1 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:21,271 No, wait, Neptune, trust me. Do not go to Earth. It's not worth it. 2 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,233 That place is dirty and wet and lonely and... 3 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:27,861 Come on, Neptune, remember our, our spontaneous dance party. 4 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:31,448 What? Stay here with me if you wanna get funky! 5 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,116 But I can go to Earth now. 6 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,161 Yes, you can. Congratulations. You completed your Earth Pass. 7 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,205 - And 22 did not. - COUNSELOR JERRY A: Not yet. 8 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,748 She has no reason to live. 9 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,625 COUNSELOR JERRY B: She's working on it. 10 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,210 HAPPY SOUL 1: Whee! 11 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,716 Oh, what makes you so great, you stupid floating rock? 12 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,260 Stealin' all my friends. 13 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,136 How would you like it if I... 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,641 If I stopped souls from visiting you? 15 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:01,186 Then they would have to stay here with me. 16 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,366 Wow! 17 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,289 You are mindless blank slates. 18 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,374 We are mindless blank slates. 19 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,709 You have no purpose. 20 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,168 We have no purpose. 21 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,336 Until right now. 22 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,754 Until right now. 23 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,382 Congratulations. You five souls have been chosen... 24 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,050 Congratulations, you five souls... 25 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,011 No, stop it. Don't repeat that part. Stop it. 26 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,180 Don't repeat that part. Stop it. 27 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,892 You have been selected to be members of an exclusive, secret organization 28 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,894 whose only purpose is to prevent souls 29 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,396 from going to the dumb planet known as Earth. 30 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:48,442 Does our unstoppable gang have a really cool name? Yes, it does. 31 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,403 We shall be known as The Apocalypse. 32 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,574 You can repeat that. 33 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,534 - ZIMMY: Amock-a-trips! - 34 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,660 MOONBEAM: A-pick-a-fizz! 35 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,788 Apocalypse. Anonymous Provocateurs and Other Culprits 36 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:05,167 that are Against Leaving Your friends to go to Pathetic Stupid Earth. 37 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,753 - But I like Earth. - No, you don't. You hate Earth. 38 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,046 I hate Earth. 39 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,964 Me, too. I hate Earth. 40 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,549 I hate Earth! 41 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,511 - I hate Earth! I hate Earth! - Yes! 42 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,721 The Apocalypse is now. 43 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,224 - Follow me. - ALL: Apocalypse now! 44 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,523 Our mission, stop souls from discovering their inspiration. 45 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:30,567 Without inspiration, they can't complete their Earth Pass. 46 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,735 Bingo, Macaroni. 47 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,654 And then they have to stay here with us. 48 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,031 Oh, by the way, I gave us all cool codenames. 49 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,952 Macaroni, Zimmy, Peanut, D-pac, Moonbeam, 50 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,454 Cheese, and Crackers. 51 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,580 We are The Apocalypse! 52 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,290 ZIMMY: Amock-a-trips! MOONBEAM: A-pic-a-fizz! 53 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,125 Steal everything you can. 54 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,420 Nice job. Keep going. 55 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,049 We are The Apollo-Miss! 56 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,133 Yes! 57 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,137 Go! Go! 58 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:02,933 Nice, Peanut. 59 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,060 Driving is fun! 60 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,856 I'm goin' to Earth! 61 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,775 No! I told you to steal, not be inspired! 62 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,110 PEANUT: Whoo-hoo! 63 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,238 Wait! Peanut, stop! Earth is bad! 64 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,908 - Ugh. Fine. We don't need Peanut. - I thought I was Peanut. 65 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,285 In fact, this is good. 66 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,537 - I'm glad Peanut left. - Me, too. 67 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,248 - You always agree with everything I say? - I agree! 68 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,585 You have no original thoughts and I like that. Zimmy's a follower. 69 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,711 I'm a follower! 70 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,463 - No! - Whoo-hoo! 71 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,717 Not again. Zimmy, come back! Ugh! 72 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,219 Hey, 22. What a coincidence. 73 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,345 Deny everything. 74 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,431 It's so nice to see you making new friends. 75 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,516 These aren't my friends. I've never seen them before. 76 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,726 I love 22. 77 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,227 You don't know me. 78 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,062 I don't know 22. 79 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,940 I love lying! 80 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,984 Ugh! As if Earth needs another politician. 81 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,194 You can't stop us. 82 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,070 We're The Acapulco-lisp. 83 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,989 Whoa, there. Stop it. Tickles. 84 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,407 Fight the power, Moonbeam. 85 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,661 - Oh, come on! - I'm a doggie! 86 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,289 I'd hate to be that soul's parents. 87 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,085 We failed. 88 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,171 I failed. 89 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,966 None of my friends stay my friends. 90 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:19,968 They all leave me. 91 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,138 Except for you, Macaroni. 92 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,892 Mm. 93 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,068 -Whee! 94 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,738 You've won this round, ya dumb planet. 95 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,157 You can take everyone that ever meant anything to me, 96 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,659 but you'll never get this soul. 97 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:47,120 I swear over my nonexistent body, I will never go to Earth... 98 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:51,416 Maybe someday 22 will finally go to Earth and learn what the meaning of life is. 99 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,502 Come to think of it, what is the meaning of life? 100 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,379 - You don't know? - Nobody told me. 101 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,090 Oh, it's simple, really. We're all here for the purpose of... 102 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,289 Is that it? 103 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,292 Sounds so banal when it's said out loud. 104 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,545 Too bad, really.