1 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:09,966 Hi. 2 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:12,360 Yeah! 3 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,103 Yay! 4 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,715 Yay. 5 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:24,807 Hmm. 6 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,463 Proud of you. 7 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:31,422 Thanks. 8 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,033 Now all I need is a trophy case 9 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,686 and a magnifying glass. 10 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,775 Size doesn't matter. 11 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,125 Not helping. 12 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:42,346 Look, Tom, you earned them, you should be happy. 13 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,479 I haven't come in higher than 26th. 14 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,308 Why do they even give out trophies for 26th? 15 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,223 By the time they called my name, the alley was already 16 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,181 setting up for a birthday party. 17 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,096 I'm in a rut. 18 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,576 Tom...I just don't get it. 19 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,534 I've changed my approach, my ball speed, 20 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:57,883 my release point. 21 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,059 I don't know what else to do. 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,366 Sweetie, 23 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,802 look, you're gonna get through this. 24 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:05,413 Okay? What does Archie say? 25 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:08,155 "You're not keeping your elbow in!" 26 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,940 "Stop flipping your damn wrist! You're chopping pins!" 27 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:15,249 My point is he only says what I'm doing wrong.Hey. 28 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,773 Look, six months ago, you were installing seat belts 29 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:20,558 on an assembly line, and now you are a professional bowler. 30 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,647 Yeah, but...Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 31 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:25,215 The fact is, there is a roof over our heads, 32 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:25,302 the bills are paid, there's food on that table. 33 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:28,566 I know. 34 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,177 But I have to be getting top-ten finishes 35 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,135 if I want to get in the World Series of Bowling. 36 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,615 Yeah, and you've already earned half those points 37 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,356 you need to get there and you have one of 38 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,793 the highest series averages of any rookie on the tour. 39 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:41,101 You know it turns me on when you talk bowling stats, right? 40 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,147 Well, come upstairs 41 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,018 and I'll read you some split percentages 42 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:48,369 while I jump rope in a tube top. 43 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,545 Really?No! 44 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,025 My point is 45 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,332 I think you need to change your perspective. 46 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,030 Saying you're in a rut only puts you deeper in a rut. 47 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:00,163 Change your thoughts, change your life. 48 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,644 I'm not in... I'm not in a rut. 49 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:03,645 I'm not...Try harder. 50 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:04,646 I'm not in a rut. 51 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,821 Okay, warmer. Turn it up. 52 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:08,563 I am not in a rut! 53 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,260 There's my man! 54 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,262 That's the power of positive thinking. 55 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:15,135 You will go upstairs and jump rope in a tube top! 56 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:18,138 Nice try. 57 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,373 Wait, what? 58 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,419 What are you doing? It's00 a.m. 59 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,855 Yeah, I've been up since00. 60 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,596 I couldn't stop thinking about what you said, 61 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,120 so I found a podcast on the power of positivity. 62 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,643 Oh, thank God. 63 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:46,731 So that's what you were doing with your phone 64 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,385 under the covers last night. 65 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,345 Yeah, more or less. 66 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,782 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 67 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,653 Look, it's hosted by a sports psychologist. 68 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,829 He's worked with pro athletes for over 30 years. 69 00:02:57,873 --> 00:02:59,396 It's all about thought replacement. 70 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,572 Positive thoughts, productive results. 71 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,966 Ah, sounds a lot like what I told you last night, 72 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,837 but now that a man said it... 73 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,361 I'm glad you're excited. 74 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,885 You didn't buy anything, did you? 75 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,321 I'm not a sucker. 76 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,062 You bought an umbrella off an infomercial. 77 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,717 Yeah, umbrella technology hasn't changed in 100 years. 78 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,588 Excuse me for being curious. 79 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,938 Okay, 80 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,593 but just to be clear, you didn't buy anything? 81 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,905 Good morning, my friends. 82 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,994 Thinking about the past, 83 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,300 that's depression. 84 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,519 Thinking about the future, that's anxiety. 85 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,739 Today is a new day. 86 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,307 Facts. 