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[office workers chattering]
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How was your journey?
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It was terrible.
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I got the bus because I'm poor.
And it smelt like warm, raw chicken.
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And I'm really nervous,
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so I thought I was gonna shit myself
the whole way in, but I didn't.
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And if I'm sitting weirdly,
it's because I think my tampon's come out.
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I didn't have time to go to the bathroom
downstairs 'cause I slept in.
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Because I spent so long last night
trying to make myself come,
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but I couldn't
'cause of my antidepressants.
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I don't know why I just told you that.
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It's my thing.
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Don't worry.
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If you're the right candidate,
the truth can only work in your favour.
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[chuckles] Oh, I hate that.
Yeah, that's awful for me.
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So it's a cliché, I know,
but why do you want to work here?
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I don't, but I need money to live.
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You've got a two-one
in English literature.
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No, I dropped out. But I'm--
I was too embarrassed to tell anyone.
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So I pretended to go every day for a year.
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But, really, I just wandered around
the big Primark in town.
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What would you say
your greatest weakness is?
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Crippling insecurity.
I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition.
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I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.
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I only wash my hands
if there's someone else in the bathroom.
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Don't think I'm capable of love.
I am worried I'm a little bit racist.
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I'm a bit afraid to ask this,
but do you have any questions for me?
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Do you have a gross eye hole under there?
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I'm so sorry.
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I see you haven't got your power down
on here.
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That's because I don't have one yet.
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We interview a lot of candidates.
What makes you special?
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I don't know.
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[pedestrian] Yeah. How's Rachel?
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[person on phone]
I'm fetching her right now.
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- Oh, yeah?
- How are you?
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Yeah, good. I'm great.
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[both panting]
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Nice one, mate.
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[breathes heavily]
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[sniffs]
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It's my sister's 18th on Saturday
if you wanna come.
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It's probably gonna be shit-ish,
but, you know, free cake.
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And my mum always buys
too much wine. [chuckles]
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You've got a sister?
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Yeah, Andy.
I've mentioned her, I think. A few times.
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That's mad.
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[Jen] If you're busy, it's totally fine.
No worries at all.
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Option's there. You're more than welcome.
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It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.
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["Bikini" playing]
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♪ We're gonna give you everything
You've ever wanted ♪
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♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪
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♪ Pour three shots in a glass
Call it a martini ♪
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♪ All you've got to do is
Put on this little bikini ♪
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Every time.
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♪ And dance ♪
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♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance ♪
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♪ Dance ♪
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♪ Put on this bikini and
Dance, dance, dance ♪
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♪ D-d-d-d-d-d… ♪
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[song ends]
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Twenty-five years I wasted with that man.
She's been with him 25 minutes.
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And they were the best 25 minutes
of his life, you dumb bitch.
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Look, we can settle this today.
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If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,
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then I'm certain
he'll side with our client.
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Ms Jackson.
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[clears throat]
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Hi. Hello.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Yes. Sorry.
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[inhales]
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[Mr Greenham groans]
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[Mr Greenham] Oh, fuck off.
Can I not get a moment of peace?
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- Mr Greenham--
- I remember you from the divorce.
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Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think
you could look more like a nonce.
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I made it very clear in my will.
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Tanya gets everything.
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The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing.
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And one more thing, go fuck yourselves.
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[exhales]
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["History Eraser" playing]
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[Ms Jackson]
Once again, my deepest condolences.
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♪ I got drunk and fell asleep
Atop the sheets ♪
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♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪
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- [Jen] Who are you?
- [cat meows]
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♪ And in my dreams ♪
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♪ I wrote the best song
That I've ever written ♪
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♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪
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♪ I stayed drunk and fell awake
I was cycling on a plane ♪
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- Free cat?
- [cat meows]
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♪ And far away
I heard you say you liked me ♪
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♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪
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♪ The letters on the page
To spell your name ♪
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["Remove Your Mask" playing on speakers]
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[cat meows]
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♪ Yours is a history
That's written in stone ♪
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♪ There was a lady
Who had built her own throne ♪
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Oh, my God.
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- Get out.
- Does that say "Super Cock"?
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No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.
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The "L" just fell down.
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I can see every square inch
of your genitals.
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It's like when they vacuum pack meat
at the supermarket.
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It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic.
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No way. Let me get my phone.
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No!
