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How was your journey?

2
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It was terrible.

3
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I got the bus because I'm poor.
And it smelt like warm, raw chicken.

4
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And I'm really nervous,

5
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so I thought I was gonna shit myself
the whole way in, but I didn't.

6
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And if I'm sitting weirdly,
it's because I think my tampon's come out.

7
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I didn't have time to go to the bathroom
downstairs 'cause I slept in.

8
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Because I spent so long last night
trying to make myself come,

9
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but I couldn't
'cause of my antidepressants.

10
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I don't know why I just told you that.

11
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It's my thing.

12
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Don't worry.

13
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If you're the right candidate,
the truth can only work in your favour.

14
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Oh, I hate that.
Yeah, that's awful for me.

15
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So it's a cliché, I know,
but why do you want to work here?

16
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I don't, but I need money to live.

17
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You've got a two-one
in English literature.

18
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No, I dropped out. But I'm--
I was too embarrassed to tell anyone.

19
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So I pretended to go every day for a year.

20
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But, really, I just wandered around
the big Primark in town.

21
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What would you say
your greatest weakness is?

22
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Crippling insecurity.
I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition.

23
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I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.

24
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I only wash my hands
if there's someone else in the bathroom.

25
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Don't think I'm capable of love.
I am worried I'm a little bit racist.

26
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I'm a bit afraid to ask this,
but do you have any questions for me?

27
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Do you have a gross eye hole under there?

28
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I'm so sorry.

29
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I see you haven't got your power down
on here.

30
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That's because I don't have one yet.

31
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We interview a lot of candidates.
What makes you special?

32
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I don't know.

33
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Yeah. How's Rachel?

34
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I'm fetching her right now.

35
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-Oh, yeah?
-How are you?

36
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Yeah, good. I'm great.

37
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Nice one, mate.

38
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It's my sister's 18th on Saturday
if you wanna come.

39
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It's probably gonna be shit-ish,
but, you know, free cake.

40
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And my mum always buys
too much wine.

41
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You've got a sister?

42
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Yeah, Andy.
I've mentioned her, I think. A few times.

43
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That's mad.

44
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If you're busy, it's totally fine.
No worries at all.

45
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Option's there. You're more than welcome.

46
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It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.

47
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Every time.

48
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Twenty-five years I wasted with that man.
She's been with him 25 minutes.

49
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And they were the best 25 minutes
of his life, you dumb bitch.

50
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Look, we can settle this today.

51
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If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,

52
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then I'm certain
he'll side with our client.

53
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Ms Jackson.

54
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Hi. Hello.

55
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I'm so sorry for your loss.

56
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Yes. Sorry.

57
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Oh, fuck off.
Can I not get a moment of peace?

58
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-Mr Greenham--
-I remember you from the divorce.

59
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Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think
you could look more like a nonce.

60
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I made it very clear in my will.

61
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Tanya gets everything.

62
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The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing.

63
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And one more thing, go fuck yourselves.

64
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Once again, my deepest condolences.

65
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-Who are you?

66
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-Free cat?

67
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Oh, my God.

68
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-Get out.
-Does that say "Super Cock"?

69
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No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.

70
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The "L" just fell down.

71
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I can see every square inch
of your genitals.

72
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It's like when they vacuum pack meat
at the supermarket.

73
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It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic.

74
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No way. Let me get my phone.

75
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No!

76
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Come on.

77
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Don't come in. I'm... masturbating.

78
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Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late.

79
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Okay. I'm just finishing.

80
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Do you want a cup of tea?

81
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Yeah. Go on.

82
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He's obviously been mistreated.
He's skin and bone.

83
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He's a dump truck. The landlord won't
let you keep it in the flat anyway.

84
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-'Cause all landlords are evil.
-All landlords are evil.

85
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-Yes.

86
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-Hello.
-How was work?

87
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Everyone always gets angry with me
when it goes badly.

88
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I'm just the messenger.
It's not me saying it.

89
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Yeah, you're just a vessel.
Like a sexy little carafe.

90
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-Thank you, babe.

91
00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,236
-Well, why don't you just quit?
-Yeah, quit.

92
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I can't just quit.

93
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Right. You have dependants.

94
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-I'm looking for a job.
-Yeah.