87 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,092 Hey, listen. 88 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,094 You only got four more tournaments 89 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,661 before the World Series of Bowling. 90 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,967 So, today may be a new day, 91 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:51,753 but your game sucks as much as it did yesterday. 92 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,844 Your enthusiasm's not lost on me. 93 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:58,716 I don't think you're listening to what I'm saying. 94 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,065 You're placing in the middle 95 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:02,285 'cause you're bowling like a damn fool. 96 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,634 Now, today you're gonna practice 97 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:04,940 hitting the 3-9 sleeper. 98 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:07,290 Love the passion. 99 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,466 I want you to do that 100 times. 100 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,121 And if the sun is still up, I want you to do it 100 more. 101 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:14,428 Man, I'm staying on you like a streak 102 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:17,822 on a low-flow toilet until you come out of this rut. 103 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,389 Bup, bup, bup, bup. 104 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,957 Archie, we're not using the word "rut" anymore. 105 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,394 Well, are we using this word? 106 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,527 "Shut your damn mouth and bowl." 107 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,052 You know, in Biology of the Happy Brain, 108 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,663 they say you should match every negative with two positives. 109 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,971 Wait, I didn't know you listened to Happy Brain. 110 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,320 Man, I love Dr. Hughes. 111 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,627 Attitude is a choice. 112 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,325 You know what else is a choice? 113 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,066 I-I'm-a get back to work. 114 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,939 I think you should give this podcast a try, Arch. 115 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,680 Be more positive. 116 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,987 I don't want to overstep, but you can be a little grouchy, 117 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,945 a little critical. 118 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,120 I'm critical 119 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:58,210 because I'm trying to help you. 120 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,603 No pain, no gain. 121 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:02,693 Eh. Dr. Hughes says, "No pain, no pain." 122 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:03,955 Oh, boy. 123 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,566 I'm just saying it might help me 124 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,437 to hear something supportive every once in a while. 125 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,221 You don't need buttering up, Tom, 126 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:10,527 you need a coach. And don't forget, 127 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,833 my way has gotten you this far. 128 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,269 Yeah, but I've plateaued. 129 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,967 Sometimes you need a shoulder to stand on 130 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,752 if you want to shoot for the moon. 131 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,928 Dr. Hughes says, "If you miss the moon, 132 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,669 you'll still land amongst the stars." 133 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:25,107 What in the blue hell is you talking about right now? 134 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:28,371 The moon is closer to the Earth than any star. 135 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,807 You know how far it is to a star? 136 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,374 If you go... You know, this is ridiculous. 137 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,944 I don't want to be placing in the middle of the pack forever. 138 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,293 I want to be at the top. 139 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,773 And maybe I'd get there faster 140 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,427 if we tried something new. 141 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,559 Okay. Fine. 142 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,387 I'll listen to your stupid podcast, 143 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,303 if you're willing to try something new. 144 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,435 Yeah, I'm open to new stuff. 145 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,740 You sure?Yes. 146 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,263 'Cause this is real cutting-edge stuff. 147 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,482 Yeah, give it to me. 148 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,964 Shut your damn mouth and bowl. 149 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:02,971 Wow. 150 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,626 This place looks like a real salon. 151 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,932 Thanks. Now I just got to get better 152 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,238 at cleaning up before dinner. 153 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,544 Last night I had a few complaints 154 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,241 about my spaghetti and hair balls. 155 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,592 I got everything on your list. 156 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,246 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 157 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,117 I've been too busy to hit the supply store. 158 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,293 Back-to-back cuts, colors, extensions. 159 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,948 I even trimmed a guy's toupee.On his head? 160 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,820 No, his wife brought it in. She just needed 161 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:27,387 to get it back before he woke up. 162 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,608 I can't believe how busy you are. 163 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:32,957 I know. 164 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,306 I could actually use a little help this weekend 165 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,873 if you're free.I wish I could. 166 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,484 There's no way Ruth is gonna give me the time off. 167 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,355 I'm supposed to be at the dentist right now. 168 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,444 If she checks my teeth, I'm screwed. 