[Nadia] Previously, on Extreme Sisters.
All of you need to grow up, you need to move on.
We're not against starting a business with our mom.
Opening up a restaurant together
could definitely be something that we could do.
If I wanna have a real discussion about this,
everyone is gonna get up at 9 o'clock in the morning.
I'm not gonna commit if you guys are not gonna commit with me.
-Has he asked you anything about a ring or... -Nope.
What about just straight up say,
"Where you at in the process and when's it gonna happen?"
Well, this one's at 32,400.
It's just a lot. It's a lot.
It's very much like I'm proposing to my sister
because he's basically like a mannequin that I'm controlling.
That's what monthly payments are for if you need to.
Have you ever been pregnant without me?
Oh, my God...
Now that Christina's pregnant, I need to get pregnant.
You're gonna ask Josh to give you a baby.
-Pretty much. -After two months?
-We've got a... -[both] Dentist appointment.
Well, I do.
The pain in my tooth, the infected tooth,
it hasn't been good, it's been pretty bad.
[Lucy speaking]
[sobbing]
I have to take it out, I... I wanna take it out.
But I've mentioned to my sister,
"I'm not doing this without you."
A tooth...
[together] ...for a tooth.
Tonight, we're going to Crockett
for a family dinner.
Or so Randi thinks.
It's actually the night
that Derek is going to propose to Randi.
Derek and I got the ring
and we are ready to pop the question.
[Jo] Watch out for the [bleep], everybody.
Hey, chicks.
[Derek] What's up?
-Hey. -Hey, man.
How was the drive up?
Yeah, good.
I like the jeans and boots.
Hey, babe.
-You like my tights? -Oh, yeah, I love those.
[Mike laughing]
Our dad is a typical Texas country dad.
He's the type that whenever he'd meet one of our boyfriends,
he'd make comments like,
"They didn't shake my hand hard enough when meeting me."
He'd always have his shirt off.
And he works out, like, pretty much every day.
And when a guy would come over to meet them or something,
he would not wear a shirt purposely
to, I would say, exert dominance.
[Randi] Mom, did you make some food?
I made some food for y'all.
-Good. -Of course I did.
-It's your favorite. -Beanie weenies?
[Jo laughs]
Well, there are some wieners involved.
There's some wieners involved.
Y'all get something to drink, too.
[Mike] Guys, what do y'all want?
The first time I met Mike,
and the second and third
and fourth and fifth time I met Mike,
I was just as scared of him
as I was the first time.
-So, we'll see if it happens less the sixth time. -You scared now?
-Huh? -You scared now?
[Daniel] Yeah, of course I am.
I'm the one who has to propose,
you're gonna be scared?
I don't think that has anything to do with anything.
I'm going to slip around here for a minute.
[Randi] Yeah, mom, it's kinda hot in here.
[Jo] Hey, Derek, can you help me with this real quick?
It's cheesin' up.
I'll help, too.
[Jordan] So, Randi has no idea that Derek is going to propose tonight.
I basically planned out the whole thing.
And I told him each and every little thing to do and say,
so it should go to plan.
And he's lucky that I set all this up for him.
All he has to do is get down on one knee and propose.
I've formulated a plan.
After we say grace,
we're gonna make our...
Well, after we say grace, you're gonna do it
and then we make our plates and go celebrate
in the living room.
Like, a little, "Thank you for having us," da-da-da-da.
Sorry, I'm telling you what to do,
but I know what she likes.
-Like... -Mom.
-Okay. -Yeah.
-Chills. -[chuckling]
Brother.
I'm always number one.
[Derek] I love that Jordan wants to help,
but it's putting a lot of pressure on me.
I'm nervous enough already
without her bossing me around.
And so I wanna...
I wanna tell her to,
you know, just back off a little bit.
But at the same time, I do like that she's helping.
But I'm gonna do it my own way no matter what.
It's like a spaghetti casserole.
Oh, don't eat yet, he's gotta say the blessing.
Okay. Hey!
-Are we gonna join hands or? -Come on, girls.
Dear Father in Heaven, uh...
thank you for letting Randi and Jordan
and Derek and Daniel come to be with us today.
In Jesus' name. Amen.
[all] Amen.
All right, thank you, but before we finish,
I wanna say one thing.
