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Don't worry, little friend.
You're going to be right as rain.
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[turtle] Kill me.
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- [pet 1] Where's my mum?
- [pet 2] Help. Quick. He's coming.
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- He's coming.
- [pet 3] My fucking bone.
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[dog] Why have my owners abandoned me?
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- [pet 4] I'm afraid.
- [cat] Gonna scratch the shit out of ya.
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- [pet 1] I was in here first.
- [snake] ¿Dónde estoy, carajo?
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Esto no es el bosque.
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- [dog] Please don't take my testicles.
- [pet 1] Where's my mom and dad?
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- [pet 5] What is going on here?
- Sorry.
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[turtle] Just do it. Do it, you coward.
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[pets chattering]
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- [pet 6] Anyone there?
- [pet 1] Let me out! Let me out!
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[turtle] Go on. Walk away.
Like you always do.
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[pet 7] Hungry. I'm hungry. Hungry.
Hello, I'm hungry. Food, please.
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- [pet 8] I hate it here! [screams]
- [headphones beep]
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[classical music playing]
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[dogs barking]
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Jizzlord?
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[dog whines]
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[rhythmic beeping]
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[rapid beeping]
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- [beeping stops]
- Yep, he's microchipped.
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[typing]
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12 Prudence Drive. David.
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Do you reckon that's the owner's name
or his name? Who calls a cat David?
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- [chuckles]
- [Jen chuckles]
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This world doesn't make sense
to me anymore.
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Yeah,
that's probably his old owner's address.
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Jen's my owner now.
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No, I'm not.
You need to stop telling people that.
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Hey, maybe David knows where I come from.
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Wait.
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Are you experiencing post-transformational
long-term memory loss
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and generalised aphasia?
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Yeah, I-- I'm experiencing
post-transformational long-term…
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[stammers] …aphasia.
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Yeah, he's fucked.
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[groans] You poor thing.
I couldn't do that.
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Not knowing who you are.
Who you were. Drive me mad.
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I was adopted, you know.
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First thing that I did when I turned 18
was find out who my birth mother was.
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We have a great relationship,
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but at the same time, I did discover
I'm a blood relative of Fred West,
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so… mixed bag, isn't it?
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[sighs]
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Ooh.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't go for that one.
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Racist.
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[grunts]
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♪ Who that is, ho? ♪
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♪ That girl is a tomboy
That girl is a tomboy ♪
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[Jen] So it's a consultation,
which is free. Which is good.
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And then an assessment
and then a personalised treatment plan.
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- [Martin] When's your consultation?
- I haven't booked it yet.
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[Martin chuckles]
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What?
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[Martin] You've always been a bit of
a procrastinator, haven't you?
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[chuckles] No, I'm not.
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[Carrie] Oh, you absolutely are.
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She had to book a smear test
a few months ago, Martin,
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and oh, my God.
I had to book it for her in the end.
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It was all clear, by the way. Thank God.
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Carrie.
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A bit of privacy, please?
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[sighs]
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[Martin] You know…
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No, don't do a dad speech.
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[Martin] Look, it's okay if you're scared.
It's a big commitment.
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I'm not scared.
And I'm not a procrastinator, okay?
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I'll book it as soon as I hang up.
Promise.
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[Martin] Love you.
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Love you.
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[phone beeps]
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- [phone dings]
- [Kash groans]
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[grunts]
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[whispering] It can wait.
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[Kash] Mmm.
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- [phone dinging]
- [Carrie moaning]
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[dinging continues]
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[panting]
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Stop thinking about your mission
for two seconds, please.
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[groans] But this is important.
I can have sex with you any time.
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No, do-don't you dare--
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[panting]
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Stop thinking about your mission
for two seconds, please.
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Of course. You know you're
the most important thing to me.
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[phone dings]
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There's just so much to do.
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Everyone keeps asking me questions
about the mission tonight.
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Didn't realise being a hero
would have so much admin.
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I would quite like
to have sex with you right now.
