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Okay, this is quarantine,
day 83. Wow.
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We in this bitch.
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Positivity. What's new?
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Um...
My lash kit came in. He-he.
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Not sure, uh, why I got it.
I have no one to wear it for.
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I haven't left my apartment.
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Um, you gotta, like, take
these little lashes out.
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Can you even see that?
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You know what they call
the little rubber bits
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that go on
the little tweezers?
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Wandoms.
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Swipin'
an awful lot, let's say,
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on the various dating apps.
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I have been talking
to Reed an awful lot.
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I feel like I like him more
every time we talk, kind of.
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I love someone who I can...
give shit to,
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and they can
give shit back to me.
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Like, if I give
you shit and you're like,
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"Aw, come on."
It's like, grow up.
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Do you know what I mean?
I really miss Sara.
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I like-- This is
the longest we've been apart
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form each other,
like, since college.
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What about the holidays? Fuck.
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That's, like, such a big deal
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for Sara and I,
like, Halloween.
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I was gonna be Lil' Kim
at the '99 VMAs this year.
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What if I don't get
to take my titty out?
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At a party? That's a shame.
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I gotta get off--
Who am I even making this for?
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Um, signing off.
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See you later,
future me, I guess.
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♪ Know when they
pop two shots ♪
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♪ Better watch how the cop
gon' stop like whoa ♪
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♪ Flow on the spot, beat
drop, and the heat knock ♪
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♪ We not free no, no, yeah,
please don't call the police ♪
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♪ On my bro when he living
on the street, please-- ♪
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♪ Scars are gone
but bruises remain ♪
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♪ I can forgive your past
and clean your stains ♪
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-♪ Redeem! ♪
-♪ Can you finally-- ♪
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♪ I'm wearing the same
clothes as yesterday ♪
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♪ And the day before,
and the day before ♪
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♪ I'm wearing the same clothes
as yesterday ♪
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♪ And the day before,
and the day befo-- ♪
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Hello...
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Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
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Hi!
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Oh, my God! Hey!
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Uh, wait, uh,
best friend says what?
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What!
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Dab.
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How are you? Oh, my God.
I haven't seen your face
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-in so long.
-I'm good.
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I miss you, how are you?
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I miss you so much. You look
so good. You look so pretty.
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You're so sweet. Stop it.
Okay.
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Full disclosure, I did think
you were going to be Reed
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'cause he was
supposed to be FaceTiming me.
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Oh, so sorry
to disappoint you.
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I think I'll get over it.
I'll get over it.
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How's-- What's new?
What's going on?
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Um... Nothing much.
I mean, it's hot.
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Yeah--
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And it's my parents' house.
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And I'm totally reverting
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to who I was when I was 17.
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It's horrible.
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Were you cool when you were 17?
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No. I... was depressed
and I listened to,
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like, I dunno, like, punk.
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And I didn't even listen
to punk 'cause I liked it,
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I listened to
it because I thought
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that's what
someone hot would do.
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- To me, that's cool.
- Thank you--
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I listened to punk in
high school because I, like,
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liked it.
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And thi-- I think
that makes me hot,
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so I, like,
really appreciate that.
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It is hot
and I'm jealous that
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that was
your experience with punk.
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Anyway, okay.
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So-- so, what
else is going on?
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How's New York?
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Um, it's bleak.
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Weather-wise?
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No, weather's great--
Oh.
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-- although the AC
still isn't fixed.
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I just meant, like, COVID-wise.
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Like, nobody's here.
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And all the brownstones
on our block,
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like, all the rich
people that live here are,
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like, totally gone to their,
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-Really?
-like, summer homes, I guess?
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Like me.
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Wait, are you staying
there for the summer?
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Um, I think
I might come back, like,
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in the next few weeks.
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I don't really know...
Is that okay?
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Yeah. That sounds amazing.
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Okay, cool. Okay, good.
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We should do
something when you get back.
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Yeah, okay, so, I want
to have a little dinner
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where we do a celebration
about our friendship.
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Like a welcome ba-- but it's
also about me a little bit.
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That tracks--
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It's like, "Welcome back,
Sara. Also, we're friends."
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Okay, wait. Can I tell
you a secret, speaking of?
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Okay, please.
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Um, okay,
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- so, I was talking to Reed--
- Yeah.
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-- and we were talking
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about potentially
hanging out in person.
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Like going on a date.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Like, during the pan-- But--
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Okay, but what about,
like, social distance stuff?
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We'll, like-- We'll do
it as safely as possible.
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Obviously, like,
we'll go sit at a park
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or, like, I dunno, go for a--
go for a walk.
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-There's things to do.
-Really? I don't know.
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I feel like everything
I've heard, it's like,
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"Stay indoors
and, like, don't see
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people you don't know."
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Yeah, but I kind of know him.
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We've been talking for, like,
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the better part of four months.
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Yeah. I guess. You, like,
know each other, like, online.
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Yeah.
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I don't know. Like,
wear a mask, I guess. I--
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I dunno. If you do, though,
like, don't tell anyone.
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That's kind of,
like, not okay.
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Yeah. Yeah, things are
pretty open down there, huh?
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- Yeah. It's pretty crazy.
- You--
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Like, I went to
the beach the other day
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and, like, maybe two
people were in a mask?
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Yeah, I saw-- I think
it was a couple weeks ago
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you posted, um, on
your Instagram, like, a video
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and a couple pictures of you
and your hometown friends,
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um, at that bar?
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Yeah. Yeah, but--
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Okay, that was, like,
three people and it was, like,
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all these people that
I've known since I was,
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like, a kid, basically.
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So, it wasn't,
like, strangers.
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No, no, no. I'm just bringing--
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I just was jealous.
It looked really fun.
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Oh. Ha!
No, it was so fun.
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I mean, I was almost
blackout at that point,
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so I literally don't remember,
but it was really fun.
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Um, have you been
reading about the protests?
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Yeah, I mean, not-- not,
like, reading, but I've seen,
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like, clips and stuff
and it looks so scary.
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It's-- I dunno. I went
to one a few weeks back and--
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Oh, really? Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's kind of crazy, right?
It was a little--
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The vibe wasn't crazy.
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Like, no one's doing anything
violent, you know what I--
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-Like, the ones who are--
-I mean...
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-What?
-I don't know.
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I'm obviously not there
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so I don't, like, have
all the information.
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I don't know.
I feel like the part of it
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that's protesting
is really cool.
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- Yeah.
- And then part of it that's
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destroying stuff...
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Like, do you
have to destroy Target
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to make a point?
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Because I feel like there's
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peaceful protesting,
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and then
there's, like, rioting.
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And like, MLK was--
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di-- He did, like,
peaceful protesting.
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And he got shot in
the face anyway. So...
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I mean, I know that.
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Yeah, I-- Yeah.
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It's complicated. It's
like, when people are like,
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"The cops are being violent."
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I'm like, well,
probably not every cop
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is being violent.
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I mean, not every protester
is being violent either.
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Ooh. My hair. Look at this.
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It looks good.
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- Thank you.
- Look at my hair.
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- It looks really good.
- Frizzy.
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-It looks like--
-It's frizzy from the air.
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It must be humid
down there right now.
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Yeah, it's so hot.
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Um. Yeah. I don't know.
I guess I just, um...
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-Protesting gets stuff done--
-I--
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-- and sometimes
you gotta be a little violent
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to get stuff done, that's all.
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That's just what I think.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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Um, but this dinner
when you get back. Hello?
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I'll bring wine from Florida.
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Florida wine, what's that like?
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You'll hate it.
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What's that like?
Is there, like--
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So sweet.
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It's, like, really
sweet and kind of, like, gross?
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Well, I'm just thinking
of the one my mom has.
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My mom's wine sucks.
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You want to bring me bottles
of your mom's shitty wine?
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Well, I just want to
bring bottles of her wine
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so that she is confused
as to where they went.
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- Sure.
- Because I'm annoyed at her
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-right now.
-Wait. Okay, so just to be
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clear: you want to feed me
your mom's shitty wine,
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um, to inconvenience your mom?
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Yeah. It's a perfect
situation where no one wins.
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Yeah, I-- Actually,
I really love that.
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I actually--
I love being used as a pawn,
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um, in that particular way.
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So, I want to say
thank you in advance.
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-And I can't wait to try this--
-Of course--
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-- this, uh, swamp swill is
what I'm gonna call it.
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Is that offensive?
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No, I-- I don't really know.
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I don't really
know what's offensive.
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I feel like every day
I learn about something,
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like, that's offensive that
I didn't know is offensive.
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Yeah. I feel like
sometimes you say something
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that's offensive and I'm like,
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"I can't
believe Sara said that."
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Wait, really?
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Yeah,
but, like, not in like a--
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You have to tell me.
So embarrassing.
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I tell you all the time.
I tell you all the time.
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-Yeah.
-No way, dude.
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I feel like at least
once or twice a month
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you say something that I'm--
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Oh, shit.
Ooh! This is Reed. I gotta go.
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Oh, okay, okay,
love you, love you.
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-Bye, love you.
-Talk later. Bye.
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Hey!
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- Yo!
- How's it goin?
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Chillin', chillin'.
What about you?
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I'm doing a lot of the same.
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Uh... What's new?
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You know, I gotta ask.
Every time we chat,
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you know I gotta ask.
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How's, uh, Mariska
and how's, uh, Elliot?
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- I don't know these names--
- Dude. Dude.
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Okay. So, first of all,
I'm on a season that Elliot
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is no longer on, so,
like, take it--
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Take that down,
write that down. Um...
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Okay. Let me find a pen.
250
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But Mariska's good.
She's good.
251
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She's kicking ass,
she's taking names.
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Do you know who the character--
the person she's based on
253
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is the woman who prosecuted,
uh, the Central Park Five?
254
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Did you know I didn't know
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she was based
on anybody at all?
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I think
they were more just like,
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"Oh, yeah, she's like a,
you know,
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strong girlboss feminist.
La la la--"
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Which she is in the show,
in many ways.
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Um, except in the earlier
seasons where she's pretty
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transphobic,
if we're being honest.
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But that's not her fault.
She's a fictional character.
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It is the writers' fault.
And that's why they need to
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diversify writers' rooms, bro.
265
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Okay. And there you go.
You popped off once again.
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I feel like every time
you make fun of me popping off,
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Um, I dunno, an angel gets
its wings. I don't know.
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I don't know where
I was going with that. Anyway,
269
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-Sure.
-how's frickin'--
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-What are you watching again?
Let me tell you.
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I was just, uh, FaceTiming
with my buddy, Brandon.
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Um, and he was saying
how Saving Silverman
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isn't that funny of a movie.
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And then we got in this
huge discussion about how he
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thinks Steve Zahn is not
a good actor/comedic actor.
276
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What?
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It's frickin' Steve Zahn.
278
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He was in Reality Bites.
You've Got Mail.
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And of course,
Saving Silverman.
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-And that has the guy--
-I--
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who fucked the pie in it.
282
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Okay. I actually
do know about that scene
283
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in that particular movie.
But I do want to remind you
284
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that, um, as much as I love
talking to you about films,
285
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I've seen exactly one
film in my entire life.
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And I don't even know
if you can call it a film.
287
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It's more of a movie, really.
288
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Um, and it is
the Kenan Thompson vehicle,
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uh, 1996's Heavyweights, uh,
about the weight loss scam.
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Anytime I bring up
any movie, you either go,
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"This is a-- Reminds
me of an episode of SVU,"
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or you say, "You know,
this guy actually reminds me
293
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a little bit of Kenan Thompson
in Heavyweights."
294
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I don't know what to tell you.
I've seen one movie.
295
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You-- I can talk about TV
until the cows come home,
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especially in a pandemic.
297
00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:56,383
I've been watching-- You know,
there's-- It's kind of all
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I do, is, like, cook food
and watch television shows
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that I've already seen.
300
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:03,357
Do you know that they say
that people who watch
301
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the same show, like-- like,
episodes they already seen,
302
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they're doing
it because it, like,
303
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,163
provides a sense
of, like, comfort?
304
00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:11,332
Okay. Because I've
been rewatching Survivor,
305
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,734
and I'm just, like,
over and over watching--
306
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,236
And you know what's fucked up?
307
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Is I know
who wins every season.
308
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And I still watch
it and I'm always like,
309
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,074
"I'm rooting for other
people that are--
310
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that I know
are not gonna win."
311
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,812
I'm always rooting
for, uh, the Black person.
312
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And then once the Black
person gets eliminated,
313
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like, the next Blackest
person.
314
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You know, like,
if there's someone
315
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who even looks
like they could have
316
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like, someone Black
in their past, like--
317
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So, if you got eliminated,
you'd be rooting for me next?
318
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,291
Yes.
319
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Yes. Yes.
320
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- Yes.
- On the scale,
321
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,329
I'm over here.
You're over here.
322
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,834
Um... Wait, are you Black?
323
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,335
- No. No--
- Oh, okay. Okay--
324
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,271
-I just didn't know--
-I'm just saying I'm not
325
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white. Just saying I'm not
white. I'm just not white.
326
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,808
Okay. That is-- That is clear.
I will say that is clear
327
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,611
and I appreciate that a lot
about you.
328
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,980
Um... Oh, my God.
329
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,449
Can I tell you something
crazy I did this morning?
330
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Tell me the craziest thing
you did ever this morning.
331
00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:06,120
Dude. Are you ready for this?
332
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-Go off.
-I was walking down the street.
333
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:09,089
I was coming back
from the grocery store.
334
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,525
And someone had put,
like, a box of records
335
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outside their house.
336
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,762
And I was like, "Oh,
my God, should I do this?
337
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,162
Like, should I do this?
338
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,665
Like, is this okay
to do in a pandemic?"
339
00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:20,100
And... I did it.
And I found one.
340
00:13:20,535 --> 00:13:22,136
And it is not a first pressing,
341
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,871
so don't get excited, but
it is Wowee Zowee by Pavement.
342
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,675
-What? Can you believe--
-Whoa! Holy flip flops.
343
00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:28,042
Did you say, "Holy flip flops"?
344
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,711
I did.
I'm having fun with it.
345
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,646
Why do I keep
talking to you? Oh, my God.
346
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:34,882
It's endearing. It's
fucked up. It's endearing.
347
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,351
Yeah. That's part
of your charm. And the hair.
348
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:38,986
Which way are we parting it?
349
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,287
Which way are
we parting it today?
350
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,455
Today it's this way.
351
00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:42,524
We got a little bit of volume.
352
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:43,625
But you know what?
353
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:45,059
Uh, how about, uh, you see
354
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:48,295
in person how,
uh-- how I part it?
355
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,165
Oh, shit.
Are we, like, gonna do it?
356
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,167
Feel like we've been talking
about it for a long time.
357
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,936
I mean, you're safer than
anybody I know at this point.
358
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,672
That's a really
nice thing to say.
359
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,106
That's a really,
really nice thing to say.
360
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,308
You know I'm a nice guy.
361
00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:04,144
Wait. So, okay, are we gonna--
362
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,879
What are we gonna do?
Are we gonna do this? Like--
363
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,149
Yeah, uh, let's think.
Well, we could...
364
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,385
We can get sushi,
take it to the park.
365
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:13,454
Sit six feet apart?
366
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:15,389
Yeah. You know what?
We'll sit eight feet apart.
367
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,857
We'll be extra safe.
368
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,892
Whoa. Okay. I actually
really like a guy who,
369
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,028
like, takes my safety
into extra consideration.
370
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,030
-Like, that's great.
-You know what? Safety's sexy.
371
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,566
That's the number one catch
phrase in America right now.
372
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,266
It actually is really hot.
Oh, wait, can I show you?
373
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,469
I've been ordering, like,
a bunch of stupid shit
374
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:31,238
off the Internet. And I got
the coolest new dress.
375
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,906
-Can I show you?
-Please show me.
376
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,509
Oh, my God. One second.
I'll be right back.
377
00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:36,110
Cool.
378
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,323
Okay. I have to
hold it up, so get--
379
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:52,359
-Are you ready?
-I'm excited beyond belief.
