1 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,311 And did you remember to pack your toiletry bag? 2 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,052 You don't want to buy stuff at the hotel. 3 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,314 It's expensive.Trust me, 4 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,447 I know. Hotel lobby store prices 5 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,275 make the minibar look affordable. 6 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,930 Feels really weird going to my first pro tournament 7 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:19,062 without you guys. 8 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,846 I wish you were coming.I know, so do I. 9 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,979 But we talked about it. It would just make you nervous. 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,459 I'm already nervous. 11 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:25,808 My armpits look like the fountain 12 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,897 in front of the Bellagio. 13 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,292 There's another show starting in ten minutes 14 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,120 if you want to get a good seat. 15 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,817 I'll go with you. 16 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,732 Uh, you have a math test today. 17 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,603 And it would suck to miss it, 18 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,127 but it feels like Dad needs me. 19 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,954 Oh. 20 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:44,044 That's so very heroic of you. 21 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,306 Go get ready for school. 22 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:46,829 Nice try, buddy. 23 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,091 I was buying it. 24 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,659 See you in a couple days. 25 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:51,834 Good luck, Dad. 26 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:53,096 Okay. 27 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,489 Here's some snacks for the car ride. 28 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:55,533 Thanks, honey.Ooh. 29 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,100 Maybe just a kiss? 30 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,189 You weren't kidding about those soaking pits. 31 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,757 Here.Hug me, I'm damp! 32 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,846 I'm damp! 33 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,371 Knock, knock! Oh, good, you're still here. 34 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,765 I brought you some snacks for the ride. 35 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,860 Uh, thanks, Mom, but Jen already made me snacks. 36 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,905 What's that for, the walk to the car? 37 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,691 It's only a three-hour drive. 38 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:25,085 What if they break down or lose cell service? 39 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,956 If all they have is this little bag, 40 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,045 Archie and Tom would have to eat each other. 41 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:33,136 Just know, if that happens, I went down fighting, okay? 42 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,182 I love you guys. I got to go. 43 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,748 Okay, I'll walk out with you. I got to get 44 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,489 my overnight bag out of the car anyways. 45 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,882 Wait, overnight? 46 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:41,057 What are you talking about? 47 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,928 What is she talking about? 48 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,495 Mom? 49 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,671 What are you talking about? 50 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:49,152 You don't think I'm gonna leave Jen alone 51 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,849 while you're gone, do you? 52 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,329 She's gonna need help with Sam. 53 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:53,939 Oh, that's such a nice offer, Helen, 54 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,245 but I'm just gonna, you know, take Sam 55 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,551 to the salon with me after school. 56 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,292 Mm. 57 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:02,209 Uh, you did say you were gonna be overwhelm... 58 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:05,037 Uh, Mom? 59 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,648 Jen's got this covered. She doesn't... 60 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,433 I just-- I don't think... 61 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,047 Okay, I'm gonna get the hell out of here. 62 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:17,137 Goodbye. 63 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:20,314 I'm gonna eat your snacks first. 64 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,447 Bye. 65 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,536 Oh, good. Is this a turkey? 66 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,985 I can't believe we're here. This is incredible. 67 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,770 That's Lefty Gomez. 68 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,815 Mm-hmm.I love him-- Lefty! 69 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:46,078 No! Would you get your damn hand down? 70 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,385 You want to act like a groupie, 71 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,647 then stand over there with the rest of 'em. 72 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:50,692 Right, right. 73 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:52,172 Play it cool, play it cool. 74 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,999 That's Strike Johnson. 75 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,653 He's the last guy to roll a 900 series. 76 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,307 Like, 36 people have ever done that. 77 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,179 Do you think I don't know that? 78 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,832 But don't stare. 79 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:03,183 Just side-eye the guy, 80 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,402 like you're checking out boobs in church. 81 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,278 All right, listen, remember. 82 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,931 We're not here to take selfies 83 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,194 and make friends. We're here to win. 84 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,804 Got it. Boobs in church. 85 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:19,024 Tom, you're a pro now. 86 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,417 You're swimming with sharks. 