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[audio distorts, slows]
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[audio rewinding]
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- [normal audio resumes]
- [song restarts]
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[cat meows]
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[door closes]
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[mouthing words]
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Come on.
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♪ Yours is a history
That's written in stone ♪
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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♪ There was a lady
Who had built her own throne ♪
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Don't come in. I'm… masturbating.
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Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late.
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Okay. I'm just finishing.
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♪ To live in the moment
And remove your mask ♪
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[moans]
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Do you want a cup of tea?
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♪ I see you gathering up-- ♪
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Yeah. Go on.
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- [song ends]
- [cat purring]
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He's obviously been mistreated.
He's skin and bone.
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He's a dump truck. The landlord won't
let you keep it in the flat anyway.
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- 'Cause all landlords are evil.
- All landlords are evil.
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- Yes.
- [door opens, closes]
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- Hello.
- How was work?
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[breathes shakily]
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Everyone always gets angry with me
when it goes badly.
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I'm just the messenger.
It's not me saying it.
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Yeah, you're just a vessel.
Like a sexy little carafe.
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Aw. [sniffles]
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- Thank you, babe. [sniffles]
- [chuckles]
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- Well, why don't you just quit?
- Yeah, quit.
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I can't just quit.
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Right. You have dependants.
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- I'm looking for a job.
- [Carrie] Yeah.
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He spends all day in his room
applying for jobs. Don't you, babe?
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Yes.
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[Carrie] It pays well.
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And they don't just use me for my power.
They also ask me to make teas and coffees.
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Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.
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Look, it could always be worse.
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Don't put yourself down like that, Jen.
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Or do you mean in general?
Oh, you meant in general, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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You are such a brave little soldier.
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Carrie, I haven't got a power yet.
I'm not, like, terminal.
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Hey. Maybe the real power
is just being yourself.
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That is the dumbest fucking thing
I've ever heard in my life.
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Absolutely not true. No.
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I know what will cheer you up.
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I'm not sad.
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[inhales]
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[groans]
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- [grunts]
- [chuckles]
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[Adolf Hitler speaking German]
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[in English] Oh, God. Not you again.
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Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's
cool with interracial marriage now.
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Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend,
and we fuck at least twice a month.
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Ooh! Who am I?
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[imitating Hitler] Let's invade Russia in
the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch.
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Okay. [laughs]
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Very funny.
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Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.
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- Yeah.
- La, la, la, la!
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I'm not listening.
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- [cellphone vibrates]
- This is really childish.
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[speaking German]
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[exhales]
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[in English] Right. Well,
I'm off to go get railed by a stranger.
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["All the Way Live" playing]
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♪ My name is Maura
They call me Gale ♪
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♪ I'm rapping so hot
I have a story to tell ♪
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♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪
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♪ And I'm rapping to you
On the microphone ♪
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♪ I can party hardy till the early light ♪
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♪ I can keep it going till the '79 ♪
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♪ Let your fingers pop ♪
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♪ Check out a sock hop ♪
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♪ Stick your finger in a socket
And get a big shock ♪
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♪ Strive, strive all the way-- ♪
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- [song ends]
- Oh, um--
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Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.
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- Oh.
- [clears throat]
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Nice to meet you.
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Big Michael Jackson fan?
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No, he's an alleged sex offender.
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Right. Good we've established that early.
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[patrons chattering]
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Ooh! Vegan lasagne. [chuckles]
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I want to be completely honest with you.
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I have the power to make people orgasm
with my touch.
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Whoa. [clears throat]
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- That's, um… That's really cool.
- It's not cool. It's not.
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It's a common misconception that literally
everyone I've ever met seems to hold.
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[chuckles]
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So, what's your power?
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Uh, I'm still waiting.
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Your profile said you were 25.
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- I am. Just a late bloomer.
- I've never met anyone who waited so long.
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00:11:02,576 --> 00:11:04,705
So how did you find out
the whole come thing then?
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I bet it's a funny story. [chuckles]
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It's not a funny story, no.
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I promise not to laugh. [chuckles]
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[sighs] It was my father's 60th birthday.
213
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We'd been estranged for some years,
so it was a reunion of sorts.
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We were kicking a football around,
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which had always been
a boyhood dream of mine.
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I saved an errant kick, which would've
shattered a conservatory window.
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For the first time in my life, I felt like
my father respected me as a man.
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Then he asked if he could shake my hand.
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Oh, I see.
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I was so proud.
221
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My entire extended family were there
to witness the moment.
