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[Jen] So Mum remarries, and we move here.
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- [George] Mmm.
- It's all very straightforward.
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[George] Is your dad still around?
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[Jen] Yeah, you could definitely say that.
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[George] What does he do?
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[Jen] Uh, he's--
Well, he's not fit for work right now.
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Look, can we just skip the family history
section? It's so boring.
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"Depiction of the battle
of Claire's Accessories circa 2010 CE".
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[gasps] Oh, yeah.
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That's when my mum tried
to stop me getting my nose pierced.
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But I did it anyway.
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It got massively infected.
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She was so mad.
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It was totally worth it.
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Hmm.
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What?
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[sighs] Maybe it's silly,
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but my wife's a teacher,
and she thought it would be good for me
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to give these gold stars to my clients
when they make progress.
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But, um, I don't think you have.
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- At least, not with your mum.
- No, I have.
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I did that homework you asked me to do.
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I invited her to dinner
to fix our relationship.
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And how did that go?
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Good.
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You selfish wee bitch.
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- Well, you raised me.
- Don't remind me. Waste of time.
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- I hate you.
- I hated you first!
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Really positive.
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You said that my shitty relationship
with my mum
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could be what's blocking my power.
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Shitty being the clinical term, yeah.
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Yes. So, I invited her and Ian--
That's my stepdad-- 'round for dinner.
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Just a pleasant, grown-up, civil evening.
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[sighs]
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Oh, and I forgot,
she also wanted to come 'round
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to properly get to know my boyfriend.
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So I'm letting her into my life,
which she's always whingeing about.
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- What's your boyfriend's name again?
- Jiz-- [stammers]
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Immy. Jimmy.
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- Jimmy.
- [Jen] Hmm.
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- Jimmy and your mum get along?
- Um...
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[groans]
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[Mary] Well, if it isn't the whore.
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[groans]
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♪ I'm dancing in the club
Got my bottle ♪
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[sighs]
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They took a little time to warm up.
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[George] Hmm.
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How is your relationship?
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I noticed some trouble there around his--
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The secret psycho bitch wife
and creepy spawn. Yeah.
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No, it's-it's hard, you know.
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But I think we're handling it
with some grace.
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[Jen] What's that? What are you writing?
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[Jizzlord] Uh-- Don't be mad.
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You made a list
of my fucking pros and cons.
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Nora said you're a bad person. I wanted
to prove you're more good than bad.
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"Doesn't give to charity.
Laughed at a weird-looking child.
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Ate a doughnut out of the bin".
That's not fair!
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I thought I was alone.
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Yeah, we're chill.
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Chill? Wow.
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So everything's, like, totally perfect?
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The vibe's emotionally stable?
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[scoffs] Is it really that hard to believe
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that things are actually
going okay for me?
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No, it just seems like
there was a lot riding on this night.
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Your power,
your relationship, your family.
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Well, I was on my best behaviour.
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Here you go.
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[exhales sharply]
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Mum, did you do something
different with your hair?
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- It looks so up.
- Blow dry.
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Are you in the habit of knocking up women
and then abandoning them?
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- Um--
- Are you using protection?
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- I appreciate your concern.
- You're not ready for a child, Jennifer.
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You are a child yourself.
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And genetically, it is doomed.
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We are physically robust
but riddled with mental illness.
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It helped during the famine,
but the tables have turned, Jennifer.
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- The tables have turned.
- Nobody is getting pregnant.
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Ian, could you please pass the potatoes?
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[whimpering]
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Mash or roasted?
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Ian had just watched Marley & Me,
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so I guess he sort of had
an emotional hangover.
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Dangers of being an empath.
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[crying]
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This is--
This is a really lovely spread, Jen.
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[crying continues]
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A dog's love is so pure.
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- [crying continues]
- Um, I'm so sorry to interrupt.
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Jen, which photo of Kash
do you think is better?
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This one implies
an exciting social calendar.
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This one says, "I'm cultured, I travel,
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maybe we'll go to Prague
and look at bridges".
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You know it's meant to be
an accurate representation of Kash?
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I-I'm sorry. What's all this?
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I'm sorry. What's all this?
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Oh, God. Right.