87 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,853 These guys will do whatever they can 88 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,420 to get in your head and destroy you. 89 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,075 That's Rick Rholla. 90 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,512 Rick Rholla, the Rock 'n' Roll Bowla-- I love him. 91 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,558 You got to move, you got to move. 92 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:37,956 What's up? 93 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,219 Hey. 94 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,046 I'm Tom Smallwood. 95 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,526 I'm a bowler, too. 96 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,136 This is my coach Archie Betts. 97 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,529 Uh, we're huge fans. 98 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,270 I just got to say, your comeback 99 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,098 at Cuyahoga Falls? 100 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,622 Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.Mm. 101 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,058 I know I'm supposed to say the birth of my son, 102 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:55,147 but honestly I was covering my eyes 103 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,411 for most of that. It was pretty... 104 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,717 it was pretty gross. 105 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,806 But a miracle. 106 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,766 Uh-huh. I'll see you on the lanes. 107 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,376 Okay. 108 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,073 You hear that? 109 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,901 "See you on the lanes"?Come on. 110 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,512 I haven't seen Jaws in a little while, 111 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,644 but I don't remember the shark being that friendly. 112 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,820 All I remember is, 113 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:18,606 nobody listened to the sheriff till it was too late. 114 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,306 Hey.Hey. 115 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,308 Hey, just give me ten minutes, and I'll start dinner. 116 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,267 Oh, don't worry about it. Sam and I stopped 117 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,964 and got waffles after school. 118 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,313 W-Waffles? 119 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,489 Well, waffle cones. We had ice cream. 120 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,623 You know, I wish you would run that by me. 121 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,102 I thought I just did. 122 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:38,495 Wait... 123 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:39,757 What happened here? 124 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,542 Oh, I reorganized your fridge. 125 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,457 When you open it up, your eyes should just go directly 126 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,154 to the items you use most. 127 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,982 Yours was all mixed up. 128 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,418 Wow. 129 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:49,680 It's amazing we haven't starved to death. 130 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,726 I was thinking the same thing. 131 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,947 What are you doing to the cupboards? 132 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,688 Oh, I fixed these, too. 133 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,125 It was almost as big a disaster as your refrigerator. 134 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:03,041 It goes cups, bowls, plates. Not the other way around. 135 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,043 This ain't Europe. 136 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,046 Yeah, this also isn't, uh, your house. 137 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,439 I liked it the way it was. 138 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,006 Well, I'm just trying to help. 139 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:13,182 And I'm just trying to set some boundaries. 140 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,967 Whoa, no need to get all snippety. 141 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:18,318 Wasn't trying to lift my leg on your hydrant. 142 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,624 Okay... look. 143 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,018 Okay, I had a stressful day at work. 144 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,933 Ruth was riding me the whole time. 145 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,021 Oh, Ruth. 146 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,762 She's all bark and no bite. 147 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,459 She always has been. 148 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:30,808 Well, she says I can't do anything right, 149 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:31,896 and now I come home and youtell me 150 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,333 I can't do anything right. 151 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,380 Well, say no more, Zsa Zsa Gabor. 152 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,166 I'll put everything back. No. 153 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,646 Just leave it. 154 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,909 Good, it's better this way. 155 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,217 I'm gonna go check on Sam. 156 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,392 Make sure that history book 157 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,263 got the Revolutionary War right. 158 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,179 Well, you were there. 159 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,224 I heard that! 160 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,408 Hey, Tom? 161 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,801 Tom, listen. 162 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,759 You got to remember these lanes are 163 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,457 faster than what you're used to. 164 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,415 They are cruel and unforgiving, 165 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:13,938 like yoga pants. 166 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,854 Look, I took a big swing one Christmas. 167 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,378 You don't have to wear 'em. 168 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,032 That's Rick. 169 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,860 Rick Rholla. Hold on. Sorry. 170 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,035 Uh, Rick? 171 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,254 Hey, hey, man. 172 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:27,604 Uh, just want to say good luck today. 