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Wh... Whoa. Whoa.
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Jizzlord, please ask Carrie
what these little red dots are.
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Carrie, Jen wants to know...
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Tell Jennifer those red dots are stickers,
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and they denote everything
that is my property,
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and that if I bought it, she can't use it.
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Jen, Carrie says...
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Tell Carrie that I have bought loads
of stuff for this flat.
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Like…
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Like this.
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Carrie, Jen...
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Well, tell Jennifer she can't have
a red onion for breakfast.
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Jen, Carrie says you can't have
a red onion for breakfast.
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Oh, yeah?
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♪ This is who I am ♪
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♪ This is what I do ♪
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♪ This is who I am ♪
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♪ Who the fuck are you? ♪
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I'm just triple-checking
that the consultation is still free.
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Like, zero-pounds free?
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Yeah... No, I know I called earlier. I...
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No, I don't know what could
possibly have changed since then, Denise.
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You don't need to be sarcastic.
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Are you going to that clinic today?
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Yeah. First step to getting a power.
Big day. All right, keys…
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Could you give this to them?
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- What is it?
- Bloods.
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I thought they could do
that "dina" testing.
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There is so much of it.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Took me ages. Uh, I kept falling asleep.
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What... Do you mean DNA testing?
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Probably, yeah.
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Is that the thing where they tell you
who your mum and dad are?
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Usually,
you just send your spit in the post.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Uh, c-could you help me with that?
- Not today.
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You can't rely on me
to help you all the time.
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Oh, holy crap! Yo,
it's really... Oh, holy crap. Yo, it's...
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Nerd!
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There I go.
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This isn't healthy. You have to move on.
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I think you feel guilty, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- So make amends.
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Apologise to the people you've let down.
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Please? Do it for me.
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I miss my boyfriend.
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Really?
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Yeah. He's pretty fun.
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- And hot?
- Oh, yeah.
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He's got shiny, lustrous hair, dark eyes,
rippling emotional maturity.
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Okay. I'll do it for you.
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Have you brought the air fryer
into the bed?
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Then I don't need to go to the kitchen
to make hash browns.
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I'm struggling.
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♪ She lamented far from home ♪
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♪ You flew straight to Mexico ♪
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♪ Over the bridge and across the wall ♪
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♪ Built around like cracker drool ♪
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♪ Grab your gun and turn his hand ♪
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♪ You're walking across
The promised land ♪
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♪ Settle down and drink your joe ♪
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Hey.
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Oh, thanks.
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You've got a very smooth back.
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Thank you.
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My name's Hannah, by the way.
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- Oh, mine's, uh...
- Gem?
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I can feel you tracing.
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Uh, Jen. But close enough.
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Did you just draw a penis?
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Have you been here before?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, this is my monthly check-in.
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Still no powers yet.
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So awkward.
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- Wait, are you 25?
- Yeah.
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Me too.
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I haven't met anyone who's waited
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- so long.
- So long.
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You're like me.
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Oh, good. You finished.
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Here's the rest.
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Medical history form,
patient questionnaire.
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You also need to write
a short personal essay.
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My hand slipped.
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This is going to take me hours.
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I know a much better room to do that in.
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♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me ♪
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"Do you feel like your primary caregiver
hugged you to a satisfactory degree?"
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What kind of questions are these?
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Oh, yeah.
They get all up in your business.
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They wanna talk about your trauma
and your feelings.
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Gross.
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Isn't there, like,
some experimental surgery they can do?
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No. I asked.
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- Why did you decide to go?
- Honestly?
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It's that pitying look they give you
when you tell them.
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Yeah, they look at me
like I'm a sick hedgehog.
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I just can't take it.
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Do you know what the worst is?
"It'll happen when you least expect it."
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Oh, God. I hate that.
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- Like, I am least expecting it right now.
- Mm-hmm.
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Anything? No.
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Do you want a proper drink?
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No, I shouldn't.
No, I need to return all this.
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Okay.
