1 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:20,250 Don't worry, little friend. You're going to be right as rain. 2 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:22,462 [turtle] Kill me. 3 00:00:27,598 --> 00:00:29,728 - [pet 1] Where's my mum? - [pet 2] Help. Quick. He's coming. 4 00:00:29,811 --> 00:00:31,815 - He's coming. - [pet 3] My fucking bone. 5 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,694 [dog] Why have my owners abandoned me? 6 00:00:33,777 --> 00:00:35,781 - [pet 4] I'm afraid. - [cat] Gonna scratch the shit out of ya. 7 00:00:35,865 --> 00:00:37,952 - [pet 1] I was in here first. - [snake] ¿Dónde estoy, carajo? 8 00:00:38,036 --> 00:00:39,623 Esto no es el bosque. 9 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,920 - [dog] Please don't take my testicles. - [pet 1] Where's my mom and dad? 10 00:00:43,797 --> 00:00:45,425 - [pet 5] What is going on here? - Sorry. 11 00:00:45,508 --> 00:00:48,514 [turtle] Just do it. Do it, you coward. 12 00:00:48,599 --> 00:00:51,688 [pets chattering] 13 00:00:51,772 --> 00:00:54,443 - [pet 6] Anyone there? - [pet 1] Let me out! Let me out! 14 00:00:54,526 --> 00:00:57,909 [turtle] Go on. Walk away. Like you always do. 15 00:01:01,248 --> 00:01:06,885 [pet 7] Hungry. I'm hungry. Hungry. Hello, I'm hungry. Food, please. 16 00:01:07,469 --> 00:01:10,225 - [pet 8] I hate it here! [screams] - [headphones beep] 17 00:01:10,308 --> 00:01:12,312 [classical music playing] 18 00:01:23,711 --> 00:01:26,675 [dogs barking] 19 00:01:28,846 --> 00:01:29,848 Jizzlord? 20 00:01:30,975 --> 00:01:31,977 [dog whines] 21 00:01:33,521 --> 00:01:36,110 [rhythmic beeping] 22 00:01:44,794 --> 00:01:48,176 [rapid beeping] 23 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:50,472 - [beeping stops] - Yep, he's microchipped. 24 00:01:50,556 --> 00:01:51,933 [typing] 25 00:01:52,935 --> 00:01:55,398 12 Prudence Drive. David. 26 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:59,198 Do you reckon that's the owner's name or his name? Who calls a cat David? 27 00:01:59,281 --> 00:02:00,618 - [chuckles] - [Jen chuckles] 28 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,997 This world doesn't make sense to me anymore. 29 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,586 Yeah, that's probably his old owner's address. 30 00:02:05,669 --> 00:02:06,630 Jen's my owner now. 31 00:02:06,713 --> 00:02:09,259 No, I'm not. You need to stop telling people that. 32 00:02:09,343 --> 00:02:11,180 Hey, maybe David knows where I come from. 33 00:02:11,263 --> 00:02:12,307 Wait. 34 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:15,104 Are you experiencing post-transformational long-term memory loss 35 00:02:15,188 --> 00:02:16,190 and generalised aphasia? 36 00:02:16,273 --> 00:02:19,989 Yeah, I-- I'm experiencing post-transformational long-term… 37 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,244 [stammers] …aphasia. 38 00:02:22,327 --> 00:02:23,412 Yeah, he's fucked. 39 00:02:23,496 --> 00:02:27,170 [groans] You poor thing. I couldn't do that. 40 00:02:27,254 --> 00:02:31,262 Not knowing who you are. Who you were. Drive me mad. 41 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:33,182 I was adopted, you know. 42 00:02:33,266 --> 00:02:36,940 First thing that I did when I turned 18 was find out who my birth mother was. 43 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,442 We have a great relationship, 44 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,992 but at the same time, I did discover I'm a blood relative of Fred West, 45 00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:44,956 so… mixed bag, isn't it? 46 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,041 [sighs] 47 00:02:49,549 --> 00:02:50,551 Ooh. 48 00:02:50,634 --> 00:02:53,974 Oh, uh, I wouldn't go for that one. 49 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,476 Racist. 50 00:02:58,316 --> 00:02:59,318 [grunts] 51 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:04,954 ♪ Who that is, ho? ♪ 52 00:03:05,038 --> 00:03:08,210 ♪ That girl is a tomboy That girl is a tomboy ♪ 53 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:11,676 [Jen] So it's a consultation, which is free. Which is good. 54 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,557 And then an assessment and then a personalised treatment plan. 55 00:03:14,641 --> 00:03:16,978 - [Martin] When's your consultation? - I haven't booked it yet. 56 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:18,982 [Martin chuckles] 57 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,068 What? 58 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:22,698 [Martin] You've always been a bit of a procrastinator, haven't you? 59 00:03:22,782 --> 00:03:23,784 [chuckles] No, I'm not. 60 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:26,121 [Carrie] Oh, you absolutely are. 61 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:28,919 She had to book a smear test a few months ago, Martin, 62 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:32,593 and oh, my God. I had to book it for her in the end. 63 00:03:32,677 --> 00:03:34,806 It was all clear, by the way. Thank God. 64 00:03:34,889 --> 00:03:35,724 Carrie. 