1 00:00:00,334 --> 00:00:03,045 [distant buzzer blares] 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,175 [liquid pours] 3 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,606 I didn't want to go trick-or-treating 4 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,442 'cause I thought I was too old to dress up. 5 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,776 Hey, baby, you up? 6 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,528 The thing is, got a weakness 7 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:30,656 for those little bite-size 3 Musketeers bars. 8 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:31,866 [guard] Crack 25! 9 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:32,950 [buzzer blares] 10 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,370 Oh, man. We've been over this, boss. 11 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,164 I have every right to use the plumbing 12 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,874 to cultivate a romantic relationship 13 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,751 with the female inmate on the third floor. 14 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:42,918 That's not why I'm here. 15 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,670 [woman] Jack, papi, are you there? 16 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:45,755 Yeah, baby. 17 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:49,884 [woman] I got the picture you sent. You got a handsome dick! 18 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,429 Gloria, I'm gonna have to call you back. We have company. 19 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,182 If you're trying to take my bug, then we might be throwing hands. 20 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,976 Me and this little guy have gotten very attached. 21 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,521 He's the only one polite enough to listen to my stories. 22 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,648 I don't give a shit about your bug, Rooster. 23 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,402 You can put a vest on it and take it on a plane, for all I care. 24 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,904 You're both getting out today. 25 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,739 Him and the bug are getting out? 26 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,616 Not the bug. You and him. 27 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,035 The bug has been free to leave whenever he wants. 28 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,870 Bullshit. 29 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,164 I still got eight months. This fool got four years left. 30 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,833 Governor's lettin' out a bunch of nonviolent inmates 31 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,251 because of the coronavirus, 32 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,045 and you dumbasses are two of them. 33 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,046 Grab your stuff. 34 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,173 What the hell is coronavirus? 35 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,674 Beats the shit out of me. 36 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,470 Thanks for always being there, Nelson. 37 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,682 [♪ up-tempo theme plays] 38 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,062 [woman] Next! 39 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,690 Weh-hell, this is crazy, huh? 40 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,692 If you'd a-told me this morning that I was gonna-- 41 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,945 Here's $40 and your personal belongings. 42 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,863 The clothes you came in with are down the hall. 43 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:56,033 If you've been here longer than 10 years, we apologize for the moth problem, 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,494 which has since been rectified. Next! 45 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,955 What exactly is this coronavirus, anyway? 46 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,249 A couple weeks ago, some dumbass ate a rotten bat. 47 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:06,293 Now people are dying from the flu, and they shut down the NBA. 48 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:07,878 Mnh. Next! 49 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,550 Hey, yo, what up, Shelley? 50 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,177 They're lettin' you out? When you come back next week, 51 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:16,720 don't bring the coronavirus. 52 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,473 Not gonna happen. I ain't eatin' no bat. 53 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,268 [distant buzzer blares] 54 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,395 [buzzer blares] 55 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,367 Okay, this is it, folks. 56 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,120 You're all free to go, but please keep in mind, 57 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,873 the state has issued a shelter-in-place order. 58 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,916 What's a shelter-in-place order? 59 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:50,713 Unless you are essential-- which I assure you, you are not-- 60 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,298 you need to stay in your home. 61 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:55,509 But we've been in prison. We don't have a home. 62 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,303 I agree, it's a bit of a head-scratcher, 63 00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:00,890 but we were just told to let you go, so that's what we did. 64 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:02,892 Good luck. 65 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,812 [buzzer buzzes] 66 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,322 What, no? No, I can't stay with my boyfriend 67 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,324 because he is still in prison. 68 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,117 Besides, we're not that serious. 69 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,828 We talk through the toilet, and I've only seen a picture of his dick. 70 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,958 Yeah. No, I know. 71 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,336 Okay... you know what? Just forget it. 72 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,670 Forget it! 73 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:32,755 [huffs] 74 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,388 Hey, man. Someone coming to pick you up? 75 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:45,017 Ah, look who wants to take a deep dive into my personal life all of a sudden. 