1 00:00:00,256 --> 00:00:01,882 [static] 2 00:00:01,966 --> 00:00:03,759 What's going on with you and Jack? 3 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:06,303 Rooster told me you guys had a thing in prison. 4 00:00:06,387 --> 00:00:09,181 Well, we just used to talk to each other through the toilet. 5 00:00:09,265 --> 00:00:11,058 And turns out, he was lying to me the whole time. 6 00:00:11,142 --> 00:00:14,729 I gotta say, I thought you were crazy, but you were right. 7 00:00:14,812 --> 00:00:16,188 -Mm. -It feels good. 8 00:00:16,272 --> 00:00:18,941 Yeah. Sure does. 9 00:00:19,024 --> 00:00:20,526 What's your name? 10 00:00:20,609 --> 00:00:21,819 Rooster. 11 00:00:21,902 --> 00:00:24,029 Rooster. Exotic. 12 00:00:24,113 --> 00:00:26,824 Don't be puttin' no toenails in there, tryin' to get a free dog again. 13 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:28,325 Nah, it's an engagement ring. 14 00:00:28,409 --> 00:00:30,119 You need to make a choice. 15 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:32,663 Do you want a mother or whatever this trash calls herself? 16 00:00:32,747 --> 00:00:33,622 I'm sorry. 17 00:00:33,706 --> 00:00:36,167 [Wiggles] You made your choice and you chose Mommy. 18 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,169 I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein. 19 00:00:38,252 --> 00:00:39,336 Rooster. 20 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,130 [Gloria] That's a Claude van Woodson. 21 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:43,716 It's probably worth half a million dollars if we can get our hands on it. 22 00:00:43,799 --> 00:00:48,554 What do you say, Jack? Crooked politician lying to the people while she cashes in? 23 00:00:48,637 --> 00:00:49,597 Bad enough for ya? 24 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,766 See these security cameras inside her house? 25 00:00:51,849 --> 00:00:55,311 We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get 24-hour surveillance inside her home. 26 00:00:55,394 --> 00:00:59,023 And the house can air out all weekend while no one's here. I'm done! 27 00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:00,858 They're goin' away for the weekend. 28 00:01:00,941 --> 00:01:02,818 We're gonna be rich! 29 00:01:03,903 --> 00:01:05,905 [suspenseful music plays] 30 00:01:27,051 --> 00:01:29,011 When do you think he'll be here? 31 00:01:29,094 --> 00:01:29,929 Soon, I hope. 32 00:01:30,012 --> 00:01:31,889 You were right, though. 33 00:01:31,972 --> 00:01:33,390 A few days ago when you said 34 00:01:33,474 --> 00:01:35,976 you were worried about someone screwin' this whole thing up. 35 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,688 Well, we still have time. There's no reason to panic. 36 00:01:39,772 --> 00:01:41,607 Clock is tickin' on this thing, though. 37 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:44,026 I mean, figuratively. 38 00:01:44,109 --> 00:01:45,945 It doesn't tick at all, does it? 39 00:01:46,028 --> 00:01:48,906 [tape rewinding] 40 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,334 [clears throat] 41 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:03,254 Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 42 00:02:03,337 --> 00:02:05,714 [mocking] Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 43 00:02:05,798 --> 00:02:06,632 [chuckles] 44 00:02:06,715 --> 00:02:09,093 Sure, I'll be down in a sec. 45 00:02:17,977 --> 00:02:20,062 Whoa. Are you makin' a bomb? 46 00:02:20,145 --> 00:02:21,605 It's a fizzy water machine. 47 00:02:21,689 --> 00:02:25,693 I'll make you one, but be warned, I prefer my carbonation sharp. 48 00:02:25,776 --> 00:02:27,695 Like the devil dancin' on my tongue. 49 00:02:27,778 --> 00:02:28,863 Well, maybe later. 50 00:02:28,946 --> 00:02:30,698 Gloria and I are gonna walk to the phone store. 51 00:02:30,781 --> 00:02:32,783 If we're gonna hit the Congresswoman's house Saturday, 52 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,577 we're all gonna need to be able to communicate. 53 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:37,413 So it takes two people to go to the phone store, does it? 54 00:02:38,706 --> 00:02:39,957 Is this a date? 55 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:44,461 No, it's not. I just wanted to see the inside of a phone store. 56 00:02:44,545 --> 00:02:46,130 Why? Did she say something to you? 57 00:02:46,213 --> 00:02:49,300 Told me she saw you naked through the bullet hole in the twins' bedroom. 58 00:02:49,383 --> 00:02:50,926 Said you got abs. 59 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,011 Kinda. 60 00:02:52,094 --> 00:02:54,847 -Let's hit it. Hmm? -Oh. 61 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:59,101 She also said your nipples are nicely placed. 62 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:04,982 Have fun, lovebirds. 63 00:03:07,192 --> 00:03:09,153 Here. I put all of our numbers in your phone. 64 00:03:09,236 --> 00:03:11,238 If you wanna call Barb, press "Barb." 65 00:03:11,322 --> 00:03:12,615 If you wanna call me, press "Gloria." 66 00:03:12,698 --> 00:03:13,657 If you wanna call Rooster... 67 00:03:13,741 --> 00:03:15,284 Wait, wait, let me guess. 68 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:20,289 [chuckles] Sorry, I'm just used to having to spell it all out for Barb and Rooster. 69 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:24,126 Yeah, I hear ya. They're an interesting pair, those two. 70 00:03:24,209 --> 00:03:27,463 The other day, I had to explain that there's no cotton in cotton candy. 71 00:03:27,546 --> 00:03:29,173 -[chuckles] -Took a good chunk of the afternoon 72 00:03:29,256 --> 00:03:34,178 and ended with all of us tasting a little bit of lint from the dryer. 73 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,305 I just hope they don't screw it up. 74 00:03:36,388 --> 00:03:37,681 Maybe you and I should be the ones 75 00:03:37,765 --> 00:03:40,309 to go into the Congresswoman's and grab the painting. 76 00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:43,145 They should just sit in the car and pretend to be lookouts or something. 77 00:03:43,228 --> 00:03:44,313 That sounds good. 78 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:45,940 We also need to pick up some maps 79 00:03:46,023 --> 00:03:49,109 and find a good parking place where we can sneak in from the back way. 80 00:03:49,193 --> 00:03:51,695 We don't need maps. You have maps on your phone. 81 00:03:51,779 --> 00:03:53,739 Really? How do you...? 82 00:03:53,822 --> 00:03:56,659 Uh, you just press "maps," right? Right. 83 00:03:56,742 --> 00:03:58,661 Ah. 84 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:01,872 There is one other thing I wanted to ask you. [chuckles] 85 00:04:01,956 --> 00:04:04,625 [newswoman on TV] Coronavirus, which is said to be caused by a bat, 86 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:09,088 is just the latest in a long line of infectious diseases caused by animals. 87 00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:11,048 You didn't let me finish. 88 00:04:11,131 --> 00:04:14,176 Didn't need to. It's not gonna happen. 