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Andy, Come on.

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What?!

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What do you want?!

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Uh, my cat.

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We were playing in the back-

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Where?!

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He got stuck in the tree.

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I told you kids a hundred times!

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Stay away from my yard!

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I can't see a damn thing.

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Yeah, we think he's hurt.

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Are you seeing this?

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There ain't no cat!

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Run!

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Oh my God, he's so mad.

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Andy!

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Bryce?

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Please, Andy, help!

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Please help me!

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Andy!

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Did you leave the camera on?

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Ha, I'm not an idiot, Tom.

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You ready?

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Yep.

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Okay.

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What's up everybody?

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It's the Amazing Andy back at it

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again with another epic video.

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As always, remember to like
and subscribe 'cause we're...

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Prank!

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Tom just got Mean Spirited!

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All my wonderful Mean Spiriters,

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I've got some exciting news for you.

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But first, new gear.

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On the website this Friday.

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This Friday.

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Good.

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Now, the main course.

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Last week, I got an email from someone

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who I haven't heard from in two years.

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He's an old friend of the
channel who you know and love.

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Bryce Levy.

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Thunderman himself.

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The gang and I are
heading to his new house

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on the Poconos for a
weekend of debauchery.

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For those of you who aren't familiar,

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Bryce and I actually
started this very channel.

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Before he lost weight and his
acne cleared up he was my...

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Yeah, he was my best friend.

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Now, he's a sellout... and a FAKE.

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Oh, you don't believe me?

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See for yourselves.

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Can I actually fly through
a glass window unharmed?

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Bryce Levy can't, but Thunderman can.

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Right?

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What a douche.

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"Thunderman can."

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Dude, who talks like that?

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Seriously.

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Nobody!

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When you've known Bryce
as long as I have, man,

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you can tell when he's putting on a face.

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I guess, what, money
can't hide everything huh?

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Even in LA when there's
new faces on every corner.

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Hashtag, you know, plastic surgery!

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Plastic surgery!

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Look, I'm gonna get real with you.

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Bryce and I have been best friends

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since... four years old, dude, four?

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Diapers, man.

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And now no calls, no texts.

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Dude doesn't even follow me on Insta.

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Look, it's his loss though, right?

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Because this weekend I'm
gonna get to the bottom

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of why he ghosted his friends and sold

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his soul for a ticket to Hollywood.

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In honor of reaching 35,000 followers

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I'm making my first ever vlogumentary.

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What, we are?

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Yeah.

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Get ready for an exclusive inside look

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at how fame and success
corrupts your mind.

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I'm calling it "The Deterioration
of Bryce and Andrew."

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With that, I'd like to thank our Patreon

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supporters for making
this channel possible.

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As a reminder, all new
supporters of the channel

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will get a sexy video from Tom.

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No, no.

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I'm just gonna be the
one filming everything.

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Lame!

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One day we'll see Tom's
freaky side come out.

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I just know it.

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Until then, we are Mean Spirited.

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SKRT, SKRT!

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What you up to, Tom?

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How's it going?

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Hey, I've been packing
the car for 45 minutes.

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What have YOU been up to?

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Well, my Hot Pocket exploded

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in the microwave, Tom.

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Loosen up, dude.

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Seriously, try to have
some fun this weekend.

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I'm fun, I'm loose.

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I'm loose ma-goose, man.

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I'll be even looser after I
have a few niners tonight.

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What?

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Niners, like 9%?

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The guy at the beer
store called them niners.

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Cute.

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The bag come with the beers?

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Oh my gosh, it's Nikki's!

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Right, Nikki.

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Tom's imaginary girlfriend.

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You're literally the only
one who hasn't met her.

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She's the one
responsible for plucking

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my delicate little flower, oh my God!

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One-two-three-four-five-six-seven.

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All right folks, I think we
razzed Tom enough for now.

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We out, baby!

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Off to the Poconos!

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Oh, Joey.

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Tom shared that buffalo
chicken dip recipe with me.

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Oh my God.

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We made it every day last week, right?

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Mmmhhm.

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Nice.

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Yeah, I just got really
high watching Cowboy Bebop

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and threw half my fridge in a crockpot.

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I love that.

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You guys should turn that
into a show actually.

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"Cooking With Joey."

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I'm just saying, it might take

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the channel to the nice level.

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Hmm.

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I don't know if we'd have time for that,

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but yeah, it could be fun.

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He's intimidated.

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So you two seem
to be hitting it off.

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Don't force it, Tom.

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I'm not forcing anything!

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But yes, we're best friends now.

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Right, Joey?

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This is nice.

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Is your friend a doctor or something?

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God no, he's a bartender.

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He lives in that fucking thing.

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Yo Dew!

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Let's go, man!

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Woo baby!

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Oh yeah.

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What you up to?

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What's up?

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I'm gonna literally fucking
kill someone this weekend.

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Good to see you.

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How you been?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Dew, this is Nikki.

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My girlfriend.

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You guys are right, he is charming.

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You two ding dongs meet
in church or something?

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Dew, no, for the last time,

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I haven't been to church in like a year.

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I'm a heathen now, remember?

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Oh nice.

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So y'all are gonna be boning all weekend.

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I told you he
was gonna be like this.

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Why do we even invite him?

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Hey fuck you, Tom!

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It was supposed to be
a guys weekend, okay?

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It's gonna be lame having
chicks around the men.

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Ow!

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What about Joey?

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Joey doesn't count.

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She's cooler than either of these chodes.

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Ew, shut up, dude, and get in.

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Let's go.

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Fucking aye, Andy.

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Come on.

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Watch the shoes!

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Okay, Jesus!

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Carrots make your dick smaller!

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Tom, put your seatbelt on.

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"Yes dear."

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Dew!

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Stop.

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What?

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It doesn't make any sense!

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We're outside!

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All right, quick stop y'all.

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Holy shit.

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This place is a shithole.

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Dew, come on.

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Hurry up, man.

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No way, dude.

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Tom, you see this?

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Look at this guy.

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Oh my God.

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Wow!

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Oh wow, he can play a priest,

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a cowboy, a pharaoh, or a ninja.

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Okay, talk about range.

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"Marlow Bookman."

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"Professionally trained actor."

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"Suited for your birthday,
wedding, and FUNERAL needs."

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What do you think?

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Don't mind if I do, Mr. Bookman.

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Thank you.

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In fact, I'll take a couple.

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The Union Resort has
everything your heart desires.

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From horseback riding... to wine making.

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From sleeping in... to sleeping in.

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It's romantic and full of adventure.

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You only get one life.

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So live yours a little more with us.

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Today.

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That was terrifying.

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That was amazing.

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Yeah, terrifyingly amazing.

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You have such good taste, Joe.

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Folks!

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That's why you never eat
sushi from a gas station.

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Unless you're a fucking champ.

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So my brothers moved
upstate a few years ago

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and my sister lives in Portland, Maine.

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And they're all married
with kids which is fine,

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but I'm just trying to
have a good time right now.

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Yeah, same here.

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I guess that's why we keep Tom around.

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Just don't hurt him okay?

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He's our delicate little flower.

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Please please please go away.

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Please, please go away!

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Hey.

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What's on the car?

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Oh shit!

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Check it out.

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Nice.

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What is it?

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Bloody postcard.

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Let me see this.

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Yeah, this wasn't me.

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Never know when to stop do you?

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Dude, Why would I smear
blood on my own van, man?

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To throw us off.

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Yeah, true, but still, I didn't do it.

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I don't want it.

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That's what I love about you, Andy.

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You're stubborn.

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Just like me.

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There's someone watching us.

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Whoa, whoa, can we help you?

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Stop, man!

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Fucking relax, guys!

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It's the Poconos, baby!

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These people are freaks.

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Can you stop?

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You're freaking us out!

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Crazy that didn't work.

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Let's just get out of here.

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Did you film that?

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That was fucked up.

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All right, let's go.

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I'm telling you guys,
it was at her Sweet 16.

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Her parents went to pay the bill

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and she snuck her hand down my pants.

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And the rest, as they say, is laundry.

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'Cause I had to wash my jeans after.

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- Bullshit.
- Disgusting.

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You got a handjob from Christine Rooney?

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Hell yeah, brother.

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Who didn't?

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No, he's lying.

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Oh, sorry.

276
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,267
Story's not clean enough for you, Tom?

277
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,309
Your stories aren't clean enough

278
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,725
for the bathroom floor, okay?

279
00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:31,059
Nikki, as the newest member
to this group of bad asses.

280
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,017
- Oh my fucking god.
- What is it that you do for a living?

281
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,059
I'm an actor.

282
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:34,893
Oh.

283
00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:35,934
But during the day I work at a law firm.

284
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,725
Oh, cool, one of our
friends is an actor.

285
00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:39,559
Oh my God, no way.

286
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,934
Yes, yes, he's who we're going to see.

287
00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,059
Wait, are you serious?

288
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:43,893
Yes, yes, yes.

289
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:44,934
Did Tom not tell you?

290
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:47,041
She's fucking with you, dumbass.

291
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,018
I'm sorry.

292
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,684
That was way too easy.

293
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,934
I can't believe you guys
are friends with Bryce Levy.

294
00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:57,393
That guy's like a zillionaire.

295
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,850
A zillionaire who wet
the bed 'til he was 13.

296
00:11:59,874 --> 00:12:02,017
Andy's just a tiny
bit jealous of course.

297
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:03,142
Yeah, just a little.

298
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:03,977
I'm not jealous.

299
00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:05,166
Fuck off, Joey.

300
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:07,642
Boom!

301
00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:08,476
Ha!

302
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,393
Joey look at this.

303
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:10,226
One new subscriber.

304
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,060
Someone who follows me for my content.

305
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:12,476
Not my six pack.

306
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,892
Amazing Andy ain't jealous
of shit, thank you very much.

307
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:15,916
Clearly.

308
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,184
You sure you're gonna be

309
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,267
all right this weekend, man?

310
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,142
Me?

311
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,018
Yeah!

312
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,226
I'm good, baby!

313
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,185
I'm peachy!

314
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,892
Don't worry everybody, Andrew's peachy.

315
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,850
Like the time his remote
mysterious crashed

316
00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:29,600
into the wall during Bryce's
MTV Movie Awards speech.

317
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,435
No!

318
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,725
Or the time he was throwing tomatoes

319
00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:32,892
at the Thunderman billboard

320
00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:34,809
and he said he was "sleepwalking."

321
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:37,059
Or how about when he
uploaded that 40-minute video

322
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,809
of him just crying and screaming.

323
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,267
"Bryceeeee!

324
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,102
- "Bryceeeeee!"
- "Bryceeeeee!"

325
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,417
Guys, GUYS, stop!

326
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,351
I'm good.

327
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,185
Oh shit!

328
00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:49,184
It's that creepy hotel
from the bloody postcard.

329
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,017
Really?

330
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:50,851
How can you tell?

331
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,351
Because I have it right here.

332
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,375
Oh my God!

333
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,558
Joey, that's just weird!

334
00:12:55,582 --> 00:12:58,000
- Why do you have that?
- Stop, stop!

335
00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,125
Wow!

336
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,934
Let's do it.

337
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,916
Wow wow wow.

338
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,666
Wow.

339
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,934
Thomas Kelly,
cameraman extraordinaire,

340
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,600
recovering from his harrowing
battle with Christianity.

341
00:13:23,624 --> 00:13:24,850
Get that out of my face, come on.

342
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,892
Come on, let's do a quick intro.

343
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,267
This place is sick.

344
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:29,101
All right.

345
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:29,935
What's up, Mean Spiriters?

346
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:33,725
We've arrived at famous "actor"
Bryce Levy's monster home.

347
00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:36,434
Get ready for three days
inside the belly of the beast.

348
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,600
Please tell me you didn't bring

349
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:39,059
your stupid camera this weekend.

350
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,291
Woo!

351
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,809
Please tell me you brought
a shirt this weekend.

352
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,684
It's hot out, man.

353
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,559
I'm fixing the plumbing.

354
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,976
Seriously Tom, ditch the camera, dude.

355
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,142
You won't notice, man.

356
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,267
It's a little vlogumentary.

357
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:50,976
Bryce!

358
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,517
How are you, man?

359
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,892
It's been too long!

360
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,893
My God!

361
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,267
Yeah, no, I missed you guys.

362
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,101
Wow!

363
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:57,935
Look at him.

364
00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,684
This weekend is gonna be amazing.

365
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,267
I'm gonna shower real quick
and then we'll head out.

366
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,393
Make yourselves at home.

367
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,417
All right.

368
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,892
Try not to drool too much.

369
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:08,850
Psh, what?

370
00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:09,684
No.

371
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:10,684
He's not even my type.

372
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,518
Absolutely not.

373
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:12,725
Don't worry, I won't tell Tom

374
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,351
you've got the hots for Thunderman.

375
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,268
He probably does too.

376
00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,600
You trained every day for six months?

377
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,767
It's like a washboard.

378
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,017
Tom, are you good?

379
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,059
Yeah, yeah, sorry.

380
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,767
No no, I'm just impressed.

381
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:23,601
It's impressive.

382
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,976
Bryce, this place is fantastic.

383
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,309
Thank you.

384
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,417
I love all the crazy Jesus stuff.

385
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,017
It's a bit much even for me.

386
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,351
Oh, guys, just a
reminder, septic is clogged.

387
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,185
So, number ones only.

388
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,267
There's an outhouse in the back.

389
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,476
What about in the sink?

390
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,267
No!

391
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,101
Tom.

392
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,125
Let's go.

393
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,351
I think you should take this room.

394
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:56,185
And I...

395
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,916
Will take this very room.

396
00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:02,166
Never mind.

397
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,101
Probably a sex dungeon of sorts.

398
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,684
Tom, have any thoughts about this?

399
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,517
What?

400
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:08,351
It's a locked room, who cares?