65 00:03:35,808 --> 00:03:37,352 A bit of privacy, please? 66 00:03:37,435 --> 00:03:38,437 [sighs] 67 00:03:39,356 --> 00:03:40,358 [Martin] You know… 68 00:03:40,441 --> 00:03:42,195 No, don't do a dad speech. 69 00:03:42,278 --> 00:03:44,784 [Martin] Look, it's okay if you're scared. It's a big commitment. 70 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:49,042 I'm not scared. And I'm not a procrastinator, okay? 71 00:03:49,126 --> 00:03:51,505 I'll book it as soon as I hang up. Promise. 72 00:03:51,589 --> 00:03:52,800 [Martin] Love you. 73 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:53,885 Love you. 74 00:03:53,969 --> 00:03:55,138 [phone beeps] 75 00:03:55,221 --> 00:03:56,766 - [phone dings] - [Kash groans] 76 00:04:00,064 --> 00:04:01,316 [grunts] 77 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,611 [whispering] It can wait. 78 00:04:04,114 --> 00:04:05,241 [Kash] Mmm. 79 00:04:05,324 --> 00:04:08,414 - [phone dinging] - [Carrie moaning] 80 00:04:11,629 --> 00:04:14,468 [dinging continues] 81 00:04:14,552 --> 00:04:16,388 [panting] 82 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:19,019 Stop thinking about your mission for two seconds, please. 83 00:04:19,102 --> 00:04:22,066 [groans] But this is important. I can have sex with you any time. 84 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:26,283 No, do-don't you dare-- 85 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,795 [panting] 86 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:34,049 Stop thinking about your mission for two seconds, please. 87 00:04:34,132 --> 00:04:37,514 Of course. You know you're the most important thing to me. 88 00:04:38,224 --> 00:04:39,226 [phone dings] 89 00:04:39,309 --> 00:04:40,979 There's just so much to do. 90 00:04:41,856 --> 00:04:44,695 Everyone keeps asking me questions about the mission tonight. 91 00:04:44,779 --> 00:04:46,783 Didn't realise being a hero would have so much admin. 92 00:04:46,866 --> 00:04:50,039 I would quite like to have sex with you right now. 93 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,504 I can do both. It's not like you need more than one hand anyway. 94 00:04:53,588 --> 00:04:55,759 You get the ball rolling, and I'll jump in. 95 00:04:56,928 --> 00:04:58,013 [sighs] 96 00:05:00,811 --> 00:05:01,938 [sighs] 97 00:05:04,276 --> 00:05:05,612 [singsongy] Housekeeping. 98 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:08,450 [chuckles] No, it's me. It's Carrie. 99 00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:10,706 Why are you wearing a hazmat suit? 100 00:05:10,789 --> 00:05:14,797 Oh, giving the flat a little spring clean. Thought I'd start from the top down. 101 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:20,559 - What? - You haven't come in a while. 102 00:05:20,642 --> 00:05:21,518 How'd you know? 103 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:24,149 You throw yourself into housework when you're sexually frustrated. 104 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:27,363 Don't be silly. It's just a freshen up. 105 00:05:27,447 --> 00:05:32,415 A mop, scrub, hoover, curtain steam, dust, maybe do a charity shop run. 106 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,046 What's this? It looks like junk. 107 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:37,133 It's hookup lost and found. It's mainly Luke's stuff. 108 00:05:37,217 --> 00:05:40,014 If he hasn't texted me in a while, I find a sock under my bed, 109 00:05:40,097 --> 00:05:42,435 and I have to return it. Oh, in fact… 110 00:05:44,147 --> 00:05:45,358 [shutter clicks] 111 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:47,947 How much do you think it costs to hire a power washer for the day? 112 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:50,702 Oh, hey! Gordon. Oh, he'll see you right. 113 00:05:50,786 --> 00:05:54,167 One touch and bam, orgasm sorted. I'll text you his address. 114 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:57,716 - No, that's basically cheating. - Just bash one out, then. 115 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,390 I've tried. I can't seem to get there. 116 00:06:01,473 --> 00:06:03,227 Maybe there's something deeper going on then. 117 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,732 You know, the heart and the vag are very closely linked. 118 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:10,449 No, no, no, no, no. I just need to come, and then everything will be fine forever. 119 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:12,663 Is it time? Can we go? Is it time to go? 120 00:06:12,746 --> 00:06:14,917 - Are you going out? - We're tracking down who Jizz used to be. 121 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,171 You shouldn't be going out until you've booked your consultation. 