89 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:15,928 Did you fall? 90 00:04:16,011 --> 00:04:17,012 Gas bubble. 91 00:04:17,096 --> 00:04:19,056 It's not that big a deal, Jack. 92 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:21,266 [Jack] Maybe not to you. 93 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:22,184 [sighs] 94 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:24,603 [newswoman on TV] Additionally, the West Nile virus, rabies, Lyme disease, 95 00:04:24,687 --> 00:04:25,521 Rocky Mountain... 96 00:04:26,981 --> 00:04:29,858 The more news I watch, the more I'm startin' to see the light. 97 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:35,906 Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, now this bat disease... 98 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:38,909 Those kooky ass vegans might be on to something. 99 00:04:38,993 --> 00:04:41,954 Maybe we should just eat vegetables and kill all the animals. 100 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,834 I mean, eat the ones we have, of course, but, you know, 101 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,420 just stop makin' more chickens and shit. 102 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:51,296 You're overreacting, Jack. 103 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,842 Overreacting? You asked if I could get my mother to paint a forgery. 104 00:04:54,925 --> 00:04:58,262 We need one for the job, and you said your mother could paint. 105 00:04:58,345 --> 00:05:00,347 I am just exploring our options. 106 00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:03,434 Here. 107 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:04,518 I already have a phone. 108 00:05:04,601 --> 00:05:07,479 A flip phone. It takes you 20 minutes to type a text. 109 00:05:07,563 --> 00:05:09,481 That's only because the bottom row is broken 110 00:05:09,565 --> 00:05:11,191 and it takes me a while to figure out 111 00:05:11,275 --> 00:05:13,235 how to respond without the letters P through Z. 112 00:05:13,318 --> 00:05:16,196 We're gonna need P through Z, Barb. We're gonna need P through Z. 113 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,616 This is a big job. It has to be perfect. 114 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,327 Which is why we need your mom to make a copy of the painting. 115 00:05:22,411 --> 00:05:24,455 Why do we need a painting if we're stealing a painting? 116 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:27,124 Because if we can replace this one with a fake, 117 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:29,251 no one will realize the real one is gone. 118 00:05:29,334 --> 00:05:31,962 That looks like Stretch Armstrong and his wife doing it underwater. 119 00:05:32,046 --> 00:05:33,338 I'll paint that shit. 120 00:05:33,422 --> 00:05:35,132 It's a lot more difficult than you think. 121 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:37,634 Which is why we need someone who can paint. 122 00:05:37,718 --> 00:05:40,179 I'm not implicating my mother in a crime. 123 00:05:40,262 --> 00:05:41,972 Why not? My mother's implicated. 124 00:05:42,056 --> 00:05:45,350 If she does a good job, no one will even know a crime was committed 125 00:05:45,434 --> 00:05:48,896 unless they try to sell the painting, like, 20 years from now. 126 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:51,440 Did you hear that? Twenty years. 127 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:52,524 How old's your mother? 128 00:05:52,608 --> 00:05:54,193 Seventy-six, I think. 129 00:05:54,276 --> 00:05:57,738 Seventy-six. Do I need to say it? 130 00:05:57,821 --> 00:05:59,615 You don't need to say it. 131 00:05:59,698 --> 00:06:00,741 You know what I'm talkin' about, though, right? 132 00:06:00,824 --> 00:06:01,909 We know what you're talking about. 133 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:07,081 'Cause I don't wanna say it, but in 20 years... probably less. 134 00:06:07,164 --> 00:06:08,165 Does she smoke? 135 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:09,833 Oh, we get it, Barb. 136 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,378 She's gonna be dead, that's all I'm sayin'. 137 00:06:13,462 --> 00:06:14,838 Can't you find someone else? 138 00:06:14,922 --> 00:06:15,881 There's no time. 139 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:19,760 If we miss this window, it'll take us months before we find another opportunity. 140 00:06:19,843 --> 00:06:21,804 Did you hear that? Months. 141 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:25,099 How old's your father? 142 00:06:25,182 --> 00:06:27,684 Damn it. Fine. 143 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:29,520 How do you take a picture with this thing? 144 00:06:30,479 --> 00:06:31,313 You just press... 145 00:06:31,396 --> 00:06:32,856 The camera. I see it. 146 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,191 [camera shutter clicks] 147 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:36,318 All right. 148 00:06:36,401 --> 00:06:37,361 [exhales deeply] 149 00:06:37,444 --> 00:06:41,573 Ugh, somebody needs to stand on my back and put some pressure on this bubble. 150 00:06:41,657 --> 00:06:43,534 I'm fillin' up like a balloon. 151 00:06:43,617 --> 00:06:45,410 Rooster, go pop your mother. 152 00:06:45,494 --> 00:06:48,080 [funk music plays] 153 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:53,168 [groans] 154 00:06:53,252 --> 00:06:55,796 [♪ "Talk About the Good Times" by Jerry Reed plays] 155 00:07:34,835 --> 00:07:37,671 I don't know. I thought it might be cool, but if you don't have time... 156 00:07:37,754 --> 00:07:39,339 Are you kidding? I'd love to. 157 00:07:39,423 --> 00:07:42,718 And from the picture you sent, the painting looks fun. 158 00:07:42,801 --> 00:07:45,888 What a thoughtful birthday gift for your girlfriend. 159 00:07:45,971 --> 00:07:48,182 She loves art and you love to paint, so it's... 160 00:07:49,183 --> 00:07:51,310 [Jack] What's Dad doing back there? 161 00:07:51,393 --> 00:07:55,397 Hmm. Trying to listen to Marty Shafferman on the fourth floor. 162 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,648 Your dad's gone a little buggy 163 00:07:56,732 --> 00:08:00,402 ever since they stopped letting us out of our rooms because of the virus. 164 00:08:00,485 --> 00:08:03,697 I just heard my name and the word "prance." 165 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:06,909 I don't prance! I have plantar fasciitis! 166 00:08:06,992 --> 00:08:08,994 What does this Marty guy have against Dad? 167 00:08:09,077 --> 00:08:11,538 Marty Shafferman died five months ago. 168 00:08:11,622 --> 00:08:15,209 Your father just needs to get outside again. We all do. 169 00:08:16,501 --> 00:08:17,336 And don't worry. 170 00:08:17,419 --> 00:08:20,047 I'll get that painting to you lickety-split. 171 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:23,425 Oh, hop off, hop off! I don't think this is workin'. 172 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:25,052 One of you might have to yell "boo" 173 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:28,096 and scare this bubble out of me hiccup-style. 