Or a couple things.
Uh, Jo, thanks for this dinner.
Mike, thanks for having us, as always.
Uh, everybody, being here.
Thank you for, uh...
bringing us together, uh, Lord, too, and, uh...
[Jo gasping]
What?
Oh, my God...
[Derek] I love you.
Will you just please say yes
and just spend the rest of your life with me?
Spend your life with me, okay?
-Yeah. -Yeah?
Whoop!
[Randi crying]
[Jordan] That's beautiful, Derek, that's gorgeous.
Eee!
Finally!
-Finally we're in the same spot. -Yeah, I know.
Finally, we're both gonna have the same last name again.
-You like it? -Oh, my God, that's exactly...
We like it.
[laughing]
We approve.
-Yes. -Oh, my gosh...
[Jo] Did Jordan help you?
No, not one bit. Daniel did.
-[Jo] There, now! -Oh, no!
-Oh, my God! -[Derek] I know.
We have matching bands!
[Jo] Let me see.
Look at how beautiful that is.
-That's just gorgeous. -Randi, that's truly gorgeous.
-Congratulations. -[Randi] I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
He did a really, really good job.
-You did good. -It does look good, yeah.
Thank you, man. Thank you.
-Next time. -I love you.
I love you.
Next time, next time.
[Derek] I didn't think I'd be so nervous.
But I really was, like, up until...
And you could see me shaking as we were doing it, but...
I feel good.
Yeah, I'm super happy for you.
You didn't do the best of jobs compared to me, but...
It was all right.
[Mike speaking]
[all laughing]
Derek has my blessing.
He asked me if he could have Randi's hand
and I messed with him a little bit,
but of course.
He's a good man...
[Jordan] Look at this stone!
-I love it. -It's what I wanted.
So how'd you know?
I knew. I just knew, you know?
[Randi] I just got engaged with Derek.
So he'll be moving into the house.
We'll all four be together in the house.
-We will plan my wedding... -Our wedding.
We got another son.
-[chuckling] -I like 'em in twos.
Too many.
I'd say welcome to the family,
but it's super weird,
since it's two families.
Welcome to the two families.
-Hey, I'm Derek. -Hey.
-Thank you, man. -Hey, good job, man.
My master plan is now in action.
But the only thing I'm worried about
is that the boys don't know how serious we are
about living together forever.
[Dr. Anand] It's actually gotten worse since I saw you last time.
What do you think I should do?
Yeah.
Okay, well, it's coming to a point that
you're more likely inclined to get the teeth extracted.
Ah.
And what's gonna happen with my...
Your teeth were just fine
the last time I had a look at it,
so you don't have really any issues whatsoever,
you got very healthy teeth.
-That's why I'm getting so upset. -Yeah...
Because I can't do anything without her.
I can't do this without her,
and I know she wouldn't do this without me.
So we need to figure out what tooth can he remove...
[Lucy] What's our next plan?
We go through everything...
[both] ...together.
We would die...
[together] ...for each other.
We would do anything...
[together] ...for each other.
[Dr. Anand] We don't allow to extract healthy teeth.
You guys have to make a compromise on this.
Could you have a look at her mouth.
[Dr. Anand] Sure, I will examine...
And see if there's a tooth you could extract.
That's the way they've always been.
[Anna] Open... wide.
[Dr. Anand] Okay.
Actually, both of your bottom wisdom teeth are partially impacted,
so you can choose to get any of them extracted, if you like,
but the one on the left side seems to be decayed as well.
My tooth doesn't have to come out right now,
but I'm choosing to take it out.
And if Dr. Anand's willing to do that,
we're happy about it.
Because now Anna can take out her infected tooth.
Can you see how these teeth are at an angle?
[both] Yeah.
They going straight and they growing sideways?
[Lucy] So that's my bottom ones?
Yes, that's your bottom ones.
So, if you really wanna match a tooth for tooth,
for Anna's teeth,
you have to choose one of your wisdom teeth.
It's not a dangerous procedure, is it?
It's sorta dangerous.
When you try to extract the teeth,
you put too much force on the nerve,
you lose the sensation on your face,
permanently sometimes, as well.
So you gotta be really aware of that risk.
He mentioned that they're so close to the nerves,
that truth, there could be a loss of sensation,
She might not ever feel her mouth again.