122 00:06:17,255 --> 00:06:18,675 - Who says I haven't? - Have you? 123 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:21,221 - No. - [sighs] Promised your dad you would. 124 00:06:21,305 --> 00:06:24,477 What's he gonna do, haunt me? I'll do it after we solve him. 125 00:06:24,562 --> 00:06:26,440 We're going to his old owner's house. 126 00:06:26,523 --> 00:06:28,778 I bet he'll have some great stories to tell. 127 00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:31,366 [opera music playing] 128 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:33,329 Or not. 129 00:06:46,438 --> 00:06:48,777 - [Jizzlord] That's me. - I see you were close. 130 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,870 "Hercule." What a dumb name. 131 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:56,208 Oh, Jizzlord, look. 132 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,840 Do you remember winning, um, "best mixed breed short-hair"? 133 00:06:59,924 --> 00:07:01,552 Jen, I think I killed him. 134 00:07:01,636 --> 00:07:03,222 [cup rattles] 135 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:05,351 - What? - I ran away, 136 00:07:05,434 --> 00:07:07,773 and it bummed out his heart so hard he died. 137 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:09,985 - [chuckles] No, I don't think that-- - Was I a bad pet? 138 00:07:10,069 --> 00:07:12,115 No. You're great. 139 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,578 Look how many rosettes you won for your… 140 00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:16,833 proud rump. 141 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,127 [dog barks] 142 00:07:19,295 --> 00:07:21,551 [barking continues] 143 00:07:35,452 --> 00:07:36,538 [barks] 144 00:07:44,555 --> 00:07:45,932 Why are you staring at a dog? 145 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:48,520 That's not a dog. That's a demon. 146 00:07:48,605 --> 00:07:49,607 [Jen] Oh, he's so cute. 147 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:51,193 - Hello. - [Jizzlord] No, he's not. 148 00:07:51,276 --> 00:07:53,197 We hated each other. 149 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,451 I'd piss in his garden. He'd piss on my wall. 150 00:07:55,534 --> 00:07:58,332 If anyone here knows anything about me, it's that thing. 151 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:02,256 We should take him to the vet. Make him talk. 152 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,760 I know you're still learning, 153 00:08:03,843 --> 00:08:06,431 but it's generally frowned upon to steal a dog from a funeral. 154 00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:09,145 Okay, that's out then. 155 00:08:09,229 --> 00:08:11,776 Let's just go home and then do that thing you don't wanna do. 156 00:08:17,746 --> 00:08:19,123 Run, run, run, run. 157 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,211 ["I Fought The Law" playing] 158 00:08:25,219 --> 00:08:28,308 ♪ Breakin' rocks in the hot sun ♪ 159 00:08:28,392 --> 00:08:31,565 ♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪ 160 00:08:31,649 --> 00:08:34,780 ♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪ 161 00:08:35,699 --> 00:08:38,997 [dog barking] 162 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,169 He definitely does not like you. 163 00:08:42,253 --> 00:08:44,215 I don't know where he's picked up the word "cuck," 164 00:08:44,299 --> 00:08:46,052 but he's using it quite a bit. 165 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:47,556 [Jizzlord grunts] 166 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:50,227 Ask him if he knows anything about Jizzlord's past. 167 00:08:50,311 --> 00:08:51,606 Where he came from. 168 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,360 - He says he does know where he came from. - Where? 169 00:08:56,281 --> 00:08:59,747 Homo island? That's not a real place, is it? 170 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,711 - No, yeah, it's obviously not. And yet… - Stop it! 171 00:09:03,337 --> 00:09:05,800 - I hope you get put down. - Jizzlord! 172 00:09:05,884 --> 00:09:08,973 He says he's going to put you down first and then steal your woman. 173 00:09:09,057 --> 00:09:10,602 Hey, I'm on your side, you wee shit. 174 00:09:10,685 --> 00:09:13,357 Oh, uh, he says he does actually have some genuine information, 175 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,820 but he wants something in return. 176 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:18,116 [barking] 177 00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:22,458 A day out. He hates his owner. He wants to do what he wants. 178 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,128 - Tell him we'll do whatever he needs. - No! 179 00:09:24,755 --> 00:09:28,178 We have to do this. By the end of today, you're not going to be Jizzlord anymore. 180 00:09:28,261 --> 00:09:31,644 You could be Paul, or Matt, or some other white guy. 181 00:09:31,727 --> 00:09:32,729 The sky's the limit. 