1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,446 Okay, alright, and how does that make you feel? 4 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:12,751 Let me tell you something about me. 5 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,840 For real, bitch. Don't got time for it. 6 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,842 And the reason why we can't see eye to eye 7 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,540 is because it's the communication. 8 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:21,064 It's not in my household at all when it comes to him. 9 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:24,024 And he put my business out because I had shit left over... 10 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,938 ♪ Anything and everything 11 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,810 ♪ Sloppy is the only way 12 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,812 ♪ Top it off, I go for rounds 13 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:32,423 ♪ I'm lyin'...going down 14 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,904 ♪ Legs suspended, back extended ♪ 15 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,732 ♪ Forward-thinking, dick all in it ♪ 16 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,734 I had shit left over in my ass, 17 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:42,303 and the reason why I had shit in my ass, Miss Webb, 18 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:45,088 if you want, can I go there with you? 19 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,350 It was another crease in my ass, 20 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:47,873 and I had to leave that in there. 21 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,571 You had shit left over in your ass? 22 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,660 -Yes. -That you didn't wipe off or... 23 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:55,751 No. The reason why there was shit left in my ass -- 24 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,100 the time we went to Six Flags. 25 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,536 First of all, long night. 26 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,756 And that's why I wear the panty liners, 27 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,801 and I want to make sure, but there was shit left in there. 28 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:07,893 Thank you for all of that information. 29 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:11,941 There was a lot of, um, interesting stuff there. 30 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:14,074 -Thank you for sharing. -You're welcome. 31 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,727 Duval, so what would you like to work on? 32 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,253 Look at him, lady. He probably high. 33 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:22,125 He do this shit all the time. All the fucking time. 34 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,910 Really? Okay. Um... 35 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:27,957 Duval? Duval, are you with us? 36 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,698 But I got something for that ass. 37 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,221 -Bitch. -Okay, no violence. 38 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,875 Get your ass up. 39 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:34,485 You didn't hear this little therapist talking to you? 40 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,008 I was listening right here. I'm listening to her. 41 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,314 God damn, you ain't got to be talking like that. 42 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:39,142 This what I'm talking about right here. 43 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,709 I'm sitting up here chilling, vibing, living my best life. 44 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,276 Therapist, he is high. 45 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,321 -Okay. -High as a kite. 46 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,149 Alright, and how does that make you feel? 47 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,803 -Depressed. -Depressed? 48 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,153 No dick. All around. 49 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,589 Would you fuck this? 50 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,463 This her good outfit. 51 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,943 Looking like Daddy Yankee in that damn shirt. Let's talk. 52 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,293 You fucked me in this same shirt. 53 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,382 I damn sure did. Come on, therapist. 54 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,558 -You see how the separation is? -I see. 55 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,342 She ain't brushed her teeth this morning. 56 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,562 Sure enough didn't 'cause I had to rush to get on his ass. 57 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,085 Smell like open ass. 58 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,000 So you just gonna put my business out there? 59 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:13,350 How would -- How would you like things to shift, 60 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,004 and what would you like to see come out of the situation? 61 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,919 My thing is, 'cause let's get to it. 62 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:18,486 You just gonna put my business out there like that. 63 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:19,748 You just put my business out there. 64 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,358 -Duval. -What? 65 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:23,055 Now, if the world want to see that little limp dick -- 66 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,883 If you blink one more time, you gonna fly off here. 67 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,929 -That limp. That limp. -That limp. 68 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,887 Why you gonna tell her that? 69 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,628 My dick ain't limp. It's just her pussy stink. 70 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,413 Would your dick get hard if her pussy stink? 71 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,197 -Wow. -Wow. 72 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,938 This is why we here, D. 73 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,723 If I'm up like this, I need him to get that corner. 74 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,769 -And he don't get that. -He don't get the corners. 75 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,074 Don't get the corner. 76 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,511 Ain't nobody else complain. 77 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:44,990 -Okay. -Ain't nobody else complain. 78 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,775 -So I'm good. -So you're cheating on her? 79 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:49,212 -Excuse me, what? -So you a cheater. 80 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,561 -Y'all crazy. Ha. -So you a cheater. 81 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,215 Ha ha. Your wild boy. No. 82 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,738 I wasn't saying none of that. 83 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,349 I'm just saying. Oh, my phone. Is that my phone? 84 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:56,915 I think we're making a lot of progress here. 85 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,526 -You think? You think? -A lot of open honesty. 86 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,049 Yo, yo. Shh, shh. Yo. 87 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,790 Is that really an important phone call 88 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,487 that you need to take right now? 89 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,402 Alright, I'm on my way. Say no more. 90 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,230 Where your ass think you finna go? 91 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,145 -Got a little show and whatnot. -Oh, well -- 92 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,627 Oh! See, Miss Webb? But I-I appreciate you. 93 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,195 I appreciate you so much. 94 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,589 I-I'd rather not. 95 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,504 Miss Webb? 96 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,158 There's shit in your fingernails. 97 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,333 I'm okay. 98 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,248 Oh, shit, okay. 99 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,903 Well, thank you for your time. I see you next week about 2:00? 100 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,992 -Yep. -Okay. 101 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,603 There's no shit on my hands. He -- He lied. 102 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,431 Atlanta, y'all know who getting ready 103 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,607 to hit this motherfucking stage. 104 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,176 And when I bring him to the stage, 105 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,092 I want y'all to make a lot of fucking noise. 106 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:46,443 With no further ado... 107 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:50,578 I want y'all to show a whole, whole, whole lot of love 108 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:58,629 for the one, the only Lil Duval! 109 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,851 Come on. 110 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,246 Good evening, ladies and gentleman. 111 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,815 I'd like to welcome y'all to a happy place. 112 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,253 Brought to you by... 113 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,994 -Baby. -Come on. 114 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,170 Zero... 115 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,259 and me. 116 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,999 Everybody, come on. 117 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,132 ♪ If you vibin', put your hands in the air, baby ♪ 118 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,352 ♪ If you vibin', put your hands in the air, baby ♪ 119 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,571 ♪ Keep that negative shit over there, baby ♪ 120 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,660 ♪ 'Cause we vibin' with our hands in the air, baby ♪ 121 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:32,184 ♪ If you vibin', put your hands in the air, baby ♪ 122 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,622 ♪ Keep that negative shit over there, baby ♪ 123 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,537 ♪ If you vibin', put your hands in the air, baby ♪ 124 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,017 ♪ If you vibin', put your hands in the air, baby ♪ 125 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,280 Whoa! 126 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,499 Come on. 127 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,719 Come on. 128 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:48,810 Nigga, give them the shoulders, nigga. 129 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:51,378 If you're having a good time, say, "Yeah!" 130 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:53,728 Say, "Yeah!" 131 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,818 Come on. Well, let me see you do this. 132 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,428 You put your hands to the side. 133 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,693 Ow. 134 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,783 Cut it, deejay, cut it. Cut that shit. 135 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,220 Cut that shit. What's happening? 136 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,746 Y'all better turn up in this bitch. 137 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,965 Acting all bougie and shit, oh, high clan, 138 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,445 low-income motherfuckers. 139 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,579 We'll have a good time in this bitch. 140 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,885 I'm a comedian with a goddamn live band. 141 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,800 Y'all give it up for my band and shit. 142 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,282 This is smooth. 143 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,589 Y'all haven't never seen a comedian with a keytar player. 144 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,721 This nigga -- That's a keyboard and a guitar mixed together. 145 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,070 Play something for them. 146 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,420 Let's show them how smooth that is. 147 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:42,907 Y'all like that? 148 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,127 But it ain't sexy, though. 149 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,085 You got to make it sexy to get the women. 150 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,522 You got to put some chin in it. 151 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,350 Put some chin in it. 152 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,787 There you go. 153 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,180 Yeah, like you eating pussy, like you eating pussy. 154 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,617 Yeah, there you go. 155 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,141 You see it? 156 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,361 Do you see the sex appeal now? 157 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,973 Alright, that's enough. Alright. 158 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,104 Alright! 159 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,281 Shit. 160 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,762 Well, give it up for my deejay, DJ Coop. 161 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,024 DJ Coop Hoe. 162 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,417 I didn't ask you to do your drop, though. 163 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:18,203 Nigga, stop. 164 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:22,338 Motherfucker fucking up shit. I love music. 165 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,862 But sometimes music can fuck you up, too, though. 166 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,647 You ever be in a club loud as hell 167 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,345 but don't realize you loud as hell till the music cut off? 168 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,173 And then you embarrassed 'cause you have to explain? 169 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,783 Play something. I'm gonna show you how a nigga be. 170 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,176 ♪ Show me what that mouth do♪ 171 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,091 ♪ Show me what that mouth do♪ 172 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,919 ♪ Show me what that mouth do♪ 173 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,747 And the nigga tried to fuck me. 174 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,709 Better loosen y'all ass up. I don't give a fuck. 175 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:48,103 I'm already high, so it don't even matter. 