1 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:09,096 All right, looks like we're ready to hit the road. 2 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:12,055 Is it okay if we don't get all emotional this time? 3 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,057 I don't get emotional when he leaves for tournaments. 4 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,450 I'm not talking to you. 5 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,453 I had allergies. 6 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,499 Go ahead, check the pollen count for that day. 7 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,850 I wish I could come, Dad. 8 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,591 I've never been to one of your tournaments. 9 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,550 I know, pal. I wish you could come, too. 10 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,727 I wish you could all come, but this is the Milwaukee PTQ. 11 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,642 It's my last chance to qualify for the World Series of Bowling. 12 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,513 I need no distractions. 13 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:37,472 Tom's right. The World Series can get him 14 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,735 into every PBA major next year. 15 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:42,085 Bigger tournaments mean bigger money. 16 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,522 That's right, and we're gonna need that for the offseason. 17 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,698 Tom and I have a routine that works: 18 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:49,223 just the two of us, no distractions. 19 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,441 That's our secret weapon. 20 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:53,227 Yeah, mine is a sock full of nickels 21 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,619 that I've got hidden under my mattress. 22 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,101 You understand, though, right, Sam? 23 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,755 I guess. 24 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:02,540 I'm gonna go back to sleep. Good luck, Dad. 25 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,281 Thanks, buddy.HELEN: We'll wake you up for school. 26 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,022 Wanna walk me out to the truck, 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,893 say goodbye? 28 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:10,331 Well, it depends. What's the pollen count? 29 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,076 [groans]What? 30 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,382 Are you okay?No. I'm so nervous. 31 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:22,343 This is a huge tournament for you, for all of us. 32 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,908 I know you're under a ton of pressure, 33 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:25,737 but are you sure that you don't want me to come? 34 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,304 Honey, you know I'd love for you to be there, 35 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,654 but I invite you, I'd have to invite my mom. 36 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,439 You know how she can be.Ugh. 37 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,137 Okay, I get it. 38 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:35,399 I'm gonna go back to bed. 39 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,794 Good luck, babe.Thanks. 40 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,926 I like your butt. 41 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,580 I like yourbutt. 42 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:48,108 Oh, Tommy, are you sure you don't want me to come with? 43 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,762 A boy can always use his mother. 44 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,721 Ma, you know I'd love for you to be there, 45 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,984 but if I invite you, I have to invite Jen. 46 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,507 You know how she can be. 47 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:02,078 Yeah, well, at least you and I know the truth, right? 48 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,558 Right. 49 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,342 Good luck, son. 50 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,866 Thank you.Don't suck. 51 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:14,177 We did the right thing.Oh, hell yeah, we did. 52 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,397 We gotta stick with the same routine that we always do. 53 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,747 Pe-goots-ka. 54 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,879 Right. 55 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,012 What? 56 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,666 Practice-- "peh." 57 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:26,798 Okay, watch game tape of how the lanes are breaking-- 58 00:02:26,841 --> 00:02:27,799 "goot." 59 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:30,367 Sleep-- "ss." 60 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:33,936 Then kick ass-- "ka." 61 00:02:33,978 --> 00:02:36,243 Pegootska! 62 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,420 Rolls right off the tongue.Right. 63 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,638 As much as I want everyone there, 64 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,162 it's the wrong move. 65 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,338 I need total focus, no distractions. 66 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,861 "Pegrunska." 67 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,428 "Pegrunska"? 68 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,560 "Pendadota." 69 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,041 [Italian accent]: Pendadota. 70 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,216 Pegoo... Pegoot...Pegrats. 71 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,263 Pegootska! It's easy! 72 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,441 ♪ 73 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:12,583 Honey, calm down, please. Sam is fine. 74 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,106 We just don't have time to turn around 'cause 75 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,108 I gotta get to Milwaukee to get my practice time in. 76 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:19,373 Okay. I love you.Goodbye. 77 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,418 Your mom is not very happy with you, young man. 78 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,115 Frankly, neither am I. 79 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,422 I'm sorry, I just really wanted to see you bowl. 80 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:27,207 I promise I won't be in your way. 81 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,687 [sighs] All right. Fine. 82 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:34,475 I can't believe Sam would pull a stunt like this. 83 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,477 Oh, come on. By the time I was his age 84 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,481 I had already taken my first joyride on a street sweeper. 