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Okay, so-- [sighs]
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Basically,
Carrie and Kash split up, right?
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And it's still pretty awkward,
but they don't want it to be awkward.
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So, they decide
that the least awkward thing to do
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is to set each other up with other people
so that they can both move on.
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- [scoffs] Like-- [laughs]
- That makes sense.
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Yeah, that-that's what I said.
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That's so fucking stupid.
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No, no, no, no. It's really smart.
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Who better to find your new partner
than your old one? It's perfect logic.
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Human attraction is not based on logic.
I mean...
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Jen, have you ever killed anyone?
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- No.
- [exhales deeply] Whew.
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[Carrie] Uh, don't be too obvious, okay?
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- I want Clark to know that I like him.
- [Kash] Mm-hmm.
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But I don't want him to know
that I want him to know that I like him.
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- Unless he likes me.
- [Kash] No, Carrie, relax.
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You're looking at an experienced wingman.
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Yeah, Clark thinks he's just gonna have
an innocent little bros night.
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- And then bam!
- [gasps]
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He falls in love.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh.
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[Jen] How long does a chicken take?
Should I turn it up?
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[stomach growls] Oh, no. No, not again.
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[groans]
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- [grunts]
- [beeping]
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[panting, sighs]
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[beeping continues]
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[clicks tongue, sighs]
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Oh, no! Wait!
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[grunts]
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[sighs] Stupid time.
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I keep getting pulled forward and back.
It's making me seasick.
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- You still can't control it?
- [Kash] No. I'm time's bitch.
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I'm getting bullied by a fucking watch.
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[Jen groans] This is taking ages.
Just gonna whack it up.
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[Kash] Oh, no. Don't do that.
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- Trust me.
- [bottles rattling]
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- [Kash] Bye.
- Okay.
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[scoffs] What does he know?
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Oh.
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So, Kash is seeing
if this guy from their work likes Carrie,
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and Carrie is setting Kash up
on a dating app and finding him matches.
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Yeah, that's great. But we're here
to talk about you, right. So--
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Yeah. Oh, no, I get that, but trust me,
this is like... [laughs] Oh, my God.
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It is pretty juicy.
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So, then Kash goes to Clark's.
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- Woo-hoo! Bros night.
- [Clark chuckles]
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- Bros night.
- [chuckles]
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[both laugh]
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[stomach growls] No, not again.
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[grunts]
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♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss
From a rose on the grey ♪
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♪ Ooh, the more I get of you ♪
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What?
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♪ Stranger it feels ♪
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- [grunts]
- Bros night.
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[chuckles]
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Bros night.
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Come in. [chuckles]
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- [sighs]
- [bottles rattling]
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Right?
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If you're gonna keep evading my questions,
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I'm gonna start thinking
you're not being fully honest with me.
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[scoffs] We're in my mind.
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Think if I was lying,
wouldn't something give it away?
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[door squeaks]
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"The compiled lies of Jennifer Regan.
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- Read by Derek Jacobi".
- [Jen] Pfft.
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That doesn't prove anything.
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[Derek] December 8th, 2018. 1:22 a.m.
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I would say that it's about average size.
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1:23 a.m. No, like, seriously, dude,
I've seen smaller.
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1:24 a.m.
It's, like, more common than you think.
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I saw it in a documentary.
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1:24 a.m.
Yes, they make documentaries about that.
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[whispers] They don't.
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1:25 a.m.
A lot of women prefer them that way.
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1:26 a.m. I promise I won't tell
all my friends about your micro-penis.
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Chapter 108, faked orgasms.
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[Jen] Right. Okay, okay.
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Look, I might've massaged the truth
a tiny little bit.
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I will admit the beginning of the evening
was a little rough.
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- So, Ian.
- Hmm?
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How does it feel to be a piece of shit?
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[coughs]
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[Jen] That might've been
partly my fault though.
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I'd given him some tips
on how to win over my mum.
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Like, insult the English.
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She's a simple woman.
She's a sucker for old-fashioned chivalry.
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Now, hold the door open for her.
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- [Mary screams, grunts]
- [Jen] Not the bathroom door!
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- [Jizzlord] Oh.
