1 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:15,198 [office workers chattering] 2 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,577 How was your journey? 3 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,460 It was terrible. 4 00:00:21,545 --> 00:00:24,884 I got the bus because I'm poor. And it smelt like warm, raw chicken. 5 00:00:24,968 --> 00:00:25,970 And I'm really nervous, 6 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:28,433 so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't. 7 00:00:28,516 --> 00:00:31,397 And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out. 8 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,194 I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in. 9 00:00:34,278 --> 00:00:37,034 Because I spent so long last night trying to make myself come, 10 00:00:37,117 --> 00:00:38,787 but I couldn't 'cause of my antidepressants. 11 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,046 I don't know why I just told you that. 12 00:00:43,881 --> 00:00:44,883 It's my thing. 13 00:00:46,469 --> 00:00:47,512 Don't worry. 14 00:00:47,597 --> 00:00:50,686 If you're the right candidate, the truth can only work in your favour. 15 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:53,650 [chuckles] Oh, I hate that. Yeah, that's awful for me. 16 00:00:53,734 --> 00:00:57,240 So it's a cliché, I know, but why do you want to work here? 17 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,244 I don't, but I need money to live. 18 00:00:59,328 --> 00:01:01,332 You've got a two-one in English literature. 19 00:01:01,415 --> 00:01:04,923 No, I dropped out. But I'm-- I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. 20 00:01:05,006 --> 00:01:07,553 So I pretended to go every day for a year. 21 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:09,849 But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town. 22 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:11,435 What would you say your greatest weakness is? 23 00:01:11,519 --> 00:01:14,233 Crippling insecurity. I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition. 24 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:16,028 I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous. 25 00:01:16,112 --> 00:01:17,865 I only wash my hands if there's someone else in the bathroom. 26 00:01:17,949 --> 00:01:20,621 Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist. 27 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,213 I'm a bit afraid to ask this, but do you have any questions for me? 28 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:30,181 Do you have a gross eye hole under there? 29 00:01:34,148 --> 00:01:35,150 I'm so sorry. 30 00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:38,657 I see you haven't got your power down on here. 31 00:01:41,203 --> 00:01:43,374 That's because I don't have one yet. 32 00:01:45,128 --> 00:01:49,637 We interview a lot of candidates. What makes you special? 33 00:01:58,947 --> 00:02:00,200 I don't know. 34 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,043 [pedestrian] Yeah. How's Rachel? 35 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,713 [person on phone] I'm fetching her right now. 36 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:07,840 - Oh, yeah? - How are you? 37 00:02:07,924 --> 00:02:09,426 Yeah, good. I'm great. 38 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,674 [both panting] 39 00:02:55,393 --> 00:02:56,395 Nice one, mate. 40 00:02:58,357 --> 00:03:00,613 [breathes heavily] 41 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,369 [sniffs] 42 00:03:09,881 --> 00:03:12,469 It's my sister's 18th on Saturday if you wanna come. 43 00:03:13,429 --> 00:03:16,477 It's probably gonna be shit-ish, but, you know, free cake. 44 00:03:16,561 --> 00:03:18,941 And my mum always buys too much wine. [chuckles] 45 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:20,861 You've got a sister? 46 00:03:20,945 --> 00:03:25,663 Yeah, Andy. I've mentioned her, I think. A few times. 47 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,123 That's mad. 48 00:03:29,336 --> 00:03:32,635 [Jen] If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all. 49 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:34,555 Option's there. You're more than welcome. 50 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,225 It'd be cool if you came, I suppose. 51 00:03:36,308 --> 00:03:38,062 ["Bikini" playing] 52 00:03:38,145 --> 00:03:40,818 ♪ We're gonna give you everything You've ever wanted ♪ 53 00:03:41,736 --> 00:03:43,782 ♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪ 54 00:03:44,449 --> 00:03:47,247 ♪ Pour three shots in a glass Call it a martini ♪ 55 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:49,376 ♪ All you've got to do is Put on this little bikini ♪ 56 00:03:49,459 --> 00:03:50,461 Every time. 57 00:03:50,546 --> 00:03:51,881 ♪ And dance ♪ 58 00:03:54,469 --> 00:03:56,850 ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance ♪ 59 00:03:56,933 --> 00:03:58,018 ♪ Dance ♪ 60 00:04:00,189 --> 00:04:03,070 ♪ Put on this bikini and Dance, dance, dance ♪ 61 00:04:03,154 --> 00:04:04,991 ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d… ♪ 62 00:04:05,074 --> 00:04:05,909 [song ends] 63 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:09,959 Twenty-five years I wasted with that man. She's been with him 25 minutes. 64 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,882 And they were the best 25 minutes of his life, you dumb bitch. 65 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:15,846 Look, we can settle this today. 66 00:04:15,929 --> 00:04:17,850 If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly, 67 00:04:17,933 --> 00:04:19,604 then I'm certain he'll side with our client. 68 00:04:19,687 --> 00:04:20,814 Ms Jackson. 69 00:04:21,608 --> 00:04:22,610 [clears throat] 70 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,368 Hi. Hello. 71 00:04:28,037 --> 00:04:29,539 I'm so sorry for your loss. 72 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:34,132 Yes. Sorry. 73 00:04:41,898 --> 00:04:43,693 [inhales] 74 00:04:46,073 --> 00:04:47,576 [Mr Greenham groans] 75 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:54,464 [Mr Greenham] Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace? 76 00:04:54,549 --> 00:04:56,678 - Mr Greenham-- - I remember you from the divorce. 77 00:04:56,761 --> 00:04:59,851 Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think you could look more like a nonce. 78 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:03,315 I made it very clear in my will. 79 00:05:03,399 --> 00:05:06,155 Tanya gets everything. 80 00:05:07,365 --> 00:05:11,081 The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing. 81 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:14,922 And one more thing, go fuck yourselves. 82 00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:18,555 [exhales] 83 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,984 ["History Eraser" playing] 84 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:28,449 [Ms Jackson] Once again, my deepest condolences. 