85 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,265 Cleaned half the roads in my neighborhood 86 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,788 before they busted me. 87 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,878 Not helping. Sam would never make it in juvie. 88 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:49,141 He hates sleepovers. 89 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,839 Well, this might cheer you up. 90 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,493 I handed out fliers at a high school for our salon. 91 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,451 Got us booked solid through prom season. 92 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,453 I also set up a scheduling system 93 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,107 on our Google page, and organized 94 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:01,110 all the combs by height. 95 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:02,677 You have been really productive 96 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,722 since you started this sex cleanse. 97 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:07,116 I know. I just realized that sleeping around 98 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,031 was a distraction from what I really want. 99 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,859 It's been six weeks, 100 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,904 and I've never felt such a sense of clarity. 101 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,645 I may never go back to having sex. 102 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,257 [both laughing] 103 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,652 What's so funny? 104 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,654 Oh, please say that bastard squirrel 105 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,526 finally got snatched up by a hawk. 106 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,311 Sorry, no such luck. 107 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,921 [groans] This day! 108 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,359 It's turning into a real steaming cow pie. 109 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:36,101 That fuzzy rat lives on to taunt me, 110 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,669 and Sam pulled a sneaky, underhanded move 111 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,541 that I should have thought of first. 112 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,457 Why aren't you guys going to Tom's tournament? 113 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,936 Isn't it a big one? 114 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,547 [sighs] The biggest one yet, but... 115 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,505 us being there adds to his pressure, 116 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,681 so we all agreed to just send 117 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,770 our love and support from here. 118 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,685 Yeah, and Tommy made it pretty clear who he wants there 119 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,079 and who he doesn't. 120 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,995 Exactly. 121 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,741 So, Lew, you in charge while Archie's away? 122 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:09,352 Yep, he said he has full confidence 123 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,745 in my managerial abilities. 124 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,792 Plus, he couldn't afford to close the alley for two days, 125 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:15,793 so he... 126 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,666 Well, listen, you're out of straws. 127 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,363 And I don't drink straight from the glass. 128 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,191 I'm not an animal. 129 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,326 Not a problem. 130 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,762 I'll just go to the supply room... 131 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,372 Uh-oh. 132 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,113 Yeah, I lost the key. 133 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,463 Is that a big deal? 134 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,335 No, nope, no. 135 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,162 No, it's nothing to freak out about. 136 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,164 [laughs] 137 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:41,515 But it is on the same ring as the key to the front door, 138 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:42,994 and I am freaking the hell out about that. 139 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,042 I'm gonna have to call Archie and tell him. 140 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,565 Cool, I've never seen somebody 141 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,654 get murdered over the phone before. 142 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,222 Wait. 143 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:54,702 Wait, no, no, no, Tom has an extra set of keys 144 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,659 for when he comes to the alley early. 145 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,401 I can just call Jen and ask if she can bring them over. 146 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,229 Oh, thank you, Jesus. 147 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,405 You know, I'm a good guy. 148 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,189 Why can't I have any joy in my life? 149 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,412 What are you doing?[pins clattering] 150 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,414 Uh, I'm meditating. 151 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,024 You know, clearing my mind. 152 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,765 Oh. 153 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,987 Why? 154 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,426 Um, it-it helps me concentrate. 155 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:24,949 Before I practice... 156 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,603 Sam, I-I really have to do this, 157 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,649 so no more questions about meditating, okay? 158 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:29,867 Okay. 159 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,697 [exhales]Ba-bam! 160 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:37,875 Yeah, we're all signed in. 161 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,442 Now we only got this lane 162 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:40,443 for half an hour-- you done meditating? 163 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,053 Evidently. 