76 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,353 Man, if you knew how many inmate stories 77 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,064 I've had to listen to over and over again, you... 78 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,525 Never mind. You take care. 79 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,072 Hey! Hold up. 80 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,783 [chuckling] I'm just playing with you. 81 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:04,244 All right, look, my-- my moms is coming to get me. 82 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,539 How 'bout you? 83 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,167 Well, I attempted to call my parents. 84 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,796 It's been so long since we talked, I forgot their number. 85 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,465 I just tried dialing, hoping muscle memory would kick in. 86 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,468 Ended up calling a Walgreens. 87 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,178 Chatted with the pharmacist for a spell. 88 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,889 Dale. Solid dude. Funny. 89 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,557 [laughs] Yeah. 90 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,396 I'll tell you what, give me that 40 bucks, 91 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,232 and you can stay at my mom's place for a couple of nights. 92 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,360 Are you serious? Thank you so much. 93 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,406 Could I keep 40 cents? 94 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,907 I've been really dreaming about buying 95 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:44,368 a pack of Fruit Stripe gum for a long time. 96 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:47,830 No. 97 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,418 [horn toots twice] 98 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,004 -Hey, Mommy. -Hey, shithead. 99 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,006 I thought you said you quit smoking. 100 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,843 I say a lot of things. 101 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:01,927 Come on. 102 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:10,602 [engine revs] 103 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:18,444 Let me tell you, the world is upside down right now. 104 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:22,072 Grocery stores are stripped bare. Restaurants are closed. 105 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:25,075 We're all cooped up like a bunch of mental patients. 106 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,910 Been the worst ten days of my life. 107 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,123 Mommy hold up a second. 108 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,046 Hey, girl, you need a ride? 109 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,422 What's your name again? 110 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,507 Jack. 111 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:45,512 Mine's Barb. Like the wire with the little spikes on it. 112 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,515 What were you in for? 113 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,851 Selling weed. 114 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,227 Weed? 115 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:56,523 Weed's practically legal as long as you say you're anorexic, 116 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,317 or you have PTSD or something. 117 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,278 Well, it wasn't legal in 1994, 118 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,655 when they had mandatory minimum drug sentences. 119 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:04,782 Shit. 120 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,075 [grunts] 121 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,331 Twenty-six years! 122 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,916 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 123 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,334 That's a full Kendall Jenner. 124 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,668 A what? 125 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:20,130 A famous chick. Her dad was an Olympic guy 126 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,633 who's now a woman who's hotter than me. 127 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,302 -Hmm. -You got a lot of catching up to do. 128 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,222 I'm just saying, it doesn't really sound like you got a lot of options. 129 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,724 I'm offering you a place to stay, 130 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:34,144 and the only thing I want in return is all the money that you got. 131 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,482 [grunts] 132 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,400 This virus thing is serious, huh? 133 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:43,904 I guess. Trump's on TV twice a day. 134 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,324 Oh, yeah, the rich guy. He's president, huh? 135 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,409 -Is he good? -I don't know. 136 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,495 He's funny. 137 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,750 She's going to crash with us, Ma. 138 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,755 And that makes four. Hope you guys like canasta. 139 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,675 -Hi. -Hello. 140 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,135 [engine struggles] 141 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,679 [engine starts and sputters] 142 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:17,980 [♪ up-tempo vintage song plays] 143 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,983 Tesla! My first Tesla! 144 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,401 [chuckles] 145 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,947 This is a cute neighborhood. You guys live around here? 146 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,533 No, just taking the scenic route. 147 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,160 [low] Rooster, keep your eyes peeled. 148 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,705 So, sweetie, what'd you get locked up for? 149 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,998 Credit card cloning. 150 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,917 Identity theft, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, 151 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,545 and... wire fraud. 152 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,005 At least you follow through. 153 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,299 -Brick house. -Take the wheel. 154 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,188 Were either of you guys in "D" block? 