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Salt chicken?
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How spicy does it say it needs to be?
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Uh, it just says spicy food.
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I assume the spicier, the better, though.
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It must stimulate something in your body
to bring the power out.
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- What can I get for you?
- I'll have the spiciest thing on the menu.
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No.
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I... I have a large bottle of sriracha mayo
at home.
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I think I can handle some spice.
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Well? Feeling anything yet?
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- I just can't feel my legs.
- This can't be right.
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What else do they recommend?
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Uh, long walks, castor oil, sex,
stimulation of the nipples...
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Kash, you're looking at
how to induce labour.
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No, I'm not.
Oh, how dilated is your cervix?
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Milk. Need milk.
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♪ I'm not doing anything ♪
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♪ I'm not doing anything ♪
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♪ My body's made of crushed little stars ♪
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♪ And I'm not doing anything ♪
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Jen?
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Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?
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- You all right?
- Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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What you got there?
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Wine, condoms, Pringles.
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Date night?
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No. No, it's none of my business.
I don't need to know. I don't care.
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Basically, as soon as you leave
my eyeline, you're dead to me.
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You're sweating a lot.
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No, I'm not.
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All right. Well, I'll see you around then.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe not.
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You shouldn't buy that milk. It's open.
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Sweaty, young lady.
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You've got to buy the milk
before you drink it.
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Look good on me
Look good on me ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Look good on me
Look good on me ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪
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I've tried to do the research
about what brings powers out,
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but it's all anecdotal.
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You'd think, after ten years,
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there'd at least be
some decent peer-reviewed studies.
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Where are all the peers?
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What do the anecdotes say?
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Common themes crop up.
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Fear, anxiety, stress, adrenaline.
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Oh, yeah. Adrenaline is where it's at.
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Life and death, right?
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Russian roulette, diffusing bombs,
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or we could just push you off a bridge.
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Oi! You can't spend your shift
chatting with your mates.
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This is a place of work,
not a discotheque.
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He's a paying customer.
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Look, he's buying a bunch of dumb shit
for his superhero costume.
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It's actually a vigilante costume...
Uniform. It's not a costume.
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We're talking about
how people got their powers.
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Oh, in that case, park yourself.
I've got a yarn for you.
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Picture this.
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Come back here early from a trip
to the wholesalers in Penge.
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I walk into the stockroom to find
my husband, of 30 years,
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giving it to Raquel.
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Well, I'm screaming. He's screaming.
Raquel's crying. It's all very stressful.
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Then bang!
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They look at me like I've got two heads.
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Turn to look in the mirror.
There's a little girl staring back at me.
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Sounds like stress
is a good place to start then.
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Just don't do it on company time, yeah?
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Big smiles for the customers.
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I know what to do.
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What?
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It's gonna be a surprise.
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You are gonna hate it.
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Okay. All right. Fuck me up.
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I want you to promise me
you're not gonna run away.
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Carrie, I'm not five.
I'm not gonna run away.
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Come on.
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- Jen!
- No, I hate you.
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Hello, have you got an appointment?
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Fuck you.
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Jen Regan. 11.15.
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Okay. Jen…
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I don't think I can do this.
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- Do you want a power or not?
- I do. I really do.
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- Who's a brave little bitch?
- I'm a brave little bitch.
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- You can do this.
- I can do this.
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- Jennifer Regan.
- Okay.
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Can you hear that?
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The ominous music?
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Yeah.
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I keep telling reception to warn people
before they come in.
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It's my power.
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I make people generate
their own soundtrack around me.
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I'm going to assume
you're afraid of the dentist?
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No.
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Shall we get started?
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Prices start at £3,000.
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- Three grand? It's just a billboard.
- Yeah.
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Well, it's so big. Gloss is expensive.
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All right, okay.
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Oh, what if I put it up myself?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yourself? With what?
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- PVA.
- I can't see that working.
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No, I do think that would work, actually.
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No! Don't put me on hold, Diane.
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♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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♪ When you take me by the hand ♪
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Hello?
