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[exhales sharply]
Are you still stalking Nora?
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She has 150,000 followers.
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Wait, what? She's Simply Life Well Lived?
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Oh, Jesus, you don't follow her, do you?
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I find her non-threateningly aspirational.
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Not anymore though.
She's a gutter whore and dead to me.
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You're a true friend.
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Just don't spend all night
going down the rabbit hole.
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That way madness lies.
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- I won't.
- [sighs]
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[Jen mumbles]
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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She said she went to Mykonos
for the first time last year
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and found it charming.
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But in this photo,
taken three years prior,
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you can clearly see
a Mykonos magnet on her fridge.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Someone else brought her
a souvenir from Mykonos,
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but I went through all of her friends'
and family and co-workers' profiles,
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and none of them ever been to Mykonos.
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Her friend Hailey from sixth-form netball,
they went for coffee
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in GAIL's in Sevenoaks years ago,
but they're not close.
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She went to Santorini
with her family in 2012.
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And you want me to believe
that you would or even could
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buy a Mykonos fridge magnet at Santorini?
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It doesn't make any economic sense!
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- [Jen panting]
- Okay.
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[Carrie humming]
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[humming, inhales deeply]
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[sighs]
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[Nora] Sometimes self-love is telling
yourself to work hard and never stop.
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If you love yourself, you're happy to work
on yourself and be disciplined.
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I love colour coordination.
It totally optimises organisation.
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Flowers really can transform a space.
They do get expensive.
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It's worth shopping around.
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Sometimes you can get
your weekly flower budget
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down to 50 to 100 pounds.
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Sorry, can you just-- Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Alfie's coming over today.
I'm childproofing the flat.
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[sighs]
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I'll try my best, but I do not like
being in the presence of children.
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And English children. Ugh.
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[imitating child] Mummy? Daddy?
May I have some apples? It's disgusting.
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Not yours, though. Obviously.
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I've got so much bonding to catch up on.
I'm gonna bond with that child so hard.
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[stammers] What about our bonding?
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With all the surprise family stuff,
we haven't really had time to do
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- the whole, like, dating kind of thing.
- Oh, like what?
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Like, you know, staying up all night
talking, having picnics,
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going on spontaneous weekend breaks
to Paris,
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fighting for the first time.
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Sleeping together.
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Although Carrie and Kash are out,
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so we could check
one of those things off the list.
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[plastic rustling, popping]
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I don't think we got time to go to Paris.
Nora's gonna be here any minute.
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- Wait, Nora's coming? Here?
- Yeah.
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Oh, wait. Should I not have done that?
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No, no, it's good.
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I should get to know her in person.
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Her likes, dislikes,
weaknesses, intentions.
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Well, you've already got one thing
in common.
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- You.
- You're both bottom-heavy.
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What?
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We almost got an eviction notice
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because he didn't realise he had
to start paying his share of the rent.
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I am not Kash's girlfriend anymore.
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Of course, I'm not gonna pay rent
for the both of us.
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It's like-- Well, he doesn't know
how to do anything on his own.
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- Like he is almost--
- Uh, I have a meeting.
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Can I, um-- [chuckles]
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Oh, yeah. Of course, Clark. [chuckles]
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[groaning] Hmm.
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[sighs]
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[giggles] Ooh. [sighs]
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Uh, "Like he's almost, uh--"
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Oh, 26. [chuckles] Thank you.
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So, I told him, I said,
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"Kash, you need to start
being independent.
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You need a job. You can't keep
relying on me to do things for you."
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And it's not healthy for us, you know?
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We need to mutually disentangle.
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To be honest,
I just think we just need a bit of space.
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[laughs] Ah, Carrie. You'll be
pleased to hear that's your last tea run.
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We've hired you a new assistant.
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[gulps]
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Got a job.
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To welcome Kash, let's go
round the room and do an icebreaker.
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Name, power, fun fact. You know the drill.
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Richard. I can tell exactly when
someone's going to get their period.
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And I've driven the Aston Martin
from Tomorrow Never Dies.
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[employees muttering, laughing]
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Hi, I'm Anita. I can kill someone
just by thinking about it.