- [Mary huffs]
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- [lock clicks]
- And I could've been more specific.
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[gasps] Whatever you do, agree with her.
She's always right.
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Now swap seats with me.
I can see my reflection in the microwave.
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This top makes me look fat.
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Couldn't agree more, Mary. Huge.
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- [Mary grunts, groans]
- Whoa.
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It can be a pointless task, chasing after
the approval of someone else.
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Well, no, see, here's the weird thing.
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- [all laughing]
- [Jen] When I came back from the bathroom...
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[Jizzlord] How did you get it three pounds
cheaper at the other garden centre?
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- And that is why you always shop around.
- [laughing] So true.
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- But I don't need to tell you that, do I?
- No, no.
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[all laughing]
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[Jizzlord] No.
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[Mary laughing]
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How did it go from that to that
while you were in the bathroom?
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Uh, Ji-- Immy filled me in later on.
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Apparently, Mum was just being herself.
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I have nothing against you personally,
but Jen already isn't very good at life.
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And she doesn't need anything else
to hold her back.
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That's, um--
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God bless her,
but she isn't ready for any of this.
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I mean, look.
She can't even cook a chicken.
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Hey!
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Shu-- Shut up!
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- [George] So he stood up for you?
- Yeah.
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Mmm.
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He said he told my mum
everything that was great about me.
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Can she cook? No.
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Is she cool? No.
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Does she have money? No.
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Is she tall? No.
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Does she have a power? No.
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Is she smart?
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Not so much.
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[gasps, groans]
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It's pretty romantic.
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And-And sure, she's never gonna
amount to anything, but I don't care.
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She's great, and I'm gonna prove it.
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You're always slagging her off.
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And maybe you should try slagging her on.
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[electrical crackle]
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[inhales deeply]
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[sighs]
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Hmm. Hmm. [chuckles]
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[sighs] So, after that,
things are going well?
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Yeah. Wholesome family fun.
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Hmm. Finding that hard to picture.
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Illuminate me.
244
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[Jen] Sure, but first I need
to catch you up on Carrie and Kash.
245
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:01,782
- So Carrie was struggling.
- [Carrie] Hmm. Mm-mmm.
246
00:11:01,782 --> 00:11:03,744
Too much hair. Too little hair.
247
00:11:03,744 --> 00:11:05,832
- Horse-girl adjacent.
- Mmm.
248
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,501
Poor grammar.
249
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,505
Goth. Goldsmiths?
250
00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:10,967
[exhales] I don't think.
251
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,221
Carrie, you realise you have
to say yes to some of them?
252
00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:15,685
I won't apologise
for having high standards.
253
00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,313
- Well, what's wrong with this one?
- Thumb.
254
00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:18,649
- Huh?
- Weird thumb.
255
00:11:18,649 --> 00:11:20,737
[sighs] Look, do you think maybe
there's another reason
256
00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:22,531
you don't wanna
set anyone else up with Kash?
257
00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,037
Like maybe you're not ready
to see him with someone else?
258
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:28,043
Oh, my God. That is weird. What is that?
259
00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:30,840
[scoffs] No. Uh, that's why
we're finding dates for each other.
260
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,094
So we're on the exact same
post-break-up timeline,
261
00:11:33,094 --> 00:11:35,223
therefore standardising
the emotional fallout.
262
00:11:35,223 --> 00:11:36,392
Humans aren't like that.
263
00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:39,023
We're electrified meat sacks
that do whatever our genitals tell us.
264
00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:41,069
I refuse to believe that.
265
00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:44,743
Kash and I have a plan, and we're not
gonna let anything derail it. Hmm?
266
00:11:44,743 --> 00:11:45,703
[TV chattering]
267
00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:47,624
[Clark]
I know it's really bougie to live alone,
268
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,753
but in my defence, I do work six jobs.
269
00:11:49,753 --> 00:11:52,383
I shouldn't be home from my shift
at Wagamama's till 11:00,
270
00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:53,928
- so we've got the place to ourselves.
- Carrie!
271
00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:54,888
- Whoo!
- Do you like her?
272
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,976
Sorry, you actually
physically scared me there.
273
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,271
Carrie? Carrie from work?