174 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:31,808 So, how much you think we'll pocket after we sell this painting? 175 00:08:31,892 --> 00:08:34,686 My fence usually charges 20% of the value, 176 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,522 but we haven't figured out the final details yet. 177 00:08:37,606 --> 00:08:39,942 Mom's in. She said she can paint it lickety-split. 178 00:08:40,025 --> 00:08:44,488 Ah, that's great. I found an art store in San Diego that can drop off the canvas. 179 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:46,323 I'll have FedEx pick it up after she's done. 180 00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:48,951 Your mom said "lickety-split"? 181 00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:51,995 Yeah, it means do something quickly. 182 00:08:52,079 --> 00:08:53,455 You sure about that? 183 00:08:53,538 --> 00:08:56,083 'Cause I thought it was slang for goin' down on a lady. 184 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:58,210 You know, 'cause you lick the... 185 00:08:58,293 --> 00:08:59,920 That is absolutely not what it means. 186 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,505 Agree to disagree. 187 00:09:02,881 --> 00:09:06,593 Uh, I need a credit card for the shipping. Barb? 188 00:09:08,136 --> 00:09:08,971 I don't have a credit card. 189 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,097 How do you not have a credit card? 190 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,808 Because I'm not a sucker who buys things they can't afford 191 00:09:12,891 --> 00:09:14,601 just to pay interest for the rest of my life. 192 00:09:14,685 --> 00:09:17,062 I have a debit card, but my account's empty. 193 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:18,814 Then we have to put money in it. 194 00:09:18,897 --> 00:09:23,318 I don't really wanna go to the bank. Hey, could we use Western Union? 195 00:09:23,402 --> 00:09:26,196 That's how I send cash to my online lover, Jean Michel Duklon. 196 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,531 We don't have time. 197 00:09:27,614 --> 00:09:30,450 There are a lot of moving pieces and everyone needs to chip in, 198 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:31,535 so get your cash. 199 00:09:31,618 --> 00:09:35,122 -We're going to the bank. -[muttering] 200 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,210 -[funk music plays] -[train crossing bell rings] 201 00:09:53,348 --> 00:09:57,978 Wow. Mom nailed it. Gloria, come look at this. 202 00:09:58,061 --> 00:10:00,314 [Gloria] Getting out of the shower. I'll be down in a sec. 203 00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:01,940 Oh, it looks just like the real thing. 204 00:10:02,024 --> 00:10:03,317 Until you look at the back. 205 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:06,945 Oh, shit. 206 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:09,448 Why would she do that? 207 00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:11,658 I had to tell her something, so I said it was a birthday gift. 208 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:15,120 For someone you love and wanna give X's and O's to. 209 00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:17,289 I'm not in love with... 210 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:19,666 Gloria's gonna know that I had to say something. 211 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,294 I mean, I guess it's complicated because in prison we kinda... 212 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:24,838 Is it gonna be weird? It's weird, isn't it? 213 00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:26,173 You're making it weird. 214 00:10:26,256 --> 00:10:28,508 Relax, I got some white paint in the garage 215 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:31,345 from when I painted my own crosswalk in front of the post office. 216 00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:32,262 I'll fix it. 217 00:10:32,346 --> 00:10:33,347 All right. 218 00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:36,350 It came? How did it come out? 219 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:39,436 Great. Perfect. Almost perfect. 220 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:43,357 It's a little dusty, so Barb's giving it a once-over with the leaf blower. 221 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,941 -Wait, hold on. -Oh. 222 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:49,529 Uh, while Barb's doing that, you and I should take this box outside 223 00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:51,490 and make sure the painting's gonna fit in the car. 224 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:56,370 -Okay. -[chuckles] Yeah. Oh, God. 225 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,584 Where's the Pacer? 226 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,921 Rooster. 227 00:11:06,671 --> 00:11:07,923 [sighs] 228 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:09,549 [phone rings] 229 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,802 [panting] Go for Rooster. 230 00:11:11,885 --> 00:11:14,346 [dramatic music plays] 231 00:11:14,429 --> 00:11:16,807 [tape rewinding] 232 00:11:22,521 --> 00:11:24,523 [dance music plays from bus] 233 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,622 -[driver] Shit! -[brakes screech] 234 00:11:40,705 --> 00:11:42,541 [thud] 235 00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:49,506 What the hell is wrong with you? 236 00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:52,175 Melvin's in jail and I'm not. 237 00:11:52,259 --> 00:11:55,011 That's fate telling us that we need to get married. 238 00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:58,557 Melvin's in jail because you set him up. He told me. 239 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,599 That's not true. 240 00:11:59,683 --> 00:12:01,893 We just needed him to think that because... 241 00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:04,312 Well, I can't tell you what the truth is, 242 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:07,315 but the truth is not the truth that you think the truth is. 243 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:08,942 And that's the truth. 244 00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,402 Are you saying the word "truth" a lot? 245 00:12:10,485 --> 00:12:13,905 'Cause if you're not, I think I have to go to the urgent care. 246 00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:16,658 Nah, I-I said truth a lot. 247 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:18,326 It's starting to confuse me a little too. 248 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,495 Baby, please. 249 00:12:20,579 --> 00:12:21,872 I love you. 250 00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:24,124 All right, if you knew what I was doing next week, 251 00:12:24,207 --> 00:12:25,542 I know that you would take me back. 252 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,002 What are you doing? 