169 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,491 Here. I have some cotton balls 170 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,449 you can cram in your cheeks if it'll help. 171 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,451 I'd love to have a job 172 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,844 where I could just lie about being sick 173 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,715 without having to prove it.Mm. 174 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,674 Well, if I ever figure all this out, 175 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,719 who knows-- maybe we can partner up. 176 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,460 Oh, my God. That would be amazing. 177 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,114 Wouldn't it? 178 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,116 You could lie about being sick as much as you want. 179 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:04,772 I'd even throw in one week of paid hangover days. 180 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,123 That'll get me through January 8. 181 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,518 Someday. 182 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,737 Well, back to reality. 183 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,135 I hate my life. 184 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,662 Hey. 185 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,579 Podcast?Yeah, you know it. 186 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,015 Hmm. So, did Archie 187 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:33,235 kind of hate it or really hate it? 188 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:34,889 Hate does not exist. 189 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,326 It's really just the absence of love. 190 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,328 But he really the absence of loved it.Mm. 191 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,680 Oh, hey. 192 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,203 What are you doing back? Did you forget something? 193 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:48,206 Guess who's named Tia and just quit her job. 194 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,426 Ah. That's an easy one. 195 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:54,082 Me. I did it. I quit.What?! 196 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,650 I'm all in on Team Tia and Jen. 197 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:59,130 Jen and Tia. But what?! 198 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,395 I told Ruth that I quit so that I come work for you. 199 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,875 Where should I set up? 200 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:07,835 Wait, Tia, when we talked about working together, 201 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,577 I meant someday, not today. 202 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,623 Oh, every day's a someday before it's a today. 203 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,800 Look, okay, look, 204 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,629 this-this kitchen is not ideal for something like this. 205 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,892 This isn't going to be easy.Well, that's fine. 206 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,416 I'd rather be on a bumpy road to somewhere 207 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,462 than a dead end road to nowhere. 208 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,029 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 209 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:30,553 Tia Maria, that was beautiful. 210 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:31,902 That was inspired. It's... 211 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,426 Dial it back, babe. 212 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,037 How did Ruth take all this? 213 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,168 Surprisingly well. 214 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,518 Really?Yeah. 215 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,606 She hugged me. 216 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:40,650 She gave me this card to give you. 217 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,609 Card? 218 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,482 "Good luck..." Aw.Aw. 219 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,530 "...with the inspector I reported you to 220 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,489 for illegally running a business out of your kitchen." 221 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,536 "P.S. You can suck a..." 222 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,583 Oh, my God, she's gonna shut down 223 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,498 the Tia and Jen Salon before it even opens. 224 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,022 Jen and Tia, and she's not closing down anything. 225 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,590 Jen and Tia.Yeah. 226 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,244 Tia and Jen. 227 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:12,813 Closed minds will never shut down open hearts. 228 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,730 I just made that up. 229 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,166 This might be positive thinking, 230 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,820 but I think I'm really good at this. 231 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:22,953 Hey, hey, hey, Lew my dude. 232 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,041 Hey, heads up. 233 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,087 Archie's in a weird mood. 234 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,175 Oh, what do you mean? 235 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,655 Good morning, fellow travelers 236 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,831 on this crazy rock we call Earth. 237 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,704 That's what I mean. 238 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:44,235 Somebody's in a good mood. 239 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,933 Y-You want to get to practice? 240 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,238 Not quite yet. 241 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,603 All right, let's get to work. 242 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:18,182 Oh, nice approach, Tom. 243 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:19,488 Your footwork is so good 244 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,969 it's like Bruno Mars had a baby with Usher. 245 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:26,843 Wow, man, you really took this podcast to heart. It's great. 246 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,715 Well, you told me to listen. I listened. 247 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,673 Gave me a new perspective. 248 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,588 Hey, Arch, how's my game looking? 249 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,286 Carl... I love your passion 250 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,288 and dedication to the sport. 251 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,856 Look, it doesn't matter what the score is 252 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,162 as long as you love it. 253 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,467 Thanks, man. 254 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,341 And, Tom, that was a hell of a shot! 255 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,342 Ooh. 256 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,996 Wow. 257 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,345 I don't think I've ever heard you say that before. 