176 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,148 Shout-out to all the women that's two weeks pregnant 177 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:52,368 and don't know it. 178 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,370 Congratulations, bitch. 179 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,241 It's gonna be your last drink tonight. 180 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,721 Turn up. 181 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,201 And shout-out to all them 182 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,725 that got on waist shapers right now. 183 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:04,293 I know you sweating like a motherfucker in that bitch. 184 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,600 Take that shit off like a busted can of biscuits. 185 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:07,992 Foo! 186 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,299 Better take your clothes off in the tub 187 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,432 so you don't spill everywhere. 188 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:13,911 There's some women in this motherfucker, though. 189 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,391 Women, make some noise. 190 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:20,048 Yeah, y'all ain't shit. 191 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,616 Women ain't shit, and the sad thing about it, 192 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,966 y'all ain't even realize y'all ain't shit. 193 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,577 Like, fellas, we know we ain't shit, ain't that right, fellas? 194 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,538 Just us two? 195 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,757 Look at all the fellas with their old lady 196 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,585 talking about, "Ha! 197 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:38,370 You're a wild boy." 198 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:41,548 No, that's our code word to tell our homeboy to shut the fuck up. 199 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,899 Ha! You're a wild boy. 200 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,857 You shut up. 201 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,772 When a nigga look at you and don't blink, 202 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,470 he trying to tell you something. 203 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,692 No, fuck it, I know I ain't shit. 204 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,565 I ain't shit and a half, nigga. 205 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,480 Fellas, you ever be talking to a girl 206 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,916 and she tell you about her ex-boyfriend 207 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:05,006 and you realize you just like that nigga? 208 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,573 "You know, my last boyfriend want to sit home 209 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:07,791 and play video games all night. 210 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,227 You ain't gonna do that, is you?" 211 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,274 "No! Not I." 212 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:15,495 Look at the fellas. Ha! You're a wild boy. 213 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,629 Fellas, you ever be with your girl 214 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,891 and your homeboy call you about last night, 215 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,545 you got to play that shit off 216 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,068 'cause he louder than a motherfucker on the phone? 217 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,506 Me and my girl, we riding. My homeboy call me. 218 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,290 "Hey, boy, you fuck that bitch last night?" 219 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,858 Say, "Shit, I'm just chilling." 220 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,599 "She sucked your dick?" 221 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,557 "Just with the wifey and shit." 222 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,342 Ha! You're a wild boy. 223 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,475 Trying to cut the volume down on the side of the phone. 224 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,303 You ever did that? 225 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,087 Nigga be getting loud, so you try to out-loud him. 226 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,741 "Aaaah! 227 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,787 Wild boy. Let me call you back. Bye." 228 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:50,312 The nigga never get the hint. 229 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,488 But that's the difference between women and men, though. 230 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,925 Women get the hint when their girl call, don't y'all? 231 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,798 Motherfuckers. 232 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,364 Women can be in that same scenario. 233 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,757 Your girl calls, she knows just what time it is 234 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,324 soon as you pick up that phone 235 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,587 just by how you pick up the phone. 236 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,415 Same scenario. We driving. 237 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,025 Your girl call. 238 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,810 "Yeah?" 239 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:10,985 "He with you? 240 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,770 Alright, I'mma call you back." 241 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,165 And we sitting there looking stupid than a motherfucker. 242 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,689 "Was that Tasha? She is so cool." 243 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:23,258 So look at your girl, now she talking about, "Ha! 244 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,260 You're a wild boy." 245 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,134 There's some women, boy. I see you. 246 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,267 Single women, make some noise. Y'all happy? 247 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,358 Y'all ain't happy. Shut that shit up. 248 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,841 Single women love being fake happy in public, 249 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,408 till they get by theyself by 11:00. 250 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,976 Got to lay in that bed, look up at the ceiling fan all night 251 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,064 like this. 252 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,502 Something got to give. 253 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,550 Next thing you know, they all on Facebook and Instagram 254 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,552 putting up lonely posts and shit. 255 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,121 Posting shit like, "God gonna find the right man for me." 256 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:04,386 "When one door close, the other one opens." 257 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,041 "He did not bring me this far." 258 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,697 They be killing me, man. 259 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,046 If you ever want to get a good laugh, 260 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,875 get on Facebook about 11:00. 261 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,225 That's when they be all in they feelings, nigga. 262 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,096 I seen this one girl put on Facebook, 263 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,750 "Glass of Moscato and bubble bath." 264 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,230 I said, "Bitch, you about to drown. 265 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,536 Bitch, get your ass out of that damn tub." 266 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,277 She talking about, "to have a little me time." 267 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,149 I said, "Bitch, you ain't got no choice." 268 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,716 It's only you. 269 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,632 Don't be bringing that negative energy over here. 270 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,372 Fuck that single shit. I ain't with that single shit. 271 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,896 I'm a relationship-type nigga. 272 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,680 If you in a relationship, clap your relationship. 273 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,075 That's the shit right there. 274 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,554 I like being in a relationship 275 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,687 'cause I like having my pussy at the house. 276 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:48,038 For real. That way when I try to talk to another girl, 277 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,867 I don't feel bad when she turns me down. 278 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,261 You know, you ain't fucking. Fuck it, I got pussy. 279 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,871 Pussy ain't no problem. 280 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,047 I don't give a fuck about you raggedy, ugly bitch. 281 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,919 You ain't my type. 282 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,792 No, I'm just serious. But for real... 283 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,143 I hate being single. 284 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,579 You know why I hate being single the most? 285 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,364 'Cause I hate dating. Y'all like dating? 286 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,713 I hate that shit, man. 287 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:11,932 You got to act like you give a fuck 288 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,368 what they talking about and shit. 289 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,761 For real that's your favorite color? 290 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,719 Bitch, I don't give a fuck. 291 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,026 Are those your kids? Bitch, fuck them kids. 292 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,681 Little gremlin-looking motherfuckers. 293 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,639 I hate that shit. I'm a relationship-type nigga. 294 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,032 One thing about being in a relationship, 295 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,729 that shit spoils you. 296 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,209 And you don't realize how spoiled you is 297 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,211 till you have to go back to dating 298 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,300 and get back out there on them streets. 299 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,520 Did this 2019 Millennial dating shit. 300 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,087 You be out there long enough, you start rethinking 301 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,220 your last relationship, like, "You know what? 302 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:42,353 It really wasn't that bad, now that I think about it. 303 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,877 We all have our ups and downs. 304 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,357 You just don't give up on people, you know." 305 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,055 'Cause I can't do it, man, 306 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,839 'cause it don't take much to turn me off. 307 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,885 Like, I cut a motherfucker off for anything for real, for real. 308 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,018 Like, I cut this one girl off 'cause she snore. 309 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,454 If you snore, bitch, it's over. 310 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,892 I can't be doing that snoring shit, mnh-mnh. 311 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:03,331 This girl snored so loud, she woke her damn self up in fear. 312 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,246 Like "Who here, who here?" 313 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,901 I said, "Bitch, ain't nobody here." 314 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,599 She said, "How you know?" "'Cause, bitch, I've been up. 315 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,948 Can't go to sleep in this motherfucker. 316 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,950 You been snoring all goddamn night long." 317 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,430 She'll be 318 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,562 Bitch a dragon? What the fuck? 319 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,304 And you can tell the motherfucker 320 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,045 they know they snore, too. 321 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,438 'Cause it don't matter when you wake them up, 322 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,353 they always got an excuse. 323 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,703 Be like, "Bitch wake up." "Because I'm laying on my back." 324 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,967 Bitch. Fuck you know what I was waking you up for? 325 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,187 "It's my allergies. 326 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,797 It's the pollen." Bitch, we in the house. 327 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,799 Ain't no goddamn pollen in this goddamn house. 328 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,322 She said, "I'm not snoring, I'm wheezing." 329 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,802 Whatever the fuck you doing, 330 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,456 gonna put this goddamn pillow over your head 331 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,762 so you can snore dead. 332 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,069 So I don't fuck with no girl that snore. 333 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,549 I don't fuck with young girls, neither. 334 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,594 Like, girls under 25, I don't fuck with y'all, 335 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,379 'cause y'all attention span too fucking short. 336 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,684 Y'all can't stay focused. 337 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,077 And this a public service announcement, 338 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,079 'cause it was heavy on my heart, young girls. 339 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,820 I want to say this. 340 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,910 Keep your hygiene right. Wash your back. 341 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,782 These young bitches ain't washing they back. 342 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:07,308 These raggedy hos taking baths in the goddamn sink and shit. 343 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,962 This girl had a shit stain on her bra. 344 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,964 Like, bitch, how you get a shit -- 345 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,967 Like, you know what? I'm too good for you, bitch. 