401
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,184
Yeah, exactly, man.

402
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,018
That's why we gotta check it out.

403
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,309
He's probably hiding kinky shit in here.

404
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,850
Yeah, tons of kinky shit.

405
00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:15,017
Same old Andy.

406
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:18,059
Can't help but pry into
everyone's business huh?

407
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,226
Just joshin'.

408
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,267
Come on, drop your shit.

409
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,582
Let's go grab a beer.

410
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,976
All right, before
anyone asks, I just wanted

411
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,017
to mention that I'll be off
my diet this weekend, okay?

412
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,184
I'm down 20 L-Bees.

413
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:35,226
But on Monday, back to
eating like Thunderman.

414
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,725
I don't know if you
noticed, but I was eating

415
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,642
carrots earlier instead of chips.

416
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:39,477
Nice.

417
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:42,666
Hey! Another round of piss, please!

418
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,517
This place is interesting, Bryce.

419
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:47,267
Charming yet rustic.

420
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,102
Yeah.

421
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:50,976
I mean it's a shithole, but I love it.

422
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,291
Aren't you afraid
someone will recognize you?

423
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,767
People here don't really
watch much TV honestly,

424
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:59,226
so it's kind of the
perfect place to get away.

425
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,059
Some peace and quiet.

426
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,184
Gosh Bryce, when's the last
time we even saw you, man?

427
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,185
I feel like it's been forever.

428
00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:06,600
It was probably
Oktoberfest two years ago.

429
00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,125
Right before Bryce fell
off the face of the Earth.

430
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:10,851
Sorry, Andy.

431
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,351
Maybe they can reschedule
the Emmys next year.

432
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,184
Well maybe they can.

433
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,018
I don't know.

434
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,517
Yeah, totally.

435
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,309
No, yeah, look, I'm sorry.

436
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,226
I know I've been a bit of a flake lately.

437
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,642
It just feels like I'm barely living

438
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:23,226
my own life these days honestly.

439
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,184
Oh yeah, sure.

440
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,018
You've been busy.

441
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,142
I mean it's understandable.

442
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,434
Yeah.

443
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,101
But that being said, that is why

444
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,017
I bought a house so close to home.

445
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,684
So I can reconnect with
all my old friends.

446
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,976
Aw, you miss us that much huh?

447
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,393
Just you, Andy.

448
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,434
I came back just for you.

449
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,684
Aww, so cute!

450
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,892
So gay.

451
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:43,934
Don't say that, Dew.

452
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,417
It's fine to say.

453
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,850
You do that on purpose, tough guy?

454
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,810
Dude!

455
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:51,226
You should go back to
Jersey, you trash tourists.

456
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,725
Hey, Jersey?

457
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,892
This is America, motherfucker!

458
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:58,351
This is not how you treat
a veteran of the Iraq War!

459
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,476
Fuck off, Tom.

460
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,642
Hey hey hey, okay.

461
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:01,809
I think it was just an accident, right?

462
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:02,934
Yeah.

463
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:03,767
An accident.

464
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:04,685
Awesome.

465
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,558
You're good man, come on.

466
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:07,435
Have a seat.

467
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,958
All right, moving on.

468
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,558
Cheers, everybody.

469
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:16,226
To a weekend full of adventure.

470
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,059
Cheers.

471
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:17,893
Cheers.

472
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,041
Another round, butterfingers!

473
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:25,977
Shoot.

474
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,017
What's up?

475
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:27,851
Do you have any shoes in that bag?

476
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,393
Did I pack my hiking boots in here?

477
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,393
Let's see, I don't know...

478
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,517
Whoa, what the hell is this?

479
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,352
It's old.

480
00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:37,600
My mom probably stuck it in there.

481
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,017
It's...

482
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,892
She thinks Andy's a bad influence, so.

483
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,267
Whoa.

484
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,517
Looks like mom was right.

485
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,749
Crap.

486
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:47,559
Uh, I didn't mean anything.

487
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,791
I just thought, you know...

488
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,226
You just thought
what, that we'd have sex

489
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,809
and then you'd just show
off to all your friends?

490
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,393
No, no, no no no no no.

491
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,227
Not at all.

492
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,791
I just, I meant like...

493
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,101
I'm kidding.

494
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,184
I think it's cute you thought ahead.

495
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,208
We'll see.

496
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,393
Okay.

497
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,226
We'll see.

498
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,060
Yeah.

499
00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:09,226
I don't want your friends
to hear us or whatever.

500
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,767
Hear us?

501
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:11,601
Oh.

502
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,476
Oh yeah, hear us, yeah.

503
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,809
Well, don't worry about them.

504
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,333
They're all extremely mature.

505
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,143
Hello?

506
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,393
Christine, yeah, hi.

507
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,184
It's Dew and Andy from Watchung Hills.

508
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:25,142
Was just hoping you
could settle something.

509
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,767
Did you give me a...

510
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:30,333
handjob at your Sweet 16?

511
00:18:32,749 --> 00:18:33,749
Christine?

512
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,458
Grow up, Dew.

513
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,059
She didn't say no!

514
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,393
You are so pathetic, dude.

515
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,934
Seriously, you're fucking disgusting.

516
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:42,893
Oh my God, you and I are like

517
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:44,476
the exact same person, Andy.

518
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,267
After the fire, they
searched the place for hours

519
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,434
and ended up finding 10 bodies

520
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,351
lining the walls of the hotel.

521
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,517
With all of their hands missing.

522
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:54,352
Oh gross.

523
00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:56,809
Who would want someone's hands?

524
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,017
Nobody knows.

525
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,517
But I just imagine there's some guy

526
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,184
somewhere with a closet.

527
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,060
Full of hands!

528
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,226
Jesus.

529
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,060
I got you.

530
00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:05,809
Did you mean to hide your hands?

531
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,041
I don't know.

532
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,226
Tom, let me film something.

533
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,060
What?

534
00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:12,517
No, you literally have peanut
butter on your fingers.

535
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:13,518
I'll be careful.

536
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,351
No, you don't
have that capability.

537
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,934
At least wash your hands.

538
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,041
Sorry, sorry.

539
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,558
I ran next door to grab some wood.

540
00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:22,417
My neighbors always have a huge pile.

541
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,393
Okay, can we do this already?

542
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,226
I'm starting to fade.

543
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,434
Do what?

544
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,309
An abomination.

545
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,125
The scariest, most evil
thing man has ever created.

546
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:37,767
Ouija.

547
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,791
It's Ouija.

548
00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:42,476
Hands in the middle.

549
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,375
Will we have a yummy dinner tonight?

550
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:49,892
Oh wow.

551
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,725
Good question, Tom.

552
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:54,166
Uh, has Tom ever had sex?

553
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,101
Uh-oh!

554
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:56,977
Uh-oh!

555
00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:58,309
Shit, dude.

556
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,184
- Sorry, Nikki.
- I got one.

557
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:03,393
Who here lied about getting
a handjob at a Sweet 16?

558
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,226
Ooh!

559
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,060
That's not me.

560
00:20:05,084 --> 00:20:06,351
We called, it's...

561
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,267
Okay, fuck this.

562
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,226
This is bullshit.

563
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,060
Whatever.

564
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,767
Hey Bryce, you want to ask something?

565
00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:11,892
No, you know that I don't.

566
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:14,684
That's probably why you
chose to play this game.

567
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,934
Whoa, holey moley.

568
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,351
Are you seeing this?

569
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,684
Joe, you messing with the board, dude?

570
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,643
Obviously not.

571
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,500
Ouija board, who here controls you?

572
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:24,850
Andy.

573
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:25,810
Stop, dude.

574
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,017
Is Bryce hiding something?

575
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,517
Fucking stop.

576
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,558
Is he even our friend anymore?

577
00:20:31,582 --> 00:20:33,351
Andy, seriously.

578
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:35,017
Fucking stop.

579
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:36,101
Did he ditch us all to join

580
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,476
a crazy Hollywood sex cult?

581
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,310
I said fucking stop!

582
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:40,725
Dude, what is your problem, man?

583
00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:42,041
You, fuckface.

584
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,500
Dude, it was a fucking
prank, Thunderman!

585
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:48,768
Now's my chance.

586
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:49,850
I gotta take a shit.

587
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:50,810
Don't tell Bryce.

588
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,393
No no no no, dude dude dude!

589
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,375
I swear if you break it
I will break your face!

590
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,101
A ranger out in the open.

591
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,208
A stone cold killer.

592
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:12,559
And then Andy, just put in

593
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,624
some badass gunshots or something.

594
00:21:20,749 --> 00:21:22,267
Oh shit.

595
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,291
Fuck.

596
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,333
Jesus.

597
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,809
Come on, baby.

598
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:35,685
Come on, baby.

599
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:37,976
Come on, baby, yeah!

600
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
It flushed.

601
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:41,000
Thank you, Jesus!

602
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,041
Fuck.

603
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,582
What the fuck?

604
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:52,624
Hey Bryce?

605
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Bryce?

606
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:04,041
Bryce, I went to pee and
a little doody came out.

607
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,666
It flushed though, so no big deal.

608
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:12,393
We were just
screwing around, dude.

609
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,309
He's gotta learn to take a joke.

610
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,059
Maybe, but I mean you're
kind of being a prick, dude.

611
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,517
Okay?

612
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:20,624
Just try to chill out.

613
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,517
I'm gonna grab a beer.

614
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:25,541
You want one?

615
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,500
Nah.

616
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:37,375
What the fuck?

617
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,708
Oh my God!

618
00:23:12,582 --> 00:23:14,434
End of an era.

619
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,684
Any last words?

620
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,059
Are you serious, dude?

621
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,226
You're leaving right
now and you didn't feel

622
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:20,500
the need to tell your
best fucking friend, man?

623
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,809
Well I'm telling you right now.

624
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,809
So what, the channel can just rot?

625
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:28,101
Can you stop filming me, dude?

626
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,351
I know what it's like.

627
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,226
Your worst moment seen on camera.

628
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,393
I figured you'd want the footage, no?

629
00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:34,500
Here you go, come on.

630
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:40,976
Erase it if you want.

631
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,500
We both know you won't though.

632
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:54,958
Thunderman out.

633
00:24:25,582 --> 00:24:27,934
Out of curiosity,
how did you hear about my work?

634
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,642
Yeah, just from a flyer.

635
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:30,476
Right right right.

636
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,310
How many outfits will you need?

637
00:24:31,334 --> 00:24:33,309
So just the priest
outfit actually because

638
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,850
we're recreating an exorcism
scene for a vlogumentary.

639
00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:36,810
I love a good exorcism.

640
00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:38,017
Oh this is fantastic.

641
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,934
You know, I was doing
this show last summer,

642
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,142
Shakespeare in the park,
and it was interrupted by-

643
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,226
See you tomorrow night!

644
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,142
Fucking loser.

645
00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:47,850
Okay, yeah.

646
00:24:47,874 --> 00:24:50,166
Oh shit, editor's note, cut the call.

647
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:51,976
And start it here.

648
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,810
What's up guys?

649
00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,017
Coming in hot!

650
00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:56,684
Bryce Levy's house, day two.

651
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:58,476
Last night was good.

652
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,958
As you can see, Bryce
clearly has some issues.

653
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,643
Whoa, dude!

654
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,558
I wasn't able to get all the
answers I was looking for.

655
00:25:05,582 --> 00:25:08,142
Must be all that Thunderman
armor he's got built up.

656
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:10,017
But today's a new day.

657
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,892
Now lightning may strike first, but Bryce-

658
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,000
What are you doing?

659
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,227
Just jogging.

660
00:25:17,251 --> 00:25:18,767
Jogging, doing a vlog.

661
00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:20,142
You good?

662
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:21,767
Yeah.

663
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:23,666
Sorry for snapping at you last night.

664
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,725
It's fine, we were drinking a lot and...

665
00:25:27,749 --> 00:25:29,059
You heading out or something?

666
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,017
What?

667
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,041
You heading out?

668
00:25:35,582 --> 00:25:37,684
Yeah, I'm gonna go
run and grab some eggs.

669
00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:38,958
Can't believe we ran out.

670
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Huh.

671
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:42,958
Weird.

672
00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:46,226
Breakfast of champions.

673
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,250
Right here.

674
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:56,558
Wha...

675
00:25:56,582 --> 00:25:58,892
Aww, why?

676
00:25:58,916 --> 00:25:59,851
This young lassie here

677
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,976
has a big day ahead of her.

678
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,500
She's gonna need the strength.

679
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,434
Oh my God!

680
00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:10,041
Oh God, what is it?

681
00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:14,309
Andy you motherfucking piece
of shit, I'm gonna kill you!

682
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,393
He's a big boy.

683
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:17,541
Which means he needs twice the protein.

684
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:37,125
Oh my God.

685
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,125
Good morning, Andrew.

686
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,958
Did I miss breakfast?

687
00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:49,434
So the story is I was at
the mall with my friend.

688
00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:50,934
I was looking for a new perfume.

689
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:51,768
And Tom-

690
00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:53,476
And I was buying new Ray-Bans.

691
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,934
I wanted to utilize my 5% cash back.

692
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,309
You live quite the life, Tom.

693
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,017
Thank you, thank you.

694
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,850
God I was fucked up last night!

695
00:27:00,874 --> 00:27:03,393
Hope no one took advantage
of me, right Tom?

696
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:04,227
Yeah.

697
00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:06,351
Are you inferring Tom assaulted you?

698
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,352
Yeah.

699
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,642
That's offensive.

700
00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:09,850
Don't worry about him.

701
00:27:09,874 --> 00:27:10,892
Are you okay, man?

702
00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:12,517
We heard some weird noises last night

703
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:15,059
like you were laughing
over and over again.

704
00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:17,476
I don't fucking know, Tom, because I was

705
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,767
blacked out 'cause I'm
not a fucking pussy.

