1 00:00:01,504 --> 00:00:07,224 [Carrie] It is our differences that make us special. 2 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:13,319 So, to conclude, you are your greatest asset. 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,702 You are you. 4 00:00:22,504 --> 00:00:26,512 That's the best speech by a returning alumni I've ever heard. 5 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:29,226 [chuckles] 6 00:00:30,437 --> 00:00:33,109 [audience cheering] 7 00:00:39,204 --> 00:00:40,206 Hey. 8 00:00:43,046 --> 00:00:46,218 That well-structured but emotionally resonant piece of oratory 9 00:00:46,302 --> 00:00:48,056 made me remember how sexy you are. 10 00:00:48,139 --> 00:00:50,853 - [Carrie gasps] - [audience chanting] Carrie! Carrie! 11 00:00:50,936 --> 00:00:55,528 Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! 12 00:00:55,613 --> 00:01:00,497 Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! 13 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:04,631 - Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! - Carrie! 14 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:05,966 Carrie? 15 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:07,762 - Carrie? - [school bell rings] 16 00:01:07,845 --> 00:01:10,141 I said, do you remember it being this small? 17 00:01:10,225 --> 00:01:12,104 I swear it was bigger when we were here. 18 00:01:12,187 --> 00:01:13,774 Maybe we've just grown up. 19 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,402 [Jen] Oh. 20 00:01:15,485 --> 00:01:16,697 - Crazy. - Crazy. 21 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:17,824 Jinx! 22 00:01:17,907 --> 00:01:19,869 - Ow! - Dead arm! No taksies backsies! 23 00:01:19,953 --> 00:01:21,707 ♪ Don't fall in love with me yet ♪ 24 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,544 ♪ We only recently met ♪ 25 00:01:23,627 --> 00:01:25,046 ♪ True, I'm in love with you ♪ 26 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:27,050 ♪ But you might decide I'm a nut ♪ 27 00:01:27,134 --> 00:01:28,386 ♪ Give me a week or two ♪ 28 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:30,975 ♪ To go absolutely cuckoo ♪ 29 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:32,854 ♪ Then when you see your error ♪ 30 00:01:32,937 --> 00:01:34,481 ♪ Then you can flee the cuckoo ♪ 31 00:01:34,566 --> 00:01:35,985 [microphone feedback] 32 00:01:36,068 --> 00:01:39,909 [audience murmuring] 33 00:01:39,993 --> 00:01:42,080 [clears throat] 34 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:43,249 [microphone feedback] 35 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,965 [whispering] Attention, everybody. 36 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,802 Thank you. 37 00:01:49,721 --> 00:01:54,521 Now, we will be kicking off at 7.45 with the head-girl speech. 38 00:01:54,606 --> 00:01:58,321 Then, subject awards, attendance awards, 39 00:01:58,404 --> 00:02:02,747 and finally, our closing keynote alumni. 40 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,124 [chuckles] 41 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:08,090 Now, while I have you all here, may I remind all parents that-- 42 00:02:08,174 --> 00:02:10,428 [shouting] Michael! [groaning] 43 00:02:11,222 --> 00:02:15,146 [whispering] Powers are not permitted on school premises. 44 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:17,568 Get down. 45 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,035 - Wanker. - [head teacher, shouting] I heard-- 46 00:02:22,118 --> 00:02:23,454 [groans] 47 00:02:24,791 --> 00:02:26,126 [whispering] I heard that. 48 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:32,472 [Andy chuckles] 49 00:02:32,557 --> 00:02:35,729 So, I'm getting the outstanding achievement award, 50 00:02:35,813 --> 00:02:38,150 and Carrie's doing the alumni speech. 51 00:02:38,234 --> 00:02:39,486 What are you doing, Jen? 52 00:02:39,571 --> 00:02:40,573 I'm doing your dad. 53 00:02:40,656 --> 00:02:42,325 - Mary, I swear, I-- - Ian, I know. 54 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:46,375 Jen has the very important job this evening of supporting her family. 55 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,839 - Do we trust Jen with important jobs? - [Jen] Well, your dad does. 56 00:02:48,922 --> 00:02:50,718 Because I'm giving him blow jobs. I'm blowing him. 57 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:52,262 - [Ian] Mary, I didn't touch-- - Shut up. 58 00:02:52,345 --> 00:02:54,601 Jesus, there's Susan. Shut up about blowing each other. 59 00:02:54,684 --> 00:02:56,605 - Who's Susan? - Mum's trying to get in Susan's clique. 60 00:02:56,688 --> 00:02:58,817 - I told her you can read minds. - What? 61 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,821 I told her you can read minds. 62 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:02,658 Susan, hello! [chuckles] 63 00:03:02,742 --> 00:03:04,954 How do you stay so young-looking? 64 00:03:05,038 --> 00:03:07,627 We'll be mistaking you for one of the students next. 65 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:10,298 But you know, one of the sexy ones. 66 00:03:10,381 --> 00:03:12,177 [crowd chattering] 67 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:16,185 [Susan, Mary laughs] 68 00:03:16,268 --> 00:03:20,109 Andy, congratulations again. Greenwich Conservatoire? 69 00:03:20,193 --> 00:03:21,821 - [scoffs] Incredible. - Yes. 70 00:03:21,905 --> 00:03:24,409 And this must be Jen. 71 00:03:24,493 --> 00:03:27,833 [chattering continues] 72 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:30,171 [exhales sharply] 73 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:34,597 Oh. [laughing] 74 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:35,849 [exhales] 75 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:37,561 Yeah, good one. [chuckles] 76 00:03:37,645 --> 00:03:38,689 What do you mean? 77 00:03:39,272 --> 00:03:41,653 [stammers] Good one. [chuckles] 78 00:03:41,736 --> 00:03:42,697 Yeah, very funny. 