155 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,981 Yeah, we both were. Why? 156 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,901 That's where my man is. Do you guys know a guy named Jack? 157 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,740 His name is Jack. 158 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,033 Well... 159 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,618 A different Jack, different Jack. 160 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,622 This one is six-foot-six, 28 years old. 161 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,790 He's ripped. He says he looks like a cross 162 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:19,875 between The Rock and... 163 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,501 [both] ...Alex Rodriguez. 164 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:22,586 [coughs] 165 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,879 I used to have to listen to this fool 166 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,881 whisper all that bullshit through the toilet. 167 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,593 I'm sorry. 168 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,431 -Is this even your dick? -I'll tell you, let me see. 169 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,268 That's my dick. 170 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,855 I thought you told me this picture was for your sister. 171 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:44,733 -Why didn't you take one of yours? -Mine's camera shy. 172 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,830 Why is there a picture of your freckled pecker in my car? 173 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,464 What are we doing at Melvin's? 174 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,467 I need toilet paper. You can't buy any in the stores anymore. 175 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,302 People panicked and scooped it all up, 176 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,971 leaving the rest of us to improvise. 177 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,223 Had to throw away a perfectly good oven mitt last night. 178 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,892 Should we be wearing masks? 179 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,519 Depends on which channel you watch. 180 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,855 I'm waiting for Dr. Phil to chime in before I go out and buy one. 181 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,357 They're not easy to find. 182 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,693 Dug this one out of a Dumpster at a construction site. 183 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,453 Forty bucks for two lousy rolls? 184 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,290 -Yeah, prices went up. -Since when? 185 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,708 Since my supplier at the motel 186 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,918 got her dumb ass fired for stealing toilet paper. 187 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:47,713 How is your mother? 188 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,173 Good. Looking for work. 189 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,762 Well, here we are. Home, sweet home. 190 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,312 There's a shelter-in-place order. We're trying to flatten the curve. 191 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,147 Why don't you mind your own business 192 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,442 before I flatten your nose, you nosey old bitch. 193 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:12,279 Ohhh! Garbage cans got fancy. 194 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,239 What other colors can you get? 195 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,242 [Rooster smacks lips] Pickles! 196 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,327 He's dead. 197 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,623 Just put that stuff in the dining room with the rest of my loot. 198 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,251 Wow, you've been busy. 199 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:29,421 Business is booming since everyone can't go to the store. 200 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,173 Gotta make hay while the sun shines. 201 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,633 All right, let me give you the tour. 202 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,554 This is the kitchen. Dinner's usually around seven. 203 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,556 Do either of you have any allergies 204 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,310 or things that you're intolerant of, such as gluten or dairy? 205 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,062 I'm not a huge fan of mayo. 206 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:49,274 Well, my condolences, as that's a staple here. 207 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,567 [whispers] What's a gluten? 208 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,153 TV gets most of the local channels, 209 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,198 but if you're somebody who just can't live without CBS, 210 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,407 then you gotta get the ladder to 211 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,786 climb onto the roof to point the antenna towards the water tower. 212 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,412 Be careful if it's raining, though. 213 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:06,333 Rooster's father broke his neck trying to watch Blue Bloods, God rest his soul. 214 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,046 You look a lot like your father. 215 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,925 Yeah, I got my dad's looks and my mother's thirst for adventure. 216 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,552 It's a pretty good one-two punch. 217 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,769 This is Rooster's bedroom. 218 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,230 Between bouncing in and out of juvie and now prison, 219 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,440 he's never been home long enough to redecorate. 220 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,445 Hey, what happened to my Dora the Explorer drapes? 221 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:39,324 Did you not hear what I said about the toilet paper shortage? 222 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:43,453 This is my bedroom which brings me to the most important house rule. 223 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,831 Don't come in here looking to slip a cock in me. 224 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,707 I'm in a committed relationship 225 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,042 with someone I met online, 226 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:53,547 and I am for once in my life trying to remain faithful. 227 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:57,259 The problem is I have a weakness for bad boys. 228 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,469 I sometimes get lonely. 229 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,598 I will on occasion treat myself to half a box of chardonnay. 