1 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:17,756 Ugh, Lew. What the hell is in this smoothie you made me? 2 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,455 It tastes like I'm licking a lawnmower blade. 3 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,718 That would be the grass. 4 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:23,849 You mean wheat grass? 5 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:25,199 Nah, that wasn't in the budget. 6 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,984 This is in-front-of- my-mom's-house grass. 7 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,857 I have three tournaments to qualify for the World Series. 8 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,946 I don't think drinking dog pee and weed killer 9 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,687 is gonna help get me there. 10 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,951 Hey, where the hell is Archie? 11 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,693 I left him two messages and he didn't get back to me. 12 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,782 I'm worried about him.Yeah. 13 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,656 You know, he told me if he ever doesn't show up for work, 14 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,658 I'm supposed to clear his browser history 15 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:53,053 and throw his laptop in the Saginaw River. 16 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:56,099 I'm gonna go check on him. 17 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,361 You can clear his history, 18 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,581 but hold off on the river. 19 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,583 And, uh, Lew? 20 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:04,586 You know, if something ever happens to me, maybe you... 21 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,805 I got you. 22 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,030 [saxophone playing] 23 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:20,906 What are you doing here? 24 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,517 What are you doing here? 25 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,389 We're supposed to be practicing. 26 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,825 I am. 27 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:29,350 [playing bluesy melody] 28 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,744 Great, great, great. 29 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:33,832 Will you cut that out? 30 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,399 What's going on? 31 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,098 Can't a brother play some blues in his panda pajamas 32 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,404 without people asking a bunch of questions? 33 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,234 [playing bluesy melody] 34 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:46,932 [honks] 35 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,717 Come on, man. 36 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,935 What is wrong? 37 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,981 Well, I didn't want to say anything, 38 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,723 but... your mom ghosted me. 39 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:55,898 What? 40 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,595 Yeah, we went on six dates. 41 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:00,468 Everything was going great and then all of a sudden 42 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:03,079 she stopped answering my calls and text messages. 43 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,254 That doesn't mean anything. 44 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,777 She's probably just busy. Can we...? 45 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,302 I saw her at Sam's Club yesterday. 46 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,739 Then when I waved, she just knocked over 47 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:14,960 a plate of meatball samples and disappeared in the chaos. 48 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,571 Okay, look, you know my mom. 49 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,400 There's a good chance she just didn't like the meatballs. 50 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,707 She's giving me the brush-off. Man, I can feel it. 51 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,883 No. N-No. 52 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,189 Stop it! 53 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,714 There is a reasonable explanation. 54 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,020 I-I'm sure everything's fine. 55 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:32,848 You think?Absolutely. 56 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,545 But come on, man. You gotta pull yourself together. 57 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:37,244 We got big tournaments coming up. I need you. 58 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,681 Yeah, well, at least somebody does. 59 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:41,900 That's the spirit! 60 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,380 Come on, use that. 61 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,252 Go in the back, thrown on a tracksuit, 62 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,731 let's get to the alley. We got work to do. 63 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,864 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 64 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,387 Okay.All right. I'll meet you down there. 65 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,128 Okay, right. All right. 66 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:58,613 [playing bluesy melody] 67 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,615 All right, bald Kenny G. 68 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,400 We got to go! Get dressed. 69 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:06,229 There's a million amazing Black jazz musicians out there. 70 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,449 Why I got to be Kenny G? 71 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,192 ♪ 72 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,860 [pins clatter] 73 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,645 What do you think? 74 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:34,170 I think it must've been my toes that drove Helen away. 75 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,781 They're out of order. 76 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:40,611 My middle toe looks like it ought to be the thumb toe. 77 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,005 I meant my release. 78 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,963 Archie's not wrong. 79 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,530 Every time he wears flip-flops, 80 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:49,272 it looks like his foot's giving me the finger. 81 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:52,057 Can we just focus, please? 82 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,407 Archie's feet are a done deal. 83 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,886 We could still fix my release. 84 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,541 So it was my feet. 85 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,413 Did she say that?No. 86 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,892 She didn't say anything. 87 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:03,808 So she's not even thinking about me at all then. 88 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:07,377 And why would she? I'm disgusting. 89 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,249 Come on, man. You're spinning out. 90 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,512 You know what? Maybe it was our last date. 91 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,688 I was cooking at my place. 