20,018 Hell yeah, never any of that again. 143 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,287 You want in on this? We can get the snip together. 144 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,022 Maybe. 145 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,991 I mean, like, okay, now, 146 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,427 We're in a new chapter of our lives now, right? 147 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,595 And the kids are growing up. 148 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,631 We need to move forward, not backward. 149 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,432 We'll be the snip brothers. 150 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:38,103 Snip brothers. Okay, let's do this! 151 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,971 ♪ oh, snip, snip, snip, snip, I get that snip ♪ 152 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,540 ♪ get that snip ♪ 153 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,908 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip, I get that snip ♪ 154 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,576 ♪ get that snip ♪ 155 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,911 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip, I get that snip ♪ 156 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,445 Yeah, I got two live ones here. 157 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,515 (cackling) 158 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,850 You're welcome. 159 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,119 He can squeeze you in tomorrow. 160 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,853 (imitating record scratching) ♪ get that snip ♪ 161 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,856 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip, I get that snip ♪ 162 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,591 ♪ get that snip ♪ 163 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,926 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip, I get that snip ♪ 164 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,594 ♪ get that snip ♪ 165 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,262 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip, I get that snip ♪ 166 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,865 Okay, so, what are on your used car must-haves? 167 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,466 - My top things are... - Mm-hmm. 168 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,304 ...Low mileage, dual airbags, and of course, abs. 169 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,406 Wow, very, um, safety-focused. 170 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,275 Yeah. Aren't you? 171 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:20,612 Hundo p. But surely, we can find something safe and fun. 172 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,547 Well, I think that we should get a hybrid. 173 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,483 If we are gonna get a second car, 174 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,485 We should at least try and reduce the environmental impact. 175 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:31,289 Right. Yeah. No, that's all very, um... 176 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,224 It's very mature. 177 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,093 I am practically an adult, mom. 178 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,362 What do you think would be on my list? A sunroof and subwoofer? 179 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,464 No! (chuckling nervously) 180 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:43,702 Okay, so we'll start our search tomorrow after school, 181 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,971 And I'm sure we can find some middle ground. 182 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,238 Okay, what's on yours? 183 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:51,042 Um, just-- just words. 184 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,511 ♪ I'm a man with a plan ♪ 185 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,180 ♪ and it's time you understand that ♪ 186 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,082 I mean, are we rushing this? 187 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,651 What if I date someone younger and she wants to have kids? 188 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:00,919 How young we talking? 189 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,787 Well, on the dating app I put 28 to 50. 190 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,255 Damn! 191 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,024 Fisherman of love has gotta cast a wide net. 192 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,260 You, uh, getting cold feet or, uh, 193 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,061 Cold... Something else? 194 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,963 I don't know. I'm just thinking about 195 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,065 How much fun it was when mannix was little. 196 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,067 You know that stage where everything is new to them? 197 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,735 They're so innocent. 198 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,604 The littlest, most ordinary things 199 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,173 Fills them with such wonder. 200 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,541 One time, khia ate a bottle cap because it was shiny. 201 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,811 They need you so much because you protect them from the world. 202 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,748 Then, I held her by her feet and shook the bottle cap out of her. 203 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,416 Anyways... 204 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,118 I'm just taking left turns down memory lane. 205 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,752 - Yeah. - But we're men 206 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,088 And we're moving on to this new phase of our lives. 207 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,690 Yes. 208 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,091 We'll save thousands of dollars on condoms 209 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,226 From the bulk emporium. 210 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,294 Thousands? Totally. 211 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,929 Let's do this. 212 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,832 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip ♪ I get that snip ♪ 213 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,099 ♪ get that snip ♪ 214 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,501 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip ♪ 215 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:50,702 ♪ I get that snip, get that snip ♪ 216 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,303 ♪ snip, snip, snip, snip ♪ 217 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,839 - ♪ get that snip ♪ - uh, mr. Hawksley? 218 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,441 Good luck, buddy. 219 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,309 See you on the flippity snip side. 220 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,778 (andrew sighing) 221 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:08,519 ♪ 222 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:12,257 Okay! I mean, I think this is it. 223 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,926 It's a hybrid, it's got all the safety features. 