706
00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:21,976
Jo, can you pass the eggs?

707
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,142
We're heading out
soon dude, so eat quick.

708
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,892
Andy, I will do my Tae Bo workout

709
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:29,600
and then I will be ready to go.

710
00:27:29,624 --> 00:27:33,101
Diet's off, but I've gotta
keep these babies toned!

711
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,725
- Oh my...
- Jesus.

712
00:27:34,749 --> 00:27:35,559
Dude.

713
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,725
Tae Bo, baby.

714
00:27:36,749 --> 00:27:37,685
Morning, morning!

715
00:27:37,709 --> 00:27:38,850
Morning.

716
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:41,184
We're leaving in 30 minutes,
so pack a swimsuit will you?

717
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,309
Okay, buddy.

718
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:44,767
I'm gonna shower real quick
if that's okay with you.

719
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:45,600
Okay?

720
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,434
Thunderman out.

721
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,267
See you guys soon.

722
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,102
All right.

723
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,476
Hey, are you guys good after last night?

724
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,309
Yeah, baby.

725
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,333
We're peachy.

726
00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:54,850
We're fine.

727
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,267
Just take it easy this week, okay?

728
00:27:56,291 --> 00:27:57,642
Yeah, no more egg pranks.

729
00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:59,333
I still have that nasty goo on me.

730
00:28:00,874 --> 00:28:01,685
Nice.

731
00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:03,208
See, Dew thought it was hilarious.

732
00:28:05,874 --> 00:28:07,393
What was hilarious?

733
00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:08,767
The eggs.

734
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,166
They're mad about the eggs.

735
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,375
Didn't you think it was funny?

736
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,267
There's this little banquet hall inside

737
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,934
that burned down during a wedding.

738
00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:34,976
And now it's haunted
by the bride and groom.

739
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,351
Wait, I don't get it.

740
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:39,558
Why are you so obsessed with
sneaking into haunted places?

741
00:28:39,582 --> 00:28:43,684
Because it's "romantic
and full of adventure."

742
00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:46,309
Like
the guy in the video!

743
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,393
That's funny, Jo.

744
00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:48,394
Yo Tom!

745
00:28:48,418 --> 00:28:50,226
Let me get some shots
for the hiking montage.

746
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:53,101
You know, like fast music,
throwing leaves, come on.

747
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,976
Excuse me, excuse me,
beep beep, beep beep!

748
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,226
Yeah, like fast music,

749
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,642
throwing leaves, doing shit like that.

750
00:28:57,666 --> 00:29:00,558
Maybe in slow-mo or
widescreen bars or something?

751
00:29:00,582 --> 00:29:01,582
I don't know.

752
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,101
Montage, baby!

753
00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:06,125
MONTAGE!

754
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,226
Yeah!

755
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,330
Fuck, they're in the trees!

756
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:12,958
Nah.

757
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,394
Wow!

758
00:29:15,418 --> 00:29:17,684
Sick montage!

759
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:18,518
Good?

760
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:20,184
That was good, right?

761
00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,767
Come on.

762
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:22,600
Move it!

763
00:29:22,624 --> 00:29:23,476
Nice cartwheel, man.

764
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,309
Thank you.

765
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,143
Good.

766
00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:26,934
And ooh, too cool for school over here?

767
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:27,976
What's going on, dude?

768
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,476
Sorry, I didn't mean
to ruin your epic video.

769
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,850
Oh, well that's
impossible 'cause actually

770
00:29:30,874 --> 00:29:31,976
you weren't in the video, so.

771
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,892
Oh yeah, wait, how's living
with your parents again?

772
00:29:34,916 --> 00:29:35,725
It's pretty good to me.

773
00:29:35,749 --> 00:29:36,600
I don't know, it's pretty fucking good.

774
00:29:36,624 --> 00:29:37,435
Yeah, cool.

775
00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:38,558
Yeah, cool bro!

776
00:29:38,582 --> 00:29:39,394
Cool!

777
00:29:39,418 --> 00:29:40,934
Cool!

778
00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:42,417
Peachy, huh?

779
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,958
Eat my ass, dude.

780
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,184
Bryce!

781
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,018
Woo!

782
00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:06,541
Wasn't set up yet, dude!

783
00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:08,976
Dude, don't even get near me, dude.

784
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,226
- Don't even, don't.
- Tommmm

785
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:11,624
- I'm not, I won't.
- I'm serious.

786
00:30:12,874 --> 00:30:14,393
Leave him alone, Dew.

787
00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:15,684
Come on, I'm just trying to help him.

788
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:16,518
I'm fine.

789
00:30:16,542 --> 00:30:17,558
He's fine.

790
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:18,394
I'm fine, I'm fine.

791
00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:20,684
He's gonna jump down and be with Nikki

792
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:21,976
and her new boyfriend Bryce.

793
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,935
Shut up!

794
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,666
Everybody just shut up!

795
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,208
Woo baby!

796
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:33,874
Fun day at the falls with our
friends vinegar and antacid.

797
00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:41,351
Woo!

798
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,725
Coming Tom?

799
00:30:42,749 --> 00:30:45,458
Andy, what are you doing?

800
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,375
Whoa!

801
00:30:52,624 --> 00:30:54,850
Hey Tom, you nailed that landing, man.

802
00:30:54,874 --> 00:30:56,934
Okay, Dew, can you give
him some space please?

803
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:57,893
What the hell happened?

804
00:30:57,917 --> 00:30:59,267
Andrew snuck up on me.

805
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,600
I missed the whole thing.

806
00:31:00,624 --> 00:31:01,809
Andy, you do this?

807
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:02,892
One of your stupid fucking pranks?

808
00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,226
No, dude.

809
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,476
Okay?

810
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,767
I was trying to scare him, but I-

811
00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:07,601
What?

812
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:08,892
The Amazing Andy couldn't help himself

813
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:10,892
and almost gets his best friend killed.

814
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:11,684
Got it.

815
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:12,708
Cool.

816
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,458
I was up there.

817
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:21,309
On the edge and...

818
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,500
It was like...

819
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:24,684
It felt like something was pulling me.

820
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,083
Did you see anything?

821
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Anybody?

822
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:31,184
I didn't see shit, dude.

823
00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,558
Let's just head back, okay?

824
00:31:33,582 --> 00:31:34,477
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, we're still

825
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:35,767
gonna see The Union though right?

826
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:36,809
Hell yeah we are.

827
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,458
Tom literally almost just died.

828
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,101
I'm good.

829
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:42,142
I'm good.

830
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:42,976
Boom, see?

831
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,809
He's fine.

832
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:44,768
Guys, it'll be worth it.

833
00:31:44,792 --> 00:31:45,892
I promise.

834
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:48,101
It's actually the
only resort still standing.

835
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,684
Probably because it's so haunted.

836
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,226
Right Jo?

837
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,267
I mean The Poconos used to be

838
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,600
the "Honeymoon Capital of the World."

839
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,184
Now it's more like the Divorce Capital

840
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,892
of the World, am I right?

841
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,892
Not your best, Joe.

842
00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:02,934
I thought it was clever.

843
00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,767
They tried to build a bunch of casinos

844
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:06,725
to get all the tourists back.

845
00:32:06,749 --> 00:32:08,976
But they all burnt down within one year.

846
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,226
The townies call it "The Great Fire."

847
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,476
So the townies definitely

848
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,642
burnt those casinos down, right?

849
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,517
Yeah, maybe.

850
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:19,725
I mean the townies definitely blame

851
00:32:19,749 --> 00:32:21,582
the tourists for ruining their homes.

852
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:25,083
I think some people just
can't deal with change.

853
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,624
Perfect.

854
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:33,351
Always ruining the moment, Andy.

855
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:34,684
Fuck off.

856
00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:35,708
Thought it was cool.

857
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,500
Shall we?

858
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,333
Yo!

859
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,393
Hey Nikki!

860
00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:45,600
Found some dinner!

861
00:32:45,624 --> 00:32:46,624
Oh my God!

862
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,250
It's romantic and fun.

863
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:54,125
Look at this fucking place.

864
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,434
Tom, this is like exactly

865
00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:58,267
how you described your dream wedding.

866
00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,642
Shut up, Dew.

867
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,725
Can you imagine
getting married here?

868
00:33:01,749 --> 00:33:03,582
It's like the freakin' Twilight Zone.

869
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,934
Check it out.

870
00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:07,767
Wow.

871
00:33:07,791 --> 00:33:08,600
Hey Tom!

872
00:33:08,624 --> 00:33:09,435
Go long!

873
00:33:09,459 --> 00:33:10,809
- Jeez, what the...
- What the fuck, Dew?

874
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:12,476
Heck, Dew?

875
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,310
Calm down.

876
00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,809
You could've given me
hepatitis or something.

877
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:16,934
What's wrong with you?

878
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:18,059
You can't catch hep when you're

879
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:18,893
saving yourself for Jesus, Tom.

880
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,184
I told you I'm not saving myself-

881
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:22,083
Guys, come check this out!

882
00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:25,893
It's okay.

883
00:33:25,917 --> 00:33:28,558
Holy shit this is a gold mine.

884
00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:31,208
Bryce, I'm bunking in here tonight.

885
00:33:32,624 --> 00:33:33,624
Aw Joey.

886
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,500
Ooh.

887
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,851
Oh my God.

888
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:41,976
Andy, don't touch those.

889
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,309
I'm just
trying to get the shots.

890
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,494
Oh yeah, he's just trying
to get the super cool shot.

891
00:33:46,749 --> 00:33:47,643
Still warm.

892
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:48,684
Wait, seriously?

893
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:49,518
No.

894
00:33:49,542 --> 00:33:50,767
Would've been cool though.

895
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:52,101
Yeah, totally cool.

896
00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:53,558
Can we please go now?

897
00:33:53,582 --> 00:33:55,434
Let's keep moving.

898
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,101
Hey Tom, can you take this camera back?

899
00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,125
Yeah.

900
00:34:03,749 --> 00:34:05,041
Oh my gosh.

901
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,642
Whoa.

902
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,101
Yo, make sure you get
a shot of that mirror.

903
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,558
Ha!

904
00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,226
Creepy.

905
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,101
Oh my God, guys guys guys.

906
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,725
What do you think it means?

907
00:34:16,749 --> 00:34:17,976
Nikki?

908
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,810
I don't care.

909
00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:20,101
I'm leaving.

910
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,226
Come on dude, seriously?

911
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,684
Dude, it was probably kids or something.

912
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:24,708
Come on.

913
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:28,685
Come on, there's a whole other floor

914
00:34:28,709 --> 00:34:30,017
we still haven't seen yet.

915
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:30,851
If you want to stay and get stabbed

916
00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,059
by townies, Andrew, be my guest.

917
00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,226
Hey, let's just go back.

918
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,976
We can drink some niners, we can relax.

919
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,809
You guys are acting
like babies right now.

920
00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:37,643
Let's at least see the gym!

921
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:38,850
Did you not see the blood?

922
00:34:38,874 --> 00:34:40,517
Guys, come on, okay, Andrew's right.

923
00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:42,351
Let's just cancel all of our plans

924
00:34:42,375 --> 00:34:43,226
and we can do whatever he wants.

925
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,059
Aw you're such a nice guy, Bryce.

926
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:44,893
You got them all fooled don't you?

927
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,309
Hey, come on guys.

928
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:47,143
Oh you're mad now?

929
00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:49,287
You're gonna cry and throw
your beer again, B-B-Bryce?

930
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,267
Get it off of me!

931
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,059
Calm down, calm down!

932
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,208
Everyone calm down!

933
00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,226
He's dead.

934
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,375
I'm gonna be sick.

935
00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,666
Hey, you okay?

936
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,125
I want to go home.

937
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:32,976
Yeah, I mean I wish
that we could, you know?

938
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,642
But we all drove here together.

939
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,976
I mean everyone would have to leave.

940
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,624
Or we could leave and
they could find another way.

941
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,976
Well I can ask.

942
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,666
But it's late, maybe we
should try in the morning?

943
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,125
Oh shoot.

944
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,017
All right, fuck me, let's do it.

945
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,791
Okay.

946
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,101
What's up everybody, it's Amazing Andy.

947
00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:17,582
Back at it again sitting in an outhouse.

948
00:36:18,749 --> 00:36:22,250
It's kind of symbolic of how
this entire weekend is going.

949
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,600
Fuck me, that's stupid.

950
00:36:25,624 --> 00:36:26,624
All right.

951
00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:29,976
What's up everybody,
it's Amazing Andy here.

952
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,976
I'm in an outhouse, but I'm not using it.

953
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,041
As you can see.

954
00:36:36,624 --> 00:36:40,101
Look, I'm keeping things off
social for the time being.

955
00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,017
But trust me, you guys are gonna

956
00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:44,125
blow your minds when you see this shit.

957
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,541
Bryce, if you see this.

958
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,185
Which you won't 'cause you don't even

959
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,582
fucking follow me, dude.

960
00:36:54,791 --> 00:36:55,791
Someone there?

961
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Hello?

962
00:37:04,749 --> 00:37:06,142
You got this, dude.

963
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:07,725
You deserve this.

964
00:37:07,749 --> 00:37:09,916
You fucking deserve this.

965
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:19,017
Tom, you think Nikki wants any?

966
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,809
Oh, uh, maybe.

967
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:21,643
I'll go check.

968
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:22,958
Yeah, sounds good.

969
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,642
Oh this is gonna be good.

970
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,684
What were you doing in my room?

971
00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,934
Nikki asked for some melatonin.

972
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,541
And now she's knocked out.

973
00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:36,226
Chill out, dude.

974
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,393
Let's forget about the fucking

975
00:37:37,417 --> 00:37:39,476
dead body for a second Bryce, right?

976
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,642
In the past 36 hours we still had, hello!