79 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,992 You think it's funny that I was asking 80 00:03:45,076 --> 00:03:47,330 if you knew that Mrs Henderson had passed away? 81 00:03:52,925 --> 00:03:53,927 I… 82 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:58,394 Oh, I can see Flo waving at me. I better… [chuckles] 83 00:03:59,312 --> 00:04:02,570 - Why did you tell her I could read minds? - I thought it sounded impressive. 84 00:04:02,653 --> 00:04:05,533 It's better than explaining your whole situation. 85 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:09,082 Jen, look. I know you're riddled with fear and anxiety. 86 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,961 Feelings of shame around your changing body. 87 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:12,422 - That's not what I'm feeling. - [Ian] Sorry. 88 00:04:12,505 --> 00:04:16,388 It's hard to differentiate in groups. Especially teenagers. [chuckles] 89 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:17,725 [groans] 90 00:04:17,808 --> 00:04:19,604 No, no, no. That's not normal. 91 00:04:19,687 --> 00:04:23,319 Someone is bursting at the emotional seams in here. 92 00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:26,033 I'm trained in mental-health first aid. 93 00:04:27,661 --> 00:04:29,791 - I must find them. - What are you doing? 94 00:04:29,874 --> 00:04:34,508 If I lose one sense, the others get sharper. 95 00:04:34,592 --> 00:04:36,805 - I feel you. - ["How Did This Happen" playing] 96 00:04:36,888 --> 00:04:39,602 ♪ It's new world now Don't discriminate ♪ 97 00:04:39,685 --> 00:04:42,775 ♪ Everyone is equally A master and a slave ♪ 98 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:44,654 ♪ It's new world now Don't discriminate… ♪ 99 00:04:44,737 --> 00:04:49,204 "Every day, I get to meet people from all walks of life. From kids…" 100 00:04:49,287 --> 00:04:50,289 [song ends] 101 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,964 What would make this evening go from unbearable to just about bearable? 102 00:04:54,047 --> 00:04:56,845 Humility and the support of good friends. 103 00:04:56,928 --> 00:04:58,849 Close. Getting shit-faced. 104 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:02,188 Where are you gonna find drinks in a school? 105 00:05:02,272 --> 00:05:03,984 - Right where we left them. - [gasps] 106 00:05:05,069 --> 00:05:06,280 The stash. 107 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:08,994 The stash. 108 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:12,626 ♪ Do you want me to ♪ 109 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:15,591 ♪ Do you need me to ♪ 110 00:05:16,508 --> 00:05:18,179 ♪ Do you choose me to ♪ 111 00:05:19,097 --> 00:05:20,642 ♪ Break the rules with you ♪ 112 00:05:21,561 --> 00:05:24,441 Really think no one's found it after all these years? 113 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:28,365 Where do you put something you don't want disturbed in a Catholic school? 114 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,627 [song ends] 115 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,756 [chuckles] 116 00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:38,678 Thank you, Jesus. 117 00:05:47,278 --> 00:05:50,243 [grunts, groans] 118 00:05:50,326 --> 00:05:51,328 Jesus. 119 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:54,542 I don't know. I-I should stay sharp for my speech. 120 00:05:54,627 --> 00:05:55,879 And it's a weeknight. 121 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:56,965 Oh, come on. 122 00:05:57,048 --> 00:05:59,804 It's just sad if I make poor decisions by myself. 123 00:05:59,887 --> 00:06:01,223 For me? 124 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:04,981 Ah, class. Fags. 125 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,569 [teacher] Hello? 126 00:06:08,697 --> 00:06:11,451 We're closing up this corridor. Is anyone there? 127 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,042 [keys jingling] 128 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:16,086 [whimpers] 129 00:06:17,631 --> 00:06:20,011 - I think it's Rebecca Baxter. - Rebecca Baxter? 130 00:06:20,094 --> 00:06:23,309 Rebecca "personally gave half of our year eating disorders" Baxter? 131 00:06:23,392 --> 00:06:24,770 All the spit just left my mouth. 132 00:06:24,854 --> 00:06:26,440 I always thought when I'd run into an old bully, 133 00:06:26,523 --> 00:06:29,529 I'd be able to rub something in their face, but I've got nothing. 134 00:06:29,613 --> 00:06:31,366 [whines] What if she makes me cry? 135 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:34,623 Never let a predator smell your fear. Come on, quick. Make yourself big. 136 00:06:37,462 --> 00:06:40,301 Carrie Jackson? Jennifer Regan? 137 00:06:40,927 --> 00:06:42,180 Oh, my God. 138 00:06:44,517 --> 00:06:46,773 It has been so long. [chuckles] 139 00:06:46,856 --> 00:06:50,781 How have you guys been? You look so good. 140 00:06:50,864 --> 00:06:52,325 - Why are you here? - [Rebecca laughs] 141 00:06:52,408 --> 00:06:53,828 I work here. I'm a teacher. 142 00:06:53,912 --> 00:06:56,834 Why? Oh, do they let you hit the kids now? 143 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:59,632 [laughs] You were always so funny, Jen. 144 00:06:59,715 --> 00:07:00,801 [laughs] 145 00:07:00,884 --> 00:07:02,428 So, what have you guys been up to? 146 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:04,390 Oh, God. Duh. What did you get? 147 00:07:04,474 --> 00:07:05,560 Conduit for the dead. 148 00:07:05,644 --> 00:07:08,858 Spooky. Kinda similar actually. I can revisit memories. 149 00:07:09,652 --> 00:07:12,031 What about you, Jen? I bet it's something really cool. 150 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:14,410 What is your deal? Hmm? Why are you being so nice? 151 00:07:14,494 --> 00:07:16,498 Did you become some weird kind of Christian, 152 00:07:16,582 --> 00:07:18,127 or-- or are you dying? What is it? 153 00:07:19,045 --> 00:07:20,047 [sighs] 154 00:07:20,131 --> 00:07:25,892 Honestly, when I got my power, I would go back and watch myself, and… 155 00:07:27,604 --> 00:07:28,606 Oh, boy. Yeah. 156 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:32,238 So, it turns out, being able to replay all the terrible things you've ever done 157 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,325 makes you rethink some stuff. 