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I mean, a half is fine.
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- It's just a half.
- Just a little baby half.
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- It's a half.
- Just a half.
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Why are you and Jen fighting?
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Because we had an argument.
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- Why?
- Because Jen's a terrible person.
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- Why?
- Because she's selfish.
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- Why?
- I don't know. I'm not a therapist.
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- Why?
- I get too emotionally invested,
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a-and I didn't do the right A levels.
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Jen yelled at me this morning,
and she wouldn't help me with my bloods.
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We don't need Jen.
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I think I do. She buys my food.
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Our erotic jigsaw collection.
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{\an8}Me and Jen found these a few years ago,
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and we've been working our way
through them.
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- We made a whole night of it.
- Face masks. Margaritas.
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I have a very precise system
for jigsawing,
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but Jen would just dive right in,
and it would be chaos.
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It would take us all night.
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Would be a shame
if we couldn't finish them together.
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♪ Let's pass the time ♪
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♪ Me and you, you and me ♪
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♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪
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♪ There's never ever been
Two friends quite like we ♪
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Oh.
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♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪
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You going somewhere?
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Oh, no.
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Well, yeah, Florida.
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I've been a little afraid of the outside
since the...
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Since the bashing.
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So, um, thought that
I'd just take the plunge, literally.
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I'm gonna go swim with the dolphins.
Heard it's very therapeutic.
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And they're fish, so I can summon them.
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Dolphins are mammals, mate.
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I wanted to, uh, say sorry.
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This means a lot.
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Well…
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Are those for the rest of the boys?
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Yeah. Enjoy Florida.
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Can I... Can I come see them with you?
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I don't really wanna go anymore.
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This is more of a solo effort.
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Not a lad's farewell tour kind of thing.
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If it were a lad's farewell tour kind
of thing, we could get T-shirts made up.
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But it's just like... like,
everyone thinks they're better than you.
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But it's just random.
Like, it's all random.
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And boom! You can fly.
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Boom! You can heal people.
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Boom! You can fucking talk to bread.
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But you...
You didn't do anything to earn that.
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You don't deserve to know
what bread's feeling.
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Exactly, exactly.
Like, it's just so unfair.
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I feel like all the odds
are stacked against us.
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You know what I mean?
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- Again. Do the first one.
- I like that one.
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- Come on.
- Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait. This is the best one.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, do it.
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Yes, this one. Just keep it.
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Oh, fuck off.
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Right? I can do that. It's called a wig.
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I dread to think what her pubes look like.
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Do you ever feel it's like everyone
is in this big secret club,
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- and you're the only one not invited?
- Totally.
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We should just start a club,
just you and me.
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Yeah, and then they'll be the ones
that's left out.
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Yeah.
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You are so pretty, by the way.
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You're so pretty.
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And I think... I think...
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No, it is definitely not too soon
to say this.
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I think you are the Princess Diana
of our generation.
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Seriously.
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I have been waiting my whole life
for someone to say that to me.
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- Oh?
- Someone's had too much.
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I dare you to cut off her ponytail.
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- I can't do that.
- Yes, you can.
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She can fix it in a second.
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♪ Your opinion don't mean none ♪
'Cause we don't care ♪
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It's something about the car for me.
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Really? I'd love to see it.
Um, I mean, what car do you drive?
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What the hell?
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♪ That's why your opinion
Don't mean none ♪
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Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
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♪ Why?
'Cause I did not ask, no ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm not bothered
What? ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck, no ♪
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♪ If you don't think that I am lit
Know I know myself, yeah ♪
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A cheese single at midnight?
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- Jesus!
- Come on. You're not recently divorced.
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Sorry, sorry.
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It's just me. I thought I'd surprise you.
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Don't spring him on me like some sort
of grief Jack-in-the-box. Fucking hell.
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I thought you'd wanna talk about
how your consultation went.
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I didn't finish it.
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Jen. Why not?
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Me and Hannah went to the pub.
We lost track of time.