253 00:12:29,337 --> 00:12:30,547 They said I can't tell you. 254 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,466 That's the problem. 255 00:12:32,549 --> 00:12:35,218 You need to be the Rooster who cock-a-doodle-does 256 00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:38,096 when everyone tells you cock-a-doodle-don't. 257 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:42,350 If you didn't listen to your mother, we would still be together. 258 00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:43,685 [horn honks] 259 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:47,439 I gotta go. Just leave me alone, okay? 260 00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:51,485 I need to be with a man who isn't afraid to think for himself. 261 00:12:55,989 --> 00:12:58,575 Just leave me alone, okay? I need to be with a man... 262 00:12:58,658 --> 00:13:00,494 Wait, did I already say that? 263 00:13:00,577 --> 00:13:03,163 I can't tell what I'm thinking and what I'm saying. 264 00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:04,873 Yeah, you already said it. 265 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,042 Did I say that my titties itch? 266 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,043 No. 267 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,051 -Oh. -You didn't let me finish. 268 00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:18,678 Didn't need to. It's not happening. 269 00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:22,015 -[Gloria] Oh, did you fall? -[Barb] Gas bubble. 270 00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:25,310 -[Gloria] It's not that big a deal, Jack. -[Jack] Maybe not to you. 271 00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:31,900 Hey, do you know anything about girls? 272 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,360 Only teenage girls. 273 00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:34,611 That sounded creepy. 274 00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:37,364 I just mean the last time I had a real girlfriend, I was in high school. 275 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:40,158 You know? [gags] 276 00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:41,952 God, that's like needles. 277 00:13:42,035 --> 00:13:46,414 Hey, don't tell my mom, but I asked Wiggles to marry me and she said no. 278 00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:49,751 Are you sure I can't tell Wiggles about the Congresswoman job? 279 00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:51,211 Because if she knew I was gonna be rich... 280 00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:53,171 -Rooster... -[sighs] 281 00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:54,923 Fine, I won't say anything. 282 00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:58,635 Hey, do you think she'd like it if I sang her a song? 283 00:13:58,718 --> 00:13:59,594 Do you sing? 284 00:13:59,678 --> 00:14:02,055 Just in the shower and I'm terrible. 285 00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:03,431 Well, I would definitely not sing her a song. 286 00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:04,349 How about a poem? 287 00:14:04,432 --> 00:14:07,227 A poem's not the way to go. I don't know how to rhyme, bro. 288 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,020 -Uh... -[Gloria] You're overreacting, Jack. 289 00:14:09,104 --> 00:14:10,230 Overreacting? 290 00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:13,275 You asked if I could get my mother to paint a forgery. 291 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,782 Hey, Rooster. Do you know how...? 292 00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:22,242 Oh, you going somewhere? 293 00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,244 The Itsy Bitsy. 294 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:26,246 Since you won't let me tell Wiggles I'm gonna be rich, 295 00:14:26,329 --> 00:14:29,666 I've been doin' some Googlin', this site called wikiHow. 296 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:33,211 I think it's, like, doctors and scientists and shit. 297 00:14:33,295 --> 00:14:36,423 They said that the best way to get Wiggles back 298 00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:39,092 is to look handsome and to act like I don't like her. 299 00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,094 Looking handsome is easy, 300 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:44,347 but it's not in my nature to be mean to the woman I love. 301 00:14:45,432 --> 00:14:48,768 Oh, hey, wait. Do you know how to find a flower shop on this thing? 302 00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:51,855 Never had a cell phone before. It's cool, but I'm a little lost. 303 00:14:51,938 --> 00:14:53,815 Thank you. 304 00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:55,442 My mom started the painting today 305 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:58,486 and I wanna get her a little something to thank her. 306 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:03,825 It keeps asking if I'll accept cookies, but she's diabetic, so no can do. 307 00:15:03,908 --> 00:15:06,494 -[woman moaning on phone] -Good Christ! 308 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:08,038 That's what a phone is for. 309 00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:10,081 You can find a flower shop in the Yellow Pages. 310 00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:13,585 This is different than what I've seen before. 311 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,504 Yeah, pornography's come a long way in the last 26 years. 312 00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:21,676 Do they have movies with just two people the same age and not step-relatives? 313 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,594 -[moaning continues] -Oh! 314 00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,431 Maybe you've been locked up too long to dive back into the deep end. 315 00:15:26,514 --> 00:15:30,060 Grab some cash and come with me. We'll dip your toes in. 316 00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:39,069 I I thought they had to close this place down because of Covid. 317 00:15:39,152 --> 00:15:42,238 The owner uses that party bus at night to fly under the radar 318 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:44,199 of the county's health and safety inspector, 319 00:15:44,282 --> 00:15:48,203 and recently figured out a way to keep everyone inside the club safe. 320 00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:50,664 [dance music plays] 321 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:56,711 Huh. Hamster ball. Smart. 322 00:15:56,795 --> 00:15:57,629 Right? 323 00:15:57,712 --> 00:16:01,800 Almost all great inventions were created to help men look at half-naked women: 324 00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:05,011 movie cameras, magazines, windows... 