158 00:07:34,409 --> 00:07:37,456 - So I'm nice now. [laughs] - Prove it. 159 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,212 Well, it's, like, more of a general state of being. 160 00:07:40,296 --> 00:07:42,885 - I don't know how to-- - Money. You could give us money. 161 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:44,722 Um, yeah, all right. 162 00:07:44,805 --> 00:07:45,849 [coins jingling] 163 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:50,024 - I've actually only got a 20. - Yeah. That'll do. Yeah. Yep. 164 00:07:50,107 --> 00:07:51,109 Thank you. 165 00:07:51,986 --> 00:07:54,742 Carrie, are you okay? You seem a bit tense. 166 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:57,288 I-I've got some camomile tea in the staff room. 167 00:07:57,371 --> 00:07:59,710 - Let me make you a cup? - Okay. 168 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:02,048 Great, great. It-It's just down the hall. 169 00:08:06,849 --> 00:08:07,851 [mouthing words] 170 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:09,437 [mouthing words] 171 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:11,901 [door closes] 172 00:08:15,659 --> 00:08:17,119 [screams, grunts] 173 00:08:22,631 --> 00:08:25,386 [song playing softly on radio] 174 00:08:25,469 --> 00:08:27,056 [Jizzlord] You gonna be much longer? 175 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:32,024 I don't know. How long does it take to wash off the stain of cowardice? 176 00:08:32,651 --> 00:08:34,279 Have you tried scrubbing it? 177 00:08:34,362 --> 00:08:35,364 Leave me alone. 178 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:37,201 I'd quite like my bed back. 179 00:08:37,285 --> 00:08:38,746 I'll get out when I'm ready. 180 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,128 When will that be? 181 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:45,844 When I no longer feel the cruel sting of sadness. 182 00:08:47,973 --> 00:08:50,144 So, like, five minutes? 183 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,836 ♪ Looking for my place On assembly lines… ♪ 184 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:04,923 [coughing] 185 00:09:05,884 --> 00:09:07,386 Jesus. [coughs] 186 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:09,850 ♪ Smoke rings blow From across the disco ♪ 187 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,731 [student] Why is your mum sending me outfit options 188 00:09:12,814 --> 00:09:14,442 for the family Christmas card? 189 00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:15,820 She still thinks we're together. 190 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:18,408 I haven't even told her about not getting into the Conservatoire yet. 191 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:20,622 I can't tell her that we've broken up as well. 192 00:09:20,705 --> 00:09:22,751 - [student] Well, it's not my problem. - I know! 193 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,003 [shattering] 194 00:09:24,087 --> 00:09:25,632 [water gushing] 195 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,303 [student] Sort yourself out. 196 00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:32,019 [chattering in distance] 197 00:09:37,698 --> 00:09:38,700 [Andy] Fuck! 198 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:46,841 - What are you doing in here? - I was having a really quiet pooh. 199 00:09:46,924 --> 00:09:49,053 - What did you hear? - You didn't get into the Conservatoire. 200 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:51,726 - You've been lying to everyone. - I haven't. 201 00:09:51,809 --> 00:09:54,147 Oh! You bashed up your violin, didn't you? 202 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:57,988 I knew this power would come back to bite you in your freakishly strong arse. 203 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,496 Are you okay? 204 00:10:03,165 --> 00:10:04,375 [mockingly] "Are you okay?" 205 00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:06,087 Yeah, I'm okay. 206 00:10:06,171 --> 00:10:08,133 At least I have something in my life to ruin. 207 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,762 What is the worst-case scenario for you? 208 00:10:09,845 --> 00:10:11,514 The funeral home stops selling your foundation? 209 00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:14,980 Why did your girlfriend dump you, anyway? Did you break her fanny? 210 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,698 - Did you break her fanny? - It was a hairline pelvic fracture. 211 00:10:19,782 --> 00:10:22,495 Oh, my God! You finger-blasted your girlfriend into the hospital. 212 00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:25,501 - This is the best day of my life. [laughs] - You are such a fucking child. 213 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,964 - I'm gonna tell Mum. - Don't tell Mum. Please. 214 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:31,722 I'll do whatever you want. 215 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,521 - Whatever I want. - Well, not sex stuff. Ew. 216 00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:38,026 - Oh, my God. - I didn't say sex stuff. Gross. 217 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:40,197 - It came out in a really nonce-y tone. - I'll tell you what. 218 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,784 Never call me a nonce again. That's a start. 219 00:10:42,994 --> 00:10:44,288 - Hello. - [gasps] 220 00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:46,417 - Me again. - Why didn't I lock the door? 221 00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:48,714 I'm gonna cheer you up. 222 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:50,467 What are you hiding? 223 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:52,597 [Jizzlord] The brush. 224 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:54,685 Put it down. 225 00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:57,649 One of the few things I remember from the cat times: 226 00:10:57,732 --> 00:11:00,028 Getting the brush, pure bliss. 227 00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:02,032 - Don't brush me! - Relax. 