380
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,165
- Whoa!
- Isn't that so cool?
381
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,267
I'm going to get boned
out just looking at that.
382
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,538
-That's so cool.
-I mean, the honkers are
383
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,005
a little-- The honkers are
a little bigger than mine,
384
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,373
but a girl can dream, you know?
385
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,008
Hey, you know what?
386
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,511
If you don't have dreams,
what are you doing?
387
00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:12,012
I agree. I agree.
Especially at a time like this.
388
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,348
Here's an idea.
You wear that on the date.
389
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:19,052
Oh, my God. People are
gonna think I'm a slut.
390
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,455
Fuck 'em.
391
00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:23,190
Okay, that was a test
and you passed.
392
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,125
Be a slut, do whatever
you want. That's my motto.
393
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,695
Um, I have to do, like,
a happy hour with my cousin.
394
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:28,830
For sure.
395
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,330
Um, but let's chat tomorrow?
396
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:31,599
I'm down. Cool.
397
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,802
Word. All right. Uh, talk
to you soon, Reed. Byeee!
398
00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:35,169
See you, Naomi.
399
00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,022
Hello, cuz...
400
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,959
Hi, darling.
Ah, you look excellent!
401
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,328
I got all zhuzhed up for you.
402
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,666
Stop it.
No, that cleavage. That's--
403
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:05,966
Mm. Mwah--
404
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,234
Oh, this here?
405
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,803
Excellente.
Give it to them.
406
00:16:08,903 --> 00:16:10,404
Come on. Mm-hmm.
407
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,640
Thank you. I've been
eating a lot of cheese.
408
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,642
Do you like this lip?
409
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:16,977
Sorry. Cheese?
410
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,214
Cheese makes
your boobs bigger. It's milk.
411
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,417
Anyways. Catch me up.
What's going-- What's new?
412
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:28,322
Um, I met this
cute, cute woman.
413
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,190
Like, I'm not
trying to jinx it, okay.
414
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,793
I'm not trying to jinx it.
415
00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:35,763
But I think she
could be the one...
416
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,732
Another of the one.
417
00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,569
What's your problem?
418
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,671
No, actually, let's talk
about it. What's your problem?
419
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,172
No, I-- that wasn't a hate.
420
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:48,910
You think every single person
that you meet is the one.
421
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:52,145
But I actually--
You have such excellent taste
422
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:57,317
in partners, I see why you
could feel that every single
423
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,186
person that you ever
even mentioned
424
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,889
going on a date with
could be the one.
425
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:02,289
And it's because
you have excellent taste.
426
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,793
That wasn't a dig. It was
more of an acknowledgment.
427
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,294
That was such...
428
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,064
a roundabout way
to just chat utter shit.
429
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,367
Did you hear the words
as they left your mouth?
430
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,303
Did they make sense
to you as they were leaving?
431
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:21,009
I haven't seen a person in real
life in, like, four months?
432
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,845
Except for,
you know, at the grocery store
433
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:25,580
and obviously the liquor store.
434
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,882
Yeah. I mean,
obviously, these all--
435
00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,517
These are all Zoom dates.
436
00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:32,052
So, I've been going
on, like, loads of, like,
437
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,788
blind Zoom dates.
438
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:36,223
I was really jealous. I thought
you were dating in person.
439
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,091
Um, but I'm
glad that we're all--
440
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,427
We're both in the same boat.
441
00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:41,596
Suffering.
442
00:17:41,696 --> 00:17:43,731
Um, but I haven't been on
443
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,332
a date yet, per se.
444
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:49,336
But I have been
talking to somebody new.
445
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:53,508
We met on a dating app,
and he's really handsome.
446
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:55,375
He has really good taste
in music, which I feel
447
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,477
like is pretty rare,
because mine is specific.
448
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,246
But also he's just,
I don't know.
449
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,448
He's really kind and
funny and we've been talking--
450
00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,250
Like, ever since
I met him we've been talking,
451
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,652
like, pretty much every day.
452
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,521
-Oh, my God. What's his name?
-Yeah.
453
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:07,889
His name is Reed.
454
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:10,424
Hmph. Okay. Is he white?
455
00:18:12,527 --> 00:18:14,996
Why can't you just settle
down with a nice
456
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,931
-Sadie. Sadie.
-Black guy? You know?
457
00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,567
I went to school
in Amherst, Massachusetts.
458
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,803
I don't know what
you guys expect for me.
459
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:24,471
Every single time I talk to
anyone of you, "Is he white?"
460
00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:27,474
And is he most of the time?
Sure. But it's also like,
461
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:31,111
I had my sexual awakening
in a very white place.
462
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:33,948
I just assume
that kind of anyone--
463
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,617
Mm, I was going to say
something--
464
00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:37,819
Ooh, you were
gonna make fun of me.
465
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,252
What were you gonna say?
466
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:45,125
I assume that dudes
who look like they could
467
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,662
be mixed are mixed.
468
00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:50,031
Like, I don't give
them the benefit of the doubt,
469
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,633
until proven otherwise.
470
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:54,836
Wow. Massachusetts
really fucked you up, huh?
471
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,873
That's actually not fair,
'cause now that I say that
472
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:00,908
out loud, like, people assume
that because I'm light-skinned,
473
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,342
that I have a white parent.
474
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,778
And it's like,
"No, I'm just Cape Verdean.
475
00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,412
Those are my rapist ancestors."
476
00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:13,788
Anyway... Um, so Sara's
still out of town.
477
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,025
She is not
really taking
478
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,826
the same considerations
that I am.
479
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,896
She just does
things that I'm just like,
480
00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,397
"Why are
you doing these things?"
481
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,833
You know, like,
why are you making the choices
482
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,135
that you're making?
483
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,302
Especially during
a pand-- I don't-- What?
484
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:31,438
Okay, so we're
doing the neck roll now?
485
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:34,008
Listen, I just--
I have aches--
486
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,576
You're so fucking irritating.
487
00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,946
Shit. Give me one second.
Doorbell just rang.
488
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,286
Oh, hey. How's it going?
What's up?
489
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,555
Oh, you know, same old.
490
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,389
Just, uh-- just making
my rounds.
491
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,159
What you, uh,
delivering today?
492
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,894
Oh, you know, just, uh...
493
00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:54,194
It looks like some groceries.
494
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,228
A few of these discreet ones,
495
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,329
you know what I'm sayin'?
496
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,765
Discreet ones?
497
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,332
Yeah, this is
a bunch of dildos.
498
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:02,170
You can tell
when you're delivering a dildo?
499
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,604
Nothing else shakes.
500
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,007
That's
actually an excellent point.
501
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:07,775
Anyway, nice to see you.
I know you busy.
502
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,044
You have a good rest
of your day. Take care.
503
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:12,212
Oh, shoot. Hey!
Hey, hi, um, hi, sorry.
504
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,214
Hey! Hey! How's it going?
505
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,482
Hey. Hey.
506
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,851
Um, how's the--
how's the baby?
507
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,353
She's growing like a weed.
508
00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:21,889
Eight-three-quarters weeks.
509
00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:25,993
Eight and three quarters
weeks. Wow. Parenthood, huh?
510
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,563
How-- How are you?
They never ask about the dad.
511
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,064
How are you doing?
You gettin' any sleep?
512
00:20:30,164 --> 00:20:32,499
Yeah.
513
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,369
This is so weird.
514
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,805
And I'm going to preface
it by just saying
515
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,607
that off the bat.
I apologize in advance.
516
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:41,776
But can I ask you a question?
517
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,410
I just need a man's
perspective on something,
518
00:20:43,511 --> 00:20:44,946
and I have no one.
519
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:47,849
Yeah.
520
00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:50,818
So, basically I've
been talking to this guy
521
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,520
- on a dating app--
- Uh-huh--
522
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,188
For, like, the duration
of quarantine, right?
523
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,224
And he's really great.
And it's been months
524
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,725
and this is,
like, the longest time
525
00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,392
that I've ever talked
to someone who I intend
526
00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:00,828
to go on a date with,
without actually going
527
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,530
- on a date with them--
- Uh-huh.
528
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,464
And so we have
decided that we want to meet up
529
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,433
in person, right?
Socially distanced, of course.
530
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,136
Very safe, like,
six feet apart,
531
00:21:08,236 --> 00:21:09,737
maybe at a park
somewhere outside.
532
00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:11,205
Like, the whole shebang.
533
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,208
But I know my roommate,
who is not here yet,
534
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,144
but who is gonna
be back sometime soon,
535
00:21:16,244 --> 00:21:17,845
I imagine,
is going to be really,
536
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,346
really pissed about that.
537
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,716
Uh, not only from, like,
a coronavirus perspective.
538
00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:23,251
Like, she's
worried that I'm gonna go,
539
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,752
get the disease,
bring it back home.
540
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,521
We're both gonna have it,
it's gonna be horrible.
541
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,156
We'll get the long
term stuff with the bad lungs
542
00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:29,557
and, like, the weird smell.
But then
543
00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:31,659
also from, like,
a different perspective
544
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:33,861
that I don't really want
to bore you with that 'cause
545
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,596
it's even so weird that
I'm having this conversation
546
00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:37,430
- with you in the first place--
- Yeah--
547
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:39,534
--and I'm so sorry again,
but I guess what I'm asking is,
548
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:42,402
do you think it's fucked up
if I hang out with this dude?
549
00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:45,006
Uh...
550
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:50,044
How would she know?
551
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:58,786
That...
That is an excellent point
552
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,922
that I did not consider.
553
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,391
And thank you so much.
554
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,894
And again,
I'm so sorry about this.
555
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,197
This was so weird.
I apologize for everything
556
00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:10,430
and who I am as a person.
557
00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:11,933
Um, have a good
rest of your day.
558
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,467
- Uh-huh. Yeah, you too.
- Take care.
559
00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,371
Hey, wait.
What's your name?
560
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,241
Oh, right. Buh, duh.
561
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,375
Um, I'm Naomi.
Nice to meet you.
562
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:29,517
Sorry. Sorry,
sorry. Sorry, sorry.
563
00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:31,752
Don't be like that, Sadie.
564
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,721
It's not like
I did it on purpose.
565
00:22:33,821 --> 00:22:36,290
Yeah, but you took your sweet
time, didn't ya babe?
566
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,959
I was talking to my neighbor.
He's like--
567
00:22:38,059 --> 00:22:40,595
He's like a cool Brooklyn dad.
568
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:44,866
Okay. But I'm also cool,
and I'm in the UK.
569
00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:46,634
I think
that trumps it, doesn't it?
570
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:48,102
Don't say Trump around me.
571
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,436
Oh, shit. Sorry.
572
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:53,341
Anyways. I miss,
like, actual New York.
573
00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:55,676
Remember the last
time you came here?
574
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,211
Ugh!
575
00:22:57,311 --> 00:22:58,546
We had so much fun!
576
00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:01,215
I actually don't
super remember it.
577
00:23:01,315 --> 00:23:02,750
Obviously.
578
00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:04,518
Do you remember the time--
579
00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:06,153
Okay. Do you remember
going to House of Yes
580
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,688
the last time you were up?
581
00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:10,024
You remember the
woman that stroked my back?
582
00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:11,792
The white woman.
583
00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:13,561
She was on
her way to your hair.
584
00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:15,529
She was on her way to
your hair. And she said,
585
00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:17,098
"You just look so beautiful."
586
00:23:17,198 --> 00:23:18,633
And we said--
587
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:22,370
Uh, ma'am.
I know. I'm aware. Thank you.
588
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,272
But I didn't even feel it.
589
00:23:24,372 --> 00:23:26,807
It was you being like,
"Excuse me?"
590
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:29,343
Well, there's certainly one
thing I'm not going to allow.
591
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,746
And it's white shenanigans.
Not on my watch.
592
00:23:31,846 --> 00:23:35,116
Speaking of white shenanigans,
593
00:23:35,216 --> 00:23:36,851
what you gonna
do about Sara?
594
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:41,255
I don't know.
595
00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:43,557
It feels so bad to be critical
of someone who has, like,
596
00:23:43,658 --> 00:23:44,892
been there for me.
597
00:23:44,992 --> 00:23:47,395
I think that being
alone for so long,
598
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,963
specifically without her,
599
00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:52,967
has really given me the time
to reflect and be like...
600
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:56,270
do I even miss her that much?
601
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:58,471
And, like,
of course I miss her.
602
00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:02,610
I love her so much.
But it's never-- I don't know.
603
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:05,079
It's never anything,
like, malicious or,
604
00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:06,414
like, mean or bad.
605
00:24:06,514 --> 00:24:07,715
Like, I don't
think she's a bad person.
606
00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,151
It's just, like,
little things, you know?
607
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,485
Yeah, but those little things,
they add up.
608
00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:14,454
And, I mean,
did you even hear, like,
609
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:15,957
the way you were just talking?
610
00:24:16,057 --> 00:24:17,925
Like, you say one
little thing about her,
611
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:19,927
and then you have to follow
it up with, you know,
612
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:22,229
"I love her so much. Like,
I can't wait 'til she's--"
613
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,065
Like, come on!
614
00:24:24,165 --> 00:24:27,735
It feels like you're policing
and self-checking yourself.
615
00:24:27,835 --> 00:24:30,371
Like, she doesn't
necessarily have to sit
616
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,273
in your mind as a bad person.
617
00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:35,910
It's just,
"Have I outgrown her?
618
00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:38,212
Have I outgrown
this friendship?"
619
00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:41,449
Is it one-sided at the minute?
620
00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:44,085
And are you okay with that?
621
00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:50,658
Yeah, you're right.
622
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:54,562
I-- It's just hard.
623
00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:56,697
You know? I've been
friends with her for so long.
624
00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:01,202
And yes, I said
you were right. Okay?
625
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:05,406
Write it down. Report it.
Post it to Facebook.
626
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:09,010
Mm. Ugh. Delicious.
627
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:11,879
I actually can't tell
how much of that is just
628
00:25:11,979 --> 00:25:14,849
you speaking confidently
with a British accent, though.
629
00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:17,084
So, don't-- Let's not take it
all the way to the heart.
630
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,352
-Right?
-Okay. Okay.
631
00:25:18,452 --> 00:25:20,154
I'm gonna stop you there.
632
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:22,056
Sadie, how's auntie?
633
00:25:22,156 --> 00:25:24,759
She's good. She's good.
So, you know,
634
00:25:24,859 --> 00:25:28,796
she's a key worker. So,
I just-- I haven't seen her.
635
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:34,468
I haven't seen her much
in, like, the last six months?
636
00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:36,704
Every time I've seen her,
637
00:25:36,804 --> 00:25:38,773
she obviously
is bringing up Naomi.
638
00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:40,775
"How's Naomi doing?
What's she up to?"
639
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,209
-Blah, blah, blah.
-I've always been
640
00:25:42,309 --> 00:25:43,978
her favorite niece.
641
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,714
I wish you-- Like, I think
642
00:25:46,814 --> 00:25:48,449
she wishes she could have
you as a daughter,
643
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:52,353
but she's
already got one, so...
644
00:25:52,453 --> 00:25:55,623
Imagine me with
a British accent. Ugh.
645
00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:59,360
You'd be unbearable.
Unbearable.
646
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,861
You're such a bitch.
647
00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:04,932
Oh, my God.
I have to go make dinner.
648
00:26:05,032 --> 00:26:07,601
But I loved chatting with you.
649
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,136
-I love you.
-Thank you for your advice.
650
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:12,106
Ugh. Thank you.
Thank you for your advice.
651
00:26:12,206 --> 00:26:14,575
I love you.
I love you so much.
652
00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:16,677
I love you, too.
Same time next week?
653
00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:18,212
Mwah. Yes. Perfect.
654
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,981
Love you so much. Bye.
655
00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:30,124
♪ This win-win, this win-win ♪
656
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:33,828
♪ I'm leaving him
tomorrow night ♪
657
00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:37,264
♪ We could, we should,
maybe we might ♪
658
00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:42,403
♪ We cut it off, let it begin,
this win-win ♪
659
00:26:42,504 --> 00:26:43,737
Oh, shit.