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I can do both. It's not like you need
more than one hand anyway.
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You get the ball rolling,
and I'll jump in.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[singsongy] Housekeeping.
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[chuckles] No, it's me. It's Carrie.
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Why are you wearing a hazmat suit?
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Oh, giving the flat a little spring clean.
Thought I'd start from the top down.
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- What?
- You haven't come in a while.
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How'd you know?
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You throw yourself into housework
when you're sexually frustrated.
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Don't be silly. It's just a freshen up.
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A mop, scrub, hoover, curtain steam, dust,
maybe do a charity shop run.
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What's this? It looks like junk.
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It's hookup lost and found.
It's mainly Luke's stuff.
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If he hasn't texted me in a while,
I find a sock under my bed,
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and I have to return it. Oh, in fact…
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[shutter clicks]
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How much do you think it costs
to hire a power washer for the day?
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Oh, hey! Gordon. Oh, he'll see you right.
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One touch and bam, orgasm sorted.
I'll text you his address.
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- No, that's basically cheating.
- Just bash one out, then.
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I've tried. I can't seem to get there.
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Maybe there's something deeper
going on then.
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You know, the heart and the vag
are very closely linked.
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No, no, no, no, no. I just need to come,
and then everything will be fine forever.
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Is it time? Can we go? Is it time to go?
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- Are you going out?
- We're tracking down who Jizz used to be.
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You shouldn't be going out
until you've booked your consultation.
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- Who says I haven't?
- Have you?
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- No.
- [sighs] Promised your dad you would.
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What's he gonna do, haunt me?
I'll do it after we solve him.
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We're going to his old owner's house.
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I bet he'll have
some great stories to tell.
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[opera music playing]
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Or not.
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- [Jizzlord] That's me.
- I see you were close.
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"Hercule." What a dumb name.
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Oh, Jizzlord, look.
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Do you remember winning, um,
"best mixed breed short-hair"?
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Jen, I think I killed him.
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[cup rattles]
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- What?
- I ran away,
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and it bummed out his heart
so hard he died.
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- [chuckles] No, I don't think that--
- Was I a bad pet?
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No. You're great.
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Look how many rosettes you won for your…
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proud rump.
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[dog barks]
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[barking continues]
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[barks]
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Why are you staring at a dog?
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That's not a dog. That's a demon.
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[Jen] Oh, he's so cute.
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- Hello.
- [Jizzlord] No, he's not.
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We hated each other.
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I'd piss in his garden.
He'd piss on my wall.
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If anyone here knows anything about me,
it's that thing.
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We should take him to the vet.
Make him talk.
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I know you're still learning,
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but it's generally frowned upon
to steal a dog from a funeral.
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Okay, that's out then.
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Let's just go home and then do that thing
you don't wanna do.
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Run, run, run, run.
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["I Fought The Law" playing]
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♪ Breakin' rocks in the hot sun ♪
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♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪
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♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪
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[dog barking]
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He definitely does not like you.
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I don't know where he's picked up
the word "cuck,"
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but he's using it quite a bit.
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[Jizzlord grunts]
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Ask him if he knows anything
about Jizzlord's past.
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Where he came from.
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- He says he does know where he came from.
- Where?
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Homo island?
That's not a real place, is it?
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- No, yeah, it's obviously not. And yet…
- Stop it!
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- I hope you get put down.
- Jizzlord!
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He says he's going to put you down first
and then steal your woman.
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Hey, I'm on your side, you wee shit.
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Oh, uh, he says he does actually
have some genuine information,
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but he wants something in return.
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[barking]
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A day out. He hates his owner.
He wants to do what he wants.
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- Tell him we'll do whatever he needs.
- No!
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We have to do this. By the end of today,
you're not going to be Jizzlord anymore.
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You could be Paul, or Matt,
or some other white guy.
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The sky's the limit.
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[sighs] I wouldn't mind getting out
for an afternoon.
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Just gets a bit much sometimes.
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It's their little screams.