346 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,839 Fellas, know your worth. Know your worth. 347 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,407 And they always want to go out all fucking night long. 348 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,192 "Where we going next?" "Nowhere, bitch. We chilling." 349 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,282 Got to take them hos on field trips. 350 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,676 Got to have activities for young bitches. 351 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:30,766 Shit, I see why Bill Cosby put them drugs in they drink. 352 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,683 I'm just playing. Ha! Wild boy. Laugh. 353 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,424 It's a joke. I said I see why. 354 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,861 I didn't say I do it. 355 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,037 Alright, moving on. So, yeah. 356 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,346 I don't fuck with young girls. That's how you get caught up. 357 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,869 Matter of fact, I don't fuck with no girl 358 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,741 that got a little boy that's over 12. 359 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,961 'Cause they be sizing me up and shit. 360 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,442 That shit ain't funny, man. 361 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,530 Y'all know what niggas go through, 362 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,053 'cause you at 20 about my height, 363 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,099 then they have their little growth spurt. 364 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,797 Now they think they tough. They want to fight an adult. 365 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,495 And I'm the first nigga they see in they weight class. 366 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,629 I had this girl. She had a little boy. 367 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,109 I'm trying to tell him what to do. 368 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,198 This nigga ain't listen to shit I said man. 369 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,416 I said, "Man, go take a shower, 370 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,113 go to your room and go to sleep." 371 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,854 "Who?" 372 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,812 I said, "You, nigga, better take your ass and go to sleep." 373 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,685 He gonna go to his mama, "Mama, you better get your boy. 374 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,905 Get your little friend." 375 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,820 And she got the nerve to go to him talking about, "Calm down. 376 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,083 He ain't worth it." Bitch, I am worth it, ho. 377 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:30,478 Fuck you and fuck being his stepdaddy, too. 378 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,567 And that's another thing -- I can't be a stepdaddy. 379 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,396 I'm a dead-beat stepdad. I learned from that situation. 380 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,354 'Cause, bitch, we break up, it's over for him, too. 381 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,052 I don't want to ever see him again. 382 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,357 I don't want him on none of my socials. 383 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,707 I'm blocking him on everything. 384 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,840 'Cause being a stepparent is hard. 385 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,450 Any stepparents here? Clap. 386 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,017 Stepparent. 387 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,411 I know you ain't want to clap for him, I get it. 388 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,109 But I salute y'all. Y'all got a hard job. 389 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,371 Y'all got to take care of a motherfucker 390 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,199 that don't give a shit about you. 391 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940 They don't love you, I'm gonna tell you that right now. 392 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,029 They really don't. For real, nigga. 393 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,291 They don't even call you stepdaddy. 394 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,815 Be like, "That's my mama boyfriend." 395 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,035 Don't let them get in they feelings. 396 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,994 You know what they favorite line when they mad, ain't it? 397 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,386 "You ain't my daddy." 398 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,258 Trying to hurt your feelings and shit. 399 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,912 But let me tell you something about me. 400 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,261 You try to hurt my feelings, 401 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,871 I'm trying to hurt your feelings back. 402 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,090 I don't give a fuck how young you is, 403 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,005 you gonna get this work, you hear me? 404 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,615 Shit, think it's a game, nigga. 405 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,138 Soon as you start talking that shit, talking about, 406 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,748 "You ain't my daddy," I'm gonna say, "I know. 407 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,663 If I was, you wouldn't be so goddamn ugly, fuck boy, 408 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,448 puss-ass nigga. 409 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,016 You gonna never be shit, just like your fuck-ass daddy, nigga. 410 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,713 You gonna go to jail with him. He gonna rape you, fuck boy. 411 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,542 How about that? Bitch." 412 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,545 That was too much? 413 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,330 No, it wasn't. 414 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,331 Y'all don't know this little nigga. 415 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,464 He's the devil. 416 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,032 I told that nigga about trying me in the first place. 417 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,729 Matter of fact, I told that nigga he try me again, 418 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,427 I'm gonna fuck his mama with the door open. 419 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,648 Make sure he watch. Like, "Yeah, nigga. 420 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,259 Kicking your mama down. 421 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,782 And I'm gonna spit on the pussy." 422 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,786 No hands. 423 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,619 That shit was not funny. 424 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,360 They thought it was. 425 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,841 -Miss Webb? -I had a sneeze. 426 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,539 Okay, great. We've seen all that we need to see. 427 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,888 Your own kid. 428 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,412 That ain't my kid. 429 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,718 You can't say that fuck shit about my child. 430 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,199 -He's not ugly. -He has a grown face. 431 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,635 He has grown features. 432 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,072 So, how does it make you feel, 433 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,203 him talking about your son like that? 434 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,988 It don't -- It don't -- 435 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,425 It -- It actually hurts my feelings 436 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,123 because that's my child, very much embarrassed. 437 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:37,387 He knew him from young, so for him to do that -- 438 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,823 And he's 12 years old. 439 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,911 He been in his life for a minute, 440 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,478 and for him to talk about 441 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,132 what we got going in my household on your stage. 442 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,916 And that shit was trash. You need to try it again. 443 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,266 You got bread crumbs in your eyelash. 444 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,484 I don't give a fuck what I got. 445 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,269 And -- And Ray Ray is 12? 446 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,923 -He's not 12! -12 years old. 447 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,665 -He act12. -He's 12 years old. 448 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,189 I can bring in the documents and everything, 449 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,365 birth certificate, everything. 450 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,193 Stop talking about my damn child. 451 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,890 How your child, he go to the club? 452 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,371 He don't come in till 3:00 in the morning. 453 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,547 I'm just tired of this whole relationship 454 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,505 because before this, I didn't have gray hair. 455 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,507 Dealing with this, it's just too much. 456 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,119 Well, Duval, you cannot speak to children like this. 457 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,077 Children? The nigga vote. 458 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,687 And what the fuck does your gray hair 459 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,515 got to do with anything? I told you to get that Bigen. 460 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,256 You did not want to listen to me. 461 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,692 Man, I don't want to get no fucking Bigen. 462 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,868 I'm a grown-ass man. I like my gray hair. 463 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,132 This is God telling me to get out this relationship. 464 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,047 To get the fuck away from y'all. 465 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,091 Mm. 466 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,397 He trying to do a rapid refund. 467 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,138 He tried to claim me on his taxes. 468 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,574 No, Ma, I ain't gonna sit here 469 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,228 and keep letting him disrespect me, man. 470 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,144 -Ray Ray. Ray Ray. Ray Ray! -Nigga, you ain't finna do shit. 471 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,276 Why you keep bringing him with you? 472 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,973 You told me it was just gonna be me and you. 473 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,540 You need to be quiet, because at the end of the day, 474 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,976 y'all need to have a relationship or y'all don't. 475 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,543 Why? I don't want to be with you. 476 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,371 What the fuck I want to be with him for? 477 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,373 Duval, Ray Ray is a little big, I will say. 478 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,245 -Yes. -Ray Ray, do you pay taxes? 479 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,596 When he first met me, he knew what this was. 480 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,772 -Me and Ray Ray. -Okay. 481 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,906 However oversized he was, small size, that's my child. 482 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,778 Take your thumb out your mouth! 483 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,259 Nigga bigger than both of us put together. 484 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,782 Does he have special needs? 485 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,218 -Yes! Yes. -Okay. 486 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,481 -Miss Webb, Miss Webb. -Nigga robbed me. 487 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,092 -He robbed you? -He robbed me. 488 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,571 -Oh, wow. -He think I didn't know. 489 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,920 I said to Ray Ray, "Dig in his pockets." 490 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,009 He put the pistol to my head. 491 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,533 And he cocked back. 492 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,491 He threatened your life? 493 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,145 Yeah, I said, "Ray, I know it's you." 494 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,886 Ray Ray, do you have a pistol? 495 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,453 See, he ain't gonna be happy till I beat his ass again. 496 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,281 Alright, you hit me, you goin' to jail. 497 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,804 I'm pressing charges. You gonna be in there with your daddy. 498 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,414 I don't even think that's his daddy. 499 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,459 Got that man thinking his daddy in jail 500 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,851 and you don't know his daddy. 501 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,940 -That ain't really his -- -You're not his -- 502 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,334 -Fuck -- Look at him. -He ain't my daddy. 503 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,380 -Don't want to be. -I get that. 504 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164 But you don't see the shit he be doing. 505 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,297 He be leaving the door open while y'all be in there fucking. 