224 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,729 But it's $8,000 and our budget is $7,000. 225 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,198 Okay, the tag is the cost for suckers. 226 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,000 Remember your haggling lessons. 227 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,535 Name your price, point out deficiencies, 228 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,939 Let them fill the silence and be willing to walk away. 229 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,142 That's my baby girl. Now, fyi, 230 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,878 Car salesmen are notoriously sexist. 231 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,346 They try to make you feel like an idiot. 232 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,214 I wouldn't be surprised if the guy was some, 233 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,484 Like, slick talker in a cowboy hat. 234 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:40,752 (door opening) 235 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,421 Oh. What did I tell you? 236 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,290 Listen, don't be intimidated. 237 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,760 I have dealt with guys like this my entire life. 238 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,328 Uh, excuse me. 239 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,763 - Sir? - Hey there. 240 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,131 Hey there. (chuckling) 241 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,167 I'm declan, and what a commitment 242 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,969 To be out on a day like today. 243 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,938 Sorry, we thought the other guy was... 244 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,573 Oh, uh, that's my dad. 245 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,042 Yeah, I run the place 246 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,111 Since he retired, and sometimes, he visits. 247 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:09,246 Um, actually, we're interested in this car. 248 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,182 Oh, awesome. Uh, what are your names? 249 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,384 Khia and camille pham. 250 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,553 Oh, very nice to meet you both. 251 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,655 And am I getting mother and daughter 252 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,724 Buying car together vibes? 253 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,892 - Yes. - You are. 254 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,927 I love that. 255 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,996 It's, like, so empowering. 256 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,965 Yeah, it is actually empowering. 257 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,265 Look at us. 258 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,500 Wielding our power. 259 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,402 Hang on. 260 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,005 Aren't you the same camille pham who has a weekly cooking segment 261 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,606 On my favourite tv show? 262 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,342 - Guilty. - (both laughing) 263 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,710 Yeah, but just for the next couple weeks, 264 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,279 Until it becomes good morning kaylee. 265 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,480 But you're the best thing on it! 266 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,348 - I know! - (both laughing) 267 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,283 Okay, back to the car. 268 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,087 Can we go down to seven? The mileage is a bit high. 269 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,888 Oh, great car, khia. 270 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,556 And you know, it's always women who have done their research 271 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,825 And know a great find when they see one. 272 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,626 - So true. - Yeah. 273 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,295 Now, that I see what you're looking for, though, 274 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,131 Can I suggest another car? It's the same ballpark, 275 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,467 It's just got a little bit more... Oomph! 276 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,235 - You know? - Oh, okay. 277 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,639 And I think you two deserve to be in something special. 278 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,574 Oh... 279 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,676 Okay, that is fun. 280 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,178 - And it's got a sunroof! - Uh-huh. 281 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,246 And it's not a hybrid. 282 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,848 Oh, khia, I totally hear you. 283 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:20,251 Like, climate change, it's real and it's here. 284 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,319 - It's here. - (both laughing) 285 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:24,189 But this is super economical on gas, 286 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,391 And the environmental impacts are practically the same. 287 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,993 And cost even more. 288 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,395 I mean, I could bring it down for you guys, 289 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,396 I mean, give you my employee discount. 290 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,998 You would do that? Huh. 291 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,601 I'm an ally. My favourite movie is barbie. 292 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,903 I am declan-ough. 293 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,604 Uh... 294 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,273 - A second on the car? - Yeah, yeah. 295 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,209 - Yep. - We didn't agree on this. 296 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,745 Okay, let's keep an open mind, okay? 297 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,680 He's an ally. 298 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,615 (chuckling) come on. 299 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,883 Should we take it for a test drive? 300 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,284 Oh, you got the keys. 301 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,619 - Right on. - (both speaking gibberish) 302 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:55,754 Okay! I'll go first! 