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♪ …all your love ♪
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♪ And do it, babe… ♪
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Not cat.
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Man.
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♪ Oh, that's the way... ♪
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We've got…
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Look, Diane, don't try and upsell me
on 200 gsm gloss, okay?
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This isn't my first rodeo.
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Well,
you don't wanna skimp on the high gsm.
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Uh, one minute.
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Oh, what about a charity discount?
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Yes, my charity number is 24.
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Right, let's take a look.
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I am so sorry.
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Well, the good news is
you have quite nice teeth.
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No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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The bad news is we're going to have
to do quite a few fillings today.
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All right, I can't listen to this.
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I'm going to give you something
to help you relax.
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Valium. It will alleviate your anxiety.
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No. No, no. I need to be anxious.
I need to feel the fear.
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Suit yourself.
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Viper to Unicorn. Pick up.
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Update status on Jen.
Should I initiate Plan B? Over.
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No. Plan A is in progress,
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and I actually think
it's going quite well.
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So, over.
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No. Can I initiate Plan D later? Over.
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What's Plan D?
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It's your dick, isn't it?
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It's my dick. Over.
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Yes. I am ready for Plan D.
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Meet me at 69 hundred hours. Over.
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My angel! Hi.
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Did it happen?
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Did you get a power?
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I've had one this whole time.
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- Power of friendship.
- She's been given Valium.
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So you're going to
have to take care of her
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for the next three to four hours
before it wears off.
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Initiate Plan D... B! I mean Plan B. Over.
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You know who's under-rated?
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Simon & Garfunkel. Just two lovely boys.
156
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Get up! Get up now,
you big English bastard!
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- Am I the bastard?
- Do as I say, and I won't kneecap ya!
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- So I won't.
- What are you doing?
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Shh. I'm conducting a campaign of terror
on the mainland. So I am.
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Hit the boot, would you?
Hit the boot for a united Ireland!
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Get in!
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm being a terrorist.
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What's more stressful
than being kidnapped by a terrorist?
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Why the IRA? Why not, like, al-Qaeda?
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Fuck. That would've made a lot more sense.
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What now?
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Uh, get lunch? I'm starving.
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Oh! Right. Yeah, let her stew in there
with her thoughts for a bit.
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Nothing worse
than the fear of the unknown, right?
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Ignore? You can't ignore me.
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It's Luke. Do the thing.
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Oh. Hi, Luke! Lucas!
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Is that short for Lucas?
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I don't even know your name...
Did you ever tell me your actual name?
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Love, I feel...
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I have a lot of feelings about you.
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Number one: horny.
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Number two: love.
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Is it love? I don't know, but...
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Oh, you make me feel special,
and I like that.
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And I hope it's real.
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But, Luke, you don't go on outside dates
with me or introduce me to your friends.
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And that just makes me feel bad.
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But I-is that normal? Do I want too much?
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What is love?
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Also, you have such a pretty cock,
187
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and it's like, you know,
we don't tell men this enough. You know?
188
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Like, they have body-image issues too.
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- Cheese and tomato.
- Yeah.
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- Smoked salmon and cream cheese.
- Okay.
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- Egg and cress.
- Yeah.
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- Ploughman's.
- Mmm.
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- Tuna mayo.
- Mm-hmm.
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- BLT.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Reuben.
- Mmm.
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Bagel?
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Is a bagel a sandwich?
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Well, it's carb, filling, carb.
199
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Well, if you say that, then
a croque monsieur could be a sandwich.
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Yeah, a croque monsieur is a sandwich.
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How dare you?
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Who are you? Like, right?
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I wanna know you.
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I wanna know your security questions.
You know?
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Like, what street did you grow up on?
Or, like, what...
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Oh!
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All right. Chill out.
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Or, you know, like,
what's your mother's maiden name?
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I wanna know the names of your dead pets.
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- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
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- A burger is just a sandwich.
- Mmm.
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- Oh, my God, Carrie.
- What?
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That pigeon's got a whole croissant.
214
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Oh, my God.
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I know. Look at him go.