506 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,343 All I hear is That's all I hear. 507 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:50,390 I-I-I did fuck her one time, but it was a long time ago. 508 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,827 He told everybody on the basketball team 509 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,263 that I peed in the bed. 510 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,917 -Mm. I remember that. -He did. 511 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,658 -He's old. Like, what the fuck? -I remember that. 512 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,616 Ray Ray, why were you peeing in the bed? 513 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,880 It wasn't the whole pee. It was pre-pee. 514 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,405 -Pre-pee? That was pre-pee? -He has documentation. 515 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,842 It made all four corners of the bed. 516 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,887 This nigga here, he peed it all up. 517 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,454 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -It's on my Snapchat. 518 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,717 Wait. What is pre-pee? 519 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,893 Like pre-cum, it was pre-pee. 520 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,678 On four corners of the bed. 521 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,768 Miss Webb, I took little Ray Ray to the doctor. 522 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,423 The doctor said he has an issue with pre-pee. 523 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,556 -Pre-pee. -So when I told Duval that, 524 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,297 he took it as a joke. 525 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,951 -That's what hurt me because -- -It's not a joke. 526 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,867 So he has a diagnosis of pre-pee? 527 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,955 No, don't tell him nothing. 528 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,391 He just need to watch his back. 529 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,088 -I got breaking news. -What? 530 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,916 I'm moving out, and I don't want nobody to stop me. 531 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,483 No, I don't want nobody to stop me. 532 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,138 Till he can learn to respect us, I'm gone. 533 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,446 Bye. Two fingers like a player. Take your mama. Take your mama. 534 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,361 -Shut up. -What? 535 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,927 That was so rude. 536 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,973 Duval, you cannot speak to children like that. 537 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,583 It's the truth. 538 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,411 I think we're making a lot of progress here. 539 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,544 -I think so, too. -Yes. 540 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,591 I can't let him see me nut quick. 541 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,115 Then he'll have one up on me, 542 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,900 and I don't need that image here, you know. 543 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:10,034 I do nut quick. That shit crazy. 544 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,993 I nut quick, but I know myself, fellas. 545 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,300 You got to know yourself so you won't be embarrassed. 546 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,518 I know I nut quit. 547 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,477 That's why I don't fuck to music. 548 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,479 Shit, I tried to fuck this girl to a song. 549 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,089 I nutted before the chorus came on. 550 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,483 I was like, "Shit, this a long-ass first verse. 551 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,225 What song is this, Tony! Toni! Toné! 'Anniversary'?" 552 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,053 I ain't finna be fucking you all night. 553 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,491 I don't know who invented that shit. 554 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,275 I had this girl text me one time, talking about, 555 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,408 "When I see you again, I want you to fuck me all night." 556 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,627 I said, "Well, bitch, you don't want to see me again 557 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,499 because I told you want I can and can't do." 558 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,284 Like, I can't put all that energy on my heart at this age. 559 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,764 Like, I could die. 560 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,766 Like, why would you want to fuck all night? 561 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,898 Do y'all know how long all night is for real, for real? 562 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,684 Fucking goddamn all night. 563 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:54,340 The only way we fucking all night, we start at 11:59. 564 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,169 Yeah, I did my job. 565 00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,606 Now all the other shit you on, 566 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,434 you tripping tripping, for real, for real. 567 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,610 'Cause women be tripping about that shit for real. 568 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,612 They be wanting to fuck al-- Like, ladies, 569 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,049 how much -- how much time you need for a good fuck? 570 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,311 Like, what's your good amount of time? 571 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,617 What you need? 572 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,750 45? 573 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,494 If a nigga fuck you for 45 minutes, your pussy garbage. 574 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,105 45 minutes? 575 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:24,195 Do you know how long 45 minutes of straight fucking? 576 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,328 So 45 minutes of this, just... 577 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,426 That's 10 seconds right there, and I'm about to black out. 578 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,472 Fucking for goddamn 45 minutes. 579 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,343 The only way you fucking 45 minutes, 580 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,780 there be 44 of them niggas and tag in with him. 581 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:47,262 Like, "I'm going last. Go ahead. Y'all do y'all thing." 582 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,830 I'm gonna go last, get all the credit. 583 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,788 Stay woke. I know what I'm doing. 584 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:55,139 Fucking goddamn all night. Shitting me. 585 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,793 When I stick my dick in the pussy, bitch, 586 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,099 it's off to the races. 587 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,668 You better hurry up and get yours before I get mine. 588 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,671 'Cause you see my face change, something happened. 589 00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:08,065 When you see me go 590 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,026 You know, that's that nut face a man can't control. 591 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,725 Excuse me for slobbering on your phone. 592 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,773 You see all the veins in a nigga's neck 593 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,122 when he talking about... 594 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,869 Women laughing harder 'cause women like to see your face 595 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,827 when you cumming, don't y'all, ladies? 596 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,307 You could be fucking a girl from the back, 597 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,091 she's still gonna turn around -- "Let me see." 598 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,224 "Bitch, turn around. Bitch, nobody told you look at me." 599 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,835 Y'all be turning around smiling and shit. 600 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:41,751 Just stop. Don't do that. 601 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,798 Don't be looking at me. I know how I look. 602 00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,887 I can't control the muscles in my face when I nut. 603 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,410 That shit be feeling so good, like... 604 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,803 I don't think women understand 605 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,239 what we go through when we nut, fellas. 606 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,502 Like, I don't know how a woman nut feels, 607 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,983 but it feel anything like a man... 608 00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:58,333 Mm-mm-mm. 609 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,162 I think a piece of me die every time I nut, like... 610 00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:04,165 You ever seen that light flash? That's God. 611 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:07,734 For real, that's why when a man nut, he do like this. 612 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,432 'Cause it's his spirit coming out his body 613 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,434 that he can't control, like... 614 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,088 It's impossible to nut without jerking. 615 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,132 Try it. 616 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,484 Fellas, y'all be about to nut 617 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,050 and you think a whole lot about to come out, 618 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:21,661 just end up being a little bit? 619 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,053 You be like 620 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,229 Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! 621 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,709 Hold on. There got to be more in there. 622 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:28,319 Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! 623 00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:29,799 She be sitting there waiting to catch it. 624 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,105 "That's it?" 625 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,106 It's like, "I don't need no towel. 626 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,934 I'll rub this in." 627 00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:36,327 Look at that, gone, voilà. Magic. 628 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,375 When a woman smile and shake like that, that ain't good. 629 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,205 "Oh, yeah, you dick me now. Yeah. 630 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:45,946 Yeah, I came. 631 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,991 Came for nothing, motherfucker." 632 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:51,647 And you know what make me nut the quickest, though? 633 00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,257 When girls talk. 634 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:54,650 Like, if you don't want me to nut, don't talk to me. 635 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,609 'Cause I'mma nut quick. I bust, for real. 636 00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,741 Like, that shit just turn me on, nigga. 637 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,787 And you know who talk the most when you fucking them? 638 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,484 White girls. 639 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,051 White girls talk to you when you fucking them, nigga. 640 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,357 They make you feel special. 641 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:09,535 For real, they be saying shit like, "Shoot it in my eye." 642 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,930 "Give me that cock." 643 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,194 "Is it all you? Jesus Christ." 644 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:19,327 Not a black girl. 645 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:20,937 Black girl, you be fucking the shit out of her, 646 00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:23,374 she ain't gonna say shit but 647 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:28,075 Bitch, say something! 648 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,469 Stick her ass with a needle. 649 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:34,603 Not the white girl. The white girl -- "Oh, my God. 650 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,997 Oh, this dick is amazing." 651 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,520 God damn it, I ain't never had nobody 652 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,609 tell me my dick was amazing. 653 00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,524 This is alright, God damn it. 654 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,047 Not you black women, though. 655 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,529 Jump off the dresser on your ass. 656 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,754 But them white girls -- "Oh, my God. 657 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:57,583 Oh, I feel you in my chest cavity. 658 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,976 Take me to Wakanda." 659 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,892 Ah, bitch, I ain't even in the room no more. 660 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,984 Fuck y'all. I'm funny. 661 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:11,858 And I'm high. I love weed. I don't give a fuck. 662 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,600 When you high, don't nothing matter. 663 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,210 Yeah, but I don't like the weed here in Atlanta 664 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,386 because y'all be taxing here, be trying a nigga. 665 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:20,431 Don't try me with that fuck shit. 666 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:24,174 Nigga tried to sell me an ounce for $600. 667 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:25,480 I called the police on that nigga. 668 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,090 I said, "Bitch, you going to jail. 669 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,963 You do not need to be on the streets." 670 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:31,921 You fucking serious? 671 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,402 Miss Webb, pause that for me, please. 672 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:35,838 Pause that for me, please. 673 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,144 You see how you just talk about my family? 