274
00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:00,650
Yeah. She's fit.
275
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,988
She's fit, right?
You think she's fit? I do. [exclaims]
276
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,993
I don't think she's exactly my type.
Not being a man and everything. [chuckles]
277
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,204
- Prophecy was true.
- What?
278
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,373
What?
279
00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:10,419
[TV cheering]
280
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,845
Let's watch something else.
This has too many men in it.
281
00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:16,013
- The football--
- Yeah.
282
00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:17,266
- Oh.
- [breathes shakily]
283
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:18,728
Where's the women at? [chuckles]
284
00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:21,065
- [chuckles] The hot...
- [remote beeps]
285
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,192
...sexy women?
286
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:24,280
Oh!
287
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,871
- Sex and the City. Let's watch that.
- [both chuckle]
288
00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:31,169
Oh, wait, no. God. Um. I--
289
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,589
[groans]
290
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:37,514
- The news. Yeah. The news.
- [reporter] Rescuers have scoured...
291
00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:39,561
- I mean, it's just facts.
- ...the crash site...
292
00:12:39,561 --> 00:12:41,522
- [Kash sighs]
- ...but in a press conference this morning
293
00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:43,276
it was announced there had been
no survivors.
294
00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:47,117
In other news,
cancers in children are on the rise.
295
00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:49,831
Once again, is this completely necessary
for the story?
296
00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:51,125
Trust the journey.
297
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,004
So, Kash is freaking out
298
00:12:53,004 --> 00:12:55,968
cause he's done, like, the opposite
of what Carrie asked him to do.
299
00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:59,517
But he knows the exact scenario
that leads up to their kiss, right?
300
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:03,567
So he thinks all he has to do is avoid
that exact scenario, and they won't kiss.
301
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:07,700
No red wine, no Seal, no sofa, no problem.
302
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,411
[pop music playing]
303
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,527
- [Clark] What are you doing?
- [gulps]
304
00:13:25,527 --> 00:13:27,574
Ooh, I forgot I had that. Rioja.
305
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,909
I'll pour you a glass.
306
00:13:29,995 --> 00:13:31,122
Brilliant.
307
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,044
[Kash panting]
308
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,552
Are you sitting down?
309
00:13:37,552 --> 00:13:39,346
No, no. I like to stay on my feet.
310
00:13:39,346 --> 00:13:41,267
Stay active. You know, supple.
311
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:43,229
[inhales deeply]
312
00:13:43,229 --> 00:13:45,025
Now, are you sure Carrie's not for you?
313
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,325
You know, from certain angles,
she has kind of broad shoulders.
314
00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:51,370
Nope. Still pretty gay.
315
00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,667
[chuckles] Um-- Where's my speaker?
316
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,337
Your speaker?
317
00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:56,380
Hmm.
318
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:58,761
[pop music plays]
319
00:13:58,761 --> 00:14:00,513
[panting]
320
00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:02,977
Gosh, I have no idea.
321
00:14:03,562 --> 00:14:04,731
Well, actually, it's fine.
322
00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:07,654
I've been meaning
to try out my new record player.
323
00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,743
- Mmm.
- I only have one album so far though.
324
00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,705
Uh, um--
325
00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,962
Actually, I might call it a night.
326
00:14:15,962 --> 00:14:18,383
You're calling time on bros night already?
327
00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:19,468
I'm really tired, and--
328
00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:21,430
Because I tracked down
a replica medieval helmet.
329
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:24,729
And I thought we could put it on
and hit each other to see if we feel it.
330
00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,860
I mentioned I always wanted to do that.
331
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,238
[chuckles]
332
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,450
I remembered.
333
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:35,876
[sighs]
334
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,421
[both grunting]
335
00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:39,008
- Again, again. Do it again.
- Okay.
336
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,970
- [Clark grunts, chuckles]
- [Kash groans]
337
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,849
Okay, do it again.
This time call me Lancelot.
338
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,604
- [exclaims] Lancelot.
- [groans]
339
00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:47,817
- I can't feel a thing under here.
- [Clark laughs]
340
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:50,530
- Keep going. I can't feel any-- [grunts]
- [laughs, grunts]
341
00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:52,827
- [cheering]
- I feel so alive.