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The car. The car!
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Oh, right.
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♪ Wise men say only fools rush in ♪
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♪ But I can't help... ♪
220
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Oh. One minute,
I've got a call coming through. Okay.
221
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Oh, hey, girl!
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00:13:40,097 --> 00:13:42,597
Jen, are you okay? Don't panic.
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I love you. Everything's gonna be okay.
Don't panic.
224
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Why would I panic?
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You're stuck in a boot.
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Oh, yeah.
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Jen, I want you
to listen to me very carefully.
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Go to messenger
and drop me a pin of your location.
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Okey-dokey, there we go.
230
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You sent me a picture
of Phillip Schofield.
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I did? Oh, let me try again.
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It's the same picture
of Phillip Schofield.
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Well, then I don't know
what you want me to do.
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Just drop me a pin
so I can come get you, Jennifer!
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Ooh.
236
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I'm in trouble.
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When we get the car released,
don't mention Jen's in the boot.
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Just play it cool.
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Uh... uh, one... one little thing,
that's Mum's car.
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Okay.
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Uh, and technically, uh,
I'm not allowed to drive it,
242
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uh, because I don't have a licence.
243
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Oh, God.
244
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I don't wanna go to jail.
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Sure, I'll get ripped,
make friends for life.
246
00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:54,414
But how am I gonna explain
the gap on my CV?
247
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Relax, it's our property.
248
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There's nothing dodgy
about what we're doing.
249
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We don't need to hide.
250
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Jen, are you in there?
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Hey! What are you guys doing here?
252
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We've come to spring you out.
253
00:15:25,348 --> 00:15:27,228
Okay. Sick.
254
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,213
I haven't got the key.
255
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,682
You do have the key.
256
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,516
You have so many pockets.
How do you not have the key?
257
00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:48,774
No, they're not there.
258
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,899
Uh. Uh, l-let me check again.
259
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,075
- They're not there. Oh, God.
- Well, how long till the Valium wears off?
260
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,040
They said three to four hours,
and it's been exactly…
261
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…four hours.
262
00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:14,487
Oh. I guess we have a little longer.
263
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,873
Get me out of this fucking boot!
Don't do this! Fuck!
264
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,292
Let me go! Let me out! Let me out!
265
00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,383
Why you fucking closing me in?
266
00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:23,264
Oh.
267
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:28,099
Jen. Little hiccup, we don't have the key.
268
00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:29,996
What do you mean
you don't have the fucking key?
269
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,208
Get a key ring, you dumb bitch.
They sell them everywhere.
270
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,702
Oh, my God, I'm really sorry.
I'm very stressed right now.
271
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Stand back, ladies.
272
00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:40,833
Oh.
273
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,917
I assume whatever he did,
didn't work, yeah?
274
00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:49,177
Jen.
275
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:52,186
We're gonna need some brute force
to get you out.
276
00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,911
Someone strong.
277
00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:57,448
No. No... No way.
278
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,753
Do you have any idea
how smug she'd be about it?
279
00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,289
She'd be all like, "Well, well, well."
280
00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:05,384
She's not a panto villain.
281
00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:08,385
Well, well, well…
282
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:10,976
Are you okay in there?
283
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,612
Get bent!
284
00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:16,658
Okay, well,
I guess you don't need my help.
285
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:17,738
I'll fuck off then.
286
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,794
No, no, don't. Don't get bent.
287
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:25,923
I'm more than happy to help you out
if you ask me nicely.
288
00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:28,511
Let me out, please.
289
00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:31,845
We can be nicer than that. Can't we?
290
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:32,935
Something like,
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"Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices
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because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair."
293
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:53,771
Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices
294
00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:57,034
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair.
295
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,287
Don't!
296
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,008
You little shit,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
297
00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:11,221
I just saved your life. I'm a hero.
298
00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:13,175
It's okay. You're out now.
299
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,234
Thank you, Andy.
300
00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:20,071
Jennifer!
301
00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,116
- Jen! Jen, we're here.
- Jennifer!