But this is what she's doing for me.
Am I gonna be able to live with that?
Like, I'm, that...
I mean, am I gonna be able to live with that nightmare?
Are you able to do this?
[inhales nervously]
-Are you gonna do it? -I don't know.
I think you definitely need to take yours...
I need to take my tooth out.
And I will, too, the decayed tooth.
I will, too.
[whispering]
Why would we want someone who had such discontent
towards us being together
there for the birth of our baby?
If Jessica hears
that John does not want her at the birth,
she's gonna lose her mind.
Nadia. Katherine.
Why are you still sleeping at nine o'clock?
I honestly don't have time for it.
Wait, don't leave!
[Donna] Lazy and immature.
[Hannah] Mom, seriously!
[sighing]
It feels good to be in bed, oh, my gosh.
[sighs] When I was in there, I put moisturizer on.
Every time I turn, he...
Here, try to feel him.
He kicks me right...
He's always on the right side.
-You feel him? -Mmm-hmm.
[sighing] Yeah.
-I haven't felt him kick yet, though. -Yeah...
He's always shy when I touch your belly.
I know, it's weird, he always clams up whenever you...
So, I showed Jessica the ultrasound pictures today.
-And... -And how'd that go?
Well...
she told me that she wants a baby now.
She wants a baby with Josh?
Yeah.
Like, like soon?
-Mmm-hmm. -Because you're pregnant.
I guess.
Your sister's crazy.
I mean, what did she say about the ultrasound pictures?
Um, I definitely think she was bummed.
You know...
But, I mean, she handled it well.
But I think it bothered her.
We just had our ultrasound appointment
where we got to see our baby for the first time.
Jessica wanted to be there.
But John, he did not want her there.
And he didn't want us to FaceTime her either.
My sister's always been to my ultrasounds, you know.
And I want her to experience every part of this pregnancy with me.
But John doesn't want that.
So I do feel really caught in the middle right now,
between my husband and my sister.
[John] You all right?
-You feeling okay? -Yeah. I mean, yeah.
I'm just a little stressed, you know.
I don't wanna add anymore stress to your life,
so I apologize if I have been.
I understand Jessica's upset.
But there's a way to like...
be respectful, and, like, not make me feel bad because that was my decision.
Mmm.
I thought we were on the same page.
I mean...
I was thinking the same thing for
when the baby comes, for the birth.
Why? Can you share?
Like, I just wanna understand you.
Like, your feelings about this.
Uh, I don't feel comfortable with her being in there.
I would feel better
just having it be our moment.
Not you, me, and your sister.
I'm just really disappointed right now, you know.
Can't John see that she's trying?
Can John see that she's been respecting our boundaries?
You know and I know she's trying.
Like...
Let this be okay.
Let everything be good.
It's a lot to take in,
but I'm listening, okay.
-And I'm hearing you. -Okay.
[Christina] Even though I'm more on my sister's side,
when it comes to her being a part of my pregnancy, I have to be careful.
Because in our first marriages
my sister and I, you know, we didn't care what our husbands thought.
We always put each other first and we disregarded their feelings.
And it lead to our relationships failing.
I don't want my relationship with John to fail.
So I know that I have to try really hard to hear him out,
and try not to only put my sister first.
In this situation.
After all she's done to our relationship
I feel like you should be on the same understanding.
Like, why would we want someone who had
such discontent towards our relationship,
and us just being together,
there for the birth of our baby?
In the beginning of our relationship,
Jessica did everything she could to get Christina and I to break up
and it made it really hard for us.
I can totally see Jessica just jumping in the way and grabbing the baby.
I really get terrified and I get anxiety
thinking her sister will take these experiences away from me.
It's my first baby, so I want to have every dad moment I can get.
I'm not trying to get rid of her.
And I'm not trying to be an [bleep].
To me, you guys are too close.
I understand you guys have a bond, a twin bond that's unbreakable.
But there are somethings I just think is just meant for you and I to experience.
I want both my sister and John at the birth.
But if Jessica hears that John does not want her at the birth,
she's going to freak out, she's going to lose her mind.
And any chance that they have to repair the relationship will be... It'll be gone.
Hey, Kat?
Kat, wake up. Mom's coming over to talk about the restaurant.