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- And I'm allergic to dry shampoo.
- [murmuring]
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My name is Peter.
I can change gender at will.
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And I climbed Snowdon with flip-flops on.
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Carrie. Communion with the dead.
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My fun fact is that I recently broke up
with my boyfriend.
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And I specifically remember having
a conversation with him
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that if we're gonna live together,
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we need to respect
each other's boundaries.
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Kash. Uh, rewind time.
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Although, I'm sort of jumping forward now,
and I can't really control it.
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It's a whole thing.
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Uh, fun fact,
well, I just got broken up with.
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And I thought I was doing the right thing
by getting a job,
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but apparently, I can't do anything right.
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- [clicks tongue]
- [groans]
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Also, I once saw Jason Momoa in a Pret.
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[employees mutter, laugh]
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[laughs] Fantastic.
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- Yeah.
- Love him. [chuckles]
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- [Nora] It's Nora and Alfie.
- Hi. Yeah.
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Who's that for?
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I'm gonna play catch with my boy.
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[giggles]
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- Hello. [chuckles]
- Hi.
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Hey, Alfie! Catch!
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[yelps, grunts]
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Welcome to our home.
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[rock plays]
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[Nora] You said the other day
you didn't remember anything about us,
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so I thought I'd bring some bits
and pieces to help fill in the blanks.
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It's all here. Our wedding. Holidays.
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Oh! Thailand.
[chuckles] You loved Thailand.
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Why am I friends with this bridge?
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You helped design it, silly.
You're a structural engineer.
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[snorts, coughs]
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Hey, look. Daddy used to build things.
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Daddy's not scary.
Daddy wouldn't throw gloves at you.
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Wait. No. [grunting] Come back please!
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- [Alfie] Please, Daddy, no!
- [Jizzlord] Don't run from love.
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[Alfie] Stay away from me!
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So, what about you, Jen? What do you do?
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- Eh, I-I work in a shop.
- Hmm. [chuckles]
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Couples go shopping together, don't they?
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Do you go shopping with your boyfriend?
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I'm not currently seeing anyone.
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- Where would I find the time?
- [chuckles]
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To be honest, I haven't since...
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- And are you happy being alone, or--
- [gasps]
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- His graduation. [chuckles]
- Oh.
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We met first week of freshers.
Course, he got better grades than me.
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[scoffs] High two-one is not bad.
[chuckles]
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I-If that's what you, um--
Gosh. I wouldn't know.
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- [chuckles]
- [Jizzlord] Don't run!
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Leave me alone!
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Please don't run. Let me bond with you!
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[chuckles]
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- Go.
- Wait, not too fast.
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- No, no, trust me. It's all in the legs.
- [chuckles] You sure?
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Ooh! Whoo! [laughing]
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Oh, gosh! Whoo!
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[Kash grunts] Aerodynamic.
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- Kash? I think we should talk about--
- Yes, boss.
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- I think we should talk--
- Go ahead, boss.
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- I think we should talk about--
- Uh-huh.
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Stop spinning!
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Do you actually want this job,
or are you just winding me up?
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No, I do. Really, you're right. I need
to learn how to stand on my own two feet.
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Like, give me something to do. I'll do it.
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Hmm.
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Here's something simple.
I need five copies of this.
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Yes, boss.
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[music playing]
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[groans]
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[Alfie] Daddy said he sleeps in the bath.
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[Nora] Um, Daddy's just being funny.
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- [Alfie] Is Daddy homeless?
- [Nora] No, darling. No.
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[snorts] Regular does me fine.
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That's my bag.
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Is this your bag? I have one just like it.
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I-I thought it was mine... [stammers]
...is why I was looking in it.
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Jen, if you want to know anything
about me, you know you can just ask.
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- [chuckles] Yeah.
- I have so many questions about you.
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It's only natural.
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Yeah, right. Yeah, like,
why are we so good together?
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How'd he get someone so hot?
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Why are you fucking my husband? [chuckles]
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[stammers]
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- I'm joking. [chuckles] I'm joking, Jen.
- [laughs]
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Obviously, I'm joking.
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If I actually hated you, I wouldn't say
something like that, would I?