182 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:35,526 [sighs] I wouldn't mind getting out for an afternoon. 183 00:09:35,610 --> 00:09:37,238 Just gets a bit much sometimes. 184 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:41,079 It's their little screams. They never leave you. 185 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,588 Tito, what do you want to do? 186 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,890 Does anyone know what "king shit" is? 187 00:09:50,974 --> 00:09:53,730 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 188 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:56,736 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 189 00:09:56,819 --> 00:09:59,742 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 190 00:09:59,825 --> 00:10:03,457 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 191 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,429 ♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 192 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,314 ♪ Reaching for hi ♪ 193 00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:30,385 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 194 00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:33,810 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 195 00:10:33,893 --> 00:10:36,439 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 196 00:10:36,523 --> 00:10:39,655 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 197 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:49,215 ♪ Reaching for hi ♪ 198 00:10:59,778 --> 00:11:01,072 ♪ Reaching for hi ♪ 199 00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:05,623 Thank you! I respect your choices! 200 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,627 I don't think I like this. 201 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:09,338 Me either! 202 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:16,185 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 203 00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:29,420 - [Kash] Do you need any help? - [woman screams] 204 00:11:29,503 --> 00:11:33,136 [yelps] Oh, thanks a lot. This takes ages to clean up. 205 00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:36,602 Oh, s-so sorry. I-I think I might have a tissue somewhere. 206 00:11:36,685 --> 00:11:38,104 - Dickhead! - No. 207 00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:41,194 You say you were helping people? 208 00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,616 Uh, no. We're helping women, not people. 209 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,787 It's just I've locked myself out my flat. 210 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,291 We need to be available in case the women need us. 211 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,586 Like this young lady. 212 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:50,672 Fuck off. 213 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,476 [panting] 214 00:11:58,311 --> 00:11:59,313 [sighs] 215 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,922 [grunts] 216 00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:22,861 - [Jen snorts] - [Jizzlord] What is this? 217 00:12:22,944 --> 00:12:26,117 Origin of the slang term "boner," which is pretty hilarious if you-- 218 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,202 I like that. 219 00:12:27,286 --> 00:12:30,752 [chuckles] Uh, none for me. Thanks, gang. 220 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:32,087 [Tito barking] 221 00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:35,093 Okay, okay. 222 00:12:35,845 --> 00:12:40,020 I've never done this before. I have to admit, I'm a little curious. 223 00:12:40,938 --> 00:12:41,940 [snorts] 224 00:12:42,024 --> 00:12:44,195 [screams, grunts] 225 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,662 - Ladies, please! - [Jizzlord] Guys, let's just-- 226 00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:52,962 [Dr Wenderburn] Tiffany, you have my LinkedIn! Find me! 227 00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:54,841 I know my rights! 228 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:56,052 [person] Go away! Bye! 229 00:12:56,135 --> 00:12:59,810 You're making a big mistake! I have really good credit rating! 230 00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:03,233 - [Carl] Here we are. - Right, Ade. Your time to shine. 231 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,863 Phase through the wall and open the door from the other side. 232 00:13:05,947 --> 00:13:08,911 - Uh, who? Who me? - Yeah. Do your thing. 