342
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:53,912
- Come on!
- [grunts]
343
00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:55,791
- Hmm.
- But Carrie's getting pissed
344
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,127
because Kash isn't replying to her.
345
00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,674
He's not replying to any of my messages.
346
00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,302
He hasn't even seen them.
347
00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:05,351
I just wanna know.
Does Clark like me or not?
348
00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:07,189
Do you want to do a little spying?
349
00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:10,780
I could hack into his phone
and turn on the camera.
350
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,698
Mum.
351
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:13,786
I thought you wanted me
to be good at technology.
352
00:15:13,786 --> 00:15:15,664
Yeah, not to violate
the Geneva Convention.
353
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,875
- [scoffs]
- [Jen] Do you do this a lot?
354
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,252
No.
355
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,296
Not people.
356
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:20,549
Just celebrities.
357
00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:24,264
You never guess what they be up to
when they think no one's watching.
358
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:27,020
Mary, I do think that is morally wrong.
359
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,481
[chuckles] Unfortunately.
360
00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:30,653
Well, I've already done it.
361
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:35,078
Here is the now stream
I patched in from the blue wave signal
362
00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:38,334
from the phone
to the web camera in the clever TV.
363
00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,712
You got all of those words wrong.
364
00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:42,802
What you do with this
is none of my business.
365
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,221
[clicks tongue]
366
00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:49,064
Jen, so how much are you paying me again
to talk about you and your power?
367
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,693
- A fuck ton.
- A fuck ton.
368
00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,655
So, let's focus on that, shall we?
369
00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:54,951
You and your mum are bonding--
370
00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:58,416
- Which you said would give me a power.
- Might help give you.
371
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,631
Tell me more about
wholesome family fun time.
372
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,677
Land, but up.
373
00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:04,804
Mountains.
374
00:16:05,305 --> 00:16:06,515
- Foot house.
- Shoe.
375
00:16:07,184 --> 00:16:08,311
- [whimpers]
- Dog.
376
00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:10,774
- Correct.
- [laughs] Yes! [chuckles]
377
00:16:10,774 --> 00:16:12,527
- [Jizzlord] Jen and Jizz, eight.
- She's-- [groans]
378
00:16:12,527 --> 00:16:14,156
Mary and Ian, zero.
379
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,951
[Jizzlord] I see.
380
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:20,251
Next few rounds,
maybe we should be a team.
381
00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,590
You never asked me
to play with you before.
382
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,426
- You weren't ready.
- I'm ready.
383
00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:26,598
[inhales] I know. [chuckles]
384
00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:28,267
We're going to dominate them.
385
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:29,478
Mm-hmm.
386
00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:32,067
[chuckles]
387
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,779
["Girls" by The Dare plays]
388
00:16:33,779 --> 00:16:36,492
- [chuckles] Aw.
- Aw.
389
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,918
[grunts]
390
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,420
Oh.
391
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,590
[chuckles]
392
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,178
[groans]
393
00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,642
- Yeah, that's-- Yeah, okay.
- [Jen grunts]
394
00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:49,936
Too much.
395
00:16:54,528 --> 00:16:57,117
You understand
that it's not so transactional, right?
396
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,286
[Jen] Yes, of course.
397
00:16:58,286 --> 00:17:01,250
I'm not just being nice to my mum
so I can get a power.
398
00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:03,379
That'd be horrible.
399
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:06,010
I'm being nice to my mum.
Why don't I have a power?
400
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,890
So, when a power doesn't materialise,
you're fine with it?
401
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,351
You don't try another tack?
402
00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:12,397
No. I'm very patient.
403
00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:15,738
And you're not hiding anything from me
about your family?
404
00:17:15,738 --> 00:17:17,950
No. You can read all about it.
405
00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:19,996
Those are history books.
406
00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,332
- Your history books.
- So?
407
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,835
[George]
History is written by the victors.
408
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,716
There's not gonna be anything in there
that doesn't make you look good.
409
00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:27,344
Maybe I'm just great.
410
00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:29,473
- [George] Hmm.
- [Jen] Okay, no.
411
00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:32,395
I-I-I did have a backup plan.