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Yeah. Look, I don't want you to think
I stole him or anything.
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Okay, I did steal him off the street,
but... [sighs] ...if I knew he had an owner--
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I mean, a wife,
then obviously I wouldn't have.
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No, we would not have--
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Of course. Of course.
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I mean, life is a crazy adventure,
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and we can't control what fate brings us.
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Yeah. God, I'm so glad we got that
out in the open.
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Absolutely.
I love this transparency for us.
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Do we still have cat food?
I think Alfie might like animals.
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Yeah, it's in the middle shelf.
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Um, because it helps me turn into a cat.
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I know.
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You'd think so, but the salmon is
surprisingly moreish.
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- Mmm.
- [Nora chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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- I suppose.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Hadn't thought about it
like that before. [laughs]
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Hello. Huh. What's happening?
Tell me what's happening.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Telepathy.
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We used to have our own conversations
in our heads all the time.
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Old habits, I guess.
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I have to pop out for a meeting.
Can you watch Alfie for a few hours?
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Wait. So you can
talk to each other without talking?
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Mm-hmm. It was like having
our own secret language, I guess.
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Wasn't it, Rob?
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Oh, no. That's just her face.
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Hmm.
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I think she likes you.
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[sighs]
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♪ I just wanna have fun tonight ♪
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Uh, it came out big.
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♪ I just wanna have fun tonight ♪
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- How did it--
- It came out big.
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- Richard's just sent you a new case file.
- He needs them by lunch.
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But I-- [sighs]
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Oh, let me help. Uh, what can I do?
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Uh. I've got it actually. Uh, thank you.
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♪ Do-do-do, do, do ♪
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Carrie! Come on.
I wanna show you something.
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So, I realised that we had
a cupboard just for stationery,
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which is an inefficient use of space.
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So, I reorganised it on my own initiative.
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[music stops]
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[whimpers]
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I discovered that if you throw all
the stationery together in one big bag,
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it frees up space for other stuff.
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Like
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this orange.
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[sighs]
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Would you excuse me for one second?
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- Mm-hmm.
- [whimpering]
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[objects rattling]
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[Carrie shouting]
241
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[shouting]
242
00:11:57,977 --> 00:11:59,355
Do you like it?
243
00:12:04,198 --> 00:12:06,452
- [cat yowls]
- [Jen] Ooh, ooh. Be gentle.
244
00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:10,586
Hey, champ.
245
00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:15,095
So, what's your mummy like?
What's Mummy's vibe?
246
00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:16,264
Show me your power.
247
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:19,771
One, please. Two, I don't have a power.
248
00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:20,732
Why?
249
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,403
- I don't know. I just don't.
- Everyone else does.
250
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:24,614
I'm very aware of that.
251
00:12:24,614 --> 00:12:26,660
Has Mummy ever mentioned
wanting Daddy back?
252
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,831
- [cat meows]
- Don't pull your dad's tail.
253
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,169
- Are you broken?
- No.
254
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,296
Does God hate you?
255
00:12:32,296 --> 00:12:33,423
Yes. Okay, God hates me.
256
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:37,097
Look, I'll give you a fiver
if you tell me about your mum.
257
00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:39,686
[sniffs]
258
00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:43,652
Mummy was talking about you to her friend.
259
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:48,913
Was she? What did she say?
What did she say exactly?
260
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:54,674
Oh, my God.
261
00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:06,865
I don't remember.
262
00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:08,117
[sighs]
263
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,463
Kash is so useless.
I'm basically doing two jobs.
264
00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:16,133
I'm so tired. I-I can't do this.
265
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,219
So, get him fired.
266
00:13:17,219 --> 00:13:18,722
Isn't that a bit mean?
267
00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:21,394
It's gonna happen eventually.
If anything, it's a mercy.
268
00:13:21,394 --> 00:13:22,479
How do you get someone fired?
269
00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:24,651
Oh, easy. I've been fired loads of times.
270
00:13:24,651 --> 00:13:27,782
Let's see. Stealing supplies.
Lying about being able to drive a HGV.
271
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:30,412
Ooh, coming into work high.
Building inappropriate bears.