Hey, Nadia. Seriously, get up.
Oh, [bleep].
-Okay, but are you gonna get up? -[Katherine] No.
-[Hannah] Well, it's 9:30. -And?
We're supposed to be having a meeting with Mom in the morning.
To go over the family restaurant idea.
My sisters were out last night.
I was up late helping Nadia trying to fix a toilet.
-[Nadia] Hannah. -[Hannah] There's something wrong with the toilet.
-What did you do? -[Nadia] The water is on the floor.
I did not think in my lifetime I would have to be unclogging a toilet in a velour jumpsuit.
What are you doing?
-No! -[Hannah] I see the water coming.
We need to call for help.
[Nadia] I'm gonna be sick.
[Hannah] I think the restaurant is a great idea,
but I need my sisters to be coherent.
So that way, we can all be on the same page
and my mom will know that we're taking this seriously.
[doorbell ringing]
[Hannah] Hi, come in.
-[Donna] Where are the other two? -Um...
Normally, I am always happy to see my mom,
but I know she's not going to be happy
the fact that my sisters are still lying in bed,
[sighs] Nadia?
Katherine, why are you still sleeping?
Unreal. Nadia?
Mmm, I'm tired, Mom. I don't feel good, right now.
This is what I'm talking about,
this is why I cannot work with you people.
The girls are so obsessed with each other and living their little triplet world,
that they can't get normal things done.
They have no concept of other people's time.
They think that they can do things whenever they feel like it.
I'm not gonna put myself in a position where I have to deal with this.
I want them to do good in life.
I need for them to get to a point where I don't have to feel like
I'm gonna be financially responsible for them
ten, or 15, or 20 years from now
'cause they can't get things together.
It's not fair.
-You guys. -[Hannah] I've been awake.
[Donna] Um, there's three of you,
so we're supposed to be having a meeting
that's gonna take place with all of us, not just me and you.
[Hannah] So here's the thing, with being a triplet
you do not have your own identity whatsoever.
Everyone just loops you in together.
My mom sees us as a unit.
It doesn't matter, even if I'm awake and ready to work,
if all three of us are not there and prepared
we all take the fall, that's how it's always been.
You know what? It's the same story all the time.
I honestly don't have time for it.
Call me when you guys wanna be serious.
Wait, don't leave. Let's just make some coffee.
No, I don't need coffee.
I'm already up, they're the ones that need coffee.
-Okay, but we could, like, chitchat. -No.
They can't depend on, you know, social media likes.
And good looks.
I want people to grow up.
I want people to get things together.
-That's what I want. -Can you give me five minutes?
-Maybe I could get them up. -No, no.
At some point, you have to get a career.
You have to get a real steady form of income.
And they think it's a joke.
I'm disappointed, I'm annoyed, I'm fed-up.
[Hannah] Mom, really?
[Donna] Waste my time.
-[Hannah] Wait, Mom. Seriously. -No.
Lazy and immature.
[Hannah scoffs]
Oh, my God.
You guys.
Mom left. Hello?
Seriously, she's gonna be pissed.
Katherine?
Nadia, what the [bleep] are you doing in here?
[Nadia] I'm hiding, leave me alone.
[Hannah] Opening and starting a restaurant together
is something I actually wanted to do.
So I'm pissed, because my sisters couldn't get up.
I mean, I feel like I'm the only one who's taking it serious.
Even though I was awake I'm still here to take the blame.
Because we're responsible for each other.
We wanna exist as a unit,
but the three of us together are dysfunctional,
so I don't know how we can continue to go on like this.
-Do you guys wanna hold real babies? -We don't wanna hurt them.
Like, this is the real deal. This is real babies.
Yeah, we've never held a real baby.
Do we really still want this? Like, are we ready to change?
I'm very excited about us living together,
but for a short amount of time.
Like, a year, right?
Question, why is it temporary?
[both] We're a family.
[Daniel chuckles]
[baby crying]
-[Ben] This looks nice. -[Anna] Yeah, looks really nice.
-Just watch the step. -[Lucy] Watch the step.
So the girls have finally made a decision about their teeth.
Uh, Lucy's decided that she's gonna get a wisdom tooth taken out.
So that Anna can get her infected tooth taken out.
So we're going out to celebrate as a family, babies included.