325 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,846 [loud pop] 326 00:16:08,348 --> 00:16:14,062 Leon, I need a new ball. Some dude had car keys in his pocket. 327 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:18,483 What are you doing here? I told you to stay away for me. 328 00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:19,943 I think. 329 00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:21,569 Well, I'm not here for you, boo. 330 00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:23,029 I'm just here to spend a little quality time 331 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:25,740 with some ladies I haven't already seen naked a thousand times. 332 00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:30,495 Hey, yo, what up, Jasmine! Meet me in the VIP closet! 333 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:34,416 [sighs] I hate this. 334 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:44,759 You lookin' to spend some of that cash, dumplin'? 335 00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:54,394 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey! 336 00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:56,146 You're not goin' back to the bikini bar again, are you? 337 00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:58,189 We need the Pacer for that job later tonight. 338 00:16:58,273 --> 00:17:00,108 -[engine starts] -Yeah, I know, I'll be back. 339 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,860 Wiggles is playin' hard to get. 340 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,611 Yesterday, she rolled the new girl over to me. 341 00:17:03,695 --> 00:17:05,697 I'm gonna take one more run at tryin' to make her jealous, 342 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:08,616 but if it doesn't work, I might have to do what you told me not to. 343 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:12,412 Wait, Rooster! Hey, don't tell Wiggles about the Congresswoman! 344 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,205 Ladies. 345 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,958 -Hi there. -Dogs. 346 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,975 We're closed. 347 00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,102 Why? 348 00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:40,273 We ran out of the big plastic balls, so we can't dance until we get more. 349 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:44,110 Okay, well, guess I gotta go chase down that party bus 350 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,863 so I can look at another woman dance slowly in beachwear. 351 00:17:48,406 --> 00:17:51,701 I know you're trying to make me jealous, Rooster. I'm not stupid. 352 00:17:51,785 --> 00:17:54,162 All the girls tell me you look at a picture of me on your phone 353 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:55,455 when they dance for you. 354 00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:58,082 You really think this would work? 355 00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,838 Scientists on the internet said it would. 356 00:18:03,922 --> 00:18:08,384 Of course. Always letting other people tell you what to do. 357 00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:14,349 All right, fine. You want me to think for myself? 358 00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:15,600 Well, I wanted to do something all week 359 00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:19,145 that I haven't done because somebody told me not to. 360 00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,105 Screw it. 361 00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:23,775 Here it goes... 362 00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:30,281 ♪ I don't quite know ♪ 363 00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:34,744 ♪ How to say ♪ 364 00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:39,290 ♪ How I feel ♪ 365 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:41,417 You can sing? 366 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,211 Can I? 367 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:44,504 It sounds awful in my head. 368 00:18:44,587 --> 00:18:47,090 If I knew how to rhyme, I'd do a poem instead. 369 00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:49,592 No, no, don't stop. It's beautiful. 370 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:55,390 ♪ Those three words ♪ 371 00:18:56,432 --> 00:19:00,103 ♪ I said too much ♪ 372 00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:04,440 ♪ They're not enough ♪ 373 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:08,403 ♪ If I lay here ♪ 374 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:14,033 ♪ If I just lay here ♪ 375 00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:21,708 ♪ Would you lie with me and just forget the world? ♪ 376 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:26,212 Yes. [chuckles] Yes. I'll lay with you forever. 377 00:19:27,922 --> 00:19:31,301 [♪ "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol plays] 378 00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:33,595 [phone rings] 379 00:19:33,678 --> 00:19:35,722 [panting] Go for Rooster. 380 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:38,600 [tires screech] 381 00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:39,642 [engine shuts off] 382 00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:41,519 [panting] 383 00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:43,271 I'm here! 384 00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:47,108 Sorry. My evening took a bit of a turn. 385 00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:49,527 Gotta take a quick rinse. 386 00:19:49,611 --> 00:19:52,196 Got a little, uh, romance on me. 387 00:19:55,617 --> 00:19:57,702 [sniffs] 388 00:19:57,785 --> 00:20:00,413 Oh, damn. That actually looks pretty good. 389 00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:01,539 I know, right? 390 00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:03,124 -It's perfect. -[chuckles] 391 00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:05,084 Front and back. 392 00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:08,838 "Happy birthday, Gloria. Love, Jack." 393 00:20:08,922 --> 00:20:13,718 Shit. It's gonna need a second coat. Screwed the pooch on that one. My bad. 394 00:20:15,219 --> 00:20:17,931 I had to tell my mother something, so I told her it was your birthday. 395 00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:20,099 -I don't know why she would... -It's fine. 396 00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:22,018 [sighs] 397 00:20:23,686 --> 00:20:25,355 -Seriously, I don't know why she... -I said, it's fine. 398 00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:27,649 I don't care what your mother put on the painting, okay? 399 00:20:27,732 --> 00:20:31,110 I just... [sighs] I just get nervous before a job. 400 00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:35,698 [funk music plays] 401 00:20:35,782 --> 00:20:38,284 [tape rewinding] 402 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:43,247 Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 403 00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:45,708 [mocking] Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 404 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:46,626 [chuckles] 405 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,586 Sure, I'll be down in a sec. 406 00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:52,215 [video call rings] 407 00:20:52,298 --> 00:20:55,927 Sorry, hands are wet. I had to answer with my nose. 408 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,346 This is a surprise. I thought you were in prison. 