660
00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:47,308
♪ I tossed, I turned ♪
661
00:26:47,408 --> 00:26:51,312
♪ Thought you were
peaceful as sunrise ♪
662
00:26:51,412 --> 00:26:58,587
♪ I was dying to whitewash
the red out of my eyes ♪
663
00:26:58,686 --> 00:27:01,889
♪ Say it is
but not convinced ♪
664
00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:05,659
♪ Say it is a win-win ♪
665
00:28:13,528 --> 00:28:16,230
Quarantine night 83.
666
00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:21,536
Of course
Sara's coming back
667
00:28:21,636 --> 00:28:23,270
the night of my date
with Reed.
668
00:28:24,471 --> 00:28:26,106
Don't we just love that?
669
00:28:26,207 --> 00:28:28,242
I just want
someone to touch my butt.
670
00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:31,345
I don't think
I'm asking for too much.
671
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:34,315
It's human nature. Also,
maybe we can make it work.
672
00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:37,017
Like, Sara's coming
back for the evening.
673
00:28:37,117 --> 00:28:38,986
We're doing
the dinner at night.
674
00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:41,188
So, maybe I can do something
with Reed during the day.
675
00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:44,124
We can go sit six
feet apart at Prospect Park.
676
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:47,328
Or, I don't know,
get some takeout and sit
677
00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:49,396
on opposite sides
of the bench and...
678
00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:52,066
I dunno. Not make eye contact.
679
00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:57,805
That was some wild shit she
said, though. The MLK thing?
680
00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,740
How do you have a Black
best friend for this long
681
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,408
and still fix
your face to say something
682
00:29:01,509 --> 00:29:02,776
stupid like that?
683
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:05,312
Especially right now.
684
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,982
Like, you can go on
Twitter for 10 minutes
685
00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:11,653
and find threads and threads
of resources and, like,
686
00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,487
things to read
to make you not sound
687
00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:15,489
like such a racist idiot.
688
00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:16,957
And I know she's
on Twitter.
689
00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:22,363
It's-- I mean, it's not
my job to educate her,
690
00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:25,366
but also she could take two
seconds to educate herself.
691
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:27,234
And you think
that she would want to.
692
00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:31,105
Like, she'd want
to support me.
693
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:34,275
But instead, she's,
like, partying in Florida
694
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:37,144
with her friends at
a bar in a literal epicenter
695
00:29:37,244 --> 00:29:39,813
of coronavirus,
while I'm up here,
696
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,617
planning her
welcome back dinner.
697
00:29:42,717 --> 00:29:45,819
Maybe Sadie was right.
Maybe she doesn't deserve it.
698
00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,689
Maybe I should just
keep my date the way it is,
699
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,189
and she can just wait.
700
00:29:52,527 --> 00:29:53,894
I don't know. I'm probably
overthinking this.
701
00:29:53,994 --> 00:29:55,329
I should just talk to her.
702
00:29:56,363 --> 00:29:58,566
Anyway. I'm going to bed.
Good night.
703
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,211
Good morning.
704
00:30:11,979 --> 00:30:13,715
Oh, did I wake you, baby?
705
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:14,982
You're all right, Mama.
706
00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:16,651
I woke you up.
I'm sorry.
707
00:30:16,751 --> 00:30:18,352
That's okay. I shouldn't be
sleeping this late anyway.
708
00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:20,387
-What's up?
-I just miss you, I miss you.
709
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:23,591
I miss you, too.
How's it goin' down there?
710
00:30:23,692 --> 00:30:25,092
It's going, you know?
711
00:30:25,192 --> 00:30:26,927
We doin'
our little sanitizing thing,
712
00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:28,862
and wash our hands,
you know we're very safe.
713
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:33,167
We are collectors of all
things disinfectant, so...
714
00:30:34,669 --> 00:30:36,538
-We have a routine.
-We're doing the same thing.
715
00:30:36,638 --> 00:30:38,272
And cases are, like,
going down.
716
00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:40,007
So, I don't want
you to worry about me either.
717
00:30:40,107 --> 00:30:41,842
I'm-- I'm trying not to.
I know you're smart.
718
00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:44,579
I'm "smaht." Wicked "smaht."
719
00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:48,148
Um, what's new? What
do you guys got goin' on?
720
00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:49,617
Nohtin', workin' in my garden.
721
00:30:49,718 --> 00:30:50,819
My garden's lookin' hot.
722
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:52,620
-Oh, shoot!
-I got this big,
723
00:30:52,721 --> 00:30:56,123
giant Volkswagen bus to put
in the middle of my garden,
724
00:30:56,223 --> 00:30:58,192
for all the flowers to grow
through and stuff.
725
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:00,127
'Cause, you know I'm a hippie
at heart, right? You know--
726
00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:01,995
-You got--
-I like, I love Volkswagen,
727
00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:04,298
so... And it was from my
friend at the flower shop.
728
00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:06,835
She had it as a display
and I asked her about it.
729
00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:09,069
And she said,
"I'mma let you have that."
730
00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:10,805
So, it was--
it was meant to be.
731
00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:12,607
Guess what, Mumma.
732
00:31:12,707 --> 00:31:13,974
What?
733
00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:17,411
So, I've been talking to a guy.
734
00:31:17,512 --> 00:31:18,946
Really?
735
00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,981
-Yeah. I met him--
-Is he white?
736
00:31:22,784 --> 00:31:24,819
I'm sorry. You know
I have to ask.
737
00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:26,253
-No, you--
-You know? I want to know what
738
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:27,856
my grandchildren
are gonna look like.
739
00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:29,791
Every single time.
Every single time. I--
740
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:32,259
No. He's not white.
To be clear, he's not.
741
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:33,894
-Really?
-I'm not sure he is.
742
00:31:33,994 --> 00:31:35,630
And it feels uncouth to ask.
743
00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:36,765
I'm so sorry.
744
00:31:38,399 --> 00:31:40,267
Baby. You know you guys
can bring home anybody.
745
00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,002
As long as you love
them and they love you,
746
00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:43,370
then we'll love them.
747
00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:45,673
Well, we're not
there yet, but we'll see.
748
00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:47,341
But it's just--
749
00:31:47,441 --> 00:31:48,909
It's just been nice to,
I don't know,
750
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,944
have someone to,
like, talk to since Sa--
751
00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:52,279
I mean, Sara's still gone.
She's down
752
00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:55,784
with her parents still. But...
753
00:31:55,884 --> 00:31:58,820
You have to kind
of understand that
754
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,522
from her perspective
a little bit.
755
00:32:00,622 --> 00:32:02,222
I get why she-- I mean,
756
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:04,692
I know you guys would
kill to have me home right now
757
00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:07,127
but I just didn't-- There's too
much of a risk, you know?
758
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,697
Plus, I want to be
here for the protests.
759
00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:11,098
-Like, everything that's--
-Naomi,
760
00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:12,867
I-- I have to tell you,
I'm so proud
761
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,836
of you young people
right now, I really am.
762
00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:18,038
Especially you young kids of
color 'cause I never thought
763
00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:20,842
that you guys would have
to go through some of the shit
764
00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:23,778
that we went through,
you know?
765
00:32:23,878 --> 00:32:26,079
And it-- it was--
it was awful.
766
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:29,049
But you guys are
organizing and you're smart.
767
00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:31,786
And I look at you and say,
768
00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:34,321
"God, there is hope
for this world."
769
00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:37,291
Because my mother was
a radical and there was a time
770
00:32:37,391 --> 00:32:39,627
when she took us uptown,
we used to call it,
771
00:32:39,727 --> 00:32:42,296
to sit at the Woolworth's
counter to get some ice cream.
772
00:32:42,396 --> 00:32:45,299
And the white waitress
wouldn't wait on us.
773
00:32:45,399 --> 00:32:47,201
She just kept
walking back and forth.
774
00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:49,203
But my mother insisted.
We didn't say anything.
775
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,338
We were dressed in our Sunday
best and we stood there.
776
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:54,475
And she finally had no
choice because it was almost
777
00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:57,912
the end of the day,
and she waited on us.
778
00:32:58,011 --> 00:32:59,446
-That was your grandmother--
-I love--
779
00:32:59,547 --> 00:33:01,850
I love that Ma
made you do that.
780
00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:03,651
I'm about to become
a Black Panther. This--
781
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,486
This has
radicalized me all over.
782
00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:08,155
I was a Black Panther once.
I told you that story, right?
783
00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:09,924
No!
784
00:33:10,023 --> 00:33:12,226
I love the face. Yep, when--
785
00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:13,561
What?
786
00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,563
You know, historically,
people don't realize
787
00:33:15,663 --> 00:33:17,599
that the Black Panthers
got together
788
00:33:17,699 --> 00:33:19,734
for the protection
of the neighborhoods.
789
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:21,603
And one of the first
things they did was start
790
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:24,204
a breakfast program, because
if you don't feed kids,
791
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:25,573
-they can't learn.
-Mm-hmm.
792
00:33:25,673 --> 00:33:27,040
And their headquarters
793
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,576
was on the way to my school.
794
00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:31,044
So, we used to walk there,
get breakfast.
795
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:33,280
And then
eventually we got the berets,
796
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,249
the black berets,
and a turtleneck.
797
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:37,184
- And they took us on guard--
- Mom!
798
00:33:37,284 --> 00:33:38,653
And we trained for the
revolution until my parents--
799
00:33:38,753 --> 00:33:40,788
Why have you never
told me this story before?
800
00:33:40,889 --> 00:33:42,022
I thought I did.
801
00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:43,625
We-- We did that until
802
00:33:43,725 --> 00:33:45,292
your grandmother found out.
803
00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:47,094
And that was the end of
my Black Panther experience.
804
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:48,796
Oh, I'm sure Ma
was thrilled, huh? Thrilled.
805
00:33:48,897 --> 00:33:51,699
My God.
806
00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:57,070
I was talking to Sara.
And she said some,
807
00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:59,774
like, weird... stuff about--
808
00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:01,609
Like, you know, the old
talking points that like,
809
00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,878
"Oh, well, people should
be protesting peacefully,"
810
00:34:03,978 --> 00:34:05,345
you know? Or like,
811
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,549
"Oh, well, riots
never, like, got anything done.
812
00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:10,384
Like, you know,
MLK was a peaceful protester."
813
00:34:10,484 --> 00:34:12,152
-And it's like--
-And he still got killed.
814
00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:15,155
That's what I-- I just
don't-- I don't get it.
815
00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:16,456
And it's like, you think--
816
00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:17,926
I've been friends
with her for so long.
817
00:34:18,026 --> 00:34:19,393
We took the same
classes in college.
818
00:34:19,493 --> 00:34:21,529
She's had me,
a Black best friend for, like,
819
00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:23,998
years and it's so wild
that she still hasn't, like--
820
00:34:24,097 --> 00:34:26,333
-learned any of it.
-Naomi. She's scared--
821
00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,903
-She's scared.
-I just don't... I don't know.
822
00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:32,139
It's-- It feels strange to,
like, be so close to someone
823
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,409
and live with someone
and them have those opinions.
824
00:34:35,510 --> 00:34:36,911
You know?
825
00:34:37,011 --> 00:34:39,948
Just because
you live with someone
826
00:34:40,048 --> 00:34:42,316
doesn't mean
you need to like them.
827
00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,852
Look at me and your dad.
828
00:34:44,953 --> 00:34:47,087
Oh, please. You guys
are obsessed with each other.
829
00:34:48,856 --> 00:34:50,525
Hey, baby.
Your coffee's ready.
830
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,192
- Thank you, baby.
- You're welcome,
831
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,828
-sweetheart. I love you.
-Oh, Speak of the devil.
832
00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:55,429
-Ugh, gross, gross, gross--
-See, your dad just--
833
00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:57,197
There you are.
834
00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,299
Hi, Papa, what's up?
I can't see you.
835
00:34:59,399 --> 00:35:01,168
Where's your face?
There you are.
836
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:03,638
My face is right here.
Here I am. Sorry.
837
00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:06,874
I'm-- I'm still adjusting
to all this, uh,
838
00:35:06,975 --> 00:35:08,375
you know, FaceTiming and--
839
00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:10,344
This technology. What's new?
840
00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:11,946
You got anything new going on?
841
00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,514
Oh, absolutely.
Hang on one second.
842
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:15,516
Oh, shoot, what is that?
843
00:35:15,617 --> 00:35:16,851
Don't know what he's bringing.
844
00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:17,986
Might be a new grilling hat.
845
00:35:18,086 --> 00:35:19,486
You know he loves his big hats.
846
00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:21,022
He do love a-- Have
you guys been cooking out?
847
00:35:21,154 --> 00:35:22,122
-Yes, we have.
-Yeah, you seen
848
00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:23,223
the grillin' hat.
849
00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:24,726
Got some new hot peppers.
850
00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:26,728
I got some
jalapenos out there, too.
851
00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,830
-You grew those?
-I did.
852
00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:32,066
I got two green thumb parents.
It's a beautiful thing.
853
00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:34,134
-Isn't it?
-It is.
854
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:35,970
You guys-- Dad,
an excellent job, Papa.
855
00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:37,672
I'm very proud of you.
856
00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,439
Well, thank you, I-- You know,
I-- I live for you to--
857
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,174
for those moments
that you tell me
858
00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:42,309
that you're proud of me.
859
00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,112
You're too much.
860
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:45,412
I'll talk to you guys soon.
861
00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:46,948
I'm gonna go hop in the shower.
862
00:35:47,048 --> 00:35:48,850
Um, but you guys wanna, uh,
863
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,018
Facetime maybe later this week?
864
00:35:50,118 --> 00:35:51,318
-Absolutely.
-Okay.
865
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:52,820
All right. Cool.
866
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,354
- Naomi.
- Yeah.
867
00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:55,489
Do you think while
you're in the shower,
868
00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:57,190
you might shave your pits?
869
00:35:58,593 --> 00:36:00,795
-Thank you for your wisdom--
-I love you so much.
870
00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:02,730
-Always love to hear from--
-You're so pretty. You know...
871
00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:04,065
I love you--
872
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,499
-Shave your armpits.
-Bye.
873
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,234
Shave your armpits.
874
00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:13,340
Good morning, me.
875
00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:18,412
It's, uh, quarantine day...
84?
876
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,684
Ah, I was planning
on calling my mom today.
877
00:36:22,784 --> 00:36:24,619
Apparently we were
right on the same page
878
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,522
because she called me
incredibly early this morning.
879
00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:31,626
You know, this is a woman
who got bussed to school,
880
00:36:31,726 --> 00:36:34,762
who took me
to pro-choice protests for,
881
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:36,798
when I was like, little, for
as long as I could remember.
882
00:36:36,898 --> 00:36:40,200
She went to college and
became, like, an Angela Davis,
883
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,202
giant Afro,
Black power feminist.
884
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,805
I've seen
the pictures.
885
00:36:43,905 --> 00:36:46,473
And she still has
the nerve to give me shit
886
00:36:46,574 --> 00:36:48,241
about having armpit hair?
887
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:51,846
Gotta love her.
888
00:36:51,946 --> 00:36:53,748
Oh, as of this morning,
889
00:36:53,848 --> 00:36:55,950
when my
unemployment check cleared,
890
00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:59,821
I officially have 10K
in savings. Can you believe?
891
00:36:59,921 --> 00:37:03,490
I officially have enough to
move in by myself if I want.
892
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:08,328
I can have my own place,
like a real adult.
893
00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:10,363
I could have
an in-unit washer-dryer.
894
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,365
I could have a dishwasher.
I could have a dishwasher.
895
00:37:12,466 --> 00:37:13,901
I could have plants.
896
00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:16,037
I could have plants
and keep them alive.
897
00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:19,372
I could be a mother.
But it's like...
898
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:24,512
do I want to move
in to a place by myself?
899
00:37:24,612 --> 00:37:27,915
Or do I want
to just not live here?
900
00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:00,581
Aww...
901
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:22,837
-Hello?
-Hello. What's up?