173 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,605 What was that? 174 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,215 Nothing, I'm just... 175 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,261 I'm wishing you good luck. 176 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,132 You hear that? 177 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:36,221 This clown is wishing Rick Rholla luck. 178 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,399 Yeah, I-I get it. 179 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:40,791 Hazing the new guy, it's... 180 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,054 You're not the new guy. 181 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,882 You're the weird friendly guy 182 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,754 who's about to get his ass handed to him 183 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,712 and then disappear back to wherever 184 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,975 weird friendly guys come from. 185 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,108 Probably Nebraska. 186 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,241 Excuse me? 187 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,418 "Excuse me"? 188 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,854 Is that all you got for a comeback? 189 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:01,246 Buddy, you're not gonna last ten frames here, 190 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,552 but... 191 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:03,640 "good luck." 192 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,555 Let's roll, guys. 193 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:06,991 I don't sound like that. 194 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,257 That-that was crazy. 195 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,434 I told you these guys don't mess around. 196 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,218 You see that dude with him? 197 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:18,220 I heard he left a horse's head 198 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,787 in somebody's bed. 199 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,571 I'm pretty sure that's 200 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,833 The Godfather. 201 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,227 What, so two people can't do it? 202 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,495 Okay, Tom's tournament is about to start. 203 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,975 Fingers crossed he wins.Yeah. 204 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:36,064 Winning would be so great, but he just needs 205 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,370 to finish in the top 30 to bring home some money. 206 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,809 Jen, a second? 207 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,116 Yeah? After work I'm gonna need you 208 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,379 to drive to the warehouse to pick up conditioner. 209 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,947 Someone's been giving out full squirts. 210 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,949 That's a 45-minute drive. 211 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,603 That I'm happy to do. 212 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,649 Good. By the way, 213 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,694 you're a walking advertisement for the salon. 214 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,305 Keep that in mind when you leave the house in the morning. 215 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,306 What's that supposed to mean? 216 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,265 It means... 217 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,789 imagine a client walking in 218 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,182 like that. 219 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,532 How would you fix it? 220 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,407 Full... 221 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,497 squirts. 222 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:25,069 Feel like that could've gone better. 223 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,944 Well, it sure as hell couldn't have gone any worse. 224 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,121 You bowl like that tomorrow, 225 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,862 and about the only thing we're gonna be bringing home 226 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,386 is the free bible out of the top drawer. 227 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,477 What am I supposed to do, Arch? 228 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,610 Rick Rholla was riding my ass all day. 229 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,541 Hey, Smallwood, do you 230 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,673 inhale or exhale on your approach? 231 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,240 Never mind. 232 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,633 Don't think about that now. 233 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,468 I don't know. 234 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,867 Well, you need to toughen up. 235 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,782 You want to compete with these guys, 236 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,132 you better learn to tap into your killer instinct. 237 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,570 I don't know if I have a killer instinct. 238 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,484 One time, Jen stepped on a spider. 239 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,486 Me and Sam had a funeral for it. 240 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,967 I know, Tom. 241 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,317 I've been to a few of your bug burials. 242 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,582 Hell, you're a nice guy. 243 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,322 Thanks, man...That wasn't a compliment! 244 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,499 Nice don't work if you want to win. 245 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,066 Maybe we'll get lucky. 246 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,633 I won't be bowling anywhere near him tomorrow. 247 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,635 Well, just in case, we need to be prepared. 248 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,376 What do you mean? What... what are you doing? 249 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,987 Something I know you wouldn't do-- getting ammo. 250 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,989 We need to find this guy's weaknesses 251 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,600 and go after 'em. 252 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,124 Ah, he dropped out of college. 253 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,255 Filed for bankruptcy. 254 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,779 Can't own a dog. 255 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,259 I'm not sure what that's about. 256 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,828 I hope that's an allergy thing. 257 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,788 Boom! We got him. 258 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,441 Apparently he's going 259 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,008 through a nasty divorce. 