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They were all watching
as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.
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Oh, no.
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He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was
very obvious what was occurring.
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Of course, I was very confused.
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He was doubled over.
I thought he was having a heart attack.
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So I opened his shirt
to begin performing chest compressions.
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- And every time you--
- Yes.
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Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.
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- Khakis were ruined.
- [snickers]
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[Carrie] Kash, you cannot seriously
believe A. D. stands for "after dinosaurs."
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[Kash] It does. 500 A.D.
500 years after dinosaurs.
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What else would it be?
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[Carrie] These shoes are so uncomfortable.
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[Kash] Then why'd you wear them?
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When you said you booked dinner,
I thought it might be a fancy date.
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I didn't even know you could book a table
at Bucket O' Pizza.
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And normally you can't… [sniffs]
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…but I've got a special relationship
with the manager.
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[Carrie chuckles, winces]
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- What are you doing?
- Take these.
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- Oh, you-- You don't have to.
- Take the shoes.
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Thank you.
244
00:12:57,972 --> 00:13:00,268
- [grunts] Hey!
- [mugger] Give me your purse.
245
00:13:00,352 --> 00:13:01,939
- And empty your pockets.
- Um.
246
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,110
Uh, here.
[stammering] Uh, take my phone.
247
00:13:04,193 --> 00:13:06,865
[mugger scoffs]
That piece of shit. Nah, mate.
248
00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:09,078
- The purse. Give it!
- No, I've got money.
249
00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,539
- Um.
- [mugger] Come on. Quickly.
250
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,796
- Just in my…
- [mugger] Now! I'm not fucking around!
251
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:15,507
- ["I Put a Spell on You" playing]
- In my pocket!
252
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,427
- Come on!
- [mugger] Ow! Right in the eye!
253
00:13:17,511 --> 00:13:19,515
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
254
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,768
I'm gonna kiss you now.
255
00:13:20,852 --> 00:13:24,400
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
256
00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:29,535
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
257
00:13:31,582 --> 00:13:34,713
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
258
00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,136
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
259
00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:40,432
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
260
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:44,356
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
261
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,818
Would you like to…
262
00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:46,945
Yeah.
263
00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:49,366
♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪
264
00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,580
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
265
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,590
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
266
00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:58,844
♪ Stop the things you do ♪
267
00:13:58,928 --> 00:13:59,888
Oh, uh--
268
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:01,140
What are you doing?
269
00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:03,687
It's important to me
to know that I can do it myself.
270
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:07,737
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
271
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:10,075
[singer cackles]
♪ Watch out! ♪
272
00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:14,458
♪ I ain't lyin' ♪
273
00:14:17,214 --> 00:14:19,385
♪ Yeah ♪
274
00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:22,182
♪ I can't stand, woo ♪
275
00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:23,727
♪ No runnin' around ♪
276
00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:25,690
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
277
00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,986
- Maybe just take the glove--
- Give me a minute.
278
00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:29,238
♪ I can't stand ♪
279
00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,618
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
280
00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:35,041
♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪
281
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,297
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
282
00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:40,093
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
283
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:44,602
Oh. Oh, ye--
284
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:47,149
Oh, yeah. [gasps]
285
00:14:47,232 --> 00:14:48,234
Oh, my God.
286
00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:50,573
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it.
287
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,200
I just came. [chuckles]
288
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:53,704
- You're welcome.
- Hmm.
289
00:14:53,787 --> 00:14:56,918
- ♪ Ooh, spell ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
290
00:14:58,171 --> 00:14:59,549
I think we should take it slow.
291
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,345
♪ Ooh… ♪
292
00:15:02,429 --> 00:15:05,393
♪ I don't care if you don't want me ♪
293
00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:09,819
♪ I'm yours right now ♪
294
00:15:10,696 --> 00:15:12,240
♪ Spell ♪
295
00:15:12,324 --> 00:15:14,036
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
296
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,542
Just to be safe.
297
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:20,173
- ♪ Ooh… ♪
- ♪ Because… ♪
298
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,473
♪ You're mine ♪
299
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,559
♪ Spell ♪
300
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:28,523
[singer shouts]
301
00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:32,489
[song ends]
302
00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:35,495
Did you see me? I was all, like… [grunts]
303
00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:37,332
Yeah, it was very brave of you.
304
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,417
I should go after him.
305
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:39,963
No, no. Don't do that.