902
00:38:22,937 --> 00:38:25,540
Hey! Good to see you.
Are you naked?
903
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,374
-No. I'm wearing a towel.
-Oh, good.
904
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,876
Um, best friend
says what?
905
00:38:28,976 --> 00:38:30,111
What!
906
00:38:30,211 --> 00:38:31,411
-Wow, I just--
-Oh, my God, I--
907
00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:32,947
-hit myself in the eye--
-Yeah, I--
908
00:38:33,047 --> 00:38:35,249
Mine was so weak.
I'm getting so rusty.
909
00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:37,118
Yeah. What's wrong with us?
Oh, my God.
910
00:38:37,218 --> 00:38:39,086
Well, I haven't seen
you in so long. It's-- I'm--
911
00:38:39,187 --> 00:38:42,657
I'm like-- I'm basically,
like, not a person anymore.
912
00:38:42,757 --> 00:38:45,693
Yeah, I'm like a hull.
I'm more of a hull.
913
00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:50,264
Um, okay, quickest thing.
Um, so--
914
00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:51,632
Are you pregnant?
915
00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:54,068
No. Oh, my God.
You know I wish. Uh! Um--
916
00:38:54,168 --> 00:38:55,368
So. Okay.
917
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:57,772
Right before
you texted me last night,
918
00:38:57,872 --> 00:39:01,142
um, Reed had
texted me and was like,
919
00:39:01,242 --> 00:39:02,777
"Hey, I'm free on Friday.
920
00:39:02,877 --> 00:39:05,012
Do you want to, like,
make actual plans to hang out?"
921
00:39:05,112 --> 00:39:07,414
And so, I was wondering
if there's any chance
922
00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:10,017
that you would be okay
with rescheduling
923
00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:13,486
our welcome back dinner
so I can go on the first date--
924
00:39:13,588 --> 00:39:18,960
ah!-- with this dude in ever.
Um, would that be okay?
925
00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:24,765
Um...
926
00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:27,668
Heh. I don't know.
I feel kind of like...
927
00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:31,505
I'm just surprised.
I guess I was--
928
00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:34,742
My reaction--
I'm realizing that
929
00:39:34,842 --> 00:39:37,712
I really did want to do it.
930
00:39:37,812 --> 00:39:39,714
Like, I wanted to have
a good-- But it's fine.
931
00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:41,616
-I'll just--
-No, no, no. Oh, my God. I--
932
00:39:41,716 --> 00:39:43,284
Obviously, I want to do it.
933
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,919
I was, like,
really looking forward to it.
934
00:39:45,019 --> 00:39:46,587
I was thinking
that maybe we could literally
935
00:39:46,687 --> 00:39:48,022
just reschedule
it to Saturday night.
936
00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:51,259
Or even, if you want,
like, a brunch on...
937
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,662
on Saturday morning?
That could be fun, right?
938
00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:58,032
Yeah...
939
00:39:58,132 --> 00:40:01,068
Wait, so you were gonna,
like, go on a date with him
940
00:40:01,168 --> 00:40:02,937
and then you'd want to get,
like, brunch the next day.
941
00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:04,872
-Well, we'd make--
-But what about, like, COVID?
942
00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,308
Sorry, I-- You cut out.
943
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:08,943
Just what--
I-- Just-- Sorry.
944
00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:10,811
What about like-- I was
just thinking about COVID.
945
00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:13,981
Like, so you're going
to hang out and then like,
946
00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:16,483
we're just-- we would eat
the next morning to get--
947
00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:19,186
like, I don't know,
I feel like--
948
00:40:19,287 --> 00:40:22,356
That's just, like,
kind of, like, confusing to me
949
00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:24,692
based on the rules
that I'm seeing online.
950
00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:29,797
Yeah. Um, obviously,
we would totally be safe.
951
00:40:29,897 --> 00:40:31,732
And I've been
being safe up here.
952
00:40:31,832 --> 00:40:33,466
The household is COVID-free.
953
00:40:33,567 --> 00:40:35,937
Yeah, no, sorry.
I just-- I think, like--
954
00:40:36,037 --> 00:40:37,638
I don't know,
I just was, like, really--
955
00:40:37,738 --> 00:40:39,472
I've been really
looking forward to it.
956
00:40:39,573 --> 00:40:41,142
Like, I haven't seen
like, a friend in so long.
957
00:40:41,242 --> 00:40:42,944
And I was so looking forward
to, like, I don't know,
958
00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,946
making dinner
but it's-- it's totally fine.
959
00:40:45,046 --> 00:40:48,049
And I totally see, like,
that changing it one night
960
00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:50,718
is not going to change
things in the way
961
00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,320
that it feels like it's--
962
00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,221
It's-- I'm just having
a reaction
963
00:40:54,322 --> 00:40:55,556
and I'm-- It's fine.
964
00:40:56,057 --> 00:41:00,460
Um. Okay. Let's just
have the dinner. I'm sorry.
965
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:01,929
-I didn't mean to, like--
-No--
966
00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:03,564
-- make it weird-- No, no, no.
I didn't mean
967
00:41:03,664 --> 00:41:05,266
to make it weird. I'm sorry--
968
00:41:05,366 --> 00:41:06,801
... talking about it nonstop.
969
00:41:06,901 --> 00:41:08,436
You've been talking
about going on the date
970
00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:11,339
non fucking stop
and the dinner won't--
971
00:41:11,439 --> 00:41:13,641
like, literally
won't be fun if you want
972
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:15,977
to have gone
on a date instead.
973
00:41:16,077 --> 00:41:17,345
No, it's gonna--
974
00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:19,046
So, I don't even
wanna do a dinner
975
00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:20,815
-if it's not gonna be fun.
-It's gonna be-- can-- Okay.
976
00:41:20,915 --> 00:41:22,149
-Sara, realistically--
-What?
977
00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:24,118
--can you picture you and I
978
00:41:24,218 --> 00:41:25,519
not having a good time,
sitting,
979
00:41:25,619 --> 00:41:27,088
stuffing our faces
together and drinking
980
00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:28,222
your mom's shitty wine?
981
00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:29,489
Well, no, I really, really--
982
00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:30,758
That's what I want.
983
00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:32,560
And it's gonna
happen because I--
984
00:41:32,927 --> 00:41:35,396
I'm not even cut up--
This is a-- This is a guy.
985
00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:37,231
Have you ever
known Naomi Parsons
986
00:41:37,331 --> 00:41:40,101
to be caught up over a dude?
Be honest. Like, it's not--
987
00:41:40,201 --> 00:41:42,003
- Once in a while.
- Truly not a problem.
988
00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:43,871
-Yeah.
-Reed's not going anywhere.
989
00:41:43,971 --> 00:41:45,506
I'll hang out
with him another time.
990
00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:46,774
We are gonna have
our dinner tomorrow
991
00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:48,876
and I'm so excited. Um...
992
00:41:49,744 --> 00:41:52,580
Also, like, that means
I get to go to the Co-op
993
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,416
and get groceries, which
is like-- you know I love
994
00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:56,851
-that shit.
-Oh, my God, I love the Co-op
995
00:41:56,951 --> 00:41:58,819
-so much.
-I love going to the Co-op.
996
00:41:58,919 --> 00:42:00,654
It's also, like,,
that's kind of, like,
997
00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:03,257
the only human contact
I have in my life right now.
998
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,092
-So, it's like, I can't wait--
-You'r ready.
999
00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:06,394
-- to go get some groceries,
1000
00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:09,397
hang out with my--
my Co-op people.
1001
00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:11,532
Um, I'm gonna get
some wine too.
1002
00:42:11,632 --> 00:42:13,200
Okay, but text me
about what you want to get
1003
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,002
because obviously
I want to be a part of, like,
1004
00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:16,570
-the cooking and stuff.
-Wait, should we just decide
1005
00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:18,139
right now?
1006
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,776
Yeah. Okay.
So, get, like, some vegetables
1007
00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:24,412
that look really
good or seem special.
1008
00:42:24,513 --> 00:42:27,815
And then, cheese!
1009
00:42:27,915 --> 00:42:29,518
-Wine.
-We have to do
1010
00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:30,951
the cheese plate.
We have to do the cheese plate.
1011
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:32,987
-Yeah, that was so good.
-I'm gonna get--
1012
00:42:33,487 --> 00:42:34,688
You-- You're gonna
make me do it.
1013
00:42:34,789 --> 00:42:37,725
I'm gonna get
a triple cream brie.
1014
00:42:37,825 --> 00:42:39,693
Please! Like, that--
Get that one we got last--
1015
00:42:39,794 --> 00:42:41,695
I took a photo of the label.
I'll send it to you.
1016
00:42:41,796 --> 00:42:42,863
Yeah, text it to me.
1017
00:42:42,963 --> 00:42:45,066
Okay, yay. Okay. I'm excited!
1018
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,635
Um, I'm excited too.
I can't wait to see you.
1019
00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:48,936
-Um...
-Me too.
1020
00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:51,439
Love you so
much and see ya soon. Ah!
1021
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:52,673
Okay. Love you, bye.
1022
00:42:52,773 --> 00:42:53,974
Love you, bye!
1023
00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:10,224
♪ Older now
make a little more pesos ♪
1024
00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:12,359
♪ But I keep it a secret
don't show the bank roll ♪
1025
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,095
♪ Got no allegiance to Jesus,
he's too facetious ♪
1026
00:43:14,195 --> 00:43:15,863
♪ I'm beaming
cuz when I'm dreaming ♪
1027
00:43:15,963 --> 00:43:17,498
♪ I'm seeing what
I believe in, eh ♪
1028
00:43:17,598 --> 00:43:19,534
♪ I got a demon brain ♪
1029
00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:07,248
Hey, Naomi!
1030
00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:16,457
Oh, hey! How's it goin'?
1031
00:44:16,558 --> 00:44:17,592
Hey, how are you?
1032
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,126
Um, you know, I've been better.
1033
00:44:19,226 --> 00:44:21,195
I'm eating macaroni
and cheese, uh, directly out
1034
00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:23,063
of the pot so I think
that says a little somethin'
1035
00:44:23,164 --> 00:44:24,865
about, uh, where
my head's at right now.
1036
00:44:24,965 --> 00:44:26,834
Um, but how are you?
1037
00:44:26,934 --> 00:44:28,836
Ah, doin' all right.
1038
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:33,073
Hey, listen. I been
thinkin' a lot about your,
1039
00:44:33,174 --> 00:44:34,975
uh, situation.
1040
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:40,114
Uh, I think you should
just be honest with yourself.
1041
00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:42,883
No reason to sneak around.
1042
00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:46,921
You clearly want to hang
out with this guy, you know?
1043
00:44:47,755 --> 00:44:50,958
So, just put your foot down.
Life is short.
1044
00:44:52,561 --> 00:44:53,861
Yeah.
1045
00:44:58,065 --> 00:45:01,202
You're right. And, like,
I think in an ideal world,
1046
00:45:01,302 --> 00:45:02,836
I would have, like,
a best friend and roommate,
1047
00:45:02,937 --> 00:45:04,872
who I could be
honest with about things
1048
00:45:04,972 --> 00:45:06,675
without expecting
some kind of, like,
1049
00:45:06,774 --> 00:45:07,808
passive aggressive backlash.
1050
00:45:07,908 --> 00:45:09,910
Um, you're absolutely right.
1051
00:45:10,978 --> 00:45:12,746
Everybody's right.
1052
00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:16,984
I appreciate
you thinking about it.
1053
00:45:17,084 --> 00:45:18,419
Yeah.
1054
00:45:18,786 --> 00:45:22,756
Um, thank you. I'm gonna
to go put this into a bowl
1055
00:45:22,856 --> 00:45:25,893
and sit on the couch and
eat it, um, to maintain some
1056
00:45:25,993 --> 00:45:28,028
semblance of normalcy
and feel like I'm not spiraling
1057
00:45:28,128 --> 00:45:29,997
out of control,
but again, thank you so much.
1058
00:45:30,097 --> 00:45:33,267
Um, have a good
rest of your day.
1059
00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:34,536
Yeah, you too.
1060
00:45:34,636 --> 00:45:35,570
All right. Awesome.
Bye, little one!
1061
00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:20,715
Hello-- Ooh. Girl.
1062
00:46:20,814 --> 00:46:23,317
-Oh! Ah, are we drinkin'?
-Yeah. Oh--
1063
00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:24,818
Oh!
1064
00:46:24,918 --> 00:46:27,221
- Hey. Hoo.
- Cheers, y'all!
1065
00:46:27,321 --> 00:46:29,189
Hey y'all.
1066
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:31,626
Look at us. What's up?
1067
00:46:31,726 --> 00:46:33,093
I somehow thought that you--
1068
00:46:33,193 --> 00:46:34,763
You were gonna
ignore that we were--
1069
00:46:34,862 --> 00:46:36,430
You know,
I sent the Zoom request--
1070
00:46:36,531 --> 00:46:38,299
-I was close, but...
-Yeah, I felt you weren't--
1071
00:46:38,399 --> 00:46:39,867
'Cause you didn't
respond to the text messages.
1072
00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,703
I had to put on a shirt!
1073
00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:42,870
To respond to texts?
1074
00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:44,238
Mentally, yeah.
1075
00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:46,140
It's a state of mind.
1076
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,576
I will say that I am desperate
for human contact right now,
1077
00:46:48,677 --> 00:46:50,210
so I am
thrilled that you called--
1078
00:46:50,311 --> 00:46:53,548
I'll take what I can get.
Um, I have a reason.
1079
00:46:53,648 --> 00:46:57,151
So. Okay, I saw online,
on Twitter, whatever,
1080
00:46:57,251 --> 00:47:00,622
that apparently
Carson Wentz is mixed.
1081
00:47:00,722 --> 00:47:02,757
You know who he is? So,
he's a Eagles football player.
1082
00:47:02,890 --> 00:47:04,425
So, I look into this, right?
1083
00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:06,226
The tweet disappears 'cause
you know how Twitter be.
1084
00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,128
And it turns out
that I had misread
1085
00:47:08,228 --> 00:47:10,431
and that wasn't true at all.
Or I just can't read.
1086
00:47:10,532 --> 00:47:14,803
Actually, it turns
out Pete Wentz is Black.
1087
00:47:14,902 --> 00:47:17,971
Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy!
1088
00:47:18,072 --> 00:47:19,873
Did you know this?
1089
00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:22,009
He's half-Jamaican.
1090
00:47:22,109 --> 00:47:23,645
That story had so many
turns in it.
1091
00:47:23,745 --> 00:47:25,079
Are you guys
just being pretentious
1092
00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:27,014
or did you actually know this?
'Cause--
1093
00:47:27,114 --> 00:47:29,183
Wait.
I have crazy news. Wait.
1094
00:47:29,283 --> 00:47:32,853
Did you know that Mariah Carey
is half-Black?
1095
00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:34,388
See, Khadijah,
that's why a little bit,
1096
00:47:34,488 --> 00:47:36,256
I was like,
"I hope she doesn't answer,"
1097
00:47:36,357 --> 00:47:37,958
'cause I knew she's gonna
say some smart-ass shit.
1098
00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:40,961
That's why. That's--
1099
00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:42,363
You don't have
to be disrespectful to me.
1100
00:47:42,463 --> 00:47:44,231
I just came
here with some words
1101
00:47:44,331 --> 00:47:47,468
-to share with my friends--
-I can't-- I cannot.
1102
00:47:47,569 --> 00:47:49,103
It was a shocker
because when I thought
1103
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:50,805
about the music
and then him, I said,
1104
00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:52,507
"Girl, why didn't
you think that before?"
1105
00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:54,375
That's what I'm saying,
so I wanted to share that.
1106
00:47:54,475 --> 00:47:56,243
I should've called my white
friends. That's what
1107
00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:58,212
I should've done 'cause they
would've been like, "Oh,
1108
00:47:58,312 --> 00:47:59,714
you always tell us somethin'
we didn't know."
1109
00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:00,981
You just, "I should've
1110
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:02,349
called my white
friends"-ed us.
1111
00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:04,184
I oughtta kick you
out the zoo.
