1 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,228 What are you doing? 2 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,649 Oh, uh, the pink annoys my eyes, so I'm making a few changes. 3 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,484 -It's my room. -It's our room. 4 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,153 I'm moving in. 5 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,696 What? No, you're not. 6 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,031 But we kissed. 7 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,073 Yeah, but... 8 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,784 I spent all morning moving my stuff from the bathroom. 9 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,455 I'll help you put it back. 10 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,167 It's just people don't usually move in together after just one kiss. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:48,965 So, do you wanna keep the mural or no? 12 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,984 So, the clinic's a no go then? 13 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,319 Looks like it. 14 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,821 And you're sure they won't, like, do you a favour? 15 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,574 Just leave it. It's not gonna happen. 16 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:17,160 Well, at least you tried. That's all you can ask. 17 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,581 So, any men on the go? 18 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,334 -Ew, Dad! -Come on. I love a bit of gossip. 19 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,169 Uh, Carrie's gonna break up with Kash. 20 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,712 No, I'm not. 21 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:29,756 I'm not, Martin. 22 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,218 We just need to sit down and talk about where we see this going, 23 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,345 and our expectations, and what we need. 24 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,972 Yeah. Sounds like you're gonna break up with him. 25 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,477 Look, I love Kash, and I don't want to see him get hurt. 26 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,523 But, I think, if you have a better time with a man who's been dead for 400 years, 27 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:47,774 it's a bit of a red flag. 28 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:52,112 I know. I just don't know how I'm gonna broach it with him. 29 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:54,864 Don't ask me. 30 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:56,574 If I'm not feeling it, 31 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,619 I usually just send them a text saying I don't have time to date anyone 32 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,621 because I've discovered an invisible treasure map 33 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,790 on the back of the Declaration of Independence. 34 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,126 -You National Treasure them? -I National Treasure them. 35 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:07,710 Well, I'm not doing that. 36 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,713 I'm just gonna be an adult and say, "Hey, can we have a quick chat?" 37 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:15,135 God, that's a bit dramatic, though, isn't it? 38 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:25,603 Kash, I-- 39 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,189 -Surprise! 40 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,233 I'm throwing you a surprise party! 41 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,568 Yay! 42 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,198 -But why? -'Cause I love you. 43 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,200 -Whoo-hoo! -Where's the party? 44 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,410 Well, it's happening later. 45 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,246 It's not really a surprise then, is it? You just told her. 46 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,166 Well, you'd expect the surprise to come 47 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,376 at the same time as the party, wouldn't you? 48 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,545 So really, uh, this is even more surprising. 49 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,923 Well, I don't want to have a party. 50 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,050 We're having a party? 51 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,808 Well, I do have a slutty dress I want to wear. 52 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,560 -Yes! 53 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,063 What's a party? 54 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,033 What do you think? 55 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,040 I think a serial killer did this. 56 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,459 I love it. 57 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:34,714 Aw, my favourite flowers. 58 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,600 This is strange, right? 59 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,310 Yes. It's not just you. 60 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:51,189 Ooh, I'd better empty the recycling now so that we have adequate space 61 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,274 when it comes to clearing up tomorrow morning. 62 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,567 You've thought of everything. 63 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,533 Isn't this amazing? 64 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,202 You genuinely like it? 65 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,663 Maybe we're made for each other. 66 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,873 You both agree balloons are fun. 67 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,376 I don't think that's the foundation for a lifelong partnership. 68 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:20,468 I can't have the talk with him tonight though. It will ruin his party. 69 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:23,930 It's your party. This is the perfect time. He has to listen to you. 70 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:27,558 You're right. I'm doing it tonight. 71 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:28,643 Start the chat. 72 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,813 Get your head in the game, Carrie! 73 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,990 -Have you tried the hummus? -I love you. 74 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,658 -Thank you. -What is it? 75 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,118 Chickpeas. 76 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,874 -Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. -No. No, it's fine. It's just, 77 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,376 public kissing is maybe a bit... 78 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,795 -Yeah. -Let's just take things slow. 79 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,848 No, no. I don't want a natty wine, young man. 80 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,517 Is that my mum? Oh, for fuck's sake! 81 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,893 -Let's go say hello. -No! 82 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:15,940 No, not right now. Just you stay here and be normal. 83 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:31,748 Why are you here? 84 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,042 Your crisp selection is absolutely baffling. 