258 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,694 Well, I meant it. 259 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,914 Thanks for giving this podcast a try. 260 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,176 Tom, 261 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,483 there is no triumph without a "try." 262 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,878 And an "umph." 263 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,098 Damn it, Lew... 264 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,189 ...how can one man have so much wit? 265 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,109 Dang it. 266 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,806 That's the third spare I've missed today. 267 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,678 That was a hell of a shot, Tom. 268 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,766 Thanks. 269 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,811 Love that you keep saying that. 270 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,378 What am I doing wrong, Arch? 271 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,685 Not focusing on what you're doing right, 272 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,687 which, from where I'm sitting, is a lot. 273 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,384 I'm still chopping pins, though. 274 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,212 Yeah, you're chopping pins, 275 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,388 but your release point is right on the money. 276 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,694 Come on, man. 277 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:35,999 I got no follow-through. 278 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,219 I look like a damn fool. 279 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:42,397 You sound just like Archie, but less hot. 280 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,052 Um, the problem isn't your body, 281 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,880 It's your mind. 282 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,491 You got to visualize knocking down the pins. 283 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,536 It's just like Dr. Hughes said, 284 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,452 "See the win, be the win." 285 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,760 Visualizing is great, but if I don't start knocking down pins, 286 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:01,285 I'm gonna see the foreclosure and be on the street. 287 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,507 No offense, Tom, 288 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,727 but you can be a little grumpy sometimes. 289 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,127 Oh, hey. Okay, could you give me a hand? 290 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,130 I'm hiding any trace of having a salon in the kitchen. 291 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,785 I canceled all my appointments. I took all the bags of hair 292 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,134 from our trash out to the street. 293 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,483 Sure you have to do all this? 294 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,224 The inspector could drop in at any minute, 295 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,791 and if I'm caught it's a $10,000 fine. 296 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,793 You sure you're doing it fast enough? 297 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,753 Okay. You know, in the meantime, 298 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,015 Tia's looking for chairs 299 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,320 we can rent someplace 300 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,322 or maybe a super cheap place of our own. 301 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,063 But every time I tell a realtor our budget, 302 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:43,066 they hang up on me or they laugh in a really mean way. 303 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:47,070 If Archie was here, he'd tell you to visualize a new salon. 304 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,245 What are you talking about? 305 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,203 He listened to the podcast. 306 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,465 Now he's Mr. Positive. 307 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,032 Isn't that what you wanted? 308 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,598 Yeah, but we didn't get anything done all day. 309 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,296 He's not even coaching me. 310 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,037 He just showers me with compliments. 311 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,343 It's like his whole personality changed overnight. 312 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,649 Oh, this is like 313 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,433 when Felicity chopped off all her curls. 314 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914 I'm sorry. I see everything in hair. 315 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,961 He didn't say one negative thing all day. 316 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,397 I tested him. 317 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,051 I threw a gutter ball on purpose, he said, 318 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,053 "Mistakes are just successes spelled differently." 319 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,837 I mean, how does that make sense? 320 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,665 Completely different letters. 321 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,668 Really out of character for him.Yeah. 322 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,498 He's messing with me, isn't he? 323 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,716 I didn't say that.No, he is. 324 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,631 That's it. 325 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,982 Only Archie could weaponize positivity. 326 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,288 God, I've created the nicest monster in the world. 327 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,248 Franken-kind. 328 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,778 Hey. 329 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,955 Come on, man. Let's get to work. 330 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,478 Hey, buddy. 331 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,393 I think we start with ten minutes of gratitude. 332 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,742 Knock it off. 333 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,092 I'm gonna bowl, you're gonna yell 334 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,876 what I'm doing wrong. You win. 335 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,965 I don't think you've given the power of positivity 336 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,314 enough of a shot. 337 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,360 I get it. It's a stupid podcast 338 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,970 and positivity doesn't work. 339 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,016 You proved your point.What are you talking about? 