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Plus, I'll go back, so…
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Who's Hannah?
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Hannah is my new friend.
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Actually, she's my best friend,
and she's really cool,
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and she doesn't act like she's my mum.
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Well, I've got a new best friend too.
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Carrie, the people at Lush are paid
to talk to you like that.
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- We've been through this.
- Jizzlord.
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He's my cat... Man. He's my man.
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No, no. No, he's not my man,
but you know what I mean.
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I thought you were too busy
with your new cool friend.
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I am. Couldn't care less what you two do.
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We're going to do
an erotic jigsaw tomorrow night.
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- You're doing an EJ?
- Whole hog.
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- You can't. They're mine. I bought them.
- No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I did. I remember
because the bank called me to ask
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if I was sure I wanted to spend £200
on erotic jigsaws, and I said, yeah.
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And then they lowered my overdraft limit.
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- Well, we've always shared them.
- Not anymore.
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All right, well,
now that we've settled that,
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I think I'm ready to speak to my dad.
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I think my heart has
just about stopped palpitating.
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No.
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What do you mean, "no"? You just offered.
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I rescind it.
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You can't rescind my dead dad.
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I rescind it.
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If you don't need me, then I guess
you don't need my power either.
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I don't know if I can do this.
Do you think he'll be mad?
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No, Ade's lovely. He'll understand.
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Twenty-six hours.
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I-I was stuck in that wall for 26 hours.
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Someone thought I was a Banksy.
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They sent a local news crew out.
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- Someone made an NFT of it.
- Ow.
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Sorry, sorry.
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An insurance broker in the Netherlands
owns the copyright on my arse.
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Do you know how that feels?
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Use your words.
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"Firstly, I would like to extend
my most sincere apologies
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for the unfortunate events that transpired
on the night of the 12th."
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I just wanted to do something big,
you know?
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Just feel kind of useless
most of the time.
250
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,375
Like no one really needs me.
251
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,375
I'm not a leader.
252
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:12,709
Not a hero.
253
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:14,667
I'm a failure.
254
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,417
I'll send you your Toblerones in the post
in case you want them later.
255
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,500
Kash.
256
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,625
You just did exactly what a leader does.
You took responsibility.
257
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,333
That's not easy to do.
258
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:32,041
Yeah. I don't think
you're incompetent, necessarily.
259
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,792
Just think we had bad luck.
260
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:37,250
Yeah. I bet if we had one more crack
at it, we'd blow everyone away.
261
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,375
How's that pressure?
262
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,917
What, get back together?
263
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,667
I'd come back older and wiser.
264
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,959
Rising from the ashes like a phoenix.
265
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,709
I'm not depressed.
266
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,667
I'm in the middle of a redemption arc.
267
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,625
Yeah, it all makes sense now.
268
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,709
This isn't a lad's farewell tour.
269
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,917
This is an assembling.
270
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:08,083
We're in the middle of an assembling!
271
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,625
Guys, guys, guys, guys, please.
272
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,250
I'm still working.
273
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:32,125
Hey, so I know
you're upset about the erotic jigsaw,
274
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,375
so I made you a new one.
275
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:39,834
But this is just a drawing
of a dog in a hat.
276
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:44,834
Yeah, I don't know what "erotic" means
or what a jigsaw is.
277
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,875
Hey, sorry I'm late.
278
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,458
Yeah, the pub's not open yet.
279
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,250
- Fuck.
- Why did you wanna meet here?
280
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,750
I left all my clinic forms behind me
last night.
281
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,125
And I want to return this
in case anyone was looking for it.
282
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,041
Maybe they could glue it back on.
283
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,500
I was actually thinking about
what you said last night.
284
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,750
It is so fucked, isn't it?
285
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,291
- Oh, yeah. Society!
- Yeah.
286
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:16,000
So I quit.
I'm not going back to the clinic.
287
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:18,125
- Ever?
- Ever.
288
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,458
Did you have fun last night?
289
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,542
Yeah.