[Anna] There we go.
-Do you think we should put them in their highchairs? -[Ben] If you'd like to.
The girls wanna make this as real an experience as possible.
So we've decided we'll take the babies out in public with us.
Treat them like their real. Treat them like their ours.
-[Kim] Hello. -Hello.
-[Anna] Hi.
What have we got here? Twins?
-Yeah. -And twins.
-[Anna] Yeah. -[Lucy] Yeah.
-Have you got twins? -[Kim] I've got twins.
Very different looking twins, yes.
Do you wanna come sit with us and have a chat?
-Do you mind? -Yeah, not at all. That'd be lovely.
-Come join us. -[Ben] All right, I'll hop up.
They're not real babies, no, they're not.
Very clever, that's right.
-They're not real babies. -They're dolls.
-We're looking after dolls.
[Lucy] We're looking after dolls.
We've had some trouble trying to get pregnant.
[Kim] Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.
-This is a... -...next best thing.
The next best thing, but it's been a bit interesting.
-Yeah. -[Lucy] It's a bit of an experiment, really, so.
-Do you guys wanna hold real babies? -We don't wanna hurt them.
Well, they'll be okay.
-Okay. -I'm sorry they're not identical.
But, you know, they are twins. So I'll get them out, should we get babies out?
Don't worry, they won't break.
-I don't wanna... -[Lucy] Hey, sweetie.
Like, this is the real deal. This is real babies.
-Like, she trusted us with... -...her babies.
-[baby crying] -[Anna] She's crying.
Wanna come to mommy?
[Anna] Come to mommy, come to mommy, come to mommy.
-Oh. -Oh, oh.
-[Anna] Your hair. -That'll happen, so.
Yeah, they touch everything don't they.
-Ooh. -Oh, oh, oh.
-Hey, sweetie. -Oh, oh, oh, oh.
After talking to Kim, after being with her babies, after holding them,
it made us realize, like, do we really still want this?
Like, are we ready to sacrifice our... Are we ready to change?
-Bye, sweetie. -Bye.
[Kim] See ya later.
[Anna] Can we leave our old life?
Can I stop worrying about you and you stop worrying about me?
Like, this is a really big issue.
-Like, can we really... -...do this?
Does everyone have a drink?
Can I get somebody something?
I'm just too excited to be thirsty.
I can't put my left hand down on my fork to eat.
-Because... -[Jo laughing]
It has been my dream since the girls were born
that they would find identical twin men,
all live together under one roof
and have my grandchildren there.
And I know that they have now found their people for life.
And the love the guys, they love Derek and Daniel.
But it's... You can't break them up.
I mean, they just demand to be together no matter what.
So when are you moving down to Houston?
-A month, a month from now, yeah. -Okay.
I was just wondering what you guys feel.
I know how they feel about living together 'cause they love it.
But how... Ya know, what'd y'all think about this situation?
I'm excited to take, you know, baths with Derek the same way.
But no.
-I'm-- -You should try it.
So now that we're engaged,
Derek will be moving in shortly to the house.
We'll all four be finally together as one in the house.
And we'll all be one big happy family.
But for real, I mean, you think it's gonna be okay?
I'm very excited about us living together.
But for a short amount of time.
Like, a year, right?
Question, why is it temporary?
Because we need to have our own place.
[Jordan] What's a good solid reason?
It's called an investment,
you don't just rent for the rest of your life.
We'll cross the bridge when we get there.
-We'll cross the bridge when we get there. -Hello.
Yes, we want it to be temporary, so we can be close
but not that close.
Yeah, yeah. Temporary is shorter than a year, but.
-I guess we'll figure it out. -One year.
-Ish. -Shorter than a year.
-Ish. -Look up temporary in the dictionary.
I've got an idea, I think a pro of the situation
-not a reservation would be... -Thinking positively.
that y'all will become closer as a unit.
Y'all be forced to become closer.
-A unit. -[Jordan] 'Cause you'll see this unit...
-It's like a circle. -...flourishing.
And then you'll want that for yourself.
Circle of trust.
Daniel and Derek they see this as a transitional move...
-Temporary. -...move of a temporary living together situation.
Which is totally contrary to our master plan.
We haven't really talked about it much.
-Because we don't wanna get into it. -We don't wanna talk about it.