272
00:13:30,412 --> 00:13:31,497
Drugs.
273
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:35,046
I could plant drugs in his desk.
274
00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:36,842
- [meows]
- You? You are going to buy drugs?
275
00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:39,848
I'm gonna buy drugs. [pants]
How do you buy drugs?
276
00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:41,267
- [meows]
- I'll send you instructions.
277
00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:43,814
Where are you calling from?
It sounds echoey.
278
00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,235
- [Alfie] Kitty! Stay still.
- I'm hiding in the bath from a child.
279
00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:47,446
Alfie and Nora are visiting.
280
00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:49,033
Oh, my God. What's Nora like?
281
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:51,203
I don't have any reason to not like her.
282
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,624
- [meowing]
- She's just nice.
283
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,669
Oh. I'm so sorry.
284
00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:55,963
- [Alfie shouting]
- I know.
285
00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:58,343
What if Jizz notices
that she's sweet and successful
286
00:13:58,343 --> 00:14:00,221
and smells like Jo Malone,
and he prefers her?
287
00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:01,683
That is not gonna happen.
288
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:04,438
You have your own unique smell
that is just as good.
289
00:14:04,438 --> 00:14:05,900
- [yowls]
- [Alfie] Ow!
290
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:09,616
[sighs] It's just annoying,
because she knows everything about Jizz.
291
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,662
And we've been going out-- what, a week?
292
00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:13,624
Pity you couldn't just speed things up.
293
00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:15,293
- [yowls]
- [thud]
294
00:14:17,214 --> 00:14:18,257
I mauled my boy.
295
00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:20,930
["No Stress" by CMD/CTRL plays]
296
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,767
♪ Breathe in, time to break out ♪
297
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,688
♪ No stress
We're wide awake now ♪
298
00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:26,566
♪ Young blood, erase our mistakes now ♪
299
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,319
♪ 'Cause I'm blasting at the rave now ♪
300
00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:30,198
♪ Can't stop
'Cause I'm goin' on a mission ♪
301
00:14:30,198 --> 00:14:31,660
♪ The word is out
Everyone in position ♪
302
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,998
- [hip-hop stops]
- Hello. Are you--
303
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:38,423
Yes, you are.
304
00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:43,224
Uh, can I please have one serving
of your least illegal drug? Please.
305
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:44,936
Are you a cop?
306
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:47,065
Me? No. [chuckling]
307
00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:50,573
I watch a lot of Poirot,
but I don't think that counts. [chuckles]
308
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:56,167
[sniffs] That'll be 20.
309
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,089
Um, the machine was only giving out 50s.
310
00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,728
[gasps] Could I get my change?
311
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:12,324
Uh. Yeah, I've got the power to do
bank transfers with my mind.
312
00:15:12,324 --> 00:15:14,788
So, you'll do it that way. Got it. Great.
313
00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:20,465
Yeah, I've just done it.
314
00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:22,970
Amazing. Thank you.
315
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:25,517
["Queen" by I.AM.Em plays]
316
00:15:28,439 --> 00:15:30,443
♪ Quick to the hip, stick ♪
317
00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:31,905
♪ Blowin' off steam ♪
318
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:35,411
♪ I better not catch your bluff
What's a king to a queen? ♪
319
00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:40,046
♪ Watch your back in my spotlight
All they eyes on me ♪
320
00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:41,132
- [Dave] Carrie--
- [gasps]
321
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:42,635
Have you signed Lauren's card?
322
00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:44,304
[Carrie gasps, pants]
323
00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:45,683
What are you doing?
324
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:47,645
[stammers]
325
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:49,649
Are those drugs?
326
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,406
No, Dave. [stammers] It's paracetamol.
327
00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:55,034
Oh. Can I have one?
328
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:57,455
- I've got a splitting headache.
- No! They're my paracetamol.
329
00:15:57,455 --> 00:15:59,586
Oh, you got paracetamol? Can I bum one?
330
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,130
My squash elbow's playing up.
331
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:04,888
No, you can't. I need them.
I have period cramps.
332
00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:09,521
But you're not due on
for another eight days and 44 minutes.
333
00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:12,027
That's a breach of GDPR there, Richard.