977
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:43,184
In the past 36 hours,

978
00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,558
a creepy bartender who tried to fight Dew.

979
00:37:45,582 --> 00:37:48,393
Tom, falling off a fucking waterfall.

980
00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,976
Which wasn't creepy, but still hilarious.

981
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,267
And a bloody note from the visitor center.

982
00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:54,434
Bloody note?

983
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:56,017
Yeah, there was a gross
bloody note on the van

984
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,184
on the way here and a
goat dude staring at us.

985
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,017
Remember that guy?

986
00:37:59,041 --> 00:37:59,810
Which was fucking weird.

987
00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:01,267
Okay, so a few weird
things happened to us.

988
00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:02,227
A few weird things?

989
00:38:02,251 --> 00:38:04,059
Dude, Nikki was tackled by a corpse.

990
00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:04,851
Lucky bitch.

991
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,892
Andy's just butthurt
'cause Bryce kicked his ass!

992
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,226
Shut up, Dew.

993
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:10,060
Fuck you.

994
00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:11,476
Okay okay, enough.

995
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,309
All right?

996
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,227
Enough.

997
00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:15,226
I'm trying to be a good host.

998
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:18,476
But no offense, Tom, you fell off a cliff.

999
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,642
We ventured into a dangerous hotel.

1000
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:23,059
And Andy, you're a terrible driver.

1001
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:23,893
Okay?

1002
00:38:23,917 --> 00:38:25,642
You guys are making something
out of absolutely nothing.

1003
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,892
Then explain the bloody note.

1004
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,434
I can't, I wasn't there.

1005
00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:30,850
You probably did it as one of
your stupid fucking pranks.

1006
00:38:30,874 --> 00:38:32,517
Yeah, dude, honestly I wish I did

1007
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,041
'cause it was fucking amazing.

1008
00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:39,310
Okay.

1009
00:38:39,334 --> 00:38:40,976
So.

1010
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
We good?

1011
00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:44,166
Tom?

1012
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:48,017
Oh yeah, I'm good.

1013
00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:51,267
I think I just need to
relax tonight, you know?

1014
00:38:51,291 --> 00:38:52,642
I've got an idea.

1015
00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:53,559
Tom!

1016
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,558
Run!

1017
00:38:55,582 --> 00:38:56,976
Run, Tom!

1018
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,810
You pussy!

1019
00:38:57,834 --> 00:38:59,767
Now you gotta go to the graveyard.

1020
00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:00,685
Oh God, thanks Jo.

1021
00:39:00,709 --> 00:39:01,725
Super relaxing game.

1022
00:39:01,749 --> 00:39:03,267
We can play bible trivia next time.

1023
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:04,725
Oh yeah, you'll lose that for sure.

1024
00:39:04,749 --> 00:39:05,559
What do I dO?

1025
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,142
Okay, Dew.

1026
00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:08,809
You're locked in the killer's basement.

1027
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,059
Lose two health while you pee your pants.

1028
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:12,476
That means you take a shot.

1029
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,333
All right, done.

1030
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:18,291
Just a shot.

1031
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:21,125
Jesus Christ.

1032
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:26,267
You good, dude?

1033
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:27,101
Shh shh shh shh.

1034
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,102
Dude, what are you doing?

1035
00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:29,393
I'm peeing.

1036
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:30,517
No, stop, stop!

1037
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,309
You don't have to actually do that.

1038
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:33,142
All right, all right, my turn.

1039
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:33,977
Here we go.

1040
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:35,208
This one's for you, Andy.

1041
00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:40,767
You're trapped in a strange house

1042
00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,874
reading from a locked box.

1043
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,517
You banish the demons away.

1044
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:50,476
Move ahead three spaces.

1045
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,184
Guess I'm just lucky.

1046
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,208
Shocker.

1047
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:08,958
What the fuck?

1048
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,250
Are you okay?

1049
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,184
Where is she going?

1050
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,375
Nikki?

1051
00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:23,476
You ever crave a cookie and
you just need that cookie?

1052
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,226
So you go get the cookie.

1053
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,434
But it doesn't satisfy you,

1054
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:30,934
it just keeps you wanting
more and more and more.

1055
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:32,541
Don't even think about it, Tom.

1056
00:40:33,417 --> 00:40:34,227
Think about what?

1057
00:40:34,251 --> 00:40:35,874
We are not having sex tonight.

1058
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,725
What the fuck did you give her?

1059
00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:40,184
It's supposed to be melatonin.

1060
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,226
Nikki wait, where are you going?

1061
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,059
Hey.

1062
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:43,892
Hey hey-

1063
00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:44,893
Take your filthy paws off me!

1064
00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:46,517
Blue is melatonin.

1065
00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:48,351
Purple is Adderall.

1066
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,375
Red is...

1067
00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:51,143
Fuck, what's red?

1068
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:52,934
Give me one of the reds.

1069
00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:53,768
Fuck off.

1070
00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:55,642
This turned out to be
quite the interesting night.

1071
00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:56,809
Right up your alley huh?

1072
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:57,726
I'm torn.

1073
00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,767
This is hilarious, but I hope she's okay.

1074
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,059
I'm sure she'll be fine.

1075
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:01,893
She'll be fine.

1076
00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,226
If she passes out in a port-a-potty

1077
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,226
at a Kid Rock concert then you can worry.

1078
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,059
Jesus!

1079
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,083
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

1080
00:41:12,624 --> 00:41:14,375
Tom you owe me a new lens, dude.

1081
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,351
Luckily we didn't lose the
footage or I'd kill the bitch.

1082
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:19,434
Kidding.

1083
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,458
Cut that, don't cancel me.

1084
00:41:29,874 --> 00:41:30,874
Holy shit.

1085
00:41:48,582 --> 00:41:49,582
Oh God.

1086
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:54,458
Dew has superpowers?

1087
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,309
Fuck me I'm drunk.

1088
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:58,333
Aw fuck!

1089
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:02,976
Yo, Bryce?

1090
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,749
Where are the towels?

1091
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,916
Bryce.

1092
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:14,375
Hello?

1093
00:42:18,582 --> 00:42:19,582
Bryce.

1094
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:25,916
Holy shit.

1095
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,166
God, dude.

1096
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:41,166
Bryce, what are you doing?

1097
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,684
October 6th.

1098
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,458
Transference of power.

1099
00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:27,458
Number 11.

1100
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,017
Shh!

1101
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:29,850
Quiet boy!

1102
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:30,874
Listen to me!

1103
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:34,934
10 boys have sat where
you're sitting right now.

1104
00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:36,892
You see that camera?

1105
00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:37,916
Huh?

1106
00:43:39,624 --> 00:43:42,208
It sees you, I'm giving you a gift.

1107
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,582
And you deserve it.

1108
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,725
I set out on this trip
to get some answers.

1109
00:44:30,749 --> 00:44:34,833
About why Bryce and I
stopped being friends.

1110
00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:36,874
I found the answer.

1111
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:39,208
Just not the one I wanted.

1112
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,375
I wish I could say my work here is done.

1113
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:44,749
But it's only just begun.

1114
00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:49,517
Ugh, that was so fucking stupid.

1115
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:53,142
Bryce Levy is a demon.

1116
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,291
At least I think he is.

1117
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,226
This morning I contemplated

1118
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:58,809
taking the van and just leaving.

1119
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,351
But I'm not that shitty of a friend am I?

1120
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:01,185
No.

1121
00:45:01,209 --> 00:45:03,000
In fact, I'm a great friend.

1122
00:45:04,541 --> 00:45:06,059
If we're gonna get the old Bryce back

1123
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:08,333
we've gotta destroy the new one.

1124
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,041
Day three.

1125
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:14,458
"The Fall of Thunderman."

1126
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,041
Yeah.

1127
00:45:28,624 --> 00:45:29,435
Andrew.

1128
00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:30,517
Jesus!

1129
00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:31,708
You scared me.

1130
00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:33,708
Sorry.

1131
00:45:34,417 --> 00:45:35,227
Come on.

1132
00:45:35,251 --> 00:45:36,517
Breakfast is on the patio.

1133
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:39,267
Cool, yeah,
I'll tell the group.

1134
00:45:39,291 --> 00:45:40,517
Let them sleep.

1135
00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:41,541
We should talk.

1136
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:45,916
Oh my God.

1137
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:52,977
You know, the best moments

1138
00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:55,041
are the moments that happen off camera.

1139
00:45:56,041 --> 00:45:57,041
Totally.

1140
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,558
But in case that psycho from Joey's game

1141
00:45:59,582 --> 00:46:01,708
cuts my head off I'll have proof, right?

1142
00:46:02,874 --> 00:46:04,059
Assuming that psycho would upload

1143
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,458
your murder to the internet.

1144
00:46:06,874 --> 00:46:08,582
If the footage is good, why not?

1145
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:11,333
We'll see.

1146
00:46:12,749 --> 00:46:14,000
Eat up, come on.

1147
00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:16,017
It's hot.

1148
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,041
Yeah, thank you.

1149
00:46:19,541 --> 00:46:20,541
Did you pray?

1150
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,333
Yeah.

1151
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,083
To God?

1152
00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:33,757
You ever think about
people from high school?

1153
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,375
I try not to.

1154
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,309
Do you remember Katie Perkins?

1155
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,850
Senior year?

1156
00:46:42,874 --> 00:46:44,517
She had those bangs.

1157
00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:45,809
Yeah, love Katie.

1158
00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:46,833
Yeah.

1159
00:46:48,582 --> 00:46:50,263
I've been thinking about her a lot lately.

1160
00:46:51,582 --> 00:46:53,708
We used to go on trips like this together.

1161
00:46:56,166 --> 00:46:58,434
That's kind of weird isn't it?

1162
00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,458
Yeah.

1163
00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:04,125
Just, I guess it felt
incomplete how we left things.

1164
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,125
So I reached out.

1165
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,809
She's a mom now.

1166
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,916
Three kids, a husband.

1167
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,333
She sounded really happy.

1168
00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:17,791
Good for her, good.

1169
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,725
I wonder if that would've
been me though, you know?

1170
00:47:25,749 --> 00:47:26,916
If I didn't move away.

1171
00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:32,267
She moved on without me
and didn't miss a beat.

1172
00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:34,976
Like I meant nothing.

1173
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,375
Yeah, feels awful doesn't it?

1174
00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:38,791
Yeah.

1175
00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:41,125
It does.

1176
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,017
What?

1177
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:52,851
I didn't think you cared

1178
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:54,166
about anything from high school.

1179
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,541
So I guess the old you
is still in there, huh?

1180
00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:01,624
Bryce cares.

1181
00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:05,458
Thunderman can't.

1182
00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:11,958
So, I don't know, which
one am I talking to?

1183
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,976
Woohoo!

1184
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,125
Holy shit.

1185
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:28,517
Hell yeah.

1186
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:29,352
Tada!

1187
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,517
OHHH!!!

1188
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:31,916
Fuck yes!

1189
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,684
What?

1190
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:36,934
I love weapons.

1191
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,309
All right, 10 throws each.

1192
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,434
Whoever hits the most targets wins.

1193
00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:41,476
I'm gonna sit this one out.

1194
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,809
There's a little too much
testosterone out here for me.

1195
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:46,642
If we're going to be
competitively axe throwing,

1196
00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:48,101
Andy and I need to be drunk.

1197
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:48,935
No.

1198
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:49,976
No dude, stop including me.

1199
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,267
We're not on a fucking team.

1200
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:52,976
God, it's 10 AM.

1201
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,267
"It's 10 AM!"

1202
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,684
It's fucking Saturday, Tommy!

1203
00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,101
Grow some chest pubes.

1204
00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,102
Don't listen to him, Tom.

1205
00:48:59,126 --> 00:49:00,226
Chest hair's gross.

1206
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,434
And it's Sunday, dumbass.

1207
00:49:01,458 --> 00:49:02,958
The Lord's day, right Bryce?

1208
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,208
I guess I'm going to Hell.

1209
00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:08,916
Whoa!

1210
00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:13,517
Careful Jo.

1211
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:14,892
Woo!

1212
00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:15,976
Fuck yeah.

1213
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,059
Nikki are you sure
you're okay after last night?

1214
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:20,624
Never been better.

1215
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:23,184
Whoa!

1216
00:49:23,208 --> 00:49:24,208
Woo!

1217
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,226
Fuck yeah!

1218
00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:28,184
Suck on that, bitches!

1219
00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:30,309
Damn Nikki, that was awesome!

1220
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,142
I know.

1221
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:31,977
Bryce, get out of the way.

1222
00:49:32,001 --> 00:49:33,809
I'm gonna do it over the head.

1223
00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,208
Ooh, ooh!

1224
00:49:36,125 --> 00:49:37,393
Dew, you suck, man.

1225
00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:38,226
Ugh!

1226
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:39,250
Sorry, Bryce.

1227
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,600
Tom, you got something to fucking say?

1228
00:49:41,624 --> 00:49:42,434
No no.

1229
00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:43,310
No, I just have allergies.

1230
00:49:43,334 --> 00:49:44,476
Oh allergies?

1231
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,101
Little bitch, come here.

1232
00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,684
What's the problem?

1233
00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:49,434
You're such a little bitch, Tom.

1234
00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:50,809
I'll show you who's a little-

1235
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:51,600
Ooh!

1236
00:49:51,624 --> 00:49:52,435
Let's go, bud!

1237
00:49:52,459 --> 00:49:53,600
Let's go right now!

1238
00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:54,725
Fucking say it!

1239
00:49:54,749 --> 00:49:55,559
Move, move.

1240
00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:56,833
Take this, Andy.

1241
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,102
This one's for you.

1242
00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:03,725
Hey Andy.

1243
00:50:03,749 --> 00:50:04,892
Hey.

1244
00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:06,101
Get this on YouTube, okay?