306
00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:41,591
But he committed a crime.
307
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,221
You bought your drug dealer
a birthday card last year.
308
00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:46,601
He committed a crime on me. On you.
309
00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:49,941
Someone needs to clean up those streets.
310
00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:54,408
I am that hero. This is my destiny.
311
00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,330
Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried?
312
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,792
Gonna become a vigilante.
313
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,961
Oh, no.
314
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:03,426
No, I'm gonna assemble
a team of vigilantes.
315
00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:07,058
Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story!
Quick, take a picture!
316
00:16:07,142 --> 00:16:09,981
No, no, there's no time.
I've got so much mood-boarding to do.
317
00:16:12,527 --> 00:16:14,616
[clattering in bedroom]
318
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,285
I'll get the Pritt sticks.
319
00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:28,727
["This is My Film" playing]
320
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:29,812
♪ I said, ugh ♪
321
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:30,731
[cat meows]
322
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:32,150
♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪
323
00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:35,073
♪ I see you staring at me
Liking it like a sucker, yeah ♪
324
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:36,408
Shoo!
325
00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:37,954
Go away.
326
00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:40,541
Don't you dare touch him.
327
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,717
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪
328
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,556
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪
329
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,311
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪
330
00:16:50,395 --> 00:16:51,313
♪ This is my-- ♪
331
00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:53,276
- [cat yowls]
- [Gordon] Oh, God!
332
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,361
[clattering]
333
00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:57,785
[pants]
334
00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:01,793
I don't think it's gonna work out.
335
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,588
Fair enough.
336
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:05,884
Good game.
337
00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:12,522
Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?
338
00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,040
- [Kash] Oy, Jizzlord.
- Don't call him that.
339
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,169
He likes it. You got a better one?
340
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:27,010
- I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket?
- [chuckles]
341
00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:28,805
Jesus Christ. That is so much worse.
342
00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:30,224
I thought it was cute.
343
00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:31,686
[Kash] It's no Jizzlord.
344
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,899
- So, we are keeping him then?
- [cat meows]
345
00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:36,571
- Have you checked if he's got an owner?
- No, he's definitely a stray.
346
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:40,244
He's got an energy.
He's scrappy. He's lived a life.
347
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:42,708
Haven't you got work today?
348
00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,503
Yeah. Don't have to leave
till 11.00 though.
349
00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:46,131
It's half past two.
350
00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:48,804
[groans] Fuck.
351
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:51,100
Turn back time and tell me to leave.
352
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,561
You know I can't go back that far.
353
00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:53,814
Yeah, I'm still gonna be late,
354
00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:55,400
but it means I can stop
at Pret on the way.
355
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,780
Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.
356
00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:00,493
I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons.
With great power come--
357
00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:02,707
- Just do it, you fucking nerd.
- Okay, okay!
358
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,584
Can you do me up with some balloons?
359
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,505
I want them to say,
"Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.
360
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:30,596
Mum is making me do this.
We were never close, and I hate you."
361
00:18:31,346 --> 00:18:32,975
[high-pitched voice]
I can do "Happy 18th."
362
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:34,436
Fine.
363
00:18:35,939 --> 00:18:38,319
- Jennifer.
- Angela.
364
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,699
Are those for personal use?
365
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,243
Yes.
366
00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:44,247
Jen.
367
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,669
Jen.
368
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:50,009
Why didn't you tell me
you're going to a party, you cheeky bint?
369
00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:51,261
Tell me all about it.
370
00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:53,307
It's my half-sister's 18th.
It's a family thing.
371
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:56,104
Say no more.
Family can be a real bash in the fanny.
372
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:59,695
You love 'em. You hate 'em,
but you're stuck with 'em.
373
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:00,823
What can you do?
374
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,956
I'd hate to be turning 18 now.
375
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,709
Nothing's the same
after you get your power.
376
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,839
- I used to play at Wimbledon--
- [Jen, Angela] Wimbledon.
377
00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:10,551
We know, love. Jesus.
378
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,849
It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed
or racket hands.
379
00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:15,226
[Angela] Tell me about it, flower.
380
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:19,401
Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy
some paracetamol in Asda.
381
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:21,154
Don't let it get you down, love.
382
00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:24,327
I'm not down.
Honestly, I really don't even care.
383
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:25,706
[Angela] Back to work.
384
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,559
Do you want to know how you die?
385
00:19:36,811 --> 00:19:37,813
What?