85 00:05:29,534 --> 00:05:32,791 ♪ I got drunk and fell asleep Atop the sheets ♪ 86 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,379 ♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪ 87 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,676 - [Jen] Who are you? - [cat meows] 88 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,929 ♪ And in my dreams ♪ 89 00:05:39,012 --> 00:05:41,391 ♪ I wrote the best song That I've ever written ♪ 90 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,730 ♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪ 91 00:05:45,859 --> 00:05:50,076 ♪ I stayed drunk and fell awake I was cycling on a plane ♪ 92 00:05:50,159 --> 00:05:51,245 - Free cat? - [cat meows] 93 00:05:51,328 --> 00:05:53,625 ♪ And far away I heard you say you liked me ♪ 94 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:56,881 ♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪ 95 00:05:56,965 --> 00:06:01,933 ♪ The letters on the page To spell your name ♪ 96 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:03,645 ["Remove Your Mask" playing on speakers] 97 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:05,064 [cat meows] 98 00:06:10,032 --> 00:06:15,042 ♪ Yours is a history That's written in stone ♪ 99 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:17,840 ♪ There was a lady Who had built her own throne ♪ 100 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:19,927 Oh, my God. 101 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:21,806 - Get out. - Does that say "Super Cock"? 102 00:06:21,889 --> 00:06:25,062 No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock. 103 00:06:25,146 --> 00:06:26,356 The "L" just fell down. 104 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,444 I can see every square inch of your genitals. 105 00:06:28,527 --> 00:06:30,657 It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket. 106 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:32,828 It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic. 107 00:06:32,911 --> 00:06:34,122 No way. Let me get my phone. 108 00:06:35,124 --> 00:06:36,293 No! 109 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:40,719 [audio distorts, slows] 110 00:06:41,804 --> 00:06:45,687 [audio rewinding] 111 00:06:48,943 --> 00:06:52,366 - [normal audio resumes] - [song restarts] 112 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,126 [cat meows] 113 00:06:57,753 --> 00:06:58,755 [door closes] 114 00:06:58,838 --> 00:06:59,840 [mouthing words] 115 00:07:01,468 --> 00:07:02,846 Come on. 116 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,934 ♪ Yours is a history That's written in stone ♪ 117 00:07:05,017 --> 00:07:06,144 [grunts] 118 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:08,733 [grunts] 119 00:07:08,817 --> 00:07:12,031 ♪ There was a lady Who had built her own throne ♪ 120 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:15,454 Don't come in. I'm… masturbating. 121 00:07:16,039 --> 00:07:18,545 Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late. 122 00:07:18,628 --> 00:07:20,256 Okay. I'm just finishing. 123 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:24,682 ♪ To live in the moment And remove your mask ♪ 124 00:07:24,765 --> 00:07:25,767 [moans] 125 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:30,694 Do you want a cup of tea? 126 00:07:30,777 --> 00:07:32,321 ♪ I see you gathering up-- ♪ 127 00:07:32,405 --> 00:07:33,407 Yeah. Go on. 128 00:07:33,490 --> 00:07:34,534 - [song ends] - [cat purring] 129 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,924 He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone. 130 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:45,097 He's a dump truck. The landlord won't let you keep it in the flat anyway. 131 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:47,018 - 'Cause all landlords are evil. - All landlords are evil. 132 00:07:47,101 --> 00:07:48,395 - Yes. - [door opens, closes] 133 00:07:48,478 --> 00:07:50,650 - Hello. - How was work? 134 00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:52,863 [breathes shakily] 135 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:56,829 Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly. 136 00:07:56,913 --> 00:07:59,542 I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it. 137 00:07:59,627 --> 00:08:02,716 Yeah, you're just a vessel. Like a sexy little carafe. 138 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,219 Aw. [sniffles] 139 00:08:04,302 --> 00:08:06,389 - Thank you, babe. [sniffles] - [chuckles] 140 00:08:06,473 --> 00:08:08,268 - Well, why don't you just quit? - Yeah, quit. 141 00:08:08,352 --> 00:08:09,395 I can't just quit. 142 00:08:09,479 --> 00:08:11,233 Right. You have dependants. 143 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,237 - I'm looking for a job. - [Carrie] Yeah. 144 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,493 He spends all day in his room applying for jobs. Don't you, babe? 145 00:08:16,577 --> 00:08:17,579 Yes. 146 00:08:18,455 --> 00:08:19,792 [Carrie] It pays well. 147 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:24,050 And they don't just use me for my power. They also ask me to make teas and coffees. 148 00:08:27,557 --> 00:08:30,605 Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance. 149 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:32,400 Look, it could always be worse. 150 00:08:32,985 --> 00:08:35,322 Don't put yourself down like that, Jen. 151 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:40,416 Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you? 152 00:08:40,499 --> 00:08:41,501 Yeah. 153 00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:43,297 You are such a brave little soldier. 154 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:46,469 Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal. 155 00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:50,562 Hey. Maybe the real power is just being yourself. 156 00:08:50,645 --> 00:08:52,899 That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. 157 00:08:52,983 --> 00:08:53,985 Absolutely not true. No. 158 00:08:54,903 --> 00:08:56,114 I know what will cheer you up. 159 00:08:56,197 --> 00:08:57,533 I'm not sad. 160 00:08:58,201 --> 00:08:59,622 [inhales] 161 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,543 [groans] 162 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,468 - [grunts] - [chuckles] 163 00:09:07,219 --> 00:09:08,388 [Adolf Hitler speaking German] 164 00:09:08,472 --> 00:09:11,311 [in English] Oh, God. Not you again. 165 00:09:11,394 --> 00:09:14,442 Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now. 166 00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:17,699 Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, and we fuck at least twice a month. 