674 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:39,755 -You see that? -I don't see no lie. 675 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,931 He's the problem with our community right now. 676 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:45,369 So, how does it make you feel that he talks about your family? 677 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,941 -Miss Webb. -Oh, Lord. 678 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,595 I'm hurt. 679 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,858 Hurt? Here come the fake crying. 680 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,860 We got some violins or something? 681 00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:00,297 So, you really called the cops on her brother? 682 00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:02,561 -Sure did. Sure did. -Yes. 683 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,824 He tried to sell me an ounce for $800. 684 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,695 -Miss Webb. -An ounce for $800? 685 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:09,393 You don't know his situation, though, Duval. 686 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:10,960 -$800. -That's pretty pricy. 687 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:13,006 And got my peoples locked up. 688 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,399 I told them last time, I said, "You try to overcharge me again, 689 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:16,879 I'm calling the police." 690 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,012 And he knew it was my brother's third strike. 691 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:22,189 He don't care about my son. He locked up my brother. 692 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:25,018 Now this? It's so hurtful. I promise you it is. 693 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,802 And it's just so aggravating to me. 694 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,499 You want to just break up with me? 695 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:29,675 You could do that. You could leave. 696 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:30,893 -I can't do -- -You can leave. 697 00:26:30,937 --> 00:26:33,330 Why I stay in it, rent gets paid. 698 00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:35,202 What was you doing before me? 699 00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,421 You know I can't get no job right now, Duval. 700 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:39,772 You know that. For my papers. 701 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,338 Tell her about your papers. 702 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,079 Let her know. Oh, she didn't tell you? 703 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,951 -I'm Haitian, Miss Webb. -Green card shorty. 704 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,083 Being from Haiti, I don't got papers. 705 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:48,345 You're an illegal immigrant? 706 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,304 I am. I'm in here, so... 707 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:52,872 Okay, let's talk about what we do now 708 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,613 -and how we move forward. -What do we do? 709 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,137 There's no damn communication, Miss Webb. 710 00:26:57,180 --> 00:27:00,314 I'm in an abusive relationship for real, and this has to stop. 711 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:01,620 It's so fucking hot in here. 712 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,274 I promise you, I'm hot and musty. 713 00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:05,624 Miss Webb, please help me. 714 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:06,973 That's 'cause you got all that hair. 715 00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:08,583 You shave it, you won't be musty. 716 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,019 -Okay, guys, guys. -And you still eat it. 717 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,804 -I wouldn't eat you. -Two fingers. 718 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,241 -You the last bitch to eat. -Two fingers. 719 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,590 Two fingers? 720 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:21,770 This session is supposed to be about change. 721 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:23,946 Yeah, I'm trying to change, trying to grow. 722 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:25,382 -You're trying to grow. -That will never happen. 723 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,342 So, if you know that you talking about her family 724 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:31,562 and getting her brother locked up hurt her, 725 00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,347 would you do it again? 726 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,567 Is a pig pussy pork? 727 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,308 S-S-- What? 728 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:39,614 Is a pig pussy pork? 729 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,790 I guess so. 730 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:44,010 Miss Webb, it's not even worth trying to ask. 731 00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:46,708 I'm embarrassed all the time by him. 732 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,362 Did Donald Trump grab that pussy? 733 00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:49,493 He did. 734 00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:51,757 Your music is sorry, too. 735 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,281 And your stage presence is weak as fuck. 736 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,544 See, you went too far now. You going too far. 737 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:58,067 -You know what? Let me -- -I got to be real. 738 00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:00,853 Is it really necessary to take another call? 739 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:02,245 -No -- This -- -Yeah, I got -- 740 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,769 -Immigration. -Oh. 741 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,466 -I know where some people at. -Really? 742 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,163 -Yeah. -Miss Webb. 743 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,470 I'mma send you my location right now, current location. 744 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:10,732 -You know what? -I'm gonna tell you, 745 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,429 you fucked with the right one now. 746 00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:14,127 Let me tell you something, let me tell you something. 747 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:16,346 He will never get to me 'cause Daquan, my BD, 748 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,870 go light your ass up. 749 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,828 He in jail. He in jail getting ran through. 750 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,177 He gonna tag that ass. 751 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:22,788 No, somebody tagging his ass. 752 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,311 He gonna drill your little booty hole in. 753 00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,529 Somebody tagging his -- 754 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,576 I love weed. 755 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,970 I just started smoking weed like four years ago. 756 00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,449 And ever since I've been smoking, 757 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:33,929 I've been trying to figure out, like, 758 00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,409 what was I doing with my life before this? 759 00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:37,237 Like, 'cause I think everybody 760 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,847 should smoke weed for real, for real. 761 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,501 Like, it would bring world peace for real. 762 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,546 It really will. 763 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,635 Like, who in here don't smoke weed? 764 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,812 Raise your hand. Who don't smoke weed? 765 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:50,598 Alright, let me talk to y'all, 'cause I used to be y'all. 766 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:52,905 I'm gonna tell you why it's okay to smoke weed. 767 00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:55,211 I'm gonna tell you why it's okay to smoke weed. 768 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:57,736 'Cause you can't die from smoking weed. 769 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,781 I don't give a fuck how much you smoke, how hard you try, 770 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,001 you not gonna die, trust me, I know. 771 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,830 Now, if you eat an edible, you gonna think you die. 772 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:07,397 You got to know your doses when you got them them edibles. 773 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:08,964 That motherfucker creep up on you. 774 00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:10,313 You fuck around, think you having cardiac arrest. 775 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:11,793 Like, "Oh, my god, bitch, I'm dying. 776 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,753 Bitch, I'm dying. Call the ambulam." 777 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,102 Your friend be like, "Look at this dumbass." 778 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,626 "Bitch, I'm dying. Get the ambulance." 779 00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,934 Goddamn edibles having you tweaking, nigga. 780 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:23,413 I got so high on an edible one time, 781 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:26,329 I left my house to go home. 782 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:28,462 I got in the car in the garage and everything. 783 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,681 I'm like, "Damn, I got home quick. 784 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,814 This car's faster than I thought." 785 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,599 But even on the edible, you not gonna die. 786 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:36,905 You just gonna go to sleep. 787 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:38,341 But it's gonna be the best goddamn sleep 788 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:39,821 of your life, nigga. 789 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,214 You gonna wake up like a newborn baby 790 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,781 with tears all in your eye. 791 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,305 You're like, "That shit was everything." 792 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:46,959 And weed make everything better, too. 793 00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:49,004 No matter what you're doing, you hit the weed first, 794 00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:51,093 it just enhances the experience. 795 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,834 Like, who in here high right now? 796 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,749 You see that? 797 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,185 You -- They are -- You see them right there? 798 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:58,666 They are happy. You cannot steal they joy. 799 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,147 No weapon formed against them shall prosper. 800 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:04,150 That's what weed do. Like, you can't be mad at that. 801 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,804 Weed ain't no drug. 802 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,980 Now, cigarettes is a drug. 803 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,503 Niggas is dying from that shit. 804 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:11,374 I don't see how y'all smoke that shit. 805 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,115 Especially after that commercial I seen 806 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:15,639 with that lady all fucked up with that shit on her neck, 807 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:17,032 talking about "This is what happen 808 00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,513 when you smoke cigarettes." 809 00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,123 Y'all know what I'm talking about? 810 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,995 That lady with that raggedy-ass wig on her head. 811 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:24,953 Did the cigarette do that to her wig, too? 812 00:30:24,997 --> 00:30:28,652 Shit! Them bitches really are dangerous. 813 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,219 And then she got the nerve to talk to the camera, 814 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,569 try to give us advice with this hole in her neck 815 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,006 and that goddamn machine, talking about 816 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,051 "When you get in the shower, 817 00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:39,359 turn your back against the water so it don't go in your hole." 818 00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:42,928 What the fuck? Like, why would they show that? 819 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:45,974 They can't put a censor around this bitch neck? 820 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,455 She right here breathing through her neck and shit. 821 00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,892 She can't never wear a turtleneck again. 822 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:54,461 'Cause she finna suffocate and die in a turtleneck. 823 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,245 Mouth wide open. 824 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,987 "Pull your shirt down." "Oh, shit, I forgot. 825 00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:00,554 I almost killed my goddamn..." 826 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,079 Some of y'all trying to hold your laugh back. 827 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,820 Fuck y'all. I don't give a fuck. 828 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,477 I wonder if she use that machine when she fucking, though. 829 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,914 And she be like, "Oh, give me that dick. 830 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,917 Oh, give me that dick. 831 00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:17,788 Harder! 832 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,756 You can laugh at that. I prayed about it. You good. 833 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:33,630 God know my heart, come on. 834 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,110 Nigga, laugh, nigga. 835 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:36,546 If you don't learn nothing from me, 836 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,548 laugh at everything, don't sweat nothing. 837 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:40,899 'Cause you've got a lot to be smiling for, 838 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:43,423 so what the fuck is you wiling for, nigga? 839 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,252 Ain't nothing to complain about, God damn it. 840 00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:48,080 I watched a man live with cancer for five years. 