334
00:16:12,027 --> 00:16:13,529
It just came out.
335
00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:15,408
I'm gonna have to log that with Sandra.
336
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,206
Trust me, today's not a good day
to run up Sandra.
337
00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,667
You're doing it again.
338
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,212
[groans]
339
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,552
[swallows]
340
00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:30,271
Nah, mate, she didn't even reply.
341
00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,942
- You ordered a speed up?
- Yeah.
342
00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:34,071
[laughs] Bro, it's so strange.
343
00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:36,785
- [Jen] You got my request?
- Nah, it's bad. Yeah.
344
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,454
- Y-Yeah?
- Wait, who's this?
345
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:41,085
I thought we could fast-forward
ourselves a few months. No biggie.
346
00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,588
- What?
- Who's going forward?
347
00:16:42,588 --> 00:16:45,678
Just like live out the next six months
or so, but, like, quickly.
348
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:48,892
I-- I don't want to speed up my life.
I've already missed so much of it.
349
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:50,478
Like all those years with the kid?
350
00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:52,023
- The kid?
- [person chattering]
351
00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:54,403
What? [grunts]
352
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:58,745
[Jizzlord] I don't understand.
What's the rush?
353
00:16:58,745 --> 00:17:01,333
- [Jen] Just because, okay?
- That's not a reason.
354
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,714
- [Jen] Just trust me on this.
- I like time the way it is.
355
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,551
[Jen]
People wish they could snap their fingers
356
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:06,720
and be in a long-term relationship.
357
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,682
That's stupid.
Why would I want less time with you?
358
00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:10,310
Oh, so I'm stupid?
359
00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:13,274
Mate, mate, wait. Wait.
This couple's having an argument.
360
00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:15,028
[shushes]
361
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:17,992
Fine. I guess we'll just relish
the joys of budding romance
362
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:19,704
in real time like fucking losers.
363
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,129
Look-- It's just-- You and Nora.
364
00:17:24,129 --> 00:17:26,300
I feel like you have this lifetime
of memories together,
365
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,512
- and I can't compete with it.
- I don't remember them.
366
00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:30,433
That's Robert, not me.
367
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,567
I remember the first time we met.
368
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:39,409
Uh, the sun was in your hair,
and you had pink nails,
369
00:17:39,409 --> 00:17:42,165
and you smelled a bit like a Petit Filous.
370
00:17:42,165 --> 00:17:44,378
And I remember
the first thing you said to me.
371
00:17:44,378 --> 00:17:46,298
[imitates screaming]
372
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:50,264
Oh, that's sweet, innit?
373
00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:54,649
[person chattering on phone]
374
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,443
[clears throat]
375
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,243
[sighs]
376
00:18:00,243 --> 00:18:02,706
I feel like I said something right.
Did I say something right?
377
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,792
You did.
378
00:18:17,611 --> 00:18:18,697
[screams]
379
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:21,786
I'm thirsty.
380
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:30,971
The Madonna of the Blessed Virgin
has been in the Montague family
381
00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:34,352
since its creation in 1584.
382
00:18:34,352 --> 00:18:37,066
The family have requested
that the original artist,
383
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:41,033
Giovanni Pietro DiAgostinelli,
restore the painting
384
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:44,456
as was laid out
in the original commission agreement.
385
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,214
Mr DiAgostinelli will work
through our conduit
386
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,805
using materials that are
as close as possible to the originals,
387
00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:55,813
fidelity being the order of the day,
to preserve the painting's value.
388
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:58,777
[gasps] Don't mind that sound.
It's just my heart beating.
389
00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:02,492
Right, well, yes,
I suppose we should get started.
390
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:05,707
[gasps] Yeah. [breathes shakily]
391
00:19:05,707 --> 00:19:07,001
[inhales]
392
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,719
[gasping]
393
00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:12,805
[inhales]
394
00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:23,492
Low blood sugar.
395
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:27,458
Let's have a tea break and, uh, reconvene.
396
00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:32,886
Just sit, just sit.
397
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:36,936
What is up with you?
Your pupils are massive.
398
00:19:36,936 --> 00:19:39,107
Did you accidentally have
full-strength tea instead of decaf?