230 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,852 Now, any one of these things by itself, I can handle, 231 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,896 but on a night when all three combine forces, 232 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,815 I tend to get a little grabby. 233 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,443 So, just be prepared to put up a bit of a fight. 234 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,657 Nonessential stores are closed, 235 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,118 but you can help yourselves to my parents hand-me-downs. 236 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,413 They locked into their fashion choices in the mid-'70s, 237 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,707 so prepare to look like the Partridge Family. 238 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,333 There may even be a tambourine in there. 239 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,295 This was Rooster's twin brothers' room 240 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,089 before they moved to Mexico with dreams of joining a cartel. 241 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,758 Odds aren't great they're coming back. 242 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,514 They used to fight all the time, so I put in the drywall 243 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,974 to keep them from killing each other. 244 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,978 If one of you snores, you might want to plug up the bullet holes. 245 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,813 Who wants the side with the doorknob? 246 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,899 Uh... you can have it. 247 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,609 I'll feel more at home if I'm locked in. 248 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,362 ♪♪♪ 249 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,327 [Barb chuckles] 250 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,629 [ringing and clanging] 251 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,270 What's that noise? 252 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,566 You know Phillipe, the grocery store bagger with the milky eye 253 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,860 who got into all that trouble for sitting outside the high school 254 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,196 and offering girls rides home on his moped? 255 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,156 -Yeah. -He's a hero now. 256 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,908 Delivers Bugles right to your doorstep. 257 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,992 Hmm. 258 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,121 [indistinct television chatter] 259 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,624 Why was Rooster's dick under my pillow? 260 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,044 Rooster said you liked it, so I thought you might want it back. 261 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,213 Unless of course you prefer the real thing. 262 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,714 I wouldn't mind a grandbaby. 263 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,174 Look into adopting. 264 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,052 Me having sex with your son is the last thing that's gonna happen. 265 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,972 What's the first thing? I'd like to get started 266 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,266 so we can get to the last thing as soon as possible. 267 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,684 [Gloria sighs] 268 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,727 I kind of like these vintage clothes. 269 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,065 Or as someone of your advanced age would call them, clothes. 270 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,986 Look, I'm really sorry. I should have been honest with you. 271 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:24,489 -I'm over it. -Oh, okay. 272 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,367 And just to be clear, you and I are no longer... 273 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,244 A couple? No, we're not. 274 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,870 Got it. 275 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,915 Can't believe this lady's letting us stay here. 276 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,834 Do you think she's crazy? 277 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,129 Allowing a couple ex-cons to move into her house, no questions asked? 278 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,215 I wouldn't put her on the high end of the sanity scale, 279 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,883 but... we have no choice. 280 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,968 This is serious. 281 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,137 -What? -The thing. The virus. 282 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,888 It's... it's not good. 283 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,183 And as experts continue to debate the use of masks, 284 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,020 Dr. Fauci has encouraged frequent handwashing 285 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,731 while cautioning Americans against touching their faces. 286 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,441 We can't touch our faces? 287 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,358 I guess not. 288 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,319 Well, now all I want to do is touch my face. 289 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,945 Everything's itching. 290 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,575 Relax. 291 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,828 The news just likes to play on your emotions to keep you watching. 292 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,205 And to end our newscast on a brighter note, 293 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,334 here's Todd McGillroy with "Hometown Heroes." 294 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,044 There you go. Look. 295 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,046 After they scared you, they try and make you happy again. 296 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,883 Here at Kimberton Memorial Hospital, the overworked nursing staff 297 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,801 can't wait to get home and rest. 298 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:31,056 But for Lindsey Barton, home is only a few steps away. 299 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,183 My mother's been watching the kids while I work, 300 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,061 and I can't risk exposing her to the virus. 301 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,979 Sleeping in the car is doable. 302 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,106 The tough part's not being able to see my kids. 303 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,484 But even though she can't see them, 304 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,071 she can still keep her promise of reading them a bedtime story. 