290
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,041
Did you need a power to do that?
291
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,750
No.
292
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,208
Right, so let's just have fun.
293
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,875
Yeah. Fuck it.
294
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,999
Why am I doing homework on the weekend?
It can wait.
295
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,291
Right. The world owes us, Jen.
296
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,834
We can do whatever we want.
297
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,583
Oh, I feel so free.
298
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,333
Maybe I should take my bra off.
299
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,552
♪ I walked in the building
With attitude... ♪
300
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,583
I hate this so much.
301
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,375
He's gonna be such little a dick about it.
302
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,625
Maybe we should do Randall first?
303
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,834
It's a small sacrifice to make.
304
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,166
Think about the group.
305
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,291
Firstly, I would like to apologise for my…
306
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,500
Why are you in your suit?
307
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,000
No reason.
308
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,750
I accept your apology. Goodbye.
309
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,583
Oh, what are you pussies doing here?
310
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,291
Are you joining? Sick.
311
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208
Joining what?
312
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,709
You little slut.
313
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,667
Well, you can't be mad at me
for moving on.
314
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,959
We were a band of brothers.
315
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:53,917
Oh, you were a band of losers.
It was never gonna work.
316
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,166
If anything,
you should be grateful to Kash
317
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,834
for putting you out of your misery.
318
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,417
No. Don't talk about them like that.
319
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,083
Or what? What are they gonna do?
320
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,000
Throw a haddock at me?
321
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,208
Get stuck in a wall at me?
322
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,834
Let's go. Right now. You and me.
323
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:18,667
Okay.
324
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,625
No, seriously, come on. Hit me.
325
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,166
Oh, no, no, no.
326
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,375
No, really try this time.
327
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,917
- You see the pattern here, right?
- Wait. What am I doing?
328
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:40,667
No, Kash, don't you...
329
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,750
- Oh, God. Kash, did you...
- Yo, yo!
330
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,250
Trust me. He will have deserved it.
331
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,709
What are you pussies doing here?
332
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,458
Randall, come with us.
333
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,166
The boys are back in town.
334
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,709
♪ Who that? Who that? Who that? ♪
335
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,083
♪ That bitch is back ♪
336
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,166
♪ Who there? Who there? Who there? ♪
337
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,250
♪ I will attack ♪
338
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,417
- Oh, my God.
- Ow!
339
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,917
Too easy.
340
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,041
Ten points if you get a head shot.
341
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,250
♪ Welcome to the circus ♪
342
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,959
♪ I'm causing a disturbance ♪
343
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:22,083
♪ It's a rocket in my pocket
And I'm not gonna stop it ♪
344
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,875
Oy, what'd you do that for?
345
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,959
Yes, mate.
346
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,750
- Hey! Little shit!
- That was good.
347
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,959
Yeah, I was thinking, maybe we should try
and find more people who are like us.
348
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,834
What, like, make the club a little bigger?
349
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,333
Yeah. I know, we could have a group chat.
350
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,333
Have a place where we all hang out.
351
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,959
Yes. Our own island.
352
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,333
Yeah, or maybe, like, a bar.
353
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,267
Except we don't let
anyone with powers in, yeah.
354
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:48,417
Yes, and we can have, like,
a secret handshake and a password.
355
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,208
Oh! And we could get matching tattoos.
356
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,917
Oh, my God. Should we do that now?
357
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,583
Jen?
358
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,959
What are you doing on a roof?
359
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,792
Uh, nothing, nothing.
360
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,333
Just being crazy.
361
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,417
Ah! What's she gonna do next?
She's so spontaneous. Ah!
362
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,750
Right.
363
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,250
Uh, where you going?
364
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,667
Out. Bossa nova night at Moth Bar.
365
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,542
Oh.
366
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,458
Can I join?
367
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:20,125
You are so funny, Jen. I love it.
368
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,959
- What was that?
- Oh, yeah.
369
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:33,458
Um, might not seem like it, but that's
actually better than it usually goes.