85 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,712 Thai sweet chilli, but no cheese and onion? It's unnatural. 86 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,422 Why are you here? 87 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,965 So, I can't go to a party now? 88 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,091 Where's Andy and Ian? 89 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,053 Don't even talk to me. I had to leave that house. 90 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,638 Andy is being a total brat. 91 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,849 "My life's ruined this. I'm a freak that." 92 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,268 And all I said to her was that she needed to stop whingeing 93 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,895 and pull herself up by the bootstraps. 94 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,731 So I thought I'd focus on you now. 95 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,692 -What do you mean? -I'm gonna sort your life out. 96 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,652 Is there anything you need help with? 97 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,821 You're very single. 98 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,907 No career prospects. 99 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,368 The hair. 100 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,371 I do not need any help. I'm fine. 101 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:16,167 Hey, why don't you mingle? Why don't you talk to this guy? 102 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,008 -Gordon! -Jennifer. 103 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,220 It's not a costume party. 104 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,641 I know. It's-It's the new me. 105 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,767 I'm embracing my power. 106 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:36,270 I'm the "come" guy. So I should act like the "come" guy. 107 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,815 Ladies. 108 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:42,527 Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum. 109 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,611 Mum, Gordon. 110 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,737 Bye. 111 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:45,822 Hello. 112 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,740 Do not touch her! 113 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,743 Right. We'll wait for him. 114 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,037 I'll bring her over here for a conversation. 115 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,582 Get him talking about how much he likes her. 116 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,335 -Yeah, I know. 117 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,879 Oi! Come on. Get it down ya! Down it! 118 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,590 Down it! Down it! Down it! Down it! 119 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,342 Down it! Down it! 120 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,806 Okay, who wants to play strip poker? 121 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,185 Just me. That's fine. 122 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,274 -Put that away. -Join in when you're ready. 123 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:32,994 And you have to take your whole trousers off every time? 124 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:36,664 Yeah, I was looking into getting a pair made with a flap in the back. 125 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,583 -Jen. -Thank God. 126 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,877 You're a lifesaver. 127 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:45,715 Did you see? Kash made macarons. He remembered they're my favourite. 128 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,966 I mean, they're bad. 129 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,093 I wouldn't actually eat them, but... 130 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,012 Carrie, focus! 131 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,222 What is the one thing you're supposed to be doing tonight? 132 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,932 Balls. 133 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:58,895 I swear I keep meaning to bring it up, but I just keep getting sidetracked. 134 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,938 And he's gone to all this effort. 135 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,149 I know it's hard, but you have to push through. 136 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,317 Block everything else out, 137 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,319 and just get the words out as quick as you can. 138 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,707 -Hey, can we have a chat? -Of course. 139 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,833 So... 140 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,836 I feel like the adult in the relationship, 141 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,173 and sometimes I feel more like your mum than your girlfriend. 142 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,383 And I need you to be more mature. 143 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,801 I hear you. 144 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,804 Is there something I can do to prove to you that I'm listening? 145 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:42,104 I suppose you could start looking for a stable job. 146 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,189 That would help. 147 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:46,108 Oh, that's a good one. I haven't tried that yet. 148 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,401 Wait, no! Don't! 149 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,695 Kash, can we... 150 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,083 Mm-hmm. References? Yeah, I can get them in before then. Definitely. 151 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,337 And the interview will be at 1:00 p.m. on a Wednesday? 152 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,297 Yeah! Yeah, I can do that. 153 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:22,144 So it's a devised theatre piece 154 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:26,315 about three undocumented cleaners with invisibility 155 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:31,779 because they are invisible to society. 156 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,658 No. 157 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,038 She just keeps trying to talk to me. It's exhausting. 158 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,249 You could just talk to your girlfriend. 159 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,961 No. No, it's the break-up chat. I can feel it. 160 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,964 -She's been very unhappy lately. -How long have you been doing this? 161 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,717 -I've been awake for 28 hours. -You can't keep going forever, mate. 162 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,094 No, I don't need to. I'm gathering information. 163 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:58,598 See, if I know why she's breaking up with me, I can stop it. 164 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,141 I can fix it. 165 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,475 I'm just running out of energy. 166 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,893 Have you tried these? 167 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,688 It puts Red Bull to shame. 