412
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:35,276
George said that my family
should be closer, right?
413
00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:37,615
I've invited her in.
I've introduced her to Jizz.
414
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,534
I'm being nice to her. What else is there?
415
00:17:39,534 --> 00:17:43,585
Well, the whole meet-the-parents thing,
it's only really the beginning.
416
00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,673
- What did you just say?
- The meet the parents--
417
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,092
Parents thing.
418
00:17:47,927 --> 00:17:48,929
Parent-suh.
419
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:52,227
[scoffs] Oh, my God. I am so stupid.
420
00:17:52,227 --> 00:17:56,820
My power isn't coming through
because my family isn't whole.
421
00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:00,744
[gasps]
422
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,171
No.
423
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,217
So, you invited your dad?
424
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,054
Yeah. Makes sense, doesn't it?
425
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,350
It does if you feel
your family is fractured.
426
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,730
Um, did your parents have a bad divorce?
427
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:17,277
Uh, th-they're not strictly divorced.
428
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,657
More estranged.
429
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,160
Yeah, anyway.
430
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,957
Dad has always been
a bit of a sore spot with Mum.
431
00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:25,961
So, how did it go when he arrived?
432
00:18:25,961 --> 00:18:27,840
[sighs] Right. So...
433
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,134
[both sigh]
434
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:31,180
[Kash] We should get the whole suit.
435
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,474
[panting]
436
00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:33,935
- [George] Jen!
- [Jen] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
437
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,606
But it ties everything together.
I promise.
438
00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:36,733
[both sigh]
439
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,402
[Kash] We should get the whole suit.
440
00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:39,488
[panting]
441
00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:41,785
It opens up so many options.
442
00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:45,166
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
443
00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:48,798
[both] Fireworks.
444
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,636
[both laugh]
445
00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,806
Do you want a cup of tea? I'm parched.
446
00:18:52,806 --> 00:18:53,892
Oh, yeah.
447
00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:56,063
- [Clark] Do you take milk?
- Uh, no. Just tea.
448
00:18:56,063 --> 00:18:57,148
♪ Thicc ♪
449
00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:58,693
Maybe I should try some milk.
450
00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:00,196
♪ I like how you swing your hips ♪
451
00:19:00,196 --> 00:19:03,202
Maybe I like milk, but I wasn't socialised
to think it was an option.
452
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:05,206
I mean, I could just try a dash.
453
00:19:05,707 --> 00:19:07,377
It's not all black or all milk. Right?
454
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:08,588
Tea exists on a spectrum.
455
00:19:08,588 --> 00:19:10,759
♪ Chicken nuggets, we should dip ♪
456
00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:14,015
Um, I'll just leave the milk out,
and you can do it yourself.
457
00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:15,769
Music?
458
00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:20,444
["Kiss From A Rose" by Seal plays]
459
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:23,660
Okay.
460
00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:30,591
♪ There's so much a man can tell you
So much he can say ♪
461
00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:32,761
♪ You remain... ♪
462
00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,890
[gasps] Oh!
I forgot to put the sugar in there.
463
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,310
[gasps] Oh! Oh.
464
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,563
[gasps] Oh, gosh.
465
00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:38,857
I'm so-- Rats.
466
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:40,318
Oh, gosh.
467
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:42,656
It's gone everywhere.
Oh, God, did it get on you?
468
00:19:42,656 --> 00:19:43,867
I'm so, so sorry.
469
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,330
Oh. [gasps]
470
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:49,085
[Jen] Okay, so that's not
how I wanted the dinner to end.
471
00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:51,131
Don't add it to your cons list!
472
00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:53,553
Well, you did just make your mum cry.
473
00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,972
But that wasn't my intention.
474
00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:58,270
Like she is perfect.
The fucking webcam peeper.
475
00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:01,360
One little check-in can't hurt.
476
00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:03,238
[Clark groans]
477
00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:04,617
[Clark panting]
478
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:11,004
♪ My eyes become large and the light
That you shine can't be seen ♪
479
00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:18,394
♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss
From a rose on the grey ♪
480
00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:19,437
[both breathing heavily]
481
00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:24,573
♪ Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah ♪
482
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:27,663
[Jen] And there wasn't any tear-fall.