92 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,473 Opened a bottle of wine, put on some nice music, 93 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,475 grilled a couple of delicious steaks. 94 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,129 The hell was I thinking? 95 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,653 Hold on. 96 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,568 If you want, I can talk to her tonight. 97 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,875 I-I'll ask her what's wrong, which I'm sure is nothing. 98 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,398 Really?Yes. 99 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,574 Now look, I think the best thing for you to do: 100 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:33,316 take this energy, let's focus it into bowling and me. 101 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,709 Right. Right.Okay? 102 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,538 All right, this is the new McQuinn grip. 103 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:40,367 Something I saw online that I wanted to give a try. 104 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,325 It's a little bit like that. What do you think? 105 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,545 You know, bowling's a funny thing.Yes, sir. 106 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,722 You roll your ball down the lane. Mm-hmm. 107 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,941 It always comes back.Coach me up. 108 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:54,032 What if one day it doesn't? And you never see it again. 109 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,773 [grunts]: Mm. 110 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,777 So? You just call Mike the repair guy. 111 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,825 He's not talking about bowling, Lewell. 112 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,611 [whirring] 113 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,359 All right, stop that. 114 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:19,710 [gasps] Wow! That's beautiful. 115 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:20,842 Yeah? 116 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,539 I'm videoing the whole thing 117 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:26,064 and then posting progress updates to build anticipation. 118 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:27,631 Design porn is really in. 119 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:30,373 Still not as big as regular porn. 120 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,984 Helen, when you offered to help, 121 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,509 I had no idea that you were gonna build the whole thing. 122 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:38,860 You are like a fairy godmother with a nail gun. 123 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,123 Well, I didn't do that much. 124 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:44,300 I just sanded the cabinets and put in new plumbing 125 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,564 and hung new drywall, and I'm about to grout this tile. 126 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,261 But I'm telling you, whoever laid this foundation 127 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:52,787 didn't know his ass from a four-stroke power trowel. 128 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,704 Hashtag: "Grandma Grouts." 129 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,881 I have always dreamed of having my own salon. 130 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,926 And now it's becoming a reality. 131 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:04,364 Okay, okay, enough of that. Uh, why don't you all take a break? 132 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,930 'Cause I gotta run a new power line 133 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:08,672 from the breaker box to where the new dryer chairs are. 134 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:09,412 Are you sure you don't want any help? 135 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,587 HELEN: Nope, I got it. 136 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,328 It's kind of dicey. 137 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,069 If you grab the wrong wire, 138 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:17,681 you're fried like a hobo climbing an electric fence. 139 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:23,513 I'm gonna post this, and then eat some sushi in my bikini.Okay. 140 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:26,298 Hmm?Oh, that's for a different post. 141 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,562 That's the one I get paid for. 142 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:33,305 Helen, how do you know how to do all of this? 143 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,785 Tom built a bicycle for Christmas 144 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:37,527 and it took Sam three guesses to figure out what it was. 145 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,487 [chuckles] You know, when Tommy's dad died, 146 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,271 we didn't have any money for a handyman, 147 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,664 so I had to figure it out. 148 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,274 Men act like it's so hard, 149 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:49,409 but you don't need a ding-dong to install a doorbell. 150 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,020 Oh! Hey, hon, look. What do you think? 151 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:55,240 Oh, yeah, yeah, great. Mom, what the hell is going on?! 152 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:56,851 Well, don't blame me. 153 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,375 Your foundation is crooked as a congressman. 154 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,898 No, I'm talking about Archie. 155 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,074 Why aren't you returning his messages? 156 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,641 I've been busy. 157 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,382 Yeah, that's the same lie I told him. 158 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,818 Come on. Y-You're making excuses. 159 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,691 Tom, calm down.Hey, I can't calm down. 160 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:13,215 I'm three tournaments from qualifying for the World Series, 161 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:14,695 and she just broke my coach. 162 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:17,524 You know, not everything is always about you, Tommy. 163 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,526 What does that mean?What are you thinking? 164 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,615 You should be thanking her. 165 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,355 Look at everything she helped me do. 166 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,575 Thanking her? Are you kidding me? 167 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,838 Okay, well, obviously you don't care, 168 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,536 but if you look around, she has helped build 169 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,146 half of this salon. 170 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:34,062 Kind of like the bicycle you put together for Sam. 171 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,371 I should've made a bigger deal about your salon. 172 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:42,331 I guess I've just been, you know, caught up in my own thing. 173 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:43,680 That's okay. 174 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,203 It does look great, doesn't it? 175 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,162 Oh, gosh, wait till you see when they... 176 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,164 But this is exactly what I was worried about 177 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:50,165 when they started dating. 