164 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,664 Well, good. 165 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,709 Shoot, let's rock and bowl, baby. 166 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,194 JEN: There you are! 167 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,415 Jen? 168 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,504 Hi, Mom.No. Don't "hi, Mom" me. 169 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,070 You and I are gonna have a talk. 170 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:01,072 Okay, can we have a talk before you guys have a talk? 171 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,509 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 172 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,859 Can I talk before you go talk about his talk? 173 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,513 We got to bowl! 174 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,341 Good talk. 175 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,995 Just one second. 176 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,519 [stammers] What are you doing here? 177 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,650 I did not come to bother you. 178 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,217 I just came for Sam. 179 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,348 I'm gonna take him home. 180 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,089 Sounds good.Mm-hmm. 181 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,309 It's actually a huge relief. 182 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,877 Say no more-- this is the most important 24 hours 183 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,967 of our lives, and our future sort of depends on how you do. 184 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,665 Which is not what you should be thinking about right now, 185 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,059 even if it's all that I can. 186 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,103 I really think after you said, "Say no more," 187 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,844 you could've said no more. 188 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,717 All right, we're running out of practice time. 189 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,762 Let them go, we got to go.JEN: Okay, you got this. 190 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,506 [exhales] You got this. 191 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,690 Why isn't he bowling? 192 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,956 Well, that was a total waste of time. 193 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,873 If I wanted to watch a dummy standing around doing nothing, 194 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,528 I'd have just gone to the wax museum. 195 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:06,921 It wasn't my fault. 196 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:09,097 I couldn't focus or concentrate. 197 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,794 And you never want to go to the wax museum. 198 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,537 We're sorry, Tom. We didn't mean to distract you. 199 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,843 Already blew the "peh," 200 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,409 but we still have the "gootska." 201 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,151 We're just gonna grab Sam's stuff, 202 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,326 and we'll be out of your hair. 203 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,590 [hums] Oh! 204 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,548 Don't worry, Tommy. Mama's here, 205 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:26,941 and I'm cooking dinner. 206 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,818 Ma, what the hell are you doing here?Well, I could ask 207 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,690 the same thing to Miss "I'm just going out for some beer" 208 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:39,213 when you know that I always keep a six-pack 209 00:08:39,256 --> 00:08:41,216 in my go bag. 210 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,957 Hey, for your information, 211 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,915 I just came to get Sam and leave. 212 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,179 Hey, but if she's staying, so am I. It's only fair. 213 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,790 Okay? Besides, 214 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,227 it's me and Sam's future riding on how he does. 215 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,881 Which you should completely not be thinking about 216 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,709 right now. 217 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,580 Again, sweetheart, the way warnings work 218 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,451 is you give them beforeyou freak someone out. 219 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,192 HELEN: All right, all right, all right. What Tommy needs 220 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:04,021 is just some of his mother's Crock-Pot lasagna. 221 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,240 It's your favorite. 222 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,981 ARCHIE: Ooh![Tom exhales] 223 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,156 Please tell me the edges are all crispy like I like it. 224 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,766 Arch. 225 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,420 Come on, man.ARCHIE: Uh, he... 226 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,943 He-He's right. You shouldn't be here.Oh. 227 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,642 But I missed my shnookie. 228 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,819 Come on. Wh-What happened to our secret weapon? 229 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,603 Pegootska. Pegootska. Pegootska. 230 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,996 JEN: Okay, look, 231 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,041 everybody just needs to calm down. 232 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,435 Tom and I will get another motel room, 233 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,916 and he can study his game tape in peace and quiet. 234 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,352 Okay?Well, that's not gonna work. 235 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,223 Everything's booked up for the tournament. 236 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,616 TOM: This is great. 237 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,617 This is just great.JEN:Okay, 238 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,531 bup-bup-bup-bup-bup. Tom, 239 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,272 calm down. You sit here. 240 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,230 Sit. Here's your laptop. 241 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,755 Okay. And we will all be completely quiet 242 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,626 while you study tape 243 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,803 and enjoy some of your mother's delicious lasagna. 