399
00:19:39,107 --> 00:19:40,192
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
400
00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:44,492
If you replace tea with hard drugs
that I bought on the street, then yes.
401
00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,998
- Why are you blinking so loudly?
- What, why did you take drugs?
402
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:48,918
Okay, so basically, there's this guy Kash,
403
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,883
and I'm trying to get him fired
by planting drugs on his desk.
404
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,052
- I'm Kash.
- [gasps]
405
00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:55,097
Good for you. Wow.
406
00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:58,020
So, I need to plant drugs in his desk
because he's so useless.
407
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,732
I'm doing all his work and my own.
408
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,401
He's got to learn to be independent.
409
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,155
How is he supposed to learn
how to be independent
410
00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:04,950
when Carrie keeps doing everything
for him?
411
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,121
- Carrie sounds like a real fucking bitch.
- You're Carrie.
412
00:20:07,121 --> 00:20:08,540
Carrie has a point.
413
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,877
Okay. [sighs]
414
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:12,966
[water running]
415
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:15,597
[sighs]
416
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,016
Okay, just drink this.
417
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,730
You need to lie down
in a darkened room for four to five hours
418
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,149
and listen to ambient soundscapes.
419
00:20:21,149 --> 00:20:22,736
Pfft. I'm not taking advice from you.
420
00:20:22,736 --> 00:20:25,617
Yeah, this might be the only situation
where I know more than you do.
421
00:20:25,617 --> 00:20:27,997
Now, just go home. Relax. You'll be fine.
422
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,875
I am fine. Feel fine.
Absolutely fine. [chuckles]
423
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,629
Carrie, you're not touching the floor.
424
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:33,758
Just go home.
425
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:36,054
You can't use your power anyway.
What good are you?
426
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:37,891
Oh! [stammers] Gonna fake it.
427
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:39,854
- No, don't do that.
- Nobody's gonna know.
428
00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:41,231
No. No--
429
00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:43,318
Uh, they want you back in the boardroom.
430
00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:45,406
Oh, okay. Y-Yeah.
431
00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:54,925
I can't get down.
432
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,436
[groans]
433
00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:02,858
[slurping]
434
00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:05,529
There's only one thing
that creeps me out more than children,
435
00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:06,824
and that's old people.
436
00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:09,287
[smacking lips]
437
00:21:09,287 --> 00:21:11,208
Why is he chewing?
There's nothing in his mouth.
438
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,462
Does he have the mind of a child
or an old man?
439
00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:16,384
I want my raisins.
440
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:18,430
[sighs] I can't tell.
441
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,017
Oh, God, what are we gonna do with him?
442
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,898
I wanted to spend quality time
with my boy.
443
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:26,238
And goddamn it, that's what I'm gonna do.
444
00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:28,576
[upbeat music plays]
445
00:21:28,576 --> 00:21:31,164
[chattering]
446
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,297
Mmm. Mmm.
447
00:21:35,297 --> 00:21:37,385
♪ But the shoes don't fit ♪
448
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,182
[grunts]
449
00:21:42,145 --> 00:21:44,065
[giggles]
450
00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:47,948
Yeah.
451
00:21:48,992 --> 00:21:50,327
Whee.
452
00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:53,960
♪ Push me down
I don't wanna be lonely too ♪
453
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,879
Here, Alf.
454
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,636
- [grunts] Ow!
- [children screaming]
455
00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:02,435
♪ I guess I'm never gonna get
What I want ♪
456
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:05,734
♪ 'Cause all I wanna get
Is alone with you ♪
457
00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:07,153
You're a natural, Alfie.
458
00:22:08,656 --> 00:22:10,284
♪ 'Cause all I wanna get is alone ♪
459
00:22:10,284 --> 00:22:12,915
Alfie? Alfie? Alfie? Alfie?
460
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,835
[mouthing word] Yeah!
461
00:22:15,629 --> 00:22:17,006
Go on, keep walking.
462
00:22:20,346 --> 00:22:21,807
- He's all right.
- [sighs]
463
00:22:22,601 --> 00:22:23,645
[kisses]
464
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,734
- [both chuckle]
- [gasps]
465
00:22:26,734 --> 00:22:28,070
Oh, my God.