167 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:18,618 Ooh! Who am I? 168 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:21,582 [imitating Hitler] Let's invade Russia in the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch. 169 00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:23,043 Okay. [laughs] 170 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,128 Very funny. 171 00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:25,799 Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay. 172 00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:27,594 - Yeah. - La, la, la, la! 173 00:09:27,678 --> 00:09:29,430 I'm not listening. 174 00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:31,309 - [cellphone vibrates] - This is really childish. 175 00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:33,105 [speaking German] 176 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,526 [exhales] 177 00:09:35,610 --> 00:09:38,115 [in English] Right. Well, I'm off to go get railed by a stranger. 178 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:40,369 ["All the Way Live" playing] 179 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,712 ♪ My name is Maura They call me Gale ♪ 180 00:09:44,795 --> 00:09:47,425 ♪ I'm rapping so hot I have a story to tell ♪ 181 00:09:47,508 --> 00:09:49,722 ♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪ 182 00:09:49,805 --> 00:09:52,268 ♪ And I'm rapping to you On the microphone ♪ 183 00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:54,606 ♪ I can party hardy till the early light ♪ 184 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:57,863 ♪ I can keep it going till the '79 ♪ 185 00:09:57,946 --> 00:09:59,073 ♪ Let your fingers pop ♪ 186 00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:00,367 ♪ Check out a sock hop ♪ 187 00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:02,914 ♪ Stick your finger in a socket And get a big shock ♪ 188 00:10:02,998 --> 00:10:04,960 ♪ Strive, strive all the way-- ♪ 189 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:06,254 - [song ends] - Oh, um-- 190 00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:08,300 Sorry, I just need to put my glove on. 191 00:10:08,383 --> 00:10:09,803 - Oh. - [clears throat] 192 00:10:13,686 --> 00:10:14,855 Nice to meet you. 193 00:10:14,938 --> 00:10:16,441 Big Michael Jackson fan? 194 00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:18,153 No, he's an alleged sex offender. 195 00:10:18,905 --> 00:10:21,409 Right. Good we've established that early. 196 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,792 [patrons chattering] 197 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,796 Ooh! Vegan lasagne. [chuckles] 198 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,181 I want to be completely honest with you. 199 00:10:36,022 --> 00:10:42,117 I have the power to make people orgasm with my touch. 200 00:10:43,579 --> 00:10:45,415 Whoa. [clears throat] 201 00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:48,673 - That's, um… That's really cool. - It's not cool. It's not. 202 00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:52,931 It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold. 203 00:10:53,014 --> 00:10:54,141 [chuckles] 204 00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:55,645 So, what's your power? 205 00:10:55,728 --> 00:10:57,941 Uh, I'm still waiting. 206 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,611 Your profile said you were 25. 207 00:10:59,695 --> 00:11:02,491 - I am. Just a late bloomer. - I've never met anyone who waited so long. 208 00:11:02,576 --> 00:11:04,705 So how did you find out the whole come thing then? 209 00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:06,667 I bet it's a funny story. [chuckles] 210 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,253 It's not a funny story, no. 211 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,426 I promise not to laugh. [chuckles] 212 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:16,896 [sighs] It was my father's 60th birthday. 213 00:11:18,064 --> 00:11:21,864 We'd been estranged for some years, so it was a reunion of sorts. 214 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,368 We were kicking a football around, 215 00:11:24,452 --> 00:11:27,291 which had always been a boyhood dream of mine. 216 00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:30,882 I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window. 217 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:34,765 For the first time in my life, I felt like my father respected me as a man. 218 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:39,816 Then he asked if he could shake my hand. 219 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:42,196 Oh, I see. 220 00:11:42,906 --> 00:11:43,908 I was so proud. 221 00:11:43,991 --> 00:11:46,580 My entire extended family were there to witness the moment. 222 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:52,132 They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived. 223 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:53,218 Oh, no. 224 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:57,101 He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was very obvious what was occurring. 225 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,478 Of course, I was very confused. 226 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:01,150 He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack. 227 00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:05,618 So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions. 228 00:12:05,702 --> 00:12:07,538 - And every time you-- - Yes. 229 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,722 Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny. 230 00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,811 - Khakis were ruined. - [snickers] 231 00:12:18,894 --> 00:12:22,276 [Carrie] Kash, you cannot seriously believe A. D. stands for "after dinosaurs." 232 00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:25,490 [Kash] It does. 500 A.D. 500 years after dinosaurs. 233 00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:26,744 What else would it be? 234 00:12:27,244 --> 00:12:29,373 [Carrie] These shoes are so uncomfortable. 235 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,710 [Kash] Then why'd you wear them? 236 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,549 When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date. 237 00:12:33,632 --> 00:12:35,970 I didn't even know you could book a table at Bucket O' Pizza. 238 00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:37,682 And normally you can't… [sniffs] 239 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:39,811 …but I've got a special relationship with the manager. 240 00:12:39,895 --> 00:12:41,147 [Carrie chuckles, winces] 241 00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:46,532 - What are you doing? - Take these. 242 00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:48,662 - Oh, you-- You don't have to. - Take the shoes. 