370
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,393
Look, you're not rejecting people with
powers if you're drooling over fly boys.
371
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,709
I am not drooling.
372
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,125
And I hate powers just as much as you do.
373
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,959
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
374
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,041
- I'll prove it.
- How?
375
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,166
♪ Bitch, I've been ♪
376
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,083
Do you have a latex allergy?
377
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,375
♪ Yeah ♪
378
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,458
This is a bad idea!
379
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,875
We just got here! Just give it a minute!
380
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,125
What?
381
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,709
I can't hear you!
382
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,667
Oh, it's just stopped.
383
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,291
Well, that's convenient.
384
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,792
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
385
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,417
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit
I don't know shit ♪
386
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,583
I'm gonna fuck it up.
387
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,333
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know ♪
388
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:20,792
♪ Over rewarded ♪
389
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,834
♪ Surrounded by over rewarded
And easily praised
390
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,458
♪ 'Cause aren't you a good boy? ♪
391
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:25,875
♪ Got your perfect life... ♪
392
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:27,458
Do it. Do it!
393
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:30,000
♪ I am a King?
I never wrote a single thing ♪
394
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,750
Oh, my God!
395
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,333
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
396
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:38,417
♪ I don't know shit ♪
397
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,166
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
398
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,959
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
399
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,709
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit
I don't know shit ♪
400
00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:46,000
Fuck you, Denise!
401
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,208
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
402
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,709
I'm pissing on the desk.
403
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,166
- Why?
- I don't know.
404
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,542
I love this.
405
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,417
Do you see any tissues anywhere?
406
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,166
Jen?
407
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,291
Hannah?
408
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,959
Oh, Jen.
409
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,625
What's going on?
410
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,041
I don't know.
411
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,792
Hannah! What the fuck?
412
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,417
I think I can teleport.
413
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,041
This is so fucking cool!
414
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,625
Mmm. Right. Really cool.
415
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,834
I guess that's the end of our club.
416
00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:47,625
Just because I've got powers now
doesn't mean that anything's gonna change.
417
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,417
Hey, I'm not going anywhere.
418
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,917
♪ ...after the storm ♪
419
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,166
♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪
420
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,250
Hey.
421
00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,542
Oh, shit.
422
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,458
What do you think you're doing here? Hey?
423
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,208
♪ System lagging
Think we need a reboot ♪
424
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,959
♪ Feeling stranded
Got me feeling feeble ♪
425
00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,542
Get back here, you!
426
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,500
♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪
427
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:17,250
♪ And you're cast aside ♪
428
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,667
Guess who's a guilt-free man.
429
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:27,583
I'm so proud of you!
430
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:31,750
Now you can move on to other things.
Better things. Adult things.
431
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,559
We could go on a couple's mini-break.
Oh, that would be fun, wouldn't it?
432
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,543
I'm not gonna have time
to do something like that.
433
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,125
The vigilante group's officially rebooted.
434
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,625
- What?
- Yeah.
435
00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:43,125
We're streamlined, we're hungry,
we're hyped.
436
00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:48,750
Thanks for pushing me. None of this
would've happened if it wasn't for you.
437
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:04,208
♪ You could probably say I'm difficult ♪
438
00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,458
Do it!
439
00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:07,917
- Oh, my days!
- Oh, yeah.
440
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,667
- What the fuck?
- I can do a better one.
441
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,250
- I'm gonna do a better one.
- Do it.
442
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,333
Okay, fine.
443
00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:15,250
Oh, my God!
444
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,542
Someone got her power yesterday.
445
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,000
What was it? A couple days ago?
446
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,792
Made you a cup of tea.
447
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:33,750
♪ I'm usually only waiting for you
To stop talking so that I can ♪
448
00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:37,166
I saw it on television. It makes
everything better for some reason.
449
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:45,709
Carrie really wants to finish
those jigsaws with you.
450
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,959
She seems quite sad.
451
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,709
It's too late. She hates me.
452
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,041
So you're gonna shun her
and never talk to her again? Okay.