178 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,819 I mean, Archie is a wreck. 179 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,603 He's completely useless as a coach. 180 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:56,954 Well, your mom is channeling her energy 181 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,521 in my direction. 182 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:00,262 She's never been more helpful. 183 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,959 Well, good for you.Yeah. 184 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:04,614 Good for me. She hauled an entire sheet of drywall 185 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,224 up the steps by herself. 186 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:09,010 It was like watching an ant carrying an apple core. 187 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,578 You know what I wish she'd carry? Hmm? 188 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,796 A conversation with Archie 189 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,537 explaining why she's blowing him off. 190 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,713 Look, all I know is, 191 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,498 thanks to her, the salon is going to be finished 192 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,630 faster than I ever imagined.Yeah. 193 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,197 Same goes for my bowling career. 194 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,503 [groans]Thanks to her. 195 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:24,808 And I think we can both agree 196 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,854 that's, you know, the priority right now. 197 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,730 Really? Hmm. 198 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,602 And in the weeks where you don't win, 199 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:38,605 what's going to pay the bills? [gasps] The salon. 200 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,607 Well, I can't win if I don't have a coach. 201 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,913 Yeah, and I don't have a salon if I don't have Helen. 202 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,089 I think someone's being a little selfish. 203 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,135 Yeah, I agree. 204 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,050 Someone is. 205 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,314 All right. I've heard enough. 206 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:55,012 Geez, Ma! Were you eavesdropping? 207 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,145 How else would I have heard enough? 208 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:02,237 If anybody owes anybody an explanation, it's Archie. 209 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,717 You're married?! 210 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,373 Congratulations! 211 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,732 Is it true, Arch? You're still married to Loretta? 212 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,690 Is that all this was about? 213 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,997 I was worried it was something serious. 214 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,869 Oh, you thought your toes were a deal-breaker, 215 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,262 but a wife isn't? 216 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,699 I don't have a wife. I have an ex-wife 217 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:33,007 that I'm technically not legally divorced from. 218 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,139 And it's just one toe. 219 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:38,099 The rest of them line up like the von Trapp family. 220 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,928 Loretta and I have been emotionally 221 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,713 and physically separated for 20 years. 222 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,410 I didn't think it was a big deal. 223 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:50,154 Big deal? Arch, my mom reads the Bible for a good time. 224 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,071 Her slogan is, "Do unto others before they do it to you." 225 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,638 You really think she was gonna be cool 226 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,248 with dating a married guy? 227 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,685 We're not married! 228 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,687 We just never filed the paperwork. 229 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,514 Why not?Because 230 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,907 Loretta's a vindictive, 231 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:07,084 mean-spirited bag of "I'll see you in hell." 232 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,000 Look, there's no way my mom's gonna go out with you again 233 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,785 until you're officially divorced. 234 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,656 Can't you go to Loretta one last time 235 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,702 and just ask her to sign the papers? 236 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,659 No point. 237 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,226 The last time we were together, 238 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,621 Loretta tossed me a cooked ham and unleashed her dog. 239 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,065 Doing okay? 240 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,588 Yeah. Fine. 241 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,677 I'm just asking because you're about to 242 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,070 sand a new window into that wall. 243 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:42,511 Oh, sorry. Just got a lot on my mind. 244 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:45,383 If you don't mind my asking, 245 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,516 how'd you find out Archie was still married? 246 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,693 Oh, just call it women's intuition. 247 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,522 Come on, we both know that's a bunch of crap 248 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,394 we say to scare them. [chuckles] 249 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,569 What'd you do? 250 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,615 Okay, I'm not proud of it, 251 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,878 but I was digging through Archie's desk drawer 252 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,401 while he was in the bathroom. 253 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:07,275 Oh, you were snooping. So it was women's intuition. 254 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,279 I found his tax return that said he was still married 255 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,541 to Loretta. 256 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,108 Well, why haven't you talked to him about it? 257 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:17,328 I'm not talking to some other woman's husband. 258 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,723 Not to defend Archie, 259 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,899 but come on, you know he's a good guy. 260 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,249 And he and Loretta, they haven't been together for years. 261 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,381 Yes, I know that. 262 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,122 Okay, so what is going on? 263 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,210 [sighs] 264 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,602 Helen? 265 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,779 Fine. 266 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,607 The thing is, 267 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:39,394 we were having a really... 