305 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,574 "Rumble, tumble blocks and roaring tigers. 306 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:53,453 Funny tummy chuckle, and a big boo to you." 307 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,247 My son understands why I'm not there, but... 308 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,708 my youngest is pretty confused 309 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,460 why she can only hear Mommy's voice. 310 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,087 Good night, guys. 311 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,630 I love you. Be good. 312 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,386 Are you crying? 313 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,889 Yes, I'm crying. How are you not crying? 314 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,058 I thought this was supposed to make me happy. 315 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,853 [Barb] Dinner's ready. 316 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,406 Contrary to what that asshole Guy Fieri might say, 317 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,534 this is my famous John Wayne casserole. 318 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,785 [Jack] Ohh! 319 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,329 Ground beef, cheese, vegetables, jalapenos, 320 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,707 all baked on top of a biscuit crust. 321 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,959 If anyone in your family has a history of heart disease, 322 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,669 you might want to see an extra prayer. 323 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,395 So, you're religious. 324 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,646 I pray, if that's what you mean. 325 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,981 Works, too. 326 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,900 I asked God to not let my baby rot in prison 327 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,319 for the rest of his life for stealing an ice cream truck. 328 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,904 And here he is. 329 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,742 You think God created a worldwide pandemic just to get your son out of prison? 330 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,368 He works in mysterious ways. 331 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,580 And... now that He's brought me a crew... 332 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,373 -A what? -A crew. 333 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,126 A crime family. Us. 334 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,503 I'm thinking after dinner, 335 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,215 we visit Melvin's place and steal us some toilet paper. 336 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,842 Sweet. 337 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,135 You guys can do that, I guess, 338 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,345 but I'm-- I'm probably gonna hang back, if that's cool. 339 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,722 No, that's not cool. 340 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,641 If there's any surprises, we need numbers. 341 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,310 You're living under my roof, 342 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,313 and from the generous helping of John Wayne on that plate, 343 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,898 I assume you'll also be using 344 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,941 more than your fair share of the toilet paper. 345 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,987 Did I take too much? I'm sorry I didn't-- 346 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,406 In prison, it just goes by the size of the section on your tray. 347 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,116 God, eat all you want. 348 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,451 But you'll have to earn your keep. 349 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,829 Yeah, OK, I-- I hear that, it's just 350 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,123 I'm-- I'm-- I'm not really a criminal. 351 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,000 I got incarcerated for selling weed. 352 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,419 I never stole from anyone or hurt anyone. 353 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,670 It's just not my vibe. 354 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,797 So, you think you're better than us? 355 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,466 No, I didn't say that. It's just... I'm-- I'm not... 356 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,219 Look, according to the news, 357 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,638 everyone is suffering one way or another. 358 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,558 Seems like everybody should be helping each other, not stealing. 359 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,853 People suffering's nothing new. That's life. 360 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,482 You wake up, you suffer, you drink, you go to sleep. 361 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,026 Just because there's a nasty case of the sniffles going around 362 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,736 doesn't mean people are gonna change. 363 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,823 I saw in the newspaper how some politicians 364 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,451 who knew about this months ago are pocketing millions 365 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:42,330 dumping stocks and telling the public that everything's gonna be fine. 366 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,041 -Well, that's terrible. -That's America. 367 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,460 Keep your head on a swivel, and keep your eye out 368 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,462 for opportunities to get what's yours. 369 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,966 And Melvin deserves to get robbed. 370 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,052 He's the reason no one around here can wipe their ass 371 00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,056 without dipping into their 401 retirement thingy. 372 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058 J. 373 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,811 We're gonna steal more than toilet paper, though, right? 374 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,895 You said he gets paid in cash. 375 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,897 -I like this chick. -[chuckles] 376 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,483 Are you serious? You told me you were done with crime. 377 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,360 And you told me you were 20 years younger, 378 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,071 six inches taller, and had a tattoo of a dragon on your back. 379 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,364 We are all adapting. 