They never leave you.
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Tito, what do you want to do?
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Does anyone know what "king shit" is?
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi ♪
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Thank you! I respect your choices!
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I don't think I like this.
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Me either!
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for higher grounds ♪
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- [Kash] Do you need any help?
- [woman screams]
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[yelps] Oh, thanks a lot.
This takes ages to clean up.
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Oh, s-so sorry.
I-I think I might have a tissue somewhere.
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- Dickhead!
- No.
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You say you were helping people?
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Uh, no. We're helping women, not people.
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It's just I've locked myself out my flat.
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We need to be available
in case the women need us.
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Like this young lady.
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Fuck off.
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[panting]
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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- [Jen snorts]
- [Jizzlord] What is this?
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Origin of the slang term "boner,"
which is pretty hilarious if you--
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I like that.
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[chuckles] Uh, none for me. Thanks, gang.
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[Tito barking]
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Okay, okay.
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I've never done this before.
I have to admit, I'm a little curious.
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[snorts]
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[screams, grunts]
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- Ladies, please!
- [Jizzlord] Guys, let's just--
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[Dr Wenderburn] Tiffany,
you have my LinkedIn! Find me!
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I know my rights!
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[person] Go away! Bye!
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You're making a big mistake!
I have really good credit rating!
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- [Carl] Here we are.
- Right, Ade. Your time to shine.
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Phase through the wall
and open the door from the other side.
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- Uh, who? Who me?
- Yeah. Do your thing.
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Uh… [chuckles]
C-Can I have a word, please, Kash?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Um…
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So, my thing, it only works with my body.
I can't take anything with me.
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Okay.
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So that means my clothes--
I can't-- I have-- I--
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[sighs]
239
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:29,870
I have to be nude,
240
00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:33,168
and I'm not very comfortable
with my body right now, to be honest.
241
00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:37,886
- No one look, okay?
- Don't worry. No one can see you.
242
00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,064
[pants]
243
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:52,247
[grunting, groaning]
244
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,420
[pants, grunts]
245
00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:58,259
[groaning]
246
00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,063
[groaning continues]
247
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,446
[Ade] I'm stuck.
I didn't think it would be this thick.
248
00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:09,824
Just keep going.
249
00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,412
[Ade] I'm trying, uh,
but can you still see me?
250
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,420
Uh, yeah. A little bit.
251
00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:20,554
[Ade] Is it my arse?
Oh, my God, is it my arse?
252
00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:21,723
[shutter clicks]
253
00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:23,602
You can do this, Ade. Dig deep.
254
00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,731
[Ade] I literally can't.
I don't have the energy.
255
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,528
- I wonder if you clench and then wiggle…
- Try changing the angle.
256
00:14:28,612 --> 00:14:30,407
- You've gotta believe in yourself.
- Push it.
257
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,452
- Like a little bit more to your right.
- Grind it.
258
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:33,747
[Ade] I know when I'm stuck.
259
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,793
- [Gregor] Push! Push!
- [Ade] Stop telling me I'm not stuck!
260
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,547
- Sure.
- All right.
261
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,676
Kash, you stay with Ade
until he gets his strength up.
262
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,222
The rest of you come with me.
It's ladies' night at All Bar One.
263
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:44,476
I'm sure there will be
plenty of targets there.
264
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:45,604
Wait, no!
265
00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:49,236
But you're the leader.
I'm sure you'd never leave a man behind.
266
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,329
Don't save anyone without me!
267
00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:56,250
[Ade grunts] How about now? Still out?
268
00:14:56,877 --> 00:14:59,256
Where next? Casino?
269
00:14:59,339 --> 00:15:01,177
I've already blown through
the money I set aside
270
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,682
for my laser eye surgery, but flip it.
271
00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:06,563
- [Tito barks]
- Oh, right.
272
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:10,028
He says you guys know how to party,
and he's ready to tell you.
273
00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:13,660
He used to run into you
when you were a stray.
274
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:18,211
Always in the same alleyway,
off Coburn Circus.