228 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:05,038 The brush is very powerful. 229 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,959 No, I said don't-- d-don't brush me! 230 00:11:12,052 --> 00:11:13,054 Oh. 231 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:16,102 - It's actually quite nice. - Shh. 232 00:11:16,729 --> 00:11:19,818 No thoughts. Just brush. Who's a good boy? 233 00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:24,870 - Me. - And good boys get the brush. 234 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:28,460 [Kash] Mmm. 235 00:11:28,543 --> 00:11:29,546 What the fuck! Stop. 236 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,341 - You don't like the brush? - No, it's fucking weird. 237 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,969 - Then what makes you happy? - I don't know! 238 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:35,390 Everyone always yells at me for not knowing stuff, 239 00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:37,478 but how am I supposed to know if people won't tell me? 240 00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:38,648 Penguins. 241 00:11:40,777 --> 00:11:42,822 I like videos of penguins falling over. 242 00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:45,787 It's what makes me happy. 243 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:50,964 You will do anything I say, or I'm telling. 244 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:52,216 [Mary laughing] 245 00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:57,978 Girls, Susan has this great story about Tesco. 246 00:11:58,061 --> 00:12:00,190 [laughing] It's-- It's mad. 247 00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:01,694 Go on. 248 00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:06,202 I thought something was full price, and when I got to the till it was reduced. 249 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:08,289 [laughing] 250 00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:18,978 [laughing continues] 251 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:21,524 Oh, Jesus! 252 00:12:22,652 --> 00:12:25,032 It's like Richard Pryor never died. 253 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:29,081 - Where did you two go to? - Just doing some sisterly bonding. 254 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,960 I'm so glad that you're here, Susan. 255 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:34,008 You know, Andy was just about to do the family dance. 256 00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:37,389 Oh, it's been years since you've done the family dance. 257 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:40,020 - I'm not doing the family dance. - Oh, I wanna see the family dance. 258 00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:41,105 What's the family dance? 259 00:12:41,189 --> 00:12:43,944 It's a dance that Andy made up 260 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:47,034 when she was taking break-dancing lessons in primary. 261 00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:49,538 - You said you were too old for it. - I am. 262 00:12:53,631 --> 00:12:55,635 You're never too old for the magic of dance. 263 00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:57,471 [Mary] Oh! 264 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:04,736 [Andy clears throat] 265 00:13:07,324 --> 00:13:09,036 [Mary laughs] 266 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,382 [laughs] 267 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,810 - [students laugh] - [Jen laughs] 268 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,358 [student gasps] 269 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,830 Okay, that's-- that's enough of that. Okay. 270 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,191 Are you cold? 271 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,277 No. 272 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,406 Well, it's a bit chilly, but I'm fine. 273 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,828 Oh, my God. Here. Just take-- take my jumper. 274 00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,374 - No, no, no, no. - Take my jumper, you-- 275 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,880 I'm sorry. [chuckles] Please take my jumper. 276 00:13:56,798 --> 00:13:57,926 But then you'll be cold. 277 00:13:58,677 --> 00:13:59,638 Here, take my jumper. 278 00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:01,558 - Don't be silly. - No, I insist. 279 00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,186 Okay, that's fine. 280 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,733 - Okay. Sorry. Thank you. - Thank you. 281 00:14:05,816 --> 00:14:07,444 [Rebecca laughs] 282 00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:11,327 Thank you. 283 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:14,668 I was so excited when they said you'd be back for the alumni speech. 284 00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:17,506 I was a little surprised they asked me. 285 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,055 Shut up. You're like a big, fancy lawyer. Why not you? 286 00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:24,980 Must be so weird to bump into Jen again. You guys were so close in school. 287 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:27,067 Oh, we still are. We-- We live together. 288 00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:28,737 Oh. 289 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:31,242 You're surprised we're still friends? 290 00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:34,248 No. No, no, no. Not at all. No. 291 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,500 [chuckles] 292 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,922 - Well, no. No, no, no. - What is it? 293 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,176 Do you not think that she was a bit of a drama queen 294 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,180 and you had to live in her shadow a lot? 295 00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:44,268 I'm sorry, that's so mean. That's just-- 296 00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:46,397 [groans, chuckles] 297 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,986 I do try, but sometimes, it just… [grunts] 298 00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:51,783 That's not how I remember it. 299 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,413 She was always there when it really counted. 