243 00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:55,300 Thank you. 244 00:12:57,972 --> 00:13:00,268 - [grunts] Hey! - [mugger] Give me your purse. 245 00:13:00,352 --> 00:13:01,939 - And empty your pockets. - Um. 246 00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,110 Uh, here. [stammering] Uh, take my phone. 247 00:13:04,193 --> 00:13:06,865 [mugger scoffs] That piece of shit. Nah, mate. 248 00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:09,078 - The purse. Give it! - No, I've got money. 249 00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,539 - Um. - [mugger] Come on. Quickly. 250 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,796 - Just in my… - [mugger] Now! I'm not fucking around! 251 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:15,507 - ["I Put a Spell on You" playing] - In my pocket! 252 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,427 - Come on! - [mugger] Ow! Right in the eye! 253 00:13:17,511 --> 00:13:19,515 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 254 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,768 I'm gonna kiss you now. 255 00:13:20,852 --> 00:13:24,400 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 256 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:29,535 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 257 00:13:31,582 --> 00:13:34,713 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 258 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,136 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 259 00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:40,432 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 260 00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:44,356 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 261 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,818 Would you like to… 262 00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:46,945 Yeah. 263 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:49,366 ♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪ 264 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,580 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 265 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,590 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 266 00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:58,844 ♪ Stop the things you do ♪ 267 00:13:58,928 --> 00:13:59,888 Oh, uh-- 268 00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:01,140 What are you doing? 269 00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:03,687 It's important to me to know that I can do it myself. 270 00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:07,737 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 271 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:10,075 [singer cackles] ♪ Watch out! ♪ 272 00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:14,458 ♪ I ain't lyin' ♪ 273 00:14:17,214 --> 00:14:19,385 ♪ Yeah ♪ 274 00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:22,182 ♪ I can't stand, woo ♪ 275 00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:23,727 ♪ No runnin' around ♪ 276 00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:25,690 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 277 00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,986 - Maybe just take the glove-- - Give me a minute. 278 00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:29,238 ♪ I can't stand ♪ 279 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,618 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 280 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:35,041 ♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪ 281 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,297 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 282 00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:40,093 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 283 00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:44,602 Oh. Oh, ye-- 284 00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:47,149 Oh, yeah. [gasps] 285 00:14:47,232 --> 00:14:48,234 Oh, my God. 286 00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:50,573 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it. 287 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,200 I just came. [chuckles] 288 00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:53,704 - You're welcome. - Hmm. 289 00:14:53,787 --> 00:14:56,918 - ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 290 00:14:58,171 --> 00:14:59,549 I think we should take it slow. 291 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,345 ♪ Ooh… ♪ 292 00:15:02,429 --> 00:15:05,393 ♪ I don't care if you don't want me ♪ 293 00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:09,819 ♪ I'm yours right now ♪ 294 00:15:10,696 --> 00:15:12,240 ♪ Spell ♪ 295 00:15:12,324 --> 00:15:14,036 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 296 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,542 Just to be safe. 297 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:20,173 - ♪ Ooh… ♪ - ♪ Because… ♪ 298 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,473 ♪ You're mine ♪ 299 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,559 ♪ Spell ♪ 300 00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:28,523 [singer shouts] 301 00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:32,489 [song ends] 302 00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:35,495 Did you see me? I was all, like… [grunts] 303 00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:37,332 Yeah, it was very brave of you. 304 00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,417 I should go after him. 305 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:39,963 No, no. Don't do that. 306 00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:41,591 But he committed a crime. 307 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,221 You bought your drug dealer a birthday card last year. 308 00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:46,601 He committed a crime on me. On you. 309 00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:49,941 Someone needs to clean up those streets. 310 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:54,408 I am that hero. This is my destiny. 311 00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,330 Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried? 312 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,792 Gonna become a vigilante. 313 00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,961 Oh, no. 314 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:03,426 No, I'm gonna assemble a team of vigilantes. 315 00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:07,058 Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture! 316 00:16:07,142 --> 00:16:09,981 No, no, there's no time. I've got so much mood-boarding to do. 317 00:16:12,527 --> 00:16:14,616 [clattering in bedroom] 318 00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,285 I'll get the Pritt sticks. 