Her eyes were moderately damp at best.
483
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:31,086
[whimpers]
484
00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:35,511
[Jen] And she saw the whole thing.
485
00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:42,066
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
How does this tie everything together?
486
00:20:43,695 --> 00:20:45,156
Oh, I-I guess it doesn't.
487
00:20:45,949 --> 00:20:49,080
Why do I get the feeling you don't want me
to know how this dinner ends?
488
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,420
Fine.
489
00:20:53,882 --> 00:20:56,303
[Jen] We always finish the night
with 'Guess the Celebrity'.
490
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,769
- Am I a politician?
- No.
491
00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:01,021
Have I won an Oscar?
492
00:21:02,148 --> 00:21:03,484
- Maybe.
- [gasps]
493
00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:05,070
[Jen] So I'm a woman? Am I white?
494
00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:06,198
- [Mary] Yes.
- Taylor Swift.
495
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,035
- [sighs] Should've made it harder.
- [chuckles]
496
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,414
[Martin] Whoa, now,
there's still someone left to play.
497
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:12,460
Hello, Beanie.
498
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,468
Carrie did me one, so I've no idea.
499
00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:18,598
- It's not cheating.
- [chuckles]
500
00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:20,309
[chuckles]
501
00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:24,067
Are you sure she's okay?
I've never seen her so quiet.
502
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:26,154
It's fine. Yeah.
I-It's family games night.
503
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,658
We're all family.
504
00:21:27,658 --> 00:21:29,035
Aw. This is a good one.
505
00:21:30,162 --> 00:21:31,874
[sighs, breathes shakily]
506
00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:38,011
Now, go on. Guess.
507
00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:39,765
Mmm. [swallows]
508
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:43,021
It's a bit on the nose, but am I alive?
509
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:44,692
[Jen laughs]
510
00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:52,165
Hey, we're not finished playing.
511
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:54,043
Don't even speak to me.
512
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,337
- Just don't.
- Mum.
513
00:21:55,337 --> 00:22:01,099
I told you time and again,
I do not want to talk to him.
514
00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:03,437
But you have to step out
of your comfort zone to grow and--
515
00:22:03,437 --> 00:22:09,449
Don't give me that clinic woo-woo,
self-help smoothie bullshit!
516
00:22:09,449 --> 00:22:11,494
I don't want to grow. I'm done.
517
00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:13,457
He died.
518
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,923
I've dealt with it. I moved on.
519
00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:18,551
Uh, someone's moved the buttons on this.
520
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,972
Oh, fuck me for wanting
a family again then.
521
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,726
I was just trying to do something nice.
522
00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:24,647
You have a family.
523
00:22:25,982 --> 00:22:28,320
Do you know how hurtful that is to Ian?
524
00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:31,827
It does feel like a searing hot knife
through my heart.
525
00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,706
But we have to consider her feelings too.
526
00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:36,545
Yes. Yeah, thank you, Ian. Yeah, tell her.
527
00:22:36,545 --> 00:22:39,342
She's full of absolute longing
and desperation.
528
00:22:39,342 --> 00:22:41,012
- [scoffs]
- For my family.
529
00:22:41,012 --> 00:22:42,724
For a power. Huh?
530
00:22:43,225 --> 00:22:44,227
[scoffs]
531
00:22:46,983 --> 00:22:48,903
You selfish wee bitch.
532
00:22:48,903 --> 00:22:51,742
- Well, you raised me.
- Don't remind me. Waste of time.
533
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:53,830
- I hate you.
- I hated you first!
534
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:57,629
And I'm glad you like talking to him,
535
00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:02,054
because he's the only parent
you'll be talking to.
536
00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:03,933
Good. He's the one I wanted.
537
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,271
- Ian!
- Yes. Sorry.
538
00:23:07,691 --> 00:23:10,947
[folk music plays]
♪ It was a wedding upstate ♪
539
00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:13,619
♪ That rekindled an ache ♪
540
00:23:13,619 --> 00:23:14,705
[sighs]
541
00:23:15,707 --> 00:23:19,464
♪ I thought it would fade, boy ♪
542
00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:22,094
What's that? What are you writing?