260 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,010 Oh, I don't know, Archie.Hey! 261 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,752 The only thing worse than a horse's head in your bed 262 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,624 is that empty space 263 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,887 where your wife used to sleep. 264 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,635 Looks like we're lane neighbors again, Smallwood. 265 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,680 Looks like we are. 266 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,683 And unlike my real neighbor, I will not say good morning. 267 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:43,207 Or take in your garbage cans. 268 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,950 I'm coming for you today, Rick! 269 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:47,951 Not if I come for you first. 270 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,039 Well, joke's on you. 271 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,606 'Cause guess who gets up pretty early 272 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,695 in the morning-- what am I doing? 273 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,088 You know what you got to do. 274 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,525 Right, absolutely. 275 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,926 Not bad. 276 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,449 That was a real sneeze. 277 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:10,017 The air filtration in here is terrible. 278 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,761 Hey. Hey. 279 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,110 What are you doing here? 280 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,589 Oh, well, I had a little time to kill 281 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,591 before I picked up Sam at his tap lesson. 282 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,681 Mm-hmm.And I had a foot-long earlier. 283 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,552 I could only stomach six inches. 284 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,162 I figured you'd like the rest. 285 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,817 Thanks.Mm. 286 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,691 Whew, that's a lot of onions. 287 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,302 Yeah, anything they don't charge you for, I get extra. 288 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,522 This other bag is full of napkins and forks. 289 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,961 Helen. 290 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,006 Ruth. 291 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,182 Nice catching up. 292 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,272 I'm going to lunch. 293 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,318 You got that conditioner I asked for, right? 294 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,146 You bet I did.Good. 295 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,452 And don't forget to clock out when you eat that sandwich. 296 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,803 I don't want you chewing on my time. 297 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,807 Dang it. 298 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,156 Aw, don't worry, it's not gonna take you long. 299 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,461 I've seen you eat. 300 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,115 Oh. No. 301 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,335 I left the conditioner at home. Ruth is gonna 302 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,684 blow a gasket. 303 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,686 Hey, relax. It's not that big a deal. 304 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,557 Everything is a big deal with her. 305 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,472 She called me last night at midnight to ask 306 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,823 why there was a Canadian quarter in the register. 307 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,389 Hey, you need to buck up. 308 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,522 This job is a cakewalk. 309 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,307 I had to install bumpers on F-150s 310 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,657 for 30 years with a bad back and a small bladder. 311 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:26,963 Oh, yeah. 312 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,791 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 313 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,880 I'm sitting with a great job and a regular-size bladder. 314 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,490 What do I have to complain about? 315 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,144 That's right, if you want the truth, 316 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,972 I'm your gal. If you want smoke up your butt, 317 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,713 sit on a campfire. 318 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,331 What the hell is the matter with you? 319 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,898 Rick is over there eating you up, 320 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,161 and you're just laying here, passing him the salt. 321 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,554 What am I supposed to do, Arch? 322 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,991 Fight back. Get in his head. 323 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,732 Say something about his mama. 324 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,342 I mean, at the very least, 325 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,822 you could sneeze again, man. 326 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,041 Damn. 327 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,826 I can't. 328 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:04,914 I took a Zyrtec. 329 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,831 I don't want to play dirty, okay? 330 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,267 I thought you wanted this. 331 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,182 I do want this.Then what's the issue? 332 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,184 I don't want to be that guy. 333 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,708 When I was ten, I was already six-foot-two 334 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,362 and my head was the size it is now. 335 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,321 I looked like a Blow Pop. 336 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,715 I was an easy target. Kids would make fun of me. 337 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,935 And, sure, every once in a while, I'd fight back. 338 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,763 It felt good in the moment, 339 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,200 but I always felt like crap afterwards. 340 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,898 I get it. 341 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,248 I know, this is my job now. I got to be competitive. 342 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,206 But no job is worth me... 343 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,642 You're up, Smallwood. 344 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,514 Just get this over with, 345 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,342 so you can go back to your family empty-handed 346 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,779 and everyone can forget you ever existed. 