319 00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:28,727 ["This is My Film" playing] 320 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:29,812 ♪ I said, ugh ♪ 321 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:30,731 [cat meows] 322 00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:32,150 ♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪ 323 00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:35,073 ♪ I see you staring at me Liking it like a sucker, yeah ♪ 324 00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:36,408 Shoo! 325 00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:37,954 Go away. 326 00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:40,541 Don't you dare touch him. 327 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,717 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 328 00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,556 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 329 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,311 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 330 00:16:50,395 --> 00:16:51,313 ♪ This is my-- ♪ 331 00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:53,276 - [cat yowls] - [Gordon] Oh, God! 332 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,361 [clattering] 333 00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:57,785 [pants] 334 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:01,793 I don't think it's gonna work out. 335 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,588 Fair enough. 336 00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:05,884 Good game. 337 00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:12,522 Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one? 338 00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,040 - [Kash] Oy, Jizzlord. - Don't call him that. 339 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,169 He likes it. You got a better one? 340 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:27,010 - I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket? - [chuckles] 341 00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:28,805 Jesus Christ. That is so much worse. 342 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:30,224 I thought it was cute. 343 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:31,686 [Kash] It's no Jizzlord. 344 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,899 - So, we are keeping him then? - [cat meows] 345 00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:36,571 - Have you checked if he's got an owner? - No, he's definitely a stray. 346 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:40,244 He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life. 347 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:42,708 Haven't you got work today? 348 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,503 Yeah. Don't have to leave till 11.00 though. 349 00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:46,131 It's half past two. 350 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:48,804 [groans] Fuck. 351 00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:51,100 Turn back time and tell me to leave. 352 00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,561 You know I can't go back that far. 353 00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:53,814 Yeah, I'm still gonna be late, 354 00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:55,400 but it means I can stop at Pret on the way. 355 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,780 Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift. 356 00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:00,493 I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come-- 357 00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:02,707 - Just do it, you fucking nerd. - Okay, okay! 358 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,584 Can you do me up with some balloons? 359 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,505 I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy. 360 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:30,596 Mum is making me do this. We were never close, and I hate you." 361 00:18:31,346 --> 00:18:32,975 [high-pitched voice] I can do "Happy 18th." 362 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:34,436 Fine. 363 00:18:35,939 --> 00:18:38,319 - Jennifer. - Angela. 364 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,699 Are those for personal use? 365 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,243 Yes. 366 00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:44,247 Jen. 367 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,669 Jen. 368 00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:50,009 Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint? 369 00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:51,261 Tell me all about it. 370 00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:53,307 It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing. 371 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:56,104 Say no more. Family can be a real bash in the fanny. 372 00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:59,695 You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em. 373 00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:00,823 What can you do? 374 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,956 I'd hate to be turning 18 now. 375 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,709 Nothing's the same after you get your power. 376 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,839 - I used to play at Wimbledon-- - [Jen, Angela] Wimbledon. 377 00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:10,551 We know, love. Jesus. 378 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,849 It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed or racket hands. 379 00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:15,226 [Angela] Tell me about it, flower. 380 00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:19,401 Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda. 381 00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:21,154 Don't let it get you down, love. 382 00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:24,327 I'm not down. Honestly, I really don't even care. 383 00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:25,706 [Angela] Back to work. 384 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,559 Do you want to know how you die? 385 00:19:36,811 --> 00:19:37,813 What? 386 00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:39,692 Foresight. [chuckles] 387 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,742 No. 388 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,831 Probably for the best. 389 00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:50,296 What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha-- 390 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,674 - [cellphone ringing] - Is it bad? 391 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,593 One minute. 