244 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:49,240 All right, all right. Okay. Yes.TOM: Okay. Thank you. 245 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,677 HELEN:Okay. 246 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,769 SAM:Uh-oh. 247 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,297 Son of a...[smoke detector beeping] 248 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,648 [overlapping chatter]It's over there, it's over there. 249 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,867 Go. Go. 250 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,481 Hello? 251 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,656 Sorry, we're clo... 252 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,092 Oh, hi. 253 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:18,705 [deep voice]: I mean, hi. 254 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,098 I'm Tia. Jen asked me to drop off this key. 255 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,187 Are you Lew?Yes, I am. 256 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,494 [chuckles]Yep. We-We've actually met before. 257 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,366 We have?Yeah. We went to high school together? 258 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,673 Y-You were... You were a cheerleader. I was in band. 259 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,109 You were in a band? 260 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,417 Nah, I was inband. 261 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,853 Oh.I was in band. Yeah. 262 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,289 The marching band. 263 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,943 Well, sorry. I'm terrible with faces. 264 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,553 You wouldn't believe how many guys 265 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,512 I've woken up next to and was like, "Have we met?" 266 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,514 [laughing] 267 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,646 Same here. 268 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,692 [whispers]: What? 269 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:53,696 Uh, well, uh, here you go, Lew.Yes. 270 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,132 Thank you. [laughs] 271 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,394 Um, let me go just make sure it works.Yeah. 272 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,005 Yeah. 273 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,833 Just one second here. 274 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,748 Okay. 275 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,838 Uh-oh. 276 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,538 You know what? It... 277 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,714 It's probably all them weights I've been lifting. 278 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,543 That's what it is. 279 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,111 You probably should call a locksmith, I guess? 280 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,547 Yes. Uh... [exhales] 281 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,157 Oh, it's-it's too late. 282 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,246 I'm not gonna be able to get anyone out here 283 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,379 until morning.So what are you gonna do? 284 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,902 I mean, you can't keep the door unlocked all night. 285 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,383 [scoffs] It's not a big deal. 286 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,864 You know, I-I'll just hang out here until then. 287 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,083 My mom... My-my roommate. 288 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:36,478 My roommate. My roommate will understand. 289 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:45,139 I thought firemen were supposed to be nice. 290 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,186 America's heroes, my sweet ass. 291 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,320 I can't believe they would evacuate 292 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:55,540 an entire motel over one smoke detector. 293 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:58,979 Or that the people upstairs are clearly filming a porno.[door closes] 294 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,373 What I can't believe 295 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,898 is they had to take the lasagna as "evidence." 296 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,118 Lying bastards. You know damn well 297 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,816 they going to town on that thing right now. 298 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,035 Okay, all right. Enough. 299 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,124 I didn't get to practice or watch game tape. 300 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,605 The "pegoot" is out the window. 301 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,781 If I want a shot at the "ska," 302 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652 I need to rest. Right now. 303 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,959 Okay, okay. Everyone, I... It's really late. 304 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,178 We're all on edge. 305 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,397 Let's just go to bed. 306 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,356 That bed? 307 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,447 [Sam grunting]Okay. 308 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,405 SAM: Ow.Shh. Shh! 309 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,843 [grunts] 310 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,193 Can someone get the light? 311 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,195 I'll get the light. [exhales] 312 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,413 [all grunt] 313 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,027 Unbelievable. 314 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,550 Unbelievable!JEN:H-Honey, 315 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,465 calm down. It was an accident.TOM: Okay, look, 316 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,815 this is not a vacation for me. I am at work right now. 317 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,861 We're all uncomfortable. Someone has their foot 318 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,645 parked between my cheeks 319 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,995 like a bike rack. [mutters] 320 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,475 This isn't about you. 321 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,956 This isn't about any of you. I-It's my ass 322 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,000 that's on the line tomorrow.HELEN: Hey, 323 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,132 take it easy. 324 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,263 TOM: I don't have that luxury. 