466
00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:33,581
[music fades]
467
00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:37,213
Right, okay. [pants]
468
00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:38,675
It's up to you, Kash.
469
00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:40,177
You're not useless.
470
00:22:40,177 --> 00:22:43,350
Right, there's still time
to come up with a plan. [grunts]
471
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,569
Oh, no.
472
00:22:49,529 --> 00:22:52,076
[Montague Family Member 1]
Hmm. [chuckles] See what I mean?
473
00:22:52,953 --> 00:22:54,038
[speaks Italian]
474
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:55,917
Oh.
475
00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:00,927
- [Montague Family Member 1 sighs] Excited.
- [Mr Montague] Me too!
476
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,017
[giggles, clears throat]
477
00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,858
He's done. [sighs] He's done.
478
00:23:07,858 --> 00:23:10,195
[light rock intro plays]
479
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:18,295
[family gasps, whispers]
480
00:23:28,065 --> 00:23:31,279
- You like it?
- [Family Member 1] What have you done?
481
00:23:32,531 --> 00:23:34,912
No one's ever been sadder
than I am right now.
482
00:23:34,912 --> 00:23:36,874
Yep. That's the comedown.
483
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:40,590
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I
need you to give a sample for a drug test.
484
00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:43,721
I needn't reiterate
our zero-tolerance policy.
485
00:23:43,721 --> 00:23:44,640
Mm-hmm.
486
00:23:47,144 --> 00:23:49,524
- I'm gonna get fired.
- No, get someone else to do it for you.
487
00:23:49,524 --> 00:23:51,570
They'll think you had
a catastrophic mental breakdown.
488
00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:52,906
Who though?
489
00:23:55,578 --> 00:23:57,582
I trust you to do this for me.
490
00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:02,007
It would be my honour.
491
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,137
- [R & B plays]
- [toilet flushes]
492
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,545
♪ I know you wanna meet me at the bar ♪
493
00:24:22,632 --> 00:24:23,676
[clears throat]
494
00:24:24,678 --> 00:24:27,391
People usually give a urine sample.
495
00:24:29,855 --> 00:24:30,857
What?
496
00:24:33,111 --> 00:24:34,197
[snoring]
497
00:24:34,197 --> 00:24:36,159
They look so peaceful when they're asleep.
498
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,789
He's drooling a lot.
499
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:40,292
He is.
500
00:24:40,877 --> 00:24:42,672
[smacks lips]
501
00:24:43,173 --> 00:24:44,509
I'm a terrible dad.
502
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,306
Hey, no. It's me. I'm a terrible--
503
00:24:47,306 --> 00:24:48,684
Stepmum?
504
00:24:49,268 --> 00:24:52,107
Oh, my God, am I a MILF now?
You always think you have more time.
505
00:24:52,901 --> 00:24:53,903
[buzzer buzzes]
506
00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:57,326
It's Nora. What do I do?
What if she never lets me see him again?
507
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:00,207
[sighs]
508
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,542
Mmm. [sighs]
509
00:25:04,131 --> 00:25:06,971
Nora. How was your meeting?
It's all good here.
510
00:25:06,971 --> 00:25:08,808
We did some reading. We went to the park,
511
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:11,145
accidentally turned your son
into a pensioner, had lunch.
512
00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:12,398
Sorry, what?
513
00:25:16,991 --> 00:25:18,243
Mummy.
514
00:25:20,707 --> 00:25:21,709
Uh.
515
00:25:25,967 --> 00:25:27,094
Alfie?
516
00:25:27,094 --> 00:25:28,471
[moans, giggles]
517
00:25:28,471 --> 00:25:29,933
Uh, please don't blame Jizz.
518
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:31,311
- It wasn't his fault.
- Sit down.
519
00:25:31,311 --> 00:25:33,816
I was trying to speed up time,
and the guy got confused.
520
00:25:33,816 --> 00:25:35,695
Although, you know,
I'd say with a bit of hair dye,
521
00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,574
he could pass for a sprightly 68?
522
00:25:37,574 --> 00:25:39,201
[Nora] Why were you
trying to speed up time?