386
00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:39,692
Foresight. [chuckles]
387
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,742
No.
388
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,831
Probably for the best.
389
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:50,296
What do you mean it's probably
for the best? Wha--
390
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,674
- [cellphone ringing]
- Is it bad?
391
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,593
One minute.
392
00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:56,768
Hi. Bang on time.
393
00:19:56,851 --> 00:19:59,397
[Jen's dad, oh phone]
It's not like I've anything better to do.
394
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,901
True.
395
00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:02,613
Got a new one for you.
396
00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:05,577
Fine. Go on. Get it over with.
397
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,706
Knock, knock.
398
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,875
Who's there?
399
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,503
- Boo.
- Boo, who?
400
00:20:10,587 --> 00:20:12,382
Cheer up, love. It might never happen.
401
00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:15,262
[sighs, chuckling] Jesus Christ.
402
00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:17,433
Well, how are things your end?
403
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,104
It's Andy's 18th tonight.
404
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:20,523
Oh, good luck with that.
405
00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:21,776
Thought you'd reassure me.
406
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:23,404
God, no. It's gonna be awful.
407
00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:25,826
Just try not to make everything
into a competition.
408
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:27,997
I don't do that. She does that.
409
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,919
Well, you know where I am.
Say hi to your mum for me.
410
00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:33,424
Yeah.
411
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:38,935
[car door closes]
412
00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:40,897
[driver] Hey.
413
00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:43,027
Bears.
414
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:44,655
Huh?
415
00:20:44,739 --> 00:20:47,285
How you die. Bears.
416
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,458
Oh, but…
417
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:02,273
[violin playing]
418
00:21:13,378 --> 00:21:14,380
[violin stops]
419
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,512
- [guest 1] Wow.
- [guests cheer, applaud]
420
00:21:17,596 --> 00:21:18,598
[guest 2] Bravo.
421
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,852
[guests chattering]
422
00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:23,065
Oh, my baby!
423
00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:26,279
Why are there already balloons?
424
00:21:26,363 --> 00:21:29,244
Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped
out this morning and got a few.
425
00:21:29,327 --> 00:21:30,622
But you asked me to get balloons.
426
00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:33,043
- I know.
- What, you don't trust me to get balloons?
427
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:37,051
Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI.
Just play Andy's party playlist.
428
00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:38,888
I got an audition
for the Greenwich Conservatoire.
429
00:21:38,972 --> 00:21:41,811
Normal human thing to do is
to say hello before you start bragging.
430
00:21:41,894 --> 00:21:44,023
I'm just sharing good news
about my life with my sister.
431
00:21:44,107 --> 00:21:46,654
I'm sure if you achieve something,
you'd do the same. No?
432
00:21:46,737 --> 00:21:48,575
Andy, stop haranguing your sister.
433
00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:50,452
- Have you got a job yet?
- I have a job.
434
00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:54,795
A real job.
I didn't leave my home and family
435
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:58,343
and brave the boat to England
for you to squander all my sacrifices.
436
00:21:58,427 --> 00:21:59,930
We definitely flew here.
437
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:03,688
[sighs] You were young. You don't
understand the immigrant struggle.
438
00:22:03,771 --> 00:22:06,234
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Where's the antenna?
439
00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:07,571
What do you think my power's gonna be?
440
00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:09,909
You do know you're not gonna
get your power the second you turn 18?
441
00:22:09,992 --> 00:22:12,664
What do you know about powers?
You're like a virgin talking about sex.
442
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,419
- You're like the pope.
- I-I am not the pope. I fuck.
443
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,923
- No, Mum. Tell her I fuck.
- [chuckles]
444
00:22:17,006 --> 00:22:19,762
Would you whist? I'm trying
to get this thing to play music.
445
00:22:19,845 --> 00:22:22,601
- Why is it still just showing me pictures?
- Just wait for Ian to do it.
446
00:22:22,684 --> 00:22:24,897
What's the point of having a power
if you don't use it?
447
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,817
Being able to control technology
is only useful
448
00:22:26,901 --> 00:22:28,195
if you know how technology works.
449
00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:29,782
I think you're doing a great job, Mum.
450
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,286
- Just Bing it, will you?
- Bing!
451
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:36,587
Ladies, ladies, please. I know
we're feeling a little… stressed?
452
00:22:36,671 --> 00:22:37,673
[grunts]
453
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:38,841
[Ian] Excited.