1112
00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:06,220
I feel like, okay, you have to
take into consideration
1113
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,055
the current political climate.
Like,
1114
00:48:08,155 --> 00:48:09,791
-are they gonna to be, like,
-Don't bring that in.
1115
00:48:09,923 --> 00:48:12,426
actually thrilled to be like,
"Oh, my God, Pete Wentz, yeah,
1116
00:48:12,527 --> 00:48:14,562
half-Black." Or are they just,
like, patronizing you?
1117
00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:16,130
You know what? How are y'all?
1118
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:17,898
How are you doing?
1119
00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:20,535
We're doin' okay. I'm okay.
Wait, you guys taking
1120
00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:23,203
care of yourselves?
I miss you. This is horrible.
1121
00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:26,006
On a scale of, like,
one to 10,
1122
00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:29,009
I'd say I'm doing six,
which is good considering--
1123
00:48:29,109 --> 00:48:30,512
That's like pandemic good.
1124
00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:31,912
Yeah. I think that's really,
1125
00:48:32,012 --> 00:48:33,548
really good. It-- It--
1126
00:48:33,648 --> 00:48:35,583
What are the protests
like in L.A. right now?
1127
00:48:35,683 --> 00:48:40,220
Uh, you know, I went to
one and, um, it is definitely
1128
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,156
a mix of people
who are there,
1129
00:48:42,256 --> 00:48:44,458
who really care, you know?
1130
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:47,294
People who are really trying
to be a part of the change.
1131
00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:49,564
And then you have people
who are definitely
1132
00:48:49,664 --> 00:48:51,699
there because they need
to take some pictures.
1133
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,902
So, it's really sifting
through that. We actually,
1134
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:57,070
um, you know,
went to one, me and Khadijah,
1135
00:48:57,171 --> 00:48:59,239
where it actually wound up
1136
00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:01,442
being a music video
instead of just a protest.
1137
00:49:01,543 --> 00:49:02,844
So, that was really...
1138
00:49:02,943 --> 00:49:04,945
There was a girl
I'll never forget--
1139
00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:06,346
Oh, yeah.
1140
00:49:06,447 --> 00:49:08,148
She got on the mic,
and I was like,
1141
00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:09,884
"All right, here we go. Like--
1142
00:49:09,983 --> 00:49:11,653
- Yeah--
- People are gonna speak from
1143
00:49:11,753 --> 00:49:13,987
their heart. And then she
started singing, I think,
1144
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:17,257
"We Are the World"
by Michael Jackson.
1145
00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:19,661
And then that folded
into a Whitney Houston song.
1146
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:23,030
And then that folded
into "Fly Like an Eagle."
1147
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:25,332
And then that folded into--
She just wanted to sing!
1148
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,234
And then remember that
one girl that wouldn't wear
1149
00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:29,102
a mask and she was
over there being cute.
1150
00:49:29,203 --> 00:49:31,338
Like, "Oh, my God.
Why do I need to wear a mask?
1151
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:33,808
Um, like, I'm just
at a protest with a bunch
1152
00:49:33,908 --> 00:49:36,176
of Black people who are
the most marginalized group
1153
00:49:36,276 --> 00:49:38,278
here during this pandemic."
1154
00:49:38,378 --> 00:49:40,147
She to me was like,
"Basically, you should just
1155
00:49:40,247 --> 00:49:41,549
be happy that I'm out here."
1156
00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:43,183
And I was like,
"You could go home."
1157
00:49:43,283 --> 00:49:44,886
And her and all
her friends were like,
1158
00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:46,019
"Put on your mask, it's okay."
1159
00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:47,354
And she was like, "Fine."
1160
00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:48,790
So, that's the climate in L.A.
1161
00:49:48,890 --> 00:49:50,257
What's it like there?
1162
00:49:50,357 --> 00:49:52,092
Now I feel like I'm
bragging 'cause I went
1163
00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:53,795
to a protest and, like, the
only issue I had with it is,
1164
00:49:53,895 --> 00:49:56,129
I mean, obviously, A, the
police were just beatin' people
1165
00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:57,932
-up with reckless abandon.
-Yeah.
1166
00:49:58,031 --> 00:50:02,002
And B, it was like,
um, I was alone, you know?
1167
00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:03,605
Like, my roommate
is still in Florida.
1168
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:05,907
So, I was just, like, by
myself. But also, I don't know.
1169
00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:07,842
I was watching
people get, like,
1170
00:50:07,942 --> 00:50:09,343
batoned and
pushed over by the cops.
1171
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,078
And, like, random people
who didn't even know them
1172
00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:13,146
coming and, like, scooping
them up and helping them.
1173
00:50:13,247 --> 00:50:14,616
And, like, asking
if they need water
1174
00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,049
and asking if
they need, like, medical care.
1175
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:17,351
It was really beautiful.
1176
00:50:17,451 --> 00:50:19,152
New York comes
together when it has to.
1177
00:50:19,253 --> 00:50:20,889
And everyone
was wearing a mask.
1178
00:50:20,989 --> 00:50:23,791
I wish you weren't by
yourself. That's scary to me.
1179
00:50:23,892 --> 00:50:26,159
Yeah, it's weird.
It's been... Nice.
1180
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,461
Oh, that face.
1181
00:50:27,562 --> 00:50:28,963
Y'all mind if
I pop off real fast?
1182
00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:31,131
Y'all mind if
I pop off real fast?
1183
00:50:31,231 --> 00:50:32,734
Honey, welcome
to the Red table.
1184
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:34,636
I can't!
1185
00:50:36,270 --> 00:50:38,071
What's on your mind,
girlfriend?
1186
00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:40,542
Okay, so, um...
1187
00:50:41,341 --> 00:50:43,076
So, she's been gone
and I miss her, obviously.
1188
00:50:43,176 --> 00:50:44,546
She's my best
friend in the whole world.
1189
00:50:44,646 --> 00:50:47,047
And, like, I've known
her for so long but she--
1190
00:50:47,147 --> 00:50:48,750
I've been talking to this guy--
1191
00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:50,618
Yeah, you said. You told
us about the other day--
1192
00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:52,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reed.
We still are talking.
1193
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:56,156
And he's, like, great.
1194
00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:57,959
So, what's the deal?
Are you guys gonna, like,
1195
00:50:58,058 --> 00:50:59,827
meet up soon?
1196
00:50:59,928 --> 00:51:01,529
We-- Okay.
We talked last night.
1197
00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:05,332
And we made kind of a solid
plan to hang out, right?
1198
00:51:05,432 --> 00:51:08,235
I was really excited.
Feeling myself.
1199
00:51:08,636 --> 00:51:10,437
And then right
before I went to bed,
1200
00:51:10,538 --> 00:51:13,407
I got a text from Sara.
"I'm coming back on Friday."
1201
00:51:13,508 --> 00:51:16,410
In two days on Friday. She's
giving you two days notice?
1202
00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:18,012
Yeah, she told
me this Wednesday.
1203
00:51:18,111 --> 00:51:20,280
And, like, Sara
and I had plans to have
1204
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:22,684
this big elaborate,
like, welcome back dinner,
1205
00:51:22,784 --> 00:51:25,720
which I assume is going
to take place on Friday night
1206
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:27,522
'cause that's when
she would be coming back.
1207
00:51:27,622 --> 00:51:29,958
Do you think I should
reschedule with Reed
1208
00:51:30,058 --> 00:51:31,391
and just save
myself the headache
1209
00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:33,061
of her being pissed about it?
1210
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,896
Or what? What do I do?
Like, I--
1211
00:51:34,996 --> 00:51:37,364
Did you just
hear yourself talk!?
1212
00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:40,668
I'm not even gon' say nothin'
1213
00:51:40,768 --> 00:51:43,136
because let me tell
you something, Naomi.
1214
00:51:43,236 --> 00:51:44,973
Like, I know
that's your friend and all
1215
00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:52,179
but, like... Like, I don't--
Like, I just feel like...
1216
00:51:54,348 --> 00:51:56,283
You know, that girl's
not my type of people.
1217
00:51:56,383 --> 00:51:58,218
I'mma just say that. Can I--
1218
00:51:58,318 --> 00:51:59,887
'Cause I feel like
I shouldn't say that much
1219
00:51:59,988 --> 00:52:01,355
because I...
1220
00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:03,091
Lyssa doesn't
want to say that much.
1221
00:52:03,223 --> 00:52:04,859
And Lyssa doesn't
have to say that much.
1222
00:52:04,959 --> 00:52:07,095
So, I will say it.
She stinks!
1223
00:52:07,194 --> 00:52:10,565
Every time you talk about her,
there's some sort of problem.
1224
00:52:10,665 --> 00:52:12,800
-Not stinks--
-She stinks, man!
1225
00:52:13,835 --> 00:52:16,771
Okay. Okay.
All right.
1226
00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:19,941
Well, I'mma-- I'm gonna
piggyback off of what--
1227
00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:22,110
It's all in
the open now, let's just--
1228
00:52:22,209 --> 00:52:23,511
Yeah, I mean-- I-- 'Cause we--
1229
00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:24,879
Me and Khadijah
talked about this--
1230
00:52:24,979 --> 00:52:26,547
Popcorn. Pop to Lyssa.
1231
00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:28,650
We've talked about
this before, me and Khadijah.
1232
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,752
And you are our friend so we
don't want to talk about,
1233
00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:34,589
you know, like, your friend.
But I just want to say to you,
1234
00:52:34,689 --> 00:52:37,892
you know, you don't have
to stay friends with someone
1235
00:52:37,992 --> 00:52:39,393
just because you're
friends with someone.
1236
00:52:39,493 --> 00:52:42,664
You don't have to do that.
1237
00:52:42,764 --> 00:52:44,398
Oop.
1238
00:52:44,498 --> 00:52:45,900
I'm just sayin'--
1239
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:46,801
Why you always
gotta say something
1240
00:52:46,901 --> 00:52:48,803
that cuts so deep?
1241
00:52:48,903 --> 00:52:52,439
I don't like Sara,
really, if I can be honest.
1242
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:54,408
Like, well,
as a person, it's not--
1243
00:52:54,509 --> 00:52:56,309
It's just like, she just--
Every time you bring her up,
1244
00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:58,245
it's always stuff like this.
1245
00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:02,150
Like, she's so, just
exhausting and time-consuming.
1246
00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:05,485
Like, you need
to put rules on some
1247
00:53:05,586 --> 00:53:08,556
of your friendships,
too, if that makes sense.
1248
00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:12,126
Like, she can't just
keep ruining your schedule
1249
00:53:12,225 --> 00:53:14,227
and taking up
your space and your energy
1250
00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,630
and controlling
your life. Like,
1251
00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:17,364
we would talk about
a guy like this
1252
00:53:17,464 --> 00:53:19,100
and be like,
"Who does he think he is?"
1253
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:20,968
And you also
should be able to feel safe
1254
00:53:21,069 --> 00:53:23,370
telling her that,
"Hey, girl,
1255
00:53:23,470 --> 00:53:26,074
um, I'm hanging
out with this guy I just met."
1256
00:53:26,174 --> 00:53:28,308
Because if you told one
of us that, we would be like,
1257
00:53:28,408 --> 00:53:30,511
"Oh, girl,
go get you some dick."
1258
00:53:30,611 --> 00:53:33,181
But she really
wants to consume
1259
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,149
all of your time and space.
1260
00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:37,051
And those are all
of my words that lead
1261
00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:39,252
into Khadijah's
point which is--
1262
00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:40,855
Ah, she a-stink!
1263
00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:42,190
I just--
1264
00:53:42,857 --> 00:53:44,391
I get where
you guys are coming from.
1265
00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:48,696
And how do you let
go of something that has
1266
00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:52,399
been so good
to you for so many years?
1267
00:53:52,499 --> 00:53:54,635
Or how do you even
come to terms that maybe--
1268
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:56,403
With the fact that,
like, maybe it hasn't been
1269
00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:58,005
that good for
you for that many--
1270
00:53:58,106 --> 00:53:59,607
I don't--
1271
00:53:59,707 --> 00:54:01,642
I think it's the latter.
1272
00:54:01,743 --> 00:54:03,678
It's soundin' a lot
more like the latter.
1273
00:54:03,778 --> 00:54:05,747
If you keep trying,
trying, trying, right?
1274
00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:08,583
It's like you're
two glasses of water--
1275
00:54:08,683 --> 00:54:11,018
Follow me-- Right?
And that's friendship, right?
1276
00:54:11,119 --> 00:54:12,653
I'm here. I'm here--
1277
00:54:12,754 --> 00:54:14,756
You fill-- You help
fill each other up, right?
1278
00:54:14,856 --> 00:54:17,290
But if there's
a hole in the other glass
1279
00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:19,660
and you keep filling,
filling, filling,
1280
00:54:19,761 --> 00:54:21,763
that glass is sucking
everything out.
1281
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:24,464
There's nothing left
to give back to you.
1282
00:54:24,565 --> 00:54:26,200
-You know what I mean?
-Yes.
1283
00:54:26,299 --> 00:54:27,702
That was beautiful.
1284
00:54:27,802 --> 00:54:29,369
-When you do metaphors--
-That was beautiful--
1285
00:54:29,469 --> 00:54:30,805
-- you're like...
1286
00:54:30,905 --> 00:54:32,573
I be tryin'.
I be tryin', you know?
1287
00:54:32,673 --> 00:54:34,407
Sometimes I'm like,
I know you got a comm degree,
1288
00:54:34,509 --> 00:54:36,409
but you could have also
double-minored in philosophy.
1289
00:54:36,511 --> 00:54:37,879
-You know what I mean?
-I don't really think
1290
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:40,248
I could have,
'cause all my metaphors,
1291
00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:42,750
they start with glasses.
It's just--
1292
00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:44,451
No.
1293
00:54:44,552 --> 00:54:46,254
If you start a metaphor
with a glass or two of water,
1294
00:54:46,353 --> 00:54:47,922
you'll find
your way to the end.
1295
00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:51,391
I just think that right now,
you can just, like,
1296
00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:53,594
cut out the fat
because the fat
1297
00:54:53,694 --> 00:54:57,497
is not really helpful
moving forward.
1298
00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:59,567
Part of the reason I call
you guys is because I can
1299
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,736
trust you guys
and I love you guys.
1300
00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,237
And I don't
really have too much space
1301
00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:04,972
for anything else.
1302
00:55:05,072 --> 00:55:06,674
Look at the world right now.
1303
00:55:06,774 --> 00:55:09,043
How much space
and time do you have,
1304
00:55:09,143 --> 00:55:10,745
for people who are not...
1305
00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:12,947
helping you, like--
1306
00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:15,116
I get it.
And you know what?
1307
00:55:15,216 --> 00:55:18,351
I'm gonna take what
y'all said into consideration.
1308
00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:21,354
We got to
consideration, what an honor.
1309
00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:22,890
Next time. De--
Definitely next time.
1310
00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:25,392
Like, this time, I'm
for sure gonna have to just,
1311
00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:29,230
bite the bullet
and, like, reschedule my shit
1312
00:55:29,329 --> 00:55:30,932
'cause I'm not
mentally prepared to deal--
1313
00:55:31,032 --> 00:55:34,334
We spent all this time
for you to not listen to us?
1314
00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:38,239
Wait a minute.
No. I didn't sign up for that.
1315
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:39,339
Naomi!
1316
00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:41,542
Listen. Personal growth is--
1317
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,010
It's not a marathon.
1318
00:55:43,110 --> 00:55:45,112
-Well, it is--
-It is--
1319
00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:48,082
Personal growth is a marathon.
It's not a sprint. Okay?
1320
00:55:48,182 --> 00:55:49,449
Can you give me
a frickin' break?
1321
00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:50,985
You said--
You said the wrong thing
1322
00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:52,820
because you know you're wrong!
Sprint it!
1323
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,757
Take a performance-enhancing
drug and run, kid!
1324
00:55:56,858 --> 00:55:58,893
Maybe this is,
like, the one last time
1325
00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:01,095
that I just reschedule so
I don't have to deal with it.