275
00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:21,968
Must've been your territory. He says
he hopes you find what you're looking for.
276
00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:23,972
Thank you, Tito.
277
00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:28,941
Thank you, Tito.
278
00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:30,026
[chuckles]
279
00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:33,366
Uh, he has one more request.
280
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,537
He's had enough of this human life.
281
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:38,794
He wants to be free
like the wolves of old.
282
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:45,431
Free to roam and hunt.
To feel cool earth and hot blood.
283
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,332
[Tito barking]
284
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:02,382
- [horn honks]
- [tyres screeching]
285
00:16:04,888 --> 00:16:07,434
- Uh…
- [Tito whining]
286
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,104
I'll take him back to the surgery.
287
00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:20,210
[knocking]
288
00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:26,598
- Hello.
- Hello.
289
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:30,146
I'm Jen's flat-mate.
I just wanted to drop off this.
290
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,985
You left it behind when you and Jen--
291
00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:36,367
When the incident occurred.
292
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,250
Oh, uh, well, thanks, I guess.
293
00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:48,684
- Would you like to come in?
- Yes.
294
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:57,450
[Gregor on radio] Alpha team,
potential damsel-in-distress.
295
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:01,458
Look tipsy. No coat.
Could be Geordie. Can't confirm.
296
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,462
Lady helpers, converge.
297
00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:04,799
No, no, wait for me.
298
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:07,512
[Gregor] Ignore that. Converge.
299
00:17:07,596 --> 00:17:09,851
No, wait for me. Hello?
300
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,353
[Gregor] Converge, converge!
301
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:19,620
Ade, mate, you'll be all right
if I nip on, won't you?
302
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:23,670
[Ade] No. Don't leave me. Kash. Kash!
303
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,559
Anything coming back to you?
304
00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:33,690
[scoffs] No.
305
00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:40,996
I'm not ready to give up yet.
Let's sit down, have a drink, regroup.
306
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,169
They've got a 6% blood orange IPA on tap.
307
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,304
What?
308
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,308
You know this pub.
309
00:17:51,392 --> 00:17:54,064
What if it was your local
when you were human?
310
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,653
And I'm really sorry to break this to you,
311
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,573
but I think you might have been
a craft beer guy.
312
00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:00,076
- Is that bad?
- Yeah.
313
00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:01,830
Yeah, it is.
314
00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:10,471
[blues music playing]
315
00:18:21,118 --> 00:18:22,997
Excuse me. Do you know this man?
316
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,460
Did he use to come in here at all?
Do you know anything about him?
317
00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:28,592
Uh, no, I don't,
but the landlady is coming in soon.
318
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,428
She owns the place. She might know.
319
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,100
Just like that?
320
00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:34,227
Just like that.
321
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,649
Just like that.
322
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,154
- [rattling]
- [cup clinking]
323
00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:02,576
- So does Jen ever mention me?
- Can you make me come?
324
00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:04,789
[sighs]
325
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:09,339
Do you have any idea how many people
come to me with this exact problem?
326
00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,176
It's just, my boyfriend's really busy,
327
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,180
and it feels like
he doesn't have time for me.
328
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:15,644
That sounds like a general lack
of intimacy in your relationship.
329
00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:17,105
I can't really help you with that.
330
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:20,027
- [sobs]
- Oh, God. Oh, God. Uh…
331
00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:21,823
Don't cry. Um…
332
00:19:21,906 --> 00:19:25,706
Okay, I'll-- Yeah. I'll help. I'll help.
Just please, just don't cry.
333
00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,522
[Kash] Viper to alpha group.
Update on location.
334
00:19:40,652 --> 00:19:43,575
Alpha group? I know you can hear me!
335
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,791
[Seb] Kash-- I mean Viper.
Uh, we need you. We need backup.
336
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,758
Exeter Avenue. [whimpers]
This is kicking off. Oh, God. Oh, God!
337
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:52,843
Yes.