340 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,365 I'm talking about you screwing with me 341 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,801 instead of coaching me. 342 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,281 The World Series is right around the corner. 343 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,543 We don't have time for this. 344 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,544 Screwing with you? 345 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,850 Why would I screw with you? 346 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,155 I have no idea. 347 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,896 You said all this would help. 348 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,333 I wanted you to be a little bit more positive, 349 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,205 not turn into Dolly Parton. 350 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,946 Oh, okay. 351 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,773 So, so first, I'm too negative, 352 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,079 then I'm too positive, 353 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,864 now, all of a sudden, I'm screwing with you? 354 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,561 Tell me you're not. 355 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,997 I'm not! 356 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,962 I think maybe the problem is you don't trust me as your coach. 357 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:39,487 Arch... Arch. 358 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,055 Okay, bye. 359 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,362 Well, any luck? 360 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,235 I just found a place in our price range. 361 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,280 But it's close to a manure farm. 362 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,456 It's on a manure farm. It's a barn. 363 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,505 At least your kitchen looks like a kitchen again. 364 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,202 Except for these. 365 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,683 Oh, God. They must have fallen out of my bag. 366 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:02,684 Good save. 367 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,862 Uh-oh. 368 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,951 Look, okay, this isn't what it looks like. 369 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,345 Hi. 370 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,391 You know, we were clipping coupons.Mm-hmm. 371 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:18,047 With a pair of stainless steel Amandalena thinning shears? 372 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,484 Is that a crime, copper? 373 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,880 No, it isn't. 374 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,231 However, illegally operating a salon in your kitchen is. 375 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,841 I know. Good thing there is none of that 376 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,278 going on here. 377 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,975 There's a bag of human hair in the trash bin 378 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,542 that would suggest otherwise. 379 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,239 That's not ours.Mm-mm. 380 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,719 We're holding that for a friend. 381 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,635 Yes, his name is Joe Friend... erson. 382 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,202 Joe Frienderson. 383 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,682 He's an attorney at Frienderson and Sons. 384 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,815 He's bald. Now. 385 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,949 Oh. 386 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,473 Well, then I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. 387 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,606 Oh, yeah, one last thing. 388 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,086 I'm not an idiot! 389 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,872 Having a salon-- or any business-- 390 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,874 in a living space is a direct violation 391 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,615 of Article 104-6 392 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,530 of the Michigan Business Corporation Act. 393 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,836 Okay, r-right. 394 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,533 Fair enough, but... 395 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,927 But you are allowed to operate an independent salon 396 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,885 if it is enclosed by full partitions 397 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,844 and doors from a dwelling. 398 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,541 And if it's a full-service salon, 399 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,935 it must have shampoo bowls and a separate hand-washing sink 400 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,676 to clean tools, 401 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,678 according to 109-7 402 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,028 of the Michigan Business Corporation Act. 403 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,338 Okay. 404 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,253 You know your stuff, 405 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,690 but the kitchen still isn't gonna pass code. 406 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,780 Okay, but... 407 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,609 But... 408 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,393 But...But the sunroom does. 409 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,135 Or it will, uh... 410 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,268 I mean, obviously, I would never cut hair 411 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,617 in a kitchen. 412 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,055 Can you get water in here for the sinks? 413 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,361 Um... 414 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,015 Yeah, we can tap into the main line, 415 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,017 which runs two feet along the south wall of this room. 416 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,844 It's three-quarter inch high-density polyethylene, 417 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,368 so that'll be plenty for what we need. 418 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,067 All right, well, get that done, 419 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,287 and then all you have to do is apply for a business license, 420 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,505 and you're all set. 421 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,767 Okay, I-I'm sorry that you came 422 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,291 all the way out here for nothing. 423 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,467 It's fine. Ruth does this to other salons 424 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,990 about once a week. 425 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,648 You were amazing. 