'Cause we don't wanna get mad at them already.
'Cause if things don't go our way we're gonna get frustrated.
So we just wanna, kinda, hope it happens gradually
and they just get comfortable with being here.
And that they don't wanna move.
The benefits of living together as one, twins with twins...
-Saving money for child care. -...saving bills, gas.
[Daniel] So just roommates?
-No, not roommates. -[Randi] No.
[both] We're a family.
[all laughing]
-[Jo] Just say that again together, one more time. -Sounded a little cult-y.
Think of the children.
-[Daniel] Sounds like 100. -You know what's good?
You know how much they'll benefit from two moms?
-True. -[Randi] Not only that,
when one of y'all are sick, and the baby's crying for their dad,
he can step in and pretend to be you.
Pretend to be me? He just proposed like 2 minutes ago.
-He's locked in now. -[laughing]
They may think this is temporary, it's not temporary.
Um, from the beginning,
I'll just say we've called the shots in our relationship.
And we get our way, and they know we're happiest when we get our way.
So I feel like this will be whatever we want.
I couldn't agree more.
I think it is not temporary whatsoever.
-To me, one word is permanent. -Yeah, permanent.
You really gotta keep your eyes on baby.
-Like, what's they're doing. -What they're touching.
-It's hard looking after... -...kids.
Like, you gotta change your life.
Change you mind?
-[Ben sighs] -[Anna] Mom?
[Jeana] Uh-huh?
-[Anna] We're home, Mom? -[Lucy] Mom?
[Ben] Do you want a drink, girls?
Yeah, maybe some water if that's okay.
Hello, how'd it go?
[Lucy] It's very hot out there.
[Lucy] You might wanna have a sit down, we can have a chat.
-[Anna] Wanna sit down? -[Jeana] Right.
So we spent a week with the babies.
Trying out Mom's experiment.
And it's been very, very interesting.
We loved just holding the dolls, the babies, in our arms.
[Jeana] How are the [clears throat] little ones?
Oh, they've been good all day.
Sleeping all day, so.
-Yeah. -[Anna] We went to a resort style...
-[Lucy] Cafe. -And playground that had a lot of kids.
[Lucy] It was crazy where we were.
[Anna] Kids running everywhere.
[Lucy] So many people were there.
You've really gotta keep your eyes on babies.
Like, you know, you can't take your eyes off your kids at what they're doing.
-Like, you've really... -...gotta watch what they're doing.
Or touching.
-At the cafe, seeing all the kids. -Like, that was real life.
-Like, that was real... -...life.
It's hard looking after kids.
Like, you really... You gotta change your life, you know.
Are we gonna be able to do that?
-We've gotta stop caring about... -...each other.
Made us realize it's a lot harder than we did realize.
Because these babies don't move.
I mean, these babies are quite easy compared to
-the real thing. -To the real thing.
-We were all out. -Yeah, you know, so.
A really good experiment.
-[Anna] Yeah. -[Lucy] It was a good idea.
We must admit, it's a very good idea and a good experiment.
-Change your mind? -[Anna] I mean...
-I feel as though we're just not... -There yet.
-We're not there yet. -Okay. Yeah, yeah.
I'm a bit disappointed that my experiment didn't work.
I still hope, someday,
they'll change their minds and give it a go.
They'd really be such lovely moms.
I really do believe that.
Well, you know, that's your business.
That's what you can cope with.
What, or how, or when you want to do this.
You obviously
feel you're not quite ready yet, so.
[Ben] I'd love to be a father someday.
I wouldn't rule it out.
Um, but if it's not meant to be
then, you know, so be it.
A lot of this is based on their need to be the same.
And that, I feel, needs some work.
I mean, and ideal situation this is it.
And this would be us right now--
-We know that won't be the case-- -In reality...
This is not reality.
-[both] So... -[Ben] Mm.
I mean, if we can't do everything together
and experience everything together, we don't--
-We don't, we won't do it. -We just can't do it.
Our bond's way too strong to break.
And I'm not doing anything without my sister.
We'll hang on to the babies
until we figure out what's going on with the dentist.
Just to calm you down.
-Yeah. -Yeah, we're gonna be really nervous,
-and anxious, I think. -[Anna] Holding these babies, or just having...