338
00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:55,264
♪ You are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
339
00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:58,772
♪ We are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
340
00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:02,403
♪ You are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
341
00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:05,368
♪ We are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
342
00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:07,246
[singing in Japanese]
343
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,256
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
344
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,553
[singing in Japanese]
345
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:19,187
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
346
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:20,774
Maybe you should wash your hands first.
347
00:20:21,693 --> 00:20:23,487
Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
348
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,673
[groans] Can't stand the waiting.
I just wanna know.
349
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:35,136
You know, like, what did you do for a job?
350
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:40,312
I can't see you interacting with people
or technology or heavy machinery.
351
00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:42,776
What would you want it to be?
352
00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:45,197
We're so close to finding out who you are.
353
00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:46,450
Aren't you excited?
354
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,037
Yeah, I feel sick. Yeah.
355
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:50,834
Great. I'm going to the loo.
356
00:21:03,358 --> 00:21:06,406
[clamouring, screaming]
357
00:21:08,452 --> 00:21:11,041
- [person] Hey, hey, hey!
- Get off!
358
00:21:14,464 --> 00:21:16,009
- Kash.
- What happened?
359
00:21:16,093 --> 00:21:18,055
Turn back time. Undo!
360
00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:21,436
So now you see why you need me, eh?
Now you see why I'm in charge.
361
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,985
- Kash!
- Oh, there's no rush. Chill out, mate.
362
00:21:25,069 --> 00:21:26,739
[screaming continues]
363
00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:28,827
["Freedom Now" playing]
364
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:35,841
[grunts]
365
00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:41,309
I've never hit on your girlfriend, man.
Have you seen her?
366
00:21:41,393 --> 00:21:42,771
[horn honks]
367
00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:45,151
- [grunts]
- [screaming]
368
00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:49,409
[grunting, screaming]
369
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,460
- Have you seen her?
- [Kash] Seb, duck!
370
00:21:54,545 --> 00:21:56,674
- [grunts]
- [screaming]
371
00:21:58,427 --> 00:21:59,763
- [horn honks]
- [grunts]
372
00:21:59,847 --> 00:22:01,809
[screaming]
373
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:08,740
- [screams]
- [grunts]
374
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,962
[muffled groan]
375
00:22:17,089 --> 00:22:18,133
[grunts]
376
00:22:19,427 --> 00:22:21,139
[Gregor grunts]
377
00:22:23,895 --> 00:22:25,565
- Kash--
- Fuck off, Gregor. I know!
378
00:22:25,649 --> 00:22:29,949
[Seb] Viper, we need backup. We need you.
Exeter Avenue. This is kicking off.
379
00:22:30,032 --> 00:22:31,744
[screams]
380
00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:34,750
You!
381
00:22:36,086 --> 00:22:37,213
Are you with them?
382
00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:40,010
- Kash, help us!
- Kash.
383
00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,555
- Kash. Kash.
- [Seb] Please.
384
00:22:41,639 --> 00:22:43,559
- No, mate. Don't know 'em.
- [Seb] Oh, my God.
385
00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:45,897
[grunting, screaming]
386
00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:48,653
[Randall] Just… Okay!
All right. No, just--
387
00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:50,447
- Kash!
- [Seb] Kash, help us!
388
00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:55,165
[phone vibrating]
389
00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:04,183
All right, so how do you wanna do this?
Firm handshake, or…
390
00:23:06,605 --> 00:23:09,695
No. I can't. I'm sorry.
391
00:23:17,418 --> 00:23:19,840
You're right. This is wrong. I'm a freak.
392
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,931
No. You have a gift.
You can bring joy to people.
393
00:23:24,015 --> 00:23:29,317
You invited me into your home,
and you tried to help me. You're a hero.
394
00:23:30,695 --> 00:23:31,781
Really?
395
00:23:39,588 --> 00:23:41,132
[door opens, closes]
396
00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:49,232
[knocking]
397
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:55,787
Are you the come man?
398
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,003
Yes, I am.