168 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,317 It's technically classified as an industrial lubricant in the EU. 169 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,776 So you know it's good. 170 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,824 Yeah? 171 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,626 You got any more? 172 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,838 So, what happens if you touch yourself? 173 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,840 Nothing. And the ironic thing is, 174 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,301 it actually takes me quite a while to climax. 175 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,053 Particularly with a new partner. 176 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,723 You're Jen's mum. 177 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,600 I think she doesn't want me to talk to you. 178 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:46,312 Oh, of course she doesn't. She may as well push me out the door. 179 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,439 She's very confusing. 180 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,734 Don't even start. I can never tell what's going on with her. 181 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,320 Oh, well, she's having a terrible time right now. 182 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,072 No, no. She told me she's fine. 183 00:10:56,155 --> 00:11:00,242 Uh, no. She wants to go to the clinic so they can help her find her power. 184 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,411 Because she feels left out without one. 185 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,789 But it costs money, and she doesn't have that. 186 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,457 So they won't let her in. 187 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,753 That seems like something you'd mention. 188 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,172 She talks about it with her dad all the time. 189 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,965 Did you know he's dead? 190 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:16,926 I'm aware. 191 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,680 Excuse me. 192 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,730 Have we met? 193 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,482 I don't think so. 194 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,319 After you. 195 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,541 You've brought way too much, man. You're gonna crash. 196 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,168 Desperate times means desperate-- Whatever it is. 197 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,004 Have you seen a girl? She's about this tall. 198 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,340 Irish, but not the scary kind. 199 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,842 Jen. 200 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,554 -What are you doing here? -I've been texting. You haven't replied. 201 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,559 Did you come all this way just to check in on me? 202 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,728 You usually respond straight away. I assumed you were dead. 203 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,020 No, no, I've just been busy. 204 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,022 -With what? -Hello. 205 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,443 Who likes a party? Because this boy does. 206 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,862 We don't need any pills, mate. We're good. 207 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,197 No. No. I'm not a drugs-man. I'm Jen's boyfriend. 208 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,742 Boyfriend? 209 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:23,951 -Yeah. -No. 210 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,079 Luke, why don't you go get yourself a drink? Help yourself to anything. 211 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,711 What about "taking things slow" is introducing me as your girlfriend? 212 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,046 -Aren't you? -It's complicated. 213 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,715 You say everything's complicated. 214 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,217 Because it is! The real world is complicated! 215 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:44,680 I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things, but you're the one thing that makes sense. 216 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,224 Do you even hear what I'm saying? 217 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,393 Maybe we should just give each other some space. 218 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,770 What? 219 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,147 Maybe we should give each other some space! 220 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,649 Jen, someone's in your room. 221 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,532 Can you read? 222 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,744 What are you doing? 223 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,288 -I'm hacking your computer. 224 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,999 I've been taking IT classes. I know what all the bits are for now. 225 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,709 Stop it. Why would you do that? 226 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,253 Well, it's the only way to know what's going on in your life. 227 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,838 Seeing as you won't tell me. 228 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,925 Please be more cryptic so I fully understand what's happening. 229 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:25,179 You receive a lot of marketing emails from a place called "The Clinic." 230 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,391 -Why didn't you come to me about it? -Because you're judgmental. 231 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,519 Every time I talk to you, you make me feel like shit. 232 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,062 It only seems like that 233 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,356 because a lot of the choices you make are wrong. 234 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,442 Oh, okay, so i-if I was just perfect, this wouldn't be an issue? 235 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,985 -Yes! -You know, I used to be jealous 236 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,195 that Andy was your favourite. 237 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,655 But now, I think I dodged a bullet. 238 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,825 You're not one to talk about favourites. 239 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,201 What are you talking about? 240 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,454 You're a monster if people think you have a favourite child. 241 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,666 But no one bats an eye if you have a favourite parent. 242 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,918 So I talk to Dad. Big deal. 243 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,461 You'll talk to him but not me? 244 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,048 Yeah, I do! Because he doesn't judge me or try to fix me! 245 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,591 He's just-- He's just there. 