392 00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:56,768 Hi. Bang on time. 393 00:19:56,851 --> 00:19:59,397 [Jen's dad, oh phone] It's not like I've anything better to do. 394 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,901 True. 395 00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:02,613 Got a new one for you. 396 00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:05,577 Fine. Go on. Get it over with. 397 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,706 Knock, knock. 398 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,875 Who's there? 399 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,503 - Boo. - Boo, who? 400 00:20:10,587 --> 00:20:12,382 Cheer up, love. It might never happen. 401 00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:15,262 [sighs, chuckling] Jesus Christ. 402 00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:17,433 Well, how are things your end? 403 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,104 It's Andy's 18th tonight. 404 00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:20,523 Oh, good luck with that. 405 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:21,776 Thought you'd reassure me. 406 00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:23,404 God, no. It's gonna be awful. 407 00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:25,826 Just try not to make everything into a competition. 408 00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:27,997 I don't do that. She does that. 409 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,919 Well, you know where I am. Say hi to your mum for me. 410 00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:33,424 Yeah. 411 00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:38,935 [car door closes] 412 00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:40,897 [driver] Hey. 413 00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:43,027 Bears. 414 00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:44,655 Huh? 415 00:20:44,739 --> 00:20:47,285 How you die. Bears. 416 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,458 Oh, but… 417 00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:02,273 [violin playing] 418 00:21:13,378 --> 00:21:14,380 [violin stops] 419 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,512 - [guest 1] Wow. - [guests cheer, applaud] 420 00:21:17,596 --> 00:21:18,598 [guest 2] Bravo. 421 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,852 [guests chattering] 422 00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:23,065 Oh, my baby! 423 00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:26,279 Why are there already balloons? 424 00:21:26,363 --> 00:21:29,244 Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped out this morning and got a few. 425 00:21:29,327 --> 00:21:30,622 But you asked me to get balloons. 426 00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:33,043 - I know. - What, you don't trust me to get balloons? 427 00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:37,051 Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI. Just play Andy's party playlist. 428 00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:38,888 I got an audition for the Greenwich Conservatoire. 429 00:21:38,972 --> 00:21:41,811 Normal human thing to do is to say hello before you start bragging. 430 00:21:41,894 --> 00:21:44,023 I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister. 431 00:21:44,107 --> 00:21:46,654 I'm sure if you achieve something, you'd do the same. No? 432 00:21:46,737 --> 00:21:48,575 Andy, stop haranguing your sister. 433 00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:50,452 - Have you got a job yet? - I have a job. 434 00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:54,795 A real job. I didn't leave my home and family 435 00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:58,343 and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices. 436 00:21:58,427 --> 00:21:59,930 We definitely flew here. 437 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:03,688 [sighs] You were young. You don't understand the immigrant struggle. 438 00:22:03,771 --> 00:22:06,234 Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna? 439 00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:07,571 What do you think my power's gonna be? 440 00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:09,909 You do know you're not gonna get your power the second you turn 18? 441 00:22:09,992 --> 00:22:12,664 What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex. 442 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,419 - You're like the pope. - I-I am not the pope. I fuck. 443 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,923 - No, Mum. Tell her I fuck. - [chuckles] 444 00:22:17,006 --> 00:22:19,762 Would you whist? I'm trying to get this thing to play music. 445 00:22:19,845 --> 00:22:22,601 - Why is it still just showing me pictures? - Just wait for Ian to do it. 446 00:22:22,684 --> 00:22:24,897 What's the point of having a power if you don't use it? 447 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,817 Being able to control technology is only useful 448 00:22:26,901 --> 00:22:28,195 if you know how technology works. 449 00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:29,782 I think you're doing a great job, Mum. 450 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,286 - Just Bing it, will you? - Bing! 451 00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:36,587 Ladies, ladies, please. I know we're feeling a little… stressed? 452 00:22:36,671 --> 00:22:37,673 [grunts] 453 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:38,841 [Ian] Excited. 454 00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:42,223 Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there? 455 00:22:42,306 --> 00:22:44,895 Angry, sad, jealous. 456 00:22:44,979 --> 00:22:45,981 Horny? 457 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,400 Uh… 458 00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:50,155 [guests] Three, two, one… 459 00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:52,744 - [cheering] - [Mary] Yes! [laughs] 460 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,834 [guest] Happy birthday! 461 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,546 [guests chuckling] 462 00:23:01,136 --> 00:23:02,346 Try turning on the TV. 463 00:23:03,891 --> 00:23:05,603 [all gasp] 464 00:23:06,146 --> 00:23:07,356 [Andy sighs] 465 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,659 Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath. 466 00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:15,080 [inhales deeply] 467 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,378 No. I've got nothing. 468 00:23:18,462 --> 00:23:19,757 [guests muttering] 469 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,138 [Mary] Don't worry. It doesn't always happen on the day. 470 00:23:23,221 --> 00:23:26,061 It can take a few days or weeks. Or… 471 00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:27,438 [wheezes] 472 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:28,858 I wanted it today. 