523
00:25:39,201 --> 00:25:41,122
Oh, because we've only
been going out for a week,
524
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:42,499
- and she's threatened by you.
- I--
525
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,878
And we've not been to Paris.
526
00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:45,255
- Well, that--
- Or slept together yet.
527
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:48,804
[gasps] Oh, but we did have
a fight though. So, that's good.
528
00:25:52,269 --> 00:25:53,271
Jen.
529
00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:59,158
You don't need to feel threatened by me.
[laughs]
530
00:25:59,743 --> 00:26:03,584
There's no need for us to fall into lazy,
predictable conflict because of a man.
531
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,504
- [laughs]
- [Jen] Yeah! Oh, I totally agree!
532
00:26:05,504 --> 00:26:06,632
Amazing.
533
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:08,678
Rob, don't worry about Alfie.
534
00:26:08,678 --> 00:26:12,351
I've got great power insurance.
I can get this reversed. [laughs]
535
00:26:12,351 --> 00:26:15,065
So, in terms of schedules,
do you think you could...
536
00:26:15,065 --> 00:26:18,572
[Nora] Jen. Yeah, I'm talking to you,
you fucking idiot.
537
00:26:18,572 --> 00:26:20,075
Do you really think I'm cool with this?
538
00:26:20,075 --> 00:26:22,162
That I'm just super chill
about my husband fucking off
539
00:26:22,162 --> 00:26:23,624
for four years to be a cat?
540
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,168
Like some ball-licking gap year
541
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,381
while I pay the mortgage
and keep that brat alive?
542
00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:30,805
And when he does come back,
he's dating some Manic Pixie Dream Slut?
543
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:32,809
I was just going to guilt him
into being a full-time nanny
544
00:26:32,809 --> 00:26:34,813
for that little tax credit over there.
545
00:26:34,813 --> 00:26:35,898
But that's not enough.
546
00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:40,575
You were right about one thing.
I am his owner. He belongs to me.
547
00:26:40,575 --> 00:26:43,622
I spent years domesticating that man
to do whatever I want,
548
00:26:43,622 --> 00:26:47,839
and you think you can waltz in here
with your perky tits and no pension
549
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:51,179
and have a quirky little
fucking Wes Anderson love story?
550
00:26:51,179 --> 00:26:52,557
Well, think again, cunt.
551
00:26:52,557 --> 00:26:56,397
You've taken something from me,
and I'm going to take it back.
552
00:26:56,397 --> 00:27:02,117
And when I fuck him, which I will,
I'll be thinking of you alone and sad.
553
00:27:02,117 --> 00:27:09,131
And I'll come like a fucking landmine.
Because I just don't like you.
554
00:27:10,217 --> 00:27:11,553
I fucking knew it.
555
00:27:13,682 --> 00:27:15,101
Knew what?
556
00:27:17,022 --> 00:27:18,776
[stammers] Nothing. Sorry.
557
00:27:19,903 --> 00:27:21,573
- Huh. Okay, we're off.
- [Jen] Hmm.
558
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,537
I'll let you know about the flute lessons.
559
00:27:24,537 --> 00:27:25,665
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
560
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:29,129
[rap plays]
561
00:27:30,675 --> 00:27:31,677
Lovely to meet you, Jen.
562
00:27:31,677 --> 00:27:33,179
You too, Nora.
563
00:27:33,179 --> 00:27:34,265
Bye.
564
00:27:35,308 --> 00:27:37,271
Just one big, happy family.
565
00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:38,523
- Hmm.
- [chuckles]
566
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,193
[sighs]
567
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,332
[laughs]
568
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,295
I was like this.
569
00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:51,842
- Like what is that? [chuckles]
- And she bought it?
570
00:27:51,842 --> 00:27:53,679
Yeah. [laughs]
571
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:55,140
I almost feel bad for her.
572
00:27:55,725 --> 00:27:57,144
Fifty for mandy ain't bad.
573
00:27:59,106 --> 00:28:00,400
It was paracetamol.
574
00:28:00,943 --> 00:28:02,112
[both laughing]
575
00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:04,491
You're bad.