302
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,712
Why did you bring Mum here?
303
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:30,340
How, and why, in the name of God,
did you get stuck in a boot?
304
00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,987
I don't need to explain my life to you.
305
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:33,733
Yes, I can pay for it, Mummy.
306
00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,363
- Carrie, can I borrow £300?
- Yeah.
307
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:40,319
You could've suffocated!
Thank God Andy was there.
308
00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:43,785
It's not airtight, and Andy was only there
because I called her.
309
00:18:44,371 --> 00:18:47,961
I wasn't in so much life-threatening peril
that I couldn't use my phone.
310
00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:53,013
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be real.
311
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,378
So weird though.
The boot lid was gone when I borrowed it.
312
00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:58,835
- I left Luke a voice mail.
- I'll call you back. It's all kicking off.
313
00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:01,029
- Who's Luke?
- Her fuck buddy.
314
00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:04,075
Oh, sorry, Mary. Uh, her fudge buddy.
315
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,291
Oh, that sounds worse.
316
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:09,051
No. Fix it. Use your power.
Like, delete it or recall it or something.
317
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:13,677
- Well, where is it then?
- No.
318
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,434
No! Press the phone button, Mum.
319
00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,558
Oh, Christ! I think I'm calling somebody.
320
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,835
Okay, look, voice mail. There.
Now click the voice mail.
321
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,299
It's written there in plain English.
322
00:19:21,362 --> 00:19:22,742
Look, just click it!
323
00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:24,664
…dates with me or introduce me to…
324
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,544
Don't cast it to the car, Mum!
325
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,093
But is that normal? Do I want too much?
326
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,467
- Fuck!
- I don't know how I'm doing this!
327
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,300
Also, you have such a pretty cock…
328
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,649
Oh, my God.
329
00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:48,417
Why don't you just spam him
with something else?
330
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:50,312
Distract him,
and he won't look at his voice mail.
331
00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:51,416
Andy, stop.
332
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,257
Oh, my God. That's a really good idea.
333
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:59,646
Yeah, okay, what could I possibly send him
that could, um, distract him that much?
334
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,959
Even I know you should send him
a dirty picture. Jesus Christ.
335
00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:17,598
Not now.
336
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,445
♪ Crack that whip ♪
337
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,381
♪ Give the past a slip ♪
338
00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,306
What do you think? Full show?
339
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,941
- ♪ When something's going wrong ♪
- ♪ You must whip it ♪
340
00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:47,701
♪ Now whip it
Into shape ♪
341
00:21:03,692 --> 00:21:05,822
- What the fuck?
- I'm not a man, I'm a cat.
342
00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:08,584
No, no, no. I-I'm a man, not a cat.
I'm a man!
343
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,750
Oh, my God. You can see me.
344
00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:13,251
You can see me. Please help me.
Please... It's okay.
345
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:15,589
Ow.
346
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,702
What's going on? We heard screaming.
347
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:29,202
I've got my power.
348
00:21:30,913 --> 00:21:32,883
- I've got magic tits.
- Oh.
349
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,640
Cat sees my tits. Cat turns into man.
350
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,270
My tits turn cats into men.
It's pretty straightforward.
351
00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:45,525
Maybe it's all animals.
We should go to the zoo.
352
00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:48,619
No! I-I'm a man! Just a man!
353
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:52,078
I-I'm a shape-shifter.
I think I got a bit stuck!
354
00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:54,585
Well, that is what a cat would say.
355
00:21:54,669 --> 00:21:56,129
What if he's telling the truth?
356
00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:05,897
Oh, Jesus.
357
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,238
You can see me.
358
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,177
You can see me.
359
00:22:35,499 --> 00:22:36,499
What's your name?
360
00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:38,796
Mmm.
361
00:22:42,388 --> 00:22:43,388
No idea.
362
00:22:43,975 --> 00:22:45,015
Where are you from?
363
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:47,355
I don't know.
364
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,612
What do you remember?
365
00:22:50,697 --> 00:22:53,487
I remember I went to the...
The building place.