300 00:14:54,496 --> 00:14:56,417 Look, if my power has taught me anything, 301 00:14:56,500 --> 00:15:00,676 it's that what you think happened and what actually happened can be very different. 302 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,512 I'm not remembering it wrong. 303 00:15:03,389 --> 00:15:05,018 I'll show you. 304 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:06,353 You'll show me. 305 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,485 Let's do it. Memory me. 306 00:15:10,613 --> 00:15:13,034 All right. I'm sure I'm wrong. 307 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,547 [school bell rings] 308 00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:21,008 When are we? 309 00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:24,599 - Our own prize-giving. Sixth form. - [emcee on PA, indistinct] 310 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,519 Don't know why we're in the bathroom though. 311 00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:28,607 The ceremony should be in full swing. 312 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:29,692 Oh. 313 00:15:29,776 --> 00:15:30,778 [Jen] What does it say? 314 00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:33,867 [Carrie] I'm not sure. All the instructions are in Polish. 315 00:15:33,951 --> 00:15:36,330 Well, it's the only one I could find in the corner sklep. 316 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,251 - Who's the dad? - I don't know. Michael Duncan. 317 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,671 Daniel Kim. 318 00:15:39,754 --> 00:15:40,756 Tom Welleridge. 319 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,469 Oh! We'll have to do the Mamma Mia! thing in 18 years. 320 00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,056 I can't sing for shit, Carrie. 321 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,560 What am I gonna do? 322 00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:47,812 I thought you were a virgin. 323 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:50,525 I am. But we shared that bathroom on the coach trip to Bath, 324 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:52,572 and I didn't wipe the seat before I sat down, 325 00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:55,285 and there was something wet, and I don't know if it was come. 326 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:57,080 Jen, you're not pregnant. 327 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,207 Oh, you can read Polish? 328 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,631 I need to go and pick up my award. Best attendance is a big deal. 329 00:16:01,715 --> 00:16:04,721 No, no, no. Stay, please. No, I'm gonna do one more for luck, 330 00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,975 - and I need you to stay and watch me pee. - Why? 331 00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:09,104 'Cause I'm feeling very vulnerable now, Carrie. 332 00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:11,651 And I can't focus with that staring at me. 333 00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:15,910 So she stopped you from picking up your own award. 334 00:16:15,993 --> 00:16:19,584 Okay. That was bad. But one time doesn't make a pattern. 335 00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,255 There. 336 00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,013 Show me another one. I'm sure she'll redeem herself. 337 00:16:29,102 --> 00:16:30,689 [school bell rings] 338 00:16:30,773 --> 00:16:32,234 - [chattering] - [shutter clicking] 339 00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:33,612 Is this my graduation? 340 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:36,492 I thought I'd pick a day that's all about you 341 00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:39,456 so that Jen can show how supportive she is. 342 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,543 Uh, maybe we should try a different day. 343 00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:44,801 Carrie, I need your help. 344 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:45,970 Mum doesn't know I dropped out. 345 00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:48,934 She thinks I'm graduating today and she's here. But obviously, I'm not. 346 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:51,438 So I need to borrow your cap and stuff real quick. Is that okay? 347 00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,067 - What? - Just for the photo. 348 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,280 - [photographer] Smile. - [Jen] I'm sorry. 349 00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:57,033 [groans] I know I'm such a fuck-up. 350 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,787 No. It's-- It's fine. 351 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:01,960 [photographer] Smile. 352 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,093 Ready? 353 00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:07,429 Smile. 354 00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:10,226 - [Mary] Yoo-hoo! Jennifer. - Hi, Mum! 355 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,480 - [Mary] You ready? - [Jen] Yeah. No, I'm coming. 356 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,067 Two minutes. 357 00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:15,904 Next. 358 00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:18,910 [photographer] That's it. Chin up a bit. 359 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,914 - Lovely. And smile. - [shutter clicks] 360 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:27,344 Okay. Historically, maybe she could've been better. 