1326
00:56:01,195 --> 00:56:03,731
And then in a couple days,
we can have this conversation
1327
00:56:03,831 --> 00:56:06,167
and I'll move out, or I'll do
whatever I have to do.
1328
00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:07,568
-And we can just--
-No, no, no.
1329
00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:09,604
Because it's not
gonna be the last time.
1330
00:56:09,704 --> 00:56:11,438
You have to just
rip the Band-Aid off.
1331
00:56:11,539 --> 00:56:13,241
You are trying
to peel it off slowly
1332
00:56:13,341 --> 00:56:15,042
and you've been
doing that for a really
1333
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:17,778
long time with this girl.
Once again, I don't know her.
1334
00:56:17,879 --> 00:56:19,446
But I don't
really like her like that.
1335
00:56:19,547 --> 00:56:21,315
So, I would love
to not be stressed out
1336
00:56:21,414 --> 00:56:23,985
by the conversation
about her, you know?
1337
00:56:24,085 --> 00:56:25,853
Yeah, I wanna
1338
00:56:25,953 --> 00:56:28,455
have stressful conversations
about, like, Reed texts.
1339
00:56:28,556 --> 00:56:30,791
Let's do that instead.
That seems so much more fun.
1340
00:56:30,892 --> 00:56:32,326
I want--
I wanted to talk about how
1341
00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:33,728
Pete Wentz was mixed.
1342
00:56:33,828 --> 00:56:35,596
And here we are
talking about Sara.
1343
00:56:35,696 --> 00:56:38,633
Lyssa, I got one for you.
Vin Diesel's Black.
1344
00:56:39,267 --> 00:56:40,868
Is she lyin'?
1345
00:56:40,968 --> 00:56:42,069
Lemme look this up.
1346
00:56:42,169 --> 00:56:43,237
Lyssa. Lyssa.
1347
00:56:44,739 --> 00:56:46,540
-Wait, are y'all serious?
-What?
1348
00:56:46,641 --> 00:56:48,542
- Vin Diesel's Black.
- To me, Barney was Black.
1349
00:56:48,643 --> 00:56:51,444
And also Arthur
from the TV show, Arthur.
1350
00:56:51,545 --> 00:56:54,447
The Brain is also Black.
The Brain celebrates Kwanzaa.
1351
00:56:54,815 --> 00:56:56,751
I actually think everyone in--
1352
00:56:56,851 --> 00:56:58,619
in the Arthur Universe
is Black,
1353
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,453
except for Binky,
who is Dominican.
1354
00:57:00,554 --> 00:57:03,024
Binky is Dominican
or Cape Verdean.
1355
00:57:03,124 --> 00:57:05,293
Okay, let's take it easy.
1356
00:57:05,393 --> 00:57:06,794
I'm sorry,
1357
00:57:06,894 --> 00:57:09,063
but Binky is high
yellow Cape Verdean.
1358
00:57:09,163 --> 00:57:12,967
That's why he's yellow.
'Cause Binky's high yellow!
1359
00:57:13,067 --> 00:57:15,569
Wow!
1360
00:57:15,670 --> 00:57:17,605
Did you guys know Kimora
Lee Simmons was half-Black--
1361
00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:19,340
I can't really have fun
on my own, can't I?
1362
00:57:19,439 --> 00:57:20,741
-Lyssa.
-We gotta let--
1363
00:57:23,244 --> 00:57:25,146
I'm gonna duck out before
she realizes that Barack Obama
1364
00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:27,114
is Black.
I love you both--
1365
00:57:27,214 --> 00:57:28,950
- Hey, what?
- Thank you guys so much
1366
00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:30,584
for talking to me.
I will do my best
1367
00:57:30,685 --> 00:57:31,886
and I'm not
making any promises.
1368
00:57:31,986 --> 00:57:33,154
So, the next time we talk,
don't--
1369
00:57:33,254 --> 00:57:34,322
don't come for me.
1370
00:57:34,422 --> 00:57:35,690
All right?
1371
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:38,726
Bye.
1372
00:57:38,826 --> 00:57:40,294
All right.
I love you both. Bye.
1373
00:57:40,394 --> 00:57:42,263
Love you. Bye!
1374
00:57:42,363 --> 00:57:44,799
Bye.
1375
00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:12,492
Did you just flush the toilet?
1376
00:58:12,593 --> 00:58:14,562
What, you-- you heard that?
1377
00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:16,697
Are you-- Yeah.
1378
00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:19,800
Oh, fuck. Uh, let's pretend--
You know what?
1379
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,569
Let's not even pretend 'cause
I'm just gonna go ahead
1380
00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:23,371
and say it:
you got a séance going on
1381
00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:24,472
in your place right now.
1382
00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:25,639
Okay. Okay.
1383
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,575
I am in my frickin' feelings.
1384
00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,210
I think I deserve
to light a candle--
1385
00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:31,645
I feel like you--
you're summoning the devil.
1386
00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:34,382
That feels
a little like it goes
1387
00:58:34,482 --> 00:58:36,083
against my religious roots.
1388
00:58:36,183 --> 00:58:38,719
And I don't super appreciate
it, but also if I summon
1389
00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:40,955
the devil,
then I guess we'll just chill.
1390
00:58:41,055 --> 00:58:43,190
I got a couple bottles of wine.
I'll crack 'em open.
1391
00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:45,926
Okay. Now, that's just
hanging out and fun now.
1392
00:58:46,027 --> 00:58:48,662
Yeah, chillin'.
What's your night been like?
1393
00:58:48,763 --> 00:58:52,533
Oh, my God,
it's been so fucking boring.
1394
00:58:52,633 --> 00:58:55,369
I was, um... So,
you know I've been freelancing
1395
00:58:55,469 --> 00:58:56,837
-with that guy I told you--
-Yeah.
1396
00:58:56,937 --> 00:58:58,072
about, editing
his video or whatever?
1397
00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,473
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1398
00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:01,208
Like a Zoom meeting.
And he stood up.
1399
00:59:01,308 --> 00:59:03,044
And, you know,
you're expecting me to say
1400
00:59:03,144 --> 00:59:04,812
this dude's hog was out.
That's not what happened.
1401
00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:08,616
He stands up and he's
in his boxer shorts.
1402
00:59:08,716 --> 00:59:11,652
And so, I was like,
"Okay, that's kind of weird,
1403
00:59:11,752 --> 00:59:13,387
kind of funny but
at least he's not like--
1404
00:59:13,487 --> 00:59:15,022
I'm not seeing
this dude's shwangus."
1405
00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,724
- And he stands--
- Sure, sure, his meat--
1406
00:59:16,824 --> 00:59:18,893
The meat is-- is in the pants.
1407
00:59:18,993 --> 00:59:20,895
-The meat is contained.
-Yes.
1408
00:59:20,995 --> 00:59:23,998
Um, but he stands up and he
hits the corner of the desk.
1409
00:59:24,098 --> 00:59:25,766
And he lets out the most
1410
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:28,436
insane yelp I've ever
heard in my life. It's--
1411
00:59:28,537 --> 00:59:30,104
-Dude!
-It was so--
1412
00:59:30,204 --> 00:59:32,339
He freaking bunned his weiner.
I would do the same thing!
1413
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,909
Bunned his wiener.
1414
00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:38,312
How's your day been?
1415
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,714
I mean...
1416
00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:44,185
Can we talk
about something quick?
1417
00:59:44,752 --> 00:59:45,753
Go ahead.
1418
00:59:45,853 --> 00:59:48,557
Um, literally right after
1419
00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:50,925
we made solid plans last night,
1420
00:59:51,025 --> 00:59:52,893
Sara texted me
and was like,
1421
00:59:54,295 --> 00:59:55,530
she's coming back tomorrow.
1422
00:59:55,629 --> 00:59:57,465
And we have
been talking for, like,
1423
00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,467
a couple of days
about when she gets back,
1424
00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:01,135
we were going to do
this whole elaborate
1425
01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:03,337
welcome back dinner.
I'm going to go to the Co-op.
1426
01:00:03,437 --> 01:00:04,638
I'm going to get groceries.
1427
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:08,109
And let's say...
1428
01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:11,612
it seems like the time
1429
01:00:11,712 --> 01:00:13,914
that we would be
doing that would be
1430
01:00:14,014 --> 01:00:16,817
dinner time tomorrow,
which also seems, like,
1431
01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,587
maybe the time
that we would be hanging.
1432
01:00:18,686 --> 01:00:20,154
-Yeah.
-And I thought like,
1433
01:00:20,254 --> 01:00:22,456
"Oh, maybe I could--
We could do, like, a day hang.
1434
01:00:22,557 --> 01:00:23,924
And then
I could, like, you know,
1435
01:00:24,024 --> 01:00:25,527
have the welcome back
dinner in the evening.
1436
01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:27,862
But it's like,
what if our day hang turns
1437
01:00:27,962 --> 01:00:29,630
into and evening hang,
you know?
1438
01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:31,432
So, I'd rather just hang out
on a day that we have,
1439
01:00:31,533 --> 01:00:33,234
like, all the time
in the world.
1440
01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:37,037
Um, and I also don't want
to deal with her
1441
01:00:37,138 --> 01:00:39,640
being passive
aggressive towards me.
1442
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:42,611
Sure. And she'd
be angry about that?
1443
01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:44,111
Like, us hanging out?
1444
01:00:44,211 --> 01:00:45,779
No, she's not--
She wouldn't be mad.
1445
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,148
Like, mad is the wrong word.
It's just like,
1446
01:00:47,248 --> 01:00:50,985
I just don't feel
like dealing with that.
1447
01:00:51,085 --> 01:00:52,853
And I also don't
want her to have to deal
1448
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,623
with that after,
like, months of being away.
1449
01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:55,856
-Like, she deserves a good
-Sure.
1450
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:56,924
Night first night back,
you know?
1451
01:00:57,024 --> 01:00:59,059
And I also just-- I don't--
1452
01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:03,998
I haven't
walked on eggshells in...
1453
01:01:05,499 --> 01:01:06,800
like, since she's been gone.
1454
01:01:07,168 --> 01:01:09,436
It's, like, not that I don't
know which eggshells
1455
01:01:09,538 --> 01:01:11,772
to step on, you know? Like,
I've been walking on eggshells
1456
01:01:11,872 --> 01:01:13,508
for our whole friendship.
And I know where to put
1457
01:01:13,608 --> 01:01:15,743
my feet. Right? Like, there's
some quail shells, right?
1458
01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,378
They're, like, feeble,
they're weak, they shatter.
1459
01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:19,847
There is, on the other
hand, like, an emu shell,
1460
01:01:19,947 --> 01:01:21,315
an ostrich shell,
like, it's thicker.
1461
01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:23,150
And you want to
step there to avoid, like--
1462
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,818
crushing all these little
1463
01:01:24,919 --> 01:01:26,555
egg-- Oh, my God.
This is so stupid.
1464
01:01:26,655 --> 01:01:28,289
I can't believe
this came out of my mouth.
1465
01:01:29,658 --> 01:01:31,058
You know what?
1466
01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:34,195
I'm coming over.
1467
01:01:36,230 --> 01:01:38,766
Naomi,
I am coming over tonight.
1468
01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,636
What are you talking about?
1469
01:01:41,735 --> 01:01:43,771
Coming over where?
Coming over here?
1470
01:01:43,871 --> 01:01:45,773
I'm going to that séance
in your place right now.
1471
01:01:45,873 --> 01:01:48,142
-I'm coming over.
-Wait, you're serious?
1472
01:01:48,242 --> 01:01:51,478
Yeah! Uh, I mean,
if that's cool with you. Yeah.
1473
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,750
Like, you-- You're-- you're
gonna come over here, tonight?
1474
01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:58,185
Like, we're going
to hang out tonight?
1475
01:01:58,285 --> 01:02:00,087
Uh, and the situation
ideally would be
1476
01:02:00,187 --> 01:02:02,156
you would text
me your address.
1477
01:02:02,256 --> 01:02:05,259
I would show up at your place,
potentially with food.
1478
01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:07,795
And we would hang out.
1479
01:02:08,229 --> 01:02:09,330
Uh...
1480
01:02:10,831 --> 01:02:13,500
Okay, yeah, absolutely.
Um, fuck.
1481
01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:15,236
All right. Cool. Let's do it.
1482
01:02:15,336 --> 01:02:18,305
Oh, one-- one-- one--
one-- one request on my part.
1483
01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:20,841
-Yes.
-I gotta see that crazy dress.
1484
01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:23,911
Oh, dude, that was
already gonna be-- be worn.
1485
01:02:24,011 --> 01:02:25,714
It's not a problem.
1486
01:02:25,813 --> 01:02:27,014
Just text me your address
and I'll be there.
1487
01:02:27,114 --> 01:02:28,349
I gotta clean my
apartment. All right.
1488
01:02:28,449 --> 01:02:29,850
I will text right now.
1489
01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:32,419
Um, word. I will--
1490
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,154
-Cool.
-see you soon, I guess?
1491
01:02:34,255 --> 01:02:36,558
Yeah. All right. Awesome.
I'll see you soon, Naomi.
1492
01:02:36,658 --> 01:02:38,058
Oh, my God!
1493
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,886
Oh. Hey, how's it goin', Reed?
1494
01:03:08,188 --> 01:03:10,491
Oh, hey Reed.
1495
01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:13,160
Yo, what's up, Reed?
1496
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:14,529
No. No, no, no.
1497
01:03:14,629 --> 01:03:16,463
No, no, no, no, no.
1498
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:35,717
Okay. This is, um,
quarantine night 84.
1499
01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:39,320
Reed's coming over. Like,
he's coming here to my house.
1500
01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,190
Reed's coming
over to this house.
1501
01:03:44,224 --> 01:03:46,761
I-- I don't even
know how this happened
1502
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:48,462
but he's, like, on his way.
1503
01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:49,963
I don't really know the rules.
1504
01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:51,599
We're supposed
to stay six feet apart
1505
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:53,000
but he's, like, in my house.
1506
01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:55,135
Do we keep the masks on?
1507
01:03:55,235 --> 01:03:59,340
What if we hook up?
What if he's the one?
1508
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,809
What if it works out?
1509
01:04:00,908 --> 01:04:02,343
Like, what if
some random dude I met
1510
01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:05,279
on a random dating app
works out for me?
1511
01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:08,248
And we get married
and we end up together.
1512
01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:11,720
And we get an apartment
and we have little babies.
1513
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:13,320
And of course, they're brown.
1514
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:15,189
And I'm not sure
exactly which kind of brown
1515
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:17,057
because I haven't
really asked.
1516
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:19,527
And it could actually
be, like, a quarter white.
1517
01:04:19,627 --> 01:04:22,162
I'm not totally sure
how to broach that topic.
1518
01:04:22,262 --> 01:04:25,199
I'm gonna lose my mind.
I'm so excited!
1519
01:04:25,299 --> 01:04:27,101
I never get
to do spontaneous shit
1520
01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:28,969
like this when Sara's here.
1521
01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:34,875
Well, look who it is.
1522
01:04:38,078 --> 01:04:40,648
-Hey, what's up?
-Hey, nothin'...
1523
01:04:40,749 --> 01:04:42,550
How's it going?
Best friend says what?
1524
01:04:42,650 --> 01:04:44,218
What?
1525
01:04:45,085 --> 01:04:47,555
-You look good.
-Thank you.
1526
01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:51,593
I figured I'd zhuzh
myself up for myself tonight,
1527
01:04:51,693 --> 01:04:52,960
you know.
1528
01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:58,265
Yeah. Well, okay,
so I-- I've been thinking
1529
01:04:58,365 --> 01:05:02,302
about it and I feel
really uncomfortable with...
1530
01:05:03,904 --> 01:05:05,840
you having
a date in our apartment.
1531
01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:08,475
And I'm-- I'm
just, like, panicked. Like--
1532
01:05:08,576 --> 01:05:10,545
Sara, I'm-- First of all,
1533
01:05:10,978 --> 01:05:13,113
not having
a date at the apartment.