841 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,690 Never complained, so if he ain't complaining, 842 00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:51,605 you shouldn't, either, for real. 843 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:53,172 And the older I get, the less fucks I give. 844 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:54,782 Like, I noticed that. 845 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:56,610 You don't care what people think and what you saying. 846 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:58,786 You know you ain't saying nothing wrong, fuck them. 847 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,135 At least that's what I do, 848 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,355 'cause I'm 42 now, and I like being 42. 849 00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:04,444 I'm not one of them old niggas still trying to be young, 850 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,489 'cause I don't think 42 old, for real, for real. 851 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,535 Like, I really don't think you old 852 00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:10,189 till you get this gap back here. 853 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:15,107 A lot of y'all ain't laughing. Like 854 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,326 "He a wild boy." 855 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:25,987 Nigga scared to get old, nigga. 856 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:28,555 I don't even be realizing how old I am till I get on Facebook 857 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,339 and see all the people I went to school with. 858 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:31,819 I be looking at them like, 859 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,169 "Damn, these niggas look like my mama friends. 860 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,171 Shit, life was hard for them. 861 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:38,043 What was they going through?" 862 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,829 But things do change, though. 863 00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:44,136 Like, I'm at that age where I think I want to go out 864 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,834 till it's time to go out. You know what I'm talking about? 865 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,010 Like, 2:00 in the afternoon, you be ready. 866 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:50,490 You be turnt up and everything. 867 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,318 You call your partner, try to get him turnt up, 868 00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,276 like, "Nigga, we getting out tonight. 869 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,498 Finna show you fuckin' how you really turn up, okay." 870 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:02,023 And 9:00 come around, 871 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:05,026 you hope to God that he call you and change his mind. 872 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,985 You gonna call that nigga first like, 873 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,291 "Shit, you still trying to fuck with it? 874 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:12,642 I mean, we ain't got to go. We ain't got to go. 875 00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:15,384 I done lived my best life. Ain't got time for that shit." 876 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:18,692 So live your motherfucking best life, nigga. 877 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,389 They say that's -- They think I blew up off that 878 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,087 like that's my first song. 879 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:23,436 If y'all been following me from day one, 880 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:25,133 y'all know that ain't my first song. 881 00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,569 Like, how many of y'all been following me from day one? 882 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,571 What's my first song? 883 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:30,704 Do y'all remember my first song? 884 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:33,185 Like ♪ Ba-dum ba-dum ba-na 885 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,621 Y'all remember that? 886 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,492 We finna take it there. Come on. 887 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:38,190 Let y'all hear this shit. 888 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:41,715 ♪ Girl, I know this might seem strange ♪ 889 00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,544 ♪ But let me know if I'm out of order ♪ 890 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,982 ♪ For stepping to you this way 891 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:52,465 ♪ See, I've been buying you drinks for a while ♪ 892 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:56,164 ♪ And I just got to let you know that ♪ 893 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,601 ♪ Bitch, you mine 894 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:01,126 ♪ Who you think you fucking with? ♪ 895 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,606 ♪ You must want your shit split ♪ 896 00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:05,304 ♪ I just bought them drinks 897 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:06,783 ♪ Bitch, you is my... 898 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,046 ♪ Girlfriend 899 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,091 Oh, I see some of y'all in. 900 00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:11,658 Y'all ready to turn this bitch up? 901 00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:13,790 I'm gonna take this shit to a whole nother level. 902 00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:16,445 We told you this would be the comedy jam session. 903 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,447 Y'all ready to do this shit, say, "Hell, yeah." 904 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,493 Well, we finna start this shit. 905 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:23,583 -Deejay, pull up. -♪ There's a party 906 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,541 Everybody alright now? 907 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,630 I need everybody on they feet. 908 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,372 Come on. 909 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,862 ♪ We've got all night 910 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:44,691 ♪ You just need to get here 911 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:47,433 ♪ I'm waiting 912 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:50,653 ♪ See, baby, you're just my type ♪ 913 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:54,396 ♪ You're the perfect fit here right by my side ♪ 914 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,963 Everybody clap. 915 00:34:56,006 --> 00:35:00,272 ♪ Just let me know when you're on your way ♪ 916 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:05,581 ♪ 'Cause I been thinking 'bout making love to you, oh ♪ 917 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,844 ♪ Let me turn the music up 918 00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:10,195 ♪ Champagne, baby, let me fill your cup ♪ 919 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:13,502 ♪ D game, baby, I'mma D you up all night long ♪ 920 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:18,333 ♪ Baby, I've been waiting for you to get here ♪ 921 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,552 ♪ Ooh, yeah 922 00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:22,337 ♪ Fast as you can 923 00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:25,079 -♪ Don't need no hesitation -♪ Pull up 924 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,822 -♪ You need to be here -♪ Need to be here 925 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,606 ♪ Just don't bring your man 926 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,173 Everybody, come on. 927 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:36,177 ♪ There's a party going on right here ♪ 928 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:38,048 ♪ All that's missing is you 929 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:41,051 ♪ Pull up, pull up, pull up 930 00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:45,012 ♪ And when my jam comes on, I swear ♪ 931 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:47,057 ♪ I'mma be all on you 932 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:49,756 -♪ Pull up, pull up -♪ I warned you 933 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,411 ♪ Baby, why you playing? 934 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:55,414 ♪ Is you on your way? 935 00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:59,287 ♪ Walk right in the door and meet me on the floor ♪ 936 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,420 ♪ I'm just saying 937 00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:05,728 ♪ That I need you here with me tonight, quit playin' ♪ 938 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:09,036 ♪ I need you, come on through 939 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,953 Go, Duval, go, Duval, go, Duval, go, Du. 940 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:16,739 ♪ 'Cause I been thinking 'bout making love to you ♪ 941 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:18,872 -♪ Ohh -Come on. 942 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,439 -♪ Let me turn the music up -Say what? 943 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,310 ♪ Champagne, baby, let me fill your cup ♪ 944 00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:26,053 ♪ D game, baby, I'mma D you up all night ♪ 945 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,229 -♪ Baby, I've been waiting -♪ Pull up 946 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,970 -♪ Yeah -♪ For you to get here 947 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:32,364 ♪ For you to get here 948 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:34,496 ♪ Fast as you can 949 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,803 ♪ Don't need no hesitation 950 00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:39,371 -♪ Hesitation -♪ You need to be here 951 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:40,763 ♪ Ohh 952 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,896 ♪ Just don't bring your man 953 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:44,724 Everybody, come on, come on, come on. 954 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:48,597 ♪ There's a party going on right here ♪ 955 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,556 ♪ All that's missing is you 956 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:53,559 ♪ Pull up, pull up, pull up 957 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:57,476 ♪ And when my jam comes on, I swear ♪ 958 00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,695 ♪ I'mma be all on you 959 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,742 -♪ Pull up, pull up -♪ I warned you 960 00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:06,659 ♪ Baby, I want you here with me tonight ♪ 961 00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:08,661 -♪ Right here -♪ With me tonight 962 00:37:08,704 --> 00:37:11,011 -♪ Right here -♪ Right here 963 00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:14,710 Chris, play something. Play something for us, Chris. 964 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:17,539 Put that chin into it, put that chin into it. 965 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:20,281 ♪ Fast as you can 966 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,762 ♪ Don't need no hesitation 967 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:29,812 -♪ Just don't bring your man -♪ Hey, hey, hey 968 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:33,903 ♪ There's a party going on right here ♪ 969 00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:37,124 ♪ All that's missing is you 970 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,952 ♪ I'm waiting for you 971 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:42,825 ♪ When my jam comes on, I swear ♪ 972 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:45,306 ♪ I'mma be all on you 973 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,919 ♪ Baby I've been waiting 974 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:52,835 ♪ For you to get here 975 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:56,361 -Come on. -♪ Fast as you can 976 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:59,146 -♪ Don't need no hesitation -♪ Pull up 977 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:02,236 -♪ You need to be here -♪ Pull up 978 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,805 ♪ Just don't bring your man 979 00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:09,243 ♪ There's a party going on right here ♪ 980 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,679 ♪ Pull up 981 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,202 ♪ Come on, now 982 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,727 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, come on, now ♪ 983 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:16,555 Come on. 984 00:38:16,598 --> 00:38:18,818 ♪ We gonna vibe tonight, come on, now ♪ 985 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,429 ♪ We gonna vibe tonight, come on, now ♪ 986 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,391 Come on. Chris, kick it, now. 987 00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,702 ♪ We gonna vibe tonight, we gonna vibe ♪ 988 00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:35,661 ♪ Pull up now, yeah 989 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,273 Hey! 990 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,275 Where the drummers at? Give it. Clap. 991 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,582 Hey, hey, hey. 992 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:48,630 -Let's vibe tonight. -Come on. 993 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:52,852 If you over 35 and over, make some noise. 994 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:56,421 -Hey, hey, hey. -Y'all remember this shit. 995 00:38:56,464 --> 00:39:01,513 Before twerking, what we was doing, what we was doing? 996 00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:03,819 -We was... -♪ Doing the butt 997 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,257 ♪ Sexy, sexy 998 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:09,303 ♪ When you get that notion 999 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,219 ♪ Put your backfields in motion, hey ♪ 1000 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:14,526 ♪ Doing the butt 1001 00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:17,485 ♪ Sexy, sexy 1002 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,400 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong 1003 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,316 ♪ When you wanna do the butt all night long ♪ 1004 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,144 -Come on. Come on. -♪ Come on, now 1005 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:27,626 Hold up. Where my fellas at? Where my fellas at? 1006 00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:30,063 -Put your fist up. -Put your fist like this. 1007 00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:32,500 -Come on, come on. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1008 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,894 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1009 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:37,287 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1010 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:39,725 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1011 00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,249 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1012 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,643 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1013 00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:47,036 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1014 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,387 -Black men don't cheat. -Say, "Black men don't cheat." 1015 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,476 -Come on, come on. -♪ So no matter what they say 1016 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,347 ♪ Or what you heard in the streets ♪ 1017 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,610 -♪ Everybody know -♪ Black men don't cheat 1018 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,047 ♪ A lot of TLC, but we don't never creep ♪ 1019 00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:00,267 -♪ So fuck what you heard -♪ Black men don't cheat 1020 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,139 ♪ Whoever saying otherwise just lying through their teeth ♪ 1021 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,315 -♪ 'Cause everybody knows -♪ Black men don't cheat 1022 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:07,883 ♪ So next time you out, they try to jam you in the streets ♪ 1023 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:10,277 -♪ You make sure you tell them -♪ Black men don't cheat 1024 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,845 ♪ Hey, I love my old lady, that's my baby ♪ 1025 00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:15,413 ♪ Think I'm leaving her for you, bitch, you crazy ♪ 1026 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,458 ♪ The hos will attack no matter where you at ♪ 1027 00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:20,069 -♪ I got two words for you -♪ Faithful and black 1028 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:22,507 ♪ I know y'all mad, big, big mad ♪ 1029 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:25,423 ♪ I'm an honest black man, you can't put me on blast ♪ 1030 00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,729 ♪ So screenshot a nigga, we just gonna laugh ♪ 1031 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:30,036 -♪ Duval ain't shit -♪ She already know that 1032 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:32,517 -♪ No, sir, no, sir -♪ No, sir 1033 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,214 ♪ I got a girl, and you not her ♪ 1034 00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:36,172 -♪ Oh, no -♪ You can try 1035 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,696 -♪ But have a seat -Come on. 1036 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,437 ♪ I'm a black man, love, I don't cheat ♪ 1037 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,003 -Come on. -♪ So no matter what they say 1038 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,831 ♪ Or what you heard in the street ♪ 1039 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,659 -♪ Everybody know -♪ Black men don't cheat 1040 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:47,357 ♪ A lot of TLC, but we don't never creep ♪ 1041 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:49,751 -♪ So fuck what you heard -♪ Black men don't cheat 1042 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,493 ♪ Whoever saying otherwise just lying through their teeth ♪ 1043 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,626 -♪ 'Cause everybody know -♪ Black men don't cheat 1044 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:57,280 ♪ So next time you out, they try to jam you in the streets ♪ 1045 00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,327 -♪ You make sure you tell them -♪ Black men don't cheat 1046 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,416 Y'all make some noise for Lil Duval. 1047 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:13,601 Alright, I know I told y'all black men don't cheat, 1048 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,909 but there was a time when I was cheating. 1049 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,824 Yeah, I got caught cheating before. 1050 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,216 Matter of fact, give me some music 1051 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:21,957 so I can tell this story. 1052 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:30,531 Yeah there was as time in my life when the devil was busy. 1053 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:33,534 Yeah, I got caught cheating one time, 1054 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:37,059 and it kind of fucked up my life for a little bit. 1055 00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:40,019 Yeah, instead of being a man and saying, "You know what? 1056 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,500 I take that," I say, "No, bitch. 1057 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,936 I don't need you." 1058 00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:45,459 'Cause you know in our mind we think, ooh, 1059 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,983 that leaves us open to fuck other bitches. 1060 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,942 So that's what I did. I went fucking everything. 1061 00:41:49,985 --> 00:41:51,552 Slinging dick here and there, 1062 00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:53,989 slapping my dick across bitches' faces everywhere. 1063 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,731 Dropping dick here and there, to and fro. 1064 00:41:56,775 --> 00:42:00,387 But after doing all that dropping dick off, 1065 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:03,216 I realized I was lonely. 1066 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:06,306 And I wanted my bitch back. 1067 00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:10,440 And I was trying to find the words to say, 1068 00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:14,053 and I said, you know, I'mma just speak from my heart. 1069 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:16,751 So I wrote a song and I'd like to share it with you guys. 1070 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,014 Can I share it with you guys? 1071 00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:20,712 This song is special to me 1072 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,409 'cause it takes me to a dark place, so I'm gonna sing. 1073 00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:24,106 I want y'all to listen to the lyrics. 1074 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,892 These are the words that I used to get my woman back. 1075 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:28,502 Let's go. 1076 00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:35,596 Turn the lights on. 1077 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,078 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1078 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:42,255 ♪ Wish I could take back what I did on you ♪ 1079 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:45,693 ♪ Girl, I regret the day I quit on you ♪ 1080 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:48,261 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1081 00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:50,306 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1082 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:53,483 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1083 00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:57,183 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1084 00:42:57,226 --> 00:43:00,360 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1085 00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:06,279 ♪ Like swimming, jumping with no condom ♪ 1086 00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:09,761 ♪ I ain't tripping, it won't be no problem ♪ 1087 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:13,112 ♪ Still got my name tattooed on your titty ♪ 1088 00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:16,158 ♪ Don't fuck with them niggas from the city ♪ 1089 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:19,727 ♪ I been out here acting up a straight fool ♪ 1090 00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:23,339 ♪ Fucking with them hos I knew from grade school ♪ 1091 00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:26,647 ♪ Now I know I should've been fucking with you ♪ 1092 00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:28,823 ♪ And now I wish I could come get you ♪ 1093 00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:30,390 ♪ Oh, baby, oh 1094 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,392 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1095 00:43:32,435 --> 00:43:33,959 ♪ Na, na, na, na 1096 00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:37,310 ♪ Wish I could take back what I did on you ♪ 1097 00:43:37,353 --> 00:43:40,748 ♪ Girl, I regret the day I quit on you ♪ 1098 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:43,142 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1099 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:45,274 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1100 00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:48,190 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1101 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,151 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1102 00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:55,371 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1103 00:43:57,069 --> 00:44:00,420 ♪ I remember our sex, used to fuck all the time ♪ 1104 00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:04,337 ♪ Up and down on the dick, you can stop on a dime ♪ 1105 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:08,123 ♪ Used to fight with all them niggas in the lane about you ♪ 1106 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:10,996 ♪ Let them niggas know that I ain't playing about you ♪ 1107 00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:14,216 ♪ Now I hop on the jet, you should see how I climb ♪ 1108 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,044 ♪ Yeah, this bitch here is mine ♪ 1109 00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:18,438 ♪ Yeah, this bitch here is mine ♪ 1110 00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:21,615 ♪ Kayla, baby, I barely be knowing these broads ♪ 1111 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:25,184 ♪ And their pussy could never go up against yours ♪ 1112 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:28,796 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1113 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,060 ♪ Wish I could take back what I did on you ♪ 1114 00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:35,716 ♪ Girl, I regret the day I quit on you ♪ 1115 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,936 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1116 00:44:37,979 --> 00:44:40,112 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1117 00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:43,028 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1118 00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,901 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1119 00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:50,731 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1120 00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,690 Everybody do this. Do this here. 1121 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:56,171 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1122 00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:59,479 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1123 00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:02,787 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1124 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:05,398 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1125 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:07,574 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1126 00:45:07,617 --> 00:45:10,272 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1127 00:45:10,316 --> 00:45:12,144 Get away from me, Satan. 1128 00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:14,363 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1129 00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:17,976 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1130 00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:23,633 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1131 00:45:23,677 --> 00:45:27,072 ♪ Wish I could take back what I did on you ♪ 1132 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:30,510 ♪ Girl, I regret the day I quit on you ♪ 1133 00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:32,860 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1134 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:34,906 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1135 00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:38,083 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1136 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,869 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1137 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:45,003 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1138 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:51,052 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1139 00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:54,360 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1140 00:45:54,403 --> 00:45:57,755 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1141 00:45:57,798 --> 00:46:00,366 ♪ Her pussy good, but it ain't that good ♪ 1142 00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,368 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1143 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:05,675 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1144 00:46:06,894 --> 00:46:09,157 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1145 00:46:09,201 --> 00:46:12,465 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1146 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:18,688 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1147 00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:21,648 ♪ Wish I could take back what I did on you ♪ 1148 00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:24,782 ♪ Girl, I regret the day I quit on you ♪ 1149 00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:28,133 ♪ Her pussy good but ain't got shit on you ♪ 1150 00:46:28,176 --> 00:46:30,396 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1151 00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:33,051 ♪ Tell her her pussy the best, yeah ♪ 1152 00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:35,401 You got to wink your eye to make that sound. 1153 00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:37,446 ♪ Make me want to call my ex 1154 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:38,839 ♪ Tell her -- 1155 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,145 ♪ Her pussy ain't 1156 00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:43,844 Oh, my gosh. 1157 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:47,195 Duval, what were you thinking when you came up with this song? 1158 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,544 -My ex. -I bet. 1159 00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:50,416 Yeah, I'm trying to get back with her, 1160 00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:52,766 'cause I realize there's nothing out here. 1161 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,507 Wow. And who the hell is that? 1162 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:56,204 My ex. 1163 00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:59,294 Someone special to me, an American. 1164 00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:00,730 You see? 1165 00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,863 Miss Webb, do you see the hurtful words? 