361 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:31,101 - But she-- she's changed. - Mm-hmm. 362 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:34,441 I mean, you changed. I better give her the benefit of the doubt. 363 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:38,992 Or maybe you should sack up and stop being such a pushover. 364 00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:41,455 Don't get me wrong. Jen is a self-obsessed bitch. 365 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,796 But you're just as bad, you simpering fucking jellyfish. 366 00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:47,467 [exhales sharply] 367 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:50,557 I'm so sorry. You're just such an easy target. 368 00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:53,354 - I can't help myself. - It's okay. 369 00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:55,609 You're trying, and that's what counts. 370 00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:56,945 [groans] 371 00:17:57,028 --> 00:18:00,326 Stand up for yourself, you tepid slut. 372 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,414 I need to remove myself from this situation. 373 00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:05,086 Carrie, good luck with the speech. It'll be great. 374 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,213 You have a weird forehead, 375 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:08,844 and that's the ugliest fucking jumper I've ever seen in my life. Goodbye. 376 00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:13,185 It's your jumper. 377 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,279 [chattering] 378 00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:19,907 I've written you an acceptance speech. 379 00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:22,036 - I want you to read it. - No. 380 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,040 - Mum… - Okay, fine. Give it. 381 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,844 - I'm not reading this. - Mother! 382 00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:32,265 Okay, okay. I'll read it. 383 00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:35,104 Weirdo. 384 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,235 Oh. 385 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,531 Oh, you're back. 386 00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:43,705 - Are you and Saint Rebecca best buds now? - No, don't think so. 387 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,168 [head teacher] Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 388 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:49,424 Oh, I better go. I wanna get a good seat. I don't want to miss anything. 389 00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:50,928 - Really? - Oh, my God. 390 00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,807 I've never looked forward to a speech more in my life. 391 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,059 Oh, thank you. 392 00:18:54,142 --> 00:18:56,146 [head teacher] Michael! Down! 393 00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:57,608 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 394 00:18:57,691 --> 00:18:58,693 [sighs, chuckles] 395 00:18:59,194 --> 00:19:00,279 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 396 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:04,371 - [Kash laughing] - [penguin chitters, grunts] 397 00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:05,833 Stupid birds. 398 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,168 You ready to get out now? 399 00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:08,212 I think I am. 400 00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:10,676 But maybe just one more video. 401 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,682 Type in "funny fire-safety demonstration fails." 402 00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:16,019 There's a really good one with a guy with a moustache. 403 00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:19,944 I don't wanna spoil it, but don't get too attached to the moustache. 404 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:23,618 [Jizzlord] That man looks a bit like you. 405 00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:24,620 What? 406 00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:27,292 You! You with them? 407 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,337 [Kash] No, mate. Don't know 'em. 408 00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:32,176 [Seb whimpering] 409 00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:34,932 Oh, God! Oh, God! [whimpers] 410 00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:36,018 Oh, God! 411 00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:40,484 - [whimpering continues] - [Jizzlord] It's got 400,000 views. 412 00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:41,988 Is that a lot? 413 00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:46,288 ♪ Let's sit around and drink some sake ♪ 414 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:52,008 ♪ And we can argue about the same things ♪ 415 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,427 I'll go sleep in the kitchen. 416 00:19:54,512 --> 00:19:56,726 ♪ Talk about neighbours On the front-- ♪ 417 00:19:56,809 --> 00:20:00,358 [whispering] And the physics prize goes to Maisie Costas. 418 00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,070 Big round of applause, please. 419 00:20:02,153 --> 00:20:05,034 No, no, no, no. [shushes] 420 00:20:05,117 --> 00:20:06,536 Smaller round of applause, please. 421 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,217 Take that thing off. 422 00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:16,348 I think I've nearly found them. 423 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:19,312 Oh. 424 00:20:19,897 --> 00:20:22,820 I just want you to know, I'm here for you. 425 00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:27,788 [whispering] And now, for the final award of the night. 