95
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He spends all day in his room
applying for jobs. Don't you, babe?

96
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Yes.

97
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It pays well.

98
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And they don't just use me for my power.
They also ask me to make teas and coffees.

99
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Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.

100
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Look, it could always be worse.

101
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Don't put yourself down like that, Jen.

102
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Or do you mean in general?
Oh, you meant in general, didn't you?

103
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Yeah.

104
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You are such a brave little soldier.

105
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Carrie, I haven't got a power yet.
I'm not, like, terminal.

106
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Hey. Maybe the real power
is just being yourself.

107
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That is the dumbest fucking thing
I've ever heard in my life.

108
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Absolutely not true. No.

109
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I know what will cheer you up.

110
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I'm not sad.

111
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,299
Oh, God. Not you again.

112
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,427
Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's
cool with interracial marriage now.

113
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,681
Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend,
and we fuck at least twice a month.

114
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Ooh! Who am I?

115
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,560
Let's invade Russia in
the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch.

116
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Okay.

117
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Very funny.

118
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Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.

119
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-Yeah.
-La, la, la, la!

120
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I'm not listening.

121
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-This is really childish.

122
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Right. Well,
I'm off to go get railed by a stranger.

123
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,272
Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.

124
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,820
Nice to meet you.

125
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,405
Big Michael Jackson fan?

126
00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,115
No, he's an alleged sex offender.

127
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,368
Right. Good we've established that early.

128
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,790
Ooh! Vegan lasagne.

129
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,171
I want to be completely honest with you.

130
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I have the power to make people orgasm
with my touch.

131
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,646
-That's, um... That's really cool.
-It's not cool. It's not.

132
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,900
It's a common misconception that literally
everyone I've ever met seems to hold.

133
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,611
So, what's your power?

134
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,905
Uh, I'm still waiting.

135
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,573
Your profile said you were 25.

136
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,451
-I am. Just a late bloomer.
-I've never met anyone who waited so long.

137
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,662
So how did you find out
the whole come thing then?

138
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,622
I bet it's a funny story.

139
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,207
It's not a funny story, no.

140
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,418
I promise not to laugh.

141
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,882
It was my father's 60th birthday.

142
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,845
We'd been estranged for some years,
so it was a reunion of sorts.

143
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,348
We were kicking a football around,

144
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,267
which had always been
a boyhood dream of mine.

145
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,854
I saved an errant kick, which would've
shattered a conservatory window.

146
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,733
For the first time in my life, I felt like
my father respected me as a man.

147
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,780
Then he asked if he could shake my hand.

148
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,157
Oh, I see.

149
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,867
I was so proud.

150
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,537
My entire extended family were there
to witness the moment.

151
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:50,126
They were all watching
as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.

152
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,210
Oh, no.

153
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,089
He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was
very obvious what was occurring.

154
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,465
Of course, I was very confused.

155
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,135
He was doubled over.
I thought he was having a heart attack.

156
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:03,597
So I opened his shirt
to begin performing chest compressions.

157
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,516
-And every time you--
-Yes.

158
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,691
Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.

159
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,777
-Khakis were ruined.

160
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:20,239
Kash, you cannot seriously
believe A.D. stands for "after dinosaurs."

161
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:23,451
It does. 500 A.D.
500 years after dinosaurs.

162
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,702
What else would it be?

163
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,329
These shoes are so uncomfortable.

164
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,664
Then why'd you wear them?

165
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,542
When you said you booked dinner,
I thought it might be a fancy date.

166
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,961
I didn't even know you could book a table
at Bucket O' Pizza.

167
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,671
And normally you can't...

168
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,798
...but I've got a special relationship
with the manager.

169
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,513
-What are you doing?
-Take these.

170
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,640
-Oh, you-- You don't have to.
-Take the shoes.

171
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,272
Thank you.

172
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,235
-Hey!
-Give me your purse.

173
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,904
And empty your pockets.

174
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,072
Uh, here.
Uh, take my phone.

175
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,825
That piece of shit. Nah, mate.

176
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,036
-The purse. Give it!
-No, I've got money.

177
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,496
Come on. Quickly.

178
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,791
-Just in my...
-Now! I'm not fucking around!

179
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,501
-In my pocket!