303 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,155 Declan: Back seat! 304 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,423 (chuckling) after me! 305 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,496 Sebastian says you're the best in the biz. 306 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,498 How long you been giving bros the snip? 307 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,667 Oh, we moved on from snipping. Now, we puncture the scrotum, 308 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,270 Pull out the vas deferens, cauterize them, 309 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,571 So sperm can't get through. 310 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,473 Cauterize? As in burn? 311 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,441 Oh, don't worry. You'll be numb. 312 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,577 You won't feel a thing, but you'll definitely smell it. 313 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,046 Oh, good. 314 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,582 Focus, mr. Pham because, once we're through with you, 315 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,251 Your reproducing days will be over. 316 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,453 Right. No more babies. 317 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,122 All right, let's drop those pants. 318 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:34,592 I just remembered, I forgot to, uh, move the laundry. 319 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,862 Don't want that musty smell. I'll reschedule. Bye now. 320 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,932 Never pegged him for a runner. 321 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,400 Do you validate parking? 322 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,468 No. I, uh, just figured I'd ask. 323 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,742 Andrew? 324 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,143 There's my dog. 325 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,978 Get in here. 326 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,814 Ugh. Feels like someone kicked me in the nether. 327 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,082 Where'd you go? I thought we were going to cab home together. 328 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:02,554 Oh, I wanted to surprise you with my dope recovery zone. 329 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,690 We got snacks, ice packs, comfy blankets, 330 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,759 Heated and weighted. 331 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,494 Aka hot and heavy. 332 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,562 You still numb? 333 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,632 I am not... Numb. 334 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,101 Just, uh, sore. 335 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:21,706 Oh! Ooh, that is cold, that is cold. 336 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,942 And your area itchy? 337 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,111 So itchy. You know, it's like I got poison ivy, 338 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,913 You know, in my pants. 339 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,848 Yeah. What about your toes, are they tingly? 340 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,049 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. 341 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,185 You didn't get the snip! Aah! 342 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,055 - How'd you know? - Oh, I know when you're lying. 343 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,623 You're like an open book with extra-large font, 344 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,525 Like for seniors. 345 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,494 You bailed and didn't even tell me! 346 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,063 Hudson, I'm sorry, I panicked. 347 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,932 They burned my deferens! (whimpering) 348 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,801 I'm sorry I did this to you. 349 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,936 - I'm sorry! - No! 350 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,772 No! I thought we were in this together. 351 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,708 - Don't go. - Oww! 352 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,344 - I owe you something. - Yeah, a proper explanation. 353 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,744 A grand gesture. 354 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,814 I brought you into the snip brothers 355 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,682 And your groin paid the price. 356 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,753 To make things even, my groin will pay the price. 357 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,087 What?! 358 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,024 Kick me in the bits! 359 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,192 You're joking. 360 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,593 (exhaling sharply) 361 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,229 Whenever you're ready, my friend. 362 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:21,899 As I said, whenever you are ready. 363 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,701 Hudson! 364 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,070 Why won't you kick me in the nuts?! 365 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:33,344 Oh, that felt good! 366 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,247 And that subwoofer was ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banging! 367 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,450 Oh... Right? You two look like girl bosses in that. 368 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,919 (camille laughing) 369 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,453 Camille, khia, 370 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,922 I want you to have the car of your dreams. 371 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,858 I think I can bring the cost down... 372 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,259 To $9,500. 373 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,461 Still out of our budget. 374 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,030 Well, I think we can dig a little deeper. 375 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,464 What? Mom, no. 376 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,600 Camille, I want you to feel seen. 377 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,235 You keep taking care of everyone else. 378 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,535 Mm-hmm. 379 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,304 Now, it's time to take care of you. 380 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,940 (sighing) mom, 381 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,742 He's just trying to sell you the more expensive car. 382 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,477 Okay, well, we drove the car, and it was great. 383 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,345 Why? Because it had a subwoofer and sunroof? 384 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,548 Yeah, and it was fun. 385 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,950 Is that so bad? 386 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,085 I will make up the price difference. 387 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,554 Declan, let's talk details. 