409 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,723 Got out early. I need to sell a painting. 410 00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:03,226 Well, uh, this isn't a great time for me to talk. 411 00:21:03,309 --> 00:21:07,814 Okay, but I need a counterfeiter, so do you know anyone that could...? 412 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,649 [beeping] 413 00:21:09,732 --> 00:21:12,193 They're an interesting pair, those two. 414 00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:15,488 The other day, I had to explain that there's no cotton in cotton candy. 415 00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:17,115 Better chunk of the afternoon 416 00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:19,909 and ended with all of us tasting a little bit of lint from the dryer. 417 00:21:19,993 --> 00:21:20,827 [laughs] 418 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,955 There are a lot of moving pieces and everyone needs to chip in, 419 00:21:24,038 --> 00:21:25,039 so get your cash. 420 00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:28,334 -We're going to the bank. -[muttering] 421 00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:35,967 [chimes] 422 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,052 [indistinct chatter] 423 00:21:43,016 --> 00:21:46,394 Barb! Hello there. Looking lovely as always. 424 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:48,187 Hello, Stan. 425 00:21:48,271 --> 00:21:50,481 This is why I don't go to the bank. 426 00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:52,442 Think of Jean Michel. 427 00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:56,237 [phone rings] 428 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,781 Oh. Okay. 429 00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:00,241 [phone rings] 430 00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:02,285 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 431 00:22:03,745 --> 00:22:04,787 [phone rings] 432 00:22:04,871 --> 00:22:07,832 Hey, man, sorry to keep bothering you, but I need... 433 00:22:07,915 --> 00:22:09,876 You need to stop calling me. 434 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,420 Hey, do you have any apples that aren't so squishy? 435 00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:13,755 Wait, why can't I call you? 436 00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:15,882 How did you get out of prison so early? 437 00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,091 Covid. Why? 438 00:22:17,175 --> 00:22:18,968 Well, in my experience, if someone gets out of prison early, 439 00:22:19,052 --> 00:22:20,219 they made a deal with the cops. 440 00:22:20,303 --> 00:22:21,637 Not that I'd have anything to worry about, 441 00:22:21,721 --> 00:22:22,930 'cause I run an honest business. 442 00:22:23,014 --> 00:22:24,849 You know I'd never work with the cops. 443 00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:28,519 James, James, you are the only guy I know that can move this kind of painting 444 00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:32,523 and I am in the middle of a job with a crew that I am barely keeping together. 445 00:22:32,607 --> 00:22:34,901 Two idiots and one guy who's gonna think I'm an idiot 446 00:22:34,984 --> 00:22:37,320 if I don't have everything lined up. Please. 447 00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:40,198 It was lovely catching up. What does the word "less" mean to you? 448 00:22:40,281 --> 00:22:41,240 [beeping] 449 00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:42,575 [sighs] Damn it! 450 00:22:42,658 --> 00:22:43,993 Debit card's loaded up. 451 00:22:44,077 --> 00:22:46,996 Stan was so boring to talk to, even the gas bubble needed to escape. 452 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,790 Let's go. 453 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:52,335 Sorry about the ticket. 454 00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:55,588 I don't care. Car's registered to my grandmother. 455 00:22:55,671 --> 00:22:58,466 If the county wants 27 bucks, they can go dig her up. 456 00:23:02,053 --> 00:23:03,805 Gloria, come take a look at this. 457 00:23:03,888 --> 00:23:06,724 I'm getting out of the shower. Be down in a sec. 458 00:23:06,808 --> 00:23:08,518 [hair dryer whirring] 459 00:23:08,601 --> 00:23:11,020 James, I know you are getting these messages. 460 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:13,189 You've gotta believe me, I'm not a rat. 461 00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:14,398 We're doing this job tonight 462 00:23:14,482 --> 00:23:17,235 and I really don't wanna tell these people that I can't come through. 463 00:23:17,318 --> 00:23:18,986 I need you for this. 464 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:23,282 Look, I'll even go 50-50 this time. Just call me. Please. 465 00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:30,498 Why do you keep lookin' at your phone? 466 00:23:30,665 --> 00:23:32,834 'Cause it's 2020, Jack. That's where people look. 467 00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:34,836 [siren wails] 468 00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:36,003 Oh, shit. What's this now? 469 00:23:38,548 --> 00:23:40,133 That house right there. 470 00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:41,759 Oh, this isn't good. [grunts] 471 00:23:43,427 --> 00:23:44,720 Where's Barb? 472 00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:45,805 -Who? -Who? 473 00:23:45,888 --> 00:23:46,848 The bitch who lives here. 474 00:23:46,931 --> 00:23:48,391 Okay, let's settle down. 475 00:23:48,474 --> 00:23:50,017 Would you mind working with me on this? 476 00:23:50,101 --> 00:23:51,894 I'm trying to keep the temperature to simmer. 477 00:23:51,978 --> 00:23:56,065 Yeah. Sorry. She... She called her Barb and we call her Barbara, 478 00:23:56,149 --> 00:23:57,024 so I... I wasn't... 479 00:23:57,108 --> 00:23:59,610 Second coat should do it. I got some snacks for the... 480 00:23:59,694 --> 00:24:01,571 There she is. 481 00:24:03,364 --> 00:24:05,700 [funk music plays] 482 00:24:05,783 --> 00:24:08,327 [tape rewinds] 483 00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:13,249 [vehicle engine starts] 484 00:24:23,301 --> 00:24:27,013 It's SodaStream time! Just got an email. It's been delivered. 485 00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:40,610 Barb. 486 00:24:57,835 --> 00:25:01,547 Really dig those ham-hock toes in there, Rooster. 