399
00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:02,174
["True Love Will Find You
in the End" playing]
400
00:24:08,604 --> 00:24:13,238
♪ True love will find you in the end ♪
401
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:20,962
♪ You'll find out
Just who was your friend ♪
402
00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:28,603
♪ Don't be sad, I know you will ♪
403
00:24:32,736 --> 00:24:35,407
♪ But don't give up until ♪
404
00:24:36,451 --> 00:24:41,044
♪ True love finds you in the end ♪
405
00:24:44,342 --> 00:24:49,018
♪ This is a promise with a catch ♪
406
00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:56,784
♪ Only if you're looking
Will it find you ♪
407
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,298
♪ 'Cause true love is searching too ♪
408
00:25:08,431 --> 00:25:13,943
♪ But how can it recognise you
Unless you step out into the light? ♪
409
00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:15,028
♪ The light ♪
410
00:25:19,537 --> 00:25:22,752
What the fuck? Why did you disappear?
411
00:25:22,836 --> 00:25:24,881
You can't just abandon people like that.
412
00:25:29,307 --> 00:25:31,519
[grunts] Oh, and it was a dead end,
by the way.
413
00:25:31,604 --> 00:25:34,275
'Cause I actually went
to the bother of finding out.
414
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:37,072
You can't just make me give a shit
about helping you and then quit.
415
00:25:37,156 --> 00:25:39,201
Do you not care about
finding out who you are?
416
00:25:40,078 --> 00:25:41,080
What about me?
417
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,128
What if I want to know
who this man is I've let live with me?
418
00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:48,721
What if I don't like him?
419
00:25:48,804 --> 00:25:50,223
Well, at least you'll know.
420
00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:54,523
You can't keep putting it off just because
it might not be the answer you want.
421
00:25:58,699 --> 00:25:59,910
You're so smart.
422
00:26:02,164 --> 00:26:03,166
I'm not.
423
00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:05,672
I'm a fucking idiot.
424
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,552
I'm scared.
425
00:26:09,596 --> 00:26:11,099
I'm scared I'll go to this clinic,
426
00:26:11,182 --> 00:26:13,478
and nothing will change,
and then I won't even have hope.
427
00:26:13,562 --> 00:26:14,815
I'll just have me.
428
00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:17,737
I don't like me.
429
00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:19,825
I like you.
430
00:26:22,538 --> 00:26:23,958
When you're not shouting at me.
431
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,254
It's when you're eating something
you're not meant to.
432
00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:31,264
You know, if I'm finding out,
then you should too.
433
00:26:36,149 --> 00:26:38,111
Let's find out how shit we are together.
434
00:26:54,268 --> 00:26:55,353
[phone chimes]
435
00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:02,952
[chuckles] Works every time.
436
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:04,915
Ooh.
437
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,964
Should get new ones cut.
Looks like you live here now.
438
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,304
But you have to stop chewing
charging cables.
439
00:27:14,851 --> 00:27:16,229
Why do you put up with me?
440
00:27:20,195 --> 00:27:21,280
Soft spot for strays.
441
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,599
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
442
00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:35,810
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for… ♪
443
00:27:35,893 --> 00:27:37,981
[locksmith]
You go on any nice holidays recently?
444
00:27:38,064 --> 00:27:39,568
[Ade] Yeah, Budapest.
445
00:27:39,651 --> 00:27:41,905
Oh, yeah. Missus wants to go to Prague.
446
00:27:41,989 --> 00:27:45,871
[Ade] Ah, but Prague's nice.
They say Split's the same but cheaper.
447
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,167
Oh, yeah? I must check it out.
448
00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:03,323
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
449
00:28:03,406 --> 00:28:06,162
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
450
00:28:06,245 --> 00:28:09,628
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
451
00:28:09,711 --> 00:28:13,134
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for higher grounds ♪
452
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,779
♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪
453
00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:25,701
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
454
00:28:25,785 --> 00:28:29,375
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for higher grounds ♪