347 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,476 Like I just did. 348 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,176 Hey, what is your problem? 349 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,525 Oh! 350 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,048 You a tough guy now? 351 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,616 No, I'm genuinely asking, what is your problem? 352 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,358 Why are you so angry? 353 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,229 Is this about... your divorce? 354 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,927 What the hell did you just say? 355 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,754 Your wife left you. 356 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,800 I'd probably be lashing out, too. 357 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,758 Wait, what's happening here? 358 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,241 If you're going through something right now, 359 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,156 having a hard time, 360 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,202 just know I'm here if you want to talk. 361 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,769 Okay? All right. 362 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,076 I got to bowl, champ. 363 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,125 Is he for real? 364 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,735 I'm afraid so. 365 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,390 He's sweet on the outside, soft in the middle. 366 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,479 He is a Blow Pop. 367 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,569 A six-foot-five, 368 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,484 spider-loving Blow Pop. 369 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,575 Okay, I'll be back to check in on you 370 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,403 in 20 minutes. Oh! 371 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,057 There is a whole spread in there 372 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,928 of a shirtless Idris Elba. 373 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,582 If that doesn't do it for you, there's also an article 374 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,671 on five ways to make a squash less boring. 375 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,331 Knock yourself out with the squash. 376 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,597 I'm back. 377 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,599 I hope it's not more onion sandwiches. 378 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,340 I'm still sweating out the last one. 379 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,691 You're married. What do you need to smell good for? 380 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,522 I brought you the conditioner that you forgot at home. 381 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,786 That was very thoughtful. Thank you. 382 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,092 Oh, it's not a big deal. 383 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,920 I wanted to swing by the burger place. 384 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,443 They're having a special. 385 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:25,359 Buy one soda and get 77 straws for free. 386 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,275 You're on the clock. 387 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,624 A little less chitchat, a little more chop-chop. 388 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,625 Right, I'm sorry, Ruth. 389 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,192 You don't need to apologize. 390 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,281 We've been talking for two seconds. 391 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,153 Hey, why don't you relax... Mussolini? 392 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,634 What? 393 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,592 Oh, nothing. She calls everyone that. 394 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,855 It's like "buddy" or "pal." 395 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,902 Look, Jen. My rules are very simple, 396 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,991 but for some reason they're too hard 397 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,471 for you to understand. 398 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,168 Don't take that tone with her. 399 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,040 Excuse me?You heard me. 400 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,171 Helen, it's okay, I... 401 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,303 This is... Stay out of this. 402 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,827 Yeah, Jen can be annoying. 403 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,698 Sometimes she does things the wrong way. 404 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,310 The mess in her car trunk is insane. 405 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,225 But... 406 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,009 you can't talk to her like that. 407 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,793 And you can?Yeah, I can. 408 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,970 Because I'm her family. 409 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,928 Jen is a good woman. 410 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,843 She works her butt off, 411 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,758 she's loyal as the day is long. 412 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,717 You are so lucky to have her.Oh! 413 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,545 I'm lucky to have her?Yeah. 414 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,243 Look, ladies, let's just... 415 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,854 I have an employee who begs me for extra shifts, 416 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,726 then complains when I ask her to close every night, 417 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,555 and thinks I should give her a raise just for doing her job. 418 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,557 I'm so lucky. 419 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,037 Thank you, Jen, 420 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,778 for giving me that privilege. 421 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,388 Okay, you don't have to put up with this crap. 422 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,042 She quits.What are you doing?! 423 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,609 Yeah, she quits. 424 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,350 Oh, she quits, does she?No, no, no, no, no, she... 425 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,352 She quits.No, no, she does not. 426 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,180 She does not quit. She needs this job 427 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,399 very badly, and she knows that you're a very kind 428 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,098 and forgiving Christian woman. 429 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,713 I have known some people with sticks up their cabooses, 430 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:02,717 but that lady is straddling a sequoia. 