366
00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:56,118
The chairs thing.
367
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,548
It's like, um, child prison.
368
00:22:58,630 --> 00:22:59,920
- Oh, school?
- Yeah.
369
00:23:00,007 --> 00:23:03,307
Yeah, and I went somewhere every day,
so I must've had a...
370
00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:06,600
It's, like, sadness but money?
371
00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:07,518
A job?
372
00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:08,606
Yeah.
373
00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:11,067
And then cat.
374
00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:12,324
Until a few days ago.
375
00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:14,117
Then, boom. Man.
376
00:23:14,202 --> 00:23:16,752
Then cat again. I think I'm good now.
I'm "stablay."
377
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:18,958
Do you mean stable?
378
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:22,720
I do, yeah. Words come bad to me now.
379
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:25,473
Oh, my God. I had sex in front of you.
380
00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:31,569
Oh, sex! I remember sex. It's good stuff.
381
00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,124
So, you're a pervert?
382
00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:35,751
I don't think so.
383
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:40,674
Uh, what's the last thing you remember
before you went cat?
384
00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:42,506
Oh, boy. Um.
385
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:46,675
School, job, something, something,
386
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:49,858
Spurs beat Arsenal 4-2 at home,
then I think cat.
387
00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:51,650
Something, something. Now.
388
00:23:51,736 --> 00:23:53,026
Wait. Go back.
389
00:23:53,113 --> 00:23:54,203
Something, something.
390
00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,832
No. Jesus Christ.
Spurs beat Arsenal…
391
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:59,923
4-2 at home. Yeah, I remember that.
Why do I remember that?
392
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:02,042
- It's probably the last match he saw.
- Yeah, yeah.
393
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,090
I hope not.
394
00:24:10,774 --> 00:24:14,534
How long do you think you've been away?
395
00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:18,124
Long time. Few weeks maybe?
396
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,802
That match was three years ago.
397
00:24:36,617 --> 00:24:38,247
All right. I've ordered an Uber.
398
00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:39,328
For who?
399
00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:43,341
- Kash.
- You can't do that.
400
00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:47,052
What, are you just gonna drive him out
to the countryside and abandon him?
401
00:24:47,138 --> 00:24:51,768
No, I can't afford to go that far.
I'm sending him to Ilford.
402
00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:54,736
I took him in.
I can't just chuck him out again.
403
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,030
He's my responsibility.
404
00:24:57,659 --> 00:25:00,079
He's only here
till he figures out who he is.
405
00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,594
Then we fob him off
on someone who actually knows him.
406
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,129
- Fine.
- Fine.
407
00:25:04,214 --> 00:25:05,344
He stays out of my room.
408
00:25:09,558 --> 00:25:10,558
What now then?
409
00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:14,231
I don't know.
Suppose I can get rid of the litter tray.
410
00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:15,357
Or do I get a big one?
411
00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,874
No. Do you want me
to keep trying to make you afraid?
412
00:25:18,535 --> 00:25:21,535
Carrie, if that didn't shake a power
out of me, I don't think anything will.
413
00:25:26,299 --> 00:25:28,029
Do you think my power
could still be tit-based?
414
00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,563
100%. Yeah.
415
00:25:30,057 --> 00:25:32,137
To me,
they're pretty powerful as they are.
416
00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:34,148
One's a bit more powerful than the other.
But…
417
00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:39,119
I'll make your powerful tits some tea.
418
00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:35,398
Just wanted to make sure.
419
00:26:58,024 --> 00:27:01,204
♪ You never doubted it
You're so proud of it ♪
420
00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:03,951
♪ You straight shouted it
You sold out of it ♪
421
00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:06,746
♪ You couldn't care less
You're like a kid, yes ♪
422
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,304
♪ You think it's endless
Endless, endless ♪
423
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,550
♪ You think you started this
It doesn't bother us ♪
424
00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:15,137
♪ No clue about it
No, you never knew about it ♪
425
00:27:15,225 --> 00:27:17,975
♪ You need the spotlight
You need to sit tight ♪