454
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:42,223
Oh, Lord.
Now, what have we got going on in there?
455
00:22:42,306 --> 00:22:44,895
Angry, sad, jealous.
456
00:22:44,979 --> 00:22:45,981
Horny?
457
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,400
Uh…
458
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:50,155
[guests] Three, two, one…
459
00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:52,744
- [cheering]
- [Mary] Yes! [laughs]
460
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,834
[guest] Happy birthday!
461
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,546
[guests chuckling]
462
00:23:01,136 --> 00:23:02,346
Try turning on the TV.
463
00:23:03,891 --> 00:23:05,603
[all gasp]
464
00:23:06,146 --> 00:23:07,356
[Andy sighs]
465
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,659
Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath.
466
00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:15,080
[inhales deeply]
467
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,378
No. I've got nothing.
468
00:23:18,462 --> 00:23:19,757
[guests muttering]
469
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,138
[Mary] Don't worry.
It doesn't always happen on the day.
470
00:23:23,221 --> 00:23:26,061
It can take a few days or weeks. Or…
471
00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:27,438
[wheezes]
472
00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:28,858
I wanted it today.
473
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,404
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing
the world's smallest violin.
474
00:23:31,488 --> 00:23:32,323
[Andy scoffs]
475
00:23:32,406 --> 00:23:36,039
I've actually played the world's smallest
violin, and it's much bigger than that.
476
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,838
[footsteps departing]
477
00:23:39,922 --> 00:23:42,301
- [guests chattering]
- [Mary sighs]
478
00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:47,353
You're a little bit happy
she didn't get it.
479
00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:48,438
Uh, duh, Ian.
480
00:23:48,522 --> 00:23:50,067
My cousin was like you.
481
00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,781
Then he went to one of those clinics
that help you bring out your power.
482
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,660
No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic.
483
00:23:54,743 --> 00:23:57,916
Really helped him.
Now he can freeze anything. Like that.
484
00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:04,095
Of course, he's got a freezer that
he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge.
485
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:05,765
Like, knowing you don't need--
486
00:24:06,642 --> 00:24:07,644
[Andy] Okay!
487
00:24:07,727 --> 00:24:10,399
[guests oohing, cheering]
488
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,319
- I'm super strong!
- [Ian gasps]
489
00:24:13,573 --> 00:24:14,825
Oh, my God.
490
00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:19,167
- That's amazing! Do the sofa.
- [Ian] Sofa!
491
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,296
["Rill Rill" playing]
492
00:24:21,379 --> 00:24:26,055
[guests cheering, clamouring]
493
00:24:29,312 --> 00:24:31,984
[Mary whooping]
494
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,278
[laughing]
495
00:24:33,361 --> 00:24:36,201
Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling!
496
00:24:37,996 --> 00:24:40,542
We just going to ignore the fact
she broke the fridge or--
497
00:24:41,754 --> 00:24:43,423
One hand!
498
00:24:46,847 --> 00:24:47,849
I killed a man!
499
00:24:47,933 --> 00:24:51,022
[cheering, applauding continues]
500
00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:55,113
[Mary] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here.
501
00:24:55,197 --> 00:24:58,704
Can your daughter do this?
No, only my daughter!
502
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:02,169
Andy! Andy, I'm so high!
503
00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,008
[guests chanting] Andy! Andy!
504
00:25:06,094 --> 00:25:07,096
[guests cheering]
505
00:25:07,179 --> 00:25:09,475
♪ Have a heart
Have a heart, have a heart ♪
506
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,983
♪ Sixteen six six six
And I know the part ♪
507
00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:16,197
♪ You are the river flow
And we can never know ♪
508
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:19,537
♪ We're just the weatherman
You make the wind blow ♪
509
00:25:19,621 --> 00:25:21,374
♪ Keep thinking about
Every straight face-- ♪
510
00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:22,961
- [knocking on door]
- [song ends]
511
00:25:23,044 --> 00:25:25,550
Surprise. I wasn't sure
what the deal was with the party,
512
00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:27,596
so I thought I'd bring the party to you.
513
00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:28,806
[Luke] Oh.
514
00:25:28,889 --> 00:25:30,475
Uh, it's not really a great…
515
00:25:31,269 --> 00:25:32,564
time.
516
00:25:39,243 --> 00:25:40,245
Oh, hi.
517
00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:43,878
Who are you?