246 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,010 He's not there! I am! 247 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,100 I'm right here! 248 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,232 Yeah, I know. 249 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,781 I shouldn't have brought him up. 250 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,783 It's fine. 251 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,912 -Do you want me to leave? -No, no. No, you can stay. It... 252 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,624 Although, I think we've run out of crisps. 253 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,334 What? It's only 11:00. 254 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,170 Jesus Christ. Who did the Ocado, Bobby Sands? 255 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,932 Better go down there before someone takes the last sweet chilli. 256 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,451 -Are you okay? -No, I'm fine. Let's dance. 257 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,166 Kash, while I have you, we should probably-- 258 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,001 Talk? Okay. 259 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,795 Cheers, Carrie. Great party. 260 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,215 Actually, it's fine. Never mind. 261 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,019 We have a problem. 262 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,106 Okay, I still don't get it. 263 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,901 He's turning back time every time I try and have the chat with him. 264 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,820 -That's not good. -Not good? It's effed up! 265 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,948 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, relax. 266 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,158 He knows exactly what I'm gonna do, 267 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,702 so he knows exactly how to throw me off. 268 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,205 I can't believe he'd do this to me during my party. 269 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,707 Carrie. The party's part of it. 270 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,626 Oh, my God. 271 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,629 Do you think he's been avoiding you? 272 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,131 Of course he has. I've been chasing him all evening. 273 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,050 He's only making it worse. 274 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,011 I swear to God, I've never met anyone so stupid with this stuff. 275 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,096 He's hopeless. 276 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,768 What if he's been doing this our whole relationship? 277 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,603 I guess you don't need to have the talk anymore. 278 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,398 How am I ever gonna trust him again? How am I even gonna break up with him? 279 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,650 It doesn't matter what I do. He'll just keep turning back time. 280 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,151 Maybe I already have. 281 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,903 He's bound to run out of energy at some point. 282 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,740 Usually he just carb loads, but I haven't seen him eat much. 283 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,326 Is he taking drugs? 284 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,496 Oh, God. It's meth, isn't it? 285 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,211 Hey, fuck off. My house. 286 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,755 Bingo. 287 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,549 I knew they were up to something. 288 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,893 Hey, um, Carrie said she wants to have a quick chat with you. 289 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,823 Poor fucker. 290 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,408 There you are. 291 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,744 I made you a cocktail. 292 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,624 It's just wine. 293 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,418 Yeah, but it's got a little umbrella in it. 294 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,836 Yeah, it's good. 295 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:32,468 So, I was thinking, how would you like to go for a little flight? 296 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,345 I could take off right now, if you like. It's a beautiful night. 297 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,889 Really? Me? 298 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,101 There's not a hotter, taller woman standing behind me, is there? 299 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,394 Because that has happened before. 300 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:46,356 No, it's just you and me. 301 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,488 Um, do you wanna go outside then? 302 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,615 Yeah. 303 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,666 They're gone. 304 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,213 I know. 305 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,881 Randall, come on. Make me a new can. 306 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,345 Kash, I'm... 307 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,973 I don't wanna do this. 308 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,058 So don't. 309 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,936 Just don't. Please. I can fix it. 310 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,897 -Not this time. -Randall, come on! Hurry up! 311 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,525 I'm not a vending machine, mate. It's gonna take a while. 312 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,903 Don't say it. 313 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,448 I think we should break up. 314 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,745 I think we should break up. 315 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,125 I think we should break-- 316 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,086 ...break up. 317 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,842 I think we should break up. 318 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,477 You need sleep. Let's get you to bed. 319 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,525 I'm sorry. 320 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,743 Are you sure your boyfriend's not gonna mind? 321 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,038 Oh. Oh, So that's what it is. You're jealous. 322 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,793 That you have a boyfriend? Maybe. 323 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,920 Of that boyfriend in particular, no. 324 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,797 Why not? 325 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:37,718 Come on, really? Just seems like a bit of a weirdo. 326 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,970 Come on. 327 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,972 He's not a weirdo. 328 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,101 He's a bit different, but that doesn't mean he's not good. 329 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,063 Sure. 330 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,357 Look, you don't know him. 331 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,818 He's kind, and he's funny. 332 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,988 Not intentionally, most of the time, but he makes me laugh. 333 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,116 And he always has the dumbest questions. 