426 00:20:27,871 --> 00:20:32,171 This goes to a gifted violinist who recently got into 427 00:20:32,255 --> 00:20:36,848 one of the most prestigious musical conservatoires in the country. 428 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,062 The award for outstanding achievement goes to… 429 00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:41,440 Andy Douglas. 430 00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:44,237 [Jen whoops] 431 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:06,657 Ladies, gentlemen, distinguished guests… 432 00:21:06,741 --> 00:21:08,160 [clears throat] 433 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:10,624 - …Count Dracula. - [audience laughs] 434 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:13,045 It's a pleasure to see you all here this evening. 435 00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:18,848 It might look like I, a humble lesbian, won this award all by myself, 436 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:22,438 but my moderate success is all down to one person. 437 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,236 My sister, Jennifer. 438 00:21:26,029 --> 00:21:27,365 Isn't that lovely? 439 00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:30,789 [sighs] People say to me, 440 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:37,135 "Andy, is it a living hell to have a sister who is a genius and also so hot?" 441 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:42,478 - [audience laughs] - And to those people, I say, yes. 442 00:21:42,563 --> 00:21:44,775 But she's also done so much for me. 443 00:21:49,534 --> 00:21:52,456 When I had explosive diarrhoea at Disneyland Paris, 444 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,589 who bartered with Goofy for his trousers to cover up my shame? 445 00:21:56,423 --> 00:22:01,642 When I was voted ugliest baby of 2004, who contested the judgement? 446 00:22:01,726 --> 00:22:04,480 When I demanded Nelson Mandela be put back in prison… 447 00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:06,318 [all gasp] 448 00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:08,615 Do you know what? 449 00:22:08,698 --> 00:22:09,950 [paper rustles] 450 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:11,787 I'd like to thank myself for this award. 451 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,754 I've worked hard. I deserve it. 452 00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:21,014 Although, I would like to dedicate this award 453 00:22:21,097 --> 00:22:24,520 to all the people who have never achieved anything. 454 00:22:25,272 --> 00:22:28,528 Never been the best at anything. 455 00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:30,659 They must feel really lame 456 00:22:30,742 --> 00:22:34,625 and-- and lash out in pathetic ways because that's all they can do. 457 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:39,843 So, yes, this is dedicated to my sister. 458 00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,764 [audience murmuring] 459 00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:48,485 - What are you doing? - Andy didn't get into the Conservatoire 460 00:22:48,569 --> 00:22:51,867 because she can't play the violin anymore because of her freakish strength. 461 00:22:51,951 --> 00:22:54,163 And she lied to all of you about it. 462 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,251 And she broke her girlfriend's fanny. 463 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:57,713 [audience gasps] 464 00:23:03,473 --> 00:23:05,603 I think it might be Andy. 465 00:23:05,687 --> 00:23:08,943 Oh, here we go. No, we're not falling for it. 466 00:23:09,027 --> 00:23:12,241 ["Mummy Can't Sleep" playing] 467 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,580 Come on. We're not buying it. 468 00:23:14,663 --> 00:23:16,249 What have you done? 469 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,418 ♪ I don't wanna be here ♪ 470 00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:19,130 ♪ I don't wanna be here ♪ 471 00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:20,800 ♪ I don't wanna be here ♪ 472 00:23:20,884 --> 00:23:22,888 ♪ You've been fucking with me, boy ♪ 473 00:23:22,971 --> 00:23:25,017 ♪ How did I wake up Surrounded by walls… ♪ 474 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:25,977 No, hey. 475 00:23:26,061 --> 00:23:28,065 ♪ Keep banging the concrete To blow up these halls ♪ 476 00:23:28,148 --> 00:23:30,027 ♪ Keep screaming "Please mummy I'm covered in scars" ♪ 477 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,073 [whispering] Let's get back on track. 478 00:23:32,156 --> 00:23:36,247 Please welcome Carrie Jackson, class of 2015. 479 00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,628 [door opens, closes] 480 00:23:42,218 --> 00:23:43,345 [clears throat] 481 00:23:43,428 --> 00:23:46,476 - [Jen] At the bathroom. - [Mary] The bathroom? 482 00:23:47,186 --> 00:23:49,524 What does it mean to achieve? 483 00:23:49,608 --> 00:23:52,614 [Mary] But you couldn't for one evening, you little gobshite! 484 00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:54,785 [Jen] You are a cold and barren woman! 485 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:57,331 Well, there have been many definitions over the centuries. 486 00:23:57,415 --> 00:23:59,168 [Mary] I was absolutely mortified. Mortified! 487 00:23:59,252 --> 00:24:01,966 [Jen] Oh, no. Now Susan's not going to fuck you. 488 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,220 - [gasps] - [Mary] I don't want to fuck Susan! 489 00:24:04,303 --> 00:24:06,057 - [Jen] Maybe I'll fuck Susan. - [Carrie chuckles] 490 00:24:06,141 --> 00:24:08,855 [Jen] It's the closest I'm going to get to a loving mother. 491 00:24:08,938 --> 00:24:11,443 - [Mary groans] - She's joking. [chuckles] She's joking. 492 00:24:11,526 --> 00:24:12,988 Um… 493 00:24:13,071 --> 00:24:15,785 - [arguing continues] - [Carrie sobs] 494 00:24:15,869 --> 00:24:19,835 [gasps] Um, success in the modern world is… 495 00:24:22,214 --> 00:24:23,216 Sorry. 496 00:24:28,686 --> 00:24:30,397 [whispering] What does it mean to achieve? 