1534
01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,481
Like, he's not coming here.
1535
01:05:14,582 --> 01:05:16,651
If we go on
a date when we reschedule,
1536
01:05:16,751 --> 01:05:18,686
it's going to be outside. Like,
1537
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:21,388
I don't want
you to worry about that,
1538
01:05:21,488 --> 01:05:22,489
you know, like...
1539
01:05:22,590 --> 01:05:24,191
But if you're outside
1540
01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:26,393
and then you go inside
and then you, like,
1541
01:05:26,493 --> 01:05:28,395
touch our stuff, I feel like
you're not taking
1542
01:05:28,495 --> 01:05:31,231
it seriously. And, like,
it feels like you don't even
1543
01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:33,333
care that I could
get it from this.
1544
01:05:34,468 --> 01:05:35,770
What?
1545
01:05:35,870 --> 01:05:37,404
Are you being
serious right now?
1546
01:05:37,505 --> 01:05:39,239
Of course I'm being serious.
I'm freaked out.
1547
01:05:39,339 --> 01:05:42,577
You just said that I'm
not taking it seriously, Sara?
1548
01:05:44,011 --> 01:05:46,681
I stayed in
New York City through, like,
1549
01:05:46,781 --> 01:05:48,248
the worst of this pandem--
1550
01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:50,217
Like, you weren't here
for the refrigerator trucks
1551
01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:51,853
full of dead bodies outside.
1552
01:05:51,952 --> 01:05:53,788
You weren't--
Like, the woman at the YMCA
1553
01:05:53,888 --> 01:05:55,255
down the street fucking died.
1554
01:05:55,355 --> 01:05:56,957
She caught
coronavirus and died.
1555
01:05:57,057 --> 01:05:58,526
You know the relationship
I have with that woman.
1556
01:05:58,626 --> 01:06:00,829
She's so kind. Like,
to say that I'm not taking
1557
01:06:00,929 --> 01:06:03,263
it seriously is, like, pretty
fucked because I'm witnessing
1558
01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:05,934
the death and destruction
and just chaos all around me.
1559
01:06:06,033 --> 01:06:07,735
And for you
to say that of all people,
1560
01:06:07,836 --> 01:06:10,170
someone who was, like,
literally going out in Florida
1561
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:12,473
of all places,
to the bars, not wearing masks
1562
01:06:12,574 --> 01:06:14,174
with your friends,
just partying all night,
1563
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:15,910
getting drunk to the point
where you don't even
1564
01:06:16,009 --> 01:06:17,177
remember what
you were drinking--
1565
01:06:17,645 --> 01:06:19,514
To say that I'm not
taking this pandemic seriously
1566
01:06:19,614 --> 01:06:22,049
is like, a little bit rich,
you know what I mean?
1567
01:06:22,149 --> 01:06:24,318
Not to be rude,
but, like, come on now.
1568
01:06:24,418 --> 01:06:26,420
'Kay, I went
to a bar one fucking time.
1569
01:06:26,521 --> 01:06:29,757
And I'm sorry
I haven't been in New York
1570
01:06:29,858 --> 01:06:33,427
but I had to be with
my family, it's my family.
1571
01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:35,362
-I'm sorry. I do-- I--
-That's not what I'm saying.
1572
01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:37,197
And you don't have
to apologize for that.
1573
01:06:37,297 --> 01:06:40,033
It's just, like,
I really don't appreciate--
1574
01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:41,669
It's not my fault
people are dying.
1575
01:06:41,769 --> 01:06:44,104
It's not my fault
that it's so fucking scary.
1576
01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:45,974
And I'm sorry
I don't know what it's like
1577
01:06:46,073 --> 01:06:47,842
but I'm doing
my own thing here.
1578
01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:49,544
Things aren't good here.
1579
01:06:49,644 --> 01:06:51,111
They're not good there.
1580
01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:52,680
And that's why I don't
understand why you would say
1581
01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:54,314
that I'm not taking it
seriously when you're going
1582
01:06:54,414 --> 01:06:56,283
out in a place
that you admit is not good.
1583
01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:57,919
It doesn't make any sense.
1584
01:06:58,018 --> 01:07:00,053
You're being such
a hypocrite right now.
1585
01:07:00,153 --> 01:07:02,256
I don't understand,
1586
01:07:02,356 --> 01:07:04,124
like, why you're
yelling at me?
1587
01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:05,760
I-- This doesn't make
any fucking sense. Like--
1588
01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:07,194
I'm not yelling.
It's just like--
1589
01:07:07,294 --> 01:07:09,196
You are yelling.
You're yelling at me.
1590
01:07:09,296 --> 01:07:11,866
And it's like, I'm sorry.
You're my one fucking friend.
1591
01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:13,635
What am I supposed to do?
1592
01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:16,604
Sara.
1593
01:07:16,704 --> 01:07:18,105
-What?
-Sara.
1594
01:07:22,442 --> 01:07:26,514
Have you considered that
this is not about coronavirus?
1595
01:07:26,614 --> 01:07:28,783
Like, this is not
about the pandemic, right?
1596
01:07:28,883 --> 01:07:30,685
Because you obviously
don't care about the pandemic
1597
01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:32,319
if you're gonna go
out raging with your friends
1598
01:07:32,419 --> 01:07:34,121
at a bar in one
of the hot spots--
1599
01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:35,723
-It was one time!
-Let me finish. Let me finish.
1600
01:07:35,823 --> 01:07:37,157
It was more than one time.
1601
01:07:37,257 --> 01:07:38,760
And you know that 'cause
I'm on your close friends
1602
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,160
on your stories on Instagram.
1603
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,629
So, like, why are
you lying to me about this
1604
01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:43,363
when you know that I know
what the truth is, right?
1605
01:07:43,463 --> 01:07:45,332
Have you considered
that maybe you just don't
1606
01:07:45,432 --> 01:07:47,602
like when I do things that
maybe could not involve you?
1607
01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:49,403
Have you considered
that maybe the idea
1608
01:07:49,503 --> 01:07:51,438
of me dating this guy
means that you're not
1609
01:07:51,539 --> 01:07:53,307
going to be up my
ass all the fucking time?
1610
01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:54,809
And we're gonna
spend every second
1611
01:07:54,909 --> 01:07:56,143
of our lives together?
1612
01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:57,779
And that's been
the way that it has been
1613
01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,413
since we've known each
other for our whole friendship?
1614
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:01,716
And you are terribly
afraid of that happening?
1615
01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:04,852
I think you're being kind of
a bitch about this whole thing.
1616
01:08:04,953 --> 01:08:06,286
Sorry. I'm not
trying to be mean.
1617
01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:07,956
And I realize that saying
the word "bitch" is,
1618
01:08:08,056 --> 01:08:09,591
like, mean. And you're my best
friend in the whole world.
1619
01:08:09,691 --> 01:08:11,391
But, like, think
a little bit deeper.
1620
01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:13,595
I think you're being kind
of fucked up to me about this.
1621
01:08:15,663 --> 01:08:18,766
So, you think I'm just
in your shadow all the time?
1622
01:08:18,866 --> 01:08:20,568
You think I'm just
trying to hang out with you,
1623
01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:22,336
and you don't even
want to hang out with me?
1624
01:08:22,436 --> 01:08:23,605
That's not what I said.
1625
01:08:23,705 --> 01:08:25,506
It's just, like,
things have changed
1626
01:08:25,607 --> 01:08:27,474
and we have evolved
past who we were--
1627
01:08:27,575 --> 01:08:29,644
You have evolved!
Sure! You've evolved!
1628
01:08:29,744 --> 01:08:32,112
Congratulations.
You have a fucking boyfriend.
1629
01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,781
You have a fucking nice life!
1630
01:08:33,881 --> 01:08:36,618
I don't have a boyfriend.
I've never even met this dude.
1631
01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:39,854
I want to hang
out with him once, Sara.
1632
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:45,593
Wha-- I-- I don't--
1633
01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:50,263
I understand.
Like, okay, fine.
1634
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:52,466
I'm a fucking stunted
or whatever. And I'm like--
1635
01:08:53,467 --> 01:08:56,403
Whatever.
But I didn't think that--
1636
01:08:56,503 --> 01:08:58,106
I didn't think
that us being friends
1637
01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:00,307
was just
you being fucking bummed
1638
01:09:00,407 --> 01:09:02,242
that I want to hang out
and talk all the time.
1639
01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:03,477
I thought it was, like--
1640
01:09:03,578 --> 01:09:05,013
That's literally
not what I said.
1641
01:09:05,412 --> 01:09:07,749
Sara, I have not been
out of the house in months.
1642
01:09:07,849 --> 01:09:09,449
I've not been out
of the house in months.
1643
01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:11,451
All I want to do
is go on one date.
1644
01:09:11,552 --> 01:09:13,253
One date, where
we're six feet apart.
1645
01:09:13,353 --> 01:09:14,889
And we can't even see
each other's faces,
1646
01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:16,390
'cause we're wearing masks.
1647
01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:17,992
And I really don't think
that I'm asking that much.
1648
01:09:18,092 --> 01:09:19,459
And the fact
that you're harping on this
1649
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,696
is, like, so indicative
of how you've been
1650
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:24,231
for our whole friendship,
do you realize that?
1651
01:09:24,331 --> 01:09:26,901
Like, I feel like I can't
have anything without you.
1652
01:09:33,273 --> 01:09:34,676
So...
1653
01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:41,049
What the fuck
am I supposed to do?
1654
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,751
I think you're
supposed to get over the fact
1655
01:09:43,851 --> 01:09:45,787
that I'm gonna go
hang out with a person once.
1656
01:09:45,887 --> 01:09:47,487
I'll wash my hands
when I come home. Okay?
1657
01:09:47,588 --> 01:09:49,657
Like, I'll take my
clothes off at the door.
1658
01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:52,392
I'll-- Whatever you need me
to do, I'm doing this.
1659
01:09:52,492 --> 01:09:54,696
I'm sorry. I'm doing it.
Like...
1660
01:09:54,796 --> 01:09:57,699
You're being such a fucking
bitch. Like, this is crazy.
1661
01:09:57,799 --> 01:09:59,567
You're just gonna do
something?
1662
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,569
I guess it kind of fucking
takes one to know one, right?
1663
01:10:02,235 --> 01:10:04,271
We have so much
in common, right?
1664
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:05,573
We spend all
this time together.
1665
01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:07,175
I guess we're
both bitches, right?
1666
01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:11,378
That's-- I ordered
a pizza and it's here--
1667
01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:12,980
I was so excited
to come back--
1668
01:10:13,081 --> 01:10:15,282
I ordered a pizza and it's
here. I have to go get it.
1669
01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:16,851
I'm sorry.
I will talk to you later.
1670
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,953
No! You can't fucking go.
This is crazy--
1671
01:10:32,365 --> 01:10:33,901
- Hey!
- I brought the pizza.
1672
01:10:34,001 --> 01:10:37,370
Oh, wow. I almost
didn't believe you, but here--
1673
01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:39,372
- Cool if I come in?
- Whoa, um, come on in!
1674
01:10:39,473 --> 01:10:40,775
Cool, yeah. Okay, cool.
1675
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,643
Uh... Okay, I'll get this.
1676
01:10:43,811 --> 01:10:45,813
- Oh, it's the top lock.
- Yeah.
1677
01:10:45,913 --> 01:10:47,715
Oh, um, the--
Sorry, second to top lock.
1678
01:10:47,815 --> 01:10:49,717
- Okay. Yeah, okay.
- I-- Yeah.
1679
01:10:50,184 --> 01:10:52,319
They really should be universal
at this point. You know, like--
1680
01:10:52,419 --> 01:10:54,287
- There's-- I'll-- Yeah.
- a-- like a shower.
1681
01:10:54,387 --> 01:10:55,823
Anyway, uh...
1682
01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,059
This is crazy, right?
1683
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,460
Yeah, I can't believe--
I can't believe. This is-- Wow.
1684
01:11:00,561 --> 01:11:02,563
Um, do you want
a glass of wine?
1685
01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:04,464
Yes. That would be cool.
1686
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:06,000
All right, all right.
Um, I'll grab some glasses.
1687
01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:07,535
Do you want
meet me at the couch?
1688
01:11:07,635 --> 01:11:10,138
Yeah, sure.
Uh, cool. Whoa, this is nice.
1689
01:11:10,238 --> 01:11:11,471
Oh, thank you.
1690
01:11:11,572 --> 01:11:13,306
I actually, uh, built
the place myself.
1691
01:11:13,406 --> 01:11:15,375
-This is very good pizza.
-Yeah, I'm like, not--
1692
01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:18,679
Honestly, there was a lot
of ricott-- and I'm a fan.
1693
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:20,648
And I was like, "Ooh,
is this gonna be too much?
1694
01:11:20,748 --> 01:11:22,517
Am I gonna be overwhelmed?"
I'm feeling great.
1695
01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:24,185
So, you're happy with
the amount of ricott--
1696
01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:25,418
I'm really, really...
1697
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:26,921
Are we dropping the A?
Ricott?
1698
01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:28,455
- Ricott.
- Ricott!
1699
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,957
Ricott!
1700
01:11:30,057 --> 01:11:31,324
I knew it. You're Italian.
1701
01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:32,894
Uh, yup. Naples.
1702
01:11:35,263 --> 01:11:36,664
Should we, like, do something?
1703
01:11:37,732 --> 01:11:39,399
Sure. You got
a board game or something?
1704
01:11:40,701 --> 01:11:42,402
Do I have
a board game or something?
1705
01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:43,838
Did I ask something strange?
1706
01:11:43,938 --> 01:11:45,573
No, no, no. I-- I just
thought this was a date,
1707
01:11:45,673 --> 01:11:47,175
not a playdate, but, um...
1708
01:11:47,275 --> 01:11:48,276
I have cards.
You wanna play some cards?
1709
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:49,677
We can play Go Fish.
1710
01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:53,413
-No, for real--
-Now, what does Joker mean?
1711
01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:55,082
Joker. Ah, they're actually
not supposed to be in there,
1712
01:11:55,183 --> 01:11:57,384
but I guess it means, like,
you can just put it down
1713
01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,253
and then put whatever
you want on top of it. Right?
1714
01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:01,255
Cool, uh, this and
then this, and then spit.
1715
01:12:01,354 --> 01:12:03,057
-You're such a fucker.
-Okay.
1716
01:12:03,157 --> 01:12:04,759
-Eight. Nine, nine--
-Oh!
1717
01:12:06,127 --> 01:12:08,129
What the freakin'--
1718
01:12:08,229 --> 01:12:10,363
I actually did warn you
that I was good at this game.
1719
01:12:10,463 --> 01:12:12,066
It sucked.
It sucked what you just did.
1720
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,400
It sucks what I just did.
1721
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,635
But also,
you suck at the game of Spit,
1722
01:12:14,735 --> 01:12:16,369
so I don't know
what to tell you.
1723
01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:17,605
-That's fair. That's fair.
-You wanna play again?
1724
01:12:17,705 --> 01:12:19,140
Let's do it.
1725
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,808
I'll tell you what.
I have a game.
1726
01:12:20,908 --> 01:12:22,743
You are absolutely
going to love it.
1727
01:12:22,844 --> 01:12:25,412
-I am 100% in. I can't wait.
-You don't care what it is?
1728
01:12:25,513 --> 01:12:27,081
I'm just gonna
tell you what it is--
1729
01:12:27,181 --> 01:12:28,549
Tell me what-- I mean,
it's a game.
1730
01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:30,251
It's a movie game and
now we're about to do it.
1731
01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:31,953
It is the
Leonard Maltin Movie Game.
1732
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:33,855
Woo-hoo!
1733
01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,990
Yeah, I'm really--
Hold on. I'm really excited.
1734
01:12:38,226 --> 01:12:40,728
I'm going to say
a year from a movie,
1735
01:12:40,828 --> 01:12:42,429
-so I'll just pick a year.
-Okay.
1736
01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:44,031
I'll give
you a clue for that movie.
1737
01:12:44,131 --> 01:12:45,266
-Mm-hmm.