180
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,419
-Come on!
-Ow! Right in the eye!

181
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,756
I'm gonna kiss you now.

182
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,781
Would you like to...

183
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,907
Yeah.

184
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,129
What are you doing?

185
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,674
It's important to me
to know that I can do it myself.

186
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,948
-Maybe just take the glove--
-Give me a minute.

187
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,590
Oh. Oh, ye--

188
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,134
Oh, yeah.

189
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,218
Oh, my God.

190
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,554
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it.

191
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,180
I just came.

192
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,682
You're welcome.

193
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521
I think we should take it slow.

194
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,497
Just to be safe.

195
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,474
Did you see me? I was all, like...

196
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,309
Yeah, it was very brave of you.

197
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,393
I should go after him.

198
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,937
No, no. Don't do that.

199
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,563
But he committed a crime.

200
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,191
You bought your drug dealer
a birthday card last year.

201
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,568
He committed a crime on me. On you.

202
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,905
Someone needs to clean up those streets.

203
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,368
I am that hero. This is my destiny.

204
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287
Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried?

205
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,747
Gonna become a vigilante.

206
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,915
Oh, no.

207
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:01,418
No, I'm gonna assemble
a team of vigilantes.

208
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,047
Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story!
Quick, take a picture!

209
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967
No, no, there's no time.
I've got so much mood-boarding to do.

210
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,264
I'll get the Pritt sticks.

211
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,367
Shoo!

212
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,910
Go away.

213
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,496
Don't you dare touch him.

214
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,259
-Oh, God!

215
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,767
I don't think it's gonna work out.

216
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,561
Fair enough.

217
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,855
Good game.

218
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,486
Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?

219
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,995
-Oy, Jizzlord.
-Don't call him that.

220
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,122
He likes it. You got a better one?

221
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,001
-I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket?

222
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,794
Jesus Christ. That is so much worse.

223
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,212
I thought it was cute.

224
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,672
It's no Jizzlord.

225
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,883
-So, we are keeping him then?

226
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,552
-Have you checked if he's got an owner?
-No, he's definitely a stray.

227
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,222
He's got an energy.
He's scrappy. He's lived a life.

228
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,683
Haven't you got work today?

229
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,477
Yeah. Don't have to leave
till 11.00 though.

230
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,103
It's half past two.

231
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,773
Fuck.

232
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,067
Turn back time and tell me to leave.

233
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,526
You know I can't go back that far.

234
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,778
Yeah, I'm still gonna be late,

235
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,362
but it means I can stop
at Pret on the way.

236
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,740
Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.

237
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,451
I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons.
With great power come--

238
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,661
-Just do it, you fucking nerd.
-Okay, okay!

239
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,558
Can you do me up with some balloons?

240
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,478
I want them to say,
"Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.

241
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,564
Mum is making me do this.
We were never close, and I hate you."

242
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,942
I can do "Happy 18th."

243
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,401
Fine.

244
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,280
-Jennifer.
-Angela.

245
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,658
Are those for personal use?

246
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,201
Yes.

247
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,203
Jen.

248
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,622
Jen.

249
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,000
Why didn't you tell me
you're going to a party, you cheeky bint?

250
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,252
Tell me all about it.

251
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,295
It's my half-sister's 18th.
It's a family thing.

252
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,090
Say no more.
Family can be a real bash in the fanny.

253
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,677
You love 'em. You hate 'em,
but you're stuck with 'em.

254
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,803
What can you do?

255
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,932
I'd hate to be turning 18 now.

256
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,684
Nothing's the same
after you get your power.

257
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,811
-I used to play at Wimbledon--
-Wimbledon.

258
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,521
We know, love. Jesus.

259
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,816
It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed
or racket hands.

260
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,192
Tell me about it, flower.

261
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:16,363
Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy
some paracetamol in Asda.

262
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,115
Don't let it get you down, love.

263
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,285
I'm not down.
Honestly, I really don't even care.

264
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,661
Back to work.

265
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,546
Do you want to know how you die?

266
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,798
What?

267
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,675
Foresight.

268
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,721
No.

269
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,807
Probably for the best.

270
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,269
What do you mean it's probably
for the best? Wha--

271
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,645
-Is it bad?

272
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,563
One minute.

273
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,734
Hi. Bang on time.