233 00:13:08,994 --> 00:13:12,084 Uh… [chuckles] C-Can I have a word, please, Kash? 234 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,879 - Mm-hmm. - Um… 235 00:13:13,963 --> 00:13:19,098 So, my thing, it only works with my body. I can't take anything with me. 236 00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:20,183 Okay. 237 00:13:21,394 --> 00:13:23,983 So that means my clothes-- I can't-- I have-- I-- 238 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:25,862 [sighs] 239 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:29,870 I have to be nude, 240 00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:33,168 and I'm not very comfortable with my body right now, to be honest. 241 00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:37,886 - No one look, okay? - Don't worry. No one can see you. 242 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,064 [pants] 243 00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:52,247 [grunting, groaning] 244 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,420 [pants, grunts] 245 00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:58,259 [groaning] 246 00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,063 [groaning continues] 247 00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,446 [Ade] I'm stuck. I didn't think it would be this thick. 248 00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:09,824 Just keep going. 249 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,412 [Ade] I'm trying, uh, but can you still see me? 250 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,420 Uh, yeah. A little bit. 251 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:20,554 [Ade] Is it my arse? Oh, my God, is it my arse? 252 00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:21,723 [shutter clicks] 253 00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:23,602 You can do this, Ade. Dig deep. 254 00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,731 [Ade] I literally can't. I don't have the energy. 255 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,528 - I wonder if you clench and then wiggle… - Try changing the angle. 256 00:14:28,612 --> 00:14:30,407 - You've gotta believe in yourself. - Push it. 257 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,452 - Like a little bit more to your right. - Grind it. 258 00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:33,747 [Ade] I know when I'm stuck. 259 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,793 - [Gregor] Push! Push! - [Ade] Stop telling me I'm not stuck! 260 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,547 - Sure. - All right. 261 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,676 Kash, you stay with Ade until he gets his strength up. 262 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,222 The rest of you come with me. It's ladies' night at All Bar One. 263 00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:44,476 I'm sure there will be plenty of targets there. 264 00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:45,604 Wait, no! 265 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:49,236 But you're the leader. I'm sure you'd never leave a man behind. 266 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,329 Don't save anyone without me! 267 00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:56,250 [Ade grunts] How about now? Still out? 268 00:14:56,877 --> 00:14:59,256 Where next? Casino? 269 00:14:59,339 --> 00:15:01,177 I've already blown through the money I set aside 270 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,682 for my laser eye surgery, but flip it. 271 00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:06,563 - [Tito barks] - Oh, right. 272 00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:10,028 He says you guys know how to party, and he's ready to tell you. 273 00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:13,660 He used to run into you when you were a stray. 274 00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:18,211 Always in the same alleyway, off Coburn Circus. 275 00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:21,968 Must've been your territory. He says he hopes you find what you're looking for. 276 00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:23,972 Thank you, Tito. 277 00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:28,941 Thank you, Tito. 278 00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:30,026 [chuckles] 279 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:33,366 Uh, he has one more request. 280 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,537 He's had enough of this human life. 281 00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:38,794 He wants to be free like the wolves of old. 282 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:45,431 Free to roam and hunt. To feel cool earth and hot blood. 283 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,332 [Tito barking] 284 00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:02,382 - [horn honks] - [tyres screeching] 285 00:16:04,888 --> 00:16:07,434 - Uh… - [Tito whining] 286 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,104 I'll take him back to the surgery. 287 00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:20,210 [knocking] 288 00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:26,598 - Hello. - Hello. 