325 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,830 If I make one mistake tomorrow, 326 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,353 one mistake, this whole thing goes away. 327 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,398 All the pressure's on me! 328 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,269 Okay, honey, it's gonna be okay. 329 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,445 You don't know that. Idon't know that. 330 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,838 What are you saying, Tommy?TOM: I'm saying 331 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,448 you shouldn't have come. 332 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,103 Enjoy the bed. I... I'm gonna sleep in the tub. 333 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,279 [Jen exhales] 334 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,847 [door opens] 335 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,285 Can I get a pillow, please? 336 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,203 Can I get a white one? 337 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,640 They don't wash these! 338 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,167 [laughs] 339 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:43,213 Hey, thanks again for staying with me. 340 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,825 I hope it didn't upset any plans.No. 341 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:49,567 I haven't been going out much since I started my sex cleanse. 342 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,701 Oh, sex cleanse? What's that? Like, doing it in the shower? 343 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:57,358 No, it's like not doing it at all. 344 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,229 I just felt like my life was out of control, 345 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,884 and I was sleeping with every other guy I met. 346 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,538 You know, the old me 347 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,105 would probably be going at it with you right now. 348 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,846 Oh. [clears throat] 349 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,848 [sputters]Well, 350 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,851 good riddance, old her. [laughing][chuckles] 351 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,550 [clears throat] 352 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,424 So...[grunts] 353 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,734 You okay? 354 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,435 So, what's your number? 355 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,482 Oh, it's 989-79...[chuckles]: No, 356 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,136 I meant, like, your numbernumber.[clears throat] 357 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,702 Like how many people you've slept with. 358 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,140 Oh. 359 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,576 Oh, it's okay. You don't have to tell me. 360 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,970 No, it's okay. I could tell you. It's, uh... 361 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,145 How about we say it at the same time? 362 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,886 Okay. 363 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,452 It's three.31. 364 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,150 Three-tee-one! 365 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,500 What the heck? It's the same as you.[chuckles] 366 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,718 That's wild! 367 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,111 That's so crazy. 368 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,267 Oh, good morning. 369 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,400 Damn mattress was a little too soft. 370 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,621 Was it? 371 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,320 Do you have the imprint of a nonslip shower mat 372 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,148 on your back and most of your ass? 373 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,545 Well, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the tub. 374 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,374 What's going on? Where is everybody? 375 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,462 They went home. 376 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,985 What? 377 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,553 Were they mad?No. 378 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,990 Matter of fact, they told me to tell you that they were wrong 379 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,384 and they shouldn't have come and they're sorry. 380 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,779 Okay. That's good. That's good. 381 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,347 That's what we wanted. Now-now we can salvage 382 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,349 what's left of this tournament. 383 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,396 I mean, if you think I have a chance. 384 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,832 Yeah, when you got the best coach in the world, 385 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,225 you always have a chance. 386 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,576 All right, put some pants on that nonslip ass. 387 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,230 Let's get the hell up out of here, man. 388 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,756 You're going to the free breakfast, 389 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,453 aren't you?Damn right, I'm going to free breakfast. 390 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,986 Ugh. 391 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,465 [grunts] 392 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:33,035 Well, that was an interesting night. 393 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,648 I don't remember anything after our karaoke duet. 394 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,869 That was fun. 395 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,785 [chuckles] I never sang "Islands in the Stream" before. 396 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,047 [chuckles]Oh, no, no, I have. 397 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,006 Just not the man's part.Right. 398 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,137 [chuckles] 399 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,486 Oh![laughing]: Oh! 400 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,272 [laughs] 401 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,839 Wait. 402 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,103 Wait, did we...? 403 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,235 No. You had way too much to drink, 404 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,497 and I was a perfect gentleman. 405 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,674 [exhales]Well, 406 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,936 phew. [laughing] 407 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:10,377 But I had an amazing time with you. [chuckles] 408 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,248 You're a really great guy. 409 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,510 [chuckles] 410 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,686 [door opens]CARL: Morning. 