388 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,156 Mom, get whatever car you want. 389 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,424 I'm out. 390 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,662 (door opening, closing) 391 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,766 - Hey, dad? - Yeah? 392 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,234 I kind of overheard you and hudson. 393 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,903 Did he get a vasectomy? 394 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,371 (sighing) yeah. 395 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,907 I was going to, too, but I chickened out. 396 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,843 Hudson usually loves my grand gestures and forgives me, 397 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,978 But not this time. 398 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:44,048 So, if you did get it, would it still, 399 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,349 Like, work? 400 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:49,654 Oh, oh, oh. Okay, okay. Good q, good q. 401 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:53,190 It all works. The tap isn't shut off. 402 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,393 There's still flow. 403 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,760 So, the pipes aren't dry? 404 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,130 Correct. The pipes are filled with... 405 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,866 Let's say, water. 406 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,601 They can trickle or gush. 407 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:05,803 Ugh. Don't say "gush". 408 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,138 Yeah, I didn't enjoy that either. 409 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:11,208 But the water is kind of filtered. 410 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,744 So, it's a pretty big decision if you get this done. 411 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,313 Well, definitely. 412 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,081 And you'd feel like it was a big change... 413 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,416 And kind of vulnerable. 414 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,686 Uh... Yeah, I guess I would. 415 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,556 Hudson needs me to be vulnerable, too. 416 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,358 Good talk. 417 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,293 How'd you do that? 418 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,830 Just finished a unit on radical empathy. 419 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,102 From sperm to man, that's my boy. 420 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,571 Good job, little buddy. 421 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,984 I know I need to apologize to hudson and be vulnerable. 422 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,619 I just haven't figured out how yet. 423 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,288 (muffled:) well, why did you bail on your vasectomy? 424 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,023 - What's that? - Oh. 425 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,825 (in normal voice:) why did you bail on your vasectomy? 426 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,192 I thought you were feeling good about it. 427 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,328 I don't know. 428 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,930 Well, I guess we're both on the outs. 429 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,266 Khia and I disagreed about which car to get 430 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,201 And now she's super mad. I have no idea why. 431 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,738 Parenting is changing so much as they get older. 432 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,673 You know, you have been talking a lot 433 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,275 About how grown up the kids are. 434 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:21,012 Maybe that's the reason for your... Hesitation. 435 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,946 Oh, damn. 436 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,248 Maybe you're onto something. 437 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,417 - Okay, do me. - Sure. 438 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,886 You missed out on a lot of youthful fun in your 20s 439 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,154 And you want to make up for that now, 440 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,622 Hence wanting a sexy car, 441 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,825 Despite the obvious impracticalities. 442 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,092 Did I get it? 443 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,562 Dammit. 444 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,863 Yeah, I got it. 445 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,967 Khia, 446 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,870 Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. 447 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,774 I pushed for a flashy car because of my own issues. 448 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,944 But I'll find some other way to let loose. We'll get the hybrid. 449 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,851 And I suck and you are good. Come on, say something. 450 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,453 Let them fill the silence, baby. 451 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,321 Oh, well played. 452 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,124 We're in this 50-50. 453 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,858 You were supposed to treat me as an equal. 454 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,127 I get it, but I'm still the adult with more life experience. 455 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,196 Yeah, but I see things that you don't, 456 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,997 Like declan manipulating you. 457 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,200 "manipulating" is a strong word. 458 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,403 He doesn't watch good morning gloria. 459 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,737 He looked you up on his phone. 460 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,807 Oh. Okay. Yes, 461 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,810 He flattered me and I went with it. 462 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,945 I guess-- you know, I guess I enjoyed it. 463 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:30,615 Validation shouldn't come from other people. 464 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,484 After all of your success and hard work this year, 465 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,086 You should do it for yourself. 466 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,357 Okay. Yeah, you know stuff. 467 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,992 Thank you. 468 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,029 Let me help you. 469 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,833 (sighing) uh, no. 470 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:53,303 Adults pack their own lunch. Sorry. 471 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,841 But part of adulting is delegation, so... 472 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,309 Please, go nuts. 473 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:03,915 (chuckling) a bigger spoon helps. 