289 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:30,146 I'm Jen's flat-mate. I just wanted to drop off this. 290 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,985 You left it behind when you and Jen-- 291 00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:36,367 When the incident occurred. 292 00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,250 Oh, uh, well, thanks, I guess. 293 00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:48,684 - Would you like to come in? - Yes. 294 00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:57,450 [Gregor on radio] Alpha team, potential damsel-in-distress. 295 00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:01,458 Look tipsy. No coat. Could be Geordie. Can't confirm. 296 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,462 Lady helpers, converge. 297 00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:04,799 No, no, wait for me. 298 00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:07,512 [Gregor] Ignore that. Converge. 299 00:17:07,596 --> 00:17:09,851 No, wait for me. Hello? 300 00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,353 [Gregor] Converge, converge! 301 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:19,620 Ade, mate, you'll be all right if I nip on, won't you? 302 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:23,670 [Ade] No. Don't leave me. Kash. Kash! 303 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,559 Anything coming back to you? 304 00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:33,690 [scoffs] No. 305 00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:40,996 I'm not ready to give up yet. Let's sit down, have a drink, regroup. 306 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,169 They've got a 6% blood orange IPA on tap. 307 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,304 What? 308 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,308 You know this pub. 309 00:17:51,392 --> 00:17:54,064 What if it was your local when you were human? 310 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,653 And I'm really sorry to break this to you, 311 00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,573 but I think you might have been a craft beer guy. 312 00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:00,076 - Is that bad? - Yeah. 313 00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:01,830 Yeah, it is. 314 00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:10,471 [blues music playing] 315 00:18:21,118 --> 00:18:22,997 Excuse me. Do you know this man? 316 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,460 Did he use to come in here at all? Do you know anything about him? 317 00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:28,592 Uh, no, I don't, but the landlady is coming in soon. 318 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,428 She owns the place. She might know. 319 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,100 Just like that? 320 00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:34,227 Just like that. 321 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,649 Just like that. 322 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,154 - [rattling] - [cup clinking] 323 00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:02,576 - So does Jen ever mention me? - Can you make me come? 324 00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:04,789 [sighs] 325 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:09,339 Do you have any idea how many people come to me with this exact problem? 326 00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,176 It's just, my boyfriend's really busy, 327 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,180 and it feels like he doesn't have time for me. 328 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:15,644 That sounds like a general lack of intimacy in your relationship. 329 00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:17,105 I can't really help you with that. 330 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:20,027 - [sobs] - Oh, God. Oh, God. Uh… 331 00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:21,823 Don't cry. Um… 332 00:19:21,906 --> 00:19:25,706 Okay, I'll-- Yeah. I'll help. I'll help. Just please, just don't cry. 333 00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,522 [Kash] Viper to alpha group. Update on location. 334 00:19:40,652 --> 00:19:43,575 Alpha group? I know you can hear me! 335 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,791 [Seb] Kash-- I mean Viper. Uh, we need you. We need backup. 