411 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,124 I'll have the usual for breakfast, 412 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,516 but for lunch, I'm thinking I'll get a... 413 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,040 Whoa. 414 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,739 What the hell happened here? 415 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,744 Nothing. 416 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,324 Hey. 417 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,935 How you feeling?Cramped. Achy. 418 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,764 Think that bathtub gave me athlete's foot on my face. 419 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,376 I got athlete's face, Archie. 420 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,119 I didn't watch tape. I didn't practice. 421 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,512 I don't know how the hell I'm gonna beat these guys.All right, 422 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,949 listen, don't think about that right now, okay? 423 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,777 Close your eyes for a minute. 424 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:06,389 Just concentrate on what's really important. 425 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,522 [exhales]Why you're doing this, who you're doing it for. 426 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,002 That's the only thing that matters. 427 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,919 Arch, I messed up, man. 428 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,660 I-I screwed up big-time. 429 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,532 [sighs] 430 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,752 All right, listen, you need to relax. 431 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,450 This happens sometimes 432 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,974 when you're under stress.[exhales] 433 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,802 I brought extra underwear. 434 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,024 Not that! 435 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,984 I-I-I meant my family. 436 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,812 They're what matters most to me. 437 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,379 I mean, Sam was only asking me all those questions 438 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,207 because he's proud of what I do. 439 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,166 And Jen drove all the way here just to help me out. 440 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,994 My mom sped through three states 441 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,430 with a Crock-Pot on her dashboard 442 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,258 just so I could have my favorite meal, 443 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,303 and what did I do? 444 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,348 I-I yelled at them for it. 445 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,915 You did. 446 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,482 I wouldn't be here without them. 447 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,180 I shouldn't be here without them. 448 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,139 Oh, don't worry, man. 449 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,837 You worry too much. 450 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,231 Got the best damn coach out of all these chumps. 451 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:10,018 I'm sorry, Arch. A good coach is not what I need right now. 452 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,237 I need to make this right. 453 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,328 Jen, hey. Listen, 454 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,417 I am so sorry I yelled like that. 455 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,594 I-I... Could you maybe come back? 456 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,552 [crowd cheering] 457 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,554 Sweetheart, I-I'm having a hard time hearing you. 458 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,556 It sounds... 459 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,733 It sounds like you're in a really big crowd. 460 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,870 I called them and told them to turn around. 461 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,915 Like I said, 462 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,005 best damn coach. 463 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,008 "Bedooca." 464 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,925 Rolls right off the tongue. 465 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,623 Thanks, Arch. 466 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,102 You want to know how to thank me? 467 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,061 Take your bath mat ass out there 468 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,846 and bring this thing home, okay? 469 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,674 For all of us. 470 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,242 JEN: You got this, honey! 471 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,462 Go, Dad!Yeah, son! 472 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,595 You can wipe the floor with these hamburger clowns! 473 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,904 You want to tell your family to pipe down? 474 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,907 No. 475 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,084 No, I do not. 476 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,086 Plus, they would... They wouldn't listen to me, anyway. 477 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,435 [Jen whoops] 478 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,828 Yeah! 479 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,269 Thank you, Lew.Fresh beer. 480 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,705 Yes, yes, yes. Fresh beer.Drink up. 481 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,230 First place in PTQ. I'm so proud of you. 482 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,406 Thank you.ARCHIE: That's right, baby. You did it. 483 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,451 World Series of Bowling, here we come.LEW: Let's go. 484 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,540 Yeah.Can't wait. 485 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,413 But maybe let's book a hotel room with two beds? 486 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,806 Maybe a softer tub? 487 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:47,158 I want to make a toast.All right. 488 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,118 Looks like Archie and I have a new secret weapon: 489 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,685 all of you. 490 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,601 We're all in this together. Pegootska! 491 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,255 ALL: Pegootska! 492 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,174 Captioning sponsored by CBS 493 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,047 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org