That sounds rude, but who are you?
518
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,255
Um, my name's Olivia.
519
00:25:45,339 --> 00:25:47,761
Of course it is.
So is, um-- Is this a date?
520
00:25:47,844 --> 00:25:49,973
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't really call it a date.
521
00:25:50,057 --> 00:25:53,063
Oh. Well, if it's not a date,
there's no harm in joining. Right?
522
00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,321
[soft music playing on speakers]
523
00:25:59,116 --> 00:26:00,662
Olivia can shape-shift.
524
00:26:00,745 --> 00:26:04,293
Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen
to look like. Oh, that makes sense.
525
00:26:04,377 --> 00:26:06,632
No. Honestly, I never really use it.
526
00:26:06,715 --> 00:26:08,928
I think it's important to love yourself
the way you are.
527
00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:11,975
You know,
flaws and imperfections and everything.
528
00:26:12,686 --> 00:26:14,271
So, you just look like this all the time?
529
00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,568
Wow. Fantastic.
530
00:26:16,652 --> 00:26:17,904
I don't even wear make-up.
531
00:26:17,987 --> 00:26:19,115
Oh, my God.
532
00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:20,325
Yeah. [laughs]
533
00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:21,411
Yeah.
534
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,920
[Luke] I like your hair like that.
535
00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:27,297
[Olivia] Thanks! [laughs]
536
00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:29,803
- [Luke] What do you call that style?
- [Olivia] Down?
537
00:26:29,886 --> 00:26:30,888
[Luke] It suits you.
538
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:32,851
[Olivia whoops]
539
00:26:32,934 --> 00:26:34,771
- [Luke] Have you been to the pier?
- [Olivia] No!
540
00:26:35,272 --> 00:26:36,608
My turn!
541
00:26:37,902 --> 00:26:39,447
[Olivia giggles]
542
00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:44,540
- [Luke grunts]
- [Olivia pants]
543
00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:48,758
[Jen] Great. Let's go.
544
00:26:49,551 --> 00:26:52,139
Oh, um, maybe next time?
545
00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:54,853
- Oh, come on.
- Well, it's kinda hard work.
546
00:26:54,936 --> 00:26:56,940
And you need to think about load bearing.
547
00:26:57,024 --> 00:26:58,067
Load bearing?
548
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:00,865
Okay. Come on, then.
549
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,248
[Luke] 'Kay.
550
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:09,423
[grunting]
551
00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:10,843
[Jen] Hmm.
552
00:27:10,927 --> 00:27:11,929
Yeah.
553
00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:16,145
- [Jen] Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay.
- [grunting, straining] Yeah, okay. Yeah.
554
00:27:16,229 --> 00:27:17,690
[Jen] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell.
555
00:27:20,696 --> 00:27:21,990
[Jen whimpers]
556
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,284
Fuck me, that's very high!
557
00:27:23,368 --> 00:27:24,829
- Don't look down.
- Don't look down.
558
00:27:24,913 --> 00:27:26,374
[grunts] Not so tight.
559
00:27:31,635 --> 00:27:33,388
So, uh, is she your girlfriend?
560
00:27:33,471 --> 00:27:35,685
Look,
why do we have to put labels on things?
561
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:36,979
Because labels are great.
562
00:27:37,062 --> 00:27:40,068
You know, I label my yogurt at work
because people kept eating my yogurt.
563
00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:43,199
And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it,
and I want it. It's a great yogurt.
564
00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:46,289
I mean, it's creamy and low-fat
and has beautiful eyes.
565
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,293
You need to let go.
566
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,963
[chuckles] I don't want to let you go.
567
00:27:50,046 --> 00:27:51,550
No, as in let go of me.
We're on the ground.
568
00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:52,635
Oh.
569
00:27:52,719 --> 00:27:53,721
[Luke grunts]
570
00:27:54,556 --> 00:27:55,558
[pants]
571
00:27:56,392 --> 00:27:57,562
Jen, look at me.
572
00:27:57,645 --> 00:28:01,570
If you don't love yourself, how the hell
are you gonna love somebody else?
573
00:28:02,697 --> 00:28:04,450
["Superstar" playing]
574
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:12,925
♪ Oh, to be happy ♪
575
00:28:13,009 --> 00:28:14,011
That's RuPaul.
576
00:28:15,430 --> 00:28:16,808
That's RuPaul!