426 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,084 Where did all that come from? 427 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,651 I don't know. It just hit me 428 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,609 when she said "Michigan Corporation Act." 429 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,090 You're not the only one that's dreamed of having a salon. 430 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,439 I didn't even realize 431 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,093 I could have a legal salon in my house 432 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,703 until you said all of that. 433 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,140 And what about you, with all that water stuff? 434 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,272 When Tom was at the factory and something broke, 435 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,448 all the contractors thought they could rip me off. 436 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,321 I decided I needed to know more about this house than they did. 437 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,409 You're a badass. 438 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:43,801 No, you're a badass. 439 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:44,802 No, you're a badass. 440 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:45,803 You are.You are. 441 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:46,804 How long does this go on for? 442 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:47,936 Forever.Ah! 443 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,985 Hey, Arch. 444 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,466 You, uh, want a Kit Kat? 445 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,123 I-I got it from the vending machine, so... 446 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,951 this is money right back in your pocket. 447 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,048 You know I trust you, right? 448 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,136 Do you? 449 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,399 Yes. Come on, man. 450 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,010 You sort of made fun of the whole positivity thing, 451 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,274 a lot, in front of everybody. 452 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,624 And next thing I know, you're all in. 453 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,755 That was weird. 454 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,844 You damn right I went all in. 455 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,237 I've always been all in. 456 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,152 And I wouldn't screw with your dream, Tom. 457 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,721 Because it's my dream, too. 458 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,331 Yeah, I-I know, it's... 459 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,550 Look. 460 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,117 When you told me we needed to switch 461 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,335 to a more positive style, 462 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,163 you didn't have to ask me twice. 463 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,384 I listened to 14 episodes of that podcast. 464 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,864 You didn't buy anything, did you? 465 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,694 I ordered the damn mindfulness bell. 466 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,132 I got the weighted hoodie. 467 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,785 Don't tell Jen. 468 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,787 She's still mad at me for the Funbrella. 469 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,053 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 470 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,620 For saying you should change. 471 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:05,840 That's not it, Tom. 472 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,842 You are in a bit of a rut, 473 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,191 and we did need to try something new. 474 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,627 That's how you grow. 475 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:11,628 That's how you get better. 476 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,021 Tom... 477 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,501 I'm learning to be a pro coach 478 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,155 just like you're learning to be a pro bowler. 479 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,330 And you're a great coach. 480 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,853 Just, if all I hear 481 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:19,984 is what I'm doing wrong, 482 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,377 it's all I can think about. 483 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,988 So, sometimes... 484 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,468 you need to hear what you're doing right. 485 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,469 I got it. 486 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,167 Not all the time. 487 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,994 You know, a-a blend, a fifty-fifty. 488 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,561 Li-Like an Arnold Palmer. 489 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,172 Oh, man, please. 490 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,086 If you ain't going 70-30 ice tea, 491 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,958 you're just a damn fool. 492 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,314 All right, look. 493 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,577 Let's say we get better together. 494 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,406 Deal.Okay. 495 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,799 Now that we're all better, uh, 496 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,279 you want to go halfsies on this Kit Kat? 497 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,932 Hey! Hell no. 498 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,108 This is a gift. 499 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,985 Jen? 500 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,248 Oh, hey. How was practice? 501 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,641 Well, we started with 502 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,643 a couple minutes of gratitude.Oh, no. 503 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,514 But then Archie started screaming at me 504 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,777 about my release and threatened to drill three holes in my head. 505 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,345 That's great. 506 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,956 Yeah. I didn't chop a single pin. 507 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,958 I think we have a shot at cracking the top ten 508 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,003 at the next tournament. 509 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,092 Oh, you do that... 510 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,050 and I'll jump rope in a tube top. 511 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,182 For real? 512 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,576 Too bad you threw out that jump rope. 513 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,361 There's a way to do it without the jump rope.