...to come home to the babies,
-will just calm us down. -Yep.
I really want Mike to be on board with,
I'm gonna be starting my new chapter with Josh.
We're gonna maybe have a baby?
You don't even know him, and you're talking about a baby?
[Preston in other room] What?
-[Preston] Uh... -[Mike] Yeah. Exactly.
'Cause your sister's pregnant?
We've always been pregnant together, you know what I mean--
-This is not a toy, this is a child. -But this is--
This is delusional.
[Jessica] What you gonna make, baby?
A five-eyed octopus.
-[both laugh] -Look, he has fives eyes!
[chuckling] That means he can see everything.
Just like Mommy, Mommy has six eyes.
-[laughing] No, you have two! -I got an eyeball right here.
I have 100 eyeballs on my forehead.
[laughing softly]
[knocking on door]
-[Jessica] Oh, look who's here! It's Dad! -Dude!
What's up, bud?
-[Preston and Jessica laugh] -What is, what are you making?
-[Jessica] With Play-Doh. -Look at that!
[Jessica] Mike is my ex-husband.
We've been divorced now for a few years.
We share custody of our son Preston together.
Mike and I, we still get together for holidays,
he still comes over,
you know, we're gonna remain close,
there's no weird vibes or energy, um.
He's a big part of my life.
And today he is picking up Preston for the weekend.
[Mike] How are you?
-How are you? Good. -It's an elephant. Has three eyeballs.
-Are we twins? -[Jessica chuckles]
You probably were looking and figured out what I was wearing or something.
I was looking at your cameras.
-[Jessica laughs] -Throughout the house. Spying on you.
-Being a creeper. -[Jessica] Right!
Mike and I were married for five years,
and he just never could accept how close my sister and I were.
He always thought that I put Christina first, which I did.
There's no lie in that.
And my sister's always gonna come first.
-What are you making, bud? -Oh, you don't know the camera codes still, do you?
-No. -Like, you can't get into my cameras, for real?
I mean, on Wednesday nights, I can, but I...
[laughing] Yeah, right!
A few months ago, before I met Josh,
Mike and I definitely crossed a line.
-Hey, baby, did I leave my boxers-- -[Christina] Oh my god.
-Oh... -[Christina] Why are you here?
[Mike] Don't worry about it.
-What was I doing 45 minutes ago? -Oh my god.
-Ask your-- -[Jessica and Christina] Oh my god!
-Ask your sister about that. -[Christina] Holy [bleep].
Don't be judging.
After Mike and I hooked up, you know,
I realized that there's just,
there's too much history there, you know?
Our souls will always be attracted to each other.
I do believe that, but...
...I just...
...feel romantically,
he's not the right guy for me.
I feel like I haven't seen you in a while.
That's 'cause you haven't.
-It's because there's a Mike 2.0 hanging around. -No, there's not.
-I mean... -There is.
-[Jessica] Okay. -So why don't you just be honest about it?
[Mike] I am aware that Jessica has a new boyfriend.
I've never met Josh, really.
I've passed him, said hello,
and that's it.
It's something I'm still trying to process and understand.
It seemed that we were getting back together,
but she decided to go a different route.
I think I'm going at a good, like, I haven't, you know,
Preston hasn't met him yet, that's, we're easing into that,
because, you know, I think it's time.
-Is it? -Yeah.
[Mike] If my son's involved...
-I know, but this-- -...I should know more information.
-[Jessica] I know, but-- -And have it not be, like,
-a secret, the way you're-- -[Jessica] It's not a secret.
It's new, so what am I supposed to do, like,
make a big thing about it?
If you're gonna introduce Preston, yeah.
[Mike] Let's move the Play-Doh to that table.
[Jessica] Make us the coolest village of sea creatures--
I want you to make me the biggest villain.
[Jessica] Hey, Mike, can you come at me a little softer?
-You're coming at me-- -I'm coming at you because this is a...
-...a change, and... -I know.
...it's not the most comfortable change.
We all need to come together,
like, you meet him, Preston meets him,
everyone gets along.
Like, maybe you guys can snowboard together, hang out...
So you want me to have a bromance with this dude?
Yeah. What's wrong with that?
That can happen eventually,
but it's not anything I'm gonna initiate or jump into.
-[Mike] It's just... -It's a change.