473 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,404 Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin. 474 00:23:31,488 --> 00:23:32,323 [Andy scoffs] 475 00:23:32,406 --> 00:23:36,039 I've actually played the world's smallest violin, and it's much bigger than that. 476 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,838 [footsteps departing] 477 00:23:39,922 --> 00:23:42,301 - [guests chattering] - [Mary sighs] 478 00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:47,353 You're a little bit happy she didn't get it. 479 00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:48,438 Uh, duh, Ian. 480 00:23:48,522 --> 00:23:50,067 My cousin was like you. 481 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,781 Then he went to one of those clinics that help you bring out your power. 482 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,660 No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic. 483 00:23:54,743 --> 00:23:57,916 Really helped him. Now he can freeze anything. Like that. 484 00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:04,095 Of course, he's got a freezer that he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge. 485 00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:05,765 Like, knowing you don't need-- 486 00:24:06,642 --> 00:24:07,644 [Andy] Okay! 487 00:24:07,727 --> 00:24:10,399 [guests oohing, cheering] 488 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,319 - I'm super strong! - [Ian gasps] 489 00:24:13,573 --> 00:24:14,825 Oh, my God. 490 00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:19,167 - That's amazing! Do the sofa. - [Ian] Sofa! 491 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,296 ["Rill Rill" playing] 492 00:24:21,379 --> 00:24:26,055 [guests cheering, clamouring] 493 00:24:29,312 --> 00:24:31,984 [Mary whooping] 494 00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,278 [laughing] 495 00:24:33,361 --> 00:24:36,201 Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling! 496 00:24:37,996 --> 00:24:40,542 We just going to ignore the fact she broke the fridge or-- 497 00:24:41,754 --> 00:24:43,423 One hand! 498 00:24:46,847 --> 00:24:47,849 I killed a man! 499 00:24:47,933 --> 00:24:51,022 [cheering, applauding continues] 500 00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:55,113 [Mary] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here. 501 00:24:55,197 --> 00:24:58,704 Can your daughter do this? No, only my daughter! 502 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:02,169 Andy! Andy, I'm so high! 503 00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,008 [guests chanting] Andy! Andy! 504 00:25:06,094 --> 00:25:07,096 [guests cheering] 505 00:25:07,179 --> 00:25:09,475 ♪ Have a heart Have a heart, have a heart ♪ 506 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,983 ♪ Sixteen six six six And I know the part ♪ 507 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:16,197 ♪ You are the river flow And we can never know ♪ 508 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:19,537 ♪ We're just the weatherman You make the wind blow ♪ 509 00:25:19,621 --> 00:25:21,374 ♪ Keep thinking about Every straight face-- ♪ 510 00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:22,961 - [knocking on door] - [song ends] 511 00:25:23,044 --> 00:25:25,550 Surprise. I wasn't sure what the deal was with the party, 512 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:27,596 so I thought I'd bring the party to you. 513 00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:28,806 [Luke] Oh. 514 00:25:28,889 --> 00:25:30,475 Uh, it's not really a great… 515 00:25:31,269 --> 00:25:32,564 time. 516 00:25:39,243 --> 00:25:40,245 Oh, hi. 517 00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:43,878 Who are you? That sounds rude, but who are you? 518 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,255 Um, my name's Olivia. 519 00:25:45,339 --> 00:25:47,761 Of course it is. So is, um-- Is this a date? 520 00:25:47,844 --> 00:25:49,973 - Yeah. - Wouldn't really call it a date. 521 00:25:50,057 --> 00:25:53,063 Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right? 522 00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,321 [soft music playing on speakers] 523 00:25:59,116 --> 00:26:00,662 Olivia can shape-shift. 524 00:26:00,745 --> 00:26:04,293 Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. Oh, that makes sense. 525 00:26:04,377 --> 00:26:06,632 No. Honestly, I never really use it. 526 00:26:06,715 --> 00:26:08,928 I think it's important to love yourself the way you are. 527 00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:11,975 You know, flaws and imperfections and everything. 528 00:26:12,686 --> 00:26:14,271 So, you just look like this all the time? 529 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,568 Wow. Fantastic. 530 00:26:16,652 --> 00:26:17,904 I don't even wear make-up. 531 00:26:17,987 --> 00:26:19,115 Oh, my God. 532 00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:20,325 Yeah. [laughs] 533 00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:21,411 Yeah. 534 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,920 [Luke] I like your hair like that. 535 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:27,297 [Olivia] Thanks! [laughs] 536 00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:29,803 - [Luke] What do you call that style? - [Olivia] Down? 537 00:26:29,886 --> 00:26:30,888 [Luke] It suits you. 538 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:32,851 [Olivia whoops] 539 00:26:32,934 --> 00:26:34,771 - [Luke] Have you been to the pier? - [Olivia] No! 540 00:26:35,272 --> 00:26:36,608 My turn! 541 00:26:37,902 --> 00:26:39,447 [Olivia giggles] 542 00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:44,540 - [Luke grunts] - [Olivia pants] 543 00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:48,758 [Jen] Great. Let's go. 544 00:26:49,551 --> 00:26:52,139 Oh, um, maybe next time? 545 00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:54,853 - Oh, come on. - Well, it's kinda hard work. 546 00:26:54,936 --> 00:26:56,940 And you need to think about load bearing. 547 00:26:57,024 --> 00:26:58,067 Load bearing? 548 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:00,865 Okay. Come on, then. 549 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,248 [Luke] 'Kay. 550 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,423 [grunting] 551 00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:10,843 [Jen] Hmm. 552 00:27:10,927 --> 00:27:11,929 Yeah. 553 00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:16,145 - [Jen] Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay. - [grunting, straining] Yeah, okay. Yeah. 554 00:27:16,229 --> 00:27:17,690 [Jen] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell. 555 00:27:20,696 --> 00:27:21,990 [Jen whimpers] 556 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,284 Fuck me, that's very high! 557 00:27:23,368 --> 00:27:24,829 - Don't look down. - Don't look down. 558 00:27:24,913 --> 00:27:26,374 [grunts] Not so tight. 