336 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,758 Exeter Avenue. [whimpers] This is kicking off. Oh, God. Oh, God! 337 00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:52,843 Yes. 338 00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:55,264 ♪ You are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 339 00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:58,772 ♪ We are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 340 00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:02,403 ♪ You are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 341 00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:05,368 ♪ We are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 342 00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:07,246 [singing in Japanese] 343 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,256 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 344 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,553 [singing in Japanese] 345 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:19,187 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 346 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:20,774 Maybe you should wash your hands first. 347 00:20:21,693 --> 00:20:23,487 Oh, uh, yeah, sure. 348 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,673 [groans] Can't stand the waiting. I just wanna know. 349 00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:35,136 You know, like, what did you do for a job? 350 00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:40,312 I can't see you interacting with people or technology or heavy machinery. 351 00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:42,776 What would you want it to be? 352 00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:45,197 We're so close to finding out who you are. 353 00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:46,450 Aren't you excited? 354 00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,037 Yeah, I feel sick. Yeah. 355 00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:50,834 Great. I'm going to the loo. 356 00:21:03,358 --> 00:21:06,406 [clamouring, screaming] 357 00:21:08,452 --> 00:21:11,041 - [person] Hey, hey, hey! - Get off! 358 00:21:14,464 --> 00:21:16,009 - Kash. - What happened? 359 00:21:16,093 --> 00:21:18,055 Turn back time. Undo! 360 00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:21,436 So now you see why you need me, eh? Now you see why I'm in charge. 361 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,985 - Kash! - Oh, there's no rush. Chill out, mate. 362 00:21:25,069 --> 00:21:26,739 [screaming continues] 363 00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:28,827 ["Freedom Now" playing] 364 00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:35,841 [grunts] 365 00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:41,309 I've never hit on your girlfriend, man. Have you seen her? 366 00:21:41,393 --> 00:21:42,771 [horn honks] 367 00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:45,151 - [grunts] - [screaming] 368 00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:49,409 [grunting, screaming] 369 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,460 - Have you seen her? - [Kash] Seb, duck! 370 00:21:54,545 --> 00:21:56,674 - [grunts] - [screaming] 371 00:21:58,427 --> 00:21:59,763 - [horn honks] - [grunts] 372 00:21:59,847 --> 00:22:01,809 [screaming] 373 00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:08,740 - [screams] - [grunts] 374 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,962 [muffled groan] 375 00:22:17,089 --> 00:22:18,133 [grunts] 376 00:22:19,427 --> 00:22:21,139 [Gregor grunts] 377 00:22:23,895 --> 00:22:25,565 - Kash-- - Fuck off, Gregor. I know! 378 00:22:25,649 --> 00:22:29,949 [Seb] Viper, we need backup. We need you. Exeter Avenue. This is kicking off. 379 00:22:30,032 --> 00:22:31,744 [screams] 380 00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:34,750 You! 381 00:22:36,086 --> 00:22:37,213 Are you with them? 382 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:40,010 - Kash, help us! - Kash. 383 00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,555 - Kash. Kash. - [Seb] Please. 384 00:22:41,639 --> 00:22:43,559 - No, mate. Don't know 'em. - [Seb] Oh, my God. 385 00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:45,897 [grunting, screaming] 386 00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:48,653 [Randall] Just… Okay! All right. No, just-- 387 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:50,447 - Kash! - [Seb] Kash, help us! 388 00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:55,165 [phone vibrating] 389 00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:04,183 All right, so how do you wanna do this? Firm handshake, or… 390 00:23:06,605 --> 00:23:09,695 No. I can't. I'm sorry. 391 00:23:17,418 --> 00:23:19,840 You're right. This is wrong. I'm a freak. 392 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,931 No. You have a gift. You can bring joy to people. 393 00:23:24,015 --> 00:23:29,317 You invited me into your home, and you tried to help me. You're a hero. 394 00:23:30,695 --> 00:23:31,781 Really? 