453
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,417
No, what? No. I'm not gonna do that.
454
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,875
So you gonna be friends again?
455
00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:03,041
Probably, but it's...
It's not that simple.
456
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,333
Do you wanna be her friend?
457
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:07,250
Yeah.
458
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,041
She wants to be your friend?
459
00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,166
I hope so.
460
00:25:10,792 --> 00:25:14,667
♪ ...while it's still a crime
And don't forget... ♪
461
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,959
I must have the word "simple" wrong.
462
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,166
♪ You could be laughing... ♪
463
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,291
It tastes funny.
464
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:25,875
Oh, yeah. Um...
465
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:29,208
Tea didn't really seem like enough,
so I put a lot of painkillers in it.
466
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,723
All right. I'm just gonna put that there.
467
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:39,667
♪ Half of the time
I think I'm in some movie ♪
468
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:44,417
♪ I play the underdog of course ♪
469
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:51,959
♪ I wonder who they'll get to play me ♪
470
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:57,959
♪ Maybe they could dig up
Richard Burton's corpse ♪
471
00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:05,208
♪ I am not who you think I am ♪
472
00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:11,250
♪ I am quite angry ♪
♪ Which I barely can conceal ♪
473
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:19,917
♪ You think I hate myself
It's you I hate ♪
474
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,417
♪ Because you have the nerve
To make me feel ♪
475
00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:34,750
♪ But I am the greatest motherfucker that
You're ever gonna meet ♪
476
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:58,125
Does this look like a man's nipple
or a woman's nipple to you?
477
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:00,750
Hmm.
478
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,875
Man's. It's got a hair on it.
479
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:04,500
No guarantee.
480
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,333
Man's. Trust me.
481
00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,250
Armpit or bum cleft?
482
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,875
Oh, that's a hard one. I wanna say armpit.
483
00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:20,542
Although that does look very "clefty."
484
00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:28,000
This one, over there.
485
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,500
How am I supposed to know
what blood type I am?
486
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,041
AB positive.
487
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,834
And you're O negative?
488
00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:43,166
Not even close.
489
00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,000
But I appreciate the effort.
490
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,875
Thank you.
491
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,542
It's going to be a two-way street
from now on.
492
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,041
Burden me with your problems.
493
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:55,208
- My problem?
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:56,375
Oh.
495
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,417
Oh, this is weird doing it this way round,
isn't it?
496
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,917
Mmm.
497
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,625
Can't really think of anything.
498
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,458
Mmm.
499
00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,542
Except maybe one tiny little thing.
500
00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,542
Kash is back with his old vigilante group,
501
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,333
and I hate it, and I think
it's gonna ruin our relationship.
502
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,291
But apart from that, fine.
503
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:22,166
♪ Cool, bright, strong and unique ♪
504
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,500
{\an8}♪ Yeah, we're beautiful ♪
505
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:28,583
Is it just me,
or does it smell a bit like piss in here?
506
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:33,083
I don't smell anything.
507
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,208
♪ Every day we get get get it done ♪
508
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:42,208
- ♪ Super powers, we got super powers ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
509
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:46,208
- ♪ Super powers, super super powers ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we got it ♪
510
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,208
- ♪ Super powers, we got super powers ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we got it, uh-huh ♪
511
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:52,208
- ♪ Super powers ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
512
00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:53,709
♪ You already know ♪
513
00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:55,959
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
514
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:57,917
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
515
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,834
♪ We're heroes ♪
516
00:29:00,417 --> 00:29:01,583
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
517
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,709
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
518
00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:05,208
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
519
00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:06,709
♪ You already know ♪
520
00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,709
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
521
00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:11,333
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
522
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,291
♪ We're heroes ♪
523
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,041
- ♪ We're heroes, yo ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
524
00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:17,208
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
525
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,083
- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
- ♪ We're heroes ♪
526
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:21,000
♪ We're heroes ♪
527
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,166
♪ You already know ♪