380 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,367 I have a dragonfly on my upper inner thigh. 381 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,703 She's right. I bet Melvin is making bank. 382 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,997 I say we pack some heat and have him take us to the cash. 383 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,915 So now we got guns? 384 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,501 Armed robbery, possible kidnapping. That's your plan. 385 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,713 I like it. 'Cept someone other than Rooster holds the gun. 386 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,924 The last time we robbed a place, I got shot in the back of the thigh 387 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,426 before we even got in the pet store. 388 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,510 I barely nicked you. 389 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,846 You didn't even notice it until you took a shower the next morning. 390 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,098 All right, look, you guys can do what you want, 391 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,601 but I just spent 26 years in prison, and I'm not going back. 392 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,769 I've been dreaming about too many things: 393 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,771 walking in the grass with bare feet, 394 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,024 sitting under the stars. 395 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,610 Drinking water that doesn't smell like rotten eggs. 396 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,615 This is delicious, by the way. 397 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,408 -So you're out? -I'm out. 398 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,037 Then get the hell out. 399 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,122 Come on. Seriously? 400 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,417 I'm starving. And the virus is out there. 401 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,544 You'll be fine. 402 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,255 Just hold your breath and try not to touch nothing. 403 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,524 So, what's the plan? 404 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,902 Well, I'm with Rooster. 405 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,779 I say we drive over there after dessert 406 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,238 and one of you two stick a gun in his face. 407 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,951 -Is there a dessert? -Gummy worm cobbler. 408 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,119 ♪♪♪ 409 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,291 [gulps air] 410 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,216 [♪ guitar intro plays] 411 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,100 [♪ vocalist sings folksy ballad] 412 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,494 [soft grunt] 413 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,127 [gulps air] 414 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,570 [laughing] 415 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,699 Hey, buddy, would you mind putting this in the machine for me? 416 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,118 Does the dollar have that virus on it? 417 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,579 Uh, I'm not sure. 418 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,414 I think you're on your own with that, man. 419 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,710 [gulps air] 420 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,771 ♪♪♪ 421 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,665 [machine whirrs] 422 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,133 [gulps air] 423 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:07,762 [laughs] 424 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,732 You understand that you just touched every little thing on that machine 425 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:23,945 with the outside of your shirt, including the mint you put in your mouth. 426 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,367 [laughs] 427 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,245 [laughter continues] 428 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,372 [distant train whistle blows] 429 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,963 Melvin knows me, so I'll have to wait in my car, 430 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,675 but he doesn't know Gloria, and he still thinks Rooster's in jail. 431 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:49,137 So, as long as Rooster wears a mask, we should be cool. 432 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,683 You're gonna get caught. 433 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,184 I said get out. 434 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,602 You're gonna get caught or killed. 435 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,146 It's a shitty plan. 436 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:02,817 First of all, you drive a 1976 AMC Pacer that backfires. 437 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,111 Everyone's gonna notice you. 438 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,321 Do you even know if this guy has a security system? 439 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:10,158 Does he keep his money in a safe, or does he put it in a bank? 440 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,450 [handle squeaks] 441 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,035 We need a better plan. 442 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,496 We? So you're in? 443 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,914 I don't have a choice 444 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,584 if I don't want to catch this virus while dying of starvation. 445 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,211 But I'm not going back to jail, so if we're gonna do this, 446 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,504 we need to do it right. 447 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,214 And you know how to do it right? 448 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,008 I thought you weren't a criminal. 449 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:31,512 I'm not. But you don't spend 26 years in prison 450 00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,222 without learning a few things. 451 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,224 Now with your newer cars, 452 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:39,228 you got to deal with factory alarms and more complicated ignitions. 