1245
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:08,267
Tom's a little bitch.

1246
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:09,934
Hey, watch and learn.

1247
00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,375
Watch and learn, baby.

1248
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,809
What
a fucking idiot, dude.

1249
00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:21,184
He can't even throw an
axe the right way, okay?

1250
00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:22,017
Oh my God!

1251
00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:22,850
Dude, dude, dude!

1252
00:50:22,874 --> 00:50:23,685
What?

1253
00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:24,725
What?

1254
00:50:24,749 --> 00:50:26,684
Is my ass hanging out?

1255
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:28,000
Dew, sit still.

1256
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,558
This is so awesome.

1257
00:50:30,582 --> 00:50:31,892
So gross.

1258
00:50:31,916 --> 00:50:34,267
Dude, keep the camera on it, man.

1259
00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:35,393
Joey, you sure you know what you're doing?

1260
00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:36,934
No, but nobody else stepped up.

1261
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:38,351
And plus Dew would tell me if I hurt him.

1262
00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,892
Yeah, the guy who didn't feel an axe

1263
00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:42,642
puncturing his back with,
oh God, I looked again.

1264
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,976
I don't feel anything, Tom.

1265
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,810
It's fine.

1266
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:45,892
Should we just get him to a hospital?

1267
00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:46,726
And say what?

1268
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,976
We were drunkenly throwing
axes at each other all day?

1269
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,351
Nah. I'm good.

1270
00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:51,725
What are you afraid of, dude?

1271
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:52,559
It was an accident.

1272
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,767
We'll say he slipped on it or something.

1273
00:50:54,791 --> 00:50:56,142
This can't be sanitary.

1274
00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:57,809
Here, how about this?

1275
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:58,643
Ooh!

1276
00:50:58,667 --> 00:50:59,976
Dew, stop!

1277
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,291
Dude!

1278
00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:05,309
I really hope that's just vomit.

1279
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,143
You guys don't think Dew's

1280
00:51:06,167 --> 00:51:07,642
been acting strange this weekend?

1281
00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:09,600
No dude, he drank too much.

1282
00:51:09,624 --> 00:51:11,642
He literally shotgunned 11 beers.

1283
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,767
I know, but something feels off.

1284
00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:16,267
Giving Nikki weird drugs, the axe.

1285
00:51:16,291 --> 00:51:18,226
I get that we're light and
loose, we're having fun,

1286
00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:19,934
but someone could seriously get hurt.

1287
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,558
Well he gets this
way around girls, dude.

1288
00:51:21,582 --> 00:51:23,809
He wanted a guys weekend remember?

1289
00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:24,725
Bryce, back me up.

1290
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:25,749
Come on.

1291
00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:29,351
Yeah, I mean I would say Dew's

1292
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:31,267
a pretty weird guy to begin with.

1293
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:33,541
But everyone has their demons.

1294
00:51:34,582 --> 00:51:35,582
Look at Nikki.

1295
00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:40,226
I need to run into town and
grab some lighter fluid.

1296
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,517
You guys want to grab some subs?

1297
00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:43,684
Andrew?

1298
00:51:43,708 --> 00:51:45,476
Yeah, I'd love a meatball sub, thanks.

1299
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,642
No man, do you want to come with?

1300
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,749
I could use a second set of hands.

1301
00:51:51,666 --> 00:51:53,142
I'm going through the...

1302
00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:55,059
Joey and I are going through
the footage, so I can't come.

1303
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,083
Sorry.

1304
00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:58,267
I'll go.

1305
00:51:58,291 --> 00:51:59,101
Get away from Dew.

1306
00:51:59,125 --> 00:51:59,935
That's perfect.

1307
00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:01,059
Yeah, have fun, do it.

1308
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:02,558
Andrew, you can look at the footage

1309
00:52:02,582 --> 00:52:04,393
when you get home, man.

1310
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:05,642
It's our last day.

1311
00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:07,101
Yeah, we can
look at footage later.

1312
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:09,226
I'll stay and hang with the freaks.

1313
00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:10,642
Hey.

1314
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:11,477
Sounds like a plan.

1315
00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:12,642
Yeah, let's do it.

1316
00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:13,476
Let's do it.

1317
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,310
Great, okay.

1318
00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:15,541
Cool.

1319
00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,375
I wonder what
they're talking about.

1320
00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,393
Probably laughing more about you.

1321
00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:24,434
Been calling you soft all morning

1322
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,892
ever since your tumble off the cliff.

1323
00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:28,125
Wait, seriously?

1324
00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:32,767
God he's such a freakin'...

1325
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,059
Such a freakin' what?

1326
00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,101
Say it.

1327
00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:36,600
Come on.

1328
00:52:36,624 --> 00:52:37,434
No, nothing.

1329
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:38,267
Never mind.

1330
00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,291
Never mind.

1331
00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:41,143
Hey!

1332
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,393
What was that about?

1333
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:43,417
It's a secret.

1334
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,352
Why?

1335
00:52:46,376 --> 00:52:47,656
What are you guys talking about?

1336
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:49,916
It's a secret.

1337
00:53:01,041 --> 00:53:02,041
Woo!

1338
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:04,041
We're on a boat!

1339
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:07,059
What do you say, Andy?

1340
00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,500
Good, I'm good.

1341
00:53:35,624 --> 00:53:38,666
Uh, what are you doing?

1342
00:53:47,582 --> 00:53:48,582
Me?

1343
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,166
I was bird watching.

1344
00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,916
I didn't know you were into birds.

1345
00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:01,624
I love birds.

1346
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,125
Okay.

1347
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:12,934
I'm gonna take the camera back now.

1348
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:13,958
If that's okay.

1349
00:54:14,791 --> 00:54:15,791
Of course.

1350
00:54:26,874 --> 00:54:28,184
Fucking creep.

1351
00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:30,417
There's definitely
something wrong with him.

1352
00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:32,892
Dude, I'm telling you the truth.

1353
00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:33,726
You gotta listen to me.

1354
00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:35,892
You are completely
out of your mind.

1355
00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,642
Well then explain the goat
mask or the severed hands.

1356
00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:39,684
I thought it was a deer mask.

1357
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:41,767
Doesn't fucking matter what
kind of mask it was, man.

1358
00:54:41,791 --> 00:54:43,541
Look over there for a second, look.

1359
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,517
He's talking to that weird freak.

1360
00:54:46,541 --> 00:54:48,184
Probably paying him money to fucking

1361
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:49,767
come over and chop our
bodies up later, dude.

1362
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:51,226
Yeah,
and there's probably

1363
00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,101
a severed head in that bag too.

1364
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:55,916
Bryce is not the standup
guy you think he is.

1365
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,434
See?

1366
00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:06,458
Rolling rolling.

1367
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,351
All right, Andy.

1368
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:10,708
What crazy footage couldn't
wait 'til tomorrow?

1369
00:55:33,624 --> 00:55:35,267
Oh shit!

1370
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,291
Dew.

1371
00:55:37,749 --> 00:55:39,184
Oh shit.

1372
00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:40,500
Dew.

1373
00:55:41,874 --> 00:55:43,749
It's Nikki, can you open up?

1374
00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:47,101
I'm kind of in the middle of something.

1375
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,142
What is it?

1376
00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:49,226
I finished my magazine.

1377
00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:51,791
I want to grab another from my suitcase.

1378
00:55:52,874 --> 00:55:53,934
Your suitcase is empty.

1379
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:54,768
There's nothing in there.

1380
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,333
Sorry.

1381
00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:58,958
Oh, no worries.

1382
00:56:01,624 --> 00:56:02,976
Pretentious bitch.

1383
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,916
Fuck.

1384
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:08,851
Jo!

1385
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:11,517
I left something in there!

1386
00:56:11,541 --> 00:56:12,558
Can you open up?

1387
00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:14,600
Or can you get it for me at least?

1388
00:56:14,624 --> 00:56:16,291
Yeah, here you go!

1389
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,018
What the fuck?

1390
00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:22,809
You think he's a demon?

1391
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,142
Yes, dude, yes.

1392
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:27,017
Or a spirit or fucking
possessed or something.

1393
00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:28,059
You're full of crap.

1394
00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:29,476
Dude, I will show you when we

1395
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,725
get back to the fucking house, man.

1396
00:56:30,749 --> 00:56:31,685
In the locked room.

1397
00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:33,184
Also, dude, please say shit.

1398
00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:34,600
You're saying crap and it's fucking weird.

1399
00:56:34,624 --> 00:56:36,309
You're like a dad
replacing shit with sugar.

1400
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,476
Why do you care?

1401
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,476
You're just stressing me
out, you're wound up, okay?

1402
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,184
If you let it out every once
in a while you'd feel better.

1403
00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:42,142
If anyone here's wound up it's you.

1404
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:42,977
You're the one who thinks

1405
00:56:43,001 --> 00:56:45,017
that our friend is trying to kill us.

1406
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:45,851
Dude.

1407
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,434
Hey guys.

1408
00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:48,558
What are you guys talking about?

1409
00:56:48,582 --> 00:56:49,958
It's like a library.

1410
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,850
Well Andrew here thinks
that you're a-- OW!

1411
00:56:54,874 --> 00:56:56,600
I think you're a really
talented actor, man.

1412
00:56:56,624 --> 00:56:58,267
Fucking, yeah.

1413
00:56:58,291 --> 00:56:59,226
Thank you, Andrew.

1414
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,059
Means a lot, man.

1415
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,083
Yeah.

1416
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,476
Sorry, they were out of meatball.

1417
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,500
Whoops.

1418
00:57:06,166 --> 00:57:07,166
Sorry buddy.

1419
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:09,291
Sugar.

1420
00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:16,624
911
what's your emergency?

1421
00:57:21,874 --> 00:57:25,892
Thunderman out!

1422
00:57:25,916 --> 00:57:27,684
Come on Andrew, lighten up, dude!

1423
00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:29,267
It's a boat ride!

1424
00:57:29,291 --> 00:57:31,101
Supposed to be fucking fun, man!

1425
00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:32,458
Yeah, I'm having fun.

1426
00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:38,417
You'll have fun later, I promise.

1427
00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:41,000
Have a nice fire.

1428
00:57:45,749 --> 00:57:47,600
What the hell's going on here?

1429
00:57:47,624 --> 00:57:48,749
I hope everyone's okay.

1430
00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:51,166
Here you go, Tom.

1431
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:01,125
Started a drinking game, okay?

1432
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,725
Check your phone asshole.

1433
00:58:03,749 --> 00:58:04,749
Yeah you, dumbass.

1434
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,309
That's classic.

1435
00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:08,143
That's classic.

1436
00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:09,600
I'm gonna charge my phone, dude.

1437
00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:10,434
How you boys doing?

1438
00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:11,394
Good, good, what's going on?

1439
00:58:11,418 --> 00:58:14,059
Joey got locked in her
room, we tried to get her out.

1440
00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:15,018
Couldn't.

1441
00:58:15,042 --> 00:58:16,434
Called Officer Pat here.

1442
00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:18,017
Listen, you're gonna be right back.

1443
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,142
Not worth breaking the glass.

1444
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,684
You boys need anything
you know where to find me.

1445
00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:21,517
Sounds good, yeah.

1446
00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:22,541
Thank you, officer.

1447
00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:25,666
Fucking pigs.

1448
00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:33,017
Tom get the fucking
camera out of my face.

1449
00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:34,500
Sorry.

1450
00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:42,142
Joey open up.

1451
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:43,060
Are you alone?

1452
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:45,267
And are you also acting fucking crazy?

1453
00:58:45,291 --> 00:58:46,791
Yes and no.

1454
00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:55,393
You good?

1455
00:58:55,417 --> 00:58:56,417
Yes.

1456
00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:58,541
Okay, where we at?

1457
00:59:08,749 --> 00:59:11,184
Oops, zoom button's stuck.

1458
00:59:11,208 --> 00:59:12,393
There we go, hey!

1459
00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:13,958
What are you guys doing?

1460
00:59:15,417 --> 00:59:16,517
Nothing.

1461
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,517
Just waiting.

1462
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:19,518
Okay.

1463
00:59:19,542 --> 00:59:21,351
Do you mind if I start?

1464
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,375
Go for it.

1465
00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:24,375
Alright.

1466
00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:28,767
Banana peppers all day, people.

1467
00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,309
All day, that's what I'm talking about.

1468
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:31,143
Hey, who's with me?

1469
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,541
Banana peppers team huh?

1470
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,208
Guys?

1471
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:39,310
What should we call it?

1472
00:59:39,334 --> 00:59:40,934
Hollywood's Bryce Levy
is Secretly a Demon.

1473
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:42,142
Live Possession, Near Death Footage,

1474
00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:44,267
10,000 Foot Drop, and
Fortnite Cheat Codes.

1475
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:45,101
All of that?

1476
00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:45,934
Really?

1477
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:46,958
Yes.

1478
00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:49,934
Okay done.

1479
00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:50,958
Uploading.

1480
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:03,310
I'm done.

1481
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,041
The minute they're asleep I'm out.

1482
01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,394
What about Tom?

1483
01:00:09,418 --> 01:00:11,226
If you want to risk your
life for Tom, that's on you,

1484
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,125
but I'm getting the fuck out of here.

1485
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:16,458
Wait wait wait wait,
have you seen the van keys?

1486
01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,059
I think they're in the basement.

1487
01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,083
Shit.

1488
01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:24,309
Some gorgeous
B-roll shots for you, Andy.

1489
01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,684
You will thank me later, I promise.

1490
01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,517
I mean this place is just so beautiful.

1491
01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:31,250
The sunset, trees.

1492
01:00:32,208 --> 01:00:33,600
And Bryce the chef.

1493
01:00:33,624 --> 01:00:35,309
I mean what can't this guy do huh?

1494
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:36,417
What a guy.

1495
01:00:42,582 --> 01:00:43,582
What...