497 00:24:32,903 --> 00:24:35,032 Oh, there you are. Where have you been? 498 00:24:35,115 --> 00:24:37,036 I think I left our drinks in here. 499 00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,252 Also, I've alienated my entire family and humiliated myself in front of everyone. 500 00:24:41,336 --> 00:24:42,589 So… [sighs] 501 00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:50,521 - Carrie? - What? 502 00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:52,567 I think I've really fucked it actually. 503 00:24:52,651 --> 00:24:55,113 Have you? Again? Shocker. 504 00:24:55,197 --> 00:24:57,159 Why you being weird? I'm having a crisis here. 505 00:24:57,243 --> 00:24:59,581 - Course you are. - Can you tell me why you're mad at me? 506 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,919 I don't have the mental capacity for this right now. 507 00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:08,348 I was meant to speak. 508 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,104 And now, because of your tantrum, I don't get to. 509 00:25:11,187 --> 00:25:12,732 Oh. [laughs] 510 00:25:13,316 --> 00:25:16,072 - Why are you laughing? - I thought it was something serious. 511 00:25:16,155 --> 00:25:18,118 Ah, so it's only your problems that are important. 512 00:25:18,201 --> 00:25:20,832 I'm sure you have plenty of problems, with your long-term boyfriend 513 00:25:20,915 --> 00:25:22,752 and your promising career and your cool power. 514 00:25:22,836 --> 00:25:25,090 My power is not all it's cracked up to be. 515 00:25:25,173 --> 00:25:26,092 It got you a job. 516 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:28,848 Do you know how many people wanna speak to me? 517 00:25:28,931 --> 00:25:30,727 Not someone famous. 518 00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:33,315 Not some pharaoh or president. Just me. 519 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,233 No one. 520 00:25:34,317 --> 00:25:37,949 - I have to listen to you now, so… - No one ever cares what I have to say. 521 00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:41,372 Well, they did tonight. But of course, you couldn't let that happen. 522 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,295 You couldn't bear an interruption of the Jen show. 523 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:45,464 So I'm selfish? 524 00:25:45,548 --> 00:25:48,303 Yes. You always have been. 525 00:25:48,386 --> 00:25:49,556 It's always been about you. 526 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,602 [sighs] Oh, stop being so dramatic. 527 00:25:52,729 --> 00:25:54,315 Who did I lose my virginity to? 528 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:57,529 Okay, what foods am I allergic to? 529 00:25:57,614 --> 00:25:58,824 When did my nan die? 530 00:25:58,908 --> 00:26:01,079 - Fifth year. - My nan's alive. 531 00:26:02,164 --> 00:26:04,043 But as if you know those things about me. 532 00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:07,508 Peter Hamzi, dairy but you refuse to acknowledge it, 2014. 533 00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:16,234 Look, uh, Carrie, you have no idea what it's like to be me. 534 00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:18,823 I've got nothing. 535 00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,538 I'm sorry if I'm not dealing with it with enough grace. 536 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:27,131 Oh, boo-fucking-hoo! 537 00:26:28,049 --> 00:26:30,763 I don't think you ever wanna get a power. I think you like it. 538 00:26:30,847 --> 00:26:32,934 It gives you an excuse to be a shitty person 539 00:26:33,017 --> 00:26:34,520 because the world is mean to you. 540 00:26:34,604 --> 00:26:38,738 But has the smallest seed of thought ever passed through your brain 541 00:26:38,821 --> 00:26:41,994 that maybe you're not some troubled, tragic martyr? 542 00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:43,496 Maybe you're just a nob. 543 00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:44,666 Fuck off! 544 00:26:49,968 --> 00:26:50,970 Okay. 545 00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:54,853 ["We're Going to Be Friends" playing] 546 00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,778 ♪ Fall is here, hear the yell ♪ 547 00:26:58,861 --> 00:27:01,365 ♪ Back to school, ring the bell ♪ 548 00:27:01,449 --> 00:27:03,829 ♪ Brand new shoes, walking blues ♪ 549 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,334 ♪ Climb the fence, books and pens ♪ 550 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:10,342 ♪ I can tell that We are gonna be friends ♪ 551 00:27:11,344 --> 00:27:15,101 ♪ I can tell that We are gonna be friends ♪ 552 00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:21,405 ♪ Walk with me, Suzy Lee ♪ 553 00:27:21,489 --> 00:27:23,827 ♪ Through the park and by the tree ♪ 554 00:27:23,911 --> 00:27:26,792 ♪ We will rest upon the ground ♪ 555 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,796 ♪ And look at all the bugs we found ♪ 556 00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:30,550 ["Nights In White Satin" playing on radio] 557 00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:33,681 [Jizzlord] Kash! The girls are back and I'm scared your bubbles have, um… 558 00:27:33,764 --> 00:27:37,396 Okay. Here we go. Let's cover up the shame. 559 00:27:37,479 --> 00:27:39,943 Thank you. 560 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:43,533 [Jizzlord] There we go. No more penis. 561 00:27:43,617 --> 00:27:44,619 Lovely. 562 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,707 Shall I get the brush? 563 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,420 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 564 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,677 ♪ Yes, I love you ♪ 565 00:27:53,596 --> 00:27:57,770 ♪ Oh, how I love you ♪ 566 00:27:58,772 --> 00:28:00,693 ♪ Oh ♪ 567 00:28:03,907 --> 00:28:07,582 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 568 00:28:08,374 --> 00:28:10,838 ♪ Yes, I love you ♪ 569 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:15,723 ♪ Oh, how I love you ♪ 570 00:28:17,977 --> 00:28:21,317 ♪ Oh, how I love you ♪ 571 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:24,658 ♪ Oh ♪