577
00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:18,144
♪ Oh, to be right ♪
578
00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:21,902
[Olivia laughing]
579
00:28:21,985 --> 00:28:25,158
♪ When everything's easy ♪
580
00:28:25,241 --> 00:28:28,624
[Jen's dad, on phone] Wasn't expecting you
to call at this hour. Everything okay?
581
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,128
You haven't been murdered or something,
have you?
582
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,592
- I want a power.
- [song continues]
583
00:28:33,676 --> 00:28:36,973
I want one so badly.
It's never gonna happen.
584
00:28:37,057 --> 00:28:40,522
Yeah, you're right.
You should probably just give up.
585
00:28:40,606 --> 00:28:42,192
You're not supposed to say that.
586
00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:44,823
Well, what do you want me to say?
Accept it.
587
00:28:44,906 --> 00:28:47,202
It's just not something
you're ever going to have.
588
00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,584
- You don't know that.
- But you do somehow?
589
00:28:51,293 --> 00:28:52,714
You really want this power thing?
590
00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:57,139
Yes, I do.
591
00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:00,896
Well, if you think it will make you happy…
592
00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,984
[song ends]
593
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,654
…then go get it.
594
00:29:05,698 --> 00:29:07,284
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
595
00:29:09,496 --> 00:29:10,624
What if I don't?
596
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,795
Then we'll figure something out together.
597
00:29:14,214 --> 00:29:15,341
[chuckles]
598
00:29:20,268 --> 00:29:21,270
Dad?
599
00:29:21,813 --> 00:29:22,815
Yeah?
600
00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:24,819
Can I do the thing?
601
00:29:26,405 --> 00:29:27,658
You don't have to ask.
602
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:43,565
[Jen's dad] Hi, pet.
603
00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:16,965
["Sleeping Lessons" playing]
604
00:30:20,263 --> 00:30:23,436
♪ Go without ♪
605
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:28,655
♪ Till the need seeps in ♪
606
00:30:30,576 --> 00:30:32,872
♪ Your love anymore ♪
607
00:30:32,955 --> 00:30:37,297
[voice on PA] Welcome to Discovery Clinic,
where your powers journey begins.
608
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:42,934
♪ Collect your novel petals for the stem ♪
609
00:30:45,021 --> 00:30:48,695
♪ And glow, glow ♪
610
00:30:49,529 --> 00:30:52,995
♪ Melt and flow… ♪
611
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:57,337
Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start
your power journey today?
612
00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:01,261
Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book
myself in for a discovery package.
613
00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:03,809
- And how long have you been trying?
- Six years.
614
00:31:03,892 --> 00:31:08,610
Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry.
You're in the right place.
615
00:31:08,694 --> 00:31:12,075
We have an excellent track record
in helping people to discover their power.
616
00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:13,662
That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
617
00:31:13,745 --> 00:31:14,747
So exciting.
618
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,793
[all giggle]
619
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:20,508
So our packages start at 9,500.
620
00:31:22,596 --> 00:31:24,266
Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it.
621
00:31:24,767 --> 00:31:26,771
[song continues]
622
00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:33,702
- [Jen snoring]
- [Jizzlord purring, meows]
623
00:31:33,785 --> 00:31:34,871
[purring continues]
624
00:31:34,954 --> 00:31:36,165
[squeals]
625
00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:38,837
[swallows]
626
00:31:41,258 --> 00:31:43,722
[Jen snoring]
627
00:31:43,805 --> 00:31:46,310
No, no, no.
628
00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:51,153
[Jizzlord purring]
629
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:57,958
[song continues]
630
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:01,925
♪ Just put yourself in my new shoes ♪
631
00:32:02,008 --> 00:32:05,431
♪ And see that I do what I do ♪
632
00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:10,901
♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪
633
00:32:10,984 --> 00:32:13,949
♪ (Their pudgy hearts and shiny heads) ♪
634
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:17,372
♪ They got nothing left
On which we depend ♪
635
00:32:17,455 --> 00:32:21,380
♪ So enlist every ounce
Of your bright blood ♪
636
00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:23,802
♪ And off with their heads ♪
637
00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:26,014
♪ Jump from the hook ♪
638
00:32:26,098 --> 00:32:33,154
♪ You're not obliged to swallow
Anything you despise ♪
639
00:32:34,114 --> 00:32:37,537
♪ That you despise ♪
640
00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:39,917
♪ That you despise ♪
641
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,921
[song fades out]