453 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,689 Older models, they're easier to get into. 454 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,028 You know how to hotwire a car? 455 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,197 Nope. I'm in here for selling weed. 456 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,657 First thing you got to do is find the ignition wire. 457 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,576 [engine starts] 458 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:58,915 If you're gonna rob someone, you need to be patient, okay? 459 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,833 People are creatures of habit, 460 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,836 so it usually doesn't take too long to figure out what those habits are. 461 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,631 Just keep your distance, be patient, 462 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,716 and follow your victim's every move. 463 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,930 And keep in mind, there are really only three things you need to know for sure. 464 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,849 You need to find out where they keep their money... 465 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,146 ...what they do at night... 466 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,107 ...and when they go to sleep. 467 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,408 Once you know the routine, that's when you come up with the plan. 468 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,868 So, how'd you get caught, then? 469 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,703 Oh, I didn't get busted for stealing. 470 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,373 I strangled my brother when I found out he was banging my husband. 471 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,457 -Ohh. -Yeah. 472 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,210 Robbing an ATM? How's that work? 473 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:48,089 They sell high-tech shit that can intercept people's ATM pin code. 474 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,590 But you don't need all that. 475 00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:53,678 You can just set up your camera nearby, capture someone's code easy. 476 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,764 Just make sure the camera's pointed at the keypad, 477 00:25:56,973 --> 00:26:00,309 and the next time they enter their code, you're good to go. 478 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,770 Larceny of a cat? 479 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,689 I would have gotten away with it if my sister didn't have 480 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,857 one of them stupid video doorbells. 481 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:09,402 From now on, I'm climbing in through windows. 482 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,237 That's why you got to work on your calves. 483 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,323 Come on, don't quit. Yep, one more. 484 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:18,077 Two of my victims are already drunk, but I still didn't like to take chances. 485 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,413 Did you know you can make chloroform with various items 486 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,123 you can find in most people's kitchens? 487 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,542 I learned that on an episode of Law and Order. 488 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,711 First thing you need is some bleach. 489 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,842 ♪♪♪ 490 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,225 [soft chuckle] 491 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,564 [toilet flushes] 492 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,364 I think there was something wrong with that sushi. 493 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,658 Where'd you say you found it again? 494 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,834 -Wiggles? -You know this chick? 495 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,086 She's Rooster's trashy ex-girlfriend. 496 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,630 Makes sense she's banging a dirtbag like Melvin. 497 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,382 Maybe they're just friends...? 498 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,551 Come on, we're on the clock here. 499 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,181 [Inmate Ed] After you steal the ATM card, grab your camera, 500 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,391 and it's time to make a withdrawal. 501 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,185 But timing is crucial. 502 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,771 Now, the thing to remember about ATM cards 503 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,774 is that you want to max them out just before midnight. 504 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:34,070 Then, when the daily limit resets itself, you can hit it again. 505 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,571 Depending on the person's limit, 506 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,366 that can mean an extra thousand bucks, easy. 507 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,076 ♪♪♪ 508 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,415 A lot of people in here believe 509 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,376 there's no such thing as the perfect crime. 510 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,169 I disagree. 511 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:53,089 A perfect crime is a crime that nobody even knows happened. 512 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,173 Ha! 513 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,387 Barb, we're just taking the money. 514 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,555 Grabbing it from the back of the stack. He'll never know. 515 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:05,142 That way, it doesn't matter where you leave your fingerprints 516 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:07,812 or how many pictures the camera took 517 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:11,899 because if no one reports a crime, nobody's gonna try to solve it, either. 518 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:47,518 Oh, weird, I dreamt that I came out of the bathroom 519 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,229 and smelled bleach and then passed out. 520 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,690 Yeah. Last night was just a dream. 521 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,151 Just a weird dream. 522 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,992 Not bad. 523 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,786 -Not bad at all. -It's a start. 524 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,288 What are you gonna do with your share, Ma? 525 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,167 I'm gonna wait a few weeks until this virus blows over, 526 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,960 and then I'm gonna go on a cruise 527 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:16,297 with my online boyfriend, Jean Michel Duklon. 528 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,841 Finally get some real loving. 