274
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,361
It's not like I've anything better to do.

275
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,863
True.

276
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,573
Got a new one for you.

277
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,534
Fine. Go on. Get it over with.

278
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,661
Knock, knock.

279
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,829
Who's there?

280
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,456
Boo, who?

281
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,374
Cheer up, love. It might never happen.

282
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,252
Jesus Christ.

283
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,421
Well, how are things your end?

284
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,089
It's Andy's 18th tonight.

285
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,507
Oh, good luck with that.

286
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,759
Thought you'd reassure me.

287
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,385
God, no. It's gonna be awful.

288
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,804
Just try not to make everything
into a competition.

289
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,973
I don't do that. She does that.

290
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,893
Well, you know where I am.
Say hi to your mum for me.

291
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,395
Yeah.

292
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:37,861
Hey.

293
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,988
Bears.

294
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,243
How you die. Bears.

295
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,412
Oh, but...

296
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,481
-Wow.

297
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,565
Bravo.

298
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,028
Oh, my baby!

299
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,240
Why are there already balloons?

300
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:26,201
Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped
out this morning and got a few.

301
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,577
But you asked me to get balloons.

302
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,997
-I know.
-What, you don't trust me to get balloons?

303
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,042
Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI.
Just play Andy's party playlist.

304
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,877
I got an audition
for the Greenwich Conservatoire.

305
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,797
Normal human thing to do is
to say hello before you start bragging.

306
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,008
I'm just sharing good news
about my life with my sister.

307
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,635
I'm sure if you achieve something,
you'd do the same. No?

308
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,554
Andy, stop haranguing your sister.

309
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,431
-Have you got a job yet?
-I have a job.

310
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:51,768
A real job.
I didn't leave my home and family

311
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,314
and brave the boat to England
for you to squander all my sacrifices.

312
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,898
We definitely flew here.

313
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,652
You were young. You don't
understand the immigrant struggle.

314
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,196
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Where's the antenna?

315
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,531
What do you think my power's gonna be?

316
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,867
You do know you're not gonna
get your power the second you turn 18?

317
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,619
What do you know about powers?
You're like a virgin talking about sex.

318
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,372
-You're like the pope.
-I-I am not the pope. I fuck.

319
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,915
-No, Mum. Tell her I fuck.

320
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,752
Would you whist? I'm trying
to get this thing to play music.

321
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,588
-Why is it still just showing me pictures?
-Just wait for Ian to do it.

322
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,882
What's the point of having a power
if you don't use it?

323
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,800
Being able to control technology
is only useful

324
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,177
if you know how technology works.

325
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,762
I think you're doing a great job, Mum.

326
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,264
-Just Bing it, will you?
-Bing!

327
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:33,560
Ladies, ladies, please. I know
we're feeling a little... stressed?

328
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,812
Excited.

329
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,191
Oh, Lord.
Now, what have we got going on in there?

330
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,860
Angry, sad, jealous.

331
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,944
Horny?

332
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,115
Three, two, one...

333
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,701
-Yes!

334
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,788
Happy birthday!

335
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,336
Try turning on the TV.

336
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,638
Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath.

337
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,352
No. I've got nothing.

338
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,107
Don't worry.
It doesn't always happen on the day.

339
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,026
It can take a few days or weeks. Or...

340
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,821
I wanted it today.

341
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,365
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing
the world's smallest violin.

342
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,994
I've actually played the world's smallest
violin, and it's much bigger than that.

343
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,339
You're a little bit happy
she didn't get it.

344
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,424
Uh, duh, Ian.

345
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,050
My cousin was like you.

346
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,761
Then he went to one of those clinics
that help you bring out your power.

347
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,638
No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic.

348
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,891
Really helped him.
Now he can freeze anything. Like that.

349
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:01,064
Of course, he's got a freezer that
he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge.

350
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,732
Like, knowing you don't need--

351
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,609
Okay!

352
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,281
-I'm super strong!

353
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783
Oh, my God.

354
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:16,121
-That's amazing! Do the sofa.
-Sofa!

355
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:33,180
Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling!

356
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,517
We just going to ignore the fact
she broke the fridge or--

357
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,395
One hand!

358
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:44,816
I killed a man!

359
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,073
Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here.