1496
01:00:44,582 --> 01:00:45,582
A guy.

1497
01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:04,227
Officer Pat here.

1498
01:01:04,251 --> 01:01:05,767
Pulling back up to the house now.

1499
01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:07,351
Hey bud, sorry to drop in again!

1500
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:09,976
Just gotta do a quick sweep
of the house if that's okay.

1501
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,184
You forget something?

1502
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,976
Nah, just following protocol.

1503
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,517
Of course, of course.

1504
01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:15,725
Let me show you.

1505
01:01:15,749 --> 01:01:16,559
I appreciate it.

1506
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:17,850
I'm sure you boys are fine.

1507
01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:18,810
It's just...

1508
01:01:18,834 --> 01:01:20,708
Wait, wait, STOP!

1509
01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:30,142
Would you stop for a second?

1510
01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:32,600
Shit, it's 42%.

1511
01:01:32,624 --> 01:01:33,624
Fuck me.

1512
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,101
All right.

1513
01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:39,600
I'm gonna make a break for the van keys.

1514
01:01:39,624 --> 01:01:40,624
Watch out.

1515
01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:43,476
Keep this window locked.

1516
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,767
And trust nobody but me, alright?

1517
01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:46,850
I trust no one outside of this room.

1518
01:01:46,874 --> 01:01:47,874
Good.

1519
01:01:48,582 --> 01:01:49,582
Fuck.

1520
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,333
Ow, fuck!

1521
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:56,417
See you in a minute.

1522
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,767
I saw you through the window.

1523
01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:15,208
It was nothing.

1524
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:18,458
It didn't look like nothing.

1525
01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:23,059
She was just helping me cook, Tom.

1526
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,434
With your shoulders?

1527
01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:25,666
Whoa!

1528
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:28,809
Yeah.

1529
01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:30,166
With my shoulders.

1530
01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:33,208
Uh.

1531
01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:36,333
Okay.

1532
01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:38,541
Oh, Nikki.

1533
01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,517
I saved you a seat.

1534
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,976
Next to me.

1535
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,624
You're such a good little boy!

1536
01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:51,166
The happy couple.

1537
01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:21,351
Okay, I think I'm gonna head to bed.

1538
01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:23,017
I'm just not really hungry.

1539
01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:24,809
- Aww.
- Aww.

1540
01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:27,517
Tom, you can rest when you're dead.

1541
01:03:27,541 --> 01:03:28,477
Okay?

1542
01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:30,476
Hey Nick, could you keep our boy here

1543
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,309
distracted while I go start the fire?

1544
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,458
Absolutely.

1545
01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:43,333
Dew?

1546
01:03:44,874 --> 01:03:46,000
Dew what are you...

1547
01:03:47,582 --> 01:03:49,309
Dew, you're leaking all over the-

1548
01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:52,458
Oh Tommy, you're so easily distracted.

1549
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:01,791
Sixty... three... percent.

1550
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:13,916
Andrew?

1551
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,393
Joey?

1552
01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:18,017
Open up quick before someone sees!

1553
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:20,500
Shut the fuck up or they'll hear you.

1554
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,291
I think you're right.

1555
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,458
Maybe we should head to bed.

1556
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,393
You hear that?

1557
01:04:33,417 --> 01:04:34,394
Who is it?

1558
01:04:34,418 --> 01:04:35,666
Is that Andrew?

1559
01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:38,267
What's he doing?

1560
01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,624
What's going on?

1561
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,500
What's he doing?

1562
01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:46,250
Andrew?

1563
01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:49,434
What was that?

1564
01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:52,125
You're so easily distracted.

1565
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,458
Oopsies.

1566
01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:06,517
Oh my God, oh my God!

1567
01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:08,142
Oh my God.

1568
01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:09,434
Oh my God!

1569
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:10,725
Oh my...

1570
01:06:10,749 --> 01:06:14,976
Oh my God, I've never noticed
how dark your eyes are.

1571
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Ow!

1572
01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,059
Do that again.

1573
01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:21,083
Ow!

1574
01:06:22,582 --> 01:06:23,582
Oh God!

1575
01:06:25,624 --> 01:06:27,059
Oh my...

1576
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,083
No...

1577
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:32,810
Ow, fuck.

1578
01:06:32,834 --> 01:06:34,434
What took you so long?

1579
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:35,874
I got the keys.

1580
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:39,000
Tom and Nikki are fucking.

1581
01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:41,476
Heh, okay.

1582
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:42,809
Where we at?

1583
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:43,833
It's finished.

1584
01:06:44,624 --> 01:06:45,435
It's done?

1585
01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,059
Did it post?

1586
01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,934
You're gonna be famous, sweetie.

1587
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:49,768
Great.

1588
01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:51,101
Let's grab Tom and get
the fuck out of here.

1589
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,558
No, if we go now they'll know.

1590
01:06:52,582 --> 01:06:54,101
They're all over the place.

1591
01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:56,142
Let's just go downstairs,
get them liquored up,

1592
01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:59,017
wait for them to fall asleep,
and then make a break for it.

1593
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,684
Can you handle that?

1594
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,142
Andrew can't.

1595
01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:04,351
But the Amazing Andy can.

1596
01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:05,874
Game over, bitch.

1597
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:25,892
Oh baby, things are heating up!

1598
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:26,726
That's what I'm talking about!

1599
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:27,767
Hey, where is she?

1600
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:29,059
There she is!

1601
01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:31,059
Hey, this my girl right here!

1602
01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:33,850
Hey, it's last night in town
everybody, let's turn up!

1603
01:07:33,874 --> 01:07:34,684
Woo!

1604
01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:35,708
Let's, ooh.

1605
01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:37,227
What?

1606
01:07:37,251 --> 01:07:38,600
Got a little reflux or something.

1607
01:07:38,624 --> 01:07:39,435
Is that normal after-

1608
01:07:39,459 --> 01:07:41,226
Yo, let's get turn up y'all!

1609
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,226
I got some beers here.

1610
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:44,684
Yo, we gotta get lit tonight.

1611
01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:46,434
We gotta get fucked up, want some beer?

1612
01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:47,352
Come on.

1613
01:07:47,376 --> 01:07:48,684
Nah, I'm already
turnt man, I'm good.

1614
01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:49,518
Hey!

1615
01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:50,976
Yo, what's up?

1616
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,934
My God, Joey, your hair looks so good.

1617
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:53,893
So much better than mine.

1618
01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:55,393
Please, have you seen yourself?

1619
01:07:55,417 --> 01:07:56,725
Hashtag goals!

1620
01:07:56,749 --> 01:07:58,642
Yeah, whoa, "hashtag goals!"

1621
01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:00,101
Huh, alright.

1622
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:00,934
Oh!

1623
01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:01,935
Fire's ready.

1624
01:08:01,959 --> 01:08:03,600
Woo!

1625
01:08:03,624 --> 01:08:05,434
Okay, hey, okay.

1626
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:07,708
Our delicate little
flower's withered away, huh?

1627
01:08:28,749 --> 01:08:30,458
God help me.

1628
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:33,517
Let's get this party started!

1629
01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,226
What do you say?

1630
01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:37,916
Yo Bryce, when you going back to LA, dude?

1631
01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:40,791
Haven't decided yet.

1632
01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:42,976
I'd be dying to get back.

1633
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,351
I mean beaches, mansions, models.

1634
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:46,976
What a life huh?

1635
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,393
Everywhere has its flaws, Tom.

1636
01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:49,749
Hey, not Jersey.

1637
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,684
Especially Jersey.

1638
01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:55,417
My life isn't exactly
what you think it is, Tom.

1639
01:08:56,582 --> 01:08:59,309
I'd still take your
life over mine any day.

1640
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:00,642
Yeah, it's a little
like when rich people

1641
01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:03,017
tell you money doesn't buy happiness.

1642
01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:04,351
Might be true, but I think I'd rather

1643
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,500
find out the hard way.

1644
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:10,517
Joey, I can't believe this
is our last night together.

1645
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:12,309
I feel like we just became best friends.

1646
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:14,767
I know, I feel the exact same.

1647
01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:16,393
I wish we could stay here forever.

1648
01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:17,394
Me too.

1649
01:09:17,418 --> 01:09:21,624
Well we threw their van keys
in the woods, so now we can.

1650
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,767
I'm so glad this worked out, Bryce.

1651
01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:27,684
I've had a blast.

1652
01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:28,601
Yeah, we know, dude.

1653
01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,850
We heard all 30 seconds Of it.

1654
01:09:30,874 --> 01:09:31,684
Piss off, Andy.

1655
01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:32,517
It was longer than that.

1656
01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:33,351
Check the tape.

1657
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:34,375
I saw.

1658
01:09:36,874 --> 01:09:37,916
Were you recording?

1659
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,767
It's a nice memory.

1660
01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:42,393
Proof of your sin, dude.

1661
01:09:42,417 --> 01:09:43,434
Having sex before marriage.

1662
01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:44,600
Dude, what are your parents gonna think?

1663
01:09:44,624 --> 01:09:46,892
Fuck you, Andy!

1664
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:47,726
Tommy.

1665
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:50,600
Seriously, just shut the fuck up okay?

1666
01:09:50,624 --> 01:09:52,725
Joey and I bend ourselves over backwards

1667
01:09:52,749 --> 01:09:53,850
for your channel and
all you do is treat me

1668
01:09:53,874 --> 01:09:56,517
like some intern that you can mess with.

1669
01:09:56,541 --> 01:09:57,809
Dude, what are you talking about?

1670
01:09:57,833 --> 01:10:00,250
I'm not your crazy sidekick, Andy.

1671
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,351
Not everyone's purpose in life

1672
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,267
is to help the Amazing Andy, okay?

1673
01:10:04,291 --> 01:10:06,517
This weekend was supposed to be a fun,

1674
01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:08,600
relaxing weekend partying
with our friends.

1675
01:10:08,624 --> 01:10:11,600
Not fucking filming a stupid vlogumentary

1676
01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:14,725
and settling your petty
vendetta with Bryce.

1677
01:10:14,749 --> 01:10:15,559
Dude, shut up.

1678
01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:17,809
Oh no, what if he hears?

1679
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:18,850
What if he hears?

1680
01:10:18,874 --> 01:10:22,393
Hey Bryce, Andy thinks you are a demon.

1681
01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:25,226
And you've brought us all here to kill us.

1682
01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:28,083
So would you mind bringing
him back to reality, Bryce?

1683
01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,458
Bryce?

1684
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:42,083
Do you ever hear that voice
in the back of your head?

1685
01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:44,185
Hmm?

1686
01:10:44,209 --> 01:10:46,874
That uncontrollable
part of your conscience.

1687
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:49,558
Making decisions.

1688
01:10:49,582 --> 01:10:52,017
Determining right, wrong.

1689
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,850
Good from evil.

1690
01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:55,725
Poisoning your mind with thoughts

1691
01:10:55,749 --> 01:10:58,083
of inadequacy and self-doubt?

1692
01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,541
It started when I was 12.

1693
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,684
We were pranking this crazy old man

1694
01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:07,874
when he snapped and dragged me inside.

1695
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,558
Andy was there.

1696
01:11:10,582 --> 01:11:12,309
Filming the whole thing.

1697
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:14,250
Anything for the shot, right buddy?

1698
01:11:16,417 --> 01:11:17,666
The old man tied me up.

1699
01:11:18,582 --> 01:11:19,642
And told me he was giving me

1700
01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:22,083
a gift that would set me free.

1701
01:11:23,874 --> 01:11:25,333
That's when the voices began.

1702
01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,850
At first they were helpful.

1703
01:11:28,874 --> 01:11:30,934
Telling me what to do, what to say,

1704
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:33,083
to achieve anything I wanted.

1705
01:11:34,417 --> 01:11:36,000
After awhile they got bored.

1706
01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:39,267
Hungry for something new.

1707
01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:42,976
Started telling me to do
things to hurt myself.

1708
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,000
My friends.

1709
01:11:44,874 --> 01:11:45,874
So I ran.

1710
01:11:46,749 --> 01:11:48,208
Moved across the country.

1711
01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:50,958
But they followed me.

1712
01:11:53,582 --> 01:11:56,083
So how'd you get them to stop?

1713
01:11:57,541 --> 01:11:59,166
Well that's just it, Tommy.

1714
01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:01,666
I didn't.

1715
01:12:03,208 --> 01:12:05,850
It turns out it takes a very special

1716
01:12:05,874 --> 01:12:09,476
kind of person to receive
a gift of that magnitude.

1717
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,393
Just ask Katie Perkins.

1718
01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:12,958
Well, actually.

1719
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:14,809
Don't.

1720
01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:16,458
Turns out she couldn't handle it.

1721
01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:21,850
I guess you just can't give
it to anyone these days.

1722
01:12:21,874 --> 01:12:23,351
It was a big mess.

1723
01:12:23,375 --> 01:12:25,101
You remember Katie, right?

1724
01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,458
She had those bangs.

1725
01:12:27,624 --> 01:12:29,417
Hey Joey?

1726
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:33,059
Let's get a shot of Andy's face.

1727
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:34,333
Yeah, right there.

1728
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:37,833
That's perfect for the vlogumentary.

1729
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:41,101
Hate to break it to you, Bryce.

1730
01:12:41,125 --> 01:12:43,874
My video just posted
an hour ago, fuckface.

1731
01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,458
Right, Joey?

1732
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,083
Jo?

1733
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,000
Oopsies!

1734
01:12:55,541 --> 01:12:57,125
Look at his face!

1735
01:12:58,916 --> 01:12:59,934
Oh my God!

1736
01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:01,541
"Game over, bitch."

1737
01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:11,517
Told him it wouldn't fit.

1738
01:13:11,541 --> 01:13:12,767
Are you gonna cry?

1739
01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:14,833
Is little Andy gonna cry?