1166 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,257 -Let go. -Now, if I talk about his eyes, 1167 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:09,217 if I talk about the damn teeth, that bald spot, his height. 1168 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:11,350 So it -- it really pains you that he's talking about -- 1169 00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:13,569 Definitely, because I know him from here. 1170 00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,006 How you know me from here? 1171 00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:17,443 You got smuggled in America. 1172 00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:21,403 -You know the fuck I meant. -You just lie. 1173 00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:23,231 Do you want to get back with your ex? 1174 00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:24,972 Yes. With all my heart. 1175 00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:27,018 -Are you gonna call her? -Yeah. 1176 00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:29,020 Why would you call that ho while I'm sitting here? 1177 00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:31,979 At the end of the day, I know who poom-poom good -- mine. 1178 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,939 Good and stank. Don't lift it up no more. 1179 00:47:34,982 --> 00:47:38,246 Light a candle, 'cause she just -- Ooh, ooh. 1180 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:39,508 You lightheaded? 1181 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:42,250 I am a little lightheaded. 1182 00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:45,993 So, Duval, who has the best pussy? 1183 00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:48,648 Her or your ex? 1184 00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:49,823 -Me. -♪ Her pussy good 1185 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,433 ♪ But it ain't that good 1186 00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:53,914 -Wow. -Wow. 1187 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:57,048 Okay, after listening to both of you and your sides, 1188 00:47:57,091 --> 00:48:00,268 I-I really don't know why we're here. 1189 00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:03,924 So, why are we here, guys? What are we doing? 1190 00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,404 I just want to be honest with you, 1191 00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:08,407 'cause evidently she hasn't heard it 1192 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:09,756 after I done said it a thousand times, 1193 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:11,627 so I'mma just say this in front of you. 1194 00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:14,456 I don't want to be with you again, 1195 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:17,764 and if you don't leave me, I'm calling immigration. 1196 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:19,766 So, um, you figure out what you want to do. 1197 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,420 You got 30 minutes. I'm gonna go out here 1198 00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:24,771 and get on my phone and just make sure they up. 1199 00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:28,383 I'mma fuck with you, though. I'mma fuck with you. 1200 00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:30,255 Please go. 1201 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:32,344 Thank you for your time, Duval. 1202 00:48:32,387 --> 00:48:34,346 Miss Webb, I'm not gonna deal with that. 1203 00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:35,956 -I believe in you. -17 minutes, bitch. 1204 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,566 I believe in you. Thank you. 1205 00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:38,828 I'm gonna just go home. 1206 00:48:38,872 --> 00:48:40,178 I'm not gonna mess with him no more. 1207 00:48:40,221 --> 00:48:42,267 -Thank you for your time. -15 minutes. 1208 00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:45,705 Still -- Still okay with that. 1209 00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,968 Okay. I'm not gonna do that. 1210 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:50,144 They on they way, ho. 1211 00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:52,103 Did y'all enjoy it? 1212 00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:56,672 Thank you. 1213 00:48:58,370 --> 00:49:01,373 I just wanted to share my story with y'all 1214 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,897 'cause I felt so open. 1215 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,465 But now I want to lift y'all spirits up. 1216 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,815 Can I lift y'all spirits up? 1217 00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:10,730 Give us some spiritual music. 1218 00:49:17,563 --> 00:49:18,651 Thank you. 1219 00:49:21,349 --> 00:49:23,308 Chris, can I get some spiritual music? 1220 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:28,443 Oh, yeah. 1221 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:31,794 This is the time of the show 1222 00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:34,014 when I send everybody home with a message. 1223 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,888 Something to take home to you and your loved one, 1224 00:49:38,932 --> 00:49:41,761 that special person in your heart, in your house. 1225 00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:43,154 If you with your woman or your man, 1226 00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:44,764 I want you to grab your woman or your man 1227 00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,157 and I want you to repeat after me. 1228 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,506 Speak this from the bottom of your heart 1229 00:49:47,549 --> 00:49:49,595 to the depths of your soul. 1230 00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:51,466 And this will bring peace to your house. 1231 00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:54,165 ♪ Reach out and give 1232 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:57,995 ♪ Somebody head 1233 00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:01,999 ♪ Make this world a better place ♪ 1234 00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:04,436 ♪ If you can 1235 00:50:04,479 --> 00:50:07,482 ♪ Reach out and give 1236 00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:10,529 ♪ Somebody head 1237 00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:15,360 ♪ Make this world a better place ♪ 1238 00:50:15,403 --> 00:50:16,535 ♪ If you can 1239 00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:17,884 Everybody sing. 1240 00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:19,407 ♪ Reach out and give 1241 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:20,887 Reach out! 1242 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,323 ♪ Somebody head 1243 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,021 ♪ Head 1244 00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:26,327 ♪ Make this world a better place ♪ 1245 00:50:26,371 --> 00:50:28,068 Hey! 1246 00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:29,113 ♪ If you can 1247 00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:30,418 Hey! 1248 00:50:30,462 --> 00:50:31,680 ♪ Reach out and give 1249 00:50:31,724 --> 00:50:33,595 ♪ Suck the dick 1250 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:34,988 ♪ Somebody head 1251 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,729 ♪ Eat the clit 1252 00:50:38,122 --> 00:50:41,168 ♪ Suck the dick 1253 00:50:41,212 --> 00:50:42,778 ♪ Yeah 1254 00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:45,955 ♪ Hey 1255 00:50:45,999 --> 00:50:49,394 ♪ Somebody head 1256 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:52,832 ♪ Make this world a better place ♪ 1257 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:55,095 ♪ If you can 1258 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:58,838 ♪ Hey 1259 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:02,407 ♪ Suck the dick 1260 00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,931 ♪ Eat the clit 1261 00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:10,502 ♪ Hey 1262 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,033 ♪ Suck the dick 1263 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,861 ♪ Suck the dick 1264 00:51:21,904 --> 00:51:24,429 ♪ Eat the clit, suck the dick 1265 00:51:43,143 --> 00:51:45,928 How you catching the Holy Ghost when you Muslim, nigga? 1266 00:51:52,544 --> 00:51:54,676 Whoo, come on, now. 1267 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,983 And after she suck that dick and you eat that pussy, 1268 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:59,159 both of y'all nut, that's when y'all really -- 1269 00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:01,335 ♪ Living your best life 1270 00:52:02,902 --> 00:52:04,991 Come on. Come on. 1271 00:52:05,034 --> 00:52:07,907 ♪ We gonna start this thing off right ♪ 1272 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,606 ♪ Come on 1273 00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:13,869 ♪ Do it, baby, stick it, baby 1274 00:52:13,913 --> 00:52:16,742 ♪ Do it, baby, stick it, baby 1275 00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:19,440 -Everybody say... -Come on. 1276 00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:21,703 ♪ I'm living my best life 1277 00:52:21,747 --> 00:52:24,184 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1278 00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,839 -♪ I'm living my best life -What we do. 1279 00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:28,667 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1280 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:31,496 ♪ I said I'm living my best life. ♪ 1281 00:52:31,539 --> 00:52:34,020 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1282 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:36,675 -♪ I'm living my best life -Come on. 1283 00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:40,200 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1284 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,811 ♪ You got a lot to be smilin' for ♪ 1285 00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,205 Come on. 1286 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:47,686 ♪ So what the fuck you be wilin for? ♪ 1287 00:52:48,904 --> 00:52:51,429 Come on. ♪ I get my grin on 1288 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:54,127 ♪ I'm smiling, bitch, 'cause I always get my win on ♪ 1289 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,216 ♪ I been on so many different stages ♪ 1290 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:59,045 ♪ Graced the cover of a hundred magazine pages ♪ 1291 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,134 ♪ Made people smile everywhere that I went ♪ 1292 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,745 ♪ I even put it on the first black president ♪ 1293 00:53:03,789 --> 00:53:05,965 ♪ It's evident, I'm hot as a Crockpot ♪ 1294 00:53:06,008 --> 00:53:08,359 ♪ With a big-ass smile like Mr. Hot Spot ♪ 1295 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:09,795 Hey! 1296 00:53:09,838 --> 00:53:12,101 ♪ You got a lot to be smilin' for ♪ 1297 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:14,365 Come on. 1298 00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:16,715 ♪ So what the fuck you be wiling for? ♪ 1299 00:53:18,673 --> 00:53:21,067 ♪ If you breathing, you achieving ♪ 1300 00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:23,112 Come on! 1301 00:53:23,156 --> 00:53:25,158 ♪ We having fun this evening 1302 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:28,248 Everybody say... Everybody. 1303 00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:34,341 ♪ I'm living my best life 1304 00:53:34,385 --> 00:53:37,083 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1305 00:53:37,126 --> 00:53:39,259 ♪ I'm living my best life 1306 00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:41,696 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1307 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:43,785 ♪ I said I'm living my best life ♪ 1308 00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:47,441 -Middle fingers up. -Put your middle finger up. 1309 00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:51,271 ♪ He-e-e-e-e-y 1310 00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:54,970 ♪ He-e-e-y, hey, hey 1311 00:53:55,014 --> 00:53:57,538 -♪ He-e-e-ey -Come on. 1312 00:53:57,582 --> 00:53:59,888 ♪ This year, bad vibes get cut off ♪ 1313 00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:02,282 ♪ New chicks, new tricks with no drawers ♪ 1314 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:04,763 ♪ More drinks, more smoke, and more cars ♪ 1315 00:54:04,806 --> 00:54:07,156 ♪ More shows with Duval and Snoop Dogg ♪ 1316 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,594 ♪ I ain't trying to throw no shade ♪ 1317 00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:12,379 ♪ 'Cause I can't see them in my lane ♪ 1318 00:54:12,423 --> 00:54:14,468 ♪ As long as my rent getting paid ♪ 1319 00:54:14,512 --> 00:54:16,688 ♪ I can care less what a bitch think ♪ 1320 00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:19,256 ♪ You in the club every night with no job ♪ 1321 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:24,130 ♪ Eating good off your food stamp card ♪ 1322 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,917 ♪ You made a killing last year off fraud ♪ 1323 00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:33,357 ♪ If you know you ain't going to work tomorrow ♪ 1324 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,489 -Everybody say hey. -Come on. 1325 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,796 -♪ I'm living my best life -Hey. 1326 00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:39,754 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1327 00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:42,148 ♪ I'm living my best life 1328 00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:44,846 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1329 00:54:44,890 --> 00:54:47,284 ♪ I said I'm living my best life ♪ 1330 00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,895 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1331 00:54:49,938 --> 00:54:52,071 ♪ I'm living my best life 1332 00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:54,856 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1333 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:58,382 ♪ You got a lot to be smiling for ♪ 1334 00:54:58,425 --> 00:55:01,123 ♪ You really do, nigga, you really do ♪ 1335 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,343 ♪ So what the fuck you be wiling for? ♪ 1336 00:55:05,432 --> 00:55:07,521 If you breathing, you achieving 1337 00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:12,178 ♪ We having fun this evening 1338 00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:14,136 Everybody say this. 1339 00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:16,313 ♪ I'm living my best life 1340 00:55:16,356 --> 00:55:18,793 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1341 00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,230 ♪ I'm living my best life 1342 00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:23,624 ♪ I ain't going back and forth with you niggas ♪ 1343 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,061 ♪ I'm living my best life 1344 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:30,109 Look, I told y'all what my new motto is -- 1345 00:55:30,152 --> 00:55:31,502 take advantage of being alive. 1346 00:55:31,545 --> 00:55:33,373 Do it, people. 1347 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:37,682 Love hard, forgive people, and don't take nothing for granted. 1348 00:55:37,725 --> 00:55:40,511 You die once, but you live every day. 1349 00:55:40,554 --> 00:55:41,990 Take advantage, people. 1350 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,645 Take advantage of being alive, for real.