543
00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,267
[Jizzlord] Uh, don't be mad.
544
00:23:25,267 --> 00:23:27,188
- Wow.
- I know.
545
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,446
I'm a little confused. Your mum's
reaction seems way over the top.
546
00:23:31,446 --> 00:23:33,408
I know. Geez.
547
00:23:33,408 --> 00:23:35,204
She can never see things
from my perspective.
548
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,333
People don't just act like that.
549
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,799
Is there anything about your dad
that might explain your mum's actions?
550
00:23:41,592 --> 00:23:42,594
Um...
551
00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:44,514
I don't--
552
00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:47,562
No, I can't think of anything.
553
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:49,858
Jen.
554
00:23:50,401 --> 00:23:51,654
Jennifer.
555
00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:53,448
Look at me.
556
00:23:55,829 --> 00:23:57,498
I thought we'd gone over this.
557
00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:03,468
- [sighs] Okay, Jen.
- He's dead.
558
00:24:07,017 --> 00:24:08,228
My dad's dead.
559
00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:11,902
I speak to him through Carrie.
560
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,282
Mum never has.
561
00:24:17,371 --> 00:24:19,000
This would've been helpful
to know earlier.
562
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,085
Yeah, I know.
563
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:23,843
But... [sighs]
...you know, it's-- it's a bit--
564
00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:27,474
Well, you're gonna say
it's a bit fucked up, aren't you?
565
00:24:28,059 --> 00:24:30,355
No. No.
566
00:24:31,107 --> 00:24:32,443
It was a disaster.
567
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:37,411
I was a shit girlfriend
and a shit daughter.
568
00:24:38,915 --> 00:24:40,292
And I feel like shit.
569
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:41,377
♪ Yesterday's gone now ♪
570
00:24:41,377 --> 00:24:42,589
[sighs]
571
00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:48,308
♪ I want to move out ♪
572
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:55,197
♪ Out in the world where
We'll go anywhere ♪
573
00:24:55,197 --> 00:24:56,282
Good girl.
574
00:24:56,282 --> 00:24:57,661
- [folk music fades]
- [hip hop plays]
575
00:24:57,661 --> 00:24:59,330
♪ If you're brave, come and get some ♪
576
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:01,794
♪ Come and get some
Come and come and get some ♪
577
00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:03,839
♪ If you're brave, come and--
Come and get some ♪
578
00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:05,843
♪ Come and get some
Come and come and get some ♪
579
00:25:05,843 --> 00:25:10,770
♪ Looking at me
Caught you looking at me ♪
580
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:15,362
♪ Can’t afford what you see, no way ♪
581
00:25:24,631 --> 00:25:28,054
♪ As I'm sitting in my room
Feeling kinda depressed ♪
582
00:25:28,054 --> 00:25:31,603
♪ Everything is such a mess
Am I overwhelmed, yes ♪
583
00:25:31,603 --> 00:25:34,610
Shh. It's problematic.
584
00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:35,695
[bell dings]
585
00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,824
- What was that?
- Uh-- Nothing.
586
00:25:38,743 --> 00:25:40,580
♪ I'm a mess
Down and unimpressed ♪
587
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,541
Mmm.
588
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,170
♪ Never happy at my best ♪
589
00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:46,800
- ♪ It's not you, it's me again ♪
- ♪ I'm a mess ♪
590
00:25:49,055 --> 00:25:50,683
♪ I'm obsessed ♪
591
00:25:53,313 --> 00:25:55,985
♪ Depression is my middle name ♪
592
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,993
♪ Prescription is not the same ♪
593
00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:02,916
♪ Depression is my middle name ♪
594
00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:07,717
♪ No, I don't know why I'm laughing
I'm just a sad bitch ♪
595
00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:13,520
♪ Sad bitch ♪
596
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,277
♪ Sad bitch, bad bitch
Don't get too attached bitch ♪
597
00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:20,702
♪ Blastin', desperate
Not someone to mess with ♪
598
00:26:20,702 --> 00:26:24,208
♪ Lost those minds
Just give in to the meds ♪
599
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,882
♪ No, I don't know why I'm laughing
I'm just a sad bitch ♪