268 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,700 good time... 269 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:45,356 that night, and I started to get... 270 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,749 scared. 271 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,316 Scared of what? 272 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,279 Going to the boneyard! 273 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,368 Doing the naked wheelbarrow race. 274 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,893 Missionary. Do I have to spell it out for you? 275 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,286 I think you just did. 276 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:09,163 The only man I've ever been with is Tommy's dad. 277 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,949 Oh. Okay, um... 278 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,386 Okay, I-I see. We don't have to talk about this. 279 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,345 Yes, we do.What? 280 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:22,002 I don't have anybody to confide in, and I am dying here. 281 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,307 Kind of like I am right now? 282 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,613 [scoffs][clears throat] 283 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,657 Okay, okay. 284 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:29,966 Uh, here we go. Intimacy is very... 285 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:32,839 ...intimate. 286 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,492 Okay. 287 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,844 When two people care about each other, they just...Oh, God. 288 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,454 I know how it works. 289 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:44,851 It's just that it's been... 290 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:51,248 It's been 20 years since I've had these feelings. 291 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,685 Okay. Well, isn't it a good thing 292 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,426 that you're having these feelings again? 293 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,385 Yes.Yeah. 294 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,691 Well... 295 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,519 I don't know. 296 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,914 We're talking about Archie here. 297 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:10,224 I think if you focus on how much you care about him, 298 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:14,010 everything else, it's just gonna fall into place. 299 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,707 Yeah. 300 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:19,320 I promise you, you have nothing to worry about. 301 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,800 Thanks. 302 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,062 You got this.Yeah. 303 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,804 It's like climbing back on a bike. 304 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,242 Seems more like a unicycle with no seat. 305 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,941 Okay, good talk. 306 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:38,034 Great. Now Jen is ghosting me because of your mess. 307 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,776 It takes days to ghost somebody, fool. 308 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,343 She's just ignoring your ass. 309 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,476 Quit stalling and just go knock on Loretta's door. 310 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,218 Okay. Just give me a minute. 311 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,352 What is this? 312 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,658 I don't know how this is gonna end up. 313 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,792 I got to get right with God before I go in there. 314 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,968 Quit stalling. 315 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,057 Get those divorce papers signed, you get Mom back, 316 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:05,061 I get you back, and we all go to Dairy Queen for Dilly Bars. 317 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,195 She probably don't even live here anymore. 318 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,893 I don't see no cauldrons or flying monkeys. 319 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,069 You have got to be kidding me. 320 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:16,986 I have been on hold for half an hour. 321 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:20,468 And if you have come back to tell me one more time, 322 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,513 "The doctor's in surgery," 323 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:26,256 the next person he's gonna be operating on is you! 324 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,913 Go, man. Go now. Somebody done released the kraken. 325 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,915 Arch, we can't turn back. 326 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,352 This is the only way for you to move forward with your life. 327 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,224 Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say. 328 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,529 You wasn't the one running for your life 329 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,401 with a hot-ass ham in your hands. 330 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,318 That's the dog you're afraid of? 331 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,929 Archie?[whimpers] 332 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,934 Archie Betts. What the hell you doing 333 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,370 parked outside of my house? 334 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:58,636 You're lucky Howly Berry just had lunch. 335 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,252 [growling] 336 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,609 I feel like I'm in some sort of creepy haunted dollhouse. 337 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,698 More tea? 338 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,004 Yes, ma'am. 339 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,745 Well, it's nice to see you again, Tom. 340 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:24,140 You sure have grown into those eyebrows. 341 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,577 Why, thank you. [chuckles] 342 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,927 So, Loretta... 343 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,450 [plastic crinkling] 344 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,937 That's why skin has so many layers. 345 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,983 [clears throat] About these divorce papers... 346 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,637 Oh, it's very simple. 347 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,902 Archie knows what he needs to do if he wants me to sign anything. 348 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,164 Not happening. 349 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,514 Come on. What does she want? 350 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,734 Your alley? Your Cadillac? 351 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,910 Your saxophone? I can go get it. 352 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,347 I don't want anything from that fool. 353 00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:00,785 All I want is an apology for our last fight. 354 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,005 And then I'll sign anything he wants. 355 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,443 That's it? I-I mean, come on. Archie? 356 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,836 [dog whines] 357 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,620 Why won't you do it? 358 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:10,970 I don't have anything to say. 359 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,973 Except your tea was room temperature. 