431 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,547 Helen... I know! 432 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,549 I shouldn't have got you fired. 433 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:11,204 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have opened my big mouth. 434 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,293 I just couldn't stand the way she was talking to you. 435 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,643 You deserve so much... 436 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,920 You're screwed, aren't you? 437 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,966 Totally. 438 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,098 Okay. 439 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,795 I got you. 440 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,018 It's hard to notice 441 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,281 someone falling out of love with you. 442 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,068 Because it doesn't happen all at once. 443 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,592 I don't know what hurts more-- the fact that she's gone 444 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,246 or... 445 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,161 the fact that I didn't see it coming. 446 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,427 Believe me, man, I-I get it. 447 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,645 Yeah? 448 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,169 Your wife leave you, too? 449 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,127 Oh, no. She's my biggest supporter. 450 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,956 We're madly in love, but... 451 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:11,002 I should've said "I hear you" rather than "I get it." 452 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,963 But, Rick, you're gonna be okay. 453 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,139 Thanks. 454 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,881 There's not a lot of guys like you on the tour, Smallwood. 455 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,231 I'll take that as a compliment. 456 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,757 And next time 457 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,151 it's gonna be me bringing home the big trophy. 458 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,762 At least one that doesn't look like a Monopoly piece. 459 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,417 I'll see you around, Tom. 460 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,639 All right, you ready to hit the road, 461 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,423 or you want to stick around, listen to Lefty Gomez 462 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,643 talk about his chocoholism? 463 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,993 He's eating his feelings. 464 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,429 Anybody can see that. 465 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,041 Well, you finished in the money in your first tournament. 466 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,174 That's something a lot of pros on the tour never did. 467 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,002 I guess I was wrong. 468 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,265 Nice guys don't always finish last. 469 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,268 You know, when I was a kid, 470 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,357 there was this guy, always used to tell me, 471 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,098 "Rise above the noise. 472 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,709 Don't listen to the boys." Smart guy. 473 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,016 His name was Archie. 474 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,931 Mm-hmm. 475 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,672 Talking about you. 476 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,761 I know! 477 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,329 I also said if you shake it 478 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,200 more than twice, you're playing with it. 479 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,465 You don't have to remember everything I say. 480 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,206 Come on. 481 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,209 Hey, Coach, I want you to have this. Hmm? 482 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,342 I wouldn't have won it if it weren't for you. 483 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,605 Nah, you keep it. 484 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,346 I'll wait for the one that doesn't look 485 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,522 like you snapped it off the hood of a car. 486 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,400 Oh. 487 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,534 Well? 488 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,622 How'd it go? 489 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,667 Obviously I didn't want to... 490 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,843 tell you over the phone. 491 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,630 I just thought it was important to tell you face-to-face, 492 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,241 I only, uh... 493 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,461 came in 26th! 494 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,984 26th?! 495 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,031 What? 496 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,381 That's in the money!I know! 497 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,600 Oh, my God! 498 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,254 There are only 499 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,604 25 wives happier than you right now. 500 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,390 24 if we don't count Rick Rholla's. 501 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,521 Who? 502 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,175 Who cares? 503 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,264 Check it out. What? What? 504 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,266 They gave me money to bowl. 505 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,920 What? Give me that! 506 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,791 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna come in handy. 507 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,489 Really handy. 508 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,578 What do you mean?Oh, don't you worry about it. 509 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,884 Now, okay, why don't we go upstairs... Oh. 510 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,582 and celebrate 511 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,453 your big win. 512 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,454 Mmm. 513 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,282 The wins keep coming. 514 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,113 Hmm, come on. 515 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,681 Ah, you know?Huh? 516 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,640 For the first time, this feels like maybe it's gonna work out. 517 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,295 Knock, knock. Welcome home, Tommy. 518 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,254 I'm sorry I got your wife canned.