-And then I'm gonna
1738
01:12:45,365 --> 01:12:46,901
read the cast from bottom up.
1739
01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:49,469
And in that process,
as soon as you know the movie,
1740
01:12:49,570 --> 01:12:51,005
just scream the name out.
1741
01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:54,242
-The year is the year 2000.
-Ah, excellent year.
1742
01:12:54,342 --> 01:12:55,610
-Turn of the millennium.
-Mm-hmm.
1743
01:12:55,710 --> 01:12:57,511
-Pre-911. Yeah.
-Y2K.
1744
01:12:59,046 --> 01:13:00,248
I knew that you were gonna--
1745
01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:01,816
I just knew
that you were gonna be
1746
01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:03,718
the one out of us two to bring
up 9/11 on a first date.
1747
01:13:03,818 --> 01:13:05,286
-Why is that? Huh?
-You just seem--
1748
01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:06,721
Huh, I wonder why that is. Huh.
1749
01:13:06,821 --> 01:13:08,556
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
1750
01:13:08,656 --> 01:13:10,858
I wonder why he would
be the one to bring that up.
1751
01:13:12,326 --> 01:13:13,895
Okay. Okay.
1752
01:13:13,995 --> 01:13:17,464
First of all, I was leaning
Latino. See, my thing is,
1753
01:13:17,565 --> 01:13:19,466
I bring up the Atlantic
slave trade on a first date.
1754
01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:21,068
-Sure.
-And my friends are always,
1755
01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:22,402
like, "Why do you do that?"
1756
01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:23,838
And I'm like,
"Because it applies."
1757
01:13:23,938 --> 01:13:25,339
-I think you do have it.
-No, I definitely do.
1758
01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:26,574
-I think you do have it.
-I definitely do.
1759
01:13:26,674 --> 01:13:30,278
Um, is it
the film Heavyweights?
1760
01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:31,579
Should we move to London?
1761
01:13:31,679 --> 01:13:33,413
-Let me think.
-Is this too sudden?
1762
01:13:33,514 --> 01:13:35,883
No, actually,
I think it's perfect timing.
1763
01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,450
-Yeah.
-But I've always felt like
1764
01:13:37,551 --> 01:13:39,220
more of a Newcastle guy.
1765
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,888
What's--
1766
01:13:41,522 --> 01:13:42,990
Uh, ah... Oh, my God.
1767
01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:45,226
My cousin, Sadie, would
fucking kill me right now.
1768
01:13:47,094 --> 01:13:49,330
I also-- You know what I love
about, uh, British television
1769
01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:51,431
is that you don't
have to be super hot.
1770
01:13:51,532 --> 01:13:53,367
You just have
to be a good actor.
1771
01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:55,202
-What's this guy's name?
-That's Jeremy.
1772
01:13:55,303 --> 01:13:56,804
-Okay.
-And that's Super Hans.
1773
01:13:56,904 --> 01:13:59,941
He's tied Super Hans
to a bed because Super Hans
1774
01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,776
is trying to kick
the drugs that he's on.
1775
01:14:01,876 --> 01:14:03,377
-Mm-hmm.
-I'll make you watch this
1776
01:14:03,476 --> 01:14:04,879
for the rest of the night.
1777
01:14:04,979 --> 01:14:06,314
We won't do anything else.
Don't frickin' tempt me.
1778
01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:08,015
Sure. Sure, sure.
1779
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:09,817
We'll watch Peep Show for
the rest of the night. Cool.
1780
01:14:12,653 --> 01:14:14,454
So, I'm staying for
the rest of the night?
1781
01:14:15,323 --> 01:14:16,557
I mean, you're already here.
1782
01:14:17,024 --> 01:14:20,661
I can't send a poor
drunk man spilling wine
1783
01:14:20,761 --> 01:14:22,530
all over himself
out into the night.
1784
01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:24,365
I gesture when I speak.
1785
01:14:24,464 --> 01:14:27,335
Okay, that's because you're--
1786
01:14:27,435 --> 01:14:28,769
A fun guy.
1787
01:14:28,869 --> 01:14:30,104
Cheers.
1788
01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,945
-Should we make out?
-Yep.
1789
01:14:41,082 --> 01:14:42,383
Your hair is so soft.
1790
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,618
Thank you. I've been
practicing to get it softer.
1791
01:14:44,719 --> 01:14:46,554
You've been practicing
to get your hair softer?
1792
01:14:46,654 --> 01:14:48,322
Yeah. Yeah. For in case
this instance happens--
1793
01:14:48,422 --> 01:14:49,924
I need you-- I need you to stop
talking.
1794
01:14:50,024 --> 01:14:51,726
You didn't even
call my hair soft.
1795
01:14:51,826 --> 01:14:53,694
-I haven't touched it yet.
-Okay, we're good.
1796
01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:55,029
I don't want
to be inappropriate.
1797
01:14:55,129 --> 01:14:56,630
There's one thing
I know is you don't touch
1798
01:14:56,731 --> 01:14:58,866
a Black woman's hair.
1799
01:14:58,966 --> 01:15:00,067
I'm out of here.
1800
01:15:12,847 --> 01:15:14,482
Is it morning already?
1801
01:15:14,582 --> 01:15:16,817
Yeah.
The sun's blasting.
1802
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,129
-Fuck.
-Yeah.
1803
01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:32,666
Um, I feel like I should
eat so that I'm not hungover.
1804
01:15:32,767 --> 01:15:34,201
-Mm-hmm.
-Are you hungry?
1805
01:15:34,301 --> 01:15:35,703
I could eat.
1806
01:15:37,506 --> 01:15:38,507
What could I make-- Oh.
1807
01:15:38,606 --> 01:15:40,141
Um...
1808
01:15:40,908 --> 01:15:46,414
Have you ever had
pizza reheated in a cast iron?
1809
01:15:46,515 --> 01:15:47,915
I can't say I have, no.
1810
01:15:48,015 --> 01:15:49,750
I'm about to blow your mind.
Watch this.
1811
01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:51,986
That shit's
gonna be fucked up.
1812
01:15:55,322 --> 01:15:56,557
Wait. Actually.
1813
01:15:56,657 --> 01:15:57,625
I have to do
something really quick.
1814
01:15:57,725 --> 01:15:59,293
I'll be right, right back.
1815
01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:12,440
Okay, so this
is quarantine day 85.
1816
01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:14,141
I have to be really
quiet because Reed
1817
01:16:14,241 --> 01:16:15,810
is, like, right there.
1818
01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:18,379
Ah!
1819
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:21,916
We did that. And it was fine.
1820
01:16:22,016 --> 01:16:26,353
Like, it was perfectly fine.
And he's really sweet.
1821
01:16:26,454 --> 01:16:29,990
And is it a little bit
fucked up that I had somebody
1822
01:16:30,091 --> 01:16:32,493
who doesn't live here over,
during a pandemic?
1823
01:16:32,626 --> 01:16:35,463
Sure. But, like,
he's really smart.
1824
01:16:35,564 --> 01:16:39,600
And I feel like he's, like,
respectful, and I trust him.
1825
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:42,369
And I know that I do,
because we have had
1826
01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:44,605
to take all this time to,
like, get to know each other
1827
01:16:44,705 --> 01:16:45,906
when we literally
couldn't hang out in person.
1828
01:16:46,006 --> 01:16:47,641
And I feel like normally,
1829
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:49,276
it's like, you go
from meeting on Tinder
1830
01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:50,911
to, like, fucking
and never hearing from them
1831
01:16:51,011 --> 01:16:53,747
again in two and a half days?
1832
01:16:53,848 --> 01:16:55,950
And we've had,
like, almost four months.
1833
01:16:56,050 --> 01:16:57,885
I don't know.
I guess-- I just trust him.
1834
01:16:57,985 --> 01:16:59,887
And I don't think
that he would put either of us
1835
01:16:59,987 --> 01:17:02,022
at risk to get this disease.
1836
01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,926
You know, I've trusted dudes
before with mixed results.
1837
01:17:06,026 --> 01:17:08,729
But I feel good
about this one.
1838
01:17:08,829 --> 01:17:11,866
Yeah, I don't know.
He's so kind.
1839
01:17:11,966 --> 01:17:14,101
And, like, his hair
is even softer in person,
1840
01:17:14,201 --> 01:17:15,669
if you can believe.
1841
01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:18,038
And I'm definitely
going to get a UTI.
1842
01:17:18,139 --> 01:17:20,774
Like, for sure.
I know my body.
1843
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:23,344
I-- I should have peed.
1844
01:17:24,645 --> 01:17:26,981
Do you have to pee
after you get fingered?
1845
01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:29,984
They don't really
teach that in health class.
1846
01:17:30,084 --> 01:17:31,919
Do people still say,
"getting fingered"?
1847
01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:35,156
Maybe I'm out of touch.
1848
01:17:37,024 --> 01:17:41,596
Anyway. Part of me, like,
half-expected this dramatic,
1849
01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:43,565
sexy night
with, like, my concubine
1850
01:17:43,664 --> 01:17:46,834
forbidden to me
by my evil stepmother.
1851
01:17:51,105 --> 01:17:53,174
Probably a little
strange that my brain
1852
01:17:53,274 --> 01:17:56,844
immediately assigned Sara
as my evil stepmother, right?
1853
01:17:56,944 --> 01:17:59,079
Definitely some Freudian
shit there I gotta work out
1854
01:17:59,180 --> 01:18:01,248
but I don't have
time to unpack right now.
1855
01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:05,352
Speaking of, I...
1856
01:18:05,452 --> 01:18:07,488
hadn't really
thought about Sara at all.
1857
01:18:07,589 --> 01:18:09,456
Like, until this
moment since our--
1858
01:18:10,925 --> 01:18:13,227
Not argu-- Was it an argument?
1859
01:18:15,597 --> 01:18:17,998
I don't know. I don't
feel really good about it.
1860
01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:21,969
And like, did
I lie directly to her face
1861
01:18:22,069 --> 01:18:27,374
saying that Reed
wasn't going to be here? Sure.
1862
01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,944
But, like, it was last minute.
Like, I wasn't expecting it.
1863
01:18:30,044 --> 01:18:31,680
And I certainly wasn't
expecting that fight
1864
01:18:31,779 --> 01:18:33,480
last night. And...
1865
01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:37,751
She's never gonna
find out, right? Like...
1866
01:18:41,388 --> 01:18:43,190
No. I'm glad
it's out in the open.
1867
01:18:43,290 --> 01:18:45,226
I'm glad we're saying
something about it because--
1868
01:18:45,326 --> 01:18:47,394
I'm actually-- You know what?
I'm proud of myself,
1869
01:18:47,494 --> 01:18:48,796
because I stood up for myself.
1870
01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,197
And I feel like
normally when we get
1871
01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,799
into these
conversations, I like,
1872
01:18:51,899 --> 01:18:53,200
bring something
that's hard for her
1873
01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:54,401
to understand
about herself up.
1874
01:18:54,501 --> 01:18:56,403
And I'm met with like--
1875
01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:59,574
she brushes it off or she gets
really defensive
1876
01:18:59,674 --> 01:19:01,108
and starts crying.
1877
01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,844
And it-- I turn out
apologizing somehow.
1878
01:19:03,944 --> 01:19:05,980
And I'm sick of that,
like, this is something
1879
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,682
that has
happened more than once.
1880
01:19:07,781 --> 01:19:09,283
And it's not just
about the pandemic.
1881
01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:11,151
It's, like, about
our friendship, obviously.
1882
01:19:11,252 --> 01:19:13,153
And like, one time
I made a bunch of baked ziti,
1883
01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:15,322
and I slaved over that baked
ziti. And it was delicious.
1884
01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:16,957
And the next day
there was a whole pan
1885
01:19:17,057 --> 01:19:18,593
of leftovers in the fridge.
1886
01:19:18,693 --> 01:19:20,160
And I got back
from work and she'd,
1887
01:19:20,261 --> 01:19:21,596
like, eaten most of it,
and she said she thought
1888
01:19:21,696 --> 01:19:23,097
it was because I was leaving
1889
01:19:23,197 --> 01:19:24,832
town that weekend,
but this was a Thursday,
1890
01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,333
so why would
I leave town on a Thursday?
1891
01:19:26,433 --> 01:19:27,835
Like, I was leaving
town that weekend,
1892
01:19:27,935 --> 01:19:29,103
but I would leave Friday.
1893
01:19:29,203 --> 01:19:30,672
And it turned into, like,
1894
01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:33,040
her crying and me saying sorry
1895
01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:34,842
for her eating my baked ziti?
1896
01:19:34,942 --> 01:19:36,910
That ricotta was expensive.
1897
01:19:42,883 --> 01:19:45,986
I did call
her a bitch to her face.
1898
01:19:46,086 --> 01:19:48,188
Not that I have any problem
with the word "bitch".
1899
01:19:48,289 --> 01:19:50,291
Like, we're taking it back.
That's ours.
1900
01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:53,193
And she called
me a bitch, too.
1901
01:19:55,829 --> 01:19:57,398
I don't know.
1902
01:19:57,498 --> 01:20:02,036
I just feel like we need
to, like, talk about things.
1903
01:20:02,136 --> 01:20:04,004
Maybe we should go
to, like, couples counseling.
1904
01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:07,374
No, that's weird.
Why would I say that?
1905
01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:09,810
Like, we don't need
to go to couples counseling.
1906
01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:11,713
We're not a fucking couple.
We're just--
1907
01:20:11,812 --> 01:20:13,213
She's my friend. And--
1908
01:20:14,081 --> 01:20:15,849
Maybe she's not
even my friend.
1909
01:20:16,850 --> 01:20:18,152
Like, maybe
that's what this is.
1910
01:20:18,252 --> 01:20:20,087
Maybe we've just
outgrown each other.
1911
01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:24,793
And I have 10K
in the bank for the first time
1912
01:20:24,892 --> 01:20:27,027
ever in my whole life.
1913
01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:29,263
I can move out.
I could go on my own.
1914
01:20:29,363 --> 01:20:30,898
I could find
an apartment in Brooklyn
1915
01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:32,433
for 10K for at
least a couple of months
1916
01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:34,168
until I, inevitably,
have to go back home
1917
01:20:34,268 --> 01:20:35,869
and live with my
parents because the pandemic
1918
01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:37,304
has decimated the economy
and I don't know
1919
01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:40,140
if I'm gonna
be able to find a job.
1920
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,876
Why am I even-- What am
I spiraling about right now?
1921
01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:44,512
I have a whole
ass man on the couch,
1922
01:20:44,612 --> 01:20:46,815
who I could make out
with and who I owe pizza.
1923
01:20:46,914 --> 01:20:48,449
I owe him cast iron--
1924
01:20:48,916 --> 01:20:50,451
Um, should I answer that?
1925
01:20:50,552 --> 01:20:52,721
Yeah, do you mind?
You can just open the window.
1926
01:20:52,821 --> 01:20:54,088
It's probably
just the delivery guy.
1927
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:55,657
He can leave it downstairs--
1928
01:20:55,757 --> 01:20:57,157
Can you let me in?
1929
01:20:57,257 --> 01:20:58,926
I can't find my fucking key.
1930
01:21:00,494 --> 01:21:02,831
Who the hell are you?
1931
01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:05,700
I mean,
that's a loaded question.
1932
01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:08,435
Why are you in my house?
1933
01:21:08,902 --> 01:21:10,504
I'm a friend of Naomi's.
1934
01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:13,641
Shit.
1935
01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:25,886
♪ I pinned a flower
on my jacket ♪
1936
01:21:25,986 --> 01:21:30,859
♪ Because this night
means a lot to me ♪
1937
01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:35,129
♪ Then you went ♪
1938
01:21:35,864 --> 01:21:40,802
♪ And spilled the punch ♪
1939
01:21:40,901 --> 01:21:43,137
♪ All on my tuxedo shirt ♪
1940
01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:46,039
♪ White as a cloud, and now
I'm screaming out loud ♪
1941
01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:51,579
♪ Oh, man,
it's taking me over ♪