395 00:23:39,588 --> 00:23:41,132 [door opens, closes] 396 00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:49,232 [knocking] 397 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:55,787 Are you the come man? 398 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,003 Yes, I am. 399 00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:02,174 ["True Love Will Find You in the End" playing] 400 00:24:08,604 --> 00:24:13,238 ♪ True love will find you in the end ♪ 401 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:20,962 ♪ You'll find out Just who was your friend ♪ 402 00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:28,603 ♪ Don't be sad, I know you will ♪ 403 00:24:32,736 --> 00:24:35,407 ♪ But don't give up until ♪ 404 00:24:36,451 --> 00:24:41,044 ♪ True love finds you in the end ♪ 405 00:24:44,342 --> 00:24:49,018 ♪ This is a promise with a catch ♪ 406 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:56,784 ♪ Only if you're looking Will it find you ♪ 407 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,298 ♪ 'Cause true love is searching too ♪ 408 00:25:08,431 --> 00:25:13,943 ♪ But how can it recognise you Unless you step out into the light? ♪ 409 00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:15,028 ♪ The light ♪ 410 00:25:19,537 --> 00:25:22,752 What the fuck? Why did you disappear? 411 00:25:22,836 --> 00:25:24,881 You can't just abandon people like that. 412 00:25:29,307 --> 00:25:31,519 [grunts] Oh, and it was a dead end, by the way. 413 00:25:31,604 --> 00:25:34,275 'Cause I actually went to the bother of finding out. 414 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:37,072 You can't just make me give a shit about helping you and then quit. 415 00:25:37,156 --> 00:25:39,201 Do you not care about finding out who you are? 416 00:25:40,078 --> 00:25:41,080 What about me? 417 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,128 What if I want to know who this man is I've let live with me? 418 00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:48,721 What if I don't like him? 419 00:25:48,804 --> 00:25:50,223 Well, at least you'll know. 420 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:54,523 You can't keep putting it off just because it might not be the answer you want. 421 00:25:58,699 --> 00:25:59,910 You're so smart. 422 00:26:02,164 --> 00:26:03,166 I'm not. 423 00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:05,672 I'm a fucking idiot. 424 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,552 I'm scared. 425 00:26:09,596 --> 00:26:11,099 I'm scared I'll go to this clinic, 426 00:26:11,182 --> 00:26:13,478 and nothing will change, and then I won't even have hope. 427 00:26:13,562 --> 00:26:14,815 I'll just have me. 428 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:17,737 I don't like me. 429 00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:19,825 I like you. 430 00:26:22,538 --> 00:26:23,958 When you're not shouting at me. 431 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,254 It's when you're eating something you're not meant to. 432 00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:31,264 You know, if I'm finding out, then you should too. 433 00:26:36,149 --> 00:26:38,111 Let's find out how shit we are together. 434 00:26:54,268 --> 00:26:55,353 [phone chimes] 435 00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:02,952 [chuckles] Works every time. 436 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:04,915 Ooh. 437 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,964 Should get new ones cut. Looks like you live here now. 438 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,304 But you have to stop chewing charging cables. 439 00:27:14,851 --> 00:27:16,229 Why do you put up with me? 440 00:27:20,195 --> 00:27:21,280 Soft spot for strays. 441 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,599 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 442 00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:35,810 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for… ♪ 443 00:27:35,893 --> 00:27:37,981 [locksmith] You go on any nice holidays recently? 444 00:27:38,064 --> 00:27:39,568 [Ade] Yeah, Budapest. 445 00:27:39,651 --> 00:27:41,905 Oh, yeah. Missus wants to go to Prague. 446 00:27:41,989 --> 00:27:45,871 [Ade] Ah, but Prague's nice. They say Split's the same but cheaper. 447 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,167 Oh, yeah? I must check it out. 448 00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:03,323 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 449 00:28:03,406 --> 00:28:06,162 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 450 00:28:06,245 --> 00:28:09,628 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 451 00:28:09,711 --> 00:28:13,134 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 452 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,779 ♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 453 00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:25,701 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 454 00:28:25,785 --> 00:28:29,375 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for higher grounds