360
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,660
Can your daughter do this?
No, only my daughter!

361
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,122
Andy! Andy, I'm so high!

362
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,000
Andy! Andy!

363
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,520
Surprise. I wasn't sure
what the deal was with the party,

364
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,563
so I thought I'd bring the party to you.

365
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,441
Uh, it's not really a great...

366
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,527
time.

367
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,201
Oh, hi.

368
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:39,829
Who are you?
That sounds rude, but who are you?

369
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,206
Um, my name's Olivia.

370
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,750
Of course it is.
So is, um-- Is this a date?

371
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,961
-Yeah.
-Wouldn't really call it a date.

372
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,047
Oh. Well, if it's not a date,
there's no harm in joining. Right?

373
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,638
Olivia can shape-shift.

374
00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,267
Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen
to look like. Oh, that makes sense.

375
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,602
No. Honestly, I never really use it.

376
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,896
I think it's important to love yourself
the way you are.

377
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,941
You know,
flaws and imperfections and everything.

378
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,235
So, you just look like this all the time?

379
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,529
Wow. Fantastic.

380
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:13,863
I don't even wear make-up.

381
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,073
Oh, my God.

382
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,283
Yeah.

383
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,367
Yeah.

384
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,871
I like your hair like that.

385
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,290
Thanks!

386
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,792
-What do you call that style?
-Down?

387
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:26,876
It suits you.

388
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,755
-Have you been to the pier?
-No!

389
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,591
My turn!

390
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,728
Great. Let's go.

391
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,106
Oh, um, maybe next time?

392
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,817
-Oh, come on.
-Well, it's kinda hard work.

393
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,902
And you need to think about load bearing.

394
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,029
Load bearing?

395
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,823
Okay. Come on, then.

396
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,202
'Kay.

397
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,917
Yeah.

398
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:12,130
-Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay.
-Yeah, okay. Yeah.

399
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,673
Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell.

400
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,262
Fuck me, that's very high!

401
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,805
-Don't look down.
-Don't look down.

402
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,349
Not so tight.

403
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,356
So, uh, is she your girlfriend?

404
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,650
Look,
why do we have to put labels on things?

405
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:32,942
Because labels are great.

406
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:36,029
You know, I label my yogurt at work
because people kept eating my yogurt.

407
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:39,157
And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it,
and I want it. It's a great yogurt.

408
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,243
I mean, it's creamy and low-fat
and has beautiful eyes.

409
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,245
You need to let go.

410
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,914
I don't want to let you go.

411
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,540
No, as in let go of me.
We're on the ground.

412
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,546
Jen, look at me.

413
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,550
If you don't love yourself, how the hell
are you gonna love somebody else?

414
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:09,979
That's RuPaul.

415
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,774
That's RuPaul!

416
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,577
Wasn't expecting you
to call at this hour. Everything okay?

417
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,080
You haven't been murdered or something,
have you?

418
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,582
-I want a power.

419
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,961
I want one so badly.
It's never gonna happen.

420
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,506
Yeah, you're right.
You should probably just give up.

421
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,174
You're not supposed to say that.

422
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,802
Well, what do you want me to say?
Accept it.

423
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,179
It's just not something
you're ever going to have.

424
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,558
-You don't know that.
-But you do somehow?

425
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,685
You really want this power thing?

426
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,106
Yes, I do.

427
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,860
Well, if you think it will make you happy...

428
00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,613
...then go get it.

429
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,241
I'm sure you'll figure it out.

430
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,578
What if I don't?

431
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,747
Then we'll figure something out together.

432
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,255
Dad?

433
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:18,798
Yeah?

434
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:20,800
Can I do the thing?

435
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:23,636
You don't have to ask.

436
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,527
Hi, pet.

437
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:33,248
Welcome to Discovery Clinic,
where your powers journey begins.

438
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:53,309
Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start
your power journey today?

439
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,230
Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book
myself in for a discovery package.

440
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,774
-And how long have you been trying?
-Six years.

441
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:04,571
Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry.
You're in the right place.

442
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,032
We have an excellent track record
in helping people to discover their power.

443
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,617
That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

444
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,702
So exciting.

445
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,499
So our packages start at 9,500.

446
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,253
Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it.

447
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,275
No, no, no.