1740
01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:22,582
What is that?

1741
01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:27,166
Wait.

1742
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,059
Ew.

1743
01:13:29,083 --> 01:13:30,582
What's that smell?

1744
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,208
Oh shit.

1745
01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:35,892
It's the sump pump.

1746
01:13:35,916 --> 01:13:38,166
I told him it wouldn't all fit.

1747
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,250
Oh my God!

1748
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:51,185
Fuck this, dude!

1749
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,666
Run run run!

1750
01:14:01,958 --> 01:14:04,059
What the hell, Tom?

1751
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:05,083
Look!

1752
01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:07,125
Oh God!

1753
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:11,458
Shit, dude.

1754
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:14,333
We gotta go!

1755
01:14:27,417 --> 01:14:28,417
Tom!

1756
01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:36,600
Dude, there's no lock, dude!

1757
01:14:36,624 --> 01:14:37,934
Grab something or something!

1758
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:39,500
I think I have a belt in here.

1759
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:41,517
Here here here.

1760
01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:42,351
Okay okay okay.

1761
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:43,227
Gotta put it on.

1762
01:14:43,251 --> 01:14:44,934
I think I got it.

1763
01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:45,767
Got it?

1764
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:46,601
Yeah, it's in, dude.

1765
01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:48,309
Do you have
your phone with you?

1766
01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,351
No, Nikki has it.

1767
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:50,184
Shit.

1768
01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:51,208
Wait wait wait wait wait.

1769
01:14:53,666 --> 01:14:54,476
You saw what I saw dude?

1770
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,310
Their fucking eyes, man.

1771
01:14:55,334 --> 01:14:56,767
No I saw, I saw, man.

1772
01:14:56,791 --> 01:15:00,267
Nikki had it too when we
were, you know, making love.

1773
01:15:00,291 --> 01:15:01,101
Hello, hi!

1774
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:02,018
My friend Tom and I are being held

1775
01:15:02,042 --> 01:15:03,934
against our will at our friend's cabin.

1776
01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:06,101
Yes, 66 Bishop Place.

1777
01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:06,935
Really?

1778
01:15:06,959 --> 01:15:08,226
You sure?

1779
01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,934
Okay, thank you.

1780
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:12,208
They said there's someone at
our location already, dude.

1781
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:18,476
Go for Pat, go for Pat.

1782
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:19,558
Officer Pat here.

1783
01:15:19,582 --> 01:15:21,434
Walking through the house now.

1784
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,850
Nothing out of the ordinary.

1785
01:15:22,874 --> 01:15:25,934
Just a bunch of kids having a wild party.

1786
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,958
I'll do another sweep before I leave.

1787
01:15:31,208 --> 01:15:32,434
Hello?

1788
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:34,000
You boys okay in there?

1789
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,558
Officer Pat to dispatch.

1790
01:15:37,582 --> 01:15:39,291
Everything's all set here.

1791
01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:42,101
Your friend called me to say you two

1792
01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:45,000
took some drugs and
weren't thinking clearly.

1793
01:15:47,624 --> 01:15:49,476
Why the fuck would they
be here already, dude?

1794
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:50,310
Oh God.

1795
01:15:50,334 --> 01:15:51,892
The reflux is coming back.

1796
01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:53,184
You didn't take any

1797
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:55,041
of your buddy's melatonin did you?

1798
01:15:55,874 --> 01:15:57,725
Hi, yeah, this is Andy, I just called.

1799
01:15:57,749 --> 01:15:59,184
Officer Pat is NOT here.

1800
01:15:59,208 --> 01:16:00,600
Can you please send someone else?

1801
01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:01,435
What are you doing?

1802
01:16:01,459 --> 01:16:02,725
What the fuck?

1803
01:16:02,749 --> 01:16:04,250
Oh God!

1804
01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:08,541
I think God is cursing me
for having premarital sex.

1805
01:16:10,041 --> 01:16:12,582
Either that or it's gonorrhea.

1806
01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:22,083
Oh hi there.

1807
01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:24,434
Brilliant Bryce here.

1808
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:26,666
The Amazing Andy's best buddy.

1809
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:30,934
We have a very special
video for you today.

1810
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:33,809
But first, a word from our sponsors.

1811
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:36,017
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1812
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:38,517
cutting things out of your life.

1813
01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:41,309
Luckily, we have just the thing.

1814
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,600
I'm in the market.

1815
01:16:42,624 --> 01:16:44,226
Look at all these options.

1816
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:46,684
What do you recommend
for a woman like myself?

1817
01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:48,434
Well Jo, you're in luck.

1818
01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:50,393
I've got the perfect tool for a strong

1819
01:16:50,417 --> 01:16:52,809
independent woman like yourself.

1820
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,934
An elegant rusty knife.

1821
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:57,892
For those tough, hard to sever cuts.

1822
01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,351
Perfect for removing ligaments

1823
01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:01,624
or just some lighthearted stabbing.

1824
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,600
Do you think the Ouija
board did this, dude?

1825
01:17:11,624 --> 01:17:12,934
I don't care, man.

1826
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:14,517
We just need to get out of here.

1827
01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,558
Obviously, man, but if
they came out of the board

1828
01:17:16,582 --> 01:17:18,184
maybe we gotta put them back in.

1829
01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:19,267
This isn't Jumanji.

1830
01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:20,291
Oh God.

1831
01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,125
I think I'm gonna puke.

1832
01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:26,000
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

1833
01:17:32,582 --> 01:17:37,582
This may be bad timing,
dude, but I want to apologize.

1834
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,500
For...

1835
01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:43,517
For everything, man.

1836
01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:46,458
I know I've been such a
fucking asshole to you.

1837
01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:50,125
It's fine.

1838
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,934
It's fine, I should've
listened to you about Bryce.

1839
01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:54,642
Dude, if we make it out of this thing

1840
01:17:54,666 --> 01:17:57,434
I'm gonna shut the fucking channel down.

1841
01:17:57,458 --> 01:17:59,500
I do not want to turn into Bryce, man.

1842
01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:03,958
My life is just...

1843
01:18:05,582 --> 01:18:07,749
Fine the way it is, you know?

1844
01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,125
Andrew.

1845
01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:13,666
You're my best friend.

1846
01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:16,458
But you're full of shit.

1847
01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:23,208
Someone's here.

1848
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:26,541
Oh God.

1849
01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,101
I can't tell, man.

1850
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,125
It's dark.

1851
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:50,684
Good evening!

1852
01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:51,809
Hello!

1853
01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:55,684
Hi, I'm so sorry that
I'm late, but I was...

1854
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,916
It doesn't matter, okay.

1855
01:18:58,749 --> 01:19:01,600
Lord God, lamb of God, take away

1856
01:19:01,624 --> 01:19:04,351
the sins of the world and have mercy...

1857
01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:06,083
No, okay.

1858
01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:21,642
I feel like this isn't what you wanted.

1859
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:22,850
Is this not?

1860
01:19:22,874 --> 01:19:26,976
Do you have a note for me, or
maybe is it not convincing?

1861
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,809
I can do a liturgical dance.

1862
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:30,267
Like a tasteful...

1863
01:19:30,291 --> 01:19:31,291
More prayer?

1864
01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:34,642
Oh shit, dude,
it's Marlow the priest.

1865
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:35,559
Call for help.

1866
01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:36,600
Help!

1867
01:19:36,624 --> 01:19:37,624
Help!

1868
01:19:38,375 --> 01:19:39,375
Help!

1869
01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,184
Woo!

1870
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,958
Smile!

1871
01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,850
That's a wrap on the priest!

1872
01:19:59,874 --> 01:20:00,685
Fuck!

1873
01:20:00,709 --> 01:20:02,059
What the fuck, dude?

1874
01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:02,893
Tom!

1875
01:20:02,917 --> 01:20:04,041
Run, dude, run!

1876
01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:07,166
Go-go-go-go-go-go!

1877
01:20:14,874 --> 01:20:15,767
Tom!

1878
01:20:15,791 --> 01:20:16,768
Tom!

1879
01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:18,184
Goddammit!

1880
01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:21,725
I told you boys a hundred times.

1881
01:20:21,749 --> 01:20:25,101
Stay out of my yard!

1882
01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:25,934
No!

1883
01:20:25,958 --> 01:20:26,768
Not again!

1884
01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:28,850
Save yourself!

1885
01:20:28,874 --> 01:20:29,874
Nooooo!

1886
01:20:30,666 --> 01:20:32,976
Take that, you creepy old fuck!

1887
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,000
Tom!

1888
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,166
Come on, dude.

1889
01:20:38,541 --> 01:20:39,874
Go, run!

1890
01:20:45,582 --> 01:20:48,017
Ha, you missed!

1891
01:20:48,041 --> 01:20:49,708
Next time I won't.

1892
01:20:56,125 --> 01:21:00,458
I don't know how much
further I can make it, Andy.

1893
01:21:01,708 --> 01:21:02,767
Andy, your camera.

1894
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,059
It's fine, dude.

1895
01:21:04,083 --> 01:21:05,184
Come on, just a little further.

1896
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,018
Okay.

1897
01:21:06,042 --> 01:21:07,059
Don't worry buddy, we're gonna

1898
01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:08,267
find a place for you to lie down.

1899
01:21:08,291 --> 01:21:10,226
It's gonna be fine.

1900
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:12,558
My insides are on fire.

1901
01:21:12,582 --> 01:21:13,767
Dude, shut up.

1902
01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:14,892
They might hear us.

1903
01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:15,768
Oh God, I need
this out of me, dude.

1904
01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:17,101
You're gonna be fine, just-

1905
01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:18,684
I need this out of me!

1906
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:19,850
Holy shit!

1907
01:21:19,874 --> 01:21:21,017
You gotta tie me up.

1908
01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:21,851
Are you possessed, dude?

1909
01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,142
I don't know, man.

1910
01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:24,351
It was fucking Nikki wasn't it?

1911
01:21:24,375 --> 01:21:25,393
Why'd it take you so much
longer than everyone else?

1912
01:21:25,417 --> 01:21:28,184
Because
I'm such a GOOD little boy!

1913
01:21:28,208 --> 01:21:30,267
Just grab the
sheets, man, anything!

1914
01:21:30,291 --> 01:21:32,351
Fucking what about these?

1915
01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:33,600
Gross, fine, whatever!

1916
01:21:33,624 --> 01:21:34,809
Fine, hold still, dude.

1917
01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,666
- Hold still.
- Hurry!

1918
01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:41,601
Okay, yeah.

1919
01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:44,309
Yeah, okay, these
are tight enough at least.

1920
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,102
Okay.

1921
01:21:45,126 --> 01:21:47,059
In my bag there's a bible.

1922
01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:47,893
Get that.

1923
01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:49,101
You still carry your bible around?

1924
01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:49,935
Just get the fucking book, man!

1925
01:21:49,959 --> 01:21:51,558
Jesus, okay, man!

1926
01:21:51,582 --> 01:21:52,393
Now what?

1927
01:21:52,417 --> 01:21:53,227
Okay.

1928
01:21:53,251 --> 01:21:54,434
Open the yellow tab and read it.

1929
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:55,268
No!

1930
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:56,767
Read the red one, bitch!

1931
01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:58,351
Don't listen to him!

1932
01:21:58,375 --> 01:21:59,185
Read the yellow tab.

1933
01:21:59,209 --> 01:22:00,558
Dude, a lot of these
are bookmarked, man.

1934
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:01,476
Just read!

1935
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,500
Okay!

1936
01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:06,582
"In the name of Jesus
Christ, our God and Lord."

1937
01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:09,558
Burn!

1938
01:22:09,582 --> 01:22:12,017
Burn your whore face!

1939
01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:13,059
"She followed Paul and
the rest of us shouting"

1940
01:22:13,083 --> 01:22:14,142
"These men are servants
of the Most High God"

1941
01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:15,309
"who are telling you the way to be saved."

1942
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:16,476
Is this helping?

1943
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:17,310
No,
don't read another word

1944
01:22:17,334 --> 01:22:18,558
you stupid little bitch!

1945
01:22:18,582 --> 01:22:20,101
Come here so I can eat your skin!

1946
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,226
Nom nom nom nom nom!

1947
01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:22,267
Alright!

1948
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:24,434
"Paul, having been greatly
annoyed with the spirit,"

1949
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,394
"turned and said to the
spirit I command you"

1950
01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:27,184
"in the name of Jesus
Christ to come out of her."

1951
01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:28,102
Fuck, that's it!

1952
01:22:28,126 --> 01:22:29,476
I command you in the name

1953
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,934
of Jesus Christ to come out of him!

1954
01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:33,541
Get out of my friend!

1955
01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:40,291
Wait, did that actually work?

1956
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,309
I think so.

1957
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:46,226
Oh God.

1958
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:47,916
Yeah, the burning feeling's gone.

1959
01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:50,166
Can you untie me?

1960
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,393
Jesus dude, that was fucking insane!

1961
01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:54,226
Oh my God.

1962
01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:55,185
Why were you so much
worse than everyone else?

1963
01:22:55,209 --> 01:22:56,850
Probably because I just

1964
01:22:56,874 --> 01:22:57,685
plucked my little flower

1965
01:22:57,709 --> 01:22:59,417
now come here so I can pluck yours!

1966
01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,059
Don't judge a book by its cover.

1967
01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:05,833
Nah, that's was bad, I'll go again.

1968
01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:16,477
Hey guys.

1969
01:23:16,501 --> 01:23:20,642
I figured I'd do one last interview.

1970
01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:22,393
In case things go wrong.

1971
01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:25,267
I started this vlogumentary to understand

1972
01:23:25,291 --> 01:23:29,226
why my friend Bryce Levy abandoned us.

1973
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:33,101
And now my friend is possessed by a demon.

1974
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:35,517
And actively trying to kill me.