559 00:27:31,635 --> 00:27:33,388 So, uh, is she your girlfriend? 560 00:27:33,471 --> 00:27:35,685 Look, why do we have to put labels on things? 561 00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:36,979 Because labels are great. 562 00:27:37,062 --> 00:27:40,068 You know, I label my yogurt at work because people kept eating my yogurt. 563 00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:43,199 And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it, and I want it. It's a great yogurt. 564 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:46,289 I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes. 565 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,293 You need to let go. 566 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,963 [chuckles] I don't want to let you go. 567 00:27:50,046 --> 00:27:51,550 No, as in let go of me. We're on the ground. 568 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:52,635 Oh. 569 00:27:52,719 --> 00:27:53,721 [Luke grunts] 570 00:27:54,556 --> 00:27:55,558 [pants] 571 00:27:56,392 --> 00:27:57,562 Jen, look at me. 572 00:27:57,645 --> 00:28:01,570 If you don't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? 573 00:28:02,697 --> 00:28:04,450 ["Superstar" playing] 574 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:12,925 ♪ Oh, to be happy ♪ 575 00:28:13,009 --> 00:28:14,011 That's RuPaul. 576 00:28:15,430 --> 00:28:16,808 That's RuPaul! 577 00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:18,144 ♪ Oh, to be right ♪ 578 00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:21,902 [Olivia laughing] 579 00:28:21,985 --> 00:28:25,158 ♪ When everything's easy ♪ 580 00:28:25,241 --> 00:28:28,624 [Jen's dad, on phone] Wasn't expecting you to call at this hour. Everything okay? 581 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,128 You haven't been murdered or something, have you? 582 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,592 - I want a power. - [song continues] 583 00:28:33,676 --> 00:28:36,973 I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen. 584 00:28:37,057 --> 00:28:40,522 Yeah, you're right. You should probably just give up. 585 00:28:40,606 --> 00:28:42,192 You're not supposed to say that. 586 00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:44,823 Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it. 587 00:28:44,906 --> 00:28:47,202 It's just not something you're ever going to have. 588 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,584 - You don't know that. - But you do somehow? 589 00:28:51,293 --> 00:28:52,714 You really want this power thing? 590 00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:57,139 Yes, I do. 591 00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:00,896 Well, if you think it will make you happy… 592 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,984 [song ends] 593 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,654 …then go get it. 594 00:29:05,698 --> 00:29:07,284 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 595 00:29:09,496 --> 00:29:10,624 What if I don't? 596 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,795 Then we'll figure something out together. 597 00:29:14,214 --> 00:29:15,341 [chuckles] 598 00:29:20,268 --> 00:29:21,270 Dad? 599 00:29:21,813 --> 00:29:22,815 Yeah? 600 00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:24,819 Can I do the thing? 601 00:29:26,405 --> 00:29:27,658 You don't have to ask. 602 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:43,565 [Jen's dad] Hi, pet. 603 00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:16,965 ["Sleeping Lessons" playing] 604 00:30:20,263 --> 00:30:23,436 ♪ Go without ♪ 605 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:28,655 ♪ Till the need seeps in ♪ 606 00:30:30,576 --> 00:30:32,872 ♪ Your love anymore ♪ 607 00:30:32,955 --> 00:30:37,297 [voice on PA] Welcome to Discovery Clinic, where your powers journey begins. 608 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:42,934 ♪ Collect your novel petals for the stem ♪ 609 00:30:45,021 --> 00:30:48,695 ♪ And glow, glow ♪ 610 00:30:49,529 --> 00:30:52,995 ♪ Melt and flow… ♪ 611 00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:57,337 Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start your power journey today? 612 00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:01,261 Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book myself in for a discovery package. 613 00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:03,809 - And how long have you been trying? - Six years. 614 00:31:03,892 --> 00:31:08,610 Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry. You're in the right place. 615 00:31:08,694 --> 00:31:12,075 We have an excellent track record in helping people to discover their power. 616 00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:13,662 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 617 00:31:13,745 --> 00:31:14,747 So exciting. 618 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,793 [all giggle] 619 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:20,508 So our packages start at 9,500. 620 00:31:22,596 --> 00:31:24,266 Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it. 621 00:31:24,767 --> 00:31:26,771 [song continues] 622 00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:33,702 - [Jen snoring] - [Jizzlord purring, meows] 623 00:31:33,785 --> 00:31:34,871 [purring continues] 624 00:31:34,954 --> 00:31:36,165 [squeals] 625 00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:38,837 [swallows] 626 00:31:41,258 --> 00:31:43,722 [Jen snoring] 627 00:31:43,805 --> 00:31:46,310 No, no, no. 628 00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:51,153 [Jizzlord purring] 629 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:57,958 [song continues] 630 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:01,925 ♪ Just put yourself in my new shoes ♪ 631 00:32:02,008 --> 00:32:05,431 ♪ And see that I do what I do ♪ 632 00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:10,901 ♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪ 633 00:32:10,984 --> 00:32:13,949 ♪ (Their pudgy hearts and shiny heads) ♪ 634 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:17,372 ♪ They got nothing left On which we depend ♪ 635 00:32:17,455 --> 00:32:21,380 ♪ So enlist every ounce Of your bright blood ♪ 636 00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:23,802 ♪ And off with their heads ♪ 637 00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:26,014 ♪ Jump from the hook ♪ 638 00:32:26,098 --> 00:32:33,154 ♪ You're not obliged to swallow Anything you despise ♪ 639 00:32:34,114 --> 00:32:37,537 ♪ That you despise ♪ 640 00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:39,917 ♪ That you despise ♪ 641 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,921 [song fades out]