360 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,193 I-I feel like we can work this out. 361 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,716 We're all grown-ups. 362 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,022 What was the fight about? 363 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,763 Socks.Toilet paper. 364 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,375 Okay, I heard "socks" and I heard "toilet paper." 365 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:29,727 Was someone using socks for toilet paper? 366 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,209 Loretta, why won't you just sign the papers? 367 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:38,084 Where should I stab him, in the heart or in the eye? 368 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,437 Damn it, woman. I finally found someone I can see a future with. 369 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,614 So please, Loretta, why don't you just sign the damn papers 370 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,356 and free me from your cruel emotional prison? 371 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,706 If that doesn't sound like an "I'm sorry," 372 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,012 I don't know what is. 373 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,932 Hey, hey.Hey. 374 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,456 Look who's here. 375 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,414 Hello, Helen. 376 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,546 Archibald. 377 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,332 Maybe I'll just move this nail gun over here. 378 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,379 That's a good call. 379 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,728 Maybe let's get it out of the room altogether. 380 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,689 So, how you been? 381 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,953 I haven't seen you since you threw those meatballs at me. 382 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,522 I didn't throw them at you. I just didn't like them. 383 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,395 The tastiest thing about them was the toothpicks. 384 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,354 And how's your wife? 385 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,053 Actually, I don't have one anymore. 386 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,707 Loretta and I are officially divorced. 387 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,711 Well, I hope it's not on my account. I am no homewrecker. 388 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,238 I'm sorry, Helen. 389 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,674 I never meant to hurt you. 390 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,416 Eh, you wanna see who can take a punch better? 391 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,507 Look, the truth is, I was just too damn stubborn to admit 392 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,031 I was wrong with a woman I don't even love anymore. 393 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,470 But the real problem was I kept a secret from a woman I do. 394 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:05,084 Like. Now. 395 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,781 Very much. 396 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,478 [clicks tongue] 397 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:17,400 The truth is, Arch, I think I was looking for a way out 398 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:21,448 because I started to get really scared. 399 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,928 Why didn't you just tell me that? 400 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,582 You know you can talk to me. 401 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,411 I know.I mean, if you have it in your heart to forgive me. 402 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,806 Oh, everyone deserves a second chance. 403 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:36,115 Except for Norway. [scoffs] They know what they did. 404 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,902 What?I just missed you. That's all. 405 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,122 [laughs] 406 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,125 Come on, let's go get a bear claw. 407 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,301 Yeah, let's do that.Yeah. 408 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:58,137 What's her problem with Norway? 409 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,314 Your guess is as good as mine. 410 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,272 All I know is she booed all their dolls 411 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,318 on "It's a Small World." 412 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,495 Well, I have to get back to painting. 413 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:13,761 You know, my "not as important as your bowling career" salon. 414 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,286 I'm sorry. 415 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,549 I was wrong to say that. 416 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,770 Obviously, your dream is just as important as mine. 417 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,901 Thank you. 418 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,990 I just never want our relationship 419 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,601 to fall apart because I'm too stubborn 420 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,819 to admit when I'm wrong. 421 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,169 So, for the record, 422 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,823 I apologize for being wrong about that, 423 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,478 and for everything I did in the past that was wrong. 424 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,480 In fact, I'll even throw in a pre-apology 425 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,700 for everything wrong I do in the future. 426 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,572 That's not how it works. 427 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,706 You're right. I apologize. 428 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,188 Apology accepted. 429 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,888 Now get to work. 430 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,542 I just lost my best contractor. 431 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,673 What? 432 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,068 These are the muscles I use to bowl.Oh... 433 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,032 Sorry for using the last of the milk. 434 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,513 Mm. That's okay. 435 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,080 I like it dry. 436 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,213 [crunching loudly] 437 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,999 Sweetie, no, I was wrong to not check 438 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,131 to see if there was more before I did that. 439 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,916 I-I'm sorry. 440 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,268 Wow. I think I could get used to this. 441 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,664 I wouldn't get your hopes up, I don't think it's gonna last. 442 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,190 I'm sorry. 443 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,849 [laughs] Good morning. 444 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,416 Morning. 445 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,680 You seem awfully chipper. What's-what's gotten into you? 446 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,509 [singsongy]: Good morning! 447 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,297 Oof. 448 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,038 Can I get some water? 449 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,083 The Arch is parched.