-[Mike] It's different. -Okay.
And it's not comfortable.
I believe that Mike still cares and loves me.
And I feel like he wants his family back.
But I really want Mike to be on board with,
I'm gonna be starting my new chapter with Josh,
and I just really hope that Mike can find a girl
that really loves him and loves Preston.
Maybe someone that doesn't have a sister. [laughs]
I want us to be good.
-You know what I mean? -And how are you gonna do that?
By not being with him.
We're gonna, like, be, be, be, be, be, be, be,
-baby, be, be, be, be, be together. -[Mike] What?
Maybe have a baby?
-You're crazy. You're crazy! -[Jessica laughs]
It's, like, a new idea I have, like,
-conspiring with-- -That's dumb.
You don't even know him. I guarantee you don't even know his middle name.
And you're talking about a baby?
[Preston in other room] What?
-[Preston] Uh... -[Mike] Yeah. Exactly. What?
[Mike stammering] Like, why?
-'Cause your sister's pregnant? -[quietly] Kinda.
-Like, kinda-- -Sister see, sister do?
With Christina pregnant,
it's like Jess needs to get pregnant.
You know? If Christina had twins,
Jess would have to find a way to have twins.
It's ridiculous.
Clearly, they're as [bleep] up as ever.
That's always, we've ever done,
we've always been pregnant together,
you know what I mean, like, the parallel--
-This is not a toy. This is a child. -But this is--
Okay, but, we have a parallel life,
that's just how we've been, that's how we are, that's what it is.
I'm not saying I'm having a baby, I'm just saying,
what if I had a baby?
[Mike] You're wanting me to accept
that you want to introduce a guy to Preston,
and you brought up the word baby.
What am I supposed to do, jump for joy?
-Be happy for me. -How long have you guys been dating?
-Not a long time. -[Mike] Not a long time?
We've lived lifetimes together, in the past.
Lived life...
[dry heaves]
-Please don't judge me. Just accept this. -I, no!
-Don't judge me, don't judge me. -No! This is delusional.
Delusional.
The craziest part of this whole thing is,
you really think that this is okay.
Your sister has a kid. "Ooh, I need to have a kid!
Any guys who wanna give me a kid? Hello?"
Josh and I only met a few months ago,
but I want a baby with Josh
because I see him in my life forever.
I believe he's the one.
And I see us having a true,
deep-rooted, and connecting love.
-You have to get going with Preston, but... -I know.
...I want us to continue our bond and connection, like, be best friends.
I don't know. I don't know right now.
I don't wanna hear this from Mike right now.
I'm gonna do what I want,
Josh and I are going to have a baby,
uh, it's what I want,
and I don't need an approval from my ex-husband.
Today's the day I'm finally getting these braces off.
-[high-pitched drilling] -Ah...
I'm so happy to see the bare teeth again.
I feel like you need to feel it, with your tongue.
What do you mean, lick your teeth?
[groans of disgust]
Have I been interfering with the baby?
-Have I been, you know, meddling too much? -No.
Okay, so, how do you feel about us being best friends before the baby's born?
I don't believe she really wants us to be best friends.
That may sound terrible.
But Jess says a lot of things
to try and make her sound good.
When you're like, oh, you can't go to the ultrasound,
then I start going, god, am I not able to go to the birth?
We're not having a bunch of people there.
So I'm not a part of it at all?
[sighs]
Hey, Mom.
[Jeana] And this is mine.
[Lucy] Mom is a very wise woman.
Like, she can see into things, like--
[Anna] She's a bit of a psychic.
[Jeana] I actually get, like...
Yes, I do.
-We don't really know a lot... -Don't know...
...running a business.
Maybe we've gotta get a job.
Who's actually going for the position?
[both] Both of us.
When we've got a restaurant full of people,
you's will wanna serve the same table
-at the same time? -Same time, yeah!
[chuckles]
Why would you wanna carry a baby for Ashley?
It hurts my feelings that she would
deny this baby because of the person that's gonna carry it.
[woman] I would not feel a thing about that baby...
-Well, that's on you. -...because it's coming out of you.
All right. Get her away from my house, real quick.
Real quick or what? [bleep] or what?
[yelling] Or what? Or what?
-What? What you wanna do? -So why are you here?
What you wanna do?