529 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,093 We talk dirty over email, 530 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:25,306 and I'm getting tired of diddling my bean with my reading glasses on. 531 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,765 [♪ guitar music plays] 532 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,735 [♪ vocalist sings folksy ballad] 533 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,119 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 534 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,047 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 535 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,644 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 536 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,647 [soft chuckle] 537 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:25,324 [happy chatter] 538 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,618 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 539 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,254 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 540 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:52,810 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 541 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,906 [♪ folksy ballad continues] 542 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,376 [President Trump] Right, and then I see the disinfectant. 543 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:21,005 It knocks it out in a minute, one minute, 544 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,382 and is there a way we can do something like that? 545 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,885 By injection inside or... 546 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,471 or almost a cleaning? 547 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,015 'Cause you see it gets in the lungs, 548 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,017 and it does a tremendous number on them, 549 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,727 so it'd be interesting to check that. 550 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,271 So that, you're gonna have to use medical doctors with. 551 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:40,024 But it sounds... it sounds interesting to me. 552 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,025 Hmm. 553 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:44,820 Doctors have warned that Trump's theory of using household cleaners 554 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,448 to rid your body of the coronavirus is not... 555 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,910 You missed dinner. Everyone loved it. 556 00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,830 I made my second favorite dish, Duke Takes a Dive. 557 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,750 It's basically John Wayne casserole, but with tuna. 558 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,126 Where you been? 559 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,588 Oh, just, uh, exploring the town. 560 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,048 Been stuck in prison half my life. 561 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:07,718 Felt good to go for a walk, not have to turn left every 46 paces. 562 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:08,802 Mmm. 563 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,806 ...severe vomiting or death. 564 00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,933 And finally tonight, 565 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,561 remember the nurse who was sleeping in her car? 566 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:21,357 Well, that story has developed into a bit of a Channel 10 mystery. 567 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:22,983 I can't explain it. 568 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:26,278 It was just sitting there on the front seat. 569 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:27,404 When I told my mother, 570 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:30,699 she said she found another one just like it on the front porch. 571 00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:32,910 I guess someone just felt generous. 572 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,411 [Todd McGillroy] Someone certainly did. 573 00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:38,999 And now Lindsey's kids don't have to just listen to Mommy tell bedtime stories, 574 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,502 they get to see her as well. 575 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:46,548 "Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out, 576 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:51,512 and he was a beautiful butterfly." 577 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,305 Good night, guys. 578 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,973 Mommy loves you. 579 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:57,851 -I love you, Mommy. -I love you, Mommy. 580 00:32:57,935 --> 00:32:58,936 Good night. 581 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,438 [exaggerated kiss] 582 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,149 So damn cute. 583 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,194 Rooster, I love you! 584 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,448 Rooster! 585 00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:12,741 [Rooster] What? 586 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,494 -I love you. -Love you too. 587 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,579 [distant train whistle blares] 588 00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:37,057 [sniffles] 589 00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:38,767 [sighs] 590 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,240 Ohh. 591 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,646 [♪ percussive music plays] 592 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,568 [♪ vocalists sing cheerful song] 593 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,505 ♪♪♪ 594 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,650 ♪♪♪ 595 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,861 We should talk about our next job. 596 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,990 Since Mother Teresa over here will only steal from bad people, 597 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:43,952 I took the liberty of writing up a list of douchebags in the area. 598 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,663 Maybe we shouldn't be thinking so small. 599 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:49,041 Those politicians you mentioned, who were dumping stocks 600 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,751 while lying about the virus, 601 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,753 turns out one of them's from around here... 602 00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,671 and she is a loaded. 603 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,633 ♪♪♪ 604 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:11,605 [sneezes] 605 00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:21,365 Well. That's a fly in the ointment we're going to have to swat.