1975
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:37,017
Joey has all the footage,

1976
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:39,083
so I have nothing to prove my case.

1977
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,500
I could run.

1978
01:23:45,291 --> 01:23:47,476
And leave my friends behind.

1979
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:50,000
I've been very good at that.

1980
01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:53,624
What's the point, dude?

1981
01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:55,517
He's Bryce Levy, man.

1982
01:23:55,541 --> 01:23:58,267
He gets whatever he
wants, whenever he wants.

1983
01:23:58,291 --> 01:23:59,791
And me, I'm a nobody.

1984
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,850
I'm a fucking nobody, dude, with nothing.

1985
01:24:03,874 --> 01:24:08,666
Nothing, stuck sitting on
the ground talking to no one.

1986
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:14,291
No.

1987
01:24:15,916 --> 01:24:17,059
No, fuck that, dude.

1988
01:24:17,083 --> 01:24:18,083
Fuck that!

1989
01:24:19,041 --> 01:24:21,017
Not this time, man.

1990
01:24:21,041 --> 01:24:22,976
Bryce Levy and I have been best friends

1991
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,309
since we were four years old, dude.

1992
01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:25,184
Four!

1993
01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,018
Diapers, man.

1994
01:24:26,042 --> 01:24:27,267
Diapers.

1995
01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:29,558
I know he's in there somewhere.

1996
01:24:29,582 --> 01:24:30,874
And I'm gonna get him out.

1997
01:24:31,708 --> 01:24:32,976
Andy!

1998
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,267
All right, gang.

1999
01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:36,517
In case this is the last you hear from me,

2000
01:24:36,541 --> 01:24:38,476
this has been the Amazing Andy.

2001
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,434
Signing off.

2002
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:41,725
Like.

2003
01:24:41,749 --> 01:24:42,749
And subscribe.

2004
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:46,749
Goddammit.

2005
01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,684
Bryce?

2006
01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:58,600
You there buddy?

2007
01:24:58,624 --> 01:25:00,291
Bryce!

2008
01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:09,268
Holy shit!

2009
01:25:09,292 --> 01:25:11,208
Fuck me, dude.

2010
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:13,541
Whoa!

2011
01:25:17,041 --> 01:25:18,850
I always loved doing my own stunts.

2012
01:25:18,874 --> 01:25:19,810
Dial it back, man.

2013
01:25:19,834 --> 01:25:21,958
There's nobody even here to impress.

2014
01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:26,558
- Great landing, Bryce.
- Great landing, Bryce.

2015
01:25:26,582 --> 01:25:27,394
What, were you just waiting

2016
01:25:27,418 --> 01:25:29,101
outside for the perfect entrance?

2017
01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:31,267
We thought it would be
cute for your little video.

2018
01:25:31,291 --> 01:25:32,227
Yeah, well my video will be

2019
01:25:32,251 --> 01:25:34,558
fine enough without your help, dude.

2020
01:25:34,582 --> 01:25:35,394
Oh Andy.

2021
01:25:35,418 --> 01:25:38,125
Can't even put the camera
down for one second can you?

2022
01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:39,768
What are you doing, man?

2023
01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:41,000
Give it back!

2024
01:25:43,541 --> 01:25:46,892
Oh, isn't that cute, guys.

2025
01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:49,976
Andy thinks that he has a choice.

2026
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:50,810
- He doesn't.
- He doesn't.

2027
01:25:50,834 --> 01:25:52,059
- What an idiot.
- What an idiot.

2028
01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:54,725
Oh, and you can put the glass down now.

2029
01:25:54,749 --> 01:25:56,041
Won't be needing it anymore.

2030
01:25:58,417 --> 01:26:00,059
Come on, Andy.

2031
01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:01,725
I'm just trying to help.

2032
01:26:01,749 --> 01:26:04,083
You'll like things better this way.

2033
01:26:07,708 --> 01:26:08,708
Yeah, I doubt it.

2034
01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:11,708
Come on, Andy!

2035
01:26:18,041 --> 01:26:19,226
Hi, Andrew.

2036
01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:20,892
Isn't this awesome?

2037
01:26:20,916 --> 01:26:22,393
I usually hate the shit we film,

2038
01:26:22,417 --> 01:26:23,767
but you've really outdone yourself.

2039
01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:24,809
Why are you doing this?

2040
01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:27,434
Because you deserve it!

2041
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:28,268
Joe.

2042
01:26:28,292 --> 01:26:29,767
Can you hear me?

2043
01:26:29,791 --> 01:26:31,393
I know you're in there somewhere.

2044
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:32,916
It's me Andy, Jo.

2045
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,393
What are
you running from, Andy?

2046
01:26:39,417 --> 01:26:41,708
We're just trying to help.

2047
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,101
"The Lord provided a
huge fish to swallow Jonah."

2048
01:26:48,125 --> 01:26:49,351
"And Jonah was in the belly of the fish"

2049
01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:50,600
"for three days and three nights."

2050
01:26:50,624 --> 01:26:52,558
The red tab!

2051
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:54,017
You read the red tab, you fool.

2052
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,267
You will be consumed by your ignorance.

2053
01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:57,291
Fuck.

2054
01:26:58,333 --> 01:27:00,934
"Paul, I command you in the name"

2055
01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:02,809
"of Jesus Christ to come out-"

2056
01:27:02,833 --> 01:27:05,666
If only works If you
believe it, sweetheart.

2057
01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:11,185
Bryce?

2058
01:27:11,209 --> 01:27:13,101
Bryce?

2059
01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:13,934
I don't know.

2060
01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:14,809
Bryce what's wrong?

2061
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:15,642
It burns!

2062
01:27:15,666 --> 01:27:16,666
Oh my God!

2063
01:27:17,749 --> 01:27:18,600
Bryce.

2064
01:27:18,624 --> 01:27:19,476
Bryce.

2065
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:20,309
What's wrong?

2066
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:21,333
Bryce!

2067
01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:22,977
It burns!

2068
01:27:23,001 --> 01:27:24,101
It burns!

2069
01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:25,708
It burns!

2070
01:27:29,791 --> 01:27:31,500
It's just a prank, Andy!

2071
01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,749
What the fuck is wrong with you?

2072
01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:37,976
Oh come on, Andy.

2073
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,226
When did you get so naive?

2074
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:43,642
Come on man, you used to
be prepared for anything.

2075
01:27:43,666 --> 01:27:46,767
A wet willy, a wedgie, or a crazy old man

2076
01:27:46,791 --> 01:27:48,934
with a fondness for little boys.

2077
01:27:48,958 --> 01:27:51,850
Dude, we were both
in on the prank, dude.

2078
01:27:51,874 --> 01:27:53,767
It could've been either one of us.

2079
01:27:53,791 --> 01:27:55,267
But it wasn't.

2080
01:27:55,291 --> 01:27:56,642
You got away.

2081
01:27:56,666 --> 01:28:00,558
You got to live a normal life
without a scratch on you.

2082
01:28:00,582 --> 01:28:01,708
Isn't that right?

2083
01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:06,517
Poor Andy still has to
live with his parents.

2084
01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:09,017
Poor Andy can't get anyone to watch

2085
01:28:09,041 --> 01:28:12,226
his hilarious fart videos.

2086
01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,500
Nothing's ever poor Andy's fault.

2087
01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:18,000
The whole world must be out to get him.

2088
01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:20,208
I'm sorry.

2089
01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:22,125
What was that?

2090
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:24,666
I'm sorry, okay?

2091
01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:27,101
It was my fault what
happened to you, dude.

2092
01:28:27,125 --> 01:28:28,725
If I could go back and trade places

2093
01:28:28,749 --> 01:28:30,541
with you I would, but I can't.

2094
01:28:31,624 --> 01:28:32,624
You would?

2095
01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:34,268
Really?

2096
01:28:34,292 --> 01:28:35,666
Yes, yes I would.

2097
01:28:37,125 --> 01:28:38,125
Hmm.

2098
01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:40,393
The Amazing Andy.

2099
01:28:40,417 --> 01:28:42,624
Desperate for fame and recognition.

2100
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:44,958
A need to be seen.

2101
01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:49,500
And he will do anything to get it.

2102
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:54,166
Do you see that camera, Andy?

2103
01:28:55,083 --> 01:28:56,558
Hmm?

2104
01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:57,582
Yeah?

2105
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,458
It sees you too.

2106
01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:02,041
Shhh, easy.

2107
01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:07,083
I'm not gonna hurt you, Andy.

2108
01:29:08,208 --> 01:29:09,850
I'm giving you a gift.

2109
01:29:09,874 --> 01:29:11,517
The chance to be the person

2110
01:29:11,541 --> 01:29:13,208
you've already dreamed of being.

2111
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:17,059
Me.

2112
01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:19,250
Because you deserve it.

2113
01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:23,375
Please.

2114
01:29:24,417 --> 01:29:26,000
Please, Bryce.

2115
01:30:08,417 --> 01:30:09,600
Hey everyone.

2116
01:30:09,624 --> 01:30:10,791
Brilliant Bryce here.

2117
01:30:11,749 --> 01:30:12,749
It's been a while.

2118
01:30:13,458 --> 01:30:15,767
But I promise the wait will be worth it.

2119
01:30:15,791 --> 01:30:19,393
Andy spent his entire life
hiding behind a camera.

2120
01:30:19,417 --> 01:30:20,809
Trying to get noticed.

2121
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:22,725
Trying to be seen.

2122
01:30:22,749 --> 01:30:25,558
Well Andy, welcome to the limelight.

2123
01:30:25,582 --> 01:30:28,684
A life fully seen, but never noticed.

2124
01:30:28,708 --> 01:30:29,767
Enjoy the ride.

2125
01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:32,375
It's romantic and full of adventure.

2126
01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:34,351
But when it's over, allow me

2127
01:30:34,375 --> 01:30:37,083
to offer you one piece of advice.

2128
01:30:38,083 --> 01:30:39,725
Find someone as desperate

2129
01:30:39,749 --> 01:30:42,809
and pathetic as you to pass it on to.

2130
01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:45,558
After all, it's a gift.

2131
01:30:45,582 --> 01:30:46,582
And they deserve it.

2132
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,083
Just like you.

2133
01:31:20,291 --> 01:31:21,934
Did you leave the camera on?

2134
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:23,291
I'm not an idiot, Tom.

2135
01:31:26,041 --> 01:31:27,041
You ready?

2136
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:29,083
Yep.

2137
01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:30,916
Okay.

2138
01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,185
What's up everybody?

2139
01:31:38,209 --> 01:31:39,393
It's the Amazing Andy, back at it

2140
01:31:39,417 --> 01:31:41,725
again with another epic video.

2141
01:31:41,749 --> 01:31:45,250
As always, remember to like
and subscribe 'cause we're...

2142
01:32:30,791 --> 01:32:32,708
Now back to the show.

2143
01:33:11,208 --> 01:33:13,833
I've been here before.

2144
01:33:17,417 --> 01:33:20,041
Somebody turned this shit off!

2145
01:33:21,125 --> 01:33:23,558
All
right, what up everybody?

2146
01:33:23,582 --> 01:33:26,184
It's the Amazing Andy
coming at you from LA.

2147
01:33:26,208 --> 01:33:27,517
Los Angeles, California.

2148
01:33:27,541 --> 01:33:29,434
West coast, baby, let's party!

2149
01:33:29,458 --> 01:33:30,767
Yo, Tom!

2150
01:33:30,791 --> 01:33:32,101
Tom come here, baby!

2151
01:33:32,125 --> 01:33:34,142
Quit eating that fruit, what's good?

2152
01:33:34,166 --> 01:33:35,267
Come on man, we're waiting for you.

2153
01:33:35,291 --> 01:33:36,934
Here we go, here we go.

2154
01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:37,976
Thank you, Dew.

2155
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,958
Thank you thank you thank you.

2156
01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:42,684
- Woo!
- Yeah!

2157
01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:43,934
Come on, come on, share the love.

2158
01:33:43,958 --> 01:33:45,517
- Get in there, get in there.
- Share the love.

2159
01:33:45,541 --> 01:33:46,684
Come here come here.

2160
01:33:46,708 --> 01:33:47,518
Thank you.

2161
01:33:47,542 --> 01:33:49,101
All right.

2162
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:50,558
Thank you, Dew.

2163
01:33:50,582 --> 01:33:52,250
All right, here we go.

2164
01:33:54,208 --> 01:33:55,624
Fuck me!

2165
01:33:56,458 --> 01:33:58,892
Hey,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy!

2166
01:33:58,916 --> 01:33:59,726
Yeah?

2167
01:33:59,750 --> 01:34:01,267
Can you tell our viewers please

2168
01:34:01,291 --> 01:34:03,976
why we're all celebrating here today?

2169
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,184
Well I'd first like to thank

2170
01:34:06,208 --> 01:34:07,767
all of our beautiful sponsors.

2171
01:34:07,791 --> 01:34:09,476
They're the ones who made this all happen.

2172
01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:10,892
And of course I want to thank our fans.

2173
01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:12,642
You guys have made it possible.

2174
01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:14,600
But I just want to say we're here

2175
01:34:14,624 --> 01:34:19,041
because we just hit
10 million subscribers!

2176
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,434
Oh shit!

2177
01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:23,267
Oh baby!

2178
01:34:23,291 --> 01:34:24,268
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, Andy Andy!

2179
01:34:24,292 --> 01:34:25,517
One more question, one more question.

2180
01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:26,976
For the fans, for the fans.

2181
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:29,476
If you could go back to when we started

2182
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:32,582
Mean Spirited, would you change anything?

2183
01:34:34,749 --> 01:34:36,000
Andrew would.

2184
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,309
But the Amazing Andy?

2185
01:34:38,333 --> 01:34:40,166
Doesn't give a fuck!

2186
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:34,083
Yeah, nailed it.