487 00:25:01,631 --> 00:25:06,260 We need to force this bubble to pick a direction and head towards a hole. 488 00:25:06,344 --> 00:25:07,720 Think of Jean Michel. 489 00:25:10,097 --> 00:25:12,016 [phone rings] 490 00:25:12,099 --> 00:25:14,018 Haven't seen you in here for a while. 491 00:25:14,101 --> 00:25:16,562 Yeah, well, there's a virus killin' people, Stan, 492 00:25:16,646 --> 00:25:19,732 so I'm tryin' to avoid unnecessary errands. 493 00:25:19,815 --> 00:25:21,525 Just makin' a quick deposit. 494 00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:23,444 Take your break, Mike. I got this one. 495 00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:26,280 Barb's a VVIP and VVIP's get the manager. 496 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,126 [sighs] 497 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:40,836 How you doin'? 498 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,880 Don't you have a machine for that? 499 00:25:42,964 --> 00:25:44,924 I don't trust it. 500 00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:47,593 Have you tried the acai bowl place on Maple? 501 00:25:47,677 --> 00:25:48,511 [stomach gurgling] 502 00:25:48,594 --> 00:25:51,597 They expanded their outdoor dining out into the parking lot. 503 00:25:52,848 --> 00:25:56,352 If you wanna go sometime, I could grab one of Mom's placards, 504 00:25:56,435 --> 00:25:57,895 get us a handicap spot. 505 00:25:57,979 --> 00:25:59,689 [stomach gurgling] 506 00:26:02,358 --> 00:26:03,818 [stomach gurgling] 507 00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:05,778 So? 508 00:26:05,861 --> 00:26:11,867 [belches] 509 00:26:11,951 --> 00:26:13,494 Bubbles. 510 00:26:13,577 --> 00:26:16,330 Porch pirate! You stole my SodaStream! 511 00:26:16,414 --> 00:26:18,291 I'm sorry, your soda what? 512 00:26:18,374 --> 00:26:19,917 SodaStream! 513 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:21,961 Ma'am, would you mind if we search the house? 514 00:26:22,044 --> 00:26:25,881 Oh, wait, are you talking about one of those machines that makes the fizzy water? 515 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:28,175 Yes! A SodaStream! 516 00:26:28,259 --> 00:26:30,594 Okay, that's my bad. It was on our porch. 517 00:26:30,678 --> 00:26:32,972 I just assumed. I didn't read the label. 518 00:26:33,055 --> 00:26:34,724 They must have delivered it to the wrong house. 519 00:26:34,807 --> 00:26:38,019 I think somebody owes me an apology. 520 00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:40,896 Officer, could you hand me my shoe? 521 00:26:43,858 --> 00:26:45,318 Eat shit, Barb. 522 00:26:47,445 --> 00:26:49,655 I wanna press charges for that. 523 00:26:53,617 --> 00:26:54,952 [chuckles] 524 00:26:55,036 --> 00:26:56,579 Well, that worked out. 525 00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:59,707 I pissed off Sylvia and I'm halfway to a new pair of shoes. 526 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,625 [phone rings] 527 00:27:03,044 --> 00:27:03,878 [chimes] 528 00:27:03,961 --> 00:27:05,379 Oh, thank God. 529 00:27:05,463 --> 00:27:07,006 Okay, so I've done some research. 530 00:27:07,089 --> 00:27:08,799 The Covid thing seems to check out 531 00:27:08,883 --> 00:27:11,802 and you wet my whistle with the 50-50 proposal, so... 532 00:27:11,886 --> 00:27:13,554 Hey, thanks for work with me on this. 533 00:27:13,637 --> 00:27:15,389 I run a legitimate business! 534 00:27:15,473 --> 00:27:16,474 [beeping] 535 00:27:18,601 --> 00:27:22,104 You guys probably thought I would be the one to screw this whole thing up. 536 00:27:22,188 --> 00:27:24,940 But see, everything's fine. 537 00:27:28,319 --> 00:27:32,281 Excuse me. Whose car is this? 538 00:27:33,491 --> 00:27:34,492 [inhales] 539 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:41,874 We're gonna have to find another vehicle 540 00:27:41,957 --> 00:27:43,793 or we're gonna miss the window to steal this painting. 541 00:27:43,876 --> 00:27:46,295 [sighs] Maybe we should wait then. 542 00:27:46,379 --> 00:27:48,214 Wait? We're not waiting. 543 00:27:48,297 --> 00:27:51,008 I already told Jean Michel that I had a big surprise for him 544 00:27:51,092 --> 00:27:53,094 and if it's not that I'm stinkin' rich, 545 00:27:53,177 --> 00:27:56,389 I'm gonna have to dye my pubes purple or something. 546 00:27:56,472 --> 00:27:58,557 Well, I'm just saying, since we're not prepared, 547 00:27:58,641 --> 00:28:00,601 because Barb hasn't paid her parking tickets, 548 00:28:00,684 --> 00:28:02,520 then we should just delay it. 549 00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:05,106 Screw that! We're gettin' rich tonight! 550 00:28:05,189 --> 00:28:07,483 Can't we steal a car like we did when we robbed Melvin? 551 00:28:07,566 --> 00:28:10,027 Not knowing what we know now about this virus. 552 00:28:10,111 --> 00:28:11,237 I mean, if the windows were up, 553 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,115 there could be a whole Covid cloud sealed up in there. 554 00:28:14,198 --> 00:28:16,158 The most important thing is our health and safety. 555 00:28:16,242 --> 00:28:18,786 Health and safety. 556 00:28:18,869 --> 00:28:20,913 I think I know where we can get a vehicle. 557 00:28:20,996 --> 00:28:22,998 [dance music plays from bus] 558 00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:35,136 Ah, what the hell? 559 00:28:40,015 --> 00:28:41,559 Uh-uh, no hop-ons, man. 560 00:28:41,642 --> 00:28:43,227 I am not a customer. 561 00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:45,354 I am from the County Health and Safety Office 562 00:28:45,438 --> 00:28:50,192 and I am afraid I'm gonna have to confiscate this illegal mobile bikini bus. 563 00:28:50,276 --> 00:28:51,527 Oh, shit. 564 00:28:51,610 --> 00:28:53,612 [dance music plays from bus] 565 00:28:58,784 --> 00:29:00,828 [music stops] 566 00:29:00,911 --> 00:29:03,747 Barb, stop that. We're here. 567 00:29:03,831 --> 00:29:06,333 It's gonna take me and Gloria a few minutes to walk through the woods, 568 00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:08,544 another ten minutes or so to break in and make the switch. 569 00:29:08,627 --> 00:29:12,465 Oh, Rooster, take a picture of me on this pole. 570 00:29:12,548 --> 00:29:15,092 I wanna send it to Jean Michel Duklon. 571 00:29:15,176 --> 00:29:18,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. 572 00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:21,974 Jean Michel's never seen a picture of me from closer than 20 feet away. 573 00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,893 Put a friendly distance between me and the lens. 574 00:29:24,977 --> 00:29:27,646 All right, now, uh, keep your eyes on the road. 575 00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:29,440 If anyone stops or the cops drive by, text me and we'll... 576 00:29:29,523 --> 00:29:30,357 [phone rings] 577 00:29:30,441 --> 00:29:32,526 Oh, shit, I gotta take this. 578 00:29:33,861 --> 00:29:34,778 [chimes] 579 00:29:34,862 --> 00:29:35,696 Hey, Mom. 580 00:29:35,779 --> 00:29:37,615 Did your girlfriend like the painting? 