474 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,450 I will be your little spoon. 475 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,185 (giggling) 476 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,721 I make my own dress out of scarves I found in the tree, 477 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,990 So... 478 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,126 I thought you said it was just us. 479 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,194 I have many roles in this life. 480 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,664 Today, mediator. Tomorrow, ninja turtle. 481 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,833 It's my nephew's birthday party. 482 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,068 Hey, sebastian. Hey, hudson. 483 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,874 Now, remember, guys, you're best friends. 484 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,211 This is just a dip in a lifetime of friendship. 485 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,745 A snip-dip, if you will. 486 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,180 Now, who wants to begin? 487 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,748 I will. 488 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,217 Hudson, I'm really sorry, 489 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,219 Especially for lying to you about going through with it. 490 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,688 That part hurt. 491 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,124 And the vasectomy, that also hurt. 492 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,392 I was having doubts and you convinced me. 493 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,095 I know, I'm sorry if you have regrets. 494 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,230 Good thing vasectomies are reversible. 495 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,499 I've had mine reversed many times. 496 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,901 Best decision I ever made. 497 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,037 Actually, I'm good. 498 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,705 It was the right call for me. 499 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,875 Great, but I'm not done being radically vulnerable. 500 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,510 Carry on, friend. 501 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,113 For 15 years, being a stay-at-home dad 502 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,182 Was my whole identity, and I rocked it. 503 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,917 But khia and leo are growing up. 504 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,718 They don't need me like they used to. 505 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,654 Without young kids to take care of, who am I? 506 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,723 You started thinking about having another baby. 507 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,058 Well, yeah, but I know, 508 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,860 Deep down, it's just a thought. 509 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,396 Camille and I are ready to move forward, not backwards. 510 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,698 I got to embrace who I am when I'm not parenting. 511 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,600 Next chapter, baby. 512 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,537 No, no, baby. 513 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,338 Nice. 514 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,940 Not gonna lie, 515 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,541 I'm not looking forward to that burning flesh smell. 516 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,143 I ripped the stress ball they gave me in half. 517 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,814 You guys, you can always be sedated for the whole procedure. 518 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,684 - Yeah? - Yeah. 519 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,953 Remix! 520 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,756 (beatboxing, heavy breathing) 521 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,725 ♪ snip, snip, gonna get that snip ♪ 522 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,960 - ♪ snippy-doo ♪ - ♪ snippy, snip ♪ 523 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,428 ♪ gonna get that snip ♪ 524 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,968 You hear that? She purrs like a kitten, don't she? 525 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,570 Didn't he supposedly retire? 526 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:10,641 Camille, khia, how are you? 527 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,209 Did you iron things out? 528 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,512 What's up with your dad? 529 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,679 My... Dad? 530 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,582 Oh, yeah, 531 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,751 I needed some extra help. He's just pitching in. 532 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,387 - It's not his dad, is it? - Nope. 533 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,522 This is just the young, supposedly feminist guy 534 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,092 That they send out to upsell cars to women. 535 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,326 Yep. 536 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,228 You know, you are worse 537 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,799 Than old cowboy hat over there, preying on women's insecurities. 538 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,401 Yeah, it's gross. And today, you lost a sale. 539 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,737 And now, the walk-away. 540 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,206 Wait! 541 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,942 I need a sale. Please? 542 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,877 I'll get you a deal on that hybrid. 543 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,748 ♪ we'll fight the fight ♪ 544 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,483 ♪ till the battle is won ♪ 545 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,286 ♪ we're gonna scream from the top of our lungs ♪ 546 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:58,221 ♪ we won't stop till the last one's standing ♪ 547 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,791 ♪ we are the heroes, we are the champions ♪ 548 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,694 ♪ nah nah nah nah nah-nah-nah-nah ♪ 549 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,430 ♪ nah nah nah nah, nah-nah-nah-nah ♪ 550 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,166 ♪ we are the heroes, we are the champ-- ♪ 551 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,501 (groaning) 552 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:15,639 Our boba boy's about to become a boba man. 553 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,709 Oh, good. He's not getting away this time. 554 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,045 (chuckling) 555 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,047 (mumbling:) ♪ snip, snip, gonna get that snip ♪