334 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,618 But it's like there's a logic to them. 335 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,622 And he actually wants to be with me. 336 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,751 You'd think that would be the bare minimum, but... 337 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,713 That's it, really, isn't it? 338 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,382 He likes me. I like him. 339 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,177 Not that complicated. 340 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,180 You could aim a lot higher, Jen. 341 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,519 Nah, I'm good. 342 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,439 Jen. 343 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,816 Jen. 344 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,194 Where are you going? 345 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,405 Hey! 346 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,449 Whatever. 347 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,711 I swear, this has never happened before. 348 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,964 -Okay. 349 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,550 Jizzlord? 350 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,844 Jizzlord! 351 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:05,847 Jizzlord! 352 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,980 Have you seen Jizzlord? 353 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,064 No. 354 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,067 Why? 355 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,404 Jizzlord? Jizzlord? 356 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,618 Jizzlord! 357 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,083 Jizzlord! 358 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:37,963 Oh, no. 359 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,383 No, no, no, no, no! 360 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,431 I'm sorry. 361 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,850 -I was being stupid earlier. 362 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,269 Look, I act like I'm smarter than you, but I'm not. 363 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,770 Not with important things. 364 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,773 Fuck. 365 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,778 Can you hear me? 366 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,072 I don't want space! I want you to be here. 367 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,452 I don't know what I'm doing, but I know I don't want you to go. 368 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,706 I want you to be my boyfriend! 369 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,460 You want a bin to be your boyfriend? 370 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,964 That's a bit of a slap in the face. I'm not gonna lie. 371 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,452 Whoop, whoop. Hey-o. Whoop, whoop. 372 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,287 Who wants to do body shots? 373 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,873 Gordon, it's 2:00 a.m. Go home. 374 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,583 We're young. We could go clubbing. 375 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,586 God, who am I kidding? This isn't me. 376 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:00,670 I hate this. 377 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,340 -Do you want a cup of tea? -Yes, please. 378 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:11,765 -Jesus, you'll catch your death. -Mum, I want you to meet my boyfriend. 379 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,143 What? 380 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,191 Hello again. What was your name? 381 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,317 -It doesn't matter. -Jizzlord. 382 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,860 I'm sorry, it's what lord? 383 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,695 Uh, it's J-- 384 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,618 Hey. This clinic. 385 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,247 I hear you don't have enough money for it. 386 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,456 Yeah. 387 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,002 I'll pay for it. 388 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,254 Really? 389 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,755 Yeah. 390 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,674 If it'll make you happy. 391 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,093 How much is it? 392 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,886 Twelve grand. 393 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,680 Fucking hell! What? 394 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,142 Jesus Christ. Lead with the price. What did you let me do that for? 395 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,144 -What, you don't have it? -Of course I don't have it! 396 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,270 I'm not a Saudi prince. 397 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,524 I have it. 398 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:08,989 I've been supplementing my income 399 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:12,075 by providing a service to unfulfilled women. 400 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,036 And that made you £12,000? 401 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,706 No, it's just pocket change. Straight women just paid off my student loan. 402 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:21,042 Gordon. I can't take your gigolo money. You earned it. 403 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,713 Really, i-it feels wrong. I want you to have it. 404 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,552 I'm going to the clinic. 405 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,345 You're going to the clinic. 406 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:39,895 Okay. Well done. Very good. 407 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,398 -Oh, no, no, no. 408 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,567 Yeah, we have met. 409 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,652 Yep. 410 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,284 Morning. 411 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,619 Morning. 412 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,706 I've never seen you smile for this long before. 413 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,751 Kinda hurts. I don't know how people do it all the time. 414 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:03,919 I like it. 415 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,469 Uh, where are you going? 416 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,554 Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry. Don't leave me. 417 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,766 I'm just going to the shop. I really fancy some pancakes. 418 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,601 -I'll go. -No, no, no, don't. I better go. 419 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,771 -Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right? -No, you for-- 420 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,107 Actually, yeah. Yeah, that's right. 421 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,860 I think I'm getting the hang of this. 422 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,489 -That's £5.65, please. -Mummy, look! 423 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,410 -Just give me a minute. -But, Mummy! That man looks like Daddy.