581 00:29:37,698 --> 00:29:41,118 Loved it. Sorry I didn't call. It's been a busy day. 582 00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:43,412 Hurry up or we'll miss our turn. Hi, Jack. 583 00:29:43,496 --> 00:29:44,413 Hi, Dad. 584 00:29:44,497 --> 00:29:46,582 Your dad's anxious to go downstairs. 585 00:29:46,665 --> 00:29:49,126 We're allowed to go outside and visit our friends again. 586 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,837 Oh, you're kidding. That's fantastic. 587 00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:54,215 [slow guitar music plays] 588 00:29:54,298 --> 00:29:56,509 [tape rewinding] 589 00:29:56,592 --> 00:29:58,010 What is Dad doin'? 590 00:29:58,093 --> 00:29:59,386 Your dad's gone a little buggy 591 00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:02,765 ever since they stopped letting us out of our rooms because of the virus. 592 00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:06,227 Your father just needs to get outside again. We all do. 593 00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:09,563 Mom started the painting today. I'm gonna send her a little something to thank her. 594 00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:13,984 You lookin' to spend some of that cash, dumplin'? 595 00:30:14,068 --> 00:30:15,110 What? 596 00:30:15,194 --> 00:30:20,324 Actually, I'm lookin' to spend all of it. How much to get you out of that thing? 597 00:30:20,407 --> 00:30:21,742 [chuckles] 598 00:30:21,825 --> 00:30:25,955 They don't know who sent them, but wait until you see this. 599 00:30:27,373 --> 00:30:31,126 Oh, someone sent a bunch of giant balls to the retirement home. 600 00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:32,962 Isn't it wonderful? 601 00:30:33,045 --> 00:30:35,297 Your father and I already took a turn this morning. 602 00:30:35,381 --> 00:30:37,424 And the balls are so festive. 603 00:30:37,508 --> 00:30:40,761 Some of them have glitter and they all smell like vanilla. 604 00:30:40,844 --> 00:30:42,054 Fancy. 605 00:30:42,137 --> 00:30:44,014 Marty Shafferman is dead. 606 00:30:44,098 --> 00:30:45,599 My condolences. 607 00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:46,976 He was a nice guy. 608 00:30:47,059 --> 00:30:49,228 Had a lot of great pictures of Flagstaff. 609 00:30:52,273 --> 00:30:53,816 See? All better. 610 00:30:53,899 --> 00:30:57,778 I'm just gonna pop the iTablet up on the windowsill so you can watch us. 611 00:30:57,861 --> 00:31:00,656 Just hang up when you get bored. Love you. 612 00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:02,157 Love you too. 613 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:08,080 [chuckles] 614 00:31:10,082 --> 00:31:11,792 We should go. 615 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,876 Okay. 616 00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:23,512 When you were in prison, did you know any fences? 617 00:31:23,596 --> 00:31:25,931 Yeah, four big ones that surrounded the place. 618 00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,808 [chuckles] I'm serious. 619 00:31:27,891 --> 00:31:29,560 Oh. I don't know. 620 00:31:29,643 --> 00:31:32,563 I had a cellmate who was in for selling stolen jewelry. 621 00:31:32,646 --> 00:31:34,356 I'm sure he knew people who'd buy it. 622 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,400 You, uh, remember that guy's name? 623 00:31:36,483 --> 00:31:37,985 What's goin' on? 624 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:41,447 My fence thinks I'm working with the cops because I got out early. 625 00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:42,823 We don't have a fence? 626 00:31:42,906 --> 00:31:45,701 I know. I know. I screwed up. I screwed up. 627 00:31:45,784 --> 00:31:46,827 -All right. -Okay? 628 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:48,662 Goddamn Barb and her fizzy water. 629 00:31:48,746 --> 00:31:49,997 I was so close too. 630 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,248 See, this is why I work alone. 631 00:31:51,332 --> 00:31:53,542 'Cause when I'm in control of everything, you know, this doesn't happen. 632 00:31:53,626 --> 00:31:54,668 -This never happened. -Okay. 633 00:31:54,752 --> 00:31:56,045 -It doesn't happen. -Okay, calm down. 634 00:31:56,128 --> 00:31:57,338 Try those breathing techniques 635 00:31:57,421 --> 00:31:58,881 you said you were practicing before your parole hearing. 636 00:31:58,964 --> 00:32:01,175 No, no, no, you don't get to bring up shit that we talked about in prison. 637 00:32:01,258 --> 00:32:02,092 You are not allowed. 638 00:32:02,176 --> 00:32:04,094 Yeah, yeah, I lied about who I was. 639 00:32:04,178 --> 00:32:05,846 Well, I think we might be even now. 640 00:32:05,929 --> 00:32:08,599 We are not even. This is nothing compared to that. 641 00:32:08,682 --> 00:32:09,516 You played with my heart. 642 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,186 And you're playing with my life. You said you had a plan. 643 00:32:12,269 --> 00:32:14,229 We should call it off. We should just call it off. 644 00:32:14,313 --> 00:32:15,981 Call it off? No, no, no, no, no. 645 00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:18,400 You said yourself, you need this money to get me my new identity. 646 00:32:18,484 --> 00:32:20,944 Do you know anybody with half a million dollars that likes stolen art? 647 00:32:21,028 --> 00:32:21,862 Because I don't. 648 00:32:21,945 --> 00:32:23,864 So, we'll figure that out. 649 00:32:23,947 --> 00:32:26,408 Maybe my guy in prison has a lead. 650 00:32:26,492 --> 00:32:27,743 Or together you and I could think of a way 651 00:32:27,826 --> 00:32:29,703 to convince your guy that you're not a rat. 652 00:32:29,787 --> 00:32:32,081 Somehow, we'll fix this. I promise. 653 00:32:32,164 --> 00:32:35,209 There hasn't been anything you and I haven't been able to figure out yet. 654 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,210 We'll get through this. 655 00:32:38,045 --> 00:32:38,879 Okay. 656 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,048 Come on, let's go. 657 00:32:41,131 --> 00:32:43,175 Next time there's a problem, just tell me. 658 00:32:43,258 --> 00:32:46,178 I know you're used to working alone, but we're supposed to be a team. 659 00:32:46,261 --> 00:32:47,346 Yeah, I know. 660 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:53,394 [suspenseful music plays] 661 00:32:53,477 --> 00:32:54,353 What the hell? 662 00:32:59,108 --> 00:33:00,943 Somebody beat us to it. 663 00:33:04,154 --> 00:33:06,156 [instrumental music plays] 664 00:34:58,977 --> 00:35:00,854 Blackmail is my specialty, 665 00:35:00,938 --> 00:35:05,108 along with casseroles, winemaking, and prostate play. 666 00:35:06,026 --> 00:35:08,612 Someone told me exactly how to rob this house. 667 00:35:09,947 --> 00:35:12,282 You raised a dickhead, Barb. You really did. 668 00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:14,535 -Oh! -Oh! 669 00:35:15,744 --> 00:35:17